WE'RE AT BIG TOP BURGER?
I CAN'T HAVE YOU EATING THIS STUFF.
EXCUSE ME, YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S GOT ME EATING NOTHING
BUT GRASS AND TWIGS.
YES, BECAUSE YOU JUST HAD HEART SURGERY.
- UGH. PLEASE. - SHE SEES ME BONDING WITH RUBY,
THAT'S THREATENING TO HER.
SHE THINKS I'M TAKING HER PLACE.
IT'S A BIGGER ISSUE.
A YEAR AGO YOU ASKED ME TO FIGHT FOR YOU.
I'M FIGHTING FOR YOU AND I'M FIGHTING FOR OUR MARRIAGE.
I WANT YOU BACK.
HE KEEPS ASKING ME WHY I LIKE AARON, AND I'M SORRY.
I'M NEVER GONNA LIKE MAX, LIKE, IN THAT WAY.
OKAY, BEN, WE'LL START WITH YOU.
GO FOR IT, WITH GUSTO.
- SALVE PARENTES. - OKAY, THAT WAS SO GOOD
BUT LET'S TRY THAT ONE MORE TIME LIKE--
SALVE PARENTES!
YOU, COULD EVEN, LIKE, ALMOST SING IT IF YOU WANT, OKAY?
- SALVE PARENTES! - SO GOOD.
THAT WAS SO GOOD, OKAY, AMY, GIVE ME WHAT YOU GOT.
TODAY, WE'RE GOING TO TAKE YOU ON A TOUR
AND TEACH YOU ABOUT THE FORUM, THE COLISEUM,
AND OUR FAMOUS AQUEDUCTS.
OKAY, SWEETHEART WHEN YOU SPEAK I WANT YOU TO LOOK UP
AND SORT OF HAVE MORE EYE CONTACT WITH ME--
- HEY, MR. B? - HOLD ON ONE SECOND,
- CAN I TALK TO YOU? - WE'RE PREPPING FOR OPEN HOUSE...
NO, NO, I KNOW, THIS IS ABOUT THAT.
NOW, JUST DON'T LOSE YOUR TRAIN OF THOUGHT--
- MRS. B? - YES...
THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT.
THIS IS ABOUT THE OPEN HOUSE AND I REALLY NEED TO TALK TO YOU..
- OKAY, SORRY-- - AND PROVIDED FRESH WATER--
OKAY, SWEETHEART, WITH GUSTO,
AND I'M GONNA HAVE TO IRON THAT TOGA,
OR STEAM IT OR SOMETHING.
WHAT IS HAPPENING, BABE? WHAT IS GOING ON?
I CANNOT BE PARTNERS WITH MAX ANYMORE.
OKAY, HONEY, WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.
- MRS. B. - YOU GUYS HAVE TO WORK ON BEING FRIENDS...
- MRS. B. WOULD YOU-- - NO, I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH HIM AND HE'S JUST LIKE...
- MRS. B., WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN. - HE'S PERSEVERATING LIKE,
- I CAN'T, I CAN'T... - MS. B. COME ON.
I HAVE FAITH THAT YOU CAN DO THIS...
- AND I BELIEVE IN YOU. - MRS. B.
I KNOW YOU CAN DO THIS, I KNOW YOU CAN.
CAN YOU JUST SWITCH US AROUND JUST FOR THIS?
ALL RIGHT, YES, OKAY, GOOD JOB.
HI, DYLAN, WHERE ARE YOU GOING NOW?
- CLASS. - ALL RIGHT.
LET ME CARRY YOUR BOOKS FOR YOU. IT'S A TRADITIONAL HIGH SCHOOL
GESTURE THAT DEMONSTRATES CHIVALRY AND STRENGTH.
WHAT CLASS ARE YOU GOING TO NEXT?
IT'S A KITCHEN GADGET, STARTS WITH A "P"...
- HERE WE GO, FROTHY AND HOT. - WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
- YEAH, IT'S GOOD. - IT LOOKS VERY GOOD.
- I'M GETTING BETTER. - AAH! OH, MY GOD.
- WHAT? WHAT? - GUYS, GUYS!
WHAT'S UP? YOU OKAY?
OH MY GOD, NO, I'M SO EXCITED.
SAVANNAH HAS THE FLU.
- SHE GOT THE FLU NOW. - WHO'S THAT?
- SAVANNAH... - SHE'S...
IN THE PLAY? SAVANNAH IN THE PLAY?
YEAH, SHE'S SUPPOSED TO PLAY SANDY
IN OUR PRODUCTION OF GREASE, BUT NOW, IT'S GONNA BE ME,
BECAUSE SHE HAS THE FLU.
OH, MY GOSH, SAVANNAH HAS THE FLU.
- YEAH! - THE UNDERSTUDY GOES ON.
- YES! YES! - OH, WOW!
THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT?
DAD, YOU HAVE TO CALL MOM AND, LIKE,
- GET HER ON SPEAKER. - OKAY, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
WE COULD GET TICKETS AND STUFF.
- OH, THIS IS SO... - THERE'S A PERFORMANCE TONIGHT,
AND THEN THERE'S ONE TOMORROW NIGHT.
YOUR GONNA DO THEM BOTH? YOU GO ON TOMORROW, TOO?
YEAH, I THINK SO.
HEY, HEY, HEY, HERE'S RUBY, HOLD ON.
- I KNOW, IT'S AWESOME... - TALK TO YOUR MOM, GO.
OKAY, HEY, HEY MOM, I'M PLAYING SANDY TONIGHT.
YOU HAVE TO COME, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.
- OF COURSE I'LL BE THERE.- ALL RIGHT, AWESOME.
WHO'S GONNA BUY TICKETS?
SHOULD I BUY--I'LL BUY THEM, RIGHT?
RUBY, I LOVE YOU, I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT, HONEY.
HANK, CAN YOU PLEASE TAKE ME OFF SPEAKER SO THAT WE CAN COORDINATE?
OKAY, I LOVE YOU.
SO, IN THE PAJAMA GAMEON BROADWAY,
THE LEAD BROKE HER ANKLE
AND THAT'S HOW SHIRLEY MACLAINE BECAME A BIG STAR.
DO YOU KNOW WHO SHIRLEY MACLAINE IS?
- YEAH, SHE-- - I'LL TELL YOU LATER.
- DO YOU WANT TO RUN LINES? - OKAY--YES, YEAH,
I'M GONNA GO LEARN MY LINES, ALL RIGHT.
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, ALL RIGHT, BYE.
ALL RIGHT, SHE'S GONNA GET TICKETS.
THAT'S SO EXCITING. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER.
- OH, UH... - OH.
- HANG ON, LET ME CALL HER BACK. - UH...
♪ WELL I'M GETTING OLD
♪ BUT I'M NOT OLD YET
HEY, GRANDSON, KEEP THE CAR RUNNING.
