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我不想回去

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前情提要…

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-你想要我留下嗎？
-對

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要是我太太還活著

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她要我帶她去義大利的話

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我就會買兩張頭等艙的票
馬上帶她去機場

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我在唸這本書給麥斯聽，忽然覺得

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我不是在唸故事給孩子聽了，我在看自己的故事！

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我在想我們應該試著去找婚姻諮詢

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我不想找婚姻諮詢

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因為婚姻根本不是問題

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問題是妳

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我知道如果讓孩子走掉

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而不說再見

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妳一輩子都會後悔

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要是你了解其中之美

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我永遠無法描述之美

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這喜悅讓人心神徜徉

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是我最大的福氣

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孤獨

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孤獨

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孤獨

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孤獨

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嘿！炒蛋跟培根，誰要培根？

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-我要培根
-妳要培根？

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要培根嗎？

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爸爸呢？

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爸今天很早要去工作，所以…

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可是今天要報名長程慢跑

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-我可以幫你報名
-不，妳不行

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爸跟維克要跟郊狼隊一起跑

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一定要本人報名

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才可以拿到官方的背心號碼

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-好，那…
-他可能忘記了

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他沒忘記！

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我會去報名

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我會確定幫爸拿到正式的號碼

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-不，妳不行
-我行…

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我知道規定，媽

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-嘿！
-爸？

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-媽說你要很早去工作
-嘿

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我們以為你忘了長程慢跑的事

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我不會忘記的，不可能

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我去買甜甜圈了，小鬼

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-我要波士頓奶油的！
-我要波士頓奶油！

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-波士頓奶油？有很多…
-不，那個是我的

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-…波士頓可以吃
-那個是我的

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-那個是我的！
-我先看到的！這個

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-我不管！
-我要拿去桌上

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這樣不公平？為什麼不給我？

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-我先拿到的
-那個是我要的

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不，妳去拿妳的盤子

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好了！

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-是我的！
-去拿妳的盤子！

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-嗨？
-嘿！

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-漢克！
-嘿

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很高興見到你，你怎麼來了？

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對，我在店裡看到這個…

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-我以前拍的巴布迪倫
-是嗎？

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哇！

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你拍的嗎？

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對

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對，是很久以前拍的

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哇，拍得真好

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我在想，你可以掛在這

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在錄音室裡，這是它該在的地方

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我們當然可以掛，非常謝謝你

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你真慷慨

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這沒什麼，小事一樁

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你知道，我在這裡時

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莎拉告訴我麥斯要去

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看這位有名的阿斯伯格綜合症醫生

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對，佩利坎醫生

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對，你手邊有他的電話嗎？

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為什麼？麥斯怎麼了嗎？

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不，不是！

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麥斯很好，他都很好

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-好
-對

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不，是另外的事情

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好

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你要我直接把他的聯絡資料給你嗎？

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你可以寫下來

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好，那好

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我幫你寫下來

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天哪

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我不敢相信你居然還留著模擬國會的T恤

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我對於參選模擬國會議員感到驕傲

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什麼？

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謝謝，我來折

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-小子，我想…
-小心不要…

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…該是時候，把你九年級的光榮事蹟

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丟進垃圾桶了吧

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我不得不同意波托的話，親愛的

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我覺得被騷擾

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但還是很驕傲

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是我媽

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嘿！媽！

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對

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對，是在下雪

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這裡冷死了

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你女朋友告訴她父母

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她沒回塔夫茲大學？

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不，還沒有

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小子，這很詭異

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已經兩個禮拜了

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她要留多久？

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我不知道

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我們還在想

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對！

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甜蜜的家庭

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感覺如何？

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不！等一下

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等一下

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讓我來

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嘿

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你真的很想我啊

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那還用說？

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我也很想你

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歡迎回家，甜心

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一切如舊

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這個…

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裡面有一點不同

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驚喜！

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歡迎回家！

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妳好漂亮，媽

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愛妳

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歡迎回來，我們很想妳

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嘿！

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對，哇！

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嘿！

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-嘿，安珀甜心
-妳好嗎？

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-外公告訴我的
-媽，她很好

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-對，沒事的
-什麼？

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媽，沒事的

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妳有給我們帶禮物嗎？

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-有嗎？
-有！

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糖果給孩子們！

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不，好吧

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-耶！
-悉德

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嘿！晚餐後才可以吃

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-那是飯後甜點，好嗎？
-好，我知道了

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這樣，我現在吃四個

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-晚餐後再吃四個
-你會嗎？謝謝

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-聽我說
-那是條件

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-不，這條件很好
-就放在那就好

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哇

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我要！

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回家很好吧？

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很好

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天哪

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嘿！麥斯，好，等一下

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為人父母

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嘿！亞當，克羅斯比，是安珀

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我早上起來，咳嗽很嚴重，感冒了

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我想我要休息兩天

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我會再打來，跟妳說我怎樣了

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好，再聯絡，再見

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人生可以讓你屈膝

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你努力，你呼吸，終於能夠呼吸

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好

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嘿

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安珀打來說她生病了

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不，我希望她沒事

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對，我也希望

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你覺得怎樣？

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妳要把它掛在那裡嗎？

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對，你媽花了那麼大的力氣

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-嘿，我忘了說了
-很可愛

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漢克前兩天過來錄音室

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給我這張他拍的巴布迪倫

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那真好

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-對，那不是…
-真好

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…但我要跟妳說的是

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然後他就跟我要佩利坎醫生的電話

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好，麥斯怎樣了嗎？

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不，我也是這樣問他

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但他卻說“是另外的事”

