1 00:00:01,829 --> 00:00:04,039 [The Avett Brothers' Kick Drum Heart] 2 00:00:04,073 --> 00:00:07,943 ♪ 3 00:00:07,973 --> 00:00:09,493 - ♪ THE FOOTPRINTS OVER THE SNOW ♪ 4 00:00:09,526 --> 00:00:11,766 ♪ THE FABRIC OF ALL THE LONELY ♪ 5 00:00:11,804 --> 00:00:13,224 ♪ C-COVERING ONLY 6 00:00:13,254 --> 00:00:14,914 ♪ THE FABLES AND HANDS 7 00:00:14,945 --> 00:00:16,215 ♪ THE REST IS OUT IN THE COLD ♪ 8 00:00:16,257 --> 00:00:18,157 ♪ HOLDING THE LAST OF THE SEASON ♪ 9 00:00:18,190 --> 00:00:21,090 - MORNING. - MORNING, ADAM. 10 00:00:21,124 --> 00:00:24,924 - ♪ MY, MY, MY HEART LIKE A KICK DRUM ♪ 11 00:00:24,955 --> 00:00:27,095 ♪ MY, MY HEART LIKE A KICK DRUM ♪ 12 00:00:27,130 --> 00:00:30,510 - [panting] 13 00:00:30,547 --> 00:00:33,237 OH, GOD. OH, GOD. 14 00:00:33,274 --> 00:00:36,244 [cell phone ringing] 15 00:00:36,277 --> 00:00:38,757 [continues panting] 16 00:00:38,797 --> 00:00:40,417 HELLO? - I LOST AMBER. 17 00:00:40,454 --> 00:00:41,214 - WHAT? 18 00:00:41,248 --> 00:00:42,798 - SHE FLED. SHE ESCAPED. 19 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:43,935 SHE SNUCK RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW. 20 00:00:43,974 --> 00:00:45,464 - OKAY, LISTEN, SARAH, HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO DO. 21 00:00:45,493 --> 00:00:46,813 - WHAT, ARE YOU HAVING A HEART ATTACK? 22 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:48,009 - NO, I'M EXERCISING. 23 00:00:48,048 --> 00:00:49,978 - YOU'RE, LIKE, WHEEZING LIKE AN OLD PERSON. 24 00:00:50,015 --> 00:00:51,835 CAREFUL! - YOU NEED TO FIND HER. 25 00:00:51,879 --> 00:00:53,119 - WHO? - YOUR DAUGHTER. 26 00:00:53,156 --> 00:00:55,636 - THAT'S YOUR ADVICE? THANKS, BIG BROTHER. 27 00:00:55,676 --> 00:00:58,606 HERE I AM, MOVING OUR ENTIRE SITUATION 28 00:00:58,644 --> 00:01:00,164 JUST SO I CAN MAKE HER LIFE BETTER. 29 00:01:00,198 --> 00:01:02,168 AND WHAT DO I GET? HEY, DREW. 30 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,310 DREW! PLEASE TURN THAT THING DOWN! 31 00:01:04,340 --> 00:01:05,480 - HEY, HOW'S DREW? 32 00:01:05,513 --> 00:01:07,313 - OH, GOOD. HE'S GOOD. - YEAH? 33 00:01:07,343 --> 00:01:09,763 - [sighs] I'M DOING THE RIGHT THING. 34 00:01:09,793 --> 00:01:11,423 RIGHT, ADAM? MOVING HOME. 35 00:01:11,450 --> 00:01:13,380 - LOOK, SARAH, YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING. 36 00:01:13,418 --> 00:01:15,388 - YOU SURE? IT'S GONNA BE GOOD, RIGHT? 37 00:01:15,420 --> 00:01:16,700 I MEAN, YOU SAID IT WAS GONNA BE GOOD, 38 00:01:16,731 --> 00:01:17,971 AND THAT'S ESSENTIALLY WHY I'M DOING IT, 39 00:01:18,008 --> 00:01:19,218 BECAUSE YOU SAID IT WAS GONNA BE GOOD, 40 00:01:19,251 --> 00:01:20,801 SO IF IT ISN'T GOOD, I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER FORGIVE YOU. 41 00:01:20,839 --> 00:01:24,049 - LOOK, IF IT'S NOT GOOD, YOU CAN BLAME ME. OKAY? 42 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,094 - THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. 43 00:01:25,119 --> 00:01:26,289 - LOOK, ALL RIGHT, SARAH, I GOTTA GO, OKAY? 44 00:01:26,327 --> 00:01:27,467 I GOT ANOTHER CALL. 45 00:01:27,501 --> 00:01:28,991 - NO, NO, NO, NO, ADAM, ADAM, ADAM, 46 00:01:29,019 --> 00:01:30,639 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT-- - ALL RIGHT. DAD. 47 00:01:30,676 --> 00:01:33,156 - YEAH. UH, MY PIPES ARE CLOGGED. 48 00:01:33,196 --> 00:01:35,026 - DAD, I--I'M EXERCISING. 49 00:01:35,060 --> 00:01:36,130 - YEAH, GOOD. - ALL RIGHT? 50 00:01:36,165 --> 00:01:37,265 - OKAY, I NEED YOU HERE RIGHT NOW. 51 00:01:37,304 --> 00:01:39,034 I'M NOT EVEN GETTING A BELCH. 52 00:01:39,064 --> 00:01:41,554 - I--OH, GOD. OH. 53 00:01:41,584 --> 00:01:43,384 [knocking on door] 54 00:01:43,413 --> 00:01:44,733 - AMBER! 55 00:01:44,759 --> 00:01:46,899 [rock music playing] 56 00:01:46,934 --> 00:01:50,494 ♪ - [pounding on door] AMBER 57 00:01:50,524 --> 00:01:51,534 AMBER. 58 00:01:51,559 --> 00:01:53,349 YOU NEED TO GET IN THE CAR WITH ME RIGHT NOW. 59 00:01:53,389 --> 00:01:54,869 - LOOK. 60 00:01:54,907 --> 00:01:56,187 BERKELEY IS A LIVING HELL, MOM. 61 00:01:56,219 --> 00:01:57,529 I AM NOT MOVING THERE. 62 00:01:57,565 --> 00:02:00,705 I AM MOVING IN WITH DAMIEN. WE'VE DECIDED. 63 00:02:00,741 --> 00:02:02,191 RIGHT, DAMIEN? - UHH. 64 00:02:02,225 --> 00:02:04,985 - DAMIEN, I NEED TO SPEAK WITH MY DAUGHTER. 65 00:02:05,021 --> 00:02:06,681 COULD YOU GIVE US A MOMENT? 66 00:02:06,712 --> 00:02:08,682 PERHAPS YOU COULD USE THIS TIME TO PUT ON A SHIRT. 67 00:02:08,714 --> 00:02:10,374 - NAH, AH, AH. YOU STAY RIGHT THERE, DAMIEN. 68 00:02:10,406 --> 00:02:12,166 DO NOT LET HER SCARE YOU. 69 00:02:12,201 --> 00:02:15,481 HER BARK IS WORSE THAN HER BITE. 70 00:02:15,514 --> 00:02:17,214 - ♪ I WANNA LIFT OFF TO OUTER SPACE ♪ 71 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:18,900 - [growls] 72 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,070 - THIS IS SO EMBARASSING. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME? 73 00:02:22,107 --> 00:02:23,347 YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE! 74 00:02:23,384 --> 00:02:25,254 - I TOLD YOU. WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. 75 00:02:25,283 --> 00:02:26,153 I'M OUT OF MONEY. 76 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:28,490 PLUS, I WANT YOU GUYS TO HAVE A CHANCE 77 00:02:28,527 --> 00:02:30,937 TO BE WITH FAMILY, BECOME DECENT UPSTANDING-- 78 00:02:30,978 --> 00:02:32,118 - DAMIEN! - CITIZENS OF THE WORLD. 79 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,332 - CALL ME! - [bangs] GET IN THE CAR! 80 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,395 - HEY. 81 00:02:37,018 --> 00:02:38,118 HOW'S MY GRANDSON DOING? 82 00:02:38,158 --> 00:02:39,368 IS HE GETTING READY FOR HIS GAME? 83 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:40,820 I'M GONNA BE THERE WITH BELLS ON. 84 00:02:40,850 --> 00:02:42,710 - THAT'S--ACTUALLY, DAD, THAT--THAT'S THE THING, 85 00:02:42,748 --> 00:02:45,028 IS I THINK YOU MIGHT BE MAKING MAX A LITTLE NERVOUS. 86 00:02:45,061 --> 00:02:47,241 - WHAT? - IT'S JUST, YOU'RE VERY-- 87 00:02:47,270 --> 00:02:49,480 - VERY--VERY WHAT? 88 00:02:50,239 --> 00:02:51,449 - UH, NOTHING, I'M JUST--JUST-- 89 00:02:51,481 --> 00:02:52,831 MAX IS A SENSITIVE KID, THAT'S ALL. 90 00:02:52,862 --> 00:02:55,242 - WELL, YOU WERE SENSITIVE TOO. I CURED YOU. 91 00:02:55,278 --> 00:02:56,518 - ALL RIGHT, LOOK, IF YOU'RE GONNA COME TO THE GAME, 92 00:02:56,555 --> 00:02:58,175 I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO BE CALM, ALL RIGHT? 93 00:02:58,212 --> 00:03:00,282 IT'S IMPORTANT THAT MAX FEELS A CALMNESS. 94 00:03:00,318 --> 00:03:02,418 - A CALMNESS. [cell phone ringing] 95 00:03:02,458 --> 00:03:04,108 - YEAH. - HEY, HONEY? 96 00:03:04,149 --> 00:03:05,389 HE WILL NOT PUT ON HIS UNIFORM. 97 00:03:05,426 --> 00:03:08,186 - LOOK, THE GAME'S IN AN HOUR, KRISTINA. 98 00:03:08,222 --> 00:03:09,362 HE HAS TO GO. I'M THE COACH. 99 00:03:09,396 --> 00:03:11,156 - OKAY. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YA. 100 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,051 IT'S A NONSTARTER. I MEAN-- 101 00:03:13,089 --> 00:03:14,879 - JUST-- [exhales] 102 00:03:16,230 --> 00:03:17,470 [exhaling slowly] 103 00:03:17,507 --> 00:03:19,817 I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. OKAY? 104 00:03:19,854 --> 00:03:22,374 - [sighs] THANK YOU. - ALL RIGHT. BYE. 105 00:03:22,409 --> 00:03:23,929 - WHAT, HE DOESN'T WANNA GO? 106 00:03:23,962 --> 00:03:25,452 - YEAH, HE DOESN'T WANNA GO. 107 00:03:25,481 --> 00:03:26,791 - WELL, IT'S A BASEBALL GAME. HE'S GOTTA GO. 108 00:03:26,827 --> 00:03:28,207 - HE DOESN'T WANNA GO TO THE GAME. 109 00:03:28,242 --> 00:03:29,212 HE'S GONNA GO. WE'LL GET HIM TO GO. 110 00:03:29,243 --> 00:03:30,693 - WELL YOU'RE THE COACH. - CAN I FINISH THIS? 111 00:03:30,727 --> 00:03:31,997 - YEAH, WELL, FIX THAT AND THEN GET OVER THERE 112 00:03:32,039 --> 00:03:33,179 AND GET HIM TO THE GAME. 113 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:34,773 - AH! - OH, NO. 114 00:03:34,800 --> 00:03:36,800 - DAMN. AH! 115 00:03:38,356 --> 00:03:40,876 HEY. WHAT DO WE GOT? 116 00:03:41,807 --> 00:03:43,397 - MAJOR LEGO BINGE. 117 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:45,604 - ALRIGHT. 118 00:03:47,123 --> 00:03:48,643 MAX? 119 00:03:48,676 --> 00:03:50,296 MAX. 120 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:52,303 LISTEN, MAX, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PLAY BASEBALL, 121 00:03:52,335 --> 00:03:54,405 NOT AFTER THIS SEASON. 122 00:03:54,441 --> 00:03:56,271 BUT I WANT YOU TO GIVE THIS A CHANCE, 123 00:03:56,305 --> 00:03:58,375 BECAUSE IT MEANT A LOT TO ME WHEN I WAS A KID. 124 00:03:58,410 --> 00:04:01,380 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, WILL YOU GIVE IT A SHOT? 125 00:04:03,173 --> 00:04:04,553 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN, AFTER THE GAME, 126 00:04:04,589 --> 00:04:07,249 WHY DON'T WE GO HAVE SOME ICE CREAM? 127 00:04:07,281 --> 00:04:09,081 DOUBLE SCOOP. 128 00:04:09,110 --> 00:04:10,250 AND WHEN I SAY DOUBLE SCOOP, 129 00:04:10,284 --> 00:04:12,224 WHAT I REALLY MEAN IS TRIPLE SCOOP. 130 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,322 - I THINK YOU SHOULD LET HIM STAY. 131 00:04:13,356 --> 00:04:15,666 LIKE, DO WE EVEN CARE ABOUT BASEBALL? 132 00:04:15,703 --> 00:04:17,643 - WELL, YOUR FATHER SURE DOES. 133 00:04:17,671 --> 00:04:18,811 - WHY? 134 00:04:18,844 --> 00:04:21,334 - WELL, BECAUSE MEN FEEL THE NEED TO EXPRESS THEIR LOVE 135 00:04:21,364 --> 00:04:24,544 THROUGH HITTING BALLS, SLAPPING BUTTS, 136 00:04:24,574 --> 00:04:27,164 AND DISCUSSING MEANINGLESS STATISTICS. 137 00:04:27,197 --> 00:04:28,367 AND I THINK YOUR FATHER THINKS THAT 138 00:04:28,406 --> 00:04:29,576 IF MAX DOESN'T DO THESE THINGS, 139 00:04:29,614 --> 00:04:32,414 HE'S GONNA GROW UP TO BE SAD AND ALONE. 