1 00:00:01,173 --> 00:00:02,283 - THEY WEREN'T OFFICIALLY BOOKED, 2 00:00:02,312 --> 00:00:04,002 SO IT'S NOT GONNA GO ON THEIR RECORDS. 3 00:00:04,038 --> 00:00:06,078 - MOM, IT WASN'T MY WEED. 4 00:00:06,109 --> 00:00:07,729 - I WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU MADE ME MAD 5 00:00:07,766 --> 00:00:09,036 AND YOU EMBARRASSED ME. 6 00:00:09,078 --> 00:00:11,598 AND IT'S GONNA BE A LONG TIME BEFORE YOU EARN MY TRUST BACK. 7 00:00:11,632 --> 00:00:14,082 - I KNOW YOU THINK RACQUEL IS INTENSE. 8 00:00:14,117 --> 00:00:15,287 SHE'S A GREAT MOM. 9 00:00:15,325 --> 00:00:17,875 YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN BEING A MOM 10 00:00:17,914 --> 00:00:18,744 AND HAVING TO WORK. 11 00:00:18,777 --> 00:00:20,047 YOU MAY NOT BE THERE ALL THE TIME, 12 00:00:20,089 --> 00:00:21,089 BUT THE TIME THAT YOU DO HAVE 13 00:00:21,124 --> 00:00:21,994 YOU CAN MAKE THAT COUNT. 14 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,752 - IT WAS MINE, THE POT. 15 00:00:23,782 --> 00:00:24,892 IT WAS MINE. 16 00:00:24,921 --> 00:00:27,201 SORRY FOR NOT BEING THE GIRL THAT YOU THOUGHT I WAS. 17 00:00:28,028 --> 00:00:29,748 - WHAT MAKES ALL THIS WORTH IT? 18 00:00:29,788 --> 00:00:31,758 - WHAT MAKES IT WORTH IT IS THE CONNECTION. 19 00:00:31,790 --> 00:00:33,550 IT'S A BOND YOU FEEL. 20 00:00:33,585 --> 00:00:36,065 - WELL, WHAT IF I DON'T FEEL A CONNECTION? 21 00:00:36,105 --> 00:00:38,585 - YOU WILL. 22 00:00:44,492 --> 00:00:46,912 - WHAT IS THIS? 23 00:00:46,943 --> 00:00:48,363 - OH, CROSBY... 24 00:00:48,393 --> 00:00:51,333 - OH, UM, THAT'S MY MIXING BEAKER. 25 00:00:51,361 --> 00:00:52,121 - YEAH. 26 00:00:52,155 --> 00:00:53,155 - WHAT DO YOU MIX IN IT? 27 00:00:53,191 --> 00:00:56,851 - OH, YOU KNOW, FROZEN ORANGE JUICE AND STUFF. 28 00:00:56,884 --> 00:00:58,924 - IT STINKS. 29 00:00:58,955 --> 00:00:59,915 - HEY, UH, BE CAREFUL OUT THERE 30 00:00:59,956 --> 00:01:01,786 STAY CLOSE. 31 00:01:01,820 --> 00:01:03,650 - OKAY, ARE--ARE WE DONE HERE, DO YOU THINK? 32 00:01:03,684 --> 00:01:06,934 - YEAH, YEAH, WE ARE ALMOST DONE. 33 00:01:06,963 --> 00:01:09,073 YOU EVEN KNOW WHO THESE BELONG TO? 34 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:10,933 - OF COURSE. 35 00:01:10,967 --> 00:01:12,237 UM, YOU KNOW WHAT? 36 00:01:12,279 --> 00:01:13,689 I THINK KRISTINA LEFT THEM HERE. 37 00:01:13,728 --> 00:01:14,868 - YEAH, VERY FUNNY. 38 00:01:14,902 --> 00:01:17,082 HEY, I KNOW WE'RE DOING ALL THIS CHILD PROOFING HERE, 39 00:01:17,111 --> 00:01:19,871 BUT ARE YOU SURE YOU WOULDN'T RATHER 40 00:01:19,907 --> 00:01:22,047 HAVE THE SLEEPOVER AT OUR HOUSE? 41 00:01:22,082 --> 00:01:26,292 - OH, YOU DON'T THINK I CAN HANDLE IT. 42 00:01:26,327 --> 00:01:29,187 - YOU KNOW WHAT'S GONNA BE GOOD FOR YOU? 43 00:01:29,227 --> 00:01:32,257 YOU'RE GONNA GET TO HAVE YOUR SON HERE WITH YOU 44 00:01:32,299 --> 00:01:35,579 AND YOU GET TO WATCH HIM SLEEP 45 00:01:35,612 --> 00:01:37,992 AND JUST SEE HOW INNOCENT AND VULNERABLE AND-- 46 00:01:38,028 --> 00:01:39,998 - AND PEACEFUL? 47 00:01:40,030 --> 00:01:43,030 - YEAH. 48 00:01:43,068 --> 00:01:44,448 - YEAH, YOU KNOW, 49 00:01:44,483 --> 00:01:48,043 I'VE DATED SOME WILD WOMEN, SOME REAL HELLCATS. 50 00:01:48,073 --> 00:01:50,593 BUT, YOU KNOW, WHEN THEY FINALLY PASS OUT, 51 00:01:50,627 --> 00:01:53,727 IT'S LIKE THEY TURN INTO THESE LITTLE KITTENS, 52 00:01:53,768 --> 00:01:56,598 ALL PURRY AND WARM, AND-- 53 00:01:56,633 --> 00:01:59,603 SO YOU KNOW, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 54 00:02:03,053 --> 00:02:04,953 I FEEL YA. - YEAH. 55 00:02:04,986 --> 00:02:05,916 - ARE YOU SURE? 56 00:02:05,953 --> 00:02:08,023 DO YOU WANT SOMETHING? - OH, NO, NO, NO. 57 00:02:08,058 --> 00:02:09,508 - OH, OH, SORRY. I'M SO SORRY. 58 00:02:09,543 --> 00:02:10,613 I'M JUST GONNA HAVE SOME OF MINE. 59 00:02:10,647 --> 00:02:12,717 - GRANDDAUGHTER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 60 00:02:12,753 --> 00:02:15,003 - WE'RE, UH, DINING. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME? 61 00:02:15,031 --> 00:02:16,411 - AW, GEE, THANKS, NO. 62 00:02:16,446 --> 00:02:17,756 UH, I'VE GOT SOMETHING I HAVE TO DO. 63 00:02:17,792 --> 00:02:20,352 BUT APPRECIATE IT, REALLY. LOOKS LIKE FUN. 64 00:02:20,381 --> 00:02:21,901 - OH, HEY, KRISTINA. - YEAH? 65 00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:24,114 - COULD HADDIE BABYSIT FOR US TOMORROW NIGHT? 66 00:02:24,144 --> 00:02:25,664 'CAUSE OUR REGULAR SITTER HAS THE FLU. 67 00:02:25,697 --> 00:02:27,177 - UM, YEAH, I DON'T SEE WHY NOT. 68 00:02:27,216 --> 00:02:28,866 HEY, HADDIE... 69 00:02:28,907 --> 00:02:30,077 HADDIE! - WHAT? 70 00:02:30,115 --> 00:02:31,765 CAN YOU, UH, BABYSIT TOMORROW NIGHT 71 00:02:31,806 --> 00:02:32,906 FOR AUNT JULIA? 72 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:37,295 - UM, YOU KNOW WHAT, I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO BUT... 73 00:02:38,123 --> 00:02:40,923 - BUT YOU HAVE PLANS? WHAT? 74 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:42,683 - THAT'S FINE, SWEETIE. - SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY PLANS. 75 00:02:42,714 --> 00:02:43,654 SHE HAS NOTHING TO DO. 76 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:44,990 - IT'S NOT LIKE SHE HAS TO THOUGH. 77 00:02:45,026 --> 00:02:47,096 - YOU KNOW, WELL... 78 00:02:47,132 --> 00:02:48,412 - WHAT ABOUT AMBER? 79 00:02:48,444 --> 00:02:53,454 - OH, WOW. YEAH. 80 00:02:53,483 --> 00:02:55,113 - I MEAN, SHE'S SITTING RIGHT THERE. 81 00:02:55,140 --> 00:02:57,380 - YEAH. 82 00:02:57,418 --> 00:03:00,108 THAT'S--THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. - THAT'S A PERFECT IDEA. 83 00:03:00,145 --> 00:03:01,035 - YEAH, I HADN'T THOUGHT OF THAT. 84 00:03:01,077 --> 00:03:02,107 THAT'S GREAT. YEAH! 85 00:03:02,147 --> 00:03:05,877 - OKAY, LET ME JUST ASK HER. 86 00:03:05,909 --> 00:03:09,049 HEY, DO YOU WANNA BABYSIT FOR AUNT JULIA? 87 00:03:09,085 --> 00:03:10,945 HELLO? 88 00:03:10,983 --> 00:03:11,983 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 89 00:03:12,019 --> 00:03:14,569 - HEY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 90 00:03:14,608 --> 00:03:16,198 - AUNT JULIA WANTS YOU TO BABYSIT. 91 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:18,060 - OH, SO YOU'RE WATERBOARDING ME? 92 00:03:18,094 --> 00:03:19,274 - AUNT JULIA WANTS YOU TO BABYSIT. 93 00:03:19,302 --> 00:03:20,412 - OKAY, WHOA, TAKE IT EASY. 94 00:03:20,441 --> 00:03:22,751 YEAH, SURE. WHY NOT? 95 00:03:22,788 --> 00:03:23,958 - YEAH, YEAH, NO, I THOUGHT SO. 96 00:03:23,996 --> 00:03:25,686 GOOD, OKAY, SHE'D LOVE TO. 97 00:03:25,722 --> 00:03:27,102 - GREAT. - GREAT. 98 00:03:27,137 --> 00:03:27,967 - SMILE. - THANK YOU. AWESOME. 99 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,280 - NO PROB. 100 00:03:29,312 --> 00:03:31,832 - GREAT, PROBLEM SOLVED. - YEAH. 101 00:03:31,866 --> 00:03:33,726 - HEY, GO TELL YOUR BROTHER THAT WE'RE READY TO EAT. 102 00:03:33,765 --> 00:03:34,965 - THERE'S NO WAY I'M GOING NEAR THAT BATHROOM 103 00:03:35,007 --> 00:03:37,597 WHILE HE'S IN IT, WHICH IS FIVE TIMES A DAY. 104 00:03:37,631 --> 00:03:39,871 - NO, THAT'S AN EXAGGERATION. SHE'S EXAGGERATING. 105 00:03:39,909 --> 00:03:42,119 - YOU DO KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING IN THERE, DON'T YA? 106 00:03:42,152 --> 00:03:45,022 - YES, HE'S GETTING CLEAN. 107 00:03:45,052 --> 00:03:46,882 - YEAH, SPANKIN' CLEAN. 108 00:03:46,916 --> 00:03:49,816 - HE'S--HE HAS, LIKE, YOU KNOW, HE'S WORKING ON HIS HAIR. 109 00:03:49,850 --> 00:03:51,750 HE'S GOT LIKE, DIFFERENT PRODUCTS. 110 00:03:51,783 --> 00:03:52,653 - I DO THAT TOO. 111 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:54,030 - FOR LONG TIMES. - YEAH. 112 00:03:54,061 --> 00:03:55,171 - HI, HONEY. - HI. 113 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:58,720 - HEY, DREW. - GOOD MORNING. 114 00:03:58,755 --> 00:04:00,785 - HEY, BUD, HOW WAS THE SHOWER? 115 00:04:00,826 --> 00:04:02,826 - YOUR HAIR LOOKS CUTE. 116 00:04:05,693 --> 00:04:08,493 - HONEY, DOES CROSBY KNOW THAT I KNOW ABOUT JABBAR? 117 00:04:08,524 --> 00:04:10,424 - WELL, I THINK HE ASSUMES I TELL YOU EVERYTHING. 118 00:04:10,457 --> 00:04:11,697 - WHY WOULD HE ASSUME THAT? 119 00:04:11,734 --> 00:04:13,874 HE HASN'T EVEN TOLD KATIE HE HAS A SON YET. 120 00:04:13,908 --> 00:04:16,258 - WELL, I THINK CROSBY ASSUMES I'M NOT LIKE HIM. 121 00:04:16,290 --> 00:04:18,220 - MM-HMM, I THINK CROSBY ASSUMES CORRECTLY, 122 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,878 WHICH IS WHY HE SHOULD NOT BE MAKING JOKES 123 00:04:19,914 --> 00:04:21,814 ABOUT MY UNDERPANTS BEING IN HIS HOUSEBOAT. 124 00:04:21,847 --> 00:04:23,017 - [sigh] - WEIRDO. 