1 00:00:10,135 --> 00:00:12,262 Everything's gonna be okay. 2 00:00:14,055 --> 00:00:16,349 You motherfuckers are fucking ripping me off. 3 00:00:16,516 --> 00:00:18,935 - You owe me $9,000, dude. - Me 17. 4 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:20,186 You ain't getting dick. 5 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:21,396 Tape is gonna go away. 6 00:00:21,563 --> 00:00:25,734 Apparently, there's a love tape going around of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee. 7 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:29,821 I get 15% and I will not negotiate. 8 00:00:29,946 --> 00:00:31,197 You got yourself a deal. 9 00:00:31,448 --> 00:00:32,699 Seattle. Let me guess. 10 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:34,034 - MILTIE: Web cams. - Yeah. 11 00:00:34,034 --> 00:00:35,827 MILTIE: They say it's the future of porn. 12 00:00:35,827 --> 00:00:37,203 And I would agree with them. 13 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:39,873 And Barb Wire is gonna be the biggest movie in the world. 14 00:00:40,248 --> 00:00:42,459 It's the number one priority for spring. 15 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:46,046 You're about to be the biggest movie star in the world. 16 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:48,548 We're going to get pregnant again. 17 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,091 (RETCHING) 18 00:00:50,800 --> 00:00:54,220 And we're gonna have a long and happy marriage. 19 00:00:54,554 --> 00:00:56,431 TOMMY: Bob Guccione has got the tape. 20 00:00:56,556 --> 00:00:58,183 We're suing the shit out of him. 21 00:00:58,183 --> 00:01:00,685 Everything's gonna be beautiful and perfect. 22 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:02,854 If we sue, it puts all this attention on the tape. 23 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:04,773 It could turn it into something way bigger. 24 00:01:04,773 --> 00:01:05,899 You need to sue. 25 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:08,193 Perfect. 26 00:01:08,193 --> 00:01:10,487 LAWYER: Mrs. Lee, do you recall how old you were 27 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:13,448 the first time you publicly exposed your genitals? 28 00:01:24,292 --> 00:01:25,919 Here you go, boss. 29 00:01:26,044 --> 00:01:28,463 - The fuck is this? - Starbucks. 30 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:29,589 It's coffee from Seattle. 31 00:01:29,589 --> 00:01:31,633 Popping up all over the country. 32 00:01:31,800 --> 00:01:33,843 - From who? - Seattle. 33 00:01:34,135 --> 00:01:36,679 Yeah, all right. No, thanks. I'll stick with Italy. 34 00:01:36,846 --> 00:01:39,099 Speakin' of everywhere, that tape you bankrolled? 35 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:41,017 You must be raking it in. Mazel. 36 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:43,436 Even Dominic has a copy. 37 00:01:45,396 --> 00:01:46,397 Who? 38 00:01:46,564 --> 00:01:48,066 Dominic. My 15-year-old? 39 00:01:48,066 --> 00:01:49,150 Your godson? 40 00:01:49,692 --> 00:01:50,944 Yeah, right. 41 00:01:51,402 --> 00:01:52,862 Get a hold of Miltie. 42 00:01:54,072 --> 00:01:55,365 Tell him I want to see him. 43 00:01:56,157 --> 00:01:57,867 Right the fuck now. 44 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:01,371 Wow! 45 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:02,956 Nine of clubs. 46 00:02:02,956 --> 00:02:04,082 DANIELLE: Is that good? 47 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:05,583 - That's really good. - Is it? 48 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,752 That represents change and new opportunity. 49 00:02:07,836 --> 00:02:08,837 ERICA: Rand? 50 00:02:08,837 --> 00:02:09,963 Strong... 51 00:02:12,465 --> 00:02:13,925 Can I talk to you for a sec? 52 00:02:14,175 --> 00:02:16,094 DANIELLE: Ooh. 53 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,807 Have you been calling the Netherlands? 54 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:21,891 No. 55 00:02:22,016 --> 00:02:23,685 Huh. Apparently, 56 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,186 someone in this house 57 00:02:25,353 --> 00:02:28,606 called the Netherlands 17 times last month. 58 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:30,316 Wow. That's... 59 00:02:31,109 --> 00:02:32,861 - a lot of times. - Hmm. 60 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:38,658 Are you sure you didn't? It wasn't me or Danielle. 61 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:41,578 Well, you know what? Actually, this was me. 62 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:44,414 - I call it Holland, not the Netherlands. - You call it Holland. 63 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:46,624 Yeah. So there's the confusion there. 64 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:50,003 Why did you call the Netherlands 17 times last month? 65 00:02:50,461 --> 00:02:51,796 - For... - No, wait. 66 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:52,922 Let me guess. 67 00:02:53,756 --> 00:02:55,967 This has something to do with your 68 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:57,969 new business venture. 69 00:02:57,969 --> 00:02:59,095 Yeah, exactly. 70 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,430 Which is going great. 71 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:01,764 Really great. Yes. 72 00:03:01,848 --> 00:03:04,893 It's going so fucking great that you're crashing on my couch? 73 00:03:05,226 --> 00:03:08,855 You have to invest in your business before it becomes profitable. 74 00:03:08,855 --> 00:03:11,816 No, no, I want you out by the end of the week. 75 00:03:17,113 --> 00:03:18,239 This week? 76 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:21,534 (LINE RINGING) 77 00:03:24,287 --> 00:03:26,748 MAN: Excelsior Royal Grand Hotel Spa. 78 00:03:26,956 --> 00:03:29,792 Yeah. This is Mr. Gauthier for for Mr. Ingley. Again. 79 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:34,339 (PHONE RINGING) 80 00:03:35,173 --> 00:03:36,216 Yeah? 81 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,426 MAN: Mr. Ingley? It's Mr. Gauthier on the line. 82 00:03:38,426 --> 00:03:40,929 Uh-huh. Not in. 83 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:42,430 (CHORTLES) 84 00:03:45,558 --> 00:03:46,684 (SNORTS) 85 00:03:47,018 --> 00:03:49,729 MAN: I'm sorry, but Mr. Ingley isn't in. 86 00:03:51,147 --> 00:03:52,398 Is he ever in? 87 00:03:52,565 --> 00:03:53,942 Sometimes, sir. 88 00:03:54,108 --> 00:03:56,236 Okay, Just tell him I called. Again. 89 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:57,779 Okay? Thank you. 90 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,116 Nobody answers at the studio. 91 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:05,161 I looked through the slot at his house. There's a big pile of mail. 92 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:07,705 MAN: Donny's cousin Sal? He runs lights to porno shoots. 