SARAH'S A BIG PART OF MY LIFE.
SHE'S GONNA BE A PART OF RUBY'S.
-OKAY. -OKAY.
THIS OLIVER ROME-- HE'S GONE.
WE HAVE NO MONEY NOW COMING INTO THE LUNCHEONETTE,
AND THEN, WHEN I GET HOME, JASMINE IS, LIKE,
"WHERE'VE YOU BEEN", YOU KNOW,
"ARE YOU RIDING A MOTORCYCLE"? WHO CARES?
[Max] DYLAN CURRENTLY LIKES ME AT A 2 1/2.
I'M NOT SURE THAT YOUR ADVICE IS ENOUGH TO BRING THAT UP TO A 5.
MY LIFE IS, LIKE, COMPLETELY OVER AS I KNOW IT.
YOU KIND OF DID IT OUT OF ORDER,
BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT YOUR LIFE'S OVER.
WHAT IS THIS? IS THIS, LIKE, A TOY?
[Drew] THIS IS A CRAZY SOCK.
[Woman] ARE YOU GUYS LOOKING FOR ANYTHING IN PARTICULAR?
DO YOU HAVE A SPECIFIC COLOR SCHEME IN MIND,
OR ANYTHING?
COLOR SCHEME--NO, NO.
WE DON'T JUST--WE'RE NOT-- YEAH, AT THAT POINT.
WE'RE JUST SORT OF, LIKE, "WHAT DO WE EVEN--
-YEAH, WHAT DOES SHE NEED? -WHERE DO WE START"?
WELL, YOU COULD START WITH THE CRIB.
THIS IS A VERY POPULAR MODEL.
OKAY.
YEAH, THIS ONE LOOKS-- THIS ONE LOOKS NICE. RIGHT?
SO IT COMES WITH ALL THE STUFF IN IT, AND IT'S--
OH, NO, NO, NO, YOU'RE GONNA NEED TO ADD THE MATTRESS,
THE BEDDING, THE BUMPER.
I'D PASS ON THE MOBILE.
THEY SAY IT KEEPS THE BABY FROM SLEEPING,
WHICH IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU'LL WANT.
YEAH.TRUST ME.
BUT YOU'RE GONNA NEED A CHANGING TABLE, A ROCKER, OF COURSE,
A BJORN DIAPER BAG,
DIAPER GENIE--DEFINITELY DON'T WANT TO SKIP ON THAT.
AND THEN THERE'S THE STROLLER.
I CAN'T RECOMMEND THE ORIGAMI STROLLER MORE HIGHLY.
IT'S GOT A CELL PHONE CHARGER,
LCD DISPLAY, DAYTIME RUNNING LIGHTS, PATHWAY LIGHTS, AND--
-OH, MY GOSH. -AH! OH, MY GOD!
WOW, OKAY, THAT WAS REALLY SOMETHING.
I COULD--I COULD SET YOU GUYS UP WITH A REGISTRY.
I TAKE IT THIS IS YOUR FIRST BABY?
-YEAH, IT'S HER FIRST BABY. -IT'S MY BABY.
-YEAH, IT'S HER BABY. -IT'S ONLY MY BABY. HE'S NOT--
-WE'RE NOT BOTH-- -THAT'S MY BROTHER.
HE'S YOUNG. HE'S MY BROTHER.
-I'M SORRY. -BUT ANYWAY--
I DON'T THINK WE NEED THE REGISTRY.
I THINK WE'RE JUST GONNA LOOK AROUND FOR A MINUTE.
YEAH, WE'RE GONNA DO SOME LIGHT BROWSING.
-BUT THANK YOU. -BUT, YES,
WE'LL THINK ABOUT THIS ONE.
IT'S--WHOA, THAT'S JUST SO CRAZY.
THANK YOU.
IT'S LIKE--IT'S MORE THAN MY APARTMENT.
-WE CAN GO TO TARGET OR-- -ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST GO.
YOU SPEAK VERY CLEARLY AND LOUDLY,
AND YOU SMELL LIKE BABY POWDER.
UM...WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
IT SAYS ON WIKIHOW'S TIPS FOR TEENAGE BOYS
THAT I SHOULD COMPLIMENT YOU IN ORDER TO SHOW MY INTEREST.
WELL, I AM LOUD.
THAT'S FOR SURE.
PLEASE DON'T TOUCH THOSE.
YOU CAN BE A LITTLE NUTTY ABOUT YOUR STUFF, MAX.
[Max] THAT IS NOT A COMPLIMENT.
I-I WAS TEASING YOU.
YOU'RE FUNNY WITHOUT TRYING TO BE,
AND YOU HAVE NICE EYES, YOU KNOW,
WHEN YOU ACTUALLY LOOK DIRECTLY AT SOMEONE.
THANK YOU.
YOU KNOW YOUR PARENTS HAVE WALKED BY, LIKE, FIVE TIMES.
EXACTLY SIX TIMES.
-CLOSE CALL. -GOOD ONE.
[Sarah] LOOK IT-- MARSHMALLOW EGGS--SO CUTE.
YOU CAN'T EAT IT--PUT IT BACK, 'CAUSE IT BREAKS THE SEAL.
I HATE MOM. SHE'S THE WORST.
WHAT? WHAT'S HAPPENED?
I WANT TO STAY WITH YOU.
RUBY, LOOK, YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME TO STAY WITH ME.
IT'S JUST LIKE DOES SHE EXPECT ME
TO, LIKE, NEVER HAVE FUN?
WASN'T SHE EVER YOUNG, LIKE, HOWEVER MANY MILLION YEARS AGO?
SHE JUST-- SHE DOESN'T GET IT.
IT'S JUST--IT'S SO MUCH BETTER HERE WITH YOU GUYS, IT'S--
UH... [laughs]
YOU KNOW, RUBY, YOUR MOM'S YOUR MOM.
THAT'S THE WAY SHE IS.
BUT SHE'S GOT SOME RULES,
AND YOU'VE GOT TO LISTEN TO THEM.
PLEASE, DAD, CAN I PLEASE STAY WITH YOU?
ALL RIGHT, WELL, TEXT HER.
TELL HER YOU'RE GONNA STAY HERE.
GREAT. I ALREADY DID.
THANKS. YOU'RE AWESOME.
ALSO, I SO WON'T BE IN YOUR HAIR,
BECAUSE TOMORROW NIGHT,
A FRIEND'S HAVING THIS, LIKE, TOTALLY CASUAL GET-TOGETHER,
AND I THINK I'M GONNA GO, SO--
YEAH, IT'S-- IT'S A GET-TOGETHER?
YEAH, IT'S REALLY NO BIG DEAL AT ALL.
I MEAN, IT'S PROBABLY JUST GONNA BE A FEW OF US,
AND I THOUGHT I COULD JUST GO FOR JUST A LITTLE BIT
AND HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS.
UH, OH--
YEAH, UM...OKAY, LET ME--
SO IT'S COOL?
YEAH, SU-- MAYBE, UH...MAYBE NOT.
MAYBE NOT--YOU KNOW WHAT?
-WHY? -YOU KNOW WHAT? LET ME TALK IT OVER WITH YOUR MOTHER.
THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, REALLY.
