1 00:00:01,070 --> 00:00:02,800 - I NEED TO FIRE SEVEN PEOPLE. 2 00:00:02,830 --> 00:00:04,000 - THESE ARE PEOPLE, OKAY, 3 00:00:04,038 --> 00:00:06,208 THAT WE HAVE WORKED WITH FOR 15 YEARS. 4 00:00:06,247 --> 00:00:07,317 - STOP THINKING. JUST DO IT. 5 00:00:07,352 --> 00:00:09,252 YOU NEED ME TO COME UP THERE AND HOLD YOUR HAND? 6 00:00:09,285 --> 00:00:10,975 - GORDON ASKED ME OUT. - I'M REALLY SORRY, 7 00:00:11,011 --> 00:00:13,291 BUT IF ANYBODY DOESN'T KNOW THIS GUY--IT'S YOU. 8 00:00:13,323 --> 00:00:15,193 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'M GONNA MAKE MY OWN DECISIONS. 9 00:00:15,222 --> 00:00:17,642 - ALEX IS THE VOLUNTEER COORDINATOR HERE. 10 00:00:17,672 --> 00:00:18,922 - OH, HI. WOULD YOU PLEASE 11 00:00:18,949 --> 00:00:20,739 STOP TALKING TO ME LIKE I'M AN IDIOT? 12 00:00:20,779 --> 00:00:22,229 - I DON'T THINK YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 13 00:00:22,263 --> 00:00:26,133 YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE TODAY. - WELL, YOU SHOULD DOCK MY PAY. 14 00:00:26,164 --> 00:00:28,414 - WILL YOU MARRY ME? - WE'RE GETTING MARRIED! 15 00:00:28,442 --> 00:00:31,452 - JASMINE, WELCOME TO CRAZY TOWN. 16 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:35,520 [shoe beeping] 17 00:00:37,658 --> 00:00:42,658 [continues beeping] 18 00:00:44,285 --> 00:00:47,315 - OKAY, WOULD YOU STOP THAT, PLEASE? 19 00:00:47,357 --> 00:00:49,497 - IT'S JUST SO GENIUS. 20 00:00:49,532 --> 00:00:51,642 WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THIS IS A GENIUS. 21 00:00:51,672 --> 00:00:53,982 HUH? NO? NOBODY? NOTHIN'? 22 00:00:54,019 --> 00:00:56,259 [cell phone tone] 23 00:00:56,297 --> 00:00:58,087 - BOB'S WALKING IN. 24 00:00:58,127 --> 00:00:59,777 - SHOWTIME. - HERE WE GO. 25 00:00:59,818 --> 00:01:00,958 - YOU GUYS, SERIOUSLY, 26 00:01:00,991 --> 00:01:02,961 HOW BIG A DEAL CAN THIS TESTING THING BE AT THIS POINT? 27 00:01:02,993 --> 00:01:05,173 - WELL, IF WE TANK, THE SHOE IS HISTORY. 28 00:01:05,203 --> 00:01:07,213 - YOU'RE KIDDING ME? WE SPENT THREE MONTHS 29 00:01:07,239 --> 00:01:09,619 DEVELOPING THIS AND THEN EIGHT PEOPLE SITTING IN A ROOM-- 30 00:01:09,655 --> 00:01:11,205 - THE SHOE BUSINESS IS HELL, SARAH. 31 00:01:11,243 --> 00:01:13,633 [knock at door] 32 00:01:13,659 --> 00:01:14,729 - BOB. - HEY. 33 00:01:14,764 --> 00:01:16,594 - HEY, BOB. - WELL, UM... 34 00:01:16,628 --> 00:01:19,358 I'VE DONE A PRELIMINARY TABULATION, 35 00:01:19,389 --> 00:01:21,979 AND, UM, YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO KEEP IN MIND-- 36 00:01:22,012 --> 00:01:24,362 - BOB, PLEASE. JUST... 37 00:01:24,394 --> 00:01:26,474 - WELL, IT'S NOT GOOD. 38 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:29,640 - BECAUSE IT'S... SO GREAT? 39 00:01:29,675 --> 00:01:30,845 - I'M AFRAID NOT. 40 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:33,713 THE BEEPING GAVE THE PARENTS A MASSIVE HEADACHE. 41 00:01:33,748 --> 00:01:36,478 - OH. WELL, THAT'S AN EASY FIX. IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BEEP. 42 00:01:36,510 --> 00:01:37,990 IT CAN CHIRP. IT CAN WHISTLE. 43 00:01:38,028 --> 00:01:40,198 - BOTTOM LINE? - DOA. 44 00:01:41,963 --> 00:01:43,973 - DO OVER AGAIN? 45 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:46,690 - I'M REALLY SORRY. 46 00:01:53,527 --> 00:01:54,527 [beep] 47 00:01:56,323 --> 00:01:59,773 - CLEAR! [both laughing] 48 00:01:59,809 --> 00:02:01,399 - [gasps] 49 00:02:01,431 --> 00:02:03,781 - THIS IS-- I-I LIKE THIS! 50 00:02:03,813 --> 00:02:04,853 THIS IS COOL. - YEAH. 51 00:02:04,883 --> 00:02:07,473 IT'S GOT NEW CARPET. - YEAH. THIS IS CUTE. 52 00:02:07,506 --> 00:02:09,536 IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF PERFECT FOR WHAT WE NEED. 53 00:02:09,577 --> 00:02:11,267 JABBAR CAN WALK TO SCHOOL. - MM-HMM. 54 00:02:11,303 --> 00:02:12,623 - IT'S CLOSE TO EVERYTHING. - MM-HMM. 55 00:02:12,649 --> 00:02:13,719 - AND, YOU KNOW, HOW COOL IS IT 56 00:02:13,754 --> 00:02:15,454 THAT THE NEIGHBORS HAVE TWIN FIVE-YEAR-OLD BOYS? 57 00:02:15,480 --> 00:02:17,830 - THERE WAS--THEY WERE-- THEY WERE TWINS, RIGHT? 58 00:02:17,861 --> 00:02:19,901 - YEAH, THEY WERE. - OKAY. I THOUGHT I WAS SEEING-- 59 00:02:19,932 --> 00:02:21,352 - DOUBLE? - DOUBLE. 60 00:02:21,382 --> 00:02:23,252 - IT'S FATE. I MEAN... 61 00:02:23,281 --> 00:02:25,661 IT'S KIND OF FATE. - YEAH. IT'S KIND OF... 62 00:02:25,697 --> 00:02:26,627 AN EXPENSIVE FATE. 63 00:02:26,663 --> 00:02:28,563 - I KNOW, I KNOW. IT'S A STRETCH. 64 00:02:28,596 --> 00:02:30,456 - IT'S JUST, YOU KNOW, UM... 65 00:02:30,495 --> 00:02:33,425 I STILL HAVE LOAN PAYMENTS ON MY EQUIPMENT, 66 00:02:33,463 --> 00:02:36,983 AND THEN I HAVE FEES FOR MY BOAT. 67 00:02:37,018 --> 00:02:38,228 - THE BOAT? - YEAH, MY BOAT. 68 00:02:38,261 --> 00:02:39,331 MY VESSEL. 69 00:02:39,366 --> 00:02:42,016 YOU KNOW, I HAVE DOCK FEES AND MAINTENANCE COSTS. 70 00:02:42,058 --> 00:02:43,338 YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA... - AH. 71 00:02:43,370 --> 00:02:45,100 - KEEP THE BARNACLES OFF. 72 00:02:45,130 --> 00:02:46,960 - YEAH, WELL...ARE-- 73 00:02:46,994 --> 00:02:50,244 ARE YOU PLANNING ON KEEPING THE BOAT? 74 00:02:50,273 --> 00:02:51,453 - WELL-- - I MEAN, 'CAUSE... 75 00:02:51,481 --> 00:02:53,411 WE'RE MOVING IN TOGETHER. 76 00:02:53,449 --> 00:02:56,379 WHY WOULD YOU NEED THE BOAT? 77 00:02:56,417 --> 00:02:58,517 - YEAH, I--I GUESS THAT'S A GOOD POINT. 78 00:02:58,557 --> 00:03:02,487 I MEAN, JABBAR LOVES IT BUT, UM... 79 00:03:02,527 --> 00:03:04,867 I GUESS IT IS SILLY... TO KEEP THE BOAT. 80 00:03:04,908 --> 00:03:06,258 - YEAH. 81 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:09,740 - WE'RE SELLIN' THE BOAT. 82 00:03:09,775 --> 00:03:11,045 - SON, I DON'T WANNA BELABOR THE POINT, 83 00:03:11,087 --> 00:03:13,877 BUT THE CLICKER SHOE THING WAS VERY IMPORTANT TO YOUR SISTER. 84 00:03:13,917 --> 00:03:15,397 - I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT. 85 00:03:15,436 --> 00:03:17,466 HEY, MAX, WE CAN'T HAVE THAT MANY BAGS OF CHIPS, OKAY? 86 00:03:17,507 --> 00:03:18,467 - ONE FOR EVERYONE. 87 00:03:18,508 --> 00:03:20,268 - WE CAN ALL SHARE ONE. WE DON'T NEED FOUR. 88 00:03:20,303 --> 00:03:21,553 - COME ON, LET THE BOY HAVE HIS CHIPS. 89 00:03:21,580 --> 00:03:23,130 - YEAH, LET THE BOY HAVE HIS CHIPS. 90 00:03:23,168 --> 00:03:24,308 - THANKS A LOT, DAD. ALL RIGHT, TWO. 91 00:03:24,342 --> 00:03:26,412 YOU CAN HAVE TWO BAGS OF CHIPS. THAT'S THE LIMIT, OKAY? 92 00:03:26,447 --> 00:03:28,617 COME ON. THANK YOU. 93 00:03:28,656 --> 00:03:30,556 - HOW 'BOUT ANOTHER FOCUS GROUP? 94 00:03:30,589 --> 00:03:32,069 - DAD, FOCUS GROUPS COST A LOT OF MONEY, 95 00:03:32,108 --> 00:03:33,588 LIKE $15,000, YOU KNOW, TO DO IT RIGHT. 96 00:03:33,627 --> 00:03:35,457 WE'RE SERIOUSLY CASH STRAPPED RIGHT NOW. 97 00:03:35,491 --> 00:03:37,151 - THAT'S THE TIME WHEN YOU GO BALLS OUT, SON. 98 00:03:37,182 --> 00:03:38,702 - IT'S THROWING GOOD MONEY AFTER BAD. 99 00:03:38,735 --> 00:03:40,285 THERE'S NO POINT IN SPENDING MONEY 100 00:03:40,323 --> 00:03:41,773 DEVELOPING A SHOE THAT NOBODY WANTS, YOU KNOW? 101 00:03:41,807 --> 00:03:43,907 I MAY AS WELL JUST FLUSH THE MONEY DOWN THE TOILET. 102 00:03:43,947 --> 00:03:46,257 - WHAT'S THE ALTERNATIVE? DON'T DO ANYTHING? 103 00:03:46,295 --> 00:03:48,875 - 17 ITEMS. - HEY, I'M BUYING THOSE. 104 00:03:48,918 --> 00:03:51,228 - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 105 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:52,955 - 17 ITEMS. - GIMME A BREAK, WILL YA, KID? 106 00:03:52,991 --> 00:03:54,721 - THAT'S SEVEN ITEMS TOO MANY. - I'M BUYING THOSE! 107 00:03:54,751 --> 00:03:56,441 - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. MAX. MAX. 108 00:03:56,477 --> 00:03:58,097 IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 109 00:03:58,134 --> 00:04:00,344 - THAT'S 17 ITEMS. - MAX, MAX-- 110 00:04:00,378 --> 00:04:01,618 - I'M IN A HURRY. WILL YOU LEAVE IT-- 111 00:04:01,655 --> 00:04:03,135 LEAVE IT ALONE? - IT'S MORE ITEMS 112 00:04:03,173 --> 00:04:04,873 THAN HE'S ALLOWED TO HAVE, DAD! - HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 113 00:04:04,899 --> 00:04:06,519 - HE HAS MORE ITEMS. DAD! 114 00:04:06,556 --> 00:04:08,726 HE HAS 17 ITEMS. HAVE YOU SEEN THAT? 115 00:04:08,765 --> 00:04:10,145 - YOU KNOW WHAT, MAX? THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE 116 00:04:10,180 --> 00:04:11,180 THAT THINK THE RULES DON'T APPLY TO THEM. 117 00:04:11,216 --> 00:04:13,736 LET'S JUST LET HIM GO. - THERE'S SOME PEOPLE 118 00:04:13,770 --> 00:04:15,530 THAT SHOULD MIND THEIR OWN DAMN BUSINESS. 119 00:04:15,565 --> 00:04:17,215 - LET'S JUST CHILL OUT. - NO, NO, NO, NO. 120 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,497 WHAT'D YOU SAY? - DAD, DAD. 121 00:04:18,534 --> 00:04:20,984 - NOW HE'S INVOLVED? - YEAH, I AM INVOLVED. 122 00:04:21,019 --> 00:04:22,399 - IT'S OKAY. CAN YOU HELP MAX? 123 00:04:22,434 --> 00:04:23,784 GO GET SOME MORE CHIPS, OKAY? - MORE CHIPS! 