Get 'em!
You better hide!
Holy fuck, they're gonna kill us.
Fucking rednecks.
- Shit. - Fuck.
MAN 1: Floor it!
MAN 2: Go around!
Oh, fuck!
Whoo-hoo!
MAN 2: Hold up, hold up, hold up. Stop the truck.
One little, two little Three little Indians
Come on, you little shit-asses.
You think you can take people's property?
MAN 2: Thieving fucking Indians!
We don't want to have to shoot you, but we will.
Come on, let's get the fuck out of here.
What you want to do is land on your back as flat as possible.
If you miss it, you're gonna be a total bitch.
Yo, slow down.
Those are Jackie's bros.
Dude, you look fucking sick right now, it's so cool.
'Sup, fuck?
What's up?
You guys got any of Jackie's shit?
Jackie's shit?
Nah, she bounced on us, so we forgot about her.
- Yeah. - Why?
I got a wizard to put a curse on her.
All kinds of shit's been going down.
I knew it. I told y'all bad shit was happening to us.
The other day, my car just caught on fire.
Whoa, shit, whoa!
Shit, it'll blow.
My God.
Like, randomly.
And Bone Thug Dog got shot with a little people arrow.
The fuck?
Like a regular arrow, but much smaller.
Damn.
- Like...
Wait, Weeze. What happened to you, man?
Dude, my meemaw died.
She was a beautiful woman.
God will look upon her
as the snowflakes fall upon her speckled cheeks.
They will sing hymns onto her.
Whoa!
Shit!
- Damn! - Damn!
Fuck! You okay, bro?
- I'm good. - All right, we're in.
What you need from us?
Jackie's shit.
Like a sock or a fucking earring.
I got her old bandana.
I think I have something.
Hey, come on. Just give it to her, White Steve.
Fuck.
Eyeliner.
Just fucking missing her?
Nibling!
Hey, nice ride there, Brownie.
Bucky.
Been a long time.
Yeah. Long time.
I think the last time you saw me...
I took most of your teeth out.
To rewrite history!
The last time I saw you, I think I knocked you out.
How easily we forget, ennit?
Can you guys settle down?
Fuck, we've got curses to break.
Tomorrow morning...
we head to the river.
That right, Bucky?
Yeah, yeah, he's right.
Damn right, I'm right.
- Hey, what's up, Care Bear? - With the mean stare.
What's up, fellas?
Why you mop around like you was at the IHS all day?
What?
Like you about to cry?
I ain't about to cry, bro.
Where's the gang at?
Ain't got a gang, bro.
What? The Reservation Dogs.
- Yeah. - Where's Elora?
Well, she ran off with Jackie, man. Fucking left me in the trenches.
- Shit. - Hard to lose the leader.
She ain't the leader.
Sound like stuff is falling apart for you.
Hey, what about second in command? Willie Jack?
She's off doing kid shit, bro.
They all are.
- Hey, hey. - What's up?
- Do y'all know anyone who's hiring? - Like a job?
Hey, we're hiring.
We need social media promo, graphics, all that.
How much y'all pay?
- It's for the exposure. - Yeah.
Once we hit, we're gonna be rich.
We're gonna make it rain, shawty. Rain, shawty!
Rain, for real!
Tell your moms I said, "What's up?"
Your loss.
Hey, write that down.
We gon' make it rain, shawty Rain, shawty
- Better make it rain - Make it rain
- I like that. That's gonna be a hit. - Yeah.
Chickens.
Where there's chickens, there's eggs.
I'm so fucking hungry.
Wait.
We'll wait till after dark.
Then we'll steal some.
- Okay? - Okay.
Eagle.
It's a good sign.
I think that's a buzzard.
Great.
Daniel.
What's wrong?
Hey. Hey.
Hi. No, it's okay, it's okay.
I was just checking on you.
I just saw you up here.
I was gonna see if you wanted to come to the house and eat.
I mean, you can stay out here, it's nice out, but...
I got food and an empty house.
Yeah? Come on.
Hey. Hi.
I'm Anna.
- I'm Mariah. - Hi, Mariah.
I'm Carey.
Carey.
It's like Mariah Carey.
Sorry, this thing is old. It screws up sometimes.
Big, empty house.
My... My husband left me so...
Don't get married.
Uh...