93 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:09,290 He heard Miltie skipped town. 94 00:04:09,832 --> 00:04:11,626 Might be even out of the country. 95 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,379 What about the other one? 96 00:04:14,879 --> 00:04:16,506 The partner? The doofus? 97 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:19,300 Yeah, him. Go get him. 98 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,678 Bring me the doofus. 99 00:04:35,858 --> 00:04:37,235 Right here, right here. 100 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,404 The tape that everyone's talking about. 101 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:43,157 New video of Pamela Anderson deep throat. 'Sup, bro? 102 00:04:43,241 --> 00:04:46,286 Hey! Check out the tapes everybody's talking about. 103 00:04:46,411 --> 00:04:49,247 One for 30, two for 50. Pam Anderson sucks Tommy's dick. 104 00:04:49,455 --> 00:04:50,832 Hey, ladies, you want one? 105 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:52,000 Come on, man. 106 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,668 - We can't sell that in here. - Why not? 107 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:56,254 You've got some guy selling bootlegs of it on your property, 108 00:04:56,254 --> 00:04:57,505 in your parking lot. 109 00:04:58,047 --> 00:05:01,801 - He's not really bothering anybody. - He is bothering me very, very much. 110 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,970 Look, I got the real tape right here, man. 111 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:07,682 And I'm willing to make you a deal. A really good deal. 112 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:10,310 Wholesale deal right now. Come on. 113 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:14,814 What makes yours the real tape and his bootleg? What's the difference? 114 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:16,899 What the difference? 115 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:20,945 The difference is I was first, man. 116 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:23,489 I was first. 117 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:28,077 You know, David Bowie once said, "Never be the first to do anything." 118 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:31,664 And I'll bet he wasn't the first to say it. 119 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:39,130 What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? 120 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:42,884 Check 'em out. Check 'em out. Wassup, bro? 121 00:05:42,884 --> 00:05:44,093 Are you mad, dawg? 122 00:05:44,761 --> 00:05:45,887 Hey, why you mad, bro? 123 00:05:46,304 --> 00:05:47,722 - Ready? - Mmm-hmm. 124 00:05:48,389 --> 00:05:50,767 So, what's the plan if they ask about the tape? 125 00:05:50,933 --> 00:05:51,976 "If"? 126 00:05:55,146 --> 00:05:56,189 Okay. 127 00:05:56,939 --> 00:05:58,649 (JOURNALISTS APPLAUDING) 128 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:03,404 Hey! How's everybody doing? 129 00:06:03,738 --> 00:06:06,324 Good. And that's why I love Barb so much. 130 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,409 And, you know, she wasn't always such a badass. 131 00:06:08,534 --> 00:06:11,829 She was once as innocent as they come. 132 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:13,790 And then she got that tough by being, 133 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:16,709 you know, by being knocked down over and over again. 134 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:19,796 Sometimes by the people that she trusted the most and... 135 00:06:19,796 --> 00:06:21,798 That really spoke to me, personally. 136 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:24,759 And, you know, so people are really going to get to see... 137 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:28,304 Vance, Stuff magazine. Your favorite thing in a guy. 138 00:06:29,597 --> 00:06:31,307 I like a man who listens, Vance. 139 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:32,892 (JOURNALISTS LAUGHING) 140 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:34,143 Hello, Pamela? Pamela. 141 00:06:35,144 --> 00:06:38,231 Did you ever have fight trainings before you played in Barb Wire? 142 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:40,900 Oh, yeah, you know, on Baywatch a little. A little. 143 00:06:40,900 --> 00:06:43,528 But you know, nothing like this. Nothing like this. (CHUCKLES) 144 00:06:43,653 --> 00:06:46,406 Well, C.J. didn't get to wave a hand cannon around. 145 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:48,991 - I wish. - (LAUGHTER) 146 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,368 I have a question. 147 00:06:50,576 --> 00:06:51,869 Yes. Hi. 148 00:06:52,078 --> 00:06:53,830 When's your Penthouse coming out? 149 00:06:54,080 --> 00:06:56,082 I'm sure lots of guys are looking forward to it. 150 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:57,500 (CHUCKLES POLITELY) 151 00:06:57,500 --> 00:07:00,044 Sorry to disappoint, 152 00:07:00,336 --> 00:07:02,630 but me and Penthouse is not going to happen. 153 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:05,425 And we're taking legal steps to make sure of it. 154 00:07:05,591 --> 00:07:07,969 - Next question. - JOURNALIST: So, the lawsuit is real? 155 00:07:09,345 --> 00:07:11,097 As opposed to... 156 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:13,516 You know, like a... 157 00:07:13,724 --> 00:07:14,767 Publicity stunt? 158 00:07:16,519 --> 00:07:19,230 The rumors that you and Tommy were actually the ones 159 00:07:19,355 --> 00:07:22,024 who released the tape, are unfounded? Is that what... 160 00:07:22,150 --> 00:07:23,985 The tape was stolen from our house. 161 00:07:24,193 --> 00:07:25,695 From a safe in our house. 162 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,531 We're the victims of a burglary. 163 00:07:29,866 --> 00:07:31,033 Got it. 164 00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:32,702 Great. 165 00:07:42,253 --> 00:07:43,379 Nine? 166 00:07:46,841 --> 00:07:49,010 Fucking bootleggers, man. 167 00:07:49,594 --> 00:07:51,512 You know what they say, 168 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:54,390 imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 169 00:07:54,515 --> 00:07:58,144 Yeah, whoever said that wasn't getting their fucking business ripped off. 170 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,770 I'm going to the post office. 171 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,564 Any word from Miltie? 172 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:03,274 The fuck do you think, dude? 173 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:09,030 What's that? A '77? 174 00:08:10,948 --> 00:08:13,117 Look, there are people who are expecting... 175 00:08:13,242 --> 00:08:16,662 - Relax. He just wants to check in. - Let's go. 176 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:30,843 Hello, Rand. 177 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,054 Come on in. Have a seat. 178 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:39,852 - Hi, Butchie. - Please. 