140 00:04:32,444 --> 00:04:36,594 - WELL, THAT'S ABSURD. 141 00:04:36,621 --> 00:04:37,861 - [sighs] 142 00:04:37,898 --> 00:04:39,798 - WE ONLY HAVE 12 MINUTES, GUYS. COME ON. LET'S GO. LET'S GO. 143 00:04:39,831 --> 00:04:41,971 - OKAY, OKAY. HONEY HOW DID YOU MAKE THIS HAPPEN? 144 00:04:42,005 --> 00:04:44,555 - OH, I JUST TOLD HIM ABOUT THE JOYS OF BASEBALL... 145 00:04:44,594 --> 00:04:46,394 AND HOW IT'S SOMETHING HE CAN DO WITH HIS FATHER FOREVER. 146 00:04:46,424 --> 00:04:47,914 - OH. DOUBLE SCOOP. - TRIPLE. 147 00:04:47,942 --> 00:04:48,812 - GREAT PARENTING. 148 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:49,770 - LOOK, ONCE HE GETS HIS FIRST HIT... 149 00:04:49,806 --> 00:04:51,386 EVERYTHING IS GONNA TURN AROUND FOR HIM. 150 00:04:51,429 --> 00:04:53,359 THIS IS GONNA BE FUN! - OKAY. 151 00:04:53,396 --> 00:04:55,116 - WOO! ALRIGHT, LET'S GO! 152 00:04:55,156 --> 00:04:59,746 [cell phone ringing] 153 00:04:59,782 --> 00:05:01,342 - OW, OH. OH. 154 00:05:01,370 --> 00:05:05,170 [cell phone continues ringing] 155 00:05:05,201 --> 00:05:07,341 WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME? - STAY ALIVE OUT THERE, MAX! 156 00:05:07,376 --> 00:05:09,406 - CROSBY, YOU'RE THE ASSISTANT COACH. 157 00:05:09,447 --> 00:05:11,407 - IT'S THE THIRD INNING. WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU? 158 00:05:11,449 --> 00:05:13,349 DAD'S OUT OF CONTROL. - BEND THE KNEES A LITTLE MORE. 159 00:05:13,382 --> 00:05:15,382 - IT'S NOT A GOOD TIME RIGHT-- 160 00:05:15,418 --> 00:05:16,348 I GOTTA, I GOTTA-- [clears throat] 161 00:05:16,385 --> 00:05:17,625 I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW. 162 00:05:17,662 --> 00:05:19,012 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW? 163 00:05:19,042 --> 00:05:20,322 YOU WITH SOMEONE? 164 00:05:20,354 --> 00:05:21,424 - I'M GONNA CALL YOU BACK, OKAY? 165 00:05:21,459 --> 00:05:24,189 - ARE YOU BACK WITH KATIE? DID YOU HAVE MAKEUP SEX? 166 00:05:24,220 --> 00:05:25,600 - OH, COME ON, THAT'S PATHETIC. 167 00:05:25,635 --> 00:05:27,285 - ALL RIGHT, LOOK, WELL, JUST GET OVER HERE, ALL RIGHT? 168 00:05:27,327 --> 00:05:28,907 WE'RE GETTING OUR ASSES HANDED TO US, OKAY? 169 00:05:28,949 --> 00:05:31,919 WHAT KIND OF BROTHER ARE YOU? - I'M ON MY WAY. OKAY? 170 00:05:31,952 --> 00:05:33,472 - ATTA BOY! 171 00:05:33,505 --> 00:05:35,575 - ALL RIGHT, COME ON, COME ON, LET'S GO, LET'S GO! 172 00:05:35,611 --> 00:05:38,891 - COVER SECOND BASE, MAX. YOU'RE THE [indisctinct]. 173 00:06:03,017 --> 00:06:04,397 - NO, I HAVE THE DEPOSITION. 174 00:06:04,433 --> 00:06:06,233 YEAH, I WILL FIND THE HOLES IN IT. 175 00:06:06,262 --> 00:06:09,372 - HEY. HON, WE'RE ACTUALLY IN THE CELL-FREE ZONE, SO... 176 00:06:09,403 --> 00:06:11,343 - OKAY. OKAY. ALRIGHT. 177 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,751 HUDGENS IS FREAKING OUT. 178 00:06:12,786 --> 00:06:14,436 HE THINKS THAT LEON'S GONNA TAKE HIM OFF 179 00:06:14,477 --> 00:06:15,577 THE TIBLI CASE. AND, SO-- 180 00:06:15,616 --> 00:06:17,066 - UH, HUH. CAN YOU TURN THAT OFF? 181 00:06:17,100 --> 00:06:18,000 - I'LL PUT IT ON VIBRATE. 182 00:06:18,032 --> 00:06:19,382 - HEY, DON'T TALK DIRTY AT FAIRYLAND. 183 00:06:19,413 --> 00:06:20,663 - SHUT UP. 184 00:06:20,690 --> 00:06:22,040 - IT'S JUST THAT SYDNEY HAS BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS... 185 00:06:22,071 --> 00:06:23,421 ALL WEEK. - OKAY. 186 00:06:23,452 --> 00:06:24,562 - HEY! - HEY ALRIGHTY! 187 00:06:24,591 --> 00:06:27,181 - ALRIGHT, THANKS FOR WAITING. - THANK YOU SO MUCH. 188 00:06:27,214 --> 00:06:29,494 -OKAY, LET'S TAKE THIS PHOTO. HUH? 189 00:06:29,527 --> 00:06:31,597 - [phone vibrating] - UHM... 190 00:06:31,632 --> 00:06:34,502 ONE SECOND. - BE STRONG. 191 00:06:35,291 --> 00:06:36,361 - IT'LL BE SO QUICK. - COME ON. 192 00:06:36,396 --> 00:06:37,496 YOU CAN DO IT. - AHHH. 193 00:06:37,535 --> 00:06:39,425 [phone buzzing] [buttons clicking] 194 00:06:39,468 --> 00:06:40,808 OKAY. 195 00:06:41,297 --> 00:06:42,777 - YEAH! - YEAH! 196 00:06:42,816 --> 00:06:43,706 - ALRIGHT! 197 00:06:43,748 --> 00:06:45,678 - CHEESE! - CHEESE! 198 00:06:46,578 --> 00:06:48,268 - BALL FOUR. TAKE YOUR BASE. 199 00:06:48,304 --> 00:06:49,654 - ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. 200 00:06:49,685 --> 00:06:52,375 OKAY, EVERYBODY, WE ARE ONLY DOWN BY SEVEN. 201 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,932 WE CAN DO THIS. YOU READY, MAX? LET'S GO. 202 00:06:54,966 --> 00:06:56,796 - THIS IS OUR DATE WITH DESTINY. COME ON. 203 00:06:57,347 --> 00:06:58,347 - OH, NO. MAX IS UP? 204 00:06:58,383 --> 00:07:01,493 - OH, GOD, MAX IS UP. 205 00:07:01,524 --> 00:07:03,394 - HEY, NOT COOL. 206 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,733 ALL RIGHT, MAX, LISTEN TO ME, ALL RIGHT? 207 00:07:04,769 --> 00:07:06,529 I KNOW I TOLD YOU TO SWING AT EVERYTHING. 208 00:07:06,564 --> 00:07:07,814 BUT IN THIS SITUATION, YOU GOTTA KNOW 209 00:07:07,841 --> 00:07:09,771 THAT A WALK IS JUST AS GOOD AS A HIT, OKAY? 210 00:07:09,808 --> 00:07:12,568 - CAN'T SOMEONE ELSE HIT? 211 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:15,570 PLEASE. I SUCK. 212 00:07:15,607 --> 00:07:16,467 I'M GONNA STRIKE OUT. 213 00:07:16,505 --> 00:07:17,605 EVERYONE'S GONNA HATE ME. 214 00:07:17,644 --> 00:07:19,304 - WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT? WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG? 215 00:07:19,335 --> 00:07:21,435 - MAX. LISTEN TO ME, MAX. 216 00:07:21,475 --> 00:07:23,295 MAX, LISTEN TO ME. ALL RIGHT? 217 00:07:23,339 --> 00:07:26,689 NOW IT--IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU GET A HIT OR NOT, OKAY? 218 00:07:26,722 --> 00:07:28,832 IT'S A GAME, IT'S ALL ABOUT HAVING FUN. 219 00:07:28,862 --> 00:07:31,452 - I'M NOT HAVING ANY FUN. 220 00:07:32,590 --> 00:07:33,730 - ALL RIGHT, WELL, LOOK. 221 00:07:33,763 --> 00:07:36,153 JUST TRY YOUR BEST, PAL, OKAY? 222 00:07:37,077 --> 00:07:38,667 - ATTA BOY. - GOOD GAME, ALL RIGHT? 223 00:07:38,699 --> 00:07:40,489 HAVE SOME FUN, HAVE SOME FUN. - GIVE IT A WALLOP, MAX. 224 00:07:40,529 --> 00:07:41,599 KNOCK IT OUT OF THE PARK. 225 00:07:41,633 --> 00:07:42,953 - COME ON, MAXIE. 226 00:07:42,979 --> 00:07:44,529 - ALL RIGHT. BEND THOSE KNEES NOW. 227 00:07:44,567 --> 00:07:47,017 GET THAT BAT BACK. ELBOW UP. COME ON. 228 00:07:47,052 --> 00:07:48,782 - SHOVE IT DOWN THEIR THROATS, MAXO, COME ON. 229 00:07:48,813 --> 00:07:51,133 SHOVE IT DOWN THEIR THROATS, MAX-- 230 00:07:51,160 --> 00:07:52,580 ZEEK. ZEEK. - WHAT? WHAT? 231 00:07:52,610 --> 00:07:54,720 - SIMMER. SIMMER. 232 00:07:56,510 --> 00:07:57,510 - STRIKE ONE. 233 00:07:57,546 --> 00:07:59,616 - COME ON, THERE'S NO WAY THAT KID'S EIGHT. 234 00:07:59,651 --> 00:08:00,791 DID YOU SEE THIS PITCH? - YEAH, YEAH, I SAW. 235 00:08:00,825 --> 00:08:02,205 - WELL, WHAT, DID THEY SMUGGLE HIM IN 236 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:03,550 FROM THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC OR SOMETHING? 237 00:08:03,586 --> 00:08:05,066 - YOU KNOW WHAT? ANY TIME YOU WANNA SHUT UP 238 00:08:05,105 --> 00:08:06,415 WOULD BE GREAT. 239 00:08:06,451 --> 00:08:07,521 ALL RIGHT, MAX, COME ON. 240 00:08:07,556 --> 00:08:09,796 YOU GOTTA--YOU GOTTA GET UP TO THAT PLATE, OKAY? 241 00:08:09,834 --> 00:08:13,704 COVER THAT PLATE, YOU JUST-- SWING AT ANYTHING CLOSE. 242 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:16,117 [bat pinging] 243 00:08:16,150 --> 00:08:17,500 - WHOO. 244 00:08:17,531 --> 00:08:19,601 - RUN, RUN, MAX, RUN! 245 00:08:19,637 --> 00:08:20,567 NO, NO, NO, NO, THE OTHER WAY! 246 00:08:20,603 --> 00:08:22,433 THE OTHER WAY, THE OTHER WAY! 247 00:08:22,467 --> 00:08:24,087 [overlapping shouts] 248 00:08:24,124 --> 00:08:26,754 - RUN, RUN, RUN! YEAH! 249 00:08:26,782 --> 00:08:29,512 - OUT! - YES! NO! 250 00:08:29,543 --> 00:08:31,203 - AH, JEEZ. 251 00:08:31,234 --> 00:08:33,934 HE WAS NOT-- HE WAS NOT OUT. 252 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,516 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? HE WAS SAFE. 253 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:39,352 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HEY, STAND BACK. 254 00:08:39,380 --> 00:08:40,140 - WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? 255 00:08:40,174 --> 00:08:41,044 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER HERE? 256 00:08:41,072 --> 00:08:43,562 - YOU CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HIM! 257 00:08:43,592 --> 00:08:46,322 [indisctinct arguing] 258 00:08:46,353 --> 00:08:49,913 [Bob Dylan's Forever Young] 259 00:08:49,943 --> 00:08:52,953 ♪ 260 00:08:52,980 --> 00:08:55,740 - ♪ MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU ALWAYS ♪ 261 00:08:55,776 --> 00:08:58,396 ♪ MAY YOUR WISHES ALL COME TRUE ♪ 262 00:08:58,434 --> 00:09:00,684 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS DO FOR OTHERS ♪ 263 00:09:00,712 --> 00:09:03,092 ♪ AND LET OTHERS DO FOR YOU ♪ 264 00:09:03,128 --> 00:09:05,818 ♪ MAY YOU BUILD A LADDER TO THE STARS ♪ 265 00:09:05,855 --> 00:09:07,925 ♪ AND CLIMB ON EVERY RUNG 266 00:09:07,961 --> 00:09:13,141 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY FOREVER YOUNG ♪ 267 00:09:13,932 --> 00:09:17,832 ♪ MAY YOU STAY FOREVER YOUNG ♪ 268 00:09:17,867 --> 00:09:23,047 ♪ MAY YOU STAY FOREVER YOUNG ♪ 269 00:09:30,673 --> 00:09:33,303 [acoustic guitar music] 270 00:09:33,331 --> 00:09:38,341 ♪ 271 00:09:43,237 --> 00:09:45,587 - MA. - SARAH. 272 00:09:45,619 --> 00:09:48,379 - SARAH. I'VE BEEN SO EXCITED. 273 00:09:48,415 --> 00:09:49,755 THIS IS SO COOL. 274 00:09:49,796 --> 00:09:51,966 - HEY, HEY, HEY, AMBER. HEY, HONEY. 275 00:09:52,005 --> 00:09:54,965 HEY, DREW. GIVE ME A HANDSHAKE. 