1 00:00:02,105 --> 00:00:03,275 - I HAVE A KID. 2 00:00:03,313 --> 00:00:04,763 HIS NAME IS JABBAR. 3 00:00:04,797 --> 00:00:05,867 - HEY, DID YOU TAKE THE TEST? 4 00:00:05,902 --> 00:00:07,462 - THE TEST? - THE PATERNITY TEST. 5 00:00:07,490 --> 00:00:09,250 - I WANT TO GET A PATERNITY TEST. 6 00:00:09,285 --> 00:00:11,175 - UM, I'M MARK CYR, 11TH-GRADE ENGLISH. 7 00:00:11,218 --> 00:00:12,428 - MY DAUGHTER'S TEACHER. 8 00:00:12,460 --> 00:00:14,150 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M TRYING TO IMPRESS YOU. 9 00:00:14,186 --> 00:00:15,666 - I-I-IT WORKED. [chuckles] 10 00:00:15,705 --> 00:00:17,325 - YOU MUST BE JULIA. - THIS IS RACQUEL. 11 00:00:17,362 --> 00:00:19,162 - HI. - YOU ARE SO AMAZING. 12 00:00:19,191 --> 00:00:19,991 - OH. - MWAH. 13 00:00:20,020 --> 00:00:22,090 - ALL RIGHTY. 14 00:00:23,920 --> 00:00:27,100 [Adam and Kristina moaning] 15 00:00:30,099 --> 00:00:33,929 - OH. - HONEY, WOW. 16 00:00:33,964 --> 00:00:35,284 - OH. 17 00:00:35,311 --> 00:00:37,281 [sighs] 18 00:00:37,313 --> 00:00:40,183 - WHEW. 19 00:00:40,212 --> 00:00:43,182 HONEY, I HAVE TO WASH MAX'S BANDANA. 20 00:00:43,215 --> 00:00:44,315 - HUH? - IT'S FILTHY. 21 00:00:44,354 --> 00:00:45,564 IF HE'S GONNA BE A PIRATE, 22 00:00:45,597 --> 00:00:47,187 AT LEAST HE'S GONNA BE A CLEAN PIRATE. 23 00:00:47,219 --> 00:00:48,739 IT'S LIKE RING AROUND THE NECK. 24 00:00:48,772 --> 00:00:50,402 OH, MY GOD, AND HIS BEHAVIORAL AIDE IS GONNA BE HERE 25 00:00:50,429 --> 00:00:52,049 AT 10:00, AND WE BOTH NEED 26 00:00:52,086 --> 00:00:53,496 TO BE ON THE SAME PAGE WITH ALL THIS STUFF. 27 00:00:53,536 --> 00:00:55,186 I HAVE A THOUSAND QUESTIONS THAT I WANT TO ASK HER, 28 00:00:55,227 --> 00:00:56,327 AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? 29 00:00:56,366 --> 00:00:58,606 I FORGOT TO TELL YOU THAT HADDIE HAS A BIOLOGY TEST, 30 00:00:58,644 --> 00:00:59,994 YOU KNOW, AND SHE HAS NOT EVEN STUDIED FOR IT. 31 00:01:00,025 --> 00:01:01,025 - UH... - NOT ONCE. 32 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,061 REALLY GETTING ME MAD. SHE DOESN'T EVEN, LIKE, 33 00:01:02,096 --> 00:01:03,856 CARE ABOUT IT. - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, HEY. 34 00:01:03,891 --> 00:01:05,171 HEY, WE JUST HAD MORNING SEX. 35 00:01:05,203 --> 00:01:06,553 LIKE, FREE, BONUS, 36 00:01:06,583 --> 00:01:08,973 UNADULTERATED, LIKE, PRE-KID MORNING SEX. 37 00:01:08,999 --> 00:01:10,479 - UH-HUH. IT WAS NICE. 38 00:01:10,518 --> 00:01:11,658 - NICE? 39 00:01:11,692 --> 00:01:13,252 - IT WAS, UM-- IT WAS AMAZINGLY NICE. 40 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:14,490 - AMAZINGLY NICE? - MM-HMM. 41 00:01:14,522 --> 00:01:17,042 YEAH. CHOP-CHOP. LET'S GO. 42 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,347 JUST MEET ME DOWNSTAIRS. 43 00:01:18,388 --> 00:01:20,288 - ♪ WOULD YOU GO ALONG 44 00:01:20,321 --> 00:01:23,391 ♪ WITH SOMEONE LIKE ME? 45 00:01:23,428 --> 00:01:24,878 - NICE? 46 00:01:27,190 --> 00:01:29,120 - WHY DOES SCHOOL START SO EARLY? 47 00:01:29,158 --> 00:01:31,258 8:30, SO DUMB. 48 00:01:31,298 --> 00:01:32,778 AND MONDAY. WHY NOT START TUESDAY? 49 00:01:32,816 --> 00:01:35,226 - SHOULDN'T WE BE THE ONES COMPLAINING, NO? 50 00:01:35,267 --> 00:01:36,787 - WELL, I'M JUST SAYING, WHY START ON MONDAY? 51 00:01:36,820 --> 00:01:38,340 WHY NOT START ON TUESDAY? - CAN YOU PULL OVER UP HERE? 52 00:01:38,374 --> 00:01:40,244 - WHY? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - JUST STOP RIGHT HERE, PLEASE. 53 00:01:40,272 --> 00:01:42,622 - SCHOOL'S OVER THERE. 54 00:01:42,654 --> 00:01:44,484 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I'M SO EMBARRASSING 55 00:01:44,518 --> 00:01:46,308 THAT I CAN'T DROP YOU OFF IN FRONT OF SCHOOL? 56 00:01:46,347 --> 00:01:48,247 - KIND OF. - MORNING. 57 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,140 both: HEY. - HI. 58 00:01:50,179 --> 00:01:51,729 - DON'T MONDAYS SUCK? 59 00:01:51,766 --> 00:01:53,076 - I WAS JUST SAYING THAT. 60 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,323 I LITERALLY JUST SAID THAT. THAT'S SO WEIRD. 61 00:01:55,356 --> 00:01:57,836 - I'LL SEE YOU IN CLASS. - OKAY. 62 00:01:57,876 --> 00:01:59,666 both: BYE. - BYE, MR. CYR. 63 00:02:05,055 --> 00:02:07,155 [bell rings, car door closes] 64 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:12,615 - HI. 65 00:02:12,649 --> 00:02:13,859 - HEY. 66 00:02:13,892 --> 00:02:15,832 - WE JUST LOST OUR KEY WITNESS IN OUR DOWNEY-SMITH TRIAL. 67 00:02:15,859 --> 00:02:17,649 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - I DON'T KNOW WHAT-- 68 00:02:17,689 --> 00:02:20,239 I GOT THE RESULTS OF THE PATERNITY TEST. 69 00:02:20,278 --> 00:02:23,138 I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO OPEN IT BY MYSELF. 70 00:02:23,177 --> 00:02:25,767 - OH. - SO MAYBE YOU COULD HELP OUT. 71 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:29,010 - THAT'S REALLY SWEET, AND IT'S ALSO KIND OF PATHETIC. 72 00:02:29,045 --> 00:02:31,075 HERE. - THERE'S NO PICTURES OF ME 73 00:02:31,116 --> 00:02:32,356 AT ALL IN THIS WHOLE OFFICE. 74 00:02:32,393 --> 00:02:34,083 YOU'RE EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ME IN THE FAMILY? 75 00:02:34,119 --> 00:02:36,049 - OH, BY THE WAY, I GOT YOU AND JABBAR 76 00:02:36,086 --> 00:02:38,116 INTO JOEL'S WEDNESDAY PLAYGROUP. 77 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:38,948 - WAIT, YOU GOT US IN? 78 00:02:38,986 --> 00:02:40,636 - THERE'S A THREE-MONTH WAIT LIST. 79 00:02:40,677 --> 00:02:41,507 - FOR A PLAYGROUP? 80 00:02:41,540 --> 00:02:43,090 - HOW LONG IS THIS GONNA TAKE? 81 00:02:43,128 --> 00:02:44,848 COME ON, OPEN IT. - WELL, I MEAN, 82 00:02:44,888 --> 00:02:47,238 CAN'T WE WORK UP TO IT? - CAN YOU--OPEN IT. 83 00:02:47,270 --> 00:02:49,000 - WHAT ARE YOU--WHAT ARE YOU IN SUCH A HURRY FOR? 84 00:02:49,030 --> 00:02:50,930 - ARE YOU AFRAID OF BEING A FATHER OR NOT BEING A FATHER? 85 00:02:50,963 --> 00:02:52,143 - YES, BOTH. 86 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,002 - YOU'RE A WIMP. - YOU'RE A TYRANT. 87 00:02:54,035 --> 00:02:55,545 - MM-HMM. YOU'RE WELCOME. OPEN IT. 88 00:03:04,563 --> 00:03:07,153 - [mutters] 89 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:11,087 [laughs] 90 00:03:11,121 --> 00:03:15,571 UM... [clears throat] 91 00:03:15,609 --> 00:03:18,059 HE'S MINE. 92 00:03:18,094 --> 00:03:21,064 I'M A FATHER. 93 00:03:21,097 --> 00:03:23,997 SO... 94 00:03:24,031 --> 00:03:25,451 SO... 95 00:03:25,481 --> 00:03:28,171 WHOO, WHAT--WHAT-- WHAT DO I DO NOW? 96 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:32,518 I MEAN, WHAT'S THE-- I GOT TO BUY A MICROWAVE 97 00:03:32,557 --> 00:03:36,177 AND MOVE TO THE SUBURBS? 98 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,146 OH, MY GOD, WE GOT TO TELL MOM AND DAD. 99 00:03:38,183 --> 00:03:40,363 - YES, YOU DO. 100 00:03:40,392 --> 00:03:41,842 - NO, WE'LL GO TOGETHER, YOU AND I. 101 00:03:41,876 --> 00:03:43,016 - GROW UP. 102 00:03:43,050 --> 00:03:45,640 - GROWING UP MEANS ASKING FOR HELP, WHICH I'M DOING. 103 00:03:45,673 --> 00:03:47,023 - OH, THAT'S VERY MATURE OF YOU, 104 00:03:47,054 --> 00:03:48,644 BUT ALSO GROW UP AND DO IT YOURSELF. 105 00:03:48,676 --> 00:03:50,606 - I DON'T THINK YOU'VE READ ONE OF THOSE BOOKS. 106 00:03:50,644 --> 00:03:51,824 I THINK THAT'S ALL FOR SHOW. 107 00:03:51,852 --> 00:03:53,512 - [chuckles] GOOD LUCK. 108 00:03:53,543 --> 00:03:55,103 - YOU WANT TO FRAME THIS FOR YOUR OFFICE? 109 00:03:55,131 --> 00:03:57,821 'CAUSE THIS MIGHT BE THE DOCUMENT THAT MADE ME GROW UP. 110 00:03:57,858 --> 00:03:58,928 IT WOULD LOOK GREAT HERE. 111 00:03:58,962 --> 00:04:00,482 I MEAN, I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT ANY PICTURES OF ME, 112 00:04:00,516 --> 00:04:01,896 SO MAYBE JUST THIS. 113 00:04:01,931 --> 00:04:03,241 - YOU'LL BE FINE! 114 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,065 - HI, I'M GABY. 115 00:04:07,108 --> 00:04:08,968 - HI. 116 00:04:09,007 --> 00:04:10,387 - I'M MAX'S BEHAVIORAL AIDE. 117 00:04:10,422 --> 00:04:13,222 - OH. OH. - OH. 118 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,263 COME ON IN. - THANKS. 119 00:04:20,121 --> 00:04:21,991 - UH... 120 00:04:22,020 --> 00:04:25,230 SO HOW DO YOU USUALLY START WITH A KID LIKE MAX? 121 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:27,335 - WELL, YOU GUYS TELL ME. 122 00:04:27,370 --> 00:04:29,550 WHAT WOULD BE MOST HELPFUL TO GET STARTED WITH? 123 00:04:29,579 --> 00:04:31,649 THANK YOU. - UH, HONEY? 124 00:04:31,685 --> 00:04:33,165 - HAVE A SEAT. - WHAT, UH--WHAT DO YOU THINK? 125 00:04:33,203 --> 00:04:34,793 - OH, GOD, UM... 126 00:04:34,826 --> 00:04:36,786 [clears throat] I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN. 127 00:04:36,828 --> 00:04:37,788 THERE'S SO MANY THINGS. I MEAN... 128 00:04:37,829 --> 00:04:40,039 - WELL, IF THERE WERE A BEHAVIOR OF MAX'S 129 00:04:40,072 --> 00:04:43,182 YOU COULD WAVE A WAND AND CHANGE, WHAT WOULD IT BE? 130 00:04:43,213 --> 00:04:45,703 - HOW MUCH WOULD A WAND LIKE THAT COST? 131 00:04:45,733 --> 00:04:47,703 - OH, GOSH, IN THE MORNINGS, 132 00:04:47,735 --> 00:04:50,145 IT TAKES HIM A REALLY LONG TIME TO GET READY, 133 00:04:50,186 --> 00:04:51,526 LIKE, A REALLY LONG TIME. 134 00:04:51,567 --> 00:04:53,807 - HIS DIET-- HE'S GOT A VERY LIMITED DIET. 135 00:04:53,845 --> 00:04:56,185 HE'LL ONLY EAT CERTAIN THINGS, COOKED IN CERTAIN WAYS. 136 00:04:56,226 --> 00:04:58,916 - RIGHT, LIKE, HE'LL ONLY EAT EGGS IF THEY'RE COOKED 137 00:04:58,953 --> 00:05:00,163 IN THE ORANGE FRYING PAN. 138 00:05:00,196 --> 00:05:03,366 - THAT SORT OF BEHAVIOR NORMAL FOR A KID WITH ASPERGER'S? 139 00:05:03,406 --> 00:05:05,096 - THE ORANGE FRYING PAN IS NEW. 140 00:05:05,132 --> 00:05:08,272 - OH, IT'S WEIRD, EVEN FOR A KID WITH ASPERGER'S. 141 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:11,138 GREAT. - AND HE HAS TAN--TANTRUMS, 142 00:05:11,172 --> 00:05:14,142 TEMPER TANTRUMS, SOMETIMES SEVERE. 