1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,141 - MARK CYR, 11TH GRADE ENGLISH. 2 00:00:02,174 --> 00:00:05,454 - I JUST GAVE NICOTINE GUM TO MY DAUGHTER'S TEACHER. 3 00:00:05,488 --> 00:00:08,728 - WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME? 4 00:00:08,767 --> 00:00:11,597 - HI, I'M GABBY. MAX'S BEHAVIORAL AIDE. 5 00:00:11,632 --> 00:00:14,122 - IT'S JUST SO NICE TO SEE MAX PLAY WITH OTHER KIDS. 6 00:00:14,152 --> 00:00:15,602 YOU MAKE IT SEEM SO EASY. 7 00:00:15,636 --> 00:00:18,566 - I HAVE THE RESULTS OF THE PATERNITY TEST. 8 00:00:18,604 --> 00:00:20,234 I HAVE A SON. 9 00:00:20,261 --> 00:00:22,231 I'M A FATHER. 10 00:00:23,264 --> 00:00:26,104 - HIPS UP, HEELS DOWN. 11 00:00:26,129 --> 00:00:28,369 VERY GOOD. 12 00:00:28,407 --> 00:00:31,407 BACK DOWN TO YOUR KNEES, BREATHING IN. 13 00:00:31,445 --> 00:00:33,205 NOW INHALE. 14 00:00:33,240 --> 00:00:35,240 ARCHING YOUR BACK UP LIKE A KITTY CAT. 15 00:00:35,276 --> 00:00:38,066 AND EXHALE. [exhales loudly] 16 00:00:38,107 --> 00:00:40,557 EXTENDING OUT LIKE A COW, MOO. 17 00:00:40,592 --> 00:00:42,152 - others: MOO. 18 00:00:42,180 --> 00:00:43,870 - BOY, YOU WEREN'T KIDDING, THIS YOGA'S GREAT. 19 00:00:43,905 --> 00:00:45,595 - SHH, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK. 20 00:00:45,631 --> 00:00:47,151 - OH, OKAY, I'LL STOP TALKING. 21 00:00:47,185 --> 00:00:49,595 - AND HIPS UP IN A DOWNWARD FACING DOG. 22 00:00:49,635 --> 00:00:51,425 OH. [groaning softly] 23 00:00:51,465 --> 00:00:55,155 - CROSBY! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG AGAIN. 24 00:00:55,193 --> 00:00:56,303 - YEAH, I'M AWARE OF THAT. 25 00:00:56,332 --> 00:00:58,232 - HOW OLD IS YOUR SON? 26 00:00:58,265 --> 00:01:00,365 - OH, THIS IS JABBAR, HE'S FIVE. 27 00:01:00,405 --> 00:01:02,645 - I'M FIVE, TOO. - I'M FIVE AND A HALF. 28 00:01:02,683 --> 00:01:04,173 - I'M FIVE AND THREE-QUARTERS. 29 00:01:04,202 --> 00:01:05,312 [laughing] - WELL, JABBAR... 30 00:01:05,341 --> 00:01:08,241 I THINK THIS IS WHAT THE YOGIS WOULD CALL FATE, HMM? 31 00:01:08,275 --> 00:01:11,205 WOULD YOU BOYS LIKE TO COME OVER FOR A PLAY DATE? 32 00:01:11,243 --> 00:01:13,833 IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOUR DAD. 33 00:01:13,866 --> 00:01:15,276 - YEAH, WE LOVE PLAY DATES. 34 00:01:15,316 --> 00:01:17,246 - OKAY. - GREAT. 35 00:01:17,284 --> 00:01:21,844 CAN'T WAIT. - YEAH, ME NEITHER. 36 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:24,884 OKAY. - ONE MORE INHALE. 37 00:01:24,912 --> 00:01:27,262 AND EXHALE. SH. 38 00:01:27,294 --> 00:01:29,684 - YOU HAVE TO BREATHE, ADAM. - ALMOST THERE. 39 00:01:29,710 --> 00:01:30,920 - BREATHE. - ALMOST THERE. 40 00:01:30,952 --> 00:01:32,262 - HADDIE! - WHAT? 41 00:01:32,299 --> 00:01:35,129 - COME HERE. 42 00:01:35,164 --> 00:01:36,104 - [scoffs] 43 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:38,370 - HONEY, WHAT ABOUT THESE FOR TOMORROW? 44 00:01:38,408 --> 00:01:39,928 LOOK. THESE WERE IN THE GOODWILL. 45 00:01:39,961 --> 00:01:41,311 - NO, MOM. - THEY'RE PERFECT. 46 00:01:41,342 --> 00:01:43,212 - NO, MOM. MOM, YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS. 47 00:01:43,241 --> 00:01:46,351 AUNT JULIA WORKS IN A REAL OFFICE. 48 00:01:46,382 --> 00:01:47,522 - I WORE THESE TO REAL PLACES. 49 00:01:47,555 --> 00:01:49,205 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - [sigh] 50 00:01:49,247 --> 00:01:51,247 IT'S CAREER WEEK, AND I GET TO TAKE MONDAY OFF 51 00:01:51,283 --> 00:01:53,223 TO SHADOW SOMEBODY IN THE CAREER OF MY CHOOSING. 52 00:01:53,251 --> 00:01:54,871 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY CAREER? 53 00:01:54,907 --> 00:01:57,427 - I CAN REALLY ANSWER THAT IF YOU WANT. 54 00:01:57,462 --> 00:01:59,532 - AH! HA-HA! 55 00:01:59,567 --> 00:02:00,777 - OKAY. - GOT IT! 56 00:02:00,810 --> 00:02:02,850 - GOOD JOB, HONEY. - GOT IT, HIGH FIVE. 57 00:02:02,881 --> 00:02:04,611 - WHOO! - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT. 58 00:02:04,641 --> 00:02:06,161 - SO CUTE. - NO. 59 00:02:06,195 --> 00:02:07,265 - HERE WE GO. - NO. 60 00:02:07,299 --> 00:02:09,889 THIS IS ONE OF THOSE BRAVERMAN FAMILY FUN THINGS, 61 00:02:09,922 --> 00:02:10,992 AND I'M NOT DOING IT. - YES, IT IS. 62 00:02:11,027 --> 00:02:13,307 - WELL, I'M GOING TO A MOVIE AT 5:00 WITH STEVE, 63 00:02:13,340 --> 00:02:14,790 AND MOM ALREADY GAVE ME PERMISSION. 64 00:02:14,824 --> 00:02:16,414 - SORRY. - ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 65 00:02:16,446 --> 00:02:17,516 IT'S FINE, WE STILL HAVE AN HOUR 66 00:02:17,551 --> 00:02:18,791 FOR BRAVERMAN FAMILY BONDING. 67 00:02:18,828 --> 00:02:20,618 YOU GUYS MOUNT UP, I'M GONNA GO GET THE BOY. 68 00:02:20,657 --> 00:02:22,727 - WELL, THE BOY STILL HAS 40 MINUTES LEFT WITH GABBY. 69 00:02:22,763 --> 00:02:24,423 - NO, HE DOESN'T. - UH, YEAH, HE DOES. 70 00:02:24,454 --> 00:02:26,394 IT'S ON A GIGANTIC SCHEDULE IN THE KITCHEN, 71 00:02:26,422 --> 00:02:28,422 AND IT'S HARD TO MISS. - I'M SORRY, HONEY. 72 00:02:28,458 --> 00:02:30,458 WE CAN DO THIS ANOTHER TIME. - IT'S GONNA BE GREAT. 73 00:02:30,495 --> 00:02:33,565 WE GOT 20 MINUTES. WE'RE GONNA GO AROUND THE BLOCK. 74 00:02:33,601 --> 00:02:35,531 - HONEY, WE CAN DO THIS ANOTHER TIME. 75 00:02:35,569 --> 00:02:36,949 - MOM. - IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 76 00:02:36,984 --> 00:02:38,924 HE HAS TO STICK TO THAT SCHEDULE. 77 00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:40,541 - I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD STOP RIGHT NOW. 78 00:02:40,574 --> 00:02:41,854 - [sighs] 79 00:02:41,885 --> 00:02:43,715 YOU'RE GONNA GET PAID FOR THE ENTIRE SESSION. 80 00:02:43,749 --> 00:02:45,369 COME ON, IT'S AN ENTIRE SUNDAY AFTERNOON OFF. 81 00:02:45,406 --> 00:02:46,476 I'M SURE THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER THINGS 82 00:02:46,511 --> 00:02:47,341 YOU'D RATHER BE DOING. 83 00:02:47,374 --> 00:02:48,584 - WE'RE REALLY MAKING STRIDES WITH 84 00:02:48,616 --> 00:02:49,716 HIS STICKER SYSTEM RIGHT NOW 85 00:02:49,755 --> 00:02:50,995 AND I'D HATE TO DERAIL ALL THAT HARD-- 86 00:02:51,032 --> 00:02:52,212 - GABY. - GABY? 87 00:02:52,241 --> 00:02:55,381 I FINISHED MATH, CAN I HAVE MY SPIDERMAN STICKERS NOW? 88 00:02:55,416 --> 00:02:56,966 - HOW YOU DOING, PAL? 89 00:02:57,004 --> 00:02:59,214 - ACTUALLY, MAX, THE DEAL WAS 90 00:02:59,248 --> 00:03:01,908 YOU FINISH MATH AND READING, AND YOU GET YOUR STICKERS. 91 00:03:01,940 --> 00:03:03,700 - OKAY, CAN WE START READING THEN? 92 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:08,290 - GET TO IT. 93 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:14,440 - YEAH. IT'S NICE. 94 00:03:14,470 --> 00:03:16,270 IT'S NICE TO LIVE HERE. 95 00:03:16,299 --> 00:03:17,779 AND OF COURSE, WHAT 38-YEAR-OLD WOMAN 96 00:03:17,818 --> 00:03:20,338 DOES NOT ENJOY LIVING AT HOME WITH HER PARENTS? 97 00:03:20,372 --> 00:03:21,442 - [chuckles] - THAT'S A REAL... 98 00:03:21,477 --> 00:03:24,507 - SOUNDS FUN. 99 00:03:24,549 --> 00:03:25,719 - I JUST TOLD YOU HOW OLD I AM. 100 00:03:25,757 --> 00:03:27,277 - THAT'S OKAY. 101 00:03:27,310 --> 00:03:28,350 ALL RIGHT, I--YOU'RE-- 102 00:03:28,380 --> 00:03:29,590 YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER WHO'S A JUNIOR, 103 00:03:29,623 --> 00:03:31,943 I KIND OF ASSUMED YOU DIDN'T HAVE HER WHEN YOU WERE TEN. 104 00:03:31,970 --> 00:03:34,350 - REALLY? - YEAH. 105 00:03:34,386 --> 00:03:36,836 YOU WANNA KNOW ACTUALLY WHAT I WAS THINKING JUST THERE? 106 00:03:36,871 --> 00:03:39,051 - YES. - YOU'VE HAD YOUR ARMS CROSSED 107 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:40,600 FOR ALMOST THIS ENTIRE WALK, 108 00:03:40,634 --> 00:03:42,334 AND I REALLY WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND, 109 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:44,530 BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT WHEN THEY'RE LIKE THAT. 110 00:03:44,569 --> 00:03:46,429 DO I TRY TO GO FOR THAT ONE, OR THAT--I MEAN, IT'S... 111 00:03:46,467 --> 00:03:48,537 SO I DON'T KNOW IF-- WELL, THERE YOU GO. 112 00:03:48,573 --> 00:03:50,543 SEE, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 113 00:03:50,575 --> 00:03:53,295 YOU'RE--YOU'RE SO GOOD. 114 00:03:53,336 --> 00:03:54,746 - I'VE GOT 12 YEARS ON YOU. 115 00:03:54,786 --> 00:03:57,306 - THAT'S TRUE. - [giggles] 116 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:03,074 - I'M SORRY. - OH, SORRY. 117 00:04:03,104 --> 00:04:04,384 - NO, I'M SORRY. - I'M SORRY. 118 00:04:04,416 --> 00:04:05,206 - I'M SORRY. 119 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,625 I MISREAD THE HAND-HOLDING THING. 120 00:04:06,660 --> 00:04:08,970 - NO, YOU DIDN'T. COME HERE. 121 00:04:09,007 --> 00:04:12,487 - [clears throat] 122 00:04:12,528 --> 00:04:15,628 - IT'S JUST, UH... 123 00:04:15,669 --> 00:04:17,809 I JUST CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT AMBER. 124 00:04:17,843 --> 00:04:20,333 I LIED TO HER TODAY. 125 00:04:20,363 --> 00:04:22,683 I WAS GONNA TELL HER, AND THEN SHE CALLED ME "PULCHRITUDINOUS." 126 00:04:22,710 --> 00:04:24,710 AND I GOT DISTRACTED. 127 00:04:26,093 --> 00:04:27,473 OH, YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? 128 00:04:27,508 --> 00:04:28,788 - NO, NO, THAT MEANS BEAUTIFUL. 129 00:04:28,820 --> 00:04:30,340 PULCHRITUDINOUS. 130 00:04:30,373 --> 00:04:32,583 IT'S ONE OF HER S.A.T. WORDS. - IT IS? 131 00:04:32,617 --> 00:04:35,687 - SHE USED IT APPROPRIATELY, I'M PROUD OF HER. 132 00:04:35,723 --> 00:04:38,383 - THANKS. 133 00:04:38,416 --> 00:04:40,306 DUMB. - NO. 134 00:04:40,349 --> 00:04:41,559 HERE'S A THOUGHT ABOUT AMBER. 