Listen, dinner's gonna be a minute,
so you guys could take a shower, or throw your clothes in the wash, or...
I don't know, whatever you wanna do.
And, you know, just make yourself at home.
Everyone looks... Happy.
Mmm. Yeah, we were. Or are.
I don't know, some of us.
Very weird getting a divorce at my age.
I mean, to be starting over and kids are off at college.
Uh...
Are you girls running away?
- Yeah. - Oh, I knew it.
Damn, I'm so jealous.
I always wanted to run away.
Never too late.
Maybe I'll go with you.
I'll pay for gas.
But I mean, really.
I would go.
I'm still not used to cooking for one person.
All right.
Maybe someday.
Okay, we appreciate it.
That is my famous spaghetti taco casserole.
Flavors of old Italy
with a little bit of that south of the border kick.
You mind if I pray?
That's fine.
Your most heavenly, gracious Father.
Thank you for blessing us with another day.
Thank you for the food on the table that you have provided
and the air in our lungs.
I'd like to ask for your guidance
and protective hands to be placed over Mariah and Carey
as they proceed on their journey.
Boy, they're gonna need a little help.
Don't we all? As ladies.
Mmm-hmm.
I'd like you to keep them away from men
who might want to take advantage of them, which,
basically is, you know, men, in general.
Because, as you know,
sometimes men don't treat women as equals, or fairly.
Please help me to finish my Gloria Steinem book.
It's a long slog.
If I read even just a page a night, before I fall asleep.
That's all I ask. All right.
We are all precious in your eyes, except for my husband.
He's a shit-ass.
I pray that you give him a little comeuppance, perhaps.
Nothing crazy, I don't want you to hurt him, but...
You know, if you could just bring a little woe
into his life and into Joanne's,
I think that we would all be better for it.
In your most holy, precious, blessed...
perfect, long-suffering, and glorious name.
Thank you for Gloria Steinem. Amen.
- All right. - Amen.
- Ooh, that was a good one. - Amen.
Gosh, did you feel that? I felt the energy or the...
Almost like the air was... Was vibrating almost.
I don't know what that was.
That was... That was kind of spooky.
Phew!
I had a dream like that once.
I woke up, and...
I went to the bathroom and I threw up.
- Help yourself. - Okay.
Yeah. Dig in, please.
Could you pass the rolls and the ranch dressing?
Those are good together. Have you tried it?
'Cause that's kind of all I'm gonna have.
Yeah, it's a bad habit I've gotten into.
Yeah, since Ed left, it's like, who cares anymore?
It's just all carbs all the time.
There's so much sour cream in there, you would not believe.
Now, really eat up.
Ah, it's so good.
I'm almost out.
You don't want to see what happens when I run out of ranch dressing.
Daniel?
What's wrong?
Why didn't you take me to California?
Elora.
- Why didn't you take me with you?
Those little sluts.
Do you feel bad?
About stealing her truck?
For everything.
Everyone was just trying to help us.
I don't feel bad about shit.
Fuck this truck.
That lady seemed happy.
Big-ass house, middle of nowhere, no one else around.
Talks to God and shit.
I'll take that any day.
Yeah, we have to sing a song,
but first, we must pray
and be humble to the Creator.
Creator,
I pray you take pity upon these kids.
They did something they ain't proud of.
Help them right now.
Let this water here wash away all that bad medicine.
Heal our pain, Creator.
I'd also like to pray
for all those relatives out there.
Those ones going through relationship troubles,
wherever they are.
They should know and understand that they were broken up
when their friend slept with their girlfriend at that time.
And they shouldn't hold any grudges in that good way, Creator, like that.
Creator!
My heart feels good, too.
Teach these young ones how to move on
and put this curse behind them.
And maybe
there is something in here for us older ones.
Like...
You should not sleep with your buddy's old lady
while they're broke up,
'cause there's a good chance they will get back
together again, like we did...
Understood, Creator, understood.
Thank you, Creator, for helping me to be more aware
of other people's emotions, and...
I'm a flawed man.
I'm prone to impulse and lustfulness.
And for that, I am sorry.
Creator, I can't help it.
I like the feel of a woman...
Creator.
Thank you, Creator, for giving me
the ability to forgive past transgressions
and to look past other people's shortcomings.
Well, Creator, they ain't that short. My cumming.
- Aho. - Aho!
Amen.
- Amen! - Amen!