179 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,521 Call me Mr. Peraino. 180 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:43,689 I got a little game we could play. 181 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:45,441 I ask you a question. 182 00:08:45,858 --> 00:08:48,444 You eat a cherry and then you answer the question. 183 00:08:48,611 --> 00:08:49,612 Fun, right? 184 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:51,405 Here, try one. 185 00:08:54,951 --> 00:08:56,911 - (SHUDDERS) Ugh! - Got quite a kick, huh? 186 00:08:56,911 --> 00:09:00,498 - (COUGHS) - I marinate the cherries in vodka 187 00:09:00,498 --> 00:09:03,292 and Fernet Branca for two weeks. 188 00:09:03,584 --> 00:09:04,627 Have another. 189 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,128 Oh! Mmm-mmm. 190 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,296 Have another. 191 00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:12,969 So, where's Miltie? 192 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:18,182 - He... He went on a trip... - Uh-uh. Mmm-mmm. 193 00:09:19,892 --> 00:09:22,562 It's all part of the game, you got to eat two more. 194 00:09:24,063 --> 00:09:25,314 Let's try it again. 195 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:28,943 Where is Miltie? 196 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,153 He went to Amsterdam. 197 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:33,281 You know it's the diamond capital of the world? 198 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:36,200 He went there to... He's turning our money into diamonds. 199 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:40,121 So you let your partner, our partner, 200 00:09:40,288 --> 00:09:42,248 who controls all the money, 201 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:45,126 to take that money and leave the country. 202 00:09:47,211 --> 00:09:49,839 You know, Rand, I'm trying to figure out 203 00:09:50,172 --> 00:09:53,968 if you're a liar or just a fucking idiot. 204 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:56,429 I would never lie to you, Butchie. 205 00:09:57,179 --> 00:10:00,558 It's Mr. Peraino, you fucking liar! 206 00:10:02,101 --> 00:10:04,395 Ow! Fuck, my knee! 207 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:06,939 You owe me $50,000. 208 00:10:07,106 --> 00:10:09,567 I don't have the money. Miltie has the money, man. 209 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:11,485 - Argh! - But I have you. 210 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,279 And you 211 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:16,407 will get me some of my money by tomorrow. 212 00:10:16,657 --> 00:10:18,367 - I'll do my best but... - But what? 213 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:19,702 But what? 214 00:10:19,827 --> 00:10:22,663 To be honest, I'm having a hard time getting a hold of Miltie. 215 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:25,041 - Ow! - Would you shut the fuck up? 216 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:29,879 Because Amsterdam is not the diamond capital of the world. 217 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,006 Antwerp is. 218 00:10:32,256 --> 00:10:36,927 Amsterdam is the drugs and hookers capital of the world. 219 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:40,056 You mix that in with what you already know 220 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,058 about your friend Milton Ingley, 221 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:47,104 and tell me what you come up with, you stupid fuck of a human being. 222 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,189 - (THUDDING) - Ouch! 223 00:10:50,232 --> 00:10:51,776 GAIL: You okay? 224 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:54,528 (EXHALES SHARPLY) Yeah. 225 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:56,656 Yeah. Just a little wiped. 226 00:10:56,656 --> 00:10:58,115 You did great today. 227 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,243 I tried. 228 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:05,665 Fucking men. 229 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,375 (CHUCKLES) 230 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,584 Fucking men. 231 00:11:09,752 --> 00:11:10,920 You know what, though? 232 00:11:12,588 --> 00:11:13,923 I hope it's a boy. 233 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:17,593 (CHUCKLES) 234 00:11:21,847 --> 00:11:26,060 Tommy, this is me, whom you may have massively fucked over. 235 00:11:26,268 --> 00:11:27,853 One of many, no doubt. 236 00:11:28,020 --> 00:11:30,231 If you seek to lift the black cloud 237 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:33,401 that follows your every move, meet me at 9:00 p.m. 238 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:36,195 this evening in Area D16 239 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:38,155 of the Dodger Stadium parking lot. 240 00:11:38,781 --> 00:11:39,782 Come alone, 241 00:11:39,782 --> 00:11:44,662 and bring an offering of $26,938. 242 00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:47,498 No more. No less. 243 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,793 All the best. Karma. 244 00:11:57,091 --> 00:11:58,634 (PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY) 245 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:03,597 Hey. 246 00:12:09,311 --> 00:12:11,105 Hey, nice to see you. 247 00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:16,736 LENO: Thank you so much, Kevin. We have a great show for you tonight. 248 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,820 Our first guest, 249 00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:20,823 you might have seen her in a little TV show called Baywatch. 250 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:24,160 And you can see her starring in the upcoming film Barb Wire. 251 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,954 Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome Pamela Anderson! 252 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:28,456 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) 253 00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,585 (TONIGHT SHOW BAND PLAYING) 254 00:12:33,294 --> 00:12:35,171 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 255 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:40,634 - Five months. - Five months? 256 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:43,512 - Believe it, I know. - Is it a boy or a girl? Do you know? 257 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:45,055 - I actually don't know. - Really? 258 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:48,017 Mmm-mmm. No, Tommy and I, we wanted it to be a surprise. 259 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:50,436 - You really don't know the sex? - No. We don't. 260 00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:53,397 Gee, you know, I never imagined there was something sex-related 261 00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:55,399 Pamela Anderson doesn't know. Right, fellas? 