135 00:04:41,591 --> 00:04:44,561 I THINK THAT WE SHOULD TAKE, LIKE, A TEST RUN 136 00:04:44,594 --> 00:04:48,504 WHERE WE MAKE OUT, AND WE JUST SEE HOW THAT GOES. 137 00:04:48,529 --> 00:04:51,329 BECAUSE IT WOULD BE A TOTAL WASTE IF WE TOLD AMBER 138 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:54,710 AND THEN IT TURNS OUT THAT WE ACTUALLY REPULSE EACH OTHER. 139 00:04:54,742 --> 00:04:56,612 - [mouths] OKAY. 140 00:04:56,641 --> 00:04:58,061 [Amos Lee's Colors] 141 00:04:58,090 --> 00:05:04,340 - ♪ WHEN YOU'RE GONE 142 00:05:04,373 --> 00:05:06,483 ♪ ALL THE COLORS FADE 143 00:05:06,513 --> 00:05:11,623 ♪ WHEN YOU'RE GONE 144 00:05:11,656 --> 00:05:13,796 ♪ NO NEW YEAR'S DAY PARADE 145 00:05:13,830 --> 00:05:19,800 ♪ YOU'RE GONE 146 00:05:19,836 --> 00:05:23,386 ♪ COLORS SEEM TO FADE 147 00:05:23,426 --> 00:05:24,566 - NOTHING. - NO CHEMISTRY. 148 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:25,910 - MM-MM. - NO SPARK, NOTHING. 149 00:05:25,946 --> 00:05:27,086 - NOT A THING. - JUST... 150 00:05:27,119 --> 00:05:28,639 WELL, LET ME TRY IT ONE MORE TIME. 151 00:05:34,472 --> 00:05:36,892 - ♪ MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU ALWAYS ♪ 152 00:05:36,922 --> 00:05:39,552 ♪ AND MAY YOUR WISHES ALL COME TRUE ♪ 153 00:05:39,580 --> 00:05:41,890 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS DO FOR OTHERS ♪ 154 00:05:41,927 --> 00:05:44,477 ♪ AND LET OTHERS DO FOR YOU 155 00:05:44,516 --> 00:05:46,896 ♪ MAY YOU BUILD A LADDER TO THE STARS ♪ 156 00:05:46,932 --> 00:05:49,142 ♪ AND CLIMB ON EVERY RUNG 157 00:05:49,176 --> 00:05:51,626 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY 158 00:05:51,661 --> 00:05:53,941 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 159 00:05:53,974 --> 00:05:56,564 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE RIGHTEOUS ♪ 160 00:05:56,597 --> 00:05:58,807 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE TRUE ♪ 161 00:05:58,841 --> 00:06:01,601 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS KNOW THE TRUTH ♪ 162 00:06:01,637 --> 00:06:03,597 ♪ AND SEE THE LIGHTS SURROUNDING YOU ♪ 163 00:06:03,639 --> 00:06:06,609 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS BE COURAGEOUS ♪ 164 00:06:06,642 --> 00:06:08,582 ♪ STAND UPRIGHT AND BE STRONG ♪ 165 00:06:08,609 --> 00:06:10,749 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY 166 00:06:10,784 --> 00:06:13,444 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 167 00:06:13,476 --> 00:06:15,746 ♪ MAY YOU STAY 168 00:06:15,789 --> 00:06:18,899 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 169 00:06:20,241 --> 00:06:23,071 [honking] 170 00:06:24,487 --> 00:06:26,727 - OKAY, I'M COMING! 171 00:06:26,765 --> 00:06:27,795 I'M READY! 172 00:06:27,835 --> 00:06:29,525 - OH, LOOK AT YOU! - I KNOW. 173 00:06:29,561 --> 00:06:31,491 DO YOU LIKE MY HAIR? - HADDIE, HONEY. 174 00:06:31,529 --> 00:06:32,699 YOU FORGOT YOUR LUNCH. 175 00:06:32,737 --> 00:06:35,187 - UM, IT'S OKAY, AUNT JULIA SAID SHE'S TAKING ME OUT. 176 00:06:35,222 --> 00:06:36,952 - IT'S EGG SALAD. - OKAY, MORNING, CHRISTINA. 177 00:06:36,982 --> 00:06:39,092 WE'RE BURNING BILLABLE HOURS HERE SO WE GOTTA GO. 178 00:06:39,122 --> 00:06:41,162 - JULIA, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DOING THIS, 179 00:06:41,193 --> 00:06:42,753 IT'S SO SWEET OF YOU. SHE'S SO EXCITED. 180 00:06:42,781 --> 00:06:44,441 - OH, GOOD. - CAN I GIVE YOU SOME MONEY? 181 00:06:44,473 --> 00:06:45,783 - NO, NO. 182 00:06:45,819 --> 00:06:47,059 NO, I'M TAKING HER OUT ON THE FIRM'S DIME. 183 00:06:47,096 --> 00:06:48,546 - OH, IF YOU'RE SURE, THAT'S GREAT. 184 00:06:48,580 --> 00:06:49,580 - YEAH. - THANK YOU. 185 00:06:49,616 --> 00:06:50,686 THANK HER. - UH-HUH, I DID. 186 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:51,650 - OKAY. - OKAY. 187 00:06:51,687 --> 00:06:53,547 - BE NICE, BE CORDIAL-- - OKAY, I GOT IT. 188 00:06:53,585 --> 00:06:54,825 THANKS, MOM, BYE. - THANKS, JULES. 189 00:06:54,862 --> 00:06:56,662 - I GOTTA GO, OKAY. - I KNOW. 190 00:06:56,692 --> 00:06:57,732 - BYE! 191 00:07:00,212 --> 00:07:01,942 - THIS ONE. - OH, COME ON. 192 00:07:01,973 --> 00:07:03,083 - I KNOW THIS ONE. 193 00:07:03,112 --> 00:07:05,152 - COGITATE. - COGITATING. 194 00:07:05,183 --> 00:07:07,883 - [giggles] - IT MEANS TO... 195 00:07:07,910 --> 00:07:11,260 NOT KNOW THE ANSWER. - AH! COME ON. 196 00:07:11,292 --> 00:07:12,952 AMBER! - I KNOW. 197 00:07:12,984 --> 00:07:14,574 - S.A.T.'S ARE IN FIVE DAYS, 198 00:07:14,606 --> 00:07:15,946 YOU GOTTA KNOW ALL OF THESE COLD. 199 00:07:15,987 --> 00:07:18,537 - UGH, "NOISY AND DIFFICULT TO CONTROL." 200 00:07:18,576 --> 00:07:19,986 - HUH, IT'S WEIRD, YOU FORGOT THAT ONE. 201 00:07:20,025 --> 00:07:22,815 - OH, THAT'S SO FUNNY. - [chuckles] 202 00:07:22,856 --> 00:07:24,196 - I REALLY AM STUDYING REALLY HARD. 203 00:07:24,236 --> 00:07:26,266 I'M EVEN USING MY WORDS IN EVERYDAY SPEECH. 204 00:07:26,307 --> 00:07:29,967 YOU CAN CALL MY MOM AND ASK FOR CORROBORATION IF YOU PLEASE. 205 00:07:30,001 --> 00:07:32,521 - WELL, I'M NOT GONNA DO THAT. 206 00:07:32,555 --> 00:07:36,105 BUT I WILL ASK YOU IF YOU HAVE YOUR iPOD WITH YOU. 207 00:07:36,145 --> 00:07:37,835 - NO. 208 00:07:37,871 --> 00:07:40,491 THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED ON SCHOOL GROUNDS, SO WHY WOULD I-- 209 00:07:40,529 --> 00:07:43,049 - I KNOW YOU'RE PACKING, I SAW YOU. 210 00:07:43,083 --> 00:07:45,883 - UNBELIEVABLE. 211 00:07:45,913 --> 00:07:48,573 JUST BECAUSE I MISS ONE WORD, I'M ROBBED OF THE ONLY THING 212 00:07:48,606 --> 00:07:50,916 THAT PROVIDES DISTRACTION FROM THIS ORDEAL. 213 00:07:50,953 --> 00:07:53,023 - NO, I'M NOT PUNISHING YOU. 214 00:07:53,058 --> 00:07:54,678 IN FACT, I'VE BEEN REALLY IMPRESSED 215 00:07:54,715 --> 00:07:55,815 BY HOW HARD YOU'VE BEEN WORKING. 216 00:07:55,854 --> 00:07:58,204 SO I GOT YOU A LITTLE PRESENT. 217 00:07:58,236 --> 00:08:00,616 - WHAT IS IT? 218 00:08:02,965 --> 00:08:05,755 - [clears throat] 219 00:08:08,142 --> 00:08:09,662 - YOU MADE ME A PLAYLIST? 220 00:08:09,696 --> 00:08:11,726 - MM-HMM. 221 00:08:11,767 --> 00:08:15,217 SO FOR THE NEXT FIVE DAYS, 222 00:08:15,253 --> 00:08:18,843 YOU ARE GOING TO EAT, SLEEP, AND BREATHE THE S.A.T.'S. 223 00:08:18,877 --> 00:08:21,877 - WOW. - AND THIS SHOULD HELP. 224 00:08:21,915 --> 00:08:23,735 - THANKS. - OKAY. 225 00:08:23,779 --> 00:08:26,779 AND ALSO TAKE THESE. 226 00:08:26,816 --> 00:08:28,676 THEY'RE VERY IMPORTANT. - COOL. 227 00:08:28,715 --> 00:08:31,095 - ALL RIGHT. - THANK YOU. GREAT. 228 00:08:31,131 --> 00:08:32,931 - WORK ON THEM. - I WILL. 229 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,130 - DON'T JUST LET THEM COLLECT DUST. 230 00:08:34,168 --> 00:08:35,198 - OKAY. - I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 231 00:08:35,238 --> 00:08:36,758 - OKAY, BYE. 232 00:08:36,792 --> 00:08:39,732 [doorbell rings] 233 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:41,210 - HEY. - HI. 234 00:08:41,244 --> 00:08:44,664 - WELCOME. - OH, WOW. WHAT A DUMP. 235 00:08:44,696 --> 00:08:45,866 - OH! 236 00:08:45,904 --> 00:08:48,014 - I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THIS. - YES, WELL... 237 00:08:48,044 --> 00:08:50,084 THE ONE PERK OF CATCHING YOUR HUSBAND 238 00:08:50,115 --> 00:08:53,185 WITH AN H-O-O-K-E-R. 239 00:08:53,222 --> 00:08:54,672 - OH. - WE HAVE A POOL. 240 00:08:54,706 --> 00:08:56,916 - MY DAD HAS AN OCEAN. 241 00:08:56,950 --> 00:08:58,950 - OH, JABBAR, IT'S NOT POLITE TO BRAG. 242 00:08:58,986 --> 00:09:00,126 - [giggles] - IT'S MORE OF A MARINA 243 00:09:00,160 --> 00:09:02,680 THAN IT IS AN OCEAN. - OH, OKAY. 244 00:09:02,714 --> 00:09:04,134 - WHOA. - [giggles] 245 00:09:04,164 --> 00:09:07,104 MILO, WHY DON'T YOU GO SHOW JABBAR THE TENNIS COURT? 246 00:09:07,132 --> 00:09:08,932 - OH, THE TENNIS COURTS. 247 00:09:08,962 --> 00:09:12,032 THAT'S--YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW HOW COMPETITIVE HE'S GONNA BE. 248 00:09:12,068 --> 00:09:15,038 WE DON'T REALLY HAVE HIM ON THE COUNTRY CLUB CIRCUIT YET. 249 00:09:15,071 --> 00:09:16,661 - OH, PLEASE. [giggles] 250 00:09:16,694 --> 00:09:18,184 MILO CAN BARELY HOLD A RACQUET. 251 00:09:18,212 --> 00:09:21,702 MY EX HAS THIS IDEA THAT HE'S GOING TO GROW UP 252 00:09:21,733 --> 00:09:23,363 TO BE A TENNIS STAR. 253 00:09:23,390 --> 00:09:26,670 SO WHAT ABOUT YOU AND JABBAR'S MOM? 254 00:09:26,704 --> 00:09:30,054 ARE YOU GUYS COOL? - YEAH. UH, WE ARE. 255 00:09:30,086 --> 00:09:31,986 IT'S A FUNNY STORY, ACTUALLY. - OH. 256 00:09:32,019 --> 00:09:33,229 - CROSBY! - YEAH? 257 00:09:33,262 --> 00:09:35,612 - WE'RE PLAYING TAG, AND YOU'RE IT! 258 00:09:35,644 --> 00:09:37,924 - OH, I'M IT? WELL, YOU BETTER KEEP IT MOVING THEN. 259 00:09:37,956 --> 00:09:40,026 - [giggles] - TAG IN THE POOL! 260 00:09:40,062 --> 00:09:42,102 [roaring] 261 00:09:42,133 --> 00:09:43,103 [roaring] 262 00:09:43,134 --> 00:09:44,624 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 263 00:09:44,653 --> 00:09:47,103 AH! JUMP IN THE POOL! WOO-HOO! 264 00:09:48,795 --> 00:09:50,935 - WOW, THIS LOOKS GOOD. - [giggles] 265 00:09:50,969 --> 00:09:52,939 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 266 00:09:52,971 --> 00:09:54,211 - SO WHEN DID YOU FIRST REALIZE 267 00:09:54,248 --> 00:09:55,868 THAT YOU WANTED TO BE A LAWYER? 268 00:09:55,905 --> 00:09:57,975 - ALL RIGHT, I WAS IN A CIVIL RIGHTS CLASS 269 00:09:58,011 --> 00:10:00,121 WHEN I WAS AT STANFORD. GO CARDINAL, BY THE WAY. 270 00:10:00,151 --> 00:10:02,331 PUT THAT IN YOUR REPORT, IT'LL DRIVE YOUR CAL DAD NUTS. 271 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:04,810 - OH, MY GOD, I WILL. I'M SECRETLY A STANFORD GIRL. 272 00:10:04,845 --> 00:10:07,115 - SO...CIVIL RIGHTS CLASS. 