- HEY. - CAN I COME IN?
I WANTED TO TELL YOU THAT I'M REALLY SORRY
ABOUT YOUR AUNT.
- WHY DIDN'T YOU WORK LATE ON THE NIGHT
OF THE STUPID BASEBALL GAME
INSTEAD OF ON MY RECITAL?
- I DON'T WANT TO SCREW IT UP.
I JUST WOULD LIKE TO TAKE A LITTLE TIME,
TAKE IT A LITTLE SLOW.
- YOU LIKE HIM, THOUGH, RIGHT, DAD?
- I MEAN, THE KID JUST GOT BACK FROM AFGHANISTAN.
YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU'RE GOING THROUGH IT,
IT'S THE ONES THAT ARE CLOSEST TO YOU
THAT GET HURT THE MOST.
- YOU SHOULD SEE THESE WOMEN
AFTER THEY'VE BEEN IN CHEMO.
THE THOUGHT OF KRISTINA HAVING TO GO
THROUGH THAT IS...SCARY.
YOU KEPT THIS FROM ME
BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT'S CRAZY.
- I DIDN'T KEEP THIS FROM YOU.
- HONEY, YOU JUST HAD CHEMO. - IT JUST CAME UP.
THREE DAYS AGO, ADAM.
I'M TOTALLY FINE.
JUST FINE. - YOU KNOW, YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO TAKE IT EASY, AND, AS MUCH AS I LOVE MICAH,
TAKING CARE OF A KID IN A WHEELCHAIR
OVER THE WEEKEND'S NOT TAKING IT EASY.
- OKAY, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY TO THESE PEOPLE?
THEY WERE IN A PICKLE, OKAY?
- WELL, YOU SAY NO. - I CAN'T SAY NO.
- YEAH, YOU DO. YOU SAY, "I WISH I COULD HELP YOU,
BUT I CAN'T RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I HAVE CANCER."
- I CAN'T SAY THAT TO THEM.
THEY DON'T KNOW THAT I HAVE CANCER.
THEY WOULD FEEL AWFUL.
- WELL, WHO CARES IF THEY FEEL AWFUL?
[door bell rings] - ADAM.
- OH, LOOK AT THAT. THEY'RE HERE ALREADY.
- I'LL--IT'S GONNA BE FINE... - HOW ABOUT THAT?
- AND FINE. JUST RELAX.
I NEED YOU TO BE ON BOARD WITH ME, OKAY?
MAX IS EXCITED ABOUT THE SLEEPOVER.
WIPE THE SCOWL OFF YOUR FACE.
DON'T GET FUNNY.
all: HEY. - HOW'S IT GOING?
- OH, KRISTINA, THANK YOU. - OF COURSE.
- I REALLY APPRECIATE THIS ONE, ADAM.
- NOT A PROBLEM. NOT A PROBLEM.
LET ME TAKE THAT FROM YOU. - HI, BUDDY.
DID YOU GET SOME NEW WHEELS?
LOOKING GOOD. - HEY, MICAH.
SHAKE HER UP. THERE WE GO.
- YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD, BUDDY. YOU EXCITED?
- HI, MAX! - LOOK AT OTIS.
HE'S GROWN LIKE A FOOT EXACTLY.
COME ON, LET'S GO. - NO WAY.
- ALL RIGHT, MICAH, HAVE FUN, BUDDY.
- WE'RE SO SORRY,
BUT WE'RE RUNNING A LITTLE BIT LATE.
EVERYTHING'S PACKED.
HIS MEDICINE IS IN THIS BAG.
- I GOT IT. I GOT IT.
OKAY, WE KNOW THE DRILL. - GREAT.
- YOU GUYS HAVE A GREAT TIME.
- WHERE ARE YOU HEADED? - WE'RE SO JEALOUS.
- VEGAS. YEAH.
WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS. - VEGAS.
- LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS FOR A LONG TIME, HUH?
- YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT VEGAS?
- WHAT HAPPENS THERE, STAYS THERE, RIGHT?
AM I RIGHT? - IS THAT WHAT THEY SAY?
- ALWAYS.
SO TRUE. THAT IS SO FUN.
- YEAH. - YOU GUYS SHOULD GO.
WE HAVE THIS UNDER CONTROL.
- YEAH, HAVE FUN. - YOU GUYS ARE LIFE SAVERS.
- THANK YOU. - YOU BET.
- THANKS SO MUCH. - HAVE FUN.
- WE'LL SEE YOU. - GO PLAY SOME ROULETTE.
- BYE, GUYS. - OH, THANK YOU.
BYE. - HAVE FUN, GUYS.
OKAY. SO THAT WAS THE BIG EMERGENCY, HUH, VEGAS?
- HONEY, I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE GOING TO VEGAS.
- YOU DIDN'T KNOW? - OKAY? I'M SORRY.
- YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT WE HAD TO BE THERE FOR THEM
FOR THEIR BIG WEEKEND OF SIN?
- OH, MY GOD. CALM DOWN, OKAY?
- WHAT? I'D LIKE TO GO TO VEGAS.
- DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED
LAST TIME WE WENT TO VEGAS?
- YEAH. THAT'S WHY I WANT TO GO AGAIN.
- TIME TO GET UP. RISE AND SHINE.
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. MAMA, IT'S SATURDAY.
- I KNOW. I LET YOU SLEEP IN.
- NO, GO AWAY, GO AWAY, GO AWAY,
GO AWAY, PLEASE?
- IT'S ALMOST 9:00,
AND I'VE BEEN UP FOR THREE HOURS.
I NEED YOUR HELP. - DID YOU STAY UP
TILL 3:00 IN THE MORNING? NO.
- NO, I DIDN'T. - WHAT DO YOU NEED MY HELP WITH?
- THE PARTY.
- WHAT PAR-- - THE PARTY.
- OH, MY-- THAT'S THIS WEEKEND?
- MM-HMM.
YES, WE'RE GONNA HAVE 18 PARENTS FROM SYCAMORE HERE
EXPECTING AN AUTHENTIC ITALIAN DINNER.
- NO, NO, NO, I DON'T WANT THEM
TO HAVE ITALIAN DINNER AT OUR HOUSE.
- TOO LATE. I NEED YOU
TO GO BY THE PARTY PLACE AND PICK UP
THE RENTAL CHAIRS.
- I DON'T EVEN KNOW THESE PEOPLE, OKAY?
I DON'T HAVE TIME TO SEE THE PEOPLE I WANT TO SEE.
THEY HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN VETTED.
THEY COULD BE ANIMALS.
AND YOU'VE INVITED 'EM INTO OUR HOUSE,
AND THEY'RE GONNA TEAR THE PLACE APART, ALL RIGHT?
- COME ON. GET IT TOGETHER.
GO PICK UP THE CHAIRS,
TAKE JABBAR WITH YOU SO HE'LL BE OUT OF MY HAIR,
AND, UM, IT'LL BE FUN.
