1 00:00:17,726 --> 00:00:19,477 - Goddamn! - TOMMY ON TAPE: Hey, gorgeous. 2 00:00:21,104 --> 00:00:22,480 This is so... 3 00:00:23,023 --> 00:00:24,357 private. 4 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:28,903 It's like we're seeing something 5 00:00:28,987 --> 00:00:30,613 we're not supposed to be seeing. 6 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:32,866 I know. 7 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,910 PAM: Oh, my God! Look at my fucking husband. 8 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:37,579 Look at my beautiful husband. 9 00:00:37,579 --> 00:00:40,165 Which is kind of what makes it so fucking hot. 10 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:45,253 I love you so much. 11 00:00:45,253 --> 00:00:46,921 I know. 12 00:00:47,172 --> 00:00:48,173 (PAM GIGGLING) 13 00:00:49,049 --> 00:00:51,176 I mean, if this thing ever got out. 14 00:00:51,509 --> 00:00:54,345 PAM: Tommy? TOMMY: Yes. 15 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:55,889 PAM: When you gonna get me preggo? 16 00:00:57,640 --> 00:00:58,892 TOMMY: I'm trying. 17 00:01:00,226 --> 00:01:03,438 PAM: Oh, my God. I'm one lucky camper. 18 00:01:03,688 --> 00:01:04,689 (TURNS OF TAPE) 19 00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:11,446 (BREATHES HEAVILY) 20 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:14,991 I want in. 21 00:01:17,118 --> 00:01:19,204 I know everybody in this business. 22 00:01:19,204 --> 00:01:20,747 All the major distributors. 23 00:01:21,206 --> 00:01:23,541 I can really help you go big with this thing. 24 00:01:26,961 --> 00:01:29,297 You do want to go big with this thing, right? 25 00:01:36,888 --> 00:01:38,098 Yes, I do. 26 00:01:39,891 --> 00:01:43,812 Bless this videotape that you've chosen to put into my hand, 27 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:48,525 may it be an instrument of justice. 28 00:01:49,651 --> 00:01:52,862 Delivering richly deserved comeuppance 29 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:56,699 to those who have acted like assholes. 30 00:01:58,701 --> 00:02:02,956 Refusing to pay for services rendered, keeping tools that do not... 31 00:02:03,581 --> 00:02:05,291 belong to them. 32 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:08,211 And just, in general, 33 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:12,465 treating decent people with a total lack of respect. 34 00:02:17,053 --> 00:02:19,264 May you knock these fuckers down a peg. 35 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:23,143 Teaching them a much-deserved lesson in humility. 36 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,270 And may you, 37 00:02:25,436 --> 00:02:26,855 in the process, 38 00:02:27,230 --> 00:02:29,440 deliver great financial reward 39 00:02:29,524 --> 00:02:31,568 to those they have wronged. 40 00:02:32,777 --> 00:02:34,696 Like a shit load of money. 41 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:38,575 Namaste. 42 00:02:56,926 --> 00:02:58,178 Let's do this. 43 00:03:13,776 --> 00:03:15,820 TOMMY: I love you, lover. 44 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:18,531 Goddamn it, you're ripped. 45 00:03:20,074 --> 00:03:21,868 I mean, you get the gist. 46 00:03:23,494 --> 00:03:24,495 Fuck. 47 00:03:26,998 --> 00:03:29,042 Every dude on the planet 48 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:31,002 is gonna wanna to jack off to this. 49 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:32,212 Trust me. 50 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:33,630 I can't stop. 51 00:03:38,676 --> 00:03:39,886 What's the matter? 52 00:03:40,678 --> 00:03:41,679 Well, no offense, 53 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,806 but I have to ask a question. 54 00:03:44,349 --> 00:03:45,433 Yeah, of course. 55 00:03:46,517 --> 00:03:47,560 Why you? 56 00:03:47,685 --> 00:03:48,728 Why us? 57 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:51,105 Why am I not hearing from them directly? 58 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:53,775 Why are you not hearing from them directly? 59 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:58,863 Well, that is because, uh, they're not specifically involved 60 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:00,531 in this venture per se. 61 00:04:01,491 --> 00:04:02,492 Per se. 62 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:03,743 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 63 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:07,413 So... 64 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:09,332 It's stolen? 65 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:11,376 - Stolen? - No. 66 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:12,502 No? 67 00:04:12,710 --> 00:04:14,003 So you have releases? 68 00:04:15,129 --> 00:04:16,422 No. 69 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:18,549 We don't have releases. 70 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:20,176 So it's stolen? 71 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:22,011 No. 72 00:04:22,679 --> 00:04:24,597 That's just not the word I would use. 73 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:26,557 No? What would you say? 74 00:04:26,724 --> 00:04:29,394 It was, uh... There was a seize-- It was seized. 75 00:04:29,727 --> 00:04:34,190 There was seizure. I, uh, enacted a seizure... 76 00:04:35,149 --> 00:04:39,445 from its original proprietors, in exchange for... 77 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:41,072 um, compentory damages. 78 00:04:43,449 --> 00:04:44,450 Okay. 79 00:04:45,159 --> 00:04:47,829 - Let me ask you something, Ron. - Rand. 80 00:04:47,829 --> 00:04:50,123 When you walked in the building this morning, 81 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:53,167 did you happen to notice what it says at the tippy top? 82 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:54,419 Vivid Pictures. 83 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:57,630 It says Vivid Entertainment. That's the name of the company. 84 00:04:57,714 --> 00:04:58,965 It's right on the sign. 85 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,552 I put that tape out there. 86 00:05:03,052 --> 00:05:06,306 Tommy Lee, in a clown car of Century City lawyers, 87 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:10,143 can find me without so much as cracking open the Yellow Pages. 88 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:13,521 Do you seriously think that I would 89 00:05:13,521 --> 00:05:15,732 invite that kind of shitstorm into my life? 90 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:23,072 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 91 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:24,324 So that's a pass? 92 00:05:34,208 --> 00:05:35,335 You got signed releases? 93 00:05:37,587 --> 00:05:38,588 No. 94 00:05:52,268 --> 00:05:53,853 You guys got releases? 95 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:57,982 Get the fuck outta here! 96 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,868 MAN: I don't care how big his dick is. 97 00:06:08,868 --> 00:06:11,662 I can't show it to anybody without releases. Fuck off! 98 00:06:11,829 --> 00:06:13,956 But if you do happen to get the releases, 99 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:16,626 please, do come back here to Naughty Time Films. 100 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:21,923 No. 101 00:06:22,423 --> 00:06:23,424 - (PUNCH LANDS) - RAND: Ow! 102 00:06:24,425 --> 00:06:25,927 Fuck it. Damn it! 103 00:06:26,344 --> 00:06:27,345 (GROANS) 104 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,973 - (TELEPHONE RINGS) - Oh, fuck. 105 00:06:31,516 --> 00:06:33,768 (ON RECORDER) Hey, Rand. It's Erica. 106 00:06:33,768 --> 00:06:35,436 Long time no see. 107 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,356 Listen, I'm wondering if you could come for the... 108 00:06:39,023 --> 00:06:40,566 Hey. Hey. How's it going? 109 00:06:40,733 --> 00:06:41,901 ERICA: Hi! You're there? 110 00:06:41,901 --> 00:06:44,987 Yeah. No, sorry, I just walked through the front door. 111 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:46,239 Is this a bad time? 112 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:50,993 No, um, not at all. It's... 113 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:52,954 I just got home from a party 114 00:06:52,954 --> 00:06:57,125 in the Hollywood Hills. That was awesome and... 115 00:06:57,375 --> 00:07:00,670 Yeah, overall, I just had a long day of, you know, important meetings 116 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:02,171 about business things. 