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Goddamn!
Hey, gorgeous.
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This is so...
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private.
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It's like we're seeing something
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we're not supposed to be seeing.
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I know.
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Oh, my God!
Look at my fucking husband.
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Look at my beautiful husband.
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Which is kind of what makes it
so fucking hot.
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I love you so much.
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I know.
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I mean, if this thing ever got out.
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Tommy?
Yes.
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When you gonna get me preggo?
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I'm trying.
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Oh, my God. I'm one lucky camper.
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I want in.
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I know everybody in this business.
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All the major distributors.
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I can really help you go big
with this thing.
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You do want to go big
with this thing, right?
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Yes, I do.
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Bless this videotape that you've chosen
to put into my hand,
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may it be an instrument of justice.
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Delivering richly deserved comeuppance
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to those who have acted like assholes.
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Refusing to pay for services rendered,
keeping tools that do not...
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belong to them.
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And just, in general,
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treating decent people
with a total lack of respect.
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May you knock these fuckers down a peg.
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Teaching them a much-deserved lesson
in humility.
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And may you,
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in the process,
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deliver great financial reward
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to those they have wronged.
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Like a shit load of money.
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Namaste.
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Let's do this.
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I love you, lover.
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Goddamn it, you're ripped.
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I mean, you get the gist.
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Fuck.
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Every dude on the planet
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is gonna wanna to jack off to this.
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Trust me.
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I can't stop.
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What's the matter?
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Well, no offense,
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but I have to ask a question.
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Yeah, of course.
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Why you?
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Why us?
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Why am I not hearing from them directly?
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Why are you not hearing from
them directly?
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Well, that is because, uh,
they're not specifically involved
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in this venture per se.
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Per se.
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So...
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It's stolen?
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- Stolen?
- No.
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No?
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So you have releases?
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No.
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We don't have releases.
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So it's stolen?
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No.
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That's just not the word I would use.
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No? What would you say?
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It was, uh... There was a seize--
It was seized.
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There was seizure. I, uh,
enacted a seizure...
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from its original proprietors,
in exchange for...
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um, compentory damages.
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Okay.
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- Let me ask you something, Ron.
- Rand.
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When you walked in the building
this morning,
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did you happen to notice
what it says at the tippy top?
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Vivid Pictures.
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It says Vivid Entertainment.
That's the name of the company.
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It's right on the sign.
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I put that tape out there.
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Tommy Lee, in a clown car
of Century City lawyers,
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can find me without so much
as cracking open the Yellow Pages.
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Do you seriously think that I would
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invite that kind of shitstorm
into my life?
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So that's a pass?
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You got signed releases?
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No.
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You guys got releases?
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Get the fuck outta here!
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I don't care how big his dick is.
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I can't show it to anybody
without releases. Fuck off!
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But if you do happen
to get the releases,
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please, do come back here
to Naughty Time Films.
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No.
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Ow!
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Fuck it. Damn it!
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Oh, fuck.
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Hey, Rand. It's Erica.
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Long time no see.
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Listen, I'm wondering if you could
come for the...
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Hey. Hey. How's it going?
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Hi! You're there?
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Yeah. No, sorry, I just
walked through the front door.
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Is this a bad time?
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No, um, not at all. It's...
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I just got home from a party
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in the Hollywood Hills.
That was awesome and...
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Yeah, overall, I just had a long day of,
you know, important meetings
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about business things.
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Okay, okay. Well, I'm sorry.
I'll let you go.
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No, it's okay.
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Seriously, I'm here for you,
even after a long day, like...
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the one I just described to you.
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I just had a question.
Feel free to say no.
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Whatever you need. Go ahead.
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Is there any chance you could come over?
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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The building manager sent me
about your sink.
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Oh, great. Thank you.
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Come on in. Come on in.
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I'm Erica, by the way.
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October 3rd?
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Yes. Why?
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You have the same birthday
as Alvin Toffler.
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I don't-- Who is that?
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- Who's Alvin Toffler?