262 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:57,026 That's actually pretty good. 263 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:58,319 - (CHUCKLES) - (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 264 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:02,615 Now, speaking of sex. And I have to know. The tape. 265 00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,201 - Fellas, we all want to know. - AUDIENCE: Ooh! 266 00:13:05,201 --> 00:13:06,494 What the fuck? 267 00:13:07,161 --> 00:13:08,454 What tape, Jay? 268 00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:10,039 - What tape, Jay? - (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 269 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:12,333 - Obviously I haven't seen it. - No, of course not. 270 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:14,168 I want to, just haven't gotten a copy yet, 271 00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:16,212 but there's a tape out there floating around. 272 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,464 Okay? Everyone's talking about it, right? 273 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,341 -"Have you seen the tape?" - Yeah. 274 00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,343 A lot of people are talking about this tape, 275 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:25,387 - and particularly for some reason, men! - Imagine that. 276 00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,598 - (LAUGHS) - Oh, I think we have. 277 00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:28,724 Now, what's that like? 278 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,935 What's that like, you know, to have all that, uh... 279 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:32,228 Exposure. 280 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,359 What's it like? 281 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,403 It's horrible. 282 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:49,078 To have something so intimate 283 00:13:49,495 --> 00:13:51,330 stolen from you. 284 00:13:51,580 --> 00:13:52,915 You know, something 285 00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:55,251 private from inside your marriage 286 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,586 and have it taken without permission and exposed 287 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:58,754 to the world. 288 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,383 It's devastating. 289 00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,346 This is devastating to us. 290 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:17,231 What? Yeah. 291 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,901 - LENO: Yeah, okay. It's on me. - (LAUGHS) 292 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,820 Boy, she is one tough cookie, huh? 293 00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:25,155 Well, it was incredible seeing you again. 294 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,407 Congratulations on the baby. 295 00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:28,367 - Pamela Anderson, one more time. - Thank you. 296 00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,746 I'm taking that motherfucker out. 297 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,582 - Tommy. - What? 298 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:37,126 Tommy, I need you to listen to me. 299 00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:41,797 These next few days, they are not about you. They are about me. 300 00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:45,342 From right now until we get home from the premiere, 301 00:14:45,426 --> 00:14:48,137 you exist solely to make life easier for me. 302 00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:50,556 You are to cause no drama, no conflict. 303 00:14:50,556 --> 00:14:52,391 Do nothing that complicates things for me, 304 00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,018 screws things up for me, 305 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:55,603 such as beating up Jay Leno. 306 00:14:56,103 --> 00:14:57,897 - But... - Shh! But... 307 00:14:58,355 --> 00:14:59,857 Honey, 308 00:15:00,149 --> 00:15:03,193 I have to be at the hotel tomorrow for hair and makeup. 309 00:15:03,277 --> 00:15:05,279 So it makes sense for me just to go there tonight 310 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:09,241 instead of going all the way back and forth to Malibu. So, I'm gonna do that. 311 00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:10,868 Just me. 312 00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:13,329 On my own. 313 00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:16,624 Yeah? 314 00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:23,047 TOM HANKS ON TV: I knew it and I knew it the very first time I touched her. 315 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,925 It was like coming home, 316 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:29,386 only to no home I’d ever known. 317 00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:31,847 I was just taking her hand 318 00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:35,017 to help her out of a car. 319 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:37,603 And I knew it. 320 00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:41,523 It was like... 321 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:42,775 - Magic? - Magic. 322 00:15:43,233 --> 00:15:44,568 (GASPS) 323 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:47,571 FEMALE RADIO HOST ON TV: Well, folks, it's time to wrap it up. 324 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,699 I'm Dr. Marcia Fieldstone in Chicago. 325 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:54,536 And to all my listeners, a magical and Merry Christmas. 326 00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:58,207 And to you, Sleepless in Seattle, 327 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:02,294 we hope you'll call again soon and let us know how it's going. 328 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:04,254 TOM HANKS ON TV: Oh, you can count on it. 329 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:08,217 (SNIFFLES) 330 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:18,435 (PHONE RINGING) 331 00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:25,818 God. 332 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:26,944 Pamela. 333 00:16:27,152 --> 00:16:29,113 Hi, baby. 334 00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:31,824 Wait. Why are you whispering? 335 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,284 Oh. (CLEARS THROAT) Itchy throat. 