- I AM. - GOT NO TIME FOR PLEASANTRIES,
WE'RE ON A MISSION HERE.
ZEEK?
HEY, ZEEK, WAIT A MINUTE.
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING? - HUH?
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
YEAH, OH, BOY.
YOU, YOU'RE TAKING HIM FOR A HAMBURGER AGAIN?
- YEAH, I KNOW ABOUT THAT. - OH, GRANDMA...
WAIT, DID YOU SNITCH ABOUT THE BIG TOP BURGER?
- YOU DID, DIDN'T YOU? - HE DIDN'T HAVE TO SNITCH.
I SMELLED IT ALL OVER YOU. COME ON, ZEEK.
WE'RE NOT GOING FOR BURGERS, MILLIE, REALLY.
WELL, WHERE ARE YOU GOING THEN?
HE'S GOT CLASSES YOU KNOW?
OH, PLEASE CLASSES.
- raspberry] GOSH! - IT'S FINE.
I MEAN, TELL YOUR GRANDMOTHER HOW MUCH
YOU ENJOY THESE OUTINGS, WILL YOU?
- TELL HER. COME ON. - I MEAN, OBVIOUSLY...
SEE HE'S SPEECHLESS, MILLIE, HE CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT.
LOOK, I'LL TELL YOU. WE'RE NOT GONNA DO ANYTHING.
WE'RE JUST GONNA TAKE A LITTLE DRIVE, OKAY?
BE RIGHT BACK. I LOVE YOU.
STEP ON THE GAS, LET'S GO.
[whistles] COME ON, LET'S GO.
OKAY. GAS HIT.
♪ I WANNA DIE WITH A SMILE WHEN IT COMES MY TURN ♪
[door knock] HEY, YOU.
- HI. - HI, HEY,
KEEP TOMORROW OPEN BECAUSE
YOU'RE HAVING LUNCH WITH THE BOSS.
TOMORROW I HAVE A LUNCH.
ALL RIGHT, DINNER.
OKAY, HEY, COME HERE. I JUST--
- I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. - HMM? WHAT?
- SHUT THE DOOR. - UH-OH.
NO, JUST I WANTED TO TELL YOU
THAT I'M HAVING LUNCH WITH JOEL TOMORROW.
- OKAY. - HE'S BEEN PUSHING
AND I JUST FEEL LIKE
I OWE HIM THIS MUCH.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY.
YOU DON'T OWE HIM ANYTHING
BUT, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE BEING THE BIGGER PERSON
AND I CAN RESPECT THAT.
YEAH, I THINK IT'LL REALLY HELP TO GIVE HIM CLOSURE, AND THEN...
MM-HMM.
WE CAN BOTH FINALLY SIGN THESE PAPERS.
MOVE ON.
HE'S BEEN DRAGGING HIS FEET AND...
YOU?
CHRIS, YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S TIME TO STOP TREADING WATER.
I WILL TELL HIM TOMORROW AT LUNCH
WE HAVE TO SIGN THE PAPERS.
OKAY.
♪ WHEN WE WERE YOUNG WE WERE SMALL ♪
♪ BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW IT
♪ AH-AH-AH
♪ WHEN YOU WERE HURT YOU WOULD SMILE ♪
♪ SO YOU DIDN'T SHOW IT
♪ AH-AH-AH
♪ AND I
♪ CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MINE
GRANDPA, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE SOMETHING
MORE SPECIFIC HERE BECAUSE
THIS IS PRETTY BROAD.
- GOOD, GOLLY. - LIKE A NAME OF SOMETHING?
IF I COULD DO THAT, THEN I WOULDN'T NEED
YOUR COMPUTER MAGIC, GRANDSON.
COME ON, IT'S OVER 50 YEARS AGO.
DREW, I'M JUST OUT OF VIETNAM.
I'D NEVER BEEN TO EUROPE.
I'M LIKE 22 OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT,
AND I GET TO THE SOUTH OF FRANCE
AND THERE'S THIS LITTLE VILLAGE, RIGHT?
AND I GO IN THERE AND THERE'S THIS RUSTIC LITTLE INN,
WITH THE IVY AND ALL OF THAT.
AND GUESS WHAT? THEY SERVED THE BEST
STEAK FRITES AND--AND RED WINE I'VE EVER HAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.
SO, ALL I WANT TO DO IS GET BACK THERE WITH YOUR GRANDMOTHER
AND SURPRISE HER FOR OUR ANNIVERSARY.
- RIGHT? - YEAH.
THAT'S ALL THAT I'M INTERESTED IN.
OKAY. DID YOU TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT IT?
TRAVELLING OR FLYING?
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'RE ALLOWED TO.
- ALLOWED TO? - YEAH.
WELL, OF COURSE I'M ALLOWED TO.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M ALLOWED TO?
I DIDN'T KNOW BECAUSE OF THE...
I'M AN ADULT FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I CAN GO ON THE PLANE AND I CAN FLY.
I DON'T KNOW IF YOU CAN BE HAVING RED WINE
AND STEAK FRITES, BY THE WAY.
YOU SHOULDN'T BE WORRIED ABOUT ANY OF THIS.
WHAT YOU SHOULD BE DOING IS GETTING ON THAT--
WHAT DO YOU GOT THE WHOLE MAP OF FRANCE UP FOR?
BECAUSE THAT'S ALL YOU'VE GIVEN ME. IT'S IN FRANCE.
I SAID THE SOUTH OF FRANCE.
CAN'T YOU--THERE'S A ZOOM IN BUTTON.
OH, MAN, THIS IS GOING NOWHERE.
WAIT--AH! IT JUST HIT ME,
I THINK IT STARTED WITH A "CHEZ" SOMETHING OR...
- CHEZ? - YEAH, LIKE A--OR LE.
OR MAYBE IT WAS A WOMAN'S NAME?
♪ BEGIN TO LOVE ME TODAY
ACTUAL CHARACTER NAMED DOODY?
- DOODY. - YEAH? THAT'S UNFORTUNATE.
I FORGOT WHAT-- IT'S SHORT FOR SOMETHING.
WHAT'S IT SHORT FOR?
GOSH, I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS PLAY IN SO LONG.
HI, HELLO,
I'M OBVIOUSLY NOT MRS. KING.
AS SOME OF YOU ARE AWARE,
THE FLU HAS BEEN GOING AROUND, SO I AM THE ENGLISH TEACHER
WHO KNOWS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT DRAMA
BUT, UH...
UM...
BUT I DO KNOW THAT YOUR, UH--
I KNOW THAT YOUR KIDS HAVE WORKED INCREDIBLY HARD
TO GIVE YOU AN AMAZING SHOW TONIGHT, SO SIT BACK, RELAX,
AND ENJOY.
[applause]
THAT'S THE ENGLISH TEACHER? HI, HOT.
I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS COULD MAKE IT.
HEY, TOM. HEY, LIZ.
