1 00:00:00,966 --> 00:00:01,856 - I'M DOING THE RIGHT THING. 2 00:00:01,898 --> 00:00:03,448 RIGHT, ADAM, MOVING HOME? 3 00:00:03,486 --> 00:00:04,966 - LOOK, SARAH, YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING. 4 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:06,625 - I TOLD YOU WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. 5 00:00:06,661 --> 00:00:07,941 I'M OUT OF MONEY. 6 00:00:07,973 --> 00:00:08,913 - I WANT DADDY. 7 00:00:08,939 --> 00:00:11,389 - SHE OPENLY PREFERS JOEL, AND IT IS FINE. 8 00:00:11,425 --> 00:00:12,555 - SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU'LL HAVE A BABY 9 00:00:12,598 --> 00:00:13,908 WITH ME IN THREE YEARS? 10 00:00:13,944 --> 00:00:15,124 - YEAH. WHO'S THIS? 11 00:00:15,153 --> 00:00:17,883 - THAT'S JABBAR. HE WANTED TO MEET HIS DAD. 12 00:00:17,914 --> 00:00:19,234 - THEY WEREN'T OFFICIALLY BOOKED, 13 00:00:19,260 --> 00:00:20,640 SO IT'S NOT GONNA GO IN THEIR RECORDS. 14 00:00:20,675 --> 00:00:22,365 - IT WASN'T MY WEED. 15 00:00:22,401 --> 00:00:24,821 - SHE THINKS THAT HE MAY HAVE ASPERGER'S. 16 00:00:24,852 --> 00:00:25,822 - KRISTINA, I'VE SEEN AUTISTIC KIDS. 17 00:00:25,853 --> 00:00:27,413 THE LESSINGS' KID WITH THE HAND FLAPPING-- 18 00:00:27,441 --> 00:00:28,551 THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY SON. 19 00:00:28,580 --> 00:00:33,000 - TO DREW, AND AMBER, AND MY SHINING ANGEL, SARAH. 20 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:34,483 WELCOME HOME. - WELCOME HOME. 21 00:00:34,517 --> 00:00:36,137 - WELCOME HOME. - HEAR. HEAR. 22 00:00:37,209 --> 00:00:41,389 [soft thuds] 23 00:00:44,596 --> 00:00:45,976 [animal chirps] 24 00:00:46,011 --> 00:00:47,321 - HE'S BACK. 25 00:00:47,357 --> 00:00:49,667 [Talking Heads' Once In A Lifetime] 26 00:00:49,704 --> 00:00:51,534 ♪ 27 00:00:51,568 --> 00:00:55,808 - ♪ AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF LIVING IN A SHOTGUN SHACK ♪ 28 00:00:55,848 --> 00:01:00,088 ♪ AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF IN ANOTHER PART OF THE WORLD ♪ 29 00:01:00,129 --> 00:01:02,719 ♪ AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF BEHIND THE WHEEL ♪ 30 00:01:02,752 --> 00:01:05,382 ♪ OF A LARGE AUTOMOBILE [creaking] 31 00:01:05,410 --> 00:01:09,240 ♪ AND YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF IN A BEAUTIFUL HOUSE ♪ 32 00:01:09,276 --> 00:01:10,966 ♪ WITH A BEAUTIFUL WIFE 33 00:01:11,001 --> 00:01:15,901 ♪ AND YOU MAY ASK YOURSELF, "WELL, HOW DID I GET HERE?" ♪ 34 00:01:15,937 --> 00:01:19,147 ♪ LETTING THE DAYS GO BY [hisses] 35 00:01:19,182 --> 00:01:21,702 - AAAH! GAH! - ♪ LETTING THE DAYS GO BY 36 00:01:21,736 --> 00:01:23,696 ♪ WATER FLOWING UNDERGROUND [chirping] 37 00:01:23,738 --> 00:01:26,088 ♪ INTO THE BLUE AGAIN 38 00:01:26,120 --> 00:01:28,190 ♪ AFTER THE MONEY'S GONE 39 00:01:28,226 --> 00:01:29,776 ♪ ONCE IN A LIFETIME 40 00:01:29,813 --> 00:01:31,953 [opossum hisses] 41 00:01:31,988 --> 00:01:34,818 - SO YOUR MOM SAID YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR OLD MAN. 42 00:01:37,614 --> 00:01:38,934 YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S START WITH YOU. 43 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:41,310 ARE YOU MARRIED? - NO. 44 00:01:41,342 --> 00:01:43,972 - HMM. OKAY. YOU SEEING ANYONE? 45 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:47,040 - MM. MM-MMM. - HMM. KEEPING IT LOOSE. 46 00:01:47,072 --> 00:01:48,112 I GOT YOU. 47 00:01:48,142 --> 00:01:49,352 YOU KNOW, IF YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE 48 00:01:49,385 --> 00:01:51,415 MEETING LADIES, IT COULD BE YOUR CAR. 49 00:01:51,456 --> 00:01:54,736 WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU DRIVE? - I DON'T HAVE A CAR. 50 00:01:54,769 --> 00:01:57,699 - YOU DON'T--HMM. YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE, RIGHT? 51 00:01:57,738 --> 00:02:02,878 - LICENSE? - UM... 52 00:02:02,915 --> 00:02:06,295 THOSE WERE MY THREE KID JOKES. I'M ALL OUT OF MATERIAL. 53 00:02:06,333 --> 00:02:10,373 WELL, UM... OH, THERE'S MOM. 54 00:02:10,406 --> 00:02:14,786 HI, MOM. IT'S GOING GREAT. 55 00:02:14,824 --> 00:02:18,934 THIS IS FUN THOUGH. YOU LIKE PANCAKES? 56 00:02:18,966 --> 00:02:22,276 - NO. I LIKE WAFFLES BETTER. 57 00:02:22,314 --> 00:02:24,284 - OKAY, LET'S MOVE IT, PEOPLE. COME ON. 58 00:02:24,316 --> 00:02:26,076 I HAVE A MEETING. PLEASE. 59 00:02:26,111 --> 00:02:27,351 - DAD SAID HE COULD'VE TOOKEN ME. 60 00:02:27,388 --> 00:02:31,358 - OH, SWEETIE, I WANT TO DRIVE YOU, ALL RIGHT? 61 00:02:31,392 --> 00:02:34,332 WE'RE BONDING. WHAT THE FU--! 62 00:02:34,361 --> 00:02:37,051 - MOM! - FUDGE! FUDGE, SWEETIE. 63 00:02:37,087 --> 00:02:39,327 OH, MY GOSH. - COME ON, SWEETHEART. 64 00:02:39,366 --> 00:02:42,846 - OH, YEAH. PLEASE. BY ALL MEANS TAKE YOUR TIME. 65 00:02:42,886 --> 00:02:46,746 GO FOR IT. I ONLY HAVE A MEETING WITH A SUPREME COURT JUDGE SO... 66 00:02:46,787 --> 00:02:48,197 OH, YEAH, SURE. 67 00:02:48,237 --> 00:02:51,897 YEAH, MAKE SURE SHE HAS HER LUNCHBOX. GREAT. 68 00:02:51,930 --> 00:02:54,210 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 69 00:02:54,243 --> 00:02:55,693 NO. - MOMMY. 70 00:02:55,727 --> 00:02:57,727 - NO. - WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO? 71 00:02:57,763 --> 00:02:59,563 - SWEETIE, YOU CAN LEARN FROM THIS. 72 00:02:59,593 --> 00:03:02,043 THIS IS A BAD PERSON. - [sighs] 73 00:03:02,078 --> 00:03:03,038 - WE LIVE IN A NATION OF LAWS. 74 00:03:03,079 --> 00:03:05,009 AND WHEN SOMEONE DOESN'T FOLLOW THOSE LAWS, 75 00:03:05,046 --> 00:03:08,736 SOCIETY BREAKS DOWN. 76 00:03:08,774 --> 00:03:11,124 [honks horn] 77 00:03:11,156 --> 00:03:12,536 [laughs] 78 00:03:22,236 --> 00:03:25,756 - THIS IS SO GREAT. SO SPECIAL. 79 00:03:25,791 --> 00:03:29,491 IT'S YOUR FIRST DAY... IN THE NEW PLACE. 80 00:03:29,519 --> 00:03:33,489 AND IT'S JUST... GONNA BE... 81 00:03:33,523 --> 00:03:37,013 ALL BRAND-NEW AND DIFFERENT THAN THE... 82 00:03:37,044 --> 00:03:38,054 - MOM... - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 83 00:03:38,079 --> 00:03:39,909 - I DON'T KNOW. IT WAS SOMETHING I WAS TRYING. 84 00:03:39,943 --> 00:03:40,883 NO? - MM-MMM. 85 00:03:40,910 --> 00:03:44,640 - ALL RIGHT. GOOD-BYE. I LOVE YOU. OKAY. 86 00:03:44,672 --> 00:03:48,302 YOU CAN BE THE BEST! I BELIEVE IN YOU. 87 00:03:48,331 --> 00:03:49,991 JUST BE YOU! 88 00:03:53,888 --> 00:03:56,168 - ♪ MM-MMM 89 00:03:56,201 --> 00:03:58,621 ♪ 90 00:03:58,652 --> 00:04:01,522 ♪ WHEN WE WERE YOUNG, WE WERE SMALL ♪ 91 00:04:01,551 --> 00:04:04,691 ♪ BUT WE DIDN'T KNOW IT 92 00:04:04,727 --> 00:04:08,247 ♪ AHH AHH AHH 93 00:04:09,214 --> 00:04:11,874 ♪ WHEN YOU WERE HURT, YOU WOULD SMILE ♪ 94 00:04:11,906 --> 00:04:15,076 ♪ SO YOU DIDN'T SHOW IT ♪ 95 00:04:15,116 --> 00:04:18,286 ♪ AHH AHH AHH 96 00:04:19,293 --> 00:04:25,373 ♪ AND I-I-I-I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MINE ♪ 97 00:04:26,231 --> 00:04:28,891 ♪ 98 00:04:30,131 --> 00:04:33,341 ♪ CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MINE 99 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:37,860 ♪ CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MINE 100 00:04:40,901 --> 00:04:41,871 - LET'S GO. LET'S HIT IT. 101 00:04:41,902 --> 00:04:44,042 HEY, DID YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH? - HEY, MAX. 102 00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:45,726 - THINK HE DID. - MAX. 103 00:04:45,768 --> 00:04:48,048 MAX, WE HAD A DEAL, REMEMBER? - OKAY. OKAY. 104 00:04:48,080 --> 00:04:50,950 - REGULAR CLOTHES TO SCHOOL, BUT THE PIRATE COSTUME AT HOME. 105 00:04:50,980 --> 00:04:52,290 - I CHANGED MY MIND. - WELL, I DIDN'T, OKAY? 106 00:04:52,326 --> 00:04:53,906 SO I WANT YOU BACK INSI-- - MOM SAID. 107 00:04:53,948 --> 00:04:55,258 - HONEY, I'M SORRY. 108 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:56,535 - "MOM SAID." - WE DON'T HAVE TIME TO CHANGE. 109 00:04:56,572 --> 00:04:58,022 OKAY? I'M--HE WAS SAD. 110 00:04:58,056 --> 00:04:59,776 - WELL, HE CAN'T KEEP GOING TO SCHOOL LIKE THAT, OKAY? 111 00:04:59,816 --> 00:05:01,156 KIDS ARE GOING TO THINK HE'S A FREAK. 112 00:05:01,197 --> 00:05:02,267 HOW'S HE GONNA MAKE ANY FRIENDS? 113 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,822 NOW, I KNEW KIDS THAT LIKE WHEN I WAS AT SCHOOL. 114 00:05:03,855 --> 00:05:05,125 ONCE YOU'RE A FREAK, YOU'RE ALWAYS A FREAK. 115 00:05:05,166 --> 00:05:06,436 - I GET IT. BELIEVE ME. I KNOW. 116 00:05:06,478 --> 00:05:08,238 I DEAL WITH THIS EVERY SINGLE DAY, OKAY? 117 00:05:08,273 --> 00:05:09,863 I'VE TRIED BRIBING HIM, PLEADING WITH HIM, 118 00:05:09,895 --> 00:05:11,515 THE BUGS, BUYING HIM BUGS, AND COOKIES AND FOOD. 119 00:05:11,552 --> 00:05:12,932 - I'M SORRY. - OKAY. 120 00:05:12,967 --> 00:05:14,517 - OKAY? I JUST WANT TO GET HIM OUT OF THAT THING. 121 00:05:14,555 --> 00:05:16,275 THAT'S ALL. - I DO TOO. 122 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,896 - ALL RIGHT. I LOVE YOU. - I LOVE YOU TOO. 123 00:05:17,938 --> 00:05:20,218 OH, WAIT, HONEY, YOU KNOW, MAYBE THE LESSINGS-- 124 00:05:20,250 --> 00:05:21,110 THEY'LL HAVE SOME IDEAS. 125 00:05:21,148 --> 00:05:22,558 - OH, GOD. THE LESSINGS? IS THAT TONIGHT? 126 00:05:22,598 --> 00:05:23,838 - YEAH, IT'S TONIGHT. I TOLD YOU YESTERDAY. 127 00:05:23,875 --> 00:05:26,255 THEY'RE REALLY GOOD PEOPLE. THEY HAVE A SON WITH ASPERGER'S. 128 00:05:26,291 --> 00:05:28,261 - WELL, IT'S NOT DINNER, IS IT? - NO. 129 00:05:28,293 --> 00:05:29,263 - REMEMBER THAT TIME WE WENT OVER THERE 130 00:05:29,294 --> 00:05:30,434 AND THEY MADE DINNER? - YEAH. 131 00:05:30,468 --> 00:05:32,118 - THEY DIDN'T PREHEAT THE OVEN UNTIL WE'D BEEN THERE 132 00:05:32,159 --> 00:05:33,919 FOR THREE AND A HALF HOURS-- IT WAS UNCONSCIONABLE. 133 00:05:33,954 --> 00:05:35,094 I FELT LIKE I WAS BEING HELD CAPTIVE. 