143 00:05:14,175 --> 00:05:16,205 - I DON'T KNOW IF I'D CALL THEM SEVERE. 144 00:05:16,246 --> 00:05:18,106 - BITING, THE FISH TANK. - ALL RIGHT. 145 00:05:18,145 --> 00:05:19,865 - THERE WAS AN INCIDENT. - OKAY. 146 00:05:19,905 --> 00:05:22,005 - OKAY, TELL ME-- HOW'S HE DOING SOCIALLY? 147 00:05:22,045 --> 00:05:25,905 DOES HE HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS? DOES HE HAVE PLAYDATES? 148 00:05:25,946 --> 00:05:27,806 - NO. 149 00:05:27,844 --> 00:05:28,814 - NO? 150 00:05:28,845 --> 00:05:33,085 - MAX DOESN'T REALLY HAVE ANY FRIENDS. 151 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:39,340 - OKAY. WHY DON'T WE START THERE? 152 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:42,070 - THAT'S GOOD. 153 00:05:45,862 --> 00:05:48,832 - ♪ MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU ALWAYS ♪ 154 00:05:48,865 --> 00:05:51,275 ♪ MAY YOUR WISHES ALL COME TRUE ♪ 155 00:05:51,316 --> 00:05:53,556 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS DO FOR OTHERS ♪ 156 00:05:53,594 --> 00:05:55,984 ♪ AND LET OTHERS DO FOR YOU ♪ 157 00:05:56,010 --> 00:05:58,630 ♪ MAY YOU BUILD A LADDER TO THE STARS ♪ 158 00:05:58,668 --> 00:06:00,878 ♪ AND CLIMB ON EVERY RUNG ♪ 159 00:06:00,912 --> 00:06:03,022 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY 160 00:06:03,052 --> 00:06:05,612 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 161 00:06:05,641 --> 00:06:08,371 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE RIGHTEOUS ♪ 162 00:06:08,402 --> 00:06:10,892 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE TRUE ♪ 163 00:06:10,922 --> 00:06:12,822 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS KNOW THE TRUTH ♪ 164 00:06:12,855 --> 00:06:15,405 ♪ AND SEE THE LIGHT SURROUNDING YOU ♪ 165 00:06:15,444 --> 00:06:18,104 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS BE COURAGEOUS ♪ 166 00:06:18,136 --> 00:06:20,166 ♪ STAND UPRIGHT AND BE STRONG ♪ 167 00:06:20,207 --> 00:06:22,447 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY 168 00:06:22,485 --> 00:06:25,005 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 169 00:06:25,039 --> 00:06:27,039 ♪ MAY YOU STAY 170 00:06:27,076 --> 00:06:29,906 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 171 00:06:33,496 --> 00:06:35,836 - A HORNED LIZARD CAN SQUIRT BLOOD FROM ITS EYES. 172 00:06:35,878 --> 00:06:38,738 THE ARMADILLO LIZARD CAN CURL ITSELF UP INTO A TIGHT BALL 173 00:06:38,777 --> 00:06:40,367 TO PROTECT ITSELF FROM ATTACK. 174 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,610 [alarm beeps] THE SUNGAZER LIZARD HAS SPIKES 175 00:06:42,643 --> 00:06:43,543 THAT COVER ITS WHOLE BODY. 176 00:06:43,575 --> 00:06:45,715 AND LOTS OF LIZARDS CAN CHANGE COLORS. 177 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:47,270 - THAT'S VERY COOL, MAX. 178 00:06:47,303 --> 00:06:50,173 SO WE'VE BEEN DOING WHAT YOU WANT FOR 20 MINUTES. 179 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:51,722 IT'S TIME TO TRY ONE OF MY GAMES. 180 00:06:51,756 --> 00:06:53,066 - NO WAY. 181 00:06:53,102 --> 00:06:54,762 - HEY, MAX, BE POLITE. 182 00:06:54,793 --> 00:06:57,213 - MAX, YOU GET TO CHOOSE WHICHEVER ONE YOU WANT. 183 00:06:57,244 --> 00:06:58,384 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 184 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,658 HE DOESN'T LIKE BOARD GAMES AT ALL. 185 00:06:59,695 --> 00:07:00,725 - OKAY. - WE'VE TRIED. 186 00:07:00,765 --> 00:07:01,695 - WHEN YOU MAKE A DEAL, 187 00:07:01,731 --> 00:07:03,841 HE HAS TO HOLD UP HIS END OF THE BARGAIN. 188 00:07:03,871 --> 00:07:05,361 - OKAY. 189 00:07:05,390 --> 00:07:06,560 - ALL RIGHT, MAX, 190 00:07:06,598 --> 00:07:09,258 CHECK THIS OUT. 191 00:07:09,290 --> 00:07:11,880 - COOL. - THIS IS THE DEAL, OKAY? 192 00:07:11,914 --> 00:07:14,474 - EVERY MINUTE YOU PLAY ONE OF THESE GAMES, 193 00:07:14,503 --> 00:07:15,683 YOU GET A STICKER. 194 00:07:15,711 --> 00:07:18,131 I HAVE A WHOLE BUNCH OF THEM IN MY BAG HERE, ALL RIGHT? 195 00:07:18,161 --> 00:07:21,411 SO YOU GET UP TO 20 STICKERS, CASH THEM IN, 196 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,961 YOU GET THE BOOK. 197 00:07:22,994 --> 00:07:24,374 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 198 00:07:24,409 --> 00:07:27,169 - HOW ABOUT I GET THE BOOK FIRST, 199 00:07:27,205 --> 00:07:28,515 THEN WE PLAY THE GAME? 200 00:07:28,551 --> 00:07:30,761 - I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? 201 00:07:30,795 --> 00:07:34,655 I USED TO ALWAYS WANT MY DESSERT BEFORE MY DINNER, 202 00:07:34,695 --> 00:07:37,795 AND IT ALWAYS TURNED OUT I HAD TO HAVE MY VEGGIES FIRST, 203 00:07:37,836 --> 00:07:38,766 SO... 204 00:07:38,803 --> 00:07:40,563 - YEP. - FORGET IT, THEN. 205 00:07:40,598 --> 00:07:42,698 - MAX! HONEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 206 00:07:42,738 --> 00:07:44,258 WHY DON'T WE GO GET A COOKIE? - YEAH, SURE. 207 00:07:44,291 --> 00:07:47,021 - NO, NO, NO COOKIES. YOU GOT TO STICK WITH THE PLAN. 208 00:07:47,052 --> 00:07:49,022 - OKAY. - YOU GOTTA BE FIRM. OKAY? 209 00:07:49,054 --> 00:07:50,264 I'M SORRY. - OKAY. 210 00:07:50,297 --> 00:07:51,567 - MAX, NO COOKIE TODAY. 211 00:07:51,609 --> 00:07:53,059 THE REWARD IS THE BOOK. - I WANT THE BOOK. 212 00:07:53,093 --> 00:07:54,403 - SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO PLAY A GAME. 213 00:07:54,439 --> 00:07:56,509 - NO. I WANT THE BOOK. 214 00:07:56,545 --> 00:07:58,405 - WHEN HE HAS THAT TONE-- WHEN HE HAS THAT TONE, 215 00:07:58,443 --> 00:07:59,623 ALL BETS ARE OFF. - IT'S OKAY. 216 00:07:59,651 --> 00:08:00,481 - HE'S GONNA LOSE IT. - THAT'S OKAY. 217 00:08:00,514 --> 00:08:02,864 THAT'S OKAY. - HE'S GONNA LOSE IT. 218 00:08:02,896 --> 00:08:04,896 - LISTEN, MAX, NOTHING HERE IS GONNA CHANGE 219 00:08:04,932 --> 00:08:07,182 UNLESS YOU PUT GUACAMOLE BACK IN THE CAGE. 220 00:08:08,591 --> 00:08:10,701 YOU MAKE THE CHOICE. 221 00:08:12,595 --> 00:08:16,045 - SORRY, GUACAMOLE. 222 00:08:18,739 --> 00:08:20,879 - [chuckles] - WOW. 223 00:08:20,914 --> 00:08:23,614 - OKAY, LET'S PICK A GAME. 224 00:08:30,579 --> 00:08:32,409 - HEY. 225 00:08:32,442 --> 00:08:34,512 - HEY, AMBER, WHAT'S UP? 226 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:37,028 - UM, I WAS JUST WONDERING, UM... 227 00:08:37,068 --> 00:08:39,238 I KNOW I DIDN'T SEEM VERY EXCITED ABOUT IT IN CLASS, 228 00:08:39,277 --> 00:08:42,757 BUT I WAS JUST WONDERING IF--IF YOU WERE STILL TRYING 229 00:08:42,798 --> 00:08:44,138 TO GET PEOPLE TO JOIN 230 00:08:44,178 --> 00:08:47,978 THAT WEIRD LITERARY MAGAZINE THINGY, THE SPECTRUM? 231 00:08:48,010 --> 00:08:50,320 - YEAH, YEAH. ARE YOU INTERESTED? 232 00:08:50,357 --> 00:08:51,737 - I MEAN, SURE, I GUESS, 233 00:08:51,772 --> 00:08:53,332 'CAUSE I HAVE TO HAVE, LIKE, 234 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:54,880 EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES ANYWAY, 235 00:08:54,913 --> 00:08:56,123 SO I MIGHT AS WELL, LIKE, RIGHT? 236 00:08:56,156 --> 00:08:58,496 - WELL, WITH A PASSIONATE PLEA LIKE THAT, 237 00:08:58,538 --> 00:08:59,638 HOW CAN I SAY NO? 238 00:08:59,677 --> 00:09:01,397 UH, YEAH, THAT'S-- THAT'S GREAT. 239 00:09:01,437 --> 00:09:02,397 THAT'S FANTASTIC. 240 00:09:02,438 --> 00:09:05,028 SO I GUESS THE NEXT STEP IS WE ARE FORMATTING 241 00:09:05,061 --> 00:09:06,721 TOMORROW AFTER SCHOOL IN THE COMPUTER LAB. 242 00:09:06,753 --> 00:09:09,483 SO JUST GO THERE. - COOL. 243 00:09:09,514 --> 00:09:12,174 FORMATTING IN COMPUTER LABS. 244 00:09:12,206 --> 00:09:14,206 AND HERE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NERDY AND LAME. 245 00:09:14,243 --> 00:09:15,663 - [laughs] NOT AT ALL. 246 00:09:15,693 --> 00:09:17,803 AND THEN WE'RE GONNA BE FOOTNOTING AND ENDNOTING, 247 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:20,463 AND IT'S GONNA BE SO COOL. 248 00:09:20,490 --> 00:09:21,800 - GREAT. - BUNCH OF COOL PEOPLE. 249 00:09:21,837 --> 00:09:24,247 - YOU HAVE CHALK ON YOUR... 250 00:09:24,287 --> 00:09:25,497 - OH. - YEAH. 251 00:09:25,530 --> 00:09:29,260 - IT'S AN OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD. I PUT IT THERE ON PURPOSE. 252 00:09:29,292 --> 00:09:31,672 - [chuckles] OKAY. BYE. 253 00:09:31,709 --> 00:09:33,229 - ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU AROUND. - BYE-BYE. 254 00:09:33,262 --> 00:09:34,922 - THANKS, AMBER. - OKAY. 255 00:09:36,886 --> 00:09:37,916 - OH. 256 00:09:37,956 --> 00:09:40,676 THIS IS NEW. 257 00:09:40,718 --> 00:09:42,098 HAS IT BEEN WASHED BEFORE? 258 00:09:42,133 --> 00:09:44,103 - UM, I DON'T THINK SO. 259 00:09:44,135 --> 00:09:45,585 - WELL, I SHOULD WASH IT SEPARATELY. 260 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:46,859 - NO, YOU CAN WASH IT WITH ALL THE OTHER TEES. 261 00:09:46,896 --> 00:09:48,166 - WELL, IT'S RED, YOU KNOW. 262 00:09:48,208 --> 00:09:49,868 IT'LL BLEED IF IT HASN'T BEEN WASHED BEFORE. 263 00:09:49,899 --> 00:09:51,419 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, IF YOU DON'T MIND, 264 00:09:51,452 --> 00:09:52,562 THEN I GUESS THAT'S-- - I DON'T MIND. 265 00:09:52,592 --> 00:09:53,802 - BETTER. OKAY. 266 00:09:53,834 --> 00:09:56,634 - JEEZ, DIDN'T YOU DO, LIKE, EIGHT LOADS HERE LAST WEEK? 267 00:09:56,665 --> 00:09:58,765 - JEEZ, GET IN A FIGHT WITH A LEAF BLOWER? 268 00:09:58,805 --> 00:10:02,115 - HE JUST WANTS TO VISIT US, AND THIS IS A GOOD EXCUSE. 269 00:10:02,153 --> 00:10:04,333 - HEY, I'M GLAD YOU'RE BOTH HERE. 270 00:10:04,362 --> 00:10:05,742 THERE'S, UM-- 271 00:10:05,777 --> 00:10:07,637 THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU. 272 00:10:07,676 --> 00:10:09,816 S-SOMEBODY'S COME INTO MY LIFE RECENTLY. 