1 00:00:00,724 --> 00:00:03,044 MILLIE, I JUST STOOD UP TOO FAST. 2 00:00:03,072 --> 00:00:04,142 WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE HOSPITAL 3 00:00:04,176 --> 00:00:06,076 TO SORT THIS OUT--YOU BASICALLY HAD A HEART ATTACK. 4 00:00:06,109 --> 00:00:08,659 I HAD AN EVENT, AND THE EVENT IS OVER. 5 00:00:11,528 --> 00:00:14,048 I DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS SO UPSET. 6 00:00:16,326 --> 00:00:19,156 YOUR MOM SPENT EVERY OUNCE OF HER ENERGY MAKING THIS DREAM 7 00:00:19,191 --> 00:00:22,371 HAPPEN FOR YOU AND OTHER KIDS LIKE YOU. 8 00:00:22,401 --> 00:00:23,511 I'M PREGNANT. 9 00:00:26,647 --> 00:00:27,507 OH. 10 00:00:35,483 --> 00:00:36,693 SO--UM... 11 00:00:42,111 --> 00:00:43,281 WHO? 12 00:00:43,319 --> 00:00:45,419 - RYAN. - RIGHT. 13 00:00:45,459 --> 00:00:47,499 RIGHT. 14 00:00:52,328 --> 00:00:55,088 HOW? 15 00:00:55,124 --> 00:00:56,784 - WHAT? - UH-- 16 00:00:59,576 --> 00:01:02,646 IN THE-- HE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL. 17 00:01:02,683 --> 00:01:04,863 - YEAH, HE WAS. - OKAY, RIGHT. 18 00:01:08,689 --> 00:01:12,619 HOW LONG? HOW FAR ALONG? 19 00:01:12,658 --> 00:01:16,348 LIKE TWO MONTHS. 20 00:01:16,386 --> 00:01:19,316 SO YOU'RE KEEPING IT? 21 00:01:19,355 --> 00:01:21,115 I KNOW IT SEEMS CRAZY. 22 00:01:21,150 --> 00:01:23,430 I KNOW IT'S CRAZY, BUT I-- 23 00:01:23,462 --> 00:01:25,222 - YOU'RE KEEPING IT. - I WANT TO KEEP IT. 24 00:01:25,257 --> 00:01:27,847 - YEAH. - I WANT TO--IT'S MY-- 25 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:31,300 I THINK IT'S RIGHT. 26 00:01:31,332 --> 00:01:32,372 GOOD. 27 00:01:32,402 --> 00:01:34,162 I THINK IT'S RIGHT. 28 00:01:34,197 --> 00:01:35,577 GOOD. 29 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:04,430 [phone buzzes] 30 00:02:06,229 --> 00:02:07,639 HEY. EVERYTHING OKAY? 31 00:02:07,679 --> 00:02:09,849 HEY. AM I CATCHING YOU AT A BAD TIME? 32 00:02:09,888 --> 00:02:11,508 NO. I JUST CAME INTO THE OFFICE EARLY. 33 00:02:11,545 --> 00:02:12,855 OH, SORRY. 34 00:02:12,891 --> 00:02:15,831 YEAH, I WAS JUST THINKING WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT, 35 00:02:15,859 --> 00:02:17,719 YOU KNOW, THIS E-MAIL FROM SYD'S TEACHER. 36 00:02:17,758 --> 00:02:18,928 I DIDN'T SEE IT. WHAT'S UP? 37 00:02:18,966 --> 00:02:20,656 WELL, EVIDENTLY, 38 00:02:20,692 --> 00:02:22,872 THERE'S SOME SORT OF GIRL DRAMA GOING DOWN AT SCHOOL. 39 00:02:22,901 --> 00:02:24,661 I TALKED TO SYD ABOUT IT. 40 00:02:24,696 --> 00:02:27,286 SHE SAID THERE'S THIS NEW GIRL THAT'S BEEN PICKING ON HER. 41 00:02:27,319 --> 00:02:28,909 - OH, NO. WHAT? - YEAH. 42 00:02:28,941 --> 00:02:30,871 WELL, BELIEVE ME, I WAS READY TO GO 43 00:02:30,909 --> 00:02:32,259 KICK SOME LITTLE GIRL'S BUTT. 44 00:02:32,290 --> 00:02:35,260 BUT ACCORDING TO SYD, IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 45 00:02:35,293 --> 00:02:38,303 MRS. REESE PROBABLY JUST WANTS US TO KNOW SHE'S ON TOP OF IT. 46 00:02:38,330 --> 00:02:40,330 BUT SHE DOES WANT TO SEE US, THOUGH. 47 00:02:40,367 --> 00:02:41,987 OR, YOU KNOW, ONE OF US. 48 00:02:42,023 --> 00:02:43,613 JUST SCHEDULE IT. I'LL MAKE IT HAPPEN. 49 00:02:43,646 --> 00:02:45,296 OKAY, ALL RIGHT. I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 50 00:02:45,337 --> 00:02:48,717 THANKS. 51 00:02:48,754 --> 00:02:51,724 EVERYTHING OKAY? 52 00:02:52,793 --> 00:02:53,903 HERE'S YOUR BREAKFAST. 53 00:02:53,932 --> 00:02:55,732 - NO. - YUMMY, YUM, YUM. 54 00:02:55,761 --> 00:02:57,001 OKAY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO HAVE THAT. 55 00:02:57,038 --> 00:02:59,418 - EGGIES ARE READY. - I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 56 00:02:59,455 --> 00:03:00,895 - HERE, BABY. - 'SCUSE ME. 57 00:03:00,939 --> 00:03:02,289 HERE, NORA. MMM, THEY'RE HOT, SO BE CAREFUL. 58 00:03:02,320 --> 00:03:03,630 - YOU GOT A PHONE CALL. - WHO IS IT? 59 00:03:03,666 --> 00:03:04,766 - EMILY MILLER. - THAT'S EDGAR'S MOM. 60 00:03:04,805 --> 00:03:06,255 WHY IS SHE CALLING AT THIS HOUR? 61 00:03:06,289 --> 00:03:07,529 I HAVE NO IDEA. PROBABLY BECAUSE 62 00:03:07,566 --> 00:03:08,636 YOU GAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER TO EVERY SINGLE PARENT 63 00:03:08,671 --> 00:03:09,951 AND TOLD THEM TO CALL AT ANY HOUR. 64 00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:11,882 ONE SECOND, HOLD ON. YEAH, I CAN TALK. THE EGGS. 65 00:03:11,915 --> 00:03:12,675 HOLD ON. 66 00:03:12,709 --> 00:03:14,609 - ALL RIGHT. - YEAH, NO PROBLEM. 67 00:03:14,642 --> 00:03:16,612 AH, MAX. WANT YOUR EGGS? 68 00:03:16,644 --> 00:03:17,514 I CAN'T TALK ABOUT EGGS RIGHT NOW. 69 00:03:17,542 --> 00:03:18,852 WHY NOT? 70 00:03:18,888 --> 00:03:20,368 BECAUSE I'VE DECIDED ON AN ART ELECTIVE. 71 00:03:20,407 --> 00:03:21,617 YOU HAVE? HALLELUJAH. 72 00:03:21,649 --> 00:03:22,749 FINALLY. WHAT'S IT GONNA BE? 73 00:03:22,788 --> 00:03:24,718 - PHOTOGRAPHY. - NO, PHOTOGRAPHY IS NOT AN OPTION. 74 00:03:24,756 --> 00:03:26,376 YOU RUN THE SCHOOL. MAKE IT AN OPTION. 75 00:03:26,413 --> 00:03:27,483 WE CAN ABSOLUTELY ADDRESS THIS. 76 00:03:27,517 --> 00:03:28,617 TECHNICALLY, YOUR MOTHER RUNS THE SCHOOL. 77 00:03:28,656 --> 00:03:29,726 YOUR PROBLEM IS OUR PROBLEM. 78 00:03:29,761 --> 00:03:30,871 THEN SHE SHOULD MAKE IT AN OPTION. 79 00:03:30,900 --> 00:03:31,800 THERE ARE YOUR EGGS. HONEY, I GOT TO GO. 80 00:03:31,832 --> 00:03:33,212 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 81 00:03:33,247 --> 00:03:34,177 JUST WAIT ONE SECOND. I WILL DISCUSS THIS WITH MY HUSBAND RIGHT NOW. 82 00:03:34,214 --> 00:03:35,594 I GOT A MEETING I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE. 83 00:03:35,629 --> 00:03:36,729 THANK YOU, OKAY. BYE, EMILY. 84 00:03:36,768 --> 00:03:40,568 OKAY, EDGAR'S NUTRITIONIST WANTS TO TAKE HIM OFF CASEIN 85 00:03:40,599 --> 00:03:42,009 AND GLUTEN. 86 00:03:42,049 --> 00:03:43,879 OKAY. WELL, I'M GLAD SHE CALLED US AT 7:00 A.M. TO TELL US THAT. 87 00:03:43,913 --> 00:03:46,303 WELL, SHE HAD TO, BECAUSE IT REFLECTS IN HIS SCHOOL LUNCHES, 88 00:03:46,329 --> 00:03:47,369 WHICH WE HAVE TO HELP MANAGE. 89 00:03:47,399 --> 00:03:48,329 - GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. - NO, PLEASE. 90 00:03:48,366 --> 00:03:49,326 CAN YOU PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR? 91 00:03:49,367 --> 00:03:50,677 NO, NO, NO, NO, I CAN'T. 92 00:03:50,713 --> 00:03:51,783 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA ASK YOU. 93 00:03:51,817 --> 00:03:52,717 I DO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA ASK ME. 94 00:03:52,749 --> 00:03:54,299 WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 95 00:03:54,337 --> 00:03:55,577 YOU'RE GONNA ASK ME TO CALL THE LUNCH VENDOR, 96 00:03:55,614 --> 00:03:56,894 AND I'M SLAMMED TODAY ALREADY. I GOT TO GO. 97 00:03:56,926 --> 00:03:58,406 AND YOU'RE RIGHT. BUT YOU'RE SO GOOD AT IT. 98 00:03:58,445 --> 00:04:00,755 ONLY BECAUSE I DON'T ASK THEM TO DO CRAZY THINGS, 99 00:04:00,792 --> 00:04:02,352 LIKE TAKE ALL THE CASEIN OUT OF ONE KID'S LUNCH. 100 00:04:02,380 --> 00:04:03,620 - IT'S "CASE-IN." - IT'S "CAY-SEEN." 101 00:04:03,657 --> 00:04:05,867 - WHY DID WE FOUND THIS SCHOOL? - TO BE A FASCIST INSTITUTION. 102 00:04:05,900 --> 00:04:07,040 TO MEET THE NEEDS OF EVERY STUDENT. 103 00:04:07,074 --> 00:04:08,464 IT'S NOT FASCIST. 104 00:04:08,489 --> 00:04:09,769 IT'S CAPITALISM. 105 00:04:09,801 --> 00:04:11,491 - NO, THAT'S FASCISM. - IT'S ALL WE CAN AFFORD RIGHT NOW, OKAY? 106 00:04:11,527 --> 00:04:12,867 THREE ELECTIVES. 107 00:04:12,907 --> 00:04:14,837 YOU FOUNDED CHAMBERS ACADEMY TO MEET THE NEEDS OF EVERY STUDENT. 108 00:04:14,875 --> 00:04:16,455 MY ARTISTIC NEEDS ARE NOT BEING MET. 109 00:04:16,497 --> 00:04:17,947 I DON'T WANT TO INTERFERE WITH THIS STUDENT-HEADMASTER 110 00:04:17,981 --> 00:04:19,671 CONFERENCE, SO I'M GONNA TAKE OFF. 111 00:04:19,707 --> 00:04:20,667 I LOVE YOU. I'LL SEE YOU. 112 00:04:20,708 --> 00:04:21,678 SO YOU'LL CALL THE VENDOR? 113 00:04:21,709 --> 00:04:22,809 I'M LATE. 114 00:04:22,848 --> 00:04:24,088 I GOT TO GO. I CAN'T HEAR YOU. 115 00:04:24,125 --> 00:04:26,085 YOU'RE GONNA DO IT. [door closes] 116 00:04:26,127 --> 00:04:28,647 GUYS, TAKE A SECOND AND ACKNOWLEDGE THIS MOMENT. 117 00:04:28,682 --> 00:04:30,822 DON'T LET IT PASS YOU BY. 118 00:04:30,856 --> 00:04:32,856 YOU'RE ABOUT TO LAY DOWN YOUR DEBUT TRACK 119 00:04:32,893 --> 00:04:34,343 ON HALLOWED GROUND, 120 00:04:34,377 --> 00:04:37,417 IN A PLACE WHERE LEGENDS WERE MADE OF SONGWRITERS, 121 00:04:37,449 --> 00:04:40,689 WHERE ICONS WERE MADE OUT OF SINGERS. OKAY? 122 00:04:40,728 --> 00:04:42,348 YOU'RE SITTING, RIGHT NOW, 123 00:04:42,385 --> 00:04:45,525 WHERE JANIS JOPLIN ACTUALLY RECORDED. 124 00:04:45,561 --> 00:04:47,321 WHO'S JANIS JOPLIN? 125 00:04:47,356 --> 00:04:49,046 YOU KNOW WHAT, OUT OF MY STUDIO. 126 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:50,841 GO ON AND JUST GET OUT. 127 00:04:50,876 --> 00:04:52,526 I'M JUST KIDDING. IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 128 00:04:52,568 --> 00:04:54,358 IT'S YOUR MOTHER'S FAULT. LISTEN TO ME. 129 00:04:54,397 --> 00:04:56,947 GUYS, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SING IN YOUR NORMAL VOICES. 130 00:04:56,986 --> 00:04:58,916 THE MICS WILL PICK IT UP. JUST REMEMBER YOUR MOTIVATION, 131 00:04:58,953 --> 00:05:00,993 WHICH IS? BE CUTE-- 132 00:05:01,024 --> 00:05:03,064 ESPECIALLY YOU, MAX-- 133 00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:06,125 AND WISH YOUR GRANDFATHER A VERY, VERY HAPPY 72ND BIRTHDAY. 134 00:05:06,167 --> 00:05:08,477 WE SHOULD RECORD HIS BIRTHDAY SONG WITH A FULL BAND. 135 00:05:08,515 --> 00:05:10,585 OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT, WHEN HE TURNS 80, WE'LL DO THAT, 136 00:05:10,620 --> 00:05:11,930 THE WHOLE THING. ANY QUESTIONS? 