1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:03,111 - YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHO I KEEP RUNNING INTO. 2 00:00:03,141 --> 00:00:05,661 JIM KAZINSKY. - OH, JIM KAZINSKY. 3 00:00:05,695 --> 00:00:07,655 HE WAS REAL CUTE. 4 00:00:07,697 --> 00:00:09,247 - OH, MY GOD. 5 00:00:09,285 --> 00:00:11,215 - YOU'RE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I REMEMBER YOU. 6 00:00:11,252 --> 00:00:13,082 - REALLY? STOP TALKING. 7 00:00:13,116 --> 00:00:14,666 - I GOT IT. IT'S NOT ME, IT'S YOU. 8 00:00:14,704 --> 00:00:18,124 - EXACTLY. IT'S NOT YOU. IT'S ME. 9 00:00:18,156 --> 00:00:19,296 - DADDY, THIS IS STEVE. 10 00:00:19,329 --> 00:00:20,739 - IT'S REALLY GOOD TO MEET YOU, SIR. 11 00:00:20,779 --> 00:00:22,259 - WHAT'S UP? 12 00:00:22,298 --> 00:00:24,398 - YOU ROBBED ME OF FIVE YEARS OF MY SON'S LIFE. 13 00:00:24,438 --> 00:00:26,198 - WHY DON'T YOU COME JOIN ME IN THE LIVING ROOM? 14 00:00:26,233 --> 00:00:28,683 THERE'S SOMETHING I WANT TO SHOW YOU. 15 00:00:35,794 --> 00:00:38,184 - WELL, YOU WANT TO TELL ME HOW THIS HAPPENED, BUG? 16 00:00:38,210 --> 00:00:40,280 - YOU KNOW SKIPPY FROM NEXT DOOR? 17 00:00:40,316 --> 00:00:42,276 HE RAN IN AND KNOCKED IT DOWN. 18 00:00:42,318 --> 00:00:44,288 - HUH. 19 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:46,490 YOU KNOW, THE MONROES DON'T HAVE A DOG ANYMORE. 20 00:00:46,529 --> 00:00:48,119 - SKIPPY CAME BACK. 21 00:00:48,151 --> 00:00:50,501 - SKIPPY'S... 22 00:00:50,533 --> 00:00:52,263 SKIPPY WENT TO THE COUNTRY 23 00:00:52,293 --> 00:00:53,783 AFTER THAT THING WITH THE CAR. 24 00:00:53,812 --> 00:00:55,192 I DON'T THINK HE'S COMING BACK. 25 00:00:55,227 --> 00:00:55,877 - WELL, HE DID. 26 00:00:55,917 --> 00:00:57,127 - JOEL, DON'T. 27 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:59,580 WHOEVER BROKE IT WILL CLEAN IT UP. 28 00:00:59,611 --> 00:01:01,231 - SKIPPY DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO CLEAN, MOM. 29 00:01:01,268 --> 00:01:03,098 - SKIPPY DIDN'T BREAK THE VASE, BUG. 30 00:01:03,132 --> 00:01:05,412 - YES, HE DID. I SAW HIM. 31 00:01:05,444 --> 00:01:08,144 - THERE'S NO EXCUSE FOR LYING. 32 00:01:08,171 --> 00:01:09,241 - BUT YOU'RE A LIAR. 33 00:01:09,276 --> 00:01:11,136 - NO, BABY, I'M A LAWYER. 34 00:01:11,174 --> 00:01:14,284 - HARMONY'S MOM SAID THEY'RE THE SAME THING. 35 00:01:18,216 --> 00:01:19,176 - [clears throat] 36 00:01:19,217 --> 00:01:21,177 JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH. 37 00:01:21,219 --> 00:01:22,669 DID YOU BREAK THE VASE? 38 00:01:22,703 --> 00:01:25,153 - NO. DID YOU? 39 00:01:40,238 --> 00:01:43,208 - HEY, IS THAT PERIODIC TABLE TEST TODAY? 40 00:01:43,241 --> 00:01:45,171 - OH. UM, NO. 41 00:01:45,208 --> 00:01:46,728 NO, IT'S ACTUALLY MONDAY. 42 00:01:46,761 --> 00:01:48,561 - COOL. - YEAH. 43 00:01:51,628 --> 00:01:54,628 LOOK. LET THE GAMES BEGIN. 44 00:01:54,666 --> 00:01:57,836 JEEZ. YOU KNOW, THEY SHOULD JUST USE THE MONEY FOR THE DANCE 45 00:01:57,876 --> 00:02:00,946 FOR, LIKE, A VENDING MACHINE OR SOMETHING. 46 00:02:00,982 --> 00:02:03,542 - ACTUALLY, I WAS GONNA GO. 47 00:02:03,571 --> 00:02:05,191 I MEAN, WHY NOT, RIGHT? 48 00:02:05,228 --> 00:02:07,298 - YEAH. YEAH. 49 00:02:07,334 --> 00:02:08,514 - SEE YA. 50 00:02:08,542 --> 00:02:12,242 - OKAY. 51 00:02:15,204 --> 00:02:15,964 DOES IT EVEN MATTER 52 00:02:15,997 --> 00:02:17,547 WHAT I WEAR TO A SCHOOL DANCE? 53 00:02:17,585 --> 00:02:18,475 - OF COURSE IT MATTERS, 54 00:02:18,517 --> 00:02:19,517 BECAUSE LINDSAY IS THERE, 55 00:02:19,553 --> 00:02:21,183 AND YOU'VE HAD A CRUSH ON LINDSAY FOR FOREVER, 56 00:02:21,210 --> 00:02:22,380 AND YOU ARE, LIKE, IN LOVE WITH HER, 57 00:02:22,418 --> 00:02:23,378 AND IF YOU DON'T LOOK GOOD, 58 00:02:23,419 --> 00:02:24,449 SHE'S NOT GONNA BE INTO YOU. 59 00:02:24,489 --> 00:02:28,179 - I NEED YOU TO PICK FIVE SCHOOLS, 60 00:02:28,217 --> 00:02:30,217 BECAUSE WE ARE GOING ON YOUR COLLEGE TOUR. 61 00:02:30,253 --> 00:02:31,363 THERE'S A BUNCH OF CATALOGUES HERE. 62 00:02:31,392 --> 00:02:32,192 - I REALLY THINK THIS IS CUTE. 63 00:02:32,221 --> 00:02:33,461 WAIT A SECOND. THE COLLEGE TOUR? 64 00:02:33,498 --> 00:02:34,738 I THOUGHT WE COULDN'T AFFORD IT. 65 00:02:34,775 --> 00:02:35,945 - YES. NO, WELL, I PICKED UP EXTRA SHIFTS, 66 00:02:35,983 --> 00:02:37,093 'CAUSE I THINK IT'S IMPORTANT, 67 00:02:37,122 --> 00:02:38,742 AND YOU'RE GONNA COME WORK WITH ME TOMORROW NIGHT. 68 00:02:38,779 --> 00:02:39,639 - OH, AT THE BAR? 69 00:02:39,676 --> 00:02:41,706 - NO, WE HAVE A CATERING GIG AT CAL, 70 00:02:41,747 --> 00:02:43,917 - THIS IS IN THE TOP CHOICES. - AND IT'S A POETRY READING, 71 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:46,606 AND SO YOU'RE GONNA... - POETRY READING? 72 00:02:46,649 --> 00:02:49,199 YEAH, I'D ACTUALLY RATHER SELL AN ORGAN, 73 00:02:49,238 --> 00:02:50,308 BUT THANKS FOR INVITING ME. - WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, 74 00:02:50,342 --> 00:02:51,622 IF YOU DON'T CHANGE THAT ATTITUDE, 75 00:02:51,654 --> 00:02:53,284 IT MAY COME TO THAT, 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK 76 00:02:53,311 --> 00:02:54,591 YOU NEED BOTH LIVERS, ANYWAY. 77 00:02:54,622 --> 00:02:55,972 - WHAT ABOUT THIS? - THAT'S NOT GOOD. 78 00:02:56,003 --> 00:02:57,073 WHY DO YOU THINK THAT ME 79 00:02:57,107 --> 00:03:00,247 GIVING LITTLE TINY HORS D'OEUVRES TO ENGLISH MAJORS 80 00:03:00,283 --> 00:03:02,253 IS GONNA MAKE ME WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE? 81 00:03:02,285 --> 00:03:04,215 - WELL, WHAT IS GONNA MAKE YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE? 82 00:03:04,253 --> 00:03:05,533 - NOTHING, 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO GO. 83 00:03:05,564 --> 00:03:07,984 - YOU DON'T SEEM TO GET THAT THIS IS THE YEAR. 84 00:03:08,015 --> 00:03:09,635 THIS IS YOUR JUNIOR YEAR. 85 00:03:09,672 --> 00:03:11,292 THIS IS THE YEAR THAT IS THE DIFFERENCE 86 00:03:11,329 --> 00:03:13,299 BETWEEN "PAGING DR. BRAVERMAN" 87 00:03:13,331 --> 00:03:14,951 OR "DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?" 88 00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:15,917 THIS IS THE YEAR. 89 00:03:15,954 --> 00:03:16,894 - REALLY? DR. BRAVERMAN? I DON'T THINK SO. 90 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:18,920 - YES, IT'S POSSIBLE. IF YOU JUST--UGH. 91 00:03:18,957 --> 00:03:22,337 JUST PICK FIVE SCHOOLS, AMBER. 92 00:03:22,374 --> 00:03:24,964 WHY IS IT SO HARD? THAT'S CUTE. WEAR THAT. 93 00:03:24,997 --> 00:03:25,997 - IT'S CUTE, RIGHT? 94 00:03:26,033 --> 00:03:28,423 - HONEY, LISTEN, IF YOU'RE GONNA WEAR A T-SHIRT, 95 00:03:28,449 --> 00:03:29,969 WEAR A BLAZER, OKAY? 96 00:03:30,002 --> 00:03:31,832 YOU LOOK SO CUTE IN A BLAZER. 97 00:03:31,866 --> 00:03:32,866 SO CUTE. 98 00:03:32,902 --> 00:03:34,322 - ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU. 99 00:03:39,046 --> 00:03:41,256 - OH, GOD! 100 00:03:41,290 --> 00:03:42,260 - ELLIOT. 101 00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:43,361 - [laughs] 102 00:03:43,395 --> 00:03:46,635 - ELLIOT. ELLIOT. 103 00:03:46,674 --> 00:03:50,754 [TV continues indistinct] 104 00:03:50,782 --> 00:03:51,752 - OH, COME ON. 105 00:03:51,783 --> 00:03:52,753 HE DIDN'T EVEN MAKE IT 106 00:03:52,784 --> 00:03:53,854 TO THE FLYING BIKES PART. 107 00:03:53,888 --> 00:03:54,818 - IT'S TOO LATE. 108 00:03:54,855 --> 00:03:56,025 - YOU DON'T WANT TO WAKE HIM UP? 109 00:03:56,063 --> 00:03:57,033 - MM-MM. 110 00:03:57,064 --> 00:04:01,034 - HERE, I'LL GRAB HIM. 111 00:04:01,068 --> 00:04:04,418 OKAY. 112 00:04:04,451 --> 00:04:06,661 - E.T. 113 00:04:10,664 --> 00:04:13,324 - OKAY. 114 00:04:13,356 --> 00:04:15,596 HERE YOU GO, BUDDY. 115 00:04:18,016 --> 00:04:20,706 GOOD NIGHT. 116 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:49,050 I SHOULD GO. 117 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:51,051 - YEAH. - OKAY. 118 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:53,883 OH. 119 00:04:53,914 --> 00:04:54,744 - HI, HONEY. 120 00:04:54,777 --> 00:04:56,427 GUESS WHAT. GUESS WHAT. GUESS WHAT. 121 00:04:56,468 --> 00:04:57,808 - WHAT? - DENISE JUST CALLED, 122 00:04:57,849 --> 00:04:59,369 AND SHE IS ANNOUNCING HER CANDIDACY 123 00:04:59,402 --> 00:05:01,092 FOR LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR IN SACRAMENTO THIS WEEKEND. 124 00:05:01,128 --> 00:05:02,678 - REALLY? THAT'S GREAT. GOOD FOR HER. 125 00:05:02,716 --> 00:05:03,786 - I KNOW. IT'S AMAZING. 126 00:05:03,820 --> 00:05:05,820 AND SHE WANTS ME TO COME DOWN AND HELP HER OUT. 127 00:05:05,857 --> 00:05:07,067 YOU KNOW, LIKE, HELP HER WITH HER SPEECHES, 128 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:08,099 AND THINGS LIKE THAT. 129 00:05:08,135 --> 00:05:09,685 - JUST LIKE OLD TIMES, HUH? 130 00:05:09,723 --> 00:05:11,003 - YEAH, I TOLD HER THERE'S PROBABLY NO WAY 131 00:05:11,034 --> 00:05:12,864 WITH EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON WITH MAX, 132 00:05:12,898 --> 00:05:14,618 AND HE'S GETTING ACCLIMATED, AND YOUR WORK-- 133 00:05:14,659 --> 00:05:15,869 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. YOU SAID NO? 134 00:05:15,901 --> 00:05:17,631 - YEAH, I TOLD HER NO. 135 00:05:17,662 --> 00:05:19,112 - BUT IT'S JUST FOR THE WEEKEND. 136 00:05:19,146 --> 00:05:20,906 - YEAH, LIKE, THREE DAYS. 137 00:05:20,941 --> 00:05:22,151 - WELL, HONEY, THIS IS MAJOR. 138 00:05:22,183 --> 00:05:25,083 IT'S HUGE. I MEAN, YOU WERE WITH HER FROM THE BEGINNING. 139 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:26,597 - SO SHOULD I DO IT? ARE YOU TELLING ME TO DO IT? 140 00:05:26,636 --> 00:05:28,116 - YEAH. - REALLY? 141 00:05:28,155 --> 00:05:30,155 - SOUNDS TO ME LIKE THE FUTURE LIEUTENANT GOVERNOR NEEDS YOU. 142 00:05:30,191 --> 00:05:31,541 - HONEY, THAT IS SO AWESOME. 143 00:05:31,572 --> 00:05:33,092 I WON'T BE GONE LONGER THAN THAT. I PROMISE. 144 00:05:33,125 --> 00:05:35,465 WHAT IS THIS? - I DON'T KNOW. 145 00:05:35,507 --> 00:05:36,577 JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING-SOMETHING 146 00:05:36,612 --> 00:05:38,342 THAT CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY. 147 00:05:39,477 --> 00:05:40,747 - I THINK I KNOW WHAT THIS IS. 148 00:05:40,788 --> 00:05:43,068 - I THINK YOU DO TOO. 149 00:05:43,101 --> 00:05:44,381 YOW. - WOW. 150 00:05:44,413 --> 00:05:45,483 - NICE. 151 00:05:45,517 --> 00:05:46,997 - YOU DIRTY DOG. 152 00:05:47,036 --> 00:05:47,996 HONEY. 