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前情提要

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他們沒有正式被逮捕，所以不會留下紀錄

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媽，那不是我的大麻

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我要妳知道妳讓我生氣又顏面盡失

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妳要很久才能取回我的信任

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我知道妳不習慣雷克蔻的個性

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但她是很棒的母親

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妳不必在工作跟當媽媽之間做抉擇

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妳可能無法隨時陪在孩子身邊

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但妳在的時候就好好陪他們

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那是我的，大麻是我的

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抱歉讓你們失望了

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到底是什麼讓這一切值得？

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讓一切值得的是那份感情、那份情誼

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若感受不到情誼怎麼辦？

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你會的

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這是什麼？

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克羅斯比

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那是我的攪拌器

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對

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你都在裡面攪拌什麼？

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就冷凍柳橙汁之類的東西

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臭死了

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在外面小心點，別跑太遠

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好，這裡差不多了吧？

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對，快好了

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你記得這是誰的嗎？

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當然記得

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應該是克莉絲蒂娜的

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真幽默

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我知道我們在做兒童安全防護措施

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但你確定你不想

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讓孩子在我們家過夜嗎？

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你怕我招架不住？

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這會對你很好

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你可以跟兒子在這裡

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也可以看他入睡

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看他多天真無暇，多脆弱

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多平靜？

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對，對

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我跟一些瘋狂的女生交往過

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非常難搞，可是

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當她們終於睡著

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她們就會變成小貓咪

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可愛又惹人喜歡

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所以我懂你的意思

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我知道你在說什麼

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好

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妳確定嗎？想來一點嗎？

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不要

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抱歉，真抱歉，我要來一點

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孫女，妳在做什麼？

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我們在吃飯，想吃一點嗎？

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不用謝謝

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我有事情要做

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不過感謝你的邀約，看起來很好玩

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-克莉絲蒂娜
-怎樣？

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哈蒂明晚能幫我們看小孩嗎？

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我們的保姆感冒了

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有何不可，哈蒂

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-哈蒂
-幹嘛？

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妳明晚可以幫茱莉亞阿姨看小孩嗎？

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我也很想，可是

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可是什麼？妳有計劃嗎？

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-沒關係
-她才沒有計劃

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她沒有任何事情要忙

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但她也不必幫忙

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她又沒有事情要忙

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-可是她
-安珀呢？

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這個嘛

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好

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她就坐在那裡

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對

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這主意不錯

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這主意真棒

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我都沒想到，太棒了

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-好
-好

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我去問她

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妳想幫茱莉亞阿姨看小孩嗎？

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妳好

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妳是有什麼毛病？

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茱莉亞阿姨想請妳幫忙看小孩

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所以妳就對我施水刑？

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茱莉亞阿姨要妳幫忙看小孩

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好，冷靜點

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好，可以，有何不可？

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好，太棒了，她很樂意幫忙

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-太棒了
-太棒了

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-笑一個
-謝謝，好極了

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-沒問題
-好極了，問題解決了

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去跟弟弟說吃飯了

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他在浴室裡，我才不要過去

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他一天會待在裡面五次

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才怪，沒那麼誇張，她誇大其辭

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妳知道他在裡面做什麼吧？

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知道，他在把自己弄乾淨

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對，超乾淨

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他只是在弄頭髮

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-他有時候
-我也會這樣

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會花很多時間弄頭髮

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-親愛的
-妳好

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-德魯
-早安

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老弟，洗澡完舒服嗎？

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你的頭髮很好看

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親愛的，克羅斯比知道我知道賈巴爾的事嗎？

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他應該知道我什麼都會告訴妳

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他怎麼會知道？他都還沒告訴凱蒂他有兒子

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克羅斯比應該認為我跟他不一樣

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克羅斯比這麼想是對的

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所以他不該開玩笑

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說我的內褲在他家，真奇怪

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妳是說開檔內褲嗎？

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所以

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等一下，親愛的

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-怎樣？
-這是什麼？

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220美元？你看

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那是哈蒂的通話費

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她的通話時間超長的

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對，一直打給同個號碼

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她在蕾絲莉家過夜，快打給她

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我們絕不接受這種事

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我連這號碼都不認得

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她從沒打過這個號碼

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對方到底是誰？

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她沒接電話

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你現在要打給誰？

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我要打給這個神秘號碼

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看看對方是誰

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好，開擴音，我也想聽

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好

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佑佑佑，怎樣？

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好，你打錯了

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-你肯定是打錯了
-我沒打錯

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-你肯定打錯了
-好，那給妳打

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妳自己打打看吧

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佑佑佑，怎樣？

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為人父母

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-親愛的，等一下
-幹嘛？

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我們應該先聽她自己解釋

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不要擅自闖入她房間

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等一下，她的房間在我們家裡

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所以這不算闖入

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她才15歲

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而且她又不會知道

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好吧，只是我們進去而已

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-妳先進去
-好

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-不要，你先進去
-好

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-是你的主意
-好

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我們看完就馬上出去

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看完馬上出去，好吧

