1 00:00:10,635 --> 00:00:13,847 I am karma and I'm a bitch. 2 00:00:20,937 --> 00:00:22,605 Can you play Hi8? 3 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:27,110 I want in. I can really help you go big with this thing. 4 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:29,612 You do want to go big with this thing, right? 5 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:30,739 Yes, I do. 6 00:00:30,905 --> 00:00:33,283 You just worry about getting the tapes out. 7 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:35,118 All right? Leave the rest up to me. 8 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:37,328 My monologue... It's cut? 9 00:00:37,746 --> 00:00:40,331 Just thought it was stronger. Wordless. 10 00:00:40,415 --> 00:00:42,208 Drop more wedgie, please, Katie. 11 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:43,376 That's great. 12 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:47,047 Bless us with the body and soul of a child. 13 00:00:48,339 --> 00:00:50,133 I don't care how big his dick is. 14 00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:53,011 I can't show it to anybody without releases. Fuck off! 15 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:56,765 Nobody is ever getting rich off a celebrity sex tape. Okay? 16 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:59,726 What if we sold it somewhere that nobody could ever find us? 17 00:00:59,851 --> 00:01:01,728 - A what site? - A website. 18 00:01:01,728 --> 00:01:04,481 It's this thing on the computer. People will go to it. 19 00:01:04,647 --> 00:01:06,733 They will order the tape directly from us. 20 00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:16,070 That's the gestational sac. 21 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:17,530 That's the yolk sac. 22 00:03:18,489 --> 00:03:20,909 - What's that? - That? That's the embryo. 23 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,243 That's your baby. 24 00:03:22,327 --> 00:03:23,411 Dude. 25 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:27,582 Oh, my God! 26 00:03:27,582 --> 00:03:32,587 Hey, little peanut. It's me, Mommy. 27 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:35,548 My God. That's in... That is in here! 28 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,926 - Nice to meet you. - This is... 29 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:39,344 See that flicker? 30 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:44,557 - No way. - Is that... 31 00:03:44,682 --> 00:03:46,017 The heartbeat. 32 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:49,562 That's a nice, steady beat. 33 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:52,482 - Is it healthy? It sounds healthy. - It's perfect. 34 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:55,610 It's like a little 4/4. The kicks are my heart. 35 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:58,780 It is perfect. 36 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:03,034 Guess what, fuckers? I'm going to be a dad! 37 00:04:03,493 --> 00:04:04,702 On purpose! 38 00:04:34,565 --> 00:04:36,484 Excuse me. Is Erica around? 39 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,695 Well, I don't know. Kitchen, maybe. 40 00:04:51,249 --> 00:04:52,375 Erica around here? 41 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:53,876 Yeah, she's out there. 42 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:13,438 That the new one? 43 00:05:15,732 --> 00:05:17,025 What are you doing here? 44 00:05:17,608 --> 00:05:20,445 I actually came here looking for you. 45 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:23,614 What is that? 46 00:05:24,073 --> 00:05:25,742 The 400 bucks I owe you. 47 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:27,368 For what? 48 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:31,539 For Thanksgiving '91. Carving knife, remember? The Urgent Care visit? 49 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:33,875 Oh. Shit. Yes. Wow. 50 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:36,210 Right. You don't have to do that. 51 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:39,297 I know, but I can. So, I did. 52 00:05:39,839 --> 00:05:41,966 You can! You can? 53 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:43,426 Yeah. 54 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:46,846 You remember the thing I was alluding to at dinner the other night? 55 00:05:46,971 --> 00:05:48,097 I do. 56 00:05:48,181 --> 00:05:49,265 It's going well. 57 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:50,433 That's great, Rand. 58 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,602 - Like, very well. - That's great. 59 00:05:55,229 --> 00:05:58,441 So does that mean that we can finally get divorced? 60 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,318 No. 61 00:06:01,235 --> 00:06:05,365 I don't have enough for that yet. I have $400, not 8,000. 62 00:06:09,702 --> 00:06:10,870 You enjoying it so far? 63 00:06:10,995 --> 00:06:12,538 - Mmm? - The book. 64 00:06:12,872 --> 00:06:15,541 Oh! I'm only like 30 pages in. 65 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:18,086 - Second favorite after Lestat. - Body Thief. 66 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:20,421 Body Thief, Queen of the Damned, close second. 67 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:22,548 Damned, I'll give you. Damned is up there. 68 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:25,176 You know, I have you to blame for this obsession. 69 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:28,054 Do you remember that day 70 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:31,307 - you showed up with that huge stack? - Yeah. 71 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:32,934 All of them. 72 00:06:34,477 --> 00:06:35,812 How could I forget? 73 00:06:37,313 --> 00:06:39,023 Well, I should go. 74 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,234 - Yeah. - Thank you for this. 75 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:42,402 No problem. 76 00:06:46,864 --> 00:06:50,159 I'm down here in the Valley for a few days on a little scouting trip. 77 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:52,078 Crystal, let me ask you something. 