1 00:00:01,173 --> 00:00:03,183 - I TOOK A YEAR OFF TO BE WITH MY FAMILY... 2 00:00:03,279 --> 00:00:04,519 - SO IT WASN'T A PROBLEM WITH DENGRAF? 3 00:00:04,625 --> 00:00:06,205 - I DIDN'T GET THE JOB. - YOU--OHH. 4 00:00:06,316 --> 00:00:07,456 - YOU'RE NOT HANGING OUT WITH MAX, 5 00:00:07,559 --> 00:00:09,659 HOPING YOU CAN GET BACK TOGETHER WITH MY SISTER? 6 00:00:09,768 --> 00:00:11,078 - AMBER, WILL YOU MARRY ME? 7 00:00:11,183 --> 00:00:12,913 - [crying] YES. OF COURSE. 8 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,503 - [laughing] 9 00:00:14,600 --> 00:00:15,460 - I'M GONNA RUN FOR MAYOR OF BERKELEY, ADAM-- 10 00:00:15,567 --> 00:00:17,187 - IS THIS THE BEST TIME TO DO THIS? 11 00:00:17,293 --> 00:00:19,053 YOU SHOULD START SMALLER. - NO, I'M NOT GONNA WAIT. 12 00:00:19,157 --> 00:00:21,187 THIS IS A GOOD TIME. I'M NOT GONNA WAIT. 13 00:00:21,297 --> 00:00:22,187 [baby crying] - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 14 00:00:22,298 --> 00:00:23,328 - I JUST NEED YOU TO TELL ME THAT 15 00:00:23,437 --> 00:00:25,157 THIS IS TEMPORARY. - IT'S TEMPORARY. 16 00:00:25,266 --> 00:00:25,846 - THE CRYING AND THE SLEEP DEPRIVATION. 17 00:00:25,956 --> 00:00:28,786 - JUST GIVE IT SOME TIME. 18 00:00:35,069 --> 00:00:38,939 - [sighs] MOM, DAD, WAKE UP. 19 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,899 - HUH? - WAKE UP! 20 00:00:41,006 --> 00:00:43,316 - WHAT'S WRONG? - I'M LATE FOR SCHOOL. 21 00:00:43,422 --> 00:00:44,942 - JABBAR, WAIT TILL THE ALARM. 22 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:45,865 - WHAT TIME IS IT? - OH, MY GOD, IT'S 7:50. 23 00:00:45,976 --> 00:00:48,146 [baby crying] HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? 24 00:00:48,255 --> 00:00:49,525 - YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA GET UP AT 6:30. 25 00:00:49,635 --> 00:00:52,425 - I-I SET THE ALARM-- OH, I SET IT TO P.M. 26 00:00:52,535 --> 00:00:53,565 - COME ON. 27 00:00:53,674 --> 00:00:54,814 - YOUR SISTER WAS CRYING ALL NIGHT, 28 00:00:54,916 --> 00:00:56,746 AND I WAS DELIRIOUS. OKAY, I'LL HOP IN THE SHOWER. 29 00:00:56,849 --> 00:00:59,089 - DON'T WORRY, HONEY. YOU'RE GONNA GET THERE. 30 00:00:59,197 --> 00:01:00,127 - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. - JUST GO GET READY. GO ON. 31 00:01:00,232 --> 00:01:02,032 - THERE'S NO TIME FOR A SHOWER. LET'S GO. 32 00:01:02,131 --> 00:01:04,481 LET'S JUST GET CHANGED. LET'S DO THIS. 33 00:01:04,581 --> 00:01:06,031 - DON'T BE LATE. HAVE A GREAT FIRST DAY. 34 00:01:06,135 --> 00:01:07,955 - CAN YOU WALK ME TO CLASS? - I LOVE YOU. 35 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:09,138 I ACTUALLY CAN'T, SWEETIE. NOT TODAY. 36 00:01:09,241 --> 00:01:10,591 I JUST GOTTA SIGN UP FOR THE VOLUNTEER STUFF. 37 00:01:10,691 --> 00:01:11,551 SORRY. - EXCUSE ME. 38 00:01:11,657 --> 00:01:12,727 - OKAY, I LOVE YOU. - LOVE YOU. 39 00:01:12,831 --> 00:01:14,111 - EXCUSE ME, YOU'RE SYDNEY'S MOM, RIGHT? 40 00:01:14,212 --> 00:01:15,142 - YES, I'M SYDNEY'S MOM. I'M JULIA. 41 00:01:15,247 --> 00:01:16,627 - I FORGOT MY KIDS' LUNCHES. 42 00:01:16,731 --> 00:01:17,801 COULD YOU JUST WATCH THEM FOR ONE MINUTE? 43 00:01:17,905 --> 00:01:19,355 I GOTTA RUN TO MY CAR. - OH, NOT TODAY, I CAN'T. 44 00:01:19,458 --> 00:01:21,048 I'LL BE BACK IN LIKE 20 SECONDS. YOU CAN TIME ME. 45 00:01:21,150 --> 00:01:24,010 - OKAY. - THANK YOU! 46 00:01:24,118 --> 00:01:27,538 - HI, GUYS. UM... 47 00:01:27,639 --> 00:01:29,609 SO YOU EXCITED FOR YOUR FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL? 48 00:01:31,539 --> 00:01:32,329 GOOD. UM... 49 00:01:32,437 --> 00:01:34,337 YOU KNOW MY DAUGHTER SYDNEY, RIGHT? 50 00:01:34,439 --> 00:01:36,339 - MM-HMM. - I'M HER MOM. YEAH. 51 00:01:36,441 --> 00:01:38,411 - HEY, JULES, YOU BETTER GET INSIDE. 52 00:01:38,512 --> 00:01:39,752 YOU'RE GONNA GET SCREWED. YOU GOTTA GET YOUR SIGN-UP-- 53 00:01:39,858 --> 00:01:42,378 - I KNOW. 54 00:01:42,481 --> 00:01:44,071 - AND THERE HE IS! YAY! - THERE WE GO! 55 00:01:44,173 --> 00:01:46,453 THANK YOU SO MUCH. - AWESOME. YES. 56 00:01:46,554 --> 00:01:48,044 WE GOTTA GET IN THERE. MY WIFE SAID NOT TO BE LATE 57 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:49,492 FOR THE, UH-- - SIGN-UPS. I KNOW. 58 00:01:49,592 --> 00:01:50,082 - YES, EXACTLY. ALL RIGHT, I LOVE YOU GUYS. 59 00:01:50,179 --> 00:01:52,219 I GOTTA GET PAST YOU. 60 00:01:52,319 --> 00:01:54,459 I GOTTA GO. AH, I GOTTA HURRY. 61 00:01:54,562 --> 00:01:57,052 I DON'T WANNA GET STUCK WITH THAT GREEN POLICE GIG. 62 00:01:57,151 --> 00:01:58,461 - NO, YES. THE SUSTAINABILITY. 63 00:01:58,566 --> 00:01:59,706 THAT'S WHAT I DON'T WANT, EITHER. 64 00:01:59,809 --> 00:02:01,739 - YEAH, SORRY. OH, SORRY. 65 00:02:01,845 --> 00:02:03,705 - WELL, IF ANYTHING, YOU SHOULD GET SUSTAINABILITY 66 00:02:03,813 --> 00:02:06,443 BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ONE WHO FORGOT THE LUNCHES, SO... 67 00:02:06,540 --> 00:02:07,990 - GOD, YOU'RE IN GOOD SHAPE. - OH, THANKS. 68 00:02:08,093 --> 00:02:09,033 HEY, HEY, HEY. 69 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,299 - WHOA! - GOT IT! 70 00:02:11,407 --> 00:02:12,127 - [laughing] SOMETIMES THE LATE BIRD GETS THE WORM. 71 00:02:12,235 --> 00:02:14,505 - NO. - ENJOY SUSTAINABILITY! 72 00:02:14,617 --> 00:02:15,067 - COME ON. 73 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:18,139 [school bell rings] 74 00:02:18,241 --> 00:02:19,311 SUSTAINABILITY. 75 00:02:19,415 --> 00:02:21,655 - WELL, AT LEAST WE'RE STUCK TOGETHER, HUH? 76 00:02:21,762 --> 00:02:23,422 [laughs] - [groans] 77 00:02:23,522 --> 00:02:25,972 - WOW, SO YOU ACTUALLY WORKED FOR OBAMA? 78 00:02:26,076 --> 00:02:27,286 ON HIS CAMPAIGN? - YEAH. 79 00:02:27,388 --> 00:02:28,458 - 2008. - YEAH, YEAH. 80 00:02:28,562 --> 00:02:30,082 I WORKED OUT OF THE CHICAGO HEADQUARTERS 81 00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:31,394 WHILE I WAS GETTING MY MASTERS. 82 00:02:31,496 --> 00:02:34,906 AND, UM, LAST YEAR, I ASSISTED THE DEPUTY MANAGER 83 00:02:35,016 --> 00:02:37,156 FOR LIZ ALLEN'S HOUSE RUN. 84 00:02:37,260 --> 00:02:38,230 YEAH, WE UNSEATED A TWO-TERM INCUMBENT, 85 00:02:38,330 --> 00:02:40,160 WHICH WAS PRETTY COOL. - THAT'S CRAZY. 86 00:02:40,263 --> 00:02:40,993 THAT'S--GOOD FOR YOU. - YEAH. 87 00:02:41,091 --> 00:02:43,021 - THAT'S AMAZING. - IT WAS FUN. 88 00:02:43,128 --> 00:02:45,478 SO WHAT'S YOUR WEDGE? - EXCUSE ME? MY-- 89 00:02:45,579 --> 00:02:48,129 OH, MY WEDGE. UM-- - YOU KNOW, LIKE YOUR THING-- 90 00:02:48,237 --> 00:02:48,927 - YEAH, I KNOW WHAT A WEDGE IS. 91 00:02:49,030 --> 00:02:52,140 IT'S EDUCATION. 92 00:02:52,241 --> 00:02:53,281 - OKAY. YOU RAISE ANY MONEY? 93 00:02:53,380 --> 00:02:54,170 - NOT YET. I HAVE NOT DONE THAT 94 00:02:54,277 --> 00:02:56,447 BECAUSE I'M JUST-- THIS IS NEW. 95 00:02:56,555 --> 00:02:57,755 SO I'M JUST INTERVIEWING EVERYBODY RIGHT NOW-- 96 00:02:57,867 --> 00:02:59,767 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, IF I CAN BE BLUNT FOR A SECOND-- 97 00:02:59,869 --> 00:03:03,179 - SURE. - YOU FILED LATE, KRISTINA. 98 00:03:03,286 --> 00:03:05,076 AND YOU HAVE ZERO NAME RECOGNITION, 99 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,875 WHICH, YOU KNOW, THERE'S A DIFFERENCE 100 00:03:06,979 --> 00:03:08,259 BETWEEN BEING BEHIND THE CAMERA 101 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:09,740 AND BEING IN FRONT, YOU KNOW. 102 00:03:09,844 --> 00:03:11,294 YOU GOTTA GET UP TO THE PODIUM AND SELL YOURSELF. 103 00:03:11,398 --> 00:03:12,328 - OKAY. I GET THAT, OKAY? 104 00:03:12,433 --> 00:03:15,443 I'VE LIVED IN THE CITY FOR 25 YEARS. 105 00:03:15,540 --> 00:03:16,610 OKAY? I UNDERSTAND PEOPLE. - UH-HUH. 106 00:03:16,713 --> 00:03:18,273 - MY HUSBAND HAS OWNED A SMALL BUSINESS. 107 00:03:18,370 --> 00:03:19,820 MY KIDS HAVE GONE TO PUBLIC SCHOOLS. 108 00:03:19,923 --> 00:03:20,923 - YEAH. 109 00:03:21,028 --> 00:03:21,988 - I'VE BEEN THROUGH THE HEALTH CARE SYSTEM. 110 00:03:22,098 --> 00:03:23,308 I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE. 111 00:03:23,410 --> 00:03:25,270 I'VE BEEN THROUGH THE EDUCATION SYSTEM. 112 00:03:25,377 --> 00:03:26,137 I GET IT. I WANT TO BE THAT PERSON 113 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:28,210 THAT PEOPLE CAN CONNECT WITH. 114 00:03:28,311 --> 00:03:30,001 I KNOW WHERE THE SYSTEMS ARE FLAWED. 115 00:03:30,106 --> 00:03:32,036 WOULDN'T IT BE SO WONDERFUL... 116 00:03:32,142 --> 00:03:35,042 IF THIS COMMUNITY HAD A VOICE? 117 00:03:35,145 --> 00:03:37,595 I WANT TO BE THAT VOICE. 118 00:03:39,357 --> 00:03:40,117 - ALL RIGHT. I MEAN, WE'VE GOT SOME WORK TO DO. 119 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,330 YOU'RE A LITTLE RUSTY, 120 00:03:42,429 --> 00:03:43,839 BUT THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO SEE MORE OF. 121 00:03:43,947 --> 00:03:44,737 THAT KRISTINA. 122 00:03:44,845 --> 00:03:46,295 - I HAVEN'T REALLY MADE MY DECISION. 123 00:03:46,398 --> 00:03:47,468 - YOU KNOW WHAT, WE'VE GOT TO, LIKE, 124 00:03:47,572 --> 00:03:48,472 WRITE ANNOUNCEMENT SPEECH. 125 00:03:48,573 --> 00:03:49,713 SO I'M GONNA GET SOME COFFEE. 126 00:03:49,815 --> 00:03:51,955 - OKAY, UH-- - YOU WANT ANYTHING? 127 00:03:52,059 --> 00:03:53,649 - I--SURE. ARE YOU HIRED? 128 00:03:53,750 --> 00:03:55,790 - WELL, I'M JUST GONNA TAKE THE JOB, 129 00:03:55,890 --> 00:03:57,650 BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TIME FOR MORE INTERVIEWS. 130 00:03:57,754 --> 00:03:59,344 WE GOT THIS ANNOUNCEMENT SPEECH TO WRITE. 131 00:03:59,446 --> 00:04:02,276 - ALL RIGHT. - SO, UM, COFFEE, NO COFFEE? 132 00:04:02,380 --> 00:04:03,590 DO WE NEED MUFFINS IN HERE? - [laughs] 133 00:04:03,691 --> 00:04:05,421 - [kissing] OKAY. - HMM. 134 00:04:05,521 --> 00:04:07,011 - I THINK WE SHOULD WAIT TO TELL THE FAMILY, OKAY? 135 00:04:07,108 --> 00:04:09,488 - MM-HMM. WAIT. 136 00:04:09,594 --> 00:04:11,424 - WHAT? - YOU NERVOUS? 137 00:04:11,527 --> 00:04:12,357 YOU BACKING OUT OF THIS THING? - OF COURSE NOT. 138 00:04:12,459 --> 00:04:15,009 OF COURSE NOT. - YOU BETTER NOT BE. 139 00:04:15,116 --> 00:04:18,216 - I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD TELL MY MOM AND MY BROTHER FIRST. 140 00:04:18,327 --> 00:04:19,707 YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE-- 141 00:04:19,811 --> 00:04:21,951 I JUST KNOW SHE'D GET REALLY SENSITIVE ABOUT IT. 142 00:04:22,054 --> 00:04:23,854 MM. - COME HERE. 143 00:04:23,953 --> 00:04:25,713 - YOU DON'T CARE--YOU'RE NOT HEARING A WORD I'M SAYING. 144 00:04:25,817 --> 00:04:28,817 - NO, I'M LISTENING TO EVERYTHING YOU'RE SAYING. 145 00:04:28,923 --> 00:04:30,683 - H-HEY, MAX. - MAX! 146 00:04:30,787 --> 00:04:31,647 - WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? - HI. 147 00:04:31,754 --> 00:04:32,864 - I WAS WALKING AROUND OUTSIDE, 148 00:04:32,962 --> 00:04:34,142 LOOKING FOR THINGS TO TAKE PICTURES OF. 149 00:04:34,239 --> 00:04:35,549 AND I SAW YOU TWO WRESTLING. 150 00:04:35,654 --> 00:04:37,144 WELCOME BACK FROM THE WAR, RYAN. DID YOU KILL ANYONE? 