124 00:04:23,815 --> 00:04:24,465 - SOME MORE CHIPS AND SOME MORE PRETZELS. 125 00:04:24,505 --> 00:04:27,195 CAN YOU HELP MAX? - YEAH. 126 00:04:27,232 --> 00:04:28,652 - CAN YOU HURRY THIS UP, PLEASE? 127 00:04:28,682 --> 00:04:30,932 JACKASS. [muttering] JACKASS. 128 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:33,580 - EXCUSE ME? 129 00:04:33,618 --> 00:04:35,828 WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? - I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM. 130 00:04:35,861 --> 00:04:37,521 - NO, YOU DO HAVE A PROBLEM. "A", YOU CAN'T READ. 131 00:04:37,553 --> 00:04:39,183 IT'S TEN ITEMS-- - THAT KID OF YOURS 132 00:04:39,209 --> 00:04:40,869 HAS A PROBLEM. - NO, MY SON-- 133 00:04:40,901 --> 00:04:42,771 - YOU SHOULD TRAIN HIM BETTER OR SOMETHING. 134 00:04:42,799 --> 00:04:44,559 - TRAIN HIM BETTER? WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 135 00:04:44,594 --> 00:04:45,664 - LOOK, I FEEL SORRY FOR YOU, OKAY? 136 00:04:45,699 --> 00:04:46,909 - YOU FEEL SORRY FOR ME? WHY? 137 00:04:46,941 --> 00:04:49,701 - YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU'VE GOT A BURDEN, 'CAUSE HE'S A RETARD. 138 00:05:05,684 --> 00:05:08,344 ♪ MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU ALWAYS ♪ 139 00:05:08,377 --> 00:05:11,137 ♪ AND MAY YOUR WISHES ALL COME TRUE ♪ 140 00:05:11,172 --> 00:05:13,282 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS DO FOR OTHERS ♪ 141 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,633 ♪ AND LET OTHERS DO FOR YOU 142 00:05:15,660 --> 00:05:18,560 ♪ MAY YOU BUILD A LADDER TO THE STARS ♪ 143 00:05:18,594 --> 00:05:20,844 ♪ AND CLIMB ON EVERY RUNG 144 00:05:20,872 --> 00:05:22,602 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY 145 00:05:22,632 --> 00:05:25,332 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 146 00:05:25,359 --> 00:05:27,739 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE RIGHTEOUS ♪ 147 00:05:27,775 --> 00:05:30,605 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE TRUE ♪ 148 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:32,750 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS KNOW THE TRUTH ♪ 149 00:05:32,780 --> 00:05:35,230 ♪ AND SEE THE LIGHTS SURROUNDING YOU ♪ 150 00:05:35,265 --> 00:05:37,645 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS BE COURAGEOUS ♪ 151 00:05:37,682 --> 00:05:39,962 ♪ STAND UPRIGHT AND BE STRONG ♪ 152 00:05:39,994 --> 00:05:41,894 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY 153 00:05:41,927 --> 00:05:44,857 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 154 00:05:44,896 --> 00:05:46,996 ♪ MAY YOU STAY 155 00:05:47,036 --> 00:05:49,586 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 156 00:05:52,282 --> 00:05:54,282 - SO I CAN USE REGULAR TACO MEAT? OKAY. 157 00:05:54,319 --> 00:05:57,249 I THINK THEY'LL LIKE IT. YEAH. 158 00:05:57,287 --> 00:05:58,567 THANKS, SUZE. I WILL. 159 00:05:58,599 --> 00:06:01,399 OH. OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOTTA GO. BYE. 160 00:06:01,430 --> 00:06:02,950 - WE GOT AMERICAN BEER. 161 00:06:02,983 --> 00:06:04,433 - OOH. GOOD. YUM. 162 00:06:04,467 --> 00:06:06,397 HOW'D IT GO? 163 00:06:06,435 --> 00:06:08,325 DID YOU GET EVERYTHING ON THE LIST? 164 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,578 - YEAH, I THINK SO. 165 00:06:20,310 --> 00:06:21,660 - IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 166 00:06:21,691 --> 00:06:23,691 - YEAH. 167 00:06:23,728 --> 00:06:24,518 - YEAH? 168 00:06:24,556 --> 00:06:26,486 - UH...YEAH, YEAH. 169 00:06:26,524 --> 00:06:29,184 JUST HAD A PROBLEM WITH MAX AND THE CHIPS. 170 00:06:29,216 --> 00:06:31,006 YOU KNOW, HOW MANY HE GOT. 171 00:06:31,045 --> 00:06:32,045 'SCUSE ME. 172 00:06:34,842 --> 00:06:38,402 - WANT A BEER? - WHAT HAPPENED? 173 00:06:38,432 --> 00:06:39,852 - NOTHIN'. - SOMETHING HAPPENED. 174 00:06:39,882 --> 00:06:41,682 - NOTHING HAPPENED. - DID MAX HAVE A BREAKDOWN? 175 00:06:41,711 --> 00:06:43,201 OH, MY GOD, HE HAD A TANTRUM. - NO. 176 00:06:43,230 --> 00:06:45,680 - I TOLD GABY NOT-- 177 00:06:45,715 --> 00:06:46,845 WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS BUT-- 178 00:06:46,889 --> 00:06:49,649 - KRISTINA, NOTHING HAPPENED. I SAID NOTHING HAPPENED. 179 00:06:49,685 --> 00:06:53,025 - OKAY. DON'T SNAP AT ME. I JUST ASKED. 180 00:06:53,067 --> 00:06:55,727 - I'M GONNA TAKE A SHOWER. 181 00:07:03,388 --> 00:07:07,628 - I JUST MEAN THERE'S SO MUCH THAT'S GOING ON ALL THE TIME. 182 00:07:07,668 --> 00:07:08,598 LIKE EVERY MINUTE I SPEND HERE 183 00:07:08,635 --> 00:07:11,735 IS WORTH MORE THAN ANYTHING I'VE SPENT-- 184 00:07:11,776 --> 00:07:12,736 I DON'T KNOW. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 185 00:07:12,777 --> 00:07:14,917 - YEAH, I MEAN IT'S PRETTY COOL...I GUESS. 186 00:07:14,951 --> 00:07:17,371 - ALL RIGHT, WELL... YOU DON'T NEED TO BE SO MODEST. 187 00:07:17,402 --> 00:07:18,652 - IT'S AMAZING, ACTUALLY. 188 00:07:18,679 --> 00:07:21,299 THE BIG MOVING DAY IS TOMORROW, AND IT'S SOMETHING SPECIAL. 189 00:07:21,337 --> 00:07:22,717 THE LOOK ON THOSE KIDS' FACES 190 00:07:22,752 --> 00:07:24,622 WHEN THEY WALK THROUGH THE DOOR FOR THE FIRST TIME... 191 00:07:24,651 --> 00:07:27,031 PRETTY MUCH THE BEST PART OF THE JOB. 192 00:07:27,067 --> 00:07:28,857 - I BET. - HANDS DOWN. 193 00:07:28,896 --> 00:07:31,306 WELL, YOU KNOW, TOMORROW IF YOU'RE NOT DOING ANYTHING 194 00:07:31,347 --> 00:07:32,897 AFTER SCHOOL, IF YOU'RE NOT BUSY, 195 00:07:32,935 --> 00:07:34,755 YOU SHOULD COME BY. - I WOULD LOVE TO. 196 00:07:34,799 --> 00:07:36,799 I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO. 197 00:07:36,835 --> 00:07:39,795 I JUST, UH...I HAVE TO GO TO A PEP RALLY. 198 00:07:39,838 --> 00:07:41,498 - A PEP RALLY? - YEAH. 199 00:07:41,530 --> 00:07:44,290 I'M THE PRESIDENT OF THE JUNIOR CLASS. 200 00:07:44,325 --> 00:07:46,015 - WOW! - SO I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT. 201 00:07:46,051 --> 00:07:48,641 - WOW. OF COURSE YOU ARE. THE PRESIDENT. 202 00:07:48,675 --> 00:07:50,055 - OH. ALL RIGHT. LET'S NOT...SAY THAT. 203 00:07:50,090 --> 00:07:52,130 IT'S JUST--I DON'T KNOW. WE'RE, UM... 204 00:07:52,161 --> 00:07:55,721 WE'RE RENAMING THE SCHOOL MASCOTS FROM THE ROUGH RIDERS 205 00:07:55,751 --> 00:07:58,961 'CAUSE IT'S ARCHAIC, AND THAT'S IT. 206 00:07:58,995 --> 00:08:00,685 - OKAY. 207 00:08:00,721 --> 00:08:04,831 THAT'S TOO BAD. I WOULD LOVE FOR YOU TO SEE IT. 208 00:08:04,863 --> 00:08:06,763 - ME TOO. 209 00:08:06,796 --> 00:08:08,896 - CAN YOU JUST TAKE THAT BOX UP BEFORE YOU LEAVE? 210 00:08:08,936 --> 00:08:10,966 - OKAY. 211 00:08:12,768 --> 00:08:15,078 IS THIS ONE KITCHEN...TOO? 212 00:08:20,845 --> 00:08:22,045 - HEY, BUDDY, WE'RE GETTIN' CLOSE. 213 00:08:22,087 --> 00:08:25,127 - I'M GONNA GET THE LIQUIDS, DADDY. 214 00:08:25,159 --> 00:08:27,199 - YOU'RE GONNA GET THE LIQUIDS? - YEP. 215 00:08:27,230 --> 00:08:29,820 - WILL YOU GET ME ONE OF THE ORANGE LIQUIDS? 216 00:08:29,854 --> 00:08:31,444 OH, YES. I CAN'T REMEMBER. 217 00:08:31,476 --> 00:08:33,786 DO YOU LIKE YOUR DOGS BURNT, VERY BURNT, 218 00:08:33,823 --> 00:08:35,893 OR COMPLETELY BLACK? 219 00:08:35,929 --> 00:08:37,099 - BURNT. 220 00:08:37,137 --> 00:08:40,067 - BURNT. OKAY. WELL, THEN WE ARE READY TO EAT NOW. 221 00:08:40,105 --> 00:08:41,515 OKAY. 222 00:08:41,555 --> 00:08:43,175 OHH... 223 00:08:43,212 --> 00:08:45,352 ONE PLAIN HOT DOG. 224 00:08:45,386 --> 00:08:47,216 CHEERS. - CHEERS. 225 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:48,980 [both giggle] 226 00:08:53,049 --> 00:08:55,849 - WELL... THIS MIGHT BE OUR LAST TIME 227 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:57,540 EATIN' HOT DOGS ON THE BACK OF THE FRIGATE. 228 00:08:57,571 --> 00:08:59,781 - WHY? 229 00:08:59,815 --> 00:09:01,815 - WELL, BECAUSE WE'RE GETTING THAT GREAT NEW APARTMENT, 230 00:09:01,851 --> 00:09:04,721 AND WE'RE PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO SELL THE BOAT. 231 00:09:04,751 --> 00:09:06,931 - [sadly] MM... - YEAH. 232 00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:10,580 I FEEL THE SAME WAY. - CAN WE KEEP THE BOAT TOO? 233 00:09:10,619 --> 00:09:13,999 - WELL...IT'D BE KIND OF EXCESSIVE, I THINK. 234 00:09:14,036 --> 00:09:15,656 - WHY? 235 00:09:15,693 --> 00:09:17,633 - WELL... 236 00:09:17,660 --> 00:09:20,800 YOU KNOW, WE HAVE TO PAY FOR THE NEW PLACE. 237 00:09:20,836 --> 00:09:24,526 AND...YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING. 238 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,194 - BUT YOU'RE A BOAT GUY. 239 00:09:28,809 --> 00:09:30,879 - YOU THINK I'M A BOAT GUY? 240 00:09:32,813 --> 00:09:35,753 - EVER SINCE I MET YOU, YOU LIVED HERE. 241 00:09:35,782 --> 00:09:38,682 THIS IS YOUR BOAT. 242 00:09:38,716 --> 00:09:42,056 YOU'RE A BOAT GUY, AND THIS IS A HOUSEBOAT. 243 00:09:42,098 --> 00:09:43,378 SEE? - [laughs] 244 00:09:43,410 --> 00:09:45,720 THAT'S PRETTY GOOD LOGIC. 