1 00:00:00,828 --> 00:00:01,788 - LISTEN, PRINCIPAL TAYLOR ASKED ME 2 00:00:01,829 --> 00:00:03,139 TO COME HERE AND SPICE IT UP, 3 00:00:03,175 --> 00:00:04,415 AND THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO DO. 4 00:00:04,452 --> 00:00:05,662 - YOU DON'T LIKE HOW I'M DIRECTING THE PLAY, 5 00:00:05,695 --> 00:00:07,145 CROSBY, THAT'S FINE. 6 00:00:07,179 --> 00:00:07,969 YOU SPICE IT UP HOWEVER YOU LIKE. 7 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,248 - HAVE YOU MET UNCLE ADAM'S BOSS? 8 00:00:10,286 --> 00:00:11,426 HER BOYFRIEND OR WHATEVER? 9 00:00:11,459 --> 00:00:12,599 - HE'S ACTUALLY OKAY. 10 00:00:12,633 --> 00:00:14,053 - THINK THEY'RE, LIKE, HAVING SEX? 11 00:00:14,083 --> 00:00:15,503 - WE'VE GOT A PROBLEM. - GORDON WANTS ME 12 00:00:15,532 --> 00:00:17,122 TO FIRE SEVEN PEOPLE SO WE DON'T GO UNDER. 13 00:00:17,155 --> 00:00:19,665 - WHAT DID YOU SAY TO MY ART TEACHER? 14 00:00:19,709 --> 00:00:22,299 - I WENT TO YOUR LITTLE PORTUGUESE POUND CAKE 15 00:00:22,332 --> 00:00:25,512 AND I TOLD HIM TO STAY AWAY FROM WHAT'S MINE. 16 00:00:25,542 --> 00:00:27,272 - ALL THIS TIME IN THERAPY, 17 00:00:27,303 --> 00:00:28,553 YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED. 18 00:00:28,580 --> 00:00:29,820 YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT. 19 00:00:30,892 --> 00:00:34,072 [alarm beeping] 20 00:00:45,114 --> 00:00:46,744 - DEAR GOD. 21 00:00:46,770 --> 00:00:48,150 - AH, THERE'S MY GIRL. 22 00:00:48,186 --> 00:00:49,636 HAPPY THANKSGIVING. 23 00:00:49,670 --> 00:00:52,090 - THANKS. THIS IS QUITE THE BATTLE ZONE. 24 00:00:52,121 --> 00:00:54,571 - YEAH, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING MY SOUS CHEF TODAY. 25 00:00:54,606 --> 00:00:56,746 - WELL, I DIDN'T HAVE MUCH OF A CHOICE. 26 00:00:56,780 --> 00:00:57,850 - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 27 00:00:57,885 --> 00:00:58,885 I COULD HAVE HAD ANYBODY HELP ME. 28 00:00:58,920 --> 00:01:00,340 I HAD A LOT OF OFFERS. 29 00:01:00,370 --> 00:01:01,750 - YEAH, NOW YOU'RE JUST BUTTERING ME UP. 30 00:01:01,785 --> 00:01:03,575 - NO, IT'S BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING 31 00:01:03,615 --> 00:01:05,855 AND YOU'RE GOOD UNDER PRESSURE AND, MOST IMPORTANTLY OF ALL, 32 00:01:05,893 --> 00:01:07,723 YOU DO WHAT I SAY. 33 00:01:07,757 --> 00:01:08,787 - THERE IT IS. 34 00:01:08,827 --> 00:01:10,547 - IT'S GONNA BE FUN. 35 00:01:10,587 --> 00:01:12,107 I PROMISE. 36 00:01:12,141 --> 00:01:14,141 OKAY, SO NOW LET'S GO OVER THE PLAN. 37 00:01:14,177 --> 00:01:16,207 THIS IS--THIS IS JUST THE FOOD ASSIGNMENTS. 38 00:01:16,248 --> 00:01:17,588 HERE IS THE OVEN SCHEDULE. 39 00:01:17,629 --> 00:01:19,839 - THERE'S AN OVEN SCHEDULE? - ABSOLUTELY. 40 00:01:19,872 --> 00:01:22,122 WE ONLY HAVE ONE OVEN. SO YOU HAVE TO HAVE A SCHEDULE. 41 00:01:22,151 --> 00:01:24,771 SO, OKAY, THE TURKEY JUST WENT IN. 42 00:01:24,808 --> 00:01:25,808 IT COMES OUT AT 11:00. 43 00:01:25,844 --> 00:01:29,504 THEN THE SQUASH GOES IN AND THE SWEET POTATOES. 44 00:01:29,537 --> 00:01:33,917 - RENEE, I AM SO EXCITED YOU'RE JOINING US. 45 00:01:33,955 --> 00:01:36,125 YOU HAVE NOT LIVED UNTIL YOU'VE EXPERIENCED 46 00:01:36,165 --> 00:01:37,095 A BRAVERMAN THANKSGIVING. 47 00:01:37,131 --> 00:01:39,931 - WELL, THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME, CROSBY. 48 00:01:39,961 --> 00:01:41,141 - IS IT GONNA BE FUN? 49 00:01:41,170 --> 00:01:42,380 - IT'S GONNA BE THE BEST TIME 50 00:01:42,412 --> 00:01:43,282 YOU EVER HAD IN YOUR LIFE. 51 00:01:43,310 --> 00:01:44,830 WE'RE GONNA EAT TILL WE ALMOST THROW UP, 52 00:01:44,863 --> 00:01:46,183 AND THEN WE'RE GONNA GET ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD 53 00:01:46,209 --> 00:01:47,519 AND SMASH INTO EACH OTHER. 54 00:01:47,555 --> 00:01:49,175 - JABBAR, WE MIGHT NOT BE THERE FOR THE GAME. 55 00:01:49,212 --> 00:01:50,592 - THAT'S NOT TRUE. - MA, COME ON. 56 00:01:50,627 --> 00:01:52,907 - HONEY, WE MIGHT NOT-- WE MIGHT NOT STILL BE THERE. 57 00:01:52,940 --> 00:01:54,530 - NO, YOU HAVE TO BE THERE FOR THE FOOTBALL GAME. 58 00:01:54,562 --> 00:01:57,882 - OH, WHOA, YOU MADE PIE? 59 00:01:57,910 --> 00:02:00,400 - YOU SOUND LIKE THAT'S A BAD THING. 60 00:02:00,430 --> 00:02:01,500 DON'T TELL ME YOU DON'T LIKE PIE. 61 00:02:01,535 --> 00:02:02,565 - I LIKE PIE. 62 00:02:02,605 --> 00:02:04,535 IT'S JUST MY MOM MADE A LIST, 63 00:02:04,572 --> 00:02:07,782 AND I THINK YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE STUFFING. 64 00:02:07,817 --> 00:02:09,647 - I KNOW. I SAW THE LIST. 65 00:02:09,681 --> 00:02:11,921 THERE'S THE STUFFING. HERE'S PIE. 66 00:02:11,959 --> 00:02:13,719 - BUT, UM, HERE'S THE THING, 67 00:02:13,754 --> 00:02:18,214 MY SISTER WAS OFFICIALLY ON PIE DUTY PER THE LIST. 68 00:02:18,241 --> 00:02:21,351 AND SHE GETS A LITTLE INTENSE DURING THANKSGIVING. 69 00:02:21,382 --> 00:02:25,212 - CROSBY, IT'S THANKSGIVING. THIS IS OUR FAMILY TRADITION. 70 00:02:25,248 --> 00:02:27,488 WE ALWAYS HAVE SWEET POTATO PIE AND MINCEMEAT. 71 00:02:27,526 --> 00:02:30,696 IS THAT A PROBLEM? - THAT IS NOT A PROBLEM. 72 00:02:30,736 --> 00:02:34,286 THE MORE PIES, THE MERRIER. - [laughs] 73 00:02:34,326 --> 00:02:35,706 OKAY. 74 00:02:35,741 --> 00:02:37,811 - SNOOPY COMING DOWN THE STREET. 75 00:02:37,847 --> 00:02:40,187 - OH, AND WOODSTOCK, I SEE, IS NOT FAR BEHIND. 76 00:02:40,229 --> 00:02:41,749 - OKAY. [mixer running] 77 00:02:41,782 --> 00:02:43,582 - MOMMY, WE CAN'T HEAR! 78 00:02:43,611 --> 00:02:45,371 - SORRY, SWEETHEART, IT'S JUST ONE MORE MINUTE. 79 00:02:45,406 --> 00:02:47,616 - IT'S HUGE. 80 00:02:47,650 --> 00:02:48,960 - I CAN'T BELIEVE HE HAS, LIKE-- - OH, COME ON. 81 00:02:48,996 --> 00:02:51,826 - IT'S--IT'S A BALLOON THOUGH. - YEAH. 82 00:02:51,861 --> 00:02:54,311 - IT'S SO HIGH. 83 00:02:54,346 --> 00:02:55,726 MOMMY, LOOK. IT'S SNOOPY. 84 00:02:55,761 --> 00:02:58,321 - THAT'S AWESOME, SWEETHEART. LEMON JUICE. 85 00:02:58,350 --> 00:02:59,800 - NOT EVEN LOOKING. - LEMON JUICE. LEMON JUICE. 86 00:02:59,834 --> 00:03:01,014 I'M LOOKING SWEETHEART. - I'M HUNGRY. 87 00:03:01,042 --> 00:03:02,422 - I KNOW, SWEETHEART. 88 00:03:02,458 --> 00:03:04,248 CAN YOU GIVE ME A SECOND HERE 'CAUSE I-- 89 00:03:04,287 --> 00:03:06,737 [gasps] OH, SYDNEY! 90 00:03:06,772 --> 00:03:08,402 - OH, BOY. - I DIDN'T MEAN TO. 91 00:03:08,429 --> 00:03:10,469 - NO, YOU JUST-- - IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 92 00:03:10,500 --> 00:03:12,990 - YOU CAN'T DISTRACT ME WHEN I'M WORKING. 93 00:03:13,020 --> 00:03:15,470 THAT WAS MY RUM RAISIN. 94 00:03:15,505 --> 00:03:17,435 - I DIDN'T MEAN TO. - OKAY. IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 95 00:03:17,473 --> 00:03:18,583 IT'S OKAY. 96 00:03:18,612 --> 00:03:20,342 - UH, YOU KNOW, WE STILL GOT THE APPLE. 97 00:03:20,372 --> 00:03:21,512 - MOM'S GONNA KILL ME. 98 00:03:21,546 --> 00:03:25,646 I'M GONNA... - OKAY. 99 00:03:25,688 --> 00:03:28,898 - OKAY. YOU GUYS GO, OKAY? I GOT THIS. 100 00:03:28,932 --> 00:03:32,702 - YEP. - LET'S GO, SWEETHEART. 101 00:03:32,729 --> 00:03:34,939 - AH, THE HOLIDAYS. LET'S GO. COME ON. 102 00:03:34,973 --> 00:03:38,493 - [sighs] 103 00:03:38,528 --> 00:03:41,698 - HEY, ADAM, THANKS FOR COMING IN 104 00:03:41,738 --> 00:03:43,018 ON THANKSGIVING. 105 00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:45,850 THERE'S SOMETHING I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 106 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:48,060 - YEAH, WHAT'S GOING ON, GORDON? 107 00:03:48,089 --> 00:03:50,299 - UM... 108 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:54,303 I'VE DECIDED TO SELL THE COMPANY. 109 00:03:54,337 --> 00:03:57,377 - OKAY, LISTEN, GORDON, I KNOW THAT THINGS HAVE BEEN ROUGH 110 00:03:57,409 --> 00:03:59,449 AND YOU'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT SELLING THE COMPANY FOR-- 111 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:00,900 - IT'S SOLD. LAST NIGHT. 112 00:04:04,865 --> 00:04:06,935 - ALL RIGHT. 113 00:04:06,970 --> 00:04:10,080 SO YOU JUST TALKED TO THESE GUYS AND THEN YOU JUST... 114 00:04:10,111 --> 00:04:11,531 SOLD THE COMPANY IN ONE NIGHT? 115 00:04:11,561 --> 00:04:14,081 - OBVIOUSLY NOT. 116 00:04:14,115 --> 00:04:16,045 IT CLOSED LAST NIGHT. - RIGHT. RIGHT. 117 00:04:16,083 --> 00:04:18,433 BECAUSE THIS HAS BEEN IN THE WORKS FOR MONTHS. 118 00:04:18,465 --> 00:04:20,045 THAT'S WHY YOU HAD ME FIRE THOSE SEVEN PEOPLE 119 00:04:20,087 --> 00:04:21,877 TO MAKE THE COMPANY MORE ATTRACTIVE FOR A SALE. 120 00:04:21,916 --> 00:04:23,156 - IT'S MY COMPANY. - YEAH, IT IS YOUR COMPANY. 121 00:04:23,193 --> 00:04:25,753 AND, YOU KNOW WHAT, I'VE BEEN WORKING HERE FOR 15 YEARS-- 122 00:04:25,782 --> 00:04:27,092 FOR OVER 15 YEARS. 123 00:04:27,128 --> 00:04:29,338 AND EVEN THOUGH I DON'T HAVE A STAKE IN THE COMPANY, 124 00:04:29,372 --> 00:04:31,442 WHICH, YOU KNOW WHAT, MY MISTAKE YEARS AGO, 125 00:04:31,478 --> 00:04:33,378 BUT I WOULD THINK THAT I WOULD AT LEAST 126 00:04:33,411 --> 00:04:34,651 BE IN THE LOOP ON SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 127 00:04:34,688 --> 00:04:36,348 - WELL, THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKED OUT. 128 00:04:36,379 --> 00:04:38,349 - DID YOU TELL ANYBODY ELSE? - NO. 129 00:04:38,381 --> 00:04:40,381 - TELL SARAH? - NOBODY. 130 00:04:40,418 --> 00:04:43,008 IT'S TOTALLY CONFIDENTIAL UNTIL THE DEAL'S ANNOUNCED. 131 00:04:43,041 --> 00:04:44,661 I DIDN'T WANT IT TO GET OUT ON THE STREET 132 00:04:44,698 --> 00:04:46,318 AND HAVE YOU FIND OUT FROM SOMEBODY ELSE. 133 00:04:46,355 --> 00:04:47,285 I WANTED YOU TO HEAR IT FROM ME. 134 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:49,531 I FIGURED THAT I AT LEAST OWED YOU THAT. 135 00:04:49,565 --> 00:04:52,395 AND I ALSO DIDN'T WANT IT TO BE, YOU KNOW, 136 00:04:52,430 --> 00:04:54,430 AWKWARD LATER. 137 00:04:54,466 --> 00:04:57,676 - LATER? - AT DINNER. 138 00:04:57,711 --> 00:05:00,541 - UH, WHAT DINNER? MY FAMILY'S DINNER? 139 00:05:00,576 --> 00:05:02,336 - THANKSGIVING. 