- GOOD TO SEE YOU. - GOOD TO SEE YOU.
THANKS FOR COMING. NOAH IS DOING SO WELL.
HI, KATHY, HOW ARE YOU?
- NICE TO SEE YOU. - ZOEY'S LOVING IT HERE.
SHE'S JUST LIKE A BRIGHT SPOT IN OUR SCHOOL,
SO THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THANKS, I'M SO GLAD YOU GUYS COULD COME.
HAVE A SEAT AND WE'LL GET--
THERE'S SOME MUNCHIES OVER THERE, TOO.
MR. AND MRS. JONES, HOW ARE YOU?
WE JUGGLED HALF A DOZEN MEETINGS, BUT WE'RE HERE.
I'M GLAD THAT YOU DID, BECAUSE DYLAN IS DOING PHENOMENAL.
SHE'S JUST SO SPECTACULAR.
SHE'S A STAR STUDENT, SO...
MAX, WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS A MILLION TIMES.
- CAN YOU JUST STOP? - NO,
I'M MORE HYGIENIC THAN HE IS.
MAX, PLEASE. MAX, PEOPLE ARE GONNA COME IN HERE...
- I AM TALLER THAN HE IS... - CAN YOU ERASE THAT?
I AM MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN HE IS...
MAX, CAN YOU PLEASE ERASE THAT?
SO, I HAVE A PROOF UP HERE OF WHY YOU SHOULD LIKE ME BUT IT...
MAX, CAN YOU ERASE THAT AND GET TO THE PRESENTATION?
UNLESS YOU GIVE ME A LOGICAL REASON WHY YOU LIKE HIM MORE...
MAX, THERE'S NO LOGICAL REASON.
THAT'S NOT IT WORKS, OKAY?
I'M JUST NOT INTERESTED IN YOU IN THAT WAY.
IS IT BECAUSE I HAVEN'T DEMONSTRATED MY PHYSICAL
AFFECTION WHICH MEANS I'M NOW IN THE FRIEND ZONE?
NO, MAX, IT WASN'T THAT.
DEMONSTRATING PHYSICAL AFFECTION IS A VERY DIFFICULT
CONCEPT FOR ME BUT I CAN TRY.
- MAX, PLEASE STOP, OKAY? MAX! - OKAY, SO HERE WE HAVE...
MAX, YOU'RE HARASSING ME PLEASE JUST STOP, OKAY!
WHAT! NO!
WHAT IS?
SEE? THIS IS WHY I ASKED YOU TO SWITCH PARTNERS, OKAY?
DYLAN?
I AM SO SORRY, THAT IS--
THERE'S A MISUNDERSTANDING,
THERE'S--MAX?
BUT, SHE WAS REALLY GOOD.
OH, YEAH, I GOT A LITTLE NERVOUS.
SHE WAS PERFECT FOR THE PART. I DON'T KNOW WHY--
SHE MESSED ONE LINE UP, BUT THAT DIDN'T MATTER.
- WHAT? - NO, BUT THAT DIDN'T MATTER.
- HOW DO YOU EVEN MENTION THAT? - I'M JUST SAYING.
- I'M SO PROUD OF HER. - THOSE KIDS WEREN'T THAT GOOD.
SHE WAS NERVOUS AND I WAS SO--
- OH, HEY. - OH...
WERE YOU WAVING TO THE HOT ENGLISH TEACHER?
YEAH, SHE KNOWS HIM.
HE WAS MY-- OH, AMBER WENT HERE.
HE WAS HER TEACHER.
THAT'S ALL. YEAH, THEY DATED.
WE DATED.
OH, YOU TWO DATED?
YEAH, THEY WERE ENGAGED FOR A LITTLE BIT.
- ENGAGED. - OH, MY GOSH.
YEAH, IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
- WASN'T TOO LONG AGO. - HEY, GUYS.
- HEY. - OH!
- WHAT'D YOU THINK? - OH, MY GOSH, YOU WERE SO GOOD.
I WAS SO NERVOUS. OH, THANK YOU.
THESE ARE FOR YOU. THESE ARE FOR YOU.
- YOU BIG STAR. - OH, MY GOSH, IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SING LIKE THAT.
- I DIDN'T KNOW. - WAS EVERYONE GOOD?
YES, YOU WERE AMAZING. AMAZING.
OH, THANK YOU.
[whispering] OH, MY GOD.
HI.
SO, UH,
DYLAN FILLED US IN ON A FEW VERY INTERESTING DETAILS
THAT SOMEHOW THE SCHOOL NEGLECTED TO TELL US.
LIKE, YOUR SON'S BEEN HARASSING OUR DAUGHTER
FOR OVER A WEEK NOW.
NO, NO, I THINK JUST
- IT'S COMPLICATED... - OH, IT'S COMPLICATED?
IT'S A LOT MORE COMPLICATED THAN...
LIKE, WHICH COMPLICATION ARE YOU REFERRING TO?
ARE YOU REFERRING TO WHEN HE DISTRIBUTED A BUNCH
- OF MALICIOUS FLYERS? - NO.
ALL OVER THE SCHOOL ABOUT ONE OF THE OTHER STUDENTS, OR...
- NO, SEE... - OR THE VIOLENCE THAT HE THREATENED THE BOY WITH?
THAT WASN'T TRUE...
OR MAYBE IT WASN'T ONE OF THE TONS OF UNWANTED GIFTS
HE'S BEEN PUBLICLY BESTOWING ON OUR DAUGHTER?
HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED, DYLAN STARTED DATING AARON,
AND THEN MAX GOT...
WE DON'T CARE ABOUT SCHOOL GOSSIP.
- IT'S NOT GOSSIP. - WHAT WE'RE INTERESTED IN
KNOWING IS WHETHER OR NOT YOU CHOSE TO DISCIPLINE YOUR SON
FOR THESE THINGS HE'S DOING OR IS HE JUST ALLOWED TO JUST DO
WHATEVER THE HELL HE WANTS AROUND HERE?
I DID. I SPOKE WITH MY SON ABOUT THIS.
- OH, YOU SPOKE WITH HIM? - YES.
WHEN WERE YOU EVER GONNA SPEAK TO US ABOUT IT?
- OKAY, LISTEN... - SHE'S UNCOMFORTABLE..
- I GET IT. - CAN EVERYBODY JUST STOP TALKING FOR ONE SECOND...
I UNDERSTAND THAT.
LET'S ALL JUST TRY AND SETTLE DOWN.
OKAY, I'M SORRY THAT YOUR DAUGHTER IS UNCOMFORTABLE
BUT I FEEL LIKE YOU GUYS DON'T HAVE
A CLEAR UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT'S BEEN HAPPENING.
YOUR SON PUT HIS HANDS ON MY DAUGHTER.
- OH, COME ON. - THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- DID YOU SEE IT? - DID YOU SEE IT?
THAT IS A BUNCH OF BS.