245 00:09:45,757 --> 00:09:47,757 - THIS BOAT IS YOU. 246 00:09:54,663 --> 00:09:57,183 [staccato beeps] 247 00:09:57,217 --> 00:09:58,597 [beep beep] 248 00:09:58,632 --> 00:10:00,152 [beep] 249 00:10:00,185 --> 00:10:02,045 - HEY. - HEY. SORRY. 250 00:10:02,084 --> 00:10:04,194 - GREAT IDEA. AHEAD OF ITS TIME. 251 00:10:04,224 --> 00:10:06,714 - OH, NO, THAT'S OKAY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHEER ME UP. 252 00:10:06,744 --> 00:10:09,854 - LISTEN, YOU, ADAM, AND I HAVE TO QUIETLY SLIP AWAY 253 00:10:09,885 --> 00:10:11,885 FOR THE AFTERNOON. - WHAT FOR? 254 00:10:11,921 --> 00:10:14,481 - BECAUSE WE HAVE A TRADITION HERE EVERY TIME WE TEST A SHOE. 255 00:10:14,510 --> 00:10:16,820 I RENT A LIMO FULLY STOCKED, AND IF THE SHOE TESTS WELL, 256 00:10:16,857 --> 00:10:18,857 WE GO OUT AND CELEBRATE. 257 00:10:18,894 --> 00:10:20,344 AND IF THE SHOES FAILS, THEN WE GO OUT 258 00:10:20,378 --> 00:10:22,828 AND DRINK OURSELVES INTO A BUSINESSY STUPOR. 259 00:10:22,863 --> 00:10:25,043 LET'S GO. - MY BROTHER ADAM DOES THAT? 260 00:10:25,072 --> 00:10:26,802 - EVERY TIME. AND SINCE THE CLICKER SHOE 261 00:10:26,833 --> 00:10:27,903 WAS YOUR BRAINCHILD, 262 00:10:27,937 --> 00:10:30,627 THIS YEAR YOU WILL COME WITH. COME ON, LET'S GO. 263 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:31,774 - NOW? - YEAH. 264 00:10:31,803 --> 00:10:33,913 - IT'S LIKE 3:30. 265 00:10:35,876 --> 00:10:38,396 - I'M THE BOSS. LET'S GO. - ALL RIGHT. 266 00:10:38,430 --> 00:10:42,430 - YEAH, WELL, DON'T BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT JUST YET. 267 00:10:42,469 --> 00:10:44,539 UH, HANG ON A SECOND, TERRY. 268 00:10:44,574 --> 00:10:45,964 - TERRY FROM MANUFACTURING? - YEP. 269 00:10:45,990 --> 00:10:47,790 - TELL HIM YOU GOTTA GO. 270 00:10:47,819 --> 00:10:49,129 PUT ON YOUR DRINKING SHOES, BABE. 271 00:10:49,165 --> 00:10:51,125 - UH, NOT THIS TIME, GORDON. - AW... 272 00:10:51,167 --> 00:10:53,447 - TERRY, I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK. 273 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:55,000 - BRAVERMAN, PLEASE. COME ON. 274 00:10:55,033 --> 00:10:57,213 - YEAH, COME ON, BRAVERMAN. - LOOK, GUYS, SERIOUSLY, 275 00:10:57,242 --> 00:10:59,182 I JUST WANNA STAY HERE AND MOURN IN MY OWN... 276 00:10:59,210 --> 00:11:00,970 SWAMPED-WITH-WORK KIND OF WAY. 277 00:11:01,005 --> 00:11:02,895 - IT'S TRADITION! - I KNOW IT'S A TRADITION. 278 00:11:02,938 --> 00:11:04,628 I'VE BEEN A PART OF THE TRADITION. 279 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,984 BUT THIS YEAR I WANNA STAY HERE AND GET SOME THINGS DONE. 280 00:11:07,011 --> 00:11:08,911 - REALLY? - YEAH, I'VE GOT WORK TO DO. 281 00:11:08,944 --> 00:11:09,914 I WANNA GET IT DONE. - YOU SURE? 282 00:11:09,945 --> 00:11:11,355 - YEP. - HE'S GONNA STAY HERE. 283 00:11:11,394 --> 00:11:12,954 - YEP. - OKAY. 284 00:11:12,982 --> 00:11:13,982 - OKAY. 285 00:11:14,018 --> 00:11:15,638 - SUIT YOURSELF. - ALL RIGHT. 286 00:11:15,675 --> 00:11:17,325 - OKAY. BUT I'M GONNA... YOU KNOW. 287 00:11:17,366 --> 00:11:18,886 YOU KNOW, RIGHT? 288 00:11:18,919 --> 00:11:20,819 - YEAH, HAVE FUN. GO FOR IT. 289 00:11:20,852 --> 00:11:22,582 - YOU HAVE FUN. - YEAH, YOU TOO. 290 00:11:22,612 --> 00:11:25,202 HAVE FUN. HAVE FUN CELEBRATING. 291 00:11:25,236 --> 00:11:28,236 [crowd noise, cheering] 292 00:11:31,414 --> 00:11:32,694 - EXCUSE ME, MR. PRESIDENT, 293 00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:34,686 I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS FOR YOU. 294 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,898 LIKE WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? 295 00:11:36,937 --> 00:11:38,657 - UM...I'M LEAVING. 296 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:40,558 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU'RE DITCHING? 297 00:11:40,596 --> 00:11:43,596 - ALL RIGHT, WELL... YEAH. I AM. 298 00:11:43,633 --> 00:11:44,883 - YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME IN THERE. 299 00:11:44,911 --> 00:11:46,151 THIS IS YOUR BIG DEAL. I'M IN THERE FOR YOU. 300 00:11:46,188 --> 00:11:47,948 - THEN DON'T STAY. IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 301 00:11:47,983 --> 00:11:49,193 - WAIT A SECOND. - WHAT? 302 00:11:49,225 --> 00:11:50,845 - WELL, THEN, I'M GONNA COME WITH YOU. 303 00:11:50,882 --> 00:11:52,232 - UH, WELL, NO. I MEAN... 304 00:11:52,263 --> 00:11:53,893 I'M GONNA HELP A HOMELESS FAMILY MOVE, 305 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:55,850 IF YOU WANNA DO THAT, SO... 306 00:11:55,887 --> 00:11:57,157 - THAT DOESN'T SOUND FUN. - RIGHT. 307 00:11:57,199 --> 00:11:59,269 OKAY, WELL, SEE YOU. - BUT WAIT. 308 00:11:59,304 --> 00:12:00,934 YOU COULD JUST LIKE LEAVE ME AT A COFFEE SHOP, 309 00:12:00,961 --> 00:12:02,171 AND THEN WE COULD MEET UP. 310 00:12:02,204 --> 00:12:05,524 - AMBER, UH...I MIGHT BE GETTING LIKE A DIFFERENT WAY HOME. 311 00:12:05,552 --> 00:12:07,902 - WHAT? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. 312 00:12:07,934 --> 00:12:09,804 - UH... - WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO STRANGE? 313 00:12:09,832 --> 00:12:11,492 - NO, I'M NOT ACTING STRANGE, I JUST-- 314 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:14,043 - YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ONE OF THE HOMELESS GUYS? 315 00:12:14,078 --> 00:12:15,218 - NO. 316 00:12:15,251 --> 00:12:17,251 - OH... - NO! 317 00:12:17,288 --> 00:12:18,948 - YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON A HOMELESS GUY! 318 00:12:18,979 --> 00:12:19,879 - I'M LEAVING. - OKAY. 319 00:12:19,911 --> 00:12:22,091 CAN'T WAIT TELL THE FAMILY ABOUT THIS. 320 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,920 BE SAFE. YOU LOOK GOOD. 321 00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:25,780 AND CLEAN. HE'S GONNA LIKE THAT. 322 00:12:28,989 --> 00:12:30,159 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 323 00:12:30,197 --> 00:12:32,477 - YOU DESERVE IT, BRO. - APPRECIATE IT. 324 00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:35,650 - NO PROBLEM, MAN. 325 00:12:35,685 --> 00:12:37,615 - YOU ARE SUCH A BLESSING. 326 00:12:37,653 --> 00:12:38,903 - OH, THANK YOU. - THANK YOU. 327 00:12:38,930 --> 00:12:40,970 - ENJOY IT. 328 00:12:43,417 --> 00:12:45,247 - WHAT'S UP? - HEY. 329 00:12:45,281 --> 00:12:46,801 - WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PEP RALLY? 330 00:12:46,835 --> 00:12:49,415 - WHA--UH...I DON'T KNOW. IT GOT POSTPONED. 331 00:12:49,458 --> 00:12:51,078 - GREAT. - YEAH, GREAT. SURE. 332 00:12:51,115 --> 00:12:52,075 AM I LIKE INTERRUPTING? - NO. 333 00:12:52,116 --> 00:12:53,216 - YOU GUYS GONNA HAVE DINNER OR SOMETHING? 334 00:12:53,255 --> 00:12:55,525 - NO, NOT AT ALL--WE'RE JUST FINISHING MOVING 'EM IN. 335 00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:58,017 - ALEX! - HEY, WHAT'S UP, JOSE? 336 00:12:58,053 --> 00:12:59,263 HOW YOU DOING, BROTHER? 337 00:12:59,295 --> 00:13:01,325 GETTING BIG ON ME. - ALEX, WE MADE YOU THIS. 338 00:13:01,366 --> 00:13:04,916 - REALLY? IT'S A LANYARD. IT'S FOR MY KEYS, RIGHT? 339 00:13:04,956 --> 00:13:07,266 AW. PURPLE'S MY FAVORITE COLOR. I'M GONNA PUT IT ON. 340 00:13:07,303 --> 00:13:09,103 - IT'S NICE, ISN'T IT? - IT IS, IT IS. 341 00:13:09,133 --> 00:13:11,513 THANK YOU, GUYS. MWAH! 342 00:13:11,549 --> 00:13:12,999 GO PLAY. GO AHEAD, ENJOY. 343 00:13:13,033 --> 00:13:16,243 THOSE GUYS ARE AWESOME. 344 00:13:16,278 --> 00:13:18,178 - YEAH, COOL. - WELL, SO SINCE YOU'RE HERE 345 00:13:18,211 --> 00:13:20,801 AND WE'RE NOT FINISHED WORKING YET, 346 00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,324 YOU MIND IF... 347 00:13:22,353 --> 00:13:23,943 - WHAT ARE WE DOING? 348 00:13:23,975 --> 00:13:26,835 - OH, I WAS JUST-- I FIGURED YOU'D WANNA HELP. 349 00:13:26,875 --> 00:13:29,325 - RIGHT. OBVIOUSLY. - MM-HMM. 350 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:32,600 - RIGHT. OBVIOUSLY, THAT'S WHY I CAME. OKAY. 351 00:13:32,639 --> 00:13:36,609 - WELL, I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE ADAM 352 00:13:36,643 --> 00:13:37,823 REACTING THAT WAY. 353 00:13:37,851 --> 00:13:38,991 - I MEAN, I JUST KEPT GOING ON AND ON 354 00:13:39,025 --> 00:13:41,095 ABOUT THAT CLICKER SHOE THING, YOU KNOW? 355 00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:42,820 I DON'T KNOW-- MAYBE IT UPSET HIM. 356 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,716 - OH, NO. IT'D TAKE A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN THAT 357 00:13:44,754 --> 00:13:46,454 TO MAKE ADAM PUNCH SOMEONE. 358 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:49,350 ADAM DOESN'T PUNCH PEOPLE. 359 00:13:49,380 --> 00:13:52,000 YOU PUNCH PEOPLE. 