140 00:05:02,371 --> 00:05:06,621 SARAH INVITED ME OVER FOR THAN-- 141 00:05:06,651 --> 00:05:08,831 YEAH. SARAH INVITED ME OVER FOR THANKSGIVING. 142 00:05:08,860 --> 00:05:10,000 SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS GOING TO TELL YOU. 143 00:05:10,033 --> 00:05:12,073 - NO, SHE DIDN'T TELL ME. I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THAT. 144 00:05:12,104 --> 00:05:13,384 - WELL, I WAS INVITED. 145 00:05:13,416 --> 00:05:15,966 - SO, UH, IF THAT'S IT... 146 00:05:16,005 --> 00:05:20,525 - LISTEN, I'M REALLY HOPING THAT WE CAN STILL BE FRIENDS. 147 00:05:30,468 --> 00:05:33,128 - HEY, GORDON, I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT 148 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:34,710 IF YOU WOULDN'T COME TO MY FAMILY'S 149 00:05:34,748 --> 00:05:37,128 THANKSGIVING DINNER. 150 00:05:37,164 --> 00:05:41,384 - WELL, YOUR FAMILY'S EXPECTING ME. 151 00:05:41,410 --> 00:05:42,790 - WELL, MONDAY MORNING, 152 00:05:42,825 --> 00:05:44,785 I'M GONNA HAVE TO COME HERE AND FACE OUR STAFF 153 00:05:44,827 --> 00:05:46,477 AND LET THEM KNOW THE COMPANY'S BEEN SOLD, 154 00:05:46,518 --> 00:05:48,378 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GONNA HANDLE THAT. 155 00:05:48,417 --> 00:05:49,277 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 156 00:05:49,314 --> 00:05:50,874 - SO I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE MY HOLIDAY 157 00:05:50,902 --> 00:05:54,152 WITH MY FAMILY. 158 00:05:54,181 --> 00:05:57,771 HAPPY THANKSGIVING. 159 00:05:57,805 --> 00:06:00,455 - ♪ MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU ALWAYS ♪ 160 00:06:00,498 --> 00:06:03,158 ♪ AND MAY YOUR WISHES ALL COME TRUE ♪ 161 00:06:03,190 --> 00:06:05,470 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS DO FOR OTHERS ♪ 162 00:06:05,503 --> 00:06:07,883 ♪ AND LET OTHERS DO FOR YOU 163 00:06:07,919 --> 00:06:10,469 ♪ MAY YOU BUILD A LADDER TO THE STARS ♪ 164 00:06:10,508 --> 00:06:12,158 ♪ AND CLIMB ON EVERY RUNG 165 00:06:12,199 --> 00:06:14,619 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY 166 00:06:14,650 --> 00:06:17,520 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 167 00:06:17,549 --> 00:06:20,209 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE RIGHTEOUS ♪ 168 00:06:20,241 --> 00:06:22,421 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE TRUE ♪ 169 00:06:22,451 --> 00:06:24,971 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS KNOW THE TRUTH ♪ 170 00:06:25,005 --> 00:06:27,175 ♪ AND SEE THE LIGHTS SURROUNDING YOU ♪ 171 00:06:27,214 --> 00:06:29,984 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS BE COURAGEOUS ♪ 172 00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:32,150 ♪ STAND UPRIGHT AND BE STRONG ♪ 173 00:06:32,184 --> 00:06:34,014 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY 174 00:06:34,048 --> 00:06:36,808 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 175 00:06:36,844 --> 00:06:38,854 ♪ MAY YOU STAY 176 00:06:38,881 --> 00:06:41,611 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 177 00:06:55,035 --> 00:06:56,445 - HONEY, I DON'T-- I'M SORRY. 178 00:06:56,485 --> 00:06:57,555 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 179 00:06:57,589 --> 00:06:59,969 JUST--THIS IS-- WE'RE GONNA BE FINE. 180 00:07:00,005 --> 00:07:01,515 WE'RE GONNA BE FINE. IT'S JUST-- 181 00:07:01,559 --> 00:07:03,459 - YOU KNOW WHAT... - WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? 182 00:07:03,492 --> 00:07:04,872 I AM NOT GONNA LET THIS RUIN OUR DAY. 183 00:07:04,907 --> 00:07:05,907 - THAT'S RIGHT. 184 00:07:05,942 --> 00:07:08,052 - AND WE ARE GONNA HAVE A HAPPY THANKSGIVING. 185 00:07:08,082 --> 00:07:09,982 - YES, WE ARE. - MOM, DAD, LOOK. LOOK. 186 00:07:10,015 --> 00:07:12,465 HADDIE HELPED ME MAKE A SPREADSHEET FOR ALL THE-- 187 00:07:12,501 --> 00:07:13,881 FOR THE THANKSGIVING FOOTBALL STUFF. 188 00:07:13,916 --> 00:07:15,226 LOOK. - HEY. 189 00:07:15,262 --> 00:07:17,162 - HEY. - THE TURKEY BOWL. 190 00:07:17,195 --> 00:07:18,465 NOW WE'RE TALKING. - THAT'S RIGHT. 191 00:07:18,507 --> 00:07:19,507 - ...PASSES AND RUNS. 192 00:07:19,542 --> 00:07:20,922 - THAT'S VERY COOL, MAX. 193 00:07:20,957 --> 00:07:22,577 AND THAT'S VERY NICE OF YOUR SISTER TO HELP YOU. 194 00:07:22,614 --> 00:07:23,724 - VERY, VERY NICE. - NO BIG DEAL. 195 00:07:23,753 --> 00:07:28,033 DO YOU NEED HELP COOKING OR CUTTING THIS CANTALOUPE? 196 00:07:28,068 --> 00:07:30,588 - YEAH. YOU WANT TO HELP ME? - YEAH. WHAT? 197 00:07:30,622 --> 00:07:31,732 - NOTHING, YOU JUST SEEM LIKE YOU'RE 198 00:07:31,761 --> 00:07:32,901 IN A REALLY GOOD MOOD THESE DAYS. 199 00:07:32,935 --> 00:07:33,895 MAKES ME HAPPY. 200 00:07:33,936 --> 00:07:35,136 - VERY NICE. 201 00:07:35,178 --> 00:07:36,698 - IS IT JUST BECAUSE I'M CUTTING CANTALOUPE 202 00:07:36,732 --> 00:07:37,662 ON THANKSGIVING? 203 00:07:37,698 --> 00:07:40,668 - WELL, THAT AND FIVE DAYS OF NO SARCASM. 204 00:07:40,701 --> 00:07:43,221 - YOU KNOW WHAT, DON'T JINX IT. SHE'S HELPING. 205 00:07:43,255 --> 00:07:44,215 - I JUST CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING. 206 00:07:44,256 --> 00:07:46,496 - THIS IS UNPRECEDENTED HERE. - ALL RIGHT. 207 00:07:46,535 --> 00:07:48,255 LET'S CHECK OUT THESE STATS. 208 00:07:48,295 --> 00:07:49,915 - YOUR TASTE BUDS JUST AREN'T DEVELOPED YET. 209 00:07:49,952 --> 00:07:51,952 - HAPPY THANKSGIVING. - HI, HAPPY THANKSGIVING. 210 00:07:51,988 --> 00:07:53,018 - HAPPY THANKSGIVING. 211 00:07:53,058 --> 00:07:54,538 - IT ALREADY SMELLS SOOO GOOD. 212 00:07:54,577 --> 00:07:55,957 - WHOA. NO, NO, NO. UH-UH. 213 00:07:55,992 --> 00:07:57,552 - SWEETIE, WILL YOU PASS ME THAT HERB MIXTURE? 214 00:07:57,580 --> 00:07:58,820 NEVER MIND, I GOT IT. - YUCK. GROSS. 215 00:07:58,857 --> 00:08:01,167 - WHERE'S DAD? - UM, IN THE BARN. 216 00:08:01,204 --> 00:08:02,624 AVOIDING HELPING OUT. 217 00:08:02,654 --> 00:08:05,074 - I WANTED TO ASK YOU GUYS SOMETHING. 218 00:08:05,105 --> 00:08:08,555 UM, YOU KNOW, MY FRIEND GORDON DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO 219 00:08:08,591 --> 00:08:10,281 FOR THANKSGIVING SO I SAID IT WOULD PROBABLY BE OKAY 220 00:08:10,317 --> 00:08:13,527 IF HE CAME TO OURS. 221 00:08:13,562 --> 00:08:16,602 THAT'S OKAY? 222 00:08:16,634 --> 00:08:18,604 - SURE. - MOM. COME ON. 223 00:08:18,636 --> 00:08:19,976 - NO, NO, UH, 224 00:08:20,016 --> 00:08:23,736 I'LL JUST, UH, ADJUST THE SEATING ARRANGEMENT. 225 00:08:23,779 --> 00:08:25,819 WE'LL SQUEEZE HIM IN, RIGHT? YOU LIKE HIM. 226 00:08:25,850 --> 00:08:28,230 - OH, LOVE HIM. WHAT A SWEETHEART. 227 00:08:28,266 --> 00:08:29,266 I'D MARRY HIM MYSELF IF I COULD. 228 00:08:29,301 --> 00:08:31,551 - HE'S REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING YOU. 229 00:08:31,580 --> 00:08:33,620 - I DON'T KNOW. 230 00:08:33,651 --> 00:08:37,101 IT'S JUST KIND OF WEIRD. IT'S UNCLE ADAM'S BOSS. 231 00:08:37,137 --> 00:08:38,897 - HE'S A NICE GUY. HE'S MY BOSS TOO. 232 00:08:38,932 --> 00:08:41,872 - STILL WEIRD. - I KNOW. UM... 233 00:08:41,900 --> 00:08:44,560 - YEAH, WELL, I'LL JUST MAKE, UM, I'LL JUST MAKE 234 00:08:44,593 --> 00:08:45,633 ANOTHER PLACE CARD. 235 00:08:45,663 --> 00:08:47,673 - THANKS. 236 00:08:47,699 --> 00:08:48,559 - HEY. - HEY. 237 00:08:48,597 --> 00:08:50,007 I JUST HAD TO GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN. 238 00:08:50,046 --> 00:08:51,566 IT'S CRAZY. - OH, YEAH. 239 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,600 THE HENS ARE CLUCKING, HUH? 240 00:08:53,636 --> 00:08:56,086 HERE, YOU CAN PUMP THIS FOOTBALL UP. 241 00:08:56,121 --> 00:08:57,331 THERE'S THE PUMP. HAVE AT IT. 242 00:08:57,364 --> 00:08:59,374 - ♪ HOW'S ABOUT A CUP 243 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:02,090 ♪ OF COFFEE, OKAY TEA, THAT'S FINE WITH ME ♪ 244 00:09:02,127 --> 00:09:05,677 - HEY, UH, DREW, 245 00:09:05,717 --> 00:09:08,997 CAN I, UH, CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 246 00:09:09,031 --> 00:09:10,831 - YEAH. - YEAH? 247 00:09:10,860 --> 00:09:12,660 - YEAH. - OKAY. 248 00:09:12,690 --> 00:09:16,310 IT'S, UH, IT'S KIND OF LIKE, UH, MAN TO MAN, YOU KNOW? 249 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:18,178 IT'S GOTTA BE CONFIDENTIAL. 250 00:09:18,212 --> 00:09:19,662 BUT I NEED YOU TO BE VERY HONEST. 251 00:09:19,697 --> 00:09:21,597 - YEAH, I WILL. - OKAY. 252 00:09:21,630 --> 00:09:23,390 LET'S SAY THAT YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND. 253 00:09:23,424 --> 00:09:24,394 - I DON'T. BUT YEAH. 254 00:09:24,425 --> 00:09:26,735 - IT'S HYPOTHETICAL. - OKAY. 255 00:09:26,773 --> 00:09:28,603 - LET'S SAY THAT YOU HAD A GIRLFRIEND 256 00:09:28,637 --> 00:09:32,227 AND THE GIRLFRIEND CHEATED ON YOU. 257 00:09:32,261 --> 00:09:35,821 BUT, UH, YOU FOUND OUT ABOUT IT. 258 00:09:35,851 --> 00:09:37,751 AND YOU WERE MAD. - YEAH. 259 00:09:37,784 --> 00:09:40,754 - BUT YOU FIGURED OUT A WAY TO WORK THROUGH IT, 260 00:09:40,787 --> 00:09:42,617 YOU KNOW, WHERE YOU COULD STAY TOGETHER. 261 00:09:42,651 --> 00:09:44,311 - MM-HMM. - YOU WITH ME SO FAR? 262 00:09:44,342 --> 00:09:45,312 - YEAH. 263 00:09:45,343 --> 00:09:47,973 - ANYWAY, SHE WANTS TO TAKE AN ART CLASS. 264 00:09:48,001 --> 00:09:49,661 YOUR GIRLFRIEND. - OKAY. 265 00:09:49,692 --> 00:09:53,632 - AND SHE WANTS TO TAKE IT FROM THE GUY SHE CHEATED WITH. 266 00:09:53,662 --> 00:09:55,152 OKAY? - OKAY. 267 00:09:55,180 --> 00:09:56,220 - SO WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 268 00:09:56,250 --> 00:09:58,110 WOULD YOU SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE? 269 00:09:58,149 --> 00:09:59,699 I MEAN, JUST LET IT GO? 270 00:09:59,737 --> 00:10:05,637 OR WOULD YOU GO TALK TO THE...GUY...MAN TO MAN? 271 00:10:05,674 --> 00:10:09,644 - I THINK YOU SHOULD TALK TO HIM. DEFINITELY. 