151 00:04:37,242 --> 00:04:38,112 - GOOD TO SEE YOU, MAX. - MAX, MAX. 152 00:04:38,208 --> 00:04:39,138 WE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS LIKE THAT. 153 00:04:39,244 --> 00:04:40,144 - HOW YOU DOING? - WELL, ANYWAYS, 154 00:04:40,245 --> 00:04:42,135 YOU TWO NEED TO COME INSIDE, 155 00:04:42,247 --> 00:04:43,797 'CAUSE GRANDMA SAYS WE CAN'T EAT 156 00:04:43,904 --> 00:04:45,804 UNTIL EVERYONE IS INSIDE, WHICH I THINK 157 00:04:45,906 --> 00:04:47,246 IS A DENIAL OF MY RIGHTS AS A CITIZEN-- 158 00:04:47,356 --> 00:04:49,766 - GREAT. WILL YOU DO ME A FAVOR AND TELL THEM THAT WE'RE-- 159 00:04:49,875 --> 00:04:51,255 - YEAH, WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE. - YOU GO AHEAD AND GET IT-- 160 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:52,260 - WE'RE JUST GONNA-- WE'LL BE RIGHT-- 161 00:04:52,361 --> 00:04:53,331 - COME ON. - MAX, GIVE US A... 162 00:04:53,431 --> 00:04:54,501 - ALL RIGHT, COME ON. 163 00:04:54,604 --> 00:04:56,164 - [laughing] NO. - ALL RIGHT. 164 00:04:56,261 --> 00:04:57,851 LET THE WRESTLING CONTINUE. 165 00:04:57,952 --> 00:04:59,582 [indistinct chatter] - I FOUND 'EM. 166 00:04:59,678 --> 00:05:01,128 - SOME GOOD SHOTS THERE, KID? - YEAH. 167 00:05:01,231 --> 00:05:03,751 - HEY, GUYS! LOOK WHO'S HERE! 168 00:05:03,855 --> 00:05:05,165 - WELCOME BACK, RYAN. GOOD TO SEE YOU. 169 00:05:05,270 --> 00:05:07,480 HOW YOU DOING? [overlapping greetings] 170 00:05:07,583 --> 00:05:09,693 GIVE ME A HUG. - LET'S FORM THE HUG LINE. 171 00:05:09,792 --> 00:05:11,552 WELCOME HOME! 172 00:05:11,656 --> 00:05:13,206 [overlapping chatter] 173 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:16,353 - LOOK AT THIS GUY. HE'S SO HANDSOME. 174 00:05:16,454 --> 00:05:18,044 - OH! WHOA, FUN. 175 00:05:18,145 --> 00:05:19,245 [laughing] 176 00:05:19,353 --> 00:05:20,873 - SO GOOD TO SEE YOU. 177 00:05:20,975 --> 00:05:22,595 - HI. - HOW'S IT GOING? 178 00:05:22,701 --> 00:05:25,331 - GOOD. [both chuckle] 179 00:05:25,428 --> 00:05:28,328 - WELCOME HOME. - GOOD TO SEE YOU. THANKS. 180 00:05:31,158 --> 00:05:32,468 - UM-- - WHERE'S THE FOOD? 181 00:05:32,573 --> 00:05:34,443 [laughter] - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 182 00:05:34,541 --> 00:05:36,231 BEFORE WE EAT, I JUST WANTED TO SAY 183 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,336 ONE THING REALLY QUICKLY. 184 00:05:38,441 --> 00:05:42,071 UH, I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT... 185 00:05:42,169 --> 00:05:45,859 RYAN AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED. 186 00:05:45,966 --> 00:05:46,166 - WHAT? [all gasp] 187 00:05:46,276 --> 00:05:48,276 all: OHH! 188 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:51,282 [excited chatter] - OH, WOW! 189 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:53,075 - I'M SORRY. I COULDN'T HELP IT. 190 00:05:53,180 --> 00:05:56,010 - WHAT? [overlapping chatter] 191 00:05:57,736 --> 00:06:00,326 ♪ MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU ALWAYS ♪ 192 00:06:00,429 --> 00:06:02,149 ♪ AND MAY YOUR WISHES ALL COME TRUE ♪ 193 00:06:02,258 --> 00:06:05,298 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS DO FOR OTHERS ♪ 194 00:06:05,399 --> 00:06:07,749 ♪ AND LET OTHERS DO FOR YOU 195 00:06:07,850 --> 00:06:10,300 ♪ MAY YOU BUILD A LADDER TO THE STARS ♪ 196 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:12,484 ♪ AND CLIMB ON EVERY RUNG 197 00:06:12,579 --> 00:06:14,959 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY 198 00:06:15,064 --> 00:06:17,344 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 199 00:06:17,446 --> 00:06:19,206 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE RIGHTEOUS ♪ 200 00:06:19,309 --> 00:06:22,239 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE TRUE ♪ 201 00:06:22,347 --> 00:06:24,797 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS KNOW THE TRUTH ♪ 202 00:06:24,901 --> 00:06:26,181 ♪ AND SEE THE LIGHTS SURROUNDING YOU ♪ 203 00:06:26,282 --> 00:06:29,802 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS BE COURAGEOUS ♪ 204 00:06:29,906 --> 00:06:32,076 ♪ STAND UPRIGHT AND BE STRONG ♪ 205 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:34,054 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY 206 00:06:34,152 --> 00:06:36,572 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 207 00:06:36,672 --> 00:06:39,022 ♪ MAY YOU STAY 208 00:06:39,122 --> 00:06:41,852 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 209 00:06:54,897 --> 00:06:55,097 . 210 00:06:55,138 --> 00:06:56,208 - ZEEK? - YEAH, OUT HERE. 211 00:06:56,312 --> 00:06:59,452 HERE I AM. 212 00:06:59,557 --> 00:07:00,727 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - TRYING TO FIX THIS THING. 213 00:07:00,834 --> 00:07:03,944 I MEAN, THE SCREW IS STRIPPED, AND I CAN'T GET THE-- 214 00:07:04,044 --> 00:07:05,294 - WELL, WHY DON'T YOU CALL SOMEBODY? 215 00:07:05,390 --> 00:07:06,320 - I'M NOT GONNA CALL ANYBODY. 216 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,696 I DON'T NEED HELP. THE SCREW IS... 217 00:07:07,806 --> 00:07:09,356 [screwdriver clatters] STRIPPED. 218 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:11,983 THAT'S WHAT--WOULD YOU HAND ME THE SCREWDRIVER? 219 00:07:12,086 --> 00:07:12,916 THANKS. 220 00:07:13,018 --> 00:07:15,018 - THE INSURANCE COMPANY CALLED AGAIN 221 00:07:15,124 --> 00:07:16,064 ABOUT THIS LETTER. 222 00:07:16,159 --> 00:07:17,779 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO INSTALL AN ALARM SYSTEM, 223 00:07:17,885 --> 00:07:18,885 OR THEY'RE GONNA CANCEL OUR COVERAGE. 224 00:07:18,990 --> 00:07:21,370 - WE DON'T NEED AN ALARM SYSTEM, CAMILLE. 225 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:22,785 THE PLACE IS LIKE A FORTRESS HERE. 226 00:07:22,890 --> 00:07:25,100 - THEY'RE GETTING VERY SERIOUS NOW. 227 00:07:25,203 --> 00:07:26,313 OUR POLICY EXPIRES AT THE END OF THE MONTH. 228 00:07:26,411 --> 00:07:28,241 - YEAH, OKAY, OKAY. WE'LL CALL SOMEBODY. 229 00:07:28,344 --> 00:07:30,624 SET UP AN APPOINTMENT. 230 00:07:30,726 --> 00:07:33,626 I THINK THE WHOLE THING'S RIDICULOUS, ANYWAY. 231 00:07:33,729 --> 00:07:35,249 - HOUSE IS FALLING APART. THAT'S WHAT'S RIDICULOUS. 232 00:07:35,351 --> 00:07:38,351 - OOH, I HEARD THAT. THE HOUSE IS NOT FALLING APART. 233 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,288 I HEARD THAT. 234 00:07:39,389 --> 00:07:41,179 NOT RID-- 235 00:07:42,807 --> 00:07:43,387 - OH, OKAY, NO PLASTIC FORKS, BUDDY. 236 00:07:43,497 --> 00:07:45,427 REMEMBER, TELL YOUR MOM. 237 00:07:45,534 --> 00:07:46,714 - THAT'S LOOKING VERY SUSTAINABLE. 238 00:07:46,811 --> 00:07:48,741 - OKAY, NO PAPER BAGS. BUT GOOD WORK, JIMMY. 239 00:07:48,847 --> 00:07:49,847 I SEE YOU GOT THE GOOD WATER BOTTLE. 240 00:07:49,952 --> 00:07:50,852 YOU TOLD YOUR MOM. - HEY, UH... 241 00:07:50,953 --> 00:07:52,443 CLOTH NAPKINS, OKAY? - THAT'S GREAT. 242 00:07:52,541 --> 00:07:53,441 - THAT'S ALL WE WANT. 243 00:07:53,542 --> 00:07:55,482 - THAT'S AWESOME. 244 00:07:55,578 --> 00:07:57,408 - UH-OH. - WHAT? 245 00:07:57,511 --> 00:07:59,441 - HEY THERE, SPORT. - WHOOPS. 246 00:07:59,548 --> 00:08:01,408 - HOW'S YOUR LUNCH? - GOOD. 247 00:08:01,515 --> 00:08:05,305 - YEAH. SEE-- SEE THIS, UH, JUICE BOX HERE 248 00:08:05,415 --> 00:08:08,625 AND THESE POTATO CHIPS? 249 00:08:08,729 --> 00:08:10,279 THAT CONTAINER'S MADE OF CARDBOARD. 250 00:08:10,386 --> 00:08:11,456 AND THIS PLASTICKY-FOILY STUFF, 251 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:13,180 THAT'S WHAT CLOGS UP OUR LANDFILLS. 252 00:08:13,285 --> 00:08:16,045 YOU REALIZE IT'S NOT VERY GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT. 253 00:08:16,150 --> 00:08:18,080 - BUT I LIKE POTATO CHIPS. 254 00:08:18,187 --> 00:08:19,217 - BUT, UH, YOU SEE, IT'S NOT WHAT WE CALL 255 00:08:19,326 --> 00:08:20,566 VERY SUSTAINABLE. 256 00:08:20,672 --> 00:08:22,472 DO YOU REALIZE THAT THE AVERAGE SCHOOL CHILD 257 00:08:22,571 --> 00:08:25,571 GENERATES 67 POUNDS OF TRASH PER YEAR? 258 00:08:25,677 --> 00:08:27,227 THAT'S A LOT. 259 00:08:27,334 --> 00:08:28,404 THAT'S LIKE A WHOLE ONE OF YOU 260 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:29,298 MADE OUT OF GARBAGE. 261 00:08:29,405 --> 00:08:32,545 - OKAY, SWEETIE, 262 00:08:32,650 --> 00:08:34,380 JUST GIVE THIS TO YOUR MOM AND DAD, OKAY? 263 00:08:34,479 --> 00:08:36,959 ALL WE'RE TRYING TO DO IS BE MORE GREEN. 264 00:08:37,068 --> 00:08:37,588 THAT'S ALL WE'RE REALLY TRYING TO DO HERE. 265 00:08:37,689 --> 00:08:39,479 - GREEN IT UP, PAL. 266 00:08:39,588 --> 00:08:40,378 WHAT? IS THAT TOO MUCH? 267 00:08:40,485 --> 00:08:41,345 - ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE HIM CRY? 268 00:08:41,451 --> 00:08:43,761 - I WAS TRYING-- HE DIDN'T CRY. 269 00:08:43,868 --> 00:08:45,078 - THIS IS MY SON! HI! 270 00:08:45,179 --> 00:08:46,629 - EVERYONE HERE HATES YOU. 271 00:08:46,733 --> 00:08:48,603 THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. 272 00:08:52,877 --> 00:08:55,497 - KRISTINA BRAVERMAN. B-R-A-V-E-R-M-A-N. 273 00:08:55,604 --> 00:08:58,574 NO, "B" AS IN "AWESOME." - HEY! 274 00:08:58,676 --> 00:09:00,776 - WHA--OKAY? YEAH, JUST GIVE ME THE PRICES, OKAY? 275 00:09:00,885 --> 00:09:01,985 - HI. OH, HI. - WELL, YOU WILL BEGIN 276 00:09:02,093 --> 00:09:03,823 TO HEAR ABOUT HER, ALL RIGHT? - HI. I'M ADAM. 277 00:09:03,922 --> 00:09:04,822 - I'M TOM. - THIS IS MY HOUSE. TOM. 278 00:09:04,923 --> 00:09:06,483 - AKIO. - AKIO, NICE TO MEET YOU. 279 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:08,440 - OKAY, DON'T SCREW ME ON THE PRICES, PLEASE. 280 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,308 YOU KNOW, I-- - WHERE'S KRISTINA? 281 00:09:10,411 --> 00:09:11,411 - YEAH, SHE-- - OH, HEY. 282 00:09:11,516 --> 00:09:12,786 - UH-- - I'LL CALL YOU RIGHT-- 283 00:09:12,897 --> 00:09:13,997 HI. HEATHER HALL. - OH, HEY. 284 00:09:14,105 --> 00:09:15,105 - HI, HEATHER. ADAM. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 285 00:09:15,209 --> 00:09:17,139 - THIS IS HEATHER HALL. CAMPAIGN MANAGER. 286 00:09:17,246 --> 00:09:18,246 - OH, YOU ALREADY HIRED A CAMPAIGN MANAGER? 287 00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:19,840 - I SURE DID. - HE'S BETTER LOOKING IN PERSON. 288 00:09:19,938 --> 00:09:21,178 - I KNOW, ISN'T HE KINDA CUTE? - THANK YOU. 289 00:09:21,284 --> 00:09:22,734 - AND THIS IS TOM AND AKIO... - WE MET ON THE WAY IN. 290 00:09:22,838 --> 00:09:24,488 - OUR COLLEGE INTERNS, AND WE'VE GOTTEN SO MUCH DONE TODAY. 291 00:09:24,598 --> 00:09:26,908 A LOT, INCREDIBLE. - I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH 292 00:09:27,014 --> 00:09:28,024 IT SEEMS LIKE YOU'VE GOTTEN DONE. 293 00:09:28,119 --> 00:09:29,809 - YEAH, WE'VE GOT SOME GREAT PLANS FOR YOU. 294 00:09:29,914 --> 00:09:31,194 - OKAY, THANKS. - FOR ME? 295 00:09:31,294 --> 00:09:33,754 - YEAH, UM, HOW ABOUT WE HAVE SOME FACE TIME TOGETHER? 296 00:09:33,849 --> 00:09:36,019 TOMORROW, 3:00--THAT SOUND GOOD? - YEAH. 297 00:09:36,127 --> 00:09:36,847 - OH, NO, NO, NO--I'M TOTALLY JAMMED TOMORROW AFTERNOON. 298 00:09:36,955 --> 00:09:38,435 I HAVE-- - WHAT ABOUT LUNCHTIME? 299 00:09:38,543 --> 00:09:39,753 I CAN COME TO YOU. - EVEN BETTER. 300 00:09:39,855 --> 00:09:41,925 - THAT'S GOOD? OKAY. - WELL, ACTUALLY-- 301 00:09:42,029 --> 00:09:43,649 - I'M GONNA TAKE THIS, BECAUSE IT'S ABOUT THE EVENT. 302 00:09:43,755 --> 00:09:44,715 BUT I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW AT 12:30. 303 00:09:44,825 --> 00:09:46,335 - I'M HAVING MY ANNOUNCEMENT ON FRIDAY. 304 00:09:46,447 --> 00:09:48,617 - OH, YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT? - SHE NEEDS YOU TO SIGN RIGHT-- 305 00:09:48,726 --> 00:09:50,936 - OH. UM, CAN YOU ORDER SOME DINNER MAYBE? 306 00:09:51,038 --> 00:09:52,868 LIKE, MAYBE-- WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT, PIZZA? 