134 00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:36,367 I CAN'T GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN. - HONEY, SAY GOOD-BYE. 135 00:05:36,405 --> 00:05:38,435 - GOOD-BYE. - TO YOUR SON. 136 00:05:38,476 --> 00:05:41,576 - I KNOW. GOOD-BYE, BUDDY. I LOVE YOU. 137 00:05:41,617 --> 00:05:43,517 I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, BABE. SEE YOU. 138 00:05:43,550 --> 00:05:44,790 - I LOVE YOU TOO. 139 00:05:44,827 --> 00:05:46,617 - HEY, YOU KNOW, WE DON'T EVEN KNOW FOR SURE 140 00:05:46,656 --> 00:05:47,966 THAT HE HAS ASPERGER'S. 141 00:05:48,002 --> 00:05:50,282 - I KNOW. - HE'S NOT THE LESSING KID. 142 00:05:50,315 --> 00:05:52,075 - I KNOW. 143 00:05:58,081 --> 00:06:00,261 - THAT WAS TERRIFIC. 144 00:06:00,290 --> 00:06:04,470 - [clears throat] SO... 145 00:06:04,502 --> 00:06:05,612 IT'S BEEN A WHILE, CROSBY. 146 00:06:05,641 --> 00:06:09,301 - YEAH. LIKE, UH, FIVE YEARS AND NINE MONTHS A WHILE. 147 00:06:09,334 --> 00:06:11,544 - I GUESS. 148 00:06:11,578 --> 00:06:15,508 - HEY, I-I HATE TO ASK YOU THIS, BUT, UM, YOU'RE SURE 149 00:06:15,547 --> 00:06:18,167 THAT HE'S MINE, YEAH? 150 00:06:18,205 --> 00:06:21,445 - YEAH. I'M--I'M PRETTY SURE. 151 00:06:21,484 --> 00:06:24,004 - YOU DIDN'T HAVE, LIKE, RELATIONS WITH ANYONE ELSE 152 00:06:24,038 --> 00:06:25,068 DURING THAT SAME PERIOD? 153 00:06:25,108 --> 00:06:27,038 - HE'S YOURS. - OKAY. 154 00:06:27,076 --> 00:06:28,726 WELL, HEY, IF YOU GUYS ARE IN TOWN AGAIN, 155 00:06:28,767 --> 00:06:30,457 YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD DO THIS AGAIN. 156 00:06:30,493 --> 00:06:31,983 - WELL, UM... [clears throat] 157 00:06:32,012 --> 00:06:35,222 ACTUALLY, WE MOVED BACK. 158 00:06:35,256 --> 00:06:36,906 - YOU--REALLY? - YEAH. 159 00:06:36,948 --> 00:06:38,358 - REALLY? - YEAH. 160 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,358 - 'CAUSE IN YOUR EMAIL, 161 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:42,299 YOU SAID THAT YOU WERE JUST COMING TO TOWN, 162 00:06:42,332 --> 00:06:44,962 NOT THAT YOU HAD MOVED BACK... 163 00:06:44,990 --> 00:06:48,100 WITH MY KID. 164 00:06:48,131 --> 00:06:51,171 - MAYBE YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT I CALLED YOU... 165 00:06:51,203 --> 00:06:54,763 MANY TIMES. 166 00:06:55,794 --> 00:06:58,524 CROSBY, JABBAR IS STARTING TO GET TO THAT AGE 167 00:06:58,556 --> 00:07:00,516 WHERE HE'S ASKING ABOUT HIS DAD. 168 00:07:00,558 --> 00:07:02,008 I WOULD LOVE IT 169 00:07:02,042 --> 00:07:05,702 IF THE TWO OF YOU DEVELOPED A RELATIONSHIP. 170 00:07:07,703 --> 00:07:10,153 - OKAY. YEAH. - YEAH? 171 00:07:10,188 --> 00:07:11,358 - YEAH. ABSOLUTELY. 172 00:07:11,396 --> 00:07:13,116 - MAYBE YOU GUYS CAN GET TOGETHER 173 00:07:13,156 --> 00:07:14,296 AN AFTERNOON THIS WEEKEND. 174 00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:15,160 - THIS WEEKEND. - YEAH. 175 00:07:15,193 --> 00:07:16,823 - THE ONE COMING UP THIS WEEKEND? 176 00:07:16,850 --> 00:07:20,160 - YEAH, THAT ONE. - YEAH. UM... 177 00:07:20,198 --> 00:07:21,338 MAN, THAT SOUNDS REALLY GOOD. 178 00:07:21,371 --> 00:07:24,931 BUT, UM, I'M ACTUALLY GOING OUT OF TOWN THIS WEEKEND. 179 00:07:24,961 --> 00:07:26,721 - OH. 180 00:07:39,666 --> 00:07:42,496 - WHAT? - NOTHING. 181 00:07:47,018 --> 00:07:48,428 HMM. - DAD! 182 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:49,678 - WELL, HONEY, I MEAN, 183 00:07:49,710 --> 00:07:51,330 YOU DIDN'T MOVE ALL THE WAY BACK TO BERKELEY 184 00:07:51,367 --> 00:07:52,987 TO SERVE UP A BUNCH OF WHISKEY SOURS 185 00:07:53,024 --> 00:07:54,094 TO ALCOHOLICS. 186 00:07:54,128 --> 00:07:56,228 YOU SHOULD BE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT EQUATION. 187 00:07:56,268 --> 00:07:58,478 - OKAY. I SHOULD-- I SHOULD BE AN ALCOHOLIC? 188 00:07:58,512 --> 00:07:59,512 - NO. - NO. 189 00:07:59,548 --> 00:08:02,718 - YOU SHOULD BE AN EXECUTIVE. - COME ON, ZEEK. 190 00:08:02,758 --> 00:08:06,238 LEAVE HER ALONE. SHE LOVES BARTENDING. 191 00:08:06,278 --> 00:08:08,798 RIGHT, SWEETIE? - YES, MOTHER, IT COMPLETES ME. 192 00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:11,083 - WELL, NEVER MIND. YOU RAISED TWO KIDS ON IT. 193 00:08:11,111 --> 00:08:12,491 IT'S A GOOD LIVING. 194 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:14,976 - YOU SHOULD BE IN ADVERTISING AND PR. 195 00:08:15,011 --> 00:08:15,911 I MEAN, COME ON. 196 00:08:15,943 --> 00:08:17,323 YOU DID ALL OF THE MARKETING AND DESIGN 197 00:08:17,358 --> 00:08:19,638 FOR YOUR EX-HUSBAND'S BAND. 198 00:08:19,671 --> 00:08:21,431 IF HE HADN'T THROWN HIS CAREER IN THE TOILET-- 199 00:08:21,466 --> 00:08:23,356 - ZEEK, COME ON. LEAVE HER ALONE. 200 00:08:23,399 --> 00:08:25,299 SARAH KNOWS WHAT SHE'S CAPABLE OF. 201 00:08:25,332 --> 00:08:29,232 - WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? - UM, THAT YOU KNOW YOURSELF. 202 00:08:29,267 --> 00:08:31,787 - AND MY LIMITS? - I MEANT IT IN A GOOD WAY. 203 00:08:31,821 --> 00:08:33,271 - LET ME TELL THE TWO OF YOU SOMETHING. 204 00:08:33,305 --> 00:08:35,515 IT'S NOT TOO LATE TO LEARN SOME PARENTING SKILLS, OKAY? 205 00:08:35,549 --> 00:08:36,789 BOTH OF YOU. - [laughs] 206 00:08:36,826 --> 00:08:38,136 - YOU CAN TAKE A CLASS OR READ A BOOK. 207 00:08:38,172 --> 00:08:39,932 - WELL, HERE'S SOME-- NO, THIS IS A GOOD ONE. 208 00:08:39,967 --> 00:08:43,107 ASSISTANT TO CREATIVE EXECUTIVE AT PANTHEON DESIGN. 209 00:08:43,143 --> 00:08:46,043 SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS THE AD INDUSTRY. SELF-STARTER. 210 00:08:46,077 --> 00:08:48,217 I MEAN, THAT HAS GOT SARAH BRAVERMAN 211 00:08:48,251 --> 00:08:49,391 WRITTEN ALL OVER IT. 212 00:08:49,425 --> 00:08:50,385 GET ON THAT. 213 00:08:50,426 --> 00:08:52,116 - DAD, I'M PRETTY SURE THEY'RE NOT LOOKING 214 00:08:52,152 --> 00:08:54,022 FOR A 38-YEAR-OLD SINGLE MOM WHO'S BEEN A BARTENDER 215 00:08:54,050 --> 00:08:55,190 FOR 10 YEARS. 216 00:08:55,224 --> 00:08:57,234 - THEY'RE LOOKING FOR A BRILLIANT DESIGNER CHEAP. 217 00:08:57,260 --> 00:08:58,500 THAT'S YOU. 218 00:08:58,538 --> 00:09:00,158 - I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH YOU STANDING THERE. 219 00:09:00,194 --> 00:09:01,714 - WHY NOT? - BECAUSE YOU'RE HOVERING. 220 00:09:01,748 --> 00:09:04,158 - I'M NOT HOVERING. - YEAH. YOU--YOU HOVER. 221 00:09:04,198 --> 00:09:05,988 - I DON'T HOVER. THIS IS NOT HOVERING. 222 00:09:06,028 --> 00:09:08,338 I'M WAY OVER-- THIS IS HOVERING, LIKE THIS. 223 00:09:08,375 --> 00:09:09,855 [whispers] GET GOING NOW. 224 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:27,050 - I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THIS. - 'SCUSE ME. 225 00:09:27,083 --> 00:09:31,093 [indistinct chatter] 226 00:09:33,918 --> 00:09:38,538 - HEY. ARE YOU NEW? - UM, YEAH. 227 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:42,718 I JUST MOVED TO TOWN. - AMBER HOLT? 228 00:09:42,754 --> 00:09:45,864 - YEAH. - I'M PRINCIPAL GOMEZ. 229 00:09:45,895 --> 00:09:47,545 - UM... 230 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:51,037 - CAN WE STEP OUTSIDE FOR A SECOND? 231 00:09:58,459 --> 00:09:59,559 WE'VE REVIEWED YOUR TRANSFER FILES 232 00:09:59,599 --> 00:10:01,149 FROM YOUR PREVIOUS SCHOOL IN FRESNO, 233 00:10:01,186 --> 00:10:02,766 WHICH INDICATE YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CREDITS 234 00:10:02,809 --> 00:10:04,429 TO QUALIFY AS A JUNIOR. 235 00:10:04,465 --> 00:10:05,535 - WHAT? 236 00:10:05,570 --> 00:10:07,020 - WE THINK YOU'LL BE MORE SUCCESSFUL 237 00:10:07,054 --> 00:10:08,784 STARTING HERE AT ROOSEVELT AS A SOPHOMORE. 238 00:10:08,815 --> 00:10:11,705 - YOU'RE-- YOU'RE HOLDING ME BACK? 239 00:10:11,749 --> 00:10:13,339 - WELL, I WOULDN'T LOOK AT IT LIKE THAT. 240 00:10:13,371 --> 00:10:16,481 - NO. NO. I'M SORRY. THERE'S--THERE'S NO WAY. 241 00:10:16,512 --> 00:10:17,512 ABSOLUTELY NOT. 242 00:10:17,547 --> 00:10:20,757 I'M NOT GONNA SPEND ANOTHER YEAR OF MY LIFE HERE. 243 00:10:20,792 --> 00:10:23,422 I CAN'T BE OLDER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE. 244 00:10:23,450 --> 00:10:26,280 LOOK, PLEASE. PLEASE JUST-- JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE. 245 00:10:26,315 --> 00:10:27,515 - I'M REALLY SORRY, AMBER. 246 00:10:27,557 --> 00:10:31,797 THERE'S REALLY NO OTHER CHOICE HERE. 247 00:11:03,732 --> 00:11:06,602 - HEY, SON. - DAD. 248 00:11:06,631 --> 00:11:09,251 - BAD TIME? - NEVER. 249 00:11:09,289 --> 00:11:13,909 - GREAT. SO HOW'S THE BIG RE-ORG COMING? 250 00:11:13,949 --> 00:11:15,919 - WELL, DAD, THEY DON'T CALL IT A RE-ORG. 251 00:11:15,951 --> 00:11:17,261 THE COMPANY'S EXPANDING. 252 00:11:17,297 --> 00:11:19,017 WHAT DO YOU NEED? DO YOU NEED SOME NEW SNEAKERS? 253 00:11:19,057 --> 00:11:20,607 - NO. I JUST CAME HERE TO VISIT MY SON 254 00:11:20,645 --> 00:11:22,955 FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO VISIT MY SON. 255 00:11:22,992 --> 00:11:24,372 YOU GOT THESE IN A 12? 256 00:11:24,407 --> 00:11:25,647 - I WILL CALL THE WAREHOUSE. 257 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,575 - YOU REMEMBER, UH, THE WORK THAT, UH, YOUR SISTER SARAH DID 258 00:11:28,618 --> 00:11:30,098 FOR HER EX-HUSBAND SETH'S ROCK BAND? 259 00:11:30,137 --> 00:11:32,167 MAN, I HATED THAT GUY. DID YOU LIKE HIM? 260 00:11:32,208 --> 00:11:33,588 - WELL, THAT-- THAT WAS A WHILE AGO. 261 00:11:33,623 --> 00:11:35,113 - WELL, SHE DID ALL THE CD COVERS, ADAM. 262 00:11:35,142 --> 00:11:36,902 ALL THE POSTERS FOR THE CONCERTS. 263 00:11:36,937 --> 00:11:39,487 REMEMBER THE ONE SHE DID WITH THE DOVES AND THE STARS? 264 00:11:39,526 --> 00:11:40,976 THAT WAS DYNAMITE. - YEAH. YEAH. 265 00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:42,910 - BETTER THAN GOOD. - UH-HUH. 266 00:11:42,943 --> 00:11:46,433 - ANYWAY, SHE AND I WERE ON THIS, UH, 267 00:11:46,464 --> 00:11:47,574 CHUCK'S LIST THE OTHER DAY. 268 00:11:47,603 --> 00:11:48,543 - CRAIGSLIST. - YEAH. 269 00:11:48,569 --> 00:11:49,849 SO WE SAW THIS THING 270 00:11:49,881 --> 00:11:52,441 ON A PANTHEON DESIGN WEBSITE THINGY. 