78 00:06:52,286 --> 00:06:56,457 How would you like to do porn, and not have to fuck disgusting, sweaty men? 79 00:06:56,582 --> 00:07:00,336 How would you like to do porn and and not have to fuck anyone at all? 80 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:05,425 - There's my card. - "Internet Entertainment Group?" 81 00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:08,136 - We're technology, slash... - Excuse me. 82 00:07:09,095 --> 00:07:11,222 Did I hear you just mention the Internet? 83 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:13,474 I did. 84 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:17,145 - Rand Gauthier. - Seth Warshavsky. 85 00:07:18,479 --> 00:07:21,190 Seattle. Let me guess. Web cams. 86 00:07:22,191 --> 00:07:23,276 Very good. Yes. 87 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:24,861 They say it's the future of porn. 88 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:27,780 - And I would agree with them. - Yeah, personally, I'm not a believer. 89 00:07:27,864 --> 00:07:29,657 - No? - No, the image quality is awful. 90 00:07:29,657 --> 00:07:31,617 They take forever to load. 91 00:07:32,326 --> 00:07:33,411 Well, I see. 92 00:07:33,411 --> 00:07:35,955 Yeah. If I'm a guy looking to rub one out, 93 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:39,542 am I going to wait a half an hour for some choppy, grainy video to load 94 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:42,837 when I can just pop Backseat Bangers 5, which is a classic in the VCR. 95 00:07:42,837 --> 00:07:46,674 I'm going to jack off in seconds. Also, if they ever actually 96 00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:51,262 invent these 56k modems they keep talking about, the image quality, 97 00:07:51,262 --> 00:07:54,182 it's not going to be nearly as good as a good old-fashioned VHS. 98 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:57,059 Well, you clearly know a lot about this stuff, so. 99 00:07:57,143 --> 00:08:00,771 Yeah. You know, as a technophile and former porn star, 100 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:04,108 I am uniquely positioned to talk about this. 101 00:08:04,233 --> 00:08:07,737 Well, I'm sorry to hear you think cyberporn's bullshit. 102 00:08:07,737 --> 00:08:10,072 No, see, I don't. I actually think 103 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:12,450 technology has the power to revolutionize porn, 104 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,494 but I think you have to be smart about it. 105 00:08:15,077 --> 00:08:17,705 Look, I can't get into specifics, 106 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:22,752 but I am currently harnessing the power of the Web 107 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:24,879 in a way that has never been done before. 108 00:08:26,088 --> 00:08:28,841 Wow. Good for you, Dan. 109 00:08:29,300 --> 00:08:30,510 Rand. 110 00:08:30,801 --> 00:08:35,765 Good luck with your brilliant, world changing idea. 111 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:42,104 Dick. 112 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:46,817 Breakfast time! 113 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:49,487 Baby, it smells amazing. 114 00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:51,948 Follow the smell. 115 00:08:55,576 --> 00:08:56,744 You ready? 116 00:08:57,870 --> 00:08:59,580 Can you tell what that is? 117 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:01,999 Fucking Mickey Mouse! 118 00:09:03,584 --> 00:09:04,919 Cop a squat. 119 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,338 All right. I used a special whole grain batter, 120 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:09,632 a little extra nutrition for the peanut. 121 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,051 - Baby. - I'll get you some OJ. 122 00:09:12,802 --> 00:09:15,972 - Delicious! - You're premium, baby, only the finest! 123 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:21,060 Shit! 124 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,525 You know what? 125 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:30,403 This is way too precious to leave out. 126 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,073 - I'll be back. - Wait, where are you going? 127 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,090 The fuck? 128 00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:06,188 An AK-47 FNC assault rifle, 129 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:09,275 nickel plated Colt Commander .45 mother-of-pearl grips, 130 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:13,195 a Rolex, a Cartier watch, 131 00:10:13,404 --> 00:10:14,989 a pair of gold cufflinks 132 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:20,036 and this, like, big ass ruby and diamond cross. 133 00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:22,204 What else? 134 00:10:22,830 --> 00:10:24,415 A wedding bikini. 135 00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:28,377 Yeah. White. God damn it! 136 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:29,462 A wedding bikini? 137 00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:33,257 - White. - Anything else? 138 00:10:34,216 --> 00:10:35,217 Tommy. 139 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:39,180 Hold on a second. 140 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:41,015 We'll be right outside. 141 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,184 What's up? 142 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,560 The tape. 143 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,187 What tape? 144 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:50,191 You know, the tape. 145 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:53,903 - Oh. - Wait, wasn't in there? 