1 00:00:32,615 --> 00:00:36,745 - You're fucking it up! - You're doing great. Keep trying. 2 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:52,677 - Look at Sue. - Hey, Sue. 3 00:00:54,054 --> 00:00:55,597 - Damn. - Oh... Fuck you, too, Sue. 4 00:00:55,597 --> 00:00:56,681 That was for you. 5 00:00:56,806 --> 00:01:00,060 Started walking, and all of a sudden, you're God's gift to the rez? 6 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:01,978 Did you see that Facebook group she started? 7 00:01:02,103 --> 00:01:03,646 - What? - It's like a walking group. 8 00:01:03,730 --> 00:01:05,732 I got an invite. I was like, "Fuck no." 9 00:01:05,732 --> 00:01:09,235 Are you kidding me? I'm not gonna go walking with all the Aunties. 10 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:10,320 I'd rather die. 11 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:15,450 - You going to the conference? - I don't think so. 12 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:18,203 I should stick around with everything Bear's going through. 13 00:01:18,203 --> 00:01:23,208 There's always something going on with those asses. Emotions, hormones. Shit. 14 00:01:23,208 --> 00:01:24,501 He'll be fine. 15 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,795 Shit. He's the same age you were when you had him. 16 00:01:28,171 --> 00:01:29,339 Why would you say that? 17 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:34,094 Uh, I think you were a really responsible teen mom. 18 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:37,388 - And he'll be a good teen dad. - I don't want him to be a teen dad. 19 00:01:37,472 --> 00:01:40,558 Listen to me. White people go to CancĂșn. 20 00:01:41,684 --> 00:01:45,897 We go to IHS conferences, okay? It's our way. 21 00:01:50,276 --> 00:01:52,278 If anything happens, don't call 911, okay? 22 00:01:52,362 --> 00:01:54,447 It's too expensive. Just call Leon. 23 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:56,699 Mom, I know. Don't worry. 24 00:01:58,201 --> 00:01:59,786 I'm just gonna kick my feet up, 25 00:02:01,287 --> 00:02:03,832 rest the old bones. 26 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:06,167 It'll be good not being on a roof all day. 27 00:02:06,292 --> 00:02:08,962 - Working man. You earned it. - Hmm. 28 00:02:10,046 --> 00:02:13,842 You deserve a weekend away, too. Just working all the time. 29 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:20,056 It's a conference. Still work. 30 00:02:37,073 --> 00:02:39,909 {\an8}The problem is the understanding of sovereignty. 31 00:02:40,535 --> 00:02:43,872 It's become a catch-all term that's lost a lot of its meaning. 32 00:02:44,038 --> 00:02:46,791 The future of Indian health is sustainable programming, 33 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:50,128 away from the shackles of the US government-provided care. 34 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:53,464 Think of it like, say... I don't know. A relationship. 35 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:56,718 The energy you provide is only as healthy 36 00:02:56,718 --> 00:02:59,304 as the energy you give yourself. 37 00:03:00,221 --> 00:03:02,765 Then again, what do I know about healthy relationships? 38 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:04,350 I'm just an Indian man, right? 39 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:14,485 Joking aside, sustainable tribal health takes investment in ourselves. 40 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:16,112 - Scholarships... - Hi. 41 00:03:16,237 --> 00:03:18,990 ...support, and eventually, facilities and equipment. 42 00:03:18,990 --> 00:03:21,826 It might take a long time, but we are absolutely worth it. 43 00:03:21,910 --> 00:03:22,911 Hey, girl. 44 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:25,622 These goals of self-sufficient health services 45 00:03:25,747 --> 00:03:27,624 probably aren't achievable in my lifetime. 46 00:03:27,624 --> 00:03:28,833 But I believe in the future 47 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:30,126 - of our people. 48 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:33,755 And it is for the future that I do my work. Small steps. 49 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:37,008 But every step taken is part of the journey to true sovereignty. 50 00:03:37,008 --> 00:03:38,843 As you attend your workshops this weekend, 51 00:03:38,968 --> 00:03:43,097 bear in mind the power that you carry as Native people. 52 00:03:43,348 --> 00:03:45,516 Let's wield that power together. 53 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:50,021 - I'll wield my power on you. - No ring, no hickies. 54 00:03:50,146 --> 00:03:51,606 - Mm... - I call shotgun. 55 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:53,566 Power to the matriarchs. Women are sacred. 56 00:03:53,900 --> 00:03:55,526 Probably got a white wife. 57 00:03:55,610 --> 00:03:56,653 Don't count. 58 00:03:57,362 --> 00:04:01,699 - What about you, Dr. Kang? You snag? - What's snag? 59 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:06,496 Noncommittal sex with someone you're definitely gonna see again. 60 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:10,583 See these? These are my kills. 61 00:04:10,833 --> 00:04:13,628 You get one anytime you snag with somebody from the host tribe. 