271 00:11:52,470 --> 00:11:56,270 AND I REMEMBERED THAT THEY DID SOME WORK FOR YOU ONCE, RIGHT? 272 00:11:56,301 --> 00:11:57,681 - UH-HUH. - YEAH. 273 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:58,677 THE FELLA'S NAME IS EDWIN CHUNG. 274 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,098 YOU KNOW HIM? - NO. 275 00:12:00,133 --> 00:12:02,103 - I RECKON HE'S A CHINESE FELLA. - I DON'T KNOW HIM. 276 00:12:02,135 --> 00:12:04,475 - WHAT WOULD BE GREAT IS IF YOU'D CALL HIM 277 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:06,516 ON YOUR SISTER'S BEHALF-- YOUR NEW FRIEND EDWIN-- 278 00:12:06,553 --> 00:12:07,353 AND, YOU KNOW... 279 00:12:07,381 --> 00:12:08,661 - DAD, PANTHEON IS A HUGE HOUSE. 280 00:12:08,693 --> 00:12:10,183 PEOPLE ARE DYING TO WORK THERE. 281 00:12:10,212 --> 00:12:12,252 LOOK, SARAH'S BEEN WORKING IN A BAR THE LAST 15 YEARS. 282 00:12:12,283 --> 00:12:14,603 - COME ON, ADAM. SHE'S YOUR SISTER. 283 00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:16,490 I MEAN, CALL, HUH? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 284 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:19,598 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT. I'LL CALL HIM. 285 00:12:19,635 --> 00:12:22,735 - GOOD. - ANYTHING ELSE? 286 00:12:22,776 --> 00:12:24,706 - HOW'S MY GRANDSON DOING? WHAT'S THE PLAN? 287 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,684 - I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T KNOW. 288 00:12:26,711 --> 00:12:31,371 - BUT, SONNY, YOU GOT TO HAVE A PLAN, KID. 289 00:12:31,405 --> 00:12:32,475 YOU CAN DO IT. - YEAH. 290 00:12:32,510 --> 00:12:34,790 - IT'S JUST A PLAN. HEY, LET'S GET SOME SHOES. 291 00:12:34,823 --> 00:12:36,033 - LET'S GET SOME SHOES. 292 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:42,351 - HEY, JOEL, DID YOU, UM, PREHEAT THE OVEN? 293 00:12:42,382 --> 00:12:45,142 'CAUSE WE HAVE TO MAKE COOKIES FOR THE FUNDRAISER. 294 00:12:45,178 --> 00:12:49,038 SYDNEY? 295 00:12:49,078 --> 00:12:52,078 HELLO. - WHY, YOU MUST BE JULIA. 296 00:12:52,116 --> 00:12:54,566 - YOU'RE HERE! - I LIVE HERE. 297 00:12:54,601 --> 00:12:55,501 - THIS IS RACQUEL. - HI. 298 00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:56,533 - HI. 299 00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,288 - RACQUEL IS CO-CHAIRING THE FUNDRAISER WITH ME. 300 00:12:58,329 --> 00:13:00,949 WE'RE, UH, WE'RE, UH, WRAPPING AND WE'RE BAKING. 301 00:13:00,987 --> 00:13:02,507 - YEAH, WELL, THE SCHOOL NEEDS MONEY. 302 00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:04,510 AND YOU KNOW WHAT GETS HIT FIRST IS THE ARTS. 303 00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:06,752 I MEAN, YOU KNOW THAT THE FOURTH AND FIFTH GRADE ORCHESTRA 304 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,676 PROGRAM IS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG. 305 00:13:08,718 --> 00:13:09,858 - WOW. 306 00:13:09,892 --> 00:13:12,212 - OH, THE PRESERVATIVES IN THOSE THINGS ARE TERRIBLE. 307 00:13:12,239 --> 00:13:16,449 - OH. YEAH. NO, UH, NORMALLY, I BAKE THEM FROM SCRATCH. 308 00:13:16,485 --> 00:13:18,415 - OH, YEAH. WE DO A TON OF BAKING AROUND HERE. 309 00:13:18,452 --> 00:13:21,592 - WE HAD A MOST AMAZING TIME MAKING COOKIES, 310 00:13:21,628 --> 00:13:22,588 DIDN'T WE, GIRLS? 311 00:13:22,629 --> 00:13:24,699 - OH, YEAH! - MM-HMM. 312 00:13:24,734 --> 00:13:25,744 - HI. - HI. 313 00:13:25,770 --> 00:13:29,050 - OH, HEY, JOELSKIES TELLS ME YOU'RE A LAWYER. 314 00:13:29,084 --> 00:13:31,984 - "JOELSKIES" IS CORRECT. YEAH, I AM. 315 00:13:32,018 --> 00:13:33,708 - THAT'S GREAT. - THANKS. 316 00:13:33,743 --> 00:13:34,953 - THERE'S A DAD IN MRS. ABRAMAR'S CLASS 317 00:13:34,986 --> 00:13:36,126 WHO'S A LAWYER. 318 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:38,680 HE SOLD 20 BOOKS OF RAFFLE TICKETS IN ONE AFTERNOON. 319 00:13:38,714 --> 00:13:41,544 HERE. I'M GONNA GIVE YOU TEN, YOU KNOW, JUST TO START OUT. 320 00:13:41,579 --> 00:13:43,199 - YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA SAY HI TO MY DAUGHTER. 321 00:13:43,236 --> 00:13:45,196 - OH, NO. YOU KNOW WHAT, WE'RE GOING. NO, COME ON. 322 00:13:45,238 --> 00:13:46,648 HARMONY, HONEY, WE'RE GOING. 323 00:13:46,687 --> 00:13:47,927 WE'RE GONNA LET SYDNEY SEE HER MOMMY. 324 00:13:47,965 --> 00:13:49,375 SHE HARDLY EVER GETS TO SEE HER. 325 00:13:49,414 --> 00:13:50,934 DON'T FORGET YOUR WORRY BEADS, SWEETHEART. 326 00:13:50,968 --> 00:13:53,628 WE'RE BUDDHISTS. 327 00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:55,590 HERE YOU GO. OKAY, WE'RE GOING. 328 00:13:55,627 --> 00:13:56,767 JOEL. - HEY. 329 00:13:56,801 --> 00:14:00,601 OH. YOU ARE SO AMAZING. - OH. ALL RIGHTY. 330 00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:03,152 - AND SYDNEY, SWEETHEART, I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 331 00:14:03,187 --> 00:14:05,567 WO AI NI. - WO YE AI NI. 332 00:14:05,603 --> 00:14:08,813 - OH. I JUST SAID "I LOVE YOU" TO HER IN MANDARIN 333 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,878 AND SHE SAID "I LOVE YOU TOO." 334 00:14:10,919 --> 00:14:13,679 OH. I COULD EAT YOU UP. 335 00:14:13,714 --> 00:14:15,414 - ALL RIGHTY, GIRLS. - OKAY, BYE. 336 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:16,790 - BYE. - BYE-BYE. 337 00:14:16,821 --> 00:14:18,651 - SEE YOU, GIRLS. - BYE. 338 00:14:18,685 --> 00:14:19,545 - HEY. - HI. 339 00:14:19,582 --> 00:14:21,862 - YOUR LIFE IS ABOUT TO CHANGE FOREVER. 340 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,585 - IT'S ALL ABOUT ACCEPTING, NOT RESISTING. 341 00:14:23,621 --> 00:14:25,491 - IF YOU PUT IN THE WORK, THEY'LL DO GREAT. 342 00:14:25,519 --> 00:14:29,279 - NOEL IS DOING FANTASTIC. - WELL, MAX HASN'T-- 343 00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:31,966 HASN'T EVEN BEEN DIAGNOSED YET SO WE'RE--WE'RE NOT EVEN SURE 344 00:14:32,009 --> 00:14:33,289 IF HE HAS ASPERGER'S. 345 00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,010 - RAH! - WELL, DENIAL'S VERY COMMON. 346 00:14:35,046 --> 00:14:36,666 SO WHAT HAVE YOU GUYS DONE SO FAR? 347 00:14:36,703 --> 00:14:37,983 HAVE YOU CHANGED MAX'S DIET YET? 348 00:14:38,015 --> 00:14:40,635 - UM... - WE NEED TO CHANGE HIS DIET? 349 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:41,952 - OH, GOD, YES. GLUTEN-FREE. 350 00:14:41,984 --> 00:14:43,784 NO WHEAT. NO SUGAR. NO CHEMICALS. 351 00:14:43,813 --> 00:14:44,853 - CASEIN-FREE TOO. - WHAT'S CASEIN? 352 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:45,894 - I DON'T KNOW. 353 00:14:45,919 --> 00:14:47,199 - WE HAVE A NUTRITIONIST THAT YOU ARE GONNA LOVE. 354 00:14:47,231 --> 00:14:48,651 PHILLY, GET THE CARDS. - OKAY. 355 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:50,890 - GOOD. YOU'RE ALSO GOING TO NEED AN O.T. AND A P.T. 356 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:52,724 - A P.T.? I DON'T KNOW WHAT A P.T. IS. 357 00:14:52,753 --> 00:14:54,693 - A P.T.'S A PHYSICAL THERAPIST. 358 00:14:54,721 --> 00:14:55,651 - THERE YOU GO. - THANK YOU, LOVER. 359 00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:57,997 COLORED INDEX CARDS. THEY'RE A LIFESAVER. 360 00:14:58,035 --> 00:14:59,415 - THERE IS SO MUCH TO KEEP TRACK OF. 361 00:14:59,450 --> 00:15:01,760 - AH! OUR ENTIRE LIVES ARE ON THESE CARDS. 362 00:15:01,797 --> 00:15:03,897 RED IS DIET. YELLOW IS THERAPIES. 363 00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:06,007 GREEN IS MEDS. BLUE IS AIDES AND RESPITE. 364 00:15:06,043 --> 00:15:08,703 - DON'T FORGET ABOUT PINK. - OH, MY GOD. PINK. 365 00:15:08,735 --> 00:15:09,765 PINK IS OUR SEX LIFE. 366 00:15:09,805 --> 00:15:10,835 IF WE DIDN'T HAVE A CARD FOR IT, 367 00:15:10,875 --> 00:15:11,875 IT WOULD GO STRAIGHT INTO THE CRAPPER 368 00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:13,151 WITH EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON. 369 00:15:13,188 --> 00:15:14,288 - HEY, ISN'T IT TUESDAY? 370 00:15:14,327 --> 00:15:15,877 - [laughs] OH, MY GOD. HE'S AN ANIMAL. 371 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,045 UM, EVENTUALLY-- EVENTUALLY, 372 00:15:17,088 --> 00:15:18,428 YOU'RE GOING TO NEED AN IN-HOUSE AIDE. 373 00:15:18,469 --> 00:15:19,439 - OH, AND A BEHAVIORIST. 374 00:15:19,470 --> 00:15:20,820 - I DON'T-- WHAT'S A BEHAVIORIST? 375 00:15:20,850 --> 00:15:22,340 I'VE NEVER-- - A BEHAVIORAL THERAPIST. 376 00:15:22,369 --> 00:15:24,989 A GREAT BEHAVIORAL THERAPIST WILL CHANGE MAX'S LIFE. 377 00:15:25,027 --> 00:15:27,167 - OH, THEY SAY DR. PELIKAN IS THE BEST. 378 00:15:27,202 --> 00:15:29,272 A MIRACLE WORKER. - A BEHAVIORIST? 379 00:15:29,307 --> 00:15:30,267 - MM-HMM. 380 00:15:30,308 --> 00:15:31,898 - SO, UH, HE WORKS AT CHANGING BEHAVIOR. 381 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,141 THAT COULD BE GOOD. 382 00:15:33,173 --> 00:15:34,243 THAT COULD HELP MAX 383 00:15:34,278 --> 00:15:35,688 MAYBE GET OUT OF HIS PIRATE COSTUME. 384 00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:36,937 - FORGET ABOUT PELIKAN. - WHY? 385 00:15:36,970 --> 00:15:38,830 - BECAUSE NO ONE GETS IN TO SEE PELIKAN. 386 00:15:38,868 --> 00:15:40,038 HE'S AN ELUSIVE ASS. 387 00:15:40,077 --> 00:15:42,037 HE'S LIKE THE BOB DYLAN OF AUTISM. 388 00:15:42,079 --> 00:15:43,599 - YOU KNOW WHAT, I WANT TO GIVE THIS A SHOT. 389 00:15:43,632 --> 00:15:46,532 I-I MAY HAVE SOME CONNECTIONS. SO HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT? 390 00:15:46,566 --> 00:15:48,216 P-E-L? - PELIKAN. 391 00:15:48,257 --> 00:15:51,397 both: LIKE THE BIRD. BUT WITH A "K". 392 00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:52,883 - WE MADE DINNER. STAY FOR DINNER. 393 00:15:52,917 --> 00:15:54,187 - STAY FOR DINNER. WE ALREADY MADE-- 394 00:15:54,229 --> 00:15:55,299 WELL, WE DIDN'T MAKE IT. 395 00:15:55,333 --> 00:15:56,713 - OH, NO, NO. REALLY, WE HAVE TO-- 396 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,438 - I GOT TO PREHEAT THE OVEN. - IT'S GLUTEN-FREE PASTA. 