273 00:10:07,158 --> 00:10:09,188 IT WAS ALL ABOUT THE FUNDAMENTAL RIGHTS 274 00:10:09,229 --> 00:10:10,679 THAT WE HAVE AS CITIZENS. 275 00:10:10,713 --> 00:10:12,893 AND THE WAY THAT WE'RE ALL PROTECTED EQUALLY 276 00:10:12,922 --> 00:10:14,062 UNDER THE LAW. 277 00:10:14,096 --> 00:10:16,406 AND MAYBE IT SOUNDS CORNY, BUT IT MEANT A LOT TO ME. 278 00:10:16,443 --> 00:10:20,173 - AUNT JULIA, I HAD NO IDEA THAT YOU DID THAT KIND OF LAW. 279 00:10:20,205 --> 00:10:23,205 - WELL, UH... [clears throat] 280 00:10:23,243 --> 00:10:25,183 NO, I DON'T, ACTUALLY. 281 00:10:25,210 --> 00:10:27,110 RIGHT NOW, ANYWAY. - OH. 282 00:10:27,143 --> 00:10:28,463 WHAT KIND OF LAW DO YOU DO? 283 00:10:28,489 --> 00:10:30,149 - HOW DO I EXPLAIN IT? 284 00:10:30,181 --> 00:10:32,011 YOU'VE HEARD THE TERM "MERGERS AND ACQUISITIONS?" 285 00:10:32,045 --> 00:10:33,005 - MM-HMM. 286 00:10:33,046 --> 00:10:35,186 - MY JOB DEALS WITH THE LEGAL IMPLICATIONS. 287 00:10:35,220 --> 00:10:36,980 CORPORATE STRATEGY, CORPORATE FINANCE. 288 00:10:37,015 --> 00:10:39,115 IT'S THE BUYING, SELLING, AND COMBINING OF COMPANIES. 289 00:10:39,155 --> 00:10:42,295 AT THE END OF THE DAY, WE CAN PROVIDE THE ACQUIRED COMPANY 290 00:10:42,331 --> 00:10:44,131 WITH A BUY-OUT PACKAGE. 291 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:46,300 - IS IT--IS IT A LOT OF MONEY? 292 00:10:46,335 --> 00:10:48,335 - NOT IF I DO MY JOB RIGHT. 293 00:10:48,371 --> 00:10:49,931 - OH. 294 00:10:49,959 --> 00:10:51,689 - WAIT...MAYBE JUST-- 295 00:10:51,720 --> 00:10:53,170 DON'T--DON'T INCLUDE THAT PART. 296 00:10:53,204 --> 00:10:56,074 THAT'S--IT'S MORE COMPLICATED THAN I JUST EXPLAINED. 297 00:10:56,103 --> 00:10:59,313 - THAN SCREWING SOME POOR SLOB OUT OF HIS RETIREMENT? 298 00:10:59,348 --> 00:11:01,208 - WHAT? 299 00:11:01,246 --> 00:11:03,176 - PRETTY WOMAN! 300 00:11:03,214 --> 00:11:05,154 I WAS--I WAS QUOTING JULIA ROBERTS. 301 00:11:05,181 --> 00:11:08,081 BUT DON'T WORRY, I KNOW THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S REALLY LIKE. 302 00:11:11,256 --> 00:11:12,286 - I WANT CHOCOLATE. 303 00:11:12,326 --> 00:11:13,806 - YOU WANT CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? 304 00:11:13,845 --> 00:11:15,155 [phone ringing] - VANILLA. 305 00:11:15,191 --> 00:11:17,231 - VANILLA. OKAY. 306 00:11:17,262 --> 00:11:19,402 - OH, IT'S MY BROTHER. 307 00:11:19,437 --> 00:11:20,777 HEY, WHAT'S UP? 308 00:11:20,818 --> 00:11:23,168 - WELL, UH, A COUPLE OF THINGS. 309 00:11:23,199 --> 00:11:24,299 NUMBER ONE, 310 00:11:24,338 --> 00:11:26,168 I HAVE TO CANCEL OUR WEEKLY BASKETBALL GAME TONIGHT. 311 00:11:26,202 --> 00:11:27,272 I AM SORRY ABOUT THAT. 312 00:11:27,307 --> 00:11:28,517 AND NUMBER TWO, 313 00:11:28,549 --> 00:11:31,479 I NEED A RECOMMENDATION FOR A HIP RESTAURANT. 314 00:11:31,518 --> 00:11:33,138 - ONE, THAT'S, LIKE, THE EIGHTH TIME IN A ROW 315 00:11:33,175 --> 00:11:34,305 YOU'VE CANCELLED THE GAME. 316 00:11:34,348 --> 00:11:35,968 SO TECHNICALLY, I DON'T THINK WE CAN 317 00:11:36,005 --> 00:11:37,415 REFER TO IT AS "WEEKLY" ANYMORE. 318 00:11:37,455 --> 00:11:39,105 - YEAH, ALL RIGHT, JACKASS. 319 00:11:39,146 --> 00:11:40,416 - LISTEN, WHAT KIND OF "HIP" ARE WE TALKING ABOUT? 320 00:11:40,458 --> 00:11:43,768 ANNIVERSARY HIP, OR GUYS OUT ON THE TOWN HIP? 321 00:11:43,806 --> 00:11:45,216 - NO, IT'S JUST THESE TWO RETAIL CLIENTS 322 00:11:45,256 --> 00:11:46,736 ARE IN FROM OUT OF TOWN, 323 00:11:46,775 --> 00:11:47,845 AND SOMEBODY HAS TO SHOW THEM A GOOD TIME. 324 00:11:47,879 --> 00:11:49,229 I DREW THE SHORT STRAW. 325 00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:51,090 - ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE THE RIGHT GUY FOR THE JOB? 326 00:11:51,124 --> 00:11:52,854 - YEAH, VERY FUNNY. - WRITE THIS DOWN. 327 00:11:52,884 --> 00:11:55,514 TAKE THEM TO CASA VILLA ON SAN PABLO. 328 00:11:55,542 --> 00:11:57,542 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. - ALL RIGHT. 329 00:11:57,578 --> 00:11:58,928 - WELL, THEY'LL LOVE IT. 330 00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:01,889 YOU'LL TOLERATE IT, OKAY? - THANKS. 331 00:12:01,928 --> 00:12:03,338 - YEAH, NO, NO. - CAN WE GET TWO? 332 00:12:03,377 --> 00:12:04,477 - NO, NO, WE'LL GET IT AT THE TABLE. 333 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:06,236 WE'RE GOOD, WE'RE GOOD. HI, HI. 334 00:12:06,277 --> 00:12:07,347 I'M ADAM BRAVERMAN. 335 00:12:07,381 --> 00:12:09,001 - YOU MUST BE CROSBY'S BROTHER. 336 00:12:09,038 --> 00:12:10,798 - YES. - I HAVE A TABLE FOR YOU GUYS. 337 00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:12,523 - OKAY. - RIGHT THIS WAY, GENTLEMEN. 338 00:12:12,559 --> 00:12:14,419 - YEAH, IT'S MY WIFE, I'LL BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 339 00:12:14,457 --> 00:12:16,147 - WE'LL BE ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT. 340 00:12:16,874 --> 00:12:18,194 HEY, HONEY, WHAT'S UP? 341 00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:20,220 - HEY, HONEY, CAN YOU GET OUT OF YOUR DINNER? 342 00:12:20,256 --> 00:12:22,286 - UH, WHY--WHY, WHAT? SOMETHING HAPPENED? 343 00:12:22,327 --> 00:12:24,357 - NO, NO, THERE'S A THREE-HOUR BUG MOVIE 344 00:12:24,398 --> 00:12:25,468 PLAYING AT THE IMAX, 345 00:12:25,503 --> 00:12:28,923 AND HADDIE TOOK MAX, SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 346 00:12:28,955 --> 00:12:31,785 - LOOK, YOU JUST QUEUE UP THE VAN MORRISON, 347 00:12:31,820 --> 00:12:33,240 I'LL BE HOME AS SOON AS I CAN. 348 00:12:33,269 --> 00:12:35,379 - OH, HEY, ADAM. 349 00:12:35,409 --> 00:12:37,789 KITTEN'S ON THE GRILL. 350 00:12:37,826 --> 00:12:41,236 - SOON AS I CAN. ALL RIGHT, BYE. 351 00:12:41,277 --> 00:12:44,247 [dance music] 352 00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:49,910 ♪ 353 00:12:49,941 --> 00:12:52,321 HI. HI, CHECK. 354 00:12:52,357 --> 00:12:53,807 YOU GUYS ARE GOOD, RIGHT? 355 00:12:53,842 --> 00:12:54,912 YOU'RE ALL SET? 356 00:12:54,946 --> 00:12:56,286 - WHOA. - CAN WE GET ONE MORE ROUND? 357 00:12:56,327 --> 00:12:57,467 - ONE MORE. - OKAY, ONE MORE ROUND. 358 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:58,990 - WHOO! - YEAH, ALL RIGHT. 359 00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:00,329 BETTER MAKE MINE A VIRGIN. 360 00:13:00,365 --> 00:13:01,325 THERE YOU GO. THANK YOU. 361 00:13:01,366 --> 00:13:04,466 [phone ringing] 362 00:13:04,507 --> 00:13:07,407 SORRY, GUYS. JUST...MY WIFE. 363 00:13:07,441 --> 00:13:10,311 ♪ 364 00:13:10,341 --> 00:13:12,071 HEY. 365 00:13:12,101 --> 00:13:13,411 THE, UH, THE MARGARITA TWINS 366 00:13:13,447 --> 00:13:15,237 ARE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE HERE. 367 00:13:15,277 --> 00:13:17,207 BUT, UH, I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN. 368 00:13:17,244 --> 00:13:18,494 WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 369 00:13:18,521 --> 00:13:19,831 - UM, ACTUALLY, I'M SORRY, 370 00:13:19,868 --> 00:13:21,388 BUT IT WAS A FALSE ALARM, OKAY? 371 00:13:21,421 --> 00:13:23,461 MAX HAD A MELTDOWN DURING ONE OF THE TRAILERS, 372 00:13:23,492 --> 00:13:24,562 SO THEY CAME HOME EARLY. 373 00:13:24,596 --> 00:13:26,216 I'M JUST CALLING TO SEE IF YOU PICK UP 374 00:13:26,253 --> 00:13:27,363 SOME CORNFLAKES ON THE WAY HOME. 375 00:13:27,392 --> 00:13:29,052 - HONEY, WE ALREADY HAVE CORNFLAKES. 376 00:13:29,084 --> 00:13:30,504 I GOT CORNFLAKES, YOU GOT CORNFLAKES. 377 00:13:30,533 --> 00:13:33,303 - HONEY, I KNOW THAT, BUT I ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT 378 00:13:33,329 --> 00:13:35,189 THE ONES WITH STRAWBERRIES, OKAY? 379 00:13:35,228 --> 00:13:36,508 MAX SAID THAT THEY LOOKED LIKE TOES. 380 00:13:38,438 --> 00:13:41,298 - OKAY, I'LL PICK UP SOME CORNFLAKES 381 00:13:41,337 --> 00:13:43,407 WITHOUT TOES IN THEM. 382 00:13:43,443 --> 00:13:45,243 BYE, HONEY. - [giggles] 383 00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:51,348 - AND A VIRGIN STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI FOR YOU, SIR. 384 00:13:53,384 --> 00:13:55,594 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 385 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:57,597 - ANOTHER ROUND! - WHOO! ANOTHER ROUND! 386 00:13:57,629 --> 00:13:59,289 all: WHOO! [giggles] 387 00:13:59,321 --> 00:14:00,461 - THAT WAS A GOOD ONE. 388 00:14:00,494 --> 00:14:02,574 - JUST ONE. - YEAH. 389 00:14:06,949 --> 00:14:09,499 - UGH. 390 00:14:09,538 --> 00:14:11,298 AH. 391 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,340 - OH! 392 00:14:15,371 --> 00:14:17,891 HONEY, HOW MANY MARGARITAS DID YOU HAVE? 393 00:14:17,926 --> 00:14:19,376 - JUST TWO. - JUST TWO? 394 00:14:19,410 --> 00:14:20,340 ASPIRIN'S IN THE CABINET, 395 00:14:20,376 --> 00:14:22,096 AND YOU MIGHT WANNA PUT SOME PANTS ON-- 396 00:14:22,137 --> 00:14:23,477 - I'M DONE. - 'CAUSE GABY'S 397 00:14:23,517 --> 00:14:24,617 GONNA BE HERE ANY MINUTE-- WAIT, CLEAN UP YOUR STUFF. 398 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:26,656 - NOPE. - MAX. 399 00:14:26,693 --> 00:14:28,563 - I THINK GABY MIGHT BE CALLING IN SICK TODAY. 400 00:14:28,591 --> 00:14:30,701 - REALLY? WHY'S THAT? 401 00:14:30,731 --> 00:14:33,111 - WELL, I SAW HER AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT. 402 00:14:33,148 --> 00:14:34,428 - YOU SAW GABY AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT? 403 00:14:34,459 --> 00:14:35,559 - MM-HMM. - WHAT? 404 00:14:35,598 --> 00:14:37,188 SHE'S NOT EVEN OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK, 405 00:14:37,221 --> 00:14:38,911 HOW COULD YOU SEE HER AT-- - OH, YEAH, SHE IS. 406 00:14:38,947 --> 00:14:40,707 AND IF TWO MARGARITAS CAN DO THIS TO ME, 407 00:14:40,741 --> 00:14:43,021 I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT TEN TEQUILA SHOTS 408 00:14:43,054 --> 00:14:45,544 DID TO HER LAST NIGHT. - WHAT? 409 00:14:45,574 --> 00:14:47,964 STICKER SYSTEM GABY WAS SHOOTING TEQUILA LAST NIGHT? 