LET ME JUST HAVE A LITTLE PARENTAL DISCUSSION.
YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS.
THESE ARE... THUMBS UP.
NO, I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT THE TAX BREAKS IN IBIZA.
-MM-HMM. -THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT PLACE
TO RECORD AN ALBUM IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET ANYTHING DONE.
NO, NO, LISTEN. HERE'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
IF SHE'S WORKING OUT NEW MATERIAL,
WHY NOT DO IT HERE AT THE STUDIO?
THAT WAY, WHEN SHE STRIKES GOLD,
WE'LL BE HAVING IT ON RECORDING, YOU KNOW?
[Adam] OKAY. OKAY, THANKS A LOT.
SHE KNOWS HOW TO USE PRO TOOLS NOW? OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.HEY, WHAT'S UP, AMBER?
HEY, HEY, I JUST--
IS NOW AN OKAY TIME TO TALK TO YOU GUYS FOR A SEC?
-YEAH. -YEAH, JUST AS GOOD AS ANY.
-WHAT'S UP? -OKAY, COOL.
LET ME START BY SAYING YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE WORKING HERE.
IT'S MY DREAM JOB,
AND I GET TO HANG OUT WITH MY TWO COOLEST UNCLES.
THAT'S QUITE A FRINGE BENEFIT.
-MM-HMM, IT'S TRUE. -WOW, COME ON.
BUT SERIOUSLY, I FEEL LIKE I'VE REALLY FLOURISHED HERE,
AND YOU GUYS HAVE TAUGHT ME SO MUCH, YOU KNOW,
AND I REALLY APPRECIATE IT.
AND I DO ALSO FEEL, THOUGH, THAT I REALLY HAVE, YOU KNOW,
CONTRIBUTED A LOT.
-YOU HAVE. -YES, ABSOLUTELY, YEAH.
YOU KNOW, LIKE, I COULD GIVE YOU GUYS EXAMPLES,
YOU KNOW, WITH, LIKE, ASHES OF ROME.
-SURE. -OH, YEAH. IT WAS YOUR IDEA TO DO THE LIVE SHOW.
-YEAH. -YEAH, IT WORKED OUT GREAT.
-YEAH. -I VALUE YOU MORE THAN HIM, IF THAT--
AND DEALING, YOU KNOW, WITH THE ARTISTS, I MEAN,
IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME TO TRY TO CONNECT AND HELP THEM
WITH THEIR ARTISTIC VISIONS AND EVERYTHING, YOU KNOW.
AMBER, YOU'VE REALLY GROWN IN THIS POSITION.
I MEAN, WE BOTH THINK THAT.
AND I--
-WELL-- -WELL, AND YOU'VE OUTGROWN THE POSITION.
YES, EVERYTHING'S--
EVERYTHING'S GROWING EXCEPT FOR MY SALARY.
RIGHT.
-IT'S A JOKE, BUT-- -SURE.
-BUT YES, UM... -MM-HMM.
I KNOW--I DO KNOW THAT THINGS HAVE BEEN SLOW HERE,
BUT OBVIOUSLY, THINGS ARE GONNA PICK RIGHT BACK UP.
-YEAH, WE THINK SO. -YEAH. OH, THEY WILL.
THEY ALWAYS DO.
BUT HONESTLY, I FEEL SO PASSIONATE,
AND I KNOW THAT THIS PLACE IS GONNA SKYROCKET,
AND WHEN IT DOES I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO,
LIKE, WORK TOWARDS BEING A FULL, ARTISTIC PARTNER
WITH YOU GUYS. YOU KNOW?
-YEAH. -MM-HMM.
AND I JUST FEEL THAT I SHOULD BE PAID A SALARY
THAT IS COMMENSURATE WITH MY ABILITIES.
WELL, OF COURSE SHE SHOULD.
-WELL, AMBER, WE-- -WE'LL HAVE TO--
WE HEAR EVERYTHING YOU'RE SAYING, AMBER,
AND JUST NEED TO TAKE IT INTO CONSIDERATION
BEFORE WE COMMIT.
OH, OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, WELL, THANKS FOR LISTENING.
-YOU BET. -OKAY.
-GOOD--GOOD JOB.
THANK YOU.
OH.
♪ WHEN WE WERE YOUNG WE WERE SMALL ♪
♪ BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW IT
♪ AH-AH-AH
♪ WHEN YOU WERE HURT YOU WOULD SMILE ♪
♪ SO YOU DIDN'T SHOW IT
♪ AH-AH-AH
♪ AND I
♪ CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MINE
I DON'T KNOW HOW LONG SHE CAN STAY LOCKED IN HER ROOM, REALLY.
-UH, IT'S-- -I'M BAFFLED.
ARE YOU KIDDING? SHE CAN STAY THERE FOREVER
IF SHE WANTS TO REALLY MAKE YOU FEEL BAD.
SHE'S TRYING TO MAKE A POINT.
UGH, I DON'T KNOW.
YOU KNOW, 10 I COULD DO.
WHEN SHE WAS 11, SHE WAS SWEET.
I COULD HANDLE IT.
THIS AGE IS--ALL THE DRAMA, I'M JUST--
I'M NOT CUT OUT FOR THIS.
NOBODY IS.I'M OUT OF MY LEAGUE.
IT'S OUT OF EVERYBODY'S LEAGUE, THIS AGE.
-TELL ME WHAT TO DO. -WHAT?
YEAH, I KNOW IT'S STUPID, BUT JUST TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
THERE'S--I CAN'T-- I CAN'T TELL--
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. YOU HAD ONE.
I DIDN'T DO IT PERFECTLY.
WELL, YOU--
YOU SEE WHAT SHE'S LIKE.
YEAH.SHE'S LIKE--IT'S ALL OVER.
-UP HERE... -IT'S THE HORMONES, YEAH.
-OR DOWN HERE-- -RIGHT.
-AND I NEED HER IN THE MIDDLE. -RIGHT HERE.
I'M COMFORTABLE IN THE MIDDLE. YOU KNOW THAT.
-MM-HMM. -WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?
'CAUSE THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET RIGHT NOW.
I JUST WANT QUALITY TIME WITH HER,
AND I CAN'T DO IT WHEN SHE'S SCREAMING AND YELLING--
LOOK, AT THIS AGE, SHE'S NOT GONNA VOLUNTEER
TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU, SO YOU HAVE TO MAKE A FUN EVENING.
YOU KNOW, SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS GOING TO A PARTY.
LET'S--WE'LL HAVE A PARTY.
WE CAN, YOU KNOW, ORDER PIZZA AND HAVE A GAME NIGHT,
OR SOMETHING.
-GAME NIGHT? -GAME NIGHT, YEAH.
YOU PLAY GAMES. YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK TOO MUCH.
-THAT'S A BRAVERMAN THING. -IT'S NOT A BRAVERMAN THING.
IT'S JUST A THING THAT EXISTS.
YOU KNOW, YOU PLAY POKER.
IT'S LIKE THAT, BUT--POKER'S NOT A GAME.
POKER'S--IT'S A--IT'S A--IT'S AN ART OR A BUSINESS.
-OH, OH. -IT'S A BUSINESS.
OH, OH, WELL--
I JUST--I JUST FEEL BAD ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.