397 00:15:58,474 --> 00:15:59,994 IT'S REALLY GOOD. - IT'S ACTUALLY GOOD. 398 00:16:00,028 --> 00:16:01,618 YOU SHOULD GET USED TO IT. - NO, NO, NO. 399 00:16:01,650 --> 00:16:03,200 - NONSENSE. YOU'RE PART OF THE FAMILY NOW. 400 00:16:03,238 --> 00:16:04,478 WE'RE SO-- - WELCOME. 401 00:16:04,515 --> 00:16:06,275 - WELCOME. - WELCOME TO THE FAMILY. 402 00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:08,930 - WE'RE HAPPY TO HAVE YOU. SIT DOWN. 403 00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,998 [loud guitar strumming] 404 00:16:14,214 --> 00:16:16,704 [rock music playing] 405 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:20,077 - [snaps photo] OKAY. I SENT IT. 406 00:16:20,117 --> 00:16:21,567 CAN YOU BELIEVE I GOT AN INTERVIEW? 407 00:16:21,601 --> 00:16:23,781 - THAT'S FANTASTIC. I GOT YOUR EMAIL. 408 00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:26,640 - OH. AND? 409 00:16:26,675 --> 00:16:27,745 - IT'S A LITTLE... 410 00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,229 - I THOUGHT--I THOUGHT I WAS BEING HOT CORPORATE. 411 00:16:29,264 --> 00:16:31,444 WHAT--WHAT-- WHAT DO THEY WANT? 412 00:16:31,473 --> 00:16:34,173 - YOU NEED TO GO IN THERE AND SAY "HERE I AM. 413 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,790 I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT COULD DO THIS JOB." 414 00:16:35,822 --> 00:16:36,752 - WELL, THAT'S A LIE. 415 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:37,338 EVERYONE ELSE COULD DO THIS JOB BUT ME. 416 00:16:37,375 --> 00:16:38,405 I'M NOT EVEN QUALIFIED. 417 00:16:38,445 --> 00:16:39,375 - WELL, THAT'S PROBABLY NOT THE BEST ATTITUDE. 418 00:16:39,412 --> 00:16:42,352 YOU NEED TO SPIN A LITTLE. - I CAN'T SPIN. 419 00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:44,970 I LOST MY SPIN. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPIN. 420 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,214 - GREAT, THANKS. - MAY I SPIN? 421 00:16:46,246 --> 00:16:47,386 - PLEASE. - YOU'RE A GREAT ARTIST. 422 00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:49,390 YOU'VE BEEN UNAVAILABLE FOR A WHILE SO YOU'RE A FIND. 423 00:16:49,422 --> 00:16:50,562 YOU'VE BEEN DOING OTHER THINGS. 424 00:16:50,595 --> 00:16:52,005 - CHECKING MY EX-HUSBAND INTO REHAB. 425 00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,355 - NOW YOU'RE BACK IN THE EAST BAY 426 00:16:53,391 --> 00:16:54,741 AND YOU'RE READY TO PICK UP WHERE YOU LEFT OFF. 427 00:16:54,772 --> 00:16:56,642 - TO MOVE IN WITH MY PARENTS AT AN INAPPROPRIATE AGE. 428 00:16:56,670 --> 00:16:57,910 - YOU'RE NOT HELPING. 429 00:16:57,947 --> 00:17:00,227 - I JUST CAN'T SEE REALLY GETTING THIS JOB. 430 00:17:00,260 --> 00:17:01,950 - THEY CALLED YOU, DIDN'T THEY? 431 00:17:01,986 --> 00:17:03,366 - I KNOW. THAT'S THE AMAZING THING. 432 00:17:03,401 --> 00:17:05,471 ALL I DID WAS SEND MY WORK, AND THEY CALLED. 433 00:17:05,507 --> 00:17:07,647 - WELL, THAT'S BECAUSE THEY SEE YOUR TALENT. 434 00:17:07,681 --> 00:17:08,611 THAT'S STEP ONE. 435 00:17:08,648 --> 00:17:10,438 STEP TWO IS YOU LOOK THIS GUY IN THE EYE 436 00:17:10,477 --> 00:17:13,377 AND YOU SAY, "I AM GOING TO BLOW YOUR FREAKIN' MIND." 437 00:17:13,411 --> 00:17:17,041 - [laughs] IT SOUNDS GOOD WHEN YOU SAY IT. 438 00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:19,040 DID YOU GET THAT ONE? 439 00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:20,832 - I THINK WE'RE IN THE WRONG STORE. 440 00:17:20,867 --> 00:17:24,907 - OH. CRAP. 441 00:17:24,940 --> 00:17:28,670 - WHAT DO YOU THINK? 442 00:17:28,702 --> 00:17:30,462 OKAY, YOU DON'T LIKE IT. I HAVE OTHERS. 443 00:17:30,497 --> 00:17:32,467 LET ME TRY THEM ON. - NO, NO, NO. KATIE. KATIE. 444 00:17:32,499 --> 00:17:34,709 LISTEN, UM... 445 00:17:34,743 --> 00:17:37,683 I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S GOING TO WORK OUT THIS WEEKEND. 446 00:17:37,711 --> 00:17:39,231 - WHAT? - I KNOW. 447 00:17:39,265 --> 00:17:42,365 - NO, WHAT? WHAT--WHAT-- WHAT COULD'VE COME UP? 448 00:17:42,406 --> 00:17:45,476 - WELL, IT'S KIND OF A BIG DEAL. 449 00:17:45,512 --> 00:17:48,412 I-I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO GO INTO IT RIGHT NOW. 450 00:17:48,446 --> 00:17:51,786 - CROSBY, IF YOU'RE BACK WITH THAT BIMBO WAITRESS, BRANDI, 451 00:17:51,829 --> 00:17:54,659 OR THAT PSEUDO-ACTIVIST, WAIFY ACTRESS PERSON-- 452 00:17:54,694 --> 00:17:56,114 - OKAY, HONEY, HONEY, I'M NOT BACK WITH ANYONE. 453 00:17:56,144 --> 00:17:58,084 - JUST TELL ME THE TRUTH. 454 00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:03,220 - OKAY. [clears throat] 455 00:18:03,254 --> 00:18:07,954 OKAY. [sighs] 456 00:18:07,983 --> 00:18:10,953 WE THINK MAX HAS ASPERGER'S. 457 00:18:10,986 --> 00:18:12,086 - WHAT? 458 00:18:12,125 --> 00:18:13,255 - ADAM AND KRISTINA 459 00:18:13,299 --> 00:18:14,369 ARE JUST FINDING OUT ABOUT IT. 460 00:18:14,403 --> 00:18:16,513 AND I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD STICK AROUND THIS WEEKEND 461 00:18:16,543 --> 00:18:20,103 TO BE THERE FOR ADAM AND KRISTINA. 462 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:22,893 AND THE LITTLE GUY. 463 00:18:26,553 --> 00:18:31,213 - IT'S AMAZING TO HEAR YOU TALK LIKE THAT. 464 00:18:31,248 --> 00:18:35,528 YOU'RE GONNA BE AN AMAZING FATHER ONE DAY. 465 00:18:35,562 --> 00:18:38,392 AW, COME HERE. 466 00:18:38,427 --> 00:18:40,397 I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND IF YOU NEED 467 00:18:40,429 --> 00:18:42,809 TO POSTPONE THE WEEKEND. 468 00:18:46,263 --> 00:18:48,513 - YOU KNOW, IT-- IT'S NOT IN STONE THOUGH. 469 00:18:48,541 --> 00:18:51,511 AND WE SHOULD PROBABLY KEEP THAT OPTION OPEN. 470 00:18:51,544 --> 00:18:53,274 - [laughs] 471 00:18:53,304 --> 00:18:55,204 - DID YOU KNOW A COCKROACH CAN HOLD ITS BREATH 472 00:18:55,237 --> 00:18:56,687 FOR 40 MINUTES? 473 00:18:56,721 --> 00:18:58,451 - FASCINATING. 474 00:18:58,482 --> 00:19:00,592 - ALL RIGHT, MAX, I WANT YOU TO PUT CHARLIE AWAY. 475 00:19:00,622 --> 00:19:01,692 IT'S DINNER TIME. 476 00:19:01,726 --> 00:19:04,486 - COCKROACH CAN LIVE A MONTH WITHOUT ITS HEAD. 477 00:19:04,522 --> 00:19:07,532 - OKAY, SERIOUSLY, I'M-- I DON'T HAVE AN APPETITE. 478 00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:09,460 - HADDIE, IT'S FINE. IT'S NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL. 479 00:19:09,493 --> 00:19:14,153 - ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT, MAX, PLEASE EAT YOUR FOOD. 480 00:19:14,187 --> 00:19:15,667 LEAVE THE COCKROACH ALONE. 481 00:19:15,706 --> 00:19:16,636 - I DON'T LIKE IT. 482 00:19:16,672 --> 00:19:17,542 - WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE IT 483 00:19:17,570 --> 00:19:18,780 IF YOU'VE NEVER TRIED IT? 484 00:19:18,812 --> 00:19:19,612 - IT'S NOT ONE OF HIS FOODS. 485 00:19:19,641 --> 00:19:21,401 - HEY, MAX, SWEETHEART, YOU KNOW, 486 00:19:21,436 --> 00:19:23,196 MAYBE YOU COULD EARN SOME TV TIME TONIGHT 487 00:19:23,231 --> 00:19:24,371 BY TRYING YOUR FOOD. 488 00:19:24,404 --> 00:19:25,894 - I GET TV AFTER DINNER ANYWAY. 489 00:19:25,923 --> 00:19:26,963 - IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR DINNER 490 00:19:26,993 --> 00:19:27,993 THEN YOU WON'T GET TV TIME. 491 00:19:28,028 --> 00:19:29,128 - IT'S NOT FAIR. 492 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,858 THE RULES ARE I GET AN HOUR OF TV TIME AFTER DINNER. 493 00:19:30,893 --> 00:19:32,073 - THE BOOK SAYS THAT WE SHOULD FRAME THINGS FOR A REWARD, 494 00:19:32,101 --> 00:19:33,141 NOT PUNISHMENT. 495 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,972 - WELL, HE'S SAYING HE ALREADY GETS TV ANYWAY. 496 00:19:35,001 --> 00:19:37,041 - THAT IS MY TIME FOR THE TV. 497 00:19:37,072 --> 00:19:39,492 - MAYBE--MAYBE YOU GUYS COULD GIVE HIM EXTRA TV TIME. 498 00:19:39,523 --> 00:19:41,153 - YEAH, HOW ABOUT THAT? HOW ABOUT THAT, MAX? 499 00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,800 HOW ABOUT IF YOU TRY YOUR FOOD, YOU'LL GET EXTRA TV TIME? 500 00:19:43,837 --> 00:19:44,697 - HOW MUCH? - AN HOUR. 501 00:19:44,735 --> 00:19:46,075 - FIVE MINUTES. - WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAID. 502 00:19:46,115 --> 00:19:47,495 FIVE MINUTES. - FORGET IT. 503 00:19:47,531 --> 00:19:52,161 - PER BITE. - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 504 00:19:52,191 --> 00:19:55,951 6, 7, 8, 505 00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:59,537 9, 10, 11, 12. 506 00:19:59,577 --> 00:20:01,607 THAT'S AN HOUR, RIGHT? YOU SAID. 507 00:20:01,648 --> 00:20:05,548 - YEAH. WAIT, MAX, YOU HAVE TO SIT DOWN 508 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:07,213 UNTIL WE'RE FINISHED WITH OUR MEAL. 509 00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:10,550 - WHY? I ALREADY EARNED MY TV TIME. 510 00:20:10,588 --> 00:20:13,728 - THAT WORKED OUT WELL. - SHUT UP, SWEETIE. 511 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,180 I HAVE EMAILED EVERYONE I KNOW 512 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:21,527 LOOKING FOR A CONNECTION WITH DR. PELIKAN. 513 00:20:21,565 --> 00:20:24,185 IT'S LIKE TRYING TO MEET THE POPE. 514 00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,053 - THERE'S GOT TO BE SOMEBODY ELSE. 515 00:20:26,086 --> 00:20:27,086 - I DON'T KNOW. 516 00:20:27,122 --> 00:20:29,882 [possum scampering] 517 00:20:29,918 --> 00:20:32,228 THAT ARROGANT SON OF A BITCH. 518 00:20:42,758 --> 00:20:45,828 [opossum chirping] 519 00:20:47,418 --> 00:20:49,728 [bushes rustling] 520 00:20:49,765 --> 00:20:54,045 [opossum chirping] 521 00:21:09,613 --> 00:21:11,653 - WHAT? - I FOUND THIS IN THE BACK. 522 00:21:11,684 --> 00:21:16,144 - AND...? - AND IS IT YOURS? 