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-另外的事
-對

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-你現在才跟我說
-我猜所謂的另外的事

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就是他，對吧？

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-漢克？
-嘿！等一下

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-什麼？
-你覺得他有…

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-什麼？
-我不知道

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他是有點古怪

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他非常古怪

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-對吧？
-社交技巧拙劣

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-他很專注
-他…

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他會跟麥斯講照相機鏡頭講上幾小時

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-好幾個小時
-講曝光講幾個小時

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-相機講幾個小時
-好幾個小時

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對，我知道

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-但不表示他就是…
-只喜歡蟲

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不，但我忍不住要想

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如果他真的是，那也許麥斯可以變成像他那樣

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那也不太差

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對，不太差

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漢克有自己的生意

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-他也交過女朋友
-對

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-失敗的戀愛
-但至少有過

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他有過，跟你妹妹

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-對…
-那還好

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他有個女兒

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-他有個女兒
-對吧？

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-對！
-對嗎？

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但他們不合

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他是父親，至少有個女兒

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-是有個女兒
-哇，妳想想

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麥斯的前途無量呢

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所以呢？

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-我們要…
-什麼？

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希望他有阿斯伯格綜合症？

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不

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不，當然不是，也許在某種程度上

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是很難相信的

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那會很好

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哇

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對

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漢克？

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-嘿！
-嗨

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你找不到地方掛嗎？

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不！不是，我很喜歡

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我只是想要加個框

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你想要我把它框起來？

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對

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我想要付錢

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-好吧
-但是，我想也許紅色

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會很大膽，很有趣

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不，那太糟糕了

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這個選擇太爛了，紅色

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要簡單一點，黑色

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保持簡單

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對，你知道嗎？

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-我想那樣可能是對的
-對

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還好我來找你

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好吧，我手邊還有幾件事

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我想今晚晚一點可以給你，如果可以的話

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可以，那很快，太好了

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好，我等下來做

239
00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:15,276
好

240
00:10:17,367 --> 00:10:18,487
嘿，漢克

241
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既然我在這

242
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你不會剛好會玩撲克吧？

243
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,668
對，我會玩撲克

244
00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:41,059
-喂？
-嗨，妳還好嗎？

245
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,931
亞當舅舅說妳不舒服

246
00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:44,808
所以，我幫妳做了雞湯

247
00:10:44,895 --> 00:10:47,265
噢！我現在不在家

248
00:10:47,356 --> 00:10:48,686
我知道妳不在家

249
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因為我站在妳家門口

250
00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,777
手上提著雞湯，妳在哪？

251
00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:54,531
我在藥房

252
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,818
我只是去買藥

253
00:10:56,907 --> 00:10:58,117
所以也許我可以…

254
00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,910
好吧

255
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,617
我該在這等一下還是…

256
00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:06,875
我不在藥房，媽

257
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,250
安珀，怎麼了？

258
00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:12,797
我不知道，我開車到處亂逛

259
00:11:12,881 --> 00:11:15,221
我現在在海邊

260
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,470
親愛的，在哪？

261
00:11:16,551 --> 00:11:17,721
妳說“開車到處逛”是什麼意思？

262
00:11:17,803 --> 00:11:19,723
我不知道，媽

263
00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:21,635
我很擔心妳

264
00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:23,563
妳不該出去開車亂逛

265
00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:25,062
我們在哪裡見面吧

266
00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:26,773
一起喝個湯什麼的

267
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,613
我不知道，媽

268
00:11:28,688 --> 00:11:30,978
我現在只想自己一個人獨處

269
00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,396
安珀，我只是很擔心妳

270
00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,494
要是妳心情不好，妳不該開車…

271
00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:35,699
我會平安的，我保證，好嗎？

272
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,279
妳聽起來很不好

273
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,744
這讓我非常擔心

274
00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:40,284
-回家吧
-我必須這樣，好嗎？

275
00:11:41,034 --> 00:11:42,044
但我會再打給妳

276
00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:44,959
我一小時候再打給妳

277
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:54,974
小孩都睡著了

278
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:57,838
他們很高興你今晚在家，陪他們入睡

279
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,935
我們就不討論了嗎？

280
00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:16,612
討論什麼？

281
00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,164
你那晚在哪過夜？

282
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,332
妳是認真的嗎？

283
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:25,000
我有權知道你在哪過夜

284
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:27,458
妳知道，這個爛攤子不是我造成的，茱莉亞

285
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:28,709
不是我造成的

286
00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:33,667
好，我…

287
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,338
相信我，我也希望可以回家

288
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,973
我希望我做了不同的事

289
00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:40,429
但我不僅沒有回家而已

290
00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:46,847
我去了拖車

291
00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:49,563
我喝醉了，醉死了

292
00:12:52,647 --> 00:12:54,437
我們在幹嘛？

293
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:59,650
我們在幹嘛？

294
00:12:59,946 --> 00:13:02,486
我不知道

295
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:04,236
我知道我在幹嘛

296
00:13:07,329 --> 00:13:09,659
我早上八點要跟佩特開會

297
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:10,869
討論基本的事項

298
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:14,167
下午四點，我要跟維克一起練習長程慢跑

299
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:15,882
還有，這很好

300
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,342
跟妳兄弟打撲克牌，明天晚上

301
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:18,672
-你不必那樣
-我不必去嗎？

302
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,087
那麻煩就大了

303
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:21,335
那布雷弗曼熱線

304
00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:24,256
就要響個不停了

305
00:13:24,346 --> 00:13:26,806
他們已經在傳一大堆我們的八卦了

306
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,602
我不知道，茱莉亞

307
00:13:30,685 --> 00:13:32,685
我不知道我們要拿我們的人生怎麼辦

308
00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,401
我只是…

309
00:13:35,357 --> 00:13:38,067
我只是得過我自己的生活

310
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,710
天哪！妳好早起床

311
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,709
十點了

312
00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,011
對

313
00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:01,929
好，那，我們今天要幹嘛？

314
00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:06,005
我旅行時碰到的一個女孩子跟我聯絡

315
00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:08,966
她在現代美術館，看路西連弗洛依德展

316
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:11,637
我知道時機不巧，但她只在這裡一個晚上

317
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:14,726
然後反正我也想要看展覽，所以…

318
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:17,864
如果你不反對的話

319
00:14:18,650 --> 00:14:20,990
當然啦，我在這也有事要做

320
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:21,989
沒問題的，對

321
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:23,410
我晚餐前就會回來

322
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,700
我會燒點好吃的東西

323
00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,578
好，好好玩吧

324
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,698
好，謝謝你體諒我

325
00:14:30,787 --> 00:14:32,577
-對，好
-好吧

326
00:14:33,832 --> 00:14:35,832
再見，開心點

327
00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,924
所以，我就一直是這樣

328
00:14:43,008 --> 00:14:45,678
從我有記憶開始

329
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,135
大概五、六歲吧

330
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,722
我就決定說

331
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:52,096
蔬菜一定要放在盤子的左側

332
00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:55,313
東西就一定是要某種樣子的

333
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,015
不然我就會抓狂

334
00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,066
但是我慢慢變好了

335
00:15:00,150 --> 00:15:01,320
這些年來

336
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,031
我變好了

337
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:05,161
我是說，我還是…

338
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,822
我基本上只有兩個檔

339
00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,447
我可以完全關機

340
00:15:11,161 --> 00:15:12,911
或是全力以赴

341
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:15,246
可以說是“不屈不撓”