SHE WANTS YOU TO FEEL BAD.
THAT'S HOW IT IS. CAN'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY.
LOOK, LIKE I SAID, YOU'VE JUST GOT TO WORK A LITTLE HARDER,
YOU KNOW, SO--
-GAME NIGHT? -YEAH.
ALL RIGHT.
YOU PLAY FOR MONEY?
-DAD? -HMM?
I DECIDED I DON'T WANT TO DO MINI GOLF AND PIZZA
FOR MY BIRTHDAY PARTY THIS YEAR.NO?
WELL, YOUR BIRTHDAY'S IN A COUPLE OF DAYS, BUDDY. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
I WANT TO GO TO HARRY POTTER WORLD.
YOU PROMISED WE COULD GO.
YOU KNOW, UH, MAYBE WE CAN GO NEXT YEAR.
THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID LAST YEAR.
WE'LL LOOK INTO IT, OKAY?
YES! WE'RE GOING TO HARRY POTTER WORLD.
NO, NO, NO. MAYBE.
-SHE SAID, "LOOK INTO IT". -I'LL LOOK INTO IT.
NO, WE'RE GOING!
IT DOESN'T HURT TO LOOK.
BABE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE STRESSING OUT ABOUT.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DECLARE A MAJOR
UNTIL, LIKE, YOUR JUNIOR YEAR.
I UNDERSTAND THAT,
BUT I'M JUST TRYING TO DO IT NOW SO THERE'S SPACE IN THE CLASSES.
[laughing]
YOU'RE TOTALLY OVER-THINKING THIS.
JUST, I DON'T KNOW, LIKE, WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO THE MOST?
IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE--
NO, IT'S DEFINITELY THAT SIMPLE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO THE MOST?
I HAVE UNTIL MY JUNIOR YEAR TO FIGURE IT OUT.
EXACTLY. YOU HAVE NO CLUE WHAT YOU WANT TO DO.
[phone chimes] EVA WANTS TO GET SUSHI.
I CAN'T--DO YOU WANT TO GO?
I CAN'T GET SUSHI RIGHT NOW.
OKAY.
NONE OF THIS MATTERS.
YOU REALIZE THAT, RIGHT?
MY DAD SAYS THAT WHEN YOU GRADUATE, LIKE,
NOBODY EVEN GOES NEAR THEIR MAJOR AFTERWARDS.
IT'S NOT LIKE PEOPLE ARE CHECKING YOUR TRANSCRIPT
TO MAKE SURE YOU CHOSE THE RIGHT COURSES,
AND IT'S NOT LIKE THEY'RE HIRING ANYBODY ANYWAYS,
SO IT REALLY DOESN'T MATTER.
I UNDERSTAND THAT, BUT IT DOES MATTER FOR ME.
YOU KNOW, I'M TRYING TO PLAN AHEAD RIGHT NOW, AND--
OKAY, NO--
TRYING TO FIGURE THIS OUT.
YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY.
WHAT ABOUT PHILOSOPHY, OR RUSSIAN LIT?
YOU LOVED THAT DOSTOYEVSKY CLASS.
I DON'T KNOW. I'M THINKING ABOUT ECON.
-ECON? -YEAH.
YOU HATED ECON.
WHY WOULD YOU TAKE ECON?I KNOW,
BUT MAYBE I JUST DIDN'T GIVE IT A CHANCE, YOU KNOW?
BUT WHAT ARE-- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH ECON?
ARE YOU GONNA BE A BANKER OR AN ACCOUNTANT?
YEAH, I MEAN, MONEY--THAT'S, LIKE,
IT'S AN IMPORTANT THING TO KNOW ABOUT.
OKAY.
I MEAN, DO WHATEVER YOU WANT.
IT'S YOUR LAST COUPLE YEARS OF COLLEGE.
IT'S JUST I SEE YOU AS MORE OF A POET THAN A SUIT.
THANK YOU. A POET--
I'LL BRING YOU BACK A TUNA ROLL.
ALL RIGHT.
I CAN HEAR HIS HEART BEAT.
OKAY, WRAP IT. WRAP IT.
ALL RIGHT, DR. NORA, HOW IS OUR PATIENT DOING TODAY?
WE'VE NOW HAD TWO DATES. WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY THE NIGHT?
UMM...I READ ONLINE THAT I CAN ASK THAT NOW.
[Kristina] BUDDY...
-SURE. -I'M JUST GONNA WEIGH IN REAL QUICK.
I DON'T THINK LOOKING ONLINE
IS THE BEST WAY TO GO ABOUT FIGURING OUT--
SHE ONLY LIKES ME AT 2 1/2, SO THERE'S NO DESIRE
FOR INTERCOURSE.
-WHAT? -TMI, DUDE.
OKAY, THAT IS NOT APPROPRIATE. INTERCOURSING--
FIND OUT IF YOU CAN SLEEP OVER.
-MAX? -WHY CAN'T SHE SLEEP OVER? SHE'S MY FRIEND.
I KNOW SHE'S YOUR FRIEND, AND YOU KNOW, THAT'S FINE.
MICAH HAS SLEPT OVER. WHY CAN'T SHE?
WELL, I'M SURE HER PARENTS PROBABLY
[phone chimes] MISS HER AND WANT HER HOME.
OH, THEY JUST TEXTED ME BACK.
THEY'RE IN A MEETING, BUT THEY SAID IT'S FINE.
THEY ALREADY TEXTED YOU BACK?
YEAH, SEE?
OH, IT SAYS, "OKAY".
WOW, OKAY THEN, I GUESS WE'RE HAVING A SLEEPOVER.
-EXCELLENT, LET'S GO UPSTAIRS. -OH, I CAN'T RIGHT NOW, MAX.
NORA AND I HAVE TO GET A CAST ON BROWN PUPPY.
UNDERSTOOD.
IT'S A VERY IMPORTANT DOCTOR WORK.
COME ON. COME, OTIS. [snapping]
OH, GOOD JOB.
I'LL GO MAKE UP HADDIE'S ROOM, OKAY?
-OKAY. -ALL RIGHT.
LET'S HEAR.
FOR A SECOND THERE, I WAS ACTUALLY EXCITED FOR HER.
I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA TELL US SHE GOT A BETTER JOB.
LOOK, WE HAVE TO GIVE AMBER A RAISE. IT'S--
HOW? WITH WHAT?
WE'VE BOOKED THE STUDIO THREE TIMES IN THE LAST THREE MONTHS.
YOU AND I ARE GONNA HAVE TO START DEFERRING OUR SALARIES--
YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW THIS. I'VE HEARD IT.
I DON'T THINK YOU DO.
WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING, ADAM.
SHORT OF GETTING REAL JOBS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE SUPPOSED
TO DO TO SUPPORT OUR RECORDING HOBBY.
WELL, THEN, WHAT ABOUT AMBER?
-WHAT ABOUT AMBER? -WELL, SHE'S HAVING A BABY, AND SHE'S OUR NIECE.
YEAH, I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I DIDN'T FIRE HER THREE MONTHS AGO.
AMBER, HI. HI.
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS MIGHT WANT A LITTLE MIDDAY TREAT.