273 00:10:09,850 --> 00:10:11,780 - OH, BOY, HERE WE GO AGAIN. 274 00:10:11,818 --> 00:10:13,268 - WHAT HAPPENED TO KATIE? 275 00:10:13,302 --> 00:10:15,062 SHE WAS A NICE GIRL, KATIE. 276 00:10:15,097 --> 00:10:16,717 - YEAH, NOTHING HAPPENED TO KATIE. 277 00:10:16,754 --> 00:10:19,074 YOU KNOW, THIS IS KIND OF SERIOUS. 278 00:10:19,101 --> 00:10:20,931 - WELL, ISN'T IT ALWAYS SERIOUS? 279 00:10:20,965 --> 00:10:22,825 - FOR THE FIRST WEEK AND A HALF. 280 00:10:22,863 --> 00:10:24,933 [laughs] - [laughs mockingly] 281 00:10:24,969 --> 00:10:26,589 I'M SO GLAD I CAN ENTERTAIN YOU. 282 00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:29,276 - OH, COME ON, WE'RE ONLY JOKING. 283 00:10:29,318 --> 00:10:31,908 UH, TELL US ALL ABOUT HER. 284 00:10:36,290 --> 00:10:39,850 - YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOT TO RUN TO THE STUDIO. 285 00:10:39,880 --> 00:10:43,850 I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH THAT. 286 00:10:49,614 --> 00:10:52,864 [chatter] 287 00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:58,725 - ♪ MIDNIGHT AND THE MOON IS WEARING MAKEUP ♪ 288 00:10:58,761 --> 00:11:01,011 - OH, HI. - HI. 289 00:11:01,039 --> 00:11:03,419 - OOH, SORRY, HON. SORRY. 290 00:11:03,455 --> 00:11:04,655 CAN YOU GRAB THEM IN THE CORNER? 291 00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:06,358 HI. 292 00:11:06,389 --> 00:11:07,429 WHAT--WHAT'LL YOU HAVE? 293 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:08,839 - UM, I'M--I'M OKAY. 294 00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:12,705 UM, C-CAN WE TALK FOR JUST ONE SECOND, 295 00:11:12,741 --> 00:11:14,091 MAYBE, OVER HERE? 296 00:11:14,121 --> 00:11:15,051 - YEAH. - SORRY. 297 00:11:15,088 --> 00:11:16,368 - NO, NO. - ONE SECOND. 298 00:11:16,399 --> 00:11:18,609 - IS, UH...? - VERY SHORT. 299 00:11:18,643 --> 00:11:20,303 - IS EVERYTHING OKAY WITH AMBER? 300 00:11:20,334 --> 00:11:21,654 - UH, NO, YEAH, SHE'S FINE. 301 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,791 NO, I'M ACTUALLY-- I'M HERE ON MY OWN BEHALF. 302 00:11:23,821 --> 00:11:27,411 I JUST, UH, WANTED TO... 303 00:11:27,445 --> 00:11:28,685 SAY-- 304 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,552 AND, UH, THIS IS REALLY LAME 305 00:11:30,586 --> 00:11:32,586 AND PROBABLY EMBARRASSING FOR ME, 306 00:11:32,622 --> 00:11:34,492 BUT, UM, I'M GONNA SAY IT. 307 00:11:34,521 --> 00:11:37,491 I, UM... 308 00:11:37,524 --> 00:11:38,664 I REALLY LIKE YOU, AND-- 309 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:41,628 - HEY, SARAH, CAN I GET ANOTHER DRINK DOWN HERE, PLEASE? 310 00:11:41,666 --> 00:11:42,866 - JUST ONE SECOND. I'M SORRY. 311 00:11:42,909 --> 00:11:44,529 GO ON. - NO, THAT'S FINE. 312 00:11:44,565 --> 00:11:46,705 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU, UM, SINCE WE MET, 313 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,570 AND YOU JUST-- YOU MAKE ME LAUGH, 314 00:11:48,604 --> 00:11:49,814 AND YOU MAKE ME FEEL GOOD. 315 00:11:49,847 --> 00:11:52,057 AND I JUST FEEL LIKE THERE'S... - SARAH. 316 00:11:52,090 --> 00:11:54,400 - SOMETHING THAT I'LL TELL YOU IN A SECOND... 317 00:11:54,437 --> 00:11:55,817 - OKAY. OKAY. THANK YOU. - AFTER YOU TAKE CARE 318 00:11:55,853 --> 00:11:56,853 OF YOUR CUSTOMER. 319 00:11:56,888 --> 00:11:58,438 - YES, YES. ANOTHER ONE? 320 00:11:58,476 --> 00:11:59,506 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. - YEAH. 321 00:11:59,546 --> 00:12:00,716 - THAT'S ON THE HOUSE. OKAY. 322 00:12:00,754 --> 00:12:02,034 - OH, SWEET. - ENJOY THAT. YEAH. 323 00:12:02,066 --> 00:12:03,376 - OOH. 324 00:12:03,412 --> 00:12:05,172 [bottle clatters] 325 00:12:05,207 --> 00:12:06,517 - SO... - HI. 326 00:12:06,553 --> 00:12:08,003 OKAY, SO I, UM... 327 00:12:08,037 --> 00:12:09,827 I JUST SENSE THAT THERE'S THIS CONNECTION, 328 00:12:09,867 --> 00:12:13,587 EVEN THOUGH, YOU KNOW, I... 329 00:12:13,629 --> 00:12:14,659 WHATEVER. 330 00:12:14,699 --> 00:12:17,119 - FALL ASLEEP WHEN YOU TRY TO COUNT TO MY AGE? 331 00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:18,630 - [laughs] 332 00:12:18,668 --> 00:12:20,358 NO, NO, DESPITE THAT, 333 00:12:20,394 --> 00:12:23,714 UM, I... 334 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:24,643 TEACH YOUR DAUGHTER. 335 00:12:24,674 --> 00:12:25,854 - I HAVE A DAUGHTER? 336 00:12:25,883 --> 00:12:27,333 - [laughs] 337 00:12:27,367 --> 00:12:28,987 UM... 338 00:12:29,024 --> 00:12:32,134 SO I-I-I WANTED TO GIVE YOU THIS. 339 00:12:32,165 --> 00:12:35,755 AND I KNOW THAT TEXTING IS THE THING 340 00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,929 THAT MOST OF THE KIDS ARE DOING NOWADAYS, 341 00:12:37,964 --> 00:12:39,834 BUT I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING MORE ROMANTIC 342 00:12:39,862 --> 00:12:42,002 ABOUT, UM, PEN AND PAPER. 343 00:12:42,037 --> 00:12:44,937 UH, BUT DON'T OPEN IT RIGHT NOW. 344 00:12:44,971 --> 00:12:46,661 UH, I'M GONNA GO. 345 00:12:46,696 --> 00:12:50,106 - OKAY. - AND, UH, YEAH. 346 00:12:50,148 --> 00:12:53,218 IT WAS NICE TO SEE YOU. AND JUST FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS. 347 00:12:53,255 --> 00:12:56,665 - ALL RIGHT, TEACH. - ALL--[laughs] ALL RIGHT. 348 00:12:56,706 --> 00:12:58,666 - I AM GONNA GO. I LIKE YOUR SEAHORSE. 349 00:12:58,708 --> 00:13:01,398 - THANKS. NICE TO "SEE HORSE" YOU. 350 00:13:01,435 --> 00:13:04,775 - [laughs] - HEY, SARAH? 351 00:13:04,818 --> 00:13:06,718 - OKAY. - YOU FORGOT THE ICE. 352 00:13:06,751 --> 00:13:08,061 - OH, YEAH? 353 00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,870 ICE, ICE. 354 00:13:24,665 --> 00:13:26,385 - YOU'RE ASKING FOR MY ADVICE? 355 00:13:26,426 --> 00:13:28,906 - IT'S TRUE. - WOW, THIS IS SO GREAT. 356 00:13:28,946 --> 00:13:31,636 - [muffled] I KNOW. - YOU NEVER COME TO ME. 357 00:13:31,672 --> 00:13:33,642 - WELL, YOU KNOW... - OH. 358 00:13:33,674 --> 00:13:35,164 - THERE'S A FIRST FOR EVERYTHING. 359 00:13:35,193 --> 00:13:37,333 WHAT'S NEXT? YOU ASKING ME FOR ADVICE? 360 00:13:37,368 --> 00:13:38,678 - YEAH, MAYBE. 361 00:13:38,714 --> 00:13:40,234 OH, SORRY, GO. WHAT IS IT? 362 00:13:40,267 --> 00:13:41,607 - I MET SOMEONE. 363 00:13:41,648 --> 00:13:42,748 - UH-HUH. 364 00:13:42,787 --> 00:13:44,817 - AND, UM... 365 00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,718 HE'S, UH--HE'S GREAT. 366 00:13:46,756 --> 00:13:48,586 HE'S AMBER'S TEACHER, 367 00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,620 AND, UM, HE'S KIND OF YOUNG. 368 00:13:51,658 --> 00:13:52,588 - IS HE LEGAL? 369 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:54,454 - AGE? - YEAH. 370 00:13:54,488 --> 00:13:57,078 - YEAH. HE'S 26. 371 00:13:57,112 --> 00:13:58,672 GROSS. - OH, OKAY. 372 00:13:58,699 --> 00:14:00,219 OH, HE'S MARRIED. 373 00:14:00,253 --> 00:14:01,703 - WHAT? NO. 374 00:14:01,737 --> 00:14:02,977 - THEN WHAT ARE YOU ASKING ME ABOUT? 375 00:14:03,014 --> 00:14:04,714 YOU'RE--YOU'RE ALL SYSTEMS GO. IS THAT IT? 376 00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:06,570 - DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SUBTLETY OF THE SITUATION? 377 00:14:06,604 --> 00:14:08,744 WHAT ABOUT AMBER? THE GUY'S YOUNGER THAN JULIA. 378 00:14:08,778 --> 00:14:10,878 HE'S YOUNGER THAN ME BY A LOT. 379 00:14:10,919 --> 00:14:13,509 - LOOK... 380 00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:15,792 YOU WANT TO SAY YES. - I DO? 381 00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:17,130 - THAT'S WHY YOU'RE ASKING ME. 382 00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:18,746 IF YOU WANTED TO SAY NO, 383 00:14:18,788 --> 00:14:20,548 YOU'D ASK DUDLEY DO-RIGHT OR JUDGE JULIA. 384 00:14:20,583 --> 00:14:22,593 - YOU DON'T THINK IT'S WEIRD? - NO WAY. 385 00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:24,660 - NO RULES. - NO. 386 00:14:24,691 --> 00:14:26,561 - HA. - I DIDN'T READ A RULEBOOK. 387 00:14:26,589 --> 00:14:27,629 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 388 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:28,729 - YEAH. - I FEEL MUCH BETTER. 389 00:14:28,764 --> 00:14:30,044 - HEY, THIS WENT PRETTY GOOD, HUH? 390 00:14:30,076 --> 00:14:31,656 - I KNOW. - RIGHT? 391 00:14:31,698 --> 00:14:32,798 FOR A TRIAL RUN? - PRETTY GOOD. 392 00:14:32,837 --> 00:14:34,487 MAYBE I'LL START ASKING YOU FOR ALL KINDS OF ADVICE. 393 00:14:34,528 --> 00:14:36,698 - SO, YOU KNOW, ANYTIME YOU WANT ADVICE... 394 00:14:36,737 --> 00:14:38,707 - OH, REALLY? ALL RIGHT. OKAY. 395 00:14:38,739 --> 00:14:40,849 YEAH. - AND JUST, YOU KNOW, 396 00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:42,430 MAYBE TO MAKE IT EVEN, 397 00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:43,777 I'M JUST THROWING THIS OUT THERE, 398 00:14:43,813 --> 00:14:45,473 BUT WHAT IF YOU CAME WITH ME 399 00:14:45,505 --> 00:14:47,575 TO TELL MOM AND DAD ABOUT JABBAR? 400 00:14:47,610 --> 00:14:49,440 - WHAT? NO. 401 00:14:49,474 --> 00:14:51,754 - WAIT, THEN YOU OWE ME ONE, SOMETHING ELSE. 402 00:14:51,787 --> 00:14:52,887 THINK ABOUT IT. - OKAY. 403 00:14:52,926 --> 00:14:54,546 - OKAY. - THANKS FOR YOUR ADVICE. 404 00:14:54,583 --> 00:14:56,453 TELL THEM YOURSELF, YOU FREAK. - GREAT. YEAH. 405 00:14:56,481 --> 00:14:58,311 - THE STANDARD-ISSUE GUN IN THE MILITARY 406 00:14:58,345 --> 00:14:59,615 IS THE M4A1. 407 00:14:59,657 --> 00:15:02,587 NOW, THAT'S ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS ASSAULT RIFLES THERE IS. 408 00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:03,965 - THIS IS-- THIS IS GREAT. 409 00:15:04,006 --> 00:15:06,106 I CANCELED A MEETING TO FIND OUT 410 00:15:06,146 --> 00:15:08,386 THAT WE'RE PAYING $30 AN HOUR FOR A BABYSITTER. 411 00:15:08,424 --> 00:15:10,294 THIS IS COSTING US A LOT OF MONEY, KRISTINA. 