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You owe me $50,000.
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I don't have the money.
Miltie has the money, man.
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- (GROANS)
- You owe Butchie money!
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And now you got me
on your fucking ass!
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- Five months.
- Five months?
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- Believe it. I know.
- Now, is it a boy or a girl?
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Judge threw your case out.
He ruled in favor of Penthouse.
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They can't actually say that
sluts don't get to decide
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what happens to pictures of their body.
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What did you do?
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I stole his safe, which contained
a certain videotape.
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I really don't get why you're so mad.
It's porn.
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It is not porn, you asshole! Get out!
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Give me the money.
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You're pretty cocky for a guy
with a detonator strapped to his chest.
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You, son, are a loser.
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Well, you're a bad person.
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Maybe I am.
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But what about Pamela?
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What did she do to deserve
what you've done to her?
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Is she a bad person?
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TOMMY: Exactly. Totally, man.
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That's the name of the game.
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The bottom line is
we've got to keep growing.
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And it's so easy to repeat yourself.
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But you can't be afraid, champ.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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This album
has all kinds of new sounds on there,
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Industrial, techno, alternative...
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But in the end it's still us.
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- It's still rock 'n' roll.
- Yeah.
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Basically, what we're trying to say is
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this is '90s Crüe.
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(CROWD CHEERS)
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What do you say? Want a taste?
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(CROWD CHEERS)
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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(YELLS)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
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Another brick in the wall
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Another toe-to-toe
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Another ticket tonight
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Another dog in the fight
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Mirror on the wall
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Let's go upstairs
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Her lipstick on her eyes
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Come down and play
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She wants to fly
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She says yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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She says yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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She says yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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She says yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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You're asking me what's in it for him?
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MAN: I'm asking
what's in it for you?
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Is it the money?
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I'm with Gus
because he sees the real me.
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When he looks at me,
he sees a full person,
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not just a pair of gams
to show off to the fellas of Makamba.
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MAN: I'll take your word for it.
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You don't have to take my word for it.
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You just have to take your coat and hat
and get the hell out of my house.
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MAN: Thank you. That was...
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That was great.
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Oh!
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Thank you. Um...
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Is that all you need, or...
'Cause I actually have been...
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I can do it a ton of...
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That was perfect.
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Okay. (CHUCKLES) That's great.
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Whoo! Okay. Thank you, Curtis.
Thank you so much.
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You're welcome, we'll be in touch.
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Okay, great. Thank you for your time.
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Thank you so much, I appreciate it.
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(EXHALES) Oh, my gosh.
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I'm sorry.
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It's hard work being pregnant.
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Thank you so much for your time.
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I appreciate it. Bye.
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- Have a great day.
- Bye.
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It was quick. I mean,
I think I did well.
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MAN ON PHONE: I have no doubt.
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Oh. And you told him how much
I loved the project.
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You know, how much
I connect with the role?
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Multiple times.
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They know I'll have the baby weight off.
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I made that abundantly clear.
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(SIGHS) Oh, God.
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All right, so what's going on
with the Bond spoof?
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Still trading calls.
They definitely seem interested.
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Mike Myers thought you were great.
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I can't give a yes, you know.
Not until I know about L.A.
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- Right. Let's first have that problem. - I know, I know.
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On another subject,
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- I got another call from Baywatch.
- (SIGHS) Rob.
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They're desperate to have you back.
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We hold all the cards,
we can cut you an incredible deal.
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Listen, you know how I feel.
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I know. Just giving you options.
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That's my job.
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I am well aware that
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Barb Wire didn't exactly
light the world on fire,
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but one movie shouldn't kill
my entire film career.
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You're right.
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One movie should not.
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2.7 million.
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That's how many people
are looking at those pictures.
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Perverts.
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Casting directors.
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Friends.
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TOMMY: Well,
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at least it can't get any worse.
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$1,100. Um, he'll have the last three
next week.
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I was hoping I could
talk to you for a second.
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I've done, um...
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I've done eight jobs for you.
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I would like to think I did a pretty
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decent job, you know?
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I know we're not square yet, but,
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this work is,
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it's killing me. I can't eat.
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I can't sleep.
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I have nightmares.
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I'm not cut out for this.
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I'm not cut out for this, Mr. Peraino.
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It is devouring my soul.
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And so, you know, if we could maybe
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work out something else? I don't know.
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Tell you what.
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Give me 10 grand
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and I'll consider us even.
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Ten grand?
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(SOBBING)
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(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
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Sounded great, man. Tight.
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Dude! What time we got to
be back here?
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6:30.
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That early?
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To close?
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Hey, guys. So listen.
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Slight change of plans.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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(GRUNTS)
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Hey! Hello?
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Hey. I just talked to Curtis.
147
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And?
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They loved you.
They thought you were amazing.
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But they are going in
a different direction.
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Honey, this is one of the most
coveted roles in town.
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Every major actress is
throwing her hat in this ring.
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Oh, my God.
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Who got it?
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Kim Basinger.
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Listen to me, there is zero shame
in losing out to Kim Basinger.
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All right, well, I guess I'm...
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I'm clear to do the Bond spoof.
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(SIGHS)
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What?
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Oh! (SCREAMS ANGRILY)
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- They fucked us over.
- (GASPS) Tommy.
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(SIGHS) What are you doing back?
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MTV, the fucking
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- VMA people...