HE'S NOT TRYING TO DO ANYTHING TO HER.
HE IS HARASSING HER, HE INTIMIDATED HER...
ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK THIS IS A CASE
OF A COUPLE OF ABSENTEE PARENTS
TRYING TO BLAME SOMEBODY ELSE FOR THEIR OWN OBLIVION
BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HOME.
YOU HAVEN'T BEEN WATCHING YOUR DAUGHTER.
MAYBE IF YOU WERE HOME YOU'D KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON.
YOU KNOW WHAT? THANKS A LOT.
THIS HAS BEEN REALLY EYE-OPENING FOR US.
YEAH, IT'S EYE OPENING FOR ME TOO.
YOU ONLY SEE THROUGH THE LENS OF YOUR SON, OBVIOUSLY.
- THAT IS NOT TRUE. - THANKS A LOT.
THAT IS NOT TRUE. WE'RE HERE FOR ALL THE KIDS, OKAY.
WELL, NOT FOR OUR DAUGHTER ANYMORE.
- COME ON, DYLAN. - NO.
WE'RE GOING, YOU'RE GOING.
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
[knock on door]
- HI, DREW. - HEY.
ZEEK'S STILL GETTING READY.
OH, OKAY. IT'S FINE.
WHY DON'T YOU COME IN A SEC?
UM, I THINK HE TOLD ME TO WAIT IN THE CAR
IF HE WASN'T READY YET, SO...
- I MADE SOME COOKIES. - OH, I'M FULL.
COME ON, HAVE SOME COOKIES.
OKAY, IS ZEEK--
CAN HE HAVE COOKIES?
- LOOK, THERE ARE NO COOKIES. - THERE'S WHAT?
GAME'S OVER, BOY, I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
WHAT DO YOU-- NOTHING'S GOING ON.
- OH, DREW. - WHAT?
YOU GOT TO COME CLEAN. LOOK,
IF HE'S SNEAKING AROUND,
DOING STUFF THAT'S NOT GOOD FOR HIS HEALTH
I HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT IT.
OKAY, CAN HE FLY?
- OH, COME ON! - IS THAT BAD?
WHERE DOES HE THINK HE'S GOING?
IT'S NOTHING. IT'S NOT BOOKED OR ANYTHING...
OH, WELL GOOD.
- IT'S NOT GONNA BE BOOKED. - I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT.
- HEY, DREW, IS THAT YOU? - YEAH.
PLEASE, JUST DON'T TELL HIM. OKAY?
- I'LL FIGURE IT OUT. - OKAY, WELL JUST MAKE
SURE THAT THE CREDIT CARD DOESN'T COME OUT, OKAY?
JUST YOU CAN'T TELL HIM THAT I TOLD YOU...
HE'S NOT PLANNING ANY SECRET TRIPS TO MEXICO
OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
HEY, GRANDSON, I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU.
OKAY, COME ON.
WE GOT TO HIT THE ROAD.
MILLIE, I DO NOT NEED YOU TO WORRY SO MUCH.
EVERYTHING WILL BE EXPLAINED IN GOOD TIME.
COME ON.
BYE-BYE.
[door closes]
- GOT THEM. - OH, GOOD.
- THESE ARE READY TO GO. - YEAH, HOLD ON.
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE WITH THESE.
HEY, SO I WAS THINKING MAYBE JUST YOU GUYS
GO TO THE SHOW TONIGHT,
- YOU KNOW? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
WELL, I JUST FEEL LIKE IT'S, YOU KNOW,
IT'S A FAMILY THING AND I KNOW SANDY FELT UNCOMFORTABLE,
AND I DON'T WANT RUBY TO FEEL UN--YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE MOM,
DAD, DAD'S GIRLFRIEND, AND--
WELL, IT'S, YOU KNOW,
AND FIRST OF ALL YOU'RE NOT JUST MY GIRLFRIEND, ALL RIGHT?
- I'M NOT? - I MEAN...
- I'M--WHAT AM I THEN? - NO, YOU'RE NOT.
YOU'RE THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME SO, YOU KNOW,
IF I WANT YOU TO GO YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GO.
AND I DO WANT YOU TO GO. I LIKE YOU IN RUBY'S LIFE.
WHAT--IS IT ABOUT THE--
IS IT JOHNNY ROCKET?
IS IT ABOUT MARK?
NO.
'CAUSE I GET THAT.
I MEAN, I... I'M ASKING A LOT I KNOW.
FIRST OF ALL JUST GOING TO THIS THING.
IT'S A KID'S HIGH SCHOOL THING.
IT'S UH, LET'S BE HONEST, SOME OF THOSE KIDS, THOUGH RIGHT?
COME ON NOW, RUBY'S GOOD, BUT HERE'S THE THING,
I'M LEARNING TO COMMUNICATE RIGHT?
WHEN THINGS ARE IMPORTANT TO ME.
AND, UH, THAT'S THIS.
THAT'S ONE OF THESE-- THAT'S ONE OF THOSE THINGS.
IT'S NOT ABOUT MARK.
IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE TO SEE HIM,
BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I WISH FOR THINGS TO BE DIFFERENT.
- IT JUST BRINGS UP A LOT OF-- - YEAH.
BUT LISTEN, YOU'RE TELLING ME
THAT IT'S IMPORTANT TO YOU AND I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT.
AND SO, I'D LIKE TO GO.
FOR REAL, YEAH?
FOR REAL.
OKAY, GOOD.
♪ WILL I KNOW
♪ IN THIS ROMANCE...
REALLY HAD TO BE VITELLI'S?
I WAS GONNA PICK THAT TABLE OVER THERE.
YOU KNOW, THAT'S WHERE WE HAD OUR FIRST DATE.
BUT THE OLD COUPLE TOOK IT
SO, I HAD TO SETTLE FOR WHERE WE
ATE WHEN WE FIRST FOUND OUT YOU WERE PREGNANT WITH SYD.
JOEL, I REMEMBER.
YOU REMEMBER WE USED TO COME HERE
WHEN YOU WERE IN LAW SCHOOL ALL THE TIME AND WE...
ALL RIGHT, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS...
- IS IT TOO SUBTLE? - WE BOTH HAVE THINGS
THAT WE WANT TO SAY.
- YEAH. - SO?
- THERE'S--THERE'S THE MAN. - YOU TWO!
- HEY, GINO. - GINO, GREAT TO SEE YOU.
WHAT'S UP? I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
- BUSY. - YEAH, BUSY.
- CHICKEN PARM, TWO ICED TEAS? - OH, THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
YOU KNOW, I'M JUST GONNA GO FOR A COFFEE, THANK YOU.
- COMING RIGHT UP. - THANKS, GINO.
YOU KNOW, I WAS SITTING HERE THINKING ABOUT ALL THE DREAMS
I HAD BACK IN THOSE DAYS,
YOU KNOW, FOR US.