523 00:21:16,171 --> 00:21:17,411 - NO. - YOU SURE? 524 00:21:17,448 --> 00:21:18,548 - HADDIE? - NO! 525 00:21:18,587 --> 00:21:20,687 - I SWEAR TO GOD, IF YOU'RE LYING TO US RIGHT NOW-- 526 00:21:20,727 --> 00:21:21,867 - DON'T LIE. - DO NOT LIE TO ME. 527 00:21:21,901 --> 00:21:24,111 YOU ARE DIGGING YOURSELF A VERY, VERY, VERY DEEP HOLE. 528 00:21:24,144 --> 00:21:25,634 - BE THE WORST THING YOU COULD DO. 529 00:21:25,663 --> 00:21:29,843 - YOU GUYS... THIS IS NOT MINE. 530 00:21:30,979 --> 00:21:32,599 - NO? - NO. 531 00:21:32,636 --> 00:21:34,596 - NO? 100%? - YEAH. 532 00:21:34,638 --> 00:21:36,808 - POSITIVE. - YEAH. 533 00:21:36,847 --> 00:21:38,567 - ALL RIGHT. - OKAY. 534 00:21:38,607 --> 00:21:40,747 - BUT IT FEELS GOOD THAT YOU TRUST YOUR DAUGHTER. 535 00:21:40,782 --> 00:21:42,962 - SORRY. - YEAH. 536 00:21:45,649 --> 00:21:50,409 - WOW, YOU DID THIS IN 1990. - YEAH. 537 00:21:50,447 --> 00:21:52,897 YOU WERE PROBABLY IN GRADE SCHOOL. 538 00:21:52,932 --> 00:21:54,422 - PRESCHOOL, ACTUALLY. 539 00:21:54,451 --> 00:21:57,211 - OH, WOW. THAT'S DEPRESSING. 540 00:21:57,246 --> 00:21:58,726 FOR ME. I MEAN, FOR ME. NOT FOR YOU. 541 00:21:58,765 --> 00:22:00,865 FOR YOU, LOOK AT YOU. THAT'S--YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 542 00:22:00,905 --> 00:22:04,665 - UH, SO WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ALL THESE YEARS? 543 00:22:04,702 --> 00:22:05,982 - WELL, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ASK THAT. 544 00:22:06,014 --> 00:22:09,224 UM, I'VE JUST... 545 00:22:09,258 --> 00:22:10,848 BEEN FOCUSING ON MY FAMILY, I GUESS. 546 00:22:10,881 --> 00:22:13,501 I HAVE TWO KIDS. - UM, YEAH, THAT'S WONDERFUL. 547 00:22:13,539 --> 00:22:16,299 - NOT IF YOU KNOW THEM. I'M KIDDING. THEY'RE GREAT. 548 00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:17,675 I LOVE THEM. - [laughs] 549 00:22:17,715 --> 00:22:19,675 NO, WHAT I MEANT TO SAY IS THAT IT'S AN HONORABLE CHOICE 550 00:22:19,717 --> 00:22:21,507 TO CHOOSE YOUR FAMILY OVER CAREER. 551 00:22:21,547 --> 00:22:23,997 - YEAH. I JUST MOVED TO BERKELEY. 552 00:22:24,032 --> 00:22:26,172 AND THIS MIGHT SOUND LAME, 553 00:22:26,206 --> 00:22:28,796 BUT I'M READY TO MAKE A FRESH START. 554 00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:32,830 AND IF YOU GIVE ME THIS CHANCE, 555 00:22:32,868 --> 00:22:36,358 I KNOW I CAN BLOW YOUR FREAKIN' MIND. 556 00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:38,009 UGH. MY SISTER TOLD ME TO SAY THAT. 557 00:22:38,046 --> 00:22:40,006 THAT SOUNDED SO STUPID. I'M REALLY SORRY. 558 00:22:40,048 --> 00:22:42,288 - THAT'S OKAY. THAT'S OKAY. NOW, UH, TELL ME ABOUT THIS. 559 00:22:42,326 --> 00:22:43,326 WHAT AM I LOOKING AT HERE? 560 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:46,712 - OKAY, SO, UM, MY EX-HUSBAND WAS IN A BAND. 561 00:22:46,744 --> 00:22:47,854 AND, UH, IT WAS PRETTY SUCCESSFUL. 562 00:22:47,883 --> 00:22:50,203 AND I STARTED DOING ALL THEIR, UM, 563 00:22:50,230 --> 00:22:51,680 THEIR POSTERS AND STUFF. 564 00:22:51,715 --> 00:22:53,915 AND THEN I WORKED FOR ANOTHER BAND. 565 00:22:53,958 --> 00:22:57,268 AND WORD GOT OUT TO SOME RESTAURANTS SO... 566 00:22:57,306 --> 00:22:59,926 - RIGHT. UH, WELL, I GOT TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, SARAH, 567 00:22:59,964 --> 00:23:03,174 YOUR WORK IS PHENOMENAL. 568 00:23:03,209 --> 00:23:05,069 WOW. - REALLY? 569 00:23:05,107 --> 00:23:06,277 - I LOVE THESE. 570 00:23:06,315 --> 00:23:07,965 IT--IT--IT'S HIP WITHOUT TRYING TO BE HIP. 571 00:23:08,007 --> 00:23:08,967 IT'S FRESH, FUN. 572 00:23:09,008 --> 00:23:10,528 NOW, YOU SAW THE RANGE 573 00:23:10,561 --> 00:23:12,631 THAT WE'RE TALKING FOR STARTING SALARY. 574 00:23:12,667 --> 00:23:15,117 - THE MONEY? YEAH. THAT WOULD BE FINE. 575 00:23:15,152 --> 00:23:19,162 - GOOD. GOOD. UM, YOU'LL BE REPORTING TO ME. 576 00:23:19,190 --> 00:23:20,500 IS THAT GONNA BE A PROBLEM? 577 00:23:20,537 --> 00:23:23,297 JUST IN TERMS OF THE, UH... 578 00:23:23,332 --> 00:23:25,442 - 'CAUSE I'M SO OLD? - THAT I'M SO YOUNG. 579 00:23:25,473 --> 00:23:27,723 - NO, THAT I'M SO OLD. - OH. NO, THAT'S-- 580 00:23:27,751 --> 00:23:28,821 - NO, NO, THAT'S FINE. 581 00:23:28,855 --> 00:23:31,925 I CAN TAKE A NOTE FROM A WHIPPERSNAPPER LIKE YOU. 582 00:23:31,962 --> 00:23:34,832 UGH. I, UH, NO, IT WOULDN'T BE ANY PROBLEM. 583 00:23:34,861 --> 00:23:39,691 - OKAY. GOOD. ALL RIGHT. THAT'S GOOD. 584 00:23:39,728 --> 00:23:43,628 - I REALLY WANT THIS JOB. 585 00:23:58,540 --> 00:24:01,540 - HI. - HEY, YOU'RE A HOT MOM. 586 00:24:01,578 --> 00:24:04,028 - [laughs] HI. - [laughs] HI. 587 00:24:04,063 --> 00:24:06,203 - OH. WHERE'S SYDNEY? - UH, SHE'S NOT HERE. 588 00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:07,447 - WHAT? - SHE'S ON HER WAY. 589 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:09,100 SHE'S IN A CAR WITH RACQUEL AND HARMONY. 590 00:24:09,137 --> 00:24:10,927 - RACQUEL? WHY? 591 00:24:10,966 --> 00:24:13,446 - MANDARIN CLASS RAN OVER, AND THEY NEEDED SOMEBODY 592 00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:15,006 TO CLAIM A TABLE. 593 00:24:15,039 --> 00:24:17,109 IT'S GONNA BE A PRETTY BIG GROUP. 594 00:24:17,145 --> 00:24:20,285 - OH. - YES? 595 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,530 - I MOVED MY MEETING AND JOCKEYED THROUGH TRAFFIC 596 00:24:22,564 --> 00:24:24,954 TO HAVE 21 MINUTES WITH MY DAUGHTER, 597 00:24:24,980 --> 00:24:28,950 AND SHE'S IN THE CAR WITH RACQUEL. 598 00:24:28,984 --> 00:24:31,614 - I'LL TEXT HER. - NO. SHE'S AN INSANE DRIVER. 599 00:24:31,642 --> 00:24:33,752 DON'T TEXT HER. - OH, JULIA. 600 00:24:33,782 --> 00:24:35,962 - SHE IS. - OH, GOD, JULES. 601 00:24:35,991 --> 00:24:38,651 I KNOW YOU THINK RACQUEL IS INTENSE. 602 00:24:38,684 --> 00:24:40,934 AND SHE IS. BUT SHE'S--SHE'S A GREAT MOM. 603 00:24:40,962 --> 00:24:43,622 - GOOD. THAT'S GREAT TO HEAR. 604 00:24:43,654 --> 00:24:45,414 - CONSIDERING. - MOMMY! 605 00:24:45,449 --> 00:24:48,589 - HI, SYD! OKAY, I HAVE 18 MINUTES. 606 00:24:48,625 --> 00:24:50,175 I'M SPENDING THEM WITH MY DAUGHTER. 607 00:24:50,212 --> 00:24:51,702 - OKAY. - HI, BABY. COME HERE! 608 00:24:51,731 --> 00:24:52,801 - HI. - HEY. HEY, GUYS. 609 00:24:52,836 --> 00:24:54,936 - YOU MISSED THE MOST AMAZING CLASS. 610 00:24:54,976 --> 00:24:56,906 - YEAH? 611 00:24:56,943 --> 00:25:00,223 - SO YOU DROVE ALL THE WAY FROM DOWNTOWN 612 00:25:00,257 --> 00:25:01,287 TO ASK ME THIS? 613 00:25:01,327 --> 00:25:03,707 - COULD YOU JUST ANSWER ME? 614 00:25:03,743 --> 00:25:05,953 - NO, IT'S NOT MY POT. - ARE YOU SURE? 615 00:25:05,987 --> 00:25:07,087 - YEAH, WELL, HEY, YOU KNOW, 616 00:25:07,126 --> 00:25:08,886 I HAVEN'T SMOKED THAT STUFF IN YEARS. 617 00:25:08,921 --> 00:25:09,961 AND, UH, WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING 618 00:25:09,991 --> 00:25:11,861 OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WEED WHACKING? 619 00:25:11,889 --> 00:25:12,989 - I GOT SOMETHING IN MY HOUSE. 620 00:25:13,028 --> 00:25:16,448 IT'S A POSSUM, RAT, RACCOON. I DON'T KNOW. SOMETHING. 621 00:25:16,480 --> 00:25:19,760 - CALL AN EXTERMINATOR. - IT'S PERSONAL. 622 00:25:19,794 --> 00:25:20,974 - PERSONAL? - YEAH. 623 00:25:21,002 --> 00:25:22,422 EVERY NIGHT, HE'S UP ON THE ROOF 624 00:25:22,451 --> 00:25:23,761 MAKING NOISE RIGHT ABOVE US. 625 00:25:23,798 --> 00:25:25,418 AND JUST FEELS LIKE IT'S DELIBERATE. 626 00:25:25,454 --> 00:25:28,044 LIKE HE'S... MOCKING ME. 627 00:25:28,078 --> 00:25:29,108 SO ANYWAY, I GOT TO GET RID OF IT. 628 00:25:29,148 --> 00:25:30,248 I GOT TO GET IT OUT OF THE HOUSE. THAT'S ALL. 629 00:25:30,287 --> 00:25:32,877 - WELL, SONNY, YOU KNOW, IT COULD BE SOMETHING ELSE. 630 00:25:34,429 --> 00:25:36,329 - LIKE WHAT, A WEASEL? - WEASEL? 631 00:25:36,362 --> 00:25:37,812 NO, PSYCHOLOGICAL. COULD BE... 632 00:25:37,846 --> 00:25:40,056 - IT'S NOT PSYCHOLOGICAL. - SOMETHING YOU'RE MANIFESTING. 633 00:25:40,090 --> 00:25:41,750 - I'M NOT MANIFESTING ANYTHING, OKAY? 634 00:25:41,781 --> 00:25:44,231 - WELL, YOU'RE CERTAINLY KIND OF RESISTANT TO THE IDEA... 635 00:25:44,266 --> 00:25:45,886 - HEY. - HEY, ADAM, PERFECT. 636 00:25:45,923 --> 00:25:47,413 MOM JUST MADE CARROT CAKE. 637 00:25:47,442 --> 00:25:50,342 - OH, GOOD. - PSYCHOLOGICAL. 638 00:25:50,376 --> 00:25:51,756 - POP, CARROT CAKE? 639 00:25:51,791 --> 00:25:53,451 - UH, YEAH, MAYBE IN A LITTLE BIT. 640 00:25:53,482 --> 00:25:54,592 GOT A LITTLE MORE WORK TO DO. 641 00:25:54,622 --> 00:25:56,002 WOULDN'T WANT TO HELP, WOULD YOU? 642 00:25:56,037 --> 00:25:57,447 - OKAY. YEAH. EARN IT. - YEAH. 643 00:25:57,486 --> 00:25:58,796 - YEAH, MAKE SURE YOU EARN IT. - YEAH. 644 00:25:58,833 --> 00:26:00,973 - DID YOU DITCH A BAG OF WEED IN MY YARD? 645 00:26:01,007 --> 00:26:04,317 - ARE YOU CRAZY? - JUST ASKING A QUESTION. 646 00:26:04,355 --> 00:26:06,595 - HMM. BY THE WAY, 647 00:26:06,634 --> 00:26:08,744 I NEED YOU TO COVER FOR ME WITH KATIE. 648 00:26:08,774 --> 00:26:10,224 I TOLD HER MAX HAS ASPERGER'S 649 00:26:10,258 --> 00:26:12,918 AND THAT'S WHY I CAN'T GO AWAY WITH HER THIS WEEKEND. 650 00:26:12,950 --> 00:26:14,950 - YOU USED MAX'S ASPERGER'S AS AN EXCUSE. 651 00:26:14,987 --> 00:26:16,367 - YEAH, I'M DOUBLE-BOOKED. 652 00:26:16,402 --> 00:26:18,342 I'M SUPPOSED TO GO WITH KATIE TO THIS INCREDIBLE SPA 653 00:26:18,369 --> 00:26:19,849 IN NAPA AND THEN JASMINE ASKS ME 654 00:26:19,888 --> 00:26:21,128 IF I CAN BOND WITH JABBAR. 655 00:26:21,165 --> 00:26:22,575 - SO YOU'RE DECIDING WHETHER OR NOT 656 00:26:22,615 --> 00:26:23,995 TO GO TO SOME SPA WITH KATIE 657 00:26:24,030 --> 00:26:25,580 OR SPEND TIME WITH YOUR SON 658 00:26:25,618 --> 00:26:26,758 THAT YOU'VE MET TWICE IN YOUR LIFE. 659 00:26:26,792 --> 00:26:28,792 - IF YOU SAW THE LINGERIE SHE BOUGHT FOR THIS TRIP, 660 00:26:28,828 --> 00:26:30,038 YOU'D UNDERSTAND THE DILEMMA. 