-YEAH, THANK YOU. -AMBER, HEY--
-YOU'RE WELCOME. -HEY, AMBER, AMBER--
OKAY, THE GAME IS CELEBRITY.
DO YOU KNOW THAT GAME?
-NO. -NO, OKAY UMM...
YOU WRITE THE NAME OF FAMOUS PEOPLE
AND THEY CAN BE ANY KIND OF FAMOUS,
LIKE, IT CAN BE YOU KNOW, THE PRESIDENT, OR...
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS.
UMM, JUST ANYBODY WHO PEOPLE KNOW AND YOUR GONNA GIVE CLUES--
GOD, THIS IS LAME.
-NO, IT'S NOT LAME. -YOU CAN'T SAY EVERYHTING IS LAME.
YOU THOUGHT MONOPLOYWAS LAME.
[knocking] -PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS? -PEOPLE DO IT AND THEY FUN. AND...
[Hank] COME ON, TODAY NO SCREEN ALRIGHT. LET'S JUST PAY THIS GAME.
-WELL THIS CAN'T BE YOUR IDEA. -NO, IT'S NOT MY IDEA...
-HI. -HI. SORRY, I WAS BUSY LIKE CRAZY.
OKAY, OKAY TALK ABOUT IT LATER.
-HEY-HEY. -HERE SHE IS.
-HERE COMES THE WORLD REIGNING CHAMP OF GAME NIGHTS AROUND THE GLOBE.
-WE'RE PLAYING CELEBRITIES. -OH GREAT, MY SPECIALTY. GOOD LUCK.
-THOSE ARE FIGHTIN WORDS. -OKAY, SO YOU GUYS BE A TEAM? RIGHT?
-YEAH, YEAH. TWO AGAINST TWO AND A HALF. RIGHT?
[chuckles] -YEAH. -HALF OR SIX NINTHS, MAYBE.
[Man on tv] - I DON'T WANT YOU FIGHTING. - I HAD TO ADIKA, HE--
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE REASONS ARE.
I FORBID YOU TO FIGHT.
YES'EM
-HEY. -HI.
ARE THOSE HADDIE'S?
OH, UM MAX SAID I COULD WEAR THEM.
OH YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. FOR SURE.
THEY LOOK UM, THEY LOOK CUTE ON YOU.
THANKS. WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?
I'M WATCHING--THIS IS UM TO KILL A MOCKING BIRD.
GREAT MOVIE.
WHERE'S MAX? WHAT'S HE UP TO?
-WE'RE SEVERATING. -SEVERATING?
UH-HUH. A GIRL CAN WATCH A GUY CLEAN HIS LENSES SO MANY TIMES.
I TOTALLY GET IT.
AND I LIKE HANGING OUT WITH YOU.
I LIKE HANGING OUT WITH YOU.
IT'S VERY NICE.
-MY PARENTS LOVE THIS MOVIE. -OH YEAH?
-MM-HM. -THEY MUST BE MISSING YOU RIGHT NOW. HUH?
THEY'LL SURVIVE.
-YEAH. -UM, YEAH. IT'S GOOD FOR THEM ACTUALLY.
UM, THEY'RE VERY LIKE CLINGING YOU KNOW.
-MM-HMM. -IT'S ALL ABOUT TIME TOGETHER. "GOTTA SPEND TIME TOGETHER".
MY DAD'S ALWAYS SAYING "OH YOUR GROWING UP TOO FAST, I DON'T WANT TO MISS ANYTHING".
AND MY MOM'S LIKE "LET'S GO SHOPPING, LET'S GO GET MANI-PEDI'S
LET'S HAVE MOTHER DAUGHTER TIME"
AND IT'S JUST, IT'S CONSTANT, YOU KNOW.
UH, YEAH THAT'S A LOT.
AND SOMETIMES YOU JUST WANNA CHILL.
I GET IT. I GET IT.
UM, CAN I STAY TILL THE END? I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN IT.
ABSOLUTELY. SURE.
UM, YEP. SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
[Man on tv] YOUR GONNA HEAR SOME UGLY TALK ABOUT THIS. I WANT YOU TO PROMISE ME ONE THING...
OK, UHH "I AM A WILD AND CRAZY GUY".
THAT'S STEVE MARTIN. GO-GO-GO.
OK, THEY GAVE AWAY THEIR ALBUM AND PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS WIERD.
OH MY GOD, U2. GO, GO, GO.
AND UM, THAT DAY TIME TALK SHOW HOST THAT USE TO BE ON THE TODAY SHOW.
KATIE COURIC! QUICK, QUICK, QUICK.
-BICYCLE AND UM "I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I".
-PEE-WEE? -YEAH
BAD IMPRESSION.
AND UM, MY SECRET BOYFRIEND ALSO KNOWN AS JASON BOURNE.
MATT DAMON.
UH-HUH. AND I TRIED THIS HAIRCUT. IT WAS A TERRIBLE FAILURE.
THE RACHEL. VERY BAD.
OKAY, AND UM...OH.
I'M A COUNTRY SINGER AND I...
DOLLY PARTON. HEY-OH.
OOH, "I DID NOT HAVE RELATIONS WITH THAT WOMAN".
OH, BILL CLINTON. GO, GO, GO, GO.
CLANK-CLANK-CLANK. WITH THE TROLLY.
J-JUDY GARLAND!
[Alarm] TIME, TIME.
-YAHOO! -HOW MANY?
ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN...
11, 12.
12! WOW, THAT IS TRUE DEVASTATION
[Sarah] ALRIGHT, YOUR TURN RUBY. GET IT, GET IT.
-WHAT? -LIKE A SECRET THING YOU GOT.
A LITTLE SECRET LANGUAGE.
-WHAT? NO. -ALRIGHT, WE CAN BEAT THEM.
TEAM RIZZOLI.
-TEAM RIZZOLI. WOO. -LET'S GO. READY?
ALRIGHT, IS THE TIMER READY?
-I'M SORRY. -GET READY. HERE WE GO.
-ALRIGHT COME ON, WE GOT THIS. -OKAY TEAM RIZOLLI. AND GO.
UM, OH, TEAM PEETA?
-UH, HUNGRY GAMES, HUNGER GAMES. -YES, YEAH-YEAH...
I HAD A POSTER OF HIM OVER MY BED. IT'S THE GUY FROM HUNGER GAMES.
-OH. OH. -I HAD A POSTER OF HIM...
-OH THAT KID. -HE'S CUTE.
OH YEAH THE KID. JUST PASS.
OKAY, UM.
OH. MOMS CELEBRITY CRUSH.
SHAFT. I DON'T KNOW.
-NO, HE WAS IN E.R. AND... -CLOONEY! GEORGE CLOONEY.
-YEAH! -ALRIGHT!
[Amber] -NOW YOUR IN BUSINESS
OKAY, UM. HER HIPS DON'T LIE.
UMM... OPRAH.
SHE'S ON THE VOICE. SHE HAS THE BLONDE...
I DON'T KNOW, PASS. PASS, PASS, PASS I'M NOT GOING TO GET THAT.
-HE DOESN'T KNOW. -OKAY.
I DON'T, I DON'T KNOW WHO THIS IS.
-PASS IT -PASS IT.
YOU COULD ALWAYS SOUND IT OUT IF IT'S LIKE, YOU KNOW...