360 00:13:52,038 --> 00:13:55,108 - YOU KNOW... 361 00:13:55,144 --> 00:13:57,394 HE'S A UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE AT WORK. 362 00:13:57,422 --> 00:13:58,802 HE'S... 363 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:02,188 HE'S GOT MAX TO DEAL WITH, YOU KNOW. 364 00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:04,120 - YEAH, WELL, THEN YOU NEED TO TALK TO HIM. 365 00:14:04,153 --> 00:14:08,233 - TRIED TALKING TO HIM. HE DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 366 00:14:08,261 --> 00:14:10,641 DIDN'T WANT TO HEAR WHAT I HAD TO SAY. 367 00:14:10,677 --> 00:14:13,017 - WELL...TRY AGAIN. 368 00:14:20,445 --> 00:14:21,895 - WHAT'S UP, CHAMP? 369 00:14:21,930 --> 00:14:23,830 - OH. HELLO. - YOU TIRED? 370 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:26,113 - UM...[laughs] NO. 371 00:14:26,141 --> 00:14:27,941 - YOU SURE? - YEAH. 372 00:14:27,970 --> 00:14:29,560 - I SAW YOU TRYING TO MOVE THAT COUCH BY YOURSELF. 373 00:14:29,592 --> 00:14:32,082 - ALL RIGHT, WELL... PLEASE DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME. 374 00:14:32,112 --> 00:14:34,912 - [chuckling] - NO, I WAS JUST THINKING 375 00:14:34,943 --> 00:14:36,913 THIS DAY HAS BEEN... 376 00:14:36,945 --> 00:14:38,705 REALLY, REALLY GREAT. 377 00:14:38,739 --> 00:14:42,049 - REALLY? - LIKE...THIS IS THE DAY 378 00:14:42,088 --> 00:14:45,088 THAT THIS FAMILY'S LIFE CHANGED, RIGHT? 379 00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:48,265 I JUST FEEL LIKE IT MEANT SOMETHING. 380 00:14:48,301 --> 00:14:52,891 AND I DON'T WANT TO SPEND LIKE...ANY MORE TIME 381 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:55,136 WORRYING ABOUT THINGS THAT DON'T MATTER. 382 00:14:55,170 --> 00:14:58,860 LIKE SCHOOL STUFF. LIKE DANCES AND GRADES. 383 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,208 IT'S MEANINGLESS. - WHAT YOU'RE DOING 384 00:15:00,244 --> 00:15:02,214 IS NOT MEANINGLESS. - NO, I KNOW. 385 00:15:02,246 --> 00:15:03,936 I KNOW THAT, OBVIOUSLY-- 386 00:15:03,972 --> 00:15:05,492 - LISTEN, YOU HAVE A BRIGHT FUTURE. 387 00:15:05,525 --> 00:15:07,075 YOU'RE GONNA BE SOMEBODY'S BOSS ONE DAY. 388 00:15:07,113 --> 00:15:08,913 STUDENT GOVERNMENT? - RIGHT. 389 00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:11,012 - COME ON. - OH. YEAH. OF COURSE. 390 00:15:11,048 --> 00:15:13,808 - I'M PRETTY SURE THAT YOU GOT STRAIGHT As IN SCHOOL. 391 00:15:13,843 --> 00:15:16,783 - YEAH. WOW, GREAT. SUPER-PREDICTABLE. 392 00:15:16,812 --> 00:15:18,192 STRAIGHT As. 393 00:15:18,227 --> 00:15:21,437 GOT A "B" IN MY SIXTH GRADE MATH AND SCIENCE CLASS. 394 00:15:21,472 --> 00:15:23,852 - OOH! YOU JUST DANGEROUS, HUH? LIVING LIFE ON THE EDGE! 395 00:15:23,888 --> 00:15:25,818 - WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU THINGS 396 00:15:25,855 --> 00:15:27,995 SO YOU CAN LIKE MAKE FUN OF ME? 397 00:15:28,030 --> 00:15:29,200 IT'S NOT FAIR! - NO, BECAUSE YOU REMEMBERED 398 00:15:29,238 --> 00:15:31,168 THE FIRST TIME THAT YOU GOT A "B"--YOUR ONE AND ONLY. 399 00:15:31,206 --> 00:15:33,276 - I KNOW! THAT'S WHAT I MEAN. 400 00:15:33,311 --> 00:15:35,801 WHY? 401 00:15:35,831 --> 00:15:37,801 - ALL RIGHT, WELL... 402 00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:40,493 I WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS, ALL RIGHT? 403 00:15:40,525 --> 00:15:42,595 AND REMEMBER TODAY... 404 00:15:42,631 --> 00:15:44,941 BECAUSE TODAY MATTERS. 405 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:46,808 IT DOES. - I KNOW. 406 00:15:46,842 --> 00:15:48,122 - YOU DID A LOTTA GOOD WORK. - I KNOW. 407 00:15:48,154 --> 00:15:50,404 - YOU HELPED OUT. - I KNOW. 408 00:15:50,432 --> 00:15:52,302 - YOU MOVED COUCHES. - I KNOW. 409 00:15:52,330 --> 00:15:55,370 I JUST MEAN YOU PUT A LANYARD AROUND MY NECK. 410 00:16:19,806 --> 00:16:21,596 - THAT'S NOT A GOOD IDEA. 411 00:16:24,259 --> 00:16:25,159 - 'KAY. 412 00:16:25,191 --> 00:16:26,301 - DON'T-- I DON'T WANT YOU-- 413 00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:28,020 - NO, NO, NO, IT'S OKAY. 414 00:16:28,056 --> 00:16:31,156 UM...I'M... 415 00:16:44,106 --> 00:16:45,276 - I'M SURE SHE'S FINE, ALL RIGHT? 416 00:16:45,314 --> 00:16:46,524 - HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? - I DON'T KNOW THAT. 417 00:16:46,557 --> 00:16:49,387 I ASSUME IT'S JUST--LOOK, SHE'S HERE RIGHT NOW. HADDIE. 418 00:16:49,422 --> 00:16:51,222 HEY, HADDIE. - HADDIE? 419 00:16:51,251 --> 00:16:53,181 - YOUR MOTHER'S BEEN WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU. 420 00:16:53,219 --> 00:16:54,769 - THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? 421 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:56,946 - I'M SORRY. I APOLOGIZE. 422 00:16:56,981 --> 00:16:58,361 - YOU'RE SORRY. HADDIE. - WHAT? 423 00:16:58,396 --> 00:17:00,116 - I'VE CALLED YOU THREE TIMES. WHERE WERE YOU? 424 00:17:00,157 --> 00:17:02,367 - I WAS HELPING THE RODRIGUEZ FAMILY MOVE. 425 00:17:02,400 --> 00:17:03,680 - I DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE. 426 00:17:03,712 --> 00:17:06,062 - THEY'RE THE HOMELESS FAMILY THAT GRANDMA INTRODUCED ME TO. 427 00:17:06,094 --> 00:17:07,514 - YOU HELPED THEM MOVE INTO A NEW HOME? 428 00:17:07,543 --> 00:17:08,683 - YEAH, I DID. - THAT'S GREAT. 429 00:17:08,717 --> 00:17:11,267 - THANK YOU. 430 00:17:11,306 --> 00:17:12,886 - I DON'T CARE WHERE YOU WERE. 431 00:17:12,928 --> 00:17:14,858 YOU NEED TO CALL ME AND TELL ME, OKAY? 432 00:17:14,895 --> 00:17:17,275 I WAS WORRIED SICK. 433 00:17:17,312 --> 00:17:20,072 - OKAY. YOU'RE RIGHT. 434 00:17:20,108 --> 00:17:21,868 YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. - YEAH, LOOK, HADDIE. 435 00:17:21,902 --> 00:17:23,392 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL, YOU KNOW. 436 00:17:23,421 --> 00:17:25,291 JUST... JUST GIVE HER A CALL. 437 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:26,600 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT. 438 00:17:26,631 --> 00:17:28,251 - I'LL SEE YOU LATER, HON. - YOU'RE GONNA-- 439 00:17:28,288 --> 00:17:30,568 - I GOTTA GO TO CROSBY'S BOAT THING. 440 00:17:32,810 --> 00:17:36,230 - THE LAST TIME I WAS IN A LIMO WAS 11TH GRADE 441 00:17:36,262 --> 00:17:38,892 WHEN DANNY ZELKIND HAD SAVED UP 442 00:17:38,919 --> 00:17:41,089 HIS GROCERY DELIVERY MONEY FOR A YEAR 443 00:17:41,129 --> 00:17:43,199 TO GET A LIMO TO TAKE ME TO JUNIOR PROM. 444 00:17:43,234 --> 00:17:44,964 AND WE NEVER EVEN WENT TO THE DANCE. 445 00:17:44,994 --> 00:17:48,414 WE JUST DROVE AND DROVE. WE DROVE ALL THE WAY TO NAPA. 446 00:17:48,446 --> 00:17:51,786 WE OPENED UP THE ROOF, AND WE LOOKED AT THE STARS. 447 00:17:51,829 --> 00:17:53,279 - THAT'S IT? - THAT'S IT. 448 00:17:53,313 --> 00:17:55,833 - HOW FAR DID HE GET? - WHAT? 449 00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:58,247 - WELL, YOU KNOW, IT WAS PROM NIGHT, AFTER ALL. 450 00:17:58,284 --> 00:18:00,464 - HE GOT TO SECOND BASE, AS I REMEMBER. 451 00:18:00,493 --> 00:18:02,293 - THE GUY DELIVERED GROCERIES FOR A YEAR 452 00:18:02,322 --> 00:18:04,462 AND RENTED A LIMO FOR YOU, AND ALL HE GOT WAS SECOND BASE? 453 00:18:04,497 --> 00:18:06,597 I MEAN, WH... - UM, HELLO. 454 00:18:06,637 --> 00:18:10,087 HE GOT TO SECOND BASE WITH...YOU KNOW. 455 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,513 [laughs] YOU KNOW... - SARAH BRAVERMAN. 456 00:18:12,539 --> 00:18:13,989 - I MEAN, COME ON. [laughs] 457 00:18:14,023 --> 00:18:16,753 OH, GOD. - SERIOUSLY. 458 00:18:21,928 --> 00:18:24,448 - LISTEN, SARAH... 459 00:18:24,482 --> 00:18:27,552 THERE'S SOMETHING I WANNA SHOW YOU. 460 00:18:31,075 --> 00:18:33,075 - THE RETRACTABLE GOLF SHOE? 461 00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,352 - THAT'S RIGHT. SPIKES RETRACT 462 00:18:34,389 --> 00:18:35,669 SO YOU CAN FINISH A ROUND OF GOLF, 463 00:18:35,700 --> 00:18:37,360 AND THEY CONVERT RIGHT INTO A WALKING SHOE. 464 00:18:37,392 --> 00:18:39,332 THERE'S THE FLIPPEROO. 465 00:18:39,359 --> 00:18:42,159 IT'S A WALKING SHOE THAT CONVERTS TO A FLIP-FLOP. 466 00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:45,260 - DID ANY OF THESE GET MADE? - NOT EXACTLY. 467 00:18:45,296 --> 00:18:47,916 - I KNOW WHY YOU'RE SHOWING ME THIS. 468 00:18:47,954 --> 00:18:48,854 - WHY IS THAT? 469 00:18:48,886 --> 00:18:50,406 - YOU'RE SHOWING ME ALL YOUR FAILURES 470 00:18:50,439 --> 00:18:53,129 SO THAT I DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT MINE. 471 00:18:54,995 --> 00:18:57,165 YOU'RE VERY SWEET. 472 00:19:04,902 --> 00:19:07,182 - SARAH... 473 00:19:09,009 --> 00:19:11,699 WHAT ARE WE DOING? 474 00:19:13,186 --> 00:19:15,596 - I DON'T KNOW. 475 00:19:15,637 --> 00:19:18,397 - WHAT WOULD DANNY ZELKIND DO? 476 00:19:22,091 --> 00:19:24,721 HMM? 477 00:19:27,235 --> 00:19:30,195 - ♪ IS THIS LOVE, IS THIS LOVE ♪ 478 00:19:30,238 --> 00:19:34,208 ♪ IS THIS LOVE, IS THIS LOVE ♪ 479 00:19:34,242 --> 00:19:36,142 ♪ THAT I'M FEELING? 480 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,685 - ♪ THAT I'M FEELING, YEAH ♪ 481 00:19:38,729 --> 00:19:41,629 - ♪ IS THIS LOVE, IS THIS LOVE ♪ 482 00:19:41,663 --> 00:19:46,013 ♪ IS THIS LOVE, IS THIS LOVE ♪ 483 00:19:46,046 --> 00:19:48,736 ♪ THAT I'M FEELING? 