I PROMISE.
- ISN'T HE OLD ENOUGH TO SEND HIM?
- NOPE. - WITH A LITTLE BASKET ON HIS...
- GET UP.
all: THREE, TWO, ONE, PANTHERS.
- HE PLAYED SO GOOD. - YOU SAID WE WOULD BE DONE
AN HOUR AGO. - SYD, YOUR BROTHER GOT
TO PITCH THE LAST INNING, AND WE WON.
THAT'S HUGE. - I WANT TO GO SKATING.
- HEY, GUYS. - WE WILL BE.
WE'RE GOING RIGHT NOW, OKAY?
- NICE JOB, ERIC.
- HEY. - HEY.
- WHAT A STUD.
- CHASE AND EMMETT ARE GOING OUT FOR BURGERS AND SHAKES.
CAN I GO? - THEY INVITED YOU?
- YEAH, ALL OF US. CAN WE GO?
both: YES. - SOUNDS GREAT, HONEY.
- OKAY, GREAT, SO YOU GUYS CAN JUST FOLLOW US,
AND I'LL RIDE WITH THEM. - OKAY.
- I DON'T WANT BURGERS.
- OH, SWEETIE. OKAY, WE'LL MAKE IT FAST.
- YOU SAID WE WERE GOING SKATING.
- I KNOW, SYD,
BUT YOUR BROTHER'S EXCITED ABOUT CELEBRATING,
SO WE'RE GONNA GO TO LUNCH,
HAVE A GOOD TIME, AND THEN WE CAN GO DO SOMETHING ELSE, OKAY?
COME ON. - FAST.
- SUPER FAST. - COME ON, COME ON.
- IT'LL BE GOOD. - LET'S GO.
- YOU HUNGRY? COME ON.
- MILKSHAKES!
[knock at door]
- HI. - HEY.
COME IN.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO KNOCK.
GOOD MORNING. IF YOU'RE HERE TO PICK ME UP
FOR DINNER, IT'S ABOUT 12 1/2 HOURS TOO EARLY.
- I'M SORRY. I CAN'T MAKE IT TO DINNER.
- OH. - YEAH.
- WHAT'S UP? SIT DOWN.
- WELL, IT'S JUST THIS THING CAME UP
LAST MINUTE, AND I'M GONNA HAVE
TO TAKE A TRIP DOWN TO BAKERSFIELD.
- OH.
IS THAT ALL YOU CAN GIVE ME?
A MYSTERIOUS BAKERSFIELD AWAITS KIND OF THING?
- NO, IT'S JUST A LAST-MINUTE-- IT'S A--
IT'S--IT'S A FUNERAL.
- OH.
- IT'S ONE OF THE--ONE OF THE GUYS FROM MY OLD UNIT.
- RYAN. - SO EVERYONE'S KIND OF--
- I'M SORRY. ARE YOU OKAY?
- YEAH.
YEAH, SO I'LL MAKE IT UP TO YOU.
- YEAH.
- OKAY? SORRY.
- UM...
WOULD YOU WANT ME TO GO WITH YOU?
I MEAN,
I GENUINELY LOVE ROAD TRIPS,
AND I'M ALSO PRETTY FOND OF YOU.
AND I THINK IT COULD BE FUN.
NOT FUN.
BUT, YOU KNOW, JUST NICE
TO BE TOGETHER, AND I--
IF YOU WANTED THAT,
I'M HERE.
- YEAH.
- YEAH? - YEAH.
- OKAY.
[loud music playing in other room]
- DREW?
ARE YOU IN THERE?
HEY. OH, MY GOD.
- WHAT THE HELL? - OH, SORRY.
I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T...
[Lucy Schwartz's When We Were Young]
♪
♪ WHEN WE WERE YOUNG WE WERE SMALL ♪
♪ BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW IT ♪
♪ AH AHH AH
♪ WHEN YOU WERE HURT YOU WOULD SMILE ♪
♪ SO YOU DIDN'T SHOW IT ♪
♪ AH AHH AH
♪ AND I
♪ CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MINE
♪
♪ CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MINE ♪
♪
♪ CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MINE ♪
- VICTOR'S AWESOME. - YEAH.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THESE ARE OUR FRIES.
WHY DON'T YOU GO BUY YOUR OWN?
- HE WAS ON THE YANKEES, RIGHT?
- NO. - NO, WE JUST ADOPTED OUR SON.
- OKAY, GO ORDER MORE. THAT'S THE POWER OF MONEY.
- I'M SURE HE DIDN'T PLAY LAST YEAR.
WHY DON'T YOU GO ORDER MORE? - THAT'S SO COOL.
- IT IS. PARDON ME FOR JUST ONE SEC.
- OH, SURE.
- HEY, HEY, HEY, WHAT'S HAPPENING?
- MAKE HER STOP. THESE ARE OUR FRIES.
- I JUST WANT SOME CHILI FRIES.
- OKAY, WELL, SO WE CAN GET SOME CHILI FRIES.
JUST LET YOUR BROTHER EAT FRIES WITH HIS FRIENDS.
- HE'S NOT MY BROTHER.
- SYDNEY.
- JUST GO AWAY. THESE ARE OUR FRIES, OKAY?
- HEY, SYD. HEY, SYDNEY.
- YOU RUIN EVERYTHING! - SYDNEY, WE ARE
NOT GOING ICE SKATING. - I DON'T CARE ANYMORE.
I HATE YOU SO-- IT'S NOT FAIR!
HE DOESN'T LET ME DO ANYTHING.
- LET'S GO OUTSIDE. - IT'S NOT!
- CALM DOWN. - JUST LET ME GO.
- IS SHE ADOPTED TOO?
[laughter]
- BYE. - BYE.
- LOOK, I'M REALLY SORRY ABOUT THAT.
- DUDE, I'M SORRY TOO.
- YEAH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE MONITORING THE S.A.T.
- YES, I WAS. I GOT OFF A LITTLE EARLY.
UM, WAIT. JUST WAIT A SECOND, DREW.
I JUST NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
I KNOW THAT I'M NOT YOUR DAD, BUT I JUST WANT
TO MAKE SURE, JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
ARE YOU-- YOU'RE BEING SMART?
- YEAH. YEAH.
- OKAY, YOU'RE WEARING CONDOMS-- - YES.
YES. THAT'S WHAT'S SMART.
I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT, YEAH.
- GOOD. AND IS AMY ON THE PILL?
OR IS-- - THAT'S NO ONE'S BUSINESS.
THAT'S WEIRD.
- WELL, YOU KIND OF MADE IT
MY BUSINESS WHEN YOU HAD SEX IN MY HOUSE.
IF SHE GOT PREGNANT, I'M ACCOUNTABLE.
- I'M SORRY. LOOK, SHE HAS A PRESCRIPTION.
SHE HASN'T DECIDED. - OKAY.
- SO, NO, NOT RIGHT NOW.