342
00:15:15,332 --> 00:15:18,082
我前妻以前是這麼說我的

343
00:15:19,085 --> 00:15:21,545
後來她就叫我“鬥牛犬”

344
00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:24,259
或是“蠻牛”

345
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:28,968
或是更糟糕的話，你知道的

346
00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:30,346
但是，嘿

347
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,100
我想很多人

348
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:34,182
都會用難聽的話講自己的前夫

349
00:15:34,267 --> 00:15:35,347
對，是會這樣，對

350
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:36,515
但反正，所以我…

351
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,653
亞當給我一本講阿斯伯格綜合症的書

352
00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,020
我忽然靈光一閃

353
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:42,859
對，我是說，我不想有阿斯伯格綜合症

354
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:45,402
你知道嗎？得了吧，只是…

355
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,532
反正我就做了檢測，線上的檢測

356
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:49,615
你沒跟我說你做了檢測

357
00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:50,949
你如何…你的分數如何？

358
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:52,294
對，我沒跟你說嗎？對，我說了

359
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:53,409
我的分數…

360
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:54,575
很高

361
00:15:54,663 --> 00:15:55,663
四十…

362
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:56,872
二

363
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:58,576
四十二多一點

364
00:15:58,667 --> 00:15:59,957
差不多那樣，但那是線上的檢測

365
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,093
能有多準確？

366
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,379
有可能很準確

367
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,093
你覺得這些行為

368
00:16:06,174 --> 00:16:07,264
影響到你生活的其他層面嗎？

369
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:09,472
除了跟你前妻的關係之外？

370
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:11,102
這個

371
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,679
我有很成功的事業

372
00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,024
我…

373
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:15,679
我去年得縮編

374
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:18,307
但那是因為我搬去明尼蘇達州陪女兒

375
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,232
對，那沒成功

376
00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:28,201
我猜我跟我女兒露比

377
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,195
關係可以更好一點

378
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,827
我想要知道是否有原因

379
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,583
讓我跟人生中我最在乎的人

380
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:44,093
總是搞得一團糟

381
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:47,881
你知道

382
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:50,388
如果我知道了，那也許…

383
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:53,256
也許我就不會再搞砸了

384
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:57,226
也許我可以改變

385
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:05,687
阿斯伯格綜合症是神經的問題

386
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,396
有時知道自己有病

387
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,526
不僅是一種解脫

388
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,782
也是找到一條新的路，可以運用工具

389
00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:14,365
讓人際關係更健康…

390
00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:15,701
-對，所以…
-…往前走

391
00:17:15,785 --> 00:17:17,945
你是說，所以你是說我有

392
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,617
我沒辦法在一小時內知道

393
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:22,254
我得多花點時間跟你相處

394
00:17:22,333 --> 00:17:23,673
我會讓你做一些檢測

395
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:26,842
我知道你有很多方法那些

396
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:28,421
但我不要花幾千塊錢

397
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:30,876
我只是…你不能就…

398
00:17:30,967 --> 00:17:32,337
就大概評估一下嗎？

399
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:35,597
像是給我…你直覺反應是什麼？

400
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:39,765
我的直覺…

401
00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,730
…這是要跳球的

402
00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:47,944
這個光譜很寬

403
00:17:48,026 --> 00:17:49,026
我不能百分百告訴你

404
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,400
你一定有阿斯伯格綜合症

405
00:17:50,487 --> 00:17:52,357
我懂，我知道

406
00:17:52,447 --> 00:17:54,117
我知道跳球的意思

407
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:56,699
我不是很典型的阿斯伯格綜合症

408
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:58,914
對，我懂

409
00:17:58,995 --> 00:18:00,455
你不能說我有，然後…

410
00:18:00,538 --> 00:18:02,788
也不能跟我說我沒有

411
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:04,084
對

412
00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:15,469
德魯！

413
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:16,813
-德魯，等一下！
-嘿

414
00:18:16,888 --> 00:18:18,638
你在跑…

415
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:19,813
-不，我沒有
-…跑著躲開我

416
00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:20,891
有，你有

417
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,515
開什麼玩笑？教授都還沒講完

418
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:23,979
-今晚的細節
-我知道，我…

419
00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:25,102
你就已經半個人都在門外了

420
00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:26,398
我筆記忘了帶，所以…

421
00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:27,941
是有高中女朋友

422
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,194
藏在你宿舍裡嗎？

423
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:32,649
我告訴你過，我不想要談戀愛

424
00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:34,157
所以你跟我在一起不用覺得尷尬

425
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:35,869
我跟妳在一起沒覺得尷尬

426
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,329
好，很好

427
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,494
因為我想你

428
00:18:40,537 --> 00:18:41,697
我也想妳

429
00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:45,577
所以我們今晚九點碰面嗎？

430
00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:48,291
-去搭巴士‵
-什麼？…

431
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,128
棕熊公園，你今晚不去健行嗎？

432
00:18:50,213 --> 00:18:51,923
我還沒決定，一定要去嗎？

433
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:54,875
德魯

434
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:58,218
今晚地球要跟一顆彗星交會

435
00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,394
是嗎？

436
00:18:59,681 --> 00:19:00,681
對，我也不大懂到底是怎樣

437
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,095
-對，我也不懂
-我科學學得很爛

438
00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:03,943
-但我知道…
-我很高興妳也不懂

439
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:07,228
對，也會有很棒的流星雨

440
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:09,823
我從沒看過，你看過嗎？

441
00:19:11,776 --> 00:19:14,486
沒有，不過每年都會發生

442
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,778
好，沒關係

443
00:19:17,866 --> 00:19:19,116
那你就去洗衣服吧

444
00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,540
跟你高中女朋友一起，我懂

445
00:19:23,580 --> 00:19:24,790
對，波托有說洗衣服的故事

446
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,423
-對，聽起來是
-但那是很珍貴的…

447
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,709
他不是個忠誠的人，不過…

448
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,634
不是，他只是個大學生

449
00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:31,424
你也是

450
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,511
好了啦

451
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:41,010
你請了漢克？

452
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,467
-對
-莎拉前朋友漢克？

453
00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:43,557
-那個漢克？
-對

454
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:45,601
什麼？我們總是在找人來一起打撲克牌

455
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:47,345
對！正常的人

456
00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:49,057
-那是什麼意思？
-我喜歡漢克