153 00:05:48,037 --> 00:05:48,997 - WOOF. 154 00:05:49,038 --> 00:05:50,178 - I HOPE IT FITS ME. 155 00:05:50,211 --> 00:05:52,771 THIS LEFT BOOB IS A LITTLE BIT BIGGER THAN THE RIGHT. 156 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:54,110 - I LIKE THAT RIGHT THERE. 157 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:55,146 [purrs] 158 00:05:55,182 --> 00:05:57,122 - WHAT INSPIRED THIS LITTLE BIT OF NAUGHTINESS? 159 00:05:57,149 --> 00:05:58,699 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 160 00:05:58,737 --> 00:05:59,877 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 161 00:05:59,911 --> 00:06:01,711 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO I MEAN? 162 00:06:01,740 --> 00:06:03,600 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO I MEAN? 163 00:06:03,639 --> 00:06:06,189 I MEAN, YOU ORDERED IT. 164 00:06:06,227 --> 00:06:08,197 - NO, I DIDN'T. - YOU DIDN'T? 165 00:06:08,229 --> 00:06:10,159 - NO, I DIDN'T ORDER THIS. 166 00:06:10,197 --> 00:06:12,127 DID YOU LOOK AT THE PACKAGE? 167 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:13,794 DID IT COME... 168 00:06:13,821 --> 00:06:15,131 HMM. 169 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:17,137 YOU CAN READ IT. 170 00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:19,659 - "H. BRAVERMAN." 171 00:06:21,450 --> 00:06:22,550 HADDIE? 172 00:06:22,589 --> 00:06:23,689 HAD--GET IT OFF ME. 173 00:06:23,728 --> 00:06:24,898 GET IT OFF. GET IT OFF. 174 00:06:24,936 --> 00:06:27,416 - ♪ MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU ALWAYS ♪ 175 00:06:27,456 --> 00:06:30,106 ♪ MAY YOUR WISHES ALL COME TRUE ♪ 176 00:06:30,148 --> 00:06:32,428 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS DO FOR OTHERS ♪ 177 00:06:32,461 --> 00:06:34,841 ♪ AND LET OTHERS DO FOR YOU 178 00:06:34,877 --> 00:06:37,427 ♪ MAY YOU BUILD A LADDER TO THE STARS ♪ 179 00:06:37,466 --> 00:06:39,676 ♪ AND CLIMB ON EVERY RUNG 180 00:06:39,709 --> 00:06:41,919 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY 181 00:06:41,953 --> 00:06:44,233 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 182 00:06:44,265 --> 00:06:47,095 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE RIGHTEOUS ♪ 183 00:06:47,130 --> 00:06:49,130 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE TRUE ♪ 184 00:06:49,167 --> 00:06:51,857 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS KNOW THE TRUTH ♪ 185 00:06:51,894 --> 00:06:54,074 ♪ AND SEE THE LIGHT SURROUNDING YOU ♪ 186 00:06:54,103 --> 00:06:56,863 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS BE COURAGEOUS ♪ 187 00:06:56,899 --> 00:06:59,039 ♪ STAND UPRIGHT AND BE STRONG ♪ 188 00:06:59,073 --> 00:07:01,083 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY 189 00:07:01,110 --> 00:07:03,770 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 190 00:07:03,802 --> 00:07:06,052 ♪ MAY YOU STAY 191 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:09,190 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 192 00:07:12,293 --> 00:07:13,503 - HI. 193 00:07:13,536 --> 00:07:14,496 - OH, HEY, HONEY. 194 00:07:14,537 --> 00:07:15,497 GOOD MORNING. - MORNING. 195 00:07:15,538 --> 00:07:16,818 - HEY, IS MAX AWAKE YET? 196 00:07:16,850 --> 00:07:18,160 - UM, YEAH, I THINK HE'S JUST CHANGING. 197 00:07:18,196 --> 00:07:19,676 - OH, OKAY, GOOD. 198 00:07:19,715 --> 00:07:21,575 OH, BEFORE I FORGET, 199 00:07:21,613 --> 00:07:24,693 A PACKAGE CAME FOR YOU YESTERDAY. 200 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:26,000 FROM VICTORIA'S SECRET? 201 00:07:26,031 --> 00:07:27,521 IT GOT OPENED ACCIDENTALLY. 202 00:07:27,550 --> 00:07:29,900 I'M NOT SURE HOW. IT JUST-- 203 00:07:30,622 --> 00:07:32,072 - MOM? - HMM? 204 00:07:32,106 --> 00:07:34,246 - HOW WOULD A PACKAGE WITH MY NAME ON IT 205 00:07:34,281 --> 00:07:35,461 GET OPENED ACCIDENTALLY? 206 00:07:36,145 --> 00:07:37,525 - WELL, I THINK YOUR FATHER 207 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:38,700 ASSUMED THAT IT WAS FOR ME, 208 00:07:38,734 --> 00:07:40,984 SO THEREFORE HE OPENED IT. - OH, THAT'S REALLY GROSS. 209 00:07:41,012 --> 00:07:43,052 - ANYWAY, HE THREW IT AWAY, SO IT DOESN'T MATTER. 210 00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:43,953 - WHAT? - MM-HMM. 211 00:07:43,980 --> 00:07:45,260 HE WAS GONNA BURN IT, BUT, YOU KNOW, 212 00:07:45,292 --> 00:07:46,852 HE FIGURED PROBABLY NOT A GOOD IDEA. 213 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:48,300 - MOM, I SPENT MY MONEY ON THAT. 214 00:07:48,329 --> 00:07:49,299 THAT'S EXPENSIVE. 215 00:07:49,330 --> 00:07:50,540 - I KNOW THAT YOU DID. 216 00:07:50,573 --> 00:07:54,783 THAT'S WHY I RESCUED IT. 217 00:07:54,819 --> 00:07:57,099 - THANK YOU. 218 00:07:57,131 --> 00:08:01,001 - SO, HADDIE, CAN I JUST ASK YOU A QUESTION? 219 00:08:01,032 --> 00:08:03,312 WHY WOULD YOU BUY YOURSELF A BRA LIKE THAT? 220 00:08:03,344 --> 00:08:05,044 - I'M NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS WITH YOU. 221 00:08:05,070 --> 00:08:06,620 - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S FINE. 222 00:08:06,658 --> 00:08:08,038 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TALK TO DAD ABOUT IT, THEN, 223 00:08:08,073 --> 00:08:09,773 BECAUSE HE'S REALLY CURIOUS AS TO WHY... 224 00:08:09,799 --> 00:08:11,109 - OH, YOU WOULD NOT DO THAT. - YES, I WOULD. 225 00:08:11,145 --> 00:08:12,175 I'LL CALL HIM RIGHT NOW. 226 00:08:13,216 --> 00:08:15,836 - ALL RIGHT. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? JUST ASK. 227 00:08:15,874 --> 00:08:17,774 - DID YOU BUY THAT BRA FOR STEVE? 228 00:08:17,807 --> 00:08:20,087 - MOM... - HMM? 229 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:21,710 - YOU KNOW STEVE DOESN'T HAVE BOOBS. 230 00:08:21,742 --> 00:08:23,572 I'M NOT GONNA BUY HIM A BRA. 231 00:08:23,606 --> 00:08:24,946 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 232 00:08:24,987 --> 00:08:27,607 - HADDIE, DID YOU BUY IT FOR STEVE? 233 00:08:27,645 --> 00:08:30,955 - NO, OKAY? I BOUGHT IT FOR MYSELF, ALL RIGHT? 234 00:08:30,993 --> 00:08:32,723 IT'S PRETTY AND IT'S SEXY, 235 00:08:32,753 --> 00:08:34,793 AND, I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO THINK ABOUT ME, 236 00:08:34,824 --> 00:08:35,624 BUT I'M A WOMAN. 237 00:08:35,653 --> 00:08:37,213 - YOU HAVE TO PROMISE ME SOMETHING. 238 00:08:37,240 --> 00:08:39,000 YOU HAVE TO PROMISE ME THAT YOU'RE BEING SMART, 239 00:08:39,035 --> 00:08:40,865 AND YOU'RE BEING CAREFUL, 240 00:08:40,899 --> 00:08:42,179 AND YOU'RE NOT HAVING SEX. 241 00:08:42,211 --> 00:08:44,111 - WHAT DO YOU THINK SEX IS? 242 00:08:44,144 --> 00:08:46,184 - I DON'T KNOW. ANYTHING BEYOND MAKING OUT, OR-- 243 00:08:46,215 --> 00:08:47,245 - THAT'S YOUR DEFINITION OF SEX? 244 00:08:47,285 --> 00:08:49,215 - FOR YOU. 245 00:08:49,252 --> 00:08:51,882 - I THINK I HAVE TO GET READY FOR SCHOOL. 246 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:53,880 LIKE YOU SAID, I CAN'T BE LATE AGAIN. 247 00:08:53,912 --> 00:08:56,122 - I TRUST YOU. 248 00:08:59,124 --> 00:09:01,064 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU THINK YOU MADE OUT WITH HER? 249 00:09:01,092 --> 00:09:02,132 - IT'S THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD. 250 00:09:02,162 --> 00:09:04,202 - SO WHAT, THAT'S SOMEHOW WARPED YOUR MEMORY? 251 00:09:04,233 --> 00:09:05,793 - I WATCHED THE VIDEO 252 00:09:05,821 --> 00:09:07,931 OF MY SON COMING OUT OF HER INSIDES. 253 00:09:07,961 --> 00:09:09,651 - OH, OH, HUGE MISTAKE FOR YOU. 254 00:09:09,687 --> 00:09:10,647 - YEAH. - YEAH. 255 00:09:10,688 --> 00:09:11,858 - HUGE MISTAKE. 256 00:09:11,896 --> 00:09:13,896 - YEAH, NO MAN SHOULD HAVE TO WITNESS THAT UNPREPARED. 257 00:09:13,932 --> 00:09:15,112 LEAST OF ALL YOU. - IT'S EXTREME. 258 00:09:15,140 --> 00:09:16,380 - YEAH, YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA RECOVER? 259 00:09:16,417 --> 00:09:18,897 - DOES IT RECOVER? 260 00:09:18,937 --> 00:09:20,177 - YEAH. YEAH, IT DOES. IN TIME. 261 00:09:20,214 --> 00:09:21,254 - SO KRISTINA IS...? 262 00:09:21,284 --> 00:09:22,984 - A--BA, BA, BA. 263 00:09:23,010 --> 00:09:24,050 - OKAY. 264 00:09:24,909 --> 00:09:26,149 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOU GUYS GONNA GET TOGETHER? 265 00:09:26,186 --> 00:09:27,216 - YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S SAFER 266 00:09:27,256 --> 00:09:28,976 IF WE JUST STAY FRIENDS. 267 00:09:29,016 --> 00:09:30,356 - YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. YOU BETTER PLAY IT SAFE. 268 00:09:30,397 --> 00:09:31,637 YEAH. GOOD IDEA. 269 00:09:31,674 --> 00:09:34,234 - WELL, LOOK, IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN WALK AWAY FROM THIS ONE. 270 00:09:34,263 --> 00:09:35,303 - GOOD FOR YOU, CROSBY. 271 00:09:35,333 --> 00:09:36,753 - BUT THEN AGAIN, I'M ONLY HUMAN. 272 00:09:36,783 --> 00:09:38,723 SHE'S VERY ATTRACTIVE. SO I DON'T KNOW. 273 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:40,130 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, WHAT DOES JASMINE 274 00:09:40,165 --> 00:09:41,855 THINK ABOUT ALL THIS? - I DON'T KNOW. 275 00:09:41,891 --> 00:09:43,761 - WELL, HAVE YOU CONSIDERED MAYBE ASKING HER? 276 00:09:43,790 --> 00:09:46,030 - YOU KNOW, I JUST--I WISH THAT WE COULD JUST HANG OUT, 277 00:09:46,068 --> 00:09:48,038 YOU KNOW, WITH NO KID, JUST THE TWO OF US, 278 00:09:48,070 --> 00:09:50,040 AND KIND OF GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER AGAIN, 279 00:09:50,072 --> 00:09:52,142 BUT, YOU KNOW, NOW THE CART'S IN FRONT OF THE HORSE. 280 00:09:52,177 --> 00:09:53,657 IT'S LIKE-- - WELL, THERE IS SOMETHING 281 00:09:53,696 --> 00:09:55,216 THAT PEOPLE DO IN SITUATIONS LIKE THIS. 282 00:09:55,249 --> 00:09:57,739 IT'S CALLED DATING. - HMM. 283 00:09:57,769 --> 00:09:59,249 - HOW'S IT GOING, KRISTINA? 284 00:09:59,288 --> 00:10:01,908 - IT'S--I HAVE A COUPLE OF CHOICES THAT I THINK MIGHT WORK. 285 00:10:01,946 --> 00:10:04,256 - COME ON. - LET'S SEE 'EM. 286 00:10:04,293 --> 00:10:06,233 - TA-DA! HOW DO I LOOK? 287 00:10:06,260 --> 00:10:07,750 - UM... 288 00:10:07,779 --> 00:10:09,259 - FROM THE DAVID BYRNE COLLECTION. 