1 00:00:00,897 --> 00:00:02,797 - GO AHEAD. - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 2 00:00:02,899 --> 00:00:03,969 - YEP. 3 00:00:04,073 --> 00:00:06,253 IF YOU TELL YOUR MOTHER, YOU'RE DEAD. 4 00:00:06,351 --> 00:00:08,321 - ALEX IS THE VOLUNTEER COORDINATOR HERE. 5 00:00:08,422 --> 00:00:09,662 - OH, HI. 6 00:00:09,768 --> 00:00:10,908 - I'M AN ALCOHOLIC. 7 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:14,121 I'VE BEEN IN RECOVERY FOR FIVE MONTHS. 8 00:00:14,221 --> 00:00:16,951 AND I'M TELLING YOU THIS BECAUSE RELATIONSHIPS, 9 00:00:17,051 --> 00:00:20,851 ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS, JUST AREN'T GOOD FOR ME RIGHT NOW. 10 00:00:20,951 --> 00:00:23,371 - OKAY, DREW, PAY ATTENTION HERE. 11 00:00:23,471 --> 00:00:26,231 THIS IS, LIKE, A VERY IMPORTANT MAN LESSON, SEE? 12 00:00:26,336 --> 00:00:29,996 IT'S PSYCHOLOGICALLY PURGING. 13 00:00:30,099 --> 00:00:32,519 YOU GOT THE OLD, MISERABLE DISGUSTING OIL-- 14 00:00:32,618 --> 00:00:34,028 - YEAH, I CAN TELL. 15 00:00:34,137 --> 00:00:38,067 IT'S KINDA LIKE POPPING A PIMPLE OR SOMETHING. 16 00:00:38,176 --> 00:00:40,106 - UGH, MAN, YOU GOTTA GET OUTTA MY HEAD. 17 00:00:40,212 --> 00:00:41,872 - WHAT IS GOING ON DOWN THERE? 18 00:00:41,972 --> 00:00:44,152 - HEY! - NOTHING. 19 00:00:44,251 --> 00:00:46,601 - WE'RE CHANGING THE OIL IN THE BEAST. 20 00:00:46,701 --> 00:00:47,981 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW HOW THAT'S GONNA LOOK 21 00:00:48,082 --> 00:00:49,082 IN A NOTE TO YOUR TEACHER. 22 00:00:49,187 --> 00:00:51,087 "DREW WAS CHANGING THE OIL 23 00:00:51,189 --> 00:00:52,949 IN A 60-YEAR-OLD TRACTOR THAT BARELY RUNS." 24 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,023 - YEAH, SHE'LL GET GOING THOUGH. 25 00:00:54,123 --> 00:00:55,303 - YOU'RE A MESS. GO CHANGE YOUR SHIRT. 26 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:56,780 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WORK AT A GAS STATION. 27 00:00:56,884 --> 00:00:58,164 - OH, MAN. 28 00:00:58,265 --> 00:00:59,845 I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT SCHOOL. 29 00:00:59,956 --> 00:01:01,536 I THINK--ARE THEY STARTING EARLIER? 30 00:01:01,647 --> 00:01:03,477 - NO, DAD, SAME OLD REGULAR TIME. 31 00:01:03,580 --> 00:01:05,000 - OH. 32 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:06,959 - SO, UM, WAS HE TALKING TO YOU? 33 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,167 - OH, YEAH. 34 00:01:08,275 --> 00:01:10,895 YOU KNOW, I HAD TO TELL HIM TO SHUT UP. 35 00:01:11,001 --> 00:01:12,071 - THANKS FOR SPENDING TIME WITH HIM. 36 00:01:12,175 --> 00:01:13,965 - I LOVE HIM. 37 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,114 HE'S MY GRANDSON, YOU KNOW? 38 00:01:15,213 --> 00:01:16,803 I LOVE YOU, 39 00:01:16,904 --> 00:01:19,224 AND THE TRACTOR, AND I LOVE HIM. 40 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:20,430 - WHO COMES FIRST? 41 00:01:20,528 --> 00:01:23,048 - TRACTOR. - OH, I KNEW IT. 42 00:01:23,152 --> 00:01:24,532 - I'M GOING TO SCHOOL. I'LL BE HOME BY 10:30. 43 00:01:24,636 --> 00:01:26,666 - WHOA, NELLY, 10:30 ON A WEEKNIGHT? 44 00:01:26,776 --> 00:01:28,226 - OKAY, I'LL COME HOME AT 10:00. - WHERE ARE YOU GOING TONIGHT? 45 00:01:28,329 --> 00:01:29,879 - TO A FRIEND'S HOUSE. GOD! 46 00:01:29,986 --> 00:01:31,086 - WHOSE HOUSE ARE YOU GOING TO? 47 00:01:31,194 --> 00:01:33,854 - JENNA'S. 48 00:01:33,955 --> 00:01:35,675 - I DON'T KNOW-- - YES, YOU DO, MOM. 49 00:01:35,785 --> 00:01:37,055 - OKAY. - OKAY, FINE? 50 00:01:37,166 --> 00:01:38,236 CAN I GO? 51 00:01:38,339 --> 00:01:39,789 - FINE. CALL ME. 52 00:01:39,892 --> 00:01:42,032 - GREAT, THANKS. SEE YOU. 53 00:01:42,136 --> 00:01:47,036 - I LOVE YOU. - BYE. 54 00:01:47,141 --> 00:01:47,941 - SHE'S LYING. 55 00:01:48,038 --> 00:01:49,698 - HADDIE'S LYING? - YOU THINK? 56 00:01:49,799 --> 00:01:51,079 - YEP, I THINK SHE'S LYING. 57 00:01:51,180 --> 00:01:52,660 I THINK SHE'S GOING TO SEE THAT BOY ALEX. 58 00:01:52,767 --> 00:01:55,427 - WAIT A MINUTE, WE DON'T KNOW THAT SHE'S LYING. 59 00:01:55,529 --> 00:01:57,079 - YOU KNOW, SHE NEEDS A CONSEQUENCE BECAUSE SHE LIED. 60 00:01:57,186 --> 00:01:59,186 OKAY, IF SHE'S LYING, SHE NEEDS A CONSEQUENCE, 61 00:01:59,291 --> 00:02:00,781 OR SHE'S JUST GONNA KEEP LYING. 62 00:02:00,879 --> 00:02:02,229 I WOULD. 63 00:02:02,329 --> 00:02:03,809 - HOW'S THAT OATMEAL? 64 00:02:03,916 --> 00:02:06,296 - TASTES KIND OF MUSHY. - MMM. 65 00:02:06,402 --> 00:02:08,022 DID YOU KNOW THAT OATMEAL IS WHAT THEY CALL PORRIDGE 66 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,988 IN FAIRY TALES? 67 00:02:11,096 --> 00:02:13,026 OH, MY--WHAT? 68 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,553 NO. 69 00:02:15,652 --> 00:02:17,142 OH, NO. 70 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:19,380 - OH, BOY. 71 00:02:19,484 --> 00:02:20,934 - OH, BABE, DON'T TOUCH IT. OH! 72 00:02:21,037 --> 00:02:22,067 - WHAT? WHAT? I GOT IT. 73 00:02:22,176 --> 00:02:23,176 - IS IT HURT? 74 00:02:23,281 --> 00:02:24,661 - I THINK IT'S STUNNED. 75 00:02:24,765 --> 00:02:26,245 - WELL, WILL IT BE OKAY? 76 00:02:26,353 --> 00:02:27,703 - YEAH, SWEETIE, IT'LL BE FINE. 77 00:02:27,802 --> 00:02:29,182 HEY, YOU KNOW, IF YOU GO FIND A SHOE BOX, 78 00:02:29,287 --> 00:02:33,807 I'LL MAKE A BIRD HOSPITAL. 79 00:02:33,912 --> 00:02:35,222 IT'LL BE FINE, RIGHT? 80 00:02:35,327 --> 00:02:37,157 - WE'LL SEE. 81 00:02:37,260 --> 00:02:38,300 - OH, BABE, DON'T TAKE IT IN THE HOUSE. 82 00:02:38,399 --> 00:02:40,259 - WHAT? - NO, IT'S NOT HYGIENIC. 83 00:02:40,367 --> 00:02:41,747 - IT'S NOT HYGIENIC? - NO, IT'S NOT. 84 00:02:41,851 --> 00:02:43,161 IT'S NOT STERILE. 85 00:02:43,266 --> 00:02:45,056 - HI, MY NAME IS ALEX, AND I'M AN ALCOHOLIC. 86 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,675 all: HI, ALEX. 87 00:02:47,788 --> 00:02:50,098 - THEY SAY YOU HAVE TO HIT ROCK BOTTOM 88 00:02:50,204 --> 00:02:52,834 BEFORE YOU CAN HUMBLE YOURSELF AND GIVE UP YOUR DEPENDENCE. 89 00:02:52,931 --> 00:02:54,831 THEY ALSO SAY IF YOU GIVE UP THAT DEPENDENCE, 90 00:02:54,933 --> 00:02:57,003 YOU START TO FEEL LIFE AGAIN. 91 00:02:57,107 --> 00:02:59,107 AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT IT IS TRUE, 92 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:01,223 THAT PIECE BY PIECE, STEP BY STEP 93 00:03:01,319 --> 00:03:03,739 YOU START TO FEEL YOUR LIFE COMING BACK. 94 00:03:03,838 --> 00:03:06,388 NOW, I MADE A FRIEND. 95 00:03:06,496 --> 00:03:11,286 AND SHE REALLY SHOWED ME THAT I HAD SOMETHING TO OFFER. 96 00:03:11,398 --> 00:03:13,048 YOU KNOW, SHE SHOWED ME MY WORTH. 97 00:03:13,158 --> 00:03:14,298 I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD MEET SOMEBODY 98 00:03:14,401 --> 00:03:17,821 THAT WAS SO KIND AND UNSELFISH, 99 00:03:17,921 --> 00:03:19,441 SO CARING. 100 00:03:19,544 --> 00:03:22,894 SO I WANT TO THANK HER. 101 00:03:22,995 --> 00:03:24,375 I WANT TO THANK MY SPONSOR. 102 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:25,720 I WANT TO THANK ALL OF YOU 103 00:03:25,826 --> 00:03:27,066 FOR REMINDING ME WHAT I'M FIGHTING FOR. 104 00:03:27,172 --> 00:03:28,932 SO THANK YOU. 105 00:03:29,036 --> 00:03:32,516 [applause] 106 00:03:35,836 --> 00:03:38,976 [melodic folk music] 107 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,120 - THANKS FOR COMING WITH ME. 108 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,740 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO. 109 00:03:42,843 --> 00:03:46,163 - I MEAN, THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME COME. 110 00:03:46,260 --> 00:03:54,130 ♪ 111 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:56,064 UM... 112 00:03:56,166 --> 00:03:58,926 YOUR FRIEND WHO YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT, 113 00:03:59,031 --> 00:04:01,001 IT'S ME, RIGHT? 114 00:04:01,102 --> 00:04:04,072 ♪ 115 00:04:04,174 --> 00:04:06,384 - YES. 116 00:04:06,487 --> 00:04:09,897 OF COURSE IT IS. 117 00:04:10,008 --> 00:04:12,108 - ♪ AND I LIKE YOU 118 00:04:12,217 --> 00:04:14,357 ♪ I LIKE YOU 119 00:04:14,461 --> 00:04:16,771 - I FEEL REALLY LUCKY. 120 00:04:16,877 --> 00:04:22,777 ♪ 121 00:04:22,883 --> 00:04:26,853 - ♪ IN MY HEART SHE'S ALL I SAW ♪ 122 00:04:26,956 --> 00:04:30,126 ♪ I HANG ON 123 00:04:30,235 --> 00:04:32,305 ♪ TO THE HOPE 124 00:04:32,410 --> 00:04:38,070 ♪ YOU'RE NOT TOO LATE 125 00:04:38,174 --> 00:04:41,834 ♪ THAT YOU'RE NOT TOO LATE 126 00:04:41,936 --> 00:04:49,426 ♪ 127 00:04:49,530 --> 00:04:52,570 ♪ MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU ALWAYS ♪ 128 00:04:52,671 --> 00:04:55,161 ♪ AND MAY YOUR WISHES ALL COME TRUE ♪ 129 00:04:55,260 --> 00:04:57,370 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS DO FOR OTHERS ♪ 130 00:04:57,469 --> 00:04:59,469 ♪ AND LET OTHERS DO FOR YOU 131 00:04:59,575 --> 00:05:02,365 ♪ MAY YOU BUILD A LADDER TO THE STARS ♪ 132 00:05:02,474 --> 00:05:04,344 ♪ AND CLIMB ON EVERY RUNG 133 00:05:04,442 --> 00:05:06,442 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY 134 00:05:06,547 --> 00:05:09,337 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 135 00:05:09,447 --> 00:05:11,787 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE RIGHTEOUS ♪ 136 00:05:11,897 --> 00:05:14,207 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE TRUE ♪ 137 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:16,704 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS KNOW THE TRUTH ♪ 138 00:05:16,799 --> 00:05:19,389 ♪ AND SEE THE LIGHTS SURROUNDING YOU ♪ 139 00:05:19,491 --> 00:05:21,561 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS BE COURAGEOUS ♪ 140 00:05:21,666 --> 00:05:23,526 ♪ STAND UPRIGHT AND BE STRONG ♪ 141 00:05:23,633 --> 00:05:25,463 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY 142 00:05:25,566 --> 00:05:28,736 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 143 00:05:28,845 --> 00:05:30,875 ♪ MAY YOU STAY 144 00:05:30,985 --> 00:05:34,435 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 145 00:05:50,833 --> 00:05:54,803 - [chuckles] 146 00:05:54,906 --> 00:05:57,286 - HEY, JABBAR, WHAT HAPPENED IN YOUR ROOM? 147 00:05:57,391 --> 00:06:00,771 DID SOMETHING EXPLODE IN THERE? 