412 00:15:10,323 --> 00:15:11,293 - I KNOW. I UNDERSTAND. - THAT'S ALL. 413 00:15:11,324 --> 00:15:12,884 I JUST WANT TO SEE SOME RESULTS, THAT'S ALL. 414 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:13,882 - WELL, DO YOU HAVE A GUN? 415 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,543 - I DO NOT HAVE A GUN, MAX. 416 00:15:15,569 --> 00:15:17,779 - WELL, IF YOU WERE GONNA GET A GUN, THE--THE AK-47 IS... 417 00:15:17,813 --> 00:15:19,783 - THIS IS GREAT. 418 00:15:19,815 --> 00:15:22,265 SHE'S PLAYING BALL WITH HIM AND LOOKING UP THE HILL. 419 00:15:22,300 --> 00:15:24,410 - HEY, MAX, IT LOOKS LIKE THAT GIRL OVER THERE 420 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:25,720 WANTS TO PLAY SOME FOUR SQUARE-- 421 00:15:25,752 --> 00:15:27,482 OVER THERE BY THE TREE. - WHY? 422 00:15:27,512 --> 00:15:29,552 - WHY DON'T YOU GO ASK HER IF SHE WANTS TO PLAY? 423 00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:30,553 - I'LL JUST PLAY WITH YOU. 424 00:15:30,584 --> 00:15:32,724 - ACTUALLY... - I'LL JUST PLAY WITH YOU. 425 00:15:32,759 --> 00:15:33,859 - NO. - [scoffs] 426 00:15:33,898 --> 00:15:35,278 - SHE'S GONNA TRY TO GET HIM TO PLAY WITH THAT KID... 427 00:15:35,313 --> 00:15:36,563 - RIGHT. - THAT GIRL BY THE TREE. 428 00:15:36,590 --> 00:15:37,940 - GOOD LUCK. - YEAH. 429 00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:39,491 A BLIZZARD'S COMING IN LATER TODAY TOO. 430 00:15:39,524 --> 00:15:40,974 - MM-HMM. RIGHT. - AND YOU GET A LIZARD 431 00:15:41,009 --> 00:15:43,599 ON THE WAY HOME. - WHAT KIND OF LIZARD? 432 00:15:43,632 --> 00:15:44,942 - ANY LIZARD YOU WANT. 433 00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:48,018 - OKAY. 434 00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:50,160 - YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I'VE TRIED THIS? 435 00:15:50,190 --> 00:15:52,500 - NOW, REMEMBER, LOOK HER IN THE EYE, OKAY? 436 00:15:52,537 --> 00:15:54,847 AND DON'T FORGET TO GIVE HER A SMILE. 437 00:15:54,884 --> 00:15:56,514 - HI, I'M MAX. 438 00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:58,611 - I'M JESSICA. 439 00:15:59,889 --> 00:16:02,649 - HUH. 440 00:16:02,685 --> 00:16:04,925 - OH, UH, DO YOU WANT TO PLAY FOUR SQUARE? 441 00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:07,934 - SURE. 442 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,587 - [softly] I DID IT. - YOU'LL GET IT. 443 00:16:09,623 --> 00:16:11,593 - [whispers] - YOU'LL GET YOUR LIZARD. 444 00:16:15,698 --> 00:16:18,318 - WELL, HOW ABOUT THAT? 445 00:16:25,432 --> 00:16:29,642 HEY, YOU KNOW, SHE JUST GOT LUCKY. 446 00:16:29,678 --> 00:16:31,888 - NO, SHE DIDN'T. 447 00:16:31,921 --> 00:16:33,721 - SWEETIE... 448 00:16:33,751 --> 00:16:35,681 HEY. 449 00:16:38,411 --> 00:16:40,141 - [roars] 450 00:16:40,171 --> 00:16:41,761 [kids screaming] 451 00:16:41,793 --> 00:16:43,523 THE DRAGON IS HUNGRY! 452 00:16:43,554 --> 00:16:45,664 [growling and shrieking] 453 00:16:45,694 --> 00:16:47,664 - ISN'T HE AMAZING? 454 00:16:47,696 --> 00:16:50,456 ALL KIDS SHOULD HAVE A MALE ROLE MODEL LIKE JOEL. 455 00:16:50,492 --> 00:16:52,942 - YEAH, HE'S REALLY GREAT WITH THEM, HUH? 456 00:16:52,977 --> 00:16:54,627 - IT'S A GIFT. 457 00:16:54,668 --> 00:16:56,428 - HE'S LIKE A ROCK STAR. 458 00:16:56,463 --> 00:16:59,783 - BIG-TIME. 459 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:01,681 - UH-OH, UH-OH, UH-OH. 460 00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:03,300 IT LOOKS LIKE THE PRINCESS 461 00:17:03,332 --> 00:17:04,782 HAS SOME ANTS ON A LOG FOR ALL OF YOU. 462 00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,396 - LOOK WHAT JOEL MADE, EVERYBODY. 463 00:17:06,439 --> 00:17:09,129 - WHO WANTS SOME OF THOSE? [kids cheering] 464 00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,476 - OKAY. - THERE THEY ARE. 465 00:17:10,512 --> 00:17:13,002 - OKAY. YOU WANNA DO THAT? - OH, ABSOLUTELY. 466 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,662 - DO YOU NEED ANYTHING? - I'M GOOD, I'M GOOD. 467 00:17:15,689 --> 00:17:17,419 - OH, LOOK AT THIS. 468 00:17:17,450 --> 00:17:19,560 SHE'S THE PRESIDENT OF HIS FAN CLUB HERE. 469 00:17:19,590 --> 00:17:21,210 - YOU OKAY? YOU OKAY? - I THINK SO. 470 00:17:26,769 --> 00:17:28,149 - [laughs] 471 00:17:28,185 --> 00:17:30,185 HE'S HAVING A BALL. - MM-HMM. 472 00:17:30,221 --> 00:17:32,401 - I JUST--I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT. 473 00:17:32,430 --> 00:17:35,740 I MEAN, I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO THIS FOR SO LONG, 474 00:17:35,778 --> 00:17:37,438 AND I'M... 475 00:17:37,470 --> 00:17:39,580 I'M JUST AMAZED. 476 00:17:39,610 --> 00:17:42,200 DO YOU WANT A SNACK-- AN APPLE OR SOMETHING? 477 00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:43,923 I HAVE TONS. - HOW ARE YOU? 478 00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:46,129 - HOW AM I? - HOW ARE YOU-- 479 00:17:46,168 --> 00:17:48,028 YEAH, HOW ARE YOU DOING? - I'M GOOD. 480 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:51,347 - BUT I MEAN, LIKE... - I'M GOOD, I PROMISE. 481 00:17:52,968 --> 00:17:55,898 IT'S JUST SO NICE TO SEE MAX PLAY WITH OTHER KIDS, YOU KNOW. 482 00:17:55,936 --> 00:17:57,416 [clears throat] - MM-HMM. 483 00:17:57,455 --> 00:17:59,455 - AND YOU HELPED HIM DO IT. - MM-HMM. 484 00:17:59,492 --> 00:18:01,432 - YOU DID. 485 00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:04,464 - NONE OF THIS IS EASY, YOU KNOW. 486 00:18:04,497 --> 00:18:06,357 - I'M SORRY. I JUST FEEL LIKE A LOSER. 487 00:18:06,395 --> 00:18:08,395 I FEEL LIKE A TOTAL LOSER. 488 00:18:08,432 --> 00:18:11,162 I'VE BEEN TRYING TO DO THIS FOR SO LONG, 489 00:18:11,193 --> 00:18:13,403 AND YOU MAKE IT SEEM SO EASY. 490 00:18:13,437 --> 00:18:16,647 I MEAN, JUST WATCHING... - IT'S NOT. 491 00:18:16,681 --> 00:18:20,411 IT'S HARD, AND I ONLY WORK WITH HIM A FEW HOURS A DAY. 492 00:18:20,444 --> 00:18:22,584 THIS IS YOUR LIFE, YOU KNOW? 493 00:18:22,618 --> 00:18:24,308 - [sighing] OH. 494 00:18:24,344 --> 00:18:25,554 - I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT. 495 00:18:25,587 --> 00:18:29,137 - I KNOW. I-- WELL, THAT'S WHAT NOBODY GETS. 496 00:18:29,177 --> 00:18:31,317 I TRY TO EXPLAIN... 497 00:18:31,351 --> 00:18:34,391 JUST THE WORRY-- THE WORRY NEVER GOES AWAY. 498 00:18:34,423 --> 00:18:36,873 LIKE, I-I FIND MYSELF UP LATE AT NIGHT 499 00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:39,188 JUST WORRYING ABOUT MAX, AND... 500 00:18:39,221 --> 00:18:41,671 IS THERE SOMETHING WE SHOULD HAVE TRIED? 501 00:18:41,706 --> 00:18:43,356 SOMETHING WE SHOULD TRY? 502 00:18:43,398 --> 00:18:46,298 WHEN I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT HIM, I'M WORRIED ABOUT THE FACT 503 00:18:46,332 --> 00:18:47,512 THAT I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT HADDIE. 504 00:18:47,540 --> 00:18:49,230 AND WHEN I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT HADDIE-- 505 00:18:49,266 --> 00:18:51,366 IT'S JUST LIKE IT NEVER STOPS, YOU KNOW? 506 00:18:51,406 --> 00:18:53,546 ADAM AND I-- MAYBE WE GET A-A CHANCE 507 00:18:53,580 --> 00:18:55,860 TO SPEND SOME TIME ALONE, JUST TOGETHER... 508 00:18:55,893 --> 00:18:57,583 - YEAH. - SOME MIRACLE CHANCE. 509 00:18:57,619 --> 00:19:00,099 IT'S LIKE I CANNOT STOP WORRYING LONG ENOUGH 510 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,759 TO ENJOY ANYTHING-- 511 00:19:01,795 --> 00:19:03,585 ANYTHING, LIKE A MOVIE 512 00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:05,765 OR A NICE DINNER OR SEX, IF... 513 00:19:05,799 --> 00:19:08,559 OH, MY GOD, I'M SORRY. I SHOULDN'T-- 514 00:19:08,595 --> 00:19:10,455 - NO, NO, NO, NO. - I'M SO SORRY. 515 00:19:10,494 --> 00:19:12,434 - IT'S OKAY. - DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THAT. 516 00:19:12,461 --> 00:19:15,151 - I WON'T. - 'CAUSE HE DOES SATISFY ME... 517 00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:16,978 - I'M SURE HE DOES. - A LOT. 518 00:19:17,017 --> 00:19:18,227 HE'S GOT A GOOD ONE. 519 00:19:18,260 --> 00:19:20,990 [both laughing] 520 00:19:21,021 --> 00:19:23,131 OKAY. 521 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:24,402 NEVER MIND. 522 00:19:24,439 --> 00:19:26,919 - LISTEN, YOU NEED TO RELAX. 523 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,128 - OH, MY GOD. 524 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,647 - HONESTLY, YOU'RE TOO HARD ON YOURSELF. 525 00:19:30,686 --> 00:19:34,656 YOU NEED TO JUST CUT YOURSELF SOME SLACK AND RELAX. 526 00:19:34,690 --> 00:19:35,690 - OKAY. 527 00:19:35,726 --> 00:19:38,346 OKAY, THEN I'M GONNA GO TO HAWAII, 528 00:19:38,384 --> 00:19:39,634 AND YOU CAN RAISE MY SON. 529 00:19:39,661 --> 00:19:41,561 - I'LL BABYSIT. HOW ABOUT THAT? 530 00:19:41,594 --> 00:19:44,674 both: OKAY. - THANKS. 531 00:19:48,773 --> 00:19:49,713 - YEAH, I DON'T THINK 532 00:19:49,740 --> 00:19:50,810 THAT THEY'RE GONNA SPRING ANYTHING ON YOU. 533 00:19:50,844 --> 00:19:52,814 THE DEPOSITION IS NOW SET FOR THURSDAY MORNING. 534 00:19:52,846 --> 00:19:56,156 AND, UM, WE'RE GONNA GO OVER ALL OF IT 535 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:57,155 AT THE BRIEFING BEFOREHAND. 536 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,016 - THANK YOU. - YOU KNOW WHAT? 537 00:19:58,058 --> 00:19:59,648 CAN--CAN I CALL YOU BACK ABOUT THIS? 538 00:19:59,681 --> 00:20:01,061 JUST GIVE ME A COUPLE MINUTES. 539 00:20:01,096 --> 00:20:02,406 SOMETHING HAS COME UP IN THE FAMILY. 540 00:20:02,442 --> 00:20:05,382 I-I WILL CALL YOU RIGHT BACK. 541 00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:07,590 - THANK YOU. 542 00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:08,310 - FOR WHAT? 543 00:20:08,345 --> 00:20:09,305 - THE PLAYGROUP... 544 00:20:09,346 --> 00:20:11,276 - YEAH? - WAS INSPIRATIONAL. 