- Who? What?
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We were supposed to close
the show and then
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Out of nowhere
this producer chick's like,
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"Oh, hey, by the way,
we're shuffling things around."
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"You're on first."
So we're like, "We're the opener?"
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"Sure, no problem."
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And she's like, "Well, no, not exactly."
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So we're like, okay, "What do you mean?"
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And she's like, "Well, fuck you!"
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Because it turns out
we're not the opener.
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We're the fucking pre-show.
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Like, as in before the thing starts.
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They bumped us off the broadcast
for fucking Beck.
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So we're like, "Fuck that!
We're not some fucking warm-up act."
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Four of us just got up and fucking left.
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But at least you don't have
to get dressed tonight.
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PAM: Shit. Sorry, babe.
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I didn't get the part.
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Huh?
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(SIGHS)
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L.A. Confidential.
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Oh, shit.
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Or the
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stupid Bond spoof.
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- Really?
- -No.
- No.
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God!
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Ugh! It's so stupid.
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(CHUCKLES) Oh.
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And you want to know who I,
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00:10:07,189 --> 00:10:08,399
I lost out to?
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Who?
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Elizabeth Hurley.
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Who the fuck is Elizabeth Hurley?
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That's what I said.
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(SCOFFS)
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Fuck Mike Myers.
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Yeah, it's not just him.
201
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It's just, it's everybody.
It's everybody.
202
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This tape, I'm a walking punchline.
203
00:10:28,794 --> 00:10:29,962
It's gonna die down.
204
00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:32,381
That's just exactly
what I keep telling myself,
205
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:35,801
and then every time I do, boom,
something new comes along.
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Oh, babe.
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Listen to me.
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It has to die down.
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It's fucking everywhere.
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Newspapers, magazines, TV.
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There's no place left for it to go!
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(SIGHS)
213
00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:03,788
(MODEM WHIRRING)
214
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,634
(PHONE RINGING)
215
00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:22,431
Hello?
216
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:24,183
NIKKI: Have you seen this shit?
217
00:11:24,892 --> 00:11:25,976
Nikki?
218
00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:27,895
What shit?
219
00:11:28,312 --> 00:11:29,689
Tommy, did you fucking plug it in?
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It's in.
221
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,942
Is this white box important?
What is this?
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00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,026
That's the modem.
223
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,696
Address bar?
What the hell are you talking about?
224
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The white line at the top, Tommy.
You know it's just three Ws okay?
225
00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:44,036
It's not WW. Just three Ws.
Type it in like that.
226
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,831
Okay, it's the arrow
that points back like return.
227
00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:49,125
Okay, it's loading.
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Hold on.
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(PHONE CLATTERS)
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00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,390
PAM: Tommy?
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00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,226
What are you doing?
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PAM ON COMPUTER: Please may I?
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TOMMY: How's it going? Look at you.
234
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,336
Look at you. Where are you going?
235
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Oh, that's sweet! Come on.
236
00:12:37,256 --> 00:12:39,925
Hey, aw...
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PAM: I am one lucky camper.
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Whoo!
239
00:12:47,224 --> 00:12:48,309
Yes!
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(BOTH EXCLAIMING)
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PAM: Whoo!
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00:12:58,819 --> 00:13:00,404
TOMMY: What's up, lover?
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00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:13,918
I didn't order any pizza. (GROANS)
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00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:18,464
Give me the fucking money, man.
245
00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:21,133
TOMMY ON COMPUTER:
...as big as this.
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00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:24,637
What the fuck?
247
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:26,222
TOMMY: What's up, baby?
248
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:30,142
How's it goin'? Look at you.
249
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How is this
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playing on your computer?
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Internet Entertainment Group?
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WOMAN: Internet Entertainment Group.
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00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:54,250
We're a technology/entertainment
company based out of Seattle,
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and I'm down here in the Valley
for a few days on a scouting trip.
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- Good for you, Dan.
- Rand.
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00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:04,176
Good luck with your brilliant
world-changing idea.
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00:14:06,679 --> 00:14:08,681
You little fucker.
258
00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,018
I've been doing some digging.
259
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:14,728
It's a company out of Seattle.
260
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,605
They run a bunch of these
cam girls sites.
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00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,774
Club Love is
apparently the flagship.
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00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,025
Cam Girl?
263
00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:22,319
Yeah, it's kind of like an
online peep show.
264
00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:26,448
You pay a subscription and you
watch girls, they, you know, disrobe.
265
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:29,827
And then they do things to themselves.
266
00:14:29,827 --> 00:14:32,204
- Over the computer?
- That's a thing?
267
00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:33,622
Yeah, it's huge.
268
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:34,748
Big money in it.
269
00:14:34,832 --> 00:14:35,916
Wait.
270
00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:39,086
So then why are they
playing our tape for free?
271
00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:41,422
Can you think of better publicity?
272
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,466
Don't tell me
we're not suing these guys.
273
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,634
(SCOFFS)
274
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:47,553
They're playing our tape, Pamela.
For free.
275
00:14:47,553 --> 00:14:49,805
Thousands of fucking people
are sitting there...
276
00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,557
SANDY: Millions.
277
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:52,808
Millions.
278
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:56,979
Millions.
279
00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,314
The VHS tape,
280
00:14:58,564 --> 00:14:59,732
that was a flu.
281
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,735
This is a plague.