117 00:07:02,255 --> 00:07:04,674 Okay, okay. Well, I'm sorry. I'll let you go. 118 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,509 (SPUTTERS) No, it's okay. 119 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:11,139 Seriously, I'm here for you, even after a long day, like... 120 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,932 the one I just described to you. 121 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:15,935 I just had a question. Feel free to say no. 122 00:07:19,230 --> 00:07:21,566 Whatever you need. Go ahead. 123 00:07:21,566 --> 00:07:23,818 Is there any chance you could come over? 124 00:07:32,368 --> 00:07:33,703 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 125 00:07:35,538 --> 00:07:36,539 - Hey. - Hi. 126 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:39,041 The building manager sent me about your sink. 127 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,418 Oh, great. Thank you. 128 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:42,003 Come on in. Come on in. 129 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:44,797 I'm Erica, by the way. 130 00:07:44,922 --> 00:07:45,923 October 3rd? 131 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,341 Yes. Why? 132 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:49,427 You have the same birthday as Alvin Toffler. 133 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:51,637 I don't-- Who is that? 134 00:07:51,721 --> 00:07:54,182 - Who's Alvin Toffler? - Yeah. 135 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:57,185 Only the world's foremost thinker in the field of futurism. 136 00:07:57,894 --> 00:07:59,061 You're an inventor? 137 00:07:59,228 --> 00:08:00,229 I am. 138 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:02,023 That is so cool. 139 00:08:02,857 --> 00:08:04,442 What have you invented? 140 00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:09,405 I'm working on something right now I'm very excited about. 141 00:08:09,530 --> 00:08:10,531 What is it? 142 00:08:15,286 --> 00:08:17,121 So imagine a microwave. 143 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:19,624 - Okay. - But for cold. 144 00:08:23,794 --> 00:08:25,379 - Oh! - I know. (LAUGHS) 145 00:08:26,297 --> 00:08:27,298 I know. 146 00:08:27,798 --> 00:08:31,511 I mean, we have countless devices to make things hot in seconds. 147 00:08:31,636 --> 00:08:34,305 - But not cold. - Until right now. 148 00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:36,974 - Shit, man. That's genius. - Thank you. 149 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,602 Yeah, I mean, ice cubes, gazpacho. 150 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:42,730 I mean, the applications are virtually limitless. 151 00:08:43,022 --> 00:08:44,023 Can I see it? 152 00:08:44,440 --> 00:08:45,483 No. 153 00:08:45,483 --> 00:08:46,943 It's not, you know, 154 00:08:46,943 --> 00:08:51,280 it's still in its conceptual phase. But that's the hard part. 155 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,616 You know, having a vision for these things. 156 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:57,453 Then you just get some science nerd to actually execute it, but that's easy. 157 00:08:58,329 --> 00:08:59,330 (CHUCKLES) 158 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,916 (RADIO PLAYING POP SONG) 159 00:09:02,667 --> 00:09:04,210 - Oh, thank you. - Mm-hmm. 160 00:09:08,172 --> 00:09:09,840 So, um, what about you? 161 00:09:10,299 --> 00:09:12,468 - Me? - Yeah. What's, uh, what's your thing? 162 00:09:12,635 --> 00:09:13,636 Oh, I'm... 163 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:15,680 I'm an actress. 164 00:09:16,097 --> 00:09:17,098 (LAUGHS) 165 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:18,891 Really? 166 00:09:19,350 --> 00:09:20,351 Um... 167 00:09:20,476 --> 00:09:21,602 Sort of. 168 00:09:21,686 --> 00:09:22,728 Sort of? 169 00:09:22,812 --> 00:09:24,522 I mean, I want to be an actress. 170 00:09:24,814 --> 00:09:27,608 Well, do you act in things? 171 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:28,985 Mmm... 172 00:09:29,944 --> 00:09:31,237 I mean... 173 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:34,448 The kind of acting I do isn't like... 174 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:36,951 real acting. 175 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:38,661 All acting is real acting. 176 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:44,292 It's kind of adult. 177 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,419 (GULPS) 178 00:09:47,628 --> 00:09:49,005 Like porn? 179 00:09:51,132 --> 00:09:52,133 Yes. 180 00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:55,219 (GASPS SOFTLY) 181 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,059 That's awesome. 182 00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:11,027 I'm a little starstruck right now. 183 00:10:11,944 --> 00:10:13,863 I don't know what to say. (LAUGHS) 184 00:10:14,238 --> 00:10:15,364 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 185 00:10:16,115 --> 00:10:18,367 - Oh, thank you so much. - No problem. 186 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:19,785 All right, Come on in. 187 00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:22,204 Oh! There's your problem. 188 00:10:23,664 --> 00:10:26,292 Your float-cup valve was not sealing. 189 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,629 It is so nice to have a man around the house. 190 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,173 I thought lesbians were supposed to be handy. 191 00:10:32,423 --> 00:10:34,008 - I'm bi. - Bye, then. 192 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,803 What does she have that I don't have? 193 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:39,472 Don't even touch that. 194 00:10:40,389 --> 00:10:42,350 Oh... So can you fix it? 195 00:10:45,144 --> 00:10:46,187 See this crack? 196 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:48,064 - Yes. - This is why it's overflowing. 197 00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:51,192 It's supposed to seal. And that's what triggers the fill to stop. 198 00:10:51,192 --> 00:10:53,027 So I need to get a new one? 199 00:10:54,028 --> 00:10:55,404 Unfortunately, yes. 200 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:58,658 Except, they don't make these anymore. 201 00:10:58,658 --> 00:11:00,868 The new toilets, they don't use this style. 202 00:11:00,868 --> 00:11:02,078 Oh, shit. 203 00:11:02,078 --> 00:11:03,663 Luckily, you know... 204 00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:08,376 I do have my sources, so I could do a little digging for you. 205 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:09,710 - Yeah? - Yeah. You know... 206 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:11,128 I'm pretty busy right now. 207 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:13,631 I got a lot of things going on, but I'll make some time. 208 00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,091 Really, you wouldn't mind? 209 00:11:15,091 --> 00:11:17,176 For you? No. 210 00:11:17,551 --> 00:11:19,845 Thank you. Thank you so much, Rand. 211 00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:21,597 Thank you so much. 212 00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:31,691 Hi. I'm looking for a float-cup valve, the old plunger type, 213 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,985 - a Bemis 46 D, or... - What is it? 214 00:11:35,069 --> 00:11:36,070 What do you call it? 215 00:11:36,070 --> 00:11:37,154 RAND: Float-cup valve. 216 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:38,239 No. 217 00:11:38,447 --> 00:11:41,784 I'm looking from the old plunger type, actually, like the Bemis 46 D. 218 00:11:41,992 --> 00:11:43,577 We haven't had those for years. 219 00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,830 Do you know anybody who might have that? 220 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:46,914 No. 221 00:11:57,007 --> 00:12:01,053 Yeah, I'm looking for the old plunger type of float-cup valve, 222 00:12:01,137 --> 00:12:02,638 like a Bemis 46 D. 223 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,850 An old float-cup valve for a toilet? 