137 00:05:11,966 --> 00:05:14,486 CAN YOU SIGN A FORM STATING THAT THIS COUNTS AS MY ART ELECTIVE? 138 00:05:14,521 --> 00:05:16,901 THAT'S ABSURD. I CANNOT DO THAT. 139 00:05:16,937 --> 00:05:17,937 THEN I AM NOT SINGING. 140 00:05:17,972 --> 00:05:19,632 - HERE WE GO, FIVE, SIX... - I'M NOT GONNA SING. 141 00:05:19,664 --> 00:05:21,564 SEVEN, EIGHT... 142 00:05:21,597 --> 00:05:24,697 all: ♪ I CAN CHANGE THE WORLD 143 00:05:24,738 --> 00:05:27,808 ♪ WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS 144 00:05:27,844 --> 00:05:31,684 ♪ MAKE A BETTER PLACE 145 00:05:31,710 --> 00:05:34,130 ♪ WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS 146 00:05:34,161 --> 00:05:38,061 ♪ MAKE A KINDER PLACE 147 00:05:38,096 --> 00:05:41,096 ♪ WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS 148 00:05:50,626 --> 00:05:53,006 OKAY. 149 00:05:53,042 --> 00:05:56,802 YOUR DIAGNOSTICS SHOW MULTIPLE BLOCKAGES. 150 00:05:56,839 --> 00:05:57,909 BUT I STILL DON'T THINK THAT'S WHAT CAUSED YOU 151 00:05:57,943 --> 00:05:59,883 TO COLLAPSE. 152 00:05:59,911 --> 00:06:03,711 I ALSO SAW SOME SIGNIFICANT MITRAL REGURGITATION. 153 00:06:03,742 --> 00:06:06,752 NOT AN IDEAL SITUATION. 154 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:09,200 GUYS, WE SPENT THE LAST TWO YEARS 155 00:06:09,230 --> 00:06:11,200 WORKING WITH JUST DIET AND MEDICATION. 156 00:06:11,232 --> 00:06:13,062 YEAH, BUT HE COULD STILL DO A LOT BETTER WITH THE DIET. 157 00:06:13,096 --> 00:06:16,026 OH, I KNOW. YEAH, I MEAN, BUT I QUIT CIGARS. THAT'S A BIG DEAL. 158 00:06:16,065 --> 00:06:17,305 AND THAT'S GREAT. 159 00:06:17,342 --> 00:06:22,112 BUT EVEN WITH THE PERFECT DIET, IT'S JUST NOT GONNA BE ENOUGH. 160 00:06:22,140 --> 00:06:23,830 I'M AFRAID IT'S TIME TO TALK ABOUT SURGERY. 161 00:06:23,866 --> 00:06:25,416 OH, MAN. 162 00:06:25,454 --> 00:06:30,014 SEE, SURGERY WAS ALWAYS A LAST OPTION IN YOUR OPINION. 163 00:06:30,044 --> 00:06:32,054 IT IS. AND IT'S TIME TO SERIOUSLY CONSIDER IT. 164 00:06:32,081 --> 00:06:33,741 THIS WAS NO BIG DEAL. 165 00:06:33,772 --> 00:06:36,602 I MEAN, WAS SHORT OF BREATH. 166 00:06:36,637 --> 00:06:38,637 I STOOD UP TOO FAST. THAT'S ALL. 167 00:06:38,674 --> 00:06:41,824 NO. YOU WERE JUST LUCKY. 168 00:06:41,849 --> 00:06:43,159 LUCKY YOU WEREN'T ALONE WHEN IT HAPPENED 169 00:06:43,195 --> 00:06:45,125 AND LUCKY IT WAS JUST A CLEAN FALL. 170 00:06:45,163 --> 00:06:47,863 LELAND, IT WAS NOT THAT BIG A DEAL. 171 00:06:47,890 --> 00:06:51,240 ZEEK, THIS WILL HAPPEN AGAIN. 172 00:06:51,272 --> 00:06:53,172 AND IF YOU'RE DRIVING WHEN IT DOES, 173 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:56,685 OR YOU SMACK YOUR HEAD ON THE PAVEMENT WHEN YOU FALL, 174 00:06:56,726 --> 00:07:00,556 THEN, MY FRIEND, BEEN NICE KNOWING YOU. 175 00:07:08,497 --> 00:07:11,147 ♪ WHEN WE WERE YOUNG WE WERE SMALL ♪ 176 00:07:11,189 --> 00:07:14,639 ♪ BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW IT 177 00:07:14,675 --> 00:07:18,535 ♪ AH-AH-AH 178 00:07:18,576 --> 00:07:21,156 ♪ WHEN YOU WERE HURT YOU WOULD SMILE ♪ 179 00:07:21,199 --> 00:07:24,859 ♪ SO YOU DIDN'T SHOW IT 180 00:07:24,892 --> 00:07:28,552 ♪ AH-AH-AH 181 00:07:28,586 --> 00:07:32,276 ♪ AND I 182 00:07:32,313 --> 00:07:35,493 ♪ CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MINE 183 00:07:39,976 --> 00:07:42,906 ♪ CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MINE 184 00:07:44,981 --> 00:07:48,261 ♪ CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MINE 185 00:07:53,921 --> 00:07:57,131 SO, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 186 00:07:57,166 --> 00:07:59,686 I'M THINKING THAT LELAND WOULD LIKE TO BUY HIMSELF 187 00:07:59,720 --> 00:08:02,100 A NEW VACATION PLACE IS WHAT I'M THINKING. 188 00:08:02,136 --> 00:08:04,066 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 189 00:08:04,104 --> 00:08:06,524 I'M THINKING WE NEED TO HAVE A CONVERSATION. 190 00:08:06,555 --> 00:08:08,895 - UH-HUH. OKAY. - YEAH. 191 00:08:08,936 --> 00:08:10,766 - THERE YOU GO. - NO, I'M DRIVING. 192 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:15,560 NO, I'M DRIVING. I'M DRIVING. 193 00:08:15,598 --> 00:08:17,948 GOSH. 194 00:08:17,980 --> 00:08:20,980 TAKE AWAY MY DRIVING PRIVILEGES, MY GOD. 195 00:08:21,017 --> 00:08:22,807 BUT HE WAS IN A FULL BODY CAST. 196 00:08:22,847 --> 00:08:24,327 I DON'T REALLY WANT TO THINK ABOUT THE DETAILS 197 00:08:24,365 --> 00:08:26,195 AS MUCH AS YOU APPARENTLY DO. 198 00:08:26,229 --> 00:08:27,509 - WE WERE THERE. - WE WEREN'T THERE. 199 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:29,231 - WE WOULD'VE HEARD SOMETHING. - WHY WOULD WE HAVE HEARD THEM? 200 00:08:29,267 --> 00:08:30,957 WE WERE IN A HOTEL, LIKE, A MILLION MILES AWAY. 201 00:08:30,993 --> 00:08:32,273 YOU KNOW, HE WAS ATTACHED TO A HEART MONITOR. 202 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:33,934 THAT WOULD'VE BEEN GOING OFF. 203 00:08:33,961 --> 00:08:36,761 LOOK, ALL I KNOW IS THAT MY DAUGHTER'S PREGNANT. 204 00:08:36,792 --> 00:08:39,282 AND SHE WAS SO SCARED TOO. SHE WAS SO SCARED TO TELL ME. 205 00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,661 AND I JUST FROZE. 206 00:08:41,693 --> 00:08:47,323 I-I BET SHE DREAMED OF THIS WONDERFUL MOMENT 207 00:08:47,354 --> 00:08:50,294 WHERE SHE TELLS HER MOM THIS EXCITING NEWS, 208 00:08:50,322 --> 00:08:52,842 AND I TOTALLY LET HER DOWN. 209 00:08:52,877 --> 00:08:57,637 I JUST SAID, "OH." 210 00:09:00,229 --> 00:09:01,259 HE WAS IN TRACTION, 211 00:09:01,299 --> 00:09:02,779 YOU KNOW. MAYBE THAT HELPS. 212 00:09:02,818 --> 00:09:04,788 OH, MY GOD, IT'S NOT THE POINT. 213 00:09:04,820 --> 00:09:07,790 I KNOW. I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW, I KNOW. 214 00:09:07,823 --> 00:09:10,033 HOW DO YOU... 215 00:09:10,066 --> 00:09:12,616 HOW DO YOU REALLY FEEL ABOUT IT? 216 00:09:16,728 --> 00:09:20,318 I THINK... 217 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:23,982 I THINK IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I FEEL. 218 00:09:24,011 --> 00:09:26,261 SHE NEEDS ME. 219 00:09:26,289 --> 00:09:28,329 - HEY, CROSBY. - WHAT? 220 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:29,400 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO THE 11:00 A.M. 221 00:09:29,430 --> 00:09:30,400 OLIVER ROME THING BY YOURSELF. 222 00:09:30,431 --> 00:09:32,051 I GOT TO GO, ALL RIGHT? 223 00:09:32,088 --> 00:09:33,748 WHAT, ARE YOU PUTTING SCHOOL AHEAD OF LUNCHEONETTE AGAIN? 224 00:09:33,780 --> 00:09:35,230 YOU CAN'T DO THAT, MAN. 225 00:09:35,264 --> 00:09:36,204 THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE LUNCHEONETTE. 226 00:09:36,230 --> 00:09:37,200 THIS IS ABOUT OUR FATHER. 227 00:09:37,231 --> 00:09:38,721 I HAVE TO GO TALK TO OUR DAD. 228 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:40,060 - FOR WHAT? - HE'S A STUBBORN ASS. 229 00:09:40,096 --> 00:09:41,336 MOM SAID HE WON'T EVEN CONSIDER HAVING THE SURGERY. 230 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:43,273 - WHAT SURGERY? - HIS HEART SURGERY, 231 00:09:43,306 --> 00:09:45,136 TO CORRECT HIS MITRAL REGURGITATION; I GOT TO GO. 232 00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:46,140 YOU'RE SAYING THAT LIKE I KNOW WHAT THAT IS. 233 00:09:46,171 --> 00:09:47,241 I NEVER HEARD THAT. 234 00:09:47,276 --> 00:09:48,206 HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS? 235 00:09:48,242 --> 00:09:49,422 DAD'S HAVING HEART SURGERY? 236 00:09:49,450 --> 00:09:50,620 HE'S REFUSING TO HAVE THE HEART SURGERY. 237 00:09:50,659 --> 00:09:51,659 I THOUGHT MOM TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS. 238 00:09:51,694 --> 00:09:52,974 MOM DID NOT TELL ME ABOUT THIS, 239 00:09:53,006 --> 00:09:54,076 WHICH IS THE PATTERN OF BEHAVIOR 240 00:09:54,110 --> 00:09:55,080 WHERE SHE TREATS ME LIKE THE BABY, 241 00:09:55,111 --> 00:09:57,911 AND SHE HIDES THIS KIND OF MEDICAL SITUATION. 242 00:09:57,942 --> 00:09:59,772 CAN WE NOT MAKE THIS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW? THIS IS SERIOUS. 243 00:09:59,806 --> 00:10:02,116 HOW WOULD I KNOW IT'S SERIOUS? NOBODY'S TELLING ME A THING. 244 00:10:02,153 --> 00:10:03,333 OKAY, I GOT TO GO. 245 00:10:03,361 --> 00:10:05,361 TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED BEFORE YOU GO! 246 00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,227 YOU CAN'T BE IN THAT BIG OF A HURRY! 247 00:10:07,261 --> 00:10:09,681 THE CARDIOLOGIST WANTS TO DO A CORONARY BYPASS 248 00:10:09,712 --> 00:10:11,232 AND A MITRAL VALVE REPLACEMENT, OKAY? 249 00:10:11,265 --> 00:10:12,955 THAT'S OPEN-HEART SURGERY. 250 00:10:12,991 --> 00:10:15,101 YES, I KNOW, AND THAT'S WHY I'M GONNA GO TALK TO HIM. 251 00:10:15,131 --> 00:10:16,931 - WELL, HE'S GOT TO DO IT. - YEAH, HE IS GONNA DO IT. 252 00:10:16,961 --> 00:10:18,101 I'M GONNA MAKE HIM DO IT. I'M GONNA TALK TO HIM. 253 00:10:18,134 --> 00:10:19,314 YOU'RE GONNA STAY HERE. 254 00:10:19,342 --> 00:10:20,242 - I'M GOING WITH YOU. - I DON'T NEED YOU TO COME WITH ME. 255 00:10:20,274 --> 00:10:22,314 YES, I'M COMING WITH YOU. IT'S OUR FATHER. 256 00:10:22,345 --> 00:10:23,685 HE'S GOT YOU WRAPPED AROUND HIS LITTLE FINGER. 257 00:10:23,726 --> 00:10:25,176 HE'S GONNA TRY AND GET YOU TO FLIP TO HIS SIDE. 258 00:10:25,210 --> 00:10:25,970 YOU'LL DO IT IN TWO SECONDS. 259 00:10:26,004 --> 00:10:27,284 - THAT IS NOT TRUE. - IT IS TRUE. 260 00:10:27,316 --> 00:10:29,076 THAT IS NOT TRUE. I WILL BE THE HAMMER. 261 00:10:29,111 --> 00:10:32,151 YOU'LL BE QUIET. I WILL DO ALL THE TALKING. 262 00:10:34,357 --> 00:10:36,427 HEY, JIM. HOW ARE YOU? YOU'RE HERE-- 263 00:10:36,463 --> 00:10:38,123 DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? 