484 00:19:48,773 --> 00:19:50,333 ♪ OOH 485 00:19:50,361 --> 00:19:53,301 ♪ IS THIS LOVE, LOVE? 486 00:19:56,609 --> 00:19:59,089 - SYDNEY, COME HELP ME WITH MY DRUM SET. 487 00:19:59,128 --> 00:20:00,678 - OH, BOY. 488 00:20:00,716 --> 00:20:03,476 - YOU JUST POP IT RIGHT ON TOP. 489 00:20:03,512 --> 00:20:05,862 - DAMN, JOEL, YOU'RE GOOD! - IT'S PRETTY ADVANCED. 490 00:20:05,894 --> 00:20:08,624 - [giggles] - HEY, JASMINE, I'D BE REMISS 491 00:20:08,655 --> 00:20:11,175 IN MY DUTY AS THE LAST TO MARRY A BRAVERMAN 492 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,250 IF I DIDN'T TELL YOU SOMETHING. - WHAT? 493 00:20:13,281 --> 00:20:15,251 - IT'S NOT TOO LATE. - HMM? 494 00:20:15,283 --> 00:20:17,293 - YOU CAN STILL SAVE YOURSELF. - HA HA HA! 495 00:20:17,319 --> 00:20:18,529 - YOU THINK YOU'RE MARRYING ONE, 496 00:20:18,562 --> 00:20:20,562 BUT YOU'RE ACTUALLY MARRYING THE WHOLE GANG. 497 00:20:20,598 --> 00:20:22,288 - YEAH. I KINDA SENSE THAT. - YEAH. 498 00:20:22,324 --> 00:20:25,054 AND THEY'RE ALL CRAZY. - SO WHAT DO YOU DO? 499 00:20:25,085 --> 00:20:27,015 - NO, THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO. 500 00:20:27,053 --> 00:20:28,613 IT'S INFECTIOUS. BRAVERMANTITUS. 501 00:20:28,641 --> 00:20:30,751 IT SLOWLY EATS AWAY AT YOUR BRAIN 502 00:20:30,781 --> 00:20:33,271 UNTIL YOU BECOME EXACTLY LIKE THEM. 503 00:20:33,301 --> 00:20:35,441 - WHAT? WHITE? - WHITE. 504 00:20:35,475 --> 00:20:37,575 - IT'S THAT STRONG? - IT'S THAT STRONG. 505 00:20:40,722 --> 00:20:42,312 - SO JASMINE 506 00:20:42,344 --> 00:20:44,144 THINKS I SHOULD SELL THE BOAT. 507 00:20:44,173 --> 00:20:46,213 - WHY WOULDN'T YOU SELL THE BOAT? 508 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,555 - WELL, FOR ONE, I HAVE A HISTORY 509 00:20:47,591 --> 00:20:49,561 OF SELLING THINGS AND THEN REGRETTING IT, 510 00:20:49,593 --> 00:20:50,663 LIKE MY '68 TELECASTER? 511 00:20:50,697 --> 00:20:53,457 I SOLD IT, AND A YEAR LATER, IT TRIPLED IN VALUE. 512 00:20:53,493 --> 00:20:55,223 - WELL, THE BOAT'S NOT GONNA TRIPLE IN VALUE. 513 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,634 THE BOAT'S GONNA SINK. - YEP. 514 00:20:56,669 --> 00:20:58,599 WELL, IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT THE MONEY, YOU KNOW. 515 00:20:58,636 --> 00:21:02,606 I HAD SOME OF MY SEMINAL MOMENTS ON THAT BOAT. 516 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,640 - YOU TALKING ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE NOW? 517 00:21:04,677 --> 00:21:06,507 - NO, NOT JUST THAT, YOU KNOW. 518 00:21:06,541 --> 00:21:07,891 I CAME OF AGE ON THERE. 519 00:21:07,921 --> 00:21:09,991 I'VE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THAT BOAT 520 00:21:10,027 --> 00:21:13,997 FOR A LONG TIME. 521 00:21:14,031 --> 00:21:16,651 AND JABBAR LIKES IT. 522 00:21:16,689 --> 00:21:18,349 - JABBAR'S SIX. 523 00:21:19,347 --> 00:21:21,657 - WELL, THE BOAT'S PART OF ME. 524 00:21:21,694 --> 00:21:24,324 I'M A BOAT GUY. 525 00:21:26,871 --> 00:21:29,291 AND HE AGREES. - OKAY. 526 00:21:31,773 --> 00:21:34,433 CROS. 527 00:21:34,465 --> 00:21:36,045 SELL THE BOAT. 528 00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:37,677 YOU'RE A GROWNUP. 529 00:21:47,444 --> 00:21:49,144 - OKAY, LET'S TAKE A BREAK. - DAD, COME ON. 530 00:21:49,169 --> 00:21:50,719 WE GOT SO MUCH CRAP TO PACK, 531 00:21:50,757 --> 00:21:54,757 I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A BREAK. - I SAID...LET'S TAKE A BREAK. 532 00:21:54,796 --> 00:21:57,586 I WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER NIGHT. 533 00:21:57,626 --> 00:22:01,596 - I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. 534 00:22:01,630 --> 00:22:04,940 - I KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. 535 00:22:04,978 --> 00:22:08,288 I KNOW...IT'S HARD 536 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:12,047 TO TALK ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS. 537 00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:16,846 - WHO ARE YOU? 538 00:22:16,887 --> 00:22:18,477 - I'M NOT SURE. 539 00:22:18,509 --> 00:22:20,649 - DAD, COME ON. THAT GUY WAS A JACKASS, RIGHT? 540 00:22:20,684 --> 00:22:23,204 AND HE SAID THINGS HE SHOULDN'T HAVE AND, YOU KNOW, 541 00:22:23,238 --> 00:22:24,448 PAID THE PRICE. 542 00:22:24,481 --> 00:22:27,731 I THINK ANYBODY WOULD HAVE PUNCHED THAT GUY. 543 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,760 - YEAH. 544 00:22:34,111 --> 00:22:36,911 ADAM. - WHAT? 545 00:22:39,944 --> 00:22:43,714 - EVER SINCE YOU WERE A LITTLE BOY, 546 00:22:43,741 --> 00:22:48,571 YOU'VE ALWAYS MANAGED TO BE IN CONTROL. 547 00:22:50,852 --> 00:22:53,722 IT ASTOUNDED ME. 548 00:22:53,751 --> 00:22:56,061 AND I... 549 00:22:56,098 --> 00:23:00,138 I SO...ADMIRED YOU FOR THAT. 550 00:23:00,171 --> 00:23:03,761 AND I STILL DO. 551 00:23:08,145 --> 00:23:11,795 - I GUESS SOMEBODY HAD TO BE IN CONTROL, RIGHT? 552 00:23:13,668 --> 00:23:15,878 I MEAN, I WAS JUST TRYING TO BALANCE YOU OUT, YOU KNOW, 553 00:23:15,911 --> 00:23:18,601 'CAUSE YOU WERE JUST EXPLOSIVE ALL THE TIME. 554 00:23:18,638 --> 00:23:20,608 YOU'D EVEN YELL AT A STRANGER. 555 00:23:20,640 --> 00:23:23,020 REMEMBER THAT WAITRESS WHO SPILLED THE SOUP IN YOUR LAP? 556 00:23:23,056 --> 00:23:25,606 YOU KNOW, OR WHEN CROSBY BROKE THOSE BLACK CHESS PIECES 557 00:23:25,645 --> 00:23:26,775 MADE OUT OF ONYX, 558 00:23:26,819 --> 00:23:28,749 YOU KNOW, YOU WERE SO ENRAGED ABOUT... 559 00:23:28,786 --> 00:23:30,686 OR WHEN SARAH AND SETH CAME HOME STONED 560 00:23:30,719 --> 00:23:32,719 AT 3:00 A.M. FROM THAT CONCERT. 561 00:23:32,756 --> 00:23:34,376 YOU WENT BERSERK ON THAT GUY. 562 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:36,593 - [laughs] 563 00:23:36,622 --> 00:23:38,562 I WAS JUST TRYING NOT TO BE LIKE YOU, SO... 564 00:23:38,589 --> 00:23:42,109 THE FACT THAT YOU ADMIRE THAT IS PRETTY FUNNY. 565 00:23:45,009 --> 00:23:47,049 BUT NOW I'M THE ANGRY GUY, YOU KNOW? 566 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,530 NOW I'M ANGRY AT EVERYTHING. 567 00:23:48,565 --> 00:23:51,705 I-I'M ANGRY THAT I HAD TO FIRE PEOPLE AT WORK 568 00:23:51,740 --> 00:23:54,610 BECAUSE OF THE ECONOMY, BECAUSE I WORK FOR A JACKASS 569 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,120 WHO'S BEEN PROMISING ME FOR 15 YEARS 570 00:23:56,158 --> 00:23:58,128 THAT HE'S GONNA GIVE ME PART OWNERSHIP OF THE COMPANY, 571 00:23:58,160 --> 00:23:59,580 AND HE NEVER WILL. 572 00:23:59,610 --> 00:24:01,410 I'M PISSED OFF THAT I HAVE TO HOLD SARAH'S HAND, 573 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:05,650 THAT SHE CAN'T GO AND FIND A JOB ON HER OWN. 574 00:24:05,685 --> 00:24:08,375 YOU KNOW, I'M PISSED OFF I CAN'T DO MORE FOR MY SON. 575 00:24:08,412 --> 00:24:09,862 I'M PISSED OFF THAT HE HAS ASPERGER'S. 576 00:24:09,896 --> 00:24:12,376 I'M PISSED OFF THAT YOU ADMIRE ME 577 00:24:12,416 --> 00:24:13,726 FOR BEING IN CONTROL, 578 00:24:13,762 --> 00:24:15,632 BECAUSE I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. 579 00:24:15,661 --> 00:24:18,491 I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT ANY OF IT. 580 00:24:18,526 --> 00:24:20,076 I CAN'T SAVE THOSE PEOPLE'S JOBS, 581 00:24:20,113 --> 00:24:21,633 I CAN'T MAKE MY KID NOT HAVE ASPERGER'S, 582 00:24:21,667 --> 00:24:25,327 I CAN'T KEEP SOME ASSHOLE FROM CALLING HIM A RETARD 583 00:24:25,360 --> 00:24:26,710 IN A SUPERMARKET, 584 00:24:26,741 --> 00:24:30,501 SO WHAT GOOD DOES IT DO ME TO CONTROL MY FEELINGS? 585 00:24:30,538 --> 00:24:33,708 AND HONESTLY, IT FELT GOOD WHEN I HIT THAT GUY. 586 00:24:33,748 --> 00:24:38,028 IT FELT GOOD NOT TO BE IN CONTROL. 587 00:24:42,170 --> 00:24:44,900 I'M JUST ANGRY ALL THE TIME. 588 00:24:44,931 --> 00:24:48,631 AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO ABOUT IT. 589 00:24:48,659 --> 00:24:49,729 YOU KNOW, I CAN'T GO AROUND 590 00:24:49,764 --> 00:24:52,914 PUNCHING PEOPLE IN SUPERMARKETS. 591 00:25:06,194 --> 00:25:08,894 - I GOT YOUR BACK, ADAM. 592 00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:14,933 - THANKS, POP. 593 00:25:17,861 --> 00:25:21,551 I'M GONNA GO PACK SOME STUFF UP. 594 00:25:39,399 --> 00:25:40,879 - OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD. 595 00:25:40,918 --> 00:25:42,918 WE HAVE TO GO. GORDON, GET UP, GET UP. 596 00:25:42,955 --> 00:25:44,745 I'M SORRY, WE HAVE TO GO. WE HAVE TO GO RIGHT NOW. 597 00:25:44,784 --> 00:25:46,894 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHAT TIME IS IT? 598 00:25:46,924 --> 00:25:48,894 - OH, MY GOD, I HAVE TO GET HOME. I DIDN'T EVEN CALL. 599 00:25:48,926 --> 00:25:50,576 THEY'RE GONNA KNOW THAT I DIDN'T COME HOME. 600 00:25:50,618 --> 00:25:52,968 IT'S 4:30! IT'S 4:30! - OKAY. OKAY. 601 00:25:52,999 --> 00:25:54,169 - OH, MY GOD! 602 00:25:59,592 --> 00:26:00,842 - AMBER. 603 00:26:00,869 --> 00:26:02,839 AMBER, WAKE UP. - WHAT? 604 00:26:02,871 --> 00:26:04,151 - SERIOUSLY, GET UP. MOM'S NOT HOME. 605 00:26:04,183 --> 00:26:05,813 - WHAT? - I DON'T KNOW. 606 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,050 MOM'S NOT HOME. - WHAT TIME IS IT? 607 00:26:07,082 --> 00:26:09,462 - EXACTLY. IT'S LIGHT OUTSIDE. 