282
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,196
Happy Birthday, Merry Christmas.
283
00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:09,533
Holy shit.
284
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,702
And that's just in the first 24 hours.
285
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:15,122
Has a video ever racked up
that many views that fast?
286
00:15:15,122 --> 00:15:18,083
Has a video ever racked up
that many views?
287
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,920
- Look, everybody has a spike...
- MAN: Hey, Seth!
288
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,129
...but what we have here...
289
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:24,673
This just came.
290
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:29,345
They're suing us.
291
00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,266
They're suing us!
292
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:35,809
(LAUGHS)
293
00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,686
Fuck, yes!
294
00:15:38,395 --> 00:15:40,397
Oh, Valerie!
295
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,274
Is this not the best day ever?
296
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:44,151
(LAUGHS)
297
00:15:44,151 --> 00:15:45,986
We're being sued, baby!
298
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,321
Fuck, yeah!
299
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:50,157
(PHONE RINGING)
300
00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:51,450
Whoo!
301
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,243
Seth Warshavsky's office.
302
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,579
Yeah. Put him on. Put him on now.
303
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:58,248
Um, may I ask who's calling?
304
00:15:58,332 --> 00:16:01,585
Uh, yeah. You sure can. You tell him
305
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:04,171
that it is the rightful owner
of the Pam and Tommy tape,
306
00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:06,131
the person he's fucking stealing from.
307
00:16:06,840 --> 00:16:07,925
Hold, please.
308
00:16:08,175 --> 00:16:09,426
Okay.
309
00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,098
(PHONE BEEPING)
310
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:23,357
I'm sorry. Mr. Warshavsky is away
from his desk at the moment.
311
00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:24,984
That is fucking bullshit.
Just put him on!
312
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:26,485
Could I take a message?
313
00:16:26,485 --> 00:16:28,570
You know what? Yes.
You can take a message.
314
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:31,407
Here's the message.
You tell him that Rand Gauthier.
315
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:34,785
R-A-N-D G-A-U-T-H-I-E-R.
316
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:39,373
is gonna come up there to Seattle
and I'm gonna pop his fucking head off
317
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:41,250
like a fucking dandelion!
318
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,626
You got that?
319
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:46,338
"Rand Gautier is going to come up
there to Seattle right fucking now
320
00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,924
"and pop his head off
like a fucking dandelion."
321
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,051
Yes, exactly.
322
00:16:52,636 --> 00:16:54,221
Also, go fuck yourself.
323
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:09,445
(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
324
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:13,949
(EXHALES)
325
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:15,576
(SIGHS)
326
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:22,041
WOMAN: Hmm
327
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:24,376
Welcome.
328
00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:28,172
What can Charmaine do for you?
329
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:30,382
I come seeking answers.
330
00:17:30,632 --> 00:17:32,342
And what is the question?
331
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,553
I'll tell you the question.
332
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:37,765
The question is why? Why does bad stuff
333
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:41,351
keep happening to me when good stuff
is supposed to be happening to me?
334
00:17:41,435 --> 00:17:45,147
Karma is supposed to be on my side,
but it is not.
335
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:50,986
Well, why don't we take a look?
Please.
336
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:55,616
(MUMBLING)
337
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:02,331
The Wheel of Fortune is
moving in the wrong direction.
338
00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,209
Yeah, I know. Why?
339
00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:09,630
The star. Uh...
340
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:12,591
You've hurt this person.
341
00:18:14,384 --> 00:18:15,552
The star?
342
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:17,638
Naked woman
343
00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:19,681
by the water
344
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,767
and some sort of beach?
345
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:29,817
Oh, my God!
346
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:34,238
This is a joke!
347
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:37,074
What now?
348
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:38,867
They denied our injunction.
349
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:41,578
The judge, he's arguing it's media.
350
00:18:41,662 --> 00:18:45,290
So long as they're not charging people
to watch it, it's considered commentary
351
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,626
and thus protected
by the First Amendment.
352
00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:50,754
Yeah, well, how the fuck is
a porno website "media"?
353
00:18:50,838 --> 00:18:54,550
"Electronic media," he's calling it.
Anything on the World Wide Web.
354
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,885
- That's insane.
- I agree with you, Tommy.
355
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,471
Which is why we're going to appeal.
356
00:19:01,014 --> 00:19:02,850
How long will that take?
357
00:19:03,142 --> 00:19:04,518
The appeal process?
358
00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:06,812
That depends.
359
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:08,188
Days?
360
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:12,526
Nope, not days.
361
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:33,338
(TOMMY AND PAM MOANING ON COMPUTER)
362
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:38,969
(TOMMY AND PAM SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
363
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:59,323
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
364
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:02,409
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
365
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,745
(HORN HONKING)
366
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,081
Pam, Pamela. I'm sorry.
367
00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:09,249
I'm so sorry!
368
00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:12,794
It's me. It's Rand. The carpenter.
369
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:13,879
I'm sorry!
370
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:17,216
- Pam, I'm so sorry.
- Pamela.
371
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:25,724
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
372
00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,142
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
373
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,227
(SNIFFS)
374
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:30,729
What do you think it's about?
375
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:32,648
No clue, he wouldn't say.
376
00:20:34,441 --> 00:20:35,984
Sorry for the short notice.
377
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,194
What's up?
378
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:40,239
Well, there's someone here
who would like to speak with you.