272 00:10:09,678 --> 00:10:11,848 - RIGHT. - YEAH. 273 00:10:11,887 --> 00:10:14,917 I MEAN, YOU DON'T HIM SEDUCING HER 274 00:10:14,959 --> 00:10:19,269 WITH HIS BAD HOTEL ART. 275 00:10:19,308 --> 00:10:21,828 - RIGHT. - YEAH. 276 00:10:21,862 --> 00:10:24,142 - YEAH. 277 00:10:24,175 --> 00:10:27,135 - YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT THAT'S WHY YOU WERE OUT HERE. 278 00:10:27,178 --> 00:10:29,838 AVOIDING GRANDMA, RIGHT? 279 00:10:32,701 --> 00:10:33,771 - VOILA. 280 00:10:33,805 --> 00:10:34,835 - STAND BACK. OH! - WHOO-HOO. 281 00:10:34,875 --> 00:10:36,075 - HEY, HEY. 282 00:10:36,118 --> 00:10:38,048 - SHE'S BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS PART. 283 00:10:38,085 --> 00:10:40,325 - TEENAGER WITH A BLOWTORCH. IT'S A GREAT IDEA. 284 00:10:40,363 --> 00:10:42,753 - HEY-O! A-TEAM'S HERE. - HAPPY THANKSGIVING. 285 00:10:42,780 --> 00:10:47,850 [greetings] 286 00:10:47,888 --> 00:10:50,028 - OH, SOMEBODY'S IN A SUIT. 287 00:10:50,063 --> 00:10:53,173 - SO WHERE IS THAT OUTSPOKEN HUSBAND OF YOURS? 288 00:10:53,204 --> 00:10:56,284 - ZEEK? HE'S OUT IN THE BARN GETTING DRUNK AS USUAL. 289 00:10:56,310 --> 00:10:57,900 - HE'S NOT. THAT'S A JOKE. 290 00:10:57,933 --> 00:11:01,493 UM, MOM, RENEE MADE STUFFING. 291 00:11:01,522 --> 00:11:03,462 UH, WHICH WAS ON THE LIST. 292 00:11:03,490 --> 00:11:06,420 AND THEN ALSO MADE SOME-- A COUPLE PIES. 293 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:07,868 - SWEET POTATO. MINCEMEAT. 294 00:11:07,908 --> 00:11:09,878 IT'S LIKE OUR FAMILY TRADITION. 295 00:11:09,910 --> 00:11:12,950 - SO WE HAVE ONE OF EVERYTHING. 296 00:11:12,982 --> 00:11:14,742 - YAY. OKAY. 297 00:11:14,777 --> 00:11:16,087 SO I HOPE YOU HAVE ANOTHER APRON. 298 00:11:16,123 --> 00:11:17,503 HERE, HONEY. 299 00:11:17,538 --> 00:11:21,158 - UM, NO. THESE ARE OUR ONLY APRONS TODAY. 300 00:11:21,197 --> 00:11:22,887 - WELL, THERE'S NO WAY I'M JUST GONNA STAND AROUND 301 00:11:22,923 --> 00:11:24,273 AND WATCH SO, UH... 302 00:11:24,304 --> 00:11:26,384 - NO, YOU'RE GONNA GO IN THE NEXT ROOM AND RELAX. 303 00:11:26,409 --> 00:11:28,379 LOOK, APRON'S COMING OFF. 304 00:11:28,411 --> 00:11:29,831 EVERYTHING'S PRETTY MUCH DONE. 305 00:11:29,861 --> 00:11:31,931 - SHE WON'T LET ANYBODY HELP. 306 00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:33,867 - YOU'RE SURE? - LET'S GO SEE THE GARDEN, MOM. 307 00:11:33,900 --> 00:11:35,830 - NO, I MEAN, IT'S PRETTY SPECTACULAR. 308 00:11:35,867 --> 00:11:37,347 YOU DO WANT TO SEE IT. [doorbell rings] 309 00:11:37,386 --> 00:11:40,836 - GRANDMA! GRANDMA, WE'RE HERE! ARE THE M&M'S OUT YET? 310 00:11:40,872 --> 00:11:42,492 THERE THEY ARE. THERE THEY ARE. 311 00:11:42,529 --> 00:11:43,809 - HEY. - HAPPY THANKSGIVING. 312 00:11:43,841 --> 00:11:44,501 - HAPPY THANKSGIVING. - HEY. 313 00:11:44,531 --> 00:11:45,741 - HAPPY THANKSGIVING. 314 00:11:45,774 --> 00:11:47,434 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. - HI. 315 00:11:47,465 --> 00:11:49,495 - HELLO. - NO, YOU'RE CRACKED. 316 00:11:49,536 --> 00:11:52,846 WE CAN'T SEAT ADAM AND GORDON NEXT TO EACH OTHER 317 00:11:52,884 --> 00:11:54,134 BECAUSE THEY WILL BORE EVERYONE 318 00:11:54,161 --> 00:11:56,411 WITH THEIR TALK OF, YOU KNOW, WORK AND ME. 319 00:11:56,439 --> 00:11:57,959 - I DON'T WANT TO BE SITTING ACROSS FROM JOEL 320 00:11:57,993 --> 00:12:00,863 BECAUSE HE THINKS I STOLE THE PLAY FROM HIM. 321 00:12:00,892 --> 00:12:03,832 - MOVE JOEL. PUT RENEE HERE. YOU AND JASMINE DOWN ON THE END. 322 00:12:03,861 --> 00:12:04,721 - I WANT RENEE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. 323 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,478 I CAN'T SIT HER WITH SURLY TEENAGERS. 324 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:09,308 - WE NEED MORE-- - OOH. KRISTINA. 325 00:12:09,349 --> 00:12:11,139 - OH, SHE COULD SIT ANYWHERE. - WE USE HER AS A BUFFER. 326 00:12:11,178 --> 00:12:12,148 SHE'S SWITZERLAND. 327 00:12:12,179 --> 00:12:13,149 - YEAH, CAN WE CLONE HER 328 00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:14,940 AND SIT HER NEXT TO ALL THE DIFFICULT PEOPLE? 329 00:12:14,975 --> 00:12:16,105 - WOW, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 330 00:12:16,149 --> 00:12:17,459 - WE NEED TO CLONE HER. - OH, NOTHING. 331 00:12:17,495 --> 00:12:19,285 - NOTHING. - OH, PLACE CARD POLICE. 332 00:12:19,324 --> 00:12:21,404 YOU GUYS ARE BUSTED. I'M GOING TO TELL MOM. 333 00:12:21,430 --> 00:12:23,570 - JUST MAKING SURE EVERYONE'S NAME'S SPELLED RIGHT. 334 00:12:23,604 --> 00:12:26,164 - DOES THAT SAY GORDON? - THIS? YES. 335 00:12:26,193 --> 00:12:29,403 OH, I FORGOT TO TELL YOU, GORDON'S COMING TO THANKSGIVING. 336 00:12:29,438 --> 00:12:31,788 - YEAH, SARAH, I DON'T THINK HE'S COMING. 337 00:12:31,820 --> 00:12:33,030 - NO, NO, I INVITED HIM LAST NIGHT. 338 00:12:33,062 --> 00:12:34,862 I JUST FORGOT TO TELL YOU. SORRY. 339 00:12:34,892 --> 00:12:38,312 - AND I SPOKE WITH HIM MORE RECENTLY AND I... 340 00:12:38,343 --> 00:12:39,833 ASKED HIM NOT TO COME. [car pulls up outside] 341 00:12:39,862 --> 00:12:41,522 - OH, ADAM, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? 342 00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:42,763 - THINGS HAVE BEEN REALLY INTENSE AT WORK 343 00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:44,896 AND I DON'T WANT TO SPEND MY THANKSGIVING WITH THE GUY. 344 00:12:44,936 --> 00:12:46,106 - IT'S NOT YOUR THANKSGIVING. 345 00:12:46,144 --> 00:12:47,284 IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, HE'S MY DATE. 346 00:12:47,318 --> 00:12:49,248 CAN'T YOU PUT THAT-- - GOD, HERE WE GO. 347 00:12:49,285 --> 00:12:51,175 - WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? - HEY, CHECK IT OUT. 348 00:12:51,218 --> 00:12:53,838 IT'S A PORSCHE PANAMERA S. ARE YOU SEEING THIS, GUYS? 349 00:12:53,876 --> 00:12:57,916 - HMM. IN A PORSCHE. I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT COULD BE. 350 00:12:57,949 --> 00:12:59,429 - WELL, IT'S NOT MY PORSCHE. - IT'S NOT? 351 00:12:59,468 --> 00:13:02,438 - NO. - I WONDER WHOSE IT IS. 352 00:13:02,471 --> 00:13:03,891 - BOY, THIS IS A TOUGH ONE. 353 00:13:03,921 --> 00:13:05,161 I DON'T KNOW IF I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HOPING 354 00:13:05,198 --> 00:13:08,438 IT IS HIM OR NOT HIM. 355 00:13:22,491 --> 00:13:23,531 - MY MOTHER CAN BE TOUGH. 356 00:13:23,561 --> 00:13:25,871 BUT FLATTERY WILL GET YOU EVERYWHERE. 357 00:13:25,908 --> 00:13:27,528 TELL HER YOU LIKE HER GREEN BEAN CASSEROLE 358 00:13:27,565 --> 00:13:28,525 AND YOU'LL BE IN. 359 00:13:28,566 --> 00:13:29,526 - GOT IT. 360 00:13:29,567 --> 00:13:30,527 - HEY, WHAT HAPPENED WITH ADAM? 361 00:13:30,568 --> 00:13:32,848 HE TOLD ME THIS MORNING YOU WEREN'T COMING. 362 00:13:32,881 --> 00:13:36,261 I WAS WORRIED. - IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 363 00:13:36,298 --> 00:13:38,888 I'M HERE, RIGHT. - YES, YOU ARE. 364 00:13:38,921 --> 00:13:42,271 LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE HERE. 365 00:13:44,962 --> 00:13:45,762 - ALL RIGHT, BUT, YOU KNOW, 366 00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:47,270 IT'S NICE TO SARAH TO NOT BE ALONE 367 00:13:47,309 --> 00:13:48,309 FOR ONCE ON THE HOLIDAYS. 368 00:13:48,344 --> 00:13:49,594 YOU GOT TO THINK ABOUT THAT, RIGHT? 369 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:50,931 - YEAH, I KNOW THAT. 370 00:13:50,968 --> 00:13:52,178 BUT THERE'S A LOT OF STUFF GOING ON AT WORK 371 00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:53,380 I DON'T REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT. 372 00:13:53,418 --> 00:13:54,558 AND NOW, I JUST DON'T WANT HIM HERE. 373 00:13:54,592 --> 00:13:57,322 HEY, I GOT THIS FOR YOU. 374 00:13:57,353 --> 00:13:58,873 - YOU GOT ME SPARKLING CIDER? - YEAH. 375 00:13:58,907 --> 00:14:00,937 YOU GUYS ARE STILL TRYING TO HAVE A BABY, RIGHT? 376 00:14:00,978 --> 00:14:02,568 - YES, THANK YOU. 377 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:03,640 - IT'S NOT A BRAVERMAN THANKSGIVING 378 00:14:03,670 --> 00:14:05,020 WITHOUT A LITTLE WINE. 379 00:14:05,051 --> 00:14:06,471 GONNA BE A RED WINE IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANY. 380 00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:07,670 - THANK YOU, I HOPE. - MORE SCOTCH. 381 00:14:07,708 --> 00:14:08,568 YOUR BROTHER'S AN IDIOT. 382 00:14:08,606 --> 00:14:09,776 - CUT THE GUY SOME SLACK, WOULD YOU? 383 00:14:09,814 --> 00:14:12,094 HE'S JUST TRYING TO IMPRESS HIS FUTURE BROTHER-IN-LAW. 384 00:14:12,127 --> 00:14:13,677 - AND, ACTUALLY, I THINK THIS IS ABOUT THE QUEST 385 00:14:13,714 --> 00:14:14,684 FOR THE KINDERGARTEN PLAY. 386 00:14:14,715 --> 00:14:16,055 IT'S KIND OF A BATTLE ROYALE. 387 00:14:16,096 --> 00:14:17,336 - REALLY? - THE KINDERGARTEN PLAY. 388 00:14:17,373 --> 00:14:18,893 - YOU HAVE A LITTLE TIFF WITH CROS? 389 00:14:18,927 --> 00:14:21,027 - YEAH, BABY THINKS THAT CROSBY'S STOLEN IT FROM HIM. 390 00:14:21,067 --> 00:14:23,207 - OH, DRAMA. BABY THINKS THAT CROSBY STOLEN IT FROM HIM. 391 00:14:23,241 --> 00:14:24,421 - THANK YOU, HONEY. 392 00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:26,179 THAT DIDN'T MAKE ME SOUND PETTY AT ALL. 393 00:14:26,210 --> 00:14:27,590 - TELL YOU WHAT, YOU GUYS CAN SETTLE THIS 394 00:14:27,625 --> 00:14:29,655 ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD, ALL RIGHT? HADDIE, COME HERE! 395 00:14:29,696 --> 00:14:30,486 IT'S TIME FOR US TO COME UP 396 00:14:30,524 --> 00:14:31,914 WITH SOME OF THOSE TRICK PLAYS. 397 00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:33,010 - STATUE OF LIBERTY PLAY. 398 00:14:33,044 --> 00:14:34,704 - I'M GONNA MAKE A ROUND. I'M GONNA MAKE A ROUND. 399 00:14:34,735 --> 00:14:37,945 - BOY, DADDY'S LITTLE TOMBOY HAS JUST GROWN UP SO FAST. 400 00:14:37,980 --> 00:14:40,330 - ALL RIGHT, SAVE IT FOR THE THEATER, SONDHEIM. 401 00:14:40,362 --> 00:14:41,922 - HEY, WOULD YOU SLOW DOWN? 402 00:14:41,950 --> 00:14:43,500 YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING TO ME. 403 00:14:43,537 --> 00:14:46,197 - NO, I AM LISTENING, CROSBY, I MEAN, GOOD GOD. 404 00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:47,330 THANK YOU. 405 00:14:47,369 --> 00:14:50,099 I GOTTA TELL YOU, I LOVE YOU. 406 00:14:50,130 --> 00:14:51,580 YOU'RE MY SON. 407 00:14:51,614 --> 00:14:54,314 AND I WOULD GIVE YOU MY KIDNEY IF I COULD. 