289 00:10:09,298 --> 00:10:10,958 - WHO'S DAVID BYRNE? - JOAN COLLINS? 290 00:10:10,989 --> 00:10:12,299 - CYBIL SHEPHERD'S LOST JACKET. 291 00:10:12,335 --> 00:10:13,645 - YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF ME, AREN'T YOU? 292 00:10:13,682 --> 00:10:14,682 - WERE YOU ON DYNASTY? 293 00:10:14,717 --> 00:10:16,237 - I CAN'T DO IT. 294 00:10:16,270 --> 00:10:17,240 - IT'S LIKE AN EPISODE OF HOARDERS. 295 00:10:17,271 --> 00:10:19,001 WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CLEANED THAT CLOSET? 296 00:10:19,032 --> 00:10:20,272 - OH, MY GOD. YOU KNOW WHAT? 297 00:10:20,309 --> 00:10:21,789 MY DAUGHTER HAS A BETTER WARDROBE THAN I DO. 298 00:10:21,828 --> 00:10:22,928 - KRISTINA, LET ME FIND SOMETHING. 299 00:10:22,967 --> 00:10:24,237 - WE'LL HELP YOU. SHE'LL HELP. 300 00:10:24,278 --> 00:10:26,448 - OH, BY THE WAY, GUESS WHO STARTED BUYING BRAS. 301 00:10:26,487 --> 00:10:28,657 - WHO? - FROM "VICTORIA SECRETS?" 302 00:10:28,697 --> 00:10:30,077 - YOU? - HADDIE. 303 00:10:30,112 --> 00:10:31,152 - UH-OH. - WELL, THAT'S OKAY. 304 00:10:31,182 --> 00:10:32,292 - YES. VERY SEXY BRAS. 305 00:10:32,321 --> 00:10:34,081 - HOW BAD IS IT? WHAT'S THE LACE TO BASE? 306 00:10:34,116 --> 00:10:35,426 - THE WHAT? - IF IT'S REALLY LACEY, 307 00:10:35,462 --> 00:10:37,672 IT MEANS SHE'S GOING FURTHER ON THE "BASEY." 308 00:10:37,706 --> 00:10:39,916 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? SHE'S NOT DOING ANY OF THAT. 309 00:10:39,949 --> 00:10:40,779 - FIRST BASE IS KISSING. 310 00:10:40,812 --> 00:10:42,432 SECOND BASE IS-- WHAT IS SECOND BASE? 311 00:10:42,469 --> 00:10:44,299 - THERE'S A LOT OF LACE, BUT SHE'S NOT DOING ANY OF THAT. 312 00:10:44,333 --> 00:10:46,993 - OKAY, SECOND BASE IS READING TENNYSON. 313 00:10:47,025 --> 00:10:48,155 - OKAY, STOP IT. - OKAY. 314 00:10:48,199 --> 00:10:50,299 AND, UM, CAN I ASK YOU GUYS SOMETHING? 315 00:10:50,339 --> 00:10:52,439 WHEN DID YOUR CHILDREN START LYING TO YOU? 316 00:10:52,479 --> 00:10:54,169 - UH, IT WAS IN THE HOSPITAL, I THINK. 317 00:10:54,205 --> 00:10:56,965 AMBER WAS BORN, AND SHE SAID, "IT WASN'T MY VODKA." 318 00:10:57,001 --> 00:10:58,451 - REALLY? - OOH, HADDIE WAS TWO. 319 00:10:58,485 --> 00:11:00,205 SHE SWORE TO ME THAT SHE DID NOT 320 00:11:00,245 --> 00:11:01,315 STICK A LITTLE BEAD UP HER NOSE, 321 00:11:01,350 --> 00:11:02,970 AND THE DOCTOR PULLED IT OUT 322 00:11:03,007 --> 00:11:04,317 AND WAS LIKE, "HERE'S THE BEAD." 323 00:11:04,353 --> 00:11:05,983 - SO THIS IS NORMAL? THAT'S WHAT KIDS DO... 324 00:11:06,010 --> 00:11:07,290 - ESPECIALLY IN YOUR FAMILY. 325 00:11:07,321 --> 00:11:08,811 - WAIT. WHAT? 326 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:11,740 - ESPECIALLY, YOU KNOW, SHE'D LEARN IT FROM YOU. 327 00:11:11,774 --> 00:11:12,844 - WHY? 328 00:11:13,845 --> 00:11:16,085 - 'CAUSE YOU'RE A-- A LAWYER. 329 00:11:17,262 --> 00:11:18,062 THEY LIE. 330 00:11:18,091 --> 00:11:20,201 - OKAY, I'M NOT GONNA GO INTO IT. 331 00:11:20,231 --> 00:11:21,721 - LISTEN, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. 332 00:11:21,750 --> 00:11:22,990 IT WAS JUST A JOKE. 333 00:11:23,027 --> 00:11:24,477 YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. YOU'RE SO SUCCESSFUL. 334 00:11:24,511 --> 00:11:25,891 YOU'RE AMAZING AT YOUR JOB. 335 00:11:25,926 --> 00:11:27,826 THERE'S NO BETTER ROLE MODEL OUT THERE. 336 00:11:27,859 --> 00:11:29,239 I SERVE LIQUOR FOR A LIVING, 337 00:11:29,274 --> 00:11:30,934 AND I DIDN'T GO TO COLLEGE, 338 00:11:30,966 --> 00:11:32,206 AND NOW AMBER DOESN'T WANT TO GO, 339 00:11:32,243 --> 00:11:33,423 'CAUSE I'M SUCH A GREAT ROLE MODEL, SO-- 340 00:11:33,451 --> 00:11:34,521 - WAIT. AMBER DOESN'T WANT TO GO? 341 00:11:34,555 --> 00:11:35,725 - SHE'S GOTTA GO TO COLLEGE. 342 00:11:35,764 --> 00:11:37,254 - I CAN'T MAKE HER DO ANYTHING. 343 00:11:37,282 --> 00:11:38,422 - SHE'S GOING TO COLLEGE. - YES. 344 00:11:38,456 --> 00:11:40,246 - OKAY, I MEAN, YEAH. 345 00:11:40,285 --> 00:11:42,215 - YOU KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEM IS FOR MOTHERS? 346 00:11:42,253 --> 00:11:43,843 - DAUGHTERS. - DAUGHTERS. 347 00:11:43,875 --> 00:11:44,735 - AMEN. 348 00:11:44,773 --> 00:11:45,503 [doorbell rings] 349 00:11:48,155 --> 00:11:49,915 - HEY, DREW. COME ON IN. 350 00:11:49,950 --> 00:11:51,060 - OH, THANKS. 351 00:11:51,089 --> 00:11:52,369 HEY, MAX. - YOU ALL RIGHT? 352 00:11:52,401 --> 00:11:53,371 - YEAH, I'M FINE, BUT... 353 00:11:53,402 --> 00:11:54,372 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 354 00:11:54,403 --> 00:11:56,343 - OH, UM... 355 00:11:56,370 --> 00:12:00,200 OKAY, BASICALLY, THERE'S A SCHOOL DANCE COMING UP, 356 00:12:00,236 --> 00:12:02,066 AND I'M REALLY NERVOUS ABOUT IT, 357 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:03,860 BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DANCE. 358 00:12:03,895 --> 00:12:05,135 THAT'S BASICALLY WHY I'M HERE. 359 00:12:05,172 --> 00:12:06,312 AND I DIDN'T WANT TO ASK SOMEONE 360 00:12:06,346 --> 00:12:07,866 WHO'S GONNA HUMILIATE ME, 361 00:12:07,899 --> 00:12:08,869 MY SISTER OR SOMETHING. 362 00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:10,250 - ALL RIGHT, DREW, SAY NO MORE. 363 00:12:10,281 --> 00:12:11,521 LOOK, I DON'T WANT TO TOOT MY OWN HORN, 364 00:12:11,558 --> 00:12:13,388 BUT WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL 365 00:12:13,422 --> 00:12:16,252 PEOPLE USED TO CALL ME "FEVER." 366 00:12:16,287 --> 00:12:18,217 SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER? JOHN TRAVOLTA? 367 00:12:18,254 --> 00:12:19,884 - OH, I HAVEN'T REALLY SEEN IT, BUT... 368 00:12:19,911 --> 00:12:21,151 - DOESN'T MATTER. TELL YOU WHAT. 369 00:12:21,188 --> 00:12:22,428 COME ON, HELP ME CLEAR OUT SOME SPACE HERE. 370 00:12:22,465 --> 00:12:24,185 I'LL SHOW YOU A FEW MOVES. 371 00:12:24,226 --> 00:12:25,186 ALL RIGHT, NOW LISTEN. 372 00:12:25,227 --> 00:12:26,187 MOST IMPORTANT THING, 373 00:12:26,228 --> 00:12:27,888 YOU GOT TO JUST RELAX. 374 00:12:27,919 --> 00:12:29,779 YOU GOT TO SHUT THIS OFF, 375 00:12:29,818 --> 00:12:30,778 TURN THIS ON. 376 00:12:30,819 --> 00:12:32,169 THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING, OKAY? 377 00:12:32,199 --> 00:12:33,339 - I'M REALLY TRYING. 378 00:12:33,373 --> 00:12:34,933 - LET ME FIND THE RIGHT PIECE OF MUSIC. 379 00:12:34,961 --> 00:12:37,861 ALL RIGHT. [Run-DMC's It's Tricky plays] 380 00:12:37,895 --> 00:12:40,445 JUST FEEL THE MUSIC. 381 00:12:40,483 --> 00:12:43,423 - NO... 382 00:12:43,452 --> 00:12:45,252 I MEAN, THANK YOU, BUT... - FEEL THE MUSIC. 383 00:12:45,281 --> 00:12:46,841 - NO, I MEANT, LIKE... 384 00:12:46,869 --> 00:12:48,249 I MEANT MORE LIKE SLOW-DANCING TYPE OF... 385 00:12:48,284 --> 00:12:49,804 - I KNOW SLOWDANCING, 386 00:12:49,838 --> 00:12:51,218 BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE MUSIC IS, MAN. 387 00:12:51,253 --> 00:12:53,363 YOU JUST GOT TO--YOU GOT TO FEEL THAT IN YOUR BODY. 388 00:12:53,393 --> 00:12:54,363 START HERE. - OH, YEAH, SORRY. 389 00:12:54,394 --> 00:12:56,194 - YOU MIGHT FEEL IT IN YOUR LEGS, YOUR ARMS, 390 00:12:56,223 --> 00:12:58,363 YOUR FEET, SHOULDERS, YOUR RIB CAGE. 391 00:12:58,398 --> 00:13:00,058 ALL OVER. 392 00:13:00,089 --> 00:13:01,259 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 393 00:13:01,297 --> 00:13:02,157 - NO, BUT NOT LIKE THAT. 394 00:13:02,195 --> 00:13:05,225 LIKE--LIKE WITH A PARTNER TYPE OF-- 395 00:13:05,267 --> 00:13:06,537 SLOW-DANCING TYPE OF THING. 396 00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,478 NOT LIKE... 397 00:13:08,511 --> 00:13:10,311 - HEY, YOU GUYS. DREW'S GOT A LITTLE DANCE COMING UP. 398 00:13:10,341 --> 00:13:11,311 I'M JUST SHOWING HIM A FEW MOVES. 399 00:13:11,342 --> 00:13:12,832 YOU KNOW WHAT, DREW, 400 00:13:12,861 --> 00:13:14,481 YOU MIGHT EVEN WANT TO THROW SOME BIG STUFF. 401 00:13:14,517 --> 00:13:15,857 YOU KNOW, SOME OF THE--HO! OOH! 402 00:13:15,898 --> 00:13:18,248 - OH, NO, HE'S GONNA PUT HIS BACK OUT AGAIN. 403 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:19,970 - NO, I LIKE IT. - COME ON, DREW. GET OUT HERE. 404 00:13:20,006 --> 00:13:22,006 MOST IMPORTANT THING TO DO IS BE CONFIDENT, OKAY? 405 00:13:22,042 --> 00:13:23,842 YOU ASK A GIRL TO DANCE WITH CONFIDENCE, 406 00:13:23,872 --> 00:13:24,872 SHE CAN'T SAY NO. 407 00:13:24,907 --> 00:13:26,287 - I'M SORRY. THANK YOU, THOUGH. 408 00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:28,262 - LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE. 409 00:13:28,290 --> 00:13:29,880 - ALL RIGHT. WHO'S READY FOR A PARTY? 410 00:13:29,912 --> 00:13:31,952 - UH-OH. DID HE TELL YOU ABOUT THE FEVER? 411 00:13:31,983 --> 00:13:33,233 - YEAH. - HE DID? 412 00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:34,920 ONCE YOU UNLEASH THE FEVER, IT DOESN'T STOP. 413 00:13:34,952 --> 00:13:36,192 - WHOO! 414 00:13:36,229 --> 00:13:37,019 - BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 415 00:13:37,057 --> 00:13:39,577 IT'S HARD NOT TO CATCH THE FEVER. 416 00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:42,481 - I'M DOING MY BEST. 417 00:13:42,511 --> 00:13:44,441 - ♪ IT'S TRICKY TO ROCK A RHYME ♪ 418 00:13:44,478 --> 00:13:46,308 ♪ TO ROCK A RHYME THAT'S RIGHT ON TIME ♪ 419 00:13:46,342 --> 00:13:48,342 ♪ IT'S TRICKY 420 00:13:48,379 --> 00:13:51,109 ♪ TRICKY, TRICKY, TRICKY, TRICKY ♪ 421 00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:54,390 - YOU CAME ALL THIS WAY FOR A SOCK? 422 00:13:54,419 --> 00:13:56,659 - YEAH, WELL, I JUST COULDN'T STOP THINKING 423 00:13:56,697 --> 00:13:59,107 ABOUT JABBAR WITH ONE COLD FOOT, 424 00:13:59,148 --> 00:14:00,598 AND THEN GET FROSTBITE, 425 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:02,462 AND THEN HAVE A LIMP, AND... 426 00:14:02,496 --> 00:14:03,456 YOU KNOW. 427 00:14:03,497 --> 00:14:05,017 - THANKS. 428 00:14:05,051 --> 00:14:07,361 HE'LL, UH--I'M SURE HE'LL APPRECIATE IT. 429 00:14:07,398 --> 00:14:11,018 - OKAY. GOOD. 430 00:14:11,057 --> 00:14:14,127 LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS KIND OF WEIRD. 