379
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:44,826
Who the fuck are you?
380
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:52,751
To start off, I'd like to say thank you.
381
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:55,712
- For?
- The injunction.
382
00:20:56,171 --> 00:20:58,298
Thanks to your effort to block me,
383
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:01,802
we now know
it's actually legal to stream the tape.
384
00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:04,721
What do you want?
385
00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:06,974
- What do I want?
- Yeah, what do you want?
386
00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:08,558
I want to make you an offer.
387
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:09,768
An offer?
388
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:11,395
I want to buy the rights to the tape.
389
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,313
Go fuck yourself, dude.
390
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:16,775
Fucking offer. You want a fuckin' offer?
You want your fuckin' offer?
391
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,151
Tommy. Tommy!
392
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,112
You'll never fucking
get anything from me!
393
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:23,657
Ever fucking every fucking...
Go fuck yourself.
394
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:24,866
Fuckin' offer.
395
00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:26,493
You already have the right?
396
00:21:26,743 --> 00:21:29,162
No, I have the right
to stream it for free.
397
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:31,456
TOMMY: Go fuck yourself.
398
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:33,292
Just so he knows,
399
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,294
I go fuck myself
400
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:38,755
and your tape will spread
all over the Web.
401
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:41,341
Hundreds of websites will post it.
402
00:21:41,508 --> 00:21:43,844
I mean, you think a lot of
people have seen it now?
403
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,304
You ain't seen nothing yet.
404
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:46,805
SANDY: But if you had the rights?
405
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:49,182
I buy the online rights
and I start charging to watch,
406
00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:50,934
It'd be illegal for anybody else
to stream it.
407
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:54,146
Free or otherwise. They'd be violating
my constitutional right
408
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:56,398
to make a profit off of something I own.
409
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:58,358
SANDY: The chain of title
will grant him the right
410
00:21:58,442 --> 00:22:01,486
- to take down the unauthorized copies.
- SETH: Exactly.
411
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:04,656
I could put it behind a pay wall,
slap a nice little watermark on there,
412
00:22:04,740 --> 00:22:06,325
"Property of
Internet Entertainment Group."
413
00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:07,993
All rights reserved.
414
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,329
A lot of people will know about it, yes.
415
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:12,914
But very few will have actually seen it.
416
00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:16,585
Probably on the order of 95% less.
417
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:19,880
Because that's the kind of drop off
that you see when you charge
418
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:22,174
for content versus give it away free.
419
00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:26,094
So, in summary, you can A,
do nothing and watch your tape
420
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,388
spread like the plague
all over the world.
421
00:22:28,472 --> 00:22:30,349
Or B, sell me the rights.
422
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:32,017
It will be controlled and contained
423
00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:35,979
with far fewer people
ever actually laying their
424
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:37,647
pervy little eyes on it.
425
00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:41,360
So, what's it going to be?
426
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,570
Door A or...
427
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,155
Door B?
428
00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,326
Door "Go fuck yourself."
429
00:22:49,451 --> 00:22:50,869
(CHUCKLES)
430
00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:52,746
Okay.
431
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:54,247
There it is.
432
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:57,334
On the off chance you change your mind,
433
00:22:57,626 --> 00:23:00,337
that's a contract and...
434
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:03,340
That's an offer.
435
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:05,717
Later, asshole.
436
00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:12,182
Uh, personally,
I think you ought to consider.
437
00:23:12,182 --> 00:23:14,559
Sandy, that dude's
fucking blackmailing us.
438
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:15,727
Technically, it's not blackmail.
439
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:17,020
TOMMY: What the fuck, dude?
440
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:18,772
What he said, it makes sense.
441
00:23:18,772 --> 00:23:20,482
It's our fucking love on that tape.
442
00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:22,275
- We're not selling it.
- (SIGHS)
443
00:23:22,359 --> 00:23:24,945
I just want this to be over.
444
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:27,322
Listen, we can contain the tape
and you'll still have
445
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,449
some compensation for the hell
that you've been through.
446
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:30,617
Compensation?
447
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:33,203
Wha...
448
00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:35,205
Making money out of this?
449
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:37,416
Not ever.
450
00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,709
All right, then we're just
back to square one.
451
00:23:40,210 --> 00:23:41,753
- Give it to him.
- What?
452
00:23:42,129 --> 00:23:43,839
Grant him the rights for free.
453
00:23:43,839 --> 00:23:45,715
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- No, I'm not kidding.
454
00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:46,883
He doesn't get to buy me.
455
00:23:47,342 --> 00:23:49,511
Okay, so then what?
He gets you for fucking free?
456
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:50,720
He can have it. I'm done.
457
00:23:50,971 --> 00:23:52,556
Pamela, if we hand him the rights,
458
00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:55,767
I don't give a shit what people think.
459
00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:59,479
I'm not making a deal with that fucking
piece of shit on principle alone!
460
00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:03,775
Do you understand what
this is doing to me?
461
00:24:03,859 --> 00:24:05,652
Yeah. I'm on that tape, too.
462
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,321
No. Not like me, you're not.
463
00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:10,532
You keep saying that.
It's fucking bullshit.
464
00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:12,701
Okay, I'm gonna leave you two.
465
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:15,454
Have some privacy to discuss
this alone, okay?
466
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:18,373
Can I do it without him?