CREATING A LIFE TOGETHER AND STARTING A FAMILY,
AND HOW WE WERE GONNA BE THIS
JUST INCREDIBLE TEAM.
AND WE DID THAT.
I MEAN, JULIA, WE DID THAT.
AND THEN WHEN THINGS DERAILED LAST YEAR
I WAS SO CONFUSED
AND HURT ABOUT WHATEVER HAPPENED WITH ED...
AND DON'T THINK THAT I DON'T BEAT MYSELF UP ABOUT THAT.
- I'M FULLY AWARE THAT I... - IT DOESN'T MATTER.
- I AM IN THE WRONG.- IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HAPPENED.
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HAPPENED WITH ED.
BECAUSE I AM THE ONE WHO WALKED OUT.
I WALKED OUT ON YOU.
AND I WALKED OUT ON OUR KIDS.
YOU KNOW, I TOOK A VOW TO YOU.
I MADE A VOW
WHEN WE GOT MARRIED THAT I WOULD--
THAT I WOULD UPHOLD OUR MARRIAGE,
GOOD TIMES AND BAD
AND ALL THAT.
AND I FAILED.
I FAILED YOU.
AND I FELT SUCH SHAME, JULIA.
I MEAN, I FELT LIKE I DIDN'T EVEN DESERVE TO BE
IN YOUR LIFE ANYMORE.
BUT SO LONG AS YOU'RE MY WIFE,
SO LONG AS WE'RE STILL MARRIED,
I AM GONNA DO EVERYTHING IN MY POWER
TO UPHOLD THOSE VOWS.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
I HAVE NEVER STOPPED LOVING YOU.
AND I AM GONNA HONOR YOU
FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS
IF YOU'LL HAVE ME.
I'M GONNA GO.
- HEY, HONEY. - HI.
- YOU CAN HAVE A SEAT. - OKAY.
LISTEN, I JUST WANT TO SAY TO YOU THAT I AM SO,
SO SORRY FOR NOT ADDRESSING MAX'S BEHAVIOR...
- NO... - NO, IT WAS TOTALLY MY FAULT.
I DIDN'T PROTECT YOU AND AS HEADMASTER
I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY, HONEY, OKAY?
AND I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT MOVING FORWARD,
THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN, OKAY?
I UNDERSTAND THAT MAX CAN'T HELP IT.
I KNOW. I JUST--
I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU FEEL PROTECTED AND FEEL SECURE,
OKAY?
DYLAN, WHAT'S WRONG? WHAT--WHAT IS--WHAT?
IS THERE SOMETHING ELSE?
MY PARENTS WANT TO SWITCH SCHOOLS.
OKAY, UM, I KNOW.
I THINK MAYBE WHAT CAN HAPPEN IS I CAN TALK TO THEM
AND I CAN TELL THEM THAT, THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA...
NO, YOU CAN'T BECAUSE THEY WON'T LISTEN.
THEY NEVER LISTEN TO ME.
THEY DON'T GET THAT THIS IS THE FIRST PLACE IN FIVE YEARS
THAT'S ACTUALLY HELPED ME.
OKAY.
I KNOW THAT I CAN TALK TO THEM.
AND I WANT YOU HERE.
I BELIEVE IN YOU.
AND I KNOW THAT THIS IS THE RIGHT SCHOOL FOR YOU, OKAY?
I KNOW.
AND I WILL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO KEEP YOU HERE.
I WILL, OKAY?
- THANK YOU SO MUCH. - YOU'RE SO WELCOME.
IT'S OKAY.
WE'RE GONNA FIX THIS, OKAY?
OKAY, SO I COME ACROSS THIS MATCHBOX.
IT'S GOT A PICTURE OF A THORNY ROSE ON IT.
IT'S CALLED CAFE FLEUR,
AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IT HITS ME.
I'M TRANSPORTED BACK IN TIME.
I'M SITTING AT THIS CAFE, AND GUESS WHAT?
RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET IS OUR...
- IT'S THE PLACE? - B&B.
- THIS IS IT? - YEAH.
WE JUST GOOGLE THIS.
YOU CAN DO THAT. WE CAN TURN AROUND AND SEE...
- FIRE IT UP... - WHAT'S ACROSS THE STREET.
LET'S GO, GRANDSON, GOT NO TIME TO WASTE.
GET IN THERE AND LET'S FIND THIS PLACE.
THAT'S IT.
- OH, YEAH, THAT'S IT. - THAT'S THE--OKAY.
OKAY, TURN IT AROUND. OH, LOOK.
IS THAT IT?
THAT'S IT. IT HASN'T CHANGED.
YEAH, CHEZ MARIE.
CHEZ MARIE? SEE!
I KNEW IT WAS A WOMAN'S NAME.
THIS MIND IS LIKE A STEEL TRAP, GRANDSON.
- WELL, THAT'S IT. - OKAY, HERE, THIS IS IT.
LET'S DO IT.
LET'S BOOK IT.
- GRANDPA, I CAN'T BOOK IT. - WHY CAN'T YOU BOOK IT?
BECAUSE...
GRANDMA KNOWS, GRANDPA.
I'M SORRY, OKAY,
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN SHE'S ASKING
ME QUESTIONS ABOUT YOU BECAUSE SHE'S WORRIED ABOUT YOUR HEALTH.
SO, YOU TOLD HER?
I DIDN'T TELL HER EVERYTHING, NO.
I ASKED HER IF IT WAS OKAY
FOR YOU TO FLY BECAUSE SHE'S ASKING ME WHAT WE'RE DOING,
AND I'M TRYING NOT TO TELL HER
BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT ME TO TELL HER.
BUT THEN I IN TURN HAVE TO LIE TO HER.
SO, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THERE, YOU KNOW?
YOU'RE PUTTING ME IN A REALLY WEIRD POSITION.
AND SO, I TOLD HER THAT YOU WERE GONNA--
YOU WERE TRYING TO FLY SOMEWHERE.
THAT'S IT.
GOD, YOU KNOW,
THIS IS GONNA BE A SPECIAL TRIP, DREW, YOU KNOW?
YEAH, I KNOW.
ME AND YOUR GRANDMOTHER,
MAYBE FOR THE LAST--
OH GOD.
I CHOSE YOU BECAUSE I TRUSTED YOU.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND? I TRUSTED YOU.
YEAH.
YOU LET ME DOWN.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
- JUST TAKE ME HOME. - OKAY.
[exhales]
OH.
- HI. - HEY.
- HOW'D IT GO? - FINE.
IT WAS FINE, CHRIS, IT WAS FINE.
IT WAS HARDER THAN I THOUGHT SO I DIDN'T BRING UP THE PAPERS.
DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT. THAT DOESN'T MEAN
I'M HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS, OKAY?
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, THOUGH.
OKAY.
BUT, JULES, WHERE DOES, UM, WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE US?