264 00:10:38,154 --> 00:10:41,124 YES, THIS IS THE E-MAIL I SENT YOU ABOUT EDGAR MILLER 265 00:10:41,157 --> 00:10:42,777 AND THE CASEIN AND-- 266 00:10:42,814 --> 00:10:46,344 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? - THIS IS OUR CONTRACT, YES, FOR THE CHAMBERS ACADEMY. 267 00:10:46,369 --> 00:10:48,099 CORRECT AGAIN. 268 00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:50,270 WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT? THAT WAS REALLY RUDE. 269 00:10:50,304 --> 00:10:51,964 WHY ARE YOU BREAKING THINGS? 270 00:10:51,996 --> 00:10:54,446 EVERY SINGLE DAY THERE'S SOME CRAZY NEW REQUEST FROM YOU. 271 00:10:54,481 --> 00:10:57,101 NO GLUTEN, NO DAIRY, VEGETABLES ONLY, MEAT ONLY. 272 00:10:57,139 --> 00:10:59,969 I CAN'T MAKE INDIVIDUALIZED MEALS FOR 40 KIDS. 273 00:11:00,004 --> 00:11:02,044 OKAY, BUT YOUR COMPANY IS CALLED SELECT LUNCH. 274 00:11:02,075 --> 00:11:03,485 YOU EVEN HAVE IT ON YOUR EMBLEM. YOU HAVE AN APPLE. 275 00:11:03,524 --> 00:11:05,734 YOU HAVE A CARROT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 276 00:11:05,768 --> 00:11:08,358 PLEASE, JIM, CAN YOU JUST HELP ME FOR THIS WEEK? 277 00:11:08,391 --> 00:11:09,531 THAT'S IT. 278 00:11:09,565 --> 00:11:12,115 - I JUST CAN'T WORK WITH YOU. - I CAN WORK WITH YOU. 279 00:11:12,154 --> 00:11:14,124 I'M DESPERATE HERE. YOU KNOW WHAT, FINE, LEAVE. 280 00:11:14,156 --> 00:11:16,016 I WILL FIND SOMEBODY ELSE THAT WILL HELP ME. 281 00:11:16,054 --> 00:11:17,854 THAT CARE-- THAT CARE ABOUT CHILDREN. 282 00:11:17,884 --> 00:11:19,094 OH, I DON'T CARE ABOUT KIDS, HUH? 283 00:11:19,126 --> 00:11:20,466 AND THEIR INTESTINAL TRACT AND HOW THEY FEEL. 284 00:11:20,507 --> 00:11:21,537 - IS THAT RIGHT? - YOU SHOULD JUST LEAVE THEN. 285 00:11:21,577 --> 00:11:23,227 YOU'RE CAUSING A SCENE. I WILL FIND SOMEBODY ELSE 286 00:11:23,268 --> 00:11:24,788 THAT WILL DO INDIVIDUALIZED MEALS. 287 00:11:24,822 --> 00:11:25,822 - I'M CAUSING A SCENE? - YOU'RE CAUSING A SCENE. 288 00:11:25,857 --> 00:11:27,337 HEY, KIDS, LOOK UP. 289 00:11:27,376 --> 00:11:30,026 EVERYBODY, NO GLUTEN-FREE, NO CASEIN, 290 00:11:30,068 --> 00:11:32,138 ZUCCHINI-KALE SANDWICHES. HOW ABOUT THAT? 291 00:11:32,174 --> 00:11:34,044 WAIT TILL YOU SEE MY REVIEW ON YELP. 292 00:11:34,072 --> 00:11:35,142 YEAH, THAT'LL HURT. 293 00:11:35,177 --> 00:11:37,457 IT'S GONNA HURT...YOU. 294 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:39,459 [door slams] 295 00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,321 SORRY, KIDS. 296 00:11:41,355 --> 00:11:42,835 HE MUST EAT TOO MUCH GLUTEN. 297 00:11:42,874 --> 00:11:44,464 OR CASEIN. WHATEVER. 298 00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:46,186 SO I GUESS YOU TOLD MY HUSBAND, JOEL, 299 00:11:46,222 --> 00:11:49,472 THAT THERE'S BEEN SOME PLAYGROUND DRAMA. 300 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:52,261 WELL, WHAT EXACTLY DID SYDNEY SAY HAS BEEN HAPPENING? 301 00:11:52,297 --> 00:11:55,157 JUST THAT SYDNEY'S BEEN, YOU KNOW, PICKED ON A LITTLE BIT. 302 00:11:55,197 --> 00:11:56,817 WHICH I UNDERSTAND. IT HAPPENS. 303 00:11:56,854 --> 00:11:58,994 YOU KNOW, JEALOUSY OR WHATEVER. 304 00:11:59,028 --> 00:12:01,548 MR. AND MRS. GRAHAM, I'M NOT SURE YOU HAVE A CLEAR PICTURE 305 00:12:01,582 --> 00:12:03,212 OF WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE. 306 00:12:03,239 --> 00:12:05,209 MELODY IS THE GIRL SYDNEY WAS TALKING ABOUT? 307 00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:07,351 - MM-HMM. - SYDNEY HAS ZEROED IN ON HER. 308 00:12:07,381 --> 00:12:09,941 SHE'S BEEN QUITE AGGRESSIVE ABOUT EXCLUDING HER. 309 00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:12,490 - UH... - SORRY, UH... 310 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:14,354 SO SYDNEY'S PICKING ON MELODY? 311 00:12:14,388 --> 00:12:16,248 I KNOW THAT KIDS WILL BE KIDS AND ALL OF THAT, 312 00:12:16,287 --> 00:12:17,977 BUT WHEN IT COMES TO MATTERS OF BULLYING-- 313 00:12:18,013 --> 00:12:19,363 BULLYING? 314 00:12:19,393 --> 00:12:20,843 WHAT HAPPENED? 315 00:12:20,878 --> 00:12:22,358 IT STARTED WHEN ONE OF SYDNEY'S FRIENDS 316 00:12:22,396 --> 00:12:23,946 INVITED MELODY TO EAT LUNCH WITH THEM. 317 00:12:23,984 --> 00:12:25,234 SYDNEY WOULDN'T ALLOW IT. 318 00:12:25,261 --> 00:12:27,021 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SHE WOULDN'T ALLOW IT? 319 00:12:27,056 --> 00:12:28,466 MELODY IS A LITTLE ON THE HEAVY SIDE, 320 00:12:28,506 --> 00:12:31,296 AND SYDNEY SAID THAT MELODY SHOULDN'T EVEN BE EATING LUNCH. 321 00:12:31,336 --> 00:12:34,056 NOW SHE'S TELLING EVERYONE NOT TO SPEAK TO HER. 322 00:12:34,098 --> 00:12:36,028 AND YOU SAW THIS? 323 00:12:36,065 --> 00:12:37,305 YES. 324 00:12:37,342 --> 00:12:39,452 AS YOU CAN IMAGINE, MELODY IS... 325 00:12:39,482 --> 00:12:41,172 WELL, SHE'S DESPONDENT. 326 00:12:41,208 --> 00:12:42,928 HER PARENTS KEPT HER HOME FROM SCHOOL YESTERDAY, 327 00:12:42,969 --> 00:12:45,279 SHE WAS SO UPSET. 328 00:12:45,316 --> 00:12:47,966 I'M...I'M--S-- 329 00:12:48,008 --> 00:12:51,218 THIS IS NOT--THIS IS NOT HOW OUR DAUGHTER BEHAVES. 330 00:12:51,253 --> 00:12:53,053 I'M--I'M-- 331 00:12:53,082 --> 00:12:55,122 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 332 00:12:55,153 --> 00:12:56,433 IF THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON AT HOME 333 00:12:56,465 --> 00:12:57,285 THAT I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT? 334 00:12:57,328 --> 00:13:00,228 - NO. - IT'S BEEN A... A TOUGH YEAR. 335 00:13:00,262 --> 00:13:03,232 YOU KNOW, EVERY FAMILY HAS ITS TROUBLES, BUT WE'RE FINE. 336 00:13:03,265 --> 00:13:05,125 WE'RE CURRENTLY SEPARATED. 337 00:13:05,163 --> 00:13:10,933 AND I THINK THE KIDS ARE A LITTLE BIT RATTLED BY IT. 338 00:13:10,962 --> 00:13:13,142 - I KNOW HOW TOUGH THIS MUST BE. - YEAH. 339 00:13:13,171 --> 00:13:15,241 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BRINGING THIS TO OUR ATTENTION. 340 00:13:15,277 --> 00:13:16,827 WE WILL DO OUR BEST TO HANDLE IT. 341 00:13:16,865 --> 00:13:19,005 IT WAS REALLY NICE MEETING YOU, MS. REESE. 342 00:13:19,039 --> 00:13:20,969 I'M SORRY THAT YOU HAVE NOT SEEN A BETTER SIDE OF SYDNEY, 343 00:13:21,007 --> 00:13:22,077 BECAUSE SHE'S A GREAT GIRL. 344 00:13:22,111 --> 00:13:24,531 THANK YOU. 345 00:13:31,155 --> 00:13:35,395 - JULIA, WE NEED TO TALK. - YEAH, UM... 346 00:13:35,435 --> 00:13:37,155 I'M WORKING WITH THE KIDS TONIGHT 347 00:13:37,195 --> 00:13:38,535 ON GRANDPA'S BIRTHDAY PRESENT, 348 00:13:38,576 --> 00:13:40,436 SO WE CAN TALK TO HER TOMORROW NIGHT. 349 00:13:40,474 --> 00:13:42,274 NO, I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT SYD. 350 00:13:42,304 --> 00:13:46,344 WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT US, ABOUT WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH. 351 00:13:46,377 --> 00:13:48,207 THIS IS CLEARLY A REACTION TO THAT. 352 00:13:48,241 --> 00:13:51,141 - YOU THINK? - YEAH. YEAH, I DO THINK. 353 00:13:51,175 --> 00:13:53,135 - YEAH. - THIS IS NOT LIKE HER. 354 00:13:53,177 --> 00:13:58,627 NO. JOEL, THIS IS NOT LIKE HER, AT ALL. 355 00:13:58,665 --> 00:14:00,455 YOU KNOW WHAT, MOVING OUT 356 00:14:00,494 --> 00:14:04,464 AND GIVING UP ON ME WAS NOT LIKE YOU...AT ALL. 357 00:14:04,498 --> 00:14:05,908 COME ON. 358 00:14:05,948 --> 00:14:09,058 COME ON, STAY AND TALK WITH ME, PLEASE. 359 00:14:09,089 --> 00:14:11,199 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 360 00:14:11,229 --> 00:14:14,269 I BEGGED YOU FOR A YEAR JUST TO TALK TO ME AND TELL ME 361 00:14:14,301 --> 00:14:16,201 WHAT THE HELL WAS GOING ON, 362 00:14:16,234 --> 00:14:19,514 AND YOU REFUSED TO DO THAT, AND THAT BROKE ME. 363 00:14:19,548 --> 00:14:22,208 AND I'M ALMOST OKAY. 364 00:14:22,240 --> 00:14:26,380 SO YOU CAN'T COME OVER AND TALK TO ME ABOUT MY DAD. 365 00:14:26,417 --> 00:14:29,317 YOU CAN'T KISS ME. OKAY? 366 00:14:29,351 --> 00:14:33,291 YOU CAN'T PRETEND LIKE YOU DIDN'T DESTROY ME, 367 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,430 BECAUSE YOU DID. 368 00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:39,090 YOU DESTROYED US, ALL OF US. 369 00:14:39,119 --> 00:14:41,329 I KNOW. I'M SO SORRY. 370 00:14:41,363 --> 00:14:43,543 OKAY, WELL, I'M GONNA BE OKAY. 371 00:14:43,572 --> 00:14:45,302 I CAN HANDLE IT. 372 00:14:45,332 --> 00:14:48,582 I DON'T KNOW IF THE KIDS CAN. 373 00:14:55,446 --> 00:14:57,026 REMEMBER THE KEY WITH DAD, BE DIRECT. 374 00:14:57,068 --> 00:14:59,068 CONFRONT THAT PROBLEM HEAD ON. ATTACK IT. 375 00:14:59,105 --> 00:15:00,655 OKAY. THANKS FOR ALL THE ADVICE. 376 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:01,942 AND THIS GUY, DAD, WHAT'S HIS FIRST NAME? 377 00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:04,210 - ALL RIGHT. - 'CAUSE YOU ACT LIKE I'VE NEVER MET THE GUY OR-- 378 00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:06,418 I'M JUST SAYIN, DON'T LET HIM START TALKING. HE'LL GET IN YOUR HEAD. 379 00:15:06,457 --> 00:15:08,007 DON'T LET HIM START PLAYING MIND GAMES WITH US. 380 00:15:08,045 --> 00:15:10,355 OKAY, HE'S NOT A MAGICIAN OR A HYPNOTIST. 381 00:15:10,392 --> 00:15:11,602 - CAN YOU CHECK THAT E-MAIL? - YEAH, KB. 382 00:15:11,634 --> 00:15:14,954 - WHO'S KB? - KRISTINA BRAVERMAN, YOUR WIFE. 383 00:15:14,983 --> 00:15:16,293 OH... [phone ringing] 384 00:15:16,329 --> 00:15:18,369 - OH, SHE'S CALLING. - OKAY, PICK THAT UP. 385 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:20,200 OKAY, HONEY, PLEASE DON'T ASK ME ANY QUESTIONS. 386 00:15:20,229 --> 00:15:22,609 I'M IN A REAL PICKLE. I'M IN A REAL BIND RIGHT NOW. 387 00:15:22,645 --> 00:15:25,475 MY FOOD VENDOR JUST QUIT ON ME, AND I'VE GOT 40 KIDS TO FEED. 388 00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:26,720 I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 389 00:15:26,753 --> 00:15:28,203 WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE FOOD VENDOR? 