125 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:24,985 - YOU MEAN CROTCHLESS PANTIES? 126 00:04:25,023 --> 00:04:27,923 - ICK, SO... 127 00:04:27,957 --> 00:04:30,057 WAIT A--HONEY. - YEAH. 128 00:04:30,097 --> 00:04:33,377 - WHERE DID THIS-- $220? 129 00:04:33,411 --> 00:04:35,791 LOOK AT THAT. - IT'S HADDIE'S CELL. 130 00:04:35,827 --> 00:04:36,787 - YEAH, SHE'S RACKED UP, 131 00:04:36,828 --> 00:04:39,348 LIKE, A GAZILLION MINUTES ON THIS THING. 132 00:04:39,382 --> 00:04:41,352 - YEAH, TO ONE NUMBER OVER AND OVER AGAIN. 133 00:04:41,384 --> 00:04:42,324 - SHE'S SLEEPING OVER AT LESLIE'S. 134 00:04:42,351 --> 00:04:45,421 PLEASE CALL HER. - THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE. 135 00:04:45,457 --> 00:04:47,177 - I--I DON'T EVEN RECOGNIZE THIS NUMBER. 136 00:04:47,217 --> 00:04:49,937 SHE'S NEVER CALLED THIS NUMBER BEFORE. 137 00:04:49,979 --> 00:04:52,739 WHO IS THIS? - [sigh] 138 00:04:52,775 --> 00:04:55,605 ALL RIGHT, SHE'S NOT PICKING UP. 139 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:57,160 - WHO ARE YOU CALLING NOW? 140 00:04:57,193 --> 00:04:58,753 - I'M GONNA CALL THE MYSTERY NUMBER 141 00:04:58,781 --> 00:04:59,781 AND FIND OUT WHO THIS BELONGS TO. 142 00:04:59,816 --> 00:05:02,026 - OKAY, WELL, PUT IT ON SPEAKER I WANNA HEAR IT. 143 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:03,160 - ALL RIGHT. 144 00:05:03,199 --> 00:05:07,069 [ringing] 145 00:05:07,099 --> 00:05:09,619 ♪ 146 00:05:09,654 --> 00:05:13,074 - YO, YO, YO, WHASSUP? 147 00:05:13,105 --> 00:05:15,345 - OKAY, YOU DIALED WRONG. - I DID NOT DIAL WRONG. 148 00:05:15,384 --> 00:05:16,454 - LET ME TRY. YOU HAD TO HAVE DIALED WRONG. 149 00:05:16,488 --> 00:05:17,518 - ALL RIGHT, HERE. THERE YOU GO. 150 00:05:17,558 --> 00:05:19,318 TRY IF YOU'RE-- GO AHEAD. 151 00:05:23,150 --> 00:05:25,700 [ringing] 152 00:05:25,739 --> 00:05:28,049 ♪ 153 00:05:28,086 --> 00:05:30,186 - YO, YO, YO, WHASSUP? 154 00:05:30,226 --> 00:05:32,636 ♪ [phone beeps] 155 00:05:32,677 --> 00:05:35,267 - ♪ MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU ALWAYS ♪ 156 00:05:35,300 --> 00:05:37,790 ♪ MAY YOUR WISHES ALL COME TRUE ♪ 157 00:05:37,820 --> 00:05:40,100 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS DO FOR OTHERS ♪ 158 00:05:40,132 --> 00:05:42,582 ♪ THAT OTHERS DO FOR YOU 159 00:05:42,618 --> 00:05:45,308 ♪ MAY YOU BUILD A LADDER TO THE STARS ♪ 160 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,855 ♪ AND CLIMB ON EVERY RUNG 161 00:05:46,898 --> 00:05:52,278 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY FOREVER YOUNG ♪ 162 00:05:52,317 --> 00:05:54,767 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE RIGHTEOUS ♪ 163 00:05:54,802 --> 00:05:57,562 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE TRUE ♪ 164 00:05:57,598 --> 00:05:59,598 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS KNOW THE TRUTH ♪ 165 00:05:59,635 --> 00:06:02,115 ♪ AND SEE THE LIGHT SURROUNDING YOU ♪ 166 00:06:02,154 --> 00:06:04,434 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS BE COURAGEOUS ♪ 167 00:06:04,467 --> 00:06:06,747 ♪ STAND UPRIGHT AND BE STRONG ♪ 168 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:11,510 ♪ MAY YOU STAY FOREVER YOUNG ♪ 169 00:06:11,543 --> 00:06:17,143 ♪ MAY YOU STAY FOREVER YOUNG ♪ 170 00:06:19,379 --> 00:06:20,479 - HONEY, WAIT A SECOND. 171 00:06:20,518 --> 00:06:22,688 I JUST THINK THAT WE SHOULD LET HER EXPLAIN HERSELF 172 00:06:22,727 --> 00:06:24,797 BEFORE BREAKING INTO HER ROOM. 173 00:06:24,832 --> 00:06:26,632 - WELL, WAIT--WAIT A MINUTE, HER ROOM IS ON OUR HOUSE, 174 00:06:26,662 --> 00:06:28,562 SO TECHNICALLY WE'RE NOT BREAKING INTO ANYTHING. 175 00:06:28,595 --> 00:06:30,005 SHE'S 15 YEARS OLD. 176 00:06:30,044 --> 00:06:32,184 BESIDES, WHAT SHE DOESN'T KNOW WON'T HURT HER. 177 00:06:32,219 --> 00:06:34,739 - RIGHT, JUST US. 178 00:06:34,773 --> 00:06:35,603 - GO AHEAD. - NO, YOU GO AHEAD. 179 00:06:35,636 --> 00:06:37,356 - ALL RIGHT. - YOU WANTED TO DO THIS. 180 00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:38,977 - ALL RIGHT, OKAY, WE'LL JUST GET IN AND GET OUT, ALL RIGHT? 181 00:06:39,019 --> 00:06:41,779 - GET IN AND GET OUT. LET'S DO IT. 182 00:06:41,815 --> 00:06:43,015 WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE LOOKING FOR? 183 00:06:43,057 --> 00:06:46,057 - I DON'T KNOW, ANYTHING THAT SMELLS LIKE YO-YO. 184 00:06:46,095 --> 00:06:48,615 - SMELLS LIKE YO-YO. 185 00:06:48,649 --> 00:06:50,269 OKAY, UM, HEY, WHAT ABOUT-- 186 00:06:50,306 --> 00:06:51,686 WHAT ABOUT HER COMPUTER? 187 00:06:51,721 --> 00:06:53,311 HER FACEBOOK PAGE, WHAT ABOUT THAT? 188 00:06:53,343 --> 00:06:54,933 - GOOD IDEA. - OKAY. 189 00:06:54,966 --> 00:06:56,446 - ALL RIGHT. 190 00:06:56,485 --> 00:06:58,825 [sigh] I DON'T KNOW HER PASSWORD. 191 00:06:58,866 --> 00:07:01,586 - OH, I USED TO KNOW IT. - ALL RIGHT. 192 00:07:01,628 --> 00:07:05,148 - HADDIEDADDY. - REALLY? THAT'S SWEET. 193 00:07:05,183 --> 00:07:06,983 - MM-HMM. SHE WAS 12... 194 00:07:07,012 --> 00:07:09,842 [computer beeps] AND SHE'S CHANGED IT. 195 00:07:09,877 --> 00:07:12,977 I DON'T KNOW. 196 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:17,709 - YO. - YO. 197 00:07:17,747 --> 00:07:18,507 - CAN I SHOWER IN HERE? 198 00:07:18,541 --> 00:07:20,751 THE MASTURBATORIUM IS OCCUPIED. 199 00:07:20,785 --> 00:07:22,605 - PLEASE, WILL YOU GIVE HIM A BREAK, 200 00:07:22,649 --> 00:07:24,649 PLEASE, NOT SHAME YOUR BROTHER? 201 00:07:24,685 --> 00:07:26,885 HE'S 14, OKAY? HE HAS NEEDS. 202 00:07:26,929 --> 00:07:29,279 - I THINK I KNOW PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW 203 00:07:29,310 --> 00:07:31,380 ABOUT 14-YEAR-OLD BOYS AND THEIR NEEDS. 204 00:07:31,416 --> 00:07:32,726 - THANK YOU FOR THAT. 205 00:07:32,762 --> 00:07:35,422 - OH, UM, AUNT JULIA CALLED. I DON'T HAVE TO BABYSIT. 206 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:36,555 - WHY NOT? 207 00:07:36,594 --> 00:07:38,324 - I DON'T KNOW. 208 00:07:38,354 --> 00:07:40,054 - WELL, UH, WHAT DID SHE SAY? 209 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:41,600 WHAT WAS THE REASON? 210 00:07:41,633 --> 00:07:44,743 - WHO CARES? - I CARE. 211 00:07:44,774 --> 00:07:45,954 - I'M GONNA SHOWER. 212 00:07:45,982 --> 00:07:48,332 - SHE DIDN'T GIVE ANY REASON AT ALL? 213 00:07:48,364 --> 00:07:51,134 SHE DIDN'T POSTPONE? DID SHE... 214 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:52,540 HELLO? 215 00:07:52,575 --> 00:07:55,745 [shower running] 216 00:07:58,581 --> 00:08:00,551 - SO I HEARD THE KID PROOFING WENT WELL. 217 00:08:00,583 --> 00:08:01,793 - INDEED. 218 00:08:01,826 --> 00:08:03,926 - YOU EVEN FOUND SOMETHING OF MINE? 219 00:08:05,174 --> 00:08:07,384 - LEAST I DIDN'T MENTION YOUR SPECIAL MIXING BEAKER. 220 00:08:07,417 --> 00:08:08,937 - WHAT MIXING BEAKER? 221 00:08:08,971 --> 00:08:10,421 - OKAY, LOOK, I GOT IT. - WHAT? 222 00:08:10,455 --> 00:08:12,005 - HADDIEHO. - HADDIEHO? 223 00:08:12,043 --> 00:08:13,803 - UH-HUH. - THAT--THAT'S NOT GOOD. 224 00:08:13,838 --> 00:08:15,528 - SAYS SHE'S IN A RELATIONSHIP. 225 00:08:15,564 --> 00:08:17,194 HAS BEEN FOR A MONTH. 226 00:08:17,220 --> 00:08:18,430 - A MONTH. - IS THAT HIM? 227 00:08:18,463 --> 00:08:21,093 IS THAT HIM? - MUST BE. 228 00:08:21,121 --> 00:08:22,571 YO-YO. 229 00:08:22,605 --> 00:08:24,945 - A.K.A. STEVE WILLIAMS. 230 00:08:24,987 --> 00:08:26,987 HE'S A JUNIOR AT HADDIE'S HIGH SCHOOL. 231 00:08:27,023 --> 00:08:28,613 - JUNIOR. - WHAT ELSE? WHAT ELSE? 232 00:08:28,646 --> 00:08:30,816 WHAT ELSE? - WELL, HE'S GOT A RAP SHEET. 233 00:08:30,855 --> 00:08:32,745 - THAT'S NOT FUNNY. - IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE. 234 00:08:32,788 --> 00:08:34,858 - OKAY, LOOK, THEY'RE FACEBOOK OFFICIAL. 235 00:08:34,893 --> 00:08:36,313 THEY'RE NOT ELOPING TO VEGAS. 236 00:08:36,343 --> 00:08:38,073 - FACEBOOK OFFICIAL? 237 00:08:38,103 --> 00:08:42,043 - IT'S NOT A SUICIDE PACT, THEY'RE JUST DATING. 238 00:08:42,073 --> 00:08:44,663 - HOW MUCH MASTURBATING IS TOO MUCH? 239 00:08:44,696 --> 00:08:46,106 - UH, I'M SORRY, WHAT? 240 00:08:46,146 --> 00:08:48,106 - FOR-- FOR DREW? 241 00:08:48,148 --> 00:08:51,288 HE'S IN THE BATHROOM, LIKE, A LOT. 242 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:52,773 LIKE, SIX OR SEVEN TIMES A DAY. 243 00:08:52,808 --> 00:08:54,568 - THAT--LOOK, SARAH, THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL, OKAY? 244 00:08:54,603 --> 00:08:55,783 SO... - IS IT TOO MUCH? 245 00:08:55,811 --> 00:08:56,951 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. 246 00:08:56,984 --> 00:08:58,334 - LOOK, I'VE GOT PROBLEMS OF MY OWN, OKAY? 247 00:08:58,365 --> 00:08:59,635 HADDIE HAS A BOYFRIEND. 248 00:08:59,677 --> 00:09:00,987 - OF COURSE HADDIE'S GOT A BOYFRIEND. 