408 00:14:54,341 --> 00:14:57,031 BUT YOU'RE NOT CARVING THE THANKSGIVING TURKEY. 409 00:14:57,068 --> 00:14:59,208 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DEALING WITH RIGHT NOW? 410 00:14:59,243 --> 00:15:01,733 RENEE THINKS I'M SOME IRRESPONSIBLE KID. 411 00:15:01,762 --> 00:15:06,012 AND I--LISTEN, DAD, I GOTTA BE THE MAN OF THE HOUSE. 412 00:15:06,043 --> 00:15:06,873 - WELL, SO GET YOUR OWN HOUSE. 413 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:09,046 - WAIT, HEY, WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL? 414 00:15:09,080 --> 00:15:11,190 - I'M SORRY, WHAT? 415 00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:13,460 - WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 416 00:15:13,498 --> 00:15:16,498 - SON, A MAN HAS A CERTAIN RELATIONSHIP 417 00:15:16,536 --> 00:15:18,156 WITH HIS THANKSGIVING BIRD. 418 00:15:18,193 --> 00:15:20,953 OKAY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO CALL IT EXACTLY. 419 00:15:20,989 --> 00:15:22,679 AND PLUS I PAID FOR THE DAMN THING, 420 00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:23,684 SO I'M CARVING IT. 421 00:15:23,715 --> 00:15:28,025 - WHOA, HEY, HEY, DAD, I WILL REIMBURSE YOU 422 00:15:28,065 --> 00:15:32,445 FOR THE SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP YOU HAVE WITH YOUR BIRD. 423 00:15:32,483 --> 00:15:34,763 WHAT ARE THEY, LIKE, $0.80 A POUND OR SOMETHING? 424 00:15:34,795 --> 00:15:35,995 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 425 00:15:36,038 --> 00:15:37,968 - HOW DEEP ARE YOU INTO THIS BIRD? 426 00:15:38,006 --> 00:15:41,486 - OH, GOSH, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 427 00:15:41,526 --> 00:15:43,976 REALLY? I MEAN, YOU REALLY WANT TO DO IT? 428 00:15:44,012 --> 00:15:46,982 - I KNOW IT'S STUPID, BUT I--YEAH. 429 00:15:47,015 --> 00:15:51,085 - ALL RIGHT. YOU CAN CARVE MY BIRD. 430 00:15:51,122 --> 00:15:52,782 - FOR REAL? - YEAH. 431 00:15:52,813 --> 00:15:56,783 - THANK YOU. OH. 432 00:15:56,817 --> 00:15:59,787 AND, UM, RENEE'S GONNA WANT TO HEAR SOME KIND OF A PRAYER 433 00:15:59,820 --> 00:16:01,440 BEFORE DINNER STARTS. 434 00:16:01,477 --> 00:16:03,787 SOMETHING RELIGIOUS OR OLD TESTAMENT. 435 00:16:03,824 --> 00:16:05,594 I DON'T KNOW. SOMETHING. 436 00:16:05,619 --> 00:16:10,419 JUST A HEADS UP. 437 00:16:10,452 --> 00:16:12,072 - ♪ WHAT IF THE WEATHER... 438 00:16:12,109 --> 00:16:14,249 - YOU TWO ARE SLAVING AWAY IN HERE. 439 00:16:14,283 --> 00:16:16,013 - YEAH. - IT'S GETTING CLOSE NOW. 440 00:16:16,044 --> 00:16:17,494 - NEED HELP WITH ANYTHING? - NO. 441 00:16:17,528 --> 00:16:19,318 - NO, I THINK WE'RE OKAY. - ALL RIGHT. 442 00:16:19,357 --> 00:16:21,147 I'M JUST GOING TO POP THIS IN FOR A LITTLE BIT. 443 00:16:21,187 --> 00:16:23,147 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 444 00:16:23,189 --> 00:16:24,739 - IT NEEDS TO START HEATING SO WE CAN-- 445 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:25,636 - NO, NO. I'VE BEEN TOLD ABOUT YOU. 446 00:16:25,674 --> 00:16:27,574 THERE'S AN OVEN SCHEDULE, MY FRIEND. 447 00:16:27,607 --> 00:16:30,297 - YEAH, THERE'S AN OVEN SCHEDULE. 448 00:16:30,334 --> 00:16:34,034 - OKAY, SO I'M ON IT FOR LATER. - YEAH, WE'LL SQUEEZE YOU IN. 449 00:16:34,062 --> 00:16:35,342 - CAN I HAVE A SQUEEZER? - NO, SWEETIE. 450 00:16:35,373 --> 00:16:36,343 IT'S ALMOST TIME TO EAT. 451 00:16:36,374 --> 00:16:37,824 - BUT MAX IS HAVING THEM. 452 00:16:37,858 --> 00:16:39,618 - I DON'T WANT YOU TO RUIN YOUR APPETITE, OKAY? 453 00:16:39,653 --> 00:16:41,033 - MOMMY, I'M HUNGRY. 454 00:16:41,069 --> 00:16:43,039 AND WHY CAN'T I HAVE ONE IF MAX IS HAVING ONE? 455 00:16:43,071 --> 00:16:44,281 - IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT MAX IS DOING. 456 00:16:44,313 --> 00:16:47,143 - IT'S NOT FAIR. I WANT A SQUEEZER. 457 00:16:57,361 --> 00:17:02,061 - YOU'RE WELCOME, SWEETIE. 458 00:17:02,090 --> 00:17:04,060 GOTTA CHOOSE YOUR BATTLES, RIGHT? 459 00:17:04,092 --> 00:17:05,582 - MM-HMM. 460 00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:09,790 - ♪ WHAT SORT OF SMILE DO YOU USE ♪ 461 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:14,691 ♪ TO FOOL TO FOOL? - RIGHT. 462 00:17:14,723 --> 00:17:16,693 [soft chattering] 463 00:17:16,725 --> 00:17:18,615 - I KNOW. JUST SAY HI REALLY QUICK. 464 00:17:18,658 --> 00:17:21,278 UM, GORDON, HEY, I JUST WANTED YOU TO... 465 00:17:21,316 --> 00:17:22,626 - HEY. - THIS IS DREW. 466 00:17:22,662 --> 00:17:24,282 - DREW, HOW'S IT GOING? - NICE TO MEET YOU. 467 00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:26,179 - ALL RIGHT, PLEASURE TO MEET YOU TOO. 468 00:17:26,217 --> 00:17:27,527 WHAT'S GOING ON? HOW'S SCHOOL? 469 00:17:27,563 --> 00:17:29,393 - UM, IT'S FINE. - REALLY? 470 00:17:29,427 --> 00:17:31,737 - YEAH. - YOU, UH, YOU PLAYING BALL? 471 00:17:31,774 --> 00:17:34,474 - NO, JUST SCHOOL. - YOU DID THOUGH. 472 00:17:34,501 --> 00:17:36,471 YOU PLAYED BASEBALL. HEY, OH, LOOK. 473 00:17:36,503 --> 00:17:39,133 IT'S MOM'S MEATBALLS. - THEY ARE MEATBALLS. 474 00:17:39,161 --> 00:17:43,721 - WELL, I GOTTA-- GOTTA GO FIND GRANDPA. 475 00:17:43,752 --> 00:17:48,342 - I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. - OKAY. 476 00:17:48,377 --> 00:17:50,347 - HI. - HI. 477 00:17:50,379 --> 00:17:51,479 - HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD TO SEE YOU. 478 00:17:51,518 --> 00:17:52,858 YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. - NICE TO SEE YOU. 479 00:17:52,899 --> 00:17:53,899 OH, THANKS. YOUR HAIR LOOKS GOOD. 480 00:17:53,934 --> 00:17:58,324 SO...I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE COMPANY. 481 00:17:58,353 --> 00:18:00,463 - I--YEAH, I WOULD IMAGINE YOU WOULD. 482 00:18:00,493 --> 00:18:03,363 - I JUST HOPE THAT YOU MADE THE RIGHT DECISION. 483 00:18:03,392 --> 00:18:06,152 - I-I THINK I DID. 484 00:18:06,188 --> 00:18:08,118 - YEAH? - MM-HMM. 485 00:18:08,156 --> 00:18:10,706 - OKAY. 486 00:18:10,744 --> 00:18:13,514 - HE JUST WANTS TO CHANGE-- - EXCUSE ME FOR ONE SECOND. 487 00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:15,580 HEY, MAX, CAN YOU PLEASE REMEMBER TO SHARE? 488 00:18:15,611 --> 00:18:17,371 - NO. I DON'T LIKE SHARING. - MAX. 489 00:18:17,406 --> 00:18:18,926 - IT'S NOT FUN. - SHARE WITH THE YOUNGER KIDS. 490 00:18:18,959 --> 00:18:21,239 - NO, I'M NOT SHARING. - SORRY. 491 00:18:21,272 --> 00:18:24,212 - GENTLEMEN, LADIES, I'VE BEEN ASKED TO INVITE YOU IN. 492 00:18:24,241 --> 00:18:26,141 - WHAT IS THIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU CARVING UP 493 00:18:26,174 --> 00:18:27,694 THE THANKSGIVING DAY TURKEY? 494 00:18:27,727 --> 00:18:29,207 WHAT'S UP? - YEAH? WHAT ABOUT IT? 495 00:18:29,246 --> 00:18:30,726 - WELL, THAT'S MY JOB. 496 00:18:30,764 --> 00:18:32,154 - TECHNICALLY, I THINK IT'S DAD'S JOB. 497 00:18:32,180 --> 00:18:34,490 - YES. WELL, IN THE EVENT THAT THE PATRIARCH 498 00:18:34,527 --> 00:18:35,837 CAN'T PERFORM HIS CARVING DUTY, 499 00:18:35,873 --> 00:18:37,533 I'M PRETTY SURE THAT FALLS TO THE ELDEST SON, 500 00:18:37,564 --> 00:18:38,884 WHICH WOULD BE ME. 501 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:41,150 - MM-HMM. THANKS FOR THE HIERARCHY LESSON. 502 00:18:41,189 --> 00:18:42,189 - IT'S, LIKE, LAW. 503 00:18:42,224 --> 00:18:44,264 - IF WE WERE HAVING THIS DINNER IN THE 1300s, 504 00:18:44,295 --> 00:18:45,775 YEAH, THAT WOULD PROBABLY MAKE SENSE. 505 00:18:45,814 --> 00:18:46,884 - YOU'RE MESSING WITH THE UNIVERSE. 506 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:49,268 - CROSBY TAKING OVER SOMETHING. THAT IS SHOCKING. 507 00:18:49,300 --> 00:18:50,920 - YEAH. - CROSBY. 508 00:18:50,957 --> 00:18:53,647 OH, COME ON, GOOSE, I ASKED YOU TO CALL EVERYBODY TOGETHER. 509 00:18:53,684 --> 00:18:55,964 - YEAH, I'M TRYING, OKAY? THEY'RE NOT LISTENING. 510 00:18:55,996 --> 00:18:58,856 - HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR DAD? CAN'T FIND HIM ANYWHERE. 511 00:18:58,896 --> 00:19:00,656 - SHE ASKED YOU TO CALL EVERYBODY TO DINNER. 512 00:19:00,691 --> 00:19:01,831 WOULD YOU DO THAT, PLEASE? 513 00:19:01,864 --> 00:19:03,184 YOU ARE SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT TO HER. 514 00:19:03,211 --> 00:19:04,871 - YOU PUT ME IN A BAD POSITION. 515 00:19:04,902 --> 00:19:09,702 - SERIOUSLY, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE HER FAVORITE. 516 00:19:09,734 --> 00:19:12,634 - HEY. - STILL AVOIDING GRANDMA? 517 00:19:12,668 --> 00:19:14,638 - [laughs] - WAS THAT A YES? 518 00:19:14,670 --> 00:19:16,640 - WELL, I'D LIKE TO USE YOUR COMPUTER 519 00:19:16,672 --> 00:19:18,812 'CAUSE I GOTTA FIND A PRAYER. 520 00:19:18,847 --> 00:19:20,297 IS THAT OKAY? - YEAH. 521 00:19:24,991 --> 00:19:27,991 SO WHO ARE YOU AVOIDING? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 522 00:19:28,028 --> 00:19:30,268 - EVERYBODY'S DOWNSTAIRS HAVING FUN AND HERE YOU ARE 523 00:19:30,307 --> 00:19:32,237 MR. SOLITARY. 524 00:19:32,274 --> 00:19:35,284 - I DON'T KNOW. IT'S JUST MOM WITH THAT GUY. 525 00:19:35,312 --> 00:19:37,972 - GORDON? - YEAH. 526 00:19:38,004 --> 00:19:40,014 DON'T YOU THINK IT'S WEIRD? - I DON'T KNOW. 527 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:41,110 HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY. 528 00:19:41,145 --> 00:19:43,315 I MEAN, YOU WANT YOUR MOM TO BE HAPPY, DON'T YOU? 529 00:19:43,354 --> 00:19:45,534 - I DON'T KNOW. SHE BARELY EVEN TOLD US HE WAS COMING. 530 00:19:45,563 --> 00:19:49,533 AND NOW HE'S HERE AND IT'S ALL ABOUT, YOU KNOW, 531 00:19:49,567 --> 00:19:51,707 SHE BROUGHT SOME GUY WITH HER-- I DON'T KNOW. 532 00:19:51,742 --> 00:19:53,332 IT'S THANKSGIVING, YOU KNOW. 533 00:19:53,364 --> 00:19:54,374 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT FAMILY, 534 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,710 NOT WHO SHE'S DATING. 