276 00:09:55,008 --> 00:09:56,418 NO, LIKE A MAN. 277 00:09:56,457 --> 00:09:58,047 SHAKE IT--JEEZ, DREW. 278 00:09:58,080 --> 00:09:59,080 HEY. - HEY. 279 00:09:59,115 --> 00:10:01,285 - HE WENT TO THE HOSPITAL WITH CHEST PAINS. 280 00:10:01,324 --> 00:10:02,464 - NO. - YEAH. 281 00:10:02,498 --> 00:10:05,048 - WAIT A MINUTE, YOU ATTACKED AN UMPIRE? 282 00:10:05,087 --> 00:10:06,327 - I DID NOT ATTACK THE UMPIRE. 283 00:10:06,364 --> 00:10:07,574 - WHAT DID YOU DO? 284 00:10:07,607 --> 00:10:09,537 - WELL, NO, IT WAS A TERRIBLE CALL. 285 00:10:09,574 --> 00:10:11,334 AND I AM PROUD OF YOU, SON, 286 00:10:11,369 --> 00:10:13,509 FOR STANDING UP FOR JUSTICE. 287 00:10:13,543 --> 00:10:14,683 - DAD, YOU'RE ACTUALLY NOT HELPING. 288 00:10:14,717 --> 00:10:17,057 - YEAH, BUT DID HIS NECK VEINS POP? 289 00:10:17,099 --> 00:10:18,239 - OH, MAN, THEY LOOKED LIKE GARDEN HOSES, 290 00:10:18,272 --> 00:10:21,282 THEY WERE SO ENGULFED. - DADDY, CAN YOU CUT MY MEAT? 291 00:10:21,310 --> 00:10:22,690 - I GOT IT, SWEETIE. 292 00:10:22,725 --> 00:10:24,445 - WELL, DADDY DOES IT BETTER. 293 00:10:24,485 --> 00:10:25,485 - I'M RIGHT HERE, SWEETIE. 294 00:10:25,521 --> 00:10:28,321 - I WANT DADDY. 295 00:10:30,146 --> 00:10:31,556 - FINE. 296 00:10:31,596 --> 00:10:34,006 JOEL, THANK YOU. 297 00:10:34,047 --> 00:10:36,707 - SO, SARAH? - MM-HMM? 298 00:10:36,739 --> 00:10:38,909 - WHAT'S THE PLAN? - THE PLAN? 299 00:10:38,948 --> 00:10:41,538 - ARE YOU GONNA LOOK FOR A JOB OR...? 300 00:10:41,571 --> 00:10:43,261 - [laughs] 301 00:10:43,297 --> 00:10:45,297 WELL--NO, NO, I'VE BEEN HOME AN HOUR. 302 00:10:45,334 --> 00:10:47,094 - I WAS ASKING A QUESTION-- - AND I DON'T HAVE A JOB YET. 303 00:10:47,129 --> 00:10:48,679 - NO, I WAS JUST ASKING A QUESTION. 304 00:10:48,717 --> 00:10:50,027 I WAS JUST ASKING A QUESTION, RIGHT? 305 00:10:50,063 --> 00:10:51,933 - I'M SWITZERLAND, DON'T LOOK AT ME. 306 00:10:51,961 --> 00:10:53,101 I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS CONVERSATION. 307 00:10:53,135 --> 00:10:54,715 - ZEEK, COULD WE HAVE A LITTLE TOAST? 308 00:10:54,757 --> 00:10:55,687 - [pinging on glass] 309 00:10:55,724 --> 00:10:57,244 - EXCUSE ME. - OLD WAR HERE. 310 00:10:57,277 --> 00:10:58,137 - EXCUSE ME. 311 00:10:58,174 --> 00:11:01,184 THE MASTER TOASTMAKER HAS THE FLOOR. 312 00:11:01,764 --> 00:11:05,674 TO DREW AND AMBER... 313 00:11:07,632 --> 00:11:09,912 AND MY SHINING ANGEL, SARAH. 314 00:11:11,187 --> 00:11:13,357 WELCOME HOME. - THANKS, DAD. 315 00:11:13,396 --> 00:11:15,496 - HEAR, HEAR. - WELCOME HOME. 316 00:11:15,536 --> 00:11:18,466 - WELCOME HOME! 317 00:11:18,505 --> 00:11:20,085 - WELCOME HOME, SIS. 318 00:11:21,266 --> 00:11:23,056 - AH, MAX. COME ON. YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT. 319 00:11:23,096 --> 00:11:25,686 - SO YOU'RE SAYING, YOU FOUND SPERM IN HER FREEZER? 320 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:26,759 - YES. 321 00:11:26,789 --> 00:11:27,689 - HUMAN SPERM. 322 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:30,141 - I GUESS. I DIDN'T SEND IT TO A LAB. 323 00:11:30,172 --> 00:11:32,212 - THIS IS CRAZY. - WHAT'S SHE GONNA DO WITH IT? 324 00:11:32,243 --> 00:11:34,283 - GEE, JOEL. I DON'T KNOW. I DIDN'T ASK HER. 325 00:11:34,314 --> 00:11:35,594 - THIS IS UNCOOL. 326 00:11:35,625 --> 00:11:37,895 - CAN WE JUST PLAY PING-PONG, SO I CAN LOSE MYSELF IN SPORT? 327 00:11:37,938 --> 00:11:40,148 - HEY. SHE SLEPT WITH YOU WITH ANOTHER MAN'S SPERM 328 00:11:40,182 --> 00:11:41,222 IN HER FREEZER. 329 00:11:41,252 --> 00:11:42,982 IT'S UNCONSCIONABLE. SHE HAS TO BE CONFRONTED. 330 00:11:43,012 --> 00:11:44,742 - BACK IN. COME ON, MAX. - SO WHEN IS SHE OVULATING? 331 00:11:44,773 --> 00:11:45,983 - LET ME SEE YOU JUST DRIBBLE. 332 00:11:46,015 --> 00:11:46,975 - IF SOMEBODY GETS UP IN YOUR GRILL, 333 00:11:47,016 --> 00:11:48,046 YOU'RE GONNA SHOVE THEM BACK. 334 00:11:48,086 --> 00:11:51,806 YOU GOTTA GET TOUGH, MAX. KICK SOME ASS, BABY. 335 00:11:51,849 --> 00:11:53,129 - HEY, HEY, DAD. - WHAT? 336 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:54,990 - COULD YOU JUST TAKE IT DOWN BY ABOUT HALF? 337 00:11:55,024 --> 00:11:57,444 - YEAH. OKAY, ARE YOU READY? 338 00:11:57,475 --> 00:11:59,125 - I GUESS. UGH! - GOOD, COME ON. 339 00:11:59,166 --> 00:12:02,616 - SO IS MAX STILL WEARING THAT PIRATE COSTUME TO SCHOOL? 340 00:12:02,652 --> 00:12:03,962 - UM... 341 00:12:03,999 --> 00:12:06,449 WE THINK HE'S WORKING THROUGH THAT. 342 00:12:12,870 --> 00:12:15,460 - UH...NO, THANKS. 343 00:12:15,493 --> 00:12:17,433 I'M COOL. 344 00:12:22,224 --> 00:12:24,784 YOU KNOW, IF YOU WANTED TO COME HANG OUT 345 00:12:24,813 --> 00:12:26,573 WITH ME AND MY FRIENDS AFTER SCHOOL, I MEAN, 346 00:12:26,607 --> 00:12:28,437 WE HONESTLY DON'T DO ANYTHING, 347 00:12:28,471 --> 00:12:32,271 BUT IF YOU WANTED TO COME HANG OUT WITH US... 348 00:12:33,649 --> 00:12:35,269 YOU COULD. 349 00:12:36,134 --> 00:12:36,964 - WHEW. WOW. 350 00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:38,970 OKAY, WOW, A REALLY WARM INVITATION. 351 00:12:38,999 --> 00:12:40,449 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 352 00:12:42,727 --> 00:12:43,617 - OKAY. 353 00:12:43,659 --> 00:12:45,279 - [LAUGHING] - [CORK POPPING] 354 00:12:45,316 --> 00:12:46,486 - WHY DID YOU BUY THEM? 355 00:12:46,524 --> 00:12:48,564 - I DIDN'T. I DIDN'T BUY THEM. 356 00:12:48,595 --> 00:12:50,285 - SARAH. - WHAT? 357 00:12:50,321 --> 00:12:52,531 - YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHO I KEEP RUNNING INTO 358 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,574 AT BERKELEY COFFEE DOWNTOWN. 359 00:12:54,601 --> 00:12:56,431 - WHO? - JIM. 360 00:12:56,465 --> 00:12:57,915 - JIM? - JIM KAZINSKY. 361 00:12:57,949 --> 00:13:00,679 - OH, JIM KAZINSKY. - THE UNABOMBER? 362 00:13:00,710 --> 00:13:02,680 I THOUGHT HE-- - NO, JIM KAZINSKY. 363 00:13:02,712 --> 00:13:05,922 - OH, JIM KAZINSKY. HE WAS REAL CUTE. 364 00:13:05,957 --> 00:13:07,337 - I REALLY LIKED JIM. 365 00:13:07,372 --> 00:13:09,412 - YEAH, WELL, 20 YEARS AGO. MOVING ON. 366 00:13:09,443 --> 00:13:11,173 [laughs awkwardly] 367 00:13:12,999 --> 00:13:14,209 HOW'S HE LOOK? 368 00:13:14,966 --> 00:13:17,376 - S-S-SMOKIN' HOT. 369 00:13:17,417 --> 00:13:18,657 - REALLY? - YEAH. 370 00:13:18,694 --> 00:13:20,774 - YOU SHOULD CALL HIM. - NO, NO. 371 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,220 - I'M SETTING IT UP. - NO, PLEASE DON'T. 372 00:13:22,249 --> 00:13:25,179 - YOU NEED A DATE. - MM-HMM. YOU DO. 373 00:13:25,218 --> 00:13:26,908 - BADLY. - YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, MAX. 374 00:13:26,944 --> 00:13:28,084 LET'S GET YOU INSIDE. 375 00:13:28,117 --> 00:13:30,087 - INCOMING. - BLOODY NOSE. 376 00:13:30,119 --> 00:13:32,189 - MAJOR FLOW. - WHAT? 377 00:13:32,225 --> 00:13:34,565 - WE'LL GET YOU ALL FIXED UP, ALL RIGHT? 378 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:35,846 - OH, MY GOD. WHAT HAPPENED? 379 00:13:35,884 --> 00:13:37,894 - AH, AN ELBOW TO THE FACE. - YOU ELBOWED HIM IN THE FACE? 380 00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:39,850 - HE WAS IN MY ZONE. - OKAY, HE'S EIGHT. 381 00:13:39,888 --> 00:13:41,198 - COME HERE, BABY. CAN I HAVE A NAPKIN? 382 00:13:41,234 --> 00:13:42,614 - WELL, I APOLOGIZED TO HIM. DIDN'T I, MAX? 383 00:13:42,649 --> 00:13:44,339 DID I APOLO-- I APOLOGIZED. 384 00:13:45,445 --> 00:13:47,375 - MA, COULD YOU GET SOME ICE. - WHERE WERE YOU? 385 00:13:47,412 --> 00:13:48,862 - I WAS JUST PLAYING SOME PING-PONG WITH CROSBY. 386 00:13:48,897 --> 00:13:50,547 I WAS TRYING TO GET HIM TO MELLOW-- 387 00:13:50,588 --> 00:13:51,968 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED. 388 00:13:52,003 --> 00:13:53,383 YOU GOT HIM? - YEAH. 389 00:13:53,418 --> 00:13:55,108 - DAD. - YEAH. 390 00:13:55,144 --> 00:13:57,114 - YOUR GRANDPA'S AN IDIOT. - DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 391 00:13:57,146 --> 00:13:58,666 - YEAH. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 392 00:13:58,699 --> 00:14:00,079 - OH, ADAM. 393 00:14:00,115 --> 00:14:02,185 YOU KNOW, THE BOY HAS SOME HEIGHT DEFICIENCIES. 394 00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:04,120 WE NEED TO MAKE HIM A BALL HANDLER. 395 00:14:04,153 --> 00:14:06,123 - DO--DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO BE PLAYING WITH HIM THAT HARD? 396 00:14:06,155 --> 00:14:07,635 - YEAH, YOU WEREN'T ANY DIFFERENT. 397 00:14:07,674 --> 00:14:09,164 YOU HAD TO GET OVER YOUR FEARS TOO. 398 00:14:09,193 --> 00:14:10,643 - WE'RE NOT RAISING HIM THE WAY THAT YOU RAISED US, 399 00:14:10,677 --> 00:14:11,537 ALL RIGHT? - OH. 400 00:14:11,574 --> 00:14:13,444 OKAY, WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 401 00:14:15,406 --> 00:14:17,296 - IT MEANS I DON'T WANT HIM TO FEEL LIKE 402 00:14:17,339 --> 00:14:19,439 EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS A WAR. 403 00:14:20,894 --> 00:14:22,344 - OH, SONNY. 404 00:14:24,484 --> 00:14:25,624 IT IS A WAR. 405 00:14:40,327 --> 00:14:42,877 - GOOD NIGHT, YOU GUYS, SLEEP TIGHT. 406 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:44,366 HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING IN HERE? 407 00:14:44,400 --> 00:14:46,470 - EW, CAN YOU PLEASE NOT USE THAT THING IN FRONT OF ME? 408 00:14:46,506 --> 00:14:47,536 IT'S GROSS. 409 00:14:47,576 --> 00:14:49,026 - HOW MUCH LONGER DO WE HAVE TO SHARE A ROOM? 410 00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:50,650 - I DON'T KNOW, HONEY. - THAT REMINDS ME, DREW. 411 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:53,132 IF YOU FEEL THE URGE TO, UH, RELEASE THE TENSION, 412 00:14:53,168 --> 00:14:54,858 SO TO SPEAK, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD DO IT IN THE BATHROOM? 