148 00:06:00,877 --> 00:06:01,907 - UM, NO. - NO? 149 00:06:02,016 --> 00:06:04,286 DID YOU SEE HIS ROOM WHEN YOU WERE GETTING HIM DRESSED? 150 00:06:04,398 --> 00:06:06,368 CLOTHES, TOYS, CRAYONS EVERYWHERE. 151 00:06:06,469 --> 00:06:08,369 IT WAS A MESS. 152 00:06:08,471 --> 00:06:11,371 - I DIDN'T NOTICE. 153 00:06:11,474 --> 00:06:14,754 - JABBAR, YOU'VE GOT TO BE MORE RESPONSIBLE WITH YOUR THINGS. 154 00:06:14,857 --> 00:06:16,787 PUT THEM AWAY WHEN YOU'RE DONE USING THEM. 155 00:06:16,893 --> 00:06:18,103 - BUT I WASN'T DONE USING THEM. 156 00:06:18,205 --> 00:06:20,375 - IF YOU'RE GOING TO BED, YOU'RE DONE USING THEM. 157 00:06:20,483 --> 00:06:21,553 I NEED YOU TO GET UP RIGHT NOW, 158 00:06:21,657 --> 00:06:23,347 GO IN THERE, AND CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM. 159 00:06:23,452 --> 00:06:25,212 GET SOME DONE BEFORE SCHOOL. LET'S GO. 160 00:06:25,315 --> 00:06:26,965 - I GUESS YOUR MOM WANTS YOU TO DO IT, YOU BETTER GO. 161 00:06:33,013 --> 00:06:34,573 - "I GUESS YOUR MOM WANTS YOU TO"? 162 00:06:34,670 --> 00:06:36,290 WHAT'S THAT? YOU SHOULD WANT HIM TO TOO. 163 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:39,046 AND, BY THE WAY, A SHRUG DOESN'T CONSTITUTE 164 00:06:39,157 --> 00:06:40,467 HAVING MY BACK ON THIS. 165 00:06:40,572 --> 00:06:41,992 - I DON'T THINK I SHRUGGED, BUT I DON'T-- 166 00:06:42,091 --> 00:06:43,641 - NO, YOU TOTALLY SHRUGGED. 167 00:06:43,748 --> 00:06:46,298 - OKAY, WELL, I'M SORRY IF I DON'T THINK IT'S IMPORTANT 168 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:47,296 FOR A LITTLE KID TO CLEAN HIS ROOM. 169 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:48,477 I MEAN, HE'S A LITTLE KID. 170 00:06:48,580 --> 00:06:49,410 IT'S JUST GONNA GET MESSY AGAIN. 171 00:06:49,512 --> 00:06:51,312 - ALL RIGHT. 172 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,411 HE HAS TO LEARN RESPONSIBILITY, 173 00:06:53,516 --> 00:06:55,036 AND THAT'S OUR JOB AS PARENTS TO TEACH HIM THAT. 174 00:06:55,138 --> 00:06:56,238 - OKAY. - OKAY? 175 00:06:56,346 --> 00:06:57,586 WE NEED TO BE ON THE SAME PAGE. 176 00:06:57,693 --> 00:06:59,143 WE HAVE TO DISCIPLINE HIM. 177 00:06:59,246 --> 00:07:00,446 I NEED YOU TO BACK ME UP ON THAT. 178 00:07:00,558 --> 00:07:01,418 - OKAY. - OKAY? 179 00:07:01,524 --> 00:07:04,494 WE'RE A TEAM. 180 00:07:04,596 --> 00:07:06,766 - YOU KNOW, THIS IS GOOD, 181 00:07:06,874 --> 00:07:09,334 BUT JUDGE GAINER'S A HARD ASS. 182 00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:10,779 I NEED YOU TO FIND EVIDENCE 183 00:07:10,878 --> 00:07:12,428 THAT THEY WERE ACTIVELY INVOLVED IN THE INFRINGEMENT. 184 00:07:12,535 --> 00:07:13,915 - KNOCK, KNOCK. HEY, SORRY. 185 00:07:14,019 --> 00:07:17,989 - HI, WHAT ARE YOU DOING-- WHY ARE YOU HERE? 186 00:07:18,092 --> 00:07:19,472 SORRY. 187 00:07:19,577 --> 00:07:20,787 OKAY, ANYWAY, YOU GOT THAT, RIGHT? 188 00:07:20,888 --> 00:07:21,888 YOU'RE ALL OVER IT? - I'M ON IT. 189 00:07:21,993 --> 00:07:24,343 - OKAY, YEAH, YOU SHOULD TAKE LUNCH ANYWAY. 190 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:25,934 WHY ARE YOU HERE? 191 00:07:26,031 --> 00:07:28,451 - "HI, SARAH. GREAT TO SEE YOU. 192 00:07:28,551 --> 00:07:30,421 ARE THOSE CUPCAKES? WHAT AN UNEXPECTED TREAT." 193 00:07:30,519 --> 00:07:31,549 - ALL OF THE ABOVE. 194 00:07:31,658 --> 00:07:33,108 AND WHY ARE YOU HERE? 195 00:07:33,211 --> 00:07:36,081 - WELL, BECAUSE I HAVE SOME EXCITING NEWS, 196 00:07:36,179 --> 00:07:39,629 AND I BROUGHT US SOME LUNCH. - OKAY, LET'S HEAR IT. 197 00:07:39,735 --> 00:07:41,555 - I MADE A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION, 198 00:07:41,668 --> 00:07:43,498 ONE I CAN REALLY KEEP. - COOL. 199 00:07:43,601 --> 00:07:48,541 - I'VE DECIDED I AM NEVER GOING TO DATE ANYONE 200 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:52,130 EVER AGAIN. 201 00:07:52,230 --> 00:07:53,850 - GOOD. - RIGHT? 202 00:07:53,956 --> 00:07:55,816 BECAUSE I WANT TO HAVE FUN THIS YEAR. 203 00:07:55,923 --> 00:07:58,273 AND MY RELATIONSHIPS ARE NOT FUN. 204 00:07:58,374 --> 00:08:00,624 ERGO, TO WIT, DON'T HAVE ANY. 205 00:08:00,721 --> 00:08:02,521 I'M USING A LITTLE LEGAL JARGON THERE FOR YOUR COMFORT. 206 00:08:02,620 --> 00:08:03,660 - I NOTICED THAT. 207 00:08:03,759 --> 00:08:04,789 - I'M GONNA DO FUN THINGS. 208 00:08:04,898 --> 00:08:06,728 I'M GONNA GO TO MUSEUMS 209 00:08:06,831 --> 00:08:09,491 AND, YOU KNOW, READ MORE. 210 00:08:09,592 --> 00:08:11,422 I'M GONNA HAVE A GIRLS' NIGHT OUT WITH MY SISTER. 211 00:08:11,525 --> 00:08:12,835 - [laughs] 212 00:08:12,940 --> 00:08:14,770 - WHEN'S THE LAST TIME WE HAD A GIRLS' NIGHT OUT? 213 00:08:14,873 --> 00:08:15,743 - I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW THAT WE'VE EVER HAD 214 00:08:15,840 --> 00:08:16,840 A GIRLS' NIGHT OUT. 215 00:08:16,944 --> 00:08:18,464 - COME ON, WOULDN'T IT BE FUN? 216 00:08:18,567 --> 00:08:19,457 - YOU'RE ASKING ME TO HANG OUT WITH YOU, 217 00:08:19,568 --> 00:08:20,638 IS THAT WHAT'S HAPPENING? - YES. 218 00:08:20,741 --> 00:08:23,331 DO YOU WANT TO PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999 OR WHAT? 219 00:08:23,433 --> 00:08:25,163 - OKAY. 220 00:08:25,263 --> 00:08:27,683 IT'S KINDA MY 13-YEAR-OLD FANTASY COMING TRUE ACTUALLY. 221 00:08:27,783 --> 00:08:29,373 - IT IS? DID YOU THINK I WAS SO COOL? 222 00:08:29,474 --> 00:08:30,614 - YEAH. - AWW. 223 00:08:30,717 --> 00:08:32,547 - WE GET TO HANG OUT? MY COOL OLDER SISTER? 224 00:08:32,650 --> 00:08:33,720 - WELL, NOW I THINK YOU'RE COOL, 225 00:08:33,823 --> 00:08:35,383 AND I REALLY NEED YOU AS A FRIEND. 226 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,340 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY? - OKAY. 227 00:08:37,447 --> 00:08:38,787 - GOOD. WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN. 228 00:08:42,349 --> 00:08:45,699 - YO, HOLT, CATCH! 229 00:08:45,801 --> 00:08:47,111 WHAT UP? NICE CATCH. 230 00:08:47,216 --> 00:08:48,736 - WHAT'S UP? HOW WAS YOUR BASEBALL CAMP? 231 00:08:48,838 --> 00:08:50,458 - OH, DUDE, IT WAS AWESOME. - THAT'S GOOD. 232 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:51,744 HEY, GUYS. - WHAT'S UP, MAN? 233 00:08:51,841 --> 00:08:53,461 - AND IT GOT ME AWAY FROM THOSE CRAZY RELATIVES, 234 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:55,117 WHICH I COULD NOT BE HAPPIER ABOUT. 235 00:08:55,224 --> 00:08:57,024 - YEAH. 236 00:08:57,122 --> 00:08:59,192 - SO WHAT DID YOU END UP DOING? 237 00:08:59,297 --> 00:09:01,467 - I ACTUALLY SPENT TIME WITH RELATIVES. 238 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:02,985 - I'M SO SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 239 00:09:03,094 --> 00:09:04,474 - NO, IT'S FINE. MY GRANDFATHER'S COOL. 240 00:09:04,578 --> 00:09:06,098 HE LET ME DRINK BEER AND STUFF, 241 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:07,170 AND WE JUST HUNG OUT. 242 00:09:07,270 --> 00:09:08,480 - WAIT, SHH, WAIT. 243 00:09:08,582 --> 00:09:09,452 YOUR GRANDPA LET YOU DRINK? 244 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:11,619 - OH, YEAH, TOTALLY. 245 00:09:11,723 --> 00:09:13,383 HE ALWAYS HAS, LIKE, A CASE OF BEER IN HIS FRIDGE 246 00:09:13,483 --> 00:09:15,493 IN THE GARAGE, AND WE GO BACK THERE. 247 00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:16,729 - AND HE JUST LET YOU-- 248 00:09:16,832 --> 00:09:18,732 YOU GUYS JUST DRINK CASUALLY TOGETHER? 249 00:09:18,834 --> 00:09:20,464 - YEAH. - THAT'S AWESOME, DUDE. 250 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:21,600 - IT'S SO RAD. 251 00:09:21,699 --> 00:09:23,739 HIS GRANDPA'S GOT A BAR IN THE GARAGE. 252 00:09:23,839 --> 00:09:26,149 I THINK THAT THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FIELD TRIP. 253 00:09:26,255 --> 00:09:28,595 - YEAH, IT DOES. 254 00:09:28,706 --> 00:09:30,596 - WOULD THAT BE COOL, 255 00:09:30,708 --> 00:09:33,328 IF WE CAME OVER AFTER SCHOOL 256 00:09:33,434 --> 00:09:36,024 AND GOT SOME BREWSKIS? 257 00:09:36,127 --> 00:09:37,437 - YEAH, TOTALLY. 258 00:09:37,542 --> 00:09:38,582 - ROCK ON, MAN. 259 00:09:38,681 --> 00:09:39,721 - HELL, YEAH. - PAR-TAY, YES! 260 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:42,720 - DUDE, AWESOME. - YEAH. 261 00:09:44,929 --> 00:09:49,239 - THIS IS GONNA HELP YOU, LITTLE GUY. 262 00:09:49,347 --> 00:09:51,307 WELL, CRAP. 263 00:09:54,283 --> 00:09:56,873 OH, THAT'S DEAD. 264 00:09:56,975 --> 00:09:58,175 OH, MAN. 265 00:09:58,287 --> 00:09:59,177 - HOW'S AMELIA? 266 00:09:59,288 --> 00:10:01,048 - OH, UH... 267 00:10:01,152 --> 00:10:02,572 SHE--SHE'S GREAT. 268 00:10:02,671 --> 00:10:04,121 SHE JUST, UH... 269 00:10:04,224 --> 00:10:08,754 DRANK SOME WATER, AND NOW SHE'S, UM, SLEEPING. 