307 00:09:52,971 --> 00:09:53,521 - YEAH, PIZZA'S GOOD. - DO YOU LIKE PIZZA OR-- 308 00:09:53,627 --> 00:09:55,417 - YEAH, THAT'S-- - OKAY. 309 00:09:55,525 --> 00:09:56,695 - MAYBE SOME GLUTEN-FREE? - OKAY. 310 00:09:56,803 --> 00:09:58,153 I'LL GET A GLUTEN-FREE PIZZA AND, UH... 311 00:09:58,252 --> 00:09:59,362 - MAYBE GET LIKE FOUR. YOU WANT CLAMS? 312 00:09:59,460 --> 00:10:00,500 - YEAH. - MANILA? YEAH. 313 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,460 - ANY PIZZA ORDERS FROM YOU GUYS? 314 00:10:02,567 --> 00:10:06,087 - I'LL TAKE SOME KALE CHIPS. - KALE CHIPS? I DON'T KNOW-- 315 00:10:06,191 --> 00:10:07,301 HONEY, IS THERE A PIZZA PLACE THAT HAS KALE CHIPS? 316 00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:09,469 - UM, NO, NO, NO. - [whispering] JUST GET ON IT. 317 00:10:09,574 --> 00:10:11,544 - NO, HUH-UH. - ALL RIGHT. 318 00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:12,845 - RIGHT HERE? WE JUST NEED YOU RIGHT HERE TOO. 319 00:10:12,957 --> 00:10:14,097 - RIGHT HERE? - YEAH. 320 00:10:14,199 --> 00:10:14,749 - GIVE ME THAT. 321 00:10:14,855 --> 00:10:17,125 WHAT IS THIS, THE NEW BABY? 322 00:10:17,237 --> 00:10:19,377 - YEAH. BABY AIDA. 323 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:22,900 SHE CRIES A LOT. 324 00:10:23,001 --> 00:10:23,551 - YEAH, THEY LOOK LIKE CAULIFLOWER 325 00:10:23,657 --> 00:10:25,517 WHEN THEY'RE NEW TOO. 326 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,755 - THAT'S WEIRD. NO, THEY DON'T. 327 00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:28,457 CAULIFLOWER IS A VEGETABLE. BABIES ARE PEOPLE. 328 00:10:28,558 --> 00:10:32,008 - WHAT'S ALL THIS HUGGING IN THIS ONE? 329 00:10:32,114 --> 00:10:35,704 - THE BRAVERMANS LIKE TO HUG. 330 00:10:35,807 --> 00:10:38,017 OH, THAT'S ALSO RIGHT AFTER AMBER 331 00:10:38,120 --> 00:10:40,610 SAID SHE WAS GETTING MARRIED. 332 00:10:40,709 --> 00:10:42,429 - AMBER GOT ENGAGED? 333 00:10:42,538 --> 00:10:44,018 - YEAH, TO THAT GUY RYAN. 334 00:10:44,126 --> 00:10:46,646 HE JUST GOT BACK FROM THE WAR. 335 00:10:46,749 --> 00:10:48,439 - AND IS YOUR AUNT SARAH HAPPY ABOUT THAT? 336 00:10:48,544 --> 00:10:50,554 - THAT'S A STUPID QUESTION. 337 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,070 AMBER'S GETTING MARRIED. 338 00:10:52,168 --> 00:10:55,478 GETTING MARRIED MAKES PEOPLE HAPPY. 339 00:10:55,585 --> 00:10:59,445 - YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT. STUPID QUESTION. 340 00:10:59,555 --> 00:11:02,695 PRETTY GOOD JOB, THOUGH. 341 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:05,040 - WHAT'S THIS DOING HERE? 342 00:11:05,147 --> 00:11:07,217 - THAT'S A ROCK. 343 00:11:07,321 --> 00:11:08,811 - ALL RIGHT, WANT SOME WATER OR SOMETHING? 344 00:11:08,909 --> 00:11:09,769 - SURE, YEAH. THAT SOUNDS GOOD. 345 00:11:09,876 --> 00:11:13,116 MY FAVORITE. SO WHAT'S GOING ON? 346 00:11:13,224 --> 00:11:15,054 HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 347 00:11:15,157 --> 00:11:17,057 - GOOD, JUST, YOU KNOW, DEALING WITH 348 00:11:17,159 --> 00:11:19,819 MAJOR LIFE CHANGES, LIKE BEING ENGAGED 349 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,680 TO BE MARRIED TO A MAN. 350 00:11:21,784 --> 00:11:25,794 - I KNOW. - [laughs] MM-HMM, YEAH. HEY. 351 00:11:25,892 --> 00:11:27,792 LOOK AT THAT BIG SMILE. - YEP. 352 00:11:27,894 --> 00:11:29,904 - ARE YOU... ARE YOU A LITTLE MAD? 353 00:11:29,999 --> 00:11:32,109 - NO. WHY? - ARE YOU SURE? 354 00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:33,968 - YEAH. UH-HUH. - YOU PROMISE? 355 00:11:34,072 --> 00:11:36,112 - OKAY, I JUST, UH, I DON'T KNOW. 356 00:11:36,212 --> 00:11:37,492 I WOULD UNDERSTAND IF YOU WERE UPSET 357 00:11:37,593 --> 00:11:38,733 THAT I DIDN'T TELL YOU FIRST. 358 00:11:38,836 --> 00:11:40,726 - NO, YOU WERE SWEPT UP IN THE MOMENT. 359 00:11:40,838 --> 00:11:42,248 - OF COURSE I WAS. - FAMILY MOMENT. 360 00:11:42,356 --> 00:11:43,876 - THE WHOLE FAMILY WAS THERE, AND... 361 00:11:43,979 --> 00:11:46,079 GRANDPA DID HIS ARMY THING. - GRANDPA, WHO CAN RESIST? 362 00:11:46,188 --> 00:11:47,978 - I CAN'T. HE KILLS ME EVERY TIME. 363 00:11:48,086 --> 00:11:49,186 - BUT NOW YOU HAVE TO TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT. 364 00:11:49,294 --> 00:11:50,924 TELL ME EVERY MINUTE. - OKAY. 365 00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:52,570 WELL, SO BASICALLY, I WENT THERE TO MEET HIM, YOU KNOW? 366 00:11:52,677 --> 00:11:55,057 AND ALL THESE PEOPLE WERE THERE 367 00:11:55,162 --> 00:11:56,582 TO PICK UP THEIR FAMILIES AND EVERYTHING, AND-- 368 00:11:56,681 --> 00:11:59,171 OH, MY GOD, IT WAS SO AMAZING. 369 00:11:59,270 --> 00:12:02,000 HE JUST CAME OVER TO ME, AND HE GOT DOWN ON ONE KNEE, 370 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,690 AND IT WAS SO ROMANTIC... - OH, MY GOSH. 371 00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:05,862 - AND GREAT AND NICE, AND I... 372 00:12:05,966 --> 00:12:08,446 - BUT SO GO BACK. DID HE--HAD HE ALWAYS PLANNED, 373 00:12:08,555 --> 00:12:09,965 LIKE, THAT WAS GONNA BE THE DAY? 374 00:12:10,074 --> 00:12:11,634 - I DON'T REALLY KNOW--I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM ABOUT IT, BUT-- 375 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:14,181 - SO HE WAS KIND OF MAYBE SWEPT UP IN THE-- 376 00:12:14,285 --> 00:12:16,075 JUST COMING HOME AND ALL THE PEOPLE THERE. 377 00:12:16,183 --> 00:12:16,773 THAT'S HOW I PICTURE IT, RIGHT? 378 00:12:16,874 --> 00:12:17,634 LIKE IT'S-- - UM... 379 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:20,667 A CROWD. - I-- 380 00:12:20,774 --> 00:12:21,714 - I GUESS I'M JUST ASKING, 381 00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:23,880 DID HE--WAS IT-- WAS IT PLANNED... 382 00:12:23,984 --> 00:12:25,854 FOR THAT DAY? I'M JUST CURIOUS. 383 00:12:25,952 --> 00:12:27,992 - WAS IT PLANNED? UM... 384 00:12:28,092 --> 00:12:30,202 YOU MEAN, LIKE, DID HE... 385 00:12:30,301 --> 00:12:31,581 DID HE HAVE IT WRITTEN IN HIS CALENDAR 386 00:12:31,681 --> 00:12:33,961 THAT HE WAS GONNA-- 387 00:12:34,063 --> 00:12:35,313 - WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE, "DO YOU WANNA GO TO THE MOVIES?" 388 00:12:35,409 --> 00:12:36,169 IT'S, YOU KNOW, IT'S-- I JUST AM WONDERING. 389 00:12:36,272 --> 00:12:37,522 - YES. YES. YES. - OH, GOOD, OKAY. 390 00:12:37,618 --> 00:12:39,518 - IT WAS OBVIOUSLY PLANNED. - YES, YES, YES, OKAY. 391 00:12:39,620 --> 00:12:41,830 - [scoffs] 392 00:12:59,571 --> 00:12:59,951 . 393 00:12:59,986 --> 00:13:02,056 - SO I FINISHED MY SITE INSPECTION, 394 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:03,020 AND I'D LIKE TO GO OVER SOME OPTIONS WITH YOU. 395 00:13:03,127 --> 00:13:04,747 - OKAY, GOOD. - UH, LET'S START WITH 396 00:13:04,853 --> 00:13:05,753 THE WINDOW SENSORS. 397 00:13:05,854 --> 00:13:07,304 I COUNT 36 TOTAL. 398 00:13:07,407 --> 00:13:08,407 - WOW. 399 00:13:08,511 --> 00:13:10,201 - YES. BUT I CAN'T DO A STANDARD INSTALLATION 400 00:13:10,306 --> 00:13:11,926 BECAUSE SOME OF YOUR WINDOWS ARE DAMAGED. 401 00:13:12,032 --> 00:13:14,622 - NO, THEY'RE NOT. - OH. 402 00:13:14,724 --> 00:13:16,734 UM, UPSTAIRS BATHROOM, EAST WALL DEN, 403 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,690 LIVING ROOM BY THE FRONT DOOR. 404 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,868 - YEAH, THAT'S CALLED STUCK, OKAY? 405 00:13:20,972 --> 00:13:23,182 STUCK. I MEAN, HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A SCREWDRIVER? 406 00:13:23,285 --> 00:13:24,555 - OH, THAT'S ACTUALLY WOOD ROT. 407 00:13:24,665 --> 00:13:26,245 PROBABLY FROM WATER. 408 00:13:26,357 --> 00:13:26,807 I'D RECOMMEND SOME NEW EXTERIOR PAINT. 409 00:13:26,909 --> 00:13:28,739 - YOU WOULD, HUH? 410 00:13:28,842 --> 00:13:30,122 WELL, WE DON'T NEED THE PAINT. 411 00:13:30,223 --> 00:13:31,983 GOSH, I SPENT ALL LAST SUMMER PAINTING THAT-- 412 00:13:32,087 --> 00:13:33,777 - SWEETIE, LET HIM FINISH. - YEAH. 413 00:13:33,882 --> 00:13:35,122 - OKAY. 414 00:13:35,228 --> 00:13:37,228 - OPTION ONE IS OUR HOME PROTECT PACKAGE. 415 00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:38,963 THAT INCLUDES YOUR LCD KEYPADS, 416 00:13:39,059 --> 00:13:40,649 WIRELESS KEYCHAIN REMOTES, AND MONITORING 417 00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:41,860 FOR FIRE, FLOOD, THEFT. 418 00:13:41,959 --> 00:13:44,129 WE CAN ALSO WRITE UP AN ACTION PLAN FOR YOU. 419 00:13:44,237 --> 00:13:45,997 - WHAT'S THAT? - IT'S PROCEDURES TO FOLLOW 420 00:13:46,101 --> 00:13:47,241 IN CASE OF A BREAK-IN OR INTRUDER. 421 00:13:47,343 --> 00:13:48,723 - OH, YEAH, WELL, WE ALREADY GOT AN ACTION PLAN. 422 00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:52,248 IT'S GOT TWO BARRELS AND IT'S UNDER MY BED. 423 00:13:52,348 --> 00:13:55,348 [laughs] 424 00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:57,980 - OPTION TWO? 425 00:13:58,078 --> 00:14:00,358 - UH, IT'S THE PROTECT PLUS PACKAGE. 426 00:14:00,460 --> 00:14:01,290 FOR AN ADDITIONAL $199, 427 00:14:01,392 --> 00:14:03,052 YOU GET OUR HOME HEALTH ALERT SYSTEM. 428 00:14:03,152 --> 00:14:05,712 IT COMES WITH A BASE UNIT AND TWO WATERPROOF WRIST BANDS. 429 00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:07,120 IF THERE'S A HEALTH EMERGENCY, 430 00:14:07,225 --> 00:14:09,495 YOU JUST PRESS THE BUTTON AND WE CALL FOR HELP. 431 00:14:09,607 --> 00:14:12,297 OUR SENIOR CUSTOMERS LIKE HAVING THAT PEACE OF MIND. 432 00:14:12,403 --> 00:14:13,713 - [grunts] 433 00:14:13,818 --> 00:14:16,858 OKAY, SO HOW MUCH FOR THE BASIC PACKAGE? 434 00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:20,719 - OH, WE HAVE SEVERAL PAYMENT PLANS. 435 00:14:20,825 --> 00:14:23,755 - 2,800 BUCKS? REALLY? 436 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,693 2,800? - YES. 437 00:14:25,795 --> 00:14:27,965 - HEY, LISTEN, THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 438 00:14:28,074 --> 00:14:29,564 NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 439 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,801 - IF YOU'D LIKE, I CAN MAKE A PHONE CALL TO MY BOSS 440 00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:32,795 AND SEE IF I CAN GET YOU SOME KIND OF A DISCOUNT. 441 00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,836 - CAN YOU? YEAH, YOU DO THAT. 442 00:14:35,944 --> 00:14:37,814 - HERE, LET ME HAVE A LOOK AT IT. 443 00:14:37,911 --> 00:14:40,051 - BUT ANYTHING ELSE THAT MIGHT GET...STICKY? 444 00:14:40,155 --> 00:14:43,015 - LIKE WHAT? I-- - I MEAN, IT COULD BE ANYTHING. 445 00:14:43,123 --> 00:14:45,163 ARRESTS, PROSTITUTES, AFFAIRS. 446 00:14:45,263 --> 00:14:48,063 SEXTING, CROSS-DRESSING, SECRET FETISHES. 447 00:14:48,163 --> 00:14:49,513 - NO. - UM, PRETTY MUCH, THOUGH, 448 00:14:49,612 --> 00:14:50,542 ANYTHING I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT, YOU GOTTA TELL ME THIS. 449 00:14:50,648 --> 00:14:53,818 - THERE IS NOTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT. 450 00:14:53,927 --> 00:14:58,517 - OKAY, GOOD. 451 00:14:58,621 --> 00:14:59,971 - I MEAN, WHEN YOU SAY THAT THERE'S ANYTHING 452 00:15:00,071 --> 00:15:02,561 YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN, EXACTLY? 453 00:15:02,660 --> 00:15:04,560 - JUST TELL ME. IT'S OKAY. 454 00:15:04,662 --> 00:15:05,562 - OKAY. 455 00:15:05,663 --> 00:15:07,843 A COUPLE YEARS AGO, I HAD AN ASSISTANT. 456 00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:09,221 WORKED HERE. SHE KISSED ME. 457 00:15:09,322 --> 00:15:10,532 - OKAY. - NOTHING HAPPENED BEYOND THAT. 458 00:15:10,633 --> 00:15:11,883 - IT WAS JUST A KISS? - AND I DIDN'T KISS HER. 459 00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:14,190 SHE KISSED ME. - OH, SH--UH, YEAH. 460 00:15:14,292 --> 00:15:15,572 - WHAT? - DON'T THEY ALWAYS? 