146 00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:58,115 Yes. Yes, I told you I was nervous 147 00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,660 and then you said you put it in the safe. 148 00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:02,745 Shit. 149 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:05,748 I think it was. 150 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:09,752 It was. 151 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:13,214 Oh, God. 152 00:11:13,422 --> 00:11:16,634 You know what? Don't worry about it, baby. 153 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:20,429 - They're gonna get it all back. - Yeah. 154 00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:23,683 They're gonna get it all back. Guys! 155 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:30,147 Actually, there was this one other thing. 156 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:31,399 Yeah? 157 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:34,193 - Like a tape. - A tape? 158 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,153 Like a videotape. 159 00:11:36,320 --> 00:11:37,321 Like a movie? 160 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:40,991 - Kind of. Home movies. - Okay. 161 00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:42,535 Yeah. 162 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,744 I... 163 00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:47,415 I trust that this is going to be 164 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:50,835 a top priority case for you guys. 165 00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:54,422 We'll keep our ears open if anything pops up, 166 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,716 but burglaries don't get solved that often. 167 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,635 Wait. So what you're saying is 168 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,929 you're not even gonna try to get our stuff back? 169 00:12:01,929 --> 00:12:04,557 Sir, we're just trying to manage your expectations. 170 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,975 Somebody broke into our home 171 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:08,310 and took our shit, our own personal private shit. 172 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:11,230 The number of burglaries per day, it's up there. 173 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,898 - I don't care about other robberies! - Mr. Lee. 174 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:16,068 I care about mine. I pay more fucking taxes 175 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:18,738 that I could own your fucking precinct! 176 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,364 Mr. Lee, we're done here. 177 00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:23,576 - Let you know if we find anything. - Really, dude? 178 00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:26,370 Whatever. 179 00:12:26,704 --> 00:12:31,459 Babe, there's fucking guns in there, jewelry. 180 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:34,587 I mean, who's going to bother with some stupid, unmarked tape? 181 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,673 I know, but if somebody plays that thing, Tommy. 182 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:38,924 Nobody's going to play it. 183 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:42,136 And they couldn't even if they wanted. its Hi8. 184 00:12:42,136 --> 00:12:43,763 Who the fuck has Hi8? 185 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:45,890 Yeah. 186 00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:48,392 God, I feel... 187 00:12:49,977 --> 00:12:51,520 violated. 188 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:56,358 Don't you? 189 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,070 Violated? 190 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,156 Yeah, you don't? 191 00:13:03,991 --> 00:13:07,620 I mean, I feel more... pissed. 192 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:13,709 We'll get it back. 193 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,296 - Hey. - Yeah. 194 00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:18,714 I promise. 195 00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:22,343 - We're gonna get it, all right? - Mm-hmm. 196 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:24,261 Fuck the police. 197 00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:27,431 Fuck the police! 198 00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:29,642 Fuck the police! 199 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:30,893 We'll get our own guy. 200 00:13:30,893 --> 00:13:32,520 Wait. What do you mean? 201 00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,146 What? Like a... 202 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,315 We get like a private investigator. 203 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:40,027 A PI. Exactly. 204 00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:41,821 Yes, that's great. Who? 205 00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:46,575 There's only two reasons to steal a safe. 206 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:53,707 Money and revenge. 207 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:56,502 Money. That's tough, that could be anybody. 208 00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,338 So let's start with revenge. 209 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,466 Anybody you had beef with lately? 210 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:05,135 - Beef? - Anybody who hates you? 211 00:14:05,219 --> 00:14:06,971 Maybe had a reason to get back at you? 212 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:09,265 No. 213 00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:11,183 No, I don't think so. 214 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:12,810 What about you, Tommy? 215 00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:14,144 Who's got beef with me? 216 00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:18,941 Bret Michaels. 217 00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:21,944 Axl Rose. 218 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:24,071 Blackie Lawless. 219 00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:25,823 Lou Adler. Gene Simmons. 220 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:27,074 Fucking David Geffen. 