535 00:20:00,026 --> 00:20:02,336 - HMM. 536 00:20:07,275 --> 00:20:10,235 DOES THIS HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR DAD? 537 00:20:10,278 --> 00:20:11,968 - I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE. 538 00:20:19,804 --> 00:20:23,294 - GOSH, DREW, YOU KNOW, YOUR DAD, SETH, 539 00:20:23,325 --> 00:20:26,635 HE GETS A BAD RAP AROUND THIS HOUSE A LOT, YOU KNOW. 540 00:20:26,673 --> 00:20:29,373 AND I--I'M THE WORST OFFENDER. 541 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:32,440 I'M--I'M SORRY, YOU KNOW? I OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. 542 00:20:32,472 --> 00:20:34,722 IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT. - IT'S OKAY. 543 00:20:34,750 --> 00:20:37,030 - NO, IT'S NOT OKAY. HE'S YOUR FATHER. 544 00:20:37,063 --> 00:20:38,583 AND YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO MISS HIM 545 00:20:38,616 --> 00:20:41,586 AND YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO LOVE HIM. 546 00:20:41,619 --> 00:20:43,759 THERE'S NO SHAME IN THAT. 547 00:20:43,794 --> 00:20:46,074 YOU KNOW, GRANDSON, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, 548 00:20:46,106 --> 00:20:50,386 YOU ARE AN EXTRAORDINARY YOUNG MAN. 549 00:20:50,421 --> 00:20:54,671 THERE'S A DEPTH TO YOU THAT'S JUST TRULY REMARKABLE 550 00:20:54,701 --> 00:20:58,711 FOR SOMEONE OF YOUR AGE. 551 00:20:58,740 --> 00:21:03,400 I'M THERE FOR YOU IF YOU NEED ME, YOU KNOW. 552 00:21:03,434 --> 00:21:05,684 - YEAH. YEAH. 553 00:21:05,712 --> 00:21:08,512 - OKAY. 554 00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:12,371 I CAN STILL DO THAT, CAN'T I? 555 00:21:12,409 --> 00:21:16,099 - GO FOR IT. - [laughs] 556 00:21:16,136 --> 00:21:18,066 - YOUR CALL HAS BEEN FORWARDED 557 00:21:18,104 --> 00:21:20,354 TO AN AUTOMATIC VOICE MESSAGE SYSTEM. 558 00:21:20,382 --> 00:21:21,282 [beep] 559 00:21:21,314 --> 00:21:25,974 - YEAH, UH, SETH, ZEEK BRAVERMAN HERE. 560 00:21:26,008 --> 00:21:28,108 LISTEN, UH, YOU'RE NOT THERE, 561 00:21:28,148 --> 00:21:31,668 SO I'M GONNA LEAVE A MESSAGE. 562 00:21:31,704 --> 00:21:33,884 YOU KNOW, LAST TIME YOU AND I TALKED, 563 00:21:33,913 --> 00:21:35,403 UH, DIDN'T GO SO WELL, 564 00:21:35,432 --> 00:21:37,332 AND WE DON'T HAVE THE GREATEST HISTORY TOGETHER, 565 00:21:37,365 --> 00:21:42,125 SO, UH, I'M GONNA ASK YOU FOR A FAVOR. 566 00:21:42,162 --> 00:21:45,552 YOU NEED TO CALL YOUR SON, SETH. 567 00:21:45,580 --> 00:21:50,900 HE MISSES YOU. AND IT'S THANKSGIVING, YOU KNOW? 568 00:21:50,930 --> 00:21:55,420 SO PLEASE, WOULD YOU GIVE HIM A CALL? 569 00:21:55,452 --> 00:21:57,632 THANKS. 570 00:22:16,818 --> 00:22:17,918 [glass tinkling] - TOAST. 571 00:22:17,957 --> 00:22:20,747 - YEAH. CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION FOR JUST A SECOND? 572 00:22:20,787 --> 00:22:23,787 [chattering] 573 00:22:23,825 --> 00:22:26,095 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 574 00:22:26,137 --> 00:22:29,417 - I'M GOING TO SAY A PRAYER. - SAYING A PRAYER? 575 00:22:29,451 --> 00:22:31,041 - YEAH. I THOUGHT WE'D SAY A PRAYER. 576 00:22:31,073 --> 00:22:32,323 - SERIOUSLY? - THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 577 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:36,491 - COULD EVERYBODY PLEASE STAND AND LET'S SAY A PRAYER HERE? 578 00:22:36,527 --> 00:22:38,597 - COME ON, THIS IS NICE. - THANKSGIVING. COME ON. 579 00:22:38,633 --> 00:22:42,433 WE'RE GONNA SAY A PRAYER. JULIA, STAND UP. 580 00:22:42,464 --> 00:22:44,124 - HOLD HANDS WITH ME. - WHY ARE WE STANDING? 581 00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:45,705 - I DON'T KNOW. - WHY ARE WE STANDING? 582 00:22:45,743 --> 00:22:46,953 - OKAY, HERE WE GO. 583 00:22:46,986 --> 00:22:49,776 - HEY, UH, UH, WELL, DEAR FATHER, 584 00:22:49,816 --> 00:22:53,536 I KNOW WE DON'T TALK MUCH, BUT IT'S A SPECIAL DAY. 585 00:22:53,579 --> 00:22:56,999 I AM A GRATEFUL, GRATEFUL MAN 586 00:22:57,030 --> 00:22:59,790 FOR MY LOVELY WIFE CAMILLE. 587 00:22:59,826 --> 00:23:01,516 I THANK YOU FOR THIS FOOD. 588 00:23:01,552 --> 00:23:04,452 AND PLEASE BLESS THE HANDS THAT PREPARED IT. 589 00:23:04,486 --> 00:23:06,756 AND I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR THIS WONDERFUL, 590 00:23:06,799 --> 00:23:08,179 BEAUTIFUL FAMILY, 591 00:23:08,214 --> 00:23:10,534 AND INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN, 592 00:23:10,561 --> 00:23:12,531 AND A WONDERFUL GRANDKIDS, 593 00:23:12,563 --> 00:23:15,223 AND THE NEW PEOPLE HERE TODAY THAT--THAT WE ACCEPT 594 00:23:15,255 --> 00:23:17,115 INTO OUR HOME AND INTO OUR HEARTS. 595 00:23:17,154 --> 00:23:20,024 AND AGAIN, THANK YOU FOR YOUR LOVE, 596 00:23:20,053 --> 00:23:22,543 AND PROTECTION, AND GUIDANCE. 597 00:23:22,573 --> 00:23:25,233 PLEASE WATCH OVER MY SON, CROSBY, 598 00:23:25,265 --> 00:23:30,545 SO HE DOESN'T MANGLE MY $200 BUTTERBALL TURKEY. 599 00:23:30,581 --> 00:23:33,651 IT'S ZEEK BRAVERMAN. OVER AND OUT. THANK YOU. AMEN. 600 00:23:33,688 --> 00:23:35,588 all: AMEN. 601 00:23:35,621 --> 00:23:41,521 [chattering and cheers] 602 00:23:41,558 --> 00:23:43,558 - HOLD ON A SECOND. I WANT TO GO LEFT. 603 00:23:43,594 --> 00:23:44,984 - I WAS WONDERING, WHY THIS YEAR? 604 00:23:45,009 --> 00:23:48,079 IT SEEMS TOO SOON. 605 00:23:48,116 --> 00:23:50,006 NO, NO, NO, NO. 606 00:23:50,049 --> 00:23:54,119 - [whispering] 607 00:23:54,156 --> 00:23:57,466 - SORRY, WE... 608 00:23:57,505 --> 00:24:00,915 - OH, MAN, THAT'S GOING THROUGH LIKE... 609 00:24:00,956 --> 00:24:02,156 - OH, MY GOODNESS! 610 00:24:02,199 --> 00:24:05,199 [exclamations] 611 00:24:05,236 --> 00:24:11,236 [chattering] 612 00:24:18,526 --> 00:24:19,836 - HEY, GORDO, TELL ME SOMETHING, 613 00:24:19,872 --> 00:24:22,252 NOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT CLICKER SHOE IDEA? 614 00:24:22,288 --> 00:24:23,568 - COME ON, DAD, CAN WE PLEASE? 615 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:24,980 - IT WAS A GREAT IDEA THOUGH. 616 00:24:25,015 --> 00:24:26,525 I MEAN, IT'S NOT DEAD, IS IT? 617 00:24:26,568 --> 00:24:29,778 - IT WAS A GREAT IDEA. TERRIFIC IDEA. 618 00:24:29,813 --> 00:24:31,503 BUT LIKE MANY GREAT IDEAS, SOMETIMES-- 619 00:24:31,539 --> 00:24:33,059 - YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S JUST--IT DIDN'T TEST WELL, 620 00:24:33,092 --> 00:24:34,512 SO WE HAD TO SHELVE IT. 621 00:24:34,542 --> 00:24:35,852 AND I JUST--YOU KNOW, IT'S THANKSGIVING. 622 00:24:35,888 --> 00:24:36,848 CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT WORK? 623 00:24:36,889 --> 00:24:38,719 - NOT ABOUT WORK, ADAM. THIS IS ABOUT SARAH. 624 00:24:38,753 --> 00:24:40,583 - DAD, LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT SARAH. 625 00:24:40,617 --> 00:24:42,267 - HEY, UM, WHERE'S THE GOLDEN TURKEY? 626 00:24:42,308 --> 00:24:45,098 - OH, THANK YOU. MOM, MOM, WHERE'S THE GOLDEN TURKEY? 627 00:24:45,138 --> 00:24:46,518 - WHAT'S THAT? 628 00:24:46,554 --> 00:24:47,934 - IT'S THE MVP AWARD FOR THE BEST PLAYER 629 00:24:47,969 --> 00:24:49,039 IN THE FOOTBALL GAME. 630 00:24:49,073 --> 00:24:50,833 - YEAH, WHO'S THE REIGNING CHAMP? 631 00:24:50,868 --> 00:24:52,318 - IT'S HADDIE TWO YEARS IN A ROW. 632 00:24:52,352 --> 00:24:54,562 SHE GOT 87% OF THE FIRST-PLACE VOTES. 633 00:24:54,596 --> 00:24:57,596 - MY LITTLE SECRET WEAPON. RIGHT THERE. SECRET WEAPON. 634 00:24:57,634 --> 00:24:59,194 - NOT A SECRET IF EVERYBODY KNOWS IT. 635 00:24:59,221 --> 00:25:00,331 [cell phone rings] - WASN'T ME. 636 00:25:00,360 --> 00:25:01,980 - NOT MINE. - EXCUSE ME ONE SECOND. 637 00:25:02,017 --> 00:25:04,807 I JUST HAVE TO TAKE THIS CALL. I APOLOGIZE. 638 00:25:04,848 --> 00:25:07,578 JUST--IT'S IMPORTANT. - THAT'S OKAY. IT'S WORK. 639 00:25:07,609 --> 00:25:09,339 - SORRY. FOOD'S DELICIOUS. - MONEY NEVER SLEEPS. 640 00:25:09,369 --> 00:25:11,749 YOU GOT TO BUY LOW AND SELL HIGH. 641 00:25:11,786 --> 00:25:13,616 WHY DON'T YOU RETURN THAT SHIRT FROM THE MATADOR 642 00:25:13,650 --> 00:25:14,510 YOU STOLE IT FROM? 643 00:25:14,547 --> 00:25:16,197 - IT'S A REALLY IMPORTANT PHONE CALL 644 00:25:16,238 --> 00:25:17,998 FROM THE HAIR GEL TRADE ASSOCIATION. 645 00:25:18,033 --> 00:25:19,833 [laughter] 646 00:25:19,863 --> 00:25:22,663 - CAN EVERYONE, UM, BE MORE THANKFUL 647 00:25:22,693 --> 00:25:24,353 FOR...EACH OTHER? 648 00:25:24,384 --> 00:25:26,214 - I'M SO THANKFUL THAT HE GOT A PHONE CALL. 649 00:25:26,248 --> 00:25:27,318 - SARAH, HONEY, HE'S A LOT BETTER 650 00:25:27,353 --> 00:25:28,983 THAN SOME OF THOSE DOOZIES 651 00:25:29,010 --> 00:25:30,110 YOU USED TO BRING AROUND. 652 00:25:30,149 --> 00:25:31,289 - TELL ME ABOUT IT. - RIGHT? 653 00:25:31,322 --> 00:25:32,292 - SORRY, THE BRAVERMANS, 654 00:25:32,323 --> 00:25:33,643 WE LIKE TO WEIGH IN, YOU KNOW. 655 00:25:33,670 --> 00:25:35,360 - JUST REMIND ME NOT TO LEAVE THE TABLE. 656 00:25:35,395 --> 00:25:38,705 - REMEMBER THAT STRIPPER THAT CROSBY BROUGHT ONE HOLIDAY? 657 00:25:38,744 --> 00:25:40,884 - SHE WAS NOT A STRIPPER. SHE WAS A MASSAGE THERAPIST. 658 00:25:40,918 --> 00:25:42,888 - OH, THAT'S RIGHT. - A HEALER. SHE WAS A HEALER. 659 00:25:42,920 --> 00:25:44,340 - SHE WAS AN EXOTIC MASSAGE THERAPIST. 660 00:25:44,370 --> 00:25:46,300 [cell phone rings] - OH, NO. 661 00:25:46,337 --> 00:25:47,367 - IS HE JUST GETTING ANOTHER CALL? 662 00:25:47,407 --> 00:25:49,167 - WHOSE IS THAT? CROSBY? 663 00:25:49,202 --> 00:25:53,832 - I'M SORRY. IT'S DAD. IT'S DAD. 664 00:25:53,862 --> 00:25:56,592 HEY, YEAH. 665 00:25:56,624 --> 00:26:01,214 [chattering] 666 00:26:01,249 --> 00:26:02,349 - IT'S DELICIOUS. 667 00:26:02,388 --> 00:26:04,698 I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOES INTO MAKING A MINCEMEAT PIE, 668 00:26:04,735 --> 00:26:07,285 BUT THIS IS ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS. DELICIOUS, CAMILLE. 669 00:26:07,324 --> 00:26:09,954 - ACTUALLY, RENEE MADE THE MINCEMEAT PIE. 670 00:26:09,982 --> 00:26:12,642 AND THE SWEET POTATO TOO. - THIS IS SWEET POTATO? 