224 00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:08,018 Do you have any old float-cup valves? 225 00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:13,107 (WOMAN MOANING WITH PLEASURE ON TV) 226 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,402 Deputy. 227 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,571 You've been a bad little wench. 228 00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:35,880 (DIAL-UP INTERNET CONNECTION) 229 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,096 (CONNECTION TONE) 230 00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:33,145 RAND: Yeah. Do you guys carry those old float-cup valves? 231 00:13:33,270 --> 00:13:35,815 - MAN ON PHONE: Like with the flip hinge? - Uh-huh. 232 00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,233 Yeah, we got that. 233 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:38,692 - Really? - Yeah. 234 00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,444 We've got a couple left. 235 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,947 Do you want me to hold some behind the register for you? 236 00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:46,367 Oh. Actually, I'm in California. 237 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,035 California? 238 00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:50,120 - Yeah, I found you guys on the Web. - Wow. 239 00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:52,998 - You're the third one today. - Really? 240 00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:56,293 Yeah. You will not believe how much business we got from that. 241 00:13:56,460 --> 00:13:57,461 Really? 242 00:13:57,545 --> 00:13:58,546 Oh, yeah. 243 00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:01,298 It's my boss's idea. Kinda the technology geek. 244 00:14:01,549 --> 00:14:04,635 Yeah, me, too. I've been on the Web for over a year now. 245 00:14:04,635 --> 00:14:06,720 It's amazing what you can find on there. 246 00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:07,972 Oh. Uh-huh. 247 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,811 Anyway, if I give you my credit card number 248 00:14:13,811 --> 00:14:15,604 will you mail me the part? 249 00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:17,189 Cool. Shoot. 250 00:14:17,273 --> 00:14:20,317 Great. Um, so it's a Discover card. 251 00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:21,819 The number's, um... 252 00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:26,991 Hello? 253 00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:28,701 I'm going to call you back. 254 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:32,496 (TIRES SCREECH) 255 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:54,602 Excuse me. 256 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:55,853 (WHISPERS) I got it. 257 00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:00,941 What? A what site? 258 00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:02,276 A website. 259 00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:04,737 It's this thing on the computer. People will go to it. 260 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,239 They will order the tape directly from us. 261 00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:09,700 Okay. And how does somebody find this? 262 00:15:09,825 --> 00:15:11,952 They will find it on a search engine 263 00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:15,414 like Yahoo or AltaVista. 264 00:15:15,539 --> 00:15:16,540 Mm-hmm. 265 00:15:16,665 --> 00:15:17,791 And how? 266 00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,251 But how? 267 00:15:19,710 --> 00:15:21,921 But how did they know to search for the tape 268 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,964 if they don't even know it exists. 269 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,674 They don't have to know. 270 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:29,845 And that is the beauty of the Web. 271 00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:32,598 It's like this, man. 272 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:33,807 It's like this. 273 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:36,769 You're on your computer and you go on the search engine 274 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,812 and you just type what you want to see. 275 00:15:38,896 --> 00:15:42,149 Okay? Pam Anderson. Tits. 276 00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:43,943 Pam Anderson's tits. 277 00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:46,987 - And up we pop. - Mmm... 278 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:49,490 I don't get it. 279 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,367 You don't have to get it. 280 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,119 I get it and so do 30 million other people. 281 00:15:54,244 --> 00:15:55,287 30 million? 282 00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:58,040 That's how many are on the Web worldwide right now. 283 00:15:58,040 --> 00:16:00,334 And we could reach every single one of them. 284 00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:03,253 How are you gonna-- This is gonna cost a fortune. 285 00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,131 It is free. 286 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,221 The World Wide Web is free. 287 00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,934 - We still need money, though. - Yeah. 288 00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,769 - Manufacturers, shipment... - We do. 289 00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:22,314 We need an investor, but that's just any asshole with deep pockets. 290 00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:24,984 I know people like that. 291 00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,951 (SOFT MEDITATION MUSIC PLAYING) 292 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:41,625 Thus, we ask unto the universe... 293 00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,213 in our insignificance... 294 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:51,093 to bless us with the body and soul of a child. 295 00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,556 In Jati, 296 00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:57,808 the physical birth. 297 00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,567 In Jati, 298 00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:09,945 the physical birth, so that we may take part 299 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,488 in samsara. 300 00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,033 The great cycle of life. 301 00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,077 Okay. 302 00:17:17,286 --> 00:17:18,287 (TOMMY SIGHS) 303 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:26,962 Tom... 304 00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:30,424 Oh! 305 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,176 I don't-- 306 00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,219 I am doing something wrong. 307 00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:36,764 Babe, you're not doing anything wrong. 308 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,057 We just started. 309 00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,433 Mmm. 310 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,479 And ain't it fun trying? 311 00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:45,606 (BOTH CHUCKLE GLEEFULLY) 312 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:46,899 Hey, come on. 313 00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:49,693 - (PAM SQUEALS, GIGGLES) - Hey, come on you, dirty girl. 314 00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,653 Someone needed my dick. 315 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,658 No. Wait. Babe, I can't right now. 316 00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:57,910 I can't. 317 00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,579 It's my big monolog. 318 00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:04,083 That's right. 319 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:05,959 It's tomorrow. 320 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,755 Spare me that BS about you not hurting anybody but yourself. 