390 00:15:28,237 --> 00:15:31,547 - HE JUST QUIT... - THE FIRST THING SHE SAID WAS NO QUESTIONS. 391 00:15:31,585 --> 00:15:33,375 HOW DO YOU STAY MARRIED? IT'S A MIRACLE. 392 00:15:33,415 --> 00:15:35,235 AND I NEED YOU TO PICK UP 40 HOT LUNCHES FOR THE KIDS 393 00:15:35,279 --> 00:15:37,489 AND JUST BRING THEM HERE. JUST BRING THEM HERE. 394 00:15:37,522 --> 00:15:39,042 NO. NO CAN DO. 395 00:15:39,076 --> 00:15:41,076 I CANNOT GO TO WHOLE FOODS. WE'RE GOING TO TALK TO MY DAD ABOUT HIS SURGERY. 396 00:15:41,112 --> 00:15:42,112 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 397 00:15:42,148 --> 00:15:45,008 THIS IS LIKE A DEFCON FIVE SITUATION HERE, ADAM. 398 00:15:45,047 --> 00:15:46,427 DEFCON FIVE IS ACTUALLY THE GOOD ONE. 399 00:15:46,462 --> 00:15:47,642 IS THAT CROSBY? 400 00:15:47,670 --> 00:15:48,640 DEFCON ONE-- IT'S COUNTERINTUITIVE. 401 00:15:48,671 --> 00:15:49,781 - YES, THAT'S CROSBY. - YEAH. 402 00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:51,050 WHATEVER IT IS, IT DOESN'T MATTER. 403 00:15:51,088 --> 00:15:53,058 I JUST NEED HELP. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, 404 00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:55,610 MAYBE-- COULD CROSBY GO TO YOUR DAD'S AND TALK TO HIM? 405 00:15:55,644 --> 00:15:57,164 - YES, HE CAN, ABSOLUTELY. - NO, HE CAN'T! 406 00:15:57,197 --> 00:15:59,407 - THAT WOULD BE WONDERFUL. - KRISTINA, IT'S ALL GOOD. 407 00:15:59,441 --> 00:16:00,791 HE'S GONNA GO OVER TO WHOLE FOODS. 408 00:16:00,821 --> 00:16:03,511 HE'LL GET ALL THESE DIETARY REQUIREMENTS MET, 409 00:16:03,548 --> 00:16:06,098 AND I WILL HANDLE MY FATHER, AND THANKS FOR CHECKING IN. 410 00:16:06,137 --> 00:16:08,037 OKAY, YES! OKAY. 411 00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:09,240 OH, YOU'RE REALLY HAPPY WITH YOURSELF NOW, AREN'T YOU? 412 00:16:09,278 --> 00:16:10,518 WE'LL JUST SEE HOW WE HANDLE THIS. 413 00:16:10,555 --> 00:16:11,625 DON'T EVEN WORRY. 414 00:16:13,455 --> 00:16:15,175 KNOCK, KNOCK. 415 00:16:15,215 --> 00:16:16,725 HOW ARE YOU? 416 00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:18,248 - I'M ALL RIGHT. - YEAH? 417 00:16:20,738 --> 00:16:22,638 - HOW'S IT GOING? - I FEEL LIKE I WAS IN SHOCK, 418 00:16:22,671 --> 00:16:27,191 AND I DIDN'T DO A GOOD JOB NOT BEING IN SHOCK. 419 00:16:27,227 --> 00:16:30,437 BUT I'M EAGER TO HEAR MORE ABOUT, YOU KNOW, 420 00:16:30,472 --> 00:16:33,132 WHAT YOU AND RYAN HAVE PLANNED, 421 00:16:33,164 --> 00:16:35,724 OR HOW YOU'RE GONNA WORK IT OUT. 422 00:16:35,753 --> 00:16:37,693 OH, UM... 423 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:39,830 I-I DON'T KNOW. 424 00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:41,830 I HAVEN'T EVEN THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. 425 00:16:41,862 --> 00:16:44,312 HE DOESN'T KNOW. HE DOESN'T KNOW? 426 00:16:44,348 --> 00:16:45,828 NOT YET. 427 00:16:45,866 --> 00:16:50,246 I JUST SORT OF STARTED TELLING PEOPLE AND EVERYTHING. SO I HAVEN'T REALLY-- 428 00:16:50,285 --> 00:16:51,665 'CAUSE I GUESS THAT WOULD BE 429 00:16:51,700 --> 00:16:54,150 A BIG PIECE IN TERMS OF IS HE INVOLVED? 430 00:16:54,185 --> 00:16:55,665 DOES HE WANT TO BE INVOLVED, 431 00:16:55,704 --> 00:16:57,644 FINANCIALLY, EMOTIONALLY? 432 00:16:57,671 --> 00:16:58,501 RIGHT. 433 00:16:58,534 --> 00:17:00,854 JUST ANOTHER PERSON TO HELP, YOU KNOW. 434 00:17:00,881 --> 00:17:02,231 YEAH, I JUST DON'T KNOW YET, THOUGH. 435 00:17:02,262 --> 00:17:03,642 I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT I-- 436 00:17:03,677 --> 00:17:07,747 IT'S A WEIRD THING WHERE YOU ARE ONE PERSON, 437 00:17:07,785 --> 00:17:10,645 AND THEN SUDDENLY... YOU'RE TWO PEOPLE. 438 00:17:10,684 --> 00:17:12,244 YEAH, I UNDERSTAND THE MATH OF IT. 439 00:17:12,272 --> 00:17:14,382 - AND THAT PERSON NEEDS YOU. - MM-HMM. 440 00:17:14,412 --> 00:17:17,352 SO THERE IS SOME PLANNING THAT HAS TO HAPPEN. 441 00:17:17,381 --> 00:17:19,351 I JUST FEEL LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY 442 00:17:19,383 --> 00:17:22,213 THAT YOU DON'T WANT ME TO DO IT, SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST SAY IT. 443 00:17:22,248 --> 00:17:23,768 AMBER, IT'S NOT THAT I DON'T WANT YOU TO DO THIS. 444 00:17:23,801 --> 00:17:26,361 - REALLY? - IT'S THAT I WISH YOU WEREN'T DOING IT NOW. 445 00:17:26,390 --> 00:17:27,560 THERE IT IS, OKAY. 446 00:17:27,598 --> 00:17:32,398 I FEEL LIKE YOU'VE BARELY HAD TIME TO WORK AND BE IN LOVE. 447 00:17:32,430 --> 00:17:35,680 AND I DO FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA 448 00:17:35,709 --> 00:17:38,199 HOW HARD SOMETHING LIKE THIS IS TO DO BY YOURSELF. 449 00:17:38,229 --> 00:17:41,129 YOU HAVE NO IDEA, AND I DO. 450 00:17:41,163 --> 00:17:42,823 AND IT DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T BELIEVE IN YOU. 451 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:44,584 I JUST-- 452 00:17:46,203 --> 00:17:49,483 OKAY. GOOD TO KNOW. 453 00:17:54,521 --> 00:17:57,461 LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO. COME ON, HONEY. 454 00:17:57,490 --> 00:17:59,460 LET'S GO. THESE KIDS ARE FOAMING AT THE MOUTH. 455 00:17:59,492 --> 00:18:01,292 - OH, BOY, DOES MY WALLET HURT. - THEY'RE FOAMING AT THE MOUTH. 456 00:18:01,321 --> 00:18:02,291 HOW MUCH DID ALL THIS COST? 457 00:18:02,322 --> 00:18:03,322 TAKE A LOOK AT THAT. 458 00:18:03,358 --> 00:18:04,568 ALL RIGHT, LOOK AWAY. LOOK AWAY. 459 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:06,360 CRAP, I CAN'T. HOW ARE WE GONNA AFFORD THAT? 460 00:18:06,395 --> 00:18:07,805 I HAVE NO IDEA. 461 00:18:07,845 --> 00:18:09,605 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT LATER. 462 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:11,470 THEY'RE STARVING. THEY'RE READY TO EAT EACH OTHER. 463 00:18:11,504 --> 00:18:12,574 WE'LL GET THE REST IN A SECOND. 464 00:18:12,608 --> 00:18:13,608 CAN YOU GET THE DOOR? 465 00:18:13,644 --> 00:18:16,754 OH, COME ON, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS, GEEZ! 466 00:18:16,785 --> 00:18:17,605 - WHAT'S THE SCORE? - ZERO-ZERO. 467 00:18:17,648 --> 00:18:20,858 HEY, DO YOU WANT A SODA OR SOMETHING? 468 00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:22,622 - YOU GOT ICED TEA? - YEAH, I GOT ICED TEA. 469 00:18:22,653 --> 00:18:23,933 YEAH, I WANT ICED TEA. 470 00:18:23,964 --> 00:18:26,454 OKAY. 471 00:18:26,484 --> 00:18:28,214 - THANK YOU, SIR. - THAT'D BE ICED TEA. 472 00:18:28,245 --> 00:18:30,135 UH-HUH, UH-HUH. 473 00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:32,318 GOOD. GET IN A LITTLE BREAK. 474 00:18:32,352 --> 00:18:35,772 WHAT DO YOU WANT? HOW COME YOU'RE HERE? 475 00:18:35,804 --> 00:18:38,634 CAN'T A YOUNG MAN JUST COME BY AND SAY HI TO HIS FATHER? 476 00:18:38,669 --> 00:18:41,289 MM-HMM. YOUR MOTHER CALLED YOU, DID SHE? 477 00:18:41,327 --> 00:18:43,497 UH, SHE DIDN'T, AS A MATTER OF FACT, 478 00:18:43,536 --> 00:18:45,916 WHICH WAS PRETTY ANNOYING AND CONSISTENT. 479 00:18:45,952 --> 00:18:49,612 I HAD TO FIND OUT SECONDHAND ABOUT YOUR SURGERY FROM ADAM. 480 00:18:49,645 --> 00:18:51,265 - REALLY? - WHICH I HATE. 481 00:18:51,302 --> 00:18:53,172 WAIT A MINUTE. HOLD ON A SEC, WHOA. 482 00:18:53,201 --> 00:18:54,651 [game plays on radio] 483 00:18:54,685 --> 00:18:56,475 SEE, I GOT MY EYE ON THIS KID HERE. 484 00:18:56,514 --> 00:18:58,694 - UH-HUH, YEAH. - HE DIDN'T GET A LOT OF HITS, 485 00:18:58,723 --> 00:19:00,383 BUT HE GETS ON BASE A LOT. 486 00:19:00,415 --> 00:19:01,585 RIGHT. 487 00:19:01,623 --> 00:19:02,563 IT'S OKAY. LET IT GO. 488 00:19:02,589 --> 00:19:03,659 DAD... 489 00:19:03,694 --> 00:19:04,944 LET IT GO. EASY DOES IT. 490 00:19:04,971 --> 00:19:05,971 - DAD. - YEAH. 491 00:19:06,006 --> 00:19:07,626 CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT? 492 00:19:07,663 --> 00:19:09,393 WELL, THERE'S NOT REALLY MUCH TO TALK ABOUT, CROS. 493 00:19:09,424 --> 00:19:12,774 IT'S ELECTIVE SURGERY, AND I HAVE ELECTED NOT TO HAVE IT. 494 00:19:12,806 --> 00:19:15,736 OKAY. WELL, ADAM MADE IT SOUND PRETTY SERIOUS. 495 00:19:15,775 --> 00:19:17,185 WELL, ADAM'S A WORRIER 496 00:19:17,225 --> 00:19:19,425 AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN AND SO IS YOUR MOM. 497 00:19:19,468 --> 00:19:21,228 AND THAT'S WHY THEY GET TOGETHER, 498 00:19:21,263 --> 00:19:22,893 SO THEY CAN WORRY EACH OTHER OUT. 499 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,300 ALL RIGHT, WELL, TO BE HONEST, I'M PRETTY WORRIED TOO. 500 00:19:25,336 --> 00:19:26,816 IT'S YOUR HEART. 501 00:19:26,855 --> 00:19:30,995 I MEAN, THIS MITRIAL GURGLE-- MARTRIAL GASTRAL-- 502 00:19:31,031 --> 00:19:32,931 NO, NO. CROSBY, DO YOU EVEN KNOW 503 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:34,934 WHAT MITRAL REGURGITATION IS? 504 00:19:34,966 --> 00:19:36,376 NO, I DON'T. 505 00:19:36,416 --> 00:19:38,416 OKAY. 506 00:19:38,453 --> 00:19:41,633 IT'S A SMALL LEAK IN THE HEART VALVE, ALL RIGHT? 507 00:19:41,663 --> 00:19:43,323 A LOT OF PEOPLE WALK AROUND WITH IT, 508 00:19:43,354 --> 00:19:44,424 DON'T EVEN KNOW THEY'VE GOT IT. 509 00:19:44,459 --> 00:19:45,739 MM-HMM. 510 00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:47,600 THE DOCTOR SAID I COULD'VE HAD IT FOR YEARS, 511 00:19:47,634 --> 00:19:48,914 AND I NEVER FELT ANYTHING. 512 00:19:48,946 --> 00:19:50,566 AND HE SAYS THE OTHER THING ABOUT IT IS, 513 00:19:50,603 --> 00:19:51,983 IT'S NOT GONNA KILL ME. 514 00:19:52,018 --> 00:19:53,638 ALL RIGHT? THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN, 515 00:19:53,675 --> 00:19:55,845 I'LL HAVE ONE OF THOSE FAINTING SPELLS LIKE I HAD IN VEGAS. 516 00:19:55,884 --> 00:19:58,274 I MEAN, AND HOW BAD WAS THAT, REALLY? 