457
00:19:49,147 --> 00:19:51,857
不過我說的是大家都明白的事
別把我當成壞人

458
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:53,151
是什麼事？

459
00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:56,154
他有點古怪

460
00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:58,447
他不跟人眼神接觸，他喃喃自語

461
00:19:58,531 --> 00:20:00,951
他不大會講話

462
00:20:01,034 --> 00:20:02,494
-我們至少不能找那種人
-又不是每個人

463
00:20:02,577 --> 00:20:04,197
都是社交大師，克羅斯比

464
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:07,247
好，我並沒說他要當社交大師

465
00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:09,042
我只是說他可以

466
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,460
不要是怪胎，我們也許可以一起喝個啤酒…

467
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,254
-好了，克羅斯比，我請了他！
-…還有抽個雪茄…

468
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:14,418
-講講黃色笑話
-你老是邀請人來

469
00:20:14,505 --> 00:20:15,875
對，我請的人都懂

470
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:17,625
他懂！他會打撲克！

471
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,587
他要來！就這樣！你就接受吧

472
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,139
哇，嘿！什麼？你在發什麼飆？

473
00:20:22,472 --> 00:20:24,272
他是上天給麥斯的禮物！

474
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:26,179
我認為你可以好心一點

475
00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:28,137
包容跟我們有一點不同的人

476
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,477
就是這樣！我的問題就是這樣！

477
00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:34,534
我覺得自己像一部老引擎

478
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:43,831
失去了我的輪胎

479
00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:53,208
我覺得自己像一部老引擎

480
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:58,416
失去了我的輪胎

481
00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:07,095
一部老引擎

482
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:14,231
失去了我的輪胎

483
00:21:17,652 --> 00:21:22,202
我覺得自己像一部老引擎

484
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:27,157
失去了

485
00:21:28,204 --> 00:21:33,174
我的輪胎

486
00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:41,795
澤克？

487
00:21:41,884 --> 00:21:43,094
-嗨
-親愛的，我回來了

488
00:21:43,177 --> 00:21:45,847
-我在這，嘿
-對不起…

489
00:21:45,930 --> 00:21:49,020
我這麼晚，捷運延誤了

490
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,190
沒關係

491
00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:52,189
玩得開心嗎？

492
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,693
路西連弗洛依德真是太棒了

493
00:21:58,776 --> 00:22:01,736
他的畫作好豐富，層次很多…

494
00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:03,776
很有靈性，很情色

495
00:22:03,865 --> 00:22:06,075
你一定會喜歡

496
00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:08,869
該死，我不知道我們家沒東西吃了

497
00:22:08,953 --> 00:22:10,333
對，沒關係，卡米爾

498
00:22:10,413 --> 00:22:12,253
我可以湊一湊，比方說鮪魚罐頭

499
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:13,331
-不，親愛的，甜心…
-什麼？

500
00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:14,876
我們今晚出去吃

501
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:16,749
我請妳出去吃晚餐

502
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:20,053
我在提瓦利訂了位子

503
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:22,340
提瓦利？

504
00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:25,931
是很貴的餐廳

505
00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:28,969
對，是義大利菜

506
00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:33,983
只有我們兩人

507
00:22:34,437 --> 00:22:35,937
我堅持要去

508
00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:39,609
好

509
00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:42,902
對，妳可以用我的學生證刷進刷出宿舍

510
00:22:42,987 --> 00:22:44,947
要是有什問題，就打給波托…

511
00:22:45,031 --> 00:22:47,531
他可以簽字帶一個訪克進來，等一下，還有…

512
00:22:47,742 --> 00:22:51,582
對，用這個可以吃早餐

513
00:22:51,662 --> 00:22:53,462
-妳就掃描這個…
-好

514
00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:54,539
-食堂
-我有點錢…

515
00:22:54,624 --> 00:22:56,964
-所以我可以買個貝果什麼的
-好吧

516
00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,633
你什麼時候回來？

517
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:00,711
我們要看流星

518
00:23:00,797 --> 00:23:03,667
所以我們會住在旅館，因為很晚了

519
00:23:04,300 --> 00:23:06,260
你要到明天才回來嗎？

520
00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:07,684
對

521
00:23:10,515 --> 00:23:12,265
什麼？有什麼不對嗎？

522
00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:16,649
艾米，我…

523
00:23:18,815 --> 00:23:22,935
我擔心妳，妳知道嗎？妳翹了很多課

524
00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:27,912
我不能回去

525
00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:31,494
塔夫茲大學嗎？妳是什麼意思？

526
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:33,451
我討厭那裡

527
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:36,873
那些女生又勢利又冷淡…

528
00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:40,338
天氣讓人很憂鬱，每個人都很聰明

529
00:23:40,670 --> 00:23:42,050
妳也是

530
00:23:42,213 --> 00:23:45,763
對，沒那麼聰明，我室友對我很壞

531
00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:49,298
對，室友很不好搞，我懂

532
00:23:49,387 --> 00:23:50,597
-我是說，妳看那海報
-可是…

533
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:53,930
你室友至少還跟你說話
我室友根本不跟我打招呼

534
00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:56,016
就好像我這人不存在似的

535
00:23:56,227 --> 00:23:57,807
換室友

536
00:23:59,939 --> 00:24:01,729
你不懂

537
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:07,742
什麼？

538
00:24:09,824 --> 00:24:12,744
我開始感到孤獨，好像…

539
00:24:14,412 --> 00:24:16,622
很恐怖的孤獨

540
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,585
所以妳不回去了嗎？

541
00:24:25,882 --> 00:24:27,882
我沒辦法，沒辦法回去

542
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:34,968
因為只有你能讓我離開那可怕的孤獨

543
00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:41,650
現在只有你對我是有意義的

544
00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,531
你像是我全部的所有

545
00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:59,615
嗨，驚喜！嗨！

546
00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:01,377
-嗨
-怎麼了？

547
00:25:05,338 --> 00:25:07,168
我有個朋友

548
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,013
朋友…

549
00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:11,092
但他吻了我

550
00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:12,969
-然後…
-等一下…

551
00:25:13,054 --> 00:25:15,514
-他吻了妳？
-他吻了我

552
00:25:16,015 --> 00:25:17,975
妳沒吻回去嗎？

553
00:25:18,476 --> 00:25:19,846
我不…

554
00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:26,400
我也許應該早半秒退後離開…

555
00:25:27,026 --> 00:25:28,856
可是我就晚一點才動作

556
00:25:29,028 --> 00:25:33,698
但我無法…這不是…
我們現在連朋友都做不成了，妳懂嗎？

557
00:25:33,783 --> 00:25:35,533
-對
-就只像是…

558
00:25:35,743 --> 00:25:39,253
然後我想到我該跟喬爾說

559
00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:43,251
可是我告訴他之後，他就沒回家