221 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:28,951 - Okay. - Mickey Rourke. 222 00:14:28,951 --> 00:14:32,746 Yeah, Richie Sambora. Jann Wenner, Bob Rock. 223 00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:34,957 - Got it. - CC DeVille, John Stamos. 224 00:14:34,957 --> 00:14:38,419 - John Stamos? - Fucking asshole. 225 00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:40,296 Wow. 226 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:46,135 The police report says the surveillance footage was destroyed. 227 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:49,930 Anybody who had access to your security system where it is? 228 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:51,599 Just us. 229 00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,642 - Just me and Pamela. - Right. 230 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,185 Who installed it? 231 00:14:56,353 --> 00:15:00,858 Some dude. This fucking dipshit carpenter. 232 00:15:01,233 --> 00:15:02,318 Dipshit carpenter? 233 00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:04,987 Yes. He was working on our house. 234 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:06,739 Yeah, I canned his ass. 235 00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:07,948 For what reason? 236 00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,910 For the reason he was doing a shitty ass job, 237 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:12,661 so shitty I didn't even pay him. 238 00:15:13,037 --> 00:15:15,205 What? You never paid him? 239 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:16,415 No. 240 00:15:17,124 --> 00:15:19,209 When was the last time you saw this guy? 241 00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:21,503 Couple of days after I fired him. 242 00:15:22,379 --> 00:15:24,006 And what were the circumstances? 243 00:15:24,006 --> 00:15:26,300 He showed up trying to get his tools back. 244 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,093 Did you give them back? 245 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:29,261 Of course. 246 00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:33,182 After coming into my house without permission? Fuck, no. 247 00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:34,558 I almost smoked his ass. 248 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:35,643 What? 249 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,019 Smoked his ass? 250 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:40,814 Yeah. I put a shottie in his face and said, "Get the fuck off my property." 251 00:15:42,900 --> 00:15:44,068 Okay. 252 00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,112 Let me do some digging here. 253 00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:50,491 The rusted chains of prison moons 254 00:15:50,491 --> 00:15:54,244 Are shattered by the sun 255 00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:58,040 I walk a road, horizons change 256 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:01,835 The tournament's begun 257 00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:08,592 ...softly sings 258 00:16:11,011 --> 00:16:12,179 - Hello? - Hi. 259 00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,350 Where is the tape? 260 00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:17,893 What? 261 00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,853 - Where the fuck is the tape? - What tape? 262 00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,442 You know what fucking tape. 263 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,444 I don't know what you're talking about, man. 264 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,905 Just tell me where it is, it'll make this a lot easier. 265 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,783 Am I getting warm? Am I warm? Am I warm? 266 00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,118 I don't know, man! 267 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,619 Am I near? 268 00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:38,706 What the fuck is this shit? 269 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,582 It's King Crimson, man. 270 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,211 It's a first pressing! 271 00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:48,048 What I did to that record 272 00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:51,051 I will do to your fat, stupid face. 273 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:53,178 No, dude, please. Please! 274 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:57,391 I'm not gonna ask you again. I'm gonna call the cops! 275 00:16:57,391 --> 00:17:00,561 I'll do it, Rand, I'm calling the cops right now! 276 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,063 Good, call 'em! Fuck you! 277 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:05,149 - Shut your fucking... - Okay, I'm gonna call now! 278 00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:12,781 I'll be back. And you better have that fucking tape. 279 00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:18,579 Fuck. 280 00:17:21,582 --> 00:17:23,751 Hello? - Hey. Miltie, thank God you picked up. 281 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,419 I can't get to the phone right now. 282 00:17:25,419 --> 00:17:27,671 Please leave a message and I'll get back to you. 283 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,757 Look, are you there? 284 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,133 Are you there, man? 285 00:17:31,508 --> 00:17:32,968 Are you there? 286 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,511 If you're there, pick up, dude. 287 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:38,057 Please. I need to talk to you, man. 288 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,267 Fuck! 289 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,339 - Hey, man. - Hey. 290 00:18:10,339 --> 00:18:11,465 How's it going? 291 00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:13,425 - Good and you? - Good. 292 00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:16,386 - Two hundred of them there? - Your first. 