461 00:15:15,673 --> 00:15:16,813 - SHE DID. - I BELIEVE YOU. 462 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:17,986 - SHE KISSED ME. 463 00:15:18,089 --> 00:15:18,989 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET DEFENSIVE. 464 00:15:19,090 --> 00:15:20,370 - I TOLD KRISTINA ABOUT IT. 465 00:15:20,471 --> 00:15:22,781 - WOW, YOU TOLD YOUR WIFE, AND IT WAS JUST A KISS? 466 00:15:22,887 --> 00:15:23,747 - ONE KISS. - YEAH. OKAY. 467 00:15:23,853 --> 00:15:26,513 I WOULD NOT HAVE ADVISED THAT. 468 00:15:26,615 --> 00:15:27,785 - I THOUGHT IT WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 469 00:15:27,892 --> 00:15:29,142 - ALL RIGHT, ANY REASON TO FEEL 470 00:15:29,238 --> 00:15:30,858 THAT THIS WOMAN MIGHT MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF IT, 471 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,214 MAKE IT A BIG DEAL? - NO. 472 00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:33,790 - OKAY, WELL, I'LL NEED HER INFORMATION ANYWAY. 473 00:15:33,898 --> 00:15:35,968 - WHY, YOU GONNA TALK TO HER? 474 00:15:36,073 --> 00:15:38,043 - NO, BUT IN CASE SHE COMES OUT AND SAYS ANYTHING, 475 00:15:38,144 --> 00:15:39,634 I CAN JUMP ON IT QUICKLY. 476 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:40,801 - OKAY. 'CAUSE SHE KISSED ME. 477 00:15:40,905 --> 00:15:42,415 - I BELIEVE YOU. - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 478 00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:44,387 THAT'S IT, I MEAN, THOSE ARE ALL MY SKELETONS, I SWEAR. 479 00:15:44,495 --> 00:15:46,005 ANYTHING ELSE WOULD BE GOING WAY FAR BACK. 480 00:15:46,117 --> 00:15:47,877 YOU KNOW, LIKE HIGH SCHOOL. 481 00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:48,811 - I DON'T WANNA KNOW ABOUT IT. 482 00:15:48,913 --> 00:15:50,713 - ALL RIGHT. 483 00:15:50,811 --> 00:15:53,261 JUST SOME NAKED PHOTOGRAPHS-- WE STREAKED THROUGH 484 00:15:53,366 --> 00:15:54,916 A MOTHER-DAUGHTER BANQUET, BASEBALL TEAM, 485 00:15:55,023 --> 00:15:56,233 HAD DISGUISES ON, SUNGLASSES. 486 00:15:56,334 --> 00:15:57,654 COULDN'T PROBABLY EVEN TELL IT WAS ME. 487 00:15:57,749 --> 00:15:59,859 - I'M GONNA PRETEND LIKE I NEVER HEARD THAT. 488 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:00,929 - OKAY, I'M SORRY, I'M JUST-- I'M TELLING YOU EVERYTHING 489 00:16:01,029 --> 00:16:03,099 THERE IS 'CAUSE YOU WANNA KNOW THIS STUFF. 490 00:16:03,203 --> 00:16:04,793 - YEAH, BUT I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THAT. 491 00:16:04,894 --> 00:16:06,284 YOU HAD DISGUISES ON. - CAN WE BE DONE? 492 00:16:06,379 --> 00:16:07,519 - I'M SAYING THINGS-- - THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 493 00:16:07,621 --> 00:16:08,621 WE'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR, LIKE, TWO HOURS. 494 00:16:08,726 --> 00:16:10,446 IT SEEMS A LITTLE EXTREME. 495 00:16:10,555 --> 00:16:11,485 - OKAY, BUT TRUST ME, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT. 496 00:16:11,591 --> 00:16:13,461 WE HAVE TO GO OVER A FULL WORK HISTORY. 497 00:16:13,558 --> 00:16:15,348 YOU KNOW, I NEED TO KNOW EVERY JOB YOU'VE HAD, 498 00:16:15,457 --> 00:16:17,147 SALARY, REASONS FOR LEAVING. 499 00:16:17,252 --> 00:16:19,082 LET'S START WITH T&S. HOW MUCH WERE YOU MAKING WHEN-- 500 00:16:19,185 --> 00:16:19,875 - I'M SORRY, HEATHER, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 501 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,049 THIS IS PRIVATE INFORMATION. 502 00:16:22,153 --> 00:16:23,843 NOBODY'S EVER EVEN HEARD OF KRISTINA. 503 00:16:23,948 --> 00:16:25,428 SHE'S NEVER RUN FOR OFFICE. 504 00:16:25,536 --> 00:16:26,606 IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S RUNNING FOR THE PRESIDENCY. 505 00:16:26,709 --> 00:16:27,919 YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY NEED ALL THIS INFORMATION. 506 00:16:28,021 --> 00:16:29,441 AND, BETWEEN YOU AND ME, 507 00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:31,470 YOU KNOW, BOB LITTLE'S A LEGITIMATE CANDIDATE. 508 00:16:31,576 --> 00:16:33,886 HE'S GOT MONEY, HIS NAME IS IN YARDS ALL OVER BERKELEY. 509 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,893 KRISTINA, YOU KNOW, SHE'S, UH... 510 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:37,996 LOOK, I... 511 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:39,960 - OH, OKAY. 512 00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:41,378 I GET IT. 513 00:16:44,313 --> 00:16:45,353 - I SUPPORT HER DOING THIS. 514 00:16:45,452 --> 00:16:49,082 I JUST--I DON'T KNOW HOW REALISTIC IT IS. 515 00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:51,530 - OHH. - REALLY? 516 00:16:51,631 --> 00:16:53,121 - SO GOOD. - REALLY? 517 00:16:53,219 --> 00:16:55,149 - REALLY. - CHICKEN. IT'S THE CHICKEN? 518 00:16:55,255 --> 00:16:56,385 - IT'S THE MAC AND CHEESE. 519 00:16:56,498 --> 00:16:58,568 - AFTER WHAT WE JUST SHARED, 520 00:16:58,672 --> 00:17:01,052 YOU WOULD RATHER STUFF CHICKEN INTO YOUR MOUTH 521 00:17:01,158 --> 00:17:03,538 THAN LAY WITH YOUR BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND? 522 00:17:03,643 --> 00:17:05,473 FIANCEE. - I WANNA LAY. 523 00:17:05,576 --> 00:17:07,436 OKAY. - YAY. 524 00:17:07,543 --> 00:17:08,653 - I'M NOT CHOOSING ANYTHING OVER THIS. 525 00:17:08,751 --> 00:17:11,691 - OH, GOD HELP ME. 526 00:17:11,789 --> 00:17:15,169 [laughing] 527 00:17:15,275 --> 00:17:17,165 HI. - HEY. 528 00:17:17,277 --> 00:17:19,067 - I FEEL ROMANTIC. - RIGHT NOW? 529 00:17:19,176 --> 00:17:20,486 - MM-HMM. 530 00:17:20,591 --> 00:17:22,281 - [snickers] 531 00:17:22,386 --> 00:17:24,486 - MM, I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU. 532 00:17:24,595 --> 00:17:25,415 - HMM? 533 00:17:25,527 --> 00:17:26,907 - I WANNA TALK ABOUT OUR ENGAGEMENT. 534 00:17:27,011 --> 00:17:28,431 - MM-HMM? 535 00:17:28,530 --> 00:17:32,120 - I WANNA KNOW ALL THE DETAILS, LIKE, MM... 536 00:17:32,223 --> 00:17:33,123 WHAT WAS YOUR PLAN? 537 00:17:33,224 --> 00:17:35,544 LIKE, DID YOU TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS 538 00:17:35,640 --> 00:17:36,570 YOU WERE GONNA ASK? 539 00:17:36,676 --> 00:17:37,186 WAS IT VERY ROMANTIC? 540 00:17:37,297 --> 00:17:39,327 WERE YOU NERVOUS? YOU KNOW? 541 00:17:39,437 --> 00:17:40,127 WHAT WAS THE PLAN? - YEAH, I WAS NERVOUS. 542 00:17:40,231 --> 00:17:41,781 - I WANNA KNOW ABOUT THE PLAN. 543 00:17:41,888 --> 00:17:44,198 - THE PLAN WAS... 544 00:17:44,304 --> 00:17:45,934 I SAW YOU WHEN I GOT OFF THE TRANSPORT, 545 00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:48,270 AND I THOUGHT, "SHE'S GORGEOUS. 546 00:17:48,377 --> 00:17:50,307 "PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD. 547 00:17:50,414 --> 00:17:51,314 "I WANNA SPEND EVERY DAY WITH HER. 548 00:17:51,415 --> 00:17:53,865 I WANNA GET UP EVERY MORNING WITH HER." 549 00:17:53,969 --> 00:17:57,209 AND I THOUGHT, "THAT'S IT. 550 00:17:57,317 --> 00:17:59,347 LET'S DO IT." - "THAT'S IT"? 551 00:17:59,457 --> 00:18:01,487 - SPUR OF THE MOMENT. - THERE'S NO...NO PLAN? 552 00:18:01,597 --> 00:18:03,007 IT WAS JUST SPUR OF THE MOMENT? 553 00:18:03,116 --> 00:18:05,216 - YEAH. 554 00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,880 IT WAS AN EASY CHOICE TO MAKE. 555 00:18:23,481 --> 00:18:23,901 - [sighs] 556 00:18:23,999 --> 00:18:26,859 - YEAH, OKAY. 557 00:18:26,967 --> 00:18:28,937 I MEAN, IT'S GOOD... 558 00:18:29,038 --> 00:18:32,078 FOR A FIRST DRAFT. 559 00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:34,530 NOT BAD. I MADE SOME NOTES. 560 00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:36,430 BUT WE CAN GO OVER IT. YOU KNOW... 561 00:18:36,529 --> 00:18:37,669 PUNCH IT UP A LITTLE BIT. 562 00:18:37,771 --> 00:18:40,431 - THAT'S REALLY, UM... 563 00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:43,363 THAT'S INTERESTING, 'CAUSE I'M ACTUALLY A SPEECH WRITER, SO... 564 00:18:43,467 --> 00:18:44,537 - MM-HMM. - YOU KNOW I WROTE 565 00:18:44,640 --> 00:18:46,300 BOB LITTLE'S SPEECHES. - YEAH. 566 00:18:46,401 --> 00:18:47,991 - FOR WHEN HE WAS RUNNING FOR COUNCILMAN. 567 00:18:48,092 --> 00:18:49,092 THEY WERE PRETTY GOOD. - MM-HMM. 568 00:18:49,197 --> 00:18:51,577 - THERE'S A LOT OF RED MARKS HERE. 569 00:18:51,682 --> 00:18:53,062 - OH, WELL, YOU KNOW, THAT'S A-- 570 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:54,406 IT'S A GOOD SPEECH, UM... - THANKS. 571 00:18:54,512 --> 00:18:56,892 - I JUST THINK YOU GOTTA COME OUT OF THE GATE SWINGING. 572 00:18:56,997 --> 00:18:58,997 - YES. 573 00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:00,523 - YOU MAKE YOUR ANNOUNCEMENT SPEECH ONCE. 574 00:19:00,622 --> 00:19:02,072 - YOU'RE RIGHT. - FIRST IMPRESSION. 575 00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:03,305 YOU KNOW? - YEP. 576 00:19:03,418 --> 00:19:05,588 - AND SO IT'S GOTTA BE GOOD. - OKAY. 577 00:19:05,696 --> 00:19:07,176 - MATTER OF FACT, IT'S GOTTA BE GREAT. 578 00:19:07,284 --> 00:19:08,844 - AND IT WILL BE. I AGREE. 579 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:09,910 - LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK. 580 00:19:10,010 --> 00:19:11,430 - THERE'S A LOT OF THEM, SO I WILL. 581 00:19:11,529 --> 00:19:12,359 - YOU KNOW, I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU... 582 00:19:12,461 --> 00:19:13,981 - YES? - ABOUT ONE THING, THOUGH. 583 00:19:14,083 --> 00:19:15,123 - MM-HMM. - ADAM. 584 00:19:15,223 --> 00:19:17,123 - MY HUSBAND. - YEAH. YOUR HUSBAND. 585 00:19:17,225 --> 00:19:20,605 - WHAT ABOUT HIM? - ARE YOU... 586 00:19:20,711 --> 00:19:24,371 ARE YOU SURE HE'S ON BOARD WITH THIS CAMPAIGN? 587 00:19:24,473 --> 00:19:26,823 - YEAH. - 100%? 588 00:19:26,924 --> 00:19:30,034 - 100%. HE'S SO EXCITED. - HAS HE SAID THAT HE'S EXCITED? 589 00:19:30,134 --> 00:19:32,694 - DID HE--DID HE SAY SOMETHING TO YOU, 590 00:19:32,792 --> 00:19:34,412 THAT HE WASN'T? 591 00:19:34,518 --> 00:19:36,798 - NOTHING SPECIFIC, YOU KNOW. 592 00:19:36,899 --> 00:19:37,829 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. - YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST... 593 00:19:37,935 --> 00:19:41,795 I COULD TELL THAT THERE WASN'T THIS KIND OF 594 00:19:41,904 --> 00:19:44,084 ENTHUSIASM THAT YOU NEED YOUR HUSBAND TO HAVE. 595 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,913 - OH, I--WELL, HE'S PROBABLY JUST, YOU KNOW, 596 00:19:48,014 --> 00:19:49,054 HE'S STRESSED OUT AT WORK. 597 00:19:49,153 --> 00:19:50,473 HE'S GOT A LOT ON HIS PLATE. 598 00:19:50,568 --> 00:19:52,498 - MM-HMM. - HIS BROTHER JUST HAD A BABY. 599 00:19:52,605 --> 00:19:55,015 SO HE'S TAKING OVER-- - OKAY. WELL, YOU GUYS 600 00:19:55,124 --> 00:19:58,164 ARE GONNA BE UNDER A MICROSCOPE FOR THE NEXT TWO MONTHS. 601 00:19:58,266 --> 00:20:00,126 - RIGHT. - AND BROTHER HAVING A BABY 602 00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:02,273 OR NOT, HE'S GOTTA SHOW ENTHUSIASM. 603 00:20:02,373 --> 00:20:03,623 - YES. - YOU KNOW. 604 00:20:03,719 --> 00:20:06,409 - BECAUSE IF THERE'S ANY HINT OF DISCORD, 605 00:20:06,515 --> 00:20:07,925 IF THERE IS AN OFF-THE-CUFF REMARK, A LOOK, 606 00:20:08,034 --> 00:20:11,564 A NO-SHOW AT AN EVENT-- - HE'LL SHOW UP TO THOSE. 607 00:20:11,658 --> 00:20:14,008 - I KNOW HE WILL, BUT WILL HE BE ENTHUSIASTIC, KRISTINA? 