608 00:26:09,498 --> 00:26:11,218 - DID YOU CALL HER? - YES, I CALLED HER. 609 00:26:11,259 --> 00:26:13,989 AND SHE WON'T CALL ME BACK. - YOU CHECKED THE GUEST HOUSE? 610 00:26:14,020 --> 00:26:14,880 - YEAH, I CHECKED THE GUEST HOUSE. 611 00:26:14,918 --> 00:26:16,468 SHE'S NOT THERE. LIKE, SHE'S NOT HERE. 612 00:26:16,505 --> 00:26:17,435 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 613 00:26:17,472 --> 00:26:19,652 I GUESS WE SHOULD WAKE UP NANA AND POP. 614 00:26:19,681 --> 00:26:22,241 - ♪ TROUBLE 615 00:26:22,270 --> 00:26:25,450 ♪ SEEMS TO BE 616 00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,930 ♪ TROUBLE 617 00:26:27,965 --> 00:26:32,555 - YEAH, OKAY. THANKS A LOT. 618 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:33,731 - OKAY. - OKAY. 619 00:26:33,764 --> 00:26:35,874 - THAT WAS FUN. - OKAY. YEAH, ME TOO. 620 00:26:35,904 --> 00:26:36,944 - YEAH. BYE. - BYE. 621 00:26:36,974 --> 00:26:40,124 - ♪ FOLLOW-OW-OWING ME 622 00:26:40,150 --> 00:26:42,150 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. 623 00:26:48,158 --> 00:26:51,678 - ♪ SHOULD I MAKE IT BACK ALIVE ♪ 624 00:26:51,713 --> 00:26:53,753 - OKAY. [sighs] 625 00:26:53,784 --> 00:26:58,934 - ♪ THERE'S NOTHING MORE I'D LIKE TO ERASE ♪ 626 00:26:58,962 --> 00:27:02,762 ♪ AND EVERY TRUCK OR TRACK [tap on door] 627 00:27:02,793 --> 00:27:06,313 ♪ I LAID BEHIND, SOME... ♪ 628 00:27:06,348 --> 00:27:09,248 - OH, YOU'RE UP. HI. 629 00:27:09,282 --> 00:27:10,462 WELL, LUCKY ME. 630 00:27:10,490 --> 00:27:12,530 I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA HAVE TO MAKE MY OWN COFFEE. 631 00:27:12,561 --> 00:27:13,601 GOOD MORNING. 632 00:27:13,632 --> 00:27:15,432 HOW IS EVERYBODY? - HERE SHE IS. 633 00:27:15,461 --> 00:27:17,361 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU TRYING TO FOOL US? 634 00:27:17,394 --> 00:27:20,674 ARE YOU 12 YEARS OLD? - IT'S 6:30 IN THE MORNING. 635 00:27:20,708 --> 00:27:23,398 WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? 636 00:27:23,434 --> 00:27:26,754 - YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS, BUT IT WAS FOR WORK. 637 00:27:26,783 --> 00:27:29,273 - WHAT? - AND THEN IT GOT--IT GOT STUCK. 638 00:27:29,302 --> 00:27:31,242 - NO, IT WASN'T, MOM. - SORRY, HONEY. 639 00:27:31,270 --> 00:27:33,760 I'M REALLY SORRY, I-- 640 00:27:33,790 --> 00:27:35,720 - MOM, SO NEXT TIME YOU'RE GONNA BE AT WORK 641 00:27:35,757 --> 00:27:36,897 UNTIL 6:00 IN THE MORNING, 642 00:27:36,931 --> 00:27:39,731 DO YOU THINK YOU COULD AT LEAST SEND US A TEXT MESSAGE? 643 00:27:39,761 --> 00:27:41,041 - OF COURSE, I KNOW. I JUST--I DIDN'T WANT TO CALL 644 00:27:41,073 --> 00:27:43,423 AND WORRY EVERYBODY AND WAKE YOU UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. 645 00:27:43,454 --> 00:27:44,704 - I'M GETTING READY FOR SCHOOL. 646 00:27:44,732 --> 00:27:46,292 - YOU KNOW, HE CAME IN AND HE WOKE ME UP, 647 00:27:46,319 --> 00:27:47,839 AND HE WAS HYSTERICAL. 648 00:27:47,873 --> 00:27:49,773 - I'M REALLY SORRY. 649 00:27:49,806 --> 00:27:52,946 I-I ABSOLUTELY DID THE WRONG THING. 650 00:27:59,229 --> 00:28:02,749 [whispering] SORRY. 651 00:28:02,784 --> 00:28:05,244 - WELL, YOU'RE HOME NOW, SO... 652 00:28:05,269 --> 00:28:10,929 - ♪ FOLLOWIN' ME 653 00:28:12,414 --> 00:28:14,834 - I CAN'T BELIEVE JOEL DIDN'T BUILD THIS ONE. 654 00:28:14,865 --> 00:28:16,725 - HE DID BUILD ALL THE OTHERS. 655 00:28:16,764 --> 00:28:19,734 - WELL, DON'T DEFEND HIM. 656 00:28:19,767 --> 00:28:22,457 - ARE YOU JEALOUS? - OF JULIA'S WIFE? NO. 657 00:28:22,493 --> 00:28:24,773 I'M NOT TOO JEALOUS. - HEY! 658 00:28:24,806 --> 00:28:26,736 - WHAT? - THAT'S NOT VERY NICE. 659 00:28:26,774 --> 00:28:29,714 - WELL, I'M SORRY, I'M JUST A LITTLE BIT... 660 00:28:29,742 --> 00:28:32,612 FRUSTRATED WITH MY BROTHER AND SISTERS 661 00:28:32,641 --> 00:28:34,641 AND YOU FOR NOT TAKING 662 00:28:34,678 --> 00:28:36,368 THIS SELLING THE BOAT THING SERIOUSLY. 663 00:28:36,404 --> 00:28:38,684 - WELL, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING? 664 00:28:38,717 --> 00:28:39,857 HOW ARE WE NOT TAKING IT SERIOUSLY? 665 00:28:39,890 --> 00:28:41,620 - WELL, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO ACKNOWLEDGE IT, YOU KNOW? 666 00:28:41,650 --> 00:28:42,960 EVERYONE'S JUST TAKING IT FOR GRANTED 667 00:28:42,997 --> 00:28:44,787 THAT I'M GONNA SELL THE BOAT, AND MAYBE I WON'T. 668 00:28:44,826 --> 00:28:46,896 OR MAYBE I WILL. I DON'T KNOW. 669 00:28:46,932 --> 00:28:48,112 BUT IT'S A BIG DEAL. 670 00:28:48,140 --> 00:28:51,280 I WISH EVERYONE WOULD TREAT IT LIKE THAT. 671 00:28:51,315 --> 00:28:53,655 LOOK, SOMEDAY, SOMEHOW, 672 00:28:53,697 --> 00:28:56,667 SOMEBODY IS GONNA HONOR THE BOAT. 673 00:28:56,700 --> 00:29:00,530 AND THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. HONOR THE BOAT. 674 00:29:00,566 --> 00:29:03,086 I NEED A HAMMER. 675 00:29:06,606 --> 00:29:10,506 - LISTEN, UM, THIS TRADITION, YOU KNOW, OF, UM... 676 00:29:10,541 --> 00:29:13,821 THAT GORDON HAS, IT KIND OF TURNED INTO SOMETHING 677 00:29:13,855 --> 00:29:15,715 KIND OF PERSONAL AND-- - YEAH? SOUNDS LIKE YOU WERE 678 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:16,934 OUT KINDA LATE. 679 00:29:16,962 --> 00:29:18,312 - HOW DO YOU KNOW? - 'CAUSE I GOT A CALL 680 00:29:18,342 --> 00:29:19,762 FROM MOM AND DAD. - THEY CALLED YOU? 681 00:29:19,792 --> 00:29:21,862 OH, GOD, THEY DID? WHEN? - THIS MORNING. 682 00:29:21,898 --> 00:29:22,728 THEY WERE LOOKING FOR YOU. 683 00:29:22,761 --> 00:29:24,801 - OKAY, THAT'S A WHOLE OTHER STORY. 684 00:29:24,832 --> 00:29:26,772 LISTEN, IT REALLY DID START OUT AS WORK. 685 00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:28,279 - SARAH, I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 686 00:29:28,318 --> 00:29:29,868 IT'S OVER. WHAT'S DONE IS DONE, OKAY? 687 00:29:29,906 --> 00:29:31,076 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN, WHAT'S DONE IS DONE? 688 00:29:31,114 --> 00:29:32,874 - SARAH, I HAD TO FIRE SEVEN PEOPLE HERE. 689 00:29:32,909 --> 00:29:33,839 - I KNOW! - SO THE FACT THAT YOU 690 00:29:33,875 --> 00:29:35,945 AND GORDON CHOSE TO GO OUT AND GET HAMMERED 691 00:29:35,981 --> 00:29:37,601 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY-- - THAT'S WHY I WISH 692 00:29:37,637 --> 00:29:39,287 THAT MY IDEA HAD WORKED, WHICH I STILL THINK IT COULD-- 693 00:29:39,329 --> 00:29:40,849 - WHOA... - AND I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND-- 694 00:29:40,882 --> 00:29:42,922 - WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE? 695 00:29:42,953 --> 00:29:44,923 - YOU THINK I DON'T CARE ABOUT THOSE PEOPLE'S JOBS? 696 00:29:44,955 --> 00:29:45,915 - WHAT'S THIS? - I DO. HI. 697 00:29:45,956 --> 00:29:47,156 - WHAT'S HAPPENING? - NOTHING. 698 00:29:47,199 --> 00:29:48,409 - NOTHING. - WHAT'S UP? 699 00:29:48,441 --> 00:29:50,001 - NOTHING, MY ASS. YOU GUYS ARE FIGHTING. 700 00:29:50,029 --> 00:29:51,889 - NO. - NO, NO, CARRY ON, I LIKE THIS. 701 00:29:51,928 --> 00:29:53,448 - WHAT'S UP, CROSBY? WHAT DO YOU WANT? 702 00:29:53,481 --> 00:29:55,101 - UM... 703 00:29:55,138 --> 00:29:58,728 I'M SELLING THE HOUSEBOAT. 704 00:29:58,762 --> 00:30:01,492 - OH. - YEAH? 705 00:30:01,523 --> 00:30:04,043 - WELL, I THOUGHT MAYBE WE COULD ALL GET TOGETHER 706 00:30:04,078 --> 00:30:08,598 AND HAVE KIND OF LIKE A FAREWELL TO THE--TO THE BOAT. 707 00:30:08,634 --> 00:30:10,154 - FARE-FAREWELL TO THE BOAT PARTY? 708 00:30:10,187 --> 00:30:11,947 - YEAH, A FAREWELL TO THE BOAT. 709 00:30:11,982 --> 00:30:13,742 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT-- - IT HAPPENS TO BE 710 00:30:13,777 --> 00:30:14,737 WHERE I BECAME AN ADULT. 711 00:30:14,778 --> 00:30:16,748 IT'S THE ONLY PLACE I'VE EVER CALLED HOME, 712 00:30:16,780 --> 00:30:17,750 OTHER THAN MOM AND DAD'S. 713 00:30:17,781 --> 00:30:19,131 - WHEN'S THE FAREWELL PARTY FOR THE BOAT? 714 00:30:19,162 --> 00:30:20,652 - IMMEDIATELY. TONIGHT. - OH, GOD. 715 00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:23,340 - CROSBY, OBVIOUSLY, I NEED MORE NOTICE THAN THE DAY OF. 716 00:30:23,373 --> 00:30:25,343 - I GOT IN TROUBLE LAST NIGHT. I CAN'T. I CAN'T. 717 00:30:25,375 --> 00:30:26,885 - WHAT ARE YOU TALK-- YOU NEED NOT-- 718 00:30:26,928 --> 00:30:28,408 YOU'RE NOT THE PRESIDENT. 719 00:30:28,447 --> 00:30:30,097 YOU THINK NEIL ARMSTRONG GAVE NOTICE 720 00:30:30,138 --> 00:30:31,858 WHEN HE MADE A SMALL STEP FOR MAN 721 00:30:31,899 --> 00:30:35,349 AND A GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND? 722 00:30:35,385 --> 00:30:37,765 - WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M PRETTY SURE THAT THEY PLANNED ON THAT 723 00:30:37,801 --> 00:30:38,871 FOR WELL OVER A DECADE, SO... 724 00:30:38,906 --> 00:30:41,666 - I THINK SOME PEOPLE HAD NOTICE, LIKE HIS WIFE. 725 00:30:41,701 --> 00:30:43,951 - YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING. 726 00:30:43,980 --> 00:30:46,220 LISTEN, CROSBY'S GONNA MAKE A GIGANTIC LEAP, 727 00:30:46,258 --> 00:30:49,538 AND I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU GUYS WOULD WANNA BE THERE. 