413 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:56,214 - OH, AMBER. 414 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:59,240 - LOOK, IF THERE'S NOT ENOUGH ROOM HERE, I MEAN, 415 00:14:59,277 --> 00:15:01,307 MAYBE I CAN MOVE BACK TO FRESNO. 416 00:15:01,348 --> 00:15:03,318 - WHAT? - YEAH, I CAN MOVE IN WITH DAD. 417 00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:04,800 - OH, YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. 418 00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:06,494 MAYBE YOU GUYS COULD SHARE A DRUG DEALER. 419 00:15:06,526 --> 00:15:07,666 - OH, MY GOD. 420 00:15:08,873 --> 00:15:11,463 - HE'S GOT AN EXTRA BEDROOM, AND WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT. 421 00:15:12,670 --> 00:15:13,880 - YOU HAVE? 422 00:15:13,913 --> 00:15:15,053 - KIND OF, YEAH. 423 00:15:17,261 --> 00:15:18,471 - I DON'T KNOW, HONEY. 424 00:15:18,503 --> 00:15:19,923 DAD GETS SO BUSY, 425 00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:21,443 AND WHAT IF HE HAS TO GO OUT ON TOUR-- 426 00:15:21,472 --> 00:15:22,992 - CAN WE JUST TALK TO HIM ABOUT IT? 427 00:15:23,025 --> 00:15:24,535 - YEAH. SURE. 428 00:15:24,578 --> 00:15:26,128 OF COURSE. 429 00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:31,305 YOU SHOULD NOT BE SMOKING, ESPECIALLY NOT IN 430 00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:32,794 YOUR GRANDMOTHER AND GRANDFATHER'S HOUSE. 431 00:15:32,828 --> 00:15:34,278 WE ARE GUESTS IN THIS HOUSE. 432 00:15:34,312 --> 00:15:35,562 - OH, I THOUGHT WE LIVED HERE. 433 00:15:35,589 --> 00:15:37,449 [shuts door] 434 00:15:37,488 --> 00:15:40,728 [Gospel choir singing] 435 00:15:40,767 --> 00:15:45,947 ♪ 436 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:56,130 ♪ 437 00:16:03,031 --> 00:16:05,591 - HEY, HOW'S IT GOING? - GOOD. 438 00:16:05,619 --> 00:16:07,349 - UM... 439 00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:09,660 UH, IS SOMETHING OFF IN THE SOPRANOS? 440 00:16:09,692 --> 00:16:10,522 - NO. 441 00:16:10,555 --> 00:16:12,585 - YEAH, I THINK THERE'S A LITTLE-- 442 00:16:12,626 --> 00:16:13,896 - OKAY, HEY. 443 00:16:13,938 --> 00:16:15,528 - YEAH, IT'S CALLED A MAJOR SEVENTH CHORD, 444 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:16,700 AND IT'S FINE. 445 00:16:16,734 --> 00:16:18,254 - WELL, I'M THE PRODUCER. 446 00:16:18,287 --> 00:16:20,047 I'M THE ONE WHO HAS TO ANSWER TO THE CLIENT. 447 00:16:20,082 --> 00:16:22,332 WHY ARE YOU SO TESTY? - I DON'T KNOW. 448 00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:25,290 MAYBE IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE SPERM IN YOUR FREEZER? 449 00:16:25,329 --> 00:16:27,609 - OH, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU SAW THAT. 450 00:16:27,641 --> 00:16:28,781 - YEAH, WERE YOU WONDERING? 451 00:16:28,815 --> 00:16:31,155 'CAUSE IT'S THIS GIGANTIC, SHINY THERMOS FULL OF SEMEN, 452 00:16:31,197 --> 00:16:32,467 SO, YEAH, I FOUND IT RIGHT NEXT TO THE COFFEE. 453 00:16:32,508 --> 00:16:33,958 - OKAY, YOU KNOW, I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE 454 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,173 THIS CONVERSATION AGAIN. 455 00:16:35,201 --> 00:16:36,961 I AM READY TO HAVE A BABY, AND YOU'RE NOT. 456 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,096 YOU'RE NOT MATURE ENOUGH. 457 00:16:38,135 --> 00:16:39,825 - OKAY, I'M NOT MATURE ENOUGH. 458 00:16:39,860 --> 00:16:42,280 I'M NOT THE ONE OUT SCROUNGING UP SOME GUY'S SPERM-- 459 00:16:42,311 --> 00:16:43,621 - AND I AM NOT SCROUNGING IT UP. 460 00:16:43,657 --> 00:16:44,997 I BOUGHT IT, FOR A LOT. 461 00:16:45,038 --> 00:16:46,138 AND I HAVE TO TELL YOU, ACTUALLY, 462 00:16:46,177 --> 00:16:47,897 IT IS AMAZING SPERM. - IS IT? 463 00:16:47,937 --> 00:16:50,487 - YEAH, THE DONOR IS AN OLYMPIC ATHLETE AND A RHODES SCHOLAR. 464 00:16:50,526 --> 00:16:53,046 - GREAT, THEN IT SOUNDS LIKE THIS SPERM'S GONNA BE 465 00:16:53,081 --> 00:16:54,191 AN EXCELLENT FATHER. 466 00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:57,950 SO MAYBE HE CAN COACH SOCCER FOR YOU OR WHATEVER. 467 00:16:57,982 --> 00:16:58,952 - YOU'RE AN IDIOT. - I'M AN IDIOT. 468 00:16:58,983 --> 00:17:00,093 - YEAH. 469 00:17:00,122 --> 00:17:02,952 - OKAY, I DON'T HAVE A SPACE-AGE CONTRAPTION IN MY-- 470 00:17:02,987 --> 00:17:04,327 WHEN ARE YOU OVULATING? 471 00:17:04,368 --> 00:17:06,678 - FRIDAY. 472 00:17:06,715 --> 00:17:11,715 ♪ 473 00:17:12,307 --> 00:17:15,687 [all talking at once] 474 00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:52,973 - HEY, MAXIMO, 475 00:17:53,002 --> 00:17:55,802 SAVE SOME PAPER FOR THE REST OF US. 476 00:18:07,810 --> 00:18:09,230 FREAK. 477 00:18:10,468 --> 00:18:11,748 - [screams] 478 00:18:11,780 --> 00:18:13,850 - BOYS! BOYS! 479 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:17,745 MAX. MAX. MAX, STOP IT! 480 00:18:17,786 --> 00:18:21,336 STOP IT. STOP IT. STOP IT. 481 00:18:21,376 --> 00:18:23,516 CALM DOWN. STOP IT. 482 00:18:23,550 --> 00:18:24,480 STOP IT! 483 00:18:24,517 --> 00:18:27,587 MAX, CALM DOWN. - HE BIT ME. 484 00:18:27,623 --> 00:18:30,803 - BACK TO WORK, EVERYONE. - HE BIT ME! 485 00:18:30,833 --> 00:18:32,773 - MAX. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 486 00:18:32,801 --> 00:18:35,251 - I JUST, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT MAX WOULD DO THAT. 487 00:18:35,286 --> 00:18:36,146 - HE MUST HAVE BEEN TAUNTED. 488 00:18:36,184 --> 00:18:38,394 - AND WE WILL DEAL WITH AMOS AS WELL. 489 00:18:38,427 --> 00:18:39,907 BUT FOR RIGHT NOW, WE WANT TO FOCUS ON MAX. 490 00:18:39,946 --> 00:18:42,566 - I THINK WE'RE OVERANALYZING THIS A LITTLE BIT. 491 00:18:42,604 --> 00:18:45,504 MAYBE IF WE DIDN'T ALLOW HIM TO WEAR A PIRATE COSTUME TO SCHOOL, 492 00:18:45,538 --> 00:18:46,948 HE'D FIT IN A LITTLE BIT BETTER. 493 00:18:46,987 --> 00:18:48,227 - WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, 494 00:18:48,265 --> 00:18:49,845 WE ALL DECIDED THAT WE WOULD MONITOR THE PIRATE SITUATION. 495 00:18:49,887 --> 00:18:51,267 - EVERYONE ELSE DECIDED, AND NOW HE'S GETTING PICKED ON, 496 00:18:51,302 --> 00:18:52,412 WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT WOULD HAPPEN. 497 00:18:52,441 --> 00:18:53,441 - I THINK WHAT WE'RE TRYING TO SAY HERE 498 00:18:53,477 --> 00:18:56,237 IS THAT WE'RE NOT SURE THAT SULLIVAN ELEMENTARY 499 00:18:56,273 --> 00:18:58,693 IS THE RIGHT FIT FOR MAX. 500 00:19:00,346 --> 00:19:02,616 - I AM--I'M SORRY, I DON'T UNDERSTAND-- 501 00:19:02,658 --> 00:19:04,698 - I THINK WE SHOULD TAKE MAX TO AN EDUCATIONAL THERAPIST 502 00:19:04,729 --> 00:19:07,279 TO HAVE HIM TESTED TO SEE WHETHER OR NOT 503 00:19:07,318 --> 00:19:09,218 SHE THINKS MAX CAN BE SUCCESSFUL-- 504 00:19:09,251 --> 00:19:10,251 - LET'S JUST CUT TO THE CHASE. 505 00:19:10,287 --> 00:19:11,977 ARE WE GETTING EXPELLED? YOU GIVING US THE BOOT? 506 00:19:12,012 --> 00:19:13,672 - ADAM. 507 00:19:16,776 --> 00:19:18,186 ARE WE? 508 00:19:18,226 --> 00:19:19,496 - THAT'S GREAT. 509 00:19:19,537 --> 00:19:21,537 AMBER'S OUT WITH HADDIE AND HER FRIENDS. 510 00:19:21,574 --> 00:19:24,304 - OOH, HERE'S A TWO-AND-ONE IN EMERYVILLE. 511 00:19:24,335 --> 00:19:25,435 THAT LOOKS GOOD. 512 00:19:25,474 --> 00:19:28,484 - EMERYVILLE? OVER MY DEAD BODY. 513 00:19:28,512 --> 00:19:29,722 WHY DON'T YOU PUT THAT THING DOWN? 514 00:19:29,754 --> 00:19:32,654 YOU'RE STAYING RIGHT HERE UNTIL YOU GET BACK ON YOUR FEET. 515 00:19:32,688 --> 00:19:34,548 - MOM, I'M ON MY FEET. I'M NOT DESTITUTE. 516 00:19:34,587 --> 00:19:36,727 I JUST GOT A LITTLE FINANCIAL TROUBLE 517 00:19:36,761 --> 00:19:39,761 AND TWO DEGENERATE KIDS, BUT I'LL BE FINE. 518 00:19:39,799 --> 00:19:43,459 - I'M JUST LETTING YOU KNOW WE'RE HERE FOR YOU. 519 00:19:43,492 --> 00:19:46,082 - THANK YOU. BUT TRUST ME. 520 00:19:46,115 --> 00:19:47,735 I THINK I SHOULD CUT THIS OUT, YOU KNOW, 521 00:19:47,772 --> 00:19:50,782 IN THE SLIM CHANCE THAT WE WEAR OUT OUR WELCOME. 522 00:20:32,472 --> 00:20:35,652 [cell phone ringing] 523 00:20:38,961 --> 00:20:40,691 HELLO? 524 00:20:40,722 --> 00:20:42,452 WHO IS THIS? 525 00:20:42,482 --> 00:20:44,862 [gasps] OH, MY GOD. 526 00:20:44,898 --> 00:20:47,868 [plaintive melody] 527 00:20:47,901 --> 00:20:51,181 ♪ 528 00:20:51,215 --> 00:20:54,215 - CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS? 529 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,743 - ADAM. HEY. 530 00:20:55,771 --> 00:20:57,291 - HEY. IT'S OKAY. ALL RIGHT? 531 00:20:57,325 --> 00:20:59,735 THEY WEREN'T OFFICIALLY BOOKED, SO... 532 00:20:59,775 --> 00:21:01,945 IT'S NOT GONNA GO ON THEIR RECORDS. 533 00:21:04,332 --> 00:21:05,822 - OH... 534 00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:08,650 THANK GOD FOR THAT, HUH? 535 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,859 OH, GOD. 536 00:21:12,892 --> 00:21:15,142 KRISTINA, I'M SO SORRY. 537 00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:17,930 - OH, IT'S OKAY. IT'S FINE, IT'S OVER. 538 00:21:17,966 --> 00:21:21,966 ♪ 539 00:21:22,004 --> 00:21:23,974 - IT'S OVER. 540 00:21:24,006 --> 00:21:29,006 ♪ 541 00:21:49,687 --> 00:21:51,687 - OKAY. 542 00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:53,925 I'LL MAKE US SOME COFFEE. 543 00:21:58,109 --> 00:21:59,769 - MOM. 544 00:22:00,284 --> 00:22:02,324 IT WASN'T MY WEED. 545 00:22:02,769 --> 00:22:03,939 - THAT'S GREAT. 546 00:22:03,977 --> 00:22:05,627 WHAT A RELIEF. 547 00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:08,529 SO PROUD OF YOU, HONEY. 548 00:22:35,146 --> 00:22:37,356 - OH, DATE NIGHT. 549 00:22:37,390 --> 00:22:40,120 - PLEASE. NO COMMENTS. 550 00:22:40,151 --> 00:22:42,401 - WHERE'S HE TAKING YOU? - CHINESE. 551 00:22:42,430 --> 00:22:44,400 - SEXY. 552 00:22:44,432 --> 00:22:46,402 - THAT'S ENOUGH OUT OF YOU. OKAY? 553 00:22:46,434 --> 00:22:47,234 THAT'S ENOUGH. 