608 00:20:14,109 --> 00:20:15,659 - YES. - BECAUSE IF HE'S NOT, 609 00:20:15,766 --> 00:20:17,006 IT COMES OFF LIKE HE DOESN'T BELIEVE IN YOU, 610 00:20:17,112 --> 00:20:20,392 AND IF YOUR HUSBAND DOESN'T BELIEVE IN YOU, WHO WILL? 611 00:20:20,495 --> 00:20:21,905 YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD TALK TO HIM, 612 00:20:22,013 --> 00:20:24,463 BECAUSE THIS COULD BE DEATH IN A GRASSROOTS CAMPAIGN 613 00:20:24,568 --> 00:20:26,158 LIKE OURS, YOU KNOW. - SURE. 614 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:29,259 - THE SPOUSE NOT BELIEVING IN THE CANDIDATE. 615 00:20:29,366 --> 00:20:30,536 SO JUST TALK TO HIM. 616 00:20:30,643 --> 00:20:32,653 IT'S WHAT THE MAYOR WOULD DO, YOU KNOW. 617 00:20:51,767 --> 00:20:51,907 . 618 00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:53,150 [roaring on TV] 619 00:20:53,252 --> 00:20:57,642 [shrieking on TV] 620 00:20:57,739 --> 00:20:59,219 - HEY. 621 00:20:59,327 --> 00:21:01,327 - AAH! - BUDDY, HEY. 622 00:21:01,432 --> 00:21:02,922 HEY, HEY, HEY. [snaps fingers] 623 00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:05,230 WILL YOU TURN THAT DOWN? - HEY, DAD, READY FOR THE PARK? 624 00:21:05,333 --> 00:21:06,683 - NO, NO, BUDDY. I NEED A MINUTE. 625 00:21:06,782 --> 00:21:07,582 WILL YOU--HEY, TURN THAT DOWN. 626 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,410 YOUR SISTER'S SLEEPING. [groans] 627 00:21:09,509 --> 00:21:11,619 - COME ON, DAD, LET'S GO! - NO, NO, NO. 628 00:21:11,718 --> 00:21:12,688 - COME ON, LET'S GO TO THE PARK. LET'S SHOOT SOME HOOPS. 629 00:21:12,788 --> 00:21:14,128 - HEY, HEY, HEY. COME HERE. JABBAR, STOP. 630 00:21:14,238 --> 00:21:15,518 STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP. 631 00:21:15,619 --> 00:21:16,169 JABBAR, STOP... - COME ON. 632 00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:18,035 WHAT ARE YOU-- HEY! 633 00:21:18,138 --> 00:21:20,178 LISTEN TO ME, YOU. 634 00:21:20,279 --> 00:21:22,349 I JUST ASKED YOU TO TURN THIS DOWN. 635 00:21:22,453 --> 00:21:24,663 AND YOU COME OUT AND YOU BOUNCE THE BASKETBALL? 636 00:21:24,766 --> 00:21:26,106 YOUR SISTER'S TRYING TO SLEEP IN THERE. 637 00:21:26,215 --> 00:21:28,215 - I KNOW, BUT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING! 638 00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:29,941 YOU ALWAYS TELL ME TO BE QUIET. 639 00:21:30,047 --> 00:21:32,567 - LOWER YOUR VOICE. - I DON'T CARE IF SHE WAKES UP! 640 00:21:32,670 --> 00:21:33,080 - YEAH, CLEARLY, YOU DON'T CARE. 641 00:21:33,188 --> 00:21:35,668 - NO! I HATE YOU. 642 00:21:35,777 --> 00:21:36,667 - OKAY, COME ON. COME HERE, COME HERE. 643 00:21:36,778 --> 00:21:37,328 LISTEN, LISTEN, COME HERE. - NO... 644 00:21:37,434 --> 00:21:38,334 - OKAY, OKAY, LISTEN. 645 00:21:38,435 --> 00:21:42,505 HEY, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. LISTEN. 646 00:21:42,611 --> 00:21:44,131 I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP YOUR SISTER ASLEEP, OKAY? 647 00:21:44,233 --> 00:21:46,933 IF SHE WAKES UP, SHE'S GONNA BE SCREAMING, 648 00:21:47,029 --> 00:21:48,579 YOUR MOM'S GONNA BE UPSET, AND YOU AND I ARE BOTH 649 00:21:48,686 --> 00:21:50,756 GONNA BE IN TROUBLE, ALL RIGHT? 650 00:21:50,861 --> 00:21:53,281 [sighs] I'M SORRY I YELLED AT YOU. 651 00:21:53,381 --> 00:21:56,691 I TELL YOU WHAT. HOW ABOUT TONIGHT, 652 00:21:56,798 --> 00:21:57,938 YOU AND I GO GET SOMETHING TO EAT, 653 00:21:58,040 --> 00:21:59,280 ALL OF US WILL GO, BUT YOU'LL PICK, ALL RIGHT? 654 00:21:59,387 --> 00:22:02,077 AND THE WHOLE NIGHT'LL BE ABOUT YOU. 655 00:22:02,182 --> 00:22:03,672 YEAH? - ITALIAN KITCHEN? 656 00:22:03,770 --> 00:22:07,050 - YEAH, ITALIAN KITCHEN. UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS. 657 00:22:07,153 --> 00:22:08,473 YOUR FAVORITE. - YEAH. 658 00:22:08,568 --> 00:22:10,358 - SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM. - MM-HMM. 659 00:22:10,467 --> 00:22:12,467 - OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 660 00:22:12,572 --> 00:22:13,372 LET ME JUST GET ON THE COUCH HERE 661 00:22:13,470 --> 00:22:16,300 AND GRAB A LITTLE FIVE-MINUTE NAP. 662 00:22:16,404 --> 00:22:18,104 YOU GONNA HANG OUT WITH ME HERE? 663 00:22:18,198 --> 00:22:21,788 - YEAH. - OKAY. 664 00:22:21,892 --> 00:22:24,902 - I THOUGHT BABIES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FUN. 665 00:22:24,998 --> 00:22:26,548 - YEAH, THEY'RE NOT. 666 00:22:26,655 --> 00:22:28,795 - OKAY, I JUST WANT TO OFFICIALLY APOLOGIZE, 667 00:22:28,899 --> 00:22:31,039 'CAUSE I REALIZE THAT, UH, IF I HADN'T FORGOTTEN 668 00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:34,492 MY KIDS' LUNCHES, WE WOULDN'T BE DOING THIS. 669 00:22:34,594 --> 00:22:37,494 - THAT'S FOR SURE, BUT... - OHH, BOY. 670 00:22:37,597 --> 00:22:38,287 - [laughing] IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT. 671 00:22:38,391 --> 00:22:41,881 RECYCLING. - YEP. I'M SORRY. 672 00:22:41,981 --> 00:22:44,431 MY WIFE IS USUALLY BETTER WITH THE KID STUFF THAN I AM. 673 00:22:44,535 --> 00:22:46,015 I'M MUCH BETTER IN THE OFFICE. 674 00:22:46,123 --> 00:22:47,333 - YEAH? WHAT DO YOU DO? 675 00:22:47,435 --> 00:22:49,155 - UH, I'M A BUSINESS GUY. 676 00:22:49,264 --> 00:22:50,714 FRANCHISE SALES. 677 00:22:50,817 --> 00:22:52,787 - YEAH. 678 00:22:52,888 --> 00:22:54,648 - ACTUALLY, I'M-- WHAT THE HELL? 679 00:22:54,752 --> 00:22:57,172 - RECYCLE. - I'M, UH... 680 00:22:57,272 --> 00:22:59,552 I'M UNEMPLOYED. [chuckles] 681 00:22:59,654 --> 00:23:00,764 - OH, YEAH? - I KNOW, IT'S NOTHING BAD. 682 00:23:00,862 --> 00:23:02,102 I DIDN'T GET FIRED OR ANYTHING. 683 00:23:02,208 --> 00:23:03,798 IT'S JUST I WORKED FOR A BRICK-AND-MORTAR COMPANY 684 00:23:03,899 --> 00:23:07,109 IN AN INTERNET WORLD, AND, UH... 685 00:23:07,213 --> 00:23:08,703 YEAH, NOBODY REALLY WANTS TO DRIVE INTO THE STORE 686 00:23:08,801 --> 00:23:11,361 WHEN YOU CAN ORDER YOUR MARBLE AND YOUR TILE ONLINE. 687 00:23:11,459 --> 00:23:15,049 LOOK AT THAT. PERFECTLY GOOD APPLE. 688 00:23:15,152 --> 00:23:16,222 - COMPOST. - [sighs] 689 00:23:16,325 --> 00:23:19,395 - RECYCLING. - YEAH. 690 00:23:19,501 --> 00:23:21,921 - SO YOU GOT DOWNSIZED? - YES. 691 00:23:22,021 --> 00:23:24,921 DOWNSIZED. THANK YOU. I APPRECIATE THAT. 692 00:23:25,024 --> 00:23:26,654 THAT'S MUCH BETTER THAN UNEMPLOYED. 693 00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:27,960 UGH, IT'S WEIRD, TOO, BECAUSE I-- 694 00:23:28,061 --> 00:23:30,131 I HAVE ALL THIS EXTRA TIME, YOU KNOW, WITH THE KIDS, 695 00:23:30,236 --> 00:23:32,546 WHICH IS AWESOME, AND I LOVE IT, AND IT'S GREAT. 696 00:23:32,652 --> 00:23:34,592 BUT I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL THAT SOMETIMES 697 00:23:34,689 --> 00:23:37,759 I'M JUST A LITTLE... INADEQUATE. 698 00:23:37,864 --> 00:23:42,084 YOU KNOW, I FEEL LIKE WORKING IS IN MY DNA. 699 00:23:42,179 --> 00:23:44,009 AND I'M REDUCED TO THIS. 700 00:23:44,112 --> 00:23:46,322 OH, GOD. 701 00:23:46,425 --> 00:23:48,115 ANYWAY, ENOUGH ABOUT MY SAD STORY. 702 00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:50,079 WHAT DO YOU DO? 703 00:23:50,187 --> 00:23:52,777 [plastic bags rustling] 704 00:23:52,879 --> 00:23:54,539 YOU DOWNSIZE COMPANIES, DON'T YOU? 705 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:55,990 - I DO. - WHAT? 706 00:23:56,089 --> 00:23:57,129 - I DO. - REALLY? 707 00:23:57,228 --> 00:23:58,438 - YEAH. - WOW! 708 00:23:58,540 --> 00:24:00,370 - I'M--I'M, UH-- - THAT JUST HAPPENED. 709 00:24:00,473 --> 00:24:02,723 - I'M A CORPORATE LAWYER AT DENGRAF & PROSSLER. 710 00:24:02,820 --> 00:24:04,340 - OH, THAT'S A GOOD COMPANY. 711 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:05,413 both: THAT'S A REALLY GOOD FIRM. 712 00:24:05,513 --> 00:24:07,243 - WELL, WE SHOULD HURRY UP HERE, 713 00:24:07,342 --> 00:24:08,212 'CAUSE YOU PROBABLY GOT SOME, 714 00:24:08,308 --> 00:24:09,238 YOU KNOW, DEALS TO CLOSE 715 00:24:09,344 --> 00:24:12,554 AND CORPORATIONS TO TAKE OVER. 716 00:24:12,658 --> 00:24:16,318 - OH, UM, NO. I CONTROL MY OWN HOURS. 717 00:24:16,420 --> 00:24:17,460 SO... - REALLY? 718 00:24:17,559 --> 00:24:20,289 - YEAH. YEAH. I, YOU KNOW, I'M PRETTY-- 719 00:24:20,389 --> 00:24:23,219 I MOSTLY WORK FROM HOME AND JUST, UM, TELECOMMUTE. 720 00:24:23,323 --> 00:24:25,503 - DAMN. - YOU KNOW? 721 00:24:25,602 --> 00:24:26,432 SO, UM...YEAH. - OKAY. 722 00:24:26,534 --> 00:24:28,294 HOW DO I GET ONE OF THOSE GIGS? 723 00:24:28,397 --> 00:24:30,397 - YEAH, RIGHT? - THAT'S GREAT. 724 00:24:30,503 --> 00:24:33,233 - UM, HERE. RECYCLING. - YEAH. 725 00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:35,403 [doorbell rings] 726 00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:37,678 - HANK. - HEY, HI. 727 00:24:37,786 --> 00:24:40,056 UH, LOOK, I'M NOT EVEN HERE. 728 00:24:40,168 --> 00:24:41,238 - YOU'RE NOT HERE? - NO, I'M NOT HERE. 729 00:24:41,341 --> 00:24:42,311 I DON'T WANT TO MAKE A THING, I JUST BROUGHT... 730 00:24:42,411 --> 00:24:44,281 A THING. - HANK... 731 00:24:44,379 --> 00:24:45,409 - IT'S LIKE A HOUSEWARMING GIFT. 732 00:24:45,518 --> 00:24:47,998 - THANK YOU. WANNA COME IN? 733 00:24:48,107 --> 00:24:51,937 - YEAH. UH...WOW. HEH. 734 00:24:52,042 --> 00:24:54,532 - VERY KIND OF BOHEMIAN-ISH. - STILL MOVING IN. 735 00:24:54,631 --> 00:24:55,741 RIGHT? - WELL, IT'S A LOT OF STUFF 736 00:24:55,839 --> 00:24:58,569 FROM MY MOM'S ATTIC. BOHEMIAN? 737 00:24:58,669 --> 00:25:00,809 - IT'S NICE. YEAH. - THANKS. 738 00:25:00,913 --> 00:25:02,433 - THAT'S A CANDLE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO... 739 00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:03,845 - OH! OH, DID YOU-- - LOOK AT IT. 740 00:25:03,950 --> 00:25:05,500 - DO YOU NOT WANT ME TO OPEN IT? 741 00:25:05,607 --> 00:25:06,747 - YOU CAN OPEN IT. - OKAY. 742 00:25:06,850 --> 00:25:09,370 - IT'S NO SURPRISE. IT'S A...CANDLE. 743 00:25:09,473 --> 00:25:11,343 IT'S "PINK OCEAN," THE LADY TOLD ME. 744 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:12,410 - OH. - I DON'T KNOW. 745 00:25:12,511 --> 00:25:13,441 SHE HAD A PIERCED EYEBROW, 746 00:25:13,546 --> 00:25:15,886 SO I DON'T KNOW IF I TRUST HER. 747 00:25:15,997 --> 00:25:17,477 - IT SMELLS JUST LIKE A PINK OCEAN. 748 00:25:17,585 --> 00:25:18,855 IT'S VERY NICE. THANK YOU. 749 00:25:18,965 --> 00:25:20,235 I LIKE IT. - ANYWAY, LISTEN. 750 00:25:20,346 --> 00:25:22,376 MAX CAME BY THE STUDIO. - OH, YEAH, I HEARD THAT, UM, 751 00:25:22,486 --> 00:25:27,176 HE'S GOT A CAMERA FIXED OR SOMETHING. 752 00:25:27,284 --> 00:25:29,704 - YEAH, BUT HE'S COME BACK A COUPLE TIMES. 753 00:25:29,804 --> 00:25:30,434 I THINK HE'S GOT THE PHOTOGRAPHY BUG. 754 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,319 - OHH. - SO THAT'S GOOD. 755 00:25:32,427 --> 00:25:34,837 - SO YOU HAVE A NEW PROTEGE. 756 00:25:34,947 --> 00:25:36,117 - KIND OF, I GUESS. BUT HERE'S THE THING: 757 00:25:36,224 --> 00:25:39,644 HE TOLD ME THAT YOUR DAUGHTER WAS GETTING ENGAGED. 758 00:25:39,745 --> 00:25:41,185 - YEAH, SHE'S GETTING MARRIED. 759 00:25:41,298 --> 00:25:42,128 - YEAH. YEAH. - YEP. 760 00:25:42,230 --> 00:25:44,200 - THAT'S WHAT I HEARD. I JUST THOUGHT, 761 00:25:44,301 --> 00:25:46,891 AS A FRIEND, JUST... 762 00:25:46,993 --> 00:25:48,443 BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE WE ARE... 763 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:51,957 UH, YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT I'D JUST COME BY, 764 00:25:52,067 --> 00:25:53,277 SEE HOW YOU'RE DOING WITH IT. 765 00:25:53,379 --> 00:25:54,689 - THANK YOU. YEAH, WE'RE JUST... 766 00:25:54,794 --> 00:25:59,214 UM, VERY EXCITED AND, UM, HAPPY FOR HER. 767 00:25:59,316 --> 00:26:00,836 - OH...WELL, GOOD, THEN. 768 00:26:00,938 --> 00:26:01,768 THAT'S GOOD, RIGHT? - YEAH. 769 00:26:01,870 --> 00:26:03,560 - CONGRATULATIONS. - THANK YOU. 770 00:26:03,665 --> 00:26:04,525 - BECAUSE-- - THANK YOU, I KNOW. 771 00:26:04,632 --> 00:26:05,942 IT'S A LITTLE RUSHED. 