- Yeah.
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Only the world's foremost thinker
in the field of futurism.
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You're an inventor?
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I am.
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That is so cool.
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What have you invented?
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I'm working on something right now
I'm very excited about.
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What is it?
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So imagine a microwave.
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- Okay.
- But for cold.
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- Oh!
- I know.
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I know.
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I mean, we have countless devices
to make things hot in seconds.
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- But not cold.
- Until right now.
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- Shit, man. That's genius.
- Thank you.
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Yeah, I mean, ice cubes, gazpacho.
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I mean, the applications
are virtually limitless.
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Can I see it?
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No.
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It's not, you know,
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it's still in its conceptual phase.
But that's the hard part.
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You know, having a vision
for these things.
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Then you just get some science nerd
to actually execute it, but that's easy.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
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So, um, what about you?
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- Me?
- Yeah. What's, uh, what's your thing?
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Oh, I'm...
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I'm an actress.
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Really?
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Um...
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Sort of.
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Sort of?
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I mean, I want to be an actress.
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Well, do you act in things?
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Mmm...
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I mean...
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The kind of acting I do isn't like...
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real acting.
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All acting is real acting.
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It's kind of adult.
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Like porn?
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Yes.
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That's awesome.
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I'm a little starstruck right now.
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I don't know what to say.
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- Oh, thank you so much.
- No problem.
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All right, Come on in.
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Oh! There's your problem.
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Your float-cup valve was not sealing.
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It is so nice to have a man
around the house.
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I thought lesbians were supposed
to be handy.
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- I'm bi.
- Bye, then.
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What does she have that I don't have?
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Don't even touch that.
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Oh... So can you fix it?
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See this crack?
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- Yes.
- This is why it's overflowing.
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It's supposed to seal. And that's
what triggers the fill to stop.
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So I need to get a new one?
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Unfortunately, yes.
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Except, they don't make these anymore.
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The new toilets,
they don't use this style.
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Oh, shit.
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Luckily, you know...
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I do have my sources, so I could do
a little digging for you.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah. You know...
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I'm pretty busy right now.
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I got a lot of things going on,
but I'll make some time.
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Really, you wouldn't mind?
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For you? No.
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Thank you. Thank you so much, Rand.
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Thank you so much.
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Hi. I'm looking for a float-cup valve,
the old plunger type,
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- a Bemis 46 D, or...
- What is it?
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What do you call it?
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Float-cup valve.
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No.
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I'm looking from the old plunger type,
actually, like the Bemis 46 D.
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We haven't had those for years.
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Do you know anybody who might have that?
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No.
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Yeah, I'm looking for the old
plunger type of float-cup valve,
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like a Bemis 46 D.
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An old float-cup valve for a toilet?
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Do you have any old float-cup valves?
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Deputy.
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You've been a bad little wench.
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Yeah. Do you guys carry those
old float-cup valves?
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Like with the flip hinge?
- Uh-huh.
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Yeah, we got that.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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We've got a couple left.
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Do you want me to hold some
behind the register for you?
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Oh. Actually, I'm in California.
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California?
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Yeah, I found you guys on the Web. - Wow.
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- You're the third one today.
- Really?
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Yeah. You will not believe how much
business we got from that.
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Really?
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Oh, yeah.
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It's my boss's idea.
Kinda the technology geek.
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Yeah, me, too. I've been on the Web
for over a year now.
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It's amazing what you can find on there.
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Oh. Uh-huh.
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Anyway, if I give you
my credit card number
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will you mail me the part?
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Cool. Shoot.
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Great. Um, so it's a Discover card.
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The number's, um...
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Hello?
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I'm going to call you back.
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Excuse me.
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I got it.
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What? A what site?
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A website.
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It's this thing on the computer.
People will go to it.
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They will order the tape
directly from us.
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Okay. And how does somebody find this?
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They will find it on a search engine
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like Yahoo or AltaVista.
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Mm-hmm.
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And how?
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But how?