62 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:17,423 - Impressive achievements, Beverly. - There's one out there for you. 63 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:20,635 - Me? - Yeah. Maybe Crow. 64 00:04:21,052 --> 00:04:25,223 Maybe Delaware, Chickasaw, Ho-Chunk. 65 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:27,267 - Ho-Chunk. - Watch out for bad medicine, though. 66 00:04:27,267 --> 00:04:30,186 Yeah, wear socks. Medicine comes up through your feet. 67 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:33,439 - Mm. - Socks, wear them. 68 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:39,988 Welcome, ladies. 69 00:04:40,488 --> 00:04:43,783 - Here, we have a crystal dildo. - Wow. 70 00:04:43,908 --> 00:04:46,035 - Heals from within. - Mm. 71 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:50,081 Cleanses away spiritually-transmitted diseases. 72 00:04:50,665 --> 00:04:52,709 - Yeah, sister. - That's for you. 73 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:53,793 Damn. 74 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,629 You guys got kids? Yeah, I got one. 75 00:04:56,713 --> 00:04:57,714 - Three. - Not yet. 76 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:59,048 - A niece. - Ah... 77 00:04:59,173 --> 00:05:03,845 Okay. So, you two, this is for you. 78 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:09,142 A workout of your pelvic floor. This stuff will tighten you up. 79 00:05:10,101 --> 00:05:13,396 Just perfect. And for other sisters... 80 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:16,858 Oh, God, this is good. This is on the house. 81 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:18,693 - Oh! Thank you. - Thanks. 82 00:05:19,485 --> 00:05:20,486 I love her. 83 00:05:41,382 --> 00:05:43,801 - What's up, ladies? - Hey. 84 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,428 Eyes down, ladies. 85 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:47,764 Seminoles can impregnate you with a single stare. 86 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:48,848 Oh, God. 87 00:05:53,770 --> 00:05:57,106 That's how we used to look way back in the day. Look at that. 88 00:05:57,231 --> 00:05:58,775 Oh! You gotta engage like that. 89 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:00,234 But we'd do it, hush was out. 90 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:04,655 - Oh... Natalie, there's your ex. - ...improve your video game focus. 91 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:08,159 Exes. I snagged Jumbo, too. 92 00:06:08,159 --> 00:06:11,120 Natalie. And Beverly. 93 00:06:12,288 --> 00:06:13,581 You got my lanyard in there? 94 00:06:15,083 --> 00:06:16,751 I need edibles. 95 00:06:16,959 --> 00:06:18,503 Oh. I got a customer. Hold on. 96 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,479 Rita, check out your snag. 97 00:06:38,314 --> 00:06:40,691 - Sam. - What are you doing? 98 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:43,194 There's a free seat here. Setting you up for success. 99 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:45,780 You've got to lock that down before someone else does. 100 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:48,741 - Thanks. May I? - Yeah, it's all yours. 101 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:49,826 You're welcome. 102 00:06:55,748 --> 00:06:56,791 What you reading? 103 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,586 Man Moon by Beau Harrison. 104 00:07:00,711 --> 00:07:02,839 It's about recognizing our sacred feminine. 105 00:07:03,172 --> 00:07:04,966 Hmm... I love fiction. 106 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:08,469 - So where you from? - From Ch'ini'li. 107 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:11,431 It's in Arizona, in the middle of the Navajo Nation. 108 00:07:11,597 --> 00:07:15,017 - I worked there. What's your dad's name? - Alfred. 109 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:16,310 Oh... 110 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,855 You were just a little guy when I saw him. 111 00:07:21,399 --> 00:07:24,026 What's it like there in Arizona? 112 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,278 It's beautiful. 113 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:29,407 They have a canyon. Canyon de Chelly. You should go visit sometime. 114 00:07:30,491 --> 00:07:33,119 Yeah, I'd like that. Sounds hot. 115 00:07:35,746 --> 00:07:38,916 - You have any kids? - Not that I know of. 116 00:07:43,212 --> 00:07:45,131 - I'm a mom. - How old? 117 00:07:45,798 --> 00:07:47,300 - He's a teenager. - High school? 118 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:49,802 - Yeah. - That's when they go for the jugular. 119 00:07:51,596 --> 00:07:54,098 I knew I wanted to help my people. I didn't know how. 120 00:07:54,348 --> 00:07:56,601 I wanted to see more people like us in the hospital. 121 00:07:56,601 --> 00:07:58,811 I went back to school to get my medical degree. 122 00:07:59,729 --> 00:08:02,440 It was a hard time being away for so long. 123 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:05,610 But it's nice to be back in the community now, 124 00:08:05,610 --> 00:08:07,528 even if it's not my own. 125 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:10,948 That's really cool. I always wanted to go away to school. 126 00:08:11,073 --> 00:08:13,034 I told everyone I was gonna go to New York 127 00:08:13,618 --> 00:08:15,286 and smoke cigarettes on a fire escape. 