293 00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:22,976 Fuck, I got that shit. 294 00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:24,228 You do? 295 00:18:24,228 --> 00:18:27,147 Well, I ain't got the nice packaging, it's just the tape. 296 00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:30,484 It showed up in the mail without the box? 297 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,194 I didn't get it mailed. 298 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:34,822 How did you get it? 299 00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:37,825 No refunds, pal. No refunds. 300 00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:40,244 Hey, check out the tape right here, everybody. 301 00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:42,996 Pamela Anderson, right here. Triple X. 302 00:18:44,790 --> 00:18:47,793 I got you. See you next time, huh? 303 00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:50,254 That's what's up. 304 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,466 Hey. You. 305 00:18:54,591 --> 00:18:56,343 Hey, what up, homie? 306 00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,220 How much these puppies for? 307 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,640 Hey, for you, one for $30, two for $50. 308 00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,271 Mind if I check them out? 309 00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:08,647 Yeah, go ahead, bro. 310 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:10,399 It's nice, huh? 311 00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:11,733 Good stocking stuffer. 312 00:19:12,776 --> 00:19:13,986 What you're doing is wrong. 313 00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,113 Excuse me? 314 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:17,948 These do not belong to you. 315 00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,867 - All right, look, dude... - No, no. 316 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,244 You look, dude, you have no right to be selling these. 317 00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,121 You are profiting off of somebody else's 318 00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:28,208 considerable risk and labor, which is probably illegal, 319 00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:29,877 but it's definitely unethical. 320 00:19:30,377 --> 00:19:32,379 So unless you want a major problem on your hands, 321 00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,173 you're gonna pack up your bootleg shit 322 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,842 and you're gonna get out of the Tower Records parking lot. 323 00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:40,762 Shit. 324 00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,723 You're fucking with me, right? 325 00:19:42,723 --> 00:19:45,309 Ah, fuck. What are you, the porn police? 326 00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,477 - Maybe I am. - Mr. Ethical. 327 00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:49,688 Get the fuck out of here, dawg. 328 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:53,901 Enjoy it while it lasts. This whole operation's getting shut down, man. 329 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:55,444 Fuck your mom, sir. 330 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:56,695 Have a good day. 331 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,533 Fuck! 332 00:20:05,662 --> 00:20:07,372 It's him. Without a doubt. 333 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:08,749 - Fucking knew it. - Oh, my God. 334 00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:10,334 Are you sure? How do you know? 335 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,461 One can tell these things. 336 00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,463 My God. You're gonna get it back, right? 337 00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:15,964 I'll pop in tomorrow. 338 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,925 You'll probably have it back by the weekend. 339 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:20,844 Oh, my God. Thank you so much, Mr. Pelcano. 340 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,472 We really fucking appreciate it, you have no idea. 341 00:20:23,472 --> 00:20:25,057 It's fun. 342 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,559 Come here, baby. 343 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,604 Yeah! Yeah! 344 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,564 What did I tell you? 345 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,524 - I know. Yes. - Yes. 346 00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:38,487 I got to go. I got a session with the boys. 347 00:20:38,487 --> 00:20:39,905 I'll be back home around 8:00. 348 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,115 Yeah, but I'm shooting late tonight. 349 00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:44,368 - Fuck. - Yeah. 350 00:20:45,327 --> 00:20:46,620 I'm gonna miss you. 351 00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:49,456 Oh, my God. Not as much as I'll miss you. 352 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,042 Eskimo kiss. 353 00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:11,812 They're ready for you! 354 00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:16,525 Coming. 355 00:21:19,820 --> 00:21:23,365 - Let's do this. Hey, Evander. - Hey. 356 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,200 - How's it going? - Everything's good. 357 00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,702 - Good weekend? - Yes, ma'am. 358 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:29,663 - Yeah? How are those kids of yours? - Putting them up for adoption. 359 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:31,707 Yeah, well, give them to me. Give them to me. 360 00:21:31,707 --> 00:21:33,875 I love you, Pamela! 361 00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:37,504 I love you, Tommy! 362 00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:41,300 Fuck, you are so fine. 363 00:21:43,343 --> 00:21:46,763 Tommy, when you gonna get me preggo? 