772 00:26:06,047 --> 00:26:07,287 JUST FEELS A LITTLE TOO SOON TO ME. 773 00:26:07,393 --> 00:26:09,643 - THAT WHAT IT SEEMS. - AND, YOU KNOW, I JUST-- 774 00:26:09,740 --> 00:26:11,220 I DON'T KNOW HIM AS WELL AS I'D LIKE TO KNOW HIM, 775 00:26:11,328 --> 00:26:13,738 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HURRY IS, YOU KNOW? 776 00:26:13,848 --> 00:26:15,878 THEY'RE SO YOUNG, I FEEL LIKE, YOU KNOW, 777 00:26:15,988 --> 00:26:17,398 I DON'T KNOW WHY THEY DON'T JUST MOVE IN TOGETHER FOR A WHILE. 778 00:26:17,506 --> 00:26:19,986 BUT ANYWAY--ANYWAY-- 779 00:26:20,095 --> 00:26:21,475 - WELL, ARE YOU GONNA TALK TO HER ABOUT IT? 780 00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:23,440 - AND SAY WHAT? 781 00:26:23,547 --> 00:26:25,447 - SAY WHAT YOU JUST SAID TO ME. 782 00:26:25,549 --> 00:26:27,409 - OH, I CAN'T SAY THAT TO HER. 783 00:26:27,516 --> 00:26:29,066 SHE DOESN'T WANT TO HEAR THAT FROM ME. 784 00:26:29,173 --> 00:26:30,803 SHE'S VERY TOUCHY ABOUT MY OPINIONS. 785 00:26:30,899 --> 00:26:32,689 - SO WHAT? YOU KNOW, JUST... 786 00:26:32,798 --> 00:26:33,488 ONE OF THE BIGGEST DECISIONS OF HER LIFE. 787 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:35,522 YOU GONNA LET HER DO IT-- 788 00:26:35,628 --> 00:26:38,458 COME ON, LOOK, WE BOTH HAD CRAP MARRIAGES. 789 00:26:38,562 --> 00:26:40,602 - VERY CRAP. - RIGHT? SO... 790 00:26:40,702 --> 00:26:41,502 I WISH SOMEBODY WOULD HAVE TALKED TO ME 791 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,740 BEFORE I WALKED DOWN THE AISLE. 792 00:26:43,843 --> 00:26:45,433 YOU GOTTA TELL HER THE TRUTH. 793 00:26:45,534 --> 00:26:48,714 SO WHAT IF YOU PISS HER OFF? 794 00:26:48,814 --> 00:26:50,404 - YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. 795 00:26:54,509 --> 00:26:56,889 DO YOU WANNA... GET A DRINK... 796 00:26:56,994 --> 00:26:58,034 - YOU KNOW, I GOTTA GO. - OR YOU GOTTA GO? 797 00:26:58,133 --> 00:26:59,583 - YEAH, I GOTTA GO. YEAH. - OKAY. 798 00:26:59,687 --> 00:27:01,617 - THIS IS NICE, THOUGH. - THANK YOU. 799 00:27:01,723 --> 00:27:02,933 - YOU CAN RETURN THAT IF YOU WANT. 800 00:27:03,035 --> 00:27:04,795 - I'M NOT GONNA RETURN MY CANDLE. 801 00:27:04,899 --> 00:27:05,519 - IT'S NICE HERE, THOUGH. IT'S PRETTY COOL. 802 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:07,454 - THANK YOU. - ALL RIGHT. 803 00:27:07,556 --> 00:27:08,626 - YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY. - OH. 804 00:27:08,730 --> 00:27:10,010 [chuckles] 805 00:27:10,111 --> 00:27:12,561 - "THIS IS MY VISION AND A VISION FOR OUR FUTURE 806 00:27:12,665 --> 00:27:14,485 "WE CAN ALL BELIEVE IN. 807 00:27:14,598 --> 00:27:16,288 "THIS IS OUR CITY, THIS IS OUR TIME. 808 00:27:16,393 --> 00:27:19,473 "I'M KRISTINA BRAVERMAN, BUT IN TWO MONTHS, 809 00:27:19,568 --> 00:27:22,468 "I HOPE YOU'LL KNOW ME BY ANOTHER NAME: 810 00:27:22,571 --> 00:27:25,091 "MAYOR OF THIS GREAT CITY OF BERKELEY. 811 00:27:25,195 --> 00:27:28,435 THANK YOU." 812 00:27:28,543 --> 00:27:29,683 - THAT WAS GREAT. - THANK YOU. 813 00:27:29,786 --> 00:27:31,476 REALLY? I-- 814 00:27:31,580 --> 00:27:33,720 - YEAH, IT WAS A LOT OF GOOD THEMES. 815 00:27:33,824 --> 00:27:36,214 - GOOD THEMES? - WHAT? 816 00:27:36,309 --> 00:27:39,039 - NOTHING, YOU JUST SOUNDED LIKE MY TEACHER. 817 00:27:39,140 --> 00:27:40,210 - I'M JUST SAYING THAT-- - IN EIGHTH GRADE. 818 00:27:40,313 --> 00:27:41,763 - IF I WERE A VOTER, AND I HEARD THE SPEECH, 819 00:27:41,867 --> 00:27:43,417 THAT I WOULD WANT TO VOTE FOR YOU. 820 00:27:43,523 --> 00:27:44,633 THAT'S ALL. IT'S GOOD. 821 00:27:44,732 --> 00:27:47,702 - HONEY, YOU ARE A VOTER. AND, UM, YOU KNOW... 822 00:27:47,804 --> 00:27:49,254 - WHAT DID I SAY? - AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED, 823 00:27:49,357 --> 00:27:51,187 I THINK YOU'RE REGISTERED, SO I HOPE THAT YOU'D VOTE. 824 00:27:51,290 --> 00:27:53,810 I JUST FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NOT BEING SUPPORTIVE. 825 00:27:53,913 --> 00:27:56,363 - KRISTINA, I'M YOUR HUSBAND. I'M SUPPORTIVE. 826 00:27:56,467 --> 00:27:57,157 - REALLY? - YEAH. 827 00:27:57,261 --> 00:27:58,541 - BECAUSE I TALKED TO HEATHER, 828 00:27:58,642 --> 00:27:59,512 AND SHE SAID THAT YOU WERE A LITTLE, 829 00:27:59,608 --> 00:28:00,848 YOU KNOW, RESISTANT. 830 00:28:00,955 --> 00:28:02,535 MAYBE YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A PART OF THIS. 831 00:28:02,646 --> 00:28:03,676 - I DON'T CARE WHAT HEATHER SAYS. 832 00:28:03,785 --> 00:28:04,955 HEATHER SAT IN HER OFFICE FOR TWO HOURS 833 00:28:05,062 --> 00:28:05,822 AND ASKED ME A BUNCH OF PERSONAL QUESTIONS. 834 00:28:05,925 --> 00:28:06,685 YEAH, IT MADE ME FEEL RESISTANT. 835 00:28:06,788 --> 00:28:08,858 - OKAY, I GET IT. YOU KNOW WHAT? 836 00:28:08,963 --> 00:28:09,623 I'M ABOUT TO GO OUT THERE AND MAKE A SPEECH 837 00:28:09,722 --> 00:28:11,722 IN FRONT OF A LOT OF PEOPLE. 838 00:28:11,828 --> 00:28:13,208 - I KNOW. - WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 839 00:28:13,312 --> 00:28:15,212 - NOTHING. - CAN YOU JUST TELL ME, HONEY? 840 00:28:15,314 --> 00:28:17,074 I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE BEING EVASIVE AND JUST NOT TELLING ME-- 841 00:28:17,178 --> 00:28:18,418 - ALL RIGHT, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 842 00:28:18,524 --> 00:28:21,084 - DOING WHAT? - REALLY. WHY ARE YOU RUNNING? 843 00:28:21,182 --> 00:28:23,052 - ADAM, YOU KNOW WHY I'M RUNNING. 844 00:28:23,149 --> 00:28:27,119 I WANT TO HELP PEOPLE. I WANT TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 845 00:28:27,222 --> 00:28:28,882 I KNOW THAT I CAN BE A GOOD MAYOR. 846 00:28:28,983 --> 00:28:30,923 - OKAY. - ADAM... 847 00:28:31,019 --> 00:28:32,609 I JUST--I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN GIVEN A SECOND CHANCE, 848 00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:35,161 AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE THAT LIGHTLY. 849 00:28:35,265 --> 00:28:37,195 I'M NOT. 850 00:28:37,301 --> 00:28:38,611 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD PUT THAT IN YOUR SPEECH. 851 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:41,577 - YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL AWFUL 852 00:28:41,685 --> 00:28:43,095 RIGHT NOW. YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A JERK. 853 00:28:43,204 --> 00:28:44,244 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! 854 00:28:44,343 --> 00:28:45,833 I DON'T THINK YOU'VE THOUGHT THIS THROUGH. 855 00:28:45,931 --> 00:28:46,971 - I HAVE-- - I SEE YOU GETTING STRESSED OUT 856 00:28:47,070 --> 00:28:48,280 NOW--THIS IS WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT. 857 00:28:48,381 --> 00:28:50,761 EVERY DOCTOR THAT WE TALKED TO SAID THAT YOU SHOULD 858 00:28:50,867 --> 00:28:51,967 MANAGE YOUR STRESS LEVEL. - I'M NOT-- 859 00:28:52,075 --> 00:28:54,145 THIS IS MAKING ME STRESSED RIGHT NOW! 860 00:28:54,249 --> 00:28:56,459 WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME IS MAKING ME STRESSED. 861 00:28:56,562 --> 00:28:57,602 - JUST LISTEN TO ME, OKAY? 862 00:28:57,701 --> 00:28:58,911 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE EATING WELL. 863 00:28:59,013 --> 00:29:00,293 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE RESTING, EXERCISING. 864 00:29:00,393 --> 00:29:02,363 - I FEEL FINE. - I'M SUPPOSED TO JUST SIT BACK 865 00:29:02,464 --> 00:29:03,884 AND BE SUPPORTIVE AND LET YOU GO INTO WHAT IS PROBABLY 866 00:29:03,983 --> 00:29:05,993 GOING TO BE THE MOST STRESSFUL TWO MONTHS OF YOUR LIFE 867 00:29:06,089 --> 00:29:07,159 AND JUST LET THAT HAPPEN? 868 00:29:07,262 --> 00:29:08,712 - NO, IT'S NOT... 869 00:29:08,816 --> 00:29:10,156 - KRISTINA, CAN YOU LISTEN TO ME? 870 00:29:10,265 --> 00:29:11,575 I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU-- - I'M LISTENING TO YOU. 871 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:12,820 - I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU HAVE TO BATTLE CANCER AGAIN. 872 00:29:12,923 --> 00:29:13,483 YOU ALMOST DIED! - I'M NOT GONNA! 873 00:29:18,826 --> 00:29:22,996 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU ARE 100% RIGHT. 874 00:29:23,106 --> 00:29:26,136 I ALMOST DIED. BUT I DIDN'T. 875 00:29:26,247 --> 00:29:28,557 THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I'M DOING THIS. 876 00:29:28,663 --> 00:29:32,323 [crying] 877 00:29:52,238 --> 00:29:52,448 . 878 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:56,480 [baby screaming] - COME ON, COME ON. 879 00:29:56,587 --> 00:29:58,347 [screaming continues] 880 00:29:58,451 --> 00:30:01,701 - MOM, THE BABY'S REALLY LOUD. IT'S REALLY EMBARRASSING. 881 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,600 [baby screaming] 882 00:30:04,699 --> 00:30:05,869 - YOU WANT MORE BREADSTICKS, BUD? 883 00:30:05,976 --> 00:30:08,946 - MMM, THEY'RE GOOD. - YEAH? 884 00:30:09,048 --> 00:30:10,708 - WELL, I'M TRYING. SHE'S NOT TAKING THE NIPPLE. 885 00:30:10,809 --> 00:30:11,669 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE WON'T TAKE IT? 886 00:30:11,775 --> 00:30:13,775 SHE'S--SHE'S HUNGRY, RIGHT? 887 00:30:13,881 --> 00:30:15,261 - I DON'T KNOW. 888 00:30:15,365 --> 00:30:16,295 - UGH! 889 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:17,570 OKAY, WELL, JUST, WE'LL ALL STAY RELAXED. 890 00:30:17,677 --> 00:30:19,647 IF YOU GET STRESSED, 891 00:30:19,748 --> 00:30:20,988 THEN YOU'LL PASS ON THE STRESS TO HER. 892 00:30:21,095 --> 00:30:21,915 - I'M IN A RESTAURANT WITH MY BOOB HANGING OUT. 893 00:30:22,027 --> 00:30:24,097 YOU RELAX. - HONEY, I'M NOT SAYING 894 00:30:24,201 --> 00:30:25,791 YOU'RE DOING ANYTHING WRONG, I'M JUST SAYING MAYBE-- 895 00:30:25,893 --> 00:30:27,723 MAYBE SWAY-- OH, GOOD, GOOD. 896 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:30,096 HERE COMES THE LITTLE MINIATURE NAPOLEON. 897 00:30:30,207 --> 00:30:31,757 HERE HE IS. [crying continues] 898 00:30:31,864 --> 00:30:34,044 - HEY, GUYS. SO, UM... - HEY. 899 00:30:34,142 --> 00:30:35,832 - TWO MORE COMPLAINTS. 900 00:30:35,937 --> 00:30:36,967 - HUH. OKAY. 901 00:30:37,076 --> 00:30:38,246 WELL, WE'RE DEALING WITH THAT, 902 00:30:38,353 --> 00:30:38,943 BUT, YOU KNOW, WE COULD USE SOME REFILLS HERE. 903 00:30:39,044 --> 00:30:41,294 - YES, PLEASE. THANK YOU. 904 00:30:41,391 --> 00:30:42,601 - I'M REALLY SORRY, BUT I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE. 905 00:30:42,702 --> 00:30:43,772 - WHAT? - YEAH. 906 00:30:43,876 --> 00:30:45,666 - LIKE WHEN WE'RE DONE EATING, 907 00:30:45,774 --> 00:30:46,854 YOU'RE GONNA ASK US TO LEAVE. 908 00:30:46,948 --> 00:30:48,498 - NO, I MEAN-- - I DON'T WANNA GO. 909 00:30:48,605 --> 00:30:49,635 - I UNDERSTAND, SWEETIE. MAYBE ANOTHER TIME 910 00:30:49,744 --> 00:30:50,644 WE CAN COME BACK. - OKAY. 911 00:30:50,745 --> 00:30:51,815 WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 912 00:30:51,919 --> 00:30:54,019 THIS IS MY SON'S NIGHT. HE GOT TO PICK. 913 00:30:54,128 --> 00:30:55,468 - I UNDERSTAND. - THIS IS HIS FAVORITE PLACE. 914 00:30:55,577 --> 00:30:57,167 - I UNDERSTAND. - YOU'RE NOT KICKING HIM OUT 915 00:30:57,269 --> 00:30:59,309 BECAUSE THERE'S A BABY THAT'S MAKING A LITTLE BIT OF NOISE. 