OH. I'M ALLERGIC TO THESE.
-OH. -OH. PERFECT.
-DAD? -JUST PASS, JUST PASS.
-NO IT'S REALLY EASY. -HURRY UP. HOW MUCH TIME DO WE HAVE LEFT?
OH MY GOD.
-DAD? -PASS! PASS!
NO, YOU KNOW IT.
[alarm]
I'M ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS. DAD.
COME ON, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT, YOU GAVE IT TO ME OUT OF CONTEXT.
WHO THE HELL ARE THE PEANUTSANYWAY?
THE PEANUTSIS LUCY AND CHARLIE BROWN AND LINUS. YOU DIDN'T KNOW?
-NO I DIDN'T KNOW. -THAT'S WHY I WAS TELLING YOU TO PASS IT.
WELL OK. I PASS OK.
GAME NIGHT SUCKS!
PEANUTS? WROTE THAT ONE?
-I WROTE IT. -OH.
MAX.
WHAT DO YOU SAY YOU TURN THE LIGHTS OUT TEN MINUTES. OKAY?
I JUST HAVE THIS ONE MORE LENSE TO CLEAN.
ALRIGHT.
AND, I WANT YOU TO HEAD DOWN STAIRS AND SAY GOOD NIGHT TO YOUR FRIEND. OKAY?
GIVE HER SOME EYE CONTACT. MAYBE A LITTLE SMILE.
-OK. -ALRIGHT.
-DAD. -YEAH.
DO YOU THINK SHE LIKES ME A THREE YET?
SHE SAID I HAVE NICE EYES.
WELL, THEN I'D SAY YOU'RE HEADED IN THAT DIRECTION MAX.
GOOD-NIGHT.
[door closes] I'M JUST SAYING I THINK SHE ACTUALLY LIKES HIM.
-MM-HMM. -LIKE, LIKES HIM, LIKES HIM.
-MM. YEP... -WHAT?
OR MAYBE SHE LIKES US.
-WHAT DO YOU MEAN? -I DON'T KNOW.
I JUST--I CAN'T PUT MY FINGER ON IT,
BUT WHENEVER SHE'S HERE, SHE'S PLAYING WITH NORA,
OR SHE'S WANTING TO BE NEXT TO ME AND HANGING OUT,
AND MAX IS SOMETIMES NOWHERE TO BE FOUND.
WELL, NORA'S CUTE. YOU'RE FUN.
I KNOW, BUT IT'S JUST SOMETIMES IT'S--
I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT WHEN SHE'S HERE,
SHE WANTS TO SPEND TIME WITH MAX.
LIKE, SHE'S NOT HERE BECAUSE SHE'S MISSING HER PARENTS, OR--
I THINK SHE IS. I THINK SHE LIKES HIM.
I THINK WE'RE A BONUS.
IT'S LIKE WHEN YOU FIRST STARTED GOING OUT WITH ME.
THE BRAVERMANS WERE JUST A BONUS.
YEAH.
YES, I--YES, IT WAS.
I JUST--
I DON'T WANT--
I DON'T WANT THIS TO GET BLURRED, THAT'S ALL.
YOU KNOW? I WANT TO BE SURE THAT WE'RE PROTECTING MAX.
I DON'T THINK WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT.
-OKAY. -SHE LIKES HIM.
-RIGHT. -LOOK, HE SAID SHE SAID HE HAS NICE EYES.
COME ON.
SHE LIKES HIM.
GOOD NIGHT, HONEY.
GOOD NIGHT.
♪ CAN NEVER BE UP WHERE YOU ARE ♪
[door opening]
♪ RESTING UPON YOUR...
[keys clattering]
-HEY. -SORRY.
HI.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO WAKE YOU, SO--
MM-HMM.
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? WHAT TIME IS IT?
[snickers] I WAS--I WAS STUDYING
AT A FRIEND'S... OKAY?
OKAY.
-PLEASE, DON'T TELL MY DAD. -OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
-PLEASE. -SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.
HEY, PEOPLE ARE SLEEPING.
I DON'T FEEL GOOD.
OH, BOY, OKAY. HANG ON.
-OKAY. -LET'S GO TO THE BATHROOM.
QUICK, QUICK. QUICKLY, QUICKLY TO THE BATHROOM.
[retching]
YOU ALL RIGHT? OH, GOD.
-[vomiting] -OKAY, YOUR HAIR--
ALL RIGHT, IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S MOSTLY ALL OUT, HUH?
I HOPE SO.
FEEL A LITTLE BIT BETTER? OKAY, HERE YOU GO.
THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
IT'S OKAY. SHH, SHH, SHH.
HERE.
♪ MUCH MORE THAN BEFORE
♪ MMM-MM-MM-MM-MMM
THERE YOU ARE.
OKAY, SO AFTER FOUR HOURS ON EXPEDIA,
I THINK I GOT THIS WHOLE THING FIGURED OUT.
SO, THE THREE OF US CAN GO TO ORLANDO FOR THE WEEKEND.
FLIGHTS, HOTELS, THEME PARK, FOOD FOR UNDER $2,000,
AND MY MOM SAID THAT SHE WOULD WATCH AIDA.
NOW, I KNOW THAT THIS IS A SPLURGE,
BUT YOU KNOW, I THINK--
I THINK WE CAN SWING IT.
HONEY,
WE CAN'T-- WE CAN'T AFFORD THAT.
WE CAN'T...WHY?
-EVEN CLOSE TO AFFORD THAT. -WHY NOT?
IT WAS A REALLY GOOD DEAL.
WHAT?
I THINK I'M LOSING MY BUSINESS.
I THINK THE LUNCHEONETTE'S GOING UNDER.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE MIXING AN ALBUM AND...
YOU GUYS HAD WORK.
THERE'S NOT AN ALBUM. I'M NOT MIXING AN ALBUM.
THEN WHAT WERE YOU DOING THERE EVERY NIGHT?
I DON'T KNOW.
HIDING, AND PANICKING,
AND PLAYING CANDY CRUSH-- A LOT OF CANDY CRUSH.
I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU SOONER.YEAH.
I'M SORRY. YOU KNOW, YOU CAN YELL AT ME.
IN FACT, IT WOULD PROBABLY HELP IF YOU DID.
I DON'T WANT TO YELL AT YOU.
I JUST DON'T WANT YOU HIDING FROM ME.
I'M JUST GOING ROUND AND ROUND,
THINKING ABOUT IF I LOSE THE LUNCHEONETTE
THEN I HAVE NO INCOME.
IF I HAVE NO INCOME, WE HAVE TO SELL THE HOUSE.
I'M GONNA LITERALLY LOSE THE ROOF OVER OUR KIDS' HEADS,
AND THEN, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO SELL IT
AND MOVE TO SOME OTHER DISTRICT, AND JABBAR'S GONNA
HAVE TO MAKE ALL NEW FRIENDS, AND THE WHOLE THING'S ON ME--
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA WHOA--
AND THEN, SOMEHOW, IN THE MIDDLE OF ALL THAT,
I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO GET HIM TO HOGWARTS.
BABY--
I LOVE OUR HOUSE. I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE HERE.
I'M SO SORRY THAT I GOT US IN THIS SITUATION.
I LOVE OUR HOUSE TOO.