128 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:19,248 - Something I saw in a movie once. - So did you? 129 00:08:20,666 --> 00:08:22,668 No. No, I didn't do any of that. 130 00:08:23,711 --> 00:08:26,964 Maybe when my son is grown up and out of the house. 131 00:08:27,131 --> 00:08:29,425 There's just so many things I want to do. 132 00:08:29,550 --> 00:08:32,887 I'll have to take you to my favorite pizza spot out there sometime. 133 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:37,391 Yeah, I'd like that. 134 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:46,400 - My floor. See you at the bar later? - Yeah, for sure. 135 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:57,537 - So pretty. - Smells good. 136 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:58,621 It does smell good. 137 00:08:58,746 --> 00:09:00,623 Smells like my grandma's underwear drawer. 138 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:01,999 Okay, Rita. 139 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:06,587 Biska needs some attention. 140 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:11,217 Wait. You have to move back. 141 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:13,553 - So your vag can go close to the steam. 142 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:16,055 - Hold on a sec. - Don't burn it. 143 00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:20,977 - Oh, there it is. - Try to, like, inhale, from your... 144 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:24,355 - Oh. Yeah? Okay. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. 145 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,525 Oh, yeah. 146 00:09:28,734 --> 00:09:30,736 How come we've never steamed our biskas before? 147 00:09:30,820 --> 00:09:33,281 - We probably used to. - Yeah, old ways. 148 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,283 - All right. Now focus. - Mm-hmm. 149 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:37,702 - And ask for what you want. - Like, out loud? 150 00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:40,997 - It doesn't say. 151 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:42,707 Wish for a giant hush. 152 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:44,584 - Yeah, not too giant. - Medium. 153 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:45,668 Medium, okay. 154 00:09:45,668 --> 00:09:48,838 - Fits just right. - Long, long orgasm. 155 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:50,590 - Yeah. Okay. - An hour long. 156 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,882 - Multiple. - Okay. 157 00:09:51,966 --> 00:09:53,259 - Handcuffs. - Yeah. 158 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,885 - Just a little rough. - Yeah. 159 00:09:55,052 --> 00:09:56,596 He's, like, fast. Like a rabbit. 160 00:09:56,804 --> 00:09:58,347 - I don't like that. - New baby daddy. 161 00:09:58,598 --> 00:09:59,974 - Doctor dad? - Yeah. Yeah. 162 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,435 Okay. 163 00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:09,567 - Fuck. 164 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,861 - What? - Fuck. I feel powerful. 165 00:10:13,321 --> 00:10:14,488 It works. 166 00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:17,491 - Oh, shit. Bear called. - I'm next. 167 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:22,663 - What's up, Mom? - Hey, Bear. 168 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:24,957 - How you doing? - Yeah, I'm doing good. 169 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,627 - How's the conference? - Yeah, it's good. Yeah. Um... 170 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:30,004 All right, now, focus. 171 00:10:30,004 --> 00:10:32,423 Did you get a pizza with that money I left you? 172 00:10:32,965 --> 00:10:35,384 - Yeah, it just got here. - Okay, good. 173 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:38,387 And there's also frozen waffles in the freezer if you need them. 174 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,222 Let me know if you need anything else. 175 00:10:40,306 --> 00:10:42,558 I'll be good. Probably just gonna get some sleep. 176 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,895 Yeah, me, too. It was a long day. Yeah, I'm tired. 177 00:10:46,020 --> 00:10:49,023 - All right. Well, I love you, Bear. - Love you, too, Mom. 178 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,691 Bye. 179 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:55,446 - We good. - Domino, motherfucker. 180 00:11:14,173 --> 00:11:15,758 Cheers. 181 00:11:27,478 --> 00:11:30,731 It's vibing in here. Hello! 182 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:37,530 Cast a wide net, hoes. Let's catch some motherfucking fish. 183 00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,918 We closed it down last year. 184 00:11:52,420 --> 00:11:56,257 {\an8}And when the dance is over, sweetheart 185 00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:58,759 We'll sing and drink all night 186 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,344 Then we'll dance a 49 187 00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:10,312 Okay. 188 00:12:10,396 --> 00:12:13,274 No hot dudes, but I see a shit ton of hot ladies. 189 00:12:13,816 --> 00:12:14,817 One for you. 190 00:12:17,319 --> 00:12:19,071 - What is this? - Edible. 