916 00:30:59,409 --> 00:31:00,859 EVERYONE CAN JUST KIND OF MAN UP AND HANDLE IT. 917 00:31:00,962 --> 00:31:02,452 ALL RIGHT? - I TR--UHH. 918 00:31:02,550 --> 00:31:04,450 - OR THEY CAN PUT SOME NAPKIN IN THEIR EAR OR SOMETHING. 919 00:31:04,552 --> 00:31:05,422 - UM, SIR--SIR-- - 'CAUSE WE'RE NOT LEAVING HERE. 920 00:31:05,518 --> 00:31:06,928 - SIR, PEOPLE ARE REALLY COMPLAINING. 921 00:31:07,037 --> 00:31:07,867 - JUST CALM DOWN. - REALLY? WHO'S COMPLAINING? 922 00:31:07,969 --> 00:31:08,829 - EVERYBODY! EVERYBODY'S COMPLAINING. 923 00:31:08,936 --> 00:31:11,176 - OH, EVERYONE'S COMPLAINING? - YES! 924 00:31:11,283 --> 00:31:12,493 - CROSBY, DON'T MAKE A BIG SCENE. 925 00:31:12,594 --> 00:31:13,634 - I WANNA MEET THE ONE PERSON WHO IS COMPLAINING, 926 00:31:13,733 --> 00:31:15,013 SO I CAN ASK THEM TO LEAVE. MAYBE THEY SHOULD LEAVE. 927 00:31:15,114 --> 00:31:16,294 WHAT'S THEIR BILL? MAYBE OURS IS MORE. 928 00:31:16,391 --> 00:31:17,951 - SIR-- - WHO'S--WHICH ONE OF YOU GUYS 929 00:31:18,048 --> 00:31:18,808 IS COMPLAINING, HUH? YOU? 930 00:31:18,911 --> 00:31:21,091 OH, REALLY? GUY WITH THE KID. 931 00:31:21,189 --> 00:31:23,229 YOUR KID NEVER CRIED? YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN THIS SITUATION? 932 00:31:23,329 --> 00:31:24,709 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN A CLUB. - TAKE IT OUTSIDE! 933 00:31:24,813 --> 00:31:26,333 - OH, YOU WANNA GO OUTSIDE WITH ME? 934 00:31:26,436 --> 00:31:27,776 I WOULD LOVE THAT! I DON'T THINK YOU'RE GONNA LIKE 935 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,156 THE OUTCOME OF THAT. 936 00:31:29,266 --> 00:31:30,506 - I'LL BE HAPPY TO BOX UP EVERYTHING FOR YOU, 937 00:31:30,612 --> 00:31:31,992 BUT YOU HAVE TO GO. - OH, YEAH, LET'S SAY YEAH. 938 00:31:32,097 --> 00:31:33,617 BOX THIS UP. BOX THIS UP. 939 00:31:33,719 --> 00:31:35,269 AND WHY DON'T YOU BOX THAT UP, TOO, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, OKAY? 940 00:31:35,376 --> 00:31:36,826 AND AS MUCH AS I ONLY THINK THIS MEAL WAS WORTH ABOUT 6 BUCKS, 941 00:31:36,929 --> 00:31:38,899 I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND LEAVE YOU 40, 942 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,760 BECAUSE I HAVE CLASS! UNLIKE YOU GUYS. 943 00:31:40,864 --> 00:31:42,624 - I'M-- - IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SOUND 944 00:31:42,728 --> 00:31:45,898 OF A BABY CRYING, WHICH IS THE SOUND OF LIFE, EVERYBODY! 945 00:31:46,007 --> 00:31:48,287 UNLIKE THIS FOOD, WHICH IS CANCEROUS 946 00:31:48,389 --> 00:31:49,629 AND SHOULD BE SERVED ON AN AIRPLANE. 947 00:31:49,735 --> 00:31:50,735 MAKE SURE YOU BOX THAT ALL UP. 948 00:31:50,839 --> 00:31:52,319 OKAY. 949 00:31:56,086 --> 00:31:57,466 [approaching footsteps] 950 00:31:57,570 --> 00:31:58,990 - HELLO? 951 00:31:59,089 --> 00:32:00,019 AH. - HEY. 952 00:32:00,125 --> 00:32:02,745 - HI. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 953 00:32:02,851 --> 00:32:04,851 - OH, I WAS JUST IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, 954 00:32:04,957 --> 00:32:06,097 LIKE I ALWAYS AM NOW. 955 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:07,240 - OH, THAT'S RIGHT. 956 00:32:07,339 --> 00:32:08,309 WE GONNA DRINK ALL THOSE RIGHT NOW? 957 00:32:08,409 --> 00:32:09,889 - I THINK SO. - ALL RIGHT. 958 00:32:09,997 --> 00:32:11,957 I'M GAME. 959 00:32:12,068 --> 00:32:13,688 CRACK THAT FOR YOU? 960 00:32:13,793 --> 00:32:16,073 - [sighs] - THERE YOU GO. 961 00:32:16,175 --> 00:32:17,555 - THANKS. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 962 00:32:17,659 --> 00:32:19,869 - AH, JUST, YOU KNOW. - WANDERING THE STREETS? 963 00:32:19,972 --> 00:32:24,012 - YEAH, A LITTLE BIT. [chuckles] 964 00:32:24,114 --> 00:32:25,914 - WHAT'S UP? - HEY, WHAT IS UP? 965 00:32:26,013 --> 00:32:26,673 WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR KID AND MY EX-BOYFRIEND 966 00:32:26,772 --> 00:32:28,712 BEING FRIENDS? 967 00:32:28,808 --> 00:32:31,088 - YEAH, I THOUGHT THAT MIGHT BE A LITTLE AWKWARD. 968 00:32:31,190 --> 00:32:33,020 BUT IT'S-- MAX IS INTO PHOTOGRAPHY, 969 00:32:33,123 --> 00:32:34,403 HE WANDERED INTO HANK'S STUDIO, 970 00:32:34,504 --> 00:32:36,024 AND HANK'S KIND OF TAKEN HIM UNDER HIS WING. 971 00:32:36,126 --> 00:32:37,576 I HOPE IT'S NOT A PROBLEM, SO-- 972 00:32:37,679 --> 00:32:38,749 - OH, I DON'T KNOW. 973 00:32:38,853 --> 00:32:40,133 WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING AT MY PLACE TODAY. 974 00:32:40,234 --> 00:32:41,274 HE BROUGHT ME A CANDLE. 975 00:32:41,373 --> 00:32:42,653 - REALLY? 976 00:32:42,753 --> 00:32:43,383 - YEAH. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 977 00:32:43,478 --> 00:32:45,998 - I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S WEIRD. 978 00:32:46,102 --> 00:32:48,352 A CANDLE. - [sighs] 979 00:32:48,449 --> 00:32:49,799 - AND, HEY, AMBER GETTING MARRIED. 980 00:32:49,898 --> 00:32:50,828 HOW ABOUT THAT, HUH? - [scoffs] 981 00:32:50,934 --> 00:32:54,114 OH, ADAM, I MEAN, WHAT IS THAT? 982 00:32:54,213 --> 00:32:55,973 - SARAH, LOOK, THEY'RE YOUNG. THEY'RE IN LOVE, I MEAN-- 983 00:32:56,077 --> 00:32:58,907 - RYAN IS A GREAT GUY, BUT HE... 984 00:32:59,011 --> 00:33:02,121 HE'S HAD SOME ISSUES. - RIGHT. 985 00:33:02,221 --> 00:33:04,431 - WHO SOMETIMES GETS IN FIGHTS 986 00:33:04,534 --> 00:33:07,784 AND SOMETIMES... TAKES PILLS, AND... 987 00:33:07,882 --> 00:33:09,162 - BUT ISN'T THAT IN THE PAST? 988 00:33:09,263 --> 00:33:11,753 I MEAN, HE'S DEALING WITH THE PTSD. 989 00:33:11,851 --> 00:33:13,061 SEEMS LIKE HE'S DOING ALL RIGHT. 990 00:33:13,163 --> 00:33:14,513 - I DON'T KNOW. 991 00:33:14,613 --> 00:33:16,513 - I LIKE HIM. I THINK HE'S A GOOD GUY. 992 00:33:16,615 --> 00:33:18,785 - I LIKE HIM TOO, BUT... I DON'T KNOW. 993 00:33:18,893 --> 00:33:21,213 MARRIAGE. IT'S-- 994 00:33:21,309 --> 00:33:23,829 I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE HER MAKE A BIG MISTAKE. 995 00:33:23,932 --> 00:33:25,972 IT JUST SEEMS TOO SOON. 996 00:33:26,073 --> 00:33:27,873 DON'T YOU THINK? SHOULDN'T I SAY SOMETHING? 997 00:33:27,971 --> 00:33:29,151 - WELL, WAIT A MINUTE, ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT--LISTEN. 998 00:33:29,248 --> 00:33:30,698 HERE'S WHY IT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA. 999 00:33:30,801 --> 00:33:32,731 OKAY? YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU AND SETH CAME HOME, 1000 00:33:32,838 --> 00:33:33,978 ANNOUNCED THAT YOU WERE ENGAGED, AND DAD FLEW OFF THE HANDLE, 1001 00:33:34,081 --> 00:33:36,321 AND YOU GUYS GOT INTO A BIG FIGHT, 1002 00:33:36,428 --> 00:33:39,328 YOU WOULDN'T TALK TO DAD, AND THEN YOU AND SETH ELOPED? 1003 00:33:39,431 --> 00:33:41,541 SARAH, WE DIDN'T SEE YOU GUYS FOR A LONG TIME. 1004 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:45,130 - WELL...I'M NOT DAD. 1005 00:33:45,230 --> 00:33:46,780 - MAYBE RYAN ISN'T SETH. OKAY? 1006 00:33:46,886 --> 00:33:47,846 MAYBE HE'S GOT SOME ISSUES, 1007 00:33:47,956 --> 00:33:49,746 BUT MAYBE HE CAN WORK THROUGH THEM. 1008 00:33:49,855 --> 00:33:52,125 SO LET THEM... 1009 00:33:52,237 --> 00:33:53,377 I'M JUST SAYING, DON'T DO ANYTHING 1010 00:33:53,479 --> 00:33:53,999 THAT'S GONNA DRIVE AMBER AWAY. 1011 00:33:54,101 --> 00:33:56,341 THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. 1012 00:33:56,448 --> 00:33:57,828 IF THEY'RE GONNA GET MARRIED, THEY'RE GONNA GET MARRIED. 1013 00:33:57,932 --> 00:34:00,142 - SHE'S NOT GONNA ELOPE, IS SHE? 1014 00:34:00,245 --> 00:34:02,105 [sighs] OH, NO. 1015 00:34:02,212 --> 00:34:05,392 [folk pop music] 1016 00:34:05,491 --> 00:34:08,181 [hammering] 1017 00:34:10,462 --> 00:34:11,812 - HEY, SWEETIE. YOU KNOW, IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT. 1018 00:34:11,911 --> 00:34:14,741 - YEAH, I KNOW. 1019 00:34:14,845 --> 00:34:18,085 - YOU COMING TO BED? - YEAH. 1020 00:34:18,194 --> 00:34:18,994 YEAH, AS SOON AS I, UH... 1021 00:34:19,091 --> 00:34:21,681 YOU KNOW, THAT KID WAS RIGHT. 1022 00:34:21,783 --> 00:34:25,793 MAN, THERE IS...DRY ROT ALL THE WAY THROUGH THIS THING. 1023 00:34:25,891 --> 00:34:27,311 I DON'T KNOW HOW I MISSED IT. 1024 00:34:31,690 --> 00:34:34,180 - [sighs] OH, WHAT ARE WE DOING, ZEEK? 1025 00:34:34,279 --> 00:34:36,349 - WELL, I'M TRYING TO SAVE MONEY ON A NEW ALARM SYSTEM. 1026 00:34:36,453 --> 00:34:38,323 THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING. - YES, I KNOW. 1027 00:34:38,421 --> 00:34:40,181 BUT IT'S NOT JUST THE WINDOWS. 1028 00:34:40,285 --> 00:34:41,975 IT'S THE DRAIN IN THE GUEST BATHROOM. 1029 00:34:42,080 --> 00:34:43,980 AND THE SCREENS ON THE SIDE PORCH. 1030 00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:45,292 IT'S THE RAILING OUT HERE. 1031 00:34:45,393 --> 00:34:47,433 YOU KNOW THERE'S A NEW LEAK IN THE UTILITY ROOM? 1032 00:34:47,533 --> 00:34:48,433 - HUH. - I'M TELLING YOU, 1033 00:34:48,534 --> 00:34:49,544 WE'RE GONNA NEED A NEW ROOF. 1034 00:34:49,639 --> 00:34:50,949 - WELL...WELL, I THINK THAT ROOF'S OKAY. 1035 00:34:51,054 --> 00:34:54,024 I'LL GET UP THERE AND CHECK IT TOMORROW. 1036 00:34:54,126 --> 00:34:57,536 [tools clattering] 1037 00:35:00,546 --> 00:35:04,476 [hammering] 1038 00:35:04,585 --> 00:35:06,825 - HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT DOWNSIZING? 1039 00:35:06,932 --> 00:35:07,932 MAYBE? 1040 00:35:08,036 --> 00:35:12,246 YOU KNOW, MOVE INTO A SMALLER PLACE? 1041 00:35:12,351 --> 00:35:13,041 - YOU MEAN LIKE A RETIREMENT HOME? 1042 00:35:13,145 --> 00:35:16,035 - [laughs] RETIREMENT HOME? 1043 00:35:16,148 --> 00:35:17,868 - YEAH. - NO, I'M TALKING ABOUT 1044 00:35:17,977 --> 00:35:19,147 A CONDOMINIUM. - MM-HMM. 1045 00:35:19,255 --> 00:35:22,835 - CLOSE TO MUSEUMS. WE COULD WALK TO RESTAURANTS. 1046 00:35:22,948 --> 00:35:25,878 YOU KNOW, WE'D BE SURROUNDED BY ALL THAT CULTURE. 1047 00:35:25,985 --> 00:35:26,915 - OH, YEAH, WHOOPEE. 1048 00:35:27,021 --> 00:35:29,441 I DON'T CARE FOR THE CITY, REALLY. 1049 00:35:29,541 --> 00:35:30,961 I KIND OF LIKE IT HERE. 1050 00:35:31,059 --> 00:35:34,169 - YOU LOVE IT HERE. 1051 00:35:34,270 --> 00:35:36,440 AND SO DO I. 1052 00:35:36,548 --> 00:35:38,068 THIS HOUSE IS A PART OF US. 1053 00:35:38,170 --> 00:35:41,210 WE RAISED OUR BABIES HERE. 1054 00:35:43,382 --> 00:35:47,112 WE MADE A LOT OF MEMORIES HERE. 1055 00:35:47,214 --> 00:35:49,184 BUT, UH...YOU KNOW, LET'S FACE IT. 1056 00:35:49,285 --> 00:35:51,975 THAT--THE KIDS DON'T COME AROUND HALF AS MUCH 1057 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:52,870 AS THEY USED TO. - YEAH, THEY DO. 1058 00:35:52,978 --> 00:35:55,838 - AND THE GUEST HOUSE IS STANDING THERE EMPTY. 1059 00:35:55,946 --> 00:35:57,566 - HEY, COME ON, THEY WERE HERE SUNDAY, YOU KNOW? 1060 00:35:57,672 --> 00:35:59,502 - ALL WE DO IS PUTTER AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY, 1061 00:35:59,605 --> 00:36:01,495 WAITING FOR THE MAIL TO COME. 1062 00:36:01,607 --> 00:36:02,917 I MEAN, DON'T YOU EVER WANT MORE? 1063 00:36:03,022 --> 00:36:05,722 - [sighs] 1064 00:36:05,818 --> 00:36:07,988 [tools clatter] 1065 00:36:08,096 --> 00:36:10,886 MORE WHAT? - EVERYTHING. 1066 00:36:10,996 --> 00:36:12,616 LIFE. 1067 00:36:12,722 --> 00:36:13,932 YOU KNOW, IF WE WERE IN A CONDO, 1068 00:36:14,033 --> 00:36:15,073 YOU WOULDN'T BE SPENDING ALL YOUR TIME FIXING THINGS. 1069 00:36:15,173 --> 00:36:17,243 WE COULD DO STUFF. 1070 00:36:17,347 --> 00:36:18,657 WE COULD HAVE A LITTLE FUN. 1071 00:36:18,762 --> 00:36:21,562 TRAVEL, GO PLACES. HAVE ADVENTURES. 