554 00:22:47,262 --> 00:22:48,882 I WANT YOU TO KNOW YOU MADE ME MAD, 555 00:22:48,919 --> 00:22:50,229 AND YOU EMBARRASSED ME. 556 00:22:50,265 --> 00:22:51,985 AND IT'S GONNA BE A LONG TIME BEFORE 557 00:22:52,025 --> 00:22:54,885 YOU EARN MY TRUST BACK. 558 00:22:54,925 --> 00:22:56,685 - OKAY. 559 00:23:01,449 --> 00:23:04,969 ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THE SHOES? 560 00:23:07,938 --> 00:23:09,038 - GO ON. 561 00:23:09,077 --> 00:23:11,357 - WELL, I MEAN, IT'S A DATE, 562 00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,840 NOT A BAR MITZVAH. 563 00:23:12,874 --> 00:23:14,014 I JUST THINK YOU SHOULD REALLY 564 00:23:14,047 --> 00:23:15,567 GO WITH YOUR STRONG SUIT, YOU KNOW? 565 00:23:15,601 --> 00:23:16,811 - WHAT IS MY STRONG SUIT? 566 00:23:16,843 --> 00:23:19,053 - UH, YOUR BOOTS, OBVIOUSLY. 567 00:23:19,087 --> 00:23:20,017 - ALL RIGHT. 568 00:23:20,053 --> 00:23:21,993 - ALSO, THAT BAG IS-- 569 00:23:22,021 --> 00:23:23,991 IT'S VERY 1960s, 570 00:23:24,506 --> 00:23:26,466 NOT IN A GOOD WAY. 571 00:23:28,165 --> 00:23:29,475 - OH, GOD. 572 00:23:29,511 --> 00:23:32,651 [reflective music] 573 00:23:32,687 --> 00:23:37,687 ♪ 574 00:23:53,535 --> 00:23:56,675 [Asian music] 575 00:23:56,711 --> 00:24:01,721 ♪ 576 00:24:07,135 --> 00:24:09,065 - HI. - HI. 577 00:24:11,415 --> 00:24:13,175 - SARAH. HI, IT'S ME. 578 00:24:13,210 --> 00:24:14,800 IT'S, UH-- IT'S JIM. 579 00:24:16,178 --> 00:24:18,558 - OH, MY GOD. - HI. 580 00:24:18,595 --> 00:24:20,315 - HI. - HEY. 581 00:24:20,355 --> 00:24:21,905 - OH. HEY. 582 00:24:21,943 --> 00:24:23,013 - OW. - OH. 583 00:24:23,047 --> 00:24:24,217 - OH, GOD, I'M SORRY. 584 00:24:24,255 --> 00:24:26,495 I--I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU-- YOU WERE GOING TO THE RIGHT. 585 00:24:26,534 --> 00:24:28,094 ARE YOU OKAY? - YES, I'M GOOD. 586 00:24:28,121 --> 00:24:29,611 - YOU LOOK GREAT. 587 00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:32,190 - OH, AND YOU. 588 00:24:32,919 --> 00:24:34,129 WOW. 589 00:24:35,266 --> 00:24:36,886 - YOU WANNA SIT DOWN? - OKAY. 590 00:24:36,923 --> 00:24:37,893 - YEAH. 591 00:24:38,994 --> 00:24:40,934 - [laughs nervously] 592 00:24:40,962 --> 00:24:43,072 GOSH. - HEY. 593 00:24:43,102 --> 00:24:45,382 - SO... - UH-- 594 00:24:45,414 --> 00:24:48,454 - OH, JULIA SAID THAT SHE RAN INTO YOU 595 00:24:48,487 --> 00:24:49,587 AT, UM, AT BERKELEY COFFEE. 596 00:24:49,626 --> 00:24:51,006 - YEAH. - DO YOU LIVE NEAR THERE? 597 00:24:51,041 --> 00:24:52,591 YOU WORK NEAR THERE? 598 00:24:53,940 --> 00:24:56,050 - OH, MAYBE SHE DIDN'T, UH... 599 00:24:57,944 --> 00:25:00,154 I--I WORK AT BERKELEY COFFEE. 600 00:25:00,188 --> 00:25:02,158 I'M A, UH, BARISTA. 601 00:25:02,190 --> 00:25:03,610 - OH. - YEAH. 602 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:04,780 - YEAH. SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT. 603 00:25:04,813 --> 00:25:08,713 UM, AND SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN THE CAFFEINE GAME? 604 00:25:08,748 --> 00:25:12,058 - UH, LOOK, IT'S A LONG STORY, ACTUALLY, I-- 605 00:25:12,096 --> 00:25:14,056 - I'M SORRY. I JUST-- I'M JUST GONNA CUT YOU OFF. 606 00:25:14,098 --> 00:25:16,268 I HAVE TO, UM, I'M JUST GONNA MAKE A QUICK-- 607 00:25:16,307 --> 00:25:17,407 [clicks tongue] 608 00:25:17,446 --> 00:25:18,656 AND THEN, UM, I'M GONNA BE RIGHT BACK. 609 00:25:18,689 --> 00:25:20,039 - I'LL GET THE APPETIZERS STARTED. 610 00:25:20,070 --> 00:25:23,070 DO YOU LIKE SHRIMP TOAST? - ANY KIND OF TOAST. 611 00:25:25,834 --> 00:25:29,224 [cell phone ringing] - [groans] 612 00:25:29,251 --> 00:25:30,391 HELLO? 613 00:25:30,425 --> 00:25:33,565 - WELL, IS THIS WHO I AM TO YOU? 614 00:25:33,601 --> 00:25:34,741 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 615 00:25:34,774 --> 00:25:35,884 - I MEAN, I KNOW I'M NOT A BIG LAWYER 616 00:25:35,913 --> 00:25:38,303 WHO WALKS AROUND ON THE WEEKENDS IN A JUICY PANTSUIT. 617 00:25:38,329 --> 00:25:40,639 DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO GO OUT WITH A FAT, BALDING BARISTA? 618 00:25:40,677 --> 00:25:42,157 I'M JUST WONDERING. IS THAT WHO I AM TO YOU? 619 00:25:42,195 --> 00:25:43,575 - OH, MY GOD. SARAH. 620 00:25:43,611 --> 00:25:45,991 - NO, NO, NO. DON'T "OH, GOD" ME, JULIA. 621 00:25:46,027 --> 00:25:48,687 I KNOW YOU'RE SEXIER THAN ME. EVERYBODY KNOWS IT. 622 00:25:48,719 --> 00:25:49,959 - WHOA, WHOA, HOLD ON. 623 00:25:49,996 --> 00:25:51,376 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU HAVE TO ALWAYS 624 00:25:51,411 --> 00:25:52,271 PROVE THAT YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME. 625 00:25:52,309 --> 00:25:54,209 I AM NEVER LETTING YOU SET ME UP AGAIN. 626 00:25:54,242 --> 00:25:55,212 EVER. 627 00:25:55,243 --> 00:25:56,563 - GOOD, BECAUSE I'M DONE TRYING TO HELP YOU. 628 00:25:56,589 --> 00:25:57,829 - WELL, I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP 629 00:25:57,866 --> 00:25:59,386 BECAUSE I'M NOT SOME CHARITY CASE. 630 00:25:59,419 --> 00:26:02,009 - SCREW YOU. - OH, NO, SCREW YOU. 631 00:26:02,043 --> 00:26:04,253 I CAN'T TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW ANYWAY, I HAVE TO GO, 632 00:26:04,286 --> 00:26:06,216 BECAUSE I AM ON A FREAKIN' DATE. 633 00:26:08,912 --> 00:26:11,052 [elevator bell dings] 634 00:26:14,365 --> 00:26:15,395 - IS EVERYTHING OKAY? 635 00:26:15,435 --> 00:26:17,325 - IT'S GREAT. 636 00:26:17,368 --> 00:26:19,888 - LISTEN, I, UH-- 637 00:26:19,923 --> 00:26:22,133 I HAVE SOMETHING I WANNA SHOW YOU. 638 00:26:25,031 --> 00:26:26,001 IT'S YOURS. 639 00:26:26,032 --> 00:26:28,212 THAT'S THE, UH, THAT'S THE RING I GAVE YOU. 640 00:26:28,932 --> 00:26:31,802 - OH, YEAH. [chuckles] 641 00:26:31,831 --> 00:26:33,071 HOW DO YOU HAVE IT? 642 00:26:33,108 --> 00:26:34,968 - OH, WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER. 643 00:26:35,007 --> 00:26:36,077 YOU SORT OF THREW IT AT ME 644 00:26:36,111 --> 00:26:38,221 THE NIGHT YOU BROKE UP WITH ME. 645 00:26:38,251 --> 00:26:39,671 - OH. 646 00:26:39,701 --> 00:26:42,261 [gasps] I HIT YOU RIGHT IN THE EYE. 647 00:26:42,290 --> 00:26:43,260 - YEAH, REMEMBER? 648 00:26:43,291 --> 00:26:44,981 I SAID YOU SHOULD REALLY, YOU SHOULD-- 649 00:26:45,017 --> 00:26:46,667 both: TRY OUT FOR THE A's. - RIGHT. 650 00:26:46,708 --> 00:26:49,368 [both laugh] 651 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:50,400 - [laughs nervously] 652 00:26:50,436 --> 00:26:52,396 - SO I WANT YOU TO KNOW I'M NOT JUST A BARISTA. 653 00:26:52,438 --> 00:26:54,028 I REBUILD TRUCKS FROM THE '30s. 654 00:26:54,060 --> 00:26:55,890 I HAVE SEVERAL PING-PONG TROPHIES ON DISPLAY 655 00:26:55,924 --> 00:26:58,384 IN MY OTHERWISE UNIMPRESSIVE APARTMENT. 656 00:26:58,409 --> 00:27:00,929 AND IF THAT'S NOT ENOUGH, WHICH I'M SURE IT IS, 657 00:27:00,964 --> 00:27:03,974 I JUST FOUND THE NEW YORKER IS PUBLISHING ONE OF MY POEMS. 658 00:27:04,001 --> 00:27:07,111 - THE REAL NEW YORKER? - YEAH. YEAH. 659 00:27:07,142 --> 00:27:08,972 THANKS. YEAH. 660 00:27:10,559 --> 00:27:13,009 I'M REALLY GLAD YOU CALLED. 661 00:27:14,184 --> 00:27:16,434 YOU KNOW, I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT ABOUT YOU, SARAH. 662 00:27:16,462 --> 00:27:18,952 - [sniffles] 663 00:27:21,294 --> 00:27:22,614 - ARE YOU-- 664 00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:24,681 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT OR...? 665 00:27:26,230 --> 00:27:30,230 - YOU JUST KEPT THIS ALL THIS TIME. 666 00:27:30,683 --> 00:27:33,343 THAT'S SO NICE. 667 00:27:33,375 --> 00:27:36,165 YOU'RE SO NICE AND FUNNY. 668 00:27:36,206 --> 00:27:41,066 I MARRIED THIS GUY WHO'S, YOU KNOW, 669 00:27:41,107 --> 00:27:44,277 LIKE A TORTURED MUSICIAN, AND HE HAS THIS DRUG PROBLEM. 670 00:27:44,317 --> 00:27:46,937 [sighs] 671 00:27:46,975 --> 00:27:51,945 I WAS SUCH A JERK TO-- 672 00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:56,710 I--I'M SO SORRY. I'M SORRY. 673 00:27:56,744 --> 00:28:00,964 I'M JUST, I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT THE, UM... 674 00:28:00,989 --> 00:28:03,649 THE DATING THING ANYMORE, YOU KNOW? 675 00:28:03,682 --> 00:28:05,932 AND I MEAN, LET'S FACE IT, IN MY PRIME, 676 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:09,000 I WASN'T--I WASN'T THAT GOOD AT IT EITHER. 677 00:28:09,032 --> 00:28:12,452 - YOU'RE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN I REMEMBER YOU. 678 00:28:12,483 --> 00:28:14,423 - SHUT UP. - YOU ARE. 679 00:28:14,451 --> 00:28:17,141 - SERIOUSLY, PLEASE SHUT UP. 680 00:28:21,251 --> 00:28:23,361 REALLY? - YEAH. 681 00:28:26,187 --> 00:28:27,457 IS YOUR DAD HOME? 682 00:28:27,498 --> 00:28:29,088 - JIM. - WHAT? 683 00:28:29,121 --> 00:28:31,301 - IT'S OKAY. WE'RE 38. - OH. 684 00:28:35,541 --> 00:28:37,301 AH, DAMN. NO CONDOMS. 685 00:28:37,336 --> 00:28:39,746 I'M SORRY. I HAVE JUST BECOME SO ACCUSTOMED... 686 00:28:39,787 --> 00:28:41,307 TO THE IDEA OF NOT GETTING LAID. 687 00:28:41,340 --> 00:28:42,890 - [laughs] OH, OH! 688 00:28:42,928 --> 00:28:44,578 IT'S OKAY! [crashing] OOPSIE! 689 00:28:44,619 --> 00:28:46,479 - IS HE HOME? WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT? 690 00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:48,347 - I GOT IT. - WHAT? 691 00:28:49,486 --> 00:28:51,136 WHY DOES YOUR DAD HAVE CONDOMS IN HIS DESK DRAWER? 692 00:28:51,177 --> 00:28:53,627 - I DON'T KNOW. I WAS LOOKING FOR SCISSORS THE OTHER DAY 693 00:28:53,662 --> 00:28:56,152 AND I FOUND THEM. [squeels] - OH, MY GOD. WHAT DID YOU DO? 694 00:28:56,182 --> 00:28:58,982 - I STARED AT THEM FOR TWO HOURS AND THEN I WENT TO SLEEP. 695 00:28:59,013 --> 00:29:00,433 - YOU THINK HE'S HAVING AN AFFAIR? 696 00:29:00,462 --> 00:29:02,912 - OH, MY GOD, STOP TALKING. 