270 00:10:08,849 --> 00:10:10,639 - SHH, WE SHOULD BE QUIET THEN. 271 00:10:10,748 --> 00:10:12,158 COME ON UP INTO MY ROOM AND PLAY. 272 00:10:12,266 --> 00:10:14,676 - OKAY, GOOD IDEA. 273 00:10:21,862 --> 00:10:22,932 - THERE YOU GO. 274 00:10:23,036 --> 00:10:24,416 - YOU KNOW, YOU'D NEVER KNOW IT 275 00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:25,900 'CAUSE SHE'S ALWAYS WEARING THAT GREEN DRESS THING, 276 00:10:26,004 --> 00:10:28,354 BUT MISS WATSON IS SUPER HOT. 277 00:10:28,455 --> 00:10:29,415 - MISS WATSON? 278 00:10:29,525 --> 00:10:30,595 - YEAH, I SAW HER LAST SUMMER 279 00:10:30,699 --> 00:10:31,769 PLAYING VOLLEYBALL IN BOOTY SHORTS. 280 00:10:31,872 --> 00:10:33,392 SHE PULLS IT OFF. 281 00:10:33,494 --> 00:10:35,534 - NAH, I'M ALL ABOUT MISS GONZALES. 282 00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:37,255 - OH, THAT'S TRUE. - MUY BONITA. 283 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:38,780 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 284 00:10:38,879 --> 00:10:39,809 - THEY SHOULD NOT LET 28-YEAR-OLDS TEACH SPANISH 285 00:10:39,915 --> 00:10:41,325 TO HIGH SCHOOL DUDES. 286 00:10:41,433 --> 00:10:43,883 EVERY TIME SHE ROLLS THAT "R" I CAN'T CONCENTRATE. 287 00:10:43,988 --> 00:10:45,538 I JUST WANT TO GET, LIKE, RIGHT UNDER THAT TONGUE AND-- 288 00:10:45,645 --> 00:10:47,845 - [rolls tongue] - OH, GOD. 289 00:10:47,957 --> 00:10:49,167 I WOULDN'T REALLY MIND BEING IN ONE OF THOSE 290 00:10:49,269 --> 00:10:52,379 TEACHER/STUDENT SEX SCANDAL THINGS WITH HER. 291 00:10:52,479 --> 00:10:54,029 - HELLO. - AMEN. 292 00:10:54,136 --> 00:10:55,856 - YO QUIERO SEXO WITH MISS GONZALES. 293 00:10:55,965 --> 00:10:57,165 - IS THAT EVEN SPANISH? 294 00:10:57,277 --> 00:10:58,617 - YOU'RE FOOLIN', DUDE. 295 00:10:58,727 --> 00:10:59,827 - HOW WOULD YOU CONJUGATE 296 00:10:59,935 --> 00:11:03,695 "LET ME SEE YOU NAKED" IN SPANISH? 297 00:11:03,801 --> 00:11:05,561 - I DON'T THINK THAT'S-- - I FAILED. 298 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,455 GONNA LET YOU ALL KNOW. 299 00:11:07,563 --> 00:11:11,193 - YEAH, I THINK THAT WOULD BE, 300 00:11:11,291 --> 00:11:15,091 "DEJEME POR FAVOR VERLE DESNUDO." 301 00:11:18,263 --> 00:11:19,993 HOLA, AMIGOS. 302 00:11:20,093 --> 00:11:21,273 - HOLA. 303 00:11:21,370 --> 00:11:23,790 - HEY. 304 00:11:23,890 --> 00:11:26,200 - SO GUESS WHAT, THE BAR IS NOW CLOSED. 305 00:11:26,306 --> 00:11:28,196 I DIDN'T SEE ANY CARS IN THE DRIVEWAY. 306 00:11:28,308 --> 00:11:30,828 SO YOU GUYS SHOULD BE WALKING HOME, CORRECT? 307 00:11:30,931 --> 00:11:32,661 - YES, SIR. - YES, SIR. 308 00:11:32,761 --> 00:11:34,871 - ANDALE. - OKAY. 309 00:11:34,970 --> 00:11:36,520 - I'LL SEE YOU AT SCHOOL, IN SPANISH. 310 00:11:36,626 --> 00:11:38,726 - SORRY. 311 00:11:38,836 --> 00:11:40,596 - HEY, GRINGO, YOU GOT MY BEER THERE. 312 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,390 - SORRY, SIR. LATER. 313 00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:48,875 - GRANDPA, I'LL PAY YOU BACK FOR THESE IF YOU WANT. 314 00:11:48,984 --> 00:11:52,064 - GRANDSON, WHEN I GAVE YOU THAT BEER AT THANKSGIVING, 315 00:11:52,159 --> 00:11:53,849 THIS ISN'T WHAT I HAD IN MIND. 316 00:11:53,954 --> 00:11:55,374 - I KNOW. I TOTALLY KNOW THAT. 317 00:11:55,473 --> 00:11:58,963 - DREW, YOU LOOK AT ME. 318 00:12:00,858 --> 00:12:02,958 YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD KID. 319 00:12:03,067 --> 00:12:05,307 YOU DON'T NEED TO IMPRESS ANYBODY. 320 00:12:05,414 --> 00:12:07,494 YOU HEAR ME? 321 00:12:07,588 --> 00:12:08,688 - ALL RIGHT. 322 00:12:08,797 --> 00:12:10,627 - AND I DON'T WANT THIS TO HAPPEN AGAIN. 323 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,900 ALL RIGHT? - OKAY. 324 00:12:23,915 --> 00:12:24,945 - THE THING IS YOU NEVER KNOW 325 00:12:25,054 --> 00:12:26,474 WHAT'S GONNA BE IN THESE BOXES. 326 00:12:26,573 --> 00:12:27,543 - WHY? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 327 00:12:27,643 --> 00:12:28,783 - EXCUSE ME. 328 00:12:28,886 --> 00:12:30,296 PEOPLE WILL DONATE ANYTHING. 329 00:12:30,404 --> 00:12:31,854 WE GOTTA GO THROUGH THESE BOXES AND FIGURE OUT 330 00:12:31,958 --> 00:12:33,578 IF PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY WEAR THESE CLOTHES. 331 00:12:33,683 --> 00:12:34,653 - WHY, WHAT'S, LIKE, THE WEIRDEST THING 332 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:35,584 THAT YOU'VE FOUND? 333 00:12:35,685 --> 00:12:36,825 - YOU KNOW, THIS RATES 334 00:12:36,928 --> 00:12:39,718 UP IN THE TOP FIVE AT LEAST. 335 00:12:39,828 --> 00:12:41,448 THIS IS HOT, RIGHT? - THAT'S DISGUSTING. 336 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:43,143 THAT'S DISGUSTING. - THIS SHOULDN'T BE IN HERE. 337 00:12:43,245 --> 00:12:44,585 - WHAT'S THIS? THIS IS NOT CLOTHING. 338 00:12:44,694 --> 00:12:46,594 THIS IS SO WEIRD. 339 00:12:46,696 --> 00:12:48,176 - THIS SHIRT IS HORRIBLE. 340 00:12:48,284 --> 00:12:50,634 LIKE, MY GRANDFATHER WOULD NOT EVEN--THIS STUFF IS HORRIBLE. 341 00:12:50,735 --> 00:12:52,215 - HEY, DAD. 342 00:12:52,323 --> 00:12:54,263 - HEY. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 343 00:12:54,359 --> 00:12:57,919 - WELL, I WAS IN THE AREA, AND I WANTED TO STOP BY 344 00:12:58,018 --> 00:13:03,018 AND SEE WHERE YOU'VE BEEN SPENDING SO MUCH TIME. 345 00:13:03,127 --> 00:13:04,467 - RIGHT. 346 00:13:04,576 --> 00:13:06,196 - ALEX. 347 00:13:06,302 --> 00:13:07,682 - ADAM BRAVERMAN. 348 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:08,817 - NICE TO MEET YOU, MR. BRAVERMAN. 349 00:13:08,926 --> 00:13:09,786 - PLEASED TO MEET YOU. 350 00:13:09,892 --> 00:13:10,822 - OH, YOU CAN JUST CALL HIM "ADAM." 351 00:13:10,928 --> 00:13:11,958 - YOU HAVE A GREAT GIRL. 352 00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:14,407 SHE'S BEEN A HUGE HELP TO ME AROUND HERE. 353 00:13:14,517 --> 00:13:16,657 - WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 354 00:13:16,761 --> 00:13:17,521 SHE'S A GOOD KID. 355 00:13:19,868 --> 00:13:22,838 - OKAY, I WAS GONNA TAKE THE BUS HOME, 356 00:13:22,940 --> 00:13:24,800 BUT SINCE YOU'RE HERE, WHY DON'T WE JUST GO NOW? 357 00:13:24,907 --> 00:13:26,497 - OKAY. - I'LL SEE YOU. 358 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:27,568 - NICE TO MEET YOU, ALEX. 359 00:13:27,668 --> 00:13:28,528 - NICE TO MEET YOU TOO. 360 00:13:28,635 --> 00:13:30,185 - SEE YA. - BYE. 361 00:13:32,950 --> 00:13:35,060 - DAD. - SAY, ALEX? 362 00:13:38,058 --> 00:13:39,608 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'D LIKE TO COME OVER SOME NIGHT 363 00:13:39,715 --> 00:13:41,605 FOR DINNER. 364 00:13:41,717 --> 00:13:42,817 - DAD, HE'S REALLY BUSY HERE. 365 00:13:42,925 --> 00:13:43,815 - ONCE SECOND. 366 00:13:43,926 --> 00:13:45,576 - YOU KNOW, I'D ACTUALLY LOVE THAT. 367 00:13:45,686 --> 00:13:46,856 - YEAH? - YEAH, A LOT. 368 00:13:46,964 --> 00:13:49,044 - HOW'S WEDNESDAY? - WEDNESDAY WORKS. 369 00:13:49,138 --> 00:13:51,278 - GREAT. WE'LL SEE YOU THEN. 370 00:13:51,382 --> 00:13:52,942 - SEE YOU THEN. 371 00:13:56,801 --> 00:13:57,661 - SEE YOU THEN. 372 00:13:57,767 --> 00:13:59,417 - COME ON, HONEY. 373 00:13:59,528 --> 00:14:02,388 [folk music] 374 00:14:02,496 --> 00:14:04,256 ♪ 375 00:14:10,090 --> 00:14:11,130 - HEY, HADDIE, I'M GONNA GO TO THE MARKET TODAY. 376 00:14:11,229 --> 00:14:12,679 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR FRIEND WOULD LIKE FOR DINNER? 377 00:14:12,782 --> 00:14:14,852 - HEY, IT'S YOUR THING. YOU SHOULD REALLY GO WILD. 378 00:14:14,957 --> 00:14:16,227 - WELL, WE DON'T WANT TO, YOU KNOW, DOUBLE UP 379 00:14:16,338 --> 00:14:18,168 ON ANYTHING YOU GUYS MAKE AT THE SOUP KITCHEN. 380 00:14:18,271 --> 00:14:19,931 - LIKE SOUP. - NO SOUP. 381 00:14:20,031 --> 00:14:22,691 - MOM, ARE YOU GONNA MAKE SOMETHING WEIRD? 382 00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:24,762 BECAUSE USUALLY WHEN GUESTS COME OVER, 383 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:25,764 YOU MAKE WEIRD STUFF. 384 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:26,865 - I DON'T COOK WEIRD STUFF. 385 00:14:26,969 --> 00:14:28,039 - WHO'S THE GUEST? 386 00:14:28,143 --> 00:14:29,213 - WE'RE GONNA MAKE SOMETHING NICE. 387 00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:30,726 - IT'S NOBODY. - WHO'S THE GUEST? 388 00:14:30,835 --> 00:14:32,075 - JUST SOMEBODY THAT I WORK WITH THAT DAD WANTED TO COME OVER. 389 00:14:32,181 --> 00:14:34,701 - IS IT THE BOY FROM THE FOOD BANK THAT YOU LIED ABOUT? 390 00:14:34,804 --> 00:14:36,674 - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. - NO HITTING! 391 00:14:36,772 --> 00:14:37,842 - THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR, OKAY? 392 00:14:37,946 --> 00:14:38,946 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOVE YOUR BROTHER'S HEAD. 393 00:14:39,050 --> 00:14:40,190 - EXACTLY. - WE WERE PLAYING. 394 00:14:40,293 --> 00:14:43,613 - HOW ABOUT ROSEMARY CHICKEN? - FINE. 395 00:14:46,057 --> 00:14:48,227 - THINGS LOOK SAD WHEN THEY'RE DEAD. 396 00:14:48,335 --> 00:14:50,815 - GREAT OBSERVATION, HONEY. 397 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,824 - MORTALITY MAKES YOU SNIPPY. 398 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:55,306 - I JUST FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE LYING TO SYD. 399 00:14:55,411 --> 00:14:57,971 - WELL, ALL RIGHT, WE'LL TELL HER. 400 00:14:58,069 --> 00:14:59,239 - YEAH? - WE'LL TELL HER, YEAH. 401 00:14:59,346 --> 00:15:01,176 - GOOD. - WHAT SHOULD WE SAY? 402 00:15:01,279 --> 00:15:03,939 - I WAS THINKING SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF, 403 00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:06,391 "THE BIRD IS DEAD." YOU LIKE THAT? 404 00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:07,531 - WELL, THAT'S A LITTLE HARSH. 