Strong prayer.
Real strong.
Come on, you kids.
The fuck was that?
These elders have lived very complicated lives.
Now, we sing a song.
What song should we sing?
Um...
An old song.
Yeah, an old one.
And then, the water will just take it away.
Yeah.
She's a good girl
Loves her mama
Loves Jesus
And America too
She's a good girl
Fuck, I know the song better than these guys.
It's a long day...
Living in Reseda
There's a freeway
Running through the yard
And I'm a bad boy
'Cause I don't even miss her
I'm a bad boy
For breaking her heart
Free falling
Yes, I'm free...
Free falling
Free falling...
Free falling, yes I'm free falling, now I'm...
Free falling...
It's not even that old of a song.
It's like, 30 years.
That's old.
Is the curse gone?
WILLIAM KNIFE-MAN: Old warrior!
- What's he waving at? - You tell them.
You tell the little bastards there that this most sacredest
of ceremonies is complete.
That in that red road, good way, cedar path, corn pollen way,
that sun dance, stomp dance, smoke dance, long house, episcopal way,
that they, the little fuckers of the seventh generation,
have vanquished this most powerful of curses.
Can we go now?
But the effects of it will linger on in their hearts
until they deal with the guilt inside.
You tell them that.
Tell them to be good relatives, take care of each other in that way.
Oh! Yeah.
It's gone.
But you kids got to stop being shit-asses.
Yeah.
Close enough.
How can one man eat so much catfish?
It's amazing.
Catfish is life, I guess.
It is.
Mmm.
You two should give me a job. I mean, because of how much catfish I buy.
We could have, like, "Rob, Cleo and Bear's." That flows right, right?
Yeah. No, I don't think so,
'cause with all the candy that Cheese has stolen,
not to mention all the steaks that you and the rest of the gang have stolen.
Yeah, I saw that.
I think we broke even.
Matter of fact, you should volunteer here once a week.
That's not a bad idea.
- Mississippi Miles! - Don't get up.
I'm going to grab a cup before I offload these.
Freshly brewed.
Like I like it.
What's the matter, Bear?
What you afraid of?
Looking for work, huh?
Yeah, looking for something.
Yeah, I've been there.
Find anything yet?
I know it was you and your friends that stole the truck.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Insurance covered the truck, and I got to keep my job.
And my foot.
We don't need no more young folk in jail.
It's easy to tear things down.
A lot harder to build them up.
Consider this your one big break, because at the snap of a finger,
your life could have taken a big turn.
Build things, boy. Don't tear them down.
Thank you for not turning us in.
It wasn't just me.
Thank Rob and Cleo, too.
They got your dumbasses on video doing the whole thing.
Rob posted it on Facebooks.
We must have played it back about what, 10, 20 times?
It's hilarious.
Can't even drive the truck. We found chips for two blocks.
Barbecue, sour cream...
Flaming. My favorite ones.
It's not the flavor, we're just trying to teach him a lesson.
Just don't steal, in general.
Dummy.
I'mma finish my coffee.
And you need to help me unload the truck as a thank you.
Yes, sir.
Look what the fucking cat drug in.
Looks like y'all been scrapping around.
What's good, Johnny Boy?
Same shit.
I think I was sitting here when you left.
You were.
This is my friend, Elora Danan.
What's up?
I love Willow.
Little-ass brownies, little people, fucking Madmartigan. Shit!
'Sup.
She still in there?
Yeah, same spot.
You can come in.
Where the fuck did the truck come from?
The truck store.
Yeah, right.
It looks like a white man's truck.
Mom.
Mom. It's Jackie.
I was watching TV.
Wait, did Bev kick you out?
No, I'm just passing through.
JACKIE'S MOM: Oh, good.
Where's my cigarettes?
Can I borrow some gas money?
I can give you a 20.
Give me my purse.
That's all I got.
Thanks.
I'm gonna get going.
Okay.
Give that place a chance.
You need it.
Hey, Johnny Boy.
Huh?
I need your help.
My help?
With what?
You got a chain to pull a car?
After that, bro...
you just left it up to Creator.
Are y'all hiring?
I'm gonna hire your thieving ass.
Shit.
And just hope that the curse is lifted.
And that, things get better.
But, to be honest,
it just doesn't feel like it's over.
Wish you were here.
You get it all straighten out.
Love you, bitch.