364 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:52,769 Look at my beautiful fucking husband! 365 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,855 You're so fucking hot. 366 00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:05,907 Baby, get it in. - Fuck! 367 00:22:06,908 --> 00:22:08,660 I love you so much. 368 00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:21,631 Right on the drop, that's where you come in. 369 00:22:28,930 --> 00:22:30,015 Fuck. 370 00:22:41,401 --> 00:22:43,362 Sorry, guys. Could you just give us a second? 371 00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:44,571 Yeah, come on. 372 00:22:48,408 --> 00:22:49,826 - Now, please. - Sorry. 373 00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:53,038 Hey, what's up? 374 00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:55,540 He's selling it. 375 00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:57,626 Huh? 376 00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:00,712 He's fucking selling it, Tommy. 377 00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:03,006 One second. 378 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:04,674 It's our tape. 379 00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:09,554 What the fuck? 380 00:23:09,846 --> 00:23:10,972 Where'd you get this? 381 00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,891 They were watching it on set. 382 00:23:13,141 --> 00:23:15,477 I saw a bunch of camera guys 383 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:17,312 sitting around watching us have sex. 384 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:19,231 Holy shit. 385 00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:21,191 Jesus. 386 00:23:23,151 --> 00:23:26,780 Do you have any idea how humiliating it was? 387 00:23:27,572 --> 00:23:28,907 Motherfucker. 388 00:23:30,700 --> 00:23:32,869 I mean, how many copies of this are out there? 389 00:23:33,286 --> 00:23:35,330 I mean, there could be dozens, hundreds. 390 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,082 What is this? 391 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:41,586 - What is what? - This. HTTP... 392 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:44,423 That's a website, they're making one for Barb Wire. 393 00:23:44,589 --> 00:23:46,174 This is how he's selling this? 394 00:23:46,258 --> 00:23:48,135 I don't know. I really don't get it. 395 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,263 Do we have a computer? 396 00:23:52,222 --> 00:23:54,057 We have a computer. It's in the downstairs den, 397 00:23:54,182 --> 00:23:55,434 but we don't have the Web. 398 00:23:55,434 --> 00:23:58,103 It's this thing you plug your phone into. 399 00:23:58,103 --> 00:23:59,604 Okay, so who has it? 400 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:00,897 Where do we get the Web? 401 00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:09,781 Sex tape... Oh, my God. 402 00:24:10,198 --> 00:24:12,701 Then period com. 403 00:24:13,702 --> 00:24:18,498 "O" "M," enter. 404 00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:33,972 What the... 405 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:37,851 What the hell is this? 406 00:24:40,437 --> 00:24:42,105 - I've no fucking idea. - Oh, my God. 407 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,940 - Shit. - Come on, come on. 408 00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:45,025 What are you doing? 409 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:46,735 I wanna see if there's a phone number. 410 00:24:46,735 --> 00:24:49,529 There's not. I can't see any. There is no way to reach them. 411 00:24:50,739 --> 00:24:52,824 Wait, look. Purchase. 412 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:54,743 Shall we click on it? 413 00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:56,870 Enter. 414 00:24:57,412 --> 00:24:58,747 Fuck. 415 00:25:00,749 --> 00:25:01,875 Jesus. 416 00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:06,713 Canada. What? 417 00:25:06,713 --> 00:25:09,466 - He's in LA. - Yeah. 418 00:25:09,966 --> 00:25:14,596 Well, maybe he's running it through Canada to avoid getting caught. 419 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:18,266 It's a co-operation. 420 00:25:18,892 --> 00:25:20,143 It really is. 421 00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:22,938 There's no way this guy's doing it by himself. 422 00:25:22,938 --> 00:25:24,940 Dumbass couldn't mastermind ordering a pizza. 423 00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,608 So who's helping him, then? 424 00:25:26,608 --> 00:25:27,692 Milton Ingley. 425 00:25:27,776 --> 00:25:30,070 Little local porn producer out of Van Nuys. 426 00:25:30,070 --> 00:25:32,364 Rand did some features for him back in the day. 427 00:25:32,697 --> 00:25:34,616 - Anal specialist. - Jesus. 428 00:25:35,659 --> 00:25:37,911 Are you fucking kidding me? 429 00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:39,704 How did you find this out? 430 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:41,164 I asked around. 431 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:43,458 Apparently they pitched it to half the Valley. 432 00:25:47,212 --> 00:25:49,297 - Hey. - Oh, my fucking God. 433 00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:55,262 Jesus Christ! 434 00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:02,769 Where the fuck do I find this guy? 435 00:26:04,563 --> 00:26:05,647 The phone book. 436 00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:10,485 Right up here. 437 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:13,530 Who the fuck is that? 438 00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:22,289 Hey, Tommy. 439 00:26:39,347 --> 00:26:40,682 Miltie. 440 00:26:42,267 --> 00:26:43,810 Miltie, where the fuck are you, man? 441 00:26:43,810 --> 00:26:46,271 Miltie! He just left. 442 00:26:46,646 --> 00:26:47,689 Where did he go? 443 00:26:48,815 --> 00:26:50,066 I don't know, man. 444 00:26:54,946 --> 00:26:56,156 What are you doing? 