431 00:14:14,163 --> 00:14:15,233 I MEAN, WE ALREADY HAVE A KID, 432 00:14:15,268 --> 00:14:17,098 AND I'M KIND OF DOING THIS BACKWARDS, 433 00:14:17,132 --> 00:14:19,382 BUT I WANT TO GET TO KNOW YOU. 434 00:14:19,410 --> 00:14:21,210 I WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH YOU. 435 00:14:21,239 --> 00:14:24,379 YOU KNOW? 436 00:14:24,415 --> 00:14:27,245 I'D LIKE TO GO OUT TO DINNER WITH YOU AND TALK, 437 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:30,320 WITHOUT ANY FLYING BICYCLES 438 00:14:30,352 --> 00:14:32,322 OR EXTRATERRESTRIALS OR KIDS. 439 00:14:32,354 --> 00:14:35,944 - YOU MEAN A DATE. 440 00:14:35,978 --> 00:14:36,948 - YEAH. 441 00:14:36,979 --> 00:14:40,219 YOU WANT TO DO THAT? 442 00:14:40,258 --> 00:14:42,158 - YEAH. I GUESS. 443 00:14:42,191 --> 00:14:45,331 - OH. WELL, I'M ONLY TAKING A "YES," SO... 444 00:14:48,611 --> 00:14:50,721 - YES. 445 00:14:50,751 --> 00:14:52,271 - OKAY. 446 00:14:52,305 --> 00:14:53,125 - OKAY. 447 00:14:53,168 --> 00:14:55,338 - I GUESS I WILL SEE YOU ON SATURDAY. 448 00:14:55,377 --> 00:14:57,517 - I GUESS YOU SHALL. 449 00:15:05,456 --> 00:15:07,246 - HOW DO I LOOK? DO I LOOK OKAY? 450 00:15:07,285 --> 00:15:08,385 DOES THIS SUIT LOOK OKAY? - YEAH. 451 00:15:08,424 --> 00:15:09,294 - IT'S NICE, RIGHT? - YES. 452 00:15:09,322 --> 00:15:10,562 - OKAY, LISTEN, I WANT YOU TO CALL ME 453 00:15:10,599 --> 00:15:11,739 IF ANYTHING COMES UP AT ALL. 454 00:15:11,772 --> 00:15:12,642 - OKAY. 455 00:15:12,670 --> 00:15:14,400 - I NEED YOU TO HELP DAD WITH MAX, OKAY? 456 00:15:14,430 --> 00:15:16,190 - RIGHT. 457 00:15:16,225 --> 00:15:17,255 - I TRUST YOU. 458 00:15:17,295 --> 00:15:19,085 - OKAY. - OKAY. 459 00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:21,125 MAX, HONEY, LOOK AT MOM. 460 00:15:21,161 --> 00:15:23,341 I NEED YOU TO BE A GOOD BOY FOR ME THIS WEEKEND, OKAY? 461 00:15:23,370 --> 00:15:25,340 - I ALREADY SAID-- I ALREADY SAID THAT I WOULD. 462 00:15:25,372 --> 00:15:27,132 - SEE? WHY AM I DOING THIS? THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 463 00:15:27,167 --> 00:15:28,237 WHY AM I GOING? 464 00:15:28,272 --> 00:15:29,382 - HEY, HEY, HEY, IT'S OKAY. 465 00:15:29,411 --> 00:15:30,481 YOU'RE GONNA GO, 466 00:15:30,515 --> 00:15:33,275 AND YOU'RE GONNA KICK SOME POLITICAL ASS, OKAY? 467 00:15:33,311 --> 00:15:34,281 LOVE YOU. 468 00:15:34,312 --> 00:15:35,382 - I LOVE YOU TOO. 469 00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:36,587 - ALL RIGHT. - YOU SURE? 470 00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:39,315 - I'M GONNA BE FINE. ALL RIGHT? - OKAY, YEP. 471 00:15:39,352 --> 00:15:40,392 - ALL RIGHT. WE'RE PROUD OF YOU, HONEY. 472 00:15:40,422 --> 00:15:41,602 - OKAY. 473 00:15:41,630 --> 00:15:43,290 - SHE THINKS SHE'S GOING ON A PILGRIMAGE. 474 00:15:43,321 --> 00:15:44,391 - WOULD YOU KNOCK IT OFF? 475 00:15:44,426 --> 00:15:46,216 HEY, DRIVE SAFELY. 476 00:15:46,255 --> 00:15:50,735 - [sighs] BYE. - ALL RIGHT. 477 00:15:50,777 --> 00:15:54,677 [cell phone rings] 478 00:15:54,712 --> 00:15:56,332 HELLO. 479 00:15:56,369 --> 00:15:58,339 - HONEY? - HI, HONEY. 480 00:15:58,371 --> 00:16:00,131 - DO NOT FORGET TO DEFROST THE DINNER THAT I MADE FOR YOU. 481 00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:01,266 - I WON'T FORGET. - IT'S MEATLOAF. 482 00:16:01,305 --> 00:16:02,615 - I WON'T FORGET. - OKAY. 483 00:16:02,651 --> 00:16:04,001 THIS IS A MISTAKE. 484 00:16:04,032 --> 00:16:05,412 - NO, KRISTINA, I WANT THIS FOR YOU. 485 00:16:05,447 --> 00:16:06,617 OKAY, PLEASE, LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU. 486 00:16:06,655 --> 00:16:09,235 I CAN HANDLE IT. I LOVE YOU. 487 00:16:09,278 --> 00:16:11,108 - I LOVE YOU TOO. 488 00:16:13,455 --> 00:16:14,455 - GET OUT OF HERE. 489 00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:15,460 - OKAY. 490 00:16:15,491 --> 00:16:17,051 [phone beeps] 491 00:16:17,079 --> 00:16:18,149 - OKAY, I'M GOING. 492 00:16:18,184 --> 00:16:19,254 - WE'RE GOOD. - I'M LEAVING. 493 00:16:19,288 --> 00:16:21,388 - ALL RIGHT, GOOD-BYE. - I LOVE YOU. 494 00:16:25,294 --> 00:16:26,404 - AND DO YOU KNOW WHO WROTE 495 00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:28,233 THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE? 496 00:16:28,263 --> 00:16:29,823 - MM...YOU? 497 00:16:29,850 --> 00:16:33,060 - NO, NOT ME. THOMAS JEFFERSON. 498 00:16:33,095 --> 00:16:34,295 YOU HEARD OF HIM? - NO. 499 00:16:34,338 --> 00:16:35,478 - OKAY. WELL, HE WAS ONE OF 500 00:16:35,511 --> 00:16:37,441 THE FOUNDING FATHERS OF THIS COUNTRY, 501 00:16:37,479 --> 00:16:38,759 HE WAS OUR THIRD PRESIDENT, 502 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,790 AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE HE WAS? 503 00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:42,207 - MM, NO. 504 00:16:42,242 --> 00:16:43,172 - HE WAS A LAWYER. 505 00:16:43,209 --> 00:16:45,419 AS WAS OUR SECOND PRESIDENT, JOHN ADAMS, 506 00:16:45,452 --> 00:16:46,802 AND MANY OF OUR PRESIDENTS SINCE THEN. 507 00:16:46,833 --> 00:16:48,493 THIS COUNTRY WAS CREATED BY LAWYERS. 508 00:16:48,524 --> 00:16:51,804 SO WHEN HARMONY'S MOM SAYS THAT LAWYERS ARE LIARS, 509 00:16:51,838 --> 00:16:53,808 SHE'S NOT JUST ABSOLUTELY WRONG, 510 00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,670 SHE'S KIND OF INSULTING AMERICA ITSELF. 511 00:16:55,704 --> 00:16:57,054 - AND WE'RE AMERICANS? 512 00:16:57,085 --> 00:16:58,805 - WE'RE AMERICANS. THAT'S RIGHT. 513 00:16:58,845 --> 00:17:00,225 AND WE'RE AN HONEST PEOPLE. 514 00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:01,470 SO THINK ABOUT THAT, OKAY? 515 00:17:01,503 --> 00:17:02,473 - 'KAY. - OKAY. 516 00:17:02,504 --> 00:17:03,474 'CAUSE TELLING THE TRUTH 517 00:17:03,505 --> 00:17:06,195 IS VERY, VERY, VERY IMPORTANT. 518 00:17:06,232 --> 00:17:08,442 - OKAY. 519 00:17:08,475 --> 00:17:13,235 - SO IS THERE ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT TO TELL ME? 520 00:17:13,273 --> 00:17:16,383 - MM... 521 00:17:16,414 --> 00:17:20,804 WHEN'S JABBAR COMING OVER? 522 00:17:20,832 --> 00:17:24,352 - JABBAR'S COMING OVER TONIGHT. 523 00:17:24,388 --> 00:17:27,738 - LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE DOING SUCH INTERESTING THINGS. 524 00:17:27,770 --> 00:17:29,260 YOU KNOW? LOOK AT THIS. 525 00:17:29,289 --> 00:17:30,289 ISN'T IT INSPIRING? IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 526 00:17:30,325 --> 00:17:31,595 - I'LL NEVER GET IN HERE. - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 527 00:17:31,636 --> 00:17:33,156 - DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS 528 00:17:33,190 --> 00:17:34,050 TO GET INTO THIS SCHOOL? - WELL, YOU HAVEN'T TRIED YET. 529 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:35,157 I MEAN, JUST THINK ABOUT ALL THE STUFF 530 00:17:35,192 --> 00:17:36,262 THAT HAPPENED IN THE '60s, 531 00:17:36,296 --> 00:17:39,086 AND THE, YOU KNOW, THE NOBEL PRIZE WINNER PEOPLE 532 00:17:39,127 --> 00:17:40,087 WHO WERE HERE. 533 00:17:40,128 --> 00:17:41,338 AND YOU JUST STAY UP ALL NIGHT, 534 00:17:41,370 --> 00:17:43,230 YOU KNOW, TALKING AND THINKING, 535 00:17:43,269 --> 00:17:44,439 AND SMOKE-- I MEAN, NOT SMOKE. 536 00:17:44,477 --> 00:17:45,437 DON'T SMOKE. 537 00:17:45,478 --> 00:17:47,238 [phone rings] 538 00:17:47,273 --> 00:17:50,173 [overlapping chatter] 539 00:17:50,207 --> 00:17:51,447 - SO HAPPY TO BE HERE. 540 00:17:51,484 --> 00:17:52,734 - OF COURSE. OF COURSE. 541 00:17:52,761 --> 00:17:54,141 ALL RIGHT, HEADS UP, GUYS. 542 00:17:54,176 --> 00:17:55,486 HEADS UP FOR A SECOND. 543 00:17:55,522 --> 00:17:57,212 THIS IS KRISTINA BRAVERMAN. 544 00:17:57,248 --> 00:17:58,798 SHE HELPED ME ON MY VERY FIRST CAMPAIGN 545 00:17:58,836 --> 00:18:00,416 WHEN I RAN FOR SCHOOL BOARD. 546 00:18:00,458 --> 00:18:02,668 SHE HELPED ME WRITE MY PLATFORM, 547 00:18:02,702 --> 00:18:04,742 AND BASICALLY GOT ME ELECTED. 548 00:18:04,773 --> 00:18:06,533 - OH, I DID NOT. - YES, YOU DID. 549 00:18:06,568 --> 00:18:07,708 - NO, I DIDN'T. - YES, YOU DID. 550 00:18:07,741 --> 00:18:09,671 - OKAY. - LISTEN, SHE IS A GREAT ASSET. 551 00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:11,609 USE HER. THANKS. 552 00:18:11,642 --> 00:18:13,132 - BUSY. 553 00:18:13,161 --> 00:18:14,161 - UGH. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. 554 00:18:14,196 --> 00:18:16,126 I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN YOU SAID YOU WERE COMING. 555 00:18:16,164 --> 00:18:17,484 - IT'S BEEN SO LONG. 556 00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:18,610 - I WANT TO HEAR ALL ABOUT THE FAMILY. 557 00:18:18,649 --> 00:18:20,479 WE NEED TO CATCH UP. - YEAH, MAX IS A LITTLE BIT... 558 00:18:20,513 --> 00:18:22,383 - HAVE A DRINK LATER? - YEAH, OF COURSE... 559 00:18:22,411 --> 00:18:24,411 - OH, MY GOD. LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO GO SHAKE SOME TREES. 560 00:18:24,448 --> 00:18:26,168 I'M SORRY. WE'LL TALK. WE'LL CATCH UP LATER. 561 00:18:26,208 --> 00:18:28,588 - GOOD LUCK. 562 00:18:34,630 --> 00:18:36,490 SHOULD I SIT HERE? - YEAH. 563 00:18:36,529 --> 00:18:37,699 - SO WHAT'S GOING ON? 564 00:18:37,737 --> 00:18:40,187 - DUDE, HAVE YOU NAILED DOWN THE BROWN ENDORSEMENT YET? 565 00:18:40,222 --> 00:18:41,912 - DUDE, I'M WORKING ALL THE ANGLES I CAN. 566 00:18:41,948 --> 00:18:44,158 - UM, I--I ACTUALLY KNOW SOMEBODY THAT KNOWS JERRY. 567 00:18:44,192 --> 00:18:47,402 LET ME CHECK. JERRY BROWN... 568 00:18:47,436 --> 00:18:48,606 OR AT LEAST I USED TO... 569 00:18:48,644 --> 00:18:51,304 - KRISTINA? - YEAH. YOU CAN CALL ME DUDE. 570 00:18:51,337 --> 00:18:52,717 - COULD YOU GET SOMETHING TOGETHER 571 00:18:52,752 --> 00:18:54,342 ON THE ASSEMBLYWOMAN'S POSITIONS 572 00:18:54,374 --> 00:18:55,314 ON EDUCATION AND THE ENVIRONMENT? 573 00:18:55,341 --> 00:18:57,341 - UM, YEAH, ACTUALLY THINK I HAVE COPIES 574 00:18:57,377 --> 00:18:59,347 OF HER POSITION PAPERS RIGHT HERE. 575 00:18:59,379 --> 00:19:01,379 - WE WERE THINKING MORE ALONG THE LINES OF SOME TWEETS? 576 00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:03,346 140 CHARACTERS OR LESS. 577 00:19:03,383 --> 00:19:05,523 - A TWEET, HUH? 578 00:19:05,558 --> 00:19:08,728 - DO WE HAVE SECURITY FOR HER SPEECH TONIGHT? 