249 00:09:01,023 --> 00:09:02,333 SHE'S 15, SHE'S CUTE, ADAM. DON'T BE A DORK. 250 00:09:02,369 --> 00:09:03,889 - YEAH, OKAY, AND YOU KNOW WHAT? 251 00:09:03,922 --> 00:09:05,922 THEY'RE FACEBOOK OFFICIAL, AND--AND, YOU KNOW, 252 00:09:05,959 --> 00:09:07,819 SHE HASN'T SAID ANYTHING TO KRISTINA AND I ABOUT IT. 253 00:09:07,857 --> 00:09:09,377 - WELL, OF COURSE SHE DOESN'T TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT. 254 00:09:09,410 --> 00:09:10,860 THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM. 255 00:09:10,895 --> 00:09:13,135 I'VE GOT A KID WHO I'M AFRAID MIGHT INJURE HIMSELF. 256 00:09:13,173 --> 00:09:16,183 IT'S THE ONE TIME I COULD ACTUALLY USE SOME HELP 257 00:09:16,210 --> 00:09:18,280 FROM HIS LAME FATHER WHO WON'T CALL ME BACK. 258 00:09:18,316 --> 00:09:20,836 YOU KNOW, WITH AMBER, SHE GOT HER PERIOD, 259 00:09:20,870 --> 00:09:21,940 I SAID, "YOU OKAY?" 260 00:09:21,975 --> 00:09:23,105 SHE SAID, "SCREW YOU." 261 00:09:23,148 --> 00:09:25,148 SHE WAS FINE, BUT HIM I JUST... 262 00:09:25,185 --> 00:09:26,185 - SO... 263 00:09:26,220 --> 00:09:28,080 - I CAN'T BE THE MAN FOR HIM, YOU KNOW? 264 00:09:28,119 --> 00:09:30,469 - OH, YOU'RE ASKING ME TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT IT. 265 00:09:30,500 --> 00:09:31,570 - OH, GOD, ADAM, WOULD YOU? 266 00:09:31,605 --> 00:09:33,115 - YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. NO PROBLEM. 267 00:09:33,158 --> 00:09:35,328 - JUST DON'T MAKE HIM FEEL WEIRD, OKAY? 268 00:09:35,367 --> 00:09:36,747 HE'S JUST SO SENSITIVE. 269 00:09:36,783 --> 00:09:38,723 JUST TELL HIM THAT IT'S NORMAL 270 00:09:38,750 --> 00:09:41,030 OR ALMOST NORMAL AND HE'S BECOMING A MAN. 271 00:09:41,063 --> 00:09:42,313 - I'M GONNA WELCOME HIM TO THE CLUB. 272 00:09:42,340 --> 00:09:43,720 - YEAH. - ALL THAT STUFF. 273 00:09:43,755 --> 00:09:46,095 - JUST BE POSITIVE AND ENCOURAGE HIM 274 00:09:46,137 --> 00:09:48,587 TO EXPRESS HIMSELF IN OTHER WAYS TOO, YOU KNOW? 275 00:09:48,622 --> 00:09:50,692 - WHAT, LIKE, DOWNLOADING PORN? 276 00:09:50,728 --> 00:09:54,348 - OH, GOD. - THAT'S OUTSIDE THE SHOWER. 277 00:09:54,386 --> 00:09:55,836 - HEY, SARAH. - OH, YEAH, GOOD. 278 00:09:55,871 --> 00:09:57,531 GLAD I GOT-- WE NEED TO TALK HERE. 279 00:09:57,562 --> 00:09:58,702 - OKAY, I GOTTA GET TO WORK, DAD. 280 00:09:58,736 --> 00:09:59,556 WHAT'S UP? 281 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:00,839 - WELL--WELL, HONEY, ARE YOU AWARE 282 00:10:00,876 --> 00:10:03,116 THAT WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A DROUGHT? 283 00:10:03,154 --> 00:10:04,434 - WHAT? NO. 284 00:10:04,465 --> 00:10:08,295 - WELL, SOMEBODY IN THE HOUSE IS USING AN AWFUL LOT OF WATER. 285 00:10:08,331 --> 00:10:10,781 - OH, YEAH, THAT. 286 00:10:10,817 --> 00:10:12,677 - SO FROM AN ENVIRONMENTAL STANDPOINT, 287 00:10:12,715 --> 00:10:14,675 I WAS THINKING, UH, WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING. 288 00:10:14,717 --> 00:10:16,817 - YEAH, I'M AS GREEN AS THE NEXT PERSON, DAD. 289 00:10:16,857 --> 00:10:18,127 BUT HE'S A 14-YEAR-OLD BOY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU. 290 00:10:18,169 --> 00:10:20,619 - THAT'S WHY I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO HIM 291 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,144 MANO A MANO. 292 00:10:22,173 --> 00:10:23,973 - OH, NO. 293 00:10:24,002 --> 00:10:26,042 I STILL BEAR THE EMOTIONAL SCARS 294 00:10:26,073 --> 00:10:28,493 OF THE LITTLE TALK WE HAD WHEN I WAS A KID. 295 00:10:28,524 --> 00:10:30,044 AND THAT WAS A LONG, LONG TIME AGO. 296 00:10:30,077 --> 00:10:31,837 DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO HIM, PLEASE. 297 00:10:31,872 --> 00:10:33,942 - WELL, SWEETHEART, THIS IS NOT WOMEN'S WORK. 298 00:10:33,978 --> 00:10:36,148 - YEAH, WAY TO BE PROGRESSIVE, DAD. 299 00:10:36,187 --> 00:10:37,777 - COME ON, HONEY, I'M A GRANDFATHER, 300 00:10:37,809 --> 00:10:39,219 THAT'S WHAT GRANDFATHERS ARE FOR. 301 00:10:39,259 --> 00:10:40,189 SEND ME IN THERE. 302 00:10:40,225 --> 00:10:42,945 - DAD, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS...OFFER, 303 00:10:42,987 --> 00:10:46,017 BUT UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES ARE YOU TO TALK TO DREW 304 00:10:46,059 --> 00:10:47,229 ABOUT THE... 305 00:10:47,267 --> 00:10:48,887 - MASTURBATION. 306 00:10:48,924 --> 00:10:50,374 - DON'T TALK TO HIM ABOUT IT, OKAY? 307 00:10:50,408 --> 00:10:51,478 THANKS. 308 00:10:51,512 --> 00:10:52,622 - WELL, HONEY, IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL. 309 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,212 I MEAN, EVEN I ON OCCASION STILL-- 310 00:10:54,239 --> 00:10:56,549 - AHH! 311 00:10:56,586 --> 00:10:59,996 - I'M NOT OBSESSIVELY. 312 00:11:00,038 --> 00:11:02,448 - PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD. 313 00:11:02,489 --> 00:11:05,319 - OH, NO. PIRATES. ARRG! 314 00:11:05,354 --> 00:11:07,224 WHAT'S UP, SLEEPOVER BUDDY? 315 00:11:07,252 --> 00:11:08,842 - NOTHING. - NOTHING? 316 00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:10,665 YOU READY FOR THIS? 317 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:12,914 ME TOO. 318 00:11:12,948 --> 00:11:15,118 - I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH I APPRECIATE THIS, CROSBY. 319 00:11:15,157 --> 00:11:16,567 - ARE YOU KIDDING? I'M FIRED UP. 320 00:11:16,606 --> 00:11:18,226 I SHOULD BE THANKING YOU. 321 00:11:18,263 --> 00:11:20,163 - OH, CAN I GET A HUG? CAN I GET A HUG? 322 00:11:20,196 --> 00:11:21,296 OH... 323 00:11:21,335 --> 00:11:22,715 YOU BE GOOD, OKAY? 324 00:11:22,751 --> 00:11:24,481 - OKAY. 325 00:11:24,511 --> 00:11:28,001 - SO, UH, I'M AVAILABLE 24/7 326 00:11:28,032 --> 00:11:30,932 EXCEPT FOR THE TWO HOURS THAT I'LL BE DANCING. 327 00:11:30,966 --> 00:11:32,996 SO IF ANYTHING, IF YOU NEED ME, 328 00:11:33,037 --> 00:11:35,037 JUST CALL ME, I'LL BE HERE--ANYTHING. 329 00:11:35,073 --> 00:11:36,183 - YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY, LIKE, I-- 330 00:11:36,212 --> 00:11:39,532 I BABY PROOFED THE-- 331 00:11:39,560 --> 00:11:41,250 CRAP OUT OF THIS PLACE. 332 00:11:41,286 --> 00:11:42,246 - OKAY. 333 00:11:42,287 --> 00:11:44,947 - NOTHING'S GONNA GO WRONG, RIGHT, JABBAR? 334 00:11:44,980 --> 00:11:49,090 HE KNOWS, SAFETY FIRST HERE. 335 00:11:49,122 --> 00:11:50,852 - YOU'RE A DOLL. 336 00:11:50,882 --> 00:11:52,022 THANK YOU. - THANK YOU. 337 00:11:52,056 --> 00:11:53,396 THANK YOU. - HAVE FUN. 338 00:11:53,436 --> 00:11:55,816 - OKAY, NO GIRLS ALLOWED. 339 00:11:55,853 --> 00:11:58,993 - BYE. - EW, GROSS. 340 00:11:59,028 --> 00:12:01,268 CHEESE OR PEPPERONI? 341 00:12:01,306 --> 00:12:02,646 - PEPPERONI. 342 00:12:02,687 --> 00:12:04,027 - PEPPERONI. 343 00:12:04,068 --> 00:12:07,038 - YOUR CELL PHONE BILL WAS OVER $200 THIS MONTH. 344 00:12:07,071 --> 00:12:08,041 - YOU'RE KIDDING. - NO. 345 00:12:08,072 --> 00:12:12,042 - I HAD NO IDEA. - THAT'S OVER 1,000 MINUTES. 346 00:12:12,076 --> 00:12:13,526 - OKAY, WELL, I'LL PAY YOU GUYS BACK. 347 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,490 I'LL BABYSIT, I'LL DO CHORES, 348 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:16,697 YOU KNOW, WHATEVER IT TAKES. 349 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,766 - THAT'S, LIKE, 18 HOURS IN ONE MONTH. 350 00:12:17,806 --> 00:12:19,286 - TO ONE NUMBER. ONE NUMBER. 351 00:12:19,324 --> 00:12:21,814 - STEVE WILLIAMS? 352 00:12:21,844 --> 00:12:26,064 - HOW DO YOU GUYS KNOW THAT? 353 00:12:26,090 --> 00:12:28,300 - WELL, WHEN WE COULDN'T REACH YOU, 354 00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:29,163 WE CALLED HIS NUMBER. 355 00:12:29,196 --> 00:12:31,156 - YOU GUYS TALKED TO STEVE? 356 00:12:31,198 --> 00:12:32,478 - NO, WE DID NOT TALK TO HIM. 357 00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:34,510 WE JUST HEARD HIS VOICE. WE HEARD HIS VOICE. 358 00:12:34,546 --> 00:12:36,196 - YO, YO, YO. 359 00:12:36,238 --> 00:12:40,038 - SO HOW DO YOU KNOW HIS NAME? 360 00:12:40,069 --> 00:12:43,039 - WE HAVE OUR WAYS. - WHAT WAYS? 361 00:12:43,072 --> 00:12:45,282 WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO? - WE WENT ON YOUR COMPUTER. 362 00:12:45,316 --> 00:12:47,106 - YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE. 363 00:12:47,145 --> 00:12:49,485 - NO, YOU DIDN'T. - MM-HMM. 364 00:12:49,527 --> 00:12:52,247 - YOU GUYS BROKE INTO MY ROOM 365 00:12:52,288 --> 00:12:55,398 AND YOU HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER? 366 00:12:55,429 --> 00:12:56,359 - WAIT A SECOND, MISSY. 367 00:12:56,396 --> 00:12:58,256 YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO GET ANGRY WITH US. 368 00:12:58,294 --> 00:12:59,854 YOU HAVE BEEN GOING OUT WITH THIS BOY 369 00:12:59,882 --> 00:13:01,402 FOR OVER A MONTH WITHOUT TELLING US. 370 00:13:01,435 --> 00:13:03,575 - OKAY, WHO CARES, HOMELAND SECURITY? 