445 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:58,908 Miltie asked me to help out. 446 00:26:59,034 --> 00:27:01,786 You fucking... You know? 447 00:27:03,246 --> 00:27:05,081 - About the tape? - Yeah. 448 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:06,958 Totally. 449 00:27:07,834 --> 00:27:09,461 He said not to tell anybody. 450 00:27:10,337 --> 00:27:11,755 I don't know, man. 451 00:27:13,882 --> 00:27:16,301 Could you please get the door for me? Thank you. 452 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,053 Miltie. 453 00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:21,765 Rand. 454 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,479 - Yo, what... - Motherfucker. Grab him. 455 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:30,190 - Yo. - Let's go have a little chat. 456 00:27:30,190 --> 00:27:31,524 Fuck. 457 00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:34,486 Take a seat. 458 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:45,121 - Tiny, is this him? - Nice to meet you, Rand. 459 00:27:46,122 --> 00:27:48,667 Rand? No, that's not me. Rand just... 460 00:27:48,667 --> 00:27:50,001 Shut up! 461 00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:20,031 Come on. Come on. 462 00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:24,077 - Hey, Miltie. - Rand. 463 00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:25,662 - Thank God. - What the fuck? 464 00:28:25,662 --> 00:28:29,541 - Where the fuck have you been, dude? - Well, I've been working from home. 465 00:28:29,958 --> 00:28:31,000 What's up? 466 00:28:31,126 --> 00:28:32,711 Well, there's a lot up. 467 00:28:33,169 --> 00:28:35,630 Okay, Tommy Lee? He's on to us, man. 468 00:28:35,714 --> 00:28:36,756 Some fucking goomba PI 469 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,008 just showed up, he showed up at my apartment. 470 00:28:39,092 --> 00:28:42,554 He beat the fuck out of me. He told me that if I didn't give him the tape 471 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:43,888 he's gonna fucking kill me. 472 00:28:43,972 --> 00:28:47,559 And then a biker gang shows up at the studio 473 00:28:47,559 --> 00:28:49,477 looking for us, man. And I get away, 474 00:28:49,561 --> 00:28:51,479 but while I'm there, there's a guy at the studio, 475 00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:54,232 he's working on the operation. You hired him. You didn't tell me. 476 00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:56,651 You told me not to... Not to fucking tell anyone, man 477 00:28:57,277 --> 00:28:59,612 And there's a guy 478 00:28:59,696 --> 00:29:02,240 selling the fucking tape in the Tower Records parking lot. 479 00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,867 Two for 50 bucks, man. 480 00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:05,660 It's a good fucking deal! 481 00:29:06,953 --> 00:29:08,329 That's it! 482 00:29:11,458 --> 00:29:12,584 Us. 483 00:29:13,501 --> 00:29:16,087 - What? - You said Looking for us. 484 00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:17,213 Yeah. 485 00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:21,176 Did you fucking rat me out, Rand? 486 00:29:21,176 --> 00:29:23,219 No, no, of course not, dude, no! 487 00:29:23,303 --> 00:29:24,304 But they mentioned me? 488 00:29:24,304 --> 00:29:25,930 - Did they say my name? - Of course. 489 00:29:26,014 --> 00:29:28,933 - They showed up at your studio, dude. - Do you think they followed you? 490 00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:30,727 I don't fucking know. Can I come inside? 491 00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:32,979 No, no, it's very messy. I really rather you not. 492 00:29:33,104 --> 00:29:35,857 - My place is gross, I don't care. - How do they know I'm involved? 493 00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:37,275 I have no idea. I don't know. 494 00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:38,860 I don't know anything. I don't know. 495 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:40,779 Let's just... Rand, why don't you chill out. 496 00:29:40,779 --> 00:29:42,322 Okay, okay. 497 00:29:42,322 --> 00:29:46,534 Take it easy. Take it easy. I'm gonna need you to go back to the studio. 498 00:29:46,826 --> 00:29:47,869 What? 499 00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:52,749 The location is compromised. 500 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:54,626 Okay, baby? 501 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:55,835 What? 502 00:29:56,419 --> 00:29:58,671 You're gonna need to clean everything out. 503 00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:02,217 Clean out every last copy of that movie tape. 504 00:30:04,302 --> 00:30:05,386 Why me? 505 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:08,139 You're Operations. 506 00:30:12,352 --> 00:30:13,895 Everything's Operations. 507 00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:36,251 He's gone! 508 00:30:40,630 --> 00:30:43,925 Bunnies, come to the bunny patch. 509 00:30:45,885 --> 00:30:47,387 I'm so sorry. Where were we? 510 00:30:48,930 --> 00:30:50,557 I am not your bunny. 511 00:30:55,645 --> 00:30:56,729 What's up? 512 00:30:56,813 --> 00:30:58,940 He's not here. Don't worry. 513 00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:00,900 He'll turn up eventually. Tommy. 514 00:31:00,984 --> 00:31:02,235 Baby, is that him? 515 00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:03,486 He's not there. 516 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:04,863 That's not good enough. 517 00:31:04,863 --> 00:31:06,739 Let me talk to him, put him on speaker. 518 00:31:06,823 --> 00:31:09,200 - He's on it. Relax. - No. I will not relax. 519 00:31:09,450 --> 00:31:11,828 Mr. Pelcano. Hi. This is Pamela. - Hi, Pamela. 520 00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:14,914 Yeah. You need to stop this guy from selling the tape now. 521 00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:17,000 - This is urgent. - Hey, you're being crazy. 522 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:20,837 What? I'm not being crazy, you're being chill. 523 00:31:20,837 --> 00:31:22,130 You're being way too chill. 524 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:24,132 Every second that passes, this tape could be spreading. 