321 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,090 Because, you know what? 322 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,759 I'm not buying it. And neither is your daughter. 323 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,928 You think she's too young to know what's going on? 324 00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,721 You think you're hiding it from her? 325 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,641 Well, let me tell you, she may not see the junk 326 00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,601 going up your nose, but she can feel it. 327 00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,938 She can feel it every time you hold her and you're someplace else. 328 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,190 Every time you're not there to tuck her in at night 329 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,400 'cause you're out partying at some dance club. 330 00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:33,153 And you know what, unlike the harm those drugs do to your body, 331 00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,656 the harm they do to that little girl will last the rest of her life. 332 00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,950 So don't tell me you're only hurting yourself. 333 00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:41,787 Because if you believe that, you're even higher than I thought. 334 00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:44,706 Now hand over the bag. 335 00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,210 Holy fuck! 336 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:52,506 You know... I don't know... Was that okay? 337 00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:54,758 Okay? 338 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,552 That was incredible. 339 00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:59,346 Really? 340 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,473 Oh, my God. 341 00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,392 I was scared. 342 00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:04,643 Oh, my God. 343 00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:07,688 You know, I've been rehearsing the shit out of it. 344 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:11,692 It's the first time I've been given more than two lines in a row this season. 345 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:14,069 I am so proud of you. 346 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,738 They're not even gonna know what hit 'em. 347 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,241 I should get to bed. 348 00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,076 - No, no. - It's not even 8:00. 349 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,786 - No. I know, I know. - Come on. 350 00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:25,289 - I want to be rested and fresh. - Baby! 351 00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:28,375 The camera's finally going to be on my face for a change. 352 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:31,837 Night. 353 00:19:38,802 --> 00:19:40,262 (ALARM BEEPING) 354 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:07,706 Sorry, baby. 355 00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:31,897 (SIGHS) 356 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,032 WOMAN ON RADIO: Keeping the party going 357 00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:44,117 with another 30 minutes of commercial-free music 358 00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,828 right here on L.A.'s home of the hits, 102.7. 359 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,080 So nervous. 360 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:51,792 Looks good. 361 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,461 Yeah, it's fine. 362 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,672 (POP MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 363 00:20:57,381 --> 00:20:59,383 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 364 00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,761 Oh, my God, this song is so good. Turn it up. 365 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,181 Thank you. 366 00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:18,193 (ALL LAUGHING) 367 00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,457 MAN: New script, Ms. Anderson. 368 00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,002 Thanks. 369 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,691 It shakes. Yeah, I like it. 370 00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,568 I think it really lends an element... 371 00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:01,194 - Hey, guys. - Hey. 372 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:03,613 - Pamela, did you get the new pages? - I did. 373 00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:06,241 That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about. 374 00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:08,118 - Oh, what's up? - My monologue... 375 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:09,661 It's cut. 376 00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,122 Yeah. 377 00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:13,790 Now it's just me, you know, 378 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:16,918 running out into the water and fishing out a bag of drugs. 379 00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:20,213 Yeah, we just felt it was more powerful that way. 380 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,590 Yeah, it's so kinetic. 381 00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:24,468 You know, you're running, charging into the water... 382 00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:27,304 Yes, but the whole point was, you know... 383 00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:30,557 that when I talk to you about this stuff, that's... 384 00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:33,894 that's the moment she finally realizes the consequences of her-- 385 00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,604 We just thought it was stronger. 386 00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:37,981 Wordless. 387 00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:45,489 Oh, yeah. 388 00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:47,741 Yeah, sure. 389 00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:49,743 You're such a pro. 390 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,455 Yeah. 391 00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:59,544 Yeah, I think if we move that... 392 00:23:03,006 --> 00:23:04,424 I'm so over it. 393 00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:05,550 You're almost done. 394 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:06,843 It's your last season. 395 00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,720 - Maybe. - Pammy, definitely. 396 00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:10,806 Listen, the second that Barb Wire comes out... 397 00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:13,308 Yeah, well, it has to be a hit. 398 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,769 Of course it's going to be a hit. 399 00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:19,523 When have you ever failed at anything your entire life? 400 00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:21,108 (SIGHS DEEPLY) 401 00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:24,486 (DRUMS BEATING) 402 00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:41,503 (GRUNTS LOUDLY) 403 00:23:49,803 --> 00:23:51,513 (PANTING) 404 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:54,850 (GRUNTING LOUDLY) 405 00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:57,269 WOMAN ON TV: ...hundred-percent organic... 406 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,396 It's not. My goodness, wait. 407 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,232 COMMENTATOR: Moving back and out goes... 408 00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:04,276 WOMAN: ...baby, college, retirement... 