661 00:26:30,071 --> 00:26:31,871 - HEY, JACKASS, YOU HAVE A SON, OKAY? 662 00:26:31,900 --> 00:26:34,660 YOU NEED TO MAN UP, TAKE CARE OF YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES. 663 00:26:34,696 --> 00:26:36,346 - MM. YOU COMFORTABLE UP THERE ON YOUR HIGH HORSE 664 00:26:36,387 --> 00:26:37,697 LOOKING DOWN ON ME? 665 00:26:37,734 --> 00:26:41,154 MY LIFE'S COMPLICATED, ADAM. 666 00:26:41,185 --> 00:26:42,635 MM. LISTEN, BY THE WAY, 667 00:26:42,670 --> 00:26:43,950 THAT GUY THAT YOU EMAILED ME ABOUT-- 668 00:26:43,981 --> 00:26:47,641 DR. PELIKAN-- I GOT AN IN. 669 00:26:47,675 --> 00:26:48,705 - YOU? - YEAH, ME. 670 00:26:48,745 --> 00:26:50,675 I HAVE AN IN. CAN YOU IMAGINE? 671 00:26:50,712 --> 00:26:55,132 KATIE'S MOM DID HIM AT SOME NEW AGE RETREAT 672 00:26:55,165 --> 00:26:56,055 BACK IN THE '70s. 673 00:26:56,097 --> 00:26:57,647 - SLOW DOWN. WHAT? 674 00:26:57,685 --> 00:27:01,715 - KATIE'S MOM DID HIM AT ESALIN IN 1973, OKAY? 675 00:27:01,758 --> 00:27:03,038 - AND THIS HELPS ME HOW? 676 00:27:03,069 --> 00:27:05,279 - HE HAS A CANCELLATION THIS AFTERNOON. 677 00:27:05,313 --> 00:27:06,693 - HE HAS A CANCELLATION TODAY? 678 00:27:06,728 --> 00:27:08,348 WHY DID YOU WAIT SO LONG TO TELL ME ABOUT THIS? 679 00:27:08,385 --> 00:27:11,215 - WELL, SORRY THAT I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU FOR FIVE SECONDS 680 00:27:11,250 --> 00:27:12,110 ABOUT MY LIFE. 681 00:27:12,147 --> 00:27:13,217 - I GOT TO GO, OKAY? 682 00:27:13,252 --> 00:27:14,912 THIS GUY'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SEE. THANK YOU. 683 00:27:14,943 --> 00:27:17,083 - OH, GREAT. THANKS FOR YOUR TIME. 684 00:27:17,118 --> 00:27:18,428 THAT'S REALLY GENEROUS OF YOU. 685 00:27:18,464 --> 00:27:19,984 - I DON'T WANT TO GO. 686 00:27:20,017 --> 00:27:22,117 - LOOK, MAX, WE'RE JUMPING OVER AN 18-MONTH WAITING LIST HERE. 687 00:27:22,157 --> 00:27:23,157 OKAY, WE HAVE TO GO. 688 00:27:23,193 --> 00:27:25,063 - HONEY, HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A WAITING LIST IS. 689 00:27:25,091 --> 00:27:26,301 - THIS GUY IS THE BOB DYLAN OF ASPERGER'S. 690 00:27:26,334 --> 00:27:28,164 - BOB DYLAN NEVER HAD A NUMBER ONE RECORD. 691 00:27:28,198 --> 00:27:29,368 - HE'S A GENIUS. 692 00:27:29,406 --> 00:27:31,266 - THEN HOW COME HE NEVER HAD A NUMBER ONE HIT RECORD 693 00:27:31,304 --> 00:27:32,274 ON BILLBOARD? 694 00:27:32,305 --> 00:27:33,925 THE BEATLES HAD 20 NUMBER ONE HIT RECORDS. 695 00:27:33,962 --> 00:27:35,932 - UH-HUH. - MICHAEL JACKSON HAD 13. 696 00:27:35,964 --> 00:27:37,454 THE BEE GEES HAD NINE. 697 00:27:37,483 --> 00:27:39,803 - WELL, MAYBE TRY NOT TO COMPARE BOB DYLAN TO THE BEE GEES. 698 00:27:39,830 --> 00:27:41,520 AND WE HAVE TO GO. 699 00:27:41,556 --> 00:27:43,416 - HEY, TURN THE TV BACK ON. - WE HAVE TO GO, MAX. 700 00:27:43,454 --> 00:27:44,634 COME ON. - NO WAY. 701 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:45,943 - OKAY, RIGHT NOW, WE HAVE TO DO THIS. 702 00:27:45,974 --> 00:27:47,744 - NO! - MAX, PUT YOUR SHOES ON. 703 00:27:47,769 --> 00:27:49,219 - MAX. HEY. MAX! 704 00:27:49,253 --> 00:27:50,633 THIS GUY CAN'T HELP YOU UNLESS WE GO. 705 00:27:50,669 --> 00:27:52,079 - NOT THAT YOU NEED HELP. - WE NEED TO GO. 706 00:27:52,118 --> 00:27:53,118 YES, HE DOES. 707 00:27:53,154 --> 00:27:54,504 - ADAM, I DON'T WANT HIM TO THINK THAT HE NEEDS-- 708 00:27:54,534 --> 00:27:56,364 - KRISTINA, WE NEED TO MAKE THIS APPOINTMENT, OKAY? 709 00:27:56,398 --> 00:27:58,608 [all arguing] - HEY. 710 00:27:58,642 --> 00:28:02,032 - WHAT? WHAT? - UM... 711 00:28:02,059 --> 00:28:05,339 IT WAS MINE. THE POT. IT WAS MINE. 712 00:28:05,373 --> 00:28:08,173 UM...I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP LAST NIGHT. 713 00:28:08,203 --> 00:28:10,103 AND I FELT LIKE I HAD TO TELL YOU. 714 00:28:10,136 --> 00:28:13,036 SO A COUPLE OF FRIENDS AND I CHIPPED IN. 715 00:28:13,070 --> 00:28:15,210 DO NOT ASK ME WHO 'CAUSE I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU. 716 00:28:15,245 --> 00:28:20,415 BUT I THOUGHT IT WAS STUPID AND I'M NOT GONNA DO IT AGAIN. 717 00:28:21,354 --> 00:28:22,844 OKAY? 718 00:28:27,878 --> 00:28:31,398 SORRY FOR NOT BEING THE GIRL THAT YOU THOUGHT I WAS. 719 00:28:33,228 --> 00:28:35,058 OKAY. 720 00:28:38,786 --> 00:28:43,166 [cell phone ringing] 721 00:28:43,204 --> 00:28:45,104 - HELLO. - SARAH, HI. IT'S EDWIN CHUNG. 722 00:28:45,137 --> 00:28:47,037 HOW ARE YOU? - OH, HI. I'M GOOD. 723 00:28:47,070 --> 00:28:49,210 HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD. DO YOU HAVE A SECOND? 724 00:28:49,244 --> 00:28:51,904 - YEAH. SURE. THAT WAS REALLY FUN TODAY. 725 00:28:51,937 --> 00:28:53,897 - LISTEN, I AM SO SORRY, UNFORTUNATELY, 726 00:28:53,939 --> 00:28:56,179 IT'S NOT GONNA WORK OUT. 727 00:28:58,150 --> 00:29:00,010 - OH. - YEAH. I THINK YOU'RE GREAT. 728 00:29:00,048 --> 00:29:01,328 I DO. AND I WAS FIGHTING FOR YOU. 729 00:29:01,360 --> 00:29:03,400 BUT MY BOSSES JUST WON'T HIRE ANYONE 730 00:29:03,431 --> 00:29:04,401 WITHOUT A COLLEGE DEGREE. 731 00:29:04,432 --> 00:29:07,092 IN ANY CASE, I WANTED TO CALL YOU PERSONALLY 732 00:29:07,124 --> 00:29:08,784 TO LET YOU KNOW HOW SORRY I AM. 733 00:29:08,816 --> 00:29:10,466 - RIGHT. SURE. 734 00:29:10,507 --> 00:29:11,987 - OH. AND MY BOSSES WANTED ME 735 00:29:12,026 --> 00:29:13,096 TO MAKE SURE TO THANK YOUR BROTHER, 736 00:29:13,130 --> 00:29:15,270 ADAM BRAVERMAN AT T&S FOOTWEAR. 737 00:29:15,305 --> 00:29:18,305 - YEAH, BUT--BUT WHY DO-- DO--DO YOU KNOW HIM? 738 00:29:18,342 --> 00:29:19,902 - YEAH. THAT'S WHY YOU WERE BROUGHT IN. 739 00:29:19,930 --> 00:29:22,620 I THOUGHT YOU KNEW. - YEAH. YEAH. 740 00:29:22,657 --> 00:29:24,067 OH, YEAH. RIGHT. OF COURSE. 741 00:29:24,107 --> 00:29:25,377 NO, NO. I--THAT'S-- THAT'S RIGHT. 742 00:29:25,418 --> 00:29:27,318 I FORGOT. I WILL. I'LL DEFINITELY SAY HI TO HIM. 743 00:29:27,351 --> 00:29:30,911 THANKS. OKAY. THANKS SO MUCH. BYE-BYE. 744 00:29:33,737 --> 00:29:35,877 HOW WAS SCHOOL? - CAN WE JUST GO, PLEASE? 745 00:29:35,912 --> 00:29:37,602 - OH, GOD, CAN YOU JUST NOT GIVE ME THIS ATTITUDE? 746 00:29:37,637 --> 00:29:38,497 NOT TODAY. 747 00:29:38,535 --> 00:29:39,875 - CAN YOU JUST DRIVE THE CAR, PLEASE? 748 00:29:39,916 --> 00:29:40,776 - YES. I CAN DRIVE THE CAR. 749 00:29:40,813 --> 00:29:42,193 I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU AND REMIND YOU-- 750 00:29:42,228 --> 00:29:43,438 - CAN WE PLEASE NOT DO THIS HERE? 751 00:29:43,471 --> 00:29:45,201 - THAT THIS IS NOT A PUNISHMENT. ALL YOU DO IS BE NEGATIVE. 752 00:29:45,231 --> 00:29:46,681 - PLEASE RESPECT MY OPINION. - AND COMPLAIN. 753 00:29:46,715 --> 00:29:48,435 - I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS. - AND GET YOUR COUSIN ARRESTED. 754 00:29:48,476 --> 00:29:50,546 - OH. OKAY. YEAH. AND THAT WAS MY FAULT. 755 00:29:50,581 --> 00:29:51,821 - OKAY. - IT WASN'T. I'M SERIOUS. 756 00:29:51,859 --> 00:29:54,519 LISTEN TO ME, PLEASE! I DIDN'T SMOKE POT. 757 00:29:54,551 --> 00:29:55,861 AND I DIDN'T GIVE ANY TO HER. 758 00:29:55,897 --> 00:29:57,107 AND I DIDN'T ENCOURAGE HER TO SMOKE IT. 759 00:29:57,140 --> 00:30:00,350 BUT YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. EVER. YOU DIDN'T EVEN LISTEN. 760 00:30:00,384 --> 00:30:01,254 AND AS FOR THIS SCHOOL, 761 00:30:01,282 --> 00:30:02,592 I'M REALLY GLAD THAT YOU SENT ME HERE 762 00:30:02,628 --> 00:30:04,148 BECAUSE THEY'RE HOLDING ME BACK. 763 00:30:04,181 --> 00:30:05,461 - WHAT? - YEAH, I GOT HELD BACK. 764 00:30:05,493 --> 00:30:07,123 I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO TENTH GRADE ALL OVER AGAIN. 765 00:30:07,150 --> 00:30:09,190 SO THANKS A LOT FOR MAKING ME GO HERE. 766 00:30:09,221 --> 00:30:10,531 - WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 767 00:30:10,567 --> 00:30:12,187 - THEY'RE MAKING ME DO TENTH GRADE OVER AGAIN 768 00:30:12,224 --> 00:30:14,164 BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T LIKE MY TRANSCRIPTS FROM FRESNO. 769 00:30:14,191 --> 00:30:15,301 - WHO IS? - I DON'T KNOW. 770 00:30:15,330 --> 00:30:16,990 I DON'T KNOW, I JUST-- - WHO SAID THAT? 771 00:30:17,022 --> 00:30:21,032 - I'M TAKING THE BUS. - AMBER, COME ON. 772 00:30:25,271 --> 00:30:29,661 - WE'RE OUT OF HERE. HA HA HA. - WHOOP. 773 00:30:29,689 --> 00:30:31,169 - WELL, MAX DID JUST GREAT. 774 00:30:31,208 --> 00:30:32,488 MAX, HOW ABOUT YOU HANG OUT HERE, 775 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:33,760 PLAY A LITTLE WITH THE TOYS. 776 00:30:33,797 --> 00:30:35,347 AND YOUR MOM AND DAD AND I WILL GO TALK 777 00:30:35,385 --> 00:30:36,385 FOR A FEW MINUTES. 778 00:30:36,420 --> 00:30:39,390 - OKAY. - KISSES. OKAY? 779 00:30:46,914 --> 00:30:50,024 - WELL? - WELL, MAX... 780 00:30:50,055 --> 00:30:51,055 IS A WONDERFUL BOY. 781 00:30:51,090 --> 00:30:54,270 HE'S SMART. HE'S SWEET. HE IS VERY INTELLIGENT. 782 00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:55,990 - OKAY, DOCTOR, I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT. 783 00:30:56,026 --> 00:30:57,646 I DON'T WANT TO BE RUDE, BUT WE JUST WANT TO KNOW. 784 00:30:57,683 --> 00:31:01,143 I MEAN, DOES--DO YOU THINK MAX HAS ASPERGER'S? 785 00:31:01,169 --> 00:31:02,309 - MAX IS VERY HIGH FUNCTIONING. 786 00:31:02,343 --> 00:31:05,173 BUT I DO FIND THAT MAX'S BEHAVIORS 787 00:31:05,208 --> 00:31:10,108 ARE CONSISTENT WITH AN ASPERGER'S DIAGNOSIS. 788 00:31:14,803 --> 00:31:16,813 - OH, MY GOD. - ALL RIGHT. 789 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:18,360 UH, THIS IS FINE. 790 00:31:18,393 --> 00:31:20,643 WE'RE GONNA-- LOOK, WE CAN WORK THROUGH THIS. 791 00:31:20,671 --> 00:31:22,161 IT'S NOT AN INSURMOUNTABLE PROBLEM. 792 00:31:22,190 --> 00:31:23,260 - NO. 793 00:31:23,295 --> 00:31:24,845 - I THINK WE SHOULD JUST TACKLE THIS ONE-BY-ONE. 794 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,133 SO PIRATE COSTUME. 795 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,850 I THINK GETTING HIM OUT OF THAT THING IS KEY. 796 00:31:27,886 --> 00:31:29,846 - WELL, I'M--I'M HAPPY TO HELP WITH STRATEGIES 797 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,508 FOR SPECIFIC BEHAVIORS. 