410 00:14:47,990 --> 00:14:49,990 - OH, YEAH, IT WAS LIKE A GIRLS GONE WILD VIDEO. 411 00:14:50,027 --> 00:14:51,367 YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW HOW 412 00:14:51,407 --> 00:14:53,477 SHE CAN SPEND ALL DAY DEALING WITH KIDS LIKE MAX, 413 00:14:53,513 --> 00:14:55,143 AND THEN JUST LEAVE IT ALL BEHIND. 414 00:14:55,170 --> 00:14:56,030 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 415 00:14:56,067 --> 00:14:57,927 THAT SHE LEAVES HERE, AND GOES HOME, 416 00:14:57,966 --> 00:14:59,206 AND THINKS ABOUT MAX ALL NIGHT? 417 00:14:59,243 --> 00:15:00,423 I MEAN, SHE HAS A LIFE, YOU KNOW. 418 00:15:00,451 --> 00:15:02,321 - THAT'S WHAT I DO. [doorbell rings] 419 00:15:02,349 --> 00:15:03,489 - MM. - UM, THAT'S HER. 420 00:15:03,523 --> 00:15:04,703 PUT YOUR PANTS ON. - YEP. 421 00:15:04,731 --> 00:15:05,661 COME ON, LET'S CHECK IT OUT. 422 00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:08,007 - HONEY, NO. - I WANNA SEE HOW SHE LOOKS. 423 00:15:08,045 --> 00:15:10,495 I DON'T WANT HER AROUND MAX IN CASE SHE'S LOOKING LIKE-- 424 00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:12,950 - LIKE YOU? 425 00:15:12,981 --> 00:15:14,741 - I DID READING, MATH, AND WRITING. 426 00:15:14,775 --> 00:15:16,395 CAN I HAVE MY STICKERS NOW? 427 00:15:16,432 --> 00:15:18,332 - DO I GET A "GOOD MORNING" FIRST? 428 00:15:18,365 --> 00:15:19,185 - GOOD MORNING. 429 00:15:19,228 --> 00:15:20,748 DO I GET AN EXTRA STICKER FOR THAT? 430 00:15:20,781 --> 00:15:22,061 - HI, GUYS. both: HI. 431 00:15:22,093 --> 00:15:23,343 - I GET AN EXTRA STICKER. 432 00:15:23,370 --> 00:15:25,060 - HAVE YOU BEEN OUTSIDE YET? IT'S GORGEOUS. 433 00:15:25,096 --> 00:15:26,506 - YEAH, SURE IS. 434 00:15:26,546 --> 00:15:28,236 - SEE YOU LATER. - BYE. 435 00:15:28,272 --> 00:15:29,622 - MORNING. - MORNING. 436 00:15:29,652 --> 00:15:31,242 - SHE LOOKS LIKE A MESS. 437 00:15:31,275 --> 00:15:33,065 SHE LOOKS WRECKED, HONEY. - VERY FUNNY. 438 00:15:33,104 --> 00:15:36,114 - MM-HMM. - YEAH. 439 00:15:36,142 --> 00:15:37,702 - YOU'RE NOT WEARING PANTS. 440 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:39,319 - THAT'S CORRECT. - HEY, HAD. 441 00:15:39,352 --> 00:15:41,152 - HEY, HOW WAS YOUR CAREER DAY WITH JULIA? 442 00:15:41,181 --> 00:15:42,491 - OH, MY GOD, IT WAS REALLY AMAZING. 443 00:15:42,527 --> 00:15:44,427 - OH, WHOO! - IT'S SO NICE TO HAVE 444 00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:47,190 THIS, LIKE, FEMALE PROFESSIONAL 445 00:15:47,222 --> 00:15:48,982 THAT I CAN LOOK UP TO, YOU KNOW? 446 00:15:49,017 --> 00:15:50,497 - MM-HMM, THAT'S GREAT, HONEY. 447 00:15:50,535 --> 00:15:51,735 - OH, MY GOD, THERE'S THIS GUY, 448 00:15:51,778 --> 00:15:53,498 HIS NAME'S, LIKE, ROSS OR SOMETHING-- 449 00:15:53,538 --> 00:15:54,678 I DON'T KNOW. AS FAR AS I CAN TELL, 450 00:15:54,712 --> 00:15:56,652 HIS ENTIRE JOB IS JUST TO GET AUNT JULIA 451 00:15:56,679 --> 00:15:58,509 A LATTE WHENEVER SHE WANTS. 452 00:15:58,543 --> 00:15:59,683 - WOW, LATTE GUY. - [scoffs] 453 00:15:59,717 --> 00:16:01,197 THAT WOULD BE SO COOL. - YEAH. 454 00:16:01,236 --> 00:16:02,436 YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE WAY 455 00:16:02,478 --> 00:16:03,718 THAT EVERYBODY JUST RESPECTED HER. 456 00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:06,785 IT'S LIKE--LIKE, HER SECRETARY IS A DUDE. 457 00:16:06,827 --> 00:16:08,167 FIRST OF ALL. 458 00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:10,688 AND EVERYBODY CALLS HER "MS. BRAVERMAN." 459 00:16:10,728 --> 00:16:13,798 IT'S LIKE SHE'S HER OWN POWERFUL WOMAN, YOU KNOW? 460 00:16:13,834 --> 00:16:14,634 OH, MY GOD. 461 00:16:14,663 --> 00:16:17,493 SHE TOOK ME OUT TO LUNCH AT THIS, 462 00:16:17,528 --> 00:16:19,808 LIKE, REALLY EXPENSIVE PLACE. [sighs] 463 00:16:19,840 --> 00:16:21,670 IT WAS THE BEST MEAL I HAVE EVER HAD. 464 00:16:21,704 --> 00:16:23,714 - THIS IS THE WORLD'S LARGEST KNOT. 465 00:16:23,741 --> 00:16:25,361 - HEY, SWEETIE, COME HERE. 466 00:16:25,398 --> 00:16:26,808 YOU KNOW, HADDIE REALLY GOT ME THINKING 467 00:16:26,847 --> 00:16:29,467 ABOUT WHY I GOT INTO LAW. 468 00:16:29,505 --> 00:16:30,705 - YEAH? - DO YOU REMEMBER 469 00:16:30,748 --> 00:16:32,608 WHAT I USED TO SAY IN SCHOOL ALL THE TIME? 470 00:16:32,646 --> 00:16:34,716 - YEAH, THAT YOU WANTED TO MAKE PARTNER BY 30? 471 00:16:34,752 --> 00:16:36,552 - NO, I SAID THAT ONCE. 472 00:16:36,581 --> 00:16:38,761 NO, I SAID THAT ONCE I PAID OFF MY STUDENT LOANS, 473 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:40,450 I WOULD GO TO WORK FOR LEGAL AID. 474 00:16:40,482 --> 00:16:42,832 - [chuckles] YEAH, YOU SAID THAT ONCE. 475 00:16:42,863 --> 00:16:46,143 AND IF I RECALL, IT WAS AFTER A AL GORE RALLY. 476 00:16:46,177 --> 00:16:48,037 ALL RIGHT, SWEET PEA, YOU ARE OFFICIALLY DRESSED. 477 00:16:48,076 --> 00:16:49,146 GO GET YOUR BACKPACK. 478 00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:52,320 UM, WHAT IS THIS ABOUT? 479 00:16:52,356 --> 00:16:54,246 - WELL, I GOT INTO THE LAW TO USE IT TO HELP PEOPLE, 480 00:16:54,289 --> 00:16:55,389 AND ALL I'M DOING IS HELPING 481 00:16:55,428 --> 00:16:58,598 BIG COMPANIES CRUSH LITTLE COMPANIES. 482 00:16:58,638 --> 00:17:00,158 - YOU LOVE CRUSHING LITTLE COMPANIES. 483 00:17:00,191 --> 00:17:04,611 - I KN--I KNOW, BUT WHAT KIND OF PERSON LOVES THAT? 484 00:17:04,644 --> 00:17:07,614 - [chuckles] - [sighs] 485 00:17:09,131 --> 00:17:10,721 - FRANK, I'M SORRY. I'M HERE. 486 00:17:10,753 --> 00:17:12,723 TRAFFIC WAS TERRIBLE. - HEY. 487 00:17:12,755 --> 00:17:16,095 - HEY. - THIS...CAME FOR YOU. 488 00:17:18,451 --> 00:17:20,321 MM-HMM. 489 00:17:20,349 --> 00:17:22,279 - OH! 490 00:17:22,317 --> 00:17:24,727 NO ONE'S EVER SENT ME FLOWERS AT WORK BEFORE. 491 00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:27,147 - PROBABLY COMES WITH NOT HAVING AN OFFICE. 492 00:17:27,184 --> 00:17:30,084 - OH, GOD. 493 00:17:30,118 --> 00:17:32,148 - "PULCHRITUDINOUS?" 494 00:17:32,189 --> 00:17:34,289 - IT MEANS BEAUTIFUL. 495 00:17:40,714 --> 00:17:41,824 - SO WAIT A MINUTE... 496 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,303 HOW YOUNG IS YOUNG? 497 00:17:43,338 --> 00:17:44,818 LIKE, YOU WERE SAYING HE WAS YOUNG, BUT... 498 00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,266 - YEAH. - HOW YOUNG IS HE? 499 00:17:46,306 --> 00:17:47,826 - YOU KNOW, LIKE, 29. - OH. 500 00:17:47,859 --> 00:17:49,689 WELL, THAT'S NOT TOO BAD. - NO, HE'S 26. 501 00:17:49,723 --> 00:17:51,313 I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M LYING. - 26? 502 00:17:51,346 --> 00:17:52,546 - YEAH. - THAT'S NOT BAD. 503 00:17:52,588 --> 00:17:54,418 - THAT'S 12 YEARS. - IT'S 11 YEARS. 504 00:17:54,452 --> 00:17:56,282 IT'S 11 YEARS, AND EIGHT MONTHS. 505 00:17:56,316 --> 00:17:58,836 - NO, THIS IS A GOOD THING. - THAT'S A GREAT THING. 506 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,910 - AND HE'S AMBER'S-- HE'S AMBER'S ENGLISH TEACHER? 507 00:18:00,941 --> 00:18:03,121 - YEAH. - I KNOW. 508 00:18:03,151 --> 00:18:04,741 - SO WHAT? YOU SHOULD JUST GO FOR IT. 509 00:18:04,773 --> 00:18:06,223 GOOD, GO FOR IT. - YEAH. 510 00:18:06,257 --> 00:18:08,287 - YEAH? - I THINK IT'S GREAT, YOU KNOW? 511 00:18:08,328 --> 00:18:09,668 - I LOVE IT. - YOU'RE BOTH ADULTS. 512 00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:12,229 - YEAH. - AND HE'S SORT OF AN ADULT. 513 00:18:12,263 --> 00:18:13,853 - [laughing] HE'S AN ADULT. 514 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:15,715 - I'M SORRY, HOLD ON. WAIT, IS HE HOT? 515 00:18:15,749 --> 00:18:17,749 - YES, OKAY. I MEAN, THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 516 00:18:17,786 --> 00:18:19,646 - NO, I'M CHECKING. - HE'S SCRUFFY, LIKE-- 517 00:18:19,684 --> 00:18:20,934 HE LOOKS LIKE MARK RUFFALO, KIND OF. 518 00:18:20,961 --> 00:18:22,891 - MM! - I LOVE MARK RUFFALO. 519 00:18:22,929 --> 00:18:24,209 - YEAH. - HE IS SO CUTE. 520 00:18:24,241 --> 00:18:25,591 I SAY YOU HIT THAT. 521 00:18:25,621 --> 00:18:27,621 - UH, DID YOU? - I DID. 522 00:18:27,658 --> 00:18:28,828 - [laughing] - OKAY. 523 00:18:28,866 --> 00:18:31,586 NOW THAT WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT YOU'RE GONNA HIT THAT. 524 00:18:31,627 --> 00:18:33,417 - I AM? OH, WOW. - UH-HUH, YOU ARE. 525 00:18:33,457 --> 00:18:35,907 - AND I HAVE A PERTINENT QUESTION. 526 00:18:35,942 --> 00:18:37,082 YOU'RE MAKING A FIRST IMPRESSION, 527 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,766 YOU DON'T WANT TO SCARE HIM AWAY WITH, LIKE, A CHIA PET. 528 00:18:39,808 --> 00:18:40,598 - OH. - OKAY, MARK MIGHT BE EXPECTING 529 00:18:40,636 --> 00:18:41,906 SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE...LESS. 530 00:18:41,948 --> 00:18:42,738 - CHRISTINA! - WHAT? 531 00:18:42,776 --> 00:18:44,636 - WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIME WE HAVE 532 00:18:44,675 --> 00:18:46,155 ONE OF THESE FAMILY GET-TOGETHERS, 533 00:18:46,194 --> 00:18:47,924 IT TURNS INTO A TO-DO LIST FOR ME? 534 00:18:47,954 --> 00:18:48,924 - HOW MUCH LESS? IS THAT WHAT YOU HAVE? 535 00:18:48,955 --> 00:18:50,885 - CROSBY THINKS CHANGING THE OIL IS OPTIONAL. 536 00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:52,412 - A SQUARE HAIR? 537 00:18:52,441 --> 00:18:54,861 all: A LANDING STRIP. 