728 00:30:49,571 --> 00:30:51,781 both: OH, IF CROSBY'S... - ABOUT TO MAKE A GIANT LEAP. 729 00:30:51,815 --> 00:30:53,085 - THEN I WANNA BE THERE, FOR SURE. 730 00:30:53,127 --> 00:30:56,057 - YEAH, IF CROSBY IS, THEN I'M GONNA DO MY BEST TO BE THERE. 731 00:30:56,095 --> 00:30:58,505 - CROSBY SHOULD KNOW THAT SARAH'S GONNA TRY TO BE THERE. 732 00:30:58,546 --> 00:30:59,956 - YEAH, OKAY. YOU GUYS WERE IN A FIGHT, 733 00:30:59,996 --> 00:31:01,856 AND NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO BRING ME INTO IT. 734 00:31:01,894 --> 00:31:03,934 BUT I'M NOT REALLY INTERESTED IN THAT. 735 00:31:03,965 --> 00:31:07,035 I'VE KINDA GOT MY OWN STUFF. GLAD I COULD AMUSE YOU. 736 00:31:07,072 --> 00:31:08,972 - I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO, CROS. 737 00:31:09,005 --> 00:31:11,205 GET BACK TO WORK. - OKAY. 738 00:31:12,215 --> 00:31:14,595 - HEY, ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. 739 00:31:17,841 --> 00:31:18,911 - HEY. 740 00:31:18,946 --> 00:31:20,426 UH, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 741 00:31:20,464 --> 00:31:22,954 ARE YOU BUSY, OR-- - YEAH, SURE, COME IN. 742 00:31:22,984 --> 00:31:26,024 - OKAY. UM... 743 00:31:26,056 --> 00:31:29,026 I JUST WANTED TO... APOLOGIZE FOR YESTERDAY 744 00:31:29,059 --> 00:31:31,749 AND SAY THAT I HOPE IT DOESN'T 745 00:31:31,786 --> 00:31:34,166 INTERFERE WITH, YOU KNOW, WHAT WE'VE BEEN DOING HERE. 746 00:31:34,202 --> 00:31:36,382 'CAUSE I WANNA KEEP DOING IT. 747 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:52,358 - I'M AN ALCOHOLIC. 748 00:31:52,393 --> 00:31:55,293 I'VE BEEN IN RECOVERY FOR FIVE MONTHS... 749 00:31:55,327 --> 00:31:57,947 AND I'M TELLING YOU THIS BECAUSE 750 00:31:57,985 --> 00:32:00,985 RELATIONSHIPS, ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS, 751 00:32:01,022 --> 00:32:03,232 JUST AREN'T GOOD FOR ME RIGHT NOW. 752 00:32:04,992 --> 00:32:06,372 - YEAH. OKAY. 753 00:32:06,407 --> 00:32:07,857 - I DON'T WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS THE WRONG WAY EITHER, 754 00:32:07,891 --> 00:32:10,691 BECAUSE... 755 00:32:10,721 --> 00:32:12,311 BECAUSE I LIKE YOU. 756 00:32:12,344 --> 00:32:13,834 AND IT'S NOT THAT YOU'RE NOT ATTRACTIVE, 757 00:32:13,862 --> 00:32:16,002 BECAUSE YOU ARE. 758 00:32:16,037 --> 00:32:18,867 YOU'RE REALLY AMAZING, ACTUALLY. 759 00:32:18,902 --> 00:32:20,392 IT'S JUST I'M NOT IN A PLACE 760 00:32:20,421 --> 00:32:23,601 TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT THOSE FEELINGS RIGHT NOW. 761 00:32:23,631 --> 00:32:25,701 - OKAY. 762 00:32:25,736 --> 00:32:27,666 - YOU UNDERSTAND? LIKE... 763 00:32:27,704 --> 00:32:30,264 - UH... 764 00:32:32,433 --> 00:32:34,753 IS THAT WHY YOU-- YOU DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL? 765 00:32:34,780 --> 00:32:37,580 'CAUSE OF DRINKING? - THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS. 766 00:32:37,610 --> 00:32:38,960 YEAH. - ALL RIGHT. 767 00:32:38,991 --> 00:32:41,131 AND YOU... THEN YOU GO TO MEETINGS. 768 00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:42,856 - MEETINGS. I HAVE A SPONSOR. 769 00:32:42,891 --> 00:32:45,481 WORK WITH THE PROGRAM. THE WHOLE NINE. 770 00:32:48,587 --> 00:32:50,967 - THAT'S A LOT. 771 00:32:56,250 --> 00:32:57,290 - YEAH. 772 00:33:01,876 --> 00:33:04,046 - UH...WELL, 773 00:33:04,085 --> 00:33:06,805 CAN'T WAIT TO WRITE ABOUT THIS IN MY DIARY. 774 00:33:06,846 --> 00:33:07,776 - I GET A JOURNAL LOG. 775 00:33:07,813 --> 00:33:09,473 - YEAH. YEAH. MM-HMM. - I FEEL SPECIAL. 776 00:33:09,504 --> 00:33:13,034 - "DEAR DIARY, I TALKED TO A DROPOUT ALCOHOLIC." 777 00:33:13,060 --> 00:33:16,100 [laughs] SORRY. "HE WAS GREAT. HE WAS SO NICE." 778 00:33:16,132 --> 00:33:18,132 - REALLY? - I HAD NO IDEA. 779 00:33:18,168 --> 00:33:21,068 - JUST...A NORMAL GUY. - YEAH. ABSOLUTELY. 780 00:33:21,102 --> 00:33:23,972 - ♪ SEE A MOUNTAIN, SEE AN OCEAN ♪ 781 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,002 - OKAY. UM, WELL, I'M JUST... 782 00:33:26,038 --> 00:33:29,078 FINISHING UP WORK, SO... 783 00:33:29,110 --> 00:33:30,870 - YEAH? ALL RIGHT. - YEAH. 784 00:33:30,905 --> 00:33:32,075 - WELL, SEE YOU LATER. - OKAY. 785 00:33:32,113 --> 00:33:35,913 - ♪ SETTLE DOWN I SAID TO MYSELF ♪ 786 00:33:35,944 --> 00:33:39,024 ♪ THINGS THAT COME WITH TIME 787 00:33:39,051 --> 00:33:44,021 ♪ WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER 788 00:33:44,056 --> 00:33:46,776 [overlapping chatter, laughter] 789 00:33:46,817 --> 00:33:50,057 - WELL, THERE WAS THAT ONE TIME YOU WERE ON TOUR IN AUSTRALIA... 790 00:33:50,097 --> 00:33:50,957 - UH-HUH. 791 00:33:50,994 --> 00:33:54,034 - AND IT HIT ME, MOM AND DAD HAD SYDNEY 792 00:33:54,066 --> 00:33:56,586 AND JOEL AND I HAD DINNER RESERVATIONS, 793 00:33:56,620 --> 00:33:59,830 AND WE NEVER MADE IT TO THE DINNER RESERVATIONS. 794 00:33:59,865 --> 00:34:01,315 WE JUST-- - CAME HERE? 795 00:34:01,349 --> 00:34:03,249 - WE JUST CAME HERE. - YOU USED MY BOUDOIR? 796 00:34:03,282 --> 00:34:05,282 - WE...USED IT ALL UP. 797 00:34:05,319 --> 00:34:07,149 - REALLY? YOU AND JOEL? 798 00:34:07,183 --> 00:34:09,463 - YOU DID? - YES. IS IT THAT SURPRISING? 799 00:34:09,495 --> 00:34:10,945 - UM, THE JOEL PART. YEAH. 800 00:34:10,979 --> 00:34:13,669 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE SELLING IT 801 00:34:13,706 --> 00:34:16,086 BEFORE I GOT A CHANCE TO DO SOMETHING FOR US HERE. 802 00:34:16,123 --> 00:34:17,123 - HOW 'BOUT YOU, ADAM? 803 00:34:17,158 --> 00:34:19,948 DID YOU EVER USE MY HOME AS A CHEAP HOURLY MOTEL? 804 00:34:19,988 --> 00:34:22,888 - OH, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 805 00:34:22,922 --> 00:34:24,132 OF COURSE I HAVE. 806 00:34:24,165 --> 00:34:25,235 - WHAT? - WHAT! 807 00:34:25,270 --> 00:34:26,170 - NO, YOU HAVEN'T! 808 00:34:26,202 --> 00:34:27,652 - WHEN? - WITH WHO? 809 00:34:27,686 --> 00:34:29,406 [laughter] 810 00:34:29,446 --> 00:34:31,546 - COUPLE OF TIMES, KRISTINA AND I WENT INTO THE CITY, 811 00:34:31,586 --> 00:34:33,756 AND HADDIE HAD A BABYSITTER AND WE... 812 00:34:33,795 --> 00:34:35,105 - WHAT? - CHECKED TO SEE 813 00:34:35,142 --> 00:34:37,012 IF THE LOVE BOAT WAS UNOCCUPIED. 814 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,250 - OH, MY GOD! - OH! 815 00:34:38,283 --> 00:34:41,223 - LITTLE DID I KNOW I WAS LIVING ON A FLOATING BROTHEL. 816 00:34:41,251 --> 00:34:44,121 - EVERYTHING'S BETTER IN THE SALT AIR. 817 00:34:44,151 --> 00:34:46,081 - I GOTTA SAY, I'M, UH... 818 00:34:46,118 --> 00:34:48,358 I'M KINDA SCARED. 819 00:34:48,396 --> 00:34:50,046 - ABOUT SELLING THE BOAT? 820 00:34:50,088 --> 00:34:52,948 - ABOUT MOVING IN WITH JASMINE AND JABBAR? 821 00:34:52,987 --> 00:34:54,087 - ABOUT MARRIAGE? 822 00:34:54,126 --> 00:34:56,266 - ABOUT SCREWING THE WHOLE THING UP. 823 00:34:56,301 --> 00:34:59,201 - YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S A BIG CHANGE. 824 00:34:59,235 --> 00:35:01,235 IT'S NORMAL THAT YOU FEEL SCARED. 825 00:35:01,271 --> 00:35:02,761 I'D BE WORRIED IF YOU DIDN'T FEEL THAT WAY. 826 00:35:02,790 --> 00:35:05,140 - YEAH. WELL, I HAVE SCREWED UP EVERY RELATIONSHIP 827 00:35:05,172 --> 00:35:07,142 I'VE EVER HAD, SO... 828 00:35:07,174 --> 00:35:09,074 - WELL, THIS ONE'S DIFFERENT. 829 00:35:09,107 --> 00:35:11,107 - BECAUSE OF JABBAR? 830 00:35:11,143 --> 00:35:13,463 - YEP. 831 00:35:13,490 --> 00:35:15,560 - AND BECAUSE YOU'RE DIFFERENT. 832 00:35:18,357 --> 00:35:20,117 - AND YOU GUYS ARE GONNA HELP ME 833 00:35:20,152 --> 00:35:21,712 STAY ON THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW? 834 00:35:21,740 --> 00:35:24,500 - MM...OKAY. - GOT MY EYE ON YOU, BUDDY. 835 00:35:24,536 --> 00:35:27,496 - I'LL HELP YOU. 836 00:35:27,539 --> 00:35:30,609 - ♪ 'CAUSE I NEED YOU NOW 837 00:35:30,645 --> 00:35:32,265 - OKAY, THEN! 838 00:35:32,302 --> 00:35:35,172 PLEASE JOIN ME ON THE BACK OF THE BOAT... 839 00:35:35,202 --> 00:35:36,622 - OH, MY GOODNESS! 840 00:35:36,651 --> 00:35:38,621 - COME ON, YOU THINK THAT NEIL ARMSTRONG WASN'T SCARED 841 00:35:38,653 --> 00:35:40,353 WHEN HE TOOK THAT FIRST STEP ON THE MOON? 842 00:35:40,379 --> 00:35:41,169 - DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM. 843 00:35:41,208 --> 00:35:43,178 - I KNEW YOU LOVED THAT METAPHOR. 844 00:35:43,210 --> 00:35:45,180 OKAY... 845 00:35:45,212 --> 00:35:47,422 - DO IT! - 3, 2, 1. 846 00:35:47,455 --> 00:35:48,625 [making landing sound] 847 00:35:48,663 --> 00:35:51,153 - ONE SMALL STEP FOR THIS BACHELOR... 848 00:35:51,183 --> 00:35:54,013 - ONE GIANT LEAP FOR... 849 00:35:54,048 --> 00:35:55,078 - FAMILY. 