371 00:13:03,610 --> 00:13:04,960 WHAT YOU GUYS DID IS ILLEGAL. 372 00:13:04,991 --> 00:13:06,131 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 373 00:13:06,164 --> 00:13:09,314 IT'S A VIOLATION OF...EVERYTHING. 374 00:13:09,340 --> 00:13:10,240 - OH, NO, NO, NO, NO. 375 00:13:10,272 --> 00:13:12,032 - HEY, WHAT, YOU'RE FACEBOOK OFFICIAL. 376 00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:12,997 - RIGHT. 377 00:13:13,033 --> 00:13:14,833 - THAT'S RIGHT, YOU GO UP TO YOUR ROOM 378 00:13:14,863 --> 00:13:16,043 BECAUSE YOU'RE GROUNDED. 379 00:13:16,071 --> 00:13:19,251 - GROUNDED. - YA VOL! MEIN FUHRER! 380 00:13:19,281 --> 00:13:20,771 [door slams] 381 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,870 - SUCKED. 382 00:13:39,439 --> 00:13:41,439 [thumps] 383 00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:57,909 - HEY. - HEY. 384 00:13:57,940 --> 00:13:59,700 HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT I WAS HERE ON A SUNDAY? 385 00:13:59,735 --> 00:14:01,625 - OH, I-- I WAS TALKING TO JOEL 386 00:14:01,668 --> 00:14:03,078 AND I'M ON MY WAY TO WORK, SO... 387 00:14:03,118 --> 00:14:06,048 - I'M SO BUSY, IT'S INSANE, 388 00:14:06,086 --> 00:14:09,846 - IS THAT WHY YOU CANCELED AMBER? 389 00:14:09,883 --> 00:14:11,163 - YEAH. 390 00:14:11,195 --> 00:14:13,675 YEAH, UH, IF THEY HAD THEIR WAY, 391 00:14:13,714 --> 00:14:15,274 I WOULD NEVER GET TO SEE SYDNEY, 392 00:14:15,302 --> 00:14:16,682 LET ALONE HAVE A DATE NIGHT. 393 00:14:16,717 --> 00:14:19,027 - YEAH, 'CAUSE JOEL SAID YOU CANCELED BECAUSE, UM, 394 00:14:19,065 --> 00:14:22,475 SHE DOESN'T KNOW THE AREA. 395 00:14:22,516 --> 00:14:23,996 - YEAH, WELL, I MEAN, IT WAS A COMBINATION 396 00:14:24,035 --> 00:14:26,105 OF THAT AND THE WORK, YOU KNOW. 397 00:14:26,141 --> 00:14:29,211 - MM-HMM. MM-HMM. 398 00:14:29,247 --> 00:14:32,177 SHE WAS REALLY DISAPPOINTED. 399 00:14:32,216 --> 00:14:34,046 - SHE WAS? 400 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,600 - SHE THINKS THAT YOU DON'T THINK 401 00:14:35,633 --> 00:14:37,363 SHE'S RESPONSIBLE OR CAPABLE. 402 00:14:37,393 --> 00:14:39,953 - SHE DIDN'T SOUND DISAPPOINTED 403 00:14:39,982 --> 00:14:41,472 WHEN I TALKED TO HER. 404 00:14:41,501 --> 00:14:42,881 - SHE WAS, SHE WAS REALLY DISAPPOINTED, 405 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,256 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, BACK IN FRESNO 406 00:14:44,297 --> 00:14:46,087 SHE WAS A REALLY POPULAR BABYSITTER. 407 00:14:46,126 --> 00:14:48,886 EVERYBODY CALLED HER. SHE WAS THE GO-TO GIRL. 408 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:51,962 - I DID NOT KNOW THAT. 409 00:14:51,994 --> 00:14:56,764 - WELL, NOW YOU DO. 410 00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:58,352 - SARAH. 411 00:15:01,797 --> 00:15:03,587 SORRY. 412 00:15:05,974 --> 00:15:09,944 - DON'T APOLOGIZE TO ME. 413 00:15:24,647 --> 00:15:25,717 - HOW'S IT GOING, DREW? 414 00:15:25,752 --> 00:15:27,372 - HEY. 415 00:15:28,513 --> 00:15:32,413 - AW, GRANDPA MADE ME DO THE SAME THING 416 00:15:32,448 --> 00:15:33,308 WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE. 417 00:15:33,346 --> 00:15:36,176 WASH HIS OLD TRUCK. SUCKS. 418 00:15:36,211 --> 00:15:38,281 - YEAH. 419 00:15:38,316 --> 00:15:40,586 - HOW'S EVERYTHING ELSE? - GOOD. 420 00:15:44,357 --> 00:15:48,427 - YEAH, I HATED WASHING THE OLD TRUCK. 421 00:15:48,464 --> 00:15:50,784 BUT THERE WAS SOMETHING I REALLY ENJOYED DOING 422 00:15:50,811 --> 00:15:52,021 WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE. 423 00:15:52,054 --> 00:15:53,374 - OH, YEAH? WHAT? 424 00:15:53,400 --> 00:15:55,020 - AND IT'S NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. 425 00:15:55,057 --> 00:15:57,227 IT'S TOTALLY NATURAL. 426 00:15:57,266 --> 00:15:59,096 YOU KNOW, WOODY ALLEN SAID, UH, 427 00:15:59,130 --> 00:16:01,370 "MASTURBATION IS HAVING SEX WITH SOMEBODY YOU LOVE." 428 00:16:01,408 --> 00:16:03,448 - WHAT? DID MY MOM ASK YOU TO TALK TO ME ABOUT THIS? 429 00:16:03,479 --> 00:16:05,169 - NO, NO, I MEAN, SHE MAY HAVE MENTIONED IT. 430 00:16:05,205 --> 00:16:07,205 BUT I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT IT 431 00:16:07,242 --> 00:16:09,522 BECAUSE, DREW, IT'S TOTALLY NORMAL, OKAY? 432 00:16:09,554 --> 00:16:11,594 AND I WANNA MAKE SURE YOU DON'T FEEL WEIRD ABOUT IT 433 00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:15,905 AND WE CAN JUST, YOU KNOW, AIR IT OUT. 434 00:16:15,940 --> 00:16:17,150 - AIR IT OUT? 435 00:16:17,183 --> 00:16:18,293 - WELL, YOU KNOW, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE 436 00:16:18,322 --> 00:16:19,882 THERE'S NO STIGMA ATTACHED TO IT, 437 00:16:19,909 --> 00:16:21,329 LIKE, HAIR GROWING ON YOUR PALMS. 438 00:16:21,359 --> 00:16:23,429 - YEAH, YEAH, CAN WE JUST NOT TALK AND JUST SAY WE DID? 439 00:16:23,465 --> 00:16:25,255 - YEAH, BUT I-- 440 00:16:25,294 --> 00:16:27,374 I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU CAN 441 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,440 TALK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING, ALL RIGHT? 442 00:16:29,471 --> 00:16:32,271 LIKE, PIMPLES, GIRLS, BIRTH CONTROL. 443 00:16:32,301 --> 00:16:34,371 YOU KNOW ABOUT RUBBERS, RIGHT? PROPHYLACTICS? 444 00:16:34,407 --> 00:16:36,267 - LOOK, WE CAN JUST NOT TALK TOO, RIGHT? 445 00:16:36,305 --> 00:16:37,815 - YEAH! YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. 446 00:16:37,858 --> 00:16:40,208 NO BIG DEAL. 447 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:42,420 OKAY, WELL, YOU JUST, UH, YOU KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. 448 00:16:42,449 --> 00:16:43,799 WITH THE WASHING THE TRUCK, I MEAN, 449 00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:46,730 NOT THE--OR--OR THE OTHER THING TOO IF YOU WANT, 450 00:16:46,764 --> 00:16:48,494 'CAUSE, UH... 451 00:16:48,524 --> 00:16:52,634 ALL RIGHT, I'M GLAD WE HAD THIS TALK. 452 00:16:54,496 --> 00:16:57,186 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I HAD NO CHOICE. 453 00:16:57,223 --> 00:16:59,093 SARAH STARTED ASKING ABOUT OTHER NIGHTS 454 00:16:59,121 --> 00:17:00,991 AMBER COULD BABYSIT AND I COULDN'T THINK OF 455 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,880 ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY. 456 00:17:02,918 --> 00:17:04,948 SO MEA CULPA. I TOTALLY BLEW IT. 457 00:17:04,989 --> 00:17:06,749 - OH, OH, NO, IT'S FINE. 458 00:17:06,784 --> 00:17:09,204 I BLEW IT TOO. - YOU DID? 459 00:17:09,235 --> 00:17:12,995 WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE CANCELED IN THE FIRST PLACE. 460 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,522 - WAIT, SO NOW WE TRUST AMBER. 461 00:17:15,551 --> 00:17:17,801 - SHE IS A VERY EXPERIENCED BABYSITTER. 462 00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:19,519 - YEAH, SAYS YOUR SISTER. 463 00:17:19,555 --> 00:17:21,625 - I TRUST MY SISTER. 464 00:17:21,661 --> 00:17:24,151 - OH, GEEZ, I'M SORRY. I FORGOT THE CARDINAL RULE. 465 00:17:24,181 --> 00:17:26,701 ONLY A BRAVERMAN CAN CRITICIZE ANOTHER BRAVERMAN. 466 00:17:26,735 --> 00:17:28,595 - ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT. 467 00:17:28,633 --> 00:17:30,053 I'M SORRY. 468 00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:31,193 THAT'S A-- THAT'S A TOTAL DOUBLE STANDARD. 469 00:17:31,222 --> 00:17:32,402 - THANK YOU. 470 00:17:32,430 --> 00:17:36,470 - ONE ABOUT WHICH WE CAN NOTHING. 471 00:17:36,503 --> 00:17:38,233 - HEY, SO WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 472 00:17:38,264 --> 00:17:40,094 - I WAS THINKING THAT WE SHOULD CALL AMBER 473 00:17:40,128 --> 00:17:42,158 AND SEE IF SHE CAN STILL COME OVER TONIGHT. 474 00:17:42,199 --> 00:17:43,269 - YOU SURE ABOUT THIS? 475 00:17:43,303 --> 00:17:45,723 - NO, BUT I'M OPTIMISTIC. 476 00:17:45,754 --> 00:17:48,384 - YEAH, SO AM I. 477 00:17:48,412 --> 00:17:50,102 - GOOD. - GOOD, DATE NIGHT. 478 00:17:50,138 --> 00:17:51,378 - YAY. 479 00:17:51,415 --> 00:17:52,995 - SO HOW DID IT GO? WHAT HAPPENED? 480 00:17:53,037 --> 00:17:54,177 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 481 00:17:54,211 --> 00:17:56,771 - I DID OKAY, CONSIDERING. - REALLY? 482 00:17:56,799 --> 00:17:59,659 YOU DIDN'T USE THE WORD THOUGH, DID YOU? 483 00:17:59,699 --> 00:18:00,599 - WHY? 484 00:18:00,631 --> 00:18:02,701 - BECAUSE IT'S JUST SO CLINICAL. 485 00:18:02,736 --> 00:18:05,596 YOU KNOW? MASTURBATE. 486 00:18:05,636 --> 00:18:07,666 - UH, YOU THINK IT'S TIME TO LET HADDIE OUT OF HER ROOM? 487 00:18:07,707 --> 00:18:09,667 - IT'S AGAINST THE RULES TO EAT PEANUT BUTTER 488 00:18:09,709 --> 00:18:11,679 OUT OF THE JAR, DAD. 489 00:18:11,711 --> 00:18:13,371 - YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT, BUDDY. 