545 00:20:11,313 --> 00:20:12,973 I MEAN, WOW. 546 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:15,044 YOUR HUSBAND IS A ROCK STAR. 547 00:20:15,075 --> 00:20:16,655 - HE IS, ISN'T HE? 548 00:20:16,698 --> 00:20:17,908 - OH! 549 00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:19,870 I MEAN, NO DISRESPECT TO DAD, 550 00:20:19,908 --> 00:20:22,428 BUT IT'S LIKE I FINALLY HAVE A ROLE MODEL NOW, 551 00:20:22,462 --> 00:20:24,532 YOU KNOW, SOMEONE I WANT TO BE LIKE AS A DAD. 552 00:20:24,568 --> 00:20:27,738 - OH, MY GOD. ADAM'S A GOOD DAD. 553 00:20:27,778 --> 00:20:31,128 - WELL, YEAH, HE'S A GREAT DAD, BUT HE'S NOT A ROCK STAR. 554 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,270 JOEL... 555 00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:33,920 ON THE OTHER HAND, WOW. 556 00:20:33,956 --> 00:20:35,536 - WAIT, OKAY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY ROCK STAR? 557 00:20:35,579 --> 00:20:36,679 - WELL, HE'S WORSHIPPED. 558 00:20:36,718 --> 00:20:38,818 - OH, YEAH. - LIKE A DEITY. 559 00:20:38,858 --> 00:20:40,378 - YEAH, THE KIDS LOVE HIM. 560 00:20:40,411 --> 00:20:42,411 - WELL, NOT JUST THE KIDS, BELIEVE ME. 561 00:20:42,448 --> 00:20:43,858 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 562 00:20:45,623 --> 00:20:46,693 - NOTHING. 563 00:20:46,728 --> 00:20:49,008 - NO, NO, YOU SAID "WORSHIPPED." WHO WORSHIPS HIM? 564 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,150 - YOU KNOW, THE, UM... 565 00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:52,730 THE--THE KIDS 566 00:20:52,768 --> 00:20:54,488 AND--AND THE TWO GAY DADS, TIMMY AND TONY, 567 00:20:54,529 --> 00:20:56,809 OR WHATEVER, AND ME. - YEAH. 568 00:20:56,841 --> 00:20:58,501 - AND THE OTHER MOMS. - WHICH OTHER MOMS? 569 00:20:58,533 --> 00:21:00,363 - ALL THE OTHER MOMS. - ALL THE OTHER MOMS? 570 00:21:00,397 --> 00:21:01,947 - WELL, NO, NOT ALL OF THEM. 571 00:21:01,984 --> 00:21:04,024 - RACQUEL? IS IT RACQUEL? 572 00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:04,945 - I REALLY COULDN'T SAY. 573 00:21:04,987 --> 00:21:06,437 - OH, YOU'RE SUCH A BAD LIAR. 574 00:21:06,472 --> 00:21:08,472 - I KNOW. [laughs] 575 00:21:08,508 --> 00:21:10,858 - SO--SO COME ON. - LISTEN. 576 00:21:10,890 --> 00:21:13,100 - SO--SO WHAT IS SHE LIKE WHEN I'M NOT AROUND? 577 00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:15,033 - I-- LOOK, I DON'T KNOW. 578 00:21:16,930 --> 00:21:17,970 - DOES SHE FLIRT? 579 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,620 - WELL, YOU KNOW, 580 00:21:19,657 --> 00:21:21,757 HOW DOES ONE DEFINE FLIRTING THESE DAYS? 581 00:21:21,797 --> 00:21:24,007 - GAZING, SMILING, TOUCHING, SMILING AGAIN, 582 00:21:24,041 --> 00:21:25,151 PROVIDING MULTIPLE BEVERAGES. 583 00:21:25,180 --> 00:21:27,110 - CHECK. - YEAH? 584 00:21:27,147 --> 00:21:28,767 - YEAH, AND ANTS ON A LOG. 585 00:21:28,804 --> 00:21:31,704 BUT IT'S TOTALLY HARMLESS. I MEAN, JOEL WOULD NEVER... 586 00:21:31,738 --> 00:21:34,358 - NO, I KNOW. IT'S FINE. IT'S--IT'S COMPLETELY FINE. 587 00:21:34,396 --> 00:21:36,736 - OKAY, GOOD. - SO GIVE ME DETAILS. 588 00:21:38,055 --> 00:21:41,365 - LOOK, I-I DON'T REALLY WANT TO GO DOWN THIS ROAD WITH YOU. 589 00:21:41,403 --> 00:21:42,893 I'M NEW TO THE PLAYGROUP. 590 00:21:42,922 --> 00:21:45,932 AND IT'S JUST, LIKE, THE FIRST RULE OF PLAYGROUP 591 00:21:45,959 --> 00:21:47,619 IS THERE IS NO PLAYGROUP. 592 00:21:47,651 --> 00:21:50,381 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER SOURCE. 593 00:21:51,758 --> 00:21:53,138 - THAT'S COOL. I GOT WHAT I NEED, CROSBY. 594 00:21:53,173 --> 00:21:54,113 - GOOD LUCK. 595 00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:55,520 - I'VE NEVER PLAYED THAT. - YEAH, IT'S NOT 596 00:21:55,555 --> 00:21:56,895 THAT HARD TO PLAY, THOUGH. - IT'S NOT? 597 00:21:56,936 --> 00:21:58,556 - YEAH, I MEAN, HE'S ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD AT IT. 598 00:21:58,593 --> 00:22:00,603 - CAN YOU TEACH ME? - HEY, SORRY I'M LATE. 599 00:22:00,629 --> 00:22:02,979 - COME ON. - THERE'S NO WAY. 600 00:22:03,011 --> 00:22:04,291 - HE DID. I SWEAR TO GOD. 601 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,083 - HEY, DAD. - HEY. 602 00:22:06,117 --> 00:22:08,257 - HI, HONEY. both: HI. 603 00:22:08,292 --> 00:22:10,472 - HI. - HI, HONEY. 604 00:22:10,501 --> 00:22:12,331 - YOU... - HEY, DAD? 605 00:22:12,365 --> 00:22:14,255 - YEAH? - UM, IS IT OKAY 606 00:22:14,298 --> 00:22:16,128 IF I GO OVER TO JENNA'S? - YEAH, SURE. 607 00:22:16,162 --> 00:22:17,092 - OKAY, THANKS. - HEY, BUDDY. 608 00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:18,818 - I PLAYED WITH A GIRL AT THE PARK TODAY, 609 00:22:18,854 --> 00:22:21,554 AND SO I GOT A LIZARD, AND TOMORROW I'M GONNA GET BUGS. 610 00:22:21,581 --> 00:22:23,031 - THAT'S GREAT. - [softly] HE DID SO GOOD. 611 00:22:23,065 --> 00:22:25,095 - WOW. 612 00:22:25,136 --> 00:22:26,786 HI. - HI. 613 00:22:26,828 --> 00:22:28,618 - GOOD DAY? - VERY GOOD DAY. 614 00:22:28,657 --> 00:22:29,827 - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 615 00:22:29,865 --> 00:22:31,625 - AND, UH, EVERYTHING'S WORKING OUT? 616 00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:32,700 - YEAH, EVERYTHING'S GOOD. 617 00:22:32,730 --> 00:22:34,040 - GOT A PLAN FOR TOMORROW? 618 00:22:34,076 --> 00:22:35,906 - SHOULD I GET SOME MORE OF THOSE INDEX CARDS? 619 00:22:35,940 --> 00:22:36,840 - SURE. - OKAY, PERFECT. 620 00:22:36,872 --> 00:22:38,152 - EVERYTHING IS PROGRESSING ALL RIGHT? 621 00:22:38,184 --> 00:22:39,504 - YES. EVERYTHING'S GOING GREAT. 622 00:22:39,530 --> 00:22:42,190 YOU GUYS JUST NEED TO RELAX. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 623 00:22:42,222 --> 00:22:43,362 - YOU'RE WELCOME. - YOU'RE A GEM. 624 00:22:43,396 --> 00:22:44,846 - YOU RELAX TONIGHT. YOU GOT TO RELAX. 625 00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,300 - [mumbles coyly] - ALL RIGHT? 626 00:22:46,330 --> 00:22:47,990 - OKAY. 627 00:22:48,781 --> 00:22:50,441 - THANK YOU. - MUM'S THE WORD. 628 00:22:50,472 --> 00:22:52,442 BYE. - SHE'S WORKING OUT GREAT. 629 00:22:52,474 --> 00:22:53,864 I MEAN, IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYTHING'S GETTING 630 00:22:53,889 --> 00:22:54,789 A LOT BETTER. 631 00:22:54,821 --> 00:22:57,381 - OH, YES, THEY WENT SO MUCH BETTER, 632 00:22:57,410 --> 00:22:58,650 YOU DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND. 633 00:22:58,687 --> 00:23:00,717 OH, MY GOSH. - OH. 634 00:23:00,758 --> 00:23:01,858 - MM. 635 00:23:01,897 --> 00:23:03,867 - HMM. 636 00:23:03,899 --> 00:23:07,559 OH, WOW, THAT EARLY-MORNING SHOULDER MASSAGE IS PAYING OFF. 637 00:23:07,593 --> 00:23:09,533 - HONEY, MAX PLAYED WITH THIS LITTLE GIRL 638 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,010 FOR HOURS AND HOURS. - YEAH. UH-HUH. 639 00:23:12,045 --> 00:23:14,215 IS THAT WHAT'S MAKING YOU ALL FRISKY-- 640 00:23:14,254 --> 00:23:15,604 MAX'S PLAYDATE? 641 00:23:15,635 --> 00:23:17,875 NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT. 642 00:23:17,913 --> 00:23:19,883 - NO, NO, I JUST-- I WAS SO WRONG ABOUT HER. 643 00:23:19,915 --> 00:23:21,705 I MEAN, SHE IS, LIKE, THE BEST THING EVER. 644 00:23:21,745 --> 00:23:24,155 - UH-HUH. - I CAN'T EVEN--OH, SHE'S GREAT. 645 00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:25,575 - YEAH? - SHE'S GREAT. 646 00:23:25,611 --> 00:23:26,961 MM-HMM. - [chuckles] 647 00:23:26,991 --> 00:23:29,441 WHAT WAS THAT LITTLE WINK-WINK, NUDGE-NUDGE ALL ABOUT? 648 00:23:29,477 --> 00:23:30,437 - WHERE? 649 00:23:30,478 --> 00:23:32,548 - YOU KNOW, THE LITTLE "JUST RELAX TONIGHT" 650 00:23:32,583 --> 00:23:33,763 AND THE LITTLE... - OH. 651 00:23:33,791 --> 00:23:34,931 - WINK SHE GAVE YOU THERE. 652 00:23:34,965 --> 00:23:37,825 - JUST HAD A LITTLE-- HAD A LITTLE MELTDOWN EARLIER, 653 00:23:37,864 --> 00:23:39,214 NOTHING BIG. 654 00:23:39,245 --> 00:23:40,415 - ARE YOU DOING OKAY? 655 00:23:40,453 --> 00:23:43,393 - I JUST, YOU KNOW, SORT OF ENDED UP UNLOADING ON GABY 656 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,842 ABOUT HOW STRESSED I AM--WE ARE-- 657 00:23:45,872 --> 00:23:47,082 AND HOW WORRIED I AM ALL THE TIME 658 00:23:47,115 --> 00:23:51,045 AND HOW SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD FOR US TO CONNECT 659 00:23:51,084 --> 00:23:52,154 IN CERTAIN WAYS, 660 00:23:52,189 --> 00:23:53,979 AND SHE WAS REALLY HELPFUL. 661 00:23:54,018 --> 00:23:55,228 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 662 00:23:55,261 --> 00:23:57,091 - HOW WHEN WE HAVE 663 00:23:57,125 --> 00:23:59,985 CERTAIN TIMES TOGETHER, AND I CAN'T RELAX. 664 00:24:00,024 --> 00:24:01,964 - KRISTINA, WE'RE KEEPING OUR PRIVATE LIFE PRIVATE, RIGHT? 665 00:24:01,992 --> 00:24:03,172 YOU'RE NOT TALKING TO HER ABOUT SEX. 666 00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:05,130 - HONEY, OF COURSE. 667 00:24:05,167 --> 00:24:06,997 - KRISTINA, ARE YOU TALKING TO HER ABOUT OUR SEX LIFE? 668 00:24:07,031 --> 00:24:08,481 - IT'S A NATURAL THING. 669 00:24:08,516 --> 00:24:11,686 IT WAS--IT CAME UP ONCE, AND IT WAS JUST IT. 670 00:24:11,726 --> 00:24:12,826 SHE BROUGHT IT UP. 671 00:24:12,865 --> 00:24:14,625 - UH, WELL, WHAT--WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU TELLING HER? 672 00:24:14,660 --> 00:24:16,250 I MEAN, YOU'RE NOT SAYING THAT YOU'RE NOT ENJOYING IT. 673 00:24:16,282 --> 00:24:18,152 - NO. NO. 674 00:24:18,180 --> 00:24:19,290 WHY WOULD I TELL HER THAT? 675 00:24:19,319 --> 00:24:20,769 THAT'S SO DUMB. 676 00:24:20,804 --> 00:24:22,224 - BUT I MEAN, YOU ARE, AREN'T YOU? 677 00:24:22,253 --> 00:24:23,573 I MEAN, YOU'VE BEEN ENJOYING IT. 678 00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:25,980 - WILL YOU RELA-- - I'M RELAXED. 