560
00:25:43,334 --> 00:25:45,464
睡在上班的地方，他是這麼說的…

561
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:48,384
-有多久？
-只有一晚

562
00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:49,589
可是…

563
00:25:49,674 --> 00:25:52,934
我不知道，他老闆也是…我不知道

564
00:25:53,010 --> 00:25:54,890
妳是否認識或見過…

565
00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:59,135
-妳覺得他們之間有問題？
-我不…

566
00:25:59,934 --> 00:26:01,274
我希望…

567
00:26:01,978 --> 00:26:04,808
沒有…可是他的反應…

568
00:26:06,023 --> 00:26:07,823
-對我這麼激烈
-茱莉亞，妳知道…

569
00:26:07,900 --> 00:26:11,740
我不知道他是否也在自我調適

570
00:26:11,821 --> 00:26:15,951
妳晚了半秒才退後

571
00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:17,583
他可能有點驚嚇到

572
00:26:17,868 --> 00:26:20,998
但我不認為這是無法修補的

573
00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,420
他聽起來非常生氣

574
00:26:23,499 --> 00:26:25,079
-對
-那也很合理

575
00:26:25,167 --> 00:26:28,247
他需要獨處的時間，那也很合理

576
00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:30,297
我希望妳說對了，那…

577
00:26:30,381 --> 00:26:32,301
-那是我希望的，我只是…
-茱莉亞…

578
00:26:32,383 --> 00:26:34,763
人生都有高潮低潮，人也都會犯錯

579
00:26:34,844 --> 00:26:40,434
我只是無法想像喬爾不原諒我，不懂

580
00:26:40,516 --> 00:26:44,306
因為半秒鐘，你就將失去所有的一切

581
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,935
對，我真心希望妳說對了

582
00:26:49,066 --> 00:26:53,526
我很高興妳這麼說，我只是不想他離開我

583
00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:56,662
誰要離開妳？沒人要離開妳

584
00:26:56,741 --> 00:26:58,281
好吧

585
00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:00,617
-沒有
-好，謝謝，抱我一下

586
00:27:00,703 --> 00:27:01,703
我覺得…

587
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:02,787
妳只是犯了個小錯，就這樣

588
00:27:02,872 --> 00:27:04,462
對，謝謝妳

589
00:27:19,388 --> 00:27:22,308
妳去過唐尼酒吧嗎？

590
00:27:22,516 --> 00:27:24,686
沒，我沒去過唐尼酒吧

591
00:27:24,769 --> 00:27:29,189
我哪都沒去過，我已經告訴你47次了

592
00:27:29,273 --> 00:27:31,443
我幾小時錢才來到這裡，所以…

593
00:27:33,194 --> 00:27:35,364
對，妳得要去唐尼酒吧

594
00:27:35,738 --> 00:27:37,028
-不要
-他們的樂隊很棒…

595
00:27:37,114 --> 00:27:39,244
還有機械牛

596
00:27:39,325 --> 00:27:41,115
-天哪
-對

597
00:27:41,619 --> 00:27:44,999
因為妳跟我，我們可以去那邊…

598
00:27:45,081 --> 00:27:47,921
跳舞還有…騎牛

599
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,170
我想換地方是好主意

600
00:27:51,253 --> 00:27:54,593
我要換到酒吧的另一端

601
00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:57,087
-你可以留在這裡…
-傑森

602
00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:58,256
傑森

603
00:27:58,427 --> 00:27:59,847
很高興認識你

604
00:27:59,929 --> 00:28:02,309
祝你一切都好，好嗎？

605
00:28:03,057 --> 00:28:07,017
來嘛，好像，我買了三杯酒給妳…

606
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:10,150
你買了三杯酒給我是嗎？

607
00:28:10,231 --> 00:28:12,861
所以你覺得我就要跟你做愛？

608
00:28:12,942 --> 00:28:14,192
哇

609
00:28:14,735 --> 00:28:16,525
你覺得我欠你的嗎？

610
00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:18,912
-不
-那麼我們兩人今晚就要墜入愛河嗎？

611
00:28:18,989 --> 00:28:21,159
我是說我們相處挺愉快的嘛，妳知道？

612
00:28:21,242 --> 00:28:24,162
你以為我們相處愉快？這就叫相處愉快？

613
00:28:24,245 --> 00:28:28,165
我覺得比較像是我坐在讓你跟我講話

614
00:28:28,249 --> 00:28:32,709
講一堆我懶得聽的廢話，講了兩小時…

615
00:28:32,795 --> 00:28:35,005
我的感覺是這樣

616
00:28:35,089 --> 00:28:37,679
妳知道嗎？妳是個小賤人對吧？

617
00:28:38,384 --> 00:28:40,764
我是小賤人嗎？

618
00:28:40,845 --> 00:28:42,135
-對
-我是小賤人？

619
00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:43,721
-嘿，喂
-搞什麼鬼！

620
00:28:43,806 --> 00:28:45,266
-誰是小賤人，傑森？
-喂，冷靜點！

621
00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:46,769
看來你才是賤人，對吧？

622
00:28:46,851 --> 00:28:48,141
-傑森，冷靜點
-把她弄出去

623
00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:50,727
-對，傑森，冷靜點
-我想妳該走了