490 00:18:13,402 --> 00:18:15,062 - YOU'RE RIGHT. - DOES THAT MEAN I CAN? 491 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,994 - NO, THAT MEANS THAT DAD CANNOT. 492 00:18:17,026 --> 00:18:18,266 HE CANNOT. YOU BROKE THE RULE. 493 00:18:18,304 --> 00:18:19,684 I--I BROKE THE RULE. 494 00:18:19,719 --> 00:18:21,379 -HE BROKE THE RULE. - I BROKE THE RULE. 495 00:18:21,410 --> 00:18:22,380 - HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT, CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR? 496 00:18:22,411 --> 00:18:25,381 CAN YOU TELL YOUR SISTER TO COME DOWNSTAIRS? 497 00:18:25,414 --> 00:18:27,664 - NO. 498 00:18:27,692 --> 00:18:28,732 - WHY NOT? 499 00:18:28,762 --> 00:18:31,082 - 'CAUSE SHE'S NOT UPSTAIRS. 500 00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,840 - YEAH, SHE IS, HONEY. SHE'S IN HER ROOM. 501 00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:34,630 - NO, SHE'S NOT. 502 00:18:46,884 --> 00:18:48,474 - YO-YO LIVES HERE? 503 00:18:48,506 --> 00:18:50,576 - HONEY, DON'T JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER. 504 00:18:50,612 --> 00:18:52,412 YOU CAN COOK METH ANYWHERE. I TOLD YOU THAT. 505 00:18:52,441 --> 00:18:53,821 [indistinct chatter] 506 00:18:53,856 --> 00:18:55,336 - I'M OUT. - UH, KRISTINA. 507 00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:56,445 KRISTINA! - YOU'RE ADAM BRAVERMAN. 508 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,650 - AND YOU MUST BE KRISTINA AND MAX. 509 00:18:58,689 --> 00:19:01,239 - YEAH, HI. - HI. 510 00:19:01,278 --> 00:19:02,518 - YEAH, HADDIE'S SHOWN US PICTURES. 511 00:19:02,555 --> 00:19:04,555 YEAH, WE KNOW, WE'VE HEARD ALL ABOUT YOU. 512 00:19:04,591 --> 00:19:06,491 - UH, MAX, STAY CLOSE, BUDDY. 513 00:19:06,524 --> 00:19:08,184 - HE'S OKAY. - IT'S FINE. 514 00:19:08,216 --> 00:19:09,526 - HI. - HI, GOOD TO MEET YOU. 515 00:19:09,562 --> 00:19:12,432 WE'VE HEARD ALL ABOUT YOU. 516 00:19:12,461 --> 00:19:13,461 - WOW. - YOU HAVE? 517 00:19:13,497 --> 00:19:15,497 - YEAH, WE JUST LOVE HER TO DEATH. 518 00:19:15,533 --> 00:19:17,233 - OH, SO, UH, SHE'S NOT-- 519 00:19:17,259 --> 00:19:19,469 - HERE? NO, NO, NEITHER IS STEVIE. 520 00:19:19,503 --> 00:19:20,573 - WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME IN? 521 00:19:20,607 --> 00:19:23,367 SEEING AS HOW WE ARE FACEBOOK OFFICIALLY RELATED. 522 00:19:23,403 --> 00:19:24,403 - YEAH, THERE'S THAT. - NO, THANK YOU. 523 00:19:24,439 --> 00:19:25,989 THANK YOU. THAT'S NICE. 524 00:19:26,026 --> 00:19:28,716 - MAX, PLEASE DON'T PULL THE PETALS OFF THE FLOWERS. 525 00:19:28,753 --> 00:19:30,513 - OH, NO, NO, IT'S OKAY. IT'S FINE. 526 00:19:30,548 --> 00:19:34,028 WE UNDERSTAND, HADDIE'S, UH, TOLD US ABOUT THE SITUATION. 527 00:19:34,069 --> 00:19:36,379 - YEAH. - THE WHAT? 528 00:19:36,416 --> 00:19:38,346 - THE SITUATION WITH MAX. 529 00:19:38,384 --> 00:19:42,014 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 530 00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:44,012 - UH, WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY, 531 00:19:44,044 --> 00:19:45,054 WE WERE JUST IN THE-- 532 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,430 - CHECKING US OUT? 533 00:19:46,461 --> 00:19:47,501 I GET IT. I GET IT. - YES. YEAH. 534 00:19:47,531 --> 00:19:49,151 - YOU CAUGHT ME. - I UNDERSTAND. 535 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,258 - YOU GOT ME. 536 00:19:50,292 --> 00:19:51,812 - IF I HAD A DAUGHTER, I'D WANNA KNOW WHERE SHE'S 537 00:19:51,845 --> 00:19:53,015 SPENDING HER TIME TOO. 538 00:19:53,053 --> 00:19:54,433 YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING. - YEAH, THAT'S ALL. 539 00:19:54,469 --> 00:19:55,469 - IT'S FINE, DON'T WORRY. - YEAH, OKAY. 540 00:19:55,504 --> 00:19:58,344 - OKAY, YOU ARE THE ONE THAT SHOULD BE PISSED. 541 00:19:58,369 --> 00:20:00,199 THEY WERE WAY OUT OF LINE. 542 00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:01,893 - SO THEN, WHAT DO I DO WHEN THEY START 543 00:20:01,924 --> 00:20:04,444 INTERROGATING ME AGAIN? 544 00:20:04,479 --> 00:20:05,509 - WELL, FIRST YOU HAVE TO ACKNOWLEDGE 545 00:20:05,549 --> 00:20:07,449 WHERE THEY'RE COMING FROM. 546 00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:08,972 IT'S THEIR JOB TO MAKE YOUR LIFE MISERABLE. 547 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,520 - OKAY, SO WHAT'S MY JOB? 548 00:20:11,555 --> 00:20:13,275 - TO KEEP THEM OUT OF YOUR PERSONAL LIFE 549 00:20:13,315 --> 00:20:14,515 FOR AS LONG AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE, 550 00:20:14,558 --> 00:20:16,038 WHICH ISN'T GONNA BE EASY. 551 00:20:16,076 --> 00:20:18,596 THEY'RE--THEY'RE LIKE TERMITES. THEY'RE RELENTLESS. 552 00:20:18,631 --> 00:20:22,641 - SO THEN WHAT CAN I DO TO MAKE THEM STOP? 553 00:20:22,669 --> 00:20:25,399 - DECEPTION. MISINFORMATION. 554 00:20:25,431 --> 00:20:28,301 YOU FLAT OUT LIE TO THEIR FACE IF YOU HAVE TO. 555 00:20:28,330 --> 00:20:30,920 ALTHOUGH THAT DOES TEND TO BACKFIRE. 556 00:20:30,953 --> 00:20:32,473 REALLY GETS THEM RILED UP. 557 00:20:32,507 --> 00:20:36,677 JUST REMEMBER, THEY BROUGHT THIS ON THEMSELVES. 558 00:20:49,696 --> 00:20:50,586 - HEY. - HEY. 559 00:20:50,628 --> 00:20:52,488 - THANKS FOR RESPONDING TO MY A.P.B. 560 00:20:52,527 --> 00:20:53,907 - NO PROBLEM. HOW ARE YOU? 561 00:20:53,942 --> 00:20:55,392 - GREAT. - YEAH? 562 00:20:55,426 --> 00:20:57,876 - YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA SAY? 563 00:20:57,911 --> 00:20:59,911 - UH, HOW ABOUT, "GET THE HELL IN THE CAR"? 564 00:20:59,948 --> 00:21:01,538 - GREAT OPENER. 565 00:21:01,570 --> 00:21:02,710 BUT AFTER THAT, WHAT'S YOUR PLAN? 566 00:21:02,744 --> 00:21:04,504 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? - I DON'T HAVE A PLAN, SARAH. 567 00:21:04,539 --> 00:21:06,639 - NO? HAVE YOU MET THIS GUY? 568 00:21:06,679 --> 00:21:08,229 - NO, I JUST HEARD HIS VOICE ON THE PHONE. 569 00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,027 HE'S ONE OF THESE "YO, YO, YO" GUYS. 570 00:21:10,061 --> 00:21:12,551 - THAT'S BAD. - YEAH, GOT THAT. 571 00:21:12,581 --> 00:21:15,101 - DO YOU THINK THEY'RE HAVING SEX? 572 00:21:15,135 --> 00:21:16,335 - HADDIE IS 15. 573 00:21:16,378 --> 00:21:19,308 - AMBER WAS 15 WHEN SHE HOOKED UP WITH DAMIEN. 574 00:21:19,347 --> 00:21:20,867 - AND THEY WERE-- - YES, THEY WERE. 575 00:21:20,900 --> 00:21:24,900 SHE WANTED TO MOVE IN WITH HIM AND START THEIR LIVES TOGETHER. 576 00:21:24,938 --> 00:21:26,558 - WELL, I DON'T THINK HADDIE'S THERE YET. 577 00:21:26,595 --> 00:21:27,795 I MEAN, I'M SURE SHE'S NOT. 578 00:21:27,838 --> 00:21:31,458 SO...POSITIVE, IN FACT. - OKAY, OKAY. 579 00:21:31,497 --> 00:21:33,287 I BELIEVE YOU. 580 00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:35,356 BUT IT'S RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER 581 00:21:35,397 --> 00:21:36,947 AND YOU HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN 582 00:21:36,985 --> 00:21:39,325 TO POSTPONE IT. 583 00:21:39,367 --> 00:21:40,507 DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THAT? 584 00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:41,780 - NO, WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST? 585 00:21:41,817 --> 00:21:43,537 - MY GOD, YOU HAVE TO SHUT THEM DOWN. 586 00:21:43,578 --> 00:21:45,648 NO PHONE, NO EMAIL, NO COMPUTER, 587 00:21:45,683 --> 00:21:47,753 NO TEXTING, NO LEAVING THE HOUSE, 588 00:21:47,789 --> 00:21:49,549 NO NOTHING, AND THEN WHEN THAT FAILS, 589 00:21:49,584 --> 00:21:51,314 YOU JUST GO TO PLAN B. 590 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:54,384 - WHICH IS WHAT? - MOVE. 591 00:21:54,416 --> 00:21:56,656 - THANKS FOR THAT. 592 00:21:56,694 --> 00:21:59,564 - WELCOME TO MY WORLD, BROTHER. 593 00:22:02,182 --> 00:22:04,222 - I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD JUST SNEAK OUT LIKE THAT. 594 00:22:04,253 --> 00:22:07,263 - I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU WOULD HACK INTO MY COMPUTER. 595 00:22:07,291 --> 00:22:08,431 - I HACKED INTO YOUR COMPUTER 596 00:22:08,465 --> 00:22:09,735 TO FIND OUT WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU. 597 00:22:09,776 --> 00:22:12,426 - WHAT IF I DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON WITH ME? 598 00:22:12,469 --> 00:22:14,299 - I DON'T CARE, HADDIE, I'M YOUR FATHER. 599 00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,403 I HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW. 600 00:22:15,437 --> 00:22:17,057 - I HAVE A RIGHT TO MY PRIVACY. 