405 00:15:07,630 --> 00:15:08,740 - WHAT ELSE CAN WE SAY? 406 00:15:08,838 --> 00:15:10,938 I MEAN, IT'S NATURE, IT IS HARSH. 407 00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:13,708 - WELL, DOES SHE NEED TO KNOW AT AGE SIX THAT NATURE'S HARSH? 408 00:15:13,809 --> 00:15:14,739 - IF SYD LIVED ON A FARM, 409 00:15:14,844 --> 00:15:16,674 SHE'D HAVE SEEN DEATH 100 TIMES BY NOW. 410 00:15:16,777 --> 00:15:18,707 - LET'S MOVE TO A FARM. 411 00:15:18,814 --> 00:15:20,824 - SHE'S SO INNOCENT AND HAPPY, 412 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,270 AND SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND. 413 00:15:22,369 --> 00:15:24,819 IT'S JUST, WHO WANTS TO BRING 414 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:28,004 THAT LITTLE SURPRISE TO THE PARTY? 415 00:15:28,099 --> 00:15:30,959 - WELL, IF WE BRING UP HEAVEN, 416 00:15:31,068 --> 00:15:32,478 IT'LL BE A LOT LESS SCARY. 417 00:15:32,586 --> 00:15:35,866 - NO. 418 00:15:35,969 --> 00:15:38,629 - I MEAN, I KNOW YOU AND I ARE PROBABLY NOT GOING, BUT... 419 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,010 - FUNNY. 420 00:15:40,111 --> 00:15:41,911 WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU GONNA TELL HER ABOUT HEAVEN? 421 00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:43,910 - NORMAL STUFF. 422 00:15:44,012 --> 00:15:45,952 - YOU MEAN THE MADE-UP STUFF? 423 00:15:46,048 --> 00:15:47,908 - YEAH, THE MADE-UP STUFF. 424 00:15:48,016 --> 00:15:49,596 - I DON'T WANT TO LIE TO HER. 425 00:15:49,707 --> 00:15:50,567 - YOU DON'T KNOW THAT IT'S LYING. 426 00:15:50,673 --> 00:15:51,613 - YOU DON'T KNOW. 427 00:15:51,709 --> 00:15:52,949 - EXACTLY, YOU DON'T KNOW. 428 00:15:53,055 --> 00:15:54,085 THAT'S THE POINT. THAT'S WHAT FAITH IS. 429 00:15:54,194 --> 00:15:55,584 YOU DON'T KNOW. 430 00:15:55,678 --> 00:15:57,818 - IS AMELIA AWAKE YET? 431 00:15:57,922 --> 00:15:58,992 - HI, SWEETIE! 432 00:15:59,096 --> 00:16:01,026 - NO, SHE'S STILL ASLEEP. 433 00:16:01,132 --> 00:16:03,482 - YEP. - SHE'S SLEEPING A LOT. 434 00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:04,623 - YEAH, MM-HMM. 435 00:16:04,722 --> 00:16:06,522 - YOU KNOW, BIRDS WHEN THEY'RE RECOVERING 436 00:16:06,620 --> 00:16:07,930 FROM A CONCUSSION, 437 00:16:08,036 --> 00:16:10,656 WHICH IS WHAT AMELIA IS RECOVERING FROM, 438 00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:11,972 THEY DO TEND TO SLEEP A LOT. 439 00:16:12,074 --> 00:16:13,114 - TONS. 440 00:16:13,213 --> 00:16:14,803 - I MEAN, A DAY OR TWO DAYS. 441 00:16:14,904 --> 00:16:17,324 - EVEN THREE, NOT UNCOMMON FOR A BIRD. 442 00:16:17,424 --> 00:16:20,084 - YEAH, BECAUSE GLASS IS SO HARD, 443 00:16:20,186 --> 00:16:24,496 AND THEIR BRAINS ARE SO VERY, VERY SOFT. 444 00:16:24,604 --> 00:16:27,124 - OKAY, BUT I CAN'T WAIT TILL SHE WAKES UP. 445 00:16:27,227 --> 00:16:30,017 - MM-HMM. - YEAH, ME--ME TOO. 446 00:16:30,127 --> 00:16:31,157 - GET OUTTA HERE, GUYS. 447 00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:32,816 - OKAY, TIME FOR SCHOOL. 448 00:16:32,922 --> 00:16:34,032 - BYE, DADDY. - GOOD-BYE, TURNIP. 449 00:16:34,131 --> 00:16:35,101 LOVE YOU. - LOVE YOU. 450 00:16:35,201 --> 00:16:36,821 - HAVE A GOOD ONE. 451 00:16:36,926 --> 00:16:38,066 - UH-HUH. 452 00:16:38,169 --> 00:16:40,409 - THIS CAN'T GO ON. - I KNOW. 453 00:16:45,073 --> 00:16:46,973 - HEY, YOUR MOM'S GONNA BE HOME SOON. 454 00:16:47,075 --> 00:16:48,895 YOU WANT TO CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM A LITTLE BIT? 455 00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,658 - AFTER I'M DONE PLAYING. 456 00:16:50,768 --> 00:16:51,698 - EXCUSE ME? 457 00:16:51,803 --> 00:16:52,943 - AFTER I'M DONE PLAYING. 458 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:54,186 - OH, YEAH, WHEN'S THAT GONNA BE, 459 00:16:54,289 --> 00:16:55,769 WHEN YOU'RE 11 AND START LIKING GIRLS? 460 00:16:55,876 --> 00:16:56,976 - WHAT? 461 00:16:57,085 --> 00:16:58,045 - ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, 462 00:16:58,155 --> 00:16:59,735 LET'S HAVE A LITTLE TALK. 463 00:16:59,846 --> 00:17:01,606 A LITTLE MAN TALK. 464 00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:03,990 ALL RIGHT, OKAY. 465 00:17:04,092 --> 00:17:06,272 NOW I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT GENERIC DAD THING 466 00:17:06,370 --> 00:17:09,100 AND BARK ORDERS AT YOU OR BRIBE YOU. 467 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:10,890 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU LIKE A MAN. 468 00:17:10,995 --> 00:17:12,065 YOU'RE A MATURE YOUNG MAN. 469 00:17:12,169 --> 00:17:13,929 I THINK WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS LOGICALLY. 470 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,723 CAN WE HAVE A MAN TALK? - MM-HMM. 471 00:17:15,827 --> 00:17:17,377 - OKAY. 472 00:17:17,484 --> 00:17:18,874 YOU DON'T LIKE CLEANING YOUR ROOM, I GET IT. 473 00:17:18,968 --> 00:17:20,488 I DON'T LIKE CLEANING MY ROOM EITHER. 474 00:17:20,591 --> 00:17:22,251 BUT IT'S IMPORTANT-- HEY, LOOK AT ME. 475 00:17:22,351 --> 00:17:24,111 IT'S IMPORTANT TO YOUR MOM, OKAY? 476 00:17:24,215 --> 00:17:26,215 SO THAT MEANS WE GOTTA DO IT. 477 00:17:26,321 --> 00:17:27,981 'CAUSE OUR JOB AS GUYS, 478 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,671 WE GOTTA MAKE OUR LADIES HAPPY. 479 00:17:29,772 --> 00:17:31,022 ALL RIGHT? - OKAY. 480 00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:33,539 - DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? - MM-HMM. 481 00:17:33,638 --> 00:17:34,778 - OKAY, GOOD. 482 00:17:34,881 --> 00:17:36,061 SO YOU'LL CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM? 483 00:17:36,158 --> 00:17:37,088 - YEP. - OKAY. 484 00:17:37,194 --> 00:17:39,444 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT, 485 00:17:39,541 --> 00:17:41,161 I'LL EVEN HELP YOU THIS ONE TIME. 486 00:17:41,267 --> 00:17:43,027 BUT THEN YOU GOTTA DO IT YOURSELF AFTER THAT. 487 00:17:43,131 --> 00:17:44,681 IT'LL BE OUR SECRET. 488 00:17:44,787 --> 00:17:45,957 SECRET ON THREE? 489 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:47,335 both: ONE, TWO, THREE. 490 00:17:47,445 --> 00:17:48,685 SECRET! 491 00:17:48,791 --> 00:17:50,241 - ALL RIGHT, GREAT. 492 00:17:50,345 --> 00:17:52,235 SEE? THAT'S HOW YOU COMMUNICATE. 493 00:17:52,347 --> 00:17:54,377 YOU MAKE A PLAN AND YOU GET IT DONE. 494 00:17:54,487 --> 00:17:58,767 JUST TWO GUYS TEAMING UP ON A HARD JOB. 495 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,360 - [makes blasting sounds] 496 00:18:01,459 --> 00:18:04,669 - WORK JUST BLOWS RIGHT BY. 497 00:18:06,913 --> 00:18:08,363 - HEY. 498 00:18:08,466 --> 00:18:09,776 - HEY. 499 00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:12,131 - OH, HEY, I HEARD YOU HAD SOME OF THE GUYS OVER. 500 00:18:12,229 --> 00:18:14,129 GRANDPA TOLD ME. - YEAH. 501 00:18:14,231 --> 00:18:17,611 - WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING, MAKING TROUBLE? 502 00:18:19,477 --> 00:18:21,067 - LOOK, MOM, IT WASN'T THAT BIG OF A DEAL, OKAY? 503 00:18:21,169 --> 00:18:22,069 WE JUST-- - WHAT? 504 00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:23,310 - WE HAD A FEW BEERS. 505 00:18:23,412 --> 00:18:25,032 NO ONE WAS DRUNK OR ANYTHING. 506 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:26,758 - WHAT? - NOTHING. 507 00:18:26,864 --> 00:18:29,184 - NO, UM-- - LOOK, MOM, I HAD THE GUYS-- 508 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,940 - WHO GAVE YOU BEER? - NOBODY. 509 00:18:31,040 --> 00:18:33,010 I KNEW THAT IT WAS IN GRANDPA'S BARN, 510 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,872 SO I INVITED THEM OVER, 511 00:18:34,975 --> 00:18:36,595 AND WE HAD A FEW BEERS. 512 00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:39,011 I MEAN, ME AND GRANDPA HAD A BEER ON THANKSGIVING. 513 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,358 AND I TOLD THEM ABOUT IT, 514 00:18:40,464 --> 00:18:42,954 AND THEY KIND OF INVITED THEMSELVES OVER. 515 00:18:43,052 --> 00:18:46,262 AND, I DON'T KNOW, THEY WERE JUST USING ME OBVIOUSLY. 516 00:18:46,366 --> 00:18:50,776 - SO GRANDPA GAVE YOU A BEER ON THANKSGIVING? 517 00:18:50,888 --> 00:18:52,338 - UH, YEAH. 518 00:18:52,441 --> 00:18:55,511 - OKAY, WELL, YOU'RE NOT TO HAVE THEM OVER AGAIN. 519 00:18:55,617 --> 00:18:58,097 - LOOK, MOM, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER? 520 00:18:58,206 --> 00:19:00,516 SORRY. 521 00:19:10,873 --> 00:19:12,743 - HEY, DAD. - YEAH? 522 00:19:12,841 --> 00:19:16,471 - DID YOU GIVE DREW A BEER AT THANKSGIVING? 523 00:19:16,569 --> 00:19:17,709 - YEAH. 524 00:19:17,811 --> 00:19:20,061 YEAH, AND I GAVE ONE TO ADAM AND CROSBY 525 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,569 AT ABOUT THE SAME AGE. 526 00:19:21,677 --> 00:19:23,197 WHY? 527 00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:25,200 - I REALLY WISH YOU HADN'T DONE THAT. 528 00:19:25,302 --> 00:19:26,822 AND I HOPE YOU WON'T DO THAT AGAIN. 529 00:19:29,029 --> 00:19:30,409 - WELL, SWEETHEART, I DON'T KNOW. 530 00:19:30,514 --> 00:19:32,904 I THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO TEACH GUYS HOW TO HANDLE ALCOHOL 531 00:19:32,999 --> 00:19:35,549 BEFORE THEY GO OUT THERE AND MAKE IDIOTS OUT OF THEMSELVES. 