679 00:24:26,016 --> 00:24:28,046 - YES, I'M ENJOYING IT... - UH-HUH. YOU'RE SATISFIED? 680 00:24:28,087 --> 00:24:29,777 - A LOT. YES. 681 00:24:29,813 --> 00:24:31,643 - YOU SURE? - YES. 682 00:24:31,677 --> 00:24:32,777 - WAIT A MINUTE. 683 00:24:32,816 --> 00:24:34,086 - FEELING SEXY. - WHAT'D YOU TELL HER? 684 00:24:34,127 --> 00:24:36,817 - WHAT'D I TELL HER WHEN? 685 00:24:36,854 --> 00:24:39,514 WHAT? WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT? 686 00:24:39,547 --> 00:24:41,237 I'M STARTING TO GET SWEATY. WHAT? 687 00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:44,102 - HAVE YOU--HAVE YOU BEEN... 688 00:24:44,137 --> 00:24:45,237 FAKING IT? 689 00:24:45,276 --> 00:24:47,236 - [scoffs] 690 00:24:47,278 --> 00:24:49,588 - WELL, THAT DOESN'T LOOK GOOD. 691 00:24:49,626 --> 00:24:51,896 - I DID NOT SAY THAT. - NO, CLEARLY. 692 00:24:51,938 --> 00:24:53,078 - I DID NOT SAY THAT. - CLEARLY YOU HAVE BEEN. 693 00:24:53,112 --> 00:24:55,532 WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? - HONEY, ONCE IN A WHILE, I DO. 694 00:24:55,563 --> 00:24:57,323 YOU KNOW, I DON'T-- I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK-- 695 00:24:57,357 --> 00:24:59,007 - I DON'T WANT YOU TO FAKE IT. I WANT YOU TO HAVE, 696 00:24:59,049 --> 00:25:00,599 YOU KNOW, HEALTHY... - I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK 697 00:25:00,637 --> 00:25:01,977 THAT I DON'T APPRECIATE THE EFFORT. 698 00:25:02,017 --> 00:25:04,157 - THE EFFORT? WHAT, LIKE IT'S A SCIENCE PROJECT? 699 00:25:04,192 --> 00:25:05,302 - 'CAUSE YOU DO A GOOD JOB. 700 00:25:05,331 --> 00:25:06,821 - I DON'T NEED YOU TO COMFORT ME BY FAKING IT. 701 00:25:06,850 --> 00:25:07,990 - HONEY, I FEEL GOOD. 702 00:25:08,023 --> 00:25:09,023 WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN AND EAT? 703 00:25:09,059 --> 00:25:11,609 OR DRINK? DRINK. WHY DON'T YOU DRINK SOMETHING? 704 00:25:11,648 --> 00:25:13,548 - WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER ABOUT THAT? 705 00:25:13,581 --> 00:25:15,651 - I--SHE LISTENED TO ME, AND SHE OPENED UP. 706 00:25:15,686 --> 00:25:17,546 - SO JUST NOW, I MEAN, JUST THIS-- 707 00:25:17,585 --> 00:25:19,305 YOU WERE FAKING IT JUST BEFORE. 708 00:25:19,345 --> 00:25:21,035 - HONEY, UNDERSTAND SOMETHING. 709 00:25:21,071 --> 00:25:23,211 I FEEL BETTER TODAY THAN I HAVE FELT IN SO LONG. 710 00:25:23,245 --> 00:25:26,145 - WHAT ABOUT THAT TIME AFTER THE JON STEWART DAILY SHOW? 711 00:25:26,179 --> 00:25:28,179 THAT WAS PRETTY INTENSE. THAT WAS THE REAL DEAL, RIGHT? 712 00:25:28,216 --> 00:25:29,766 - YEAH. 713 00:25:29,804 --> 00:25:30,844 - I MEAN, YOU WEREN'T FAKING IT THEN, WERE YOU? 714 00:25:30,874 --> 00:25:33,084 - NO. I SWEAR. - YOU SURE? 715 00:25:33,117 --> 00:25:34,807 - YEAH. YEAH. 716 00:25:37,121 --> 00:25:38,851 - I JUST--YOU KNOW, I WANT TO BE ABLE TO KNOW 717 00:25:38,882 --> 00:25:42,892 THAT YOU'RE REALLY SATISFIED. 718 00:25:46,717 --> 00:25:49,507 - WHOA. YOU'RE HOME EARLY. 719 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:52,928 - I AM. 720 00:25:55,795 --> 00:25:58,585 CROSBY SAID HE HAD A GOOD TIME AT THE PLAYDATE. 721 00:25:58,626 --> 00:26:00,966 - OH, YEAH. YEAH, IT WAS FUN. 722 00:26:01,007 --> 00:26:03,107 - HE CALLED YOU A ROCK STAR. 723 00:26:03,147 --> 00:26:04,557 - REALLY? 724 00:26:04,597 --> 00:26:07,217 CROSBY SAID SOMETHING NICE ABOUT ME, HUH? 725 00:26:07,255 --> 00:26:08,835 THAT'S A FIRST. 726 00:26:08,877 --> 00:26:11,667 - IN FACT, HE USED THE WORD "WORSHIPPED." 727 00:26:15,332 --> 00:26:18,992 - WHY DOES THAT NOT SOUND LIKE A GOOD THING? 728 00:26:26,205 --> 00:26:27,445 - DID RACQUEL HIT ON YOU? 729 00:26:27,482 --> 00:26:30,452 - IS THAT WHAT CROSBY SAID? 730 00:26:30,485 --> 00:26:31,515 - HE DIDN'T HAVE TO. I INFERRED. 731 00:26:31,555 --> 00:26:33,935 - NO, SHE DID NOT HIT ON ME. 732 00:26:36,042 --> 00:26:38,012 SHE DIDN'T, I SWEAR. JULIA-- 733 00:26:38,044 --> 00:26:39,494 - SO YOU'RE SAYING I HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT? 734 00:26:39,528 --> 00:26:40,558 THERE'S NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT? 735 00:26:40,599 --> 00:26:42,809 - YEAH. - SHE DIDN'T HIT ON YOU. 736 00:26:42,842 --> 00:26:46,402 - NO. - SHE'S NEVER HIT ON YOU? 737 00:26:46,432 --> 00:26:47,852 JOEL. 738 00:26:49,366 --> 00:26:51,636 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 739 00:26:54,647 --> 00:26:56,617 NOTHING HAPPENED. 740 00:26:56,649 --> 00:27:01,309 A COUPLE MONTHS AGO, SHE GOT A LITTLE, UM... 741 00:27:01,343 --> 00:27:03,523 AND I-I SHUT IT DOWN... 742 00:27:03,552 --> 00:27:04,622 TOTALLY. 743 00:27:04,657 --> 00:27:07,417 AND THAT WAS IT. 744 00:27:07,453 --> 00:27:10,493 - HOW COULD SHE-- HOW COULD--YOU'RE A FATHER. 745 00:27:10,525 --> 00:27:12,315 OUR DAUGHTERS ARE BEST FRIENDS. 746 00:27:12,354 --> 00:27:13,844 HOW COULD SHE-- WHAT DID SHE DO? 747 00:27:13,873 --> 00:27:16,643 - HER HUSBAND WAS OUT OF TOWN ON WORK. 748 00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:17,809 YOU WERE WORKING LATE. 749 00:27:17,843 --> 00:27:19,193 THE GIRLS FELL ASLEEP. 750 00:27:19,223 --> 00:27:21,503 AND, UH, I GUESS SHE STARTED TALKING TO ME 751 00:27:21,536 --> 00:27:24,256 ABOUT TROUBLES IN HER MARRIAGE, 752 00:27:24,297 --> 00:27:26,087 AND I LISTENED, 753 00:27:26,127 --> 00:27:28,267 AND SHE... 754 00:27:28,301 --> 00:27:30,481 SHE MISINTERPRETED. 755 00:27:30,510 --> 00:27:33,440 AND... - AND WHAT? 756 00:27:38,139 --> 00:27:40,689 SHE KISSED YOU. 757 00:27:40,728 --> 00:27:43,588 JOEL, DID SHE KISS YOU? 758 00:27:43,627 --> 00:27:47,177 - SHE TRIED. I STOPPED IT. 759 00:27:47,217 --> 00:27:49,217 END OF STORY. 760 00:27:52,532 --> 00:27:54,432 - WOW. 761 00:27:54,465 --> 00:27:56,015 WOW. 762 00:27:56,053 --> 00:27:58,193 HOW COME YOU DIDN'T TELL ME? 763 00:27:58,228 --> 00:28:01,438 - I DIDN'T WANT THINGS TO GET WEIRD. 764 00:28:01,472 --> 00:28:04,232 - I THOUGHT I WAS INSANE FOR BEING JEALOUS OF HER. 765 00:28:04,268 --> 00:28:06,128 YOU LET ME THINK THAT I WAS INSANE. 766 00:28:06,167 --> 00:28:09,027 - HARMONY IS SYDNEY'S BEST FRIEND, JULIA. 767 00:28:09,066 --> 00:28:11,336 - AND YOU'RE USING OUR DAUGHTER AS YOUR EXCUSE 768 00:28:11,379 --> 00:28:15,039 FOR NOT TELLING ME? - YEAH, BECAUSE IT'S THE TRUTH. 769 00:28:21,769 --> 00:28:25,389 - OKAY. 770 00:28:25,427 --> 00:28:26,877 OKAY. 771 00:28:26,912 --> 00:28:30,332 I DON'T WANT THAT WOMAN IN OUR LIVES. 772 00:28:30,363 --> 00:28:33,303 - OH, COME ON, JULIA. - IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? 773 00:28:33,332 --> 00:28:36,342 - [sighs] 774 00:28:36,369 --> 00:28:39,199 YOU TAKE AWAY RACQUEL, YOU TAKE AWAY HARMONY, 775 00:28:39,234 --> 00:28:40,864 AND OUR DAUGHTER IS LEFT WITHOUT HER BEST FRIEND. 776 00:28:40,891 --> 00:28:42,201 - OUR DAUGHTER IS FIVE YEARS OLD, 777 00:28:42,237 --> 00:28:43,687 AND SHE WILL MAKE NEW FRIENDS, RIGHT? 778 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,552 - COME ON. - WHAT IF I WAS AT WORK 779 00:28:45,585 --> 00:28:47,755 EVERY DAY WITH A GUY WHO HIT ON ME? 780 00:28:55,423 --> 00:28:57,873 OKAY? 781 00:29:03,224 --> 00:29:05,364 - SO, UM... 782 00:29:05,398 --> 00:29:08,678 DO YOU WANT TO TELL SYDNEY, OR SHOULD I? 783 00:29:08,712 --> 00:29:11,062 - I'LL TELL HER. 784 00:29:15,236 --> 00:29:18,336 - [mutters softly] 785 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:22,758 - I'LL TELL HER TOMORROW. 786 00:29:29,043 --> 00:29:30,773 - SORRY. 787 00:29:30,803 --> 00:29:33,223 - THANK YOU. OKAY. 788 00:29:41,227 --> 00:29:42,257 - HI. - HEY. 789 00:29:42,297 --> 00:29:43,637 - HI. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 790 00:29:43,678 --> 00:29:44,468 - NOTHING. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 791 00:29:44,506 --> 00:29:46,086 - DROPPING THIS STUFF OFF FOR DAD. 792 00:29:46,129 --> 00:29:47,439 - OH, YEAH? - WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 793 00:29:47,475 --> 00:29:48,985 - OH, GOD, I DON'T KNOW. 794 00:29:49,028 --> 00:29:50,368 CROSBY WENT SOMEWHERE WITH MOM AND DAD, 795 00:29:50,409 --> 00:29:51,549 AND DREW'S AVOIDING ME LIKE ALWAYS, 796 00:29:51,582 --> 00:29:53,862 AND AMBER'S REALLY, REALLY LATE COMING HOME FROM SCHOOL. 797 00:29:53,895 --> 00:29:57,415 AND SHE'S PROBABLY SMOKING OR DRINKING OR... 798 00:29:57,450 --> 00:30:00,040 [sighs] STEALING SOMETHING. I DON'T KNOW, SO... 799 00:30:00,074 --> 00:30:01,564 - HAVE YOU EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? 800 00:30:01,592 --> 00:30:02,802 - WHAT? 801 00:30:02,835 --> 00:30:04,145 - JUST ADDRESS THE QUESTION, PLEASE. 802 00:30:04,181 --> 00:30:05,361 - I DON'T KNOW THAT IT'S A QUESTION 803 00:30:05,389 --> 00:30:06,249 I WANT TO ANSWER. - YOU'RE MY SISTER. 804 00:30:06,287 --> 00:30:07,877 JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION, WOULD YOU? 805 00:30:07,909 --> 00:30:10,119 - NO, I HAVEN'T HAD TO. 806 00:30:12,258 --> 00:30:13,358 - COOL. 807 00:30:15,434 --> 00:30:17,194 - WAIT, WAIT, WHY--WHY ARE YOU ASKING? 808 00:30:17,229 --> 00:30:18,299 - NO REASON. 809 00:30:18,333 --> 00:30:19,233 - OH, NO, NO. 810 00:30:19,265 --> 00:30:21,365 - ALL RIGHT, I'M OUT OF HERE. 811 00:30:21,405 --> 00:30:23,505 - UNLESS--NO, NO, WAIT. I'M JUST KIDDING. 812 00:30:23,545 --> 00:30:24,675 OF COURSE I HAVE. 813 00:30:24,719 --> 00:30:26,409 AND--AND IF SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE HAS, THAT'S OKAY TOO. 814 00:30:26,445 --> 00:30:27,645 - WELL, YOU HAVE? - YES, OF COURSE. 815 00:30:27,687 --> 00:30:29,137 EVERYBODY HAS. - WELL, WHEN? 816 00:30:29,172 --> 00:30:30,662 - I DON'T KNOW. A COUPLE DIFFERENT TIMES. 817 00:30:30,690 --> 00:30:31,660 - WHY? - A COUPLE DIFFERENT REASONS. 