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But how did they know
to search for the tape
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if they don't even know it exists.
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They don't have to know.
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And that is the beauty of the Web.
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It's like this, man.
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It's like this.
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You're on your computer
and you go on the search engine
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and you just type what you want to see.
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Okay? Pam Anderson. Tits.
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Pam Anderson's tits.
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- And up we pop.
- Mmm...
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I don't get it.
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You don't have to get it.
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I get it and so do
30 million other people.
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30 million?
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That's how many are on
the Web worldwide right now.
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And we could reach
every single one of them.
267
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:03,253
How are you gonna--
This is gonna cost a fortune.
268
00:16:05,005 --> 00:16:06,131
It is free.
269
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,221
The World Wide Web is free.
270
00:16:15,099 --> 00:16:16,934
- We still need money, though.
- Yeah.
271
00:16:17,059 --> 00:16:18,769
- Manufacturers, shipment...
- We do.
272
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:22,314
We need an investor, but that's just
any asshole with deep pockets.
273
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:24,984
I know people like that.
274
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:41,625
Thus, we ask unto the universe...
275
00:16:44,461 --> 00:16:46,213
in our insignificance...
276
00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:51,093
to bless us with the body and soul
of a child.
277
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,556
In Jati,
278
00:16:56,306 --> 00:16:57,808
the physical birth.
279
00:17:05,357 --> 00:17:06,567
In Jati,
280
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:09,945
the physical birth,
so that we may take part
281
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:11,488
in samsara.
282
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,033
The great cycle of life.
283
00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:17,077
Okay.
284
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:26,962
Tom...
285
00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:30,424
Oh!
286
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,176
I don't--
287
00:17:32,426 --> 00:17:34,219
I am doing something wrong.
288
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:36,764
Babe, you're not doing anything wrong.
289
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,057
We just started.
290
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,433
Mmm.
291
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,479
And ain't it fun trying?
292
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:46,899
Hey, come on.
293
00:17:47,357 --> 00:17:49,693
Hey, come on you, dirty girl.
294
00:17:49,777 --> 00:17:51,653
Someone needed my dick.
295
00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:56,658
No. Wait. Babe, I can't right now.
296
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:57,910
I can't.
297
00:17:59,244 --> 00:18:00,579
It's my big monolog.
298
00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:04,083
That's right.
299
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:05,959
It's tomorrow.
300
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,755
Spare me that BS about you
not hurting anybody but yourself.
301
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:11,090
Because, you know what?
302
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,759
I'm not buying it.
And neither is your daughter.
303
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,928
You think she's too young
to know what's going on?
304
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:17,721
You think you're hiding it from her?
305
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,641
Well, let me tell you,
she may not see the junk
306
00:18:20,641 --> 00:18:22,601
going up your nose, but she can feel it.
307
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:25,938
She can feel it every time you hold her
and you're someplace else.
308
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,190
Every time you're not there
to tuck her in at night
309
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,400
'cause you're out partying
at some dance club.
310
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:33,153
And you know what, unlike the harm
those drugs do to your body,
311
00:18:33,237 --> 00:18:35,656
the harm they do to that little girl
will last the rest of her life.
312
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:37,950
So don't tell me
you're only hurting yourself.
313
00:18:38,659 --> 00:18:41,787
Because if you believe that,
you're even higher than I thought.
314
00:18:43,038 --> 00:18:44,706
Now hand over the bag.
315
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,210
Holy fuck!
316
00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:52,506
You know... I don't know...
Was that okay?
317
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:54,758
Okay?
318
00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:56,552
That was incredible.
319
00:18:57,886 --> 00:18:59,346
Really?
320
00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,473
Oh, my God.
321
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,392
I was scared.
322
00:19:03,392 --> 00:19:04,643
Oh, my God.
323
00:19:05,185 --> 00:19:07,688
You know, I've been rehearsing
the shit out of it.
324
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:11,692
It's the first time I've been given more
than two lines in a row this season.