671 00:26:12,674 --> 00:26:14,644 I THOUGHT IT WAS PUMPKIN. - IT'S REALLY GOOD. 672 00:26:14,676 --> 00:26:17,226 - YOU KNOW, I WANT TO TRY SOME OF YOUR RUM RAISIN. 673 00:26:17,265 --> 00:26:18,295 IT'S GOT BOOZE IN IT, YEAH? 674 00:26:18,335 --> 00:26:20,405 - OH, CROS, IT DOES, BUT DON'T--DON'T DO THAT. 675 00:26:20,440 --> 00:26:22,960 SPARE YOURSELF. IT'S A DISASTER. 676 00:26:22,995 --> 00:26:24,095 - NO, IT'S NOT, JULIA. 677 00:26:24,134 --> 00:26:26,004 I GOT SOME. IT'S VERY GOOD, HONEY. 678 00:26:26,032 --> 00:26:29,352 - WELL, RUM RAISIN IS REALLY A VERY AMBITIOUS CHOICE. 679 00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:32,110 YOU KNOW, I'M AMAZED THAT YOU EVEN ATTEMPTED IT. 680 00:26:32,142 --> 00:26:35,352 - YEAH. OH, AMBER, HEY, DAD WANTS TO TALK TO YOU. 681 00:26:35,386 --> 00:26:38,106 - OKAY, WELL, YOU CAN TELL HIM I'LL CALL HIM BACK. 682 00:26:38,148 --> 00:26:40,358 - AMBER. - HE JUST WANTS TO SAY HI. 683 00:26:40,391 --> 00:26:43,121 - I SAID THAT I'D CALL HIM BACK, OKAY? 684 00:26:43,153 --> 00:26:45,713 - HEY, YEAH, SHE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK RIGHT NOW. 685 00:26:45,742 --> 00:26:48,852 - MOMMY, CAN I HAVE OREOS? - NO, SWEETIE, NOT NOW. 686 00:26:48,883 --> 00:26:51,203 - BUT MAX IS HAVING THEM. - WELL, MAX-- 687 00:26:51,230 --> 00:26:52,990 JUST--LET'S NOT WORRY ABOUT WHAT MAX IS DOING. 688 00:26:53,025 --> 00:26:54,405 - WHY CAN'T I HAVE OREOS? 689 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:55,580 - SWEETIE, BECAUSE I SAID NO 690 00:26:55,614 --> 00:26:58,134 AND BECAUSE WE WORKED REALLY HARD MAKING THESE PIES. 691 00:26:58,168 --> 00:27:00,998 - JULIA... - MOM, LEAVE ME ALONE, PLEASE. 692 00:27:01,033 --> 00:27:06,143 JUST--SYD, IF YOU WANT DESSERT, YOU'RE HAVING PIE, OKAY? 693 00:27:06,176 --> 00:27:07,446 THAT'S ALL. JUST--YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? 694 00:27:07,487 --> 00:27:08,967 - [coughs] 695 00:27:09,006 --> 00:27:12,766 - UM, I AM GOING TO GO TOO. 696 00:27:12,803 --> 00:27:13,743 - WHOA, WHOA, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 697 00:27:13,770 --> 00:27:14,770 - YEAH, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 698 00:27:14,805 --> 00:27:16,045 - I'M GOING DOWN TO THE FOOD BANK. 699 00:27:16,082 --> 00:27:17,772 I'M VOLUNTEERING. - DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS? 700 00:27:17,808 --> 00:27:19,258 - I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THIS. - IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 701 00:27:19,292 --> 00:27:20,742 IT'S FINE. - WHAT ABOUT THE FOOTBALL GAME? 702 00:27:20,777 --> 00:27:22,017 THE SECRET WEAPON. - IT'S FINE. 703 00:27:22,054 --> 00:27:23,304 I'M JUST GOING TO MISS IT THIS YEAR. 704 00:27:23,331 --> 00:27:24,781 I MEAN, I'M GOING TO HELP CHARITY. 705 00:27:24,815 --> 00:27:25,885 AND AMBER'S NOT EVEN PLAYING. 706 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:26,960 - HEY, COME ON, I'VE BEEN AT IT 707 00:27:26,990 --> 00:27:27,990 SINCE 5:00 IN THE MORNING. 708 00:27:28,025 --> 00:27:29,335 DON'T YOU THINK I DESERVE A BREAK? 709 00:27:29,371 --> 00:27:30,481 - OKAY, HOLD ON A SECOND. 710 00:27:30,510 --> 00:27:32,750 YOU ARE NOT LEAVING THE FAMILY THANKSGIVING DINNER. 711 00:27:32,789 --> 00:27:34,269 - ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, 712 00:27:34,307 --> 00:27:36,097 THANKSGIVING IS THE BUSIEST DAY OF THE YEAR 713 00:27:36,137 --> 00:27:38,277 AT THE FOOD BANK. 714 00:27:38,311 --> 00:27:40,071 - YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT JUST GOING TO GET UP 715 00:27:40,106 --> 00:27:41,416 IN THE MIDDLE OF THANKSGIVING DINNER 716 00:27:41,452 --> 00:27:42,802 AND GIVE YOU A RIDE INTO OAKLAND, OKAY? 717 00:27:42,833 --> 00:27:44,153 - I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO. 718 00:27:44,179 --> 00:27:45,869 I'M TAKING THE BUS AND IT LEAVES IN SEVEN MINUTES. 719 00:27:45,905 --> 00:27:47,695 - YOU HAVE A BUS SCHEDULE? - OKAY. OKAY. 720 00:27:47,735 --> 00:27:49,765 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU'RE DOING A GOOD THING. 721 00:27:49,806 --> 00:27:50,736 FINE. GO. WHATEVER. - YOU SURE? 722 00:27:50,772 --> 00:27:52,152 - YEAH. 723 00:27:52,187 --> 00:27:53,497 - OKAY, HONEY, CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU'RE DONE. 724 00:27:53,533 --> 00:27:54,953 YOU'RE NOT TAKING THE BUS HOME LATE. 725 00:27:54,983 --> 00:27:56,093 - OKAY. - BE CAREFUL. 726 00:27:56,122 --> 00:27:57,782 - I'M GONNA MISS YOU. GOSH DARN IT. 727 00:27:57,814 --> 00:27:59,854 - I THINK THAT'LL BE MY CUE AS WELL. 728 00:27:59,885 --> 00:28:01,775 I, UM, TOLD A FRIEND I WOULD STOP BY FOR DESSERT 729 00:28:01,818 --> 00:28:02,958 ON THE WAY HOME. 730 00:28:02,991 --> 00:28:05,721 - WELL, YOU KNOW, THE FOOTBALL REALLY IS THE BEST PART. 731 00:28:05,753 --> 00:28:07,313 - YOU KNOW, I PROMISED A FRIEND I'D STOP IN. 732 00:28:07,340 --> 00:28:09,270 - LOOK, THE MAN WANTS TO GO, LET HIM GO. 733 00:28:09,308 --> 00:28:11,338 - HEY, GORDO, I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT INTIMIDATED 734 00:28:11,379 --> 00:28:14,489 BY WHAT MAY TAKE PLACE ON THE OLD GRIDIRON ARE YOU? 735 00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:15,900 - ALL RIGHT, DAD, COME ON. 736 00:28:15,935 --> 00:28:18,005 - I PLAYED A LITTLE FOOTBALL BACK IN THE DAY. 737 00:28:18,041 --> 00:28:20,491 ST. MARK'S LIONS. CLASS OF '83. OUTSIDE LINEBACKER. 738 00:28:20,526 --> 00:28:23,356 - REALLY? 'CAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW THAT YOU PLAYED FOOTBALL. 739 00:28:23,391 --> 00:28:24,501 - YOU NEVER ASKED. 740 00:28:24,530 --> 00:28:27,260 - YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A LINEBACKER. 741 00:28:27,291 --> 00:28:30,121 - HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? - I'VE PLAYED A LITTLE FOOTBALL. 742 00:28:30,156 --> 00:28:32,116 - OKAY, SO I'M LIKING THIS. 743 00:28:32,158 --> 00:28:33,848 WHY DON'T WE TAKE THIS OUT TO THE FIELD ITSELF 744 00:28:33,884 --> 00:28:36,514 AND THEN, UH, HAVE SOME FUN. 745 00:28:36,542 --> 00:28:38,102 I'M LIKING THIS. 746 00:28:52,869 --> 00:28:53,869 - OH, SHE'S OVER THERE. 747 00:28:53,904 --> 00:28:55,294 - SHE'S OVER PLAYING, YEAH. 748 00:28:55,319 --> 00:28:57,809 - WHAT ELSE? WHAT DID HE SAY? 749 00:28:57,839 --> 00:28:59,189 WHERE IS HE? - I DON'T KNOW, MOM. 750 00:28:59,220 --> 00:29:00,950 HE'S ON TOUR. HE'S ON THE ROAD. 751 00:29:00,980 --> 00:29:05,360 - WELL, AT LEAST HE REMEMBERED A HOLIDAY, HUH? 752 00:29:05,398 --> 00:29:08,128 - YEAH. - AND WHAT ELSE? 753 00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:11,090 - JUST THE SAME AS USUAL, MOM, I DON'T KNOW. 754 00:29:11,128 --> 00:29:12,438 I MEAN... - WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 755 00:29:12,474 --> 00:29:14,104 WHAT'S USUAL? - ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME TO-- 756 00:29:14,131 --> 00:29:15,581 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO GET ME TO SAY. 757 00:29:15,615 --> 00:29:17,195 - I'M NOT TRYING TO GET YOU TO DO ANYTHING. 758 00:29:17,238 --> 00:29:18,898 - I DIDN'T TELL HIM ABOUT GORDON OR ANYTHING 759 00:29:18,929 --> 00:29:20,029 IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO IMPLY. 760 00:29:20,068 --> 00:29:21,278 - IT'S NOT WHAT I'M TRYING TO IMPLY. 761 00:29:21,311 --> 00:29:22,551 I HAVEN'T TALKED TO HIM IN A WHILE 762 00:29:22,588 --> 00:29:24,998 AND--I'M GLAD HE CALLED, OKAY? 763 00:29:25,039 --> 00:29:26,899 - YEAH. ME TOO. - I'M GLAD HE CALLED. 764 00:29:26,937 --> 00:29:28,797 COME ON, LET'S PLAY. 765 00:29:28,836 --> 00:29:31,486 - LITTLE BRAVERMAN 101, SISTER-IN-LAW TO SISTER-IN-LAW: 766 00:29:31,528 --> 00:29:33,078 THEY TAKE THIS GAME REALLY, REALLY SERIOUSLY. 767 00:29:33,116 --> 00:29:34,876 - MAKE SURE YOU STRETCH OUT. - WE ARE. 768 00:29:34,911 --> 00:29:36,981 I'M DOING IT. I'M DOING IT. - STRETCH IT OUT. 769 00:29:37,016 --> 00:29:39,186 OKAY? LIMBER UP. - I'M STRETCHING. 770 00:29:39,225 --> 00:29:40,565 THEY ARE COMMITTED AND THEY'RE CRAZY, OKAY? 771 00:29:40,606 --> 00:29:41,676 - I CAN SEE THAT. 772 00:29:41,710 --> 00:29:44,160 - NOW, THE KIDS LIKE TO RUN AROUND AND HAVE FUN. 773 00:29:44,196 --> 00:29:45,576 ZEEK IS COMPLETELY OFF LIMITS. 774 00:29:45,611 --> 00:29:47,921 YOU CANNOT TOUCH HIM. HE'S NEUTRAL, OKAY? 775 00:29:47,958 --> 00:29:50,168 EVERYBODY ELSE IS FAIR GAME. YOU TAKE THEM DOWN. 776 00:29:50,202 --> 00:29:52,172 TAKE THEM DOWN. OKAY? - RIGHT ON. 777 00:29:52,204 --> 00:29:54,864 - AND WE KEEP SCORE. - I WOULD HOPE SO. 778 00:29:54,896 --> 00:29:56,856 - OKAY, I WILL TAKE JASMINE AND JABBAR. 779 00:29:56,898 --> 00:29:58,208 - WHOO! - YAY! 780 00:29:58,244 --> 00:29:59,874 - WHY? 'CAUSE THEY'RE BLACK? 781 00:29:59,901 --> 00:30:02,591 - UH, NO, DAD, BECAUSE JASMINE'S A DANCER 782 00:30:02,628 --> 00:30:03,968 AND SHE'S ATHLETIC. 783 00:30:04,009 --> 00:30:05,529 AND BECAUSE JABBAR'S A SUPER FINE STUD. 784 00:30:05,562 --> 00:30:06,562 AM I RIGHT? 785 00:30:06,597 --> 00:30:08,387 - I GOT THE YOUNG BUCK AND THE LOVELY JULIA. 786 00:30:08,427 --> 00:30:09,357 LET'S BRING IT. 787 00:30:09,393 --> 00:30:12,643 - ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT. THE YOUNG BUCK. 788 00:30:12,672 --> 00:30:15,402 - LET'S GET IT ON! 789 00:30:15,434 --> 00:30:17,894 [cheers] 790 00:30:17,919 --> 00:30:21,059 TURKEY! THANKSGIVING! RUM RAISIN! 791 00:30:21,095 --> 00:30:23,405 [shouts] 792 00:30:23,442 --> 00:30:25,892 - GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! 793 00:30:25,927 --> 00:30:28,647 [cheers] 794 00:30:28,688 --> 00:30:30,858 - G. GORDON LIDDY. 795 00:30:30,898 --> 00:30:32,618 BEHIND. 796 00:30:32,658 --> 00:30:35,628 GO, GO, GO, GO, GO! 797 00:30:35,661 --> 00:30:37,151 - AH! - OH! 798 00:30:37,180 --> 00:30:39,010 - TOUCHDOWN! 799 00:30:40,321 --> 00:30:41,871 - OH! - WHA! 800 00:30:41,909 --> 00:30:45,569 - AHA-HA! - JASMINE'S OUR MAN! YES! 801 00:30:45,602 --> 00:30:46,982 - EINSTEIN, SHE'S ON THE OTHER TEAM. 802 00:30:47,017 --> 00:30:48,157 - GO. - HEY, HEY, HEY. 803 00:30:48,191 --> 00:30:50,611 - I GOT NO BALL. - OH, THE FAKE OUT. 804 00:30:50,641 --> 00:30:54,891 - GET HER. GET HER. GET HER. 805 00:30:54,922 --> 00:30:56,652 - ALL RIGHT, RIGHT HERE. - TOUCH FOOTBALL. 