624
00:28:50,813 --> 00:28:53,443
又不是我的錯！我沒在酒吧裡騷擾別人

625
00:28:53,524 --> 00:28:54,694
安珀！

626
00:28:56,402 --> 00:28:57,952
你認識這個女孩？

627
00:28:58,529 --> 00:28:59,489
對，他認識我

628
00:29:00,573 --> 00:29:04,703
沒關係，各位，我要走了
你們大家好好玩

629
00:29:05,035 --> 00:29:06,195
我本來就不該來

630
00:29:06,287 --> 00:29:09,207
嘿，放輕鬆點好嗎，傑森？祝你好運

631
00:29:20,009 --> 00:29:21,719
-嘿，安珀
-別管我

632
00:29:21,802 --> 00:29:22,722
等等，怎麼了？

633
00:29:22,803 --> 00:29:24,723
我只是上了車

634
00:29:24,805 --> 00:29:26,465
我只是想回家

635
00:29:26,557 --> 00:29:27,727
妳不能開車，妳喝醉了

636
00:29:27,808 --> 00:29:30,388
我沒事，我沒醉，別管我

637
00:29:30,478 --> 00:29:33,108
-我只是想要回家
-鑰匙給我

638
00:29:33,189 --> 00:29:35,819
-住手！你不知道…
-鑰匙給我

639
00:29:35,900 --> 00:29:38,240
酒醉駕車，你這笨蛋！

640
00:29:38,319 --> 00:29:40,149
-隨你怎麼想都行…
-不！

641
00:29:40,237 --> 00:29:42,737
我這個父親也許很糟糕，但我不會
讓妳酒後開車

642
00:29:42,823 --> 00:29:46,163
放手！你跟我講喝酒的事，還真諷刺…

643
00:29:46,494 --> 00:29:48,544
-鑰匙給我
-酒駕…就放手，好嗎？

644
00:29:48,621 --> 00:29:52,961
你跟你那愚蠢的舉動，還說是父親

645
00:29:53,042 --> 00:29:55,672
突然間你就想要照顧我啦

646
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,260
你根本不了解我，就…

647
00:29:58,339 --> 00:29:59,839
你就別管

648
00:30:00,216 --> 00:30:01,586
去你的！

649
00:30:01,842 --> 00:30:03,802
你什麼都不懂！

650
00:30:04,929 --> 00:30:06,509
反正就是你的錯，你這大白痴！

651
00:30:06,597 --> 00:30:07,597
我的錯！怎麼是我的錯？

652
00:30:07,681 --> 00:30:10,231
-我根本不知道發崩了什麼事！
-對，就是，是你的錯！

653
00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:12,649
好嗎？因為我未婚夫離開我

654
00:30:13,938 --> 00:30:17,858
我愛他，但他走了，好嗎？

655
00:30:17,942 --> 00:30:19,692
-所以妳生我的氣，因為…
-對

656
00:30:19,777 --> 00:30:21,277
妳以為妳要嫁給像我這樣的人，對嗎？

657
00:30:21,362 --> 00:30:24,032
不，不是那樣的

658
00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:26,124
-那是怎樣？
-是因為…

659
00:30:26,450 --> 00:30:28,370
是因為你…

660
00:30:28,452 --> 00:30:32,582
因為我害怕我像你一樣

661
00:30:33,290 --> 00:30:35,710
我害怕我就是像你…

662
00:30:35,793 --> 00:30:40,463
在這莫名其妙的地方，一個愚蠢的酒吧裡

663
00:30:55,271 --> 00:30:58,941
我站在市政廳裡…

664
00:30:59,316 --> 00:31:01,816
在蒙特普西安諾，我忽然感受到…

665
00:31:02,486 --> 00:31:03,646
那…

666
00:31:04,488 --> 00:31:06,988
世界的壯觀

667
00:31:09,159 --> 00:31:11,039
那神奇的美

668
00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:13,210
壯麗

669
00:31:13,289 --> 00:31:14,919
我知道的這麼少

670
00:31:14,999 --> 00:31:16,919
我想要知道很多

671
00:31:18,002 --> 00:31:20,802
我不知道，這算靈光一閃，對吧？

672
00:31:20,879 --> 00:31:23,799
妳站在那，多美的地方

673
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:25,182
然後同時就…

674
00:31:25,259 --> 00:31:28,049
一下子，妳錯過了安珀跟男友分手

675
00:31:28,137 --> 00:31:30,177
還有克莉絲蒂娜的選舉

676
00:31:30,681 --> 00:31:32,351
那也沒錯

677
00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:34,848
她反應怎樣？選輸了她怎樣？

678
00:31:34,935 --> 00:31:37,895
她美極了，我是說，她就…

679
00:31:38,272 --> 00:31:40,572
-處理的很優雅
-當然

680
00:31:40,649 --> 00:31:42,189
妳知道，她得做點什麼

681
00:31:42,276 --> 00:31:44,236
對，我想你說對了

682
00:31:44,903 --> 00:31:46,613
這也就是出門學會的事之一

683
00:31:46,697 --> 00:31:49,447
你了解到你不在時，生活也都還繼續下去
你根本不被需要

684
00:31:49,533 --> 00:31:51,163
別這樣

685
00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:53,827
親愛的，我們都需要妳

686
00:31:54,872 --> 00:31:57,582
我不是說那不好，那…

687
00:31:58,542 --> 00:32:01,882
讓人解放，我是說我可以再次離開

688
00:32:03,505 --> 00:32:06,545
再一次？妳要…妳又要離開？

689
00:32:06,634 --> 00:32:10,724
班上要去法國三個月，四月的時候

690
00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:14,268
三個月？

691
00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:18,732
我知道這對我們是很大的改變

692
00:32:18,812 --> 00:32:22,732
我了解你為何不想賣房子，我真的懂

693
00:32:22,816 --> 00:32:24,936
但我還沒準備好放棄我的夢

694
00:32:25,486 --> 00:32:26,986
我就還沒

695
00:32:27,696 --> 00:32:29,736
因為那是我的夢

696
00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:34,410
我在離開時想了很多

697
00:32:34,495 --> 00:32:37,665
我想如果我在畫室工作…

698
00:32:38,415 --> 00:32:39,535
兼職…

699
00:32:40,542 --> 00:32:42,842
我也許一週可以賺三百塊

700
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:44,960
也就是說三個月之後…

701
00:32:45,047 --> 00:32:48,627
我就有錢可以付旅費了

702
00:32:48,842 --> 00:32:51,352
那…那很好

703
00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:56,730
好，妳都算好了，很好

704
00:32:58,560 --> 00:32:59,690
對

705
00:33:12,825 --> 00:33:13,825
賽斯？

706
00:33:13,909 --> 00:33:16,499
嘿，我打來是因為

707
00:33:16,954 --> 00:33:19,464
我想妳需要知道安珀跟我在這裡

708
00:33:19,540 --> 00:33:21,380
什麼？她在那裡幹什麼？

709
00:33:21,709 --> 00:33:23,419
對她老爸發脾氣

710
00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:26,169
她分手得很慘

711
00:33:26,255 --> 00:33:27,125
對，她說了

712
00:33:27,214 --> 00:33:29,094
好，我會…我就過來

713
00:33:29,174 --> 00:33:31,594
不，妳不必那樣，她…

714
00:33:31,677 --> 00:33:32,637
她睡著了

715
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:34,850
她來的時候非常生氣，可是現在好了