517 00:19:58,300 --> 00:20:00,270 SO IT WAS FINE, WASN'T IT? LOOK, SON-- 518 00:20:00,302 --> 00:20:02,482 YEAH, YOU LOOKED ALL RIGHT, I GUESS, THE NEXT DAY. 519 00:20:02,511 --> 00:20:03,481 HERE'S THE DEAL. 520 00:20:03,512 --> 00:20:06,452 I WOULD RATHER HAVE A FAINTING SPELL LIKE THAT 521 00:20:06,481 --> 00:20:10,521 THAN GO IN AND HAVE OPEN-HEART SURGERY OR WHATEVER THE HELL, 522 00:20:10,554 --> 00:20:13,634 CRACK OPEN MY CHEST AND WORK ON ME AND JUST TAKE MY CHANCES. 523 00:20:13,660 --> 00:20:16,010 I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT. WHAT CHOICE WOULD YOU MAKE? 524 00:20:16,042 --> 00:20:20,322 A FAINTING SPELL, OR TAKE THAT RISK? 525 00:20:23,739 --> 00:20:26,879 PROBABLY FAINTING, IF THAT'S ALL IT REALLY WAS. 526 00:20:26,915 --> 00:20:30,675 YEAH, SAME HERE. 527 00:20:30,712 --> 00:20:32,022 YOU'RE SURE? 528 00:20:32,058 --> 00:20:35,298 HONESTLY? 529 00:20:35,337 --> 00:20:38,027 I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER FELT BETTER. 530 00:20:45,313 --> 00:20:49,283 [TV chatter] 531 00:20:49,317 --> 00:20:51,837 THIS IS ABSURD. I CANNOT FIND A SINGLE VENDOR 532 00:20:51,871 --> 00:20:54,461 WHO WILL MAKE INDIVIDUAL MEALS FOR THESE KIDS. 533 00:20:54,494 --> 00:20:56,434 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO. I REALLY DON'T. 534 00:20:56,462 --> 00:20:58,432 I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY BASEBALL PLAYERS AREN'T PAID 535 00:20:58,464 --> 00:21:01,644 ACCORDING TO THEIR STATS. 536 00:21:01,674 --> 00:21:03,054 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 537 00:21:03,089 --> 00:21:05,019 ARE YOU LISTENING TO ANYTHING I'VE BEEN SAYING 538 00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:06,506 FOR THE PAST FIVE MINUTES OR... 539 00:21:06,541 --> 00:21:07,781 I'M JUST SAYING, YOU CAN DO IT. 540 00:21:07,818 --> 00:21:09,958 - YOU WEREN'T LISTENING. - I WASN'T LISTENING. 541 00:21:09,992 --> 00:21:11,512 YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY. 542 00:21:11,546 --> 00:21:13,786 HONEY, I'M FAILING ON ALL FRONTS, I REALLY AM. 543 00:21:13,824 --> 00:21:15,624 IT'S LIKE, WHO DO I THINK I AM, OPRAH? 544 00:21:15,653 --> 00:21:17,313 I CAN OPEN A SCHOOL AND HAVE IT BE GREAT. 545 00:21:17,345 --> 00:21:18,755 - YOU'RE NOT FAILING. - HONEY, I DON'T KNOW 546 00:21:18,794 --> 00:21:20,424 WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO ABOUT ANY OF THIS. 547 00:21:20,451 --> 00:21:22,521 I JUST--I'M WORRIED. 548 00:21:22,557 --> 00:21:23,627 WHAT'S ALL THAT? 549 00:21:23,661 --> 00:21:25,771 THIS IS JUST SOMETHING I THOUGHT ABOUT. 550 00:21:25,801 --> 00:21:27,841 IT'S STUPID. I THOUGHT MAYBE THAT WE COULD, 551 00:21:27,872 --> 00:21:29,772 YOU KNOW, HIRE SOMEONE. 552 00:21:29,805 --> 00:21:31,385 WE COULD BRING IN THE FOOD, AND HAVE SOMEBODY 553 00:21:31,428 --> 00:21:34,848 JUST COME IN AND COOK. YOU KNOW? 554 00:21:34,879 --> 00:21:36,849 - TELL YOU WHAT. - WHAT? 555 00:21:36,881 --> 00:21:38,471 - HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO. - YES. 556 00:21:38,504 --> 00:21:39,614 I NEED YOU TO MAKE ME A LIST OF EVERYTHING 557 00:21:39,643 --> 00:21:40,783 WE NEED IN THE SCHOOL KITCHEN. 558 00:21:40,816 --> 00:21:42,396 I'LL GO TO COSTCO AND PICK IT UP TOMORROW. 559 00:21:42,439 --> 00:21:44,539 IT'S GONNA BLOW THE BUDGET FOR THE ENTIRE WEEK. 560 00:21:44,579 --> 00:21:45,859 NOT IF WE ELIMINATE THIS COLUMN RIGHT HERE. 561 00:21:45,890 --> 00:21:47,750 THAT'S OUR WHOLE-- THAT'S, LIKE, A COOK. 562 00:21:47,789 --> 00:21:49,029 - RIGHT. - AND TWO ASSISTANTS. 563 00:21:49,066 --> 00:21:50,686 - EXACTLY. - WE NEED THREE, REALLY. 564 00:21:50,723 --> 00:21:52,793 PERFECT, BECAUSE WE WILL HAVE FOUR, AND THEY'LL WORK 565 00:21:52,828 --> 00:21:56,898 FOR FREE AS A PART OF OUR NEW CULINARY ARTS ELECTIVE. 566 00:21:56,936 --> 00:21:58,556 IT'S "CULINARY," BUT WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 567 00:21:58,593 --> 00:22:00,043 I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S "KEWL-INARY" ARTS. 568 00:22:00,077 --> 00:22:01,727 - IT'S "CULINARY," ADAM. - WE'RE GONNA HAVE THE KIDS 569 00:22:01,768 --> 00:22:04,628 COME IN AND COOK WITH ME IN THE KITCHEN. 570 00:22:04,668 --> 00:22:06,118 - THAT'S CRAZY. - IT IS CRAZY. 571 00:22:06,152 --> 00:22:08,532 IT'S NO CRAZIER THAN SAYING THAT GLUTEN CAUSES TANTRUMS. 572 00:22:08,568 --> 00:22:09,428 RIGHT? 573 00:22:09,466 --> 00:22:11,016 OKAY, OKAY. 574 00:22:11,053 --> 00:22:13,643 ALL RIGHT, GUESS WHAT, I'M GONNA SIGN OFF ON THIS. 575 00:22:13,677 --> 00:22:14,677 THANK YOU. 576 00:22:14,712 --> 00:22:16,402 I WILL REGRET IT, BUT I'M SIGNING OFF ON THIS. 577 00:22:16,438 --> 00:22:17,848 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA REGRET IT. - YES, I WILL. 578 00:22:17,888 --> 00:22:19,888 PIZZA FOR DINNER--I'M THINKING HALF BACON, HALF PEPPERONI. 579 00:22:19,924 --> 00:22:21,174 SOUNDS GOOD. MAX, I HAVE GOOD NEWS. 580 00:22:21,201 --> 00:22:22,511 WE'VE HEARD YOUR COMPLAINTS, 581 00:22:22,548 --> 00:22:25,378 AND WE'RE ADDING A NEW ARTS ELECTIVE. 582 00:22:25,413 --> 00:22:27,593 - IT BETTER BE PHOTOGRAPHY. - "KEWL-INARY" ARTS. 583 00:22:27,622 --> 00:22:29,382 "CULINARY" ARTS. 584 00:22:31,004 --> 00:22:33,634 ♪ WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS 585 00:22:33,662 --> 00:22:36,562 ♪ MAKE A BETTER PLACE 586 00:22:36,596 --> 00:22:37,796 WE DON'T SOUND VERY GOOD. 587 00:22:37,839 --> 00:22:39,499 YOU GUYS ARE NOT THE JACKSON 5. 588 00:22:39,530 --> 00:22:40,950 THAT IS FOR SURE. 589 00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:43,150 BUT YOU'RE NOT THE FIRST BAND TO NEED A LITTLE HELP, 590 00:22:43,189 --> 00:22:47,679 AND WE HAVE A SECRET TOOL CALLED AUTO-TUNE. 591 00:22:47,711 --> 00:22:50,891 PUT YOUR FINGER THERE AND GO AHEAD AND SLIDE IT UP AS I... 592 00:22:50,921 --> 00:22:51,961 [voices change] [gasps] 593 00:22:51,991 --> 00:22:53,201 OOH! 594 00:22:53,233 --> 00:22:55,623 THAT'S SWEETENS IT, DOESN'T IT? 595 00:22:55,650 --> 00:22:57,070 NOW WE SOUND GOOD. 596 00:22:57,099 --> 00:22:58,719 OOH, THAT SOUNDS-- THAT'S HARMONIOUS. 597 00:22:58,756 --> 00:23:00,406 THIS IS THE POWER. 598 00:23:00,448 --> 00:23:02,898 YEAH, THAT'S THE SECRET OLIVER ROME SAUCE RIGHT THERE. 599 00:23:02,933 --> 00:23:04,073 DON'T TELL HIM, THOUGH. 600 00:23:04,106 --> 00:23:05,936 YEAH. HOW OLD IS GRANDPA? 601 00:23:05,970 --> 00:23:08,870 UH...HE'S TURNING 72. 602 00:23:08,904 --> 00:23:12,434 IS THAT OLD? 603 00:23:12,460 --> 00:23:14,740 WELL, IT'S NOT YOUNG. 604 00:23:14,772 --> 00:23:17,222 BUT, YOU KNOW, HE'S A BULL. 605 00:23:17,257 --> 00:23:19,117 HE'LL DEFINITELY MAKE IT TO 80. 606 00:23:19,156 --> 00:23:21,496 GOOD, 'CAUSE I CAN'T WAIT TILL WE DO IT WITH A FULL BAND. 607 00:23:21,538 --> 00:23:22,538 HMM. 608 00:23:22,573 --> 00:23:25,473 WELL, NOT TOO SOON. 609 00:23:25,507 --> 00:23:26,677 - MAX, WATCH OUT, WATCH OUT. - MOVE IT. 610 00:23:26,715 --> 00:23:28,715 - GUYS, CAREFUL. - MR. BRAVERMAN. 611 00:23:28,752 --> 00:23:29,992 MR. BRAVERMAN, IS THE CHICKEN READY YET? 612 00:23:30,029 --> 00:23:31,689 NOT YET. LET IT SIT THERE A LITTLE BIT. 613 00:23:31,720 --> 00:23:33,030 HOW DO I TURN ON THE STOVE? HOW DO I TURN ON THE STOVE? 614 00:23:33,066 --> 00:23:34,686 WE'RE NOT GONNA TURN THE STOVE ON YET. IT'S A LITTLE BIT TRICKY. 615 00:23:34,723 --> 00:23:35,523 NO, NO, I LIKE FIRE. 616 00:23:35,552 --> 00:23:37,002 - MR. BRAVERMAN. - ONE SECOND, KIARA. 617 00:23:37,036 --> 00:23:38,926 YOU CAN FLIP IT IN A MINUTE BUT NOT YET, NOT YET. 618 00:23:38,969 --> 00:23:40,629 MR. BRAVERMAN, THIS ONE'S NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE ANY GLUTEN. 619 00:23:40,660 --> 00:23:42,560 - RIGHT. - WHAT'S GLUTEN? 620 00:23:42,593 --> 00:23:45,253 GLUTEN, IT'S A SUBSTANCE IN FLOUR. 621 00:23:45,285 --> 00:23:47,215 IT'S A PROTEIN COMPOSITE FOUND IN WHEAT. 622 00:23:47,253 --> 00:23:48,253 - THERE YOU GO. - ALSO, THIS IS NOT ART. 623 00:23:48,288 --> 00:23:49,528 THIS IS SLAVE LABOR. 624 00:23:49,566 --> 00:23:51,456 - MAX. - YOU CAN BE ARRESTED FOR THIS. 625 00:23:51,499 --> 00:23:52,709 - I THINK THE CHICKEN'S READY. - ONE SECOND. 626 00:23:52,741 --> 00:23:54,881 YES, IT'S READY TO FLIP. YOU CAN FLIP IT. 627 00:23:54,916 --> 00:23:57,706 OKAY, LET'S NOT LIGHT THE STOVE RIGHT NOW. 628 00:23:57,746 --> 00:23:58,886 DAD, WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS TURKEY? 629 00:23:58,920 --> 00:23:59,960 HOW DO I COOK IT? 630 00:23:59,990 --> 00:24:00,890 WE'RE NOT COOKING THE TURKEY. YES? 631 00:24:00,922 --> 00:24:02,272 [Max] DO I PUT POTATOES INSIDE OF THE-- 632 00:24:02,302 --> 00:24:03,792 IS THE CHICKEN READY TO FLIP YET? 633 00:24:03,821 --> 00:24:04,861 MR. BRAVERMAN, ERIN HAS A KNIFE. 634 00:24:04,891 --> 00:24:06,241 OH, GOD. OKAY, ONE SECOND. 635 00:24:06,272 --> 00:24:08,272 NO, NO, ERIN, ERIN, NO, NO, NO. 636 00:24:08,308 --> 00:24:09,898 JUST LET ME TAKE THE KNIFE. EVERYBODY'S OKAY. 637 00:24:09,931 --> 00:24:11,171 WE'RE ALL GOOD. 638 00:24:11,208 --> 00:24:12,548 WE'RE GOOD. THAT'S GOOD, OKAY. 639 00:24:12,589 --> 00:24:13,589 CHICKEN'S LOOKING GREAT, EDGAR. 640 00:24:13,624 --> 00:24:14,634 THANK YOU. 641 00:24:14,660 --> 00:24:16,140 [doorbell] 642 00:24:16,178 --> 00:24:19,838 HEY, SYDNEY, CAN YOU COME DOWN HERE FOR A MINUTE, PLEASE? 643 00:24:19,872 --> 00:24:22,772 - HEY. - HEY, READY? 644 00:24:22,806 --> 00:24:24,696 WELL, YEAH. IS SHE... 645 00:24:27,017 --> 00:24:28,637 WHY IS DAD HERE? 646 00:24:28,674 --> 00:24:30,814 BECAUSE WE WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING TOGETHER. 647 00:24:30,848 --> 00:24:35,088 SO, UM...HAVE A SEAT. 648 00:24:38,615 --> 00:24:43,025 SO WE HEARD ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED WITH MELODY AT SCHOOL. 