538 00:18:54,892 --> 00:18:57,412 - FOR SOMEBODY'S AIRPLANE. - [laughing] 539 00:18:57,446 --> 00:18:58,786 - WHAT IS GOING ON? all: NOTHING. 540 00:18:58,827 --> 00:18:59,927 - WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 541 00:18:59,966 --> 00:19:01,926 - SARAH'S HAVING SEX WITH AMBER'S ENGLISH TEACHER. 542 00:19:01,968 --> 00:19:03,758 - NOT YET, NOT YET, DON'T TELL. 543 00:19:03,797 --> 00:19:04,937 - WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? 544 00:19:04,971 --> 00:19:07,801 - I JUST HAVE A DATE. I'M NOT--I'M GONNA HAVE A DATE. 545 00:19:07,836 --> 00:19:09,356 - JUST A STRATEGY SESSION. 546 00:19:09,389 --> 00:19:11,179 - UH-HUH. - SO WE'RE PREPARING. 547 00:19:11,219 --> 00:19:12,979 - ADAM, PLEASE. - ALL RIGHT. 548 00:19:13,013 --> 00:19:15,983 [all talking at once] 549 00:19:16,016 --> 00:19:17,396 - HAVEN'T TOUCHED HIS PICKLE YET. 550 00:19:17,432 --> 00:19:18,672 - [sigh] - WHICH REMINDS ME. 551 00:19:18,709 --> 00:19:19,849 - I'M GONNA WASH MY HANDS. 552 00:19:19,882 --> 00:19:21,612 - I'M SUPPOSED TO PICK UP THE GIRLS TOMORROW NIGHT. 553 00:19:21,643 --> 00:19:22,823 BUT IF I SEE HIM, I CAN'T. 554 00:19:22,851 --> 00:19:24,271 AND--CAN ANYBODY HELP ME? - I CAN'T DO IT. 555 00:19:24,301 --> 00:19:26,301 I HAVE TO BE HERE WITH MAX AND GABY, I'M SORRY. 556 00:19:26,337 --> 00:19:27,747 HE CAN. - WHAT? 557 00:19:27,787 --> 00:19:30,307 - I JUST CAN'T. - OH, ADAM CAN DO IT. 558 00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:31,861 YEAH. - YOU JUST NEED A BREAK. 559 00:19:31,894 --> 00:19:33,314 - CAN ADAM DO IT? - YES. 560 00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:34,734 - THANK YOU, ADAM. - SEE YOU LATER. 561 00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:36,349 - ADAM CAN DO IT! - SERIOUSLY, I WANNA KNOW 562 00:19:36,382 --> 00:19:37,802 WHAT YOU'VE GOT GOING ON DOWN HERE. 563 00:19:37,831 --> 00:19:41,971 - ♪ OOH, YOU'RE GONNA FIND YOURSELF SOMEWHERE ♪ 564 00:19:42,008 --> 00:19:44,358 ♪ SOMEHOW 565 00:19:44,390 --> 00:19:46,360 - [whispers] HEY. 566 00:19:46,392 --> 00:19:47,952 - LOOKS LIKE YOU GUYS HAD A BIG DAY, HUH? 567 00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:50,289 - OH, IT WAS COLOSSAL. - OH, GOOD. 568 00:19:50,327 --> 00:19:51,567 - HEY, IF YOU'RE COOL WITH IT, 569 00:19:51,604 --> 00:19:55,954 I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE ANOTHER COLOSSAL DAY WITH HIM TOMORROW. 570 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:56,947 - OKAY. - YEAH? 571 00:19:56,988 --> 00:19:57,988 - YEAH. - GOOD. 572 00:19:58,024 --> 00:19:59,274 - COOL. - THANK YOU. 573 00:19:59,301 --> 00:20:01,441 UM... 574 00:20:01,476 --> 00:20:04,576 - YEAH. - COME ON. 575 00:20:04,617 --> 00:20:06,337 - [clears throat] 576 00:20:06,377 --> 00:20:08,477 - OKAY, CAN YOU-- - I GOT HIM. 577 00:20:08,517 --> 00:20:09,547 - OW! 578 00:20:09,587 --> 00:20:10,967 [loud electronic noise] - SH! 579 00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:13,702 - [whimpers] - SH, SH, SH. 580 00:20:13,729 --> 00:20:18,289 SH! 581 00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:21,910 [giggles] 582 00:20:21,944 --> 00:20:23,364 - WHERE'S MY THING? 583 00:20:23,394 --> 00:20:24,604 - HERE, SH, SH. IT'S RIGHT HERE, 584 00:20:24,637 --> 00:20:26,257 IT'S RIGHT HERE. 585 00:20:26,294 --> 00:20:27,264 OKAY. - OKAY. 586 00:20:27,295 --> 00:20:28,325 - ARE WE GOOD? - YEAH. 587 00:20:28,365 --> 00:20:31,365 - OH, HIS BACKPACK. HIS BACKPACK. 588 00:20:36,994 --> 00:20:40,004 UH, I SHOULD PUT IT ON YOU. 589 00:20:42,102 --> 00:20:43,622 - OW! 590 00:20:43,656 --> 00:20:44,826 - NO, NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 591 00:20:44,864 --> 00:20:45,934 OKAY. 592 00:20:45,968 --> 00:20:48,828 CAN YOU PUT THAT-- 593 00:20:48,868 --> 00:20:50,248 - [soft grunt] - OKAY. 594 00:20:55,909 --> 00:20:57,839 - ALL RIGHT. - ALL RIGHT. 595 00:20:57,877 --> 00:20:59,637 - GOOD NIGHT. - DRIVE SAFE. 596 00:21:08,094 --> 00:21:10,064 - HM! 597 00:21:10,096 --> 00:21:11,546 - HEY, MOM. 598 00:21:11,580 --> 00:21:13,310 - OH, GOD. 599 00:21:14,480 --> 00:21:15,930 HEY. [clears throat] 600 00:21:15,964 --> 00:21:17,594 [giggles] 601 00:21:17,621 --> 00:21:18,691 THAT'S GREAT. 602 00:21:18,725 --> 00:21:20,585 OH. [clears throat] 603 00:21:20,624 --> 00:21:22,074 - WHAT? 604 00:21:22,108 --> 00:21:24,038 - WHAT? OH... 605 00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:26,035 THESE ARE JUST OLD WORK FILES. 606 00:21:26,077 --> 00:21:28,107 - OH. - I SAW HOW EXCITED 607 00:21:28,148 --> 00:21:30,458 YOU GOT WITH AUNT JULIA FOR CAREER DAY, 608 00:21:30,496 --> 00:21:32,526 SO I GOT SORT OF NOSTALGIC, AND... 609 00:21:32,567 --> 00:21:35,977 - RIGHT, WEREN'T YOU, LIKE, A COUNCILMAN'S ASSISTANT? 610 00:21:36,018 --> 00:21:38,088 - NO, A LEGISLATIVE DEPUTY. 611 00:21:38,124 --> 00:21:40,374 I'LL SHOW YOU MY NAME. "CHRISTINA BRAVERMAN, 612 00:21:40,402 --> 00:21:42,922 LEGISLATIVE DEPUTY TO COUNCILMAN MEMBER." 613 00:21:42,956 --> 00:21:45,056 SO THESE ARE THE MINUTES THAT I PROPOSED TO COUNCIL. 614 00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:47,376 I WAS TRYING TO REDUCE THE NUMBER OF ROADSIDE BILLBOARDS 615 00:21:47,409 --> 00:21:49,099 AT THAT TIME. - OH! 616 00:21:49,135 --> 00:21:50,545 OKAY, SO, LIKE-- YOU STOPPED THERE 617 00:21:50,585 --> 00:21:51,895 FROM BEING TOO MANY BILLBOARDS. 618 00:21:52,449 --> 00:21:54,999 - EXACTLY, BECAUSE THEY WOULD BLOCK THE VIEWS. 619 00:21:55,037 --> 00:21:56,827 - RIGHT. - SO I HAD TO STOP IT. 620 00:21:56,867 --> 00:21:59,347 - COOL - YEAH. 621 00:21:59,387 --> 00:22:00,727 IT PASSED. 622 00:22:00,767 --> 00:22:02,077 THIS ORDINANCE PASSED. 623 00:22:02,113 --> 00:22:05,053 - GOOD FOR YOU. - GOOD FOR US. 624 00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:07,147 [honking] - THAT'S ME. 625 00:22:07,187 --> 00:22:08,397 - THAT--WHAT-- - LATER. 626 00:22:08,430 --> 00:22:09,220 OKAY. - HAVE A GOOD DAY. 627 00:22:09,258 --> 00:22:10,708 - HONEY, WHAT ABOUT YOUR LUNCH? 628 00:22:10,743 --> 00:22:12,093 - HEY, HON. - HI. 629 00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:13,853 - HOW ARE YOU? - I'M GOOD. 630 00:22:13,884 --> 00:22:16,094 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I WANT EGGS TODAY. 631 00:22:17,853 --> 00:22:20,033 - OKAY. 632 00:22:20,062 --> 00:22:21,582 WE CAN DO EGGS. 633 00:22:24,066 --> 00:22:26,686 [motorboat noises] 634 00:22:26,724 --> 00:22:28,834 - WATCH OUT, A GOBLIN'S COMING THROUGH! 635 00:22:28,864 --> 00:22:33,184 VROOM! VROOM! 636 00:22:33,213 --> 00:22:34,533 [laughing] - OH! 637 00:22:34,560 --> 00:22:35,660 - QUESTION. - YES? 638 00:22:35,699 --> 00:22:36,769 - WHAT'S WITH HASSELHOFF? 639 00:22:36,803 --> 00:22:38,703 - OH. [laughing] 640 00:22:38,736 --> 00:22:40,456 WELL, SAFETY FIRST. 641 00:22:40,497 --> 00:22:41,807 - OH. - BESIDES... 642 00:22:41,843 --> 00:22:44,713 HE CAN HELP WATCH THE KIDS WHILE YOU... 643 00:22:44,742 --> 00:22:46,022 HELP ME FIX A SNACK. 644 00:22:47,607 --> 00:22:49,437 - UH... 645 00:22:49,471 --> 00:22:50,401 YOU KNOW WHAT. 646 00:22:50,438 --> 00:22:51,718 JABBAR'S NOT A GREAT SWIMMER, 647 00:22:51,749 --> 00:22:53,479 I THINK I MIGHT STAY IN HERE WITH HIM. 648 00:22:53,510 --> 00:22:54,860 - NO, I'LL GET IN THE POOL WITH THE BOYS. 649 00:22:54,890 --> 00:22:57,890 JABBER WILL BE FINE. 650 00:22:57,928 --> 00:22:59,858 - OKAY. 651 00:23:02,484 --> 00:23:05,454 - HERE WE GO. COME ON, DUDE. 652 00:23:05,487 --> 00:23:07,657 - RIGHT UP HERE. - THEY LOOK HAPPY. 653 00:23:07,696 --> 00:23:09,216 - THEY'RE PLAYING. - YEAH. 654 00:23:09,249 --> 00:23:10,909 - THAT'S WHAT KIDS DO. - EVERYONE'S HAPPY. 655 00:23:10,941 --> 00:23:12,941 - RIGHT. 656 00:23:12,977 --> 00:23:15,007 - YEAH. 657 00:23:19,052 --> 00:23:22,062 [both moaning] 658 00:23:31,996 --> 00:23:33,756 OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T. I CAN'T. 659 00:23:33,791 --> 00:23:35,481 I CAN'T. 660 00:23:35,517 --> 00:23:36,967 - YES, YOU CAN. 661 00:23:37,001 --> 00:23:38,801 - NO, I MEAN-- YEAH, I CAN. 662 00:23:38,831 --> 00:23:41,451 BUT I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ABOUT TO SAY THIS, 663 00:23:41,489 --> 00:23:42,899 BUT LISTEN, HOLD--HOLD ON. 664 00:23:42,938 --> 00:23:45,558 I JUST-- SPEAKING AS A PARENT, 665 00:23:45,596 --> 00:23:46,696 I DON'T KNOW IF I'M COM-- 666 00:23:46,735 --> 00:23:48,805 I DON'T KNOW IF I'M COMFORTABLE WITH THIS SCENARIO. 667 00:23:48,841 --> 00:23:51,571 - WHAT SCENARIO? [giggles] 668 00:23:51,602 --> 00:23:55,572 - WELL, THE SCENARIO WHERE THE-- 669 00:23:55,606 --> 00:23:57,846 WHERE OUR KIDS ARE DOWN IN THE POOL. 670 00:23:57,884 --> 00:24:00,784 AND THEN WE'RE UP HERE. - MM. 671 00:24:00,818 --> 00:24:02,268 YOU KNOW WHAT, I CAN'T. 672 00:24:02,302 --> 00:24:04,272 I CAN'T DO THIS. 673 00:24:04,304 --> 00:24:06,764 - YOU'RE SERIOUS? 674 00:24:06,790 --> 00:24:10,480 [sighs] 675 00:24:11,622 --> 00:24:13,072 - OH, ALL RIGHT. 676 00:24:13,106 --> 00:24:14,796 I'M GONNA NEED A MINUTE. 677 00:24:19,319 --> 00:24:21,599 - HEY, WHERE'S HADDIE? 678 00:24:21,632 --> 00:24:23,632 - UM, SHE'S AT STEVE'S. 679 00:24:23,669 --> 00:24:25,259 CAN I STILL GET A RIDE, 680 00:24:25,291 --> 00:24:27,641 OR SHOULD I HITCH ONE FROM A CREEPY STRANGER? 681 00:24:31,642 --> 00:24:33,542 - HOW WAS SCHOOL? HOW WAS SCHOOL? 682 00:24:33,575 --> 00:24:34,645 - IT WAS FINE. - YEAH? 683 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,160 - YEP. - HEY, YOU KNOW, 684 00:24:36,198 --> 00:24:37,508 IF YOU WANNA LISTEN TO MUSIC 685 00:24:37,545 --> 00:24:38,505 THIS CAR HAS AN EXCELLENT SOUND SYSTEM. 