467
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:20,459
What?
468
00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:22,252
Yeah. Can I do it alone?
469
00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:24,796
You both need to sign.
470
00:24:29,509 --> 00:24:31,178
I can't believe you'd fucking do that.
471
00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:36,057
PAM ON TAPE:
I can't believe you're my husband!
472
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:37,184
Happy Birthday, hon.
473
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:40,228
TOMMY: Happy birthday...
474
00:24:42,397 --> 00:24:43,565
I love you!
475
00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:45,650
TOMMY: What's next? What's next?
476
00:24:51,281 --> 00:24:52,574
- (TOY SQUEAKS)
- (PAM SQUEALS)
477
00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:54,284
(TOY SQUEAKING)
478
00:24:54,659 --> 00:24:57,245
(BOTH LAUGHING)
479
00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,581
(PAM AND TOMMY CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
480
00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:04,836
(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)
481
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,421
Why is she still with him?
482
00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:07,672
No idea.
483
00:25:08,215 --> 00:25:09,382
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
484
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,344
RAND: Five minutes.
485
00:25:13,011 --> 00:25:15,472
That's all I ask. Okay?
Just five minutes of your time.
486
00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:16,598
Jesus Christ!
487
00:25:17,224 --> 00:25:19,100
Please!
There are some things I need to say.
488
00:25:19,184 --> 00:25:21,436
- Rand.
- Two minutes. Just two lousy minutes.
489
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,688
You'll never see me
at this door ever again, okay?
490
00:25:23,772 --> 00:25:25,190
Oh, my God!
491
00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:26,942
Don't do it. Do not do it.
492
00:25:32,447 --> 00:25:33,907
- (WINDING TIMER)
- Go!
493
00:25:35,283 --> 00:25:36,993
(TIMER TICKING)
494
00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:39,037
Okay, I, uh...
495
00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:42,082
I came here to make amends.
496
00:25:42,332 --> 00:25:45,627
I'm sorry for being such a pain
in the ass to you all these years.
497
00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:48,588
I know it's over between us.
498
00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:51,508
I've just had a hard time letting go.
499
00:25:52,133 --> 00:25:55,011
Obviously, you were the best thing
that ever happened to me.
500
00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:59,015
And unfortunately, I was not the best
thing that ever happened to you, which,
501
00:25:59,307 --> 00:26:00,892
you know, that sucks.
502
00:26:01,685 --> 00:26:04,479
It fucking big time, sucks ass.
503
00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:06,731
But,
504
00:26:08,275 --> 00:26:09,859
you know, that's okay.
505
00:26:12,988 --> 00:26:15,365
And this will be the last time
we ever speak.
506
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:17,075
You will never see me again.
507
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:18,994
Okay. You don't have to go that far.
508
00:26:18,994 --> 00:26:20,120
- Really?
- No, I mean
509
00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:21,746
we should definitely drift apart.
510
00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:24,916
But we could have contact
every now and then.
511
00:26:25,208 --> 00:26:26,668
Catch up over coffee.
512
00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:28,587
Like few times a year?
513
00:26:28,587 --> 00:26:30,297
Yeah, that would be okay.
514
00:26:30,755 --> 00:26:31,840
Three or four, maybe?
515
00:26:31,965 --> 00:26:32,966
Two or three.
516
00:26:34,634 --> 00:26:35,635
Two.
517
00:26:36,136 --> 00:26:37,345
Every six months.
518
00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:39,514
Not bad.
519
00:26:41,182 --> 00:26:42,183
You okay?
520
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:43,602
(SCOFFS)
521
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,982
Things have not been
very good for me lately.
522
00:26:49,482 --> 00:26:52,068
- I know.
- It's my own damn fault, though.
523
00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:54,696
I unleashed forces of chaos
into this world.
524
00:26:54,696 --> 00:26:56,323
I'm an agent of chaos.
525
00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:58,325
You are not an agent of chaos.
526
00:26:58,325 --> 00:26:59,618
No, I am.
527
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:02,621
You're a good person who's
done some really stupid things.
528
00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,456
Evil things, evil stuff.
529
00:27:04,956 --> 00:27:08,752
Like steal someone's very private tape
and release it into the world.
530
00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:10,629
You had your reasons, Rand.
He fucked you over.
531
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:12,172
What did she ever do to me?
532
00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:18,261
(SIGHS) Oh, man,
I feel terrible for women.
533
00:27:19,137 --> 00:27:20,764
They've got to deal with us.
534
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,016
Yeah.
535
00:27:23,558 --> 00:27:26,561
You are not the greatest gender.
536
00:27:26,686 --> 00:27:28,229
(TIMER DINGS)
537
00:27:35,904 --> 00:27:39,449
It's my dick on that tape, too.
Just the same as her pussy.
538
00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:49,125
Can I help you?
539
00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:51,419
Congrats, man.
540
00:27:51,586 --> 00:27:52,671
On what?
541
00:27:52,879 --> 00:27:54,506
That fucking fire hose.
542
00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:58,760
(EXCLAIMS MOCKINGLY, LAUGHS)
543
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:01,763
(MAN EXCLAIMS AND LAUGHS)
544
00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:03,431
That's really funny, dude.
545
00:28:04,307 --> 00:28:06,726
Hey, dude, that's really funny, man.
546
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:09,854
Hey, I'm a real fucking lucky dog!