818 00:30:31,691 --> 00:30:32,931 - WELL, CAN YOU NAME THEM? 819 00:30:32,969 --> 00:30:34,589 I MEAN, I DON'T-- I JUST DON'T GET IT. 820 00:30:34,625 --> 00:30:36,485 - [sighs] 821 00:30:36,524 --> 00:30:38,354 IT'S LIKE... 822 00:30:38,388 --> 00:30:40,148 WE DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL BAD. 823 00:30:40,183 --> 00:30:42,433 - GOD, THIS IS JUST HORRIBLE. - IT'S NOT HORRIBLE. 824 00:30:42,461 --> 00:30:43,741 - WHAT, ARE YOU ALL IN ON THIS? - IT'S NOT HORRIBLE. 825 00:30:43,772 --> 00:30:44,982 WE'RE NOT ALL IN ON IT. 826 00:30:45,015 --> 00:30:46,255 SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE TOLD YOU, FIRST OF ALL. 827 00:30:46,292 --> 00:30:47,672 THAT BREAKS THE CODE RIGHT THERE. 828 00:30:47,707 --> 00:30:48,737 - WELL, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL? 829 00:30:48,777 --> 00:30:50,747 - YOU CAN'T TELL, HONEY. IT'S FAKE. 830 00:30:50,779 --> 00:30:53,469 SORRY. - WELL, I DON'T GET IT. 831 00:30:53,506 --> 00:30:55,536 I REALLY DON'T GET IT. I MEAN, WHY FAKE IT AT ALL? 832 00:30:55,577 --> 00:30:57,717 - 'CAUSE IT'S TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN IN THE MOMENT. 833 00:30:57,752 --> 00:30:59,892 IT'S LIKE YOU JUST KIND OF, YOU KNOW, 834 00:30:59,927 --> 00:31:03,617 PUT ON A HAPPY FACE AND JUST, YOU KNOW, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME. 835 00:31:03,654 --> 00:31:05,144 - BUT IT'S A LIE. IT'S AN ACT. 836 00:31:05,173 --> 00:31:06,453 - YEAH, BUT IT'S NOT A LIE. 837 00:31:06,485 --> 00:31:07,515 IT IS AN ACT, 838 00:31:07,555 --> 00:31:09,825 BUT IT'S AN ACT OF--OF SOMETHING POSITIVE. 839 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,628 IT'S--IT'S AN ACT OF GENEROSITY. 840 00:31:11,662 --> 00:31:12,802 IT'S A GIFT. 841 00:31:12,836 --> 00:31:14,246 A GIFT? - YES. 842 00:31:14,286 --> 00:31:15,596 - HOW--HOW IS FAKING IT A GIFT? 843 00:31:15,632 --> 00:31:17,322 - BECAUSE IT SAYS TO YOU, 844 00:31:17,358 --> 00:31:19,428 "THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR TRYING. 845 00:31:19,463 --> 00:31:21,223 "PLEASE COME AGAIN SOON. 846 00:31:21,258 --> 00:31:22,878 COME AGAIN AS SOON AS YOU POSSIBLY"-- 847 00:31:22,915 --> 00:31:24,565 both: HI. - HEY. 848 00:31:24,606 --> 00:31:26,126 - UH, OKAY, THANKS. 849 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,680 JUST TELL DAD SHOES, LIGHTBULBS... 850 00:31:27,713 --> 00:31:28,893 - SO COME BACK AGAIN NEXT TIME, 851 00:31:28,921 --> 00:31:31,131 AND I'LL JUST GIVE HIM THOSE. OKAY. 852 00:31:31,165 --> 00:31:33,095 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? - SCHOOL. 853 00:31:33,132 --> 00:31:34,552 - [scoffs] WHERE WERE YOU? 854 00:31:34,582 --> 00:31:35,482 JUST TELL ME. 855 00:31:35,514 --> 00:31:36,964 - I WAS SERIOUSLY AT SCHOOL THIS TIME. 856 00:31:36,998 --> 00:31:39,548 - DOING WHAT? - EXTRA-CREDIT STUFF. 857 00:31:39,587 --> 00:31:40,657 I WAS, UH, 858 00:31:40,691 --> 00:31:42,251 FORMATTING IN THE COMPUTER LAB, IF YOU MUST KNOW. 859 00:31:42,279 --> 00:31:43,379 - I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THAT. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 860 00:31:43,418 --> 00:31:46,038 - IT'S EXTRA CREDIT FOR SCHOOL, OKAY? 861 00:31:46,076 --> 00:31:48,836 MR. CYR, MY ENGLISH TEACHER. - OH. FOR MR. CYR? 862 00:31:48,872 --> 00:31:50,842 - YEAH. - OH, THAT'S GREAT. 863 00:31:50,874 --> 00:31:52,394 - YEAH. - EXTRA CREDIT, THAT'S GOOD. 864 00:31:52,427 --> 00:31:53,807 - YEAH, NO BIG DEAL. - NO, I KNOW. 865 00:31:53,842 --> 00:31:56,432 I'M JUST--I'M... 866 00:31:56,466 --> 00:31:57,396 I-I-I'M PROUD OF YOU. 867 00:31:57,432 --> 00:31:59,812 YOU KNOW, EXTRA CREDIT, THAT'S EXTRA. 868 00:31:59,848 --> 00:32:01,468 - OKAY. - YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT. 869 00:32:01,505 --> 00:32:04,465 - DON'T BE WEIRD. - I'M NOT WEIRD. 870 00:32:23,251 --> 00:32:25,531 - LITTLE SCOOP OF ICE CREAM. - RIGHT. 871 00:32:25,564 --> 00:32:27,914 - YOU KNOW, LIKE... - YOU WANT IT 50/50. 872 00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,636 - AT LEAST 50/50. - YEAH, YEAH. 873 00:32:29,671 --> 00:32:31,501 MAYBE EVEN MORE ICE CREAM. 874 00:32:31,535 --> 00:32:32,665 - PRETTY GOOD. - HEY, THIS IS ON ME. 875 00:32:32,709 --> 00:32:34,019 - HUH? 876 00:32:34,055 --> 00:32:36,155 - I GOT--I GOT THIS. I GOT THIS ONE. 877 00:32:36,195 --> 00:32:37,815 - THAT'S UNPRECEDENTED. 878 00:32:37,852 --> 00:32:39,272 - IT'S MY WAY OF SAYING THANK YOU 879 00:32:39,302 --> 00:32:41,132 FOR ALL THE NICE THINGS YOU GUYS DO FOR ME. 880 00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:42,476 - THAT'S VERY SWEET OF YOU. 881 00:32:42,512 --> 00:32:45,792 - OH, MAN, THIS IS EMBARRASSING. 882 00:32:45,825 --> 00:32:48,305 CAN YOU FLOAT ME 40... DAD, DAD. 883 00:32:48,345 --> 00:32:50,615 I'M KIDDING. I'M--I'M KIDDING. - REALLY? 884 00:32:50,658 --> 00:32:52,418 - YEAH, I HAVE IT. 885 00:32:52,453 --> 00:32:55,703 LISTEN, YOU KNOW, THE--THE CARE PACKAGES AND THE LAUNDRY 886 00:32:55,732 --> 00:32:58,392 AND THE BOAT REPAIRS, I KNOW YOU THINK I TAKE IT FOR GRANTED, 887 00:32:58,424 --> 00:33:00,504 BUT I DON'T. I APPRECIATE IT. 888 00:33:00,530 --> 00:33:02,260 I REALLY DO. 889 00:33:05,569 --> 00:33:06,639 - YOU FEELING OKAY? 890 00:33:06,674 --> 00:33:08,614 - YEAH. I FEEL GREAT. 891 00:33:08,641 --> 00:33:11,581 I ALSO WANT TO SAY THAT I'M NOT GONNA BE 892 00:33:11,610 --> 00:33:13,270 SUCH A BURDEN ANYMORE TO YOUR GUYS. 893 00:33:13,301 --> 00:33:17,061 - WELL, I WOULDN'T SAY YOU'VE BEEN A BURDEN. 894 00:33:17,098 --> 00:33:19,338 - DEFINE BURDEN. 895 00:33:19,376 --> 00:33:20,956 - I'VE BEEN WORKING MORE HOURS, 896 00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:23,039 AND I'VE BEEN--I'VE BEEN PUTTING AWAY SOME CASH. 897 00:33:23,070 --> 00:33:25,660 I'M PREPARING FOR, UH... 898 00:33:25,693 --> 00:33:27,213 THE NEXT STAGE IN MY LIFE. 899 00:33:27,246 --> 00:33:29,796 - CROSBY, YOU'RE STARTING TO SCARE THE HELL OUT OF ME. 900 00:33:29,835 --> 00:33:31,345 - US, ACTUALLY. 901 00:33:31,388 --> 00:33:33,458 - IT'S NOT BAD. IT'S A--IT'S A GOOD THING. 902 00:33:33,494 --> 00:33:36,674 IT'S--IT'S A REALLY GOOD THING. 903 00:33:36,704 --> 00:33:40,604 YOU KNOW, PEOPLE WOULD SAY IT'S A GREAT THING. 904 00:33:40,639 --> 00:33:43,679 UH, I HAVE A SON. 905 00:33:43,711 --> 00:33:47,851 - YOU WHAT? - I'M A FATHER. 906 00:33:47,887 --> 00:33:52,407 - SO YOU AND CRAZY KATIE HIT THE JACKPOT, THEN, RIGHT? 907 00:33:52,444 --> 00:33:54,454 - NO, NO, IT'S NOT-- IT'S NOT CRAZY KATIE, 908 00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:56,100 AND YOU SHOULDN'T CALL HER THAT. 909 00:33:56,137 --> 00:33:58,477 THAT'S A LITTLE ROUGH. - WELL, YOU CALL HER THAT. 910 00:33:58,519 --> 00:34:00,589 - IT'S ANOTHER WOMAN FROM A FEW YEARS AGO 911 00:34:00,624 --> 00:34:02,564 WHO'S A DANCER, 912 00:34:02,592 --> 00:34:04,662 AND SHE WAS TOURING THE BAY AREA, 913 00:34:04,697 --> 00:34:08,047 AND WE HAD SOME FUN. 914 00:34:08,080 --> 00:34:09,770 AND YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT DANCERS. 915 00:34:09,806 --> 00:34:11,456 - SHE'S AN EXOTIC-- - NO, SHE DOESN'T DANCE 916 00:34:11,497 --> 00:34:14,287 WITH A POLE. SHE'S LIKE--YOU KNOW, BALLET. 917 00:34:14,328 --> 00:34:17,298 ANYWAYS, LOOK, I DIDN'T KNOW SHE GOT PREGNANT. 918 00:34:17,331 --> 00:34:20,471 AND THEN SHE SHOWED UP A FEW MONTHS AGO WITH A BOY. 919 00:34:20,506 --> 00:34:23,336 UH, HE-- HE'S FIVE YEARS OLD. 920 00:34:29,136 --> 00:34:31,476 - AND YOU-- YOU'RE SERIOUS? 921 00:34:31,517 --> 00:34:34,137 - YEAH. YES. - YOU'RE SURE HE'S YOURS? 922 00:34:34,175 --> 00:34:36,105 I MEAN, YOU'VE HAD THE TEST AND EVERYTHING? 923 00:34:36,143 --> 00:34:37,773 - YEAH, I'M SURE HE'S MINE. 924 00:34:37,799 --> 00:34:40,349 HE'S, UM--HE'S AMAZING. 925 00:34:40,388 --> 00:34:42,668 I MEAN, YOU'RE-- YOU'RE GONNA LOVE HIM. 926 00:34:42,701 --> 00:34:46,121 HE'S REALLY GREAT. 927 00:34:46,153 --> 00:34:48,913 - CROSBY... 928 00:34:48,948 --> 00:34:50,918 YOU'RE A DAD. - YEAH. 929 00:34:50,950 --> 00:34:52,440 I KNOW IT'S--IT'S CRAZY, 930 00:34:52,469 --> 00:34:55,509 BUT, UH, I'M REALLY TAKING THIS THING SERIOUSLY. 931 00:34:55,541 --> 00:34:58,101 THAT'S WHAT I MEANT ABOUT A NEW STAGE IN MY LIFE. 932 00:34:58,130 --> 00:34:59,750 LIKE, I-- THIS IS ME NOW-- 933 00:34:59,787 --> 00:35:01,197 CROSBY, THE DAD. 934 00:35:01,237 --> 00:35:03,757 AND I'M GONNA BE MORE RESPONSIBLE AND INDEPENDENT. 935 00:35:03,791 --> 00:35:06,761 MOM, PLEASE SAY SOMETHING. 936 00:35:06,794 --> 00:35:10,114 YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GONNA... - DOES HE LOOK LIKE YOU? 937 00:35:10,142 --> 00:35:12,322 'CAUSE YOU WERE JUST THE CUTEST KID EVER. 938 00:35:12,351 --> 00:35:15,871 - HE--HE LOOKS-- YEAH, HE LOOKS LIKE ME. 939 00:35:15,906 --> 00:35:18,526 - I'M JUST SO HAPPY FOR YOU, 940 00:35:18,564 --> 00:35:20,364 FOR ALL OF US. 941 00:35:20,394 --> 00:35:23,164 WHEN DO WE GET TO MEET HIM? 942 00:35:23,190 --> 00:35:24,400 - I'LL ASK HIS MOM WHEN HE HAS SOME FREE TIME. 943 00:35:24,432 --> 00:35:26,122 - WHAT'S HIS NAME? - JABBAR. 944 00:35:26,158 --> 00:35:28,748 - JABB--JABBAR? 945 00:35:28,781 --> 00:35:30,511 - YEAH, JABBAR. - JABBAR. 946 00:35:30,542 --> 00:35:32,102 - JABBAR. - WHAT KIND OF NAME IS JABBAR? 947 00:35:32,130 --> 00:35:33,680 - WHAT THE HELL KIND OF NAME IS ZEEK? 948 00:35:33,717 --> 00:35:35,367 - IT DOESN'T MATTER-- THE NAME DOESN'T MATTER. 949 00:35:35,409 --> 00:35:36,999 - WHAT'S HIS LAST NAME? IS IT BRAVERMAN? 950 00:35:37,031 --> 00:35:38,761 IT BETTER BE BRAVERMAN. 951 00:35:38,791 --> 00:35:40,241 JABBAR BRAVERMAN? 952 00:35:40,276 --> 00:35:43,306 - I'M WORKING ON THAT. - [laughs] 953 00:35:43,348 --> 00:35:44,378 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 954 00:35:44,418 --> 00:35:46,828 - YOU'RE A DADDY. 955 00:35:46,868 --> 00:35:49,418 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. - I KNOW. ME NEITHER. 