532 00:19:35,657 --> 00:19:37,797 - MAYBE THAT WAS OKAY FOR ADAM AND CROSBY, 533 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:41,560 BUT THEY DIDN'T HAVE A FATHER WHO WAS AN ALCOHOLIC. 534 00:19:41,663 --> 00:19:44,223 - WELL... 535 00:19:44,321 --> 00:19:46,361 I DON'T KNOW IF SETH WAS AN ALCOHOLIC. 536 00:19:46,461 --> 00:19:48,811 I KNOW THAT HE WAS A SELF-INDULGENT BUM 537 00:19:48,911 --> 00:19:52,231 THAT COULDN'T GET A JOB. 538 00:19:52,329 --> 00:19:54,919 - SETH IS AN ALCOHOLIC. 539 00:19:57,334 --> 00:20:00,304 SETH IS A DRUG ADDICT. 540 00:20:02,235 --> 00:20:03,575 AND YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME 541 00:20:03,685 --> 00:20:05,165 YOU FOUND THOSE GUYS IN THERE DRINKING. 542 00:20:05,273 --> 00:20:08,103 - OKAY, NOW WAIT A MINUTE HERE. 543 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,797 I SHUT IT DOWN, HONEY. 544 00:20:10,899 --> 00:20:11,929 I HANDLED IT. 545 00:20:12,038 --> 00:20:14,588 SO I REALLY DON'T SEE WHAT THE PROBLEM IS HERE. 546 00:20:14,696 --> 00:20:17,176 - THE PROBLEM IS I CHOSE AN ADDICT 547 00:20:17,285 --> 00:20:18,905 TO BE THE FATHER OF MY CHILDREN, 548 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:24,220 AND I WORRY EVERY DAY THAT THEY HAVE THAT IN THEM TOO. 549 00:20:24,326 --> 00:20:27,536 SO PLEASE... 550 00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:31,060 LET ME HANDLE THIS, OKAY? 551 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,090 - OKAY. 552 00:20:33,197 --> 00:20:36,407 - THANK YOU. 553 00:20:47,487 --> 00:20:49,207 - JUST LET ME ANSWER THE DOOR. - WE'LL GET THE DOOR. 554 00:20:49,317 --> 00:20:50,867 - WE GOT IT, WE GOT IT. 555 00:20:50,973 --> 00:20:52,253 - HI, ALEX. 556 00:20:52,354 --> 00:20:53,294 - HEY, HOW YOU GUYS DOING? - HOW ARE YOU? 557 00:20:53,390 --> 00:20:54,530 - THANKS FOR HAVING ME. 558 00:20:54,632 --> 00:20:55,812 - HI, I'M KRISTINA. - HELLO, PLEASURE. 559 00:20:55,909 --> 00:20:57,289 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - SMELLS GREAT IN HERE. 560 00:20:57,394 --> 00:20:58,334 - I COOKED ALL DAY. - THANK YOU. 561 00:20:58,429 --> 00:21:00,359 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BRING FLOWERS. 562 00:21:00,466 --> 00:21:02,946 - WELL, THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY FOR YOU. 563 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,644 THEY'RE FOR YOUR MOM. - OH. 564 00:21:04,746 --> 00:21:05,746 - YOU'RE KIDDING. 565 00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:08,060 THAT IS SO SWEET OF YOU. THANK YOU. 566 00:21:08,163 --> 00:21:09,273 - IS THIS HADDIE'S BOYFRIEND? 567 00:21:09,371 --> 00:21:11,891 - UH, THIS IS MY BROTHER MAX. 568 00:21:11,994 --> 00:21:12,794 - HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 569 00:21:12,892 --> 00:21:14,312 I HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU, LITTLE MAN. 570 00:21:14,411 --> 00:21:17,551 - YOU'RE BLACK. 571 00:21:17,655 --> 00:21:19,855 - SORRY, I'M SURE HADDIE TOLD YOU ABOUT MAX. 572 00:21:19,968 --> 00:21:21,418 - MAX, THAT IS NOT POLITE. 573 00:21:21,521 --> 00:21:23,321 - NO, IT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. 574 00:21:23,420 --> 00:21:25,840 I AM BLACK. TECHNICALLY A LITTLE BROWN. 575 00:21:25,939 --> 00:21:27,799 - YOU KNOW, MY UNCLE CROSBY'S MARRYING A BLACK WOMAN, 576 00:21:27,907 --> 00:21:29,247 AND THEY HAVE A SON WHO'S HALF-BLACK. 577 00:21:29,357 --> 00:21:31,077 AND IF YOU AND HADDIE HAD A KID, 578 00:21:31,186 --> 00:21:32,256 HE'D LOOK JUST LIKE JABBAR. 579 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,330 - OH, WE'RE GONNA GO AND CHECK THE CHICKEN. 580 00:21:34,431 --> 00:21:35,261 - JABBAR WOULD HAVE A TWIN. 581 00:21:35,363 --> 00:21:37,263 WOULDN'T THAT BE SO AWESOME, GUYS? 582 00:21:37,365 --> 00:21:38,535 - THAT'S PROBABLY NOT GONNA HAPPEN TONIGHT. 583 00:21:38,642 --> 00:21:41,302 - YEAH, PROBABLY NOT. 584 00:21:41,403 --> 00:21:43,373 - SO THE COOL THING ABOUT THE HERCULES BEETLE 585 00:21:43,474 --> 00:21:45,414 IS THAT IT'S SEXUALLY DIMORPHIC. 586 00:21:45,511 --> 00:21:46,721 - HMM, I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL 587 00:21:46,822 --> 00:21:47,652 ABOUT THAT BEETLE. 588 00:21:47,754 --> 00:21:48,934 - NOW THE FEMALE HERCULES BEETLE 589 00:21:49,031 --> 00:21:50,791 DOES NOT HAVE HORNS. 590 00:21:50,895 --> 00:21:54,105 IT'S LARGER-BODIED BUT SHORTER THAN THE MALE. 591 00:21:54,209 --> 00:21:57,279 YEAH, I HAVE A BOOK IN MY ROOM THAT SHOWS YOU THE DIFFERENCE. 592 00:21:57,385 --> 00:21:58,895 - WELL, THAT'S COOL. I WANT TO SEE IT. 593 00:21:59,007 --> 00:22:00,457 YOU KNOW, I LIKE BUGS TOO. 594 00:22:00,560 --> 00:22:01,980 I HAD TO LIVE WITH THEM SOMETIMES GROWING UP. 595 00:22:02,079 --> 00:22:04,389 - WHY? 596 00:22:04,495 --> 00:22:06,805 - BECAUSE BUGS TEND TO LIVE IN OLD BUILDINGS, 597 00:22:06,911 --> 00:22:08,811 BUILDINGS THAT HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN TAKEN CARE OF. 598 00:22:11,433 --> 00:22:12,953 - OH, YOU'RE POOR. 599 00:22:13,055 --> 00:22:15,505 - MAX. I'M SO SORRY. 600 00:22:15,610 --> 00:22:17,200 - IT'S--IT'S ALL RIGHT. 601 00:22:17,301 --> 00:22:18,851 I PREFER HONESTY IN PEOPLE. 602 00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:21,648 - SO ALEX, HOW DID YOU GET INVOLVED WITH THE FOOD BANK? 603 00:22:21,754 --> 00:22:24,244 - UM, THAT'S A FUNNY STORY. 604 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,593 I--I USED TO EAT THERE. 605 00:22:26,690 --> 00:22:28,620 - REALLY? 606 00:22:28,726 --> 00:22:30,136 - YEAH, THAT PLACE SAVED MY LIFE. 607 00:22:30,245 --> 00:22:32,515 - WOW. 608 00:22:32,627 --> 00:22:34,487 THAT'S SOMETHING. 609 00:22:34,594 --> 00:22:37,394 - YEAH, MY MOM PASSED AWAY A FEW YEARS AGO, 610 00:22:37,494 --> 00:22:38,534 AND IT WAS-- 611 00:22:38,633 --> 00:22:39,813 - SORRY TO HEAR THAT. 612 00:22:39,910 --> 00:22:41,190 - REALLY SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. 613 00:22:41,290 --> 00:22:42,260 - THANKS, NO, IT'S OKAY. I'M ALL RIGHT. 614 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,221 IT WAS A WHILE AGO. 615 00:22:43,327 --> 00:22:46,117 BUT MY DAD, 616 00:22:46,226 --> 00:22:47,396 HE NEVER REALLY RECOVERED. 617 00:22:47,504 --> 00:22:50,334 HE WAS IN A BAD PLACE. 618 00:22:50,438 --> 00:22:53,128 HAD SOME--SOME DEMONS 619 00:22:53,233 --> 00:22:55,893 HE COULDN'T GET RID OF. 620 00:22:55,995 --> 00:22:57,305 HE WOULDN'T GET HELP. 621 00:22:57,410 --> 00:22:59,140 SO I ATE QUITE A FEW MEALS THERE. 622 00:23:03,002 --> 00:23:05,312 - WOW. 623 00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:07,208 - MUST HAVE BEEN A DIFFICULT TIME. 624 00:23:07,316 --> 00:23:08,696 - I MEAN, IT WAS. 625 00:23:08,801 --> 00:23:10,841 BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE PEOPLE'S CHOICES FOR THEM, RIGHT? 626 00:23:10,941 --> 00:23:13,911 SO WHEN I WAS 16, 627 00:23:14,013 --> 00:23:15,603 I EMANCIPATED MYSELF. 628 00:23:15,704 --> 00:23:18,364 - MM-HMM, WHICH WAS REALLY BRAVE. 629 00:23:18,466 --> 00:23:20,426 - SO YOU'VE BEEN LIVING LIKE AN ADULT 630 00:23:20,537 --> 00:23:22,437 SINCE YOU WERE HADDIE'S AGE? 631 00:23:22,539 --> 00:23:24,159 16? - MM-HMM. 632 00:23:24,264 --> 00:23:26,304 - WOW. - VERY IMPRESSIVE. 633 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:27,505 - THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 634 00:23:27,613 --> 00:23:29,373 I MEAN, TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST, 635 00:23:29,477 --> 00:23:31,377 I HAD NO IDEA WHAT I WAS GETTING MYSELF INTO. 636 00:23:31,479 --> 00:23:33,199 - YEAH. - BUT I'M IN A GOOD PLACE NOW. 637 00:23:33,308 --> 00:23:35,308 I'M GETTING MY CREDITS TOGETHER TO FINISH HIGH SCHOOL, 638 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:37,524 MANAGING THE FOOD BANK. 639 00:23:37,623 --> 00:23:38,523 WHAT I REALLY WANT TO DO IS HAVE A CAREER 640 00:23:38,624 --> 00:23:40,454 IN SOCIAL SERVICES. 641 00:23:40,557 --> 00:23:41,937 - OR POLITICS, REMEMBER? 642 00:23:42,041 --> 00:23:43,151 - OR POLITICS. 643 00:23:43,249 --> 00:23:45,389 BUT I REALLY WANT TO GIVE BACK TO THE SYSTEM FIRST. 644 00:23:45,493 --> 00:23:47,153 - I KNOW, BUT I MEAN, WE TALKED ABOUT 645 00:23:47,253 --> 00:23:48,253 YOU WOULD DO WELL. - I GUESS. 646 00:23:48,357 --> 00:23:50,047 - WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE? 647 00:23:50,152 --> 00:23:51,292 - COLLEGE? - YEP. 648 00:23:51,395 --> 00:23:52,465 - I'D LIKE THAT. 649 00:23:52,569 --> 00:23:55,469 I'D HAVE TO FIGURE SOME THINGS OUT FIRST. 650 00:23:55,572 --> 00:23:57,442 BUT RIGHT NOW I REALLY WANT TO GET THROUGH A YEAR 651 00:23:57,539 --> 00:23:58,369 ON THE PROGRAM. 652 00:23:58,471 --> 00:24:00,891 - WHAT PROGRAM? 653 00:24:00,991 --> 00:24:02,511 - I'M IN A.A. 654 00:24:06,375 --> 00:24:07,685 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 655 00:24:07,791 --> 00:24:09,071 I'VE HEARD IT BEFORE. 656 00:24:09,171 --> 00:24:12,281 - IT'S ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS. 657 00:24:12,381 --> 00:24:13,491 - SO YOU'RE AN ALCOHOLIC? 658 00:24:13,590 --> 00:24:14,760 - WELL, NOT ANYMORE. 659 00:24:14,867 --> 00:24:16,417 - WELL, YOU'RE ALWAYS AN ALCOHOLIC. 660 00:24:16,524 --> 00:24:18,494 JUST I'VE BEEN SOBER FOR SIX MONTHS. 661 00:24:18,595 --> 00:24:19,595 - GOOD FOR YOU. 662 00:24:19,699 --> 00:24:20,909 - YEAH, THIS IS REALLY BORING. 