649 00:24:43,067 --> 00:24:46,617 MM...I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 650 00:24:46,657 --> 00:24:50,827 MRS. REESE TOLD US THAT, UH... 651 00:24:50,868 --> 00:24:53,768 THAT YOU WEREN'T TOO NICE TO HER, THAT YOU SAID SOME THINGS. 652 00:24:53,802 --> 00:24:55,322 THAT'S NOT TRUE. 653 00:24:55,355 --> 00:24:57,045 I DON'T THINK SHE'D MAKE IT UP, BUG. 654 00:24:57,081 --> 00:24:59,121 MY TEACHER IS A LIAR. SHE HATES ME. 655 00:24:59,152 --> 00:25:01,192 SYDNEY, LISTEN. 656 00:25:01,223 --> 00:25:02,783 WE'RE NOT MAD, ALL RIGHT? 657 00:25:02,811 --> 00:25:03,811 WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU. 658 00:25:03,847 --> 00:25:05,567 IF ANYTHING, WE'RE WORRIED, 659 00:25:05,607 --> 00:25:07,917 AND WE WANT TO HELP YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT. 660 00:25:07,954 --> 00:25:09,304 - I'M NOT UPSET. - OKAY. 661 00:25:09,335 --> 00:25:11,745 SYDNEY, LISTEN. WE'RE JUST CONFUSED. 662 00:25:11,786 --> 00:25:13,746 WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT. 663 00:25:13,788 --> 00:25:15,128 WHY ARE YOU BOTH GANGING UP ON ME? 664 00:25:15,168 --> 00:25:17,548 - WE'RE NOT GANGING-- - WE'RE NOT GANGING UP ON-- 665 00:25:17,585 --> 00:25:19,065 WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE? YOU DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE ANYMORE. 666 00:25:19,103 --> 00:25:19,973 DON'T TALK TO YOUR FATHER LIKE THAT. 667 00:25:20,001 --> 00:25:21,621 SYDNEY. 668 00:25:21,658 --> 00:25:22,938 WE WANT TO HELP YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT. 669 00:25:22,969 --> 00:25:24,209 I'M NOT UPSET. 670 00:25:24,246 --> 00:25:25,346 OKAY, CALM DOWN. 671 00:25:25,385 --> 00:25:26,895 NO, I DON'T WANT TO CALM DOWN. 672 00:25:26,939 --> 00:25:28,839 WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR TERRIBLE APARTMENT? 673 00:25:28,872 --> 00:25:31,632 I HATE YOU! I HATE BOTH OF YOU! 674 00:25:39,020 --> 00:25:40,060 [door slams] 675 00:25:44,059 --> 00:25:45,579 ALL RIGHT. 676 00:25:45,613 --> 00:25:46,613 THAT LOOKS GOOD, HONEY. 677 00:25:46,648 --> 00:25:48,168 ALL RIGHT. THIS IS INSANE. 678 00:25:48,201 --> 00:25:50,861 I CAN'T BELIEVE MY DAD IS TURNING 72. 679 00:25:50,894 --> 00:25:54,794 I KNOW. IT'S CRAZY. [phone rings] 680 00:25:54,829 --> 00:25:56,729 - WHO'S THAT? - IT'S EDGAR'S MOM. 681 00:25:56,762 --> 00:25:57,692 - DON'T ANSWER THAT. - HONEY, I HAVE TO ANSWER IT. 682 00:25:57,728 --> 00:25:58,938 WHAT IF IT'S IMPORTANT? 683 00:25:58,971 --> 00:26:00,251 OH, IT IS IMPORTANT. SHE'S GONNA COMPLAIN 684 00:26:00,282 --> 00:26:01,592 THAT I USED HER SON AS SLAVE LABOR. 685 00:26:01,629 --> 00:26:02,319 PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU, DON'T ANSWER IT. 686 00:26:02,353 --> 00:26:03,673 OKAY. 687 00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:04,840 I CAN'T DEAL WITH IT. NOT TONIGHT. 688 00:26:04,873 --> 00:26:05,743 - I WON'T ANSWER IT. - OKAY, THANK YOU. 689 00:26:05,771 --> 00:26:06,881 - OHH... - HEY. 690 00:26:06,910 --> 00:26:08,120 THE TRUSSELMEN CLAN IS HERE. 691 00:26:08,152 --> 00:26:10,092 - HI, GUYS. - WHERE'S THE BIRTHDAY BOY? 692 00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:11,050 YOU'RE THE FIRST ONES TO ARRIVE. 693 00:26:11,086 --> 00:26:12,606 - ALL RIGHT. - WHAT'S UP? 694 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:14,260 WE'RE THE NERDY FAMILY, FIRST HERE. 695 00:26:14,296 --> 00:26:16,086 - THAT'S ALL RIGHT. - WE'RE GONNA BE THE LAST TO LEAVE. 696 00:26:16,126 --> 00:26:18,606 - HOW ARE YOU? - WELL, WE HAD AN EPISODE ON THE WAY HERE. 697 00:26:18,646 --> 00:26:20,406 THE CUTEST MEMBER OF THE FAMILY CRAPPED HERSELF. 698 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,820 JASMINE. 699 00:26:21,856 --> 00:26:23,236 JASMINE CRAPPED HERSELF. 700 00:26:23,271 --> 00:26:24,761 IT SMELLS REALLY BAD. I'M SORRY. 701 00:26:24,790 --> 00:26:27,660 - MY BAD. - IT'S BAD. I WILL TAKE YOU UPSTAIRS. 702 00:26:27,689 --> 00:26:29,039 I HAVE SOME CLOTHES OF NORA'S YOU CAN BORROW. 703 00:26:29,070 --> 00:26:31,310 YEAH. I COULD HARDLY TELL. 704 00:26:31,348 --> 00:26:32,348 WELL, YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN IN THE CAR WITH US. 705 00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:34,803 JABBAR, COME ON, I HAVE TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 706 00:26:34,834 --> 00:26:36,394 - OKAY. - YEAH, MOVE IT. 707 00:26:36,422 --> 00:26:39,632 72. IS THAT-- THAT'S THE RIGHT NUMBER? 708 00:26:39,667 --> 00:26:41,217 - YEAH. - I JUST SAW HIM, 709 00:26:41,254 --> 00:26:42,914 AND HE DOESN'T LOOK A DAY OVER 50 IF YOU ASK ME. 710 00:26:42,946 --> 00:26:45,086 TOUGH TO BELIEVE. 711 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:48,920 HEY, I WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR HANDLING THE SITUATION WITH DAD. 712 00:26:48,952 --> 00:26:52,092 OH, YEAH, NO PROBLEM. HAPPY I COULD-- 713 00:26:52,127 --> 00:26:54,817 I HAVE TO ADMIT, I WAS A LITTLE DOUBTFUL YOU WERE GONNA BE ABLE TO HANDLE HIM. 714 00:26:54,854 --> 00:26:58,764 - OH, YOU WERE? - YEAH, I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO GET HIM OVER THE HUMP 715 00:26:58,789 --> 00:26:59,829 AND TALK HIM INTO THE SURGERY, 716 00:26:59,859 --> 00:27:01,139 BUT GOT THAT TEXT SAYING "ALL GOOD." 717 00:27:01,171 --> 00:27:04,171 IT WAS A BIG RELIEF. 718 00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:07,038 YE--UM--I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE A DIFFERENT IDEA 719 00:27:07,073 --> 00:27:08,903 OF WHAT "ALL GOOD" MEANS. 720 00:27:08,937 --> 00:27:11,317 - SUGAR-FREE... - WOW... 721 00:27:11,353 --> 00:27:14,323 GLUTEN-FREE, NO CHOLESTEROL. 722 00:27:14,356 --> 00:27:16,286 IT'S A COMPLETELY HEART-HEALTHY ALTERNATIVE 723 00:27:16,324 --> 00:27:17,714 TO THE CHOCOLATE BIRTHDAY CAKE. 724 00:27:17,739 --> 00:27:19,219 IT'S BEAUTIFUL, JULES. 725 00:27:19,258 --> 00:27:20,428 - WELL DONE. - I TRIED THE FILLING. 726 00:27:20,466 --> 00:27:22,016 IT SUCKS. 727 00:27:22,054 --> 00:27:24,194 SYDNEY. 728 00:27:24,228 --> 00:27:25,988 I SPENT A LOT OF TIME WORKING ON THAT. 729 00:27:26,023 --> 00:27:28,063 SO WHAT? IT'S STILL DISGUSTING. 730 00:27:28,094 --> 00:27:30,724 - OKAY. - RRROW! 731 00:27:30,752 --> 00:27:32,962 SO SHE'S... GOING THROUGH A THING. 732 00:27:32,996 --> 00:27:34,476 - YEAH. - YOU KNOW. 733 00:27:34,514 --> 00:27:36,284 - IT'S THAT AGE. - YEAH. 734 00:27:36,309 --> 00:27:37,479 IT'S SO--YOU KNOW, IT'S NORMAL. 735 00:27:37,517 --> 00:27:40,177 GIRLS ARE WAY MORE DRAMATIC THAN BOYS. 736 00:27:40,210 --> 00:27:41,940 THAT IS FOR SURE, FOR SURE. 737 00:27:41,970 --> 00:27:43,730 - THANK YOU. - SURE. 738 00:27:43,765 --> 00:27:45,965 UNCLE ADAM AND UNCLE CROSBY ARE YELLING AT EACH OTHER. 739 00:27:46,009 --> 00:27:48,249 - BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T HANDLE IT. - ACCORDING TO YOUR GAME PLAN. 740 00:27:48,287 --> 00:27:50,497 YOU LET DAD STEAMROLL YOU, LIKE ALWAYS. 741 00:27:50,530 --> 00:27:52,330 THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RESPECTING SOMEONE'S WISHES 742 00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:53,950 AND GETTING STEAMROLLED. 743 00:27:53,982 --> 00:27:55,332 WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHAT'S HAPPENING? 744 00:27:55,363 --> 00:27:57,053 HE WANTS TO MICROMANAGE DAD'S ILLNESS FOR HIM, 745 00:27:57,089 --> 00:27:58,709 JUST LIKE EVERY OVER THING IN THIS FAMILY. 746 00:27:58,746 --> 00:27:59,946 CROSBY DOESN'T THINK DAD HAS TO HAVE HIS SURGERY. 747 00:27:59,988 --> 00:28:02,028 CROSBY, HE HAS TO HAVE THE SURGERY. 748 00:28:02,059 --> 00:28:03,369 OH, WHAT A SHOCKER. YOU TWO ARE IN-- 749 00:28:03,405 --> 00:28:04,295 SEE, JULIA GETS IT. 750 00:28:04,337 --> 00:28:05,927 WHAT WERE YOU TALKING TO HIM ABOUT IT FOR? 751 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,000 I THOUGHT YOU HANDLED THIS. 752 00:28:07,030 --> 00:28:08,340 I HAD AN EMERGENCY. 753 00:28:08,376 --> 00:28:09,576 I COULDN'T DO IT. 754 00:28:09,618 --> 00:28:11,278 - WHAT WAS THE EMERGENCY? - A BIGGER EMERGENCY THAN THIS. 755 00:28:11,310 --> 00:28:13,310 YEAH, THE EMERGENCY WAS ANNA NEEDED BROCCOLI FOR LUNCH. 756 00:28:13,346 --> 00:28:15,106 SHE COULDN'T EAT A YAM OR SOMETHING. 757 00:28:15,141 --> 00:28:16,421 - SHE HAD A GLUTEN PROBLEM. - OH, A GLUTEN PROBLEM. 758 00:28:16,453 --> 00:28:18,043 THAT'S UP THERE WITH HEART FAILURE. 759 00:28:18,075 --> 00:28:19,725 - YOU JUST MADE THIS... - WE NEED TO SOLVE THIS. 760 00:28:19,767 --> 00:28:21,077 - HARDER FOR EVERYBODY. - WE NEED TO SOLVE THIS. 761 00:28:21,113 --> 00:28:22,773 WE NEED A STRATEGY IN PLACE, BECAUSE-- 762 00:28:22,804 --> 00:28:24,434 LOOK, IT'S AN ELECTIVE PROCEDURE. 763 00:28:24,461 --> 00:28:26,081 YEAH, IT'S AN ELECTIVE PROCEDURE, 764 00:28:26,118 --> 00:28:27,908 BUT HE'S NOT GONNA ELECT TO DO IT, BECAUSE HE'S AFRAID. 765 00:28:27,947 --> 00:28:29,947 DON'T YOU GET THAT? 766 00:28:33,297 --> 00:28:35,297 GREAT. 767 00:28:43,445 --> 00:28:45,925 ANYBODY GONNA WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY? 768 00:28:45,965 --> 00:28:47,305 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAD. - HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 769 00:28:47,346 --> 00:28:50,066 GUESS WHO WENT TO THE GIANT SALE AT THE PARTY STORE. 770 00:28:50,107 --> 00:28:51,867 THIS GUY. 771 00:28:51,902 --> 00:28:54,772 I GOT SO MUCH STUFF, YOU COULD HAVE ALL OF YOUR KIDS' PARTIES 772 00:28:54,802 --> 00:28:56,422 FOR THE NEXT, LIKE, 50 YEARS. 773 00:28:56,458 --> 00:28:58,178 THEY'RE HAVING A--HEY. OH, WELL, ALL RIGHT. 774 00:28:58,219 --> 00:28:59,389 HERE, YOU PASS THESE OUT. 775 00:28:59,427 --> 00:29:01,497 THEY WERE HAVING A SALE ON HATS AND HORNS. 776 00:29:01,532 --> 00:29:02,912 I GOT LEIS. 777 00:29:02,948 --> 00:29:04,258 WE COULD HAVE, LIKE, A HAWAIIAN THEME PARTY. 778 00:29:04,294 --> 00:29:05,574 TAKE A--ANYONE? 779 00:29:05,605 --> 00:29:07,395 GUYS, THEY GOT FESTIVE COLORS. 