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我們要找什麼東西？

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不曉得，任何可能屬於佑佑的東西

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屬於佑佑的東西

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好

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不然她的電腦呢？

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看她的臉書頁面如何？

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好，這主意不錯

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-好
-好

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我不知道她的密碼

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我以前知道密碼

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好

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哈蒂爹地

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真的？我好感動

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她當時才12歲

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她改密碼了，我不知道

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-妳好
-妳好

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我可以在這裡沖澡嗎？有人又在打手槍

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拜託，饒了他，好不好？

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不要這樣嫌弟弟

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他14歲，好嗎？他有需求

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我已經摸透14歲男生

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也很清楚他們有什麼需求

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感謝妳

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對了，茱莉亞阿姨來電，我不用幫忙看小孩

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為什麼？

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不知道

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她怎麼說？是什麼原因？

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誰在乎？

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我在乎

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我要去沖澡

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她沒給任何理由嗎？

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沒有延期嗎？

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回答我

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聽說你們安裝兒童防護安全措施很順利

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沒錯

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（密碼錯誤）

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好像還找到我的東西

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至少我沒有提到你的攪拌器

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什麼攪拌器？

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好，我知道密碼了

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-什麼？
-哈蒂霍

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哈蒂霍？

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這不是好事

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這裡顯示她正在交往中

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交往一個月了

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-一個月？
-那是他嗎？那是他嗎？

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肯定是佑佑先生

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他叫史蒂夫威廉姆斯

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他在哈蒂的高中讀高三

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-高三
-還知道什麼？

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他有犯罪前科

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什麼？這不好笑

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一點都不好笑

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好，聽著，他們在臉書上正式交往

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又不是去拉斯維加斯偷偷結婚

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在臉書上正式交往？

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他們沒有要一起自殺，只是在交往

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自慰幾次才算正常？

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妳說什麼？

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因為德魯

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他很常待在浴室裡

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一天跑六、七次

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聽著，莎拉，這非常正常

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這樣會太頻繁嗎？我不知道該怎麼辦

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聽著，我也有自己的問題，哈蒂交男朋友了

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哈蒂當然交男朋友了

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她15歲又長得可愛，不要這麼保守

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好，可是他們在臉書上正式交往

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而且她都沒告訴我跟克莉絲蒂娜

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她當然不會想告訴你們

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你那個算不了什麼，我怕我孩子會傷到自己

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這是我唯一一次需要他老爸幫忙

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但他都不回我電話

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安珀月經來的時候

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我說“妳還好嗎？”，她就說“去死吧”

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她結果沒事，但是他就

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所以呢？

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我不能跟他聊這種事情

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所以你要我跟他談？

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亞當，你願意幫忙嗎？

231
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好，沒問題

232
00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:35,583
但不要讓他覺得尷尬

233
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他很敏感

234
00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:40,414
跟他說這樣很正常，算正常

235
00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:41,615
而且他要變男人了

236
00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:42,788
我會歡迎他加入男人的行列

237
00:09:42,916 --> 00:09:43,956
-好
-之類的

238
00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,214
記得正面一點，鼓勵他

239
00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:49,633
用不同方式表達自己

240
00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,046
像下載色情片嗎？

241
00:09:51,133 --> 00:09:52,133
天啊

242
00:09:52,259 --> 00:09:53,429
至少他就會出浴室

243
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,388
-莎拉，太好了
-你好

244
00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,810
很高興看到妳，我們得談談

245
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,431
我得去工作，老爸，有什麼事？

246
00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:02,768
親愛的，妳知道現在缺水嗎？

247
00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:04,478
什麼？不知道

248
00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,904
家裡有人一直在用水

249
00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,940
對，我知道

250
00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:13,106
為了愛護地球

251
00:10:13,238 --> 00:10:15,118
我們必須採取行動

252
00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:16,907
爸，我也很愛地球

253
00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,790
但他是14歲男孩，我不知道該怎麼辦

254
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:22,497
所以我想跟他談，男人對男人

255
00:10:22,789 --> 00:10:23,959
不可以

256
00:10:24,416 --> 00:10:26,456
你在我小時候跟我說的話

257
00:10:26,501 --> 00:10:28,961
對我造成的創傷仍揮之不去

258
00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:30,587
而且那是很久以前的事

259
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,380
拜託不要對他說任何話

260
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:34,506
親愛的，這種事不能由女人處理

261
00:10:34,593 --> 00:10:36,393
爸，你真前衛

262
00:10:36,470 --> 00:10:38,260
別這樣，親愛的，我是祖父

263
00:10:38,347 --> 00:10:40,717
這時候有祖父最好了，讓我跟他談

264
00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:43,519
爸，感謝你主動想幫忙

265
00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:47,482
但我絕對不允許你跟德魯談那個

266
00:10:47,564 --> 00:10:48,574
自慰的事情

267
00:10:49,191 --> 00:10:51,531
不要找他談，好嗎？謝謝

268
00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,200
親愛的，這很正常

269
00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:54,738
就連我偶爾都會

270
00:10:57,240 --> 00:10:58,330
但沒有很頻繁

271
00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:02,906
可以上船嗎？

272
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,003
糟糕，是海盜

273
00:11:05,832 --> 00:11:07,752
怎樣，過夜夥伴？

274
00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:08,844
沒事

275
00:11:08,919 --> 00:11:10,749
沒事？你準備好了嗎？

276
00:11:11,380 --> 00:11:12,590
我也是

277
00:11:13,632 --> 00:11:15,722
真是太感謝你了，克羅斯比

278
00:11:15,801 --> 00:11:18,641
開什麼玩笑？我樂翻天了，我才該感謝妳

279
00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:21,219
給我抱一個，來抱一個

280
00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,392
要乖，好不好？

281
00:11:23,475 --> 00:11:24,475
好

282
00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:28,807
我隨時都在

283
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:31,357
除了跳舞的那兩個小時

284
00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:32,611
所以出任何狀況

285
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,452
或需要我就打給我，我馬上就來，別客氣

286
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:38,569
別擔心，我把這裡的邊邊角角

287
00:11:40,117 --> 00:11:41,617
都貼起來了

288
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:42,871
好

289
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,618
你不會有事的，對吧，賈巴爾？

290
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,709
他知道的，這裡安全第一

291
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,381
-你太棒了
-謝謝

292
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:52,881
我才要謝妳

293
00:11:52,921 --> 00:11:53,921
玩得開心

294
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:55,917
好，這裡不能有女生

295
00:11:56,425 --> 00:11:58,045
-再見
-妳好噁心

296
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:01,473
起司或意式辣腸？

297
00:12:01,972 --> 00:12:03,142
意式辣腸

298
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,563
意式辣腸

299
00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:07,558
妳的手機費這個月超過200元