686 00:24:38,546 --> 00:24:39,956 - OH, NO, NO, NO. 687 00:24:39,995 --> 00:24:42,025 - NO, WATCH THIS, IT'S GOT AN IPOD DOCKING STATION. 688 00:24:42,066 --> 00:24:43,516 - OKAY, UNCLE ADAM. - LET'S CHECK IT. 689 00:24:43,551 --> 00:24:45,621 OW! - LOQUACIOUS. 690 00:24:45,656 --> 00:24:47,686 VERY TALKATIVE, GARRULOUS. 691 00:24:47,727 --> 00:24:50,897 AS IN "PRINCIPAL GRAYSON IS EXTREMELY LOQUACIOUS." 692 00:24:50,937 --> 00:24:52,657 - UH... 693 00:24:52,698 --> 00:24:54,008 WHAT ARE YOU, STUDYING? 694 00:24:54,044 --> 00:24:56,674 - YEAH, I'M STUDYING. I KNOW IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE. 695 00:24:56,702 --> 00:24:58,532 - THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT. 696 00:24:58,566 --> 00:24:59,456 - IT'S FINE. 697 00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,328 OKAY, I HAVE THE S.A.T.'S ON SATURDAY. 698 00:25:01,361 --> 00:25:03,021 - COOL. - YEAH. 699 00:25:03,053 --> 00:25:05,613 AND SO MY ENGLISH TEACHER MADE ME A MIX TAPE 700 00:25:05,642 --> 00:25:07,852 TO HELP ME STUDY. - WOW. 701 00:25:07,885 --> 00:25:10,815 THAT'S PRETTY DEDICATED. IS HE A GOOD GUY? 702 00:25:10,854 --> 00:25:13,344 - YEAH, HE'S-- HE'S A REALLY GOOD GUY. 703 00:25:13,373 --> 00:25:14,343 ACTUALLY, HE'S COOL. 704 00:25:14,374 --> 00:25:18,724 HE REALLY--HE CARES IF I DO WELL OR NOT, SO. 705 00:25:18,758 --> 00:25:21,758 - UH-HUH. 706 00:25:21,796 --> 00:25:24,036 - WHAT? - NOTHING, NOTHING. 707 00:25:24,074 --> 00:25:25,564 THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S GREAT. 708 00:25:25,593 --> 00:25:26,593 I'M REALLY HAPPY ABOUT THAT. 709 00:25:26,628 --> 00:25:27,938 - CAN WE LISTEN TO SOMETHING ELSE? 710 00:25:27,974 --> 00:25:29,224 - YEAH, SURE. ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT SOMETHING 711 00:25:29,251 --> 00:25:30,671 RIGHT HERE. LISTEN TO THIS. - OH. 712 00:25:30,701 --> 00:25:32,221 - YOU LIKE VAN HALEN? 713 00:25:40,055 --> 00:25:41,125 - [sighs] 714 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,330 - SO... 715 00:25:42,368 --> 00:25:44,718 - IT'S SO NICE. - THANKS. 716 00:25:47,097 --> 00:25:49,377 - [clears throat] UM...OKAY. 717 00:25:49,409 --> 00:25:52,309 SO... 718 00:25:54,794 --> 00:25:56,624 HERE IT IS. 719 00:25:56,658 --> 00:25:58,628 - THE SOUND AND THE FURY. [chuckles] 720 00:25:58,660 --> 00:26:00,870 ONE OF MY FAVORITES. - YES, I KNOW. 721 00:26:00,904 --> 00:26:04,634 - I HAVE SEEN THIS BEFORE. - YES, I KNOW YOU HAVE. 722 00:26:04,666 --> 00:26:06,216 DO YOU WANT SOMETHING TO DRINK? 723 00:26:06,254 --> 00:26:09,264 - OKAY. - OKAY. 724 00:26:09,291 --> 00:26:12,161 - SO THEN WHAT IS THIS? 725 00:26:12,191 --> 00:26:14,331 LIKE, THE ENGLISH TEACHER'S VERSION OF 726 00:26:14,365 --> 00:26:17,015 "HEY, BABY, COME OVER TO MY APARTMENT. 727 00:26:17,058 --> 00:26:18,848 I'LL SHOW YOU MY ETCHINGS," HUH? 728 00:26:18,887 --> 00:26:21,717 - NO, UM. THAT'S MY... 729 00:26:21,752 --> 00:26:24,202 THAT'S MY COPY FROM HIGH SCHOOL. 730 00:26:24,237 --> 00:26:25,237 - AH. 731 00:26:25,273 --> 00:26:27,383 - AND IF YOU TURN TO PAGE 47, 732 00:26:27,413 --> 00:26:30,243 YOU'LL SEE WHAT PARAGRAPH I HIGHLIGHTED 733 00:26:30,278 --> 00:26:31,688 WHEN I WAS 17 YEARS OLD. 734 00:26:31,728 --> 00:26:32,898 THAT'S WHAT I WANTED TO SHOW YOU. 735 00:26:32,936 --> 00:26:34,246 - OH. 736 00:26:34,282 --> 00:26:35,662 MM. 737 00:26:35,697 --> 00:26:38,837 HM, HM, HM. 738 00:26:38,873 --> 00:26:40,743 [gasps] 739 00:26:44,810 --> 00:26:47,300 "CADDY GOT THE BOX, AND SET IT ON THE FLOOR, 740 00:26:47,329 --> 00:26:51,369 "AND OPENED IT. IT WAS FULL OF STARS. 741 00:26:51,402 --> 00:26:55,032 "WHEN I WAS STILL, THEY WERE STILL. 742 00:26:55,061 --> 00:26:56,931 "WHEN I MOVED, 743 00:26:56,960 --> 00:27:00,690 THEY GLINTED AND SPARKLED. 744 00:27:00,722 --> 00:27:04,802 I HUSHED." 745 00:27:04,830 --> 00:27:06,760 - ♪ USE THE TRUTH 746 00:27:06,797 --> 00:27:08,897 ♪ AS A WEAPON 747 00:27:08,937 --> 00:27:11,317 ♪ 748 00:27:11,353 --> 00:27:12,773 THAT'S WHAT I WROTE MY PAPER ABOUT. 749 00:27:12,803 --> 00:27:13,873 - I KNOW. 750 00:27:13,908 --> 00:27:17,808 - THAT AMBER PLAGIARIZED. - I KNOW. 751 00:27:17,843 --> 00:27:20,163 SO TELL ME THAT THAT ISN'T WEIRD. 752 00:27:20,190 --> 00:27:21,160 - IT'S WEIRD. - YEAH. 753 00:27:21,191 --> 00:27:23,681 TWO PEOPLE FROM TWO DIFFERENT HIGH SCHOOLS. 754 00:27:23,711 --> 00:27:25,201 HUNDREDS OF MILES-- - DECADES APART. 755 00:27:25,229 --> 00:27:26,779 [laughing] 756 00:27:26,817 --> 00:27:29,197 - THAT WE PINPOINTED THE EXACT SAME PARAGRAPH 757 00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:30,793 IN THAT BOOK. 758 00:27:30,821 --> 00:27:32,031 - [sighs] 759 00:27:32,064 --> 00:27:34,724 - THAT'S A LITTLE WEIRD. - THAT IS WEIRD. 760 00:27:34,756 --> 00:27:36,166 - THAT'S SO WEIRD. 761 00:27:36,206 --> 00:27:38,826 - BUT I LOVE THAT PART. - I KNOW. 762 00:27:38,864 --> 00:27:42,074 - THE BOX OF STARS IS SUCH A GOOD METAPHOR FOR CADDY. 763 00:27:42,108 --> 00:27:45,908 - YEAH. BRIGHT AND--AND BURNING. 764 00:27:45,940 --> 00:27:48,840 - BUT SHE'S CLOSED OFF 765 00:27:48,874 --> 00:27:51,084 IN A DARK, CLAUSTROPHOBIC PLACE. 766 00:27:51,117 --> 00:27:55,087 - BUT SHE'S LIGHTING UP EVERYBODY AROUND HER. 767 00:27:55,121 --> 00:28:02,131 ♪ 768 00:28:18,075 --> 00:28:20,455 - SEDUCED ME WITH THE SOUND AND THE FURY. 769 00:28:20,491 --> 00:28:22,151 - [chuckles] 770 00:28:22,183 --> 00:28:25,503 IT WORKS EVERY TIME. - [giggles] 771 00:28:34,989 --> 00:28:36,299 - HERE YOU GO. - THANK YOU. 772 00:28:36,335 --> 00:28:37,985 HEY. 773 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,440 - HI, CAN I HAVE A CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE, PLEASE? 774 00:28:41,478 --> 00:28:42,788 THANK YOU. 775 00:28:44,964 --> 00:28:46,074 - HI. - HEY. 776 00:28:46,103 --> 00:28:47,213 - WHY SO EARLY? - I JUST-- 777 00:28:47,242 --> 00:28:48,452 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO SQUEEZE IN THIS WALK 778 00:28:48,485 --> 00:28:49,865 WITH CHRISTINA ALL WEEK. 779 00:28:49,900 --> 00:28:51,520 AND JUST THAT SIMPLE ACT REQUIRES 780 00:28:51,557 --> 00:28:53,387 THAT I GET TO WORK EARLY, SO I CAN GET HOME EARLY, 781 00:28:53,421 --> 00:28:56,011 BEFORE GABY'S DONE WORKING WITH MAX. 782 00:28:56,044 --> 00:28:57,814 - WOW. - I KNOW. 783 00:28:57,839 --> 00:28:59,189 HERE'S WHAT I WANNA TALK ABOUT. 784 00:28:59,220 --> 00:29:00,880 I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS WHOLE THING 785 00:29:00,911 --> 00:29:03,221 WITH YOU AND AMBER'S TEACHER. 786 00:29:03,258 --> 00:29:04,978 - HIS NAME IS MARK. 787 00:29:05,019 --> 00:29:06,989 - WELL, I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA. 788 00:29:07,021 --> 00:29:09,161 - WELL... - THANK YOU. 789 00:29:09,195 --> 00:29:12,465 - THANK YOU FOR THE UNWANTED ADVICE. 790 00:29:12,509 --> 00:29:13,299 - SARAH. 791 00:29:13,337 --> 00:29:14,927 - IS THAT WHY WE GOT UP SO EARLY? 792 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:16,960 FOR YOU TO TELL ME-- - SARAH, LISTEN. 793 00:29:16,996 --> 00:29:19,236 - THAT I SHOULDN'T BE HAPPY? - WHEN I GAVE AMBER A RIDE HOME 794 00:29:19,274 --> 00:29:20,904 LAST NIGHT, IT WAS PRETTY CLEAR TO ME 795 00:29:20,931 --> 00:29:23,071 SHE HAS A MAJOR CRUSH ON THE GUY. 796 00:29:25,142 --> 00:29:27,012 - NO, SHE DOESN'T. 797 00:29:27,041 --> 00:29:28,391 - YES, SHE DOES. 798 00:29:28,421 --> 00:29:30,041 YOU REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE IN HIGH SCHOOL 799 00:29:30,078 --> 00:29:31,838 AND YOU HAD THAT CRUSH ON MR. LIVITSKY? 800 00:29:31,873 --> 00:29:33,913 HOW WOULD YOU HAVE FELT IF MOM SLEPT WITH MR. LIVITSKY? 801 00:29:33,944 --> 00:29:35,814 - OH, GROSS! - YEAH, EXACTLY. 802 00:29:35,843 --> 00:29:37,573 - NO, ADAM, IT'S DIFFERENT. MOM WAS MARRIED. 803 00:29:37,603 --> 00:29:40,613 - IT'S NOT DIFFERENT. - AND MOM WAS MOM. 804 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:43,020 - SARAH. 805 00:29:43,057 --> 00:29:45,397 LOOK, I JUST DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU FALL INTO ANOTHER... 806 00:29:45,438 --> 00:29:47,268 - ANOTHER FAILURE? - NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? 807 00:29:47,302 --> 00:29:50,102 - 'CAUSE NOTHING I DO EVER WORKS OUT. 808 00:29:50,133 --> 00:29:51,893 - NO, NO, NO. YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND, NEVER MIND. 809 00:29:51,928 --> 00:29:52,958 FORGET ABOUT IT. 810 00:29:52,998 --> 00:29:56,068 I JUST--I SEE AMBER HAPPIER, I SEE HER ENGAGED. 811 00:29:56,104 --> 00:29:57,594 AND I DON'T WANNA SEE HER BACKSLIDE, THAT'S ALL. 812 00:29:57,623 --> 00:29:59,973 - I SEE THOSE THINGS. YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY GOOD PARENT. 813 00:30:02,076 --> 00:30:03,486 - OKAY, WOW. 814 00:30:03,525 --> 00:30:05,105 WELL, ALL I'M ASKING YOU TO DO IS JUST-- 815 00:30:05,148 --> 00:30:10,018 JUST THINK ABOUT IT BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING. 816 00:30:11,982 --> 00:30:13,472 I GOTTA GO. ENJOY YOUR MILKSHAKE. 817 00:30:19,334 --> 00:30:20,444 - [sniffs] 818 00:30:20,473 --> 00:30:23,173 [knocking] - YEAH? 819 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:24,890 - HELLO. - HEY, WHAT'S UP? 820 00:30:32,209 --> 00:30:33,939 WHAT? 821 00:30:33,970 --> 00:30:36,180 WHY ARE YOU BEING WEIRD? - I'M NOT BEING WEIRD. 822 00:30:36,213 --> 00:30:38,043 I JUST CAME INTO YOUR--TO... 823 00:30:38,077 --> 00:30:40,287 - DID SOMEBODY DIE? - NOBODY DIED. 824 00:30:40,321 --> 00:30:42,361 UM... 825 00:30:42,392 --> 00:30:45,462 [exhales] I... 826 00:30:47,915 --> 00:30:50,185 MET SOMEBODY. - THAT'S GREAT. 827 00:30:50,227 --> 00:30:54,197 - BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE. IT'S SOMEBODY YOU KNOW. 828 00:30:54,231 --> 00:30:57,131 - WHO IS IT? 829 00:30:57,165 --> 00:30:59,435 - IT'S, UM... 830 00:30:59,478 --> 00:31:02,168 YOUR TEACHER. 