806 00:30:56,682 --> 00:30:58,512 - ARE YOU ALLOWED TO PLAY ON YOUR CYCLE? 807 00:30:58,546 --> 00:30:59,616 - THAT'S FUNNY. - GO. 808 00:30:59,650 --> 00:31:01,270 - WHOA, WHOA, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 809 00:31:01,307 --> 00:31:04,207 WHICH WAY ARE YOU GOING? AH. 810 00:31:04,241 --> 00:31:05,551 'CAUSE YOU HAVE SHOES ON. THAT'S IT. 811 00:31:05,587 --> 00:31:07,587 - YEAH, MAYBE YOU STOP DRESSING LIKE A HOBBIT... 812 00:31:07,624 --> 00:31:08,974 - THAT'S NICE OF YOUR MOTHER TO LOAN YOU 813 00:31:09,005 --> 00:31:10,245 THAT NICE SWEATPANTS SUIT. 814 00:31:10,282 --> 00:31:11,662 - FORGOT THE BALL BACK THERE, SON. 815 00:31:11,697 --> 00:31:13,907 - IF YOU NEED YOUR MOMMY, YOU'RE A COMMIE. 816 00:31:13,941 --> 00:31:17,011 HERE WE GO. 817 00:31:17,047 --> 00:31:18,317 - YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU GETTING TIRED? 818 00:31:18,359 --> 00:31:19,499 - HA HA HA. 819 00:31:19,532 --> 00:31:20,952 - ALKA-SELTZER, GIN FIZZ, 820 00:31:20,982 --> 00:31:22,402 I GOT TO TAKE A WHIZ. 821 00:31:22,432 --> 00:31:24,022 HA HA HA. 822 00:31:24,054 --> 00:31:25,684 - OH! - AAH! 823 00:31:25,711 --> 00:31:29,991 - NO, NO, NO. I GOT HIM. 824 00:31:30,026 --> 00:31:32,166 - YEAH. 825 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:33,680 - YOU LOST SOMETHING OVER THERE, PAL. 826 00:31:33,719 --> 00:31:35,239 WHO'S YOUR JOCK? - WATCH HIM. WATCH HIM. 827 00:31:35,272 --> 00:31:36,412 HE'S GOING DEEP. HE'S GOING DEEP. 828 00:31:36,446 --> 00:31:37,686 - GO! - HO! 829 00:31:37,723 --> 00:31:39,733 - OH! OH! - OH! 830 00:31:39,759 --> 00:31:41,069 - WHOA. 831 00:31:41,106 --> 00:31:42,246 - HEY, HEY, LISTEN, 832 00:31:42,279 --> 00:31:43,659 I GOT A STEPLADDER AT HOME IN MY GARAGE 833 00:31:43,694 --> 00:31:45,564 IF YOU NEED IT. 834 00:31:45,593 --> 00:31:47,183 - LITTLE SEPARATION. 835 00:31:47,215 --> 00:31:49,385 - GUYS, IT'S 35 TO 35. 836 00:31:49,424 --> 00:31:51,084 THIS IS THE LAST PLAY OF THE GAME. 837 00:31:51,116 --> 00:31:53,186 GUYS, IT'S 35 TO 35. 838 00:31:53,221 --> 00:31:55,571 - 35-35. WE GOT TO STOP THEM HERE. 839 00:31:55,603 --> 00:31:56,603 - YEAH, I WANT THE BALL. 840 00:31:56,638 --> 00:31:57,948 - GUYS, ALSO--ALSO, 841 00:31:57,985 --> 00:31:59,605 IF YOU DON'T SCORE, IT'S A TIE. 842 00:31:59,641 --> 00:32:01,091 - YEAH, THANKS, MAX. APPRECIATE IT. 843 00:32:01,126 --> 00:32:02,956 - WELL, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT TYING, RIGHT? 844 00:32:02,990 --> 00:32:05,580 - NO, WE DON'T. - JASMINE OVER HERE. 845 00:32:05,613 --> 00:32:07,343 CROSS, GO TO THE END ZONE, OKAY? 846 00:32:07,373 --> 00:32:09,443 - I'LL WIND UP OVER THERE. - OKAY, WHAT ABOUT ME? 847 00:32:09,479 --> 00:32:10,959 - ALL RIGHT, DECOY. - WHAT ABOUT ME? 848 00:32:10,998 --> 00:32:12,998 - A DECOY FOR HIS DECOY. 849 00:32:13,034 --> 00:32:14,624 LISTEN, SONNY, I'M GONNA TOSS IT HIGH. 850 00:32:14,656 --> 00:32:15,966 SO YOU GO UP AND GET IT. - GOOD. ALL RIGHT. 851 00:32:16,003 --> 00:32:17,183 - BREAK! - HIKE! 852 00:32:17,211 --> 00:32:19,451 - BIG WIN. - TEAM UP. EVERY TEAM ON THREE. 853 00:32:19,489 --> 00:32:21,969 1, 2, 3. [cheers] 854 00:32:22,009 --> 00:32:24,979 - BLUE BANANA. POOPY DIAPER. 855 00:32:25,012 --> 00:32:26,502 MAO TSE TUNG. GO! 856 00:32:26,530 --> 00:32:29,090 - WHOO! [trilling] 857 00:32:29,119 --> 00:32:31,159 - IT'S GOING TO ADAM! IT'S GOING TO ADAM! 858 00:32:31,190 --> 00:32:33,020 - GO, GO, GO, GO! 859 00:32:33,054 --> 00:32:35,304 - GET OFF ME. 860 00:32:35,332 --> 00:32:38,032 - OUT! OUT OF BOUNDS! - THAT WAS A CATCH. 861 00:32:38,059 --> 00:32:38,989 - STEPPED OUT. 862 00:32:39,026 --> 00:32:40,606 - YOU KNOW WHAT, IT WAS AT LEAST A DO-OVER 863 00:32:40,648 --> 00:32:42,128 BECAUSE CROSBY WAS DOING A LITTLE HOLDING. 864 00:32:42,167 --> 00:32:44,547 - DO-OVER? - IT'S A CATCH. TOUCHDOWN. 865 00:32:44,583 --> 00:32:46,033 - YOU GUYS. - THIS IS A TURKEY BOWL. 866 00:32:46,067 --> 00:32:48,097 - YOU MAKING THE RULES NOW? - ADAM. 867 00:32:48,138 --> 00:32:49,208 HEY, HEY, YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS, COME ON. 868 00:32:49,243 --> 00:32:51,043 - IT'S A TURKEY BOWL. YOU'RE CALLING PENALTIES? 869 00:32:51,072 --> 00:32:53,042 - EASY, EASY, EASY. IT'S JUST A GAME. 870 00:32:53,074 --> 00:32:54,214 - IT DOESN'T MATTER. I DON'T CARE. 871 00:32:54,248 --> 00:32:55,528 - THAT'S A BIG SURPRISE 872 00:32:55,559 --> 00:32:57,079 'CAUSE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING, DO YOU? 873 00:32:57,113 --> 00:32:58,183 YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS GAME. 874 00:32:58,217 --> 00:32:59,357 HE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT OUR FAMILY. 875 00:32:59,391 --> 00:33:00,461 - OH, MY GOD. 876 00:33:00,495 --> 00:33:01,735 - DOESN'T CARE ABOUT THANKSGIVING. 877 00:33:01,772 --> 00:33:05,022 HE SOLD THE COMPANY, SARAH, LAST NIGHT! 878 00:33:15,407 --> 00:33:16,787 - WHY WOULDN'T YOU TELL ANYBODY? 879 00:33:16,822 --> 00:33:17,932 - I DIDN'T WANT TO WORRY ANYBODY 880 00:33:17,961 --> 00:33:21,071 BECAUSE THESE TYPES OF DEALS FALL APART ALL THE TIME. 881 00:33:21,102 --> 00:33:23,042 - NOT EVEN ADAM? NOT EVEN ME? 882 00:33:23,070 --> 00:33:24,310 - ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT YOUR JOB? 883 00:33:24,347 --> 00:33:26,517 'CAUSE I CAN GET YOU 100 MORE JUST LIKE IT IN A HEARTBEAT. 884 00:33:26,556 --> 00:33:28,696 - I WORK FOR MY BROTHER. 885 00:33:28,730 --> 00:33:31,460 HE HELPED ME. 886 00:33:31,492 --> 00:33:35,502 - I KNOW HE DID. 887 00:33:35,530 --> 00:33:39,050 - I JUST FEEL LIKE YOU COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. 888 00:33:39,086 --> 00:33:40,116 - THE TRUTH IS IS THAT THIS 889 00:33:40,156 --> 00:33:42,086 IS SOMETHING I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT FOR A WHILE. 890 00:33:42,123 --> 00:33:43,333 IT'S--IT'S BUSINESS, 891 00:33:43,366 --> 00:33:45,296 AND IT'S SOMETHING THAT I NEEDED TO DO, 892 00:33:45,333 --> 00:33:49,133 AND YOUR BROTHER, HE'S ALWAYS GONNA LAND ON HIS FEET. 893 00:33:49,165 --> 00:33:54,095 - WE'LL...MISS YOU. 894 00:33:54,135 --> 00:33:55,855 - WELL, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THAT. 895 00:33:55,895 --> 00:33:57,585 I CARE ABOUT YOU, OKAY? 896 00:33:57,621 --> 00:33:59,731 AND I NEED TO GO AWAY FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 897 00:33:59,761 --> 00:34:01,631 I NEED TO RETHINK THINGS AND TRAVEL 898 00:34:01,660 --> 00:34:03,490 AND FIGURE OUT WHAT'S NEXT FOR ME, 899 00:34:03,524 --> 00:34:06,534 BUT I REALLY DO WANT US TO STAY CONNECTED. 900 00:34:06,561 --> 00:34:08,321 I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD MEET ME ON THE ROAD 901 00:34:08,356 --> 00:34:11,116 AND WE COULD CONTINUE TO SPEND TIME TOGETHER. 902 00:34:11,152 --> 00:34:14,812 - I--I CAN'T DO THAT. 903 00:34:17,883 --> 00:34:19,783 - I UNDERSTAND. 904 00:34:24,234 --> 00:34:27,764 THANK YOU FOR, UH, HAVING ME TO YOUR HOME ON THANKSGIVING. 905 00:34:27,789 --> 00:34:30,379 I HAD A GREAT TIME. 906 00:34:35,142 --> 00:34:36,322 SEE YOU LATER. 907 00:34:39,284 --> 00:34:42,804 [door opens and closes] 908 00:35:02,514 --> 00:35:04,484 - HI. 909 00:35:04,516 --> 00:35:06,586 - HEY, YOU HUNGRY AGAIN? I'LL MAKE YOU A PLATE. 910 00:35:06,621 --> 00:35:08,211 THERE'S A LOT OF GOOD STUFF LEFT. 911 00:35:08,244 --> 00:35:11,214 - NO, I JUST CAME TO APOLOGIZE FOR EARLIER. 912 00:35:11,247 --> 00:35:14,177 I--YOU KNOW, WITH SYDNEY. 913 00:35:14,215 --> 00:35:16,285 I DON'T KNOW. I JUST SHOULDN'T BE TAKING IT OUT ON ALL OF YOU. 914 00:35:16,321 --> 00:35:17,911 - WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 915 00:35:17,943 --> 00:35:20,333 THE HOLIDAYS ARE NOTHING IF NOT STRESSFUL. 916 00:35:20,359 --> 00:35:22,529 - I WAS SO LOOKING FORWARD TO HAVING THIS DAY WITH HER 917 00:35:22,568 --> 00:35:23,948 WITHOUT MY CELL PHONE AND EVERYTHING, 918 00:35:23,983 --> 00:35:26,233 AND I JUST--I BLEW IT, 'CAUSE MY MIND 919 00:35:26,262 --> 00:35:28,262 WAS ON THOSE STUPID PIES, 920 00:35:28,298 --> 00:35:30,468 TRYING TO GET THEM PERFECT, 921 00:35:30,507 --> 00:35:35,577 WHICH I OBVIOUSLY DID NOT DO. 922 00:35:35,616 --> 00:35:39,446 - THE PIES WERE FINE. 923 00:35:39,482 --> 00:35:42,242 - LOOK AT YOUR FACE. 924 00:35:42,278 --> 00:35:44,278 - I CERTAINLY DIDN'T MEAN TO HURT YOUR FEELINGS. 925 00:35:44,314 --> 00:35:45,834 - I KNOW, YOU NEVER DO, 926 00:35:45,867 --> 00:35:48,767 BUT YOU SET THE BAR PRETTY HIGH. 927 00:35:51,287 --> 00:35:54,427 JUST--I KNOW YOU THINK I SPOIL HER. 928 00:35:54,462 --> 00:35:57,222 BUT, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU WORK ALL DAY, 929 00:35:57,258 --> 00:36:01,878 YOU COME HOME, YOU WANT THINGS TO BE JUST GOOD AND HAPPY, 930 00:36:01,918 --> 00:36:05,778 AND HAVE IT BE RIGHT. 931 00:36:05,818 --> 00:36:07,538 I WANT TO HAVE IT BE ALL... 932 00:36:07,579 --> 00:36:11,549 YOU KNOW? 933 00:36:11,583 --> 00:36:14,553 - JULIA, 934 00:36:14,586 --> 00:36:15,996 MY BEAUTIFUL GIRL. 935 00:36:16,035 --> 00:36:18,895 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. 936 00:36:18,935 --> 00:36:24,005 AND I ADMIRE YOU SO MUCH. 937 00:36:24,043 --> 00:36:27,843 YOU'RE AN AMAZING MOM. 938 00:36:27,875 --> 00:36:31,465 SO STOP BEATING YOURSELF UP, OKAY? 939 00:36:31,499 --> 00:36:33,329 OKAY? 940 00:36:33,363 --> 00:36:35,643 OKAY? - OKAY. 941 00:36:40,750 --> 00:36:42,370 - THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. 942 00:36:42,407 --> 00:36:45,787 - HOW'S YOUR DAD DOING? 943 00:36:45,824 --> 00:36:48,524 - UH, HE'S FINE, I GUESS. 944 00:36:53,970 --> 00:36:56,970 - WOW, WASN'T THAT SOMETHING, THAT HAPPENED OUT THERE TODAY? 945 00:36:57,007 --> 00:36:57,967 - YEAH, I KNOW. 946 00:36:58,008 --> 00:36:59,868 - TWO GUYS GOING AT IT? JEEZ. 947 00:36:59,907 --> 00:37:02,047 - WELL, I THINK, WELL, YEAH, 948 00:37:02,081 --> 00:37:03,951 I THINK UNCLE ADAM COULD HAVE TAKEN HIM. DO YOU? 949 00:37:03,980 --> 00:37:05,260 - YEAH. 950 00:37:05,292 --> 00:37:07,882 WELL, IF HE COULDN'T, I WOULD HAVE. 951 00:37:07,915 --> 00:37:09,255 - WOULD HAVE BEEN FUN TO WATCH. 