300
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:08,809
-真的假的？
-真的

301
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:09,895
我都不知道

302
00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:12,070
妳講了超過一千分鐘

303
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:14,069
好，我會還給你們

304
00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:16,649
我可以幫忙看小孩，做家事，什麼事都可以

305
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,106
妳一個月總共打18個小時

306
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,908
都打給一個號碼，一個號碼

307
00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,118
史蒂夫威廉姆斯？

308
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:25,753
你們怎麼知道？

309
00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:29,665
我們聯絡不上妳，就打給他的號碼

310
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:31,924
你們跟史蒂夫說過話？

311
00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:33,252
我們沒有說話

312
00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:35,166
我們只聽到他的聲音，只是聽到聲音

313
00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,415
佑佑佑

314
00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:39,094
那你們怎麼知道他的名字？

315
00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:42,046
我們自有方法

316
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,675
自有方法？你們做了什麼？

317
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:45,774
我們打開妳的電腦

318
00:12:45,849 --> 00:12:47,099
看了妳的臉書頁面

319
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,351
不會吧？

320
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:53,194
你們闖入我房間

321
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,943
駭入我的電腦？

322
00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:59,067
等一下，妳無權生我們的氣

323
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,912
妳跟這男生交往一個月沒告訴我們

324
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,198
那又怎樣，你們是國土安全部嗎？

325
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:05,454
你們做的事情是違法的

326
00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:09,617
你們不能這樣，你們這樣違反一切

327
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:10,706
才沒有

328
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,290
你們在臉書上可是正式交往

329
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:13,457
對

330
00:13:13,543 --> 00:13:14,963
很好，去妳的房間

331
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:16,456
-因為妳被禁足了
-妳被禁足了

332
00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:22,469
真失敗

333
00:13:55,877 --> 00:13:57,417
-妳好
-妳好

334
00:13:57,754 --> 00:13:59,214
今天禮拜天，妳怎麼知道我在這裡？

335
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:02,839
我剛才跟喬爾說話，正要去上班，所以

336
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,466
我好忙，快忙翻了

337
00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:07,933
所以妳才跟安珀取消嗎？

338
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:10,683
對

339
00:14:11,309 --> 00:14:13,269
若我什麼都依他們

340
00:14:13,353 --> 00:14:16,523
就永遠看不到悉德妮，更不用說跟老公約會

341
00:14:17,357 --> 00:14:21,237
喬爾說妳取消是因為她對那一帶不熟

342
00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:25,616
對，是那個關係，還要工作的關係

343
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:30,826
她非常難過

344
00:14:31,913 --> 00:14:32,913
真的嗎？

345
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:37,212
她覺得妳嫌她不懂事、沒能力

346
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:40,883
但我告訴她時，她聽起來不難過

347
00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:42,672
但她很難過，非常難過

348
00:14:42,716 --> 00:14:43,876
因為她之前在弗雷斯諾

349
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:45,929
是非常受歡迎的保姆

350
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,892
大家都會找她，她非常搶手

351
00:14:48,722 --> 00:14:50,562
我並不知道

352
00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:54,350
妳現在知道了

353
00:14:56,354 --> 00:14:57,524
莎拉

354
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:02,780
對不起

355
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,619
別向我道歉

356
00:15:24,883 --> 00:15:25,973
你好嗎，德魯？

357
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:27,262
還可以

358
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,970
祖父在我年紀跟你一樣時也要我做同樣的事

359
00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:35,388
洗他的卡車，這工作爛透了

360
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:37,271
對

361
00:15:38,355 --> 00:15:39,555
那其他事情還好嗎？

362
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:40,821
很好

363
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,202
我最討厭洗卡車了

364
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:51,583
但我在你這年紀時，還有一件事情很喜歡做

365
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,201
是嗎？什麼事？

366
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:56,246
而且這一點都不丟臉，這非常正常

367
00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,128
伍迪艾倫曾說過

368
00:15:59,209 --> 00:16:01,749
“自慰就是跟你愛的人做愛”

369
00:16:01,836 --> 00:16:03,206
是我媽叫你跟我聊這個的嗎？

370
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,216
沒有，她只是提過

371
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,258
但是我自己想跟你聊的

372
00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:09,842
因為德魯，這非常正常

373
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,848
我不希望你覺得尷尬

374
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:14,270
我們可以

375
00:16:15,433 --> 00:16:17,023
-講開
-講開？

376
00:16:17,102 --> 00:16:18,272
我只想確定

377
00:16:18,353 --> 00:16:19,653
你不會有什麼顧慮

378
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,189
例如怕手掌長毛之類的

379
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,272
我們可以不要聊這個，但假裝聊過嗎？

380
00:16:23,358 --> 00:16:25,318
-可以，可是
-謝謝

381
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:29,112
我希望你知道你能跟我聊任何事情

382
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:32,197
像痘痘、女生、避孕措施

383
00:16:32,409 --> 00:16:34,159
你知道保險套跟避孕藥這些東西吧？

384
00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:36,334
我們也可以什麼都不聊，對吧？

385
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:39,373
對，當然，沒問題

386
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,503
好，那你就繼續忙

387
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,709
我是說洗卡車，不是那個

388
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:47,168
想要的話，你也可以繼續做那件事

389
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,505
好，很高興跟你聊過

390
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,271
好，我逼不得已

391
00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:00,350
莎拉開始問還有哪一天能讓安珀當保姆