1072 00:36:21,662 --> 00:36:24,532 AND WE'D HAVE THE MONEY TO DO IT. 1073 00:36:24,630 --> 00:36:27,630 I MEAN, THIS IS IT. SEE? 1074 00:36:27,737 --> 00:36:31,737 THIS IS THE START OF OUR ACT THREE. 1075 00:36:33,294 --> 00:36:37,304 I JUST DON'T WANT TO LET IT SLIP AWAY. 1076 00:36:38,299 --> 00:36:41,059 - SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU WANT TO SELL OUR HOUSE. 1077 00:36:41,164 --> 00:36:44,654 - I THINK WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT IT. 1078 00:37:08,433 --> 00:37:08,643 . 1079 00:37:08,674 --> 00:37:10,924 - GET IN THERE. - MORNING. 1080 00:37:11,021 --> 00:37:12,441 - OH! HEY, JULIA. 1081 00:37:12,540 --> 00:37:13,230 - LOOK WHO'S ON TIME WHEN IT DOESN'T MATTER. 1082 00:37:13,334 --> 00:37:16,684 - AH, WELL. [scoffs] - I KNOW. 1083 00:37:16,786 --> 00:37:17,956 - COME ON, THAT WAS ALL PART OF THE MASTER PLAN. 1084 00:37:18,063 --> 00:37:20,483 YOU KNOW, I NEEDED SOMEBODY ELSE ON MY SUSTAINABILITY TEAM. 1085 00:37:20,583 --> 00:37:22,593 - WELL, GOOD WORK. - [laughs] 1086 00:37:22,688 --> 00:37:25,858 - UM, HEY, I ACTUALLY HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING. 1087 00:37:25,967 --> 00:37:28,827 - WHAT'S UP? 1088 00:37:28,936 --> 00:37:32,906 - I, UM, DON'T WORK FOR DENGRAF AND PROSSLER ANYMORE. 1089 00:37:33,009 --> 00:37:33,939 - OH, NO. WHAT HAPPENED? 1090 00:37:34,044 --> 00:37:36,154 - NO, I-I HAVEN'T WORKED FOR THEM FOR A YEAR. 1091 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:39,954 I-I QUIT. THEY WOULD HAVE FIRED ME ANYWAY 1092 00:37:40,050 --> 00:37:40,950 FOR THE MISTAKE THAT I MADE. 1093 00:37:41,051 --> 00:37:42,021 I JUST-- I LIED TO YOU ABOUT IT, 1094 00:37:42,121 --> 00:37:44,921 AND I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT I FELT THE NEED TO DO THAT, 1095 00:37:45,021 --> 00:37:46,191 BUT I DID, AND I'M SORRY. 1096 00:37:46,298 --> 00:37:50,438 - WOW. THAT'S MESSED UP. 1097 00:37:50,544 --> 00:37:52,964 I REALLY DON'T THINK WE SHOULD HANG OUT ANYMORE. 1098 00:37:54,133 --> 00:37:56,143 - OKAY. - REALLY? 1099 00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:58,999 NOTHING? COME ON! THAT WAS A JOKE. 1100 00:37:59,104 --> 00:38:00,834 - YOU WERE JOK-- - I WAS JOKING! 1101 00:38:00,933 --> 00:38:02,313 YOU GOTTA LIGHTEN UP! - THAT WAS REALLY MEAN. 1102 00:38:02,418 --> 00:38:05,318 - [laughs] - JEEZ. OKAY. 1103 00:38:05,421 --> 00:38:07,911 - YOU WERE TRYING TO PUFF YOURSELF UP A LITTLE BIT. 1104 00:38:08,009 --> 00:38:09,179 IT'S NO BIG DEAL-- PEOPLE DO IT ALL THE TIME. 1105 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:10,247 IT TOOK ME SIX WEEKS BEFORE 1106 00:38:10,357 --> 00:38:11,877 I COULD EVEN SAY THE WORD OUT LOUD. 1107 00:38:11,979 --> 00:38:13,359 "UNEMPLOYED." - I KNOW. WELL, LIKE-- 1108 00:38:13,463 --> 00:38:14,533 - UGH, IT STILL HURTS. - RIGHT? 1109 00:38:14,637 --> 00:38:15,777 - YEAH, LIKE, WE'RE LOSING OUR SKIN. 1110 00:38:15,879 --> 00:38:17,089 FINGERS AND TOES ARE FALLING OFF EVERYWHERE WE GO. 1111 00:38:17,191 --> 00:38:21,231 - YEAH. THAT'S ALMOST EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY. 1112 00:38:21,333 --> 00:38:23,473 - FIGURED. - BUT NOT QUITE. 1113 00:38:23,577 --> 00:38:24,227 OKAY. SO WE'RE GOOD? 1114 00:38:24,336 --> 00:38:26,506 - WE'RE GOOD. YEAH. 1115 00:38:26,614 --> 00:38:28,104 I'LL SEE YOU MONDAY. 1116 00:38:28,202 --> 00:38:29,382 GO, GREEN TEAM, HUH? 1117 00:38:29,479 --> 00:38:30,579 - HEY, RECYCLING TABLE. 1118 00:38:30,687 --> 00:38:31,547 - SUSTAINABILITY! - YEAH! 1119 00:38:31,654 --> 00:38:33,934 - WHOO HOO! - SAVIN' THE WORLD! 1120 00:38:36,141 --> 00:38:37,591 - BARKEEP. BARKEEP. BARKEEP. 1121 00:38:37,694 --> 00:38:40,324 GET ME A NICE, COLD SODA, AND MAKE IT COLD AS HELL, 1122 00:38:40,421 --> 00:38:42,291 OR I'M GONNA PULL MY SIX-SHOOTER ON YOU. 1123 00:38:42,389 --> 00:38:43,629 - CAN I HAVE AN ORANGE SODA? 1124 00:38:43,735 --> 00:38:44,935 - YEAH, YOU CAN HAVE WHATEVER YOU WANT. 1125 00:38:45,046 --> 00:38:47,076 - GO CRAZY. 1126 00:38:47,186 --> 00:38:49,906 UH-HUH. CHOCOLATE AND CAFFEINE. 1127 00:38:50,017 --> 00:38:52,777 LOOK AT THIS PRO. 1128 00:38:52,882 --> 00:38:54,402 [top pops] 1129 00:38:55,954 --> 00:38:58,514 - MMM. 1130 00:38:58,612 --> 00:38:59,102 YOU KNOW WHAT A JAILBREAK IS, RIGHT? 1131 00:38:59,198 --> 00:39:01,298 - A JAILBREAK? NO. 1132 00:39:01,408 --> 00:39:02,198 - YEAH, A JAILBREAK, WHERE DAD SIGNS HIS KID 1133 00:39:02,305 --> 00:39:04,475 OUT OF SCHOOL FOR A COUPLE HOURS, 1134 00:39:04,583 --> 00:39:05,273 AND MOM DOESN'T KNOW, AND THEN THEY KEEP IT A SECRET? 1135 00:39:05,377 --> 00:39:07,477 YOU KNOW? - [giggles] 1136 00:39:07,586 --> 00:39:09,206 - LIKE, LET'S SAY I WAS THE DAD IN THIS SCENARIO, 1137 00:39:09,312 --> 00:39:11,802 AND YOU WERE THE SON. - OKAY, YEAH. 1138 00:39:11,901 --> 00:39:13,631 - I BROKE YOU OUT BECAUSE I WANT TO ADMIT TO YOU 1139 00:39:13,730 --> 00:39:17,150 THAT WE HAVE BEEN FOCUSING ON YOUR SISTER A LOT LATELY, 1140 00:39:17,251 --> 00:39:19,911 AND I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN FEELING LIKE A SECOND-CLASS CITIZEN, 1141 00:39:20,012 --> 00:39:22,772 AND I'M SORRY. - YEAH, SHE CRIES A LOT. 1142 00:39:22,877 --> 00:39:24,947 - YEAH. SHE CRIES ALL THE TIME. 1143 00:39:25,052 --> 00:39:26,232 - HURTS MY EARS. 1144 00:39:26,329 --> 00:39:27,429 - YEAH, IT HURTS MY BONES. 1145 00:39:27,537 --> 00:39:29,017 - AND WE ALWAYS HAVE TO BE QUIET 1146 00:39:29,125 --> 00:39:29,565 'CAUSE SHE'S ALWAYS SLEEPING. 1147 00:39:29,677 --> 00:39:31,747 - I KNOW. SHE'S THE WORST. 1148 00:39:31,852 --> 00:39:33,092 SHE'S THE WORST WE'VE GOT. - YEAH. 1149 00:39:33,198 --> 00:39:35,098 - AND THAT'S OUR PLACE. THAT'S YOUR NICE CLUBHOUSE. 1150 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:38,170 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THERE HAVING FUN AND... 1151 00:39:38,272 --> 00:39:40,522 CUTTING UP, BUT NO... 1152 00:39:40,619 --> 00:39:42,519 WE GOTTA TIPTOE AROUND OR THE BABY'LL WAKE UP. 1153 00:39:42,621 --> 00:39:43,621 IT'S THE WORST. 1154 00:39:43,726 --> 00:39:45,136 - YEAH. [giggles] 1155 00:39:45,244 --> 00:39:46,524 - [cracks knuckles] I DON'T LIKE IT. 1156 00:39:46,625 --> 00:39:48,655 - ME EITHER. - BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 1157 00:39:48,765 --> 00:39:50,525 WE'RE NOT AT HOME RIGHT NOW. 1158 00:39:50,629 --> 00:39:51,909 AND WE DON'T HAVE TO BE QUIET. 1159 00:39:52,010 --> 00:39:53,110 - [giggles] WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 1160 00:39:53,218 --> 00:39:54,248 - WHAT'S THAT SMELL? [sniffs] DO YOU SMELL THAT? 1161 00:39:54,357 --> 00:39:57,947 - NO. - FATHER/SON JAM SESSION! HUH? 1162 00:39:58,050 --> 00:39:59,500 WHAT DO YOU WANT, YOU WANT THE DRUMS OR THE GUITAR? 1163 00:39:59,604 --> 00:40:02,234 - THE DRUMS! - YEAH, DRUMS! 1164 00:40:02,330 --> 00:40:03,850 [knock at door] 1165 00:40:03,953 --> 00:40:05,133 - YOU JUST LEAVE IT OPEN? YOU KIDDING ME? 1166 00:40:05,230 --> 00:40:08,300 - THIS IS NOT A NEW THING. WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS. 1167 00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:10,336 - [grunting] 1168 00:40:10,442 --> 00:40:12,132 [chuckles] 1169 00:40:12,237 --> 00:40:13,407 OH, PLACE IS LOOKING NICE. 1170 00:40:13,514 --> 00:40:16,104 - THANKS. YEAH, IT'S COMING ALONG. 1171 00:40:16,206 --> 00:40:17,586 - MM! - GLAD YOU COULD COME BY. 1172 00:40:17,691 --> 00:40:19,141 RYAN'S AT THE GYM, SO IT'S A GOOD TIME. 1173 00:40:19,244 --> 00:40:21,284 - THAT'S THE LAST GUY WHO SHOULD BE AT THE GYM. 1174 00:40:21,384 --> 00:40:23,354 - WELL, IT TAKES MAINTENANCE, YOU KNOW. 1175 00:40:23,455 --> 00:40:26,315 - APPARENTLY. 1176 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,294 - SO WHAT'S UP? 1177 00:40:28,391 --> 00:40:30,221 - WELL, I'VE BEEN THINKING. 1178 00:40:30,324 --> 00:40:33,264 AND I REALIZE THAT... 1179 00:40:33,361 --> 00:40:35,231 THERE'S A QUESTION I HAVE 1180 00:40:35,329 --> 00:40:38,229 THAT I HAVEN'T ASKED. 1181 00:40:38,332 --> 00:40:40,232 - OKAY. SOUNDS...OMINOUS. 1182 00:40:44,338 --> 00:40:47,788 - IS RYAN THE MAN 1183 00:40:47,893 --> 00:40:50,173 THAT YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH? 1184 00:40:52,035 --> 00:40:54,305 - [chuckles softly] 1185 00:40:54,417 --> 00:40:59,247 WITHOUT A DOUBT IN MY HEART, 100%. 1186 00:40:59,353 --> 00:41:00,223 I LOVE HIM. 1187 00:41:02,874 --> 00:41:05,124 - THEN THAT'S ALL I NEED TO KNOW. 1188 00:41:09,777 --> 00:41:12,497 YOUR DAD AND I GOT MARRIED 1189 00:41:12,608 --> 00:41:14,958 IN A COURTHOUSE. 1190 00:41:15,058 --> 00:41:17,538 AND, ON THAT DAY, 1191 00:41:17,647 --> 00:41:21,097 I WAS WEARING A... TRAGIC SKORT. 1192 00:41:21,202 --> 00:41:23,312 - [laughs] OH, NO. 1193 00:41:23,411 --> 00:41:25,311 - AND THE COUPLE IN FRONT OF US 1194 00:41:25,413 --> 00:41:27,283 HAD KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR UNDER A WEEK. 1195 00:41:27,381 --> 00:41:32,211 AND I WAS HAPPY, BUT... 1196 00:41:32,317 --> 00:41:36,387 IT WASN'T THE DAY I HAD PICTURED. 1197 00:41:36,494 --> 00:41:39,574 WITH YOUR PERMISSION... 1198 00:41:39,669 --> 00:41:41,399 I WOULD LIKE TO HELP GIVE YOU 1199 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:44,639 THE DAY THAT YOU PICTURED. 1200 00:41:44,743 --> 00:41:46,643 - [tearful laugh] 1201 00:41:46,745 --> 00:41:50,335 - THAT HONORS HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT RYAN 1202 00:41:50,438 --> 00:41:52,578 AND HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU. 1203 00:41:52,682 --> 00:41:54,822 [crying] SO... 1204 00:41:54,926 --> 00:41:56,476 [sighs] 1205 00:41:56,583 --> 00:41:57,793 WE'RE GONNA LOOK AT THESE MAGAZINES... 1206 00:41:57,894 --> 00:41:59,764 - OH, GOD. MOM! [both laughing] 1207 00:41:59,862 --> 00:42:02,662 - FOR A LONG, LONG TIME. 1208 00:42:02,761 --> 00:42:05,071 AND WE'RE GONNA LOOK AT ALL THE DRESSES, 1209 00:42:05,177 --> 00:42:09,037 AND WE, MY FRIEND, ARE GONNA HAVE AN APPLETINI. 1210 00:42:09,147 --> 00:42:11,147 - [laughing] 1211 00:42:11,252 --> 00:42:12,882 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1212 00:42:12,978 --> 00:42:14,318 - LET'S PLAN YOUR WEDDING. 1213 00:42:14,428 --> 00:42:16,878 - [laughing] OKAY. - OKAY? 1214 00:42:16,982 --> 00:42:19,192 - I'M SO EXCITED TO BE HERE WITH YOU TODAY 1215 00:42:19,295 --> 00:42:21,295 TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THIS OUTSTANDING WOMAN 1216 00:42:21,400 --> 00:42:22,570 YOU'RE ABOUT TO MEET. 1217 00:42:22,678 --> 00:42:24,368 - YOU SUPPORT ME ON THIS? - I DO. 1218 00:42:24,472 --> 00:42:26,062 - YOU GOT MY BACK, RIGHT? 1219 00:42:26,164 --> 00:42:27,374 - A WOMAN WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO QUIT. 1220 00:42:27,475 --> 00:42:29,335 - YEAH. - SHE'S A SURVIVOR. 1221 00:42:29,443 --> 00:42:30,893 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 1222 00:42:30,996 --> 00:42:32,446 PLEASE JOIN ME IN WELCOMING 1223 00:42:32,550 --> 00:42:35,310 THE NEXT MAYOR OF BERKELEY, 1224 00:42:35,414 --> 00:42:36,904 KRISTINA BRAVERMAN. 1225 00:42:37,002 --> 00:42:39,112 [applause] - CAN YOU CLAP FOR MOMMY? 1226 00:42:39,211 --> 00:42:40,591 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1227 00:42:42,836 --> 00:42:46,076 THANK YOU, HEATHER, FOR THAT WARM INTRODUCTION. 1228 00:42:46,184 --> 00:42:49,264 WOW, UH, THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE TODAY. 1229 00:42:49,359 --> 00:42:51,879 MY NAME IS KRISTINA BRAVERMAN, AND I'M SO EXCITED 1230 00:42:51,983 --> 00:42:55,063 TO BE HERE TO ANNOUNCE MY CANDIDACY FOR MAYOR. 1231 00:44:55,209 --> 00:44:56,179 .