336 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:35,661 What? What? 337 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:36,996 What's up, lover cup? 338 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:39,331 (SIGHS) Nothing. Just... 339 00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:44,211 (FLAPS LIPS) Eating pie and watching a movie. 340 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:45,671 Oh, babe. 341 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,924 Tommy, I miss you. 342 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:53,095 Baby, I can't stand being away from you. 343 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,347 You want me to shoot over in a bit? 344 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:56,432 Oh no, no, no, no, no. 345 00:16:56,432 --> 00:17:00,936 That's okay. I'm actually just going to go to sleep. 346 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:02,146 Oh. 347 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:03,689 Just, um... 348 00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:08,861 I was just calling to say good night. 349 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:12,364 So, good night. 350 00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:14,783 Good night. 351 00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:17,077 I love you. 352 00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:19,455 I love you too, lover. 353 00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:22,541 Night. 354 00:17:23,333 --> 00:17:24,585 Good night. 355 00:18:10,464 --> 00:18:12,591 Have the $26,938? 356 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:16,970 Twenty-seven. I don't got time for your fucking weird ass numbers. 357 00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:21,683 That's the exact amount you owe me for my labor and for my tools. 358 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:24,186 So that's what this is about? 359 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:28,524 All this for some lousy 27 grand? 360 00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,819 With that, you will atone, I will be made whole once again. 361 00:18:33,987 --> 00:18:35,072 Uh... 362 00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,116 I don't see that happening. 363 00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:38,867 You don't see what happening? 364 00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,036 You 365 00:18:41,411 --> 00:18:42,663 being made whole. 366 00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:46,500 I may not know much, but I do know one thing, 367 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:50,170 and that is winners and losers and you, son, are a loser. 368 00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:54,049 A bottom, a beta, a chump, a bitch. 369 00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:58,178 No 27 grand's ever gonna change that. That's just... 370 00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:00,973 That's just you, bro. 371 00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:03,559 For life. 372 00:19:05,435 --> 00:19:06,770 Well, you're a bad person. 373 00:19:09,439 --> 00:19:10,524 Yeah, maybe. 374 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,193 Maybe I am. 375 00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:17,239 But what about Pamela? 376 00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:20,033 Hmm? 377 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:23,162 What did she do to deserve what you've done to her? 378 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:26,999 Do you have any idea what you put that 379 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:29,585 warm, kind, sweet woman through? 380 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,671 Is she a bad person? 381 00:19:37,301 --> 00:19:38,594 I came here 382 00:19:39,553 --> 00:19:43,015 to beat the living fucking shit out of you. 383 00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:47,060 But I can't seem to do that. 384 00:19:47,436 --> 00:19:49,813 So I'll just go with your flow, bro. 385 00:19:50,564 --> 00:19:52,983 I'll make an offering 386 00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:55,360 to the gods. 387 00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:57,863 Dude. 388 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,781 - No! - Is that what you want? 389 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:01,700 - No! - Is that what you fucking want? 390 00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:03,452 Go ahead, Rand. 391 00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:04,703 Go ahead and take it. 392 00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,706 - Fuck, no. That's my fucking money! - Whoo! 393 00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,167 Now, motherfucker. 394 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,627 Now it's on. 395 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,212 What the fuck? 396 00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:14,880 This is so fucked up. 397 00:20:16,298 --> 00:20:18,300 You're a piece of shit, man. 398 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:25,599 Just walks up. Next thing you know, we're dragging him out... 399 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,017 Take a break. 400 00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:29,102 - Watch your head. - Yeah, I know, I know. 401 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,356 You don't have my money, do you? 402 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:37,110 No. 403 00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,989 There's this degenerate gambler. 404 00:20:41,573 --> 00:20:45,452 Owes $3,200 to a guy that owes me $18,000. 405 00:20:46,036 --> 00:20:48,872 So you are going to get the $3,200 406 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:52,209 from this degenerate gambler for me. 407 00:20:53,543 --> 00:20:54,962 How am I going to do that? 408 00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:56,129 Bam! 409 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:59,508 Works like regular size, but you can keep it up your sleeve. 410 00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:04,263 - No. - No? 411 00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:05,514 - No! - No? 412 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:08,016 Look, I don't mean to critique how you run your business, 413 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,144 but I am not the man to do this. Wouldn't one of them be better suited 414 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:14,356 - for this type of work? - Both are jammed up with priors. 415 00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:18,402 Plus, they don't owe me tens of thousands of dollars. 416 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,405 Drop him at the Albert guy's place. 