392
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,400
我不知道該說什麼

393
00:17:02,522 --> 00:17:05,192
所以都是我的錯，我徹底搞砸了

394
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,895
沒關係，我也搞砸了

395
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,239
真的？

396
00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:12,032
我們當初根本不該取消的

397
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,446
所以我們現在要信任安珀？

398
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,945
她是很有經驗的保姆

399
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,407
只有妳姊姊這麼說

400
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:21,536
我相信我姊姊

401
00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:24,093
真抱歉，我忘了黃金準則

402
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:26,710
只有布雷弗曼家族的人才能批評布雷弗曼家族的人

403
00:17:26,796 --> 00:17:28,716
好吧，你說得對

404
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:31,378
對不起，我不該有雙重標準

405
00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:32,551
謝謝

406
00:17:32,635 --> 00:17:34,635
這種事情我們什麼也不能做

407
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,222
那我們該怎麼辦？

408
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:40,225
我想打給安珀

409
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,600
看看她今晚還有沒有空過來

410
00:17:42,312 --> 00:17:43,312
你確定嗎？

411
00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,396
不確定，但我要保持樂觀

412
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:48,649
我也是

413
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,235
-很好
-很好，我們今晚要約會

414
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,320
太棒了

415
00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:54,240
結果如何？你怎麼跟他說？

416
00:17:54,282 --> 00:17:56,082
依當時的狀況，我表現還可以

417
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:59,577
真的？但你沒有說出那幾個字吧？

418
00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:00,752
為什麼不能說？

419
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:04,499
因為自慰是醫生才會用的詞

420
00:18:06,336 --> 00:18:08,126
妳覺得該讓哈蒂出房間了嗎？

421
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:11,264
不能直接拿罐頭吃花生醬

422
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,430
你說得對

423
00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:15,298
-一點也沒錯
-所以我也可以嗎？

424
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:17,258
沒有，是爸爸不可以

425
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:18,930
不能這樣，你打破規則了

426
00:18:19,015 --> 00:18:20,095
我打破規則了

427
00:18:20,141 --> 00:18:21,941
-他打破規則了
-我打破規則了

428
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,268
幫我個忙，好嗎？

429
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:24,981
可以叫姊姊下來嗎？

430
00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:26,520
不可以

431
00:18:27,649 --> 00:18:28,689
為什麼不可以？

432
00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,282
因為她不在樓上

433
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,031
才怪，她在房間裡

434
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,282
她不在

435
00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:48,915
佑佑住這裡？

436
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,882
親愛的，事情不能只看表象

437
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:52,974
我跟你說過大家可以在任何地方製造冰毒

438
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,797
-我要走了
-克莉絲蒂娜

439
00:18:55,885 --> 00:18:56,885
你是亞當布雷弗曼

440
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:58,890
你們想必是克莉絲蒂娜跟麥斯

441
00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:00,274
對，你們好

442
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,636
-你們好
-你們好

443
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,386
-哈蒂給我們看過照片
-對

444
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:04,886
久仰大名

445
00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:06,648
麥斯，不要跑太遠

446
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:08,731
-沒關係，別擔心
-好

447
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,395
很高興認識你們，久仰大名

448
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:13,819
-天啊
-真的嗎？

449
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,573
對，我們好愛她

450
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:17,448
所以她不在

451
00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:18,910
-這裡嗎？不在
-不在

452
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,162
史蒂夫也不在

453
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:23,163
想進來嗎？畢竟我們因臉書算是親家了

454
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,621
-沒錯
-謝謝

455
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,825
你們人真好，但我們正要

456
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,588
麥斯，不要亂拔花瓣

457
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,628
沒關係，別擔心

458
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,970
哈蒂告訴過我們他的狀況

459
00:19:34,048 --> 00:19:35,168
對

460
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:36,592
什麼？

461
00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,716
麥斯的狀況

462
00:19:39,762 --> 00:19:41,102
-好
-你們來這裡做什麼？

463
00:19:42,473 --> 00:19:44,563
說來正巧，我們剛好在

464
00:19:44,642 --> 00:19:47,022
你想打探我們的身分？我懂

465
00:19:47,103 --> 00:19:48,153
-對
-我懂

466
00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:49,859
-對，被發現了
-我完全能理解

467
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:51,109
-被你發現了
-若我有女兒

468
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,030
我也會想知道她都跑去哪裡，你這樣做是對的

469
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,820
-如此而已
-沒關係，別擔心

470
00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,405
拜託，應該是妳生氣才對

471
00:19:58,656 --> 00:20:00,156
他們這樣太過分了

472
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:03,583
那他們再質問我的時候，我該怎麼辦？

473
00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:07,121
首先妳必須瞭解他們的出發點

474
00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:09,788
他們本來就是要為妳帶來痛苦

475
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,786
好，那我該怎麼做？

476
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,670
妳應該盡可能讓他們

477
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:15,505
不要介入妳的私生活

478
00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:16,720
這會很不簡單

479
00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:18,889
他們就像白蟻，會一直死纏爛打

480
00:20:18,968 --> 00:20:21,718
那我要怎樣才能讓他們罷休？

481
00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:25,481
靠欺騙、誤導

482
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:28,770
必要時直接對他們說謊

483
00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:31,057
不過這方法很常失敗

484
00:20:31,105 --> 00:20:32,895
他們發現了會更生氣

485
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:35,611
妳只要記得，是他們自找麻煩

486
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:51,208
-妳好
-你好

487
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,090
感謝妳回應我的全面通緝

488
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,417
別客氣，你還好嗎？

489
00:20:54,545 --> 00:20:55,755
-非常好
-是嗎？

490
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:57,590
你知道你要說什麼嗎？

491
00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:00,223
“給我上車”如何？

492
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:01,756
好一個開場白

493
00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,061
但之後有什麼計劃？你打算怎麼做？

494
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,307
我沒有計劃，莎拉

495
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,311
沒有計劃？你見過這傢伙嗎？

496
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:10,563
沒有，但我聽到他的聲音
他是那種會說“佑佑佑”的人