798 00:31:31,544 --> 00:31:32,514 I THINK THAT WE SHOULD START 799 00:31:32,545 --> 00:31:34,405 WITH MORE OF A BIG PICTURE CONVERSATION. 800 00:31:34,444 --> 00:31:36,344 - I'M JUST--I'M BETTER WITH PRACTICAL STUFF. 801 00:31:36,377 --> 00:31:38,277 SO YOU KNOW, I JUST WANT TO-- WE GOT TO GET MOVING ON THIS. 802 00:31:38,310 --> 00:31:39,100 - ADAM, CAN YOU JUST-- - WHAT? 803 00:31:39,138 --> 00:31:41,108 - CAN YOU PLEASE JUST LET HIM TALK? 804 00:31:41,140 --> 00:31:43,520 HE'S SORRY. - NO. GO FOR IT. 805 00:31:43,556 --> 00:31:46,966 - THANKS. - OKAY. 806 00:31:47,008 --> 00:31:49,318 THIS ISN'T A PRISON SENTENCE. - I KNOW. 807 00:31:49,355 --> 00:31:50,835 - SO HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE THEN? 808 00:31:50,874 --> 00:31:53,224 - HOW LONG WILL WHAT TAKE? - JUST TO GET HIM THROUGH THIS. 809 00:31:53,256 --> 00:31:54,636 GET HIM BACK ON TRACK. 810 00:31:54,671 --> 00:31:57,091 - OKAY, UNFORTUNATELY, THERE IS NO CURE FOR ASPERGER'S. 811 00:31:57,122 --> 00:32:00,752 IT IS A SYNDROME THAT HE WILL ALWAYS HAVE. OKAY? 812 00:32:00,780 --> 00:32:02,510 - I-I DON'T-- I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 813 00:32:02,541 --> 00:32:04,961 - SORRY. WHAT--WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO FOR HIM? 814 00:32:04,992 --> 00:32:06,132 I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW-- 815 00:32:06,165 --> 00:32:09,855 - YOU WILL HELP TO UNCOVER MAX'S GIFTS. 816 00:32:09,893 --> 00:32:12,313 YOU FIGURE OUT HOW HE LEARNS. 817 00:32:12,344 --> 00:32:15,214 YOU GET AS MUCH SUPPORT FOR MAX AS POSSIBLE. 818 00:32:15,243 --> 00:32:17,003 QUITE HONESTLY, THE RESEARCH CLEARLY SHOWS 819 00:32:17,038 --> 00:32:18,628 THE GREATEST BAROMETER OF SUCCESS 820 00:32:18,660 --> 00:32:22,460 FOR CHILDREN WITH ASPERGER'S IS THEIR PARENTS' INVOLVEMENT. 821 00:32:22,492 --> 00:32:24,082 - OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 822 00:32:24,114 --> 00:32:27,744 SO JUST--JUST IN CASE WE CAN NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN, 823 00:32:27,773 --> 00:32:29,093 HOW--WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST 824 00:32:29,119 --> 00:32:30,469 WE DO TO GET HIM OUT OF THE PIRATE COSTUME? 825 00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:33,570 - SO THE FIRST STEP IS NOT TO--TO WRENCH MAX OUT 826 00:32:33,606 --> 00:32:35,396 OF HIS COMFORT ZONE. 827 00:32:35,436 --> 00:32:39,816 OKAY, THE FIRST STEP IS TO JOIN MAX WHERE HE IS. 828 00:32:39,854 --> 00:32:44,624 AND THEN WHEN HE'S READY, YOU WALK HIM INTO THE WORLD. 829 00:32:56,767 --> 00:32:59,627 - AND NOW FOR THE MAIN EVENT OF OUR EVENING, 830 00:32:59,667 --> 00:33:02,287 I GIVE YOU OVER TO MY INCREDIBLE CO-CHAIR. 831 00:33:02,325 --> 00:33:03,565 DOES HE CLEAN UP WELL OR WHAT? 832 00:33:03,602 --> 00:33:05,262 [cheers and applause] - AW, SO HANDSOME. 833 00:33:05,293 --> 00:33:08,543 - NOT ONLY DID JOEL ORGANIZE MOST OF THIS EVENT HIMSELF, 834 00:33:08,572 --> 00:33:11,332 BUT HE LITERALLY BUILT THE PLATFORM 835 00:33:11,368 --> 00:33:13,058 THAT WE ARE STANDING ON RIGHT NOW 836 00:33:13,094 --> 00:33:15,274 WITH HIS OWN TWO, BIG, MAN HANDS. 837 00:33:15,303 --> 00:33:17,963 [cheers and applause] 838 00:33:17,996 --> 00:33:20,576 - WHO IS THIS TRAMP? - RACQUEL. 839 00:33:20,619 --> 00:33:22,349 - OH. - ARE THEY, LIKE, SCREWING? 840 00:33:22,379 --> 00:33:24,999 - NO. WHAT? - I'D LIKE TO CORRECT RACQUEL. 841 00:33:25,037 --> 00:33:26,487 SHE IS ACTUALLY, UH, RESPONSIBLE 842 00:33:26,521 --> 00:33:28,831 FOR DOING VIRTUALLY ALMOST EVERYTHING 843 00:33:28,868 --> 00:33:30,388 IN GETTING TONIGHT'S EVENT TOGETHER. 844 00:33:30,422 --> 00:33:32,222 SO LET'S HEAR IT FOR RACQUEL. - AW. 845 00:33:32,251 --> 00:33:33,461 [cheers and applause] - YEAH, YEAH, YOU KNOW, 846 00:33:33,494 --> 00:33:35,434 BEFORE THE PLATFORM COLLAPSES, 847 00:33:35,461 --> 00:33:36,951 COULD WE GET ON WITH THE...? - SHH. 848 00:33:36,980 --> 00:33:38,360 - THAT'S, UH, THAT'S MY FATHER-IN-LAW, 849 00:33:38,395 --> 00:33:40,085 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 850 00:33:40,121 --> 00:33:41,471 - I'M, UH, I'M ACTUALLY NOT KIDDING. 851 00:33:41,502 --> 00:33:43,092 OKAY, UM, WE ARE GOING TO START 852 00:33:43,124 --> 00:33:46,164 WITH THE BIGGEST AUCTION ITEM OF THE NIGHT. 853 00:33:46,196 --> 00:33:48,406 THE HIGHEST BIDDER WILL GO HOME 854 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:52,620 WITH A PREMIUM PARKING SPOT AT SYCAMORE 855 00:33:52,651 --> 00:33:53,651 FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR. 856 00:33:53,686 --> 00:33:56,446 - AH, SWEET. THAT'S MINE. YES, IT IS. 857 00:33:56,482 --> 00:33:57,862 - YOU WANT IT? - I WANT IT. 858 00:33:57,897 --> 00:33:59,377 - EVERY MORNING STARTING TOMORROW 859 00:33:59,416 --> 00:34:01,516 FOR AN ENTIRE SCHOOL YEAR AT SYCAMORE CHARTER. 860 00:34:01,556 --> 00:34:03,626 - OH, MY GOD. - OH. OH, WOW. 861 00:34:03,662 --> 00:34:05,012 - GORGEOUS. - YEAH. 862 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:08,323 - SO, WHO HERE IS READY TO PAY $300 863 00:34:08,356 --> 00:34:10,946 FOR V.I.P. PARKING AT SYCAMORE CHARTER? 864 00:34:10,979 --> 00:34:12,949 $300 FROM THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE BACK 865 00:34:12,981 --> 00:34:15,121 WITH THE BOISTEROUS FAMILY. 866 00:34:15,156 --> 00:34:17,706 DO I HEAR, UH, THREE-- [cheers and applause] 867 00:34:17,745 --> 00:34:20,015 DO I HEAR $325? - $325. 868 00:34:20,058 --> 00:34:22,508 - $325? I HAVE $325? DO I HEAR $350? 869 00:34:22,543 --> 00:34:24,303 - $350. - $350? I HAVE $350. 870 00:34:24,338 --> 00:34:26,198 DO I HEAR $400? DO I HAVE $400? 871 00:34:26,236 --> 00:34:28,756 $400 IN THE BACK. DO I HEAR $450? 872 00:34:28,790 --> 00:34:29,830 - $450. 873 00:34:29,860 --> 00:34:31,170 - $450. WHO'S GONNA GIVE ME $500? 874 00:34:31,207 --> 00:34:32,727 - RIGHT HERE. - I HAVE $500. 875 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,560 LET'S GO $600. WHO'S GONNA GIVE ME $600? 876 00:34:34,589 --> 00:34:35,519 $600. - $600. 877 00:34:35,556 --> 00:34:39,216 - $600 OVER THERE. $600. DO I HAVE $650? 878 00:34:39,249 --> 00:34:41,979 I HAVE $600. GOING ONCE. - AH! 879 00:34:42,010 --> 00:34:43,150 - GOING TWICE. - $700! 880 00:34:43,184 --> 00:34:45,464 - $700! $700. 881 00:34:45,497 --> 00:34:47,397 THAT'S A--WOW, THAT'S A SYCAMORE CHARTER RECORD. 882 00:34:47,430 --> 00:34:51,230 RIGHT--RIGHT HERE. $700. GOING ONCE. GOING TWICE. 883 00:34:51,261 --> 00:34:53,021 - $800. - HERE WE GO. 884 00:34:53,056 --> 00:34:55,816 WE GOT A CAT FIGHT. WE GOT A CAT FIGHT. 885 00:34:55,852 --> 00:34:59,202 - 800 SMACKEROOS. WOW. - $900. 886 00:34:59,235 --> 00:35:01,645 - $900. - OKAY. IT'S ON. 887 00:35:01,685 --> 00:35:05,235 MAKE IT A GRAND. - AH! THAT A BABY! 888 00:35:05,275 --> 00:35:07,995 - $1,000. U.S. - $1,100. 889 00:35:08,036 --> 00:35:10,206 - $1,200. - $1,500. 890 00:35:10,246 --> 00:35:12,206 - $1,500. 891 00:35:12,248 --> 00:35:13,588 $1,500. WOW. 892 00:35:13,628 --> 00:35:15,488 - WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH HER? 893 00:35:15,527 --> 00:35:17,457 - [over microphone] I KNOW, SHE DOESN'T EVEN WORK. 894 00:35:17,494 --> 00:35:21,504 - SHE DOESN'T WORK? [feedback] 895 00:35:24,294 --> 00:35:27,924 - WHICH IS A VALID-- 896 00:35:27,953 --> 00:35:30,613 SUCH A VALID, WONDERFUL CHOICE 897 00:35:30,645 --> 00:35:36,405 THAT, YOU KNOW, I DID AN EXTRA MONTH 898 00:35:36,444 --> 00:35:37,514 OF MATERNITY LEAVE. 899 00:35:37,549 --> 00:35:39,239 I-I TOOK THAT-- - EXCELLENT. 900 00:35:39,275 --> 00:35:42,485 $1,500. GOING ONCE. GOING TWICE. 901 00:35:42,519 --> 00:35:44,589 - LET'S MAKE IT $1,920 IN HONOR OF THE YEAR 902 00:35:44,625 --> 00:35:46,035 WOMEN WON THE RIGHT TO VOTE. 903 00:35:46,074 --> 00:35:47,564 SOLIDARITY. 904 00:35:47,593 --> 00:35:50,733 - SOLD. GREAT, LADIES. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 905 00:35:50,769 --> 00:35:53,319 THAT'S A GREAT WAY TO START OFF THE, UH, THE EVENING HERE. 906 00:35:53,358 --> 00:35:56,048 - I'M SORRY. UH-OH. - YOU CAN SEE THAT FROM SPACE. 907 00:35:56,084 --> 00:35:57,334 - I KNOW. I KNOW. 908 00:35:57,362 --> 00:35:59,542 IT'S GONNA TAKE ME MONTHS TO WORK OVERTIME 909 00:35:59,571 --> 00:36:00,431 PAYING THAT OFF. 910 00:36:00,468 --> 00:36:01,398 - LEAST YOU HAVE A JOB. 911 00:36:01,435 --> 00:36:03,575 - WELL, I HEARD YOUR INTERVIEW WENT WELL. 912 00:36:03,609 --> 00:36:04,959 - I GUESS. I DIDN'T GET IT. 913 00:36:04,990 --> 00:36:06,090 - WHAT? - REALLY? 914 00:36:06,129 --> 00:36:07,269 - WHY? 915 00:36:07,303 --> 00:36:08,793 - AND, ADAM, NEXT TIME YOU HELP ME, 916 00:36:08,821 --> 00:36:09,891 MAYBE YOU COULD LET ME KNOW. 917 00:36:09,926 --> 00:36:12,196 I ACTUALLY THOUGHT I GOT THAT INTERVIEW BY MYSELF 918 00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:14,549 AND [chuckles] THEN I FOUND OUT I DIDN'T. 919 00:36:14,586 --> 00:36:16,616 - LISTEN, SARAH, DAD THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA. 920 00:36:16,657 --> 00:36:17,757 - REALLY? THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE USING? 921 00:36:17,796 --> 00:36:19,866 WHAT, ARE YOU 40 AND DAD THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA? 922 00:36:19,901 --> 00:36:22,591 - OH, THE GLOVES ARE OFF NOW. - THAT'S A TERRIBLE REASON. 923 00:36:22,628 --> 00:36:24,108 - OKAY. - I'M SORRY I DIDN'T TELL YOU. 924 00:36:24,147 --> 00:36:25,317 ALL RIGHT? I SHOULD'VE TOLD YOU. 925 00:36:25,355 --> 00:36:26,285 I'M SORRY. - THANK YOU. 926 00:36:26,322 --> 00:36:29,052 - HEY, HOW DID YOUR MEETING GO WITH MAX? 927 00:36:29,083 --> 00:36:31,603 - YOU--IT'S OKAY. YOU CAN TELL THEM. 928 00:36:31,637 --> 00:36:34,497 - IT'S OFFICIAL. MAX HAS ASPERGER'S. 929 00:36:36,573 --> 00:36:39,063 - HEY. - SORRY ABOUT THAT. 930 00:36:39,093 --> 00:36:40,133 - YEAH. - WHAT AM I DOING? 