- WELL, IF SHE DOES GO ON THE PILL,
YOU MIGHT START TO WONDER WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
WITHOUT A CONDOM OR SOMETHING.
DO YOU WEAR CONDOMS EVERY TIME OR JUST SOMETIMES?
- YES, EVERY TIME. - OKAY.
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW--
I DON'T REALLY KNOW HER THAT WELL,
BUT THERE ARE STDs, AND HAS AMY BEEN WITH OTHER GUYS?
- SHE'S BEEN WITH ONE OTHER GUY.
IF THAT'S WHAT YOU NEEDED TO KNOW.
- I'M SURE IT'S FINE. IT'S NO JUDGMENT ON HER.
THERE ARE JUST-- YOU CAN STILL GET STDs.
IF YOU GET ONE, YOU CONTRACT IT FOR LIFE.
YOU HAVE TO TELL EVERY OTHER--
- I KNOW. - PARTNER. OKAY.
- LIKE, WILL YOU NOT--
WILL YOU NOT TELL MY MOM?
- UM...
- LIKE, I KNOW. I GET IT.
BUT PLEASE?
- ALL RIGHT.
YEAH. - OKAY.
THANKS. I'M SORRY, SERIOUSLY.
- NO, NO. NO PROBLEM.
JUST KEEP--YOU KNOW, KEEP BEING RESPONSIBLE
AND, YOU KNOW... - YEAH.
- UMM, 'KAY.
[music playing on radio]
- SO...
YOUR FRIEND, WHAT WAS HIS NAME?
- EVAN.
- WERE YOU GUYS CLOSE?
- YEAH.
- SO, I MEAN, DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT HAPPENED?
OR, I MEAN, WAS HE, LIKE, OVER THERE AND...
- NO. IT HAPPENED HERE.
- IT HAPPENED HERE?
- YEAH, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
- SO, AT THIS RATE, WE SHOULD BE THERE IN SIX DAYS?
- I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN.
- YOU SAID WE WERE TAKING A CAR.
- [laughs]
THAT'S VERY, VERY RUDE,
IF YOU MUST KNOW.
JUST ENJOY THE RIDE.
[video game explosions]
- [crying]
- I'M ALMOST DONE WITH THIS, OKAY?
- MOM, WHERE ARE THOSE NACHOS?
- HEY, MAX, OKAY, WE'RE WORKING ON IT.
- WE'RE HUNGRY. - WE'RE JUST CLEANING UP.
- OTIS IS PEEING ON THE CARPET.
- MAX, IF HE STARTS PEEING--
YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY-- PICK HIM UP, MAX.
- DON'T WORRY. I GOT IT, HONEY.
- WHY?
HE'S ALREADY PEEING ON THE CARPET.
- I GOT IT. - HONEY, I CAN DO THAT.
- I GOT IT. I GOT IT, HONEY. ARE YOU OKAY?
- I'M GOOD. - ALL RIGHT.
OTIS.
MAX, YOU CAN'T JUST SIT THERE
AND PLAY YOUR GAME, OKAY?
MAX, UP HERE. COME ON.
OKAY.
- HIT HIM WITH A ROLLED-UP NEWSPAPER
AND THEN STICK HIS NOSE IN IT TOO.
- NO, WE'RE NOT-- - THAT'S WHAT MY GRANDPA DOES.
- OKAY, NO, NO.
- OKAY, UM...
- TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THE DOG.
- HONEY... - HE'S ALREADY DONE.
- NO, NO, TAKE THE DOG OUTSIDE.
HONEY, ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT'S GOING ON?
- I'M GOING UPSTAIRS FOR A SECOND.
I'M NOT FEELING SO GOOD.
- YOU'RE OKAY, NORA. YOU'RE OKAY.
WHAT IS IT, HONEY? YOU ALL RIGHT?
- MM-HMM. - KRISTINA.
WHAT IS IT?
OH, GOD.
- [coughs] - OKAY. YOU'RE OKAY.
YOU'RE OKAY.
OKAY, HONEY, I GOT THIS.
CAN YOU MAKE IT TO THE BEDROOM?
OKAY. COME ON, LET'S GO.
- I'M SORRY, HONEY.
- I'M GONNA WALK WITH YOU. DON'T BE SORRY.
YOU'RE OKAY. - [crying]
- BE RIGHT THERE, NORA.
YOU'RE OKAY. - NORA, SHUT UP.
- MAX.
- I CAN--JUST GO. I GOT IT.
- HONEY, JUST LET ME MAKE SURE YOU GET UPSTAIRS SAFE.
- I'M FINE. I JUST HAD TO GET THAT OUT.
- OKAY. YOU GOT IT, HONEY?
- I'M GOOD.
[video game gunfire and Nora crying]
- BALL ON THE 38-YARD LINE. PASSALINO WILL OLD.
THIS'LL BE A 43-YARD FIELD GOAL ATTEMPT
FOR KURT BAILEY.
- HE SHOULD GO FOR IT.
43-YARD FIELD GOAL.
OH, MY GOD, IT'S A FAKE, IT'S A FAKE,
IT'S A FAKE. OH, MY GOD.
HE'S GETTING INTO THE END ZONE.
THEY JUST FAKED A FIELD GOAL.
DID YOU SEE THAT? - NO.
I DIDN'T REALIZE IT TAKES 30 MINUTES
TO WRAP FIVE NAPKIN THINGS.
- WHAT? HERE, I'M JUST DONE NOW.
LOOK. - GOOD.
- FINITO. - OKAY, GOOD.
NOW I NEED YOU TO GO TO THE STORE.
I NEED SOME SPARKLING LEMONADE AND FLOWERS.
- RIGHT NOW? I GOT TO GO TO THE STORE RIGHT NOW?
THE PARTY'S NOT TILL TOMORROW. HONEY, THE GAME IS ON.
SWEETIE, I'M WATCHING-- I'M WATCHING THAT.
- I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE GAME. I NEED YOU TO GO NOW.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE RIGHT.
TOMORROW'S RUINED. WE MIGHT AS WELL RUIN TODAY TOO.
LET'S MAKE IT A WHOLE CRAPSHOOT
FOR THE WHOLE WEEKEND.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS ISN'T FAIR.
YOU WANT EVERYONE TO THINK THAT YOU'RE SUCH THE GREAT PARENT,
BUT YOU WON'T DO THE WORK.
- OH. - YOU'RE A FREELOADER.
- OH, OH, I'M A FREELOADER? - YES, YOU ARE.
- REALLY? YOU KNOW WHAT YOU ARE? - WHAT?
- YOU'RE A DICTATOR. - OH, PLEASE.
- YEAH, A DICTATOR OF MY TIME.
HAVE YOU FAILED TO NOTICE
THAT I'VE BEEN BASICALLY WORKING TWO JOBS
SINCE ADAM LEFT? - YES, CROSBY.
THAT'S WHY I ONLY ASKED YOU TO DO A COUPLE THINGS.
YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT. - OKAY, I WORKED TILL 3:00
IN THE MORNING LAST NIGHT, AND I WORKED TILL 4:00
IN THE MORNING THE NIGHT BEFORE THAT.
THIS WEEKEND, IT'S ALL I GOT,
AND YOU'VE OVERSCHEDULED ME TO HANG OUT
WITH PEOPLE I DON'T EVEN LIKE.
- IT'S ONE STUPID WEEKEND.
- YEAH, MY STUPID WEEKEND.
- IT WAS YOUR IDEA.
- [laughing] OH! IT WAS MY IDEA?
- YOU WANTED TO DO THIS. - OKAY.
YEAH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE ME.
YEAH. LET'S HAVE STRANGERS OVER.
- WHY DOESN'T ANYBODY EAT THE KALE?
- I DON'T KNOW. - HEY, CAN I BORROW THE CAR?
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- UM, JUST TO A FRIEND'S.
- [laughs]
- WHAT FRIEND'S? - UM, AMY.
WE, LIKE, GOT BACK TOGETHER KIND OF, SO...
- OH, REALLY? - YEAH.
- SINCE--SINCE WHEN?
- IT'S PRETTY RECENT.
- HERE. TAKE MY CAR. - OH.
GREAT.
THANK YOU. - JUST ONE SCRATCH,
AND YOU'RE DEAD. RIGHT? THAT'S THE--
- IS THAT GOOD NEWS, I GUESS?
THAT'S GOOD NEWS, RIGHT?
- YEAH. - WAIT, I WANT
TO KNOW THE STORY.
- I'LL TELL YOU LATER.
I'LL TELL YOU LATER. - WHEN?
- IT'S A LONG STORY. TONIGHT.
- HAVE FUN. - BE CAREFUL.
- WHEN DID HE AND AMY GET BACK TOGETHER?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GUY-- THE SUMMER CAMP GUY, I WONDER?
- THE WHICH WHA--
- AMY LIKED ANOTHER GUY.
- OH, THAT-- YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
THE HELL WITH THAT GUY. I NEVER MET THAT GUY.
- YOU DIDN'T? - NO.
- YOU NEVER MET THE GUY THAT AMY WENT TO SUMMER CAMP WITH?
- NO, I NEVER MET-- - WHAT--
- GOD. - HAVE YOU COMMITTED A MURDER?
- NO. - IS THERE A COVER-UP?
- NO. - WHAT'S GOING ON?
- NO. - YOU'RE THE WORLD'S WORST LIAR.
DID YOU SEE THEM TOGETHER IN SCHOOL?
- NO, I-- ALL RIGHT.
I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
I...
I WALKED IN ON DREW AND AMY HAVING SEX
THIS MORNING
OVER IN THAT ROOM.
- OH, MY GOD.
- BUT I HANDLED IT.
WE HAD A GREAT TALK.
AND, YOU KNOW, I TALKED TO HIM ABOUT CONDOMS
AND BEING RESPONSIBLE-- - YEAH, NO, NO, NO.
THANKS. HE KNOWS ALL THAT.
- I KNOW, BUT I-- - THIS IS MORE AN ISSUE
OF YOU CAN'T--YOU KNOW, HE CAN'T JUST BE DOING THAT
IN THE HOUSE, I MEAN-- - WELL, YEAH.
- WHAT ARE THE GROUND RULES, RIGHT?
WE'RE NOT, LIKE, RUNNING A BROTHEL HERE.
NOW HE'S GOING OVER TO HER HOUSE.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF THERE'S PARENTS THERE.
- I WAS DISCOURAGING, BUT, WAIT, BEFORE YOU CALL HIM
OR ANYTHING, UM, OKAY,
I-I-I KNOW HE'S YOUR SON, AND, UM,
BUT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO ALSO SORT OF TRANSITION
FROM BEING HIS TEACHER TO HIS PARENT-LIKE FIGURE...
- OF COURSE. - AND HE ASKED ME
NOT TO TELL YOU, AND I TOLD HIM THAT I WOULDN'T.
- MARK. - I KNOW.
I'M HIS MOTHER. - I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I TOLD YOU.
- THIS IS A MAJOR ISSUE.
- I KNOW, AND THAT'S WHY I JUST TOLD YOU.
BUT I LITERALLY PROMISED HIM THIS MORNING,
AND, IF HE FINDS OUT THAT I JUST TURNED AROUND
AND TOLD YOU, THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
HE CONFIDED IN ME. - I UNDERSTAND,
BUT WHY MAKE HIM THAT KIND OF PROMISE?
I GET IT. - I THINK IT'S FINE.
HE'S BEING RESPONSIBLE, AND WE HAD THIS TALK,
AND, IF YOU JUST TRUST ME
WITH THIS ONE,
I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT.
- OKAY.
THANK YOU.
- WHERE YOU GOING?
- I'M RUNNING AWAY.
YOU CAN'T STOP ME. [door opens]
- HEY.
- WHERE ARE YOU GOING, SWEETIE?
- MOLLY'S HOUSE. - MOLLY'S HOUSE.
- OH, HOW YOU GETTING THERE? - I'M TAKING A TAXI.
- OKAY, MAYBE I'M NOT SURE THERE'S TAXIS OUT THIS LATE.
- AND YOU NEED MONEY FOR A TAXI.
- YUP. - I HAVE PIGGY BANK MONEY.
STOP IT. IT'S NOT FUNNY.
YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN.
- NO, SWEETIE. - WE'RE NOT LAUGHING.
COME ON. - HEY, HEY.
- SYDNEY, COME BACK HERE.
- YOU SAID AFTER THE BASEBALL GAME,
VICTOR TIME WOULD BE OVER,
IT WOULD BE MY TIME.
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO SKATING.
YOU SAID YOU WERE QUITTING YOUR JOB
SO YOU CAN SPEND MORE TIME WITH US, NO.
WHAT YOU REALLY MEANT IS YOU WANT
TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH VICTOR.
- OH, SWEETIE, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- YES, IT IS.
YOU WENT TO HIS BASEBALL GAME INSTEAD OF MY RECITAL.
YOU LET HIM DO ANYTHING HE WANTS.
AND, IN CASE YOU FORGOT, I WAS HERE FIRST.
- SYD.
SYDNEY.
- YOU GUYS REMEMBER THAT TIME
WE'RE ALL IN THE BARRACKS,
WE ALL GOT EVAN DOWN,
AND WE PANTSED HIM?
HE HAD TO RUN OUT-- - OH, NO.
- TELL ABOUT THE ICE CREAM. - YEAH.
- SO-- - EW, WHAT'S THE ICE CREAM?
THAT CAN'T END WELL.
- WE HAD ACQUIRED SOME ICE CREAM SOMEHOW,
AND WE DECIDED THAT IT WOULD BE GOOD
TO STORE THE ICE CREAM IN HIS UNDERGARMENTS
ON HIS PERSON.