YOU BUILT US A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE.
AND THE LUNCHEONETTE IS AN AMAZING PLACE
THAT YOU MADE HAPPEN.
MM-HMM.
BUT I DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OF THAT.
LOSING THOSE THINGS DOESN'T SCARE ME AT ALL.
YOU NOT TALKING TO ME,
AND YOU RIDING OFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT--THAT SCARES ME.
HEY...
YOU'RE MY GUY...
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
YOU'RE ALL WE NEED.
-HEY, BUD. -HEY.
CAN WE TALK FOR A SEC?
YEAH, SURE.
SO YOUR DAD
AND I DID SOME RESEARCH ON HARRY POTTER WORLD,
AND WE'RE SORRY, BUDDY,
BUT IT WAS JUST TOO EXPENSIVE.
WE CAN'T GO.
WHEN CAN WE GO?
YOU KNOW, THE SECOND WE'RE ABLE TO,
I PROMISE, WE ARE GOING.
JUST NOT RIGHT NOW.
MAYBE I CAN HELP.
I CAN WASH GRANDPA'S TRUCK,
OR WE CAN EVEN HAVE A GARAGE SALE.
I'LL EVEN PAY FOR MY OWN PLANE TICKET.
THAT IS SUCH A BIG BOY THING TO SAY, SWEETIE,
AND THANK YOU, BUT WE PROMISE WE'LL GET THERE ONE DAY.
-HEY, WAKE UP. -NO.
COME ON, WAKE UP FOR A SEC.
-STOP. -I KNOW, IT'S TERRIBLE.
I'M THE DEVIL. WAKE UP.
I'VE GOT TO TALK TO YOU.
I GOTTA GO TO WORK, BUT HERE.
I MADE YOU COFFEE, OKAY?
I DON'T DRINK COFFEE.
WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT TO RECONSIDER JUST THIS ONCE,
'CAUSE IT'S PROBABLY GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
OW...
OH, GOD, IS HE OUT THERE YET?
NO. I TOLD YOU I WOULDN'T TELL HIM,
AND I DIDN'T.
OKAY. THANK YOU SO MUCH, AMBER.
HONESTLY, FOR EVERYTHING, I--
DON'T--DON'T GET USED TO IT, OKAY?
'CAUSE I'M NOT ALWAYS GONNA BE HERE TO COVER FOR YOU,
SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE A LITTLE BIT BETTER CARE
OF YOURSELF.
ALL RIGHT.
DO YOU WANT TO--
YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?
THESE GUYS, THEY, LIKE--
THEY BROUGHT A BEER BONG.
AND I DON'T KNOW...
I JUST--I FELT LIKE I NEEDED TO PARTICIPATE,
AND IT JUST--
YEAH.
PEER PRESSURE.
YEAH, IT'S A CLASSIC.
YEAH. GOD.
MAN. LOOK,
I AM BASICALLY THE LAST PERSON THAT CAN TELL YOU NOT TO DRINK,
-I KNOW. -BUT, UM...I DON'T KNOW.
JUST TRY TO REMEMBER HOW BAD IT MADE YOU FEEL.
AND IN MY EXPERIENCE,
ALMOST NOTHING GOOD EVER COMES OF A NIGHT LIKE THAT.
RIGHT.
AND YOU KNOW...
ABOUT YOUR DAD,
YOU KNOW...
YOUR DAD IS TRYING,
AND MY DAD...
DIDN'T EVEN GIVE IT A SHOT,
AND-- REALLY?
MY DAD WASN'T EVEN THERE.
I MEAN, HE DIDN'T EVEN--
HE DIDN'T EVEN TRY, AND I KNOW IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING,
BUT, YOU KNOW, AT LEAST YOUR DAD IS DOING THE BEST HE CAN.
I THINK YOU SHOULD CUT HIM SOME SLACK, SERIOUSLY,
BECAUSE YOU'RE LUCKY TO HAVE HIM.
I GET IT. I DO.
AND IT'S COOL THAT YOU HAVE SUCH
A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR MOM,
YOU KNOW?
YEAH, IT IS.
IT'S GREAT, BUT IT TOOK A LOT OF HARD WORK
AND UNPLEASANT SITUATIONS TO GET US THERE.
BUT NOW, SHE'S MY BEST FRIEND.
SO...
TRY, OKAY?ALL RIGHT.
AND IN THE MEANTIME, YOU CAN TAKE SOLACE IN THE FACT
THAT I WAS MUCH WORSE THAN YOU ARE AT YOUR AGE,
SO THERE'S HOPE FOR YOU YET.
-REALLY? -MUCH WORSE.
-OKAY. -SO THINK ABOUT IT.
YEAH, SO, I'M JUST TRYING TO THINK ABOUT MY FUTURE
AND WHAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE FOR ME,
BUT YOU WERE A BUSINESS MAJOR, RIGHT?
YEAH, MANAGEMENT AND STRATEGY.
YEAH, SO I WAS THINKING OF DOING ECONOMICS.
IT SAYS THAT IT, LIKE, HAS THE MOST OPTIONS,
FROM WHAT I'VE READ.
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN GO INTO, LIKE, ACCOUNTING OR FINANCE WITH THAT.
AT LEAST, YOU CAN GO TO GRADUATE BUSINESS SCHOOL.
YEAH, ECONOMICS IS GREAT. YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU WOULD HAVE A LOT OF OPTIONS.
BUT DREW, I REMEMBER BEING WHERE YOU'RE AT,
AND I THOUGHT REAL PRACTICALLY.
I DIDN'T REALLY THINK ABOUT MY DREAMS,
OR WHAT I REALLY WANTED TO DO.
I JUST--I WANTED TO GET A GOOD, SOLID MAJOR
SO I COULD GET A GOOD JOB, RIGHT?
BUT YOU'RE AT THIS GREAT SCHOOL, BERKELEY, RIGHT?
YOU CAN EXPLORE ANYTHING YOU WANT.
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MAJOR RESPONSIBILITIES RIGHT NOW.
AND THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO. YOU SHOULD EXPLORE.
FIGURE OUT WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY, AND JUST FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT MAKING MONEY.
NOT RIGHT NOW.
HOLD ON A SECOND. IS THAT THE ADVICE YOU JUST GAVE HIM?
"FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS, DON'T--YEAH.
NO. LISTEN TO MY ADVICE.
LEARN HOW TO MAKE MONEY WHILE YOU'RE THERE, ALL RIGHT?
MAKE AS MUCH OF IT AS YOU CAN,
BECAUSE THAT OLD ADAGE, "MONEY CAN'T BUY YOU HAPPINESS", IT
IT ABSOLUTELY BUYS YOU HAPPINESS.
[Adam] I DON'T THINK THAT'S TRUE. I THINK THAT MONEY CAN BUY YOU PEACE OF MIND,
BUT NOT NECESSARILY HAPPINESS.
YEAH, AND THE LAST TIME I CHECKED,
PEACE OF MIND IS THE DEFINITION OF HAPPINESS, SO MAKE MONEY.
GREED IS GOOD.
WELL--
SEE YOU AFTER SCHOOL, MRS. B.
OH, HEY, DYLAN.
ACTUALLY, HONEY, CAN I--
I JUST WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT.