850 00:35:55,118 --> 00:35:56,398 - [laughs] 851 00:35:56,430 --> 00:35:59,120 YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. - GOOD WORK. 852 00:35:59,157 --> 00:36:01,057 - ♪ SAVE ME 853 00:36:01,089 --> 00:36:03,399 ♪ COME ON, SAVE ME 854 00:36:03,437 --> 00:36:07,267 ♪ COME ON, SAVE ME ♪ 855 00:36:15,518 --> 00:36:16,278 - HI! 856 00:36:16,312 --> 00:36:18,902 I'M HOME. I'M ON TIME. 857 00:36:18,935 --> 00:36:21,175 I ONLY HAD ONE BEER. 858 00:36:21,213 --> 00:36:22,803 HA. TOO SOON? 859 00:36:24,630 --> 00:36:27,050 YOU GUYS, I REALLY DEFINITELY MADE A MISTAKE, 860 00:36:27,081 --> 00:36:28,771 AND, UM, I'M SORRY AGAIN. 861 00:36:28,807 --> 00:36:31,667 CAN WE JUST MOVE ON? 862 00:36:31,706 --> 00:36:33,666 - I DON'T KNOW, MOM. 863 00:36:33,708 --> 00:36:34,948 - WE--WE JUST... 864 00:36:34,985 --> 00:36:37,945 DON'T WANNA TALK RIGHT NOW. 865 00:36:37,988 --> 00:36:39,778 - ALL RIGHT. 866 00:36:39,818 --> 00:36:42,678 CARRY ON. 867 00:36:42,717 --> 00:36:45,027 TOUGH ROOM. 868 00:36:45,064 --> 00:36:46,864 COULD I GET JUST ONE SMALL BREAK? 869 00:36:46,894 --> 00:36:49,904 SERIOUSLY. DID I EVER TORTURE YOU LIKE THAT? 870 00:36:49,931 --> 00:36:52,181 - WELL...NO. 871 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:54,730 'CAUSE, UH... I NEVER SCREWED UP. 872 00:36:54,764 --> 00:36:57,184 - OH. THE WORLD'S ONLY PERFECT MOTHER. 873 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,625 I REMEMBER YOU. - [chuckles] 874 00:36:59,665 --> 00:37:03,075 SO WHAT'S THE STORY WITH THIS GUY GORDON? 875 00:37:03,117 --> 00:37:06,117 - I DON'T KNOW. HE'S...REALLY GREAT. 876 00:37:06,154 --> 00:37:09,124 HE'S...YOU KNOW, HE RUNS THIS COMPANY. 877 00:37:09,157 --> 00:37:11,437 HE TRAVELS. HE'S FUNNY. 878 00:37:11,470 --> 00:37:14,130 HE'S SMART. HE... 879 00:37:14,162 --> 00:37:16,582 HE LIKES ME, MOM. 880 00:37:16,613 --> 00:37:18,063 HE'S SWEET. 881 00:37:18,097 --> 00:37:20,647 - OF COURSE HE'S SWEET. 882 00:37:20,686 --> 00:37:23,586 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU DESERVE. 883 00:37:23,620 --> 00:37:27,380 - YEAH. 884 00:37:30,282 --> 00:37:32,942 THEY JUST DON'T GET IT, THOUGH, HUH? 885 00:37:32,974 --> 00:37:34,804 WHY DON'T THEY UNDERSTAND? 886 00:37:34,838 --> 00:37:36,218 - 'CAUSE THEY'RE BRATS. 887 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:38,264 THAT'S ALL. 888 00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:40,710 - THEY ARE REALLY ROTTEN LITTLE BRATS. 889 00:37:40,741 --> 00:37:42,121 - [giggles] 890 00:37:42,156 --> 00:37:45,776 - I JUST LOVE MY ROTTEN LITTLE BRATS. 891 00:37:45,815 --> 00:37:48,295 - OF COURSE YOU DO. 892 00:37:57,827 --> 00:38:00,447 - HEY. - HEY. 893 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,450 [spits] HOW'D IT GO? 894 00:38:03,488 --> 00:38:05,938 - OH, IT WAS FUN. - MM-HMM. 895 00:38:05,973 --> 00:38:08,363 - IT WAS...TYPICAL CROSBY. 896 00:38:08,389 --> 00:38:09,529 A LOTTA DRINKS AND NO FOOD. 897 00:38:09,563 --> 00:38:11,433 - YEP. 898 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:17,783 - I PUNCHED A GUY THE OTHER DAY. 899 00:38:22,196 --> 00:38:25,476 - WHAT? 900 00:38:25,510 --> 00:38:29,380 - IT WAS AT THE SUPERMARKET. I HIT A GUY. 901 00:38:29,410 --> 00:38:32,550 WE WERE, UH, STANDING IN THE EXPRESS LINE, 902 00:38:32,586 --> 00:38:34,856 AND MAX GOT UPSET BECAUSE-- YOU KNOW, HE COUNTED 903 00:38:34,898 --> 00:38:37,728 THAT THE GUY HAD 17 ITEMS INSTEAD OF 10, 904 00:38:37,763 --> 00:38:39,833 AND, UH... SOME WORDS WERE EXCHANGED. 905 00:38:39,869 --> 00:38:43,319 HE CALLED MAX A RETARD, AND I HIT HIM. 906 00:38:43,355 --> 00:38:44,835 - WAIT A MINUTE. 907 00:38:44,874 --> 00:38:47,084 HE CALLED MAX A RETARD. 908 00:38:47,117 --> 00:38:48,117 - YEAH. - HMM. 909 00:38:50,051 --> 00:38:52,331 I'M GLAD YOU HIT HIM. 910 00:38:52,364 --> 00:38:54,024 IS THE GUY OKAY? 911 00:38:54,055 --> 00:38:56,635 - HE'LL LIVE. 912 00:38:56,679 --> 00:38:59,509 - WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS? 913 00:39:01,131 --> 00:39:02,931 - I WAS EMBARRASSED. 914 00:39:02,961 --> 00:39:05,271 - HONEY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE EMBARRASSED WITH ME. 915 00:39:05,308 --> 00:39:07,478 I'M YOUR WIFE, YOU KNOW? 916 00:39:09,933 --> 00:39:11,733 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, KRISTINE. 917 00:39:11,763 --> 00:39:13,213 I'M JUST-- I'M ANGRY ALL THE TIME, 918 00:39:13,247 --> 00:39:15,967 AND I'M ANGRY FOR BEING ANGRY BUT... 919 00:39:17,631 --> 00:39:19,251 I AM UNDER ALL THIS STRESS, 920 00:39:19,287 --> 00:39:22,387 AND I KNOW THAT'S NO EXCUSE, BUT... 921 00:39:22,429 --> 00:39:24,639 YOU KNOW WHAT THE SCARY THING IS? 922 00:39:24,672 --> 00:39:25,782 - HMM? 923 00:39:25,811 --> 00:39:28,061 - IT FELT GREAT. 924 00:39:28,089 --> 00:39:31,299 IT FELT REALLY GREAT. 925 00:39:31,334 --> 00:39:33,654 IT'S LIKE A LITTLE BIT OF JUSTICE. 926 00:39:35,407 --> 00:39:37,997 YOU KNOW, MAYBE I'M A LITTLE MORE LIKE MY DAD 927 00:39:38,030 --> 00:39:40,410 THAN I WANT TO ADMIT. 928 00:39:40,447 --> 00:39:43,547 - OH, NO. NO, NO, NO. 929 00:39:43,588 --> 00:39:44,898 YOU'RE NOT LIKE YOUR DAD. 930 00:39:44,934 --> 00:39:46,764 HONEY, YOU ARE NOTHING LIKE YOUR DAD. 931 00:39:46,798 --> 00:39:48,828 OKAY? 932 00:39:51,250 --> 00:39:53,940 I JUST, I-- 933 00:39:53,977 --> 00:39:56,697 I WANT YOU TO BE ABLE TO TELL ME EVERYTHING, OKAY? 934 00:39:56,739 --> 00:40:00,019 ALWAYS, EVEN IF IT'S NOT PRETTY AND... 935 00:40:03,021 --> 00:40:04,921 OKAY, SLUGGO? [laughs] 936 00:40:04,954 --> 00:40:06,374 YOU HIT HIM. 937 00:40:06,404 --> 00:40:08,894 I'M NOT LAUGHING, BUT IT'S JUST... 938 00:40:08,923 --> 00:40:11,413 BABE...WE HAVE TO FIND SOME WAYS 939 00:40:11,443 --> 00:40:13,343 FOR YOU TO GET RID OF THIS STRESS. 940 00:40:13,376 --> 00:40:14,306 IT'S NOT GOOD. 941 00:40:14,342 --> 00:40:16,692 - MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE UP RACQUETBALL. HMM? 942 00:40:16,724 --> 00:40:17,734 - UH-UH. 943 00:40:17,760 --> 00:40:19,350 - OH, YOU HAVE SOMETHING IN MIND? 944 00:40:19,382 --> 00:40:20,562 - MM-HMM. 945 00:40:23,455 --> 00:40:25,555 - MMM. 946 00:40:25,595 --> 00:40:26,385 - I JUST WANT YOU TO PROMISE ME 947 00:40:26,424 --> 00:40:28,704 THAT YOU WON'T SAY THAT YOU'RE... 948 00:40:28,736 --> 00:40:30,496 YOU'RE TURNING INTO OR YOU'RE LIKE-- 949 00:40:30,531 --> 00:40:35,291 - WHAT, MY DAD? - YEAH. JUST--I DON'T KNOW. 950 00:40:35,329 --> 00:40:36,049 - ZEEK BRAVERMAN. - OH! 951 00:40:36,088 --> 00:40:37,158 - HOW YOU DOIN'? - OH, NO, SEE. 952 00:40:37,193 --> 00:40:38,163 THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. - [as Zeek] NOW, KRISTINA, 953 00:40:38,194 --> 00:40:40,854 HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU ABOUT R&R IN BANGKOK? 954 00:40:40,886 --> 00:40:42,466 - NO. THAT IS FREAKY, AND IT'S NOT SEXY. 955 00:40:42,509 --> 00:40:44,649 I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU. - I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT 956 00:40:44,683 --> 00:40:46,623 STRESS AND TENSION-- I BEEN OUT ON THE FRONT LINES. 957 00:40:46,651 --> 00:40:48,071 - STOP IT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - OKAY? 958 00:40:48,100 --> 00:40:49,830 HEY... [laughing] 959 00:40:49,861 --> 00:40:53,591 - I LOVE YOU. - [giggles] I LOVE YOU. 960 00:40:53,623 --> 00:40:56,143 - ♪ AND IF I HAD A PONY [kiss] 961 00:40:56,177 --> 00:40:58,587 ♪ I'D RIDE HIM ON MY BOAT 962 00:40:58,628 --> 00:41:01,248 ♪ AND WE COULD ALL TOGETHER ♪ 963 00:41:01,286 --> 00:41:03,526 ♪ GO OUT ON THE OCEAN 964 00:41:03,564 --> 00:41:07,714 ♪ ME UPON ON MY PONY ON MY BOAT ♪ 965 00:41:10,502 --> 00:41:12,022 - HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' HERE? 966 00:41:12,055 --> 00:41:13,435 - I JUST WANNA TELL YOU 967 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:15,441 THAT I KNOW HOW MUCH THIS BOAT MEANS TO YOU, 968 00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:19,063 AND...I WANNA HONOR THAT. 969 00:41:19,097 --> 00:41:20,367 POP! 970 00:41:20,408 --> 00:41:22,028 AND... 971 00:41:22,065 --> 00:41:25,545 I WANNA SEND IT OFF THE RIGHT WAY. 972 00:41:30,418 --> 00:41:33,838 - OH, MY GOD! 973 00:41:40,152 --> 00:41:42,952 - OH, MY GOD... 974 00:41:42,983 --> 00:41:45,503 - ♪ AND IF I WERE LIKE LIGHTNING ♪ 975 00:41:45,537 --> 00:41:47,987 ♪ I WOULDN'T NEED NO SNEAKERS ♪ 976 00:41:48,022 --> 00:41:52,652 ♪ WELL, I'D COME AND GO WHENEVER I WOULD PLEASE ♪ 977 00:41:52,682 --> 00:41:55,962 ♪ AND I'D SCARE 'EM BY THE SHADE TREE ♪ 978 00:41:55,996 --> 00:41:58,476 ♪ AND SCARE 'EM BY THE LIGHT POLE ♪ 979 00:41:58,516 --> 00:42:00,726 ♪ BUT I WOULD NOT SCARE MY PONY ♪ 980 00:42:00,759 --> 00:42:04,179 ♪ ON MY BOAT OUT ON THE SEA ♪ 981 00:42:04,211 --> 00:42:06,521 ♪ AND IF I HAD A BOAT 982 00:42:06,558 --> 00:42:09,318 ♪ I'D GO OUT ON THE OCEAN 983 00:42:09,354 --> 00:42:11,704 ♪ AND IF I HAD A PONY 984 00:42:11,736 --> 00:42:14,286 ♪ I'D RIDE HIM ON MY BOAT 985 00:42:14,324 --> 00:42:16,884 ♪ AND WE COULD ALL TOGETHER 986 00:42:16,913 --> 00:42:19,473 ♪ GO OUT ON THE OCEAN 987 00:42:19,502 --> 00:42:24,472 ♪ SAID ME UPON MY PONY ON MY BOAT ♪ 988 00:42:24,507 --> 00:42:27,477 ♪ SAID ME UPON MY PONY 989 00:42:27,510 --> 00:42:29,690 ♪ ON MY BOAT