417 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,491 (PHONE RINGING) 418 00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:32,582 (CONTINUES RINGING) 419 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:34,876 Mmm? 420 00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:37,087 Wakey, wakey. Rise and shine. 421 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,380 Oh, Tommy. 422 00:21:38,380 --> 00:21:39,589 Baby, 423 00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:43,176 I just got a call from a certain lawyer of ours. 424 00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:45,846 The Penthouse verdict is in. 425 00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:47,597 Today is gonna be a great day. 426 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,725 No, but how can you be so sure? 427 00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,685 The decision wasn't expected for months. 428 00:21:51,685 --> 00:21:54,062 - Why else would it be so fast? - (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 429 00:21:54,146 --> 00:21:56,023 Come on, we've gotta get that judge's name. 430 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:58,734 Fuckin' send him a fruit basket or something. 431 00:21:58,859 --> 00:21:59,860 Yes! 432 00:22:02,362 --> 00:22:04,906 Come on, baby! There he is! 433 00:22:05,115 --> 00:22:06,116 Hey, how's it going? 434 00:22:06,325 --> 00:22:09,536 - SANDY: Apologies for the short notice. - Hey, no problemo. 435 00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,081 We're happy you're here. 436 00:22:17,794 --> 00:22:20,047 What... What's that? 437 00:22:20,756 --> 00:22:22,632 That is a summary judgment. 438 00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:25,886 Judge threw your case out. 439 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,180 (LAUGHS) Yeah! 440 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:32,642 Fucking suck it, Guccione. You see, baby, what'd I tell you? 441 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:35,520 What? 442 00:22:36,396 --> 00:22:38,148 He ruled in favor of Penthouse. 443 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,485 - What? - He deemed 444 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:43,779 Penthouse within its First Amendment rights 445 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:46,573 as the tape, by virtue of it being in the public conversation, 446 00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:48,116 is newsworthy. 447 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,493 That's fucking bullshit. 448 00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:52,788 SANDY: I agree. I mean, I get the validity of the free speech argument 449 00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:54,873 but for a judge just to accept it out of hand 450 00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:57,501 with no counter argument, I don't get it. 451 00:22:57,501 --> 00:22:58,627 I do. 452 00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:03,632 Well, they have to say something. 453 00:23:04,257 --> 00:23:06,259 They can't say the actual reason. 454 00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:09,137 Which is? 455 00:23:09,888 --> 00:23:11,473 That I don't have any rights. 456 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:17,229 Because I have spent my public life in a bathing suit. 457 00:23:17,229 --> 00:23:19,231 Because I have... 458 00:23:19,564 --> 00:23:22,359 Because I had the nerve to pose for Playboy. 459 00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:24,820 But they can't actually say that sluts, 460 00:23:25,153 --> 00:23:30,075 and that's what this ruling is saying I am, in case you're unclear. 461 00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:33,912 They can't actually say that sluts don't get to decide 462 00:23:34,037 --> 00:23:36,415 what happens to pictures of their body. 463 00:23:37,040 --> 00:23:40,001 That I don't get to decide what happens to my actual body, 464 00:23:40,085 --> 00:23:42,087 so they say something else instead. 465 00:23:43,004 --> 00:23:44,673 Pam, I understand your position. 466 00:23:44,673 --> 00:23:47,259 You will never understand my position. 467 00:23:47,843 --> 00:23:49,678 That's why I should never have done this. 468 00:23:49,678 --> 00:23:53,223 I let you leave me exactly where I knew we'd wind up, which is a place 469 00:23:53,223 --> 00:23:55,183 you've never been before. 470 00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:58,019 Ooh. But I have. Many times. 471 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:03,900 Don't worry, though. It will never happen again. 472 00:24:07,154 --> 00:24:08,155 Pamela. 473 00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:13,577 MAN ON PHONE: I'm sorry, sir. But he's not here. 474 00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:16,329 Just tell him that Rand fucking called, okay? 475 00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:17,414 Yes, sir. 476 00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:46,943 Albert? 477 00:24:48,570 --> 00:24:50,947 You will pay the $3,200. 478 00:24:52,073 --> 00:24:54,868 - You can tell him I... - I need the money now! 479 00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:56,953 Or I'm gonna have to hurt you, man. 480 00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:58,955 - I don't want to hurt you... - I don't have it! 481 00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:00,832 - Give it to me! I need it! - I don't... 482 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:02,709 I need that fucking money! 483 00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,336 (BOTH YELLING INDISTINCTLY) 484 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:05,504 Hello? 485 00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:06,963 You gettin' on? 486 00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:15,805 Fuck! 487 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,281 (SIGHS) 488 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:41,164 MAN ON TV: Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee back in the news. 489 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:44,459 Their steamy sex tape coming soon to the pages of Penthouse. 490 00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:49,172 Spokesman for the magazine said they finally got the official legal go-ahead 491 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:53,093 to publish images of the notorious X-rated home video... 492 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:55,345 What was that all about? 493 00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:56,680 DANIELLE: Your buddy's tape. 494 00:25:56,680 --> 00:25:58,431 Penthouse is running pictures. 495 00:25:59,266 --> 00:26:01,142 - They want to. - No, it's happening. 496 00:26:01,268 --> 00:26:02,936 The judge just said it was okay. 497 00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:05,814 Which means I have a lot of homework to do this weekend. 498 00:26:05,814 --> 00:26:07,315 Terry, how about you? 499 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:08,525 Just don't tell my husband. 