780 00:29:07,435 --> 00:29:10,465 OH, HERE, DAD. I GUESS YOU'RE THE BIRTHDAY BOY. 781 00:29:10,507 --> 00:29:14,817 AND SO...WHAT IS GOING ON? 782 00:29:14,856 --> 00:29:17,196 [jazz music playing] 783 00:29:17,238 --> 00:29:19,998 SO IT TRACKS HOW MANY STEPS YOU'VE TAKEN. 784 00:29:20,034 --> 00:29:21,354 YOU CAN PRESS A LITTLE BUTTON, AND IT'LL TELL YOU 785 00:29:21,380 --> 00:29:24,830 HOW MANY STEPS YOU'VE TAKEN AND ALL KINDS OF THINGS. 786 00:29:24,866 --> 00:29:26,936 - THAT'S PRETTY AMAZING. - NO, ADAM, I NEED TO ANSWER IT. 787 00:29:26,972 --> 00:29:28,252 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA STAY STRONG FOR ME. 788 00:29:28,283 --> 00:29:30,293 IT'S EDGAR'S MOM. I AM STAYING STRONG, OKAY? 789 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:31,320 EDGAR'S A KID THAT WE USE AS SLAVE LABOR. 790 00:29:31,355 --> 00:29:33,045 ADAM DID, ACTUALLY. HEY, EMILY. 791 00:29:33,081 --> 00:29:35,391 - SHE DOESN'T NEED TO KNOW THIS. - IT'S LIKE A HEALTH GAME. 792 00:29:35,428 --> 00:29:36,458 - IT'S FUN. - I DON'T KNOW. 793 00:29:36,498 --> 00:29:38,808 I WANT ONE, RIGHT? THEY'RE FUN. 794 00:29:38,846 --> 00:29:40,156 OKAY. WELL, YOU CAN USE THIS ONE. 795 00:29:40,192 --> 00:29:42,062 OF COURSE. 796 00:29:42,090 --> 00:29:44,400 OKAY, I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON THE GRANDKIDS. 797 00:29:44,437 --> 00:29:46,127 I DIDN'T LISTEN TO YOUR MESSAGE YET. 798 00:29:46,163 --> 00:29:48,133 THERE YOU GO. I'M NOT GONNA EVEN MEASURE MY STEPS. 799 00:29:48,165 --> 00:29:49,955 I'M JUST GONNA COUNT 'EM TO MYSELF. 800 00:29:49,995 --> 00:29:51,305 MY FATHER-IN-LAW'S BIRTHDAY PARTY, 801 00:29:51,341 --> 00:29:53,581 AND HE'S ACTUALLY NOT IN THE BEST OF HEALTH RIGHT NOW. 802 00:29:53,619 --> 00:29:54,619 HE'S SO STUBBORN. 803 00:29:54,654 --> 00:29:56,594 - I'M SORRY, WHAT? - NOTHING. 804 00:29:56,622 --> 00:29:58,072 HE'S SO STUBBORN. 805 00:29:58,106 --> 00:30:00,136 MOM, YOU HAVE TO TALK TO HIM. 806 00:30:00,177 --> 00:30:03,037 WELL, WE'RE TALKING. 807 00:30:03,077 --> 00:30:04,557 BUT THIS IS HIS BIRTHDAY. 808 00:30:04,595 --> 00:30:07,145 I JUST WANT HIM TO HAVE A NICE PARTY. 809 00:30:07,184 --> 00:30:10,154 OKAY. WELL, I GUESS WHAT WE REALLY 810 00:30:10,187 --> 00:30:12,117 NEED IS BIRTHDAY CAKE. 811 00:30:12,155 --> 00:30:14,355 WE NEED BIRTHDAY CAKE. 812 00:30:14,398 --> 00:30:15,948 - YES. - OKAY. 813 00:30:15,986 --> 00:30:17,566 I'LL HELP YOU WITH THE CANDLES. 814 00:30:17,608 --> 00:30:19,648 THANK YOU. MAX? 815 00:30:19,679 --> 00:30:21,989 HEY, CAN YOU HOLD HER? 816 00:30:22,027 --> 00:30:23,957 OH, UH, YES. OKAY, SURE. 817 00:30:23,994 --> 00:30:25,134 YOU GOT HER? YOU GOT HER? 818 00:30:25,168 --> 00:30:26,858 - HI. I DO. - GOOD, GOOD. 819 00:30:30,656 --> 00:30:34,036 - FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. - DAD. 820 00:30:34,073 --> 00:30:36,593 OH, GOD, THERE'S GOT TO BE SOME-- 821 00:30:36,627 --> 00:30:39,037 - DAD? - [groaning, muttering] 822 00:30:39,078 --> 00:30:40,598 I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME, DAD. 823 00:30:40,631 --> 00:30:41,911 GEEZ. 824 00:30:41,943 --> 00:30:44,533 HUH? OH, YOU GOT TO SPEAK UP, SON. 825 00:30:44,566 --> 00:30:49,536 YOU KNOW I GOT BAD EARS. I'M JUST A FRAIL OLD MAN. 826 00:30:49,571 --> 00:30:51,261 [gasps] 827 00:30:51,297 --> 00:30:52,567 WILL YOU COME ON? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 828 00:30:52,609 --> 00:30:55,469 WELL, I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING WITH MEAT IN IT, 829 00:30:55,508 --> 00:30:58,578 BECAUSE IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED, AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY, 830 00:30:58,615 --> 00:31:01,885 EVERYTHING IS MOSTLY MADE WITH LENTILS OR TOFU. 831 00:31:01,929 --> 00:31:04,169 YEAH, I KNOW. EVERYBODY'S WORRIED ABOUT YOU. 832 00:31:04,207 --> 00:31:06,927 REALLY? WELL, I'M KIND OF WORRIED ABOUT ME. 833 00:31:06,968 --> 00:31:08,968 ARE YOU? DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT. 834 00:31:09,005 --> 00:31:10,445 IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE YOU'RE DEALING WITH THIS. 835 00:31:10,489 --> 00:31:12,079 IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE YOU'RE TAKING IT SERIOUSLY AT ALL. 836 00:31:12,111 --> 00:31:16,701 OH, NO, SON, I AM TAKING THIS VERY SERIOUSLY. 837 00:31:16,736 --> 00:31:18,426 WELL, THEN YOU SHOULD DO IT. YOU SHOULD HAVE THE SURGERY. 838 00:31:18,462 --> 00:31:19,502 IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE. 839 00:31:19,532 --> 00:31:21,122 IT IS THAT SIMPLE. 840 00:31:21,155 --> 00:31:23,395 DO YOU KNOW WHAT COULD HAPPEN? I COULD DIE ON THAT TABLE. 841 00:31:23,433 --> 00:31:25,093 I KNOW. 842 00:31:25,124 --> 00:31:27,334 AND I ALSO KNOW IT'S A 95% SUCCESS RATE 843 00:31:27,368 --> 00:31:29,088 FOR THIS SURGERY, 95%. 844 00:31:29,128 --> 00:31:30,408 THOSE ARE REALLY GOOD ODDS. 845 00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,240 - ARE THEY? - YEAH. 846 00:31:32,269 --> 00:31:33,929 GEEZ, I'M GLAD YOU'RE WILLING TO TAKE THE RISK. 847 00:31:33,961 --> 00:31:35,551 COME ON. I AM WILLING TO TAKE THE RISK. 848 00:31:35,583 --> 00:31:36,723 I DON'T LIKE THE ALTERNATIVE. 849 00:31:36,756 --> 00:31:38,236 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT MY DOCTOR TOLD ME? 850 00:31:38,275 --> 00:31:39,375 MY DOCTOR SAYS THAT, 851 00:31:39,414 --> 00:31:41,424 YOU KNOW, IF THE SURGERY DOESN'T GO WELL, 852 00:31:41,451 --> 00:31:44,141 I THINK HE PUT IT VERY POETICALLY WHEN HE SAID, 853 00:31:44,178 --> 00:31:47,528 "YOU'D HAVE A DIMINISHED QUALITY OF LIFE." 854 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:49,940 IT'S STILL A LIFE. 855 00:31:49,977 --> 00:31:51,667 NOT ONE I WANT. 856 00:31:51,702 --> 00:31:56,432 IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE SURGERY, YOU COULD DIE. 857 00:31:56,466 --> 00:31:59,946 YOU COULD DIE, DAD. WHAT DO I DO THEN? 858 00:31:59,987 --> 00:32:03,337 IF I DIE, YOU JUST TAKE MY ASHES, 859 00:32:03,369 --> 00:32:05,719 YOU SCATTER THEM IN CENTER FIELD AT MARINE PARK, 860 00:32:05,751 --> 00:32:10,171 AND YOU PLAY A GAME OF BASEBALL OVER ME... 861 00:32:10,204 --> 00:32:13,284 'CAUSE I'M GOING OUT ON MY TERMS. 862 00:32:13,310 --> 00:32:16,690 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU 863 00:32:16,727 --> 00:32:20,767 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU 864 00:32:20,800 --> 00:32:25,390 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR DAD ♪ 865 00:32:25,426 --> 00:32:29,566 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU 866 00:32:43,099 --> 00:32:45,789 - HEY. - HI. 867 00:32:45,825 --> 00:32:48,205 HEY. 868 00:32:48,242 --> 00:32:50,692 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 869 00:32:50,727 --> 00:32:52,657 I'M GETTING AWAY FROM THE STUPID FRUIT TART, 870 00:32:52,694 --> 00:32:54,044 THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING. 871 00:32:54,075 --> 00:32:56,215 ME TOO. [sniffles] 872 00:32:56,250 --> 00:32:59,360 CAN I SIT DOWN? YOU SURE? 873 00:33:02,256 --> 00:33:05,186 OH, BOY. 874 00:33:05,224 --> 00:33:07,094 OH, DEAR. 875 00:33:07,123 --> 00:33:08,543 THIS ISN'T ABOUT MY HEART CONDITION, 876 00:33:08,572 --> 00:33:09,782 IS IT? 877 00:33:13,543 --> 00:33:15,063 I'M PREGNANT. 878 00:33:19,238 --> 00:33:20,618 ARE YOU DISAPPOINTED IN ME? 879 00:33:20,653 --> 00:33:24,353 OH, BABY, NO. 880 00:33:24,381 --> 00:33:28,111 AMBER... [laughs] 881 00:33:28,144 --> 00:33:30,014 OH, SWEETHEART. 882 00:33:32,182 --> 00:33:36,322 IT'S INCREDIBLE. IT'S WONDERFUL. 883 00:33:38,533 --> 00:33:40,573 IT'S THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING IN THE WORLD. 884 00:33:40,604 --> 00:33:43,574 YOU GET TO HOLD YOUR... YOUR CHILD. 885 00:33:46,817 --> 00:33:50,787 IT'S MAGIC. 886 00:33:50,821 --> 00:33:53,721 I'M GONNA BE A GREAT-GRANDDAD. 887 00:33:53,755 --> 00:33:57,275 [both laughing] 888 00:33:57,311 --> 00:33:59,211 I'M GONNA BE A MOM, 889 00:33:59,244 --> 00:34:02,214 WHICH IS CRAZY. 890 00:34:04,145 --> 00:34:08,525 - SHOULD SOMEBODY GO OUT THERE? - NO, NO. LET HIM BE. 891 00:34:10,841 --> 00:34:13,571 - HEY. - GRANDPA'S BACK. 892 00:34:13,603 --> 00:34:15,713 - HI. - WANT SOME...FRUIT TART? 893 00:34:15,743 --> 00:34:17,883 - UH, I'M GONNA... - [laughs] OKAY. 894 00:34:17,917 --> 00:34:19,087 - I'LL TELL YOU LATER. 895 00:34:19,126 --> 00:34:20,156 - DAD. - HI. 896 00:34:20,196 --> 00:34:21,886 JUST TRY A SLICE OF FRUIT TART. 897 00:34:21,921 --> 00:34:23,481 IT'S A MARTHA STEWART RECIPE. 898 00:34:23,509 --> 00:34:25,439 SHE PROMISED ME YOU WOULDN'T EVEN MISS THE GLUTEN. 899 00:34:25,477 --> 00:34:29,757 OH! OH, MY GOD. THAT TASTES VILE. 900 00:34:29,791 --> 00:34:31,521 YEAH, THAT'S, LIKE, BLAND-VILLE. 901 00:34:31,552 --> 00:34:33,762 - DOES IT REALLY? - WHAT STORE DID THIS COME FROM? YOU BOUGHT IT? 902 00:34:33,795 --> 00:34:35,755 - NO, NO. - I MADE IT. 903 00:34:35,797 --> 00:34:37,347 HOW COME UNCLE CROSBY'S ALLOWED TO SAY IT, AND I'M NOT? 904 00:34:37,385 --> 00:34:39,145 BECAUSE YOU WANT TO BE MATURE. 905 00:34:39,180 --> 00:34:40,150 I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY WHAT GLUTEN IS, 906 00:34:40,181 --> 00:34:42,531 BUT I WOULD LIKE MARTHA TO KNOW I DO MISS IT. 907 00:34:42,563 --> 00:34:45,263 IT'S REALLY NOT, YOU KNOW, THAT BAD. 908 00:34:45,290 --> 00:34:46,290 KIND OF-- 909 00:34:46,325 --> 00:34:47,735 [both laughing] 910 00:34:47,775 --> 00:34:49,395 I'M SORRY. 