OH, IS TODAY NOT GOOD FOR YOU GUYS?
NO, NO, IT'S NOT THAT. I JUST--
I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I--
I REACHED OUT TO YOUR PARENTS.
I TRIED TO CALL THEM, AND DIDN'T GET THROUGH TO THEM.
I LEFT A MESSAGE--
YEAH, I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU. THEY WERE OUT OF TOWN.
IT'S OKAY.
THEY'RE-- THEY'RE NOT HORRIBLE PEOPLE.
THEY'RE JUST NOT AROUND A LOT,
WITH THEIR COMPANY AND EVERYTHING.
GOT IT.
OKAY, THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
I JUST--I KNOW THAT YOU'RE AWARE MAX HAS FEELINGS FOR YOU.
YOU KNOW THAT HE THINKS THAT THERE'S THIS--
THIS STRONG FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN THE TWO OF YOU,
AND THAT THERE'S SOMETHING THERE, AND--I JUST WANT TO BE
SURE THAT YOU'RE COMING OVER TO HANG OUT WITH HIM,
NOT JUST US,
BECAUSE YOU MISS YOUR-- YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
-YEAH. -YEAH.
MAX REALLY, REALLY LIKES YOU.
YEAH, I THINK MAX IS AWESOME.
YEAH, HE IS AWESOME.
HE'S AN AWESOME KID.
I LIKE BOTH OF YOU.
I LIKE ALL OF YOU, BUT SOMETIMES MAX IS FUNNY,
AND SOMETIMES MAX IS BORING,
AND I LIKE TALKING TO YOU WHEN HE'S BORING.
MY--MY HOME IS PRETTY BORING TOO,
BUT I'M OKAY STAYING BY MYSELF.
IT'S FINE, SO...
NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT.
YOU'RE COMING OVER TODAY, AFTER SCHOOL.
I JUST--I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW, THAT'S ALL.
OKAY? I INSIST.
IT'S ALL GOOD. OKAY.
OKAY?
-GREAT. -GREAT.
-BYE MRS. B. YEP. -I'LL SEE YOU AFTER SCHOOL.
-WE'LL BAKE SOMETHING. -OKAY.
HEY, AMBER.
BROUGHT YOU SOME HERBAL TEA-- LITTLE PEACE OFFERING.
IT'S DECAF.
THANKS.
HEY,
WE'RE REALLY SORRY THAT YOU OVERHEARD US TALKING ABOUT YOU.
WE JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY ABOUT THE BUSINESS STUFF.
THAT'S OUR JOB.
BUT THAT'S, LIKE, EXACTLY MY POINT--
IS THAT IT'S MY JOB TOO.
I'M A BIG PART OF THIS COMPANY.
YOU KNOW, I ASKED YOU FOR A RAISE
BECAUSE I THINK I DESERVE IT,
NOT BECAUSE I'M, LIKE, PREGNANT OR YOUR NIECE.
IT'S BECAUSE I WORK REALLY, REALLY HARD.
YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU WORK AS HARD AS WE DO.
YOU KNOW,
IT'S JUST FRUSTRATING,
BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T, LIKE,
HONEST OR STRAIGHTFORWARD WITH ME ABOUT IT,
AND SO I DIDN'T EVEN GET THE CHANCE TO, LIKE,
LOOK FOR OTHER OPPORTUNITIES IF THIS FALLS THROUGH, YOU KNOW?
AND NOW, I'M LIKE A TOTAL PIGGY,
AND NOBODY'S GONNA WANT TO HIRE ME, AND I HAVE NO OPTIONS.
WELL, OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, YOU'RE NOT A PIGGY.
YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
SECONDLY, YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE.
WE'RE--WE'RE GONNA GET THROUGH THIS TOGETHER.
I MEAN, WE HAVE A SECRET WEAPON.
THIS IS MR. BACKUP PLAN.
HE'S GOT BACKUP PLANS FOR HIS BACKUP PLAN, RIGHT?
I DO.
I GOT A BACKUP PLAN FOR THAT BACKUP PLAN.
[Crosby] IT'S ALL GONNA WORK OUT.
WE'RE FINE.
-RIGHT. -YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS.
YEP.
-HEY. -HEY, HONEY.
HEY, DID YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE OVERDRAWN AND LATE ON TWO BILLS?
I'M NOT SURE WHAT'S GOING ON.
I ALSO KEEP FORGETTING TO TELL YOU, IT'S TOTALLY MY FAULT,
BUT THE CHECK ENGINE LIGHT IN MY CAR IS ON.
GREAT, THAT'S ALL I NEED.
I JUST CHANGED THE OIL IN THAT THING.
OKAY, I CAN TAKE IT IN. IT'S OKAY.
-NO, NO, NO, I'M SORRY. -I'LL TAKE IT IN. I'M--
NO, I'LL TAKE IT IN. I'LL TAKE THE CAR IN.
IT'S NOT THE CAR, IT'S JUST EVERYTHING ELSE RIGHT NOW.
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE.
-I--BELIEVE ME-- -EVERYBODY NEEDS SOMETHING FROM ME--IT'S MOM AND IT'S DAD.
IT'S CROSBY AT THE LUNCHEONETTE.
IT'S LIKE A WEIGHT AROUND MY NECK, AND I WANT IT GONE.
AND I COULD CALL A HEADHUNTER TOMORROW.
I COULD GET A JOB JOB,
AND I COULD GET THE LUNCHEONETTE OFF MY PLATE.
I COULD DO THAT, AND IT WOULD MAKE MY LIFE A LOT EASIER.
YEP.
YOU COULD.
YOU COULD ABSOLUTELY DO ALL OF THAT, BUT YOU WON'T.
HONEY, THAT'S NOT WHO YOU ARE.
YOU DON'T JUST GET INTO SOMETHING
AND JUST WALK AWAY FROM IT.
KRISTINA--I'VE KNOWN YOU FOR SO LONG...
AND I KNOW THAT DEEP DOWN,
YOU ACTUALLY--I DON'T KNOW. YOU LIKE IT.
NO, I DON'T.YOU LIKE HELPING PEOPLE.
YOU DON'T LIKE TORTURING YOURSELF,
BUT YOU LIKE HELPING PEOPLE.
IT'S PART OF THE REASON WHY I LOVE YOU.
IT'S WHAT MAKES YOU YOU.
-YEAH. -YOU KNOW?
-I'M MY OWN, WORST ENEMY. -YOU ARE.
IT'S WHAT MAKES YOU ADAM.
AND SEE, THE BEST PART...
-YEAH? -IS THAT YOU TAKE CARE OF EVERYBODY ELSE...
-MM-HMM. -AND I GET TO TAKE CARE OF YOU.
HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT?
WELL, I HAVE MY WAYS.
-OH, YEAH? -I HAVE A PLAN, ACTUALLY.
-YOU DO? -YEP.
-YOU HAVE A PLAN OF ATTACK? -MM-HMM. MOVE YOUR HANDS.
-HONEY, HONEY-- -WOW.
-WATCH THE MOVIE. -THIS IS--WHAT IS THIS?
SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT-- BREAKFAST CLUB.
IT'S A CLASSIC.
YOU EVEN KNOW--IT DOESN'T RING ANY BELL FOR YOU?