952 00:37:09,296 --> 00:37:10,986 - I LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT MYSELF. 953 00:37:11,021 --> 00:37:12,641 - I LIKED IT. 954 00:37:12,678 --> 00:37:13,988 THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT FIGHTS. 955 00:37:14,024 --> 00:37:14,994 THEY'RE JUST FUN TO WATCH. 956 00:37:15,025 --> 00:37:18,365 - OH, YEAH. FUN TO BE IN. 957 00:37:18,408 --> 00:37:19,508 GO AHEAD. 958 00:37:19,547 --> 00:37:22,897 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? - YEAH. 959 00:37:22,930 --> 00:37:24,760 - REALLY? - YEP. 960 00:37:24,794 --> 00:37:28,074 IF YOU TELL YOUR MOTHER, YOU'RE DEAD. 961 00:37:28,107 --> 00:37:31,387 - PROMISE I WON'T. 962 00:37:36,115 --> 00:37:37,075 [coughs] 963 00:37:37,116 --> 00:37:38,076 - YEAH. 964 00:37:38,117 --> 00:37:39,077 - OH, MY GOSH. 965 00:37:39,118 --> 00:37:41,638 - HUH? [laughs] 966 00:37:41,673 --> 00:37:42,743 - NOTHING LIKE IT. 967 00:37:42,777 --> 00:37:44,367 - THAT'LL PUT HAIR ON YOUR CHEST. 968 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:45,850 - IT'S REALLY BAD. YEAH? 969 00:37:45,884 --> 00:37:47,894 - YEAH. 970 00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:50,060 - UGH. LOOK AT THIS. 971 00:37:50,095 --> 00:37:51,675 HOW YOU DOING? 972 00:37:51,717 --> 00:37:53,437 - [laughs] 973 00:37:53,478 --> 00:37:57,378 OH...I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START. 974 00:37:57,413 --> 00:37:58,833 - WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO START. 975 00:37:58,862 --> 00:38:01,042 I MEAN, YOU DID EVERYTHING ELSE, RIGHT? 976 00:38:01,071 --> 00:38:04,071 - UGH. UNFORTUNATELY, IT DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY. 977 00:38:04,109 --> 00:38:06,909 - WELL, WE SHOULD MAKE IT WORK THAT WAY. 978 00:38:06,939 --> 00:38:09,049 YOU DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE. 979 00:38:09,079 --> 00:38:12,359 YOU KNOW, LITTLE THINGS AND BIG THINGS AND... 980 00:38:12,393 --> 00:38:15,643 I DON'T KNOW, I NEVER SEE YOU GET THANKED, SO, ANYWAY, 981 00:38:15,672 --> 00:38:17,472 YOU KNOW, FROM ME TO YOU, 982 00:38:17,502 --> 00:38:20,062 THANKS FOR EVERYTHING. 983 00:38:20,090 --> 00:38:25,030 I APPRECIATE IT. 984 00:38:25,061 --> 00:38:26,821 - THANK YOU. 985 00:38:26,856 --> 00:38:30,136 - AND, YOU KNOW, FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, 986 00:38:30,169 --> 00:38:32,759 I KNOW THAT POP REALLY APPRECIATES IT TOO. 987 00:38:32,793 --> 00:38:35,693 UM, I KNOW HE DOESN'T REALLY ARTICULATE IT, 988 00:38:35,727 --> 00:38:38,447 YOU KNOW, WELL, OR... I DON'T KNOW. 989 00:38:38,488 --> 00:38:42,418 IT JUST SEEMS TO ME LIKE HE'S EMOTIONALLY INCAPABLE. 990 00:38:42,458 --> 00:38:47,768 BUT, YOU KNOW, I CAN TELL THAT HE REALLY CARES. 991 00:38:47,808 --> 00:38:50,668 SO, ANYWAY, YOU KNOW, WHY DON'T YOU... 992 00:38:50,707 --> 00:38:54,637 TAKE THIS AND JUST, I DON'T KNOW, 993 00:38:54,677 --> 00:38:57,367 GO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, YOU KNOW? 994 00:38:57,404 --> 00:39:01,584 TAKE A BREAK. GET OUT OF HERE. 995 00:39:01,615 --> 00:39:03,375 - REALLY? - YEAH. 996 00:39:03,410 --> 00:39:05,410 SOMEBODY ELSE WILL DO THIS. 997 00:39:05,446 --> 00:39:08,926 YOU DESERVE IT. 998 00:39:08,967 --> 00:39:11,137 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 999 00:39:11,176 --> 00:39:13,446 I'M GONNA TAKE YOU UP ON THAT. 1000 00:39:13,489 --> 00:39:17,179 [soft pop music] 1001 00:39:17,216 --> 00:39:22,386 ♪ 1002 00:39:22,429 --> 00:39:23,499 - THAT WAS AMAZING. 1003 00:39:23,533 --> 00:39:25,573 - YEAH, WELL, I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT YOU. 1004 00:39:25,604 --> 00:39:26,994 THANKS FOR COMING. 1005 00:39:27,019 --> 00:39:29,569 - THANK YOU, BUT I'M SURE YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE. 1006 00:39:29,608 --> 00:39:30,748 THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. 1007 00:39:30,782 --> 00:39:33,512 I MEAN... [sighs] BEST THANKSGIVING. 1008 00:39:33,543 --> 00:39:34,653 [laughs] 1009 00:39:34,682 --> 00:39:36,752 STUPID THING TO SAY, BUT... 1010 00:39:36,788 --> 00:39:38,448 - WELL, THANKS FOR COMING. 1011 00:39:38,479 --> 00:39:40,759 UH, ARE YOUR PARENTS COOL WITH YOU BEING HERE? 1012 00:39:40,792 --> 00:39:42,692 YOU KNOW, IT IS THANKSGIVING. 1013 00:39:42,725 --> 00:39:45,585 - YEAH. UM, I MEAN, I HAD DINNER WITH THEM AT HOME, 1014 00:39:45,624 --> 00:39:47,454 SO... IT'S FINE. 1015 00:39:47,488 --> 00:39:50,038 - OKAY. 1016 00:39:50,077 --> 00:39:51,037 - OH. 1017 00:39:51,078 --> 00:39:52,038 - GOOD NIGHT. 1018 00:39:52,079 --> 00:39:54,429 - RIGHT. GOOD NIGHT. 1019 00:40:01,019 --> 00:40:06,819 - ♪ THAT BRIDGE IS ON FIRE 1020 00:40:06,852 --> 00:40:08,722 - CAN I HAVE ANOTHER PIECE OF PIE WHEN WE GET HOME? 1021 00:40:08,751 --> 00:40:10,991 - OH, MAX, HONEY, YOU'VE ALREADY HAD TWO. 1022 00:40:11,029 --> 00:40:11,819 THAT'S ENOUGH. 1023 00:40:11,857 --> 00:40:13,237 - SO? DO YOU REMEMBER LAST YEAR? 1024 00:40:13,272 --> 00:40:14,142 DO YOU REMEMBER LAST YEAR 1025 00:40:14,170 --> 00:40:15,760 WHEN I ATE THAT WHOLE CHOCOLATE CAKE? 1026 00:40:15,792 --> 00:40:17,452 - AND WHAT HAPPENED? YOU GOT SICK. 1027 00:40:17,484 --> 00:40:19,004 - NO, I DIDN'T. NO, I DIDN'T. 1028 00:40:19,037 --> 00:40:21,587 - WE'LL SEE. OKAY, WE'LL SEE. 1029 00:40:31,221 --> 00:40:32,571 - GOOD NIGHT. 1030 00:40:32,602 --> 00:40:33,982 - YEAH, GOOD NIGHT. OH, MY GOD. 1031 00:40:34,017 --> 00:40:37,917 GOOD NIGHT. 1032 00:40:37,952 --> 00:40:40,162 UH, HEY. 1033 00:40:40,196 --> 00:40:43,476 - HI. 1034 00:40:47,824 --> 00:40:50,034 - YOU DIDN'T CALL ME OR TEXT ME. 1035 00:40:50,068 --> 00:40:51,518 - WHO IS THAT? 1036 00:40:51,552 --> 00:40:53,762 KID? MAN? 1037 00:40:53,796 --> 00:40:56,826 - UM, HE--GRANDMA INTRODUCED ME TO HIM. 1038 00:40:56,868 --> 00:40:58,558 - HE'S REALLY-- - HIS NAME'S ALEX. 1039 00:40:58,594 --> 00:41:00,674 - ALEX. 1040 00:41:00,699 --> 00:41:02,249 - ALL RIGHT, SHOULD WE GO? 1041 00:41:02,287 --> 00:41:04,837 - YEP. 1042 00:41:08,327 --> 00:41:11,117 - DON'T YOU WANT TO SAY "I TOLD YOU SO"? 1043 00:41:11,158 --> 00:41:13,538 - NOPE. 1044 00:41:13,574 --> 00:41:15,854 - I HAD NO WAY OF KNOWING, YOU KNOW? 1045 00:41:15,887 --> 00:41:21,547 HE'S...FEELS PRETTY CONFIDENT THAT YOU'RE GONNA KEEP YOUR JOB. 1046 00:41:21,582 --> 00:41:22,892 - YEAH, I KNOW. 1047 00:41:22,928 --> 00:41:25,658 WELL, THAT'S A GOOD THING, RIGHT? 1048 00:41:25,690 --> 00:41:29,250 - YUP. 1049 00:41:29,279 --> 00:41:31,139 - LOOK AT THESE BROWN NOSERS. 1050 00:41:31,178 --> 00:41:33,208 WHAT ARE YOU GUYS, GUNNING FOR A PROMOTION? 1051 00:41:33,249 --> 00:41:35,149 - YES, I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THANKSGIVING. 1052 00:41:35,182 --> 00:41:36,292 - WHY DON'T YOU GRAB A TOWEL? 1053 00:41:36,321 --> 00:41:39,051 - OKAY. YOU WANT ME TO TACKLE THIS, UH, DISASTER? 1054 00:41:39,082 --> 00:41:41,292 HEY, THAT WAS A PRETTY EVENTFUL THANKSGIVING, HUH? 1055 00:41:41,326 --> 00:41:42,286 LOT OF FIREWORKS. 1056 00:41:42,327 --> 00:41:43,187 - OH, YEAH. 1057 00:41:43,224 --> 00:41:45,854 ADAM TAKING ON HIS BOSS MANO-A-MANO, 1058 00:41:45,882 --> 00:41:48,132 YOU BREAKING UP WITH YOUR BOSS, 1059 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,890 AND YOUNG JULIA MAKING THE WORLD'S WORST PIE. 1060 00:41:50,922 --> 00:41:52,302 - WORST PIE EVER. - IT WAS THE WORST. 1061 00:41:52,337 --> 00:41:53,547 - AND CROSBY, WELL, ACTUALLY, 1062 00:41:53,580 --> 00:41:56,860 I KIND OF SAILED EFFORTLESSLY THROUGH THIS THANKSGIVING 1063 00:41:56,893 --> 00:41:59,313 WITH MY FUTURE IN-LAWS AND MY REAL FAMILY, 1064 00:41:59,344 --> 00:42:00,904 AND I'M STILL GETTING MARRIED. - HOW DO YOU DO IT? 1065 00:42:00,932 --> 00:42:03,182 - AND I CARVED THAT TURKEY LIKE A SAMURAI. 1066 00:42:03,210 --> 00:42:04,450 - VERY HUMBLE TOO. 1067 00:42:04,487 --> 00:42:07,037 - YEAH. YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE THIS CLEAN UP REALLY COOL? 1068 00:42:07,076 --> 00:42:08,036 - WHAT? 1069 00:42:08,077 --> 00:42:09,037 - A LITTLE MUSIC. 1070 00:42:09,078 --> 00:42:10,248 - WHO'S GONNA START THE DISHES? 1071 00:42:10,286 --> 00:42:11,666 - GONNA TAKE YOU WAY BACK, OKAY? 1072 00:42:11,701 --> 00:42:12,771 - WHY DON'T YOU START THE DISHES? 1073 00:42:12,806 --> 00:42:16,836 - I'LL START THE DISHES. IN A MINUTE. 1074 00:42:16,879 --> 00:42:19,609 - YES. YES. WHAT IS THAT? 1075 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:20,880 - SOMEBODY'S TEMPERATURE'S RISING. 1076 00:42:20,917 --> 00:42:22,057 WHERE'S FEVER? 1077 00:42:22,091 --> 00:42:23,371 - WHAT? WHO'S THE PARTY POOPER? 1078 00:42:23,402 --> 00:42:25,032 LET'S GO. COME ON. - FEVER! 1079 00:42:25,059 --> 00:42:28,199 - OH! 1080 00:42:28,235 --> 00:42:31,575 IT'S A SLOW ROLL, BUT WHEN HE BREAKS IT OUT, OH! 1081 00:42:31,618 --> 00:42:34,338 - HEY, MILLIE, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION HERE? 1082 00:42:34,379 --> 00:42:37,729 HOW MUCH LONGER ARE YOU GONNA BE MAD AT ME? 1083 00:42:37,762 --> 00:42:41,802 - I'M TRYING SO HARD NOT TO BE. 1084 00:42:41,835 --> 00:42:44,665 [hip-hop music playing] 1085 00:42:44,700 --> 00:42:45,840 ♪ 1086 00:42:45,873 --> 00:42:49,363 - AT LEAST WE DID SOMETHING RIGHT, HUH? 1087 00:42:49,394 --> 00:42:50,604 - YEAH. 1088 00:42:50,637 --> 00:42:51,597 - SPRINKLER. 1089 00:42:51,638 --> 00:42:53,358 - UH-OH. 1090 00:42:53,398 --> 00:42:54,678 - ♪ YOU DOWN WITH O.P.P.? 1091 00:42:54,710 --> 00:42:55,990 ♪ YEAH YOU KNOW ME 1092 00:42:56,021 --> 00:42:57,201 ♪ WHO'S DOWN WITH O.P.P.? 1093 00:42:57,229 --> 00:42:58,329 ♪ EVERY LAST HOMIE 1094 00:42:58,368 --> 00:42:59,338 ♪ YOU DOWN WITH O.P.P.? 1095 00:42:59,369 --> 00:43:00,919 ♪ YEAH YOU KNOW ME 1096 00:43:00,957 --> 00:43:02,027 ♪ YOU DOWN WITH O.P.P.? 1097 00:43:02,062 --> 00:43:03,372 ♪ YEAH YOU KNOW ME 1098 00:43:03,408 --> 00:43:04,368 ♪ YOU DOWN WITH O.P.P.? 1099 00:43:04,409 --> 00:43:05,689 ♪ YEAH YOU KNOW ME 1100 00:43:05,721 --> 00:43:07,831 ♪ WHO'S DOWN WITH O.P.P.?