- RYAN!
- AND TIE HIM WITH HIS HANDS
BEHIND HIS BACK.
THERE WAS A POST THING OUTSIDE.
WE KIND OF ENCOURAGED THE DOGS.
- EW! - TO SNACK ON HIS ICE CREAM.
[laughter] - THAT'S AWFUL.
YOU GET BORED.
- GLASSES UP. GLASSES UP.
HERE'S TO PRIVATE FIRST CLASS EVAN WILSON.
HE WAS A GOOD SOLDIER.
HE WAS OUR BROTHER.
HE DIED A HERO.
- AMEN. THANKS.
- I'M SORRY.
ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE SAME DEAD GUY?
BECAUSE NO BROTHER OF MINE WOULD HAVE CHOSEN
TO LEAVE THIS WORLD.
MIKEY HERE HAS ONE VERY GOOD REASON TO COMPLAIN.
WHAT'D EVEN HAVE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT?
HE CAME BACK IN ONE PIECE. - ALL RIGHT, AUSTIN.
WE'VE ALL HAD A FEW POPS. SETTLE DOWN.
- DON'T TELL ME TO SETTLE DOWN. - HUGHES.
SHOW SOME RESPECT.
- IS ANYONE REALLY SURPRISED
HE TOOK THE COWARD'S WAY OUT?
- WHAT IS THIS GUY'S DEAL?
- HE'S AN IDIOT.
- I'M JUST SAYING WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING.
THIS IS BULL.
AND YOU ALL KNOW IT.
- RYAN.
- SETTLE DOWN. SETTLE DOWN.
YORK. YORK.
- I'M TURNING IN. LET'S GO.
- HEY.
[ragged breathing]
- HEY. - HEY.
- I JUST BROUGHT YOU SOME FRESH WATER.
YOU OKAY?
- IT HURTS.
HOW ARE THE KIDS?
- THEY'RE FINE.
- YEAH, I'M NOT SLEEPING DOWNSTAIRS ANYMORE.
- OH. - DAD, I'M NOT GONNA SLEEP
DOWNSTAIRS ANYMORE. MICAH'S BEING ANNOYING.
- MAX, SHH, YOUR MOTHER'S NOT FEELING WELL.
IN THE HALLWAY. - WHY IS SHE NOT FEELING WELL?
IS IT BECAUSE SHE'S DOING CHEMO? - YES.
LISTEN, COME HERE.
- WHAT? - YOU'RE SLEEPING DOWNSTAIRS.
THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF THE FORT, MAX.
- NO, MICAH'S BEING ANNOYING, AND NOW I WANT
TO SLEEP UPSTAIRS ALONE IN MY BED.
- I WANT YOU TO SLEEP DOWN-- - I'M SLEEPING IN MY BED.
- MR. BRAVERMAN!
- YEAH. - I'M SCARED OF THE DARK.
- MICAH NEEDS HELP DOWNSTAIRS.
- YEAH, I KNOW, MAX. [door closes]
ALL RIGHT.
YOU GONNA BE ABLE TO SLEEP DOWN THERE?
- YEAH. - SORRY THE FORT
DIDN'T WORK OUT, BUD. - IT'S OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT. GOOD NIGHT. - NIGHT.
- GOOD NIGHT, MAX. - YUP.
- OH, I NEED THAT ON.
CAN YOU LEAVE THE LIGHT ON, PLEASE?
- NO. NO, YOU DON'T. I CAN'T SLEEP WITH THE LIGHT ON.
- BUT I CAN'T SLEEP WITH ONE OFF.
- NO, I CAN'T HAVE IT ON.
I CAN'T SLEEP WITH THE LIGHTS ON.
THAT'S RIDICULOUS. - OKAY.
GUYS, GUYS, TELL YOU WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.
WE'RE GONNA COMPROMISE, OKAY?
I'M GONNA TURN THAT LIGHT OFF, LEAVE THE HALL LIGHT ON.
I'M GONNA LEAVE THE DOOR SLIGHTLY OPEN.
OKAY? - WE'LL SEE.
- MR. BRAVERMAN? - [sighs]
YEAH. - I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
- JUST GO TO SLEEP ALREADY.
YOUR BLADDER IS THE SIZE OF A WALNUT.
- MAX. - YOUR BRAIN IS A WALNUT.
- NO, IT ISN'T. THAT'S JUST NOT TRUE.
- YES, IT IS. - MY BRAIN IS A BRAIN.
- WHAT'S UP, RYAN? - WHAT IS UP, HUGHES?
- I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME?
TRYING TO BE SOME KIND OF TOUGH GUY OUT HERE
IN FRONT OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND TONIGHT?
- YOU NEED TO QUIT RUNNING YOUR MOUTH.
- OR ELSE WHAT? THIS WHOLE THING IS A JOKE.
IT WASN'T EVEN LINE OF DUTY.
HE'S GETTING FULL HONORS? - SHUT UP.
- OH, 'CAUSE HE COULDN'T DEAL
LIKE A MAN? IS THAT WHAT'S UP?
- SHUT YOUR MOUTH. YOU HEAR ME?
- GET OFF ME.
[grunts] GET OFF OF ME.
[grunting]
- HEY, RYAN!
RYAN, GET OFF HIM.
- HE WASN'T A COWARD! YOU HEAR ME?
- RYAN! - HE WASN'T A COWARD!
YOU HEAR ME? - STOP!
- GET OFF OF HIM. - GET OFF OF ME!
- RYAN! STOP!
OH, MY GOD.
WHAT HAPPENED? - IS HE ALL RIGHT?
- ARE YOU OKAY?
- [sobbing] - ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
[footsteps]
- YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING,
WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING SPECIAL WITH SYD TODAY.
- YEAH, LIKE WHAT?
- I DON'T KNOW. GOLDEN GATE PARK OR CABLE CARS.
ICE SKATING. - WOW.
YOU THINK VICTOR WILL BE INTO THAT?
- OH, I WAS THINKING WE COULD DROP VICTOR OFF
AT YOUR PARENTS' HOUSE
AND JUST GO THE THREE OF US.
- HER TANTRUM WORKED ON YOU.
- NO, HER TANTRUM DIDN'T--
- NO, WE CAN'T REWARD HER FOR ACTING OUT.
THAT'D BE SENDING THE WRONG MESSAGE.
- WELL, SHE MAKES
SOME DAMN GOOD POINTS, HONEY.
I MEAN, MAYBE SHE DESERVES A LITTLE REWARD HERE.
WE'VE BEEN SPENDING SO MUCH TIME FOCUSING ON VICTOR,
AND YOU KNOW I LOVE WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING
TO HELP OUR BOY, BUT, MAN, MAYBE--
MAYBE SYD'S ACTING OUT BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN GETTING
THE SHORT END OF THE STICK.
- SO I PROMISED I WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING,
AND NOW, IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT,
I CAN'T SAY ANYTHING.