497
00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:12,812
-那還真糟糕
-對，我知道

498
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:14,771
你覺得他們發生過性行為嗎？

499
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,105
哈蒂才15歲，我不

500
00:21:17,151 --> 00:21:19,611
安珀跟達米安上床時也才15歲

501
00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:21,448
-那他們
-沒錯

502
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:22,659
她想搬去跟他住

503
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,952
跟他一起展開新生活

504
00:21:25,576 --> 00:21:26,826
我不覺得哈蒂到了那種程度

505
00:21:26,953 --> 00:21:29,293
她肯定沒有

506
00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:31,963
-好，好
-事實上，我很確定

507
00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:35,753
我相信你，但事情遲早會發生

508
00:21:35,837 --> 00:21:38,837
你必須竭盡所能把時間延後

509
00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,014
你知道怎麼做嗎？

510
00:21:41,092 --> 00:21:42,142
不知道，妳有什麼建議？

511
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,098
你必須禁止他們聯絡

512
00:21:44,178 --> 00:21:46,258
-不許用手機、信箱、電腦
-好

513
00:21:46,347 --> 00:21:48,807
不能傳簡訊、離開房子，什麼都不能做

514
00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:51,731
若這方法也失敗，就進行Ｂ計劃

515
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:52,811
那是什麼？

516
00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:53,975
搬家？

517
00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:56,404
感謝妳的建議

518
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,610
歡迎來到我的世界，哥哥

519
00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:05,121
真不敢相信妳居然偷溜出去

520
00:22:05,408 --> 00:22:07,738
真不敢相信你們駭入我的電腦

521
00:22:07,827 --> 00:22:10,457
那是因為我們想知道妳在幹什麼

522
00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:12,495
但我不想要你們知道我在幹什麼