191 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:21,282 I can't do this. This is gonna fuck me up. 192 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:23,868 - It's only 10 milligrams. - Live a little, Rita. 193 00:12:23,868 --> 00:12:24,952 Come on. 194 00:12:29,457 --> 00:12:30,541 - Oh, shit. - What? 195 00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:33,043 These are 25 milligrams. 196 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:37,006 You are a shit. 197 00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:38,299 - Hmm... 198 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,773 {\an8}Your Indian name is Cipo. 199 00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:54,940 {\an8}Wow. 200 00:12:55,149 --> 00:12:56,525 {\an8}I love the way that sounds. 201 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,610 {\an8}- Hmm. - What's it mean? 202 00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:58,944 {\an8}Cousin. 203 00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,070 Oh. 204 00:13:00,154 --> 00:13:02,364 It's beautiful. It rolls off the tongue. 205 00:13:03,407 --> 00:13:08,329 - Can I get you all another round? - Hey. My name is Cipo. 206 00:13:08,871 --> 00:13:13,125 - It means cousin. - Hey, cousin. I like your braid. 207 00:13:14,376 --> 00:13:16,921 Hey, are you Crow? 208 00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,088 - No. - Chickasaw? 209 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,590 - No. - Delaware? 210 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:20,674 No, I'm Tonkawa. 211 00:13:20,758 --> 00:13:24,678 Tonkawa. I like the... I'm wearing socks. 212 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:28,682 - It's gonna make me burp... - Burp. 213 00:13:28,766 --> 00:13:30,351 - It's gonna make me fart... - Fart. 214 00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:33,479 It's gonna make me burp, burp. It's gonna make me fart... 215 00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:40,027 - I think it's kicking in. - What did you say? 216 00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:54,083 Yeah. It's kicking in. 217 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:55,376 Yes, bitch. 218 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,172 Oh, yeah, I feel like... 219 00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,007 Mm... 220 00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,219 Yeah, I feel like... I don't know what I feel like. 221 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,554 Oh, they're playing Brandy! 222 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,806 Let's dance. That will fix it. 223 00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:20,377 Yes. 224 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,638 Remember we stole your mom's car and crashed it into the creek? 225 00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,389 - Oh, my God. - Like, fucked it right up. 226 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:34,433 - We flooded the engine. - Oh, my God. 227 00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:37,937 We were trying to go to that party down in bumfuck, somewhere. 228 00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:41,106 Your homecoming crown, it was stuck in the mud. 229 00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:45,736 - All broken and shit, and all fucked up. - I went back to get it, though. 230 00:15:45,986 --> 00:15:49,448 That was the first night I ever snagged. Beginning of my hoe days. 231 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,534 I miss being a shitass. 232 00:15:53,494 --> 00:15:55,955 Mm. Me, too. I don't wanna do dishes anymore. 233 00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,498 - Word. - No. 234 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:03,420 Y'all ever feel like we just went from being kids to women overnight? 235 00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:04,880 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 236 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,215 And no one even asked us. 237 00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:10,511 Just expected to be all sacred and tradish all the time. 238 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:14,098 Ugh. It's a lot, right? Cleaning, cooking, momming. 239 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,849 Sewing, beading, weaving. 240 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:19,144 Learning knowledge, keeping knowledge, teaching knowledge. 241 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:22,147 - Making humans. - Picking people up from the drunk tank. 242 00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:25,442 That's why we need nights like this. 243 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:29,238 We can cut loose and let all that shit go sometimes. 244 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:33,242 - Easy for you to say. - What's that's supposed to mean? 245 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:36,453 - You don't have any kids. - Neither does Bev. 246 00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:37,746 I got a niece. 247 00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:43,794 Shit's hard. I'm not her mom, but I gotta be one to her. 248 00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:47,464 She puts up with me, but she's gonna burn 249 00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,217 - all her hair off with all that bleach. 