579 00:19:10,390 --> 00:19:12,460 - ALL RIGHT, MAX, TIME TO TURN OFF THAT TV. 580 00:19:12,496 --> 00:19:14,256 - STILL HAVE 20 MORE MINUTES OF GAME TIME. 581 00:19:14,291 --> 00:19:15,261 - WHAT? 582 00:19:15,292 --> 00:19:17,192 UH, WAIT. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 583 00:19:17,225 --> 00:19:19,395 HOLD ON ONE SECOND THERE. MAX, THIS IS WHAT-- 584 00:19:19,434 --> 00:19:20,504 - DAD, I ALREADY OKAYED THIS WITH MOM, SO... 585 00:19:20,538 --> 00:19:23,298 - I TURNED IT OFF FOR 20 MINUTES THIS AFTERNOON. 586 00:19:23,334 --> 00:19:24,344 YOU OWE ME. - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 587 00:19:24,370 --> 00:19:25,580 - I'M GOING TO STEVE'S HOUSE AND DON'T WORRY... 588 00:19:25,612 --> 00:19:26,612 - AND THAT IS NOT THE WAY THAT IT WORKS, AND YOU KNOW IT. 589 00:19:26,648 --> 00:19:28,678 - MOM LETS ME. - HIS PARENTS ARE HOME, SO... 590 00:19:28,719 --> 00:19:29,819 DON'T FREAK OUT OR ANYTHING. - WELL, I'M NOT MOM, OKAY? 591 00:19:29,858 --> 00:19:32,308 AND, YOU, PUT ON A JACKET, OKAY? 592 00:19:32,343 --> 00:19:33,623 - OKAY. DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE GUM IS? 593 00:19:33,655 --> 00:19:34,855 - NO, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE GUM IS. 594 00:19:34,897 --> 00:19:36,447 - I'M NOT COLD REALLY, DAD. 595 00:19:36,934 --> 00:19:39,014 - HEY. - HEY. 596 00:19:39,039 --> 00:19:40,659 WAIT, ISN'T THE DANCE TONIGHT? 597 00:19:40,696 --> 00:19:42,796 - UH, YEAH. I DON'T KNOW. 598 00:19:42,836 --> 00:19:44,526 I'D RATHER JUST WATCH THE GIANTS, YOU KNOW, 599 00:19:44,562 --> 00:19:46,532 AND, UH, GRANDMA'S WATCHING PROJECT RUNWAY, 600 00:19:46,564 --> 00:19:47,844 SO CAN I JUST WATCH THE GAME HERE? 601 00:19:47,876 --> 00:19:49,426 - ALL RIGHT, DREW, COME ON IN. 602 00:19:49,464 --> 00:19:51,784 COME ON. DREW, LISTEN TO ME. 603 00:19:51,811 --> 00:19:55,371 YOU ARE A BRAVERMAN, OKAY? 604 00:19:55,401 --> 00:19:56,371 IT'S GENETIC. 605 00:19:56,402 --> 00:19:57,852 YOU HAVE THE MOVES. 606 00:19:57,886 --> 00:19:59,506 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? 607 00:19:59,543 --> 00:20:01,513 THEY'RE IN YOU. 608 00:20:01,545 --> 00:20:04,435 - YEAH, UM, THAT'S WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT, ACTUALLY. 609 00:20:04,479 --> 00:20:05,479 - LISTEN, JUST GO AND CHECK IT OUT. 610 00:20:05,514 --> 00:20:06,864 IF IT'S HELL ON EARTH, WE'LL COME BACK HERE, 611 00:20:06,895 --> 00:20:08,515 WE'LL WATCH THE REST OF THE GAME, OKAY? 612 00:20:08,552 --> 00:20:10,042 - I DON'T KNOW. IT'S JUST... 613 00:20:10,070 --> 00:20:11,380 - I'M GONNA DRIVE YOU, OKAY? 614 00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:12,517 IT'S SETTLED. ALL RIGHT, HEY, HADDIE. 615 00:20:12,556 --> 00:20:14,936 YOU ARE GONNA STAY HOME, AND YOU ARE GONNA WATCH MAX. 616 00:20:14,972 --> 00:20:16,082 OKAY? 'CAUSE I'M GONNA TAKE DREW TO THE DANCE. 617 00:20:16,111 --> 00:20:18,981 - I'D LIKE TO, BUT I ALREADY CHECKED THIS WITH MOM, 618 00:20:19,010 --> 00:20:20,390 SO I'M GOING TO STEVE'S. 619 00:20:20,426 --> 00:20:21,806 DREW, HANG ON A SECOND. HADDIE. 620 00:20:21,841 --> 00:20:23,391 HEY, LET ME TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND, OKAY? 621 00:20:23,429 --> 00:20:25,429 LOOK AT YOUR COUSIN, OKAY? HE IS NEW AT THIS SCHOOL. 622 00:20:25,465 --> 00:20:28,395 HE'S OBVIOUSLY FEELING AWKWARD ABOUT GOING TO THIS DANCE, OKAY? 623 00:20:28,434 --> 00:20:29,814 NOW, IF HE DOESN'T PUT HIMSELF OUT THERE, 624 00:20:29,849 --> 00:20:31,509 HE COULD JUST BE AN OUTCAST FOREVER. 625 00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:32,780 - FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE? 626 00:20:32,817 --> 00:20:34,367 - FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE. FOREVER, OKAY? 627 00:20:34,405 --> 00:20:35,955 CAN YOU JUST DO THIS FAVOR FOR HIM? 628 00:20:35,993 --> 00:20:38,483 WATCH YOUR BROTHER JUST FOR ONE HOUR, ALL RIGHT? TOPS. 629 00:20:38,513 --> 00:20:40,483 - EXCUSE ME. OKAY. 630 00:20:40,515 --> 00:20:41,445 - THANK YOU. ALL RIGHT, DREW. 631 00:20:41,481 --> 00:20:42,621 COME ON, MAN. 632 00:20:42,655 --> 00:20:44,475 I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW TO USE THE FISHERMAN 633 00:20:44,519 --> 00:20:45,489 TO REEL THAT GIRL IN. 634 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,590 - EW. - PLEASE DON'T. 635 00:20:48,626 --> 00:20:49,866 - HELLO. - HEY. 636 00:20:49,903 --> 00:20:51,463 - HI, JABBAR. 637 00:20:51,491 --> 00:20:53,391 WE'RE SO EXCITED YOU'RE SPENDING THE NIGHT WITH US. 638 00:20:53,424 --> 00:20:54,534 - YEAH. 639 00:20:54,563 --> 00:20:55,673 - SYDNEY, JABBAR'S HERE. - OH, YAY! 640 00:20:55,702 --> 00:20:56,882 - HEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 641 00:20:56,910 --> 00:20:58,880 - I GOT A NEW CALICO CRITTER PENGUIN. 642 00:20:58,912 --> 00:21:02,092 WANT TO SEE? COME ON, LET'S GO. 643 00:21:02,122 --> 00:21:06,372 - WHAT, UH, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 644 00:21:06,403 --> 00:21:08,033 - [clears throat] 645 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:11,099 WELL, THAT'S THE VASE SYDNEY WON'T ADMIT SHE BROKE. 646 00:21:11,131 --> 00:21:13,001 - SO YOU'RE JUST LEAVING IT THERE? 647 00:21:13,030 --> 00:21:15,580 - FOR AS LONG AS IT TAKES. 648 00:21:15,619 --> 00:21:19,659 - YOU, UH, YOU REALIZE THAT'S INSANE AND DANGEROUS? 649 00:21:19,692 --> 00:21:20,832 - WE'RE QUITE AWARE OF THAT. 650 00:21:20,865 --> 00:21:21,995 - THAT'S WHY IT'S CORDONED OFF. 651 00:21:22,039 --> 00:21:23,009 FOR SAFETY. 652 00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:24,390 - OH. 653 00:21:24,421 --> 00:21:25,701 - YEAH. 654 00:21:25,732 --> 00:21:30,572 - OKAY. HA HA. OH, OKAY. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 655 00:21:30,599 --> 00:21:32,499 - JUST FEEL LIKE THE BOOK WAS BETTER, YOU KNOW? 656 00:21:32,532 --> 00:21:35,982 ANYWAY, DID YOU SEE THE, UH, EGGERS STORY IN MCSWEENEY'S? 657 00:21:36,018 --> 00:21:37,568 - I DON'T READ MCSWEENEY'S ANYMORE. 658 00:21:37,606 --> 00:21:39,536 EVER SINCE THEY PASSED ON MY LAST ESSAY. 659 00:21:39,574 --> 00:21:40,544 - MM. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. 660 00:21:40,575 --> 00:21:41,575 - OH, THANKS. 661 00:21:41,610 --> 00:21:42,750 - I READ IT, ACTUALLY. 662 00:21:42,784 --> 00:21:43,754 I THOUGHT IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. 663 00:21:43,785 --> 00:21:45,745 SO FUNNY AND, YOU KNOW, SAD. 664 00:21:45,787 --> 00:21:46,887 - YOU READ MCSWEENEY'S? 665 00:21:46,926 --> 00:21:48,546 - THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. 666 00:21:48,583 --> 00:21:50,523 - OH, YEAH, WELL, 667 00:21:50,550 --> 00:21:52,100 I HAD SOMEBODY HELP ME WITH THE BIG WORDS. 668 00:21:52,138 --> 00:21:53,098 THERE YOU GO. 669 00:21:53,139 --> 00:21:56,689 - THANKS. 670 00:21:56,729 --> 00:21:58,869 - YOU WANT ME TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH THOSE DOUCHES? 671 00:21:58,903 --> 00:22:00,083 - WELL, NOT EVERYBODY'S GONNA BE LIKE THAT, 672 00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:01,671 AND JUST, YOU KNOW, THINK OF IT AS A WAY 673 00:22:01,699 --> 00:22:04,429 TO EXPAND YOUR REPERTOIRE OF OBNOXIOUS BEHAVIOR. 674 00:22:04,461 --> 00:22:06,431 - SARAH? 675 00:22:06,463 --> 00:22:07,983 - JIM. 676 00:22:08,016 --> 00:22:09,496 - HEY. HOW YOU DOING? - OH, MY GOODNESS. 677 00:22:09,535 --> 00:22:11,085 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE HERE. - JIM. 678 00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:12,782 - THIS IS SUCH A-- THIS IS, LIKE, A SIGN. 679 00:22:12,814 --> 00:22:14,854 LIKE IN THE ALCHEMIST, YOU KNOW? 680 00:22:14,885 --> 00:22:16,125 YOU READ THAT BOOK THAT I GAVE YOU? 681 00:22:16,162 --> 00:22:18,652 - I HAVEN'T, BUT I REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO IT. 682 00:22:18,682 --> 00:22:19,652 - OH. 683 00:22:19,683 --> 00:22:20,653 - UM... 684 00:22:20,684 --> 00:22:23,134 - THANK YOU FOR COMING. 685 00:22:23,169 --> 00:22:26,029 - UM, I HAD SUCH A NICE TIME LAST TIME. 686 00:22:26,068 --> 00:22:28,418 - YEAH. IT WAS--IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE LAST TIME. 687 00:22:28,450 --> 00:22:29,590 - THIS IS MY DAUGHTER, AMBER. 688 00:22:29,624 --> 00:22:30,524 - OH, HEY, NICE TO MEET YOU. 689 00:22:30,556 --> 00:22:32,516 YOU KNOW, I MET YOUR BROTHER, BRIEFLY. 690 00:22:32,558 --> 00:22:34,038 NO PUN INTENDED. - WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 691 00:22:34,076 --> 00:22:36,556 - WELL-- [both stammering] 692 00:22:36,596 --> 00:22:38,146 - JIM AND I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER. 693 00:22:38,184 --> 00:22:39,634 - IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 694 00:22:39,668 --> 00:22:40,948 - LONG TIME AGO. YOU LOOK GREAT. 695 00:22:40,980 --> 00:22:42,950 - THANK YOU. - SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 696 00:22:42,982 --> 00:22:44,542 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT AM I DOING HERE? 697 00:22:44,570 --> 00:22:45,540 YOU DON'T KNOW? 698 00:22:45,571 --> 00:22:46,951 - AND WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, 699 00:22:46,986 --> 00:22:48,536 OUR GUEST OF HONOR. 700 00:22:48,574 --> 00:22:51,824 [applause] 701 00:22:51,853 --> 00:22:53,443 - THANK YOU. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 702 00:22:53,475 --> 00:22:54,675 - THANKS, PROFESSOR. THANK YOU. 703 00:22:54,718 --> 00:22:56,438 WELL, I HAVE A FEELING THAT TONIGHT 704 00:22:56,996 --> 00:22:58,646 IS GONNA BE A VERY, 705 00:22:59,550 --> 00:23:02,140 VERY SPECIAL NIGHT. 706 00:23:02,173 --> 00:23:05,073 - OH, BOY. - NIGHTMARE. 707 00:23:08,663 --> 00:23:10,673 - "THE GLOWING, RED EMBERS 708 00:23:10,699 --> 00:23:15,149 OF A FLAME THAT NEVER BURNED." 709 00:23:15,186 --> 00:23:17,706 [applause] 710 00:23:17,741 --> 00:23:19,641 THANK YOU. 711 00:23:19,674 --> 00:23:20,784 SO, I HAVE A NEW ONE 712 00:23:20,813 --> 00:23:24,163 FROM, UH, ANOTHER COLLECTION I'M PUTTING TOGETHER. 713 00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:25,775 UH, THE COLLECTION'S GONNA BE CALLED 714 00:23:25,818 --> 00:23:29,478 THE ONE THAT GOT AWAY... TWICE. 715 00:23:29,511 --> 00:23:30,751 ALTHOUGH, AFTER TONIGHT, 716 00:23:30,788 --> 00:23:34,068 I MIGHT RE-TITLE IT THREE TIMES THE CHARM. 717 00:23:34,102 --> 00:23:37,522 THIS IS CALLED ORCHID BLOOMING. 718 00:23:37,554 --> 00:23:40,004 "PARCHED GROUND 719 00:23:40,039 --> 00:23:42,839 "WELCOMES THE STORM. 