500 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:09,985 (SIGHS) 501 00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:11,987 DANIELLE: Have you seen it? 502 00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:13,446 Hmm? 503 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,781 The tape. 504 00:26:16,324 --> 00:26:18,076 Oh. No. 505 00:26:18,493 --> 00:26:21,913 Really? I would have figured for sure you would have seen it. 506 00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:25,667 I don't need to watch that shit. (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 507 00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:27,544 Have you? 508 00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:28,920 - Yeah. - Yeah. At a party. 509 00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:31,131 - Yeah. - And? 510 00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:33,425 I mean, it's actually... 511 00:26:36,219 --> 00:26:38,096 I mean, it's kind of sweet. 512 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:39,472 It's sweet? 513 00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:44,644 Yeah, I mean, it should be, I guess it should be disgusting. 514 00:26:44,728 --> 00:26:48,398 Rich, debauched famous people just fucking on a boat. 515 00:26:48,398 --> 00:26:49,858 But it's... 516 00:26:49,858 --> 00:26:51,985 It's... It's... 517 00:26:52,777 --> 00:26:54,779 It's like super wholesome. 518 00:26:55,572 --> 00:26:57,657 It's romantic. 519 00:26:57,741 --> 00:27:00,076 DANIELLE: I mean, they're so in love. ERICA: Yes! 520 00:27:00,327 --> 00:27:02,495 And then it was shot really interestingly. 521 00:27:02,746 --> 00:27:04,456 What do you mean by that? 522 00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:06,583 Well, Pam is holding the camera most of the time, 523 00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:11,296 and she makes all these like very interesting artistic choices. 524 00:27:11,296 --> 00:27:12,672 - Yeah. - Yes! 525 00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:14,215 Like at one point, 526 00:27:14,549 --> 00:27:18,803 they're fucking missionary style and Tommy's about to come. 527 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:20,972 So where does she point the camera? 528 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:22,098 On his dick. 529 00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:23,266 His face! 530 00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:25,518 She points it at his face. 531 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:26,853 For the cum shot! 532 00:27:26,978 --> 00:27:28,980 - I've never seen that in a porno. - Ever. 533 00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:32,067 And then she just sort of holds it there. 534 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:36,696 And you see how happy he is to be inside of her. 535 00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,032 I mean, he fucking cries a little bit. 536 00:27:39,366 --> 00:27:41,910 Well, I think I get the picture. 537 00:27:42,452 --> 00:27:46,998 I mean, I know you two have your issues. But I gotta say, I kind of like him. 538 00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:49,959 I mean, I know he's a fucking idiot and everything. 539 00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:54,923 But he is... He's strangely likable. 540 00:27:55,256 --> 00:27:57,384 DANIELLE: He's so in touch with his feelings. 541 00:27:57,384 --> 00:27:58,843 ERICA: Totally, yes. 542 00:27:58,927 --> 00:28:01,262 He's like some kind of a sensitive caveman. 543 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:02,430 All right. 544 00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:06,351 We're levelling off. Traffic has remained roughly unchanged 545 00:28:06,351 --> 00:28:07,686 for the last 30 days. 546 00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:11,106 The numbers are still strong but the growth curve... 547 00:28:11,106 --> 00:28:12,524 We need a pop. 548 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:13,692 Pop. 549 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:16,861 Something to get attention. Stir up some buzz. 550 00:28:17,070 --> 00:28:18,279 Like what? 551 00:28:20,573 --> 00:28:21,908 I don't fucking know. 552 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:57,402 (CROWD CLAMORING) 553 00:29:08,413 --> 00:29:09,414 (CHEERING) 554 00:29:28,475 --> 00:29:30,059 REPORTER: What about Penthouse? 555 00:29:30,310 --> 00:29:33,229 Pam! What do you have to say about the tape? 556 00:29:33,313 --> 00:29:37,525 (PHONE RINGING) 557 00:29:38,985 --> 00:29:40,028 Hello? 558 00:29:40,028 --> 00:29:42,572 MAN ON PHONE: There's a Mr. Ron Jeremy on the line. 559 00:29:42,572 --> 00:29:43,698 Yeah? 560 00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:46,159 Great. Yeah, put him through. 561 00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:47,994 One moment, sir. 562 00:29:47,994 --> 00:29:49,078 Quiet. 563 00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:51,915 Ronnie J! 564 00:29:52,207 --> 00:29:53,792 To what do I owe the pleasure? 565 00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:57,504 Hello? 566 00:29:58,129 --> 00:29:59,672 Ron, you there? 567 00:30:00,381 --> 00:30:01,674 I trusted you. 568 00:30:03,384 --> 00:30:04,385 Who is this? 569 00:30:04,677 --> 00:30:06,554 I trusted you and you fucked me. 570 00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:09,766 Rand, uh, I... 571 00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:12,393 Hey, man. I'm sorry. I've been so out of the loop. 572 00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:14,354 It's crazy busy over here. 573 00:30:14,354 --> 00:30:16,731 - I was actually gonna call you. - (PHONE BEEPS) 574 00:30:20,318 --> 00:30:21,444 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 575 00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:25,532 MAN ON SCREEN: Don't do me dirty like that, Barb. 576 00:30:26,699 --> 00:30:28,535 Now give me the money. 577 00:30:28,743 --> 00:30:30,620 I thought we had a good thing going. 578 00:30:32,038 --> 00:30:35,208 PAM ON SCREEN: Well, I'm good and you're a thing. 579 00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:36,835 And you best get going. 580 00:30:37,252 --> 00:30:38,253 (COCKS GUN) 581 00:30:38,419 --> 00:30:41,965 Now give me the bag. 582 00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:43,883 I'm so fucking proud of you. 583 00:30:49,681 --> 00:30:51,224 GAIL: Well, we just see how it plays. 584 00:30:51,224 --> 00:30:53,226 The way it ends, it's sets up for a sequel, 585 00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:55,520 - but that's up to the studio. - GAIL: Absolutely. 