409 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,695 MAN: ...got all the hottest SUVs... 410 00:24:06,903 --> 00:24:09,573 Mötley Crüe ruled the rock 'n' roll airwaves 411 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:13,618 in the 1980s. With a string of platinum selling albums, 412 00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:17,330 the LA bad boys were the undisputed kings of rock. 413 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:21,001 But with a new decade, a new rock sound 414 00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:25,505 came roaring out of Seattle. Led by Nirvana's "Nevermind," 415 00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:30,260 grunge swept the spandex and hairspray off of the Sunset Strip, 416 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,554 and off of the sales charts. 417 00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:37,559 By 1994, Mötley Crüe had hit rock bottom... 418 00:24:58,914 --> 00:24:59,915 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 419 00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:05,045 Yes! 420 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,797 Oh, my baby! 421 00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:10,258 Oh, baby! 422 00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:15,055 - Are you hungry? - Yes. 423 00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,312 - (TOMMY ROARING) - (PAM GIGGLING) 424 00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:28,026 - Okay, you ready? - Yes. 425 00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:29,945 Close your eyes, close your eyes. 426 00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:32,614 One. Two. Three 427 00:25:35,033 --> 00:25:36,409 (SPEAKING GREEK) 428 00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:37,536 (PAM GASPS) 429 00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:40,997 - Baby! - Welcome! 430 00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,374 God! 431 00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:46,044 - (GASPS) Oh, my God! - I have prepared for you 432 00:25:46,294 --> 00:25:49,005 the traditional cuisine of my people. 433 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:52,300 - When did you do this? - This is dolmades. 434 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,135 Stuffed grape leaves... 435 00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:55,971 Hold on. 436 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,473 Oh, my God. 437 00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:01,393 Spanakopita. Ooh-ah! 438 00:26:01,851 --> 00:26:04,729 Which is like spinach pie. 439 00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:06,940 Melitzanosalata. 440 00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:09,526 An eggplant dip. 441 00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:12,862 And the crown jewel... 442 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,198 (BOTH SHRIEK) 443 00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:16,616 Careful, baby. 444 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,451 The moussaka. 445 00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:20,870 (SPUTTERING LAUGH) What is it? 446 00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:23,915 I ain't even going to say, but that shit's straight up praise. 447 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:25,458 Let me try, let me try it. 448 00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:29,921 - Oh, my God. - Right? 449 00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:31,590 Oh, my God. 450 00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:33,383 Oh! 451 00:26:33,508 --> 00:26:37,012 - (GREEK SONG PLAYS ON STEREO) - (SINGING ALONG IN GREEK) 452 00:26:42,225 --> 00:26:43,310 Melina Mercourie. 453 00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:46,396 My mom played her constantly. 454 00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:48,064 What's her name? 455 00:26:48,189 --> 00:26:49,274 Your mom. 456 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:52,861 Vassiliki, but everyone called her Voula. 457 00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:55,947 Voula. 458 00:26:57,657 --> 00:26:59,200 Is your dad Greek, too? 459 00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:01,536 Minnesotan. 460 00:27:02,245 --> 00:27:03,330 What? 461 00:27:03,663 --> 00:27:06,041 - He's from Minnesota? - Yep. 462 00:27:06,207 --> 00:27:08,710 They met when he was overseas in the military. 463 00:27:09,544 --> 00:27:11,379 You're full of surprises. (CHUCKLES) 464 00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:13,798 And what's your dad's name? 465 00:27:13,923 --> 00:27:14,966 David. 466 00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:16,593 David Oliver Bass. 467 00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:18,845 David Oliver Bass. 468 00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:23,224 - Not Lee? - Lee is my middle name. 469 00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:26,728 - Huh. Really? - Thomas Lee Bass. 470 00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:29,189 That's my birth name. 471 00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:32,317 I had no idea. 472 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,401 So... 473 00:27:36,529 --> 00:27:38,114 How is your day? 474 00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:41,951 What? 475 00:27:43,578 --> 00:27:44,663 (SIGHS AND LAUGHS) 476 00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:47,248 They cut my monologue. 477 00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:49,167 - What? - Yes. 478 00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:50,919 They said it was... 479 00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:52,962 They said it was stronger wordless. 480 00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:54,130 Wait. 481 00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:56,299 It's not a big deal. Happens all the time. 482 00:27:56,424 --> 00:27:57,509 This is so good. 483 00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,678 - That was your big scene. - I know. 484 00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:01,304 You practiced the shit out of it. 485 00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:03,473 - You were so fucking psyched for it. - I know. 486 00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:04,557 Fuck! 487 00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:05,767 Sorry. 488 00:28:06,976 --> 00:28:08,978 I... I don't know. 489 00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:11,231 You're doing it. 490 00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,110 No. Come on. 491 00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:18,238 Fuck that. 492 00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:20,532 You're doing it. 493 00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:25,620 (WHISPERS) You're about to be the biggest movie star in the world. 494 00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,833 You go in there tomorrow and you tell 'em 495 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:32,919 you're doing that scene or you fucking walk. 496 00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:39,259 God. I wish I could be more like you. 497 00:28:41,594 --> 00:28:43,680 Everything is so clear. 498 00:28:45,306 --> 00:28:46,307 It can be. 499 00:28:48,017 --> 00:28:50,228 You just have to decide to see shit that way. 500 00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:52,397 I love you. 501 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:56,526 I love you more. 502 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,361 Mm-mmm. Not possible. 503 00:29:07,912 --> 00:29:09,372 RAND: Who is this guy again? 504 00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:11,833 Butchie Peraino. 505 00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:15,670 He produced Deep Throat, bankrolled it entirely. 506 00:29:16,045 --> 00:29:17,630 - Deep Throat? - Yeah. 507 00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:18,715 Wow. 508 00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:24,137 Please be cool. 509 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,891 Let us carpe that diem. 510 00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:43,323 Uh, maybe don't talk during this one. 511 00:29:44,699 --> 00:29:48,787 - What if I have something to say? - Say it yourself. In your mind. 512 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:55,919 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 513 00:30:15,104 --> 00:30:16,397 Hello there, Butchie. 