523
00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:14,002
我不在乎，哈蒂

524
00:22:14,083 --> 00:22:15,963
我是妳父親，我有權知道

525
00:22:16,044 --> 00:22:17,804
我有權保有隱私

526
00:22:17,879 --> 00:22:18,879
在我家就不行

527
00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:19,963
好

528
00:22:20,048 --> 00:22:23,128
也許馬喬里跟戴爾對待史蒂夫的方式不一樣

529
00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:28,388
不會吧

530
00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:29,563
當我們找不到妳

531
00:22:29,640 --> 00:22:31,020
當然會跑去他們家

532
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:32,350
爸

533
00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:33,853
我們很擔心妳，哈蒂

534
00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:36,608
我的天啊

535
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,189
他們都很瞭解我們

536
00:22:38,232 --> 00:22:40,532
我們卻根本不知道他們的存在

537
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,534
妳覺得我們又有什麼感受？

538
00:22:46,908 --> 00:22:48,238
大概跟發現自己爸媽

539
00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,867
不在乎自己隱私的感受一樣糟

540
00:22:50,912 --> 00:22:52,212
好，我受夠了

541
00:22:52,246 --> 00:22:54,576
我要沒收手機，不許妳傳簡訊

542
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,077
妳給我下課直接回家

543
00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:57,209
要玩就這樣玩

544
00:22:57,251 --> 00:22:58,631
不行，別開玩笑，少來

545
00:22:58,711 --> 00:22:59,751
我看起來像在開玩笑嗎？

546
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:17,266
最後這是毒物防治中心的電話

547
00:23:17,730 --> 00:23:19,070
-知道了
-很好

548
00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:20,148
好

549
00:23:21,776 --> 00:23:23,606
所以妳沒有

550
00:23:23,736 --> 00:23:25,736
因為我們之前取消而生氣？

551
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:27,735
完全沒有，沒什麼大不了的

552
00:23:28,407 --> 00:23:30,157
妳媽說妳很難過

553
00:23:30,743 --> 00:23:31,703
她跟妳這麼說？

554
00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:38,923
我可能只是反應過度

555
00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:40,917
好

556
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,918
-妳好
-你們好

557
00:23:44,841 --> 00:23:46,091
看看誰來了

558
00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,175
哈囉

559
00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:49,010
-安珀
-過來這裡

560
00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:50,845
好，我們該去哪裡？

561
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,270
-那裡
-好，走

562
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:57,732
好

563
00:23:58,020 --> 00:24:00,610
那我們就走了

564
00:24:01,566 --> 00:24:03,026
好，祝愉快

565
00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:05,113
-好
-好

566
00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:12,077
我的手機會開著

567
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:15,118
我也是，有問題就打給我們

568
00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:16,458
好，晚點見，好好玩吧

569
00:24:16,581 --> 00:24:17,581
再見

570
00:24:17,623 --> 00:24:19,583
-好
-好，祝玩得開心

571
00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:20,915
-再見
-但不要玩太瘋

572
00:24:21,294 --> 00:24:22,464
-知道了
-好

573
00:24:22,587 --> 00:24:24,587
-再見
-再見，好好玩

574
00:24:24,630 --> 00:24:25,970
再見

575
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,470
他們很常這樣嗎？

576
00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:31,216
很常這樣

577
00:24:37,643 --> 00:24:39,063
再來一次

578
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:40,520
好

579
00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:43,523
再來

580
00:24:45,776 --> 00:24:47,106
天啊

581
00:24:50,114 --> 00:24:51,824
我以前跟哈蒂無話不說

582
00:24:52,241 --> 00:24:53,451
一直都是如此

583
00:24:54,452 --> 00:24:58,462
親愛的，叛逆只是成長的過程

584
00:25:00,458 --> 00:25:01,788
你知道吧？

585
00:25:02,376 --> 00:25:03,836
她痛恨我

586
00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:07,921
她不恨你，她很愛你

587
00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:10,967
勝過於任何人，你是知道的

588
00:25:11,052 --> 00:25:13,052
是嗎？真的嗎？

589
00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:14,926
真的

590
00:25:15,973 --> 00:25:17,893
但她不會永遠都這樣

591
00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:21,305
她會長大，墜入情網，真的

592
00:25:21,395 --> 00:25:23,305
她別想跟那個佑佑的人在一起

593
00:25:23,773 --> 00:25:24,773
好

594
00:25:28,903 --> 00:25:30,453
可是

595
00:25:31,239 --> 00:25:33,199
希望這句話能安慰到你

596
00:25:34,533 --> 00:25:37,413
你永遠會是我一生中最重要的男人

597
00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:40,333
真的嗎？

598
00:25:49,507 --> 00:25:50,757
你的熱狗要幾分熟？

599
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:53,683
五分熟？全熟？還是烤到焦脆？

600
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:58,555
你開不了嗎？

601
00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:00,059
卡住了

602
00:26:00,726 --> 00:26:03,766
你幹嘛把大拇指伸進去？

603
00:26:04,438 --> 00:26:05,688
不知道

604
00:26:06,357 --> 00:26:08,687
好，我來試試

605
00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:11,069
抱歉，天啊

606
00:26:11,112 --> 00:26:13,702
真的卡住了，好

607
00:26:13,781 --> 00:26:16,531
我知道怎麼辦，別擔心

608
00:26:17,243 --> 00:26:18,583
跟我來

609
00:26:18,786 --> 00:26:20,706
一、二、三

610
00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:22,576
-好痛
-好

611
00:26:22,623 --> 00:26:24,383
好，對不起，對不起

612
00:26:24,417 --> 00:26:26,917
好，你流了一點血

613
00:26:26,961 --> 00:26:29,301
沒什麼好擔心的

614
00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:30,922
我的大拇指好麻

615
00:26:31,299 --> 00:26:32,469
真的假的？

616
00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:35,085
好，好

617
00:26:40,182 --> 00:26:41,602
我等不及要約會了

618
00:26:41,684 --> 00:26:42,774
我也是

619
00:26:42,852 --> 00:26:43,852
喬爾

620
00:26:44,645 --> 00:26:45,805
繼續走，繼續走，快

621
00:26:45,896 --> 00:26:49,566
喬爾，你好

622
00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:52,400
雷克蔻，真巧

623
00:26:52,486 --> 00:26:54,316
世界怎麼這麼小，對吧？

624
00:26:54,697 --> 00:26:55,697
你好

625
00:26:55,781 --> 00:26:56,871
妳好

626
00:26:57,283 --> 00:26:58,333
妳好

627
00:26:58,409 --> 00:26:59,539
道格拉斯，很高興見到你

628
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:01,408
-哈莫妮，妳好
-妳好

629
00:27:01,495 --> 00:27:03,655
這是我的先生，道格拉斯

630
00:27:03,748 --> 00:27:05,708
-跟我們一起坐
-謝謝

631
00:27:05,791 --> 00:27:09,131
感謝你們，但今晚是我們的約會之夜

632
00:27:09,211 --> 00:27:10,421
我們也是

633
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,130
我工作好忙

634
00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:16,756
無法忍受讓哈莫妮獨自跟保姆一起