601 00:22:17,094 --> 00:22:18,344 - NOT IN MY HOUSE, YOU DON'T. 602 00:22:18,371 --> 00:22:19,371 - OKAY. 603 00:22:19,407 --> 00:22:21,237 - MAYBE IT'S DIFFERENT OVER AT STEVE'S HOUSE 604 00:22:21,270 --> 00:22:25,450 WITH MARJORIE AND DALE. 605 00:22:25,482 --> 00:22:27,862 - YOU DIDN'T. 606 00:22:27,898 --> 00:22:29,238 - OH, WHERE DID YOU THINK WE'D GO 607 00:22:29,278 --> 00:22:30,658 WHEN WE COULDN'T FIND OUT WHERE YOU WERE? 608 00:22:30,694 --> 00:22:31,594 - DAD! 609 00:22:31,626 --> 00:22:33,516 - WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT YOU, HADDIE. 610 00:22:33,559 --> 00:22:36,529 - OH--OH, MY GOD. 611 00:22:36,562 --> 00:22:37,772 - THEY KNEW EVERYTHING ABOUT US, 612 00:22:37,804 --> 00:22:41,224 AND WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THEY EXISTED. 613 00:22:41,256 --> 00:22:43,946 HOW DO YOU THINK THAT FELT? 614 00:22:46,503 --> 00:22:48,993 - PROBABLY AS BAD AS IT FEELS FINDING OUT THAT 615 00:22:49,022 --> 00:22:50,542 YOUR PARENTS HAVE NO RESPECT FOR YOUR PRIVACY. 616 00:22:50,576 --> 00:22:51,396 - FINE, YOU KNOW WHAT, THAT'S IT. 617 00:22:51,439 --> 00:22:53,959 NO MORE CELL PHONE, NO MORE TEXTING. 618 00:22:53,993 --> 00:22:55,413 YOU GO TO SCHOOL. YOU COME HOME FROM SCHOOL. 619 00:22:55,443 --> 00:22:56,513 THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GONNA BE. 620 00:22:56,547 --> 00:22:58,167 - YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME. - I AM NOT KIDDING. 621 00:22:58,204 --> 00:23:02,044 DO I LOOK LIKE I'M KIDDING? 622 00:23:13,771 --> 00:23:17,401 - AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST IS POISON CONTROL CENTER SO... 623 00:23:17,430 --> 00:23:18,850 - THINK I GOT IT. - GREAT. 624 00:23:18,880 --> 00:23:19,710 OKAY. 625 00:23:19,743 --> 00:23:23,333 OH, UM, AND WE'RE GOOD 626 00:23:23,367 --> 00:23:25,507 WITH THE WHOLE SCHEDULING SNAFU? 627 00:23:25,542 --> 00:23:27,372 - YEAH, IT WAS, LIKE, NOT A BIG DEAL AT ALL. 628 00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:30,056 - YOUR MOM SAID YOU WERE PRETTY UPSET. 629 00:23:30,098 --> 00:23:31,718 - SHE DID? 630 00:23:36,449 --> 00:23:39,249 I PROBABLY OVERREACTED OR SOMETHING. 631 00:23:39,279 --> 00:23:42,209 - GREAT. [clearing throat] 632 00:23:42,248 --> 00:23:44,008 - HI. - HEY, THERE. 633 00:23:44,043 --> 00:23:45,293 - AHH! 634 00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:47,050 - LOOK WHO'S HERE. - HELLO. 635 00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:48,630 - AMBER! - HI, COME HERE. 636 00:23:48,668 --> 00:23:50,708 HUH, ALL RIGHT, WHERE SHOULD WE GO? 637 00:23:50,739 --> 00:23:53,399 - OVER THERE. - OKAY, LET'S GO. 638 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,092 BADUM, BADUM, BADUM, BADUM. 639 00:23:55,123 --> 00:23:57,373 - HORSEY! - HORSEY! 640 00:23:57,401 --> 00:24:01,031 - OKAY, SO, UM, I GUESS WE'RE OFF. 641 00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:03,410 - OKAY, HAVE FUN. 642 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:05,242 - OKAY. - OKAY? 643 00:24:05,271 --> 00:24:06,691 - OKAY. - THAT'S PRETTY COOL. 644 00:24:06,721 --> 00:24:08,901 WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO? - WHOOPS. 645 00:24:08,930 --> 00:24:11,690 - OH, UM, I HAVE MY CELL PHONE AND IT'S ON. 646 00:24:11,726 --> 00:24:13,586 - SO I DO TOO IF YOU, YOU KNOW, 647 00:24:13,624 --> 00:24:14,734 GOT ANY REASON TO CALL. 648 00:24:14,763 --> 00:24:16,253 - OKAY, SEE YOU LATER. HAVE FUN. 649 00:24:16,282 --> 00:24:17,392 - BYE. 650 00:24:17,421 --> 00:24:18,801 - OKAY. - ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS HAVE FUN. 651 00:24:18,836 --> 00:24:20,556 - BYE. - NOT TOO MUCH FUN. 652 00:24:20,597 --> 00:24:21,807 - GOT IT. - ALL RIGHT. 653 00:24:21,839 --> 00:24:23,429 - BYE. - BYE, GIRLS. 654 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:27,332 HAVE FUN. - BYE. 655 00:24:27,362 --> 00:24:29,472 - ARE THEY ALWAYS LIKE THAT? 656 00:24:29,502 --> 00:24:33,162 - ALWAYS. 657 00:24:33,195 --> 00:24:35,395 - OOMPA! 658 00:24:35,439 --> 00:24:37,229 - WHOA! 659 00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:39,098 DO IT SOME MORE. 660 00:24:39,132 --> 00:24:41,512 - OKAY. 661 00:24:41,549 --> 00:24:43,969 - MORE! 662 00:24:43,999 --> 00:24:45,379 - WHOO-HOO! 663 00:24:45,414 --> 00:24:49,594 - WOW. 664 00:24:49,626 --> 00:24:51,516 - I COULD ALWAYS TALK TO HADDIE. 665 00:24:51,559 --> 00:24:54,109 ALWAYS. 666 00:24:54,147 --> 00:24:56,557 - HONEY, REBELLING, IT'S-- 667 00:24:56,598 --> 00:25:02,018 IT'S JUST PART OF GROWING UP, YOU KNOW? 668 00:25:02,052 --> 00:25:05,232 - SHE HATES ME. 669 00:25:05,262 --> 00:25:06,332 - SHE DOESN'T HATE YOU. 670 00:25:06,366 --> 00:25:08,706 SHE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANYBODY ELSE 671 00:25:08,748 --> 00:25:11,028 IN THIS ENTIRE WORLD AND YOU KNOW IT. 672 00:25:11,061 --> 00:25:13,301 - DO I? DO I REALLY? 673 00:25:13,339 --> 00:25:15,069 - YES. 674 00:25:15,099 --> 00:25:17,209 BUT HONEY, THAT'S NOT GONNA LAST FOREVER, YOU KNOW? 675 00:25:17,239 --> 00:25:20,209 SHE'S GONNA GROW UP, SHE'S GONNA FALL IN LOVE. 676 00:25:20,242 --> 00:25:21,212 FOR REAL. 677 00:25:21,243 --> 00:25:23,283 - NO, NOT WITH THAT KID YO-YO, SHE'S NOT. 678 00:25:23,314 --> 00:25:25,014 - OKAY. 679 00:25:28,388 --> 00:25:33,568 WELL, YOU KNOW, IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, 680 00:25:34,463 --> 00:25:35,913 YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THE MOST IMPORTANT MAN 681 00:25:35,948 --> 00:25:38,328 IN MY LIFE. 682 00:25:38,364 --> 00:25:39,374 - REALLY? 683 00:25:39,399 --> 00:25:42,299 - MM-HMM. 684 00:25:48,857 --> 00:25:50,097 - HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR DOGS-- 685 00:25:50,134 --> 00:25:54,314 MEDIUM, WELL DONE, OR BURNT TO A CRISP? 686 00:25:55,830 --> 00:25:58,380 UH-OH, WE GOT A PROBLEM THERE? 687 00:25:58,418 --> 00:26:00,178 - IT'S STUCK. 688 00:26:00,213 --> 00:26:03,913 - WELL, WHY'D YOU PUT YOUR THUMB IN THE CAN? 689 00:26:03,941 --> 00:26:05,811 - I DON'T KNOW. - MM-HMM. 690 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,770 ALL RIGHT, WELL, LET ME TAKE A GANDER HERE. 691 00:26:08,808 --> 00:26:10,498 - OW. - OH, SORRY. 692 00:26:10,534 --> 00:26:12,264 WOW, THAT'S REALLY IN THERE, ISN'T IT? 693 00:26:12,294 --> 00:26:13,474 OKAY. 694 00:26:13,502 --> 00:26:15,402 HEY, I KNOW JUST THE THING. 695 00:26:15,435 --> 00:26:16,675 NOT TO WORRY. 696 00:26:16,713 --> 00:26:18,343 FOLLOW ME. 697 00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:22,239 ONE, TWO, THREE! - OW, IT STINGS! 698 00:26:22,270 --> 00:26:23,510 - OKAY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY. 699 00:26:23,547 --> 00:26:25,507 UM, OKAY, WE GOT A LITTLE BLOOD HERE. 700 00:26:25,549 --> 00:26:28,759 UM, NOTHING TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT. 701 00:26:28,794 --> 00:26:30,624 - I CAN'T FEEL MY THUMB. 702 00:26:30,658 --> 00:26:32,798 - ARE YOU SERIOUS? 703 00:26:32,832 --> 00:26:37,352 OKAY, UM. OKAY, UM... 704 00:26:37,388 --> 00:26:38,798 - [laughing] 705 00:26:38,838 --> 00:26:41,498 OH, I AM SO READY FOR THIS. 706 00:26:41,530 --> 00:26:45,290 - JOEL! - KEEP WALKING--KEEP--KEEP... 707 00:26:45,327 --> 00:26:48,537 - JOELSKI! 708 00:26:48,572 --> 00:26:51,582 HI. - RAQUEL. 709 00:26:51,610 --> 00:26:54,370 - OF ALL THE GIN JOINTS IN ALL THE WORLD. 710 00:26:54,405 --> 00:26:56,405 HI. - HI. 711 00:26:56,442 --> 00:26:57,552 - HI, GIRL. 712 00:26:57,581 --> 00:26:59,241 - HEY, DOUGLAS, GOOD TO SEE YOU. 713 00:26:59,272 --> 00:27:00,832 - HARMONY, HI. - HI. 714 00:27:00,860 --> 00:27:03,170 - AND THIS IS DOUGLAS, MY HUSBAND. 715 00:27:03,207 --> 00:27:04,277 - COME, SIT, JOIN US. 716 00:27:04,312 --> 00:27:05,592 - OH, THANK YOU, UM... 717 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:06,834 - THAT'S REALLY SWEET, 718 00:27:06,866 --> 00:27:08,486 BUT WE'RE ACTUALLY ON, UH, DATE NIGHT. 719 00:27:08,523 --> 00:27:11,533 - SO ARE WE. 720 00:27:11,560 --> 00:27:13,220 - I--I WORK SO MUCH. 721 00:27:13,252 --> 00:27:16,052 I CAN'T STAND TO LEAVE HARMONY ALONE WITH A BABYSITTER. 722 00:27:16,082 --> 00:27:18,022 - OH, SURE, SURE. THAT'S COMMENDABLE. 723 00:27:18,050 --> 00:27:19,020 - RIGHT. 724 00:27:19,051 --> 00:27:21,051 - WE'RE ACTUALLY-- YOU GUYS ENJOY, 725 00:27:21,087 --> 00:27:22,117 ALL THREE OF YOU 726 00:27:22,157 --> 00:27:23,087 AND WE'LL, UH, WE'LL SEE YOU LATER. 727 00:27:23,124 --> 00:27:24,924 - NICE MEETING YOU. - ENJOY. 728 00:27:24,953 --> 00:27:27,403 BYE. 729 00:27:27,438 --> 00:27:30,228 - WHAT ARE THE ODDS? 730 00:27:30,269 --> 00:27:31,369 - OW... 731 00:27:31,408 --> 00:27:32,368 - ALL RIGHT. 