IN THE SAME PLACE. NOTHING HAS CHANGED, CHRIS.
EXACTLY, NOTHING HAS CHANGED.
YEAH, WE'RE FINE.
YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY WE'RE NOT. WE'RE NOT FINE.
I NEED SOMETHING.
I NEED SOMETHING TO CHANGE, JULES.
I NEED SOMETHING MORE THAN THIS.
I WANT SOMETHING MORE THAN THIS,
AND IF THIS ISN'T GONNA MOVE FORWARD I DON'T KNOW--
IT IS MOVING FORWARD. I JUST--
I NEED MORE TIME TO FIGURE THINGS OUT.
SO, YOU GONNA TELL ME WHAT MORE TIME LOOKS LIKE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.
IS IT A WEEK, IS IT A DAY, IS IT A MONTH...
I CAN'T CALENDAR IT FOR YOU. GET OUT OF MY FACE, CHRIS.
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW.
NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
ACTUALLY, WE DO NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW.
I HAVE BEEN MORE THAN PATIENT WITH YOU.
I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING I POSSIBLY CAN,
AND I DON'T THINK THAT IT'S A MATTER OF TIME, JULIA.
I DON'T THINK THAT IT MATTERS HOW MUCH TIME I GIVE YOU
BECAUSE I THINK YOU'RE STILL IN LOVE WITH YOUR HUSBAND.
I HAVE KIDS WITH THE MAN, YES.
I HAVE FEELINGS FOR HIM. IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE.
STOP PRESSURING ME.
PRESSURING YOU?
OKAY, JULIA, ALL RIGHT.
PRESSURE'S OFF.
CHRIS.
CHRIS!
- HEY, MAX. - HI, BUDDY.
WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH DYLAN,
BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE WE OWE YOU AN APOLOGY.
I DON'T FEEL LIKE WE REALLY GAVE YOU THE FULL PICTURE
ABOUT WHAT CAN HAPPEN IN RELATIONSHIPS.
REMEMBER WHEN WE TALKED ABOUT THE NUMBERS SCALE
AND HOW THINGS CAN CHANGE?
WELL, SOMETIMES THEY DON'T.
SOMETIMES THEY'RE JUST STUCK BECAUSE THE TWO PEOPLE
WANT DIFFERENT THINGS.
THAT'S CONFUSING.
- IT IS CONFUSING. - VERY CONFUSING.
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO TELL WHEN THE SCALE IS FLUID
AND WHEN IT ISN'T?
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
SOMETIMES IT'S JUST DIFFICULT, YOU KNOW,
AND YOU CAN'T.
YOU JUST SORT OF GAUGE IT ON HOW THE PERSON RESPONDS,
YOU KNOW, AND WHAT THEY'RE TELLING YOU.
AND YOU ALSO HAVE TO RESPECT THEIR WISHES.
LIKE, WITH DYLAN, YOU KNOW...
YOU MIGHT WANT TO BE CLOSER TO HER THAN SHE WANTS TO BE TO YOU.
IT'S KIND OF LIKE WHEN YOU GET A HUG FROM SOMEONE.
EVEN ME SOMETIMES, I'LL TRY AND HUG YOU
AND YOU DON'T WANT THAT.
SO, I'LL RESPECT THAT BOUNDARY AND I WON'T KEEP HUGGING YOU.
AND DYLAN MAY HAVE FELT
OVERWHELMED BY WHAT YOU WERE DOING...
[Kristina] AND SHE JUST INTERPRETED IT DIFFERENTLY
THAN HOW YOU WERE GIVING IT.
DYLAN SAID I WAS HARASSING HER.
OKAY, WELL YOU WEREN'T HARASSING HER.
DO YOU--OKAY, MAX--
HARASSMENT IS DEFINED AS AGGRESSIVE
OR INTIMIDATING PRESSURE.
I WAS ONLY TRYING TO DO NICE THINGS.
[Kristina] YES, AND YOU WERE DOING NICE THINGS.
[Adam] YOU WERE. IT WAS JUST TOO MUCH FOR DYLAN.
WE'RE JUST SUGGESTING THAT YOU PAY A LITTLE MORE ATTENTION
TO THE FEEDBACK YOU'RE GETTING FROM OTHER PEOPLE
SO THAT YOU CAN FIGURE OUT WHAT THEIR BOUNDARIES ARE.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?
AM I THE REASON DYLAN'S LEAVING THE SCHOOL?
I WAS JUST BACKSTAGE WITH RUBY.
- HOW'S SHE DOING? - SHE'S IN ABSOLUTE HEAVEN...
- GOOD. - SHE'S POLITE, SHE'S ENGAGED, SHE'S GRACIOUS.
IT'S LIKE SOMEBODY TOOK OUR TEENAGE DAUGHTER
AND REPLACED HER WITH SANDY FROM GREASE.
- YEAH, YEAH, HEY. - HI.
- HEY. HI, MARK.
I'M SANDY. HI, I'M RUBY'S MOM.
- OH. - SHE PLAYS SANDY, I'M SANDY.
YOU GUYS WANT TO CATCH UP, OR--
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE GONNA BE--
NO, I KNOW. I'M ACTUALLY
JUST HERE ON OFFICIAL SUBSTITUTE DRAMA TEACHER BUSINESS.
SAVANNAH IS FEELING BETTER AND SHE HAS DECIDED LAST MINUTE
THAT SHE WANTS TO GO ON AS SANDY.
- LAST MINUTE. - THEY CAN'T DO THAT, RIGHT?
- WAIT, THAT'S... - THEY--THEY CAN DO THAT?
THAT'S NOT FAIR TO RUBY.
I KNOW, I KNOW.
I JUST FOUND OUT AND I ALREADY TOLD RUBY,
AND SHE'S REALLY UPSET.
SHE SAYS SHE DOESN'T WANT TO GO ON TONIGHT
IF SHE'S JUST GONNA BE PART OF THE CHORUS.
SO, I JUST WANTED TO...
- I THINK I'M GONNA GO IN... - TELL YOU GUYS.
AND TALK TO HER.
HANK, COME ON.
YEAH, OKAY, UM-- YOU WANT TO COME?
I DON'T THINK I SHOULD BE PART OF THAT.
IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU. HANK?
IT WAS NICE TO MEET YOU TOO.
- HI. - WELL.
SUBBING AS THE DRAMA TEACHER.
- YES. - DID NOT EXPECT THAT.
- NEITHER DID I. - TWIST.
THIS FLU.
I JUST KEEP SCREWING UP MY LIFE.
OH, YEAH?
HOW DO YOU KEEP DOING THAT?
WELL, I JUST RUINED A REALLY GOOD THING
WITH A REALLY GOOD GUY.
- THAT GUY, CHRIS? - MM-HMM.
- FROM THE BARBECUE? - MM-HMM.
WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT'D YOU DO?
I JUST--I COULDN'T CUT THE CORD WITH JOEL.