547
00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:13,191
Do not complement me on my dick,
you fuck!
548
00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:14,442
Okay, chill, chill.
549
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:16,986
- Sorry, bro.
- Tommy. Chill.
550
00:28:23,785 --> 00:28:25,286
(YELLS) The fuck you looking at?
551
00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,796
The whole fucking world
looking at my dick.
552
00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:41,511
Dude...
553
00:28:42,429 --> 00:28:43,430
You love showing your dick.
554
00:28:43,430 --> 00:28:45,932
Albuquerque Civic Center
Shout at the Devil Tour?
555
00:28:45,932 --> 00:28:47,642
It was out the whole fucking drum solo.
556
00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,102
That was consensual.
557
00:28:49,936 --> 00:28:51,438
I chose to wag it.
558
00:28:52,188 --> 00:28:53,231
I don't know, man.
559
00:28:53,481 --> 00:28:55,191
There's worse things than
the whole world
560
00:28:55,275 --> 00:28:56,651
knowing you have a monster hog.
561
00:29:06,661 --> 00:29:07,746
Hey, babe?
562
00:29:14,043 --> 00:29:15,211
What are you doing?
563
00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:19,549
I need to get out of L.A.
564
00:29:20,967 --> 00:29:22,343
Where are you going?
565
00:29:23,845 --> 00:29:25,096
Home.
566
00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:27,015
Ladysmith?
567
00:29:28,433 --> 00:29:29,559
Please. I just...
568
00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:36,858
I need some time.
I need some time away.
569
00:29:38,026 --> 00:29:39,194
From me.
570
00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:45,950
(SIGHS)
571
00:29:52,373 --> 00:29:54,417
We're so good together, Pamela.
572
00:29:55,376 --> 00:29:57,128
It's the world that's fucked.
573
00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:03,635
- Don't. Stop.
- Baby.
574
00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:06,346
Don't.
575
00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:10,308
Oh, God.
576
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,815
(EXHALES)
577
00:30:33,498 --> 00:30:34,958
You know what? Hey.
578
00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:36,751
Let's run away. Huh?
579
00:30:37,085 --> 00:30:40,588
You and me, just the two of us,
like in the beginning, remember?
580
00:30:40,672 --> 00:30:43,299
Remember how good it was
when it's just you and me?
581
00:30:45,176 --> 00:30:47,387
Let's run away, baby. Come on.
582
00:30:49,430 --> 00:30:51,182
Let's do it, let's run away.
583
00:30:51,432 --> 00:30:52,976
Please, come on.
584
00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:56,980
Where would we go?
585
00:31:00,191 --> 00:31:01,359
- Heaven.
- (LAUGHS)
586
00:31:05,029 --> 00:31:06,739
Oh!
Shit!
587
00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:08,825
I think I got one. I got a good one.
588
00:31:08,825 --> 00:31:10,660
It's a good one! Come on!
589
00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:13,913
Yay!
590
00:31:14,664 --> 00:31:15,665
Whoo!
591
00:31:16,249 --> 00:31:17,834
Lake Mead!
592
00:31:18,668 --> 00:31:19,794
Come on, baby.
593
00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:21,212
Hey, no cameras.
594
00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:26,301
This is just what we needed, baby.
595
00:31:26,301 --> 00:31:27,427
You know?
596
00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:29,178
Oh, my God, so!
597
00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:31,514
I love you!
598
00:31:32,432 --> 00:31:33,516
(BOTH LAUGH)
599
00:31:40,273 --> 00:31:41,357
Tommy.
600
00:31:43,109 --> 00:31:44,152
What?
601
00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:45,278
Come on.
602
00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:47,822
You're falling asleep.
603
00:31:48,281 --> 00:31:49,657
No, I'm fine.
604
00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:52,201
No, baby. You're exhausted.
Come on, let's stop.
605
00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:55,663
It's dangerous, all right?
We'll finish the drive in the morning.
606
00:31:57,332 --> 00:31:58,458
Okay?
607
00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:02,837
I'm fine, but yeah, okay.
608
00:32:05,423 --> 00:32:07,592
- You're so wrong.
- I'm not.
609
00:32:09,302 --> 00:32:10,386
- Hi.
- Hi.
610
00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:12,138
Your finest room, please.
611
00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:13,765
Hey.
612
00:32:16,809 --> 00:32:19,520
- Yeah, stay. We'll start in the morning.
- MAN: Shit! Is that Pamela Anderson?
613
00:32:19,604 --> 00:32:20,730
Fuck.
614
00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:22,148
Thanks.
615
00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:24,025
Yo! You the man, Tommy.
616
00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:25,526
- Love you, Pamela.
- Yep.
617
00:32:27,111 --> 00:32:29,197
WOMAN: Oh, my God! It's Tommy Lee.
618
00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:37,330
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
619
00:32:41,376 --> 00:32:42,460
Thanks, bro.
620
00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:45,922
- Get in there.
- Ow!
621
00:32:45,922 --> 00:32:48,216
Stay back. Stay the fuck back!
622
00:32:51,010 --> 00:32:53,054
(SIGHS)
623
00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:54,555
You hurt my arm.
624
00:32:55,598 --> 00:32:56,975
I'm sorry.
625
00:32:58,476 --> 00:33:00,103
That was sincere.