931 00:36:40,163 --> 00:36:41,583 I'M, LIKE, STRAIGHTENING YOUR TIE. 932 00:36:41,613 --> 00:36:42,613 - GET OFF. 933 00:36:42,648 --> 00:36:44,268 YOU KNOW, TO MAKE LIFE EVEN SUCKIER, 934 00:36:44,305 --> 00:36:46,095 OUR PERFECT DAUGHTER WAS HIDING A BAG OF WEED 935 00:36:46,134 --> 00:36:47,104 IN THE BACKYARD. 936 00:36:47,135 --> 00:36:48,135 - OH, WOW. - I AM APPALLED. 937 00:36:48,171 --> 00:36:49,351 - AS YOUR LAWYER, 938 00:36:49,379 --> 00:36:50,519 I WOULD'VE ADVISED YOU NOT TO BRING THAT 939 00:36:50,553 --> 00:36:51,763 TO THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL WHERE... 940 00:36:51,795 --> 00:36:52,865 - IT HAPPENED TO BE IN MY POCKET. 941 00:36:52,900 --> 00:36:55,110 - HE WAS HUNTING A OPOSSUM WHILE WEARING A BLAZER 942 00:36:55,143 --> 00:36:56,113 IN HIS UNDERWEAR. 943 00:36:56,144 --> 00:36:57,394 - THAT'S QUITE AN IMAGE THERE. 944 00:36:57,422 --> 00:37:00,252 - SO IT WAS HADDIE'S? AMBER DIDN'T LIE? 945 00:37:00,287 --> 00:37:01,597 AMBER TOLD THE TRUTH. 946 00:37:01,633 --> 00:37:02,633 - WELL, I'M GLAD THIS IS SUCH GOOD NEWS FOR YOU. 947 00:37:02,668 --> 00:37:04,328 - AMBER TOLD THE TRUTH. - HADDIE'S SMOKING POT. 948 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:05,430 - WELL, AMBER TOLD ME THE TRUTH. 949 00:37:05,464 --> 00:37:06,674 THAT'S HAPPENED, LIKE, ONE OTHER TIME. 950 00:37:06,707 --> 00:37:08,737 - HOW'S IT GOING, CROSBY? - HEY, WOULD YOU PUT THAT AWAY? 951 00:37:08,778 --> 00:37:09,848 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 952 00:37:09,882 --> 00:37:10,882 - HEY, LOOK, MAN, I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 953 00:37:10,918 --> 00:37:12,638 WHAT KIND OF MISCHIEF MY NIECE IS UP TO, OKAY? 954 00:37:12,678 --> 00:37:14,438 IT SMELLS LIKE MEXICAN MISCHIEF. 955 00:37:14,473 --> 00:37:15,653 BUT IT COULD BE HUMBOLDT MISCHIEF. 956 00:37:15,681 --> 00:37:18,411 - DO NOT LIGHT THAT. DO NOT-- 957 00:37:18,443 --> 00:37:20,033 - CROSBY, IF YOU GET ME KICKED OUT OF THIS SCHOOL, 958 00:37:20,065 --> 00:37:22,235 I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL TAKE YOUR SKINNY ASS DOWN. 959 00:37:22,274 --> 00:37:23,664 - WELL, IF YOU GET BOOTED, 960 00:37:23,689 --> 00:37:25,549 THEN MAYBE THAT HO WON'T TRY TO RAW DOG YOUR HUSBAND. 961 00:37:25,588 --> 00:37:28,868 - I'M SO--WHAT? - "RAW DOG." IS THAT A--? 962 00:37:28,901 --> 00:37:29,871 - I KNOW. - WHAT IS THAT? 963 00:37:29,902 --> 00:37:31,282 - WHOA. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 964 00:37:31,318 --> 00:37:32,658 - SHE WAS ALL "JOEL BUILT THIS WHOLE PLATFORM 965 00:37:32,698 --> 00:37:34,218 WITH HIS BARE HANDS," LIKE, YOU KNOW, 966 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:35,602 HE'S FROM THE 1400s OR SOMETHING. 967 00:37:35,632 --> 00:37:37,292 - OKAY, JOEL WOULD NEVER. - NO, HE WOULDN'T. 968 00:37:37,324 --> 00:37:39,464 - JOEL? - NEVER EVER IN A MILLION YEARS. 969 00:37:39,498 --> 00:37:41,048 - AND SHE'S--SHE'S-- - SHE'S A TART. 970 00:37:41,086 --> 00:37:43,156 - [laughs] - COME ON. PUT THAT OUT. 971 00:37:43,191 --> 00:37:45,161 - NOW IT'S IN SAFE HANDS. HERE WE GO. 972 00:37:45,193 --> 00:37:47,543 UH-OH. UH-OH. OH, MAMA BEAR'S... 973 00:37:47,575 --> 00:37:49,365 - KRISTINA? WHAT... 974 00:37:49,405 --> 00:37:50,885 - YOU GOT TO PUT HER ON A SHORTER LEASH, MY MAN. 975 00:37:50,923 --> 00:37:51,753 LOOK AT THIS. 976 00:37:51,786 --> 00:37:53,686 - YOU GUYS, THIS IS STILL ILLEGAL. 977 00:37:53,719 --> 00:37:55,269 YOU KNOW THAT? STILL ILLEGAL. 978 00:37:55,307 --> 00:37:56,717 KRISTINA, WOULD YOU PUT THAT OUT, PLEASE? 979 00:37:56,757 --> 00:37:58,717 COME ON, THIS IS ILLEGAL. - DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 980 00:37:58,759 --> 00:38:00,729 - WHERE'D EVERYBODY GO? - OH, MY GOD. MOM. IT'S MOM. 981 00:38:00,761 --> 00:38:02,451 - OH, GREAT. - HERE COMES MOM. 982 00:38:02,487 --> 00:38:05,457 SHH. YOU GUYS. - I NEEDED SOME AIR. 983 00:38:05,490 --> 00:38:07,040 - OH, YEAH. - WHAT'S SO FUNNY? 984 00:38:07,077 --> 00:38:10,737 - NOTHING. - HI, MOM. HI. 985 00:38:10,771 --> 00:38:13,771 - MOM, YOU LOOK SO SOFT TONIGHT. 986 00:38:13,808 --> 00:38:15,258 [snickering] 987 00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:16,983 - OH, GOD, YOU GUYS, YOU'RE SMOKING DOPE 988 00:38:17,018 --> 00:38:17,948 IN THE SCHOOL YARD. 989 00:38:17,985 --> 00:38:20,225 - I WAS NOT SMOKING DOPE. - YOU IDIOTS. 990 00:38:20,263 --> 00:38:22,233 - MOM, ADAM'S A CHIMNEY. 991 00:38:22,265 --> 00:38:24,815 WE NEED TO GET HIM INTO A FACILITY. 992 00:38:24,854 --> 00:38:26,824 [laughter] 993 00:38:26,856 --> 00:38:27,886 - GET HIM! - RUN! 994 00:38:27,926 --> 00:38:29,716 - GET HIM! - RUN! 995 00:38:33,725 --> 00:38:35,515 - I SHOULD'VE SEEN IT. I SHOULD'VE CAUGHT IT. 996 00:38:35,554 --> 00:38:36,734 YOU WERE ALWAYS CONCERNED. 997 00:38:36,762 --> 00:38:37,592 I WAS ALWAYS TELLING YOU IT WAS OKAY. 998 00:38:37,625 --> 00:38:39,585 - YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK THIS IS GOOD 999 00:38:39,627 --> 00:38:41,867 BECAUSE IF WE CAN BLAME EVERYTHING ON YOU, 1000 00:38:41,905 --> 00:38:43,865 IT'S GONNA MAKE EVERYTHING BETTER. 1001 00:38:43,907 --> 00:38:45,907 - YOU THINK SO? - YEAH. 1002 00:38:48,187 --> 00:38:50,667 - KRISTINA, I JUST-- I DON'T-- 1003 00:38:50,707 --> 00:38:52,297 I CAN DEAL WITH ANYTHING. 1004 00:38:52,330 --> 00:38:54,190 I-I CAN DEAL WITH DISEASE, WITH ILLNESS, 1005 00:38:54,228 --> 00:38:55,608 WITH A BROKEN BONE. 1006 00:38:55,643 --> 00:38:56,643 GIVE ME SOMETHING I CAN FIX. 1007 00:38:56,679 --> 00:38:58,469 BUT I JUST--I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THIS. 1008 00:38:58,508 --> 00:38:59,478 THIS IS FOR LIFE. 1009 00:38:59,509 --> 00:39:00,479 - NO, ADAM. JUST STOP IT. 1010 00:39:00,510 --> 00:39:03,200 I MEAN, COME ON. YOU ONLY HEARD THE BAD PART. 1011 00:39:03,237 --> 00:39:07,547 YOU DIDN'T HEAR EVERYTHING ELSE THAT THE DOCTOR SAID. 1012 00:39:07,586 --> 00:39:11,726 MAX IS--HE'S SMART, AND HE'S BEAUTIFUL, 1013 00:39:11,763 --> 00:39:14,973 AND THERE'S SO MUCH POTENTIAL. 1014 00:39:15,007 --> 00:39:16,867 AND HOPE. 1015 00:39:20,288 --> 00:39:22,008 - SO WHAT NOW? 1016 00:39:24,948 --> 00:39:26,808 - WE START TO WORK. 1017 00:39:40,205 --> 00:39:42,375 - HAVE A NICE DAY. 1018 00:39:47,730 --> 00:39:50,730 - UNFORTUNATELY, THERE'S NOT MUCH WE CAN DO. 1019 00:39:50,767 --> 00:39:53,077 I'M AFRAID AMBER'S TRANSCRIPT JUST DOESN'T JUSTIFY BEING 1020 00:39:53,114 --> 00:39:54,394 IN THE ELEVENTH GRADE. 1021 00:39:54,426 --> 00:39:57,906 - I KNOW. HER GRADES AT FRESNO TOTALLY SUCKED. 1022 00:39:57,947 --> 00:40:00,327 CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT. 1023 00:40:00,363 --> 00:40:03,783 THE THING ABOUT AMBER IS... 1024 00:40:03,815 --> 00:40:08,715 THE HIDDEN SECRET ABOUT AMBER IS SHE'S REALLY SMART. 1025 00:40:08,751 --> 00:40:12,441 SHE JUST HASN'T GOTTEN A BREAK, YOU KNOW? 1026 00:40:12,479 --> 00:40:14,899 SHE HASN'T GOTTEN THE BREAK THAT SHE DESERVES. 1027 00:40:14,929 --> 00:40:16,789 AND THAT'S MY FAULT. 1028 00:40:16,828 --> 00:40:19,798 AND I TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THAT. 1029 00:40:19,831 --> 00:40:20,731 BUT THE REASON I CAME HERE-- 1030 00:40:20,763 --> 00:40:24,873 THE REASON I MOVED MY FAMILY HERE IS... 1031 00:40:24,905 --> 00:40:29,875 TO GIVE HER A CHANCE TO BECOME MORE. 1032 00:40:32,775 --> 00:40:34,945 I KNOW THE LAST THING YOU WANT IS ANOTHER PARENT IN HERE 1033 00:40:34,984 --> 00:40:37,064 ASKING FOR SPECIAL TREATMENT FOR THEIR KID. 1034 00:40:37,089 --> 00:40:40,329 BUT... 1035 00:40:40,368 --> 00:40:42,338 I'M JUST AFRAID THAT IF THE FIRST THING 1036 00:40:42,370 --> 00:40:46,720 THAT HAPPENS TO HER HERE IS THAT SHE GETS LEFT BACK... 1037 00:40:46,754 --> 00:40:48,794 THAT SHE'S JUST GOING TO SHUT DOWN. 1038 00:40:48,825 --> 00:40:51,165 AND THE THING I WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD 1039 00:40:51,207 --> 00:40:55,107 IS FOR HER NOT TO SHUT DOWN. 1040 00:40:55,142 --> 00:40:59,462 'CAUSE I BELIEVE IN HER. 1041 00:40:59,491 --> 00:41:03,391 YOU DON'T KNOW ME. YOU DON'T KNOW HER. 1042 00:41:03,426 --> 00:41:05,216 SO... 1043 00:41:05,255 --> 00:41:08,905 BUT I GUESS I'M ASKING FOR YOU TO BELIEVE IN HER TOO. 1044 00:41:08,949 --> 00:41:12,229 [Paul Simon's St. Judy's Comet] 1045 00:41:12,262 --> 00:41:14,262 - ♪ OOH, LITTLE SLEEPY BOY 1046 00:41:14,299 --> 00:41:16,849 ♪ DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? ♪ 1047 00:41:16,888 --> 00:41:21,818 ♪ WELL, THE HOUR OF YOUR BEDTIME'S LONG BEEN PAST ♪ 1048 00:41:21,858 --> 00:41:24,068 ♪ AND THOUGH I KNOW YOU'RE FIGHTING IT ♪ 1049 00:41:24,102 --> 00:41:26,142 ♪ I CAN TELL WHEN YOU RUB YOUR EYES ♪ 1050 00:41:26,173 --> 00:41:28,663 ♪ YOU'RE FADING FAST 1051 00:41:28,693 --> 00:41:31,873 ♪ OH, FADING FAST 1052 00:41:31,903 --> 00:41:33,873 ♪ WON'T YOU RUN COME SEE ST. JUDY'S COMET ♪ 1053 00:41:33,905 --> 00:41:36,795 ♪ ROLL ACROSS THE SKIES 1054 00:41:36,839 --> 00:41:40,709 ♪ AND LEAVE A SPRAY OF DIAMONDS IN ITS WAKE ♪ 1055 00:41:41,947 --> 00:41:46,087 ♪ I LONG TO SEE ST. JUDY'S COMET SPARKLE IN YOUR EYES ♪ 1056 00:41:46,124 --> 00:41:48,404 ♪ WHEN YOU AWAKE 1057 00:41:48,436 --> 00:41:51,986 ♪ OH, WHEN YOU WAKE, WAKE 1058 00:41:52,026 --> 00:41:57,026 ♪ 1059 00:42:01,622 --> 00:42:03,422 ♪ LITTLE BOY, LITTLE BOY 1060 00:42:03,451 --> 00:42:08,111 ♪ WON'T YOU CLOSE YOUR WEARY EYES ♪ 1061 00:42:08,146 --> 00:42:13,286 ♪ AIN'T NOTHING FLASHING BUT THE FIREFLIES ♪ 1062 00:42:16,879 --> 00:42:21,399 ♪ OOH, LITTLE SLEEPY BOY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS? ♪ 1063 00:42:21,435 --> 00:42:23,255 ♪ WELL, THE HOUR OF YOUR BEDTIME'S ♪ 1064 00:42:23,299 --> 00:42:26,269 ♪ LONG BEEN PAST 1065 00:42:26,302 --> 00:42:28,622 ♪ AND THOUGH I KNOW YOU'RE FIGHTING IT ♪ 1066 00:42:28,649 --> 00:42:30,509 ♪ I CAN TELL WHEN YOU RUB YOUR EYES ♪ 1067 00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:32,718 ♪ THAT YOU'RE FADING FAST