697 00:29:03,811 --> 00:29:05,471 - HEY. 698 00:29:05,502 --> 00:29:06,992 JUST SO YOU KNOW, UH, 699 00:29:07,021 --> 00:29:08,751 HE NEVER ACTUALLY PARTICIPATED 700 00:29:08,781 --> 00:29:11,471 IN A SINGLE OLYMPIC EVENT, SO... 701 00:29:11,508 --> 00:29:12,368 - WHAT? 702 00:29:12,405 --> 00:29:14,955 - YOUR PHENOMENAL SPERM, STANFORD HECHT, 703 00:29:14,994 --> 00:29:17,514 TRAVELED WITH THE BOWLING TEAM AS A THIRD BACKUP. 704 00:29:17,548 --> 00:29:18,688 HE NEVER GOT IN A SINGLE GAME. 705 00:29:18,722 --> 00:29:20,282 HE NEVER ROLLED A BALL. 706 00:29:20,310 --> 00:29:21,280 JUST THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW THAT BEFORE 707 00:29:21,311 --> 00:29:22,621 YOU PULL OUT THE TURKEY BASTER. 708 00:29:22,657 --> 00:29:24,937 - OH, MY GOD. YOU GOOGLED MY SPERM. 709 00:29:24,970 --> 00:29:27,080 - YEAH. I GOOGLED YOUR SPERM. 710 00:29:27,110 --> 00:29:29,280 I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU'RE DOING THIS 711 00:29:29,319 --> 00:29:30,909 WITHOUT EVEN DISCUSSING IT WITH ME. 712 00:29:30,941 --> 00:29:32,051 - WELL, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DISCUSS? 713 00:29:32,080 --> 00:29:34,810 EVERY TIME THE WORD COMMITMENT COMES UP, YOU WINCE. 714 00:29:34,842 --> 00:29:36,152 - THAT'S NOT TRUE. - YOU JUST WINCED. 715 00:29:36,188 --> 00:29:37,948 - YEAH, WELL, PROVE IT. - YOU JUST WINCED. 716 00:29:37,983 --> 00:29:39,363 - PROVE IT. - YOU'RE AN INFANT. 717 00:29:39,398 --> 00:29:41,608 - YOU'RE PANICKY. - I AM 34, I WANT A BABY. 718 00:29:41,641 --> 00:29:44,301 - OH, OKAY, SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA INSEMINATE YOURSELF 719 00:29:44,334 --> 00:29:46,474 WITH THE SEED OF SOME THIRD-RATE HACK BOWLER? 720 00:29:46,508 --> 00:29:47,478 - YEAH. 721 00:29:47,509 --> 00:29:49,579 - I MEAN, HOW ABOUT HAVING A CONVERSATION 722 00:29:49,615 --> 00:29:51,715 OR A COMPROMISE? 723 00:29:51,755 --> 00:29:53,445 - OH, YOU WANT HALF A BABY? A BUNNY? 724 00:29:53,481 --> 00:29:54,551 WHAT'S A COMPROMISE? 725 00:29:54,585 --> 00:29:56,515 - NO, LIKE, YOU KNOW, YOU GIVE ME A LITTLE TIME 726 00:29:56,553 --> 00:29:58,073 TO FIGURE OUT MY CAREER STUFF. 727 00:29:58,106 --> 00:30:00,726 - I JUST SAW A DECADE FLASH BEFORE MY EYES. 728 00:30:00,764 --> 00:30:01,834 I NEED NUMBERS, BABE. 729 00:30:01,869 --> 00:30:04,389 - OKAY, FIVE YEARS, TOPS. - I'LL GIVE YOU THREE. 730 00:30:04,423 --> 00:30:05,563 - FINE. - OKAY. 731 00:30:05,596 --> 00:30:07,216 - GREAT. 732 00:30:11,223 --> 00:30:12,473 - SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOU'LL HAVE A BABY 733 00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:14,470 WITH ME IN THREE YEARS? 734 00:30:15,883 --> 00:30:17,403 - YEAH. 735 00:30:20,508 --> 00:30:22,438 - OH, MY GOD, I LOVE YOU. 736 00:30:22,475 --> 00:30:24,095 - OKAY. OH. 737 00:30:24,132 --> 00:30:25,692 - OH, GOD, I LOVE YOU. 738 00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:27,410 - I LOVE YOU TOO. - I LOVE YOU. 739 00:30:27,446 --> 00:30:28,306 - [laughs nervously] 740 00:30:28,343 --> 00:30:31,523 - ♪ TWINKLE, TWINKLE LITTLE STAR ♪ 741 00:30:32,071 --> 00:30:33,971 ♪ HOW I WONDER-- 742 00:30:34,004 --> 00:30:35,564 - MOMMY. - YEAH, BABY. 743 00:30:35,592 --> 00:30:36,942 - COULD DADDY SING? 744 00:30:37,939 --> 00:30:40,109 - OF COURSE. 745 00:30:40,735 --> 00:30:42,905 JOEL. 746 00:30:46,810 --> 00:30:48,260 THERE HE IS. HEY, BABE. 747 00:30:48,294 --> 00:30:49,994 - YEAH. - SHE WANTS YOU TO SING TO HER. 748 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:52,889 - UH, SWEETIE, MOMMY RUSHED HERE... 749 00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:54,400 TO GET HOME TO SING YOU TO SLEEP. 750 00:30:54,438 --> 00:30:56,368 - NO, IT'S FINE. WE GOT TO READ THE BOOK. 751 00:30:56,406 --> 00:31:00,266 - AND THE BOOK IS THE BEST BEST "BETS" PART. 752 00:31:00,306 --> 00:31:02,026 - [laughs] 753 00:31:02,584 --> 00:31:04,314 ALL RIGHT. MWAH. 754 00:31:05,449 --> 00:31:06,379 - ALL RIGHT, YOU. 755 00:31:06,416 --> 00:31:07,346 LET'S SEE... 756 00:31:07,382 --> 00:31:09,112 WHICH ONE WE HAVEN'T SANG IN A WHILE? 757 00:31:09,143 --> 00:31:11,083 - THE MONKEY CHASED THE WEASEL. 758 00:31:11,110 --> 00:31:13,290 - OKAY. LET'S SEE. 759 00:31:14,251 --> 00:31:15,741 ♪ ROUND AND ROUND THE COBBLER'S BENCH ♪ 760 00:31:15,770 --> 00:31:17,460 ♪ THE MONKEY CHASED THE WEASEL ♪ 761 00:31:17,496 --> 00:31:20,116 ♪ THE MONKEY THOUGHT IT WAS ALL IN FUN♪ 762 00:31:20,154 --> 00:31:22,714 ♪ POP, GOES THE WEASEL ♪ 763 00:31:22,742 --> 00:31:25,502 - NO PANTS. PANTSLESS SNACKS. 764 00:31:25,538 --> 00:31:28,268 - I JUST, I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET GROUNDED, OKAY? 765 00:31:28,300 --> 00:31:29,610 - [laughs] 766 00:31:29,646 --> 00:31:31,336 - OW! OH. - OH, GOD. OH, NO. 767 00:31:31,372 --> 00:31:32,652 - I'M OKAY. - OH, NO, ARE YOU OKAY? 768 00:31:32,683 --> 00:31:34,063 OKAY, THEN RUN. YOU GOTTA RUN. 769 00:31:34,099 --> 00:31:37,309 - SIX OR SEVEN SPLINTERS. - [laughs] 770 00:31:37,343 --> 00:31:39,283 - OKAY, QUIET. - BE VERY QUIET. 771 00:31:39,311 --> 00:31:41,071 - QUIET. SERIOUSLY. - BE VERY QUIET. 772 00:31:41,106 --> 00:31:43,346 THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER. 773 00:31:43,384 --> 00:31:45,284 - DON'T MAKE ANY NOISE. DON'T MOVE. 774 00:31:45,317 --> 00:31:46,417 [door slams] 775 00:31:46,456 --> 00:31:48,216 - SHH. - YOU'RE THE ONE SCREAMING. 776 00:31:48,251 --> 00:31:50,601 - SHH, SHH, SHUT UP. IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. 777 00:31:50,632 --> 00:31:52,842 OH, OH, OH. THIS IS AWFUL. 778 00:31:52,876 --> 00:31:55,706 THIS IS SO AWFUL. IT'S BLACKBERRY BRANDY. 779 00:31:55,741 --> 00:31:56,881 AND IT'S DELICIOUS. 780 00:31:56,915 --> 00:31:58,465 - I'M NOT GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT. 781 00:31:58,502 --> 00:32:00,132 - [laughs] 782 00:32:04,439 --> 00:32:05,989 HI, HONEY. 783 00:32:06,027 --> 00:32:08,577 HOW WAS DINNER WITH UNCLE ADAM? 784 00:32:08,616 --> 00:32:10,266 OH... 785 00:32:11,446 --> 00:32:12,336 - [door slams] 786 00:32:12,378 --> 00:32:14,308 I'M SO DEAD. 787 00:32:15,450 --> 00:32:17,630 - MAN, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE. 788 00:32:18,315 --> 00:32:19,555 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 789 00:32:19,592 --> 00:32:21,012 I'M DEVASTATED. 790 00:32:21,042 --> 00:32:22,632 - IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 791 00:32:22,664 --> 00:32:24,984 - HMM, YEAH. IT'S A BIG DEAL. 792 00:32:26,082 --> 00:32:27,192 - WE'RE AT OSCAR'S AND YOU ORDERED A VEGGIE BURGER. 793 00:32:27,221 --> 00:32:28,501 YOU KNOW HOW TWISTED THAT IS? 794 00:32:28,532 --> 00:32:29,712 - DIDN'T YOU SAY THERE WAS SOMETHING... 795 00:32:29,740 --> 00:32:30,570 YOU WANTED TO TALK ABOUT? 796 00:32:31,501 --> 00:32:32,571 - CHECK THAT OUT. 797 00:32:33,089 --> 00:32:34,089 IT'S FROM JASMINE. 798 00:32:34,124 --> 00:32:35,544 THE DANCER. 799 00:32:35,574 --> 00:32:36,684 FROM FIVE YEARS AGO. 800 00:32:36,713 --> 00:32:38,033 'MEMBER HER? 801 00:32:38,059 --> 00:32:39,409 FLEXIBLE ONE? 802 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,030 - SHE WAS. REALLY-- - UH-HUH. 803 00:32:41,062 --> 00:32:42,132 - FLEXIBLE. 804 00:32:42,167 --> 00:32:43,477 - SHE CONTACTED ME. 805 00:32:43,513 --> 00:32:45,583 AFTER ALL THIS TIME. I'VE HAD LIKE FIVE EMAILS... 806 00:32:45,618 --> 00:32:46,518 SINCE WE WENT OUT. 807 00:32:46,550 --> 00:32:48,790 I THINK SHE'S, YOU KNOW, PERSUING ME... 808 00:32:48,828 --> 00:32:50,968 CAUSE LOOK IT. IT'S... OH. UM. 809 00:32:51,003 --> 00:32:52,633 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?" 810 00:32:52,660 --> 00:32:54,660 "CAN I STOP BY?" 811 00:32:55,525 --> 00:32:56,555 - YEAH, WHOA. 812 00:32:56,595 --> 00:32:58,075 STOP BY. WHOA. 813 00:32:58,114 --> 00:32:59,084 THAT'S...YEAH. 814 00:32:59,115 --> 00:33:00,595 - BOLD, RIGHT? - YEAH. 815 00:33:00,633 --> 00:33:03,533 - SO, DO YOU THINK IT'S COOL IF I SEE HER? 816 00:33:03,567 --> 00:33:05,467 EVEN THOUGH I'M... 817 00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:07,680 QUASI ENGANGED. 818 00:33:08,503 --> 00:33:09,473 - YOU'RE WHAT? 819 00:33:09,504 --> 00:33:10,514 - YOU KNOW, I'M... 820 00:33:10,540 --> 00:33:12,650 POTENTIALLY IN NEGOTIATIONS... 821 00:33:13,232 --> 00:33:14,372 TO GET ENGAGED TO KATIE. 822 00:33:14,406 --> 00:33:15,956 - WAIT, I THOUGHT THAT WE AGREED THAT YOU WERE GONNA... 823 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,824 CONFRONT HER ABOUT THE SPERM SITUATION. 824 00:33:17,857 --> 00:33:19,137 - YEAH, I DID. 825 00:33:19,169 --> 00:33:20,689 - AND-AND YOU ENDED UP GETTING ENGAGED? 826 00:33:20,722 --> 00:33:22,722 - I DIDN'T GET ENG-- OKAY, LISTEN. ALL RIGHT. 827 00:33:22,759 --> 00:33:25,449 I AGREED TO HAVE A CHILD WITH HER IN THREE YEARS. 828 00:33:25,486 --> 00:33:27,276 - SO, I THINK THE MARRIAGE... - OH, OH. 829 00:33:27,315 --> 00:33:29,485 - THING IS PROBABLY IMPLIED, RIGHT? 830 00:33:29,524 --> 00:33:30,634 - YEAH, YEAH. 831 00:33:30,663 --> 00:33:32,463 IS THIS REALLY HOW YOU WANNA LIVE YOUR LIFE? 832 00:33:32,493 --> 00:33:34,843 - OKAY, LOOK. I'M SORRY WE CAN'T ALL BE THE PERFECT COUPLE... 833 00:33:34,874 --> 00:33:35,914 LIKE YOU AND KRISTINA. 834 00:33:35,944 --> 00:33:37,604 AND EAT VEGGIE BURGERS AND STUFF. 835 00:33:37,636 --> 00:33:38,736 - YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 836 00:33:38,775 --> 00:33:40,705 - THAT'S PRETTY HARSH. 837 00:33:44,367 --> 00:33:46,507 ARE YOU GONNA EAT YOUR FRIES? 838 00:33:49,096 --> 00:33:51,266 [cell phone ringing] 839 00:33:53,755 --> 00:33:56,685 [percussion music] 840 00:33:56,724 --> 00:34:01,734 ♪ 841 00:34:03,696 --> 00:34:05,006 - HEY. 842 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:06,533 HEY. 843 00:34:06,561 --> 00:34:07,741 - HI. 844 00:34:07,769 --> 00:34:09,189 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 845 00:34:10,151 --> 00:34:13,361 UM, I HEARD FROM THE EDUCATIONAL THERAPIST. 