- HOW DO I GET THAT SAME ARRANGEMENT OVER HERE?
- HA HA.
- LIKE, WHAT'S THE RATE?
WHAT'S THE ANNUAL RATE ON THAT?
- DON'T YOU THINK IT'S ODD
THAT I'M NOT ALLOWED TO KNOW
AN ENTIRE PORTION OF MY KID'S LIFE?
- I THINK IT'S WEIRD THAT YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT IT.
- I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE DETAILS,
BUT IT'S A LIFE MOMENT.
IT'S SOMETHING TO ACKNOWLEDGE
THAT NORMALLY I WOULD BE ABLE TO DISCUSS--
- HOW MUCH DID WE SPEND ON THE ROSENTHAL BAR MITZVAH?
- I DON'T KNOW.
- THEN WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT YOUR SON'S SEX LIFE?
- WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT MY SON'S SEX LIFE.
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT MY LIFE
AND THE FACT THAT I HAVE BEEN SHUT OUT
OF AN AREA OF HIS LIFE.
- ALL RIGHT, LOOK, HERE'S WHAT I TELL MY DAUGHTER.
THERE'S NO SECRETS IN PARENTING.
SHE TELLS ME SOMETHING,
THEN SHE CAN ASSUME HER MOTHER HAS THE SAME INFO
AND VICE VERSA.
- THAT'S VERY HELPFUL. DOES THAT WORK?
- YEAH, WHEN MY EX ISN'T LYING TO ME.
- HMM. HMM.
- MAX, IT'S NOT FAIR.
OKAY, WHY-- WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS?
I JUST WANT TO READ. I DON'T WANT TO PLAY
ANY MORE STUPID CHECKERS WITH THE JUMPING
AND THE JUMPING AND THE MORE JUMPING.
WITH ALL THE JUMPING! - HEY. HEY, HEY, HEY.
GUYS, GUYS, QUIET, OKAY? - WHAT?
- I JUST GOT NORA TO SLEEP, ALL RIGHT?
- SO? - WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
OKAY, I'M READING-- I WANT TO READ,
AND HE WANTS TO PLAY MORE STUPID CHECKERS.
- BECAUSE YOU QUIT, AND YOU SAID THAT WE COULD PLAY THREE GAMES.
- NO, I DIDN'T. I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
- YES, YOU SAID. - I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
- YES, YOU DID. - NO, I DIDN'T.
- THANK YOU FOR BEING QUIET, MICAH.
PIPE DOWN. LISTEN TO ME. - WHAT?
- STOP, OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, MICAH, I'M SORRY.
- I'M NOT A SORE LOSER. - MAX.
- ALL RIGHT? I JUST WANT TO READ.
- MICAH IS OUR GUEST. YOU KNOW WHAT,
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU IN THE HALL RIGHT NOW.
COME ON. PRIVATELY--
- NO, I DON'T WANT TO. - IN THE HALL--
MAX, IN THE HALLWAY NOW.
SORRY, MICAH. - WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
- COME HERE. - WHAT?
- THANK YOU. COME HERE.
- WHAT?
- WHAT IS GOING ON?
IS THIS BECAUSE HE BEAT YOU AT CHECKERS?
- NO, I WANT ALONE TIME.
- YOU CAN HAVE ALONE TIME LATER, MAX.
RIGHT NOW, I WANT YOU TO PLAY WITH HIM.
BE NICE.
- NO, NO, I'M TIRED OF BEING NICE.
- MAX, HE'S OUR GUEST.
I WANT YOU TO BE NICE.
THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO.
- MOM WOULD LET ME HAVE ALONE TIME.
- WELL, YOUR MOTHER'S NOT HERE RIGHT NOW, OKAY?
- YES, SHE IS. - DO NOT BOTHER
YOUR MOTHER RIGHT--MAX! - LET GO OF ME.
- DO NOT BOTHER YOUR MOTHER RIGHT NOW.
I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO IN THERE.
DAMN IT, MAX. I SAID DON'T GO IN THERE.
- MOM, WHERE ARE... - MAX, JUST LEAVE HER ALONE.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE FLOOR?
THAT--THAT'S DISGUSTING.
THERE'S GERMS, MICROBES, FECAL MATTER.
- ALL RIGHT, MAX, GO TO YOUR ROOM.
- WHY? IS IT CHEMO? - BECAUSE I SAID
GO TO YOUR ROOM.
- ADAM. - HONEY.
HONEY, I'M SORRY, HONEY. OH, BABY.
GIVE ME YOUR HAND. HONEY, COME HERE.
LET'S GET YOU TO BED, AND I'M GONNA CLEAN YOU UP.
CAN YOU DO THAT? OKAY. COME ON.
COME ON. I GOT YOU. COME ON, BABE. COME ON.
- DOES IT HURT?
- NO.
I'M REALLY SORRY THAT YOU HAD TO SEE THAT LAST NIGHT.
- HEY, IT'S OKAY.
- NO, NO, IT'S-- IT'S NOT OKAY.
I GET IT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO BE WITH ME ANYMORE.
I MEAN, I UNDERSTAND.
- HEY.
I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE, OKAY?
- OKAY.
- UM...
YOUR FRIEND EVAN...
HE KILLED HIMSELF, DIDN'T HE?
- YEAH.
- I REALLY CAN'T IMAGINE WHAT THAT'S LIKE
AND WHAT YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH, AND IT'S SCARY.
- HEY, HEY. HEY.
I'M NOT HIM.
OKAY?
- OKAY. OKAY.
THIS IS MY FIRST FUNERAL.
- ME TOO.
- [gasps] WHAT'S THIS?
- DULCIA DOMESTICA.
IT'S DATES STUFFED WITH PINE NUTS
COOKED IN A LITTLE BIT OF WINE.
- THIS MUSIC IS AMAZING.
- OH, GREAT. CROSBY MADE THE PLAYLIST.
- WELL, HE IS A GENIUS.
THE STONES, THE ROOTS, AND DEAN MARTIN?
IT'S REALLY GOOD. - CROSBY'S AWESOME.
- YEAH, HE IS.
- OOPAH! [cheers]
WHO'S FIRST, HUH?
- ALL RIGHT. CAN I HAVE ONE?
- EVERYTHING HURTS, HONEY.
- OKAY.
LISTEN, HONEY, IT SAYS HERE
YOU CAN HAVE TWO MORE IF YOU THINK THAT'LL HELP.
- THEY'RE NOT WORKING.
- ALL RIGHT.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I HATE THIS.
- I'M SORRY.
- HEY, MAX, MICAH,
GUYS, TURN THE TV OFF.
MAX, TV OFF.
- WHY? - BECAUSE I SAID SO.
JUST DO IT. - MAX, PUT IT ON PAUSE.
- NO, YOU'RE BEING WEIRD. - WE'RE GOING OUT.
- MAX, PUT IT ON PAUSE.
- OKAY, HERE, PUT OTIS ON THE LEASH.