720 00:23:42,869 --> 00:23:46,149 "MOIST, WET PETALS 721 00:23:46,183 --> 00:23:47,633 "SLOWLY OPEN, 722 00:23:47,667 --> 00:23:50,837 "BECKONING THE THUNDER, 723 00:23:50,877 --> 00:23:54,567 "YEARNING, SHUDDERING, 724 00:23:54,605 --> 00:23:59,265 "ELECTRIC, LIGHTNING. 725 00:23:59,299 --> 00:24:01,989 THE PINK ORCHID BLOOMS." 726 00:24:02,026 --> 00:24:03,476 - IT'S ABOUT FLOWERS, RIGHT? 727 00:24:03,511 --> 00:24:06,131 - I THINK IT MIGHT BE ABOUT YOUR VAG. 728 00:24:06,168 --> 00:24:07,958 - "...IS READY TO SPRAY ITS LOVE." 729 00:24:07,998 --> 00:24:12,138 - MM. THAT IS DAMN GOOD BEER. 730 00:24:12,174 --> 00:24:14,594 - YEAH. - SURE YOU DON'T WANT ONE? 731 00:24:14,625 --> 00:24:15,655 - WELL, UH, ASSEMBLYMAN FORTUNATO... 732 00:24:15,695 --> 00:24:16,655 - PLEASE. MATT. 733 00:24:16,696 --> 00:24:18,596 - WELL, YOU KNOW WHY WE'RE HERE. 734 00:24:18,629 --> 00:24:20,869 WE WANT YOU TO ENDORSE ASSEMBLYWOMAN BOWSER. 735 00:24:20,907 --> 00:24:22,907 - SHE'S GOING UP AGAINST SOME VERY POWERFUL PEOPLE. 736 00:24:22,944 --> 00:24:26,604 WITH LONG MEMORIES. 737 00:24:26,637 --> 00:24:27,947 - SO LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING. 738 00:24:27,983 --> 00:24:30,053 WHY DID YOU RUN? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 739 00:24:30,089 --> 00:24:31,819 - THE VERY FIRST TIME THAT YOU RAN FOR OFFICE, 740 00:24:31,849 --> 00:24:33,609 WHY'D YOU DO IT? 741 00:24:33,644 --> 00:24:35,784 - WELL, I--I GUESS I WANTED TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. 742 00:24:35,819 --> 00:24:36,749 - MM-HMM. 743 00:24:36,785 --> 00:24:38,715 YOU RAN BECAUSE THAT REFINERY IN RICHMOND 744 00:24:38,753 --> 00:24:42,003 WAS DUMPING HUNDREDS OF GALLONS OF WASTE IN THE AQUIFER. 745 00:24:42,032 --> 00:24:45,902 REMEMBER? 746 00:24:45,932 --> 00:24:47,832 SEE, I WORKED FOR THE STATE WATER BUREAU AT THE TIME, 747 00:24:47,865 --> 00:24:50,205 AND THIS MAN GOT THAT PLANT SHUT DOWN ALONE. 748 00:24:50,247 --> 00:24:51,207 BY HIMSELF. COMPLETELY. 749 00:24:51,248 --> 00:24:52,768 - THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO. 750 00:24:52,801 --> 00:24:55,601 - DUDE, I KNOW. IT WAS A WHILE AGO, DUDE. 751 00:24:55,632 --> 00:24:57,222 ANYWAY, HERE'S THE DEAL. 752 00:24:57,254 --> 00:24:59,674 ASSEMBLYWOMAN BOWSER, SHE WANTS TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE TOO. 753 00:24:59,705 --> 00:25:01,705 YOU KNOW, HER OPPONENTS MIGHT TWIT AND TALK ON-- 754 00:25:01,741 --> 00:25:03,951 - TWEET. - IT'S "TWEET." 755 00:25:03,985 --> 00:25:07,705 - T--WHATEVER, THAT POLLUTION IS BAD, 756 00:25:07,747 --> 00:25:09,847 BUT, YOU KNOW, SHE ACTUALLY HAS A PLAN TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, 757 00:25:09,887 --> 00:25:13,167 A SOLID PLAN, STARTING WITH BETTER REGULATION OF WATERWAYS. 758 00:25:13,201 --> 00:25:14,581 - YOU KNOW I LIKE HER, RIGHT? 759 00:25:14,616 --> 00:25:16,546 - I DO. I KNOW THAT YOU LIKE HER. 760 00:25:16,584 --> 00:25:18,554 BUT... 761 00:25:18,586 --> 00:25:21,136 THE THING IS IS SHE CAN'T DO IT ALONE. 762 00:25:21,174 --> 00:25:24,144 SEE, WE NEED YOUR HELP. 763 00:25:32,669 --> 00:25:34,669 - YOU KNOW, I'VE NEVER REALLY GOTTEN THE HANG 764 00:25:34,705 --> 00:25:37,665 OF THIS WHOLE FORK, SPOON TECHNIQUE. 765 00:25:37,708 --> 00:25:40,058 - HA. WELL, THERE'S A TRICK THAT I LEARNED 766 00:25:40,090 --> 00:25:42,020 WHEN I WENT TO ITALY. 767 00:25:42,057 --> 00:25:44,677 AND THAT IS ORDER THE RAVIOLI. 768 00:25:44,715 --> 00:25:46,055 - MM. - MM? 769 00:25:46,096 --> 00:25:47,576 - YOU WENT TO ITALY? 770 00:25:47,615 --> 00:25:49,755 - MM-HMM. JUST FOR A FEW WEEKS. 771 00:25:49,789 --> 00:25:51,999 JABBAR LOVED IT. 772 00:25:52,033 --> 00:25:54,173 YOU SHOULD HAVE HEARD HIM 773 00:25:54,207 --> 00:25:56,377 SING O SOLE MIO WITH THE GONDOLIER. 774 00:25:56,416 --> 00:25:58,346 IT WAS REALLY CUTE. 775 00:25:58,384 --> 00:26:01,084 - MAN, I WISH I HAD. 776 00:26:06,047 --> 00:26:07,047 [cell phone rings] 777 00:26:07,082 --> 00:26:09,402 OOH. 778 00:26:09,429 --> 00:26:10,879 SORRY. IT'S MY SISTER. 779 00:26:10,914 --> 00:26:12,054 HELLO. 780 00:26:12,087 --> 00:26:13,637 - HI. UM, I'M SO SORRY TO BOTHER YOU, 781 00:26:13,675 --> 00:26:15,125 BUT IT'S JABBAR. - I WANT TO GO HOME. 782 00:26:15,159 --> 00:26:16,199 - HE WANTS TO GO HOME. 783 00:26:16,229 --> 00:26:17,649 - OKAY. HE'S OKAY, THOUGH, YEAH? 784 00:26:17,679 --> 00:26:18,959 - HE'S UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING. 785 00:26:18,991 --> 00:26:20,231 HE WON'T TELL ME WHAT'S HAPPENING, 786 00:26:20,268 --> 00:26:22,028 BUT HE SAYS IT'S AN EMERGENCY. 787 00:26:22,063 --> 00:26:23,373 - OKAY, WE'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 788 00:26:23,409 --> 00:26:24,379 - OKAY, GREAT. SEE YOU SOON. 789 00:26:24,410 --> 00:26:25,690 - ALL RIGHT. - WHAT HAPPENED? 790 00:26:25,722 --> 00:26:27,692 - JABBAR WANTS TO GO HOME. 791 00:26:27,724 --> 00:26:30,214 I THINK HE'S SCARED. - [laughs] 792 00:26:30,243 --> 00:26:31,213 - CHECK PLEASE. 793 00:26:31,244 --> 00:26:33,874 - [sighs] ALL RIGHT. 794 00:26:33,902 --> 00:26:36,662 LET'S JUST DROWN OUR SORROWS IN SOME JUNK FOOD AND BASEBALL. 795 00:26:36,698 --> 00:26:38,288 SHOULD BE ABLE TO CATCH THOSE LATE INNINGS. 796 00:26:38,320 --> 00:26:39,390 - HEY, HOW'D IT GO? 797 00:26:39,425 --> 00:26:42,945 - WELL, I TOOK YOUR DAD'S ADVICE ABOUT CONFIDENCE. 798 00:26:42,980 --> 00:26:45,670 I WENT UP, I ASKED HER TO DANCE, 799 00:26:45,707 --> 00:26:46,667 AND SHE SHOT ME DOWN. 800 00:26:46,708 --> 00:26:47,568 SAID SHE DIDN'T WANT TO, 801 00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:49,296 LIKE, LEAVE HER FRIEND, OR SOMETHING, 802 00:26:49,331 --> 00:26:50,371 WHEN I ASKED HER TO DANCE. 803 00:26:50,401 --> 00:26:52,961 - WELL, YOU KNOW, MAYBE, UM, 804 00:26:52,990 --> 00:26:54,410 HER FRIEND WAS JEALOUS, OR SOMETHING. 805 00:26:54,440 --> 00:26:55,920 LIKE, MAYBE HER FRIEND LIKED YOU. 806 00:26:55,959 --> 00:26:58,889 I DON'T KNOW. SORRY. UM... 807 00:26:58,927 --> 00:27:02,687 OKAY, I'M GONNA GO. - YOU CAN'T GO. 808 00:27:02,724 --> 00:27:05,354 - UM, MAX IS IN BED AND YOU'RE HOME. 809 00:27:05,382 --> 00:27:06,592 - YEAH, WELL, MAX COULD WAKE UP, 810 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:09,765 AND I MIGHT HAVE TO LEAVE ON AN EMERGENCY OR SOMETHING. 811 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,420 YOU CAN'T GO. YOU HAVE TO STAY HERE. 812 00:27:11,457 --> 00:27:12,727 - DAD? - YEAH. 813 00:27:12,769 --> 00:27:14,009 - ARE YOU SERIOUSLY GONNA KEEP ME HERE 814 00:27:14,046 --> 00:27:16,006 BECAUSE I'M WEARING THIS STUPID BRA? 815 00:27:16,048 --> 00:27:18,358 - OF COURSE NOT. IT'S A BRA, SO... 816 00:27:18,395 --> 00:27:20,355 YES, I AM. 817 00:27:20,397 --> 00:27:22,467 - OKAY. 818 00:27:22,502 --> 00:27:23,852 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 819 00:27:23,883 --> 00:27:25,713 IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO LEAVE THE HOUSE 820 00:27:25,747 --> 00:27:26,847 WHILE I'M WEARING THIS BRA... - HADDIE. 821 00:27:26,886 --> 00:27:27,956 - THEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT IT. 822 00:27:27,991 --> 00:27:29,031 - HADDIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 823 00:27:29,061 --> 00:27:31,171 - I'M TRYING TO MAKE YOU HAPPY, DAD. 824 00:27:31,201 --> 00:27:32,371 IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO LEAVE WEARING THIS, 825 00:27:32,409 --> 00:27:33,719 THEN I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR IT. 826 00:27:33,755 --> 00:27:34,955 YOU CAN REST EASY, 827 00:27:34,998 --> 00:27:35,858 AND I'LL SEE YOU AT 11:30. 828 00:27:35,895 --> 00:27:38,475 - HADDIE, GET BACK IN HERE RIGHT NOW. 829 00:27:38,518 --> 00:27:39,828 - WHAT? WE MADE A DEAL. 830 00:27:39,865 --> 00:27:41,035 - HADDIE, IF YOU LEAVE THIS HOU-- 831 00:27:41,073 --> 00:27:43,283 [door slams] 832 00:27:43,316 --> 00:27:45,966 [sighs] 833 00:27:56,744 --> 00:27:58,854 WANT A SODA? 834 00:28:02,232 --> 00:28:03,372 [knock at door] 835 00:28:04,406 --> 00:28:06,266 - HI. SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR DATE. 836 00:28:06,305 --> 00:28:07,755 I--I DON'T-- - WHERE IS HE? 837 00:28:07,789 --> 00:28:09,099 - MOMMY, CROSBY. 838 00:28:09,135 --> 00:28:10,475 - HEY. 839 00:28:10,516 --> 00:28:12,726 WHAT HAPPENED, BUDDY? 840 00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,310 - CAN WE GO HOME NOW? 841 00:28:14,347 --> 00:28:17,247 - WHAT HAPPENED? 842 00:28:17,281 --> 00:28:19,701 - NOTHING. 843 00:28:23,046 --> 00:28:23,866 - WHAT'S THE MATTER? 844 00:28:23,909 --> 00:28:26,769 - I JUST REALLY NEED TO GO HOME NOW. 845 00:28:26,808 --> 00:28:30,018 - OKAY, UM, IS IT SOMETHING YOU NEED TO DO AT HOME? 846 00:28:30,053 --> 00:28:31,023 - YEAH. 847 00:28:31,054 --> 00:28:31,854 - YEAH? 848 00:28:31,882 --> 00:28:36,542 - I NEED TO GO POOP AT HOME BAD. 849 00:28:36,576 --> 00:28:41,366 - OKAY. IT'S--HE'S--OKAY. 850 00:28:41,409 --> 00:28:42,409 - YEAH. 851 00:28:44,446 --> 00:28:46,136 - HEY, MAX, STAY IN THE BACK. 852 00:28:46,172 --> 00:28:47,762 - NOPE! TOO LATE. 853 00:28:47,795 --> 00:28:49,345 - DREW, CAN YOU ASK HIM TO GET IN THE BACK? 854 00:28:49,382 --> 00:28:53,112 LISTEN TO DREW. - JUST--COME ON. 855 00:28:53,145 --> 00:28:55,005 - HEY. - OH, HI, ADAM. 856 00:28:55,043 --> 00:28:57,363 - HEY, IS, UH, IS HADDIE HERE, BY ANY CHANCE? 857 00:28:57,390 --> 00:28:58,840 - YEAH, SHE'S UPSTAIRS WITH STEVE. 858 00:28:58,875 --> 00:29:00,425 - OH. - YEAH, IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 859 00:29:00,462 --> 00:29:01,392 - YEAH, YEAH. 860 00:29:01,429 --> 00:29:03,779 UH, WE JUST HAD A SMALL EMERGENCY AT HOME, 861 00:29:03,811 --> 00:29:05,051 AND SHE HAS TO--YEAH. 862 00:29:05,088 --> 00:29:06,468 - OH, ANYTHING WE CAN DO? - NO, NO, THANKS. 863 00:29:06,503 --> 00:29:08,473 YOU MIND IF I JUST, UH, JUST GO GET HER? 864 00:29:08,505 --> 00:29:09,465 - SURE. - WHERE IS SHE? 865 00:29:09,506 --> 00:29:10,886 - OKAY. JUST UPSTAIRS. 866 00:29:10,921 --> 00:29:12,541 - UPSTAIRS? IS THAT WHERE STEVE'S ROOM IS? 867 00:29:12,578 --> 00:29:14,888 - YEAH. 868 00:29:15,892 --> 00:29:18,522 [distant rock music playing] 869 00:29:19,930 --> 00:29:21,520 - HELLO? 