663 00:24:21,011 --> 00:24:23,361 MY BUG BOOK WOULD BE SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING THAN THIS. 664 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:24,842 I'M GONNA GO GET IT. 665 00:24:24,946 --> 00:24:26,146 - ALL RIGHT. 666 00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:27,977 - I JUST GOT MY SIX-MONTH CHIP. 667 00:24:28,087 --> 00:24:29,327 HADDIE WENT WITH ME. 668 00:24:29,433 --> 00:24:30,303 - SHE DID? CONGRATULATIONS. 669 00:24:30,399 --> 00:24:31,569 - THAT'S GREAT. 670 00:24:31,677 --> 00:24:32,987 YOU SHOULD BE REALLY PROUD OF YOURSELF. 671 00:24:33,092 --> 00:24:34,782 THAT'S TOUGH TO DO. - GOOD FOR YOU. 672 00:24:39,857 --> 00:24:41,197 - UM... 673 00:24:41,307 --> 00:24:44,687 I'M SOLID. 674 00:24:44,793 --> 00:24:47,283 I WANT YOU GUYS TO KNOW THAT. 675 00:24:47,382 --> 00:24:48,972 I GET THAT YOU GUYS ARE PARENTS, 676 00:24:49,073 --> 00:24:55,603 AND I UNDERSTAND HOW CRAZY ALL THIS MUST SOUND, 677 00:24:55,701 --> 00:24:58,951 BUT YOU GO DOWN THE ROAD YOU GO DOWN WHEN YOU'RE YOUNGER. 678 00:24:59,049 --> 00:25:02,259 YOU LEARN WHAT YOU LEARN FROM WATCHING, 679 00:25:02,362 --> 00:25:05,302 IMITATING WHAT YOU SEE, WHAT'S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. 680 00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,540 BUT WHEN YOU GROW UP, 681 00:25:07,644 --> 00:25:10,414 YOU GET TO MAKE YOUR OWN CHOICES, 682 00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:13,299 CHOICES THAT ARE GONNA DEFINE WHO YOU ARE, 683 00:25:13,408 --> 00:25:15,548 YOUR MORALS, WHAT YOU WILL STAND FOR, 684 00:25:15,652 --> 00:25:19,002 OR WHAT YOU'LL FALL FOR, 685 00:25:19,103 --> 00:25:21,663 WHO YOU WANT TO BE. 686 00:25:21,761 --> 00:25:26,461 WELL, I WANT TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST WITH YOU GUYS. 687 00:25:26,559 --> 00:25:31,009 SO THANK YOU FOR LETTING ME BE. 688 00:25:33,221 --> 00:25:34,911 - THANK YOU. 689 00:25:35,016 --> 00:25:37,606 - THANK YOU FOR BEING SO HONEST. 690 00:25:48,512 --> 00:25:50,202 ALL RIGHT, HONEY. 691 00:25:50,307 --> 00:25:51,407 - HMM? 692 00:25:51,515 --> 00:25:52,405 - I WAS VERY IMPRESSED WITH HIM. 693 00:25:52,516 --> 00:25:54,036 - MM-HMM. 694 00:25:54,138 --> 00:25:55,478 - JUST THE WAY HE HANDLES HIMSELF 695 00:25:55,588 --> 00:25:58,868 IS INCREDIBLY MATURE AND DECENT. 696 00:25:58,971 --> 00:26:00,971 - YEAH. 697 00:26:01,076 --> 00:26:02,316 I AGREE. 698 00:26:02,422 --> 00:26:03,602 HE'S BEEN THROUGH A LOT. 699 00:26:03,700 --> 00:26:05,080 - YEAH, IT'S AMAZING HOW GROUNDED HE IS. 700 00:26:05,184 --> 00:26:07,574 - HE'S A GREAT GUY, AND HE'S CHARMING. 701 00:26:07,669 --> 00:26:08,389 HE'S SWEET. 702 00:26:08,497 --> 00:26:09,527 - HE'S VERY NICE TO HADDIE. 703 00:26:09,637 --> 00:26:10,777 HE'S A HARD WORKER. 704 00:26:10,879 --> 00:26:12,019 HE'S OBVIOUSLY A SMART KID. 705 00:26:12,122 --> 00:26:13,302 - HE'S VERY SMART. 706 00:26:13,399 --> 00:26:16,129 HE'S GRACIOUS. 707 00:26:16,229 --> 00:26:17,579 - [sighs] 708 00:26:17,679 --> 00:26:20,339 - I MEAN, HE LIVES BY HIMSELF. 709 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:21,890 HE LIVES LIKE AN ADULT. 710 00:26:21,994 --> 00:26:23,174 - HE HAS HIS OWN PLACE. 711 00:26:23,271 --> 00:26:24,511 - HE DIDN'T FINISH HIGH SCHOOL EITHER. 712 00:26:24,617 --> 00:26:25,857 - WELL, HE'S WORKING ON THAT, 713 00:26:25,963 --> 00:26:27,143 AND, LOOK, I GIVE HIM A LOT OF CREDIT FOR THAT 714 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:28,830 AND FOR GETTING SOBER. - YEAH, I DO TOO. 715 00:26:28,932 --> 00:26:30,732 - BUT ALL OF THAT, IT'S JUST, IT'S TOO MUCH 716 00:26:30,830 --> 00:26:33,760 TO PUT ON THE PLATE OF OUR 16-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER. 717 00:26:33,868 --> 00:26:35,108 - I COMPLETELY AGREE. 718 00:26:35,214 --> 00:26:37,254 IF SHE WERE 21 YEARS OLD, DIFFERENT STORY. 719 00:26:37,354 --> 00:26:38,914 - TOTALLY DIFFERENT. - COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. 720 00:26:39,011 --> 00:26:41,391 BUT SHE'S NOT 21. SHE'S 16. 721 00:26:41,496 --> 00:26:42,636 AND... 722 00:26:42,739 --> 00:26:45,599 - THAT'S WAY TOO YOUNG. 723 00:26:45,707 --> 00:26:46,947 - WE HAVE TO TELL HER TOMORROW. 724 00:26:47,053 --> 00:26:48,853 - IT'S BETTER TO END IT NOW 725 00:26:48,952 --> 00:26:50,682 THAN TO LET IT CONTINUE AND GET SERIOUS. 726 00:26:50,781 --> 00:26:52,271 - IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO. 727 00:26:52,369 --> 00:26:53,269 - DEFINITELY. 728 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,930 - SHE'S GONNA HATE US. 729 00:27:19,120 --> 00:27:21,470 - SHE DIED? 730 00:27:21,570 --> 00:27:22,850 WHEN? 731 00:27:22,951 --> 00:27:27,611 - UH, JUST, LIKE, AN HOUR AGO. 732 00:27:27,715 --> 00:27:29,715 - YEAH. 733 00:27:29,820 --> 00:27:32,860 - MAYBE IF WE PUT WATER ON HER, SHE MIGHT WAKE UP. 734 00:27:34,791 --> 00:27:38,211 - ACTUALLY, SWEETIE, NO, THAT'S-- 735 00:27:38,311 --> 00:27:41,381 WHEN YOU DIE, THAT'S IT. 736 00:27:41,487 --> 00:27:43,727 - FOREVER? 737 00:27:45,594 --> 00:27:46,914 - YEAH. 738 00:27:47,010 --> 00:27:49,700 - WELL, THAT'S SAD. 739 00:27:49,806 --> 00:27:52,526 - IT IS--IT IS SAD, BUG. 740 00:27:52,636 --> 00:27:54,426 IT IS SAD. 741 00:27:54,534 --> 00:27:56,854 - SO EVERYTHING DIES? 742 00:27:56,951 --> 00:27:58,681 - YEAH, PRETTY MUCH, HON. 743 00:27:58,780 --> 00:28:00,780 BUT, YOU KNOW, UM, 744 00:28:00,886 --> 00:28:03,816 THAT'S KINDA THE BEAUTY OF THE WORLD. 745 00:28:03,923 --> 00:28:07,763 YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT PERMANENT. 746 00:28:07,858 --> 00:28:10,828 - ARE YOU AND DADDY GONNA DIE? 747 00:28:10,930 --> 00:28:13,660 AM I GONNA DIE? 748 00:28:13,761 --> 00:28:17,971 - NOT FOR A REALLY, REALLY LONG TIME. 749 00:28:18,075 --> 00:28:19,145 - YEAH. 750 00:28:19,249 --> 00:28:21,939 - LIKE 100 YEARS. 751 00:28:22,045 --> 00:28:24,735 - I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE. I WOULD MISS YOU. 752 00:28:29,984 --> 00:28:31,264 - WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE TO, 753 00:28:31,364 --> 00:28:34,784 BECAUSE WE'LL SEE EACH OTHER IN HEAVEN. 754 00:28:36,162 --> 00:28:40,172 HEAVEN IS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE, 755 00:28:40,270 --> 00:28:42,340 AND THAT'S WHERE YOU GO WHEN YOU DIE. 756 00:28:42,444 --> 00:28:44,624 IT'S PEACEFUL THERE. 757 00:28:44,723 --> 00:28:46,483 AND IT'S HAPPY. 758 00:28:46,586 --> 00:28:48,656 AND EVERYONE THAT YOU LOVE, 759 00:28:48,761 --> 00:28:50,421 EVERYONE THAT YOU MISS 760 00:28:50,521 --> 00:28:53,111 IS THERE WAITING FOR YOU. 761 00:28:53,214 --> 00:28:55,664 YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THIS, 762 00:28:55,768 --> 00:29:00,358 BUT WHEN YOU WERE REALLY LITTLE 763 00:29:00,462 --> 00:29:04,812 DADDY'S MOM DIED. 764 00:29:04,915 --> 00:29:08,635 AND SHE'S THERE. 765 00:29:08,747 --> 00:29:11,817 AND YOU GET TO SEE HER WHEN YOU GO 766 00:29:11,922 --> 00:29:14,862 IN 100 YEARS. 767 00:29:16,478 --> 00:29:19,828 - OKAY, THAT SOUNDS GOOD. 768 00:29:19,930 --> 00:29:21,590 WILL AMELIA BE THERE? 769 00:29:21,690 --> 00:29:23,070 - YEP. 770 00:29:23,175 --> 00:29:24,755 ABSOLUTELY. 771 00:29:24,866 --> 00:29:27,486 SHE'S PROBABLY THERE ALREADY WITH YOUR GRANDMA. 772 00:29:32,736 --> 00:29:34,876 - OKAY. 773 00:29:43,712 --> 00:29:45,782 - YOU JUST LIKE HER BECAUSE SHE HAS BIG, BLUE EYES. 774 00:29:45,887 --> 00:29:47,127 - HEY, YOU GUYS. 775 00:29:47,233 --> 00:29:48,653 - SHE LIKES YOU. IT'S SO OBVIOUS. 776 00:29:48,752 --> 00:29:50,822 I COULD HOOK SOMETHING UP FOR YOU IF YOU'RE INTERESTED. 777 00:29:50,927 --> 00:29:52,027 - I WOULD HAVE TO KNOW FOR CERTAIN 778 00:29:52,135 --> 00:29:53,825 THAT SHE FELT THE SAME WAY. - SHE DOES. 779 00:29:53,930 --> 00:29:55,000 - YOU GUYS, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO-- 780 00:29:55,103 --> 00:29:56,693 I DON'T KNOW WHEN THE RIGHT TIME IS 781 00:29:56,795 --> 00:29:57,795 TO BRING THIS UP EXACTLY, 782 00:29:57,899 --> 00:29:59,179 BUT I'VE BEEN WANTING TO TALK TO YOU. 783 00:29:59,280 --> 00:30:01,700 - SHE'S REALLY CUTE BUT JUST MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT SETTLING. 784 00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:02,970 - HEY! HEY, GUYS. 785 00:30:03,077 --> 00:30:07,047 I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT DRUGS AND ALCOHOL. 786 00:30:07,150 --> 00:30:08,740 - YEAH, OKAY, SORRY, IT'S A LITTLE LATE. 787 00:30:08,841 --> 00:30:10,021 - I KNOW, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING. 788 00:30:10,118 --> 00:30:11,428 I KNOW HOW SMART YOU ARE, OKAY? 789 00:30:11,533 --> 00:30:12,853 - SHE'S ON BOTH RIGHT NOW. - I JUST WANT TO SAY-- 790 00:30:12,949 --> 00:30:14,229 YOU KNOW, 'CAUSE DREW, WHEN THE-- 791 00:30:14,329 --> 00:30:15,709 THE THING WITH THE BEER AND STUFF. 792 00:30:15,814 --> 00:30:16,714 - WHAT THING WITH THE BEER? 793 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,505 ARE YOU DRINKING BEER? 794 00:30:18,609 --> 00:30:19,849 WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME? 795 00:30:19,956 --> 00:30:20,676 YOU COULDA SENT ME A TEXT MESSAGE. 796 00:30:20,784 --> 00:30:22,104 - LISTEN, YOU GUYS, PLEASE. 797 00:30:22,199 --> 00:30:23,929 - WHAT? 798 00:30:24,029 --> 00:30:26,649 - YOUR FATHER HAD PROBLEMS IN THIS AREA. 799 00:30:26,755 --> 00:30:28,755 A LOT. 800 00:30:28,861 --> 00:30:31,621 AND, YOU KNOW, THAT CAN BE 801 00:30:31,726 --> 00:30:35,796 A HEREDITARY KIND OF PROBLEM. 