732 00:27:32,409 --> 00:27:34,449 HANG IN THERE, BUDDY. YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 733 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,690 PICK UP. 734 00:27:36,724 --> 00:27:38,424 PICK UP. - OW. 735 00:27:38,449 --> 00:27:42,069 - [laughing] 736 00:27:42,108 --> 00:27:43,518 [phone ringing] 737 00:27:43,558 --> 00:27:48,248 - MM-MM. MM-MM. 738 00:27:48,287 --> 00:27:49,357 - COME ON. 739 00:27:49,391 --> 00:27:52,361 THAT'S ALL RIGHT. PLAN B. 740 00:27:52,394 --> 00:27:53,644 - I'M SORRY. 741 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:56,642 - OH, BUDDY, IT'S--IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 742 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:57,675 COME ON! 743 00:27:57,710 --> 00:27:59,950 OKAY. 744 00:28:06,754 --> 00:28:08,074 [sneezing] 745 00:28:08,100 --> 00:28:12,000 - OH, HI. SORRY, YOU SCARED ME. 746 00:28:12,035 --> 00:28:13,755 DON'T WORRY, IT'S MY SISTER'S HOUSE. 747 00:28:13,795 --> 00:28:16,345 AND I'M-- WE'RE PLAYING A GAME. 748 00:28:16,384 --> 00:28:18,184 OKAY, HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 749 00:28:26,325 --> 00:28:28,325 - CAN YOU DO IT LIKE THAT? - OF COURSE. 750 00:28:28,361 --> 00:28:31,951 [cell phone ringing] 751 00:28:43,169 --> 00:28:44,309 - HI. 752 00:28:44,343 --> 00:28:45,593 - COME ON. 753 00:28:45,620 --> 00:28:46,860 PICK UP. 754 00:28:46,897 --> 00:28:51,177 DON'T LET ME DOWN. 755 00:28:51,212 --> 00:28:54,042 - NO, BUT NOT DOUG, NOT DOUGIE, DOUGLAS? 756 00:28:54,077 --> 00:28:55,657 - HE'S A SEMIOTICS PROFESSOR. 757 00:28:55,699 --> 00:28:58,119 - OKAY, WELL... 758 00:28:58,150 --> 00:28:59,910 SHE'S EATING BOUILLABAISSE, JOEL. 759 00:28:59,945 --> 00:29:00,945 WHAT KIND OF KID EATS BOUILLABAISSE? 760 00:29:00,980 --> 00:29:02,190 - OH, MAN, YOU ARE SO BAD. 761 00:29:02,223 --> 00:29:06,373 - BUT, I MEAN, SYDNEY WON'T EVEN EAT MY MAC AND CHEESE. 762 00:29:06,399 --> 00:29:09,399 CROSBY? 763 00:29:09,437 --> 00:29:12,127 WHAT HOSPITAL? 764 00:29:12,164 --> 00:29:13,274 - DATE OF BIRTH? 765 00:29:13,303 --> 00:29:16,443 - UM, UH, FIVE. 766 00:29:16,478 --> 00:29:19,338 HE'S FIVE. 767 00:29:19,378 --> 00:29:20,408 - ADDRESS? 768 00:29:20,448 --> 00:29:22,208 - MINE OR-- - HIS. 769 00:29:22,243 --> 00:29:23,523 - UM, YEAH. 770 00:29:23,554 --> 00:29:25,184 IT'S--IT'S COMPLICATED, SO... 771 00:29:25,211 --> 00:29:26,391 - HEY. 772 00:29:26,419 --> 00:29:28,389 - OH, THANK GOD. 773 00:29:28,421 --> 00:29:29,601 - WHO'S THIS? 774 00:29:29,629 --> 00:29:32,909 - THIS IS JABBAR. 775 00:29:36,257 --> 00:29:38,807 MY SON. 776 00:29:45,818 --> 00:29:47,098 - HI. - HI. 777 00:29:47,130 --> 00:29:49,790 - YOU FORGOT YOUR, UH, BIOLOGY TEXT BOOK. 778 00:29:49,822 --> 00:29:50,752 - OH. 779 00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:54,759 - SO--WELL, I FIGURED YOU MIGHT NEED IT. 780 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,103 - WOW, THAT'S SO CONSIDERATE OF YOU. 781 00:29:56,139 --> 00:29:56,859 THANKS. 782 00:29:56,898 --> 00:29:58,348 HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY? 783 00:29:58,382 --> 00:30:00,012 FOR A SECOND, I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU 784 00:30:00,039 --> 00:30:02,659 WERE CHECKING UP ON ME. 785 00:30:02,697 --> 00:30:05,107 MAYBE AFRAID THAT I WAS GONNA RAID THE LIQUOR CABINET. 786 00:30:05,148 --> 00:30:06,488 - YOU HAVE NO PROOF OF THAT. 787 00:30:06,528 --> 00:30:08,498 - YOU LIED TO AUNT JULIA. 788 00:30:08,530 --> 00:30:11,840 YOU SAID THAT I WAS UPSET BECAUSE I COULDN'T BABYSIT. 789 00:30:11,879 --> 00:30:13,879 - YEAH, 'CAUSE I KNOW YOU WANTED THE MONEY. 790 00:30:13,915 --> 00:30:15,325 - REALLY? REALLY? 791 00:30:15,365 --> 00:30:17,395 IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU TRYING TO PROVE YOURSELF 792 00:30:17,436 --> 00:30:20,086 TO AUNT JULIA? 793 00:30:20,128 --> 00:30:22,538 - WHAT? 794 00:30:22,579 --> 00:30:23,679 - OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. 795 00:30:23,718 --> 00:30:25,788 JUST DON'T USE ME NEXT TIME, OKAY? 796 00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:26,864 - I'M SORRY. 797 00:30:26,894 --> 00:30:31,834 YEAH, SHE JUST MAKES ME FEEL A LITTLE INSECURE. 798 00:30:31,864 --> 00:30:32,524 - A LITTLE? - YEAH. 799 00:30:32,554 --> 00:30:34,524 A LITTLE, LIKE, YOU KNOW, 800 00:30:34,556 --> 00:30:35,656 I'M THE WORLD'S WORST MOTHER 801 00:30:35,695 --> 00:30:36,965 AND A COMPLETE FAILURE AT LIFE. 802 00:30:37,007 --> 00:30:39,527 LIKE THAT KIND OF LITTLE. 803 00:30:42,944 --> 00:30:44,364 - HEY, SYDNEY, 804 00:30:44,394 --> 00:30:47,814 DO YOU WANNA SHOW AUNT SARAH WHAT WE'VE BEEN WORKING ON? 805 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:50,536 - OKAY. - CHECK IT OUT. 806 00:30:50,572 --> 00:30:53,642 DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE LIVING IN THAT CRAPPY MOTEL 807 00:30:53,679 --> 00:30:55,159 AFTER YOU SPLIT UP WITH DAD, 808 00:30:55,198 --> 00:30:57,578 AND WE HAD NO MONEY AND NO TOYS, 809 00:30:57,614 --> 00:31:00,654 NO NOTHING? 810 00:31:00,686 --> 00:31:02,786 - NO. 811 00:31:02,826 --> 00:31:07,376 - OKAY, WELL, I DID. 812 00:31:10,351 --> 00:31:12,041 - HERE. 813 00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:20,880 - YOU MADE PAPER TURTLES. 814 00:31:24,365 --> 00:31:26,365 - AMBER TAUGHT ME. 815 00:31:29,853 --> 00:31:32,793 - YOU KNOW WHO TAUGHT AMBER HOW TO DO THIS? 816 00:31:32,821 --> 00:31:36,761 - SHE TOLD ME YOU DID. 817 00:31:36,791 --> 00:31:39,211 - THAT'S RIGHT. 818 00:31:49,804 --> 00:31:51,504 - HOW ABOUT I MAKE US SOME DRINKS? 819 00:31:51,530 --> 00:31:56,090 THEY GOT A REALLY NICE SELECTION OVER THERE. 820 00:32:07,511 --> 00:32:09,441 - SEE THIS? 821 00:32:09,479 --> 00:32:10,549 THIS IS SLITHER CREAM. 822 00:32:10,583 --> 00:32:13,833 ANYTHING THAT'S STUCK GETS UNSTUCK. 823 00:32:13,862 --> 00:32:15,142 ALL RIGHT, THERE WE GO. 824 00:32:15,174 --> 00:32:17,074 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLOSE YOUR EYES. 825 00:32:17,107 --> 00:32:20,107 ALL RIGHT, TAKE A DEEP BREATH 826 00:32:20,145 --> 00:32:22,865 AND SAY THE MAGIC WORDS. 827 00:32:22,906 --> 00:32:25,046 SLIPPERY, SLITHER, SLIME. 828 00:32:25,081 --> 00:32:27,701 both: SLIPPERY, SLITHER, SLIME. 829 00:32:27,738 --> 00:32:29,878 - OH, PRESTO! - OH, YOU GOT IT! 830 00:32:29,913 --> 00:32:31,673 - IT WORKED! - COME ON! 831 00:32:31,708 --> 00:32:35,228 - IT REALLY WORKED! 832 00:32:45,239 --> 00:32:47,279 - HEY. - MM-HMM. 833 00:32:47,310 --> 00:32:48,760 - DO YOU THINK NAILING HADDIE'S WINDOW SHUT 834 00:32:48,794 --> 00:32:51,044 WAS GOING TOO FAR? 835 00:32:51,072 --> 00:32:52,832 - PLEASE TELL ME YOU WERE NOT THINKING 836 00:32:52,867 --> 00:32:54,587 ABOUT THAT EARLIER. 837 00:32:54,627 --> 00:32:57,177 - NO, OF COURSE NOT. DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 838 00:32:57,216 --> 00:32:58,906 - ADAM. - IT JUST OCCURRED TO ME. 839 00:32:58,942 --> 00:33:00,082 REALLY. - UH-HUH. 840 00:33:00,116 --> 00:33:01,316 - REALLY. 841 00:33:15,855 --> 00:33:17,575 - HE'S SLEEPING. 842 00:33:20,412 --> 00:33:22,242 SO... 843 00:33:24,036 --> 00:33:25,616 ARE YOU SURE HE'S YOURS? 844 00:33:25,658 --> 00:33:29,458 - WHY, 'CAUSE HE STUCK HIS FINGER IN A CAN? 845 00:33:29,490 --> 00:33:33,320 - BECAUSE IF HE IS, YOU HAVE OBLIGATIONS. 846 00:33:33,356 --> 00:33:35,736 LEGAL OBLIGATIONS. FINANCIAL OBLIGATIONS. 847 00:33:35,772 --> 00:33:37,332 HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THAT? 848 00:33:38,361 --> 00:33:40,881 - YOU WERE REALLY GREAT BACK THERE IN THE E.R. 849 00:33:40,915 --> 00:33:44,125 - CROS, THIS CAN BE A BIG DEAL, OKAY? 850 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:45,750 - I'M NOT KIDDING. 851 00:33:45,782 --> 00:33:47,652 YOU'RE AN AMAZING MOM. 852 00:33:49,855 --> 00:33:51,645 - I AM? 853 00:33:51,684 --> 00:33:54,624 - YEAH. LIKE, 100%. 854 00:33:58,933 --> 00:34:00,663 - THANKS. THANKS FOR CALLING ME. 855 00:34:00,693 --> 00:34:02,143 I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT YOU WOULD'VE CALLED 856 00:34:02,178 --> 00:34:05,698 ADAM OR SARAH FIRST. 857 00:34:05,733 --> 00:34:07,773 - AW, THOSE DEADBEATS? 858 00:34:07,804 --> 00:34:09,084 I MEAN, COME ON. 859 00:34:09,116 --> 00:34:14,326 - ♪ A MOTHER CAN GIVE YOU HER BREAST ♪ 860 00:34:14,362 --> 00:34:20,682 ♪ BUT SOON THAT'S ALL SHE'LL BRING ♪ 861 00:34:20,713 --> 00:34:26,893 ♪ AND WHEN SHE'S LEFT 862 00:34:26,926 --> 00:34:33,306 ♪ THAT'S WHEN YOU LEARN TO SING ♪ 863 00:34:36,108 --> 00:34:39,798 ♪ A FATHER CAN GIVE YOU HIS WORDS ♪ 864 00:34:39,836 --> 00:34:41,456 - WHEN MY FATHER FOUND OUT THAT I WAS DATING, 865 00:34:41,493 --> 00:34:43,153 HE NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK. 866 00:34:43,184 --> 00:34:45,644 I MEAN-- - HOW OLD WERE YOU? 867 00:34:45,669 --> 00:34:47,779 - OH, 16. 868 00:34:47,809 --> 00:34:50,019 TREVOR DUNN. 869 00:34:50,053 --> 00:34:51,813 HE WORE A PUKA SHELL NECKLACE. 