HE'S MAKING THIS SO HARD.
IT'S--
HOW?
WELL, HE WANTS TO GET BACK TOGETHER.
THAT'S A GOOD THING.
I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW YOU WOULD THINK THAT.
IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE TAKEN SO LONG
TO GET TO BE OKAY WITHOUT HIM.
AND SO HE CHOOSES NOW.
IT'S...
YOU'RE JUST TALKING ABOUT TIMING.
SOMETIMES TIMING SUCKS.
IT'S--NO, IT'S NOT JUST TIMING.
HE BAILED ON ME.
YEAH, HE SCREWED UP.
HAVEN'T YOU EVER SCREWED UP?
NO, I SCREWED UP HUGE, OBVIOUSLY.
THAT'S WHAT GOT US HERE.
I MEAN, I KNOW THAT,
BUT I NEVER GAVE UP THE FIGHT.
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
WE WERE REALLY TESTED.
AND I REALLY NEEDED HIM.
AND HE WAS WEAK.
♪ IT BURNS
♪ NOW YOU ARE GONE
YOU KNOW WHAT MARRIAGE IS, SWEETIE?
YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S ABOUT?
FORGIVENESS.
♪ IT BURNS
♪ NOW YOU ARE GONE, I AM DONE ♪
I DON'T THINK I CAN.
[Sarah] DREW IS AT BERKELEY, HE'S DOING WELL.
- OH, YEAH. - HE DOESN'T CALL ME ENOUGH.
- UH... - AND HOW'S AMBER?
AMBER IS PREGNANT.
WOW! WITH--
IT'S--WELL, IT'S A SITUATION
WITH A BOYFRIEND WHO MIGHT NOT BE IN THE PICTURE
BUT SHE'S HANDLING IT REALLY WELL AND...
YEAH, SHE CAN DO THAT.
IT'S JUST ABOUT SIX WEEKS AWAY.
- WOW. - BIG CHANGES.
THAT IS-- SO, YOU'RE GONNA BE A...
- NO, NO, NO... - A THING? NO?
WE DON'T SAY THAT, NO.
- THAT WORD? - NO.
MAYBE THERE'S, THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME COOL, HIP NEW WORD.
- I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND IT. - YEAH?
IT HAS ELUDED ME.
I'M NOT SURE IT'S GONNA CATCH ON.
THERE'S BEEN A WORD FOR IT FOR A WHILE NOW.
- OH, IT'S TRAUMATIC BUT... - THAT'S EXCITING, WOW.
THAT IS JUST AHEAD OF MY WIFE.
- NO, REALLY? - YEAH.
- YOU'RE GONNA BE A DAD? - YEAH.
OH, WOW.
YEAH.
OH, THAT'S GREAT.
YEAH, IT'S EXCITING.
YOU'RE GONNA BE SO GREAT.
THANKS, UM, I HOPE SO.
AH, THAT MAKES ME HAPPY.
- YEAH. - THAT'S GREAT.
YEAH, UH--
YEAH, IT'S SO SURREAL
BUT I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT, I GUESS.
THIS IS GONNA SOUND WEIRD, BUT I'M--
I'M GLAD I KNEW YOU.
I'M GLAD I KNEW YOU, TOO.
I'M REALLY GLAD THAT I KNEW YOU.
♪ IT BURNS
♪ NOW YOU ARE GONE
♪ I AM DONE
- HEY. - HEY, HOW IS SHE?
OH, YOU KNOW, A LOT OF DRAMA, A LOT OF CRYING,
SANDY'S TAKING HER BACK NOW.
OKAY, LET'S GO.
YEAH, IF YOU WANT TO HANG STILL.
- NO, NO. - AHEM.
WELL, IT WAS REALLY NICE TO SEE YOU, AND GOOD LUCK
BEING A WHATEVER WORD YOU COME UP WITH.
AND I'M SORRY ABOUT RUBY.
OH, YEAH, YEAH, SHE'S OKAY.
THANKS.
OKAY, BYE.
[exhales]
[gurgling]
YOU'RE STILL SORE ABOUT THE TRIP?
YEAH, YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I'M SORE ABOUT THE TRIP.
GOD! I MEAN,
I CAN'T EVEN DRIVE MY OWN DAMN CAR.
EVERYBODY'S TREATING ME LIKE AN INVALID.
I CAN'T EVEN SPEND MY OWN MONEY
WHEN I WANT TO SPEND IT FOR WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH IT.
NO, YOU CAN'T.
NOT WHEN YOU'RE PLANNING ON SNEAKING AROUND,
DOING THINGS THAT ARE BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH.
WHERE WERE YOU GONNA FLY OFF TO ANYWAY?
FRANCE.
- FRANCE? - YEP, GONNA GO TO FRANCE.
YEAH? WHAT WERE YOU GONNA DO IN FRANCE?
OKAY, WELL...
DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN I WROTE YOU AFTER I GOT OUT OF THE SERVICE
AND I WAS IN THIS LITTLE VILLAGE, YVES,
AND THEY HAD THIS WONDERFUL B&B THERE
WITH THE BEST FOOD AND WINE I'VE EVER HAD?
- YEAH, I REMEMBER THAT. - YOU REMEMBER THAT?
- YEAH, UH-HUH. - OKAY, WELL,
I WAS, UH--
I WAS GONNA SURPRISE YOU ON OUR ANNIVERSARY,
AND I WAS GONNA TAKE YOU THERE.
BACK TO THE B&B
AND I FIGURED YOU COULD PAINT ALL YOU WANTED TO.
I MEAN, HELL, YOU PAINTED ALL OVER ITALY
AND FIDDLED AROUND WITH THOSE STATUES
AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE.
BUT THE POINT IS JUST YOU AND ME SPENDING SOME...
OH, ZEEK.
REALLY?
YEAH.
WELL, WE COULD STILL GO. CAN'T WE?
I MEAN, AFTER YOU SEE LELAND,
HE OKAYS YOU FOR YOUR TRAVEL,
WE'LL JUST GO.
I LIKE IT BETTER THIS WAY, THAT IT'S NOT A SURPRISE.
BECAUSE WE CAN LOOK FORWARD TO IT TOGETHER.
- REALLY? - YEAH.
YOU THINK IT'S CHANGED?
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, IT HASN'T CHANGED.
HERE, YOU LOOK IT UP.
THE LINK'S CALLED YVES,
AND THE B&B IS CALLED CHEZ MARIE.
[gasps]
[gasps] OH!
OH!
OH, ZEEK!
WANT A BEER?
OH, NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, I'M OKAY.
- ARE YOU OKAY? - YEAH.
YOU HAVEN'T SAID A WORD SINCE WE LEFT SCHOOL.
YOU'RE HAPPY, RIGHT?
I MEAN IN GENERAL, YOU'RE GOOD?
BECAUSE I--'CAUSE I GOT A LOT OF BAGGAGE.