514 00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:18,316 Call me Mr. Peraino. 515 00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,403 I'm really sorry. 516 00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:24,739 Barone's. 517 00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:27,617 This is the last place I saw my kid. 518 00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:29,202 So what can I do for you guys? 519 00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:30,620 Thank you. 520 00:30:31,412 --> 00:30:32,455 Thank you. 521 00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:35,458 (CLEARS THROAT) Well, we have recently 522 00:30:35,792 --> 00:30:39,712 come into possession of a piece of material. 523 00:30:39,796 --> 00:30:41,798 Spit it out. I'm a busy guy, you know? 524 00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:44,801 Sure, sure. This is something we feel has 525 00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:48,555 huge commercial potential, something that just happens 526 00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:50,306 to fall within your wheelhouse. 527 00:30:50,598 --> 00:30:55,103 It is a highly salacious, highly explicit home video. 528 00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:56,312 In which... 529 00:31:00,066 --> 00:31:03,027 two very famous people fuck each other's lights out. 530 00:31:03,152 --> 00:31:06,030 Yeah, okay, uh, not interested. 531 00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:08,992 What? 532 00:31:09,158 --> 00:31:11,536 Don't you want to know who the famous people are? 533 00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:15,164 I mean, if you're so excited about it, just fucking tell me, who are they? 534 00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:18,418 It's Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson. 535 00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,378 - The Baywatch? - Yeah, the Baywatch. 536 00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:22,255 - Yeah, man. - Fucking, sucking. 537 00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:23,882 You see everything. 538 00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,217 - There's a boat. - Still not interested. 539 00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:31,264 No, I understand. Thing's around for years. The Stallone stag flick. 540 00:31:32,265 --> 00:31:34,934 Brando sucking off a guy, Rob Lowe. 541 00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:38,855 I even heard about a Peggy Lee one. You don't make shit off of these things. 542 00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:42,108 Put it in the theater, cops are there same day. 543 00:31:42,108 --> 00:31:43,651 Put it in an adult bookstore, 544 00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:48,072 you get raided. More cops, lawyers. You get sued into the ground. 545 00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:49,908 You don't make a dime. Guys, 546 00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:53,620 nobody is ever getting rich off a celebrity sex tape. 547 00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:55,246 Okay? That's it. 548 00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:57,832 MILTIE: Okay. 549 00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:01,920 Well, I believe that is a pass. 550 00:32:04,130 --> 00:32:05,340 RAND: Wait. 551 00:32:05,506 --> 00:32:08,509 What if we sold it somewhere that nobody could ever find us. 552 00:32:11,137 --> 00:32:12,722 Have you heard of the World Wide Web? 553 00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:13,973 The computer thing? 554 00:32:14,515 --> 00:32:15,850 Yeah, exactly. 555 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,352 It's a perfect black market. 556 00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:20,438 You can sell anything on there. Nunchucks, anthrax. 557 00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:21,648 A sex tape. 558 00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:23,149 No one can find you. 559 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,152 How is that possible? 560 00:32:29,405 --> 00:32:32,325 So you know when you see an ad for something on TV 561 00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:34,702 and you send a check to who knows where and then 562 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:35,995 you get the thing in the mail. 563 00:32:36,079 --> 00:32:38,998 That's what the internet is like, except it has total anonymity. 564 00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:42,961 It's untraceable. There is no place for cops and lawyers to go to. 565 00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:47,006 My name wouldn't be attached in any way? 566 00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:50,718 Your name, my name, nobody's name. 567 00:32:55,682 --> 00:32:56,683 (SLAPS TABLE) 568 00:32:58,017 --> 00:32:59,018 (SIGHS DEEPLY) 569 00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:02,397 How much you guys looking for? 570 00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:06,693 50 grand. 571 00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:09,237 Okay. 572 00:33:10,863 --> 00:33:12,907 - Yeah? - With certain terms. 573 00:33:13,157 --> 00:33:14,158 Those being... 574 00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:16,577 On a 50k loan, it's a 10% vig, 575 00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:19,247 due in 30 days compounded weekly thereafter. 576 00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:22,208 But more importantly than that, 577 00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,252 on your little tape here, 578 00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:29,424 I get 15% the gross 579 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:33,636 off the top, and I will not negotiate. 580 00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:46,274 Could you just give us a moment, please? 581 00:33:55,616 --> 00:33:57,368 You said he's a movie producer. 582 00:33:57,535 --> 00:33:59,787 You didn't say he's a fucking Mafia loan shark. 583 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:02,874 What do you think a producer is? They loan money. 584 00:34:03,249 --> 00:34:04,542 If something goes wrong, 585 00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:06,794 I don't want to end up in the LA river, man. 586 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,380 Nobody's getting dumped in the LA river. 587 00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:11,841 Besides, if anybody does, it's gonna be me. 588 00:34:11,841 --> 00:34:14,635 - Why is it going to be you? - Because I'm the money guy. 589 00:34:14,802 --> 00:34:16,345 - You are? - I'm finance. 590 00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:18,681 You are operations, shipping, inventory. 591 00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:20,016 When did we decide that? 592 00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:22,226 You think you should be in charge of the money? 593 00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:25,063 I'm the one who knows the cashflow and the balance sheets. 594 00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:28,066 Would you like to be the point person with Butchie Peraino? 595 00:34:28,524 --> 00:34:29,609 I didn't think so. 596 00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:31,861 You just worry about getting the tapes out. 597 00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:33,780 All right? Leave the rest up to me. 598 00:34:37,283 --> 00:34:38,367 Hey! 599 00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:43,581 You got yourself a deal. 600 00:34:57,637 --> 00:34:59,347 Have Stu punch in a drop. 601 00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:01,516 Stu, can you punch in a drop? 602 00:35:02,725 --> 00:35:03,726 That's great! 603 00:35:03,851 --> 00:35:04,977 That's great. 604 00:35:05,728 --> 00:35:07,605 Drop more wedgie, please, Katie. 605 00:35:08,397 --> 00:35:10,066 No, too much. They'll flag it. 606 00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:11,484 A little less ass cheek. 