635
00:27:17,178 --> 00:27:18,548
當然，我真佩服你

636
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:19,677
好

637
00:27:19,764 --> 00:27:22,314
祝你們用餐愉快，三個都是

638
00:27:22,391 --> 00:27:23,601
回頭見

639
00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:25,234
-幸會
-祝愉快

640
00:27:28,105 --> 00:27:29,515
也太巧了吧？

641
00:27:31,984 --> 00:27:34,034
好，撐著點，你好乖

642
00:27:34,779 --> 00:27:36,449
快接電話

643
00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:38,239
快接電話

644
00:27:49,001 --> 00:27:51,631
搞什麼，沒關係，Ｂ計劃

645
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,090
對不起

646
00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:56,683
這不是你的錯

647
00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:59,103
可惡，好

648
00:28:10,773 --> 00:28:12,483
妳好，抱歉，妳嚇到我了

649
00:28:12,775 --> 00:28:15,645
別擔心，這是我妹妹家

650
00:28:16,695 --> 00:28:18,195
好，晚安

651
00:28:27,415 --> 00:28:28,575
可以這樣嗎？

652
00:28:28,666 --> 00:28:29,956
當然可以

653
00:28:43,764 --> 00:28:44,774
妳好

654
00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:47,140
快點接電話

655
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,266
別讓我失望

656
00:28:51,397 --> 00:28:54,727
沒有叫道格或小道，居然叫道格拉斯？

657
00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:56,150
他是符號學教授

658
00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:57,605
好

659
00:28:58,779 --> 00:29:00,239
她在喝馬賽魚湯，喬爾

660
00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:01,742
哪有小朋友會喝馬賽魚湯的？

661
00:29:01,824 --> 00:29:03,084
妳真狠

662
00:29:03,159 --> 00:29:05,619
沒有，悉德妮連我的乳酪通心粉都不吃

663
00:29:07,288 --> 00:29:08,498
克羅斯比？

664
00:29:10,249 --> 00:29:11,749
什麼醫院？

665
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,090
出生日期？

666
00:29:15,629 --> 00:29:16,919
五歲

667
00:29:17,923 --> 00:29:19,263
他五歲

668
00:29:19,967 --> 00:29:20,967
地址

669
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,473
-我的還是
-他的

670
00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:25,599
事情很複雜

671
00:29:25,681 --> 00:29:26,931
你好

672
00:29:27,099 --> 00:29:29,269
謝天謝地

673
00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:30,351
這是誰？

674
00:29:30,436 --> 00:29:31,896
這是賈巴爾

675
00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:38,192
我的兒子

676
00:29:46,410 --> 00:29:47,580
-妳好
-妳好

677
00:29:47,620 --> 00:29:50,250
妳忘了妳的生物課本

678
00:29:52,041 --> 00:29:54,961
我猜妳可能會需要

679
00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:56,955
天啊，妳真貼心，謝了

680
00:29:57,046 --> 00:29:58,876
有件事情很好笑

681
00:29:58,964 --> 00:30:02,094
我剛才瞬間以為妳是來監視我的

682
00:30:03,052 --> 00:30:05,302
八成是怕我會偷喝酒

683
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:06,974
妳又沒有證據

684
00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:08,969
妳對茱莉亞阿姨說謊

685
00:30:09,099 --> 00:30:12,479
妳說我因為無法當保姆很難過

686
00:30:12,770 --> 00:30:14,310
對，因為我知道妳很缺錢

687
00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:15,808
真的嗎？真的嗎？

688
00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:18,730
這跟妳想向茱莉亞阿姨證明自己無關嗎？

689
00:30:20,653 --> 00:30:21,743
什麼？

690
00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:25,994
好，夠了，下次別這樣利用我，好嗎？

691
00:30:26,492 --> 00:30:27,792
對不起

692
00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:32,286
對，她讓我有點沒安全感

693
00:30:32,373 --> 00:30:33,503
-有點？
-對，有點

694
00:30:33,582 --> 00:30:36,172
她讓我覺得自己是最糟糕的母親

695
00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:38,502
也是個很失敗的人，差不多是那樣

696
00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:47,219
悉德妮，想給莎拉阿姨看我們做的東西嗎？

697
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:49,270
好

698
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:51,138
妳看

699
00:30:51,267 --> 00:30:54,017
記得妳跟爸爸分開後

700
00:30:54,103 --> 00:30:55,813
我們一起住的那間汽車旅館嗎？

701
00:30:55,896 --> 00:30:58,686
我們當時沒錢、沒玩具，什麼都沒有

702
00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:02,360
不記得

703
00:31:02,903 --> 00:31:06,033
好，但我記得

704
00:31:10,452 --> 00:31:11,582
妳看

705
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,880
妳做了紙烏龜

706
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:26,390
安珀教我做的

707
00:31:30,598 --> 00:31:32,848
妳知道是誰教安珀怎麼做的嗎？

708
00:31:33,267 --> 00:31:34,557
她說是妳教的

709
00:31:37,563 --> 00:31:39,273
沒錯

710
00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:52,239
我調幾杯酒來喝如何？

711
00:31:52,369 --> 00:31:55,079
他們這裡有很上等的酒

712
00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:11,563
瞧，這是潤滑乳液

713
00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:14,387
它可以拯救被卡住的東西

714
00:32:14,642 --> 00:32:15,772
來

715
00:32:15,893 --> 00:32:17,733
你只要閉上眼睛

716
00:32:17,770 --> 00:32:19,610
好，深呼吸

717
00:32:20,814 --> 00:32:23,114
說出通關密語

718
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,650
滑呀滑出來

719
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,454
-滑呀滑出來
-滑呀滑出來

720
00:32:28,614 --> 00:32:30,494
-你看
-弄出來了

721
00:32:30,616 --> 00:32:31,526
成功了

722
00:32:31,617 --> 00:32:32,617
太棒了

723
00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:34,081
真的成功了

724
00:32:46,048 --> 00:32:47,128
嘿

725
00:32:48,008 --> 00:32:51,428
把哈蒂的窗戶釘起來會不會太過分？

726
00:32:51,804 --> 00:32:55,274
你該不會剛才在想這件事吧？

727
00:32:55,516 --> 00:32:57,846
沒有，當然沒有，別傻了

728
00:32:58,060 --> 00:32:59,650
-亞當
-我是突然想到的

729
00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:00,768
真的

730
00:33:00,854 --> 00:33:01,944
親愛的

731
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,115
他睡著了

732
00:33:20,999 --> 00:33:22,129
所以

733
00:33:24,962 --> 00:33:26,512
你確定他是你的兒子嗎？

734
00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:29,337
為什麼？因為他的手指被卡在罐頭裡？

735
00:33:30,843 --> 00:33:33,513
如果他是的話，你可是有義務的

736
00:33:33,595 --> 00:33:36,055
法律義務跟經濟義務

737
00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:38,231
你想過這些嗎？

738
00:33:38,934 --> 00:33:41,694
妳剛才在急診室好棒

739
00:33:41,729 --> 00:33:44,269
克羅斯比，此事非同小可

740
00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:47,693
我沒有在開玩笑，妳是很棒的母親

741
00:33:50,779 --> 00:33:51,859
真的嗎？

742
00:33:52,573 --> 00:33:54,533
對，百分之百

743
00:33:57,870 --> 00:34:01,710
謝謝，感謝你打給我

744
00:34:01,749 --> 00:34:04,379
我以為你會先打給亞當或莎拉

745
00:34:07,212 --> 00:34:08,922
那兩個廢物？拜託

746
00:34:39,912 --> 00:34:42,332
當我爸爸發現我跟誰交往

747
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:44,424
他差點心臟病發

748
00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:46,080
妳當時幾歲？

749
00:34:46,210 --> 00:34:49,670
16歲，崔佛登恩

750
00:34:50,923 --> 00:34:53,263
他戴貝殼項鍊，曬了一身古銅色

751
00:34:53,342 --> 00:34:56,602
但妳爸也把妳的窗戶釘起來嗎？

752
00:34:57,930 --> 00:35:00,430
親愛的，我爸跟妳爸差很多

753
00:35:01,016 --> 00:35:02,266
相信我

754
00:35:03,685 --> 00:35:06,725
重點是爸爸對女兒的交往對象

755
00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:08,772
會有一股原始驅動力

756
00:35:08,857 --> 00:35:11,107
大腦會不聽使喚，然後

757
00:35:11,235 --> 00:35:13,605
所以基本上爸爸無法控制自己

758
00:35:14,279 --> 00:35:16,779
對，就像妳一樣

759
00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:20,789
所以不管史蒂夫多好，爸爸都會討厭他？