802 00:30:35,903 --> 00:30:39,533 YOU HAVE TO BE MORE CAREFUL THAN OTHER KIDS. 803 00:30:39,630 --> 00:30:41,630 YOU KNOW THAT, DREW? - YEAH. 804 00:30:41,736 --> 00:30:45,326 - DO YOU UNDERSTAND? - YEAH. 805 00:30:45,429 --> 00:30:46,879 - DO YOU HEAR ME? 806 00:30:46,983 --> 00:30:48,743 - YEAH, I THINK I HEAR YOU. 807 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:52,707 - YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL. 808 00:30:52,816 --> 00:30:54,916 - I'LL BE CAREFUL. 809 00:30:59,133 --> 00:31:01,143 - JABBAR, I'M REALLY PROUD OF YOU. 810 00:31:01,238 --> 00:31:02,688 YOUR ROOM LOOKS BEAUTIFUL. 811 00:31:02,791 --> 00:31:06,141 - DADDY CLEANED MY ROOM. 812 00:31:06,243 --> 00:31:07,763 HE SAID IT WAS OUR SECRET. 813 00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,446 - OH, HE DID, HUH? YOU CLEANED HIS ROOM? 814 00:31:09,557 --> 00:31:12,727 - UH, NO, THAT'S NOT-- I JUST HELPED. 815 00:31:12,836 --> 00:31:14,596 - NO, YOU DID THE WHOLE THING. 816 00:31:14,700 --> 00:31:17,950 - WELL, IT WAS A TEAM EFFORT 817 00:31:18,048 --> 00:31:19,908 THAT I MIGHT HAVE DONE MOST OF. 818 00:31:20,016 --> 00:31:21,706 - FINISH UP WITH THIS, OKAY? 819 00:31:21,810 --> 00:31:25,950 - OKAY. 820 00:31:26,056 --> 00:31:29,336 - THAT IS TOTALLY NOT COOL. 821 00:31:29,439 --> 00:31:30,649 IT'S NOT COOL! 822 00:31:30,750 --> 00:31:32,960 - I DID NOT MEAN TO DO IT. IT JUST HAPPENED, OKAY? 823 00:31:33,063 --> 00:31:34,893 IT WAS THE EASIEST THING TO DO IN THE MOMENT. 824 00:31:34,996 --> 00:31:36,926 - EASY IS NOT GOOD PARENTING, AND EASY IS LAZY. 825 00:31:37,033 --> 00:31:38,453 AND YOU'RE TEACHING HIM BAD HABITS. 826 00:31:38,551 --> 00:31:40,551 - OH, I'M A LAZY BAD PARENT BECAUSE I DON'T THINK 827 00:31:40,657 --> 00:31:42,797 THAT A DIRTY ROOM FOR A SIX-YEAR-OLD IS A BIG DEAL? 828 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:44,041 I THINK IT'S STUPID. 829 00:31:44,143 --> 00:31:46,153 - THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH A CLEAN ROOM OR EVEN HIM. 830 00:31:46,249 --> 00:31:47,109 IT'S YOU. 831 00:31:47,215 --> 00:31:49,075 YOU WON'T DISCIPLINE. 832 00:31:49,183 --> 00:31:50,983 YOU ALWAYS WANT TO BE LIKED AND BE THE GOOD GUY 833 00:31:51,081 --> 00:31:52,291 AND LEAVING ME WITH THE DIRTY WORK. 834 00:31:52,393 --> 00:31:53,883 THAT'S NOT FAIR. 835 00:31:53,981 --> 00:31:57,021 YOU'RE NOT HIS FRIEND. YOU'RE HIS FATHER. 836 00:31:59,262 --> 00:32:00,572 - EVEN, LIKE, A RESTAURANT THAT HAS A BAR. 837 00:32:00,677 --> 00:32:02,637 WE DON'T HAVE TO-- - YEAH, THAT'S NUMBER TWO. 838 00:32:02,748 --> 00:32:04,778 - OR WE COULD GO TO A CLUB AND DANCE OR SOMETHING. 839 00:32:04,888 --> 00:32:06,748 - WE'LL FIND SOMEPLACE TO GO, AND WE'LL HAVE A LOT OF FUN. 840 00:32:06,855 --> 00:32:07,995 AND GUESS WHAT, WHEREVER WE ARE GOING 841 00:32:08,098 --> 00:32:10,478 I WILL BE DRINKING SOME MORE. 842 00:32:10,583 --> 00:32:13,003 - MMM. 843 00:32:15,312 --> 00:32:18,662 - BECAUSE I'M NOT PREGNANT. 844 00:32:20,835 --> 00:32:22,975 - OKAY. 845 00:32:23,079 --> 00:32:27,979 - YEP, ACTUALLY I'VE BEEN TRYING FOR FOUR MONTHS. 846 00:32:28,877 --> 00:32:30,977 - OH. 847 00:32:31,087 --> 00:32:33,117 - THIS IS GONNA BE BETTER, RIGHT? 848 00:32:33,227 --> 00:32:35,367 - VERY NICE. - THANK YOU. 849 00:32:35,470 --> 00:32:39,060 I DON'T KNOW, THE REAL KIND OF BUMMER 850 00:32:39,164 --> 00:32:41,064 IS THAT I KEEP THINKING THAT I AM PREGNANT, 851 00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:43,406 AND THEN I START TO GET ALL SENTIMENTAL 852 00:32:43,513 --> 00:32:45,763 AND I THINK THAT THERE'S ACTUALLY-- 853 00:32:45,860 --> 00:32:47,170 THERE'S A BABY INSIDE OF ME, 854 00:32:47,275 --> 00:32:49,825 AND IT KIND OF BREAKS MY HEART EVERY TIME THERE'S NOT. 855 00:32:49,933 --> 00:32:51,943 SO ANYWAY... 856 00:32:52,039 --> 00:32:55,349 WHEN DID IT GET SO HARD TO GET PREGNANT? 857 00:32:55,456 --> 00:32:57,836 - I WASN'T REALLY INTENDING IT EITHER TIME, 858 00:32:57,941 --> 00:33:00,501 SO... 859 00:33:00,599 --> 00:33:01,389 - RIGHT. 860 00:33:01,496 --> 00:33:03,666 SEE, THAT'S ALL I NEED TO DO, 861 00:33:03,774 --> 00:33:06,854 NOT WANT TO GET PREGNANT. 862 00:33:06,950 --> 00:33:09,500 - DAD GAVE DREW A BEER THE OTHER DAY, 863 00:33:09,608 --> 00:33:15,748 AND I REALIZED I HAVE TO TELL THEM WHAT... 864 00:33:15,855 --> 00:33:16,995 THE REAL STORY IS. 865 00:33:17,098 --> 00:33:20,618 THAT THEIR FATHER COULD BE MISSING 866 00:33:20,722 --> 00:33:21,692 FOR DAYS AT A TIME, 867 00:33:21,792 --> 00:33:26,142 AND HE WASN'T ON TOUR LIKE I SAID, YOU KNOW? 868 00:33:28,351 --> 00:33:30,491 I JUST DON'T KNOW WHEN TO TELL THEM 869 00:33:30,594 --> 00:33:31,984 HOW BAD IT ACTUALLY WAS. 870 00:33:32,079 --> 00:33:33,979 DON'T WANT THEM TO BE AFRAID, YOU KNOW? 871 00:33:34,081 --> 00:33:35,321 - YEAH. 872 00:33:35,427 --> 00:33:38,977 - HOW MUCH TRUTH IS TOO MUCH TRUTH? 873 00:33:39,086 --> 00:33:41,776 - YES, OR ENOUGH, BUT NOT TOO MUCH. 874 00:33:41,881 --> 00:33:44,371 YOU KNOW, THIS WHOLE THING, AGAIN, WITH SYDNEY 875 00:33:44,470 --> 00:33:47,370 AND THE AFTERLIFE AND THE DEATH AND THE BIRD. 876 00:33:47,473 --> 00:33:48,823 - THE BIRD? 877 00:33:48,923 --> 00:33:50,553 - WHY DID THAT DUMB BIRD HAVE TO DIE? 878 00:33:50,649 --> 00:33:52,929 I MEAN, COULDN'T IT HAVE JUST HEALED ITSELF? 879 00:33:53,031 --> 00:33:54,241 WOULD THAT HAVE KILLED IT? 880 00:33:54,342 --> 00:33:55,832 - BIRDS ARE SO SELF-CENTERED. 881 00:33:55,930 --> 00:33:57,140 - YES. 882 00:33:57,242 --> 00:33:58,662 AND THEN POOR JOEL HAS TO DEAL WITH ME 883 00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,830 BEING SO CONTROLLING, WHICH I HATE ABOUT MYSELF. 884 00:34:00,935 --> 00:34:02,315 BUT, I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? 885 00:34:02,419 --> 00:34:04,869 - YOU SHOULD GET THOSE CONTROL ISSUES UNDER CONTROL. 886 00:34:04,973 --> 00:34:06,113 - THANKS. 887 00:34:06,216 --> 00:34:07,936 - YOU SHOULD REALLY CONTROL THOSE BETTER. 888 00:34:08,046 --> 00:34:09,666 UH-OH. 889 00:34:09,771 --> 00:34:12,021 - IT'S OKAY TO COME IN? 890 00:34:12,119 --> 00:34:13,879 - YEAH. - YEAH. 891 00:34:13,982 --> 00:34:15,122 HI, POPS. 892 00:34:15,225 --> 00:34:16,985 - [chuckles] 893 00:34:17,089 --> 00:34:18,819 WELL, NOW THAT'S INTERESTING. 894 00:34:18,918 --> 00:34:21,228 SEE, I KEEP WALKING INTO DIFFERENT ROOMS IN MY HOUSE 895 00:34:21,335 --> 00:34:24,435 AND FINDING PEOPLE DRINKING. 896 00:34:24,545 --> 00:34:26,475 SHOULD I BE TAKING IT PERSONALLY? 897 00:34:26,581 --> 00:34:27,411 IS IT A BAD TIME? 898 00:34:27,513 --> 00:34:29,003 - COME IN, DAD, AND HAVE A DRINK. 899 00:34:29,101 --> 00:34:30,481 - RIGHT, OKAY. 900 00:34:30,585 --> 00:34:34,865 - I WILL GET YOU A DRINK, THAT'S WHAT I WILL DO. 901 00:34:36,971 --> 00:34:39,421 - ARE WE OKAY? 902 00:34:42,149 --> 00:34:45,119 - SO... 903 00:34:45,221 --> 00:34:46,741 HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT? 904 00:34:46,843 --> 00:34:49,233 - THAT'S GOOD. - OOH-OOH-OOH. 905 00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:56,783 - OKAY, MAY I SAY SOMETHING? 906 00:34:56,887 --> 00:34:59,097 - PLEASE. 907 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:02,580 - YOU TWO LADIES HAVE DONE AN INCREDIBLE JOB 908 00:35:02,686 --> 00:35:06,306 BEING PARENTS. 909 00:35:06,414 --> 00:35:11,704 AND I AM SO PROUD TO HAVE YOU TWO 910 00:35:11,799 --> 00:35:14,909 BEAUTIFUL GIRLS. 911 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:19,595 - THANKS, DAD. 912 00:35:22,085 --> 00:35:23,215 - DAD. 913 00:35:23,328 --> 00:35:24,778 - WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE PARTYING RIGHT NOW, 914 00:35:24,881 --> 00:35:26,501 NOT CRYING, JEEZ. - IT'S GIRLS' NIGHT, DAD. 915 00:35:26,607 --> 00:35:29,057 WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THINKING ABOUT BOYS AND LIPSTICK. 916 00:35:29,161 --> 00:35:30,021 - I THINK I SHOULD GO WITH YOU. 917 00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,778 - I DO TOO. - YOU'RE ALL GUSSIED UP. 918 00:35:31,888 --> 00:35:33,958 - LET'S GO DANCING. WE'LL TAKE DAD DANCING. 919 00:35:34,062 --> 00:35:35,752 - YEAH. 920 00:35:40,655 --> 00:35:43,175 - YOUR MOTHER AND I HAD A LONG TALK LAST NIGHT. 921 00:35:43,279 --> 00:35:47,969 AND WE HAVE DECIDED THAT 922 00:35:48,076 --> 00:35:50,486 IT'S BEST IF YOU DON'T SEE ALEX ANYMORE. 923 00:35:58,777 --> 00:36:00,947 - UH, IS THIS BECAUSE HE'S BLACK? 924 00:36:01,055 --> 00:36:03,775 - HADDIE, COME ON, YOUR MOTHER AND I ARE NOT RACISTS. 925 00:36:03,885 --> 00:36:05,675 - NOT AT ALL, HONEY. 926 00:36:05,784 --> 00:36:08,414 - THEN I--WHY? 927 00:36:08,511 --> 00:36:11,311 'CAUSE HE WAS SITTING HERE AND YOU LIKED HIM. 928 00:36:11,410 --> 00:36:13,310 I SAW YOU LIKED HIM. - HE'S A WONDERFUL PERSON, 929 00:36:13,412 --> 00:36:15,692 BUT IT'S JUST-- - RIGHT, SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 930 00:36:15,794 --> 00:36:17,114 - WE FEEL THAT HE'S TOO OLD FOR YOU. 931 00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:19,279 - HE'S JUST-- HE'S TOO GROWN-UP. 932 00:36:19,384 --> 00:36:21,524 YOU KNOW, HE HAS NO PARENTS IN HIS LIFE. 933 00:36:21,627 --> 00:36:23,417 - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? SO? 934 00:36:23,526 --> 00:36:25,006 - HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA. 935 00:36:25,113 --> 00:36:26,843 I GIVE HIM A LOT OF CREDIT FOR WORKING ON IT RIGHT NOW. 936 00:36:26,943 --> 00:36:27,883 - THE A.A. THING, IT'S SCARY. 937 00:36:27,978 --> 00:36:29,498 - THIS IS TOO ADULT A RELATIONSHIP FOR YOU. 938 00:36:29,601 --> 00:36:30,981 YOU SHOULDN'T BE ATTENDING A.A. MEETINGS. 