607 00:35:13,319 --> 00:35:14,403 It's perfect! 608 00:35:14,737 --> 00:35:16,906 Action. 609 00:35:22,161 --> 00:35:23,162 Cut. 610 00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:24,413 MAN: Cut! Cut! 611 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:28,876 Let's get one more for safety. 612 00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:30,920 Get one more. Back to one, everybody. 613 00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:32,880 MAN: All right, we cut. 614 00:35:33,923 --> 00:35:34,924 MAN 2: Back to one! 615 00:35:37,385 --> 00:35:39,428 - Background. - Another one. 616 00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:47,812 Hey, guys. 617 00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:49,605 Hey, Pammy. What's up? 618 00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:53,234 Um, well, I know after this shot, we're doing a company move. 619 00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:56,904 But you know what, before we move, I just really want to, quick, 620 00:35:56,988 --> 00:36:00,199 get that monologue from yesterday. You know the one... 621 00:36:00,366 --> 00:36:03,286 I think we'll really like having it as an option in post. 622 00:36:03,452 --> 00:36:06,122 Well, even if I wanted, the actress isn't here today. 623 00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:08,416 No, it's no problem, you know, just shoot my side, 624 00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:11,460 and you can cheat hers with the close up from the arrest scene. 625 00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:14,881 Yeah. If you shoot me from left the sight line will match up perfectly. 626 00:36:14,881 --> 00:36:18,467 Cameras are all set up, I'm in the same wardrobe, always am. 627 00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:20,428 And, you know, I got the whole thing memorized, 628 00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:22,346 I can nail it in two takes. 629 00:36:23,931 --> 00:36:27,351 I'll be in my trailer, you can just call me when you're ready. 630 00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:39,989 WOMAN OVER PA: Attention all passengers, Flight 1152 to Montreal... 631 00:36:40,156 --> 00:36:42,241 ("WHAT'S IT GONNA BE" PLAYING) 632 00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:04,615 Hey, heard you have a lot of VCRs. 633 00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:06,033 I have a wall full of them at the dry cleaners. 634 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:07,118 Great. 635 00:38:37,273 --> 00:38:38,733 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 636 00:38:42,778 --> 00:38:44,989 Hello, Danielle. Is Erica home? 637 00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:46,240 DANIELLE: Uh... 638 00:38:46,615 --> 00:38:47,616 ERICA: Who is it? 639 00:38:47,783 --> 00:38:48,784 DANIELLE: It's Rand. 640 00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:50,411 Kind of. 641 00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:51,746 ERICA: Rand? 642 00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:55,124 - Rand, what are you doing? - Erica. 643 00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:57,043 I have a question for you. 644 00:38:57,293 --> 00:38:58,336 What? 645 00:38:58,794 --> 00:38:59,879 Will you... 646 00:39:00,546 --> 00:39:02,048 Jesus, Rand. 647 00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:03,966 ...do me the honor, please... 648 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:07,386 - What the fuck are you doing? - ...of making me the happiest... 649 00:39:10,097 --> 00:39:11,098 plumber! 650 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,934 - In the 818 area code. - Oh, my gosh. 651 00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:15,978 I gotcha! 652 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:18,439 - Of course, I found it. - He found the toilet thing. 653 00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:20,608 - I scared the shit out of you. - Thanks, Rand. 654 00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:22,943 - That was funny. - That was a good one. I'm not crazy. 655 00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:25,571 I don't need to ask you to marry me, we're already married. 656 00:39:25,571 --> 00:39:28,407 Just 'cause you need to get 5 grand to get a divorce. 657 00:39:28,657 --> 00:39:30,826 It's 8 grand. So... Ha, ha. 658 00:39:31,577 --> 00:39:35,289 So just because we're not together doesn't mean we can't go out to dinner. 659 00:39:35,664 --> 00:39:36,999 Well, dinner? 660 00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:40,586 I want to take you out to dinner as a thank you. 661 00:39:41,837 --> 00:39:43,089 As a thank you for what? 662 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:46,675 For your toilet overflowing. It actually sent me on the righteous path 663 00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:48,636 that I'm currently walking. 664 00:39:49,011 --> 00:39:50,471 And what path is that? 665 00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:53,182 Well, I could tell you, and I would love to, 666 00:39:53,349 --> 00:39:55,684 um, but right after I do, I would have to kill her 667 00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:57,728 because I don't trust her with this information. 668 00:39:57,812 --> 00:39:58,813 Highly sensitive. 669 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:02,733 No one will miss her, though. I'm cool with it. Honestly. 670 00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:04,151 What do you say? 671 00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:06,487 Sure. 672 00:40:10,533 --> 00:40:12,660 (ROCK 'N' ROLL SONG PLAYING) 673 00:40:41,856 --> 00:40:42,982 Thank you so much. 674 00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:46,819 (SOFT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 675 00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:49,280 Is this really your treat? 676 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,615 The world is your oyster, madame. 677 00:40:54,034 --> 00:40:55,035 Huh. 678 00:40:56,662 --> 00:40:58,497 So you gonna tell me what this is about? 679 00:40:58,581 --> 00:41:00,124 My glorious path. 680 00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:02,668 - No. - No? 681 00:41:02,668 --> 00:41:05,421 I'm dying to, but it just wouldn't be wise to. 682 00:41:05,754 --> 00:41:06,964 What I'll say is 683 00:41:07,214 --> 00:41:09,216 I'm finally fulfilling my promise. 684 00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:14,638 This isn't the "microwave, but for cold." 685 00:41:14,847 --> 00:41:15,931 (CHUCKLES SHEEPISHLY) 686 00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:17,266 Forgot about that. 687 00:41:17,266 --> 00:41:19,185 That one's going to be the big one. 688 00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:22,229 - Well, this is the big one. - Hmm. 689 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:24,565 My time has come, Erica. All the... 690 00:41:25,649 --> 00:41:28,569 you know, the false starts, dead ends... 691 00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:29,987 It's been leading up to this. 692 00:41:30,112 --> 00:41:31,822 Are you gonna just keep talking about this 693 00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:33,449 until I ask you what it is again? 694 00:41:33,449 --> 00:41:34,867 Is that the game here? 695 00:41:35,951 --> 00:41:37,077 Huh. All right. 696 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:39,121 Won't bring it up again. Gonna drop it. 697 00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:42,500 But... 698 00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:45,711 in the celebrity chicken section, 699 00:41:46,086 --> 00:41:48,756 there will be a Chicken Rand Gauthier. Just know that. 700 00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:50,508 And maybe a shrimp dish. 701 00:41:52,593 --> 00:41:53,886 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 702 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:57,723 - You know what, though? - Hmm. 703 00:41:57,848 --> 00:42:00,267 I'm feeling very secure in my masculinity. 