325
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:14,069
I am so proud of you.
326
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,738
They're not even gonna know
what hit 'em.
327
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:19,241
I should get to bed.
328
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,076
- No, no.
- It's not even 8:00.
329
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:22,786
- No. I know, I know.
- Come on.
330
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:25,289
- I want to be rested and fresh.
- Baby!
331
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:28,375
The camera's finally going to be
on my face for a change.
332
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:31,837
Night.
333
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:07,706
Sorry, baby.
334
00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,032
Keeping the party going
335
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:44,117
with another 30 minutes
of commercial-free music
336
00:20:44,201 --> 00:20:46,828
right here on L.A.'s home of the hits,
102.7.
337
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,080
So nervous.
338
00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:51,792
Looks good.
339
00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,461
Yeah, it's fine.
340
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,761
Oh, my God, this song is so good.
Turn it up.
341
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,181
Thank you.
342
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:32,457
New script, Ms. Anderson.
343
00:21:33,959 --> 00:21:35,002
Thanks.
344
00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:57,691
It shakes. Yeah, I like it.
345
00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,568
I think it really lends an element...
346
00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:01,194
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
347
00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:03,613
- Pamela, did you get the new pages?
- I did.
348
00:22:03,697 --> 00:22:06,241
That's actually what I wanted to talk
to you about.
349
00:22:06,366 --> 00:22:08,118
- Oh, what's up?
- My monologue...
350
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:09,661
It's cut.
351
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,122
Yeah.
352
00:22:12,539 --> 00:22:13,790
Now it's just me, you know,
353
00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:16,918
running out into the water
and fishing out a bag of drugs.
354
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:20,213
Yeah, we just felt it was
more powerful that way.
355
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,590
Yeah, it's so kinetic.
356
00:22:21,798 --> 00:22:24,468
You know, you're running,
charging into the water...
357
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:27,304
Yes, but the whole point was,
you know...
358
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:30,557
that when I talk to you
about this stuff, that's...
359
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:33,894
that's the moment she finally realizes
the consequences of her--
360
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:35,604
We just thought it was stronger.
361
00:22:36,855 --> 00:22:37,981
Wordless.
362
00:22:44,321 --> 00:22:45,489
Oh, yeah.
363
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:47,741
Yeah, sure.
364
00:22:48,575 --> 00:22:49,743
You're such a pro.
365
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:53,455
Yeah.
366
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:59,544
Yeah, I think if we move that...
367
00:23:03,006 --> 00:23:04,424
I'm so over it.
368
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:05,550
You're almost done.
369
00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:06,843
It's your last season.
370
00:23:07,010 --> 00:23:08,720
- Maybe.
- Pammy, definitely.
371
00:23:08,929 --> 00:23:10,806
Listen, the second that Barb Wire
comes out...
372
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:13,308
Yeah, well, it has to be a hit.
373
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:15,769
Of course it's going to be a hit.
374
00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:19,523
When have you ever failed at anything
your entire life?
375
00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:57,269
...hundred-percent organic...
376
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,396
It's not. My goodness, wait.
377
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,232
Moving back and out goes...
378
00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:04,276
...baby, college, retirement...
379
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,695
...got all the hottest SUVs...
380
00:24:06,903 --> 00:24:09,573
Mötley Crüe ruled
the rock 'n' roll airwaves
381
00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:13,618
in the 1980s. With a string
of platinum selling albums,
382
00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:17,330
the LA bad boys were
the undisputed kings of rock.
383
00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:21,001
But with a new decade, a new rock sound
384
00:24:21,168 --> 00:24:25,505
came roaring out of Seattle.
Led by Nirvana's "Nevermind,"
385
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:30,260
grunge swept the spandex and hairspray
off of the Sunset Strip,
386
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,554
and off of the sales charts.
387
00:24:32,679 --> 00:24:37,559
By 1994, Mötley Crüe had
hit rock bottom...
388
00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:05,045
Yes!
389
00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,797
Oh, my baby!