846 00:34:13,396 --> 00:34:15,946 SHE SAID THAT SHE HAS SOME CONCERNS ABOUT MAX. 847 00:34:15,984 --> 00:34:17,644 - UH-HUH. 848 00:34:17,676 --> 00:34:21,196 - SHE FEELS THAT MAX HAS SOME LEARNING DIFFERENCES. 849 00:34:21,231 --> 00:34:22,471 - OKAY, LISTEN, I'VE GIVEN THIS SOME THOUGHT. 850 00:34:22,508 --> 00:34:24,648 I WANNA CONTACT THE SCHOOL, GET MAX A TUTOR 851 00:34:24,683 --> 00:34:25,653 TO HELP HIM THROUGH THIS ROUGH PERIOD. 852 00:34:25,684 --> 00:34:27,694 NOW, LISTEN I GOTTA GET BACK TO THIS MEETING. 853 00:34:27,720 --> 00:34:28,690 - I UNDERSTAND THAT, 854 00:34:28,721 --> 00:34:30,031 BUT SHE WASN'T JUST TALKING ABOUT ACADEMICS. 855 00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,478 - I GET THAT, AND WE'LL DEAL WITH IT. 856 00:34:31,517 --> 00:34:33,417 - HONEY, SHE THINKS THAT HE MAY HAVE... 857 00:34:33,450 --> 00:34:37,080 SHE THINKS THAT HE MAY HAVE ASPERGER'S. 858 00:34:37,109 --> 00:34:40,109 - ASPERGER'S? 859 00:34:40,147 --> 00:34:41,837 LIKE AUTISM? 860 00:34:41,872 --> 00:34:43,292 LOOK, MAX IS NOT-- 861 00:34:43,322 --> 00:34:44,322 - IT'S HIGH-FUNCTIONING AUTISM. 862 00:34:44,358 --> 00:34:45,698 A LOT OF PEOPLE WITH ASPERGER'S... 863 00:34:45,738 --> 00:34:46,568 - MAX IS NOT AUTISTIC. 864 00:34:46,601 --> 00:34:47,641 - LIVE VERY PRODUCTIVE LIVES, ADAM. 865 00:34:47,671 --> 00:34:48,601 - KRISTINA, I'VE SEEN AUTISTIC KIDS. 866 00:34:48,638 --> 00:34:50,358 THE LESSINGS' KID WITH THE HAND FLAPPING-- 867 00:34:50,398 --> 00:34:52,018 - SHE WAS SAYING THAT WHEN SHE WAS WITH HIM, 868 00:34:52,055 --> 00:34:53,015 SHE SAW CERTAIN PATTERNS. 869 00:34:53,056 --> 00:34:54,576 - HE WAS HAVING A VERY BAD DAY. 870 00:34:54,609 --> 00:34:56,779 AND THOSE TESTS THAT SHE GAVE TO HIM WERE RIDICULOUS. 871 00:34:56,818 --> 00:34:57,648 - ADAM, THAT'S NOT TRUE. 872 00:34:57,681 --> 00:34:58,791 - SHE DIDN'T CONNECT WITH HIM AT ALL. 873 00:34:58,820 --> 00:35:00,030 YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT IT IS FOR HIM TO FEEL SAFE-- 874 00:35:00,063 --> 00:35:02,343 - SHE SAID THAT IF WE GET HIM THE RIGHT TOOLS TO LEARN-- 875 00:35:02,376 --> 00:35:03,616 - WHICH IS WHAT I SAID, A TUTOR. 876 00:35:03,653 --> 00:35:04,623 - SHE WASN'T TALKING ABOUT A TUTOR. 877 00:35:04,654 --> 00:35:05,724 - WELL, I'M NOT SENDING HIM TO SPECIAL ED. 878 00:35:05,758 --> 00:35:08,238 - HONEY, THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH OUR BABY. 879 00:35:12,696 --> 00:35:15,456 IT'S NOT JUST--IT'S NOT JUST THE ACADEMICS, OKAY? 880 00:35:15,492 --> 00:35:16,632 IT'S NOT-- 881 00:35:16,666 --> 00:35:20,456 IT'S NOT JUST THE BITING OR THE PIRATE COSTUME 882 00:35:20,497 --> 00:35:24,257 OR THE FEAR OF FIRE OR THE--THE TANTRUMS. 883 00:35:25,675 --> 00:35:27,635 IT'S EVERYTHING. 884 00:35:32,406 --> 00:35:35,406 PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME BE ALONE WITH--WITH THIS. 885 00:35:35,443 --> 00:35:37,723 I DON'T WANT TO-- - COME HERE. 886 00:35:37,756 --> 00:35:39,306 ALL RIGHT? 887 00:35:41,622 --> 00:35:43,562 OKAY. 888 00:36:04,472 --> 00:36:06,652 - MAX. 889 00:36:06,681 --> 00:36:09,371 HEY, MAX. 890 00:36:15,828 --> 00:36:16,928 YOU FORGOT YOUR BOOK BAG. 891 00:36:16,967 --> 00:36:18,967 DO YOU WANT ME TO HANG IT UP IN THE HALLWAY FOR YOU? 892 00:36:19,004 --> 00:36:21,184 - HEY, MAX. 893 00:36:23,319 --> 00:36:26,289 - MAX, THAT--THAT KID JUST SAID HELLO TO YOU. 894 00:36:27,806 --> 00:36:29,596 MAX, IF YOU DON'T SAY HELLO BACK, 895 00:36:29,635 --> 00:36:30,905 HE MIGHT THINK THAT YOU'RE BEING RUDE. 896 00:36:30,947 --> 00:36:31,947 - OKAY. 897 00:36:33,121 --> 00:36:34,051 - DID YOU HEAR HIM SAY HELLO? 898 00:36:34,088 --> 00:36:35,428 - UH-HUH. 899 00:36:36,608 --> 00:36:38,988 [bell ringing] 900 00:36:39,024 --> 00:36:41,924 - MAX. MAX. MAX. 901 00:36:41,958 --> 00:36:43,438 I LOVE YOU. 902 00:36:51,761 --> 00:36:53,181 - WE JUST NEED TO BRING IN-- IT'S, LIKE, THE HOMESTRETCH. 903 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:54,971 WE JUST NEED TO BRING IN A COUPLE MORE CANS HERE, 904 00:36:55,005 --> 00:36:56,275 A COUPLE MORE-- OH, OH, EXCUSE ME. 905 00:36:56,317 --> 00:36:58,527 ADAM, HEY. 906 00:36:58,561 --> 00:37:00,631 - HEY, PAUL. - GREAT RUNNING INTO YOU. 907 00:37:00,666 --> 00:37:03,046 LISTEN, THIS IS A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE. 908 00:37:03,082 --> 00:37:04,292 UH, THE BOARD OF THE LITTLE LEAGUE 909 00:37:04,325 --> 00:37:05,665 HAD A MEETING LAST NIGHT. 910 00:37:05,706 --> 00:37:08,116 UH, THE CONSENSUS WAS IS THAT MAYBE IT MIGHT BE BETTER 911 00:37:08,156 --> 00:37:09,676 IF YOU STEPPED ASIDE. 912 00:37:09,710 --> 00:37:11,570 LET SOMEONE ELSE COACH THE REST OF THE SEASON. 913 00:37:11,608 --> 00:37:14,268 JORDAN SHEFRANICK'S DAD'S ABLE TO STEP IN. 914 00:37:14,301 --> 00:37:16,991 - OH, OKAY. 915 00:37:17,027 --> 00:37:17,987 [sighs] 916 00:37:18,028 --> 00:37:19,888 - AND, ADAM, THEY ALSO ASKED ME TO TELL YOU 917 00:37:19,927 --> 00:37:22,027 THAT YOU CAN'T BE PRESENT AT FUTURE GAMES. 918 00:37:22,067 --> 00:37:25,347 UH, THEY'VE HAD SOME COMPLAINTS FROM SOME PARENTS. 919 00:37:25,381 --> 00:37:28,251 UH, APPARENTLY THE UMPIRE'S FILING A LAWSUIT. 920 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:29,730 - [laughs] 921 00:37:30,351 --> 00:37:32,561 I'M REALLY SORRY, ADAM. 922 00:37:34,286 --> 00:37:35,426 IT WAS A BAD CALL. 923 00:37:35,460 --> 00:37:38,670 - YEAH. YEAH, THANKS FOR THAT. 924 00:37:38,704 --> 00:37:40,434 I'M SORRY, I COULDN'T GET BACK TO THE OFFICE... 925 00:37:40,465 --> 00:37:41,665 SO, YOU MAKE THE CALL... 926 00:37:41,707 --> 00:37:42,427 AND I'LL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW MORNING. 927 00:37:42,467 --> 00:37:45,257 [knocking at door] OKAY, BYE. 928 00:37:50,268 --> 00:37:51,918 HEY. - HI. YOU'RE HOME EARLY. 929 00:37:51,959 --> 00:37:53,719 - NO, I HAD THIS MEETING OVER AT SHATTUCK, 930 00:37:53,754 --> 00:37:54,964 AND THEN CROSBY CALLED FREAKING OUT 931 00:37:54,996 --> 00:37:56,956 ABOUT SOME EMERGENCY THAT COULDN'T WAIT. 932 00:37:56,998 --> 00:37:59,098 - UH, DREW DIDN'T HAPPEN TO COME BY, DID HE? 933 00:37:59,138 --> 00:38:00,278 - HERE? - YEAH. 934 00:38:00,312 --> 00:38:01,182 - NO. 935 00:38:01,209 --> 00:38:02,589 - OH, I GOT A WEIRD CALL FROM THE SCHOOL. 936 00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:04,105 - YEAH? - I DON'T KNOW. 937 00:38:04,143 --> 00:38:05,253 I'M JUST TRYING NOT TO PANIC. 938 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:06,663 I'M SURE IT'S NOTHING, IT'S JUST-- 939 00:38:06,698 --> 00:38:08,388 - ADAM, I AM IN A REAL PICKLE, MAN. 940 00:38:08,424 --> 00:38:09,844 KATIE ALREADY TRIED TO MOVE UP THE DATE. 941 00:38:09,873 --> 00:38:11,503 YOU GOTTA GET ME OUT OF THIS ENGAGEMENT. 942 00:38:11,530 --> 00:38:13,050 - ENGAGEMENT? - OH, YOU'RE JUDGMENTAL? 943 00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:15,673 - YOU AND KATIE GOT ENGAGED? 944 00:38:15,707 --> 00:38:16,777 - WHOA, WHAT? 945 00:38:16,811 --> 00:38:18,571 - CROSBY AND KATIE GOT ENGAGED. 946 00:38:18,606 --> 00:38:20,816 - OKAY, THIS IS ABOUT THE FROZEN-SPERM THING. 947 00:38:20,850 --> 00:38:22,850 - I'M SORRY, THE WHAT? - HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 948 00:38:22,886 --> 00:38:25,126 IS THERE NOT ANY CONFIDENTIAL MALE-GUY STUFF ANYMORE? 949 00:38:25,164 --> 00:38:26,444 - I DON'T THINK SO. 950 00:38:26,476 --> 00:38:28,266 - HI, CRAZY LADY WHO YELLS AT HER SISTER 951 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:29,716 FROM A DATE. 952 00:38:29,755 --> 00:38:32,095 - FINE. I MAY HAVE OVERREACTED A LITTLE BIT. 953 00:38:32,137 --> 00:38:33,097 - MAYBE? - WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 954 00:38:33,138 --> 00:38:35,378 - WHY ARE YOU HERE? WHY IS EVERYONE HERE? 955 00:38:35,416 --> 00:38:37,036 BECAUSE THIS IS ADAM AND CROSBY TIME. 956 00:38:37,073 --> 00:38:38,183 - I DIDN'T INVITE THEM. 957 00:38:38,212 --> 00:38:39,632 - KRISTINA'S PICKING SYDNEY UP FROM SCHOOL FOR US. 958 00:38:39,662 --> 00:38:41,012 JOEL HAS A DENTAL THING, 959 00:38:41,042 --> 00:38:43,082 AND SYDNEY DOESN'T LIKE ME VERY MUCH ANYWAY, SO-- 960 00:38:43,113 --> 00:38:44,633 - THAT'S NOT TRUE. - SHE LOVES YOU. 961 00:38:44,667 --> 00:38:47,387 - OH, SHE OPENLY PREFERS JOEL, AND THAT IS FINE, 962 00:38:47,428 --> 00:38:49,908 BECAUSE I AM A GOOD LAWYER, AND HE IS A GOOD FATHER. 963 00:38:49,948 --> 00:38:53,228 SO SHE WILL BE LIKE A RELATIVE OF MINE. 964 00:38:53,261 --> 00:38:54,681 SEE, I CAN-- I CAN MANAGE THIS. 965 00:38:54,711 --> 00:38:57,161 I CAN LOWER MY EXPECTATIONS. - HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 966 00:38:57,196 --> 00:38:58,056 HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 967 00:38:58,094 --> 00:38:59,724 WAIT, SO ARE WE SAYING WE LOST DREW? 968 00:38:59,751 --> 00:39:02,511 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, OKAY? 969 00:39:02,547 --> 00:39:04,997 IT MIGHT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT 970 00:39:05,032 --> 00:39:08,172 HE WALKED IN ON ME AND JIM HALF-NAKED LAST NIGHT. 971 00:39:08,207 --> 00:39:09,417 - YOU SLEPT WITH JIM? 972 00:39:09,450 --> 00:39:10,590 - GOOD FOR YOU. 973 00:39:10,624 --> 00:39:12,494 - WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM BEING A FAT, BALDING BARISTA? 974 00:39:12,522 --> 00:39:14,252 - I WARMED TO HIM. 975 00:39:14,282 --> 00:39:15,462 - HOW MANY DAYS HAS SHE BEEN HOME? 976 00:39:15,491 --> 00:39:17,151 - GET THEM OUT OF HERE. 977 00:39:17,182 --> 00:39:19,562 - HELLO. HI, SETH. 978 00:39:19,598 --> 00:39:20,808 - SETH, THERE'S A WINNER. 979 00:39:20,841 --> 00:39:21,771 - NO. 980 00:39:21,807 --> 00:39:23,147 - SHE WAS SCREAMING AT ME ON THE PHONE. 