956 00:35:49,457 --> 00:35:52,627 [adding machine whirs] 957 00:35:59,571 --> 00:36:01,881 - HEY. 958 00:36:01,918 --> 00:36:03,058 - HI. 959 00:36:03,091 --> 00:36:05,511 - UM... - HEY. 960 00:36:05,542 --> 00:36:08,892 - HI. I-I-I WAS JUST--I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THE NOTE. 961 00:36:08,925 --> 00:36:10,785 - I KNOW. I'M SORRY. 962 00:36:10,823 --> 00:36:12,203 - NO NEED TO APOLOGIZE. 963 00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:13,619 I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT. 964 00:36:13,654 --> 00:36:17,424 MAYBE IT WAS A LITTLE... TOO COMPLICATED. 965 00:36:17,451 --> 00:36:20,591 I MEAN, THREE OPTIONS IS A LOT OF OPTIONS. 966 00:36:20,626 --> 00:36:22,206 THAT'S... 967 00:36:22,249 --> 00:36:24,799 THAT'S OVERWHELMING. 968 00:36:24,837 --> 00:36:26,147 I UNDERSTAND. - YEAH. 969 00:36:26,184 --> 00:36:30,294 I'M JUST NOT GOOD WITH MULTIPLE CHOICE. 970 00:36:30,326 --> 00:36:32,426 - NO, NO, NO, THIS IS--THIS IS MY FAULT. 971 00:36:32,466 --> 00:36:34,426 I MEAN, THESE CHOICES ARE RIDICULOUS. 972 00:36:34,468 --> 00:36:36,328 MAYBE-- WHAT THE HELL'S THAT? 973 00:36:36,366 --> 00:36:37,916 THAT'S NOT A REAL CHOICE. 974 00:36:37,954 --> 00:36:39,164 - CONFUSING. 975 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:40,367 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING. 976 00:36:40,405 --> 00:36:41,605 I WAS JUST TRYING TO WRITE SOMETHING. 977 00:36:41,647 --> 00:36:46,337 SO I WAS THINKING THAT I SHOULD JUST BE MORE DIRECT, UM... 978 00:36:46,376 --> 00:36:48,336 NEXT TIME. - HMM. 979 00:36:56,317 --> 00:37:00,597 - ♪ FRIENDS TELL ME IT'S SPRING ♪ 980 00:37:00,632 --> 00:37:03,122 ♪ MY WINDOW SHOWS THE SAME 981 00:37:03,151 --> 00:37:07,121 - WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME? 982 00:37:07,155 --> 00:37:08,355 - ♪ WITHOUT YOU HERE 983 00:37:08,398 --> 00:37:12,638 ♪ THE SEASONS PASS ME BY 984 00:37:12,678 --> 00:37:16,958 ♪ 985 00:37:16,993 --> 00:37:20,623 ♪ I KNOW YOU WERE NOT KNOWN 986 00:37:20,652 --> 00:37:23,452 ♪ 987 00:37:23,482 --> 00:37:26,312 - THAT IS THE CORRECT ANSWER. 988 00:37:28,384 --> 00:37:33,464 OKAY, I-I WON'T INTERRUPT YOU ANYMORE. 989 00:37:33,492 --> 00:37:35,562 - ♪ TODAY HAS BEEN OKAY 990 00:37:35,598 --> 00:37:37,908 ♪ 991 00:37:37,945 --> 00:37:41,325 ♪ TODAY HAS BEEN OKAY 992 00:37:49,439 --> 00:37:52,239 - YOU READY, BUDDY? - YEAH. LET'S GO. LET'S GO. 993 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:54,270 [car door closes] 994 00:37:55,134 --> 00:37:57,074 - HEY, GUYS. - OH, THEY'RE HERE. 995 00:37:57,102 --> 00:37:58,722 - HEY. 996 00:37:58,759 --> 00:38:00,379 - WE'RE HERE. 997 00:38:08,044 --> 00:38:10,564 - OH, WOW. - THIS IS JABBAR. 998 00:38:10,598 --> 00:38:14,078 - JABBAR. - HI, MR. AND MRS. BRAVERMAN. 999 00:38:14,119 --> 00:38:17,049 - OH. - [laughs] 1000 00:38:17,087 --> 00:38:19,187 - HE HAS YOUR SMILE. 1001 00:38:19,227 --> 00:38:22,127 - THIS IS GRANDMA CAMILLE. - HI. 1002 00:38:22,161 --> 00:38:24,471 - HELLO, JABBAR. - AND THAT TALL SUCKER 1003 00:38:24,509 --> 00:38:26,269 IS GRANDPA ZEEK. - JABBAR, HOW ARE YOU? 1004 00:38:26,304 --> 00:38:29,004 HEY, YOU GOT A GOOD HANDSHAKE. - HI. [chuckles] 1005 00:38:29,030 --> 00:38:30,170 - YOU CAN CALL ME GRANDMA. 1006 00:38:30,204 --> 00:38:33,104 - OKAY. - COME HERE. YOU HUNGRY? 1007 00:38:33,138 --> 00:38:36,798 WE'RE BARBECUING. 1008 00:38:36,831 --> 00:38:39,521 WE'RE GONNA GRILL SOME CHICKEN. 1009 00:38:41,871 --> 00:38:43,771 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? - OH, BOY. 1010 00:38:43,804 --> 00:38:45,394 IT'S REALLY HARD TO PUT IT INTO WORDS. 1011 00:38:45,426 --> 00:38:46,666 - YEAH, I BET. I BET. 1012 00:38:46,703 --> 00:38:48,983 [deep voice] WOULD YOU MIND IF I BORROWED YOUR TOOTHBRUSH? 1013 00:38:49,016 --> 00:38:51,116 [high-pitched voice] WHY? WHY DO YOU NEED MY TOOTHBRUSH? 1014 00:38:51,156 --> 00:38:53,606 [deep voice] OH, I RAN OUT OF EGGS THIS MORNING, 1015 00:38:53,641 --> 00:38:54,951 SO I ATE MY GYM SOCK. 1016 00:38:54,987 --> 00:38:55,817 [laughter] 1017 00:38:55,850 --> 00:38:57,990 [high-pitched voice] YOUR GYM SOCK? 1018 00:38:58,025 --> 00:38:59,295 - THAT'S AMAZING. 1019 00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:03,267 - HE LOOKS SO GROWN-UP. 1020 00:39:03,306 --> 00:39:05,306 - YEAH. WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT? 1021 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,833 - [deep voice] I GOT IT FROM MY GRANDPA. 1022 00:39:06,861 --> 00:39:08,141 [high-pitched voice] WELL, WHO'S THAT? 1023 00:39:08,173 --> 00:39:09,113 [deep voice] ORVILLE REDENSOCKER'S. 1024 00:39:09,139 --> 00:39:11,659 [laughter] [high-pitched voice] WHOOPSIES. 1025 00:39:11,694 --> 00:39:13,354 NOW, IF YOU DON'T EAT POPCORN, WHAT DO YOU EAT? 1026 00:39:13,385 --> 00:39:16,975 [deep voice] I LIKE THE SOFTER FOODS--PEARS, PLUMS, TOOTHPASTE. 1027 00:39:17,009 --> 00:39:18,459 [high-pitched voice] TOOTHPASTE? WHO EATS TOOTHPASTE? 1028 00:39:18,494 --> 00:39:20,054 [deep voice] ALL THE PEOPLE WITH GREAT BREATH 1029 00:39:20,081 --> 00:39:22,291 ARE EATING TOOTHPASTE. - THIS IS AMAZING. 1030 00:39:22,325 --> 00:39:23,975 OH, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT? 1031 00:39:24,016 --> 00:39:25,636 DOES THAT JUST MELT YOUR HEART OR WHAT? 1032 00:39:25,673 --> 00:39:27,993 YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING OF SIGNING HARMONY UP 1033 00:39:28,020 --> 00:39:28,810 FOR A POTTERY CLASS. 1034 00:39:28,849 --> 00:39:30,199 YOU KNOW, WORKING WITH THE CLAY, 1035 00:39:30,229 --> 00:39:33,959 IT JUST GROUNDS YOU TO THE EARTH. 1036 00:39:33,992 --> 00:39:36,442 - [deep voice] THEY'RE NOT HARD TO GET. 1037 00:39:36,477 --> 00:39:38,097 [high-pitched voice] THERE'S NO CREDIT CHECK? 1038 00:39:38,134 --> 00:39:42,484 [light laughter] 1039 00:39:42,518 --> 00:39:44,108 - MAYBE THE GIRLS CAN DO IT TOGETHER. 1040 00:39:44,140 --> 00:39:45,380 - OH, HARMONY WOULD LOVE THAT. 1041 00:39:45,417 --> 00:39:46,687 - YEAH, I'M SURE SYDNEY WOULD TOO. 1042 00:39:46,729 --> 00:39:49,839 - [deep voice] ASK ME TO LEAVE BEFORE THE TICKLING GOT GOING. 1043 00:39:49,870 --> 00:39:51,530 [high-pitched voice] YEAH, WE DIDN'T LIKE YOUR LOOK. 1044 00:39:51,561 --> 00:39:52,981 I GUESS I SHOULDN'T HAVE JUDGED YOU 1045 00:39:53,011 --> 00:39:55,531 JUST BASED ON YOUR INCREDIBLY RED MOUTH 1046 00:39:55,565 --> 00:39:57,145 AND GIGANTIC EYEBROW. 1047 00:39:57,187 --> 00:39:58,837 [laughter] 1048 00:39:58,879 --> 00:40:02,049 - MY NAME IS... - OKAY, CLOSE YOUR EYES. 1049 00:40:02,089 --> 00:40:03,189 - OH. - CLOSE YOUR EYES. 1050 00:40:03,228 --> 00:40:04,538 - THAT WAS MY MOUTH, BUT OKAY. 1051 00:40:04,574 --> 00:40:05,854 - ALL RIGHT, OPEN THEM NOW. 1052 00:40:05,886 --> 00:40:07,156 TA-DA! 1053 00:40:07,197 --> 00:40:09,227 [horn honking] 1054 00:40:09,268 --> 00:40:11,028 - HUH? - OH, YOU STILL HAVE THAT? 1055 00:40:11,063 --> 00:40:12,483 - WHOA. - OH, MAN. 1056 00:40:12,513 --> 00:40:15,143 - THAT WAS YOUR DAD'S WHEN HE WAS YOUR AGE. 1057 00:40:15,171 --> 00:40:16,521 - YEAH, COME ON. - IT'S FOR ME? 1058 00:40:16,552 --> 00:40:17,862 - YOU BETCHA. HOP ON. 1059 00:40:17,898 --> 00:40:19,658 - MAYBE YOUR DAD'LL TEACH YOU SOME TRICKS ON IT. 1060 00:40:19,693 --> 00:40:22,423 - YEAH, BUT I DON'T WANT YOU DOING ANY WHEELIES, 1061 00:40:22,454 --> 00:40:24,914 'CAUSE YOUR DAD BROKE THREE TEETH AND A LOT OF BRAIN CELLS. 1062 00:40:24,939 --> 00:40:26,289 - DON'T REMIND ME. 1063 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,220 - I GAINED GLORY, THOUGH. 1064 00:40:28,253 --> 00:40:29,813 CAN YOU DO THIS? - YEAH. 1065 00:40:29,841 --> 00:40:30,881 - YOU ALREADY KNOW HOW? - YEAH. 1066 00:40:30,911 --> 00:40:32,671 - OKAY. I'M GONNA HELP YOU OUT 1067 00:40:32,706 --> 00:40:34,876 TO THE STREET, ALL RIGHT? - EASY DOES IT. 1068 00:40:34,915 --> 00:40:37,745 - [groans] - HEY, YOU LOOK GOOD ON THAT. 1069 00:40:37,780 --> 00:40:40,090 - GRANDPA, GRANDMA, YOU WATCHING? 1070 00:40:40,127 --> 00:40:42,127 - WE'RE WATCHING. - OKAY. 1071 00:40:42,163 --> 00:40:43,373 - ALL RIGHT, YOU READY? - YEAH. 1072 00:40:43,406 --> 00:40:45,096 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO IT. - WHOO-HOO! 1073 00:40:45,132 --> 00:40:46,312 - PEDALING. - WHOO-HOO! 1074 00:40:46,340 --> 00:40:48,960 - COME ON, JABBAR. - WHOO-HOO! 1075 00:40:48,998 --> 00:40:54,108 - ♪ AH 1076 00:40:54,141 --> 00:40:59,731 ♪ AH 1077 00:40:59,767 --> 00:41:05,357 ♪ AH 1078 00:41:05,393 --> 00:41:07,533 [Kristina moans] 1079 00:41:07,568 --> 00:41:09,978 HOLY CRAP. 1080 00:41:10,019 --> 00:41:12,439 MWAH. - OH. 1081 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:15,160 [both breathing heavily] 1082 00:41:15,196 --> 00:41:19,166 - OH, MY GOD. 1083 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:22,070 - THAT DEFINITELY BEAT THE TIME AFTER THE DAILY SHOW. 1084 00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:23,240 - OH, YEAH. 1085 00:41:23,273 --> 00:41:28,003 AND THE TIME AFTER LENO. 1086 00:41:28,037 --> 00:41:30,827 [chuckles] 1087 00:41:30,867 --> 00:41:32,077 OH, MY GOD. 1088 00:41:39,186 --> 00:41:40,766 OH, MAN. 1089 00:41:50,956 --> 00:41:54,126 - SO I'M JUST GONNA SAY THAT FELT LIKE... 1090 00:41:54,166 --> 00:41:55,786 THE REAL DEAL. 1091 00:41:55,823 --> 00:41:58,653 AM I RIGHT? - YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT. 1092 00:41:58,688 --> 00:42:01,828 YEP. YOU ARE RIGHT. 1093 00:42:03,141 --> 00:42:06,591 - BUT EVEN IF IT WASN'T, YOU'D PROBABLY SAY THAT IT WAS. 1094 00:42:06,627 --> 00:42:08,837 - BUT IT WAS THE REAL DEAL, HONEY. 1095 00:42:08,871 --> 00:42:10,561 IT WAS. - DEFINITELY? 1096 00:42:10,597 --> 00:42:12,807 - YES. UH-HUH. - DEFINITELY DEFINITELY? 1097 00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:18,020 - UH-HUH. ADAM, I HAVEN'T FELT THIS RELAXED IN TWO MONTHS. 1098 00:42:18,605 --> 00:42:21,115 PLEASE DON'T RUIN IT. 1099 00:42:23,264 --> 00:42:26,134 - [sighs]