760
00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:22,619
沒有，我沒有這麼說

761
00:35:22,704 --> 00:35:24,714
我覺得他最終會回心轉意

762
00:35:24,790 --> 00:35:26,380
若史蒂夫真像妳說的這麼好

763
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:27,958
-他真的很棒
-是嗎？

764
00:35:31,672 --> 00:35:32,672
那就好

765
00:35:33,173 --> 00:35:35,803
但妳必須答應我不再偷偷摸摸

766
00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:39,182
好，對不起

767
00:35:42,224 --> 00:35:43,734
爸爸到底有多生氣？

768
00:35:45,978 --> 00:35:49,438
親愛的，我覺得他其實是害怕

769
00:35:49,523 --> 00:35:50,773
害怕什麼？

770
00:35:52,776 --> 00:35:54,276
失去妳

771
00:36:16,717 --> 00:36:19,507
德魯，我要進來了

772
00:36:19,595 --> 00:36:21,095
不行，我還在裡面

773
00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:24,219
孩子，我要跟你談省水的事

774
00:36:26,351 --> 00:36:27,351
現在？我不

775
00:36:27,436 --> 00:36:30,556
你舅舅以前也有同樣問題

776
00:36:31,023 --> 00:36:32,653
亞當最嚴重

777
00:36:32,858 --> 00:36:34,398
他根本快破紀錄了

778
00:36:34,526 --> 00:36:35,896
我差點打給金氏世界紀錄的人

779
00:36:36,028 --> 00:36:38,028
可以不要現在談嗎？

780
00:36:38,071 --> 00:36:39,991
說到睪丸激素

781
00:36:40,032 --> 00:36:44,832
布雷弗曼可是很有天賦的，孩子

782
00:36:44,912 --> 00:36:46,582
-祖父
-驕傲

783
00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:49,672
你應該感到榮耀跟驕傲

784
00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:53,088
因為布雷弗曼家族的男人都性慾旺盛

785
00:36:54,504 --> 00:36:55,674
你知道那是什麼意思嗎？

786
00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:58,011
天啊，拜託不要現在說這個

787
00:36:58,050 --> 00:37:00,930
但就算是布雷弗曼的人，不對

788
00:37:01,386 --> 00:37:03,676
尤其是布雷弗曼的人

789
00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:06,732
也要學會控制這個天賦

790
00:37:06,850 --> 00:37:10,190
要懂得適可而止

791
00:37:10,228 --> 00:37:11,558
說真的

792
00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:15,070
老天爺，我也記得那種感覺

793
00:37:15,108 --> 00:37:17,738
我在曼谷休假的時候

794
00:37:18,362 --> 00:37:19,952
當時有點玩瘋了

795
00:37:22,115 --> 00:37:23,615
-你好
-結果如何？

796
00:37:23,742 --> 00:37:25,202
-非常成功
-很好

797
00:37:25,243 --> 00:37:26,623
這可要感謝你的幫忙

798
00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:28,455
很高興妳演出成功

799
00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:29,750
那這裡如何？

800
00:37:29,790 --> 00:37:30,920
他還在睡覺

801
00:37:31,041 --> 00:37:32,461
好

802
00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:38,972
他的大拇指怎麼了？

803
00:37:39,549 --> 00:37:41,259
只是釣魚受傷

804
00:38:02,614 --> 00:38:04,244
我還是妳全世界最愛的男人嗎？

805
00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:08,664
我要先把沙拉做完，寶貝

806
00:38:08,787 --> 00:38:10,287
我答應你媽媽的

807
00:38:10,414 --> 00:38:14,174
真的嗎？因為我還是有點難過

808
00:38:14,418 --> 00:38:16,128
好，夠了

809
00:38:16,795 --> 00:38:19,835
好吧，佑佑事件有什麼進展嗎？

810
00:38:22,634 --> 00:38:24,684
我要給你看個東西，過來

811
00:38:32,477 --> 00:38:34,597
他們這樣多久了？

812
00:38:34,688 --> 00:38:36,188
大約一小時

813
00:38:49,244 --> 00:38:50,584
你好

814
00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:57,209
別擔心，我什麼都不會說

815
00:38:57,919 --> 00:39:00,009
我不會說任何事情

816
00:39:01,548 --> 00:39:02,628
你保證？

817
00:39:02,716 --> 00:39:04,296
我保證

818
00:39:10,223 --> 00:39:12,143
我來，我來

819
00:39:17,064 --> 00:39:18,154
快點

820
00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:33,214
妳還叫我別找他說話

821
00:39:40,295 --> 00:39:42,205
該怎麼說，你最厲害了，老爸

822
00:39:42,798 --> 00:39:43,918
妳說什麼？

823
00:39:44,216 --> 00:39:46,426
悉德妮，妳看

824
00:39:48,095 --> 00:39:49,545
再來一次，祖父

825
00:39:49,638 --> 00:39:50,758
好

826
00:39:50,889 --> 00:39:51,889
悉德妮

827
00:39:51,973 --> 00:39:53,233
小心小心

828
00:40:56,121 --> 00:40:57,291
爸爸

829
00:40:58,039 --> 00:40:59,119
這是史蒂夫

830
00:41:10,427 --> 00:41:12,797
布雷弗曼先生，幸會

831
00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:20,981
怎樣？