- WHERE? WHERE ARE WE GOING?
OH, COME HERE, NORA, SWEETIE.
WE'RE GONNA GO OUT AND HELP YOUR MOM, ALL RIGHT?
MAX, I SAID TV OFF. - WHAT ARE WE DOING?
- TV GOES OFF.
- DAD, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT WE'RE DOING
OR WE'RE NOT DOING IT.
MICAH, I NEED YOU TO PUT THE GAME DOWN,
COME TO THE FRONT DOOR. COME ON, GUYS.
- COME ON, MAX. - OTIS.
- UH-OH. OH, BOY. [knock at door]
SOMETHING TELLS ME THIS IS GONNA TURN INTO A SWINGING PARTY.
[knock at door]
[laughter]
- SWING IT.
- THEY'RE REALLY CHANGING THE DYNAMIC.
- RIGHT?
- HEY, HI, HI.
HEY, VERY SORRY.
WE WERE KNOCKING, AND IT JUST--
SORRY.
DO YOU MIND IF WE COME IN? I KNOW YOU'RE HAVING A PARTY.
I'M VERY SORRY. HI, JASMINE.
HOW ARE YOU? I JUST NEED TO TALK TO HIM IN PRIVATE.
I'M SORRY, EVERYBODY. IT'S PAST HER BEDTIME.
CAN YOU-- - COME HERE, SWEETIE.
- GO SEE YOUR AUNTIE, OKAY? - COME HERE.
- THERE'S AUNTIE JASMINE, OKAY, WHO LOVES YOU.
ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. - COME HERE.
- TAKE THAT. GUYS, BEHAVE.
SORRY, GUYS. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
JUST GOT TO TALK REAL FAST. - YUP.
- YOU GUYS HUNGRY?
- I'M STARVING. - YEAH.
- COME ON. YEAH.
- HERE YOU GO, SWEETIE.
IT SAYS CHAMOMILE, BUT IT SMELLS LIKE PEPPERMINT.
- THANK YOU.
- OOF. ALGEBRA?
- YEAH.
- SO SCHOOL'S GOOD?
- YEAH, IT'S FINE.
- YOU'RE REALLY SEEING A LOT OF AMY, HUH?
- YEAH. - YEAH.
AND THAT JUST MIRACULOUSLY CAME BACK TOGETHER?
- YEAH, I MEAN, IT JUST KIND OF...
YOU KNOW. - NO, WHAT?
- WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER, I MEAN,
IT'S KIND OF LIKE THE SAME THING.
- IT'S THE SAME AS...
- IT'S LIKE THE SAME AS...
- I KNOW, BUT YOU BROKE UP,
AND, YOU KNOW, IT JUST SEEMS
LIKE YOU'VE BEEN SEEING EVEN MORE OF HER,
AND I JUST WORRY,
'CAUSE YOU WERE DEVASTATED
WHEN SHE BROKE UP WITH YOU, AND I JUST WANT YOU
TO BE CAREFUL, AND, YOU KNOW, REALLY--
- I TOLD YOUR MOM. - YOU PROMISED
YOU WEREN'T GONNA TELL HER. - OH.
I'M SORRY. WE CAN'T HAVE SECRETS
LIKE THAT IN THIS HOUSE, OKAY?
I'M YOUR MOM, AND-- - HE'S NOT MY PARENT.
LIKE, IT'S DIFFERENT. - WELL, THAT'S A WHOLE--
YOU CAN'T ASK HIM TO KEEP SECRETS LIKE THAT
FROM ME, DREW. - YEAH, BUT HE'S NOT MY PARENT.
- IF YOU'RE GONNA BE WITH A GIRL HERE IN THIS HOUSE--
I KNOW, BUT I AM YOUR PARENT,
AND WE'RE FIGURING THIS OUT TOGETHER.
- YEAH, I KNOW. YOU CAN--
- I WAS JUST ASKING WHAT WAS GOING ON, OKAY?
- WELL, ASK HIM WHAT'S GOING ON.
ALL RIGHT? HE KNOWS EVERYTHING.
[door closes] - IT JUST CAME OUT.
- I THOUGHT WE AGREED THAT I WAS HANDLING THIS.
- I KNOW. I JUST--I WAS ONLY ASKING HIM--
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
- YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO. HE COULD--
ALL RIGHT.
[door closes]
- EVERYBODY HATED JAR JAR BINKS.
THAT'S WHY HE WAS BANNED FROM NABOO.
- NO, THAT'S NOT TRUE.
HE WAS THE FIRST GUNGAN TO REPRESENT HIS PEOPLE
IN THE GALACTIC SENATE.
HE SAVED EVERYONE FROM THE DROID ARMY.
- HEY, HEY, MAX. NO, NO, NO.
PLEASE DON'T USE YOUR FINGERS.
THERE'S A SPOON RIGHT THERE AND A PLATE.
- OH, NO. NO, DON'T WORRY.
WE'RE FINE LIKE THIS.
- NO, NO, DON'T FEED--
- BUT THE BEST PART ABOUT THAT WAS--
- I'M FINE WITHOUT A PLATE. DON'T WORRY.
THIS IS GREAT. OH, CAN YOU GET ME SOME TIRAMISU?
- SORRY FOR BARGING IN ON YOUR PARTY.
I JUST DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO.
- LOOK, WELL, I AM A LITTLE OFFENDED
THAT YOU JUST ASSUMED
THAT I HAVE POT AT ALL TIMES IN THE HOUSE.
- WELL, SO FAR YOU DON'T. SO WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
- WELL, I'M MARRIED NOW.
AND I HAVE A BOY THAT WANDERS AROUND,
SO I GOTTA BE MORE CAREFUL.
- WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOUR SOCK DRAWER?
THAT WAS ALWAYS YOUR SECRET, GO-TO HIDING PLACE.
- OOH. OOH. SOCK DRAWER. YOU'RE RIGHT.
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
OKAY.
- IS THERE A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A G-STRING AND A THONG?
- HEY, PERV, PUT THAT DOWN.
OOH, OOH-OOH, I GOT SOMETHING.
BINGO. - KRISTINA--
- YUP, I BOUGHT THIS LITTLE SACK WHEN WE WENT CAMPING
AT THE SHORELINE. - OKAY.
- NOW LET ME WARN YOU. THIS IS NOT THE DITCH WEED
THAT WE SMOKED IN HIGH SCHOOL, OKAY?
THIS IS HIGH-POWER, GENETICALLY-MODIFIED GANJA.
- OKAY. - SHE'S GOTTA TAKE
A VERY LITTLE PUFF. - THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW.
- TAKE SMALL, SMALL HITS.
- HEY. - WHOA, WHOA.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- [stammers] WE WERE LOOKING FOR THIS?
- YEAH.
- HEY, YOUR MOM AND I WANTED TO TALK
TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.