981 00:39:23,188 --> 00:39:24,568 - WHAT? HE'S WITH YOU? 982 00:39:24,603 --> 00:39:27,503 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? SINCE WHEN? 983 00:39:27,537 --> 00:39:29,127 YES, I'M UPSET. 984 00:39:29,159 --> 00:39:30,229 SETH, WHATEVER YOU DO, 985 00:39:30,264 --> 00:39:32,064 DO NOT LET HIM OUT OF YOUR SIGHT, DO YOU HEAR ME? 986 00:39:32,093 --> 00:39:33,063 I AM ON MY WAY. 987 00:39:33,094 --> 00:39:35,824 I'M GETTING IN THE CAR RIGHT NOW. GOOD-BYE. 988 00:39:35,856 --> 00:39:38,856 HE'S IN MOTHER-FREAKIN' FRESNO. 989 00:39:39,860 --> 00:39:42,210 - UH, SARAH. 990 00:39:42,241 --> 00:39:43,521 SARAH. 991 00:39:44,520 --> 00:39:46,560 WHY DON'T I RIDE WITH YOU? 992 00:39:48,075 --> 00:39:49,175 - THANKS. 993 00:39:50,146 --> 00:39:52,146 I'LL DO THIS. 994 00:40:03,159 --> 00:40:05,399 - HEY, YOUR MOM'S HERE. 995 00:40:18,864 --> 00:40:23,214 - DREW, HONEY. HEY. HEY. 996 00:40:27,873 --> 00:40:30,223 - UH, IT'S JUST NOT A REAL GOOD TIME RIGHT NOW. 997 00:40:30,255 --> 00:40:32,495 I MEAN, I GOT THESE ROAD DATES THAT MIGHT COME UP, 998 00:40:32,533 --> 00:40:34,713 AND IT'S-- 999 00:40:38,366 --> 00:40:41,266 - IT'S OKAY. - YOU ALL RIGHT? 1000 00:40:41,300 --> 00:40:42,510 IS THE FAMILY GOOD? 1001 00:40:42,543 --> 00:40:44,273 - THANKS FOR CALLING, SETH. 1002 00:40:44,303 --> 00:40:46,483 - YEAH. 1003 00:40:49,688 --> 00:40:51,998 SEE YOU SOON, CHAMP. 1004 00:40:52,035 --> 00:40:54,725 YOU KNOW, MAYBE WE CAN TAKE IN A GAME OR SOMETHING. 1005 00:40:54,762 --> 00:40:56,902 - YEAH. 1006 00:41:05,980 --> 00:41:07,980 [car ignition turns] 1007 00:41:19,546 --> 00:41:22,406 - DREW. 1008 00:41:22,445 --> 00:41:25,205 DREW, COME ON, LET'S GO. 1009 00:41:25,241 --> 00:41:28,211 HEY. 1010 00:41:28,244 --> 00:41:31,184 HEY. HEY. 1011 00:41:31,212 --> 00:41:33,532 HEY. 1012 00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:36,560 OH, HONEY. 1013 00:41:42,430 --> 00:41:45,230 YOU... 1014 00:41:45,261 --> 00:41:47,751 DESERVE A FATHER. 1015 00:41:47,781 --> 00:41:51,751 YOU DESERVE A GREAT FATHER. 1016 00:41:51,785 --> 00:41:56,305 AND I SHOULDN'T HAVE MARRIED HIM. 1017 00:41:57,515 --> 00:42:00,925 AND I'M REALLY SORRY. 1018 00:42:02,347 --> 00:42:06,697 OH, LOOK AT YOU. LOOK AT YOU. 1019 00:42:08,353 --> 00:42:11,293 YOU'RE ALMOST A MAN. 1020 00:42:11,321 --> 00:42:14,531 WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN? 1021 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:21,020 FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, YOU HAVE ME. 1022 00:42:23,333 --> 00:42:26,203 I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 1023 00:42:28,546 --> 00:42:29,856 AND I'M REALLY SORRY, 1024 00:42:29,892 --> 00:42:33,312 BUT THAT'S GONNA HAVE TO BE ENOUGH, OKAY? 1025 00:42:33,343 --> 00:42:35,353 OKAY. 1026 00:42:38,866 --> 00:42:42,006 [children's choir singing] 1027 00:42:42,042 --> 00:42:44,632 ♪ 1028 00:42:44,665 --> 00:42:50,115 all: ♪ WHO CAN ROW WITHOUT OARS? ♪ 1029 00:42:50,153 --> 00:42:56,333 ♪ WHO CAN LEAVE A FRIEND BEHIND ♪ 1030 00:42:56,366 --> 00:43:01,576 ♪ WITHOUT SHEDDING A TEAR? 1031 00:43:01,613 --> 00:43:07,933 ♪ I CAN SAIL WITHOUT THE WIND ♪ 1032 00:43:07,964 --> 00:43:13,944 ♪ I CAN ROW WITHOUT OARS ♪ 1033 00:43:13,970 --> 00:43:19,670 ♪ I CAN NEVER LEAVE A FRIEND ♪ 1034 00:43:19,700 --> 00:43:23,880 ♪ WITHOUT SHEDDING A TEAR 1035 00:43:23,911 --> 00:43:27,331 ♪ 1036 00:43:28,433 --> 00:43:31,443 - [cheers and applause] 1037 00:43:31,470 --> 00:43:34,090 - SHE WAS GREAT! - OH. THANKS, DAD. 1038 00:43:34,922 --> 00:43:37,132 - WHERE'S MAX AND ADAM? 1039 00:43:39,099 --> 00:43:40,309 EXCUSE ME. 1040 00:43:41,204 --> 00:43:45,144 all: ♪ I AM A GREAT KID, YES I AM ♪ 1041 00:43:45,174 --> 00:43:49,284 ♪ 1042 00:43:50,489 --> 00:43:52,659 [splashing] 1043 00:43:59,222 --> 00:44:00,982 - ADAM. 1044 00:44:01,017 --> 00:44:02,537 ADAM, WHAT-- 1045 00:44:02,570 --> 00:44:03,710 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING OUT HERE? 1046 00:44:03,744 --> 00:44:05,444 - WE'RE FINE. 1047 00:44:05,470 --> 00:44:07,540 JUST GO BACK IN. 1048 00:44:07,575 --> 00:44:09,465 YOU'RE GONNA MISS THE END. 1049 00:44:09,508 --> 00:44:10,918 - MAX, COME ON, LET'S GO INSIDE. 1050 00:44:10,958 --> 00:44:12,578 - [sighs] HE CAN'T GO IN. 1051 00:44:12,615 --> 00:44:13,645 - WHAT? 1052 00:44:13,685 --> 00:44:14,815 - THERE ARE CANDLES IN THE HALLWAY, 1053 00:44:14,859 --> 00:44:15,619 HE CAN'T WALK PAST THEM. 1054 00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:16,583 - OH, HELL, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 1055 00:44:16,619 --> 00:44:18,409 I MEAN, ALL HE'S GOTTA DO IS GO BY THEM. 1056 00:44:18,448 --> 00:44:19,618 HE'S GONNA BE FINE. MAX. 1057 00:44:19,657 --> 00:44:21,347 COME ON, LET'S GO INSIDE. - DAD, IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE. 1058 00:44:21,382 --> 00:44:23,972 - IT IS THAT SIMPLE, ADAM. I RAISED FOUR KIDS. 1059 00:44:24,006 --> 00:44:26,696 - DAD, THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY SON. 1060 00:44:28,251 --> 00:44:30,741 THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG. 1061 00:44:34,913 --> 00:44:37,093 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 1062 00:44:42,369 --> 00:44:44,369 - THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG. 1063 00:44:47,512 --> 00:44:50,072 AND I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO HELP ME. 1064 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,000 [sighs] 1065 00:45:01,768 --> 00:45:04,698 [splashing] 1066 00:45:09,430 --> 00:45:12,230 - YEAH, OKAY. 1067 00:45:13,641 --> 00:45:15,711 OH, SONNY. 1068 00:45:26,931 --> 00:45:32,111 [foghorn blows, seagulls cry] 1069 00:45:33,178 --> 00:45:35,768 - HEY. 1070 00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:43,459 [laughs] 1071 00:45:43,499 --> 00:45:44,499 HEY. 1072 00:45:44,534 --> 00:45:45,674 - HEY. - JASMINE. 1073 00:45:45,708 --> 00:45:48,568 - UH-HUH. 1074 00:45:48,607 --> 00:45:51,707 - UH, WELL, UH, YOU LOOK... 1075 00:45:51,749 --> 00:45:54,579 GREAT. - THANKS. 1076 00:45:54,613 --> 00:45:56,893 - DO YOU, UH, DO YOU WANNA GO IN-- 1077 00:45:56,926 --> 00:45:59,856 - HONEY, COME HERE. 1078 00:45:59,895 --> 00:46:02,235 - OH, UH, WHO'S THIS? 1079 00:46:02,276 --> 00:46:03,476 - THAT'S JABBAR. 1080 00:46:03,519 --> 00:46:06,559 - OH, HEY, BUDDY. I'M CROSBY. 1081 00:46:06,591 --> 00:46:10,081 - HE WANTED TO MEET HIS DAD. 1082 00:46:11,458 --> 00:46:14,358 - ♪ OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH 1083 00:46:14,392 --> 00:46:16,772 ♪ WOO, HOO, OOH 1084 00:46:16,808 --> 00:46:19,978 [all talking at once] 1085 00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:33,000 - WE HAVE A MAJOR SITUATION. 1086 00:46:35,068 --> 00:46:37,138 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 1087 00:46:37,173 --> 00:46:41,383 - SO, UH, I HAVE A KID... 1088 00:46:41,419 --> 00:46:42,559 A SON, A BOY. 1089 00:46:42,592 --> 00:46:44,152 HIS NAME IS JABBAR. 1090 00:46:44,180 --> 00:46:45,040 - JABBAR? 1091 00:46:45,078 --> 00:46:46,218 - I DON'T KNOW, SHE'S APPARENTLY 1092 00:46:46,251 --> 00:46:48,011 A BASKETBALL FAN OR SOMETHING. 1093 00:46:48,046 --> 00:46:50,526 - WELL, WHAT AM I GONNA SAY AFTER THAT? LIKE-- 1094 00:46:50,566 --> 00:46:53,116 - ISN'T THE GAME TODAY? 1095 00:46:53,155 --> 00:46:55,465 - WHAT? 1096 00:46:55,502 --> 00:46:57,752 WELL, BUDDY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE WITH BASEBALL. 1097 00:46:57,780 --> 00:47:00,160 - IT'S MY TEAM. 1098 00:47:08,170 --> 00:47:09,450 - UH... 1099 00:47:11,345 --> 00:47:13,205 GAME'S IN TEN MINUTES, EVERYBODY. 1100 00:47:13,244 --> 00:47:14,254 COME ON, WE GOT A BASEBALL GAME TO GET TO. 1101 00:47:14,279 --> 00:47:16,869 - OKAY, BABY, LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO. 1102 00:47:16,903 --> 00:47:18,703 HEY, HADDIE, CAN YOU GO GRAB HIS UNIFORM, PLEASE? 1103 00:47:18,732 --> 00:47:19,662 - LAUNDRY ROOM. GOT IT. 1104 00:47:19,698 --> 00:47:22,118 - COME ON, MAXIE, LET'S GO GET DRESSED. 1105 00:47:22,149 --> 00:47:23,769 OH, MY GOD, I THINK I'M SNACK MOM TODAY. 1106 00:47:23,806 --> 00:47:24,946 CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THE SNACKS? 1107 00:47:24,980 --> 00:47:26,530 - YEAH, WE'LL MAKE SNACKS. 1108 00:47:26,567 --> 00:47:29,397 - ♪ MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU ALWAYS ♪ 1109 00:47:29,432 --> 00:47:33,302 ♪ MAY YOUR WISHES ALL COME TRUE ♪ 1110 00:47:33,333 --> 00:47:37,103 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS DO FOR OTHERS ♪ 1111 00:47:37,130 --> 00:47:40,410 ♪ AND LET OTHERS DO FOR YOU ♪ 1112 00:47:40,443 --> 00:47:45,453 ♪ 1113 00:47:49,832 --> 00:47:53,632 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE RIGHTEOUS ♪ 1114 00:47:53,663 --> 00:47:56,773 ♪ MAY YOU GROW UP TO BE TRUE ♪ 1115 00:47:56,804 --> 00:48:00,334 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS KNOW THE TRUTH ♪ 1116 00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:04,260 ♪ AND SEE THE LIGHTS SURROUNDING YOU ♪ 1117 00:48:04,295 --> 00:48:09,295 ♪ 1118 00:48:10,094 --> 00:48:13,134 ♪ MAY YOU ALWAYS BE COURAGEOUS ♪ 1119 00:48:13,166 --> 00:48:16,126 ♪ STAND UPRIGHT AND BE STRONG ♪ 1120 00:48:16,169 --> 00:48:22,619 ♪ AND MAY YOU STAY 1121 00:48:22,658 --> 00:48:26,318 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 1122 00:48:26,351 --> 00:48:30,111 ♪ 1123 00:48:30,148 --> 00:48:37,088 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 1124 00:48:37,121 --> 00:48:43,961 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 1125 00:48:43,990 --> 00:48:51,580 ♪ MAY YOU STAY 1126 00:48:51,618 --> 00:48:58,138 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 1127 00:48:58,176 --> 00:49:05,076 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG 1128 00:49:05,114 --> 00:49:08,124 ♪ MAY YOU STAY 1129 00:49:08,152 --> 00:49:12,672 [bat pings, crowd cheers] 1130 00:49:12,708 --> 00:49:15,708 ♪ FOREVER YOUNG