525 00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:27,135 Baby, we will get it back, all right? Every last copy, 526 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:29,304 it's mail order, they know who they shipped to. 527 00:31:29,304 --> 00:31:31,723 What about the people that they shipped it to made copies? 528 00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:33,516 - Come on. - Just... 529 00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:35,310 I got this, okay? 530 00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:36,603 Let me handle it. 531 00:31:37,145 --> 00:31:38,354 Yeah. 532 00:31:39,230 --> 00:31:42,150 Okay, but you don't seem to understand what a big deal this is to me. 533 00:31:43,109 --> 00:31:44,527 Like it's not a big deal to me? 534 00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:46,362 I'm on that tape just the same as you. 535 00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:47,906 But this is worse for me. 536 00:31:47,906 --> 00:31:49,908 I mean, this is way worse. 537 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:51,701 How is this worse for you? Why? 538 00:31:51,701 --> 00:31:54,162 'Cause of your big career? It's so much bigger than mine? 539 00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:56,623 What? Tommy, it's not because of my big career, 540 00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:58,207 it's because I'm a woman! 541 00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:02,170 I'm gonna let you guys talk... 542 00:32:06,424 --> 00:32:07,592 Fuck. 543 00:32:11,137 --> 00:32:12,597 Listen to me, okay? 544 00:32:13,306 --> 00:32:15,808 People are going to think you're cool for this, all right? 545 00:32:15,892 --> 00:32:17,727 They'll be high-fiving you in the street. 546 00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:20,229 Me, I'm going to get looked at like a slut by the whole world. 547 00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:22,649 - That's ridiculous. - It's not. It's true. 548 00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:24,233 You don't know. You have no idea. 549 00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:26,945 You never have to fucking deal with this stuff. You don't. 550 00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:30,365 I'm on your side. I want to get rid of the tape just as much as you do. 551 00:32:30,365 --> 00:32:33,117 And we will end this whole thing I'm telling you, 552 00:32:33,284 --> 00:32:34,786 this will all be fine. 553 00:32:36,037 --> 00:32:38,915 Besides, it's not like they're seeing anything they haven't seen before. 554 00:32:40,833 --> 00:32:42,085 What did you say? 555 00:32:45,171 --> 00:32:47,799 - I just... - What the fuck did you just say? 556 00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:49,759 I'm sorry. That came out wrong. 557 00:32:49,759 --> 00:32:51,844 - Oh, my God. Leave. - What? 558 00:32:51,928 --> 00:32:54,555 - Leave this fucking room right now. - Pamela. 559 00:32:54,639 --> 00:32:56,849 - Leave this fucking room right now! - Come on, Pamela. 560 00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:58,434 Get the fuck out! 561 00:33:45,356 --> 00:33:46,607 Fuck. 562 00:33:51,738 --> 00:33:54,615 Fuck. Oh, man. 563 00:34:51,255 --> 00:34:52,507 Hey, Tommy. 564 00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:54,550 Yeah, I feel fine now, Tommy. 565 00:34:54,634 --> 00:34:56,969 You wanna check it out, you know, just make sure. 566 00:34:57,053 --> 00:35:00,223 I'm telling you I'm good. I'm fine. 567 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:04,143 - Shit. - We're gonna be sure, okay? 568 00:35:05,394 --> 00:35:06,562 Yeah, I know. 569 00:35:07,897 --> 00:35:09,649 Fine, everything's fucking fine. 570 00:35:13,402 --> 00:35:14,570 Yep, yep, yep. 571 00:35:41,097 --> 00:35:43,057 You did the right thing by coming in. 572 00:35:43,683 --> 00:35:45,518 I feel much better now. 573 00:35:46,394 --> 00:35:48,020 I'm sure it's nothing. 574 00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:50,106 - Yeah. - Most likely everything's fine. 575 00:36:30,563 --> 00:36:32,315 Should we call my mom? 576 00:36:32,315 --> 00:36:34,358 I'm going to as soon as we get home. 577 00:36:35,568 --> 00:36:37,278 Hey, man, fuck off. 578 00:36:43,701 --> 00:36:45,828 Get the fuck outta here. Come on, get the fuck out. 579 00:36:45,912 --> 00:36:47,663 Hey, fuck off! 580 00:36:56,923 --> 00:36:58,299 Hi, this is Rand Gauthier. 581 00:36:58,299 --> 00:37:01,010 Please leave your number, I'll call you back. Thank you. 582 00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:06,224 Hi, Rand. It's me. Miltie. 583 00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:09,477 Listen, I just wanted to let you know 584 00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:13,022 I'm going to pop on over to Amsterdam 585 00:37:13,022 --> 00:37:15,149 for a few days. 586 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:16,525 Nothing to worry about. 587 00:37:16,609 --> 00:37:20,488 Just want to make a few tweaks to the banking. 588 00:37:20,488 --> 00:37:23,783 Keep the IR, you know what, off the scent. 589 00:37:23,908 --> 00:37:24,909 Smart. 590 00:37:24,909 --> 00:37:27,828 Anyway, I have no doubt you will hold down the fort 591 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:30,873 in my absence. Great job clearing out the studio. 592 00:37:30,957 --> 00:37:32,208 All right, anyway... 593 00:37:54,605 --> 00:37:57,233 Come on. Come on, come on, come on. 594 00:37:57,233 --> 00:37:58,526 Fuck. He's not here. 595 00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:04,907 Would you like to see the cocktail menu? 596 00:38:05,491 --> 00:38:06,867 I would love to. 597 00:38:20,089 --> 00:38:21,799 Hey, can I come in? 598 00:38:23,217 --> 00:38:25,136 - Yeah. - Okay. Thank you. 599 00:38:44,196 --> 00:38:46,407 Hey, Tommy! Give me a smile! 600 00:38:46,824 --> 00:38:48,409 God-fucking-damn it! 601 00:38:48,534 --> 00:38:51,871 You want a fucking picture? I'll give you a fucking picture! 602 00:38:52,913 --> 00:38:56,834 Fucking... 603 00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:04,717 You fuck!