831 00:31:02,205 --> 00:31:05,165 MR. CYR. 832 00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:07,278 - [shocked laugh] - MR. CYR. 833 00:31:07,313 --> 00:31:10,703 - YEAH, WELL, I GUESSED IT WASN'T MRS. HASBROOK. 834 00:31:10,730 --> 00:31:12,630 - NO, NOT WITH THOSE ORTHOPEDIC SHOES. 835 00:31:12,663 --> 00:31:14,043 - [giggles] 836 00:31:14,079 --> 00:31:15,459 - I MEAN, YOU LIKE HIM, RIGHT? 837 00:31:15,494 --> 00:31:17,054 - YEAH. 838 00:31:17,082 --> 00:31:21,642 - I KNOW, I--I JUST WASN'T SURE. 839 00:31:21,672 --> 00:31:22,812 - IT'S GREAT. I SAID IT WAS GREAT. 840 00:31:22,846 --> 00:31:26,536 - JUST A COUPLE TIMES, YOU KNOW. I DIDN'T--IT WASN'T-- 841 00:31:26,574 --> 00:31:28,714 I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE THERE WAS SOMETHING... 842 00:31:28,748 --> 00:31:32,238 DO YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT IT? - NO, NO, I JUST WANNA STUDY. 843 00:31:42,176 --> 00:31:44,136 [door closes] 844 00:31:49,252 --> 00:31:51,982 [Amber sobbing] 845 00:31:54,188 --> 00:31:56,288 - HEY, I'M HOME! 846 00:31:56,328 --> 00:31:58,258 - HI. - CHRISTINA. 847 00:31:58,295 --> 00:31:59,535 - YES, ADAM. - GET YOUR SHOES. 848 00:31:59,572 --> 00:32:01,022 - WHY? 849 00:32:01,057 --> 00:32:02,537 - 'CAUSE WE'RE GONNA GO FOR A WALK, COME ON. 850 00:32:02,575 --> 00:32:04,745 COME ON, I'M HOME EARLY FROM WORK, THE TRASH BINS ARE IN, 851 00:32:04,784 --> 00:32:06,484 AND MAX IS WITH GABY FOR ANOTHER HALF HOUR. 852 00:32:06,510 --> 00:32:07,510 COME ON, LET'S GO! 853 00:32:07,546 --> 00:32:08,996 - OH, NO, HONEY, HE'S NOT. 854 00:32:09,030 --> 00:32:10,450 SHE LEAVES EARLY ON THURSDAYS, I TOLD-- 855 00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:12,550 - NO, NO, NO, I PLANNED THIS. - I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER. 856 00:32:12,585 --> 00:32:13,715 - BYE, GABY. - BYE. 857 00:32:13,759 --> 00:32:14,969 - HEY. - HEY, GABY. 858 00:32:15,002 --> 00:32:18,352 - WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MAKING A LITTLE OVERTIME TODAY? 859 00:32:18,384 --> 00:32:20,324 - OH, I CAN'T, I HAVE ANOTHER FAMILY AT 7:00. 860 00:32:20,352 --> 00:32:22,182 - WELL, LOOK, THAT'S NOT FOR ANOTHER TWO HOURS. 861 00:32:22,216 --> 00:32:24,006 I'M JUST LOOKING FOR ONE, IT'S PERFECT. 862 00:32:24,045 --> 00:32:25,285 - RIGHT, IT'S JUST REALLY IMPORTANT 863 00:32:25,322 --> 00:32:28,332 THAT I TAKE A BREAK AND HAVE TIME TO MYSELF. 864 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:29,500 I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND. 865 00:32:29,533 --> 00:32:31,233 - WE UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY. 866 00:32:31,259 --> 00:32:32,739 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TODAY, AND WE'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 867 00:32:32,778 --> 00:32:34,438 - SEE YOU TOMORROW. - SEE YOU TOMORROW. 868 00:32:34,469 --> 00:32:36,129 - OH, I'LL CALL YOU LATER ABOUT... 869 00:32:36,161 --> 00:32:37,401 - OH, YES. - THANK YOU. 870 00:32:37,438 --> 00:32:38,608 - OKAY, BYE. both: BYE. 871 00:32:38,646 --> 00:32:40,296 - WOW. - SHE'S SO GREAT. 872 00:32:40,337 --> 00:32:41,987 - THAT'S GREAT, YEAH. - SHE'S AMAZING. 873 00:32:42,029 --> 00:32:43,339 - YEAH, THAT'S GREAT THAT SHE GETS SOME TIME TO HERSELF. 874 00:32:43,375 --> 00:32:45,025 MAYBE SHE CAN MAKE ANOTHER DATE WITH JOSE CUERVO. 875 00:32:45,066 --> 00:32:46,336 - OH, GOD, ADAM, COME ON. - IT'S GOOD YOU'RE 876 00:32:46,378 --> 00:32:47,308 BEING SO SUPPORTIVE OF HER, THAT'S GOOD. 877 00:32:47,344 --> 00:32:48,624 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? - NOTHING. 878 00:32:48,656 --> 00:32:50,176 YOU KNOW WHAT? JUST FORGET IT. 879 00:32:50,209 --> 00:32:51,279 I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON MAX. - OKAY, HE'S FINE. 880 00:32:51,314 --> 00:32:53,074 AND HE'S NOT THE ONE I'M WORRIED ABOUT RIGHT NOW. 881 00:32:53,109 --> 00:32:55,209 WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? - WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 882 00:32:55,249 --> 00:32:57,249 - HONEY, YOU'RE ALL WOUND UP, OKAY? 883 00:32:57,285 --> 00:32:59,595 IT MEANS THAT YOU NEED TO TAKE SOME TIME FOR YOURSELF. 884 00:32:59,632 --> 00:33:01,772 GABY'S RIGHT, IF YOU DON'T TAKE TIME FOR YOURSELF, 885 00:33:01,807 --> 00:33:03,737 YOU'RE GONNA SNAP. YOU'RE ALREADY SNAPPING. 886 00:33:03,774 --> 00:33:05,544 DON'T DO THAT, WE HAVE A SYSTEM SET UP. 887 00:33:05,569 --> 00:33:07,779 IF MAX CLEANS UP HIS TOYS, HE GETS A STICKER. 888 00:33:07,813 --> 00:33:09,303 - OKAY, I'LL JUST LIVE LIKE THIS. 889 00:33:09,332 --> 00:33:11,372 AND WHEN EXACTLY AM I SUPPOSED 890 00:33:11,403 --> 00:33:13,513 TO SCHEDULE THIS "ME TIME" FOR MYSELF? 891 00:33:13,543 --> 00:33:15,063 - ADAM, I DON'T KNOW. 892 00:33:15,096 --> 00:33:17,096 YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE CAN PUT IT ON THE DRY ERASE BOARD. 893 00:33:17,133 --> 00:33:19,173 - THE DRY ERASE BOARD DOESN'T ACCURATELY REFLECT 894 00:33:19,204 --> 00:33:21,414 THE TIME SUCK THAT IS MY FAMILY AND MY JOB. 895 00:33:21,447 --> 00:33:22,617 - HEY, THEY ARE ADULTS AND THEY WILL MANAGE. 896 00:33:22,655 --> 00:33:24,235 - I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS, 897 00:33:24,278 --> 00:33:25,418 BUT IT SEEMS LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE HAS A LIFE. 898 00:33:25,451 --> 00:33:27,381 YOU KNOW, CROSBY'S GOT A LIFE, SARAH MOVES BACK HOME 899 00:33:27,419 --> 00:33:29,209 TO HAVE A NEW LIFE, EVEN GABY'S GOT A LIFE. 900 00:33:29,248 --> 00:33:30,418 - YOU HAVE A LIFE. - I DON'T HAVE A LIFE. 901 00:33:30,456 --> 00:33:32,036 YEAH, I DON'T HAVE A LIFE, CHRISTINA. 902 00:33:32,079 --> 00:33:33,529 I HAVE A SCHEDULE. 903 00:33:33,563 --> 00:33:34,773 - YOU HAVE A LIFE. 904 00:33:34,805 --> 00:33:36,285 HOW DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES ME FEEL? 905 00:33:36,324 --> 00:33:37,154 YOU HAVE A SCHEDULE... 906 00:33:37,187 --> 00:33:38,597 - CHRISTINA, THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU. 907 00:33:38,637 --> 00:33:39,807 - THEN WHY IS-- - I FEEL LIKE EVERYBODY'S 908 00:33:39,845 --> 00:33:41,605 TREATING ME LIKE A DAMN HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE 909 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,400 ALL THE TIME. - OH, YOU TOO? 910 00:33:43,435 --> 00:33:45,225 - MAYBE IT'S ABOUT I'D LIKE TO GO FOR A WALK WITH MY WIFE, 911 00:33:45,264 --> 00:33:48,234 BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE CROSBY NEEDS TO CONSULT WITH ME 912 00:33:48,267 --> 00:33:49,677 ABOUT JABBAR, OR KATIE, OR SARAH. 913 00:33:49,717 --> 00:33:51,407 OR YOU KNOW, HER KIDS NEED A FATHER FIGURE. 914 00:33:51,443 --> 00:33:52,793 HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY NO TO THAT? 915 00:33:52,823 --> 00:33:54,413 - I DON'T KNOW. - AND THEN MY OWN KIDS. 916 00:33:54,446 --> 00:33:56,336 TRYING TO GET HADDIE INVOLVED WITH FAMILY TIME. 917 00:33:56,379 --> 00:33:58,069 OR MAX--GOD, I WISH I KNEW WHAT TO DO FOR MAX. 918 00:33:58,105 --> 00:33:59,375 - STOP. 919 00:33:59,416 --> 00:34:00,376 - OR BEHAVIORAL AID. - MAYBE WHAT YOU NEED TO DO. 920 00:34:00,417 --> 00:34:02,447 MAYBE WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS TAKE A BREAK. 921 00:34:02,488 --> 00:34:05,318 - I CAN'T TAKE A BREAK! - YES, YOU CAN TAKE A BREAK. 922 00:34:05,353 --> 00:34:06,803 TAKE A BREAK. 923 00:34:10,289 --> 00:34:12,669 [sniffles] 924 00:34:16,571 --> 00:34:18,261 [knocking] 925 00:34:20,541 --> 00:34:21,401 - HEY. - HI. 926 00:34:21,438 --> 00:34:23,338 - HI. - PLEASE COME IN. 927 00:34:27,686 --> 00:34:31,516 - HEY. - HEY. 928 00:34:31,552 --> 00:34:36,142 - YOU KNOW, IN TWO YEARS, AMBER'S GONNA BE GRADUATED, 929 00:34:36,177 --> 00:34:39,527 AND YOU'RE GONNA BE, UM, 30. 930 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:41,110 YOU KNOW, ALMOST 30. 931 00:34:41,148 --> 00:34:42,458 [chuckles] 932 00:34:42,494 --> 00:34:46,574 AND, UH...I THINK THAT MAYBE THAT'S THE TIME 933 00:34:46,601 --> 00:34:47,811 THAT WE SHOULD GO OUT NEXT. 934 00:34:47,844 --> 00:34:49,194 - WAIT. 935 00:34:49,225 --> 00:34:50,425 WAIT, WHAT, WHAT...? 936 00:34:50,467 --> 00:34:52,157 - I'M ASKING YOU TO GO OUT WITH ME. 937 00:34:52,193 --> 00:34:55,163 - IN TWO YEARS? 938 00:34:55,196 --> 00:34:59,886 ARE YOU--DID YOU JUST BREAK UP WITH ME? 939 00:34:59,925 --> 00:35:01,615 - THIS IS JUST THE BEST I CAN DO. 940 00:35:01,651 --> 00:35:03,451 - WHOA, SARAH, SARAH, I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 941 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:04,900 THIS IS WORKING. - NO. 942 00:35:04,930 --> 00:35:06,590 THIS IS NOT THE PART OF MY LIFE 943 00:35:06,621 --> 00:35:07,761 THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING. 944 00:35:07,795 --> 00:35:10,315 I MOVED HERE TO TAKE CARE OF MY FAMILY 945 00:35:10,349 --> 00:35:11,799 AND I'M DOING A TERRIBLE JOB. 946 00:35:11,833 --> 00:35:15,293 I'M SORRY, BUT FOR NOW I JUST, 947 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,800 I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO DO. 948 00:35:16,838 --> 00:35:19,358 - WAIT, WAIT. 949 00:35:19,393 --> 00:35:22,503 WAIT, I DON'T WANT TO WAIT TWO YEARS FOR THIS. 950 00:35:22,534 --> 00:35:23,914 DO YOU? 951 00:35:23,949 --> 00:35:26,779 - THEN DON'T, OKAY? 952 00:35:26,814 --> 00:35:28,304 - NO, THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEAN. 953 00:35:28,333 --> 00:35:31,543 SARAH, I... I REALLY LIKE YOU. 954 00:35:31,577 --> 00:35:32,507 I--I REALLY LIKE YOU. 955 00:35:32,544 --> 00:35:34,934 - NO, I REALLY LIKE YOU. I REALLY LIKE YOU. 956 00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:38,310 - OKAY, SO IT-- 957 00:35:40,276 --> 00:35:42,616 WAIT, WAIT. SARAH, SARAH. 