870 00:34:51,848 --> 00:34:52,848 HE WAS REAL TAN. 871 00:34:52,883 --> 00:34:56,923 - OKAY, UM, DID YOUR DAD NAIL YOUR WINDOW SHUT? 872 00:34:56,956 --> 00:35:00,166 - HONEY, MY DAD WAS NOTHING LIKE YOURS. 873 00:35:00,201 --> 00:35:02,931 TRUST ME. 874 00:35:02,962 --> 00:35:04,722 - THE POINT IS, IS WHEN IT COMES DADS 875 00:35:04,757 --> 00:35:06,547 AND THEIR DAUGHTERS DATING, IT'S--IT'S, LIKE, 876 00:35:06,587 --> 00:35:07,757 IT'S PRIMORDIAL. 877 00:35:07,795 --> 00:35:09,755 IT'S LIKE THAT LIZARD PART OF THEIR BRAIN 878 00:35:09,797 --> 00:35:11,177 KICKS IN AND THEY JUST-- 879 00:35:11,212 --> 00:35:13,252 - OKAY, SO BASICALLY, DAD CAN'T HELP HIMSELF? 880 00:35:13,283 --> 00:35:14,803 - RIGHT. YEAH. 881 00:35:14,836 --> 00:35:17,626 JUST LIKE YOU CAN'T. 882 00:35:17,667 --> 00:35:19,217 - SO DAD'S JUST GONNA HATE STEVE 883 00:35:19,255 --> 00:35:20,325 NO MATTER HOW AWESOME HE IS? 884 00:35:20,359 --> 00:35:21,669 - NO, NO, I DIDN'T SAY THAT. 885 00:35:21,705 --> 00:35:23,635 I THINK THAT HE'LL COME AROUND EVENTUALLY 886 00:35:23,673 --> 00:35:25,953 IF HE'S AS AWESOME AS YOU SAY HE IS. 887 00:35:25,985 --> 00:35:26,945 - HE IS. 888 00:35:26,986 --> 00:35:28,226 - HE IS. 889 00:35:30,542 --> 00:35:32,302 - ALL RIGHT. 890 00:35:32,337 --> 00:35:33,647 YOU HAVE TO PROMISE ME THOUGH, 891 00:35:33,683 --> 00:35:36,273 NO MORE SNEAKING AROUND. 892 00:35:36,306 --> 00:35:41,276 - OKAY. I'M SORRY. 893 00:35:41,311 --> 00:35:44,971 HOW MAD IS DAD? 894 00:35:45,004 --> 00:35:46,184 - YOU KNOW, HONEY, I THINK HE'S-- 895 00:35:46,213 --> 00:35:48,773 I THINK HE'S MORE SCARED THAN ANYTHING. 896 00:35:48,801 --> 00:35:52,081 - OF WHAT? 897 00:35:52,115 --> 00:35:56,215 - OF LOSING YOU. 898 00:35:56,257 --> 00:36:03,157 - ♪ AND I WANT TO BELIEVE 899 00:36:03,195 --> 00:36:08,365 ♪ I KNOW HOW TO BELIEVE 900 00:36:13,688 --> 00:36:16,098 [shower running] 901 00:36:16,139 --> 00:36:17,899 - HEY, DREW. 902 00:36:17,934 --> 00:36:19,144 - WHAT? - COMING IN. 903 00:36:19,177 --> 00:36:20,867 - HEY, NO, NO, NO! I'M STILL IN HERE. 904 00:36:20,902 --> 00:36:22,112 - SO, KIDDO, WE NEED TO TALK 905 00:36:22,145 --> 00:36:24,935 ABOUT SOME WATER CONSERVATION. 906 00:36:24,975 --> 00:36:26,735 - WHAT? NOW? I DON'T-- 907 00:36:26,770 --> 00:36:30,400 - WELL, YOU KNOW, YOUR UNCLES HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM. 908 00:36:30,429 --> 00:36:32,289 ADAM WAS THE WORST. 909 00:36:32,328 --> 00:36:34,158 I THINK HE WAS GONNA SET SOME KIND OF RECORD. 910 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:35,432 I ALMOST CALLED GUINNESS. 911 00:36:35,469 --> 00:36:37,369 - CAN WE JUST-- NOT RIGHT NOW? 912 00:36:37,402 --> 00:36:39,992 - WHEN IT COMES TO TESTOSTERONE, 913 00:36:40,025 --> 00:36:41,575 THE BRAVERMAN MEN ARE BLESSED 914 00:36:41,613 --> 00:36:44,313 WITH AN ABUNDANCE OF RICHES, SON. 915 00:36:44,340 --> 00:36:46,100 - GRANDPA. - PRIDE! 916 00:36:46,134 --> 00:36:49,794 - PRIDE AND GLORY IS WHAT YOU SHOULD BE FEELING, SON, 917 00:36:49,828 --> 00:36:53,868 AT THE BOUNTY OF THE BRAVERMAN LIBIDO. 918 00:36:53,901 --> 00:36:55,251 YOU KNOW WHAT LIBIDO IS? 919 00:36:55,282 --> 00:36:57,392 - OH, MY GOD, PLEASE, NOT RIGHT NOW. 920 00:36:57,422 --> 00:37:03,262 - BUT EVEN A BRAVERMAN-- NAY, ESPECIALLY A BRAVERMAN 921 00:37:03,290 --> 00:37:06,190 NEEDS TO LEARN TO CONTROL THESE GIFTS. 922 00:37:06,224 --> 00:37:09,614 WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT HERE IS MODERATION. 923 00:37:09,641 --> 00:37:12,891 I MEAN, GOLLY SAKES, YOU KNOW, 924 00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,090 I REMEMBER WHAT IT WAS LIKE. 925 00:37:15,129 --> 00:37:17,199 I WAS ON R&R IN BANGKOK, YOU KNOW? 926 00:37:17,235 --> 00:37:19,505 AND, OF COURSE, I WENT A LITTLE NUTS-- 927 00:37:21,135 --> 00:37:22,165 - HEY. - HEY. 928 00:37:22,205 --> 00:37:23,165 - HOW'D IT GO? 929 00:37:23,206 --> 00:37:24,546 - I ROCKED IT. - OH, GOOD. 930 00:37:24,587 --> 00:37:26,107 - I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITH OUT YOU. 931 00:37:26,140 --> 00:37:27,900 - OH, WELL, I'M GLAD YOU KICKED ASS. 932 00:37:27,935 --> 00:37:29,065 - HOW DID EVERYTHING GO HERE? 933 00:37:29,108 --> 00:37:33,038 - HE'S STILL SLEEPING. - OKAY. 934 00:37:36,633 --> 00:37:38,673 WHAT HAPPEN TO HIS THUMB? 935 00:37:38,704 --> 00:37:42,434 - IT WAS A FISHING ACCIDENT. 936 00:38:01,762 --> 00:38:03,942 - AM I STILL YOUR FAVORITE MAN IN THE WORLD? 937 00:38:03,971 --> 00:38:05,631 - MM-HMM. - HMM? 938 00:38:05,662 --> 00:38:08,152 - I GOTTA GET THE SALAD DONE THOUGH, BABE. 939 00:38:08,182 --> 00:38:09,702 I PROMISED YOUR MOM. 940 00:38:09,735 --> 00:38:13,835 - REALLY? 'CAUSE I'M STILL FEELING KINDA SAD. 941 00:38:13,877 --> 00:38:16,257 - OKAY, STOP IT. 942 00:38:16,294 --> 00:38:17,544 - ALL RIGHT. 943 00:38:17,571 --> 00:38:21,781 ANY NEWS ON THE YO-YO FRONT? 944 00:38:21,816 --> 00:38:23,196 - I WANNA SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 945 00:38:23,231 --> 00:38:25,581 COME HERE. 946 00:38:31,516 --> 00:38:33,446 - HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN LIKE THAT? 947 00:38:33,483 --> 00:38:38,073 - ABOUT AN HOUR. 948 00:38:38,108 --> 00:38:41,728 - ♪ I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT 949 00:38:41,767 --> 00:38:44,077 ♪ I DREAMT THAT I WAS SWIMMING ♪ 950 00:38:44,114 --> 00:38:46,394 ♪ AND THE STARS UP ABOVE 951 00:38:46,427 --> 00:38:48,737 ♪ DIRECTIONLESS AND DRIFTING 952 00:38:48,774 --> 00:38:49,674 - HEY. 953 00:38:49,706 --> 00:38:51,426 - ♪ SOMEWHERE IN THE DARK ♪ 954 00:38:51,467 --> 00:38:53,987 ♪ WERE THE SIRENS AND THE THUNDER ♪ 955 00:38:54,021 --> 00:38:57,301 - DON'T WORRY. I'M NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING 956 00:38:57,335 --> 00:39:00,955 ABOUT ANYTHING. 957 00:39:00,993 --> 00:39:03,133 - YOU PROMISE? - YEAH. 958 00:39:03,168 --> 00:39:05,068 HEY. 959 00:39:05,101 --> 00:39:06,551 - ♪ TIME, LOVE 960 00:39:06,585 --> 00:39:09,105 - OH! - AWW... 961 00:39:09,139 --> 00:39:10,309 ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE IT UP. 962 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:12,248 I'LL TAKE IT UP. I'LL TAKE IT UP. 963 00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:16,250 - ALL RIGHT. 964 00:39:16,284 --> 00:39:18,844 PUT IT UP! 965 00:39:18,873 --> 00:39:24,053 - I DON'T THINK WE MADE ENOUGH SAUCE. 966 00:39:24,534 --> 00:39:25,544 - OH! - OH! 967 00:39:25,570 --> 00:39:27,370 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 968 00:39:27,399 --> 00:39:29,949 - YES! 969 00:39:29,988 --> 00:39:33,438 - HEY, YOU SAID I SHOULDN'T TALK TO HIM, RIGHT? 970 00:39:33,474 --> 00:39:34,754 - ♪ AND THOUGH IT WAS SALT WATER ♪ 971 00:39:34,786 --> 00:39:37,166 ♪ THERE WAS SOMETHING 'BOUT THE WAY ♪ 972 00:39:37,202 --> 00:39:39,482 ♪ IT TASTED SO FAMILIAR 973 00:39:39,515 --> 00:39:41,615 - WHAT CAN I SAY? YOU'RE THE MAN, DAD. 974 00:39:41,655 --> 00:39:43,515 - UH-HUH. I'M SORRY, WHAT? 975 00:39:43,553 --> 00:39:47,493 - HEY, SYD! SYDNEY, LOOK AT THIS! 976 00:39:47,523 --> 00:39:48,943 - WOW, DO IT AGAIN, GRANDPA. 977 00:39:48,972 --> 00:39:51,222 - OKAY. 978 00:39:51,250 --> 00:39:54,670 - HEY, HEY, HEY! 979 00:40:09,924 --> 00:40:12,554 - ♪ THE BLACK CLOUDS I'M HANGING ♪ 980 00:40:12,582 --> 00:40:15,792 ♪ THIS ANCHOR I'M DRAGGING ♪ 981 00:40:15,827 --> 00:40:18,037 ♪ THE SAILS OF MEMORY ♪ 982 00:40:18,070 --> 00:40:20,310 ♪ RIP OPEN IN SILENCE 983 00:40:20,348 --> 00:40:22,798 ♪ WE CUT THROUGH THE LOWLANDS ♪ 984 00:40:22,834 --> 00:40:25,224 ♪ ALL HANDS THROUGH THE SALTLANDS ♪ 985 00:40:25,250 --> 00:40:27,740 ♪ THE WHITE CAPS ARE MEMORIES ♪ 986 00:40:27,770 --> 00:40:30,670 ♪ CONFUSING AND VIOLENT ♪ 987 00:40:30,704 --> 00:40:33,714 ♪ 988 00:40:49,516 --> 00:40:53,306 ♪ I HAD A DREAM LAST NIGHT ♪ 989 00:40:53,347 --> 00:40:55,447 ♪ WHEN I OPENED MY EYES ♪ 990 00:40:55,487 --> 00:40:58,107 - DADDY, THIS IS STEVE. 991 00:40:58,145 --> 00:41:00,555 - ♪ WERE SHORLINES IN THE MOONLIGHT ♪ 992 00:41:00,596 --> 00:41:02,806 ♪ NEW WORLDS FOR THE WEARY ♪ 993 00:41:02,839 --> 00:41:05,569 ♪ NEW LANDS FOR THE LIVING ♪ 994 00:41:05,601 --> 00:41:07,471 ♪ I COULD MAKE IT IF I TRIED ♪ 995 00:41:07,499 --> 00:41:09,609 ♪ I CLOSE MY EYES I KEPT ON SWIMMING ♪ 996 00:41:09,639 --> 00:41:10,919 - MR. BRAVERMAN, IT'S, UH, 997 00:41:10,951 --> 00:41:12,881 IT'S REALLY GOOD TO MEET YOU, SIR. 998 00:41:12,918 --> 00:41:18,958 - ♪ IT'S ONLY A CHANGE OF TIME, LOVE ♪ 999 00:41:18,993 --> 00:41:21,413 - WHASSUP. 1000 00:41:21,444 --> 00:41:23,314 - ♪ TIME, LOVE 1001 00:41:23,342 --> 00:41:28,212 ♪ IT'S ONLY A CHANGE OF TIME, LOVE ♪ 1002 00:41:28,244 --> 00:41:30,454 ♪ TIME, LOVE 1003 00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:33,458 ♪ TIME, LOVE 1004 00:41:33,491 --> 00:41:37,011 ♪ IT'S ONLY A CHANGE OF TIME ♪