586 00:30:55,645 --> 00:30:57,272 MAN 1: What a steaming pile of shit. 587 00:30:57,272 --> 00:30:59,941 MAN 2: That's the second best movie she's been in this year. 588 00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:01,025 (MAN 1 LAUGHS) 589 00:31:05,864 --> 00:31:07,031 ERICA: Are you okay? 590 00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:10,201 I'm fine. 591 00:31:25,842 --> 00:31:26,926 What's going on? 592 00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:36,102 Picture you're... 593 00:31:36,102 --> 00:31:39,939 you're driving, you know, and you're in... 594 00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:41,316 You're stopped at a red light 595 00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:45,194 and the the cars coming in the other direction 596 00:31:45,278 --> 00:31:46,279 have a left turn arrow. 597 00:31:46,279 --> 00:31:49,741 So they're turning left in front of you, you know? And they keep coming. 598 00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:53,786 And then your light turns green. You know? So it's your turn. 599 00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:55,288 But these left turn cars, 600 00:31:55,997 --> 00:32:01,169 they don't stop. They keep coming. And at first you let 'em go. 601 00:32:01,169 --> 00:32:04,923 You're like, "What's the big deal?" It's not a big deal. Just let 'em go. 602 00:32:04,923 --> 00:32:06,883 But you know, they don't stop, 603 00:32:06,883 --> 00:32:09,427 and they're taking advantage of your kindness. 604 00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:11,346 They know they're taking advantage of you 605 00:32:11,346 --> 00:32:13,556 and they know they're wrong, 606 00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,601 and they're just doing it anyway. 607 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:19,687 Why? 608 00:32:20,188 --> 00:32:21,314 Because... 609 00:32:23,024 --> 00:32:24,484 They're assholes? 610 00:32:29,113 --> 00:32:33,826 Tommy Lee was the millionth left-turner to roll through my green, 611 00:32:33,910 --> 00:32:35,870 and he flipped me off and he threw garbage at me 612 00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:39,749 while he was doing it, and after just taking it and taking it 613 00:32:39,749 --> 00:32:42,794 and taking it my whole life, I couldn't fucking take it anymore. 614 00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,462 And so I did it. 615 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,005 ERICA: Wait. 616 00:32:46,172 --> 00:32:47,548 What did you do? 617 00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,846 I floored it and I smashed into him, head on. 618 00:32:55,556 --> 00:32:58,685 Okay. Could you be a little more literal? 619 00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:04,107 I stole his safe, which contained a certain videotape. 620 00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:09,529 Wait a second. 621 00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:15,743 You're the one who... 622 00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:16,995 Yeah. 623 00:33:18,454 --> 00:33:20,498 That's your big 624 00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:22,625 new business venture. 625 00:33:23,292 --> 00:33:24,877 Yes, it is. 626 00:33:25,962 --> 00:33:28,506 I really don't get why you're so mad. It's porn. 627 00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:31,509 No. It is not porn, you asshole! 628 00:33:31,509 --> 00:33:32,677 - Yes, it is! - No! 629 00:33:32,844 --> 00:33:34,679 When people in porn have sex on camera, 630 00:33:34,679 --> 00:33:38,725 we are giving consent for people to watch us. 631 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:41,310 We signed fucking releases, Rand. 632 00:33:41,477 --> 00:33:45,023 Did Pam Anderson sign a release? Did Tommy Lee sign a fucking release? 633 00:33:45,189 --> 00:33:46,774 - Stop saying that word. - Okay. 634 00:33:46,899 --> 00:33:48,943 You're one of these fucking "release" people, too? 635 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:50,653 - Get out, get out! - Okay, I will. 636 00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:53,239 Who gives a fuck about these fucking releases? 637 00:33:53,364 --> 00:33:54,532 So stupid. 638 00:33:54,532 --> 00:33:55,825 It's fucking bureaucracy. 639 00:33:58,911 --> 00:33:59,954 (CROWD CHEERING) 640 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:02,790 - No, Tommy. - No way, we're doing it. 641 00:34:02,874 --> 00:34:05,084 - I wanna go home. - No way. Not a chance. Driver! 642 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:08,212 Go exactly where I say, do not listen to 643 00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:10,840 this major movie star sitting right next to me. 644 00:34:11,591 --> 00:34:13,676 PAM ON SCREEN: Hand over the lenses, Schmitz. 645 00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,011 TOMMY: Yes. 646 00:34:15,595 --> 00:34:17,055 MAN ON SCREEN: Over my dead body. 647 00:34:18,097 --> 00:34:19,223 If you insist. 648 00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:22,477 - TOMMY: Doing it. - Wait, wait. 649 00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:25,897 PAM ON SCREEN: I need those lenses to evade the retinal scan 650 00:34:26,022 --> 00:34:30,526 at the airport and you're gonna give them to me. 651 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:43,539 MAN ON SCREEN: Sorry, Barb, no can do. 652 00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:46,459 - PAM ON SCREEN: Oh, yes you will. - (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 653 00:34:46,459 --> 00:34:50,630 By this time tomorrow, I'll be on a flight out of Steel Harbor 654 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:53,007 with that red ribbon bio-weapon. 655 00:34:53,091 --> 00:34:54,967 MAN ON SCREEN: By this time tomorrow, 656 00:34:55,051 --> 00:34:57,428 you'll be six feet under. 657 00:34:57,762 --> 00:34:59,680 WOMAN: Oh, my God! 658 00:35:00,348 --> 00:35:02,809 (AUDIENCE LAUGHING) 659 00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:20,368 (SPORTS BROADCAST PLAYING INDISTINCTLY) 660 00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:24,455 Oh! (GROANS) 661 00:35:31,170 --> 00:35:32,672 Give me the money! 662 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,674 - Who are you, man? - Who am I? 663 00:35:35,758 --> 00:35:37,218 I am become death! 664 00:35:38,010 --> 00:35:40,263 The destroyer of worlds! 665 00:35:41,222 --> 00:35:42,265 Fuck! (GRUNTS) 666 00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:45,184 What'd you do that for, man? 667 00:35:45,268 --> 00:35:46,352 Shut the fuck up. 668 00:35:46,769 --> 00:35:47,937 You owe Branca money. 669 00:35:47,937 --> 00:35:49,647 Branca owes Butchie money. 670 00:35:50,231 --> 00:35:51,774 You owe Butchie money! 671 00:35:52,233 --> 00:35:53,943 Butchie as in Peraino? 672 00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:56,612 Yes! And now you got me on your fucking ass! 673 00:35:57,613 --> 00:35:59,532 Go fuck yourself, you fucking idiot! 674 00:35:59,866 --> 00:36:03,202 Fuck you! You did this to yourself! 675 00:36:03,286 --> 00:36:04,996 - (WHIMPERS) - You did this to yourself! 676 00:36:07,582 --> 00:36:09,083 You did this to yourself. 677 00:36:23,222 --> 00:36:26,392 Should we... get a drink? 678 00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:33,316 I wanna go home.