250 00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:53,929 - Little shitass runaway. Fuck. - Yeah, see? 251 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:57,099 You get to pick and choose what to be a part of. We don't get to. 252 00:16:57,891 --> 00:16:59,143 And you think that's easier? 253 00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:03,439 I'm just saying that you don't have to deal with the same things that we do. 254 00:17:03,439 --> 00:17:04,523 You're lucky. 255 00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:07,234 You don't know what I have to deal with, Rita. None of you do. 256 00:17:07,234 --> 00:17:09,778 - Yeah, because you left. - What was I supposed to do? 257 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,531 Waste my life working the gas station pumping out babies? 258 00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,911 That's what you might tell yourself, 259 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:20,831 but the truth is that you bailed on us after Cookie died. 260 00:17:23,667 --> 00:17:26,336 Rita, I went to school. I worked. 261 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:30,049 I joined the fucking mili... You know what? Fuck this. 262 00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:39,767 I'm still snagging. Shit. 263 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,357 Come on. Let's go dance. 264 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:02,122 Hey, Rita. There's your man. 265 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:07,753 Do I look super fucked up? 266 00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,964 No, no. Just fix your lips and push your titties up. 267 00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:35,823 Thank you. Sorry, but I'm waiting for someone. 268 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,282 Yeah, okay. 269 00:19:08,564 --> 00:19:10,149 Hmm. 270 00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:14,444 Oh. Fuck's sakes. 271 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:16,947 Rita? 272 00:19:23,912 --> 00:19:25,706 Do you have a tampon, Teenie? 273 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,593 Luckily, Indian men don't care about your moon time. 274 00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:41,138 Don't matter. I think a niece swooped him. 275 00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,764 Brutal. 276 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:46,476 Used to it, though. 277 00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:49,354 In the city, men don't even look at you if you're over 25. 278 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:54,776 I don't get it. Everyone talks about honoring women. 279 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:56,820 "You're beautiful matriarchs." 280 00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:01,158 Except no one's doing shit for us. Not even giving us orgasms. 281 00:20:04,661 --> 00:20:06,288 I just wanna feel sexy again. 282 00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:09,166 Yeah. 283 00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:46,954 I know I don't know what you go through, but it looks pretty nice from here. 284 00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,295 I'd kill to have kids and work at IHS. 285 00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:00,217 It's lonely being so far away. 286 00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:04,638 Sometimes I wish I could get into, like, a mild accident. 287 00:21:05,597 --> 00:21:07,975 So I can go to the hospital for five days to a week. 288 00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:12,312 And have some free food and have people take care of me. 289 00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:16,233 Get a comfy bed and those wool socks that they give you. 290 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:19,987 And that huge jug of water that's always iced. Like, crushed ice. 291 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:22,823 Just so I could be alone. 292 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,867 So you mean, like, a vacation? 293 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,329 Yeah, that's what I'd have to do to get one. 294 00:21:35,460 --> 00:21:39,673 I wish things were simpler. I miss when we could all just 295 00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:43,969 sit in bed all day, the three of us, and watch TV. 296 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,781 - Here you go. - Thanks. 297 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:39,107 Wait. Is that the same guy from the beginning? 298 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:41,985 Uh-huh. Yeah, yeah. I remember this one. 299 00:22:42,986 --> 00:22:45,781 The husband killed the wife because he got his mistress pregnant. 300 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,657 Why'd he have to kill the whole family? 301 00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:48,742 Just get a divorce. 302 00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:49,826 Hmm. 303 00:22:55,332 --> 00:22:56,833 Teenie, will you hold my hair? 304 00:22:58,043 --> 00:22:59,711 - Yeah, it's gonna happen. - Oh, shit. 305 00:22:59,795 --> 00:23:00,962 - Yeah. - Oh... 306 00:23:37,374 --> 00:23:38,667 You okay? 307 00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:41,628 I finally snagged.