939 00:36:31,085 --> 00:36:34,115 - WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GONNA HAPPEN? 940 00:36:34,226 --> 00:36:36,876 - I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH HIM HAVING HIS OWN APARTMENT. 941 00:36:36,987 --> 00:36:39,227 - WHY DOES IT MATTER WHAT YOU'RE COMFORTABLE WITH? 942 00:36:39,335 --> 00:36:42,095 I FEEL COMFORTABLE, AND I FEEL HAPPY. 943 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,200 - WE'RE YOUR PARENTS. - NO! I DON'T CARE! 944 00:36:44,305 --> 00:36:45,815 WHY DO YOU GUYS GET TO TELL ME-- 945 00:36:45,927 --> 00:36:48,027 - WE KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOING. - HADDIE, I'M SORRY. 946 00:36:48,136 --> 00:36:50,896 I'M SORRY. THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER. 947 00:36:51,001 --> 00:36:52,521 WE HAVE MADE OUR MINDS UP. - PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE. 948 00:36:52,624 --> 00:36:54,804 - YOU ARE NOT TO SEE ALEX ANYMORE. 949 00:37:03,773 --> 00:37:06,293 - WE'RE SORRY. 950 00:37:14,404 --> 00:37:16,654 GREAT. [door slams] 951 00:37:21,860 --> 00:37:25,100 - [yawns] 952 00:37:25,208 --> 00:37:27,308 - PATHETIC. 953 00:37:27,417 --> 00:37:29,347 WE DIDN'T PARTY LIKE IT WAS 1999. 954 00:37:29,454 --> 00:37:32,154 WE DIDN'T EVEN PARTY LIKE IT WAS 1998. 955 00:37:32,250 --> 00:37:33,800 - PHEW, GOOD MORNING! 956 00:37:33,906 --> 00:37:35,176 HEY! 957 00:37:35,287 --> 00:37:36,497 HOW WAS GIRLS' NIGHT OUT? 958 00:37:36,599 --> 00:37:38,459 - PATHETIC. - WE DIDN'T MAKE IT OUT. 959 00:37:38,566 --> 00:37:40,046 - WE DIDN'T MAKE IT OUT OF THE HOUSE, DAD. 960 00:37:40,154 --> 00:37:41,334 - OH. 961 00:37:41,431 --> 00:37:42,641 - HOW COME YOU'RE NOT HUNG OVER? 962 00:37:42,743 --> 00:37:44,613 - OH, COME ON, THAT WAS GIRLY DRINKING. 963 00:37:44,710 --> 00:37:46,820 AMATEUR HOUR. 964 00:37:46,919 --> 00:37:47,889 - OKAY. 965 00:37:47,989 --> 00:37:49,199 - OH, THIS IS HAZELNUT. 966 00:37:49,301 --> 00:37:51,341 MAN, GAH! 967 00:37:51,441 --> 00:37:53,791 I HATE HAZELNUT. 968 00:37:53,892 --> 00:37:57,172 - HE'S RIGHT, WE'RE FLAVORED-COFFEE-BREWING LOSERS. 969 00:37:57,275 --> 00:37:58,615 - OKAY, I'M GONNA GO HOME 970 00:37:58,724 --> 00:38:00,144 SO MY HUSBAND CAN MAKE FUN OF ME. 971 00:38:00,243 --> 00:38:02,143 - OKAY, BUT WE'RE GONNA DO THIS AGAIN NEXT WEEK, RIGHT? 972 00:38:02,245 --> 00:38:04,175 - YEAH. - IT'S GIRLS' NIGHT. 973 00:38:04,282 --> 00:38:06,562 THIS IS THE YEAR OF FUN. 974 00:38:06,663 --> 00:38:09,223 IT'S THE YEAR OF FUN, RIGHT? 975 00:38:09,321 --> 00:38:11,321 WHOO! 976 00:38:16,432 --> 00:38:19,232 - HEY! [whistles] 977 00:38:19,331 --> 00:38:21,781 HEAD 'EM UP, MOVE 'EM OUT. 978 00:38:21,885 --> 00:38:23,195 - WHERE ARE WE GOING? 979 00:38:23,301 --> 00:38:24,371 - I DON'T KNOW, GETTING SOME AIR. 980 00:38:24,474 --> 00:38:26,274 WE'LL GO TAKE A HIKE. WHATEVER WE WANNA DO. 981 00:38:26,373 --> 00:38:27,823 I KNOW WE'RE GONNA GET IN THAT TRUCK. 982 00:38:27,926 --> 00:38:29,266 I KNOW, WE'LL GO HAVE SOME COFFEE, 983 00:38:29,376 --> 00:38:31,926 BECAUSE MEN DRINK COFFEE. 984 00:38:32,033 --> 00:38:33,173 YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? 985 00:38:33,276 --> 00:38:34,996 - YEAH, I GUESS. THAT MAKES SENSE. 986 00:38:35,105 --> 00:38:38,755 - I MEAN, NOT ALL MALE BONDING IS DONE OVER BEER. 987 00:38:38,868 --> 00:38:39,828 A LOT OF IT IS. 988 00:38:39,938 --> 00:38:41,798 I MEAN, PROBABLY WAY TOO MUCH OF IT. 989 00:38:41,905 --> 00:38:45,315 YEAH, BUT HERE'S THE IMPORTANT THING. 990 00:38:45,426 --> 00:38:48,836 MEN DON'T SQUEAL ON ONE ANOTHER. 991 00:38:48,947 --> 00:38:50,087 ALL RIGHT? 992 00:38:50,189 --> 00:38:51,669 EVEN UNDER TORTURE. 993 00:38:51,777 --> 00:38:53,227 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 994 00:38:53,331 --> 00:38:56,131 - YOU'RE LIKE A LITTLE CHATTY KATHY. 995 00:38:56,230 --> 00:38:57,370 HERE, HOP IN. 996 00:38:57,473 --> 00:38:58,513 I'LL EXPLAIN IT TO YOU. 997 00:39:05,135 --> 00:39:07,345 - HEY. 998 00:39:07,448 --> 00:39:09,658 - HEY. 999 00:39:09,761 --> 00:39:11,661 - YOU OKAY? 1000 00:39:11,763 --> 00:39:13,703 - YEAH. 1001 00:39:16,768 --> 00:39:18,668 OH, HONEY. 1002 00:39:18,770 --> 00:39:21,740 I WISH MY MOM WAS HERE TO SEE HOW GREAT SHE'S TURNING OUT. 1003 00:39:21,842 --> 00:39:24,432 - OH. 1004 00:39:26,502 --> 00:39:28,332 YEAH, I KNOW. 1005 00:39:28,435 --> 00:39:31,885 - AND I-- 1006 00:39:31,990 --> 00:39:36,030 I LIKE THINKING ABOUT HER IN HEAVEN, 1007 00:39:36,132 --> 00:39:38,102 WITH THAT STUPID BIRD. 1008 00:39:41,033 --> 00:39:42,243 I KINDA HATE YOU FOR THAT. 1009 00:39:42,345 --> 00:39:43,685 - OH, I LOVE YOU. 1010 00:39:43,795 --> 00:39:45,795 COME HERE. 1011 00:39:50,457 --> 00:39:53,077 - HOLY MACKEREL, YOU'RE SWEATING ALCOHOL. 1012 00:39:53,183 --> 00:39:54,773 - MM-HMM. 1013 00:39:54,875 --> 00:39:57,045 - HOW MUCH DID YOU GUYS DRINK LAST NIGHT? 1014 00:39:57,153 --> 00:39:58,573 - A LOT. 1015 00:39:58,672 --> 00:40:01,122 - YEAH. YOU LOOK GOOD. 1016 00:40:01,226 --> 00:40:03,116 - OH. - YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD. 1017 00:40:03,228 --> 00:40:04,748 - ♪ EXPECTING SOMETHING 1018 00:40:04,850 --> 00:40:06,230 ♪ SOMETHING BETTER THAN BEFORE ♪ 1019 00:40:06,334 --> 00:40:08,924 - [makes blasting sounds] 1020 00:40:09,027 --> 00:40:11,647 - JABBAR, I JUST GOT A CALL FROM A WALRUS 1021 00:40:11,754 --> 00:40:14,244 WHO WANTS TO KNOW WHEN WE'RE GONNA BE GETTING TO THE ZOO. 1022 00:40:14,342 --> 00:40:15,622 OH, MY-- 1023 00:40:15,723 --> 00:40:17,863 BUDDY, WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE? 1024 00:40:17,967 --> 00:40:19,207 IT WAS JUST CLEAN. 1025 00:40:19,313 --> 00:40:20,313 - YOU COULD CLEAN MY ROOM AGAIN. 1026 00:40:20,418 --> 00:40:21,898 IT CAN BE OUR SECRET. 1027 00:40:22,005 --> 00:40:23,725 - NO, NO, WE'RE NOT DOING THAT AGAIN, BUDDY. 1028 00:40:23,835 --> 00:40:25,595 - I'LL CLEAN IT UP AFTER THE ZOO. 1029 00:40:25,699 --> 00:40:28,079 - NO, YOU NEED TO CLEAN IT UP NOW. 1030 00:40:28,184 --> 00:40:29,914 - NO! 1031 00:40:30,013 --> 00:40:32,533 - OKAY, YES. 1032 00:40:32,637 --> 00:40:34,597 YOU HAVE TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM NOW, 1033 00:40:34,708 --> 00:40:38,018 OR WE CAN'T GO TO THE ZOO. 1034 00:40:38,125 --> 00:40:40,985 ALL RIGHT? 1035 00:40:41,093 --> 00:40:45,173 LISTEN, JABBAR, YOU HAVE TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW, 1036 00:40:45,270 --> 00:40:46,340 OR WE'RE NOT GOING TO THE ZOO. 1037 00:40:46,444 --> 00:40:48,794 - I'M NOT GONNA DO IT! - HEY, WHAT--DON'T. 1038 00:40:48,894 --> 00:40:51,554 THEN WE'RE NOT GOING TO THE ZOO. 1039 00:40:51,656 --> 00:40:53,546 - THAT'S NOT FAIR! - YES, IT IS FAIR. 1040 00:40:53,658 --> 00:40:55,518 WHAT'S NOT FAIR IS ME LETTING YOU JUST GO THROUGH LIFE 1041 00:40:55,625 --> 00:40:57,345 THINKING THAT SOMEONE'S GONNA DO EVERYTHING 1042 00:40:57,455 --> 00:40:58,525 YOU NEED DOING, OKAY? 1043 00:40:58,628 --> 00:41:00,008 THAT WOULD MAKE ME A CRAPPY DAD. 1044 00:41:00,112 --> 00:41:02,632 - FINE, I'LL CLEAN IT. 1045 00:41:02,736 --> 00:41:04,216 OKAY, I'M CLEANING. 1046 00:41:04,323 --> 00:41:06,053 - NO, BUDDY, IT'S TOO LATE. 1047 00:41:06,153 --> 00:41:08,123 IT'S TOO LATE. 1048 00:41:08,224 --> 00:41:10,404 - PLEASE, DADDY, PLEASE! I REALLY WANT TO GO. 1049 00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:12,682 - NO, I WAS VERY CLEAR, OKAY? 1050 00:41:12,780 --> 00:41:14,020 - PLEASE, LOOK, I'M CLEANING. 1051 00:41:14,126 --> 00:41:15,466 SEE? 1052 00:41:15,576 --> 00:41:18,056 - NO, BUDDY, I SAID NOW WE'RE NOT GOING, OKAY? 1053 00:41:18,165 --> 00:41:19,545 - YOU'RE A MEANIE! 1054 00:41:19,649 --> 00:41:20,749 - HEY, STOP THROWING YOUR STUFF. 1055 00:41:20,857 --> 00:41:23,267 - I HATE YOU! YOU'RE SO MEAN! 1056 00:41:23,377 --> 00:41:24,927 MAKING IT WORSE! 1057 00:41:25,034 --> 00:41:26,384 I HATE YOU! 1058 00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:28,244 YOU'RE THE MEANEST DAD IN THE WORLD! 1059 00:41:28,347 --> 00:41:30,317 YOU'RE A MEANIE! 1060 00:41:30,418 --> 00:41:31,318 ♪ 1061 00:41:31,419 --> 00:41:33,179 - ♪ WHATEVER WENT AWAY 1062 00:41:33,283 --> 00:41:35,673 ♪ I'LL GET IT OVER NOW 1063 00:41:35,769 --> 00:41:37,389 ♪ I'LL GET MONEY 1064 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:39,185 ♪ I'LL GET FUNNY AGAIN 1065 00:41:39,289 --> 00:41:41,019 ♪ WHATEVER WENT AWAY 1066 00:41:41,119 --> 00:41:42,119 - HEY. 1067 00:41:42,223 --> 00:41:43,813 - HEY. 1068 00:41:43,915 --> 00:41:46,225 WHAT'S UP? 1069 00:41:46,331 --> 00:41:49,541 SO WHAT HAPPENED? 1070 00:41:49,645 --> 00:41:51,745 WHAT'D THEY THINK ABOUT ME? DID I PASS? 1071 00:41:56,824 --> 00:41:58,274 - THEY THOUGHT YOU WERE REALLY IMPRESSIVE. 1072 00:41:58,377 --> 00:42:00,447 - IMPRESSIVE? 1073 00:42:00,552 --> 00:42:02,352 [both chuckle] 1074 00:42:02,450 --> 00:42:03,310 I MEAN, THAT'S IT? 1075 00:42:03,417 --> 00:42:06,387 ♪ 1076 00:42:06,489 --> 00:42:10,419 - THEY LOVED YOU. 1077 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:11,738 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, GREAT, 1078 00:42:11,839 --> 00:42:13,319 'CAUSE I LIKED THEM TOO. 1079 00:42:13,427 --> 00:42:15,737 YOU HAVE A REALLY AWESOME FAMILY. 1080 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:19,225 LUNCH IS IN AN HOUR. 1081 00:42:19,329 --> 00:42:21,229 DO YOU WANT TO GO GIVE DONNA A HAND IN THE KITCHEN? 1082 00:42:21,331 --> 00:42:22,231 - YEAH. 1083 00:42:22,332 --> 00:42:25,272 - OKAY.