626
00:33:01,062 --> 00:33:02,230
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
627
00:33:16,452 --> 00:33:17,495
Beary Bear!
628
00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:19,247
I have him. He's in the bag.
629
00:33:20,456 --> 00:33:21,749
I want him now.
630
00:33:21,833 --> 00:33:23,793
I'll give you Beary Bear
in the room, okay?
631
00:33:23,793 --> 00:33:24,919
Okay, Dada.
632
00:33:32,218 --> 00:33:33,594
(DOOR LOCK BEEPS)
633
00:33:53,072 --> 00:33:54,198
(BOTTLES CLATTERING)
634
00:34:05,668 --> 00:34:07,170
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
635
00:34:14,302 --> 00:34:16,012
(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
636
00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:19,640
What?
637
00:34:19,724 --> 00:34:21,225
Good evening, Mr. Lee.
This is a little...
638
00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:23,352
Did you not see the fucking
"do not disturb" sign?
639
00:34:23,436 --> 00:34:24,937
Apologies, this is a gift
from management.
640
00:34:25,688 --> 00:34:26,773
(DOOR CLOSES)
641
00:34:27,523 --> 00:34:31,069
If you work at a hotel and you see
a "do not disturb" sign,
642
00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:32,278
would you still walk in?
643
00:34:32,278 --> 00:34:35,031
Please stop. You're so loud.
644
00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:37,241
What?
645
00:34:37,450 --> 00:34:41,120
I'd just like five minutes without
any drama. Would that be possible?
646
00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:43,081
Baby, I'm not the one
that ignored the sign.
647
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,625
You are the one
that flipped out over it.
648
00:34:49,212 --> 00:34:50,213
I'm sorry.
649
00:34:50,213 --> 00:34:52,298
Oh gosh, you're sorry a lot, Tommy.
650
00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:53,883
Would you rather I not be?
651
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:58,096
I'd rather you not do
the thing requiring the sorry.
652
00:35:07,730 --> 00:35:11,609
(GROANS) Can you turn up the air?
I'm boiling.
653
00:35:20,326 --> 00:35:22,161
Eight, eight and a half.
654
00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:24,664
Not that I measure it.
655
00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:26,582
Hey, if music doesn't work out,
656
00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:28,793
you could always be a porn star.
657
00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:29,877
Yeah, bro.
658
00:35:29,961 --> 00:35:31,921
Just fucking, you know?
659
00:35:32,046 --> 00:35:33,422
Vivid Video presents
660
00:35:33,506 --> 00:35:36,050
"Tommy Lee, Kick star my hard-on."
661
00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:38,761
- Or "Doctor Fuckgood."
- Yeah.
662
00:35:38,845 --> 00:35:39,846
(MEN LAUGHING)
663
00:35:39,846 --> 00:35:43,307
Yeah, he thought he pounded the skins
on the drums, but then just fucking!
664
00:35:44,308 --> 00:35:45,434
That's funny.
665
00:35:47,436 --> 00:35:48,479
'Sup, babe?
666
00:35:52,859 --> 00:35:53,943
Pamela.
667
00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:55,987
Babe.
668
00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,823
Babe!
669
00:36:05,079 --> 00:36:07,039
What the fuck are you looking at?
670
00:36:32,148 --> 00:36:33,357
(SIGHS)
671
00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:48,206
(KNOCKS SOFTLY)
672
00:36:54,378 --> 00:36:56,088
(KNOCKS LOUDLY)
673
00:36:57,965 --> 00:36:59,508
Pamela!
674
00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:06,265
Pamela.
675
00:37:34,168 --> 00:37:35,253
I don't know.
676
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:36,921
Well, where the fuck is it?
677
00:37:37,546 --> 00:37:38,839
Your wife.
678
00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:40,591
She took it.
679
00:37:41,467 --> 00:37:42,635
When?
680
00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:44,345
A while ago.
681
00:37:59,694 --> 00:38:01,237
Can I borrow your bike?
682
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,739
It would be an honor.
683
00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:05,074
Cool.
684
00:38:09,787 --> 00:38:10,788
(ENGINE REVS)
685
00:38:15,876 --> 00:38:18,087
(TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)
686
00:38:20,923 --> 00:38:22,550
(PEOPLE SCREAMING ON TV)
687
00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:29,890
(DOOR OPENS)
688
00:38:31,767 --> 00:38:32,893
(DOOR SHUTS)
689
00:39:00,129 --> 00:39:01,464
(SWITCHES OFF TV)
690
00:39:08,804 --> 00:39:09,889
I'm sorry.
691
00:39:11,307 --> 00:39:12,391
(SIGHS)
692
00:39:21,859 --> 00:39:24,236
I know I can be
a real asshole sometimes.
693
00:39:27,907 --> 00:39:28,991
(EXHALES)
694
00:39:30,826 --> 00:39:32,578
I'll try to do better.
695
00:39:34,830 --> 00:39:35,915
No, fuck that.
696
00:39:39,543 --> 00:39:41,670
I am gonna do better.
697
00:39:45,341 --> 00:39:47,218
You deserve everything, baby.
698
00:39:51,597 --> 00:39:52,723
PAM: Sign it.
699
00:39:55,267 --> 00:39:56,602
Oh, Pamela.
700
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:00,398
Sign it.
701
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,360
This is our private stolen,
702
00:40:05,069 --> 00:40:07,822
fucking life.