704 00:42:00,726 --> 00:42:02,228 I think more than I ever have. 705 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,146 It's a like I'm coming into my own. 706 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,274 But honestly, don't ask. I can't-- 707 00:42:07,399 --> 00:42:09,610 No, don't-- (FLAPS LIPS) I'm not going to ask you. 708 00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:12,029 - I'm not going to ask-- - Good. I won't tell you. 709 00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:13,989 - I know you won't. - It's a moot point. 710 00:42:14,156 --> 00:42:15,491 - Moot point. - Just know. 711 00:42:15,616 --> 00:42:16,825 - I do. - Okay. 712 00:42:16,909 --> 00:42:20,955 But I do want to say that whatever it is 713 00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,124 that's got you feeling this way, 714 00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:28,671 I am so happy to see it. 715 00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:34,385 Get used to it. 716 00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:45,938 That was nice. 717 00:43:04,248 --> 00:43:06,750 (MOANING IN PLEASURE ON TAPE) 718 00:43:08,168 --> 00:43:10,170 (SHRIEKING) 719 00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:12,047 MAN: Cut. 720 00:43:12,381 --> 00:43:13,716 Fucking great. 721 00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:15,009 Moving on. 722 00:43:27,313 --> 00:43:28,314 Did I do okay? 723 00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:30,274 - Okay? - Yeah. 724 00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:32,443 That was incredible. 725 00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:34,069 - Really? - Yeah. 726 00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:35,904 Okay. So it turns out 727 00:43:36,113 --> 00:43:39,450 that our brave sheriff has a bartending gig at Barone's 728 00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:42,161 he can't get out of, so we'll have another character, 729 00:43:42,161 --> 00:43:44,538 the sheriff's deputy, come in for the anal. 730 00:43:44,663 --> 00:43:46,415 - Who's doing it? - Leon. 731 00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:55,633 Huh! Mmm. 732 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:58,427 No way that thing's going in my ass. 733 00:43:58,552 --> 00:44:01,305 Okay, he's the best I could do on short notice. 734 00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:04,058 I don't have a lot of small penises in my rolodex. 735 00:44:09,229 --> 00:44:10,397 Baby. 736 00:44:12,274 --> 00:44:13,484 What? 737 00:44:16,695 --> 00:44:19,281 (MOANING SOFTLY) 738 00:44:25,245 --> 00:44:26,246 Stop smiling. 739 00:44:26,455 --> 00:44:28,040 It's a fucking dungeon. 740 00:44:49,061 --> 00:44:50,062 (EXHALES) 741 00:45:16,213 --> 00:45:17,256 GAIL: Pamela. 742 00:45:17,256 --> 00:45:18,590 - Hi. - Gail. 743 00:45:18,757 --> 00:45:20,843 - Oh, hey. How's it going? - So nice to meet you. 744 00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:22,928 - Come with me. - You, too. Thank you so much. 745 00:45:23,053 --> 00:45:24,096 God, I'm so excited. 746 00:45:24,096 --> 00:45:25,889 Not half as excited as the studio. 747 00:45:25,973 --> 00:45:28,183 It's the number one priority for spring. 748 00:45:29,017 --> 00:45:30,394 Oh. That's great. 749 00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:32,146 Normally they have me on three, four at a time, 750 00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:35,482 but for the next few months, I am 24/7 Barb Wire. 751 00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:37,359 That's amazing. 752 00:45:37,818 --> 00:45:39,069 So what's the plan? 753 00:45:39,194 --> 00:45:40,195 The plan? 754 00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:42,322 The plan is... 755 00:45:43,657 --> 00:45:44,908 all out media blitz. 756 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,537 TV, print, radio, cover stories, morning shows, 757 00:45:48,537 --> 00:45:50,914 the whole schmear. Do you want some water? 758 00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:52,583 - Something to drink? - This is amazing. 759 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:53,792 Yes, thank you. 760 00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:55,002 Have a seat. 761 00:45:55,002 --> 00:45:56,086 God... 762 00:45:57,296 --> 00:45:58,881 Ooh. I'm nervous. 763 00:45:59,047 --> 00:46:00,132 Oh, please, don't be. 764 00:46:02,634 --> 00:46:04,428 - Here you go. - Thank you so much. 765 00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:08,056 So, every time I have a kickoff meeting 766 00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:10,267 with someone, I like to start by talking story. 767 00:46:10,392 --> 00:46:11,435 Story? 768 00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:14,605 As in, what is the story you want to tell? 769 00:46:16,648 --> 00:46:17,649 I... 770 00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:23,280 Every good PR campaign has a core central narrative. 771 00:46:23,405 --> 00:46:24,448 Right. 772 00:46:24,448 --> 00:46:27,659 Redemption, resurrection, reinvention, 773 00:46:27,743 --> 00:46:31,079 self-reflection, survival, love. 774 00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:33,290 (LAUGHS) That's a lot of stories. 775 00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:36,543 When you look at other people's careers, who do you look to? 776 00:46:37,586 --> 00:46:39,296 Oh, you mean who do I admire? 777 00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:41,298 Who are your role models? 778 00:46:41,423 --> 00:46:43,258 Who do you aspire to take after? 779 00:46:43,383 --> 00:46:45,469 Oh. Yeah, that's a good question. 780 00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:50,682 Um, I guess I would have to say... (EXHALES) Jane Fonda. 781 00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:54,353 Tell me. 782 00:46:54,603 --> 00:46:55,854 Well, 783 00:46:56,563 --> 00:46:57,689 you know, 784 00:46:58,941 --> 00:47:02,444 well, when she first started out, she was just this girl next door. 785 00:47:02,611 --> 00:47:06,657 And, you know, then she did Barbarella, and she became this 786 00:47:07,282 --> 00:47:08,617 huge sex symbol. 787 00:47:08,742 --> 00:47:09,785 You know? 788 00:47:09,952 --> 00:47:11,328 And then she turned around 789 00:47:11,328 --> 00:47:15,666 and she started doing all these serious Oscar roles, you know. 790 00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:18,460 And then, also the activism. She was going to protests, 791 00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:22,464 she was getting arrested. And then in the '80s, she just turns around, 792 00:47:22,548 --> 00:47:25,843 she just builds this whole fitness empire. (CHUCKLES) 793 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:28,303 I mean, yes, she was all these different things. 794 00:47:28,387 --> 00:47:30,848 She was all these totally opposite things all at once. 795 00:47:30,973 --> 00:47:32,015 She was... 796 00:47:32,182 --> 00:47:35,227 She was protesting Vietnam, and selling workout tapes. 797 00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:38,814 She was being a feminist and a sex object. 798 00:47:39,022 --> 00:47:42,317 People gave her so much shit for it. "How could you do that? 799 00:47:42,401 --> 00:47:44,319 "You're such a hypocrite." But she didn't care. 800 00:47:44,403 --> 00:47:46,321 She didn't give shit what people thought of her. 801 00:47:46,405 --> 00:47:49,491 That... That's probably the most amazing thing about her. 802 00:47:49,575 --> 00:47:51,910 You know, she didn't worry what people thought. 803 00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,912 She never tried to please anybody. 804 00:47:53,996 --> 00:47:57,165 She was just like, "You know what, I am this badass sex bomb, 805 00:47:57,249 --> 00:47:59,877 "anti-war, workout-video-selling actress chick, 806 00:47:59,877 --> 00:48:02,170 "and if you got a problem with it, fuck you." 807 00:48:03,505 --> 00:48:05,799 (SIGHS) What's cooler than that? 808 00:48:07,759 --> 00:48:10,095 That is a great narrative. 809 00:48:15,934 --> 00:48:16,935 Freedom. 810 00:48:17,311 --> 00:48:18,312 Hmm. 811 00:48:20,063 --> 00:48:21,356 Is that how you feel, 812 00:48:23,233 --> 00:48:24,902 like you have to please people? 813 00:48:30,365 --> 00:48:31,742 It's all I do. 814 00:48:32,117 --> 00:48:34,369 ("MAKE YOUR OWN KIND OF MUSIC" PLAYING) 815 00:49:38,725 --> 00:49:40,060 (SCREAMS) 816 00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:50,195 Holy shit. 817 00:49:50,362 --> 00:49:51,363 Fuck. 818 00:49:56,034 --> 00:49:57,536 Life is fucking good.