870 00:29:21,552 --> 00:29:23,552 [knocking on door] 871 00:29:25,591 --> 00:29:26,941 - HEY, ADAM, WHAT'S UP? 872 00:29:26,972 --> 00:29:28,492 - MR. BRAVERMAN. 873 00:29:28,525 --> 00:29:29,595 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 874 00:29:29,629 --> 00:29:32,599 - YOU ARE COMING WITH ME RIGHT NOW. 875 00:29:32,632 --> 00:29:35,882 - NO, I'M NOT. 876 00:29:35,912 --> 00:29:38,092 - YES, YOU ARE. 877 00:29:38,121 --> 00:29:39,091 HADDIE. 878 00:29:39,122 --> 00:29:40,432 - HMM? 879 00:29:40,468 --> 00:29:42,948 - OKAY--I'M SORRY. 880 00:29:42,988 --> 00:29:44,088 - RIGHT NOW. COME ON. 881 00:29:44,127 --> 00:29:45,537 - IT'S ALL GOOD. - YOU HAVE EVERYTHING? 882 00:29:45,576 --> 00:29:46,506 - I'LL SEE YOU LATER, ADAM. 883 00:29:46,543 --> 00:29:48,273 - MR. BRAVERMAN. 884 00:29:48,303 --> 00:29:51,893 - RIDICULOUS. - GET DOWNSTAIRS. 885 00:29:51,928 --> 00:29:53,548 THANK YOU. - THANKS FOR COMING OVER. 886 00:29:53,584 --> 00:29:54,834 - OKAY. THANKS. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 887 00:29:54,862 --> 00:29:55,832 - BYE. 888 00:29:55,863 --> 00:29:56,833 - HEY. - WHAT? 889 00:29:56,864 --> 00:29:57,934 - HEY. - WHAT? 890 00:29:57,968 --> 00:30:00,208 DON'T TOUCH ME. DON'T TALK TO ME. 891 00:30:00,246 --> 00:30:01,446 - OKAY, GO. GET IN THE BACK SEAT. 892 00:30:01,489 --> 00:30:02,939 GET IN THE BACK SEAT. - DON'T TALK TO ME. 893 00:30:02,973 --> 00:30:05,253 - I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THIS. 894 00:30:05,286 --> 00:30:06,976 - YOU CAN DO IT, HONEY. 895 00:30:07,012 --> 00:30:08,882 - YEAH, AUNT JULIA'S IS A GREAT PLACE TO GO. 896 00:30:08,910 --> 00:30:11,050 YOU JUST DON'T FOCUS SO MUCH ON THE GOING. 897 00:30:11,085 --> 00:30:13,285 MAYBE, UM--OOH, LET'S SING A SONG. 898 00:30:13,328 --> 00:30:14,988 JASMINE, DO YOU KNOW A SONG? 899 00:30:15,020 --> 00:30:17,130 - I KNOW A SONG. 900 00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:21,370 - ♪ THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND ♪ 901 00:30:21,405 --> 00:30:23,265 all: ♪ ROUND AND ROUND 902 00:30:23,304 --> 00:30:24,624 ♪ ROUND AND ROUND 903 00:30:24,650 --> 00:30:27,930 ♪ THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND ♪ 904 00:30:27,964 --> 00:30:30,594 ♪ ALL THROUGH THE TOWN 905 00:30:30,621 --> 00:30:34,941 ♪ AND THE DOORS ON THE BUS GO OPEN AND SHUT ♪ 906 00:30:34,971 --> 00:30:36,281 - ♪ AND THE PEOPLE BUST OUT 907 00:30:36,317 --> 00:30:38,347 ♪ LIKE CRAZY ENGLISH SOCCER FANS ♪ 908 00:30:38,388 --> 00:30:39,598 ♪ SOCCER FANS 909 00:30:39,630 --> 00:30:42,290 - [laughs] THAT'S NOT HOW THE SONG GOES. 910 00:30:44,670 --> 00:30:46,570 I DID IT. 911 00:30:46,603 --> 00:30:48,293 - YEAH, YOU DID IT. 912 00:30:48,329 --> 00:30:49,299 ALL RIGHT! 913 00:30:49,330 --> 00:30:50,570 - YOU DID. YEAH. 914 00:30:50,607 --> 00:30:52,397 - GOOD WORK. - THERE YOU GO. NICE JOB. 915 00:30:52,436 --> 00:30:54,226 - "ENGLISH SOCCER FANS" ALWAYS WORKS. 916 00:31:00,410 --> 00:31:02,960 - [sighs] 917 00:31:02,999 --> 00:31:06,279 - I CAN'T GET OVER IT. 918 00:31:06,312 --> 00:31:08,112 JIM KAZINSKY. 919 00:31:08,142 --> 00:31:10,452 HE'S A PUBLISHED AUTHOR. 920 00:31:10,489 --> 00:31:16,459 HE USED TO COPY OFF ME IN 10TH GRADE. 921 00:31:16,495 --> 00:31:18,525 - THAT'S COOL. 922 00:31:18,566 --> 00:31:21,636 WRITING A BUNCH OF POEMS 923 00:31:21,672 --> 00:31:26,062 ABOUT A BIG LOSER GETTING LAID BY A HOT LADY. 924 00:31:26,091 --> 00:31:27,161 - YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S NOT NICE. 925 00:31:27,195 --> 00:31:30,985 HE'S NOT A LOSER. HE'S--HE'S SUCH A SPECIAL GUY. 926 00:31:31,027 --> 00:31:34,127 HE MIGHT NOT BE, YOU KNOW, MY SOUL MATE, 927 00:31:34,168 --> 00:31:36,618 BUT HE'S... HE'S TALENTED. 928 00:31:36,653 --> 00:31:39,383 - I GUESS I WAS PROBABLY JUST GROSSED OUT 929 00:31:39,414 --> 00:31:40,664 THAT I HAD TO HEAR, LIKE, 930 00:31:40,691 --> 00:31:43,521 15 BILLION POEMS ABOUT MY MOTHER'S VAGOOZLE. 931 00:31:43,556 --> 00:31:44,656 - YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT THE POINT. 932 00:31:44,695 --> 00:31:47,315 THE POINT IS, THIS IS A GUY WHO READ DYLAN THOMAS 933 00:31:47,353 --> 00:31:49,113 IN HIGH SCHOOL AND WAS INSPIRED, 934 00:31:49,148 --> 00:31:50,698 AND THEN FOLLOWED HIS DREAM. 935 00:31:50,736 --> 00:31:53,426 AND LOOK AT WHAT HE'S ACHIEVED, YOU KNOW? 936 00:31:53,463 --> 00:31:57,163 I MEAN, THAT'S WHAT I WANT FOR YOU, YOU KNOW? 937 00:31:57,191 --> 00:31:58,681 THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT YOU TO THIS SCHOOL. 938 00:31:58,709 --> 00:32:01,299 YOU--YOU JUST CAN'T GIVE UP ON YOURSELF. 939 00:32:01,333 --> 00:32:03,653 I MEAN, THAT'S LIVING PROOF. 940 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,510 YOU JUST CAN'T-- YOU CAN'T GIVE UP ON YOURSELF. 941 00:32:16,589 --> 00:32:17,869 - ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO STAY? 942 00:32:17,901 --> 00:32:20,701 - YEAH, WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF CHUTES AND LADDERS TOURNAMENT. 943 00:32:20,731 --> 00:32:22,491 - OKAY. GIVE ME A HUG. 944 00:32:22,526 --> 00:32:24,486 - TAKE NO PRISONERS. 945 00:32:24,528 --> 00:32:26,318 - 'KAY. 946 00:32:26,358 --> 00:32:27,428 COME ON. 947 00:32:27,462 --> 00:32:30,222 - OKAY. YOU WILL NOT HEAR FROM ME AGAIN TONIGHT. 948 00:32:30,258 --> 00:32:31,398 - LET'S GO! - THANKS. 949 00:32:31,432 --> 00:32:33,162 - COME ON, JULIA! - OKAY. OKAY! 950 00:32:33,192 --> 00:32:35,132 - ENGLISH SOCCER FANS? 951 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:36,130 - YEAH, WELL, YOU STARTED IT 952 00:32:36,161 --> 00:32:38,541 WITH THE WHOLE DOORS OPENING AND SHUTTING. 953 00:32:38,577 --> 00:32:40,227 - THAT'S HOW THE SONG GOES. 954 00:32:40,268 --> 00:32:41,718 - THAT'S NOT HOW THE SONG GOES. 955 00:32:41,752 --> 00:32:43,342 - YES, IT IS. - FOR REAL? 956 00:32:43,375 --> 00:32:45,135 - FOR REAL. - OKAY. 957 00:32:45,170 --> 00:32:47,140 WELL, IT INSPIRED ME. 958 00:32:47,172 --> 00:32:50,452 - GOOD. 959 00:32:50,485 --> 00:32:53,065 IT INSPIRED YOU. 960 00:32:53,109 --> 00:32:56,349 - YOU INSPIRED ME. 961 00:32:56,388 --> 00:32:57,598 - I INSPIRED YOU? 962 00:32:57,630 --> 00:32:59,320 - YEAH. 963 00:32:59,356 --> 00:33:00,696 - REALLY? 964 00:33:00,737 --> 00:33:04,597 - BIG TIME. 965 00:33:04,637 --> 00:33:06,637 - ARE YOU TRYING TO USE MY POO SONG 966 00:33:06,674 --> 00:33:10,544 AS A WAY TO MAKE YOUR MOVE? 967 00:33:10,574 --> 00:33:12,094 - YEAH. 968 00:33:12,128 --> 00:33:13,508 WHAT DO YOU THINK? 969 00:33:13,543 --> 00:33:15,723 - UM, I DON'T KNOW. 970 00:33:15,752 --> 00:33:18,692 WELL, YOU HAVEN'T REALLY MADE A MOVE YET. 971 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,380 CAN'T TELL YOU. 972 00:34:00,624 --> 00:34:04,184 - WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? 973 00:34:04,214 --> 00:34:05,734 - DAD, WHAT WAS I THINKING? 974 00:34:05,767 --> 00:34:07,737 I MEAN, WHAT-- WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? 975 00:34:07,769 --> 00:34:09,769 - I TOLD YOU TO STAY AT HOME, AND YOU JUST TOOK OFF. 976 00:34:09,806 --> 00:34:11,736 - YEAH, WELL, YOU WERE BEING TOTALLY UNREASONABLE. 977 00:34:11,773 --> 00:34:13,813 - WELL, I DON'T CARE IF I'M BEING UNREASONABLE, HADDIE. 978 00:34:13,844 --> 00:34:15,574 YOU'RE 15 YEARS OLD 979 00:34:15,605 --> 00:34:16,875 AND YOU LIVE IN MY HOUSE, 980 00:34:16,916 --> 00:34:18,436 SO YOU DO WHAT I SAY WHEN I SAY IT. 981 00:34:18,470 --> 00:34:20,710 - REALLY? I DO WHATEVER YOU SAY NO MATTER WHAT? 982 00:34:20,748 --> 00:34:21,748 - YES. NO MATTER WHAT. 983 00:34:21,783 --> 00:34:23,483 - OKAY, SO IF YOU TELL ME TO SHAVE MY HEAD, 984 00:34:23,509 --> 00:34:24,719 I HAVE TO DO IT? - YES. 985 00:34:24,752 --> 00:34:26,512 - IF YOU TELL ME TO MURDER SOMEBODY, THEN I HAVE TO DO IT? 986 00:34:26,547 --> 00:34:28,137 - YES. KEEP IT COMING. COME ON. 987 00:34:28,169 --> 00:34:29,789 - DAD, IF YOU TELL ME TO BURN THIS HOUSE DOWN, 988 00:34:29,826 --> 00:34:30,826 THEN I HAVE TO DO THAT? 989 00:34:30,861 --> 00:34:31,661 - YEAH, IF I TELL YOU TO BURN DOWN THE HOUSE, 990 00:34:31,690 --> 00:34:32,900 YOU HAVE TO BURN DOWN THE HOUSE. 991 00:34:32,932 --> 00:34:33,802 - DAD! 992 00:34:35,418 --> 00:34:36,798 OKAY. 993 00:34:39,663 --> 00:34:43,913 DAD, MOM TOLD ME THAT I COULD GO TO STEVE'S HOUSE. 994 00:34:43,943 --> 00:34:46,393 THEN YOU TOLD ME THAT I HAD TO STAY HOME 995 00:34:46,429 --> 00:34:47,779 AND WATCH MAX FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 996 00:34:47,809 --> 00:34:49,779 AND I DID. - RIGHT. 997 00:34:49,811 --> 00:34:51,681 - BUT THEN YOU CAME HOME AND TOLD ME 998 00:34:51,710 --> 00:34:52,850 THAT I COULDN'T GO TO STEVE'S HOUSE 999 00:34:52,883 --> 00:34:56,683 BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T LIKE THE KIND OF BRA I WAS WEARING. 1000 00:35:00,201 --> 00:35:03,831 - I ADMIT THAT THAT WAS, UH... 1001 00:35:03,860 --> 00:35:06,830 INCONSISTENT. 1002 00:35:06,863 --> 00:35:08,453 - INCONSISTENT? 1003 00:35:08,485 --> 00:35:09,585 - I'M CONCERNED ABOUT YOU, HADDIE. 1004 00:35:09,624 --> 00:35:10,834 - YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE. 1005 00:35:10,867 --> 00:35:14,457 YOU WOULD TOTALLY LET DREW HANG OUT WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND. 1006 00:35:14,491 --> 00:35:17,291 YOU WOULD DRIVE HIM TO HANG OUT WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND. 1007 00:35:17,322 --> 00:35:18,602 BUT BECAUSE I'M A GIRL, 1008 00:35:18,633 --> 00:35:24,433 YOU TREAT ME LIKE I'M 12 YEARS OLD. 1009 00:35:24,467 --> 00:35:26,467 - IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE MY DAUGHTER. 1010 00:35:29,472 --> 00:35:30,542 OKAY? AND YOU'RE NOT WRONG. 1011 00:35:30,576 --> 00:35:33,506 THERE IS A DOUBLE STANDARD. 1012 00:35:33,545 --> 00:35:34,505 - YEAH. 1013 00:35:34,546 --> 00:35:36,616 - AND IT'S NOT FAIR. 1014 00:35:36,651 --> 00:35:37,891 - THANKS. 1015 00:35:37,928 --> 00:35:42,758 - BUT THEN AGAIN, NEITHER IS THE WORLD. 1016 00:35:42,795 --> 00:35:44,515 - OKAY, WELL, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 1017 00:35:44,556 --> 00:35:46,656 - THAT'S THE WAY IT IS. 1018 00:36:04,645 --> 00:36:08,505 - ♪ HELLO LAZY MORNING 1019 00:36:12,549 --> 00:36:13,829 - MM. 1020 00:36:13,861 --> 00:36:16,521 - ♪ OH 1021 00:36:16,553 --> 00:36:19,593 ♪ WHERE COULD THE SUN BE THIS AFTERNOON ♪ 1022 00:36:19,625 --> 00:36:21,795 - HEY. 1023 00:36:21,834 --> 00:36:23,424 - HEY. 1024 00:36:23,457 --> 00:36:28,597 - ♪ OH LOOK WHAT THE SUN DID ♪ 1025 00:36:28,634 --> 00:36:33,294 ♪ IT TURNED A GRAY TO BLUE 1026 00:36:33,329 --> 00:36:34,709 - OH, MAN. IT'S 10:16. 