911 00:34:49,432 --> 00:34:51,232 STOP LYING TO ME. 912 00:34:51,261 --> 00:34:52,921 [Zeek laughing] OKAY... 913 00:34:52,952 --> 00:34:54,642 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN HEARD YOUR BIRTHDAY SONG YET. 914 00:34:54,678 --> 00:34:55,778 A BIRTHDAY SONG? 915 00:34:55,817 --> 00:34:57,647 I GET A BIRTHDAY SONG? HERE. 916 00:34:57,681 --> 00:34:59,341 THANK YOU FOR EATING IT. 917 00:34:59,373 --> 00:35:00,723 LET ME HEAR IT. 918 00:35:00,753 --> 00:35:03,723 BRAVERMAN ORIGINAL PRODUCTION HERE. 919 00:35:03,756 --> 00:35:06,726 ♪ I CAN CHANGE THE WORLD 920 00:35:06,759 --> 00:35:10,559 ♪ WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS 921 00:35:10,591 --> 00:35:11,831 WHO'S SINGING THIS? 922 00:35:11,868 --> 00:35:14,628 THIS IS US. UNCLE CROSBY HELPED US MAKE IT. 923 00:35:14,664 --> 00:35:15,944 - DO YOU LIKE IT, GRANDPA? - DO I LIKE IT? 924 00:35:15,975 --> 00:35:17,485 I LOVE IT. 925 00:35:17,529 --> 00:35:19,699 GOOD. 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA DO IT AGAIN WHEN YOU TURN 80. 926 00:35:19,738 --> 00:35:21,768 DAD SAID WE COULD USE A REAL BAND THEN. 927 00:35:21,809 --> 00:35:25,359 THAT'LL BE FUN. I CAN SELL THE CDs AT SAFEWAY. 928 00:35:25,399 --> 00:35:26,369 COME ON. THERE IT IS. 929 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,780 YEAH! GET IT, ZEEK! 930 00:35:28,816 --> 00:35:31,716 ♪ 931 00:35:31,750 --> 00:35:34,480 [singing fades] 932 00:35:34,511 --> 00:35:37,481 [whimsical acoustic guitar] 933 00:35:37,514 --> 00:35:44,524 ♪ 934 00:36:05,439 --> 00:36:07,509 HI. 935 00:36:07,544 --> 00:36:08,684 SERIOUSLY, IT DOESN'T FREAK YOU 936 00:36:08,718 --> 00:36:09,998 OUT WHEN PEOPLE JUST SHOW UP IN YOUR DOORWAY? 937 00:36:10,029 --> 00:36:12,889 GOD, MOM, IT'S REALLY LATE 938 00:36:12,929 --> 00:36:15,619 FOR ANOTHER BIG DISCUSSION, ISN'T IT? 939 00:36:15,656 --> 00:36:17,376 I'M KIND OF TIRED. 940 00:36:17,416 --> 00:36:19,966 - ARE YOU FEELING OKAY? - YEAH. 941 00:36:20,005 --> 00:36:22,485 WHAT'S GOING ON? 942 00:36:22,525 --> 00:36:26,595 I JUST WANTED TO SHOW YOU SOME... 943 00:36:26,632 --> 00:36:28,882 PICTURES I WAS GOING THROUGH. 944 00:36:31,879 --> 00:36:32,849 WHO IS THAT? 945 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:36,020 WHO IS THAT? 946 00:36:36,055 --> 00:36:39,775 HELLO! IT'S THIS LADY, MEMBER OF THE STRIPE CLUB. 947 00:36:39,818 --> 00:36:42,988 OH, NO. LOOK AT THE THIGHS. 948 00:36:43,028 --> 00:36:44,958 I'M SORRY I PUT YOU IN RUFFLES. 949 00:36:44,995 --> 00:36:46,685 I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE HAIRCUT. 950 00:36:46,721 --> 00:36:47,931 - IT WAS THE '90s. - WE DIDN'T HAVE A LOT OF MONEY. 951 00:36:47,964 --> 00:36:48,974 WHAT WAS I GONNA DO? 952 00:36:48,999 --> 00:36:51,279 - LOOK. - OHH! 953 00:36:51,312 --> 00:36:52,622 DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR LINE FROM THE PLAY 954 00:36:52,658 --> 00:36:54,758 WHERE YOU PLAYED A MAPLE LEAF? 955 00:36:54,798 --> 00:36:56,698 - MM-MM. - YOU DIDN'T THAT NIGHT EITHER. 956 00:36:56,731 --> 00:36:58,771 OOH. [laughs] 957 00:36:58,802 --> 00:37:00,942 - "IT'S AUTUMN." - THAT WAS IT? 958 00:37:00,977 --> 00:37:03,567 YEAH. 959 00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,950 I FORGET WHAT MADE YOU LAUGH THAT HARD. 960 00:37:05,982 --> 00:37:08,232 YOU WERE LAUGHING SO HARD. 961 00:37:10,504 --> 00:37:12,514 LOOK AT THAT LITTLE CUTIE. 962 00:37:14,508 --> 00:37:15,788 MOM. 963 00:37:18,443 --> 00:37:20,793 I REALIZED... 964 00:37:20,824 --> 00:37:24,354 I FORGOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT ALL THE GOOD STUFF. 965 00:37:28,315 --> 00:37:29,135 I'M SO SCARED. 966 00:37:29,177 --> 00:37:34,287 I KNOW. ME TOO. WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY. 967 00:37:34,321 --> 00:37:35,361 YEAH? 968 00:37:35,391 --> 00:37:38,261 YEAH. WE'RE GONNA BE OKAY. 969 00:37:43,606 --> 00:37:44,746 THERE'S A LOT OF FOOD LEFTOVER. 970 00:37:44,779 --> 00:37:47,849 THERE'S A LOT OF FOOD. AND BEAN DIP. 971 00:37:47,886 --> 00:37:50,956 I DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT I BOUGHT BEAN DIP. 972 00:37:50,992 --> 00:37:52,412 THANK YOU. 973 00:37:52,442 --> 00:37:53,892 BUT IT WAS A GOOD PARTY. YOU DID GREAT. 974 00:37:53,926 --> 00:37:56,306 OH, YEAH, GREAT PARTY. 975 00:37:56,343 --> 00:37:58,003 HONEY, IT WAS A GOOD PARTY. 976 00:38:01,520 --> 00:38:03,320 I WAS GONNA WAIT TILL TOMORROW TO TELL YOU, 977 00:38:03,350 --> 00:38:06,800 BUT I, UH, GOT A CALL FROM EDGAR'S MOM. 978 00:38:06,836 --> 00:38:08,416 ALL RIGHT, LAY IT ON ME. 979 00:38:08,458 --> 00:38:11,498 AND SHE SAID THAT EDGAR ACTUALLY CAME HOME FROM SCHOOL 980 00:38:11,530 --> 00:38:13,500 AND TOLD HER EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED. 981 00:38:13,532 --> 00:38:15,882 - TIME FOR ME TO LAWYER UP? - NO. 982 00:38:15,914 --> 00:38:18,994 SHE ACTUALLY--SHE'S THRILLED. 983 00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:20,990 - REALLY? - I KNOW. 984 00:38:21,022 --> 00:38:23,612 IT'S CRAZY, BECAUSE OUR LITTLE PLAN WORKED. 985 00:38:23,646 --> 00:38:25,336 HE HAD A GOOD TIME. 986 00:38:25,372 --> 00:38:28,102 HE CAME HOME AND TOLD HER ABOUT THIS PIECE 987 00:38:28,133 --> 00:38:29,623 OF CHICKEN THAT HE WAS COOKING. 988 00:38:29,652 --> 00:38:32,102 AND HE WAS SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS PIECE OF CHICKEN. 989 00:38:32,137 --> 00:38:33,237 HE KEPT SAYING, "IT'S MY PIECE OF CHICKEN. 990 00:38:33,276 --> 00:38:35,866 AND ADAM TAUGHT ME HOW TO COOK THIS PIECE OF CHICKEN." 991 00:38:35,899 --> 00:38:39,559 AND SHE JUST FELT VERY GRATEFUL TO US, 992 00:38:39,593 --> 00:38:42,423 BECAUSE IT WAS THE FIRST TIME, I GUESS, IN A LONG TIME 993 00:38:42,458 --> 00:38:47,568 THAT SHE ACTUALLY SAW SOMETHING IN HIM THAT GAVE HER SOME HOPE. 994 00:38:47,601 --> 00:38:48,981 - GOOD. - YEAH. 995 00:38:49,016 --> 00:38:51,466 WOW. WELL, WE GOT LUCKY. 996 00:38:51,501 --> 00:38:55,611 AND SHE THINKS THAT YOU ARE A GENIUS. 997 00:38:55,643 --> 00:38:56,823 WELL, I DON'T THINK I'M A GENIUS. 998 00:38:56,851 --> 00:38:58,131 NO, SHE SAID THAT. SHE SAID... 999 00:38:58,163 --> 00:38:59,923 - KRISTINA...I'LL TAKE IT! - WHOEVER THOUGHT OF 1000 00:38:59,958 --> 00:39:01,058 BRINGING IN A "KEWL-INARY" ARTS-- 1001 00:39:01,097 --> 00:39:02,167 THERE YOU GO. 1002 00:39:02,201 --> 00:39:03,761 - NO, SHE SAID THAT. - KEWLINARY. 1003 00:39:03,789 --> 00:39:05,409 - IT'S STILL "CULINARY." - IT'S NOT CULINARY. 1004 00:39:05,446 --> 00:39:08,416 A KEWLINARY ART FORM IS NOTHING SHORT OF GENIUS. 1005 00:39:08,449 --> 00:39:10,659 - IT'S PRETTY "KEWL." - "KEWL"? 1006 00:39:10,693 --> 00:39:12,873 YEAH. 1007 00:39:12,902 --> 00:39:15,562 OH, MAN. 1008 00:39:15,594 --> 00:39:17,564 THIS IS THE BEST NEWS I'VE HAD ALL DAY. 1009 00:39:17,596 --> 00:39:20,186 YES, IT IS. YOU DID A REALLY GOOD THING. 1010 00:39:20,219 --> 00:39:23,049 [Conor Oberst's Night At Lake Unknown plays] 1011 00:39:23,084 --> 00:39:27,814 ♪ 1012 00:39:27,848 --> 00:39:33,678 ♪ IT DON'T TAKE MUCH IMAGINATION ♪ 1013 00:39:33,716 --> 00:39:37,616 ♪ TO SEE THE PICTURE FRAME 1014 00:39:39,963 --> 00:39:45,523 ♪ WHEN I CAN'T SLEEP MY MIND IS A CIRCLE ♪ 1015 00:39:45,555 --> 00:39:47,415 ♪ I WATCH THE CEILING 1016 00:39:47,454 --> 00:39:49,844 HEY, IT'S ME. ARE YOU UP? 1017 00:39:49,870 --> 00:39:52,600 YEAH. 1018 00:39:52,631 --> 00:39:55,081 WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH SYD? 1019 00:39:55,116 --> 00:39:59,116 YEAH, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 1020 00:39:59,155 --> 00:40:04,225 YEAH, ME NEITHER. 1021 00:40:04,263 --> 00:40:06,233 ♪ WHEN I LOST MYSELF 1022 00:40:06,265 --> 00:40:09,985 ♪ I LOST YOU BY EXTENSION 1023 00:40:10,028 --> 00:40:11,688 ♪ I DON'T KNOW WHO 1024 00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:13,719 YOU STILL THERE? 1025 00:40:13,756 --> 00:40:16,066 I'M STILL HERE. 1026 00:40:16,103 --> 00:40:18,593 ♪ YOUR SILLY DREAMS 1027 00:40:18,623 --> 00:40:22,073 ♪ AREN'T WORTH A MENTION 1028 00:40:22,109 --> 00:40:26,179 ♪ BUT THEY KEEP COLLECTING IN MY BRAIN ♪ 1029 00:40:28,633 --> 00:40:32,883 HEY, HONEY. HOW COME YOU'RE STILL UP? 1030 00:40:32,913 --> 00:40:36,573 WELL, I'M ENJOYING THE LAST FEW MINUTES OF MY BIRTHDAY. 1031 00:40:36,606 --> 00:40:37,876 OH, I SEE. 1032 00:40:37,918 --> 00:40:39,508 [both chuckle] 1033 00:40:41,508 --> 00:40:43,718 ♪ WHEN I BREAK MY HEART, I KNOW ♪ 1034 00:40:43,751 --> 00:40:47,171 SIT DOWN A SECOND. 1035 00:40:47,203 --> 00:40:50,003 ♪ I JUST WISH THAT KEPT ME ALIVE ♪ 1036 00:40:50,033 --> 00:40:52,283 - UH-OH. - YEAH. 1037 00:40:52,311 --> 00:40:55,181 WELL, I HEARD SOME-- I HEARD SOME BIG NEWS TONIGHT, 1038 00:40:55,211 --> 00:40:58,111 AND I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S A SECRET. 1039 00:40:58,145 --> 00:40:59,865 WHAT IS IT? 1040 00:40:59,905 --> 00:41:02,835 I SAID I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S A SECRET. 1041 00:41:02,874 --> 00:41:05,194 OH, COME ON. WE DON'T KEEP SECRETS. 1042 00:41:08,707 --> 00:41:09,947 AMBER'S PREGNANT. 1043 00:41:11,883 --> 00:41:14,093 WHAT? 1044 00:41:17,578 --> 00:41:19,198 WOW. 1045 00:41:19,235 --> 00:41:21,505 WAIT A MINUTE. 1046 00:41:21,548 --> 00:41:24,828 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. AMBER CAN'T BE PREGNANT. 1047 00:41:24,861 --> 00:41:27,041 SARAH WAS JUST PREGNANT WITH AMBER. 1048 00:41:29,072 --> 00:41:31,042 GREAT-GRANDPARENTS. 1049 00:41:31,074 --> 00:41:34,084 - YEAH. - GREAT-GRANDPARENTS? 1050 00:41:34,112 --> 00:41:36,982 RIGHT. 1051 00:41:37,011 --> 00:41:39,151 YEAH. 1052 00:41:39,186 --> 00:41:42,256 ♪ SEE IT ALL FOR WHAT IT IS ♪ 1053 00:41:45,261 --> 00:41:49,751 ♪ MOST ANYTHING CAN BE FORGIVEN ♪ 1054 00:41:49,783 --> 00:41:52,103 I'M GONNA HAVE THE SURGERY, MILLIE. 1055 00:41:52,130 --> 00:41:56,170 ♪ WITH WHAT IS LEFT WE'LL HAVE TO LIVE ♪ 1056 00:41:56,203 --> 00:41:57,863 - OF COURSE. - YEAH. 1057 00:41:57,894 --> 00:41:59,974 ♪ WITH WHAT IS LEFT, WE'LL HAVE TO LIVE ♪ 1058 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,350 - GOOD. - YEAH. 1059 00:42:03,382 --> 00:42:05,322 GOOD. 1060 00:42:43,871 --> 00:42:44,941 [dog barks]