703
00:40:09,156 --> 00:40:10,533
I don't care.
704
00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:13,661
You don't care? You're going to
let that guy just fucking...
705
00:40:13,661 --> 00:40:14,870
Sign it, Tommy.
706
00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:17,623
Now.
707
00:40:21,919 --> 00:40:22,920
(SIGHS)
708
00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:26,465
What if I don't?
709
00:40:29,885 --> 00:40:31,220
What if I don't?
710
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:33,931
What happens?
711
00:40:35,433 --> 00:40:37,101
What happens if I don't sign?
712
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,566
(SCOFFS)
713
00:40:49,613 --> 00:40:51,323
Just say something, please.
714
00:40:52,825 --> 00:40:53,826
(SIGHS)
715
00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:01,250
Just say something, Pamela. Please.
716
00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:03,043
Just anything.
717
00:41:05,754 --> 00:41:06,922
Say something.
718
00:41:08,424 --> 00:41:10,843
- Fucking say something!
- (GASPS)
719
00:41:14,930 --> 00:41:16,056
Fuck!
720
00:41:16,557 --> 00:41:17,558
(GLASS BREAKING)
721
00:41:17,558 --> 00:41:19,185
God damn it!
722
00:41:19,351 --> 00:41:20,936
Say something!
723
00:41:21,437 --> 00:41:23,189
Fuck!
724
00:41:46,003 --> 00:41:48,172
Is that good? You happy?
725
00:41:54,136 --> 00:41:55,137
(EXHALES)
726
00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:02,353
It's over.
727
00:42:07,107 --> 00:42:08,359
What's over?
728
00:42:24,333 --> 00:42:25,334
ALAN: What do you think?
729
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:28,587
- It's good.
- What's the matter?
730
00:42:28,671 --> 00:42:29,755
The image quality.
731
00:42:30,297 --> 00:42:32,508
Yeah, it'd be great to have
a better copy.
732
00:42:50,651 --> 00:42:51,735
(EXHALES)
733
00:42:57,366 --> 00:42:58,784
(PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
734
00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:00,869
Hi there.
735
00:43:01,412 --> 00:43:02,413
Hi.
736
00:43:03,956 --> 00:43:05,457
Would you like a picture?
737
00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:07,793
No.
738
00:43:11,297 --> 00:43:13,716
I'm sorry for all the pain
and hurt I've caused.
739
00:43:15,467 --> 00:43:18,387
I just hope you could find it
in your heart to forgive me.
740
00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:35,613
Rand! Hello!
741
00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:38,574
I'm very sorry
that I missed your call, man.
742
00:43:38,782 --> 00:43:39,783
What the fuck?
743
00:43:41,243 --> 00:43:42,453
Wait. Have we met?
744
00:43:42,828 --> 00:43:44,580
You look so familiar.
745
00:43:45,956 --> 00:43:47,541
What are you doing here?
746
00:43:47,791 --> 00:43:51,295
Well, as apparently you know,
I'm the one streaming the tape.
747
00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:53,547
But I'm doing it off
a third generation dub,
748
00:43:53,631 --> 00:43:55,215
you know, which is fine for a freebie,
749
00:43:55,382 --> 00:43:58,218
but I'd like to start charging,
so I would love to get the original.
750
00:44:00,346 --> 00:44:01,347
Fuck off.
751
00:44:03,390 --> 00:44:04,391
I'm willing to pay.
752
00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:05,476
It's not for sale.
753
00:44:06,018 --> 00:44:07,269
And why is that?
754
00:44:08,145 --> 00:44:10,022
It's because I had a moral epiphany.
755
00:44:10,606 --> 00:44:11,857
A moral epiphany?
756
00:44:12,149 --> 00:44:14,318
I realized that what I did was wrong,
757
00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:16,820
and as such, my conscience
will not allow me...
758
00:44:17,071 --> 00:44:18,155
Ten thousand dollars.
759
00:44:18,155 --> 00:44:19,365
How much?
760
00:44:21,742 --> 00:44:23,118
Pay off Butchie.
761
00:44:23,869 --> 00:44:25,329
Clear your debt.
762
00:44:27,373 --> 00:44:28,957
Get a decent place to live.
763
00:44:47,851 --> 00:44:49,269
What are you...
764
00:45:07,079 --> 00:45:09,665
- Breath, it's almost out.
- TOMMY: I got you.
765
00:45:09,957 --> 00:45:10,999
(PAM GRUNTING)
766
00:45:11,250 --> 00:45:12,418
Almost out.
767
00:45:15,212 --> 00:45:17,214
(BABY CRYING)
768
00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:23,804
Look into the camera, baby.
Baby, look into the camera.
769
00:45:24,179 --> 00:45:25,848
Just smile for me, baby.
770
00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:27,725
Baby.
771
00:46:08,307 --> 00:46:09,391
RAND: Dear Erica,
772
00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:11,852
In this bag is $10,000.
773
00:46:12,227 --> 00:46:15,898
Giving it to you to cover the Europe
phone calls and also our divorce.
774
00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:17,858
If anything is left over,
775
00:46:17,858 --> 00:46:20,861
please spend it on something happy
and fun for you and Danielle.
776
00:46:21,820 --> 00:46:24,239
Yours, in karma, Rand.
777
00:47:28,470 --> 00:47:29,805
(MACHINE WHIRRING)