958 00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:46,485 SARAH! 959 00:36:04,714 --> 00:36:07,684 [whirring noise] 960 00:36:09,443 --> 00:36:12,893 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 961 00:36:12,929 --> 00:36:14,379 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 962 00:36:14,413 --> 00:36:16,663 - HI, GOOD MORNING! 963 00:36:16,691 --> 00:36:18,731 DO YOU WANT SOME COFFEE? I MADE SOME COFFEE. 964 00:36:18,762 --> 00:36:19,942 IT'S A BIG DAY. 965 00:36:19,970 --> 00:36:21,730 COME ON, TAKE SOME COFFEE FOR THE ROAD. 966 00:36:21,765 --> 00:36:23,345 AND HONEY, I KNOW YOU DON'T NORMALLY EAT BREAKFAST, 967 00:36:23,388 --> 00:36:26,808 BUT JUST TODAY YOU MIGHT CONSIDER THIS. 968 00:36:26,839 --> 00:36:30,909 IT'S GOT ALL KINDS OF MAGIC ENERGY AND STUFF IN IT. 969 00:36:30,947 --> 00:36:32,597 AND JUST PUT THAT IN YOUR BAG, YOU KNOW? 970 00:36:32,638 --> 00:36:34,608 I'VE MADE THESE-- WELL, I DIDN'T MAKE THEM. 971 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:36,570 BUT YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO USE A NUMBER TWO PENCIL, 972 00:36:36,608 --> 00:36:38,328 'CAUSE IF YOU USE ANOTHER-- YOU KNOW THIS PROBABLY-- 973 00:36:38,368 --> 00:36:39,438 - I'M OKAY. 974 00:36:39,473 --> 00:36:42,233 - IF YOU DON'T-- YOU GOTTA-- 975 00:36:42,269 --> 00:36:44,719 AMBER. AMBER. 976 00:36:44,754 --> 00:36:47,724 AMBER! - [sighs] 977 00:36:52,589 --> 00:36:55,449 - GOOD LUCK. 978 00:36:57,974 --> 00:37:00,494 [door opens and slams shut] 979 00:37:09,813 --> 00:37:11,883 - HEY, CROSBY. - HEY, BUDDY. 980 00:37:11,919 --> 00:37:13,779 - SWEETIE, I WANT YOU TO WAIT HERE FOR ME, OKAY? 981 00:37:13,817 --> 00:37:15,267 I NEED TO TALK TO CROSBY. 982 00:37:15,302 --> 00:37:16,892 - BUT CAN I GO? - NO, STAY HERE. 983 00:37:16,924 --> 00:37:18,554 - BUT HE'S THERE. - STAY HERE. 984 00:37:18,581 --> 00:37:20,691 STAY HERE. 985 00:37:20,721 --> 00:37:22,071 - EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT? 986 00:37:22,101 --> 00:37:24,731 - WHEN YOU ASK TO SPEND TIME WITH JABBAR, 987 00:37:24,759 --> 00:37:27,519 I KIND OF EXPECT YOU TO SPEND TIME WITH JABBAR. 988 00:37:27,555 --> 00:37:30,075 - I DID. 989 00:37:30,109 --> 00:37:31,769 - YOU'RE BUSTED. 990 00:37:31,801 --> 00:37:32,771 HE TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR PLAY DATE. 991 00:37:32,802 --> 00:37:34,742 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE TOLD YOU, BUT-- 992 00:37:34,769 --> 00:37:37,699 - OUR SON IS NOT CHICK BAIT, CROSBY, COME ON! 993 00:37:37,738 --> 00:37:39,078 - NOTHING HAPPENED. - REALLY? 994 00:37:39,118 --> 00:37:41,288 - NO, I MEAN, IT WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. 995 00:37:41,328 --> 00:37:42,708 BUT I STOPPED IT. - YOU STOPPED IT? 996 00:37:42,743 --> 00:37:44,573 - YEAH, I HAD A CRISIS OF CONSCIENCE. 997 00:37:44,607 --> 00:37:47,637 AND I MEAN, IT WAS KIND OF A BIG LIFE MOMENT, ACTUALLY. 998 00:37:47,679 --> 00:37:49,989 - I'M REALLY GLAD THAT YOU HAD A VALUABLE LEARNING EXPERIENCE 999 00:37:50,026 --> 00:37:52,336 WHILE LEAVING OUR FIVE-YEAR-OLD SON ALONE IN THE POOL. 1000 00:37:52,373 --> 00:37:54,653 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? - WHOA, HEY, JASMINE. 1001 00:37:54,686 --> 00:37:56,856 I WANNA BE THE GUY YOU THOUGHT I WAS. 1002 00:37:56,895 --> 00:37:59,065 - BE IT. - WELL, I'M TRYING. 1003 00:38:03,522 --> 00:38:05,352 - MOMMY, AM I GONNA STAY WITH CROSBY TODAY? 1004 00:38:05,386 --> 00:38:06,906 - NOT TODAY, SWEETIE, NOT TODAY. 1005 00:38:06,939 --> 00:38:08,769 - WHY? - BYE, BUDDY. 1006 00:38:08,803 --> 00:38:10,703 - LOOK, I'LL SEE YOU SOON. 1007 00:38:13,739 --> 00:38:15,429 - IF YOU WANT SOMETHING, ASK ME. 1008 00:38:15,465 --> 00:38:17,115 THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE DO, THEY USE THEIR WORDS. 1009 00:38:17,156 --> 00:38:19,606 THEY DON'T USE TELEPATHY OR SOMETHING. 1010 00:38:19,642 --> 00:38:22,542 IT'S JUST THIS LOOK THAT SHE DOES ALL THE TIME. 1011 00:38:22,576 --> 00:38:23,776 AND I'M SURE YOU'VE SEEN IT. 1012 00:38:23,818 --> 00:38:27,818 - HADDIE, I WANT YOU TO LOOK AROUND HERE. 1013 00:38:27,857 --> 00:38:30,757 SEE THIS PLAY STRUCTURE AND ALL THIS LANDSCAPING, 1014 00:38:30,791 --> 00:38:32,551 AND THESE BENCHES HERE? 1015 00:38:32,586 --> 00:38:34,416 - YEAH. 1016 00:38:34,450 --> 00:38:36,520 - WELL, THIS COMPANY THAT BUILT THIS BUILDING 1017 00:38:36,555 --> 00:38:37,825 WANTED TO USE EVERY INCH OF THIS LAND 1018 00:38:37,867 --> 00:38:39,037 TO PUT UP OFFICES. 1019 00:38:39,075 --> 00:38:41,555 AND YOUR MOTHER STEPPED IN AND FOUGHT THEM. 1020 00:38:41,595 --> 00:38:44,765 GOT THEM TO PUT UP $200,000 TO BUILD THIS LITTLE PARK. 1021 00:38:44,805 --> 00:38:46,835 [children playing] 1022 00:38:46,876 --> 00:38:48,766 WITHOUT HER, THIS WOULDN'T BE HERE. 1023 00:38:51,570 --> 00:38:53,780 - WOW. 1024 00:38:53,814 --> 00:38:56,754 THAT'S SO ERIN BROCKOVICH OF HER. 1025 00:39:00,924 --> 00:39:04,034 - WELL, NOW YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR MOTHER USED TO DO. 1026 00:39:07,862 --> 00:39:10,872 HEY... 1027 00:39:12,867 --> 00:39:15,037 THANK YOU. 1028 00:39:15,076 --> 00:39:16,976 - FOR WHAT? 1029 00:39:17,009 --> 00:39:18,869 - COMING OUT HERE WITH YOUR DAD TODAY. 1030 00:39:18,908 --> 00:39:20,078 I KNOW THERE ARE OTHER THINGS 1031 00:39:20,116 --> 00:39:21,906 YOU'D RATHER BE DOING WITH YOUR SATURDAY. 1032 00:39:23,602 --> 00:39:25,542 - NO, THERE AREN'T. - NO? 1033 00:39:25,570 --> 00:39:27,880 - NOPE. - YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 1034 00:39:27,917 --> 00:39:30,817 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. - YEP. 1035 00:39:32,853 --> 00:39:35,863 [cell phone ringing] 1036 00:39:39,998 --> 00:39:41,968 - STEVE? 1037 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,660 - HE WAS JUST SUPPOSED TO CALL ME 1038 00:39:43,691 --> 00:39:44,971 IF BASKETBALL GOT OUT EARLY. 1039 00:39:45,003 --> 00:39:47,183 WE WERE GONNA HANG OUT, BUT IT'S FINE. 1040 00:39:47,212 --> 00:39:48,902 I'M GONNA TELL HIM THAT I CAN'T, THAT I'M BUSY. 1041 00:39:50,974 --> 00:39:52,224 - NO. GO. 1042 00:39:52,251 --> 00:39:53,911 HAVE A GOOD TIME. - NO, DAD, IT'S FINE. 1043 00:39:53,943 --> 00:39:55,013 I DON'T MIND, I DON'T MIND. - PLEASE, HADDIE, GO. 1044 00:39:55,047 --> 00:39:57,567 BE 15. 1045 00:39:57,602 --> 00:39:59,022 JUST BE A GOOD GIRL. 1046 00:39:59,051 --> 00:40:01,051 - ARE YOU SURE? - I'M SURE. 1047 00:40:01,088 --> 00:40:02,948 - OKAY, THANKS, DAD. 1048 00:40:05,023 --> 00:40:06,063 HELLO? 1049 00:40:06,093 --> 00:40:07,853 [gasps] HI! OH, MY--NO! 1050 00:40:07,888 --> 00:40:09,988 NO WAY! 1051 00:40:12,962 --> 00:40:16,452 YEAH! NO, NO, NO, NO, YEAH. 1052 00:40:16,483 --> 00:40:19,423 I'M COMING OVER RIGHT NOW. OKAY, BYE. 1053 00:40:49,826 --> 00:40:51,966 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DROVE ALL THE WAY FROM FRESNO. 1054 00:40:55,038 --> 00:40:56,138 - I'M HERE NOW, OKAY? - OKAY. 1055 00:40:56,177 --> 00:40:59,697 - HOW WAS YOUR TEST? - UM, I DIDN'T GO. 1056 00:40:59,733 --> 00:41:01,043 - YOU DIDN'T TAKE-- - NO. 1057 00:41:01,079 --> 00:41:01,909 WHAT DO YOU CARE? LET'S GO. 1058 00:41:01,942 --> 00:41:03,942 - WHERE ARE WE GOING? - ANYWHERE. 1059 00:41:03,978 --> 00:41:06,638 LET'S JUST DRIVE, OKAY? 1060 00:41:06,671 --> 00:41:09,641 [mellow guitar and vocals] 1061 00:41:09,674 --> 00:41:16,684 ♪ 1062 00:41:17,336 --> 00:41:20,126 - A DECAF SUGAR-FREE VANILLA LATTE. 1063 00:41:20,167 --> 00:41:22,267 OH, YOU GUYS! 1064 00:41:22,307 --> 00:41:24,207 HEY, STEVE. - HEY. 1065 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:26,070 - HONEY, THIS IS REALLY SWEET OF YOU. 1066 00:41:26,104 --> 00:41:27,694 THANKS, HONEY. - WE STOPPED BY PEET'S, 1067 00:41:27,726 --> 00:41:29,556 AND I DIDN'T KNOW IF YOU'D WANT YOUR REGULAR. 1068 00:41:29,590 --> 00:41:30,730 IT'S NOT REALLY A BIG DEAL. 1069 00:41:30,764 --> 00:41:32,704 - IT IS A BIG DEAL, THANK YOU. 1070 00:41:32,731 --> 00:41:35,011 - DID YOU KNOW THE SUGAR-FREE SYRUPS ARE WORSE FOR YOU 1071 00:41:35,044 --> 00:41:37,124 THAN THE REGULAR ONES? 1072 00:41:37,149 --> 00:41:38,979 WELL, THERE'S A BUNCH OF SITES ON IT. 1073 00:41:39,013 --> 00:41:41,333 I CAN SEND YOU THE LINK, OR, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER. 1074 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,090 - WAIT, WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1075 00:41:43,121 --> 00:41:44,541 - WE'RE JUST GONNA HANG OUT IN MY ROOM. 1076 00:41:44,571 --> 00:41:45,851 - NO, HADDIE. HADDIE - WHAT? 1077 00:41:45,882 --> 00:41:47,302 - KEEP THE DOOR OPEN, PLEASE. 1078 00:41:47,332 --> 00:41:48,892 - OF COURSE. - WHERE'S YOUR DAD? 1079 00:41:48,920 --> 00:41:51,130 - OH, I DON'T KNOW, WE SPLIT UP LIKE THREE HOURS AGO. 1080 00:41:51,163 --> 00:41:53,203 - WHAT? 1081 00:41:53,234 --> 00:42:00,244 ♪ 1082 00:42:00,345 --> 00:42:02,235 ♪ FUNNY SITUATION 1083 00:42:02,278 --> 00:42:06,278 ♪ EVERYBODY SEEMS TO IGNORE 1084 00:42:06,316 --> 00:42:09,146 ♪ 1085 00:42:09,181 --> 00:42:10,911 ♪ YOU CAN'T LEAVE HERE 1086 00:42:10,942 --> 00:42:13,322 ♪ UNTIL YOU FIND THE DOOR 1087 00:42:13,358 --> 00:42:14,948 ♪ YOU CAN'T LEAVE HERE 1088 00:42:14,980 --> 00:42:18,120 [phone ringing] 1089 00:42:18,156 --> 00:42:19,736 ♪ YOU CAN'T LEAVE HERE 1090 00:42:19,778 --> 00:42:22,128 ♪ UNTIL YOU FIND THE DOOR 1091 00:42:22,160 --> 00:42:29,170 ♪ 1092 00:42:29,754 --> 00:42:36,764 ♪ OOH, AH 1093 00:42:37,416 --> 00:42:40,586 ♪ HOO, AH 1094 00:42:48,255 --> 00:42:54,775 ♪ HAH