- YEAH, OKAY. BUG, YOU KNOW THAT UNCLE ADAM
AND UNCLE CROSBY ARE MY BROTHERS, RIGHT?
- YEAH. - OKAY.
- SO, WHEN WE WERE KIDS,
WE USED TO FIGHT... - UH-HUH.
- AND THEY WOULD MAKE ME SO MAD,
BUT NOW IT'S SO COOL TO HAVE BROTHERS.
I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU. IT'S SO COOL.
- YEAH, AND, YOU KNOW, VICTOR, EVEN THOUGH HE'S NEW
TO OUR FAMILY, HE'S AS MUCH A PART
OF THIS FAMILY AS YOU ARE, AS I AM,
AS YOUR MOM IS.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?
- YEAH, I-I GET IT.
- OKAY. - THAT'S MY GIRL.
HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
SHOULD WE PICK VICTOR UP SOME HOT CHOCOLATE
OR SOMETHING ON THE WAY HOME?
- MM...
NAH.
- [exhales]
- IS IT HELPING?
- IT'S STRONG.
YOU THINK MAYBE YOU HAD ENOUGH, HON?
- MM-MM. - OKAY.
IT'S MAKING YOU FEEL BETTER, THOUGH?
- OH, YEAH.
- OH, OKAY, GOOD. - YEAH.
YOU WANT SOME? - NO. NO.
- IT'S PRETTY POWERFUL.
- FEELING GOOD ENOUGH TO HAVE SOME FOOD?
WANT ME TO MAKE SOME SOUP?
- MM-MM.
- OKAY.
- JUST SAVE THIS, OKAY? - OKAY.
- HOW ABOUT A WASHCLOTH? YOU WANT A WASHCLOTH?
NOT FEELING CLAMMY ANYMORE?
GOOD.
HOW ABOUT SOME FRESH WATER? YOU WANT SOME FRESH WATER?
- ♪ NEXT TIME I RUN AWAY
♪ WELL, I HOPE IT IS WITH YOU ♪
♪ WILL YOU LET ME SHOW WHERE TO ♪
♪ RUN
♪
- THANKS FOR BURNING THIS. - THANKS FOR COMING.
- GREAT TO SEE YOU.
- REALLY SO GOOD. REALLY GOOD.
REALLY, REALLY, REALLY GOOD.
- OKAY, YOU'VE BEEN OVER-SERVED.
LET'S GO. THANK YOU.
BYE. - BYE.
- COME ON. GO, GO.
- YOU KILLED IT. - WE KILLED IT.
- THAT WAS A GOOD PARTY.
- YES.
- I'M SORRY I WAS SUCH A BRAT AND DIDN'T HELP.
- IT'S OKAY.
- AND YOU KNOW WHAT? - WHAT?
- SOME OF THOSE PEOPLE I DIDN'T HATE.
- [chuckles]
- ISN'T THAT GREAT? - THAT'S AWESOME.
- YEAH, I'M GROWING. - WHY DON'T YOU GO
CLEAN UP AFTER THOSE PEOPLE YOU DON'T HATE?
- OH, SO I'M GONNA CLE-- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
- I'M GONNA GO TAKE A HOT BATH.
- OH, YOU'RE GONNA TAKE A BATH?
- YEAH. IF YOU HURRY UP, YOU CAN JOIN ME.
- OH, OKAY.
- HMM. - I'M SORRY.
I REALIZE THAT I DON'T HAVE VERY MUCH EXPERIENCE
PARENTING WITH SOMEBODY.
I WANT YOU TO BE INVOLVED.
- ME TOO. I--YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE
ANY EXPERIENCE WITH THIS.
YEAH. I JUST FELT LIKE I HAD
THIS OPPORTUNITY TO...
GET CLOSER TO DREW, AND...
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT MY PLACE
IN THIS FAMILY, YOU KNOW.
- I'M TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT TOO.
- OH, GOD.
[groans]
IT'S OFFICIAL. MICAH HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.
- OH, THANK GOD.
- [groans]
HOW WERE DOUG AND VAL? - OH!
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS.
THEY WON OVER $1,000 PLAYING ROULETTE.
DOUG SAID HE'S GOT SOME SORT OF SECRET TECHNIQUE.
- [laughs] - YEAH, AND THEN THEY WENT
TO SEE ZUMANITY, AND VAL SAID
DOUG BROUGHT ZUMANITY BACK TO THE HOTEL ROOM.
LIKE I NEED TO HEAR THAT. - WHAT'S ZUMANITY?
- YOU KNOW, IT'S THAT NAKED PEOPLE CIRCUS.
- OH! [laughter]
NUH-UH. - CAN YOU IMAGINE DOUG--
- NO! NO! - JUMPING UP AND DOWN
ON THE BED WITH THAT FACE.
- I'M BEGGING YOU.
I'M BEGGING YOU. IT HURTS.
STOP. - YOU FEELING BETTER?
- I FEEL BETTER, BUT DON'T DO THAT.
OH.
- YOU LOOK BETTER, HON.
- I AM SO MUCH BETTER.
I JUST-- I'M GONNA NEED SOME MORE WEED.
IT HELPS. - OH, YEAH?
YEAH, YOU ARE FEELING BETTER.
- YEAH. IT HELPS.
OH, GOD.
- THAT WAS A ROUGH PATCH, HON. - YEAH.
- YEP.
- LISTEN, I JUST--
I THINK YOU'RE AWESOME.
I GOT US INTO THIS MESS THIS WEEKEND,
AND YOU HANDLED IT BEAUTIFULLY.
- OH. - YOU'RE THE BEST NURSE.
THANK YOU SO MUCH... - 'TWEREN'T NOTHING.
- FOR TAKING CARE OF ME.
- COME HERE.
- AND YOU'RE THE BEST HUSBAND IN THE WORLD.
YOU KNOW, IT'S KIND OF STUPID.
I JUST-- - WHAT?
- I DON'T KNOW. I THOUGHT I'D BE THE ONE PERSON
THAT WOULDN'T GET SICK FROM CHEMO.
LIKE I...COULD JUST SORT OF POWER THROUGH IT.
- MM. - [snorts]
I GUESS I'M NOT WONDER WOMAN, AM I?
- YOU ARE TO ME.
- ♪ LA DA DA DA
♪
- YOU OKAY?
- YEAH.
ARE YOU OKAY? - YEAH.
- IT WAS INTENSE, HUH?
- YEAH.
HEY, I KNOW THAT THIS WEEKEND WASN'T ANY FUN,
AND IT WAS REALLY INTENSE AND HEAVY, AND...
I JUST WANT TO SAY THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING.
REALLY.
- HANG ON. [engine revs]
- ♪ LA DA DA DA
♪
♪ SOMETIMES IT'S SCARY
♪ BEING ALONE
♪
♪ BEING ALONE
♪
♪ OH, IT'S SCARY
♪ BEING ALONE
♪
♪ ALL ALONE
♪
♪ SOMETIMES IT'S SCARY