I KNOW I GOT A-- GOT A LOT OF STUFF,
BUT--AND I GOT A DAUGHTER WHO'S--
SOMETIMES SHE'S AN ANGEL, SOMETIMES SHE'S NOT.
I GOT AN EX-WIFE WHO'S VERY VOLATILE,
AND I'M WEIRD, AND...
LOT OF STUFF.
LOT OF STUFF, AND...
DO YOU THINK THAT YOU...
LIKE, YOUR LIFE WOULD BE BETTER...
OR JUST SIMPLER IF...
IF YOU'D CHOSEN HIM?
I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GOING BACK TO HIM.
I KNOW THAT. NOT NOW.
THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT.
I'M JUST WONDERING.
I GUESS I'M ASKING
IS THIS REALLY WHERE YOU WANT TO BE?
SORRY, I'M SORRY.
OH MY GOD, NO, YOU JUST...
EVERYTHING I SAY IS WRONG.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH, YOU JUST DON'T!
- RUBY! NO, I AM TRYING TO. - NO!
OH, MY GOD.
SHE IS IMPOSSIBLE.
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
I JUST--I DIDN'T KNOW WHERE TO GO.
I'M SORRY.
WE LOVE THE PLACE. THIS IS GREAT.
- SORT OF A COUNTRY MODERN. - IT'S JUST MODERN, YEAH
- SO JUST MODERN. - IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
- I LOVE THE TILE WORK HERE, TOO - THANK YOU.
- THANKS. - GUATEMALAN?
I'LL GET YOU MY DESIGNER'S NUMBER IF YOU WANT.
OKAY, LISTEN WE'RE REALLY SORRY.
SORRY ABOUT COMING OVER UNANNOUNCED SO LATE.
I JUST--WE WANTED TO APOLOGIZE FOR NOT ADDRESSING
YOUR DAUGHTER'S NEEDS SOONER
AND REALLY TAKING THEM TO HEART.
WELL, THANK YOU FOR THAT.
IT'S NICE TO HEAR.
BUT WE'RE ACTUALLY
MOST CONCERNED ABOUT THE SITUATION WITH YOUR SON.
WE'D LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO ABOUT THAT.
WELL, ACTUALLY, HE WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO DYLAN.
ONLY IF SHE WANTS TO MEET ME OUT OF HER OWN FREE WILL.
IF NOT, THEN I CAN JUST APOLOGIZE TO THE TWO OF YOU.
MAYBE...YOU SHOULD...GO.
I'LL GO GET HER.
WE'VE BEEN OUT OF TOWN TRAVELING A LOT FOR WORK,
SO THANK YOU FOR THOSE OCCASIONS WHEN YOU HOSTED DYLAN, THANKS.
- WOW... - THANKS. WE LOVED HAVING HER.
NO PROBLEM IT'S A PLEASURE.
WE WATCHED MOVIES, WE COOKED,
WE BAKED, WE HUNG OUT...
- YOU BAKED? - WE BAKED.
- THAT'S FUNNY. - YEAH, CHOCOLATE CHIP AND...
I HOPE YOU, YOU KNOW,
DIDN'T GO CRAZY WITH THE SUGAR. WE REALLY TRY TO LIMIT...
NO, NO, NO, KEPT A GOOD EYE ON THAT.
YEAH, SO.
- HEY. - HI.
HELLO, DYLAN.
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M DEEPLY REPENTANT OF MY ACTIONS.
I UNDERSTAND NOW THAT WHEN YOU SAY YOU DON'T RECIPROCATE
MY FEELINGS IT MEANS THAT I NEED TO GIVE YOU SPACE.
ALSO, IF YOU DO DECIDE TO COME BACK TO CHAMBERS ACADEMY
I PROMISE TO NEVER COME NEAR YOU AGAIN IN ANY CAPACITY.
WE'RE HOPING THAT YOU GUYS WILL RECONSIDER
AND STAY AT CHAMBERS.
WELL, WE'RE NOT EXACTLY CRAZY ABOUT THE IDEA
OF CHANGING SCHOOLS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCHOOL YEAR.
IT'S SO DISRUPTIVE.
- MM-HMM. - YEAH, SO WE'LL, UH...
I GUESS WE'LL JUST RE-EVALUATE AT THE END OF THE YEAR.
- YEAH? - YEAH.
SEE YOU AT SCHOOL TOMORROW, ASPERGER'S.
WHAT? DYLAN!
I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD HER SAY THAT BEFORE.
- IT'S OKAY. - IT'S FINE.
ALTHOUGH SOME MAY TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT, IN HER CASE
IT IS A TERM OF ENDEARMENT, AND SO I UNDERSTAND.
I TAKE NO OFFENSE.
[door closes] OH, HEY.
ALL RIGHT, SHE FINALLY STOPPED.
30 MINUTES OF SOME CRYING, A LITTLE BIT OF BRIBERY,
AND...OH, GOD.
BY THE WAY SHE'S GOT, LIKE, POSTERS ALL OVER HER ROOM.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE SHE GETS THEM FROM.
SHE'S GOT, LIKE, THE HALF-NAKED GUY FROM THAT WEREWOLF SHOW.
WHAT IS THAT ABOUT? I DIDN'T HAVE THAT.
I HAD, LIKE, A POSTER OF--
I HAD THE ROBOT FROM THE LOST IN SPACETHING.
I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S HEALTHY.
I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT OR NOT.
YOU KNOW, ONE GIRL WITH FLAMES FOR HAIR.
WHAT IS THAT?
HEY.
YOU ASKED ME IF I'M HAPPY.
I'M HAPPY.
THERE'S NOWHERE ELSE I WANT TO BE.
♪ DI DI DI
♪
♪ DI DI DI
[sports announcer on TV, knock on door]
[TV turns off]
♪ DI DI DI
♪
HEY.
UH, THE KIDS ARE ASLEEP.
WE NEED TO SIGN THE PAPERS, JOEL.
WE MADE A DECISION.
WE NEED TO FOLLOW THROUGH WITH IT.
- JULIA-- - ENOUGH SECOND GUESSING.
I'M SIGNING THE PAPERS.
♪ OH, WINTER IS COMING
THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT?
♪ WAY TOO SOON
♪ OH, WINTER IS COMING
♪ WAY TOO SOON
♪ DI DI DI
♪
♪ DI DI DI
♪
♪ DI DI DI
♪
♪ DI DI DI
♪
♪ OH, WINTER IS COMING
♪ WAY TOO SOON
♪ OH, WINTER IS COMING
[weakly] HEY, CAMILLE.
CAMI.
CAMILLE.
CAMI.
♪ OH, SUMMER WE'LL PARTY
CALL AN AMBU...
CAMILLE, CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I CAN'T--
OH, GOD, OH.
♪ OH, SUMMER WE PARTY, OH
♪ WAY TOO SOON
[barks]