716
00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:37,470
賽斯，她怎麼知道你在哪裡？

717
00:33:37,558 --> 00:33:38,768
連我都沒有你的地址

718
00:33:38,851 --> 00:33:40,441
她在我上班的地方出現

719
00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:42,806
聽我說，我知道…

720
00:33:44,815 --> 00:33:48,025
我有不良紀錄…

721
00:33:48,736 --> 00:33:51,446
我不配有這個機會，但我想試一試

722
00:33:52,114 --> 00:33:53,074
試什麼？

723
00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:55,826
當她父親

724
00:33:57,077 --> 00:34:00,657
對，應該

725
00:34:01,165 --> 00:34:03,705
叫她打電話給我好嗎？還有…

726
00:34:04,168 --> 00:34:07,708
你打給我，明天打給我，跟我說怎樣好嗎？

727
00:34:07,796 --> 00:34:09,166
我一定會

728
00:34:10,007 --> 00:34:11,927
明天打給我，賽斯

729
00:34:12,676 --> 00:34:14,466
嘿，莎拉，謝謝妳

730
00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:16,644
再見

731
00:34:26,064 --> 00:34:29,034
好，各位，我們改變一下遊戲怎樣？
更刺激一點？

732
00:34:29,109 --> 00:34:31,359
-拜託，時間差不多了
-也許雙二點的？

733
00:34:31,445 --> 00:34:33,735
這對我已經夠刺激了，我得老實說

734
00:34:33,822 --> 00:34:34,822
是嗎？好吧

735
00:34:34,907 --> 00:34:36,867
在那邊大贏的人不想更動

736
00:34:36,950 --> 00:34:38,700
拿到小牌的人想衝一把

737
00:34:38,786 --> 00:34:41,956
-噢，說酸話了
-好吧，25，好，來吧

738
00:34:42,039 --> 00:34:43,039
什麼？我們要玩萬搭牌？

739
00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:44,173
我們沒有要玩萬搭牌吧？

740
00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:45,879
發牌員的選擇，這是規定

741
00:34:45,959 --> 00:34:48,299
對，但這是真的，我們是玩真的…

742
00:34:49,296 --> 00:34:51,046
一晚到了最後，我們想要放鬆一點

743
00:34:51,131 --> 00:34:52,171
-但要用萬搭牌嗎？
-對

744
00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:53,547
-對嗎？
-兩點，兩點，25

745
00:34:53,634 --> 00:34:54,684
我…我只是…

746
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,600
要是你說二點跟五點算萬搭，就算

747
00:34:57,679 --> 00:34:59,009
-這樣啊
-雙倍，25

748
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:01,927
你呢？我說真的，我知道我剛才罵你驢子

749
00:35:02,017 --> 00:35:03,977
我道歉，因為你是個認真的玩家

750
00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:05,192
你想玩萬搭牌嗎？

751
00:35:05,270 --> 00:35:07,310
我真的不想，對不起，我不想

752
00:35:07,397 --> 00:35:10,027
每個人都該要…都應該要有一票對吧？

753
00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,398
嘿，你幹嘛不就算了

754
00:35:11,485 --> 00:35:12,565
好，你知道嗎？

755
00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:13,701
每個人都可以有意見…

756
00:35:13,779 --> 00:35:14,779
-但是發牌員的選擇呢？
-你就算了好嗎？

757
00:35:14,863 --> 00:35:15,953
就發牌吧

758
00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:17,371
-萬搭可以
-就來吧

759
00:35:18,492 --> 00:35:19,702
這遊戲我女兒都能玩

760
00:35:19,785 --> 00:35:20,985
你怎麼能不在乎？

761
00:35:21,078 --> 00:35:22,118
我就是不在乎

762
00:35:22,204 --> 00:35:23,294
好吧，來玩

763
00:35:23,372 --> 00:35:24,922
來玩，來吧

764
00:35:24,998 --> 00:35:26,208
-我這一局就旁觀
-就玩吧

765
00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:27,421
我要旁觀

766
00:35:27,501 --> 00:35:28,501
你要旁觀是什麼意思？

767
00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:30,125
-我也要旁觀
-不，嘿，喬爾