1027 00:36:34,744 --> 00:36:35,954 - OH, SO WHAT? 1028 00:36:35,986 --> 00:36:37,606 - WELL, I TOLD JULIA 1029 00:36:37,643 --> 00:36:40,273 THAT I'D PICK JABBAR UP AT 10:30. 1030 00:36:40,301 --> 00:36:41,651 - WELL, JUST BE A FEW MINUTES LATE. 1031 00:36:41,682 --> 00:36:43,582 - WE'RE TALKING ABOUT JULIA HERE. 1032 00:36:43,615 --> 00:36:45,815 YOU KNOW, MY CRAZY SISTER. 1033 00:36:45,858 --> 00:36:49,758 SHE'LL USE THIS AS A TEACHABLE MOMENT. 1034 00:36:49,793 --> 00:36:51,493 PROBABLY HOLD JABBAR HOSTAGE 1035 00:36:51,519 --> 00:36:53,689 UNTIL I LEARN TO BE PUNCTUAL. 1036 00:36:53,728 --> 00:36:55,278 - I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T GO WITH YOU, THEN, 1037 00:36:55,316 --> 00:36:58,626 BECAUSE JABBAR WILL WONDER WHY WE'RE STILL TOGETHER. 1038 00:36:58,664 --> 00:36:59,634 - RIGHT. - YEAH. 1039 00:36:59,665 --> 00:37:01,595 - RIGHT. OKAY. 1040 00:37:01,633 --> 00:37:03,293 UM, GOOD PLAN. 1041 00:37:03,324 --> 00:37:05,294 I WILL GO SUPER FAST, 1042 00:37:05,326 --> 00:37:07,706 AND THEN I WILL SEE YOU IN A FEW MINUTES. 1043 00:37:07,742 --> 00:37:09,502 - OKAY. 1044 00:37:09,537 --> 00:37:13,777 - THAT WAS, UM, REALLY FUN LAST NIGHT. 1045 00:37:13,817 --> 00:37:16,267 I'LL BE BACK. 1046 00:37:19,754 --> 00:37:22,624 - [groans] 1047 00:37:22,654 --> 00:37:24,694 - [sighs] 1048 00:37:24,725 --> 00:37:26,755 FINE. I DID IT. 1049 00:37:26,796 --> 00:37:27,826 I BROKE THE VASE. 1050 00:37:27,866 --> 00:37:29,346 ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? 1051 00:37:29,385 --> 00:37:30,765 - NO, I'M NOT HAPPY. 1052 00:37:30,800 --> 00:37:32,080 - YOU WON, OKAY? YOU WON. 1053 00:37:32,111 --> 00:37:34,361 - SWEETIE, IT'S NOT ABOUT WINNING AND LOSING. 1054 00:37:34,390 --> 00:37:35,360 IT'S ABOUT BEING HONEST. 1055 00:37:35,391 --> 00:37:37,531 - YOU WIN. I LOSE. 1056 00:37:37,565 --> 00:37:39,255 I'LL GO PICK IT UP. 1057 00:37:41,120 --> 00:37:42,850 - OKAY. - DAD, WHERE'S THE BROOM? 1058 00:37:42,881 --> 00:37:45,441 - PANTRY. 1059 00:37:46,747 --> 00:37:47,777 - ALL RIGHTY. 1060 00:37:47,817 --> 00:37:49,817 - WHO WAS THAT PERSON? 1061 00:37:49,853 --> 00:37:52,483 - I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HER AT ALL. 1062 00:37:52,511 --> 00:37:53,311 IT'S FUNNY. 1063 00:37:53,340 --> 00:37:54,550 - WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 1064 00:37:54,582 --> 00:37:55,552 - [sighs] 1065 00:37:55,583 --> 00:37:58,033 - YEAH. 1066 00:37:58,068 --> 00:38:00,998 - JOEL. 1067 00:38:01,037 --> 00:38:03,757 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 1068 00:38:13,843 --> 00:38:16,473 - NO, NO, I'M NOT FALLING FOR THIS. 1069 00:38:16,501 --> 00:38:18,951 YOU DROP THE BERKELEY COLLEGE CATALOGUE IN FRONT OF ME 1070 00:38:18,986 --> 00:38:20,636 AND YOU THINK I'M GONNA GET ALL EXCITED, 1071 00:38:20,677 --> 00:38:22,087 BUT THEN YOU'RE GONNA BREAK MY HEART 1072 00:38:22,127 --> 00:38:23,677 WHEN YOU TELL ME YOU DECIDED NOT TO APPLY, 1073 00:38:23,715 --> 00:38:26,505 SO I SAY... 1074 00:38:26,545 --> 00:38:27,715 WHATEVER. 1075 00:38:27,753 --> 00:38:28,723 - HUH. 1076 00:38:28,754 --> 00:38:30,524 SO FIRST OF ALL, 1077 00:38:30,549 --> 00:38:31,999 IT'S NOT REALLY REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY 1078 00:38:32,033 --> 00:38:33,793 IF YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE DOING, 1079 00:38:33,828 --> 00:38:34,968 AND, SECOND OF ALL, 1080 00:38:35,002 --> 00:38:37,732 IT'S NOT FOR ME. IT'S FOR YOU. 1081 00:38:37,763 --> 00:38:40,733 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1082 00:38:40,766 --> 00:38:44,766 - I THINK YOU SHOULD APPLY TO BERKELEY. 1083 00:38:44,805 --> 00:38:47,695 - WHAT? 1084 00:38:47,739 --> 00:38:49,359 - WELL, WHY NOT? 1085 00:38:49,396 --> 00:38:50,536 I MEAN, IF JIM KAZINSKY 1086 00:38:50,569 --> 00:38:53,119 CAN GET PEOPLE ALL HOT AND BOTHERED ABOUT HIS POETRY, 1087 00:38:53,158 --> 00:38:56,538 THEN ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, RIGHT? 1088 00:38:56,575 --> 00:38:59,535 JUST DON'T GIVE UP ON YOURSELF EITHER, OKAY? 1089 00:38:59,578 --> 00:39:03,928 - ♪ IT TOOK TOO LONG TO SEE ♪ 1090 00:39:03,962 --> 00:39:07,072 ♪ I WAS WRONG TO BELIEVE 1091 00:39:07,103 --> 00:39:09,693 ♪ IN ME ONLY 1092 00:39:13,903 --> 00:39:15,043 - HI THERE. 1093 00:39:15,076 --> 00:39:16,036 - HEY. 1094 00:39:16,077 --> 00:39:18,007 - HEY. WHAT YA READING? 1095 00:39:18,045 --> 00:39:20,805 I READ THAT ONE. 1096 00:39:20,841 --> 00:39:24,711 - HOW'S THE, UH, ADJUSTMENT BACK INTO FAMILY LIFE TREATING YOU? 1097 00:39:24,741 --> 00:39:25,981 - IT'S GOOD. - YEAH? 1098 00:39:26,018 --> 00:39:27,608 - YUP. I MISSED YOU. 1099 00:39:27,641 --> 00:39:28,611 - I MISSED YOU TOO. 1100 00:39:28,642 --> 00:39:29,782 - A LOT. 1101 00:39:29,815 --> 00:39:31,745 - MM. 1102 00:39:31,783 --> 00:39:34,613 - SO, UM... - YEAH? 1103 00:39:34,648 --> 00:39:37,718 - DENISE WANTS ME TO COME WITH HER TO L.A. NEXT WEEK 1104 00:39:37,754 --> 00:39:38,824 FOR A COUPLE OF FUNDRAISERS. 1105 00:39:38,859 --> 00:39:40,409 - OH. OKAY. 1106 00:39:40,447 --> 00:39:41,927 - YEAH. - THAT'S COOL. 1107 00:39:41,965 --> 00:39:43,685 - SHE ALSO OFFERED ME A FULL-TIME JOB 1108 00:39:43,726 --> 00:39:47,796 AS HER COMMUNICATIONS DIRECTOR. 1109 00:39:47,833 --> 00:39:49,773 - UH, CONGRATULATIONS. THAT'S GREAT. 1110 00:39:49,801 --> 00:39:52,491 UM, WHAT'D YOU SAY? 1111 00:39:52,528 --> 00:39:54,078 - WELL, I TOLD HER THAT I WOULD THINK ABOUT IT, 1112 00:39:54,115 --> 00:39:55,805 AND I WOULD TALK TO YOU. 1113 00:39:55,841 --> 00:39:59,161 - SO YOU WANT TO DO IT? 1114 00:39:59,189 --> 00:40:02,539 - KIND OF. I JUST--I DON'T KNOW. 1115 00:40:02,572 --> 00:40:04,232 I MEAN, HONEY, I--I LOVE OUR KIDS, 1116 00:40:04,263 --> 00:40:06,583 AND I LOVE YOU AND I LOVE BEING A MOM. 1117 00:40:06,611 --> 00:40:07,921 I LOVE ALL OF THAT. 1118 00:40:07,957 --> 00:40:09,787 BUT, HONESTLY, WHEN I WAS THERE, 1119 00:40:09,821 --> 00:40:12,931 I FELT SO-- I FELT SO ALIVE, 1120 00:40:12,962 --> 00:40:15,072 AND--AND IT WAS JUST AMAZING. 1121 00:40:15,102 --> 00:40:16,692 IT WAS LIKE I WAS BEING SEEN 1122 00:40:16,724 --> 00:40:18,044 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN SO LONG, YOU KNOW? 1123 00:40:18,070 --> 00:40:21,490 - I GET IT. I GET IT. 1124 00:40:21,522 --> 00:40:22,322 OKAY? 1125 00:40:22,350 --> 00:40:23,870 BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW I SEE YOU. 1126 00:40:23,904 --> 00:40:24,874 - I KNOW. 1127 00:40:24,905 --> 00:40:25,835 I KNOW YOU DO. 1128 00:40:25,871 --> 00:40:28,601 BUT YOU--YOU SEE ME IN A DIFFERENT WAY. 1129 00:40:28,633 --> 00:40:31,743 - I KNOW. 1130 00:40:31,774 --> 00:40:32,744 - ALL RIGHT. - WHAT? 1131 00:40:32,775 --> 00:40:33,975 - SO WE'LL FIGURE THIS OUT. 1132 00:40:34,017 --> 00:40:35,227 - REALLY? - YEAH. 1133 00:40:35,260 --> 00:40:37,780 UM, YOU KNOW, 1134 00:40:37,814 --> 00:40:39,094 I'LL NEED SOME HELP HERE AT THE HOUSE, 1135 00:40:39,126 --> 00:40:41,646 AND I'LL, UH-- I'LL CALL MY MOM. 1136 00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:42,750 YOU KNOW, I THINK THAT SHE'LL BE UP 1137 00:40:42,785 --> 00:40:44,265 FOR STAYING HERE A COUPLE NIGHTS A WEEK. 1138 00:40:44,303 --> 00:40:46,653 AND YOU KNOW, I NEED TO GET SOMEBODY ON THE HOOK 1139 00:40:46,685 --> 00:40:49,475 TO MAKE SURE MAX MAKES IT TO ALL HIS THERAPIES 1140 00:40:49,516 --> 00:40:51,476 AND HADDIE GETS TO ALL HER SPORTING EVENTS, BUT, 1141 00:40:51,518 --> 00:40:53,758 UM, YOU KNOW, AND I CAN ALSO COME HOME FROM WORK EARLY 1142 00:40:53,796 --> 00:40:54,756 ONCE OR TWICE A WEEK, 1143 00:40:54,797 --> 00:40:56,277 AND I CAN START TO, YOU KNOW, 1144 00:40:56,315 --> 00:40:57,865 WORK MORE FROM HOME IN THE MORNING. 1145 00:40:57,903 --> 00:40:58,903 WE'LL WORK IT OUT. 1146 00:40:58,939 --> 00:41:01,009 GET SOME GROCERIES DELIVERED. FIGURE IT OUT. 1147 00:41:01,044 --> 00:41:03,744 - YEAH. NO, YOU KNOW-- 1148 00:41:03,771 --> 00:41:05,011 - WHAT? 1149 00:41:05,048 --> 00:41:09,018 - HONEY, UM, THIS ISN'T THE RIGHT TIME. 1150 00:41:09,052 --> 00:41:11,192 I--I'M NOT GONNA DO IT. - KRISTINA. 1151 00:41:11,227 --> 00:41:13,537 - THIS ISN'T THE RIGHT TIME. MAX AND HADDIE NEED ME HERE. 1152 00:41:13,574 --> 00:41:14,854 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. 1153 00:41:14,886 --> 00:41:16,646 - KRISTINA... - NO, NO. 1154 00:41:16,681 --> 00:41:17,611 - I DON'T WANT YOU TO LOOK BACK ON THIS 1155 00:41:17,647 --> 00:41:18,917 AND FEEL LIKE YOU MISSED OUT ON SOMETHING. 1156 00:41:18,959 --> 00:41:20,819 - I WON'T, I WON'T. 1157 00:41:20,857 --> 00:41:22,787 UH, THIS IS A NO-BRAINER, YOU KNOW? 1158 00:41:22,825 --> 00:41:24,785 I MEAN, THERE'LL BE OTHER CAMPAIGNS, 1159 00:41:24,827 --> 00:41:30,627 AND OUR KIDS ARE ONLY GONNA BE KIDS FOR SO LONG. 1160 00:41:30,660 --> 00:41:31,660 AND I CAN DO IT LATER. 1161 00:41:31,696 --> 00:41:35,216 - ♪ AND IT AIN'T ABOUT LOSING YOUR MIND ♪ 1162 00:41:35,251 --> 00:41:37,011 - ARE YOU SURE? 1163 00:41:37,046 --> 00:41:39,006 - YES, I'M SURE. 1164 00:41:39,048 --> 00:41:41,738 - ♪ BUT IF YOU HAPPEN TO THAT'S FINE ♪ 1165 00:41:41,775 --> 00:41:44,875 - ALL RIGHT. WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS MEETING? 1166 00:41:44,916 --> 00:41:46,986 - UM, IT WAS AWESOME. 1167 00:41:47,021 --> 00:41:47,991 IT WAS SO COOL. 1168 00:41:48,022 --> 00:41:49,752 I MEAN, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN SO PROUD OF ME. 1169 00:41:49,783 --> 00:41:51,853 I, UM... 1170 00:41:51,888 --> 00:41:53,818 I WAS AWESOME. 1171 00:41:53,856 --> 00:41:55,096 I WAS AWESOME. 1172 00:41:55,133 --> 00:41:56,653 YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN ME. 1173 00:41:56,686 --> 00:41:57,886 I WAS JUST-- I WAS IN MY ELEMENT. 1174 00:41:57,929 --> 00:42:00,309 - ♪ FREELY, FREELY 1175 00:42:00,345 --> 00:42:04,275 ♪ MEU CORACAO 1176 00:42:04,314 --> 00:42:07,704 ♪ FREELY, FREELY 1177 00:42:07,732 --> 00:42:10,912 ♪ MEU CORACAO 1178 00:42:10,942 --> 00:42:17,642 ♪ I'D LIKE TO LIVE THAT WAY 1179 00:42:17,673 --> 00:42:22,573 ♪ I'D LIKE TO LIVE 1180 00:42:22,609 --> 00:42:25,889 ♪ THAT WAY