IT'S ELMO'S THING--
OR WHATEVER--FIRE?
-WHAT? NO. -YOU KNOW, THE KIDS--
SOME OF THE SAME PEOPLE, BUT THIS IS BETTER, I THINK.
-IT'S NOT MY THING. -YOU DON'T LIKE GOOD MOVIES?
YEAH, PATTONAND ROCKY.
THOSE ARE THE ONLY TWO?
-OH. -HEY.
OH, WOW, YOU'RE ALIVE.
UM...I JUST WANTED TO SAY
THAT I'M SORRY I ACTED LIKE SUCH A JERK
AT GAME NIGHT.
WOW, OKAY.
YOU'RE APOLOGIZING?
WELL, YEAH.
YOU GUYS JUST--
YOU WANTED TO HAVE FUN AND SPEND SOME TIME WITH ME,
AND I THINK IT WAS REALLY COOL THAT YOU WANTED TO DO THAT, SO--
HM, COOL?
YOU THOUGHT IT WAS-- YEAH, OKAY.
AND SARAH, THANK YOU FOR TRYING TO DO SOMETHING
SPECIAL FOR ME.
YOU KNOW, WITH YOUR WHOLE, LIKE, FAMILY TRADITION AND EVERYTHING.
SO--YOU'RE WELCOME.
SO, YEAH...
I LOVE YOU, DAD.OH...HUH.
AND I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.
I'M GONNA GO OVER TO SADIE'S TO STUDY, SO--
OH, WAIT, RUBY--
RUBY, HOLD ON. HOLD ON, RUBY.
IT'S--IT'S--
IT'S FOR REAL STUDY THIS TIME.
I PROMISE. AND I'LL CALL YOU WHEN I GET THERE.
IS THAT OKAY?
ALL RIGHT, YEAH. I MEAN, THAT SOUNDS GOOD.
ALL RIGHT. BYE, GUYS.
-OKAY. -OKAY.
I LOVE YOU TOO.
NO, NO, NO.HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?
DON'T EVEN-- DON'T EVEN QUESTION IT.
JUST-- LET'S JUST ENJOY THE WIN.
HOW LONG'S IT GONNA LAST?
-NOT VERY LONG. -[chuckles]
-YOU'RE REALLY DOING THIS? -YEP. I HAVE TO DO IT, SO--
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? YOU HAVE TO DO IT?
BECAUSE I'M GONNA GRADUATE IN THREE YEARS...
-OKAY. -AND I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE
MAKING SOME MONEY. MY SISTER'S ABOUT TO HAVE A BABY...
GREAT, AND WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH YOU?
I THOUGHT I'D JUST BE RESPONSIBLE ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.
I'M THE ONLY ONE IN MY FAMILY THAT'S GONE TO COLLEGE.
I NEED TO BE RESPONSIBLE ABOUT THIS AND GET A JOB
THAT PAYS ME MONEY RIGHT OUT OF SCHOOL.
-DREW, LOOK. HEY, LOOK AT ME. -THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT.
I THINK THAT IT'S GREAT THAT YOU WANT TO HELP YOUR SISTER.
I THINK THAT'S REALLY AWESOME,
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOR HER.
I'M NOT CHANGING MY LIFE FOR HER.
THIS IS YOUR LIFE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THAT ON.
YEAH, EXACTLY. THIS IS MY LIFE. YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S DIFFERENT THAN YOURS.
I HAVE TO PAY OFF MY STUDENT LOANS WHEN I LEAVE.
MY MOM'S NOT GONNA HELP ME.
MY PARENTS--THEY CAN'T FLOAT ME IF I CAN'T GET A JOB, LIKE YOU.
ALL RIGHT? I HAVE TO BE THE ONE THAT MAKES MONEY,
AND I'VE GOT TO TRY TO HELP MY SISTER.
THAT IS MY LIFE.
I'M NOT CHANGING IT.
IT'S THE REALITY.
♪ SAY I DON'T LOOK
♪ MUCH LIKE A LOVER
♪ DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WON'T TRY ♪
♪ TO SET YOUR WORLD ON FIRE ♪
♪ EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
♪ WE LIE ON THE KITCHEN FLOOR ♪
[Door closes]
HEY.
WHAT'S UP?
KIND OF QUIET IN HERE THESE DAYS, HUH?
YEAH, A LITTLE BIT, BUT THERE'S ALWAYS...
-PEANUTS. -CLEANING PEANUTS TO DO.
-HOW YOU FEELING? -I FEEL OKAY.
-GOOD. -WHAT'S GOING ON?
YOU ASKED ME TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, AND...
I DON'T HAVE A BACKUP PLAN.
I DON'T HAVE A BACKUP PLAN FOR MY BACKUP PLAN.
I JUST KNOW THAT I'M NOT GONNA QUIT
UNTIL YOU GET THIS RAISE THAT YOU DESERVE.
OKAY?
WE'RE FAMILY, AND WE'RE GONNA TAKE CARE OF YOU.
OKAY?
-THANKS, BOSS. -ALL RIGHT. I LOVE YOU.
LOVE YOU TOO.
♪ GOES AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE ♪
♪ I WON'T STAND IN YOUR WAY ♪
-IT'S STUCK. -I CAN'T OPEN IT.
HEY, HOW'S IT GOING?
GOOD. WHAT SMELLS SO GOOD?
-LASAGNA. -OOH, WORKS FOR ME.
YOU'RE WELCOME TO STAY IF YOU WANT.
YOUR FOLKS ARE STILL OUT OF TOWN?
YEAH. I DON'T KNOW. MAX, ARE YOU SICK OF ME YET?
NO.
ALL RIGHT, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE HAVING A SLEEPOVER.
[Dylan] GREAT.
THANKS MRS. B. YOU GOT IT.
[Crosby] HEY, BACK FROM GRANDMA AND GRANDPA'S.
-ALL RIGHT. -LOOK WHAT THEY GOT ME.
-OH, OKAY. -CAN I GO PLAY?
IN A MINUTE. YOU LEFT YOUR SHOES OUTSIDE.
CAN YOU GO GET THEM, PLEASE? BRING THEM INSIDE?
YEAH, BUT IN A MINUTE. HOLD ON.
-NO, RIGHT NOW. -NO, NO, NO, NO.
GO, GO, GO, GO. LISTEN TO YOUR MOM. GO, GO.
RIGHT NOW. THANK YOU.
all: SURPRISE!
WHOA! OH, MY GOSH!
-WOOHOO! -WHOA, WHOA, COOL.
JABBAR, WELCOME TO HOGWARTS.
YOU ARE A LUCKY KID.
YOUR MOM WENT ALL OUT.
ALL RIGHT, JABBAR TRUSSELL, COME FORTH,
AND THE SORTING HAT SHALL BE PLACED ON YOUR HEAD.
WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
HE'S BRAVE OF HEART, AN OKAY MIND, AND BEAUTIFUL HAIR!
GRYFFINDOR! all: [cheering]
♪ I AM TRYING
♪ THE BEST THAT I CAN
♪ I AM, I AM TRYING
♪ THE BEST THAT I CAN
ALMOST AS GOOD AS THE REAL THING.
ALMOST.
♪ THE BEST THAT I CAN