768
00:35:30,212 --> 00:35:32,342
別旁觀，什麼？因為他旁觀你就也要嗎？

769
00:35:32,673 --> 00:35:34,133
不，不只是因為他

770
00:35:34,216 --> 00:35:36,636
就讓他旁觀吧，有時需要休息一下

771
00:35:36,718 --> 00:35:38,638
不，有時不應該休息的

772
00:35:38,720 --> 00:35:42,100
要是…要是要強悍，就要雙倍…

773
00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:43,352
別這樣，拜托

774
00:35:43,433 --> 00:35:44,353
因為那就會贏

775
00:35:44,434 --> 00:35:46,274
不然就輸到脫褲子

776
00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:47,863
我不需要你演說

777
00:35:47,938 --> 00:35:51,568
我不需要聽演說，謝謝
我只是…我不需要那個

778
00:35:52,067 --> 00:35:55,527
我不知道我在這幹嘛，對不起，各位

779
00:35:56,363 --> 00:35:57,453
喬爾！

780
00:35:58,949 --> 00:36:00,159
沒人喜歡萬搭牌

781
00:36:00,242 --> 00:36:01,872
你知道嗎？我也要退出，這太可笑了

782
00:36:01,952 --> 00:36:03,372
我不需要這個

783
00:36:03,453 --> 00:36:04,873
-好吧，再見
-我們休息一下吧

784
00:36:04,955 --> 00:36:06,865
-我們可以付…
-克羅斯比，你要去印度豹酒吧嗎？

785
00:36:06,957 --> 00:36:08,957
-不玩了嗎？
-我想去印度豹酒吧，可是…

786
00:36:09,334 --> 00:36:12,054
我的寶寶在五小時就會醒過來，所以…

787
00:36:12,129 --> 00:36:14,589
好吧，有誰要去嗎？今晚的酒買一送一

788
00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:16,633
我不要去，幫我跟薄荷問好

789
00:36:16,717 --> 00:36:19,217
對，各位，我也要走了，我有小孩

790
00:36:19,303 --> 00:36:20,433
-小孩？
-就到此結束吧

791
00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:21,722
天哪，真悲哀

792
00:36:21,805 --> 00:36:25,175
我永遠也不要生小孩，好嗎？

793
00:36:25,267 --> 00:36:27,897
各位，我們還可以玩，只是休息一下好嗎？

794
00:36:28,020 --> 00:36:29,900
玩完了，可以丟毛巾了

795
00:36:44,369 --> 00:36:46,249
你要掛那裡啊？

796
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:48,995
對，那裡看來不錯吧？

797
00:36:49,499 --> 00:36:51,129
在那邊比較好

798
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:53,839
一進來就會看到

799
00:36:53,921 --> 00:36:54,921
-那裡嗎？
-對

800
00:36:55,005 --> 00:36:56,835
那裡…已經有賈尼斯的了

801
00:36:56,924 --> 00:37:00,014
對，可是那賈尼斯
看起來像是去演唱會的小孩子拍的

802
00:37:00,093 --> 00:37:02,473
對…你知道嗎？我們可以換過來

803
00:37:02,888 --> 00:37:04,968
克羅斯比很喜歡賈尼斯那一張，不過…

804
00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:06,390
-對
-這樣都好

805
00:37:06,475 --> 00:37:09,385
要跟他道歉，真的，我…

806
00:37:09,478 --> 00:37:12,148
-我不是故意要毀掉那牌局
-你沒毀掉牌局

807
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:16,110
也要跟你妹夫道歉，因為萬搭卡，我…

808
00:37:16,652 --> 00:37:18,032
有一點不屈不撓

809
00:37:18,111 --> 00:37:19,451
我不知道，萬搭就…

810
00:37:19,529 --> 00:37:21,779
我是說，那就不是憑技巧的了

811
00:37:21,865 --> 00:37:23,075
我們在這裡要幹嘛，對吧？

812
00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:24,198
不是因為萬搭卡

813
00:37:24,284 --> 00:37:26,874
我妹夫另有心事，所以…

814
00:37:26,954 --> 00:37:28,624
別擔心，跟你無關

815
00:37:29,289 --> 00:37:30,579
你喜歡古巴牌嗎？

816
00:37:32,626 --> 00:37:33,786
-什麼？雪茄嗎？
-對

817
00:37:33,877 --> 00:37:34,877
對

818
00:37:34,962 --> 00:37:37,132
我之前沒說，因為我只帶了兩根來

819
00:37:37,547 --> 00:37:39,297
是秘密珍藏，謝謝你

820
00:37:39,383 --> 00:37:41,843
有一個養鱷魚的人給我的

821
00:37:42,177 --> 00:37:44,507
等一下，先不要…我幫你剪

822
00:37:45,764 --> 00:37:47,224
聽我說…

823
00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:50,766
記得我那天來跟你要佩利坎醫生的電話？

824
00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:52,806
對，另有用途

825
00:37:53,188 --> 00:37:55,068
對，另外一件事

826
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,190
另外一件事就是我

827
00:37:59,736 --> 00:38:01,066
什麼？你？

828
00:38:01,905 --> 00:38:04,655
對，我在想…

829
00:38:04,741 --> 00:38:07,701
也許我有一點阿斯伯格綜合症的特質

830
00:38:08,412 --> 00:38:10,502
你以前都沒注意到什麼嗎？

831
00:38:11,331 --> 00:38:13,381
沒，一點都沒有

832
00:38:13,458 --> 00:38:15,878
我是說，萬搭卡那件事可能有一點

833
00:38:16,503 --> 00:38:18,093
我是開玩笑的

834
00:38:18,255 --> 00:38:20,665
所以…佩利坎醫生說了什麼？

835
00:38:21,758 --> 00:38:22,878
跳球

836
00:38:24,761 --> 00:38:26,891
可能是，可能不是

837
00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:30,354
跳球

838
00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:49,235
嘿，海外的新朋友

839
00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:52,707
要是你懂得事情，可以懂我嗎？

840
00:38:57,002 --> 00:39:00,302
安安靜靜活著

841
00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:03,800
有微風，有理由存在多好

842
00:39:05,969 --> 00:39:07,299
嘿，你忘記帶什麼了嗎？

843
00:39:15,187 --> 00:39:16,187
對

844
00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:19,186
嘿

845
00:39:20,692 --> 00:39:23,612
新朋友

846
00:39:23,695 --> 00:39:27,275
來自海外，要是你懂事情，可以懂我嗎？

847
00:39:41,755 --> 00:39:42,955
我發現

848
00:39:43,924 --> 00:39:49,144
我想得愈多，就愈難呼吸

849
00:39:55,936 --> 00:39:59,266
我們很開心

850
00:40:00,524 --> 00:40:03,784
是多久

851
00:40:04,319 --> 00:40:06,319
以前的事了？

852
00:40:11,618 --> 00:40:13,498
我要搬出去，茱莉亞

853
00:40:15,664 --> 00:40:16,794
喬爾，求求你

854
00:40:16,873 --> 00:40:19,583
我明天開始找地方

855
00:40:53,201 --> 00:40:54,951
謝謝你讓我在這過夜

856
00:40:55,036 --> 00:40:56,036
當然

857
00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:59,251
我很想見一個人

858
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,040
聽我說…

859
00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:05,633
昨天晚上，我…我說了些話

860
00:41:12,012 --> 00:41:13,512
對不起

861
00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:18,390
真的…

862
00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:22,114
我一定不要再對你生氣了

863
00:41:22,647 --> 00:41:24,067
我得放下

864
00:41:27,110 --> 00:41:31,070
妳說出了很多真心話，人家說這樣有幫助

865
00:41:32,991 --> 00:41:35,161
根據記錄…

866
00:41:37,871 --> 00:41:39,621
妳並不像我

867
00:41:40,207 --> 00:41:42,577
如果妳像…妳就不會還在這裡

868
00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,537
妳會不告而別

869
00:41:46,296 --> 00:41:47,456
妳永遠不會變成我的

870
00:41:47,547 --> 00:41:49,667
你告訴他好嗎？

871
00:41:49,758 --> 00:41:51,008
因為妳有媽媽的一部分

872
00:41:51,092 --> 00:41:53,142
加速前進

873
00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:57,102
跟隨著我

874
00:41:58,016 --> 00:42:00,306
因為

875
00:42:02,103 --> 00:42:04,023
這很好吃

876
00:42:04,314 --> 00:42:05,614
有人照應

877
00:42:05,690 --> 00:42:08,570
這是比司吉，妳一定酒還沒醒

878
00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:11,358
我不會意外

879
00:42:11,446 --> 00:42:14,156
照應我