390
00:25:08,924 --> 00:25:10,258
Oh, baby!
391
00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:15,055
- Are you hungry?
- Yes.
392
00:25:25,357 --> 00:25:28,026
- Okay, you ready?
- Yes.
393
00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:29,945
Close your eyes, close your eyes.
394
00:25:30,904 --> 00:25:32,614
One. Two. Three
395
00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:40,997
- Baby!
- Welcome!
396
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:42,374
God!
397
00:25:43,792 --> 00:25:46,044
- Oh, my God!
- I have prepared for you
398
00:25:46,294 --> 00:25:49,005
the traditional cuisine of my people.
399
00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:52,300
- When did you do this?
- This is dolmades.
400
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:54,135
Stuffed grape leaves...
401
00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:55,971
Hold on.
402
00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,473
Oh, my God.
403
00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:01,393
Spanakopita. Ooh-ah!
404
00:26:01,851 --> 00:26:04,729
Which is like spinach pie.
405
00:26:05,063 --> 00:26:06,940
Melitzanosalata.
406
00:26:07,732 --> 00:26:09,526
An eggplant dip.
407
00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:12,862
And the crown jewel...
408
00:26:15,407 --> 00:26:16,616
Careful, baby.
409
00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,451
The moussaka.
410
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:20,870
What is it?
411
00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:23,915
I ain't even going to say,
but that shit's straight up praise.
412
00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:25,458
Let me try, let me try it.
413
00:26:28,086 --> 00:26:29,921
- Oh, my God.
- Right?
414
00:26:30,422 --> 00:26:31,590
Oh, my God.
415
00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:33,383
Oh!
416
00:26:42,225 --> 00:26:43,310
Melina Mercourie.
417
00:26:44,144 --> 00:26:46,396
My mom played her constantly.
418
00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:48,064
What's her name?
419
00:26:48,189 --> 00:26:49,274
Your mom.
420
00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:52,861
Vassiliki,
but everyone called her Voula.
421
00:26:54,779 --> 00:26:55,947
Voula.
422
00:26:57,657 --> 00:26:59,200
Is your dad Greek, too?
423
00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:01,536
Minnesotan.
424
00:27:02,245 --> 00:27:03,330
What?
425
00:27:03,663 --> 00:27:06,041
- He's from Minnesota?
- Yep.
426
00:27:06,207 --> 00:27:08,710
They met when he was overseas
in the military.
427
00:27:09,544 --> 00:27:11,379
You're full of surprises.
428
00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:13,798
And what's your dad's name?
429
00:27:13,923 --> 00:27:14,966
David.
430
00:27:15,133 --> 00:27:16,593
David Oliver Bass.
431
00:27:17,135 --> 00:27:18,845
David Oliver Bass.
432
00:27:20,388 --> 00:27:23,224
- Not Lee?
- Lee is my middle name.
433
00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:26,728
- Huh. Really?
- Thomas Lee Bass.
434
00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:29,189
That's my birth name.
435
00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:32,317
I had no idea.
436
00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:33,401
So...
437
00:27:36,529 --> 00:27:38,114
How is your day?
438
00:27:40,825 --> 00:27:41,951
What?
439
00:27:45,830 --> 00:27:47,248
They cut my monologue.
440
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:49,167
- What?
- Yes.
441
00:27:49,876 --> 00:27:50,919
They said it was...
442
00:27:50,919 --> 00:27:52,962
They said it was stronger wordless.
443
00:27:53,088 --> 00:27:54,130
Wait.
444
00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:56,299
It's not a big deal.
Happens all the time.
445
00:27:56,424 --> 00:27:57,509
This is so good.
446
00:27:57,509 --> 00:27:59,678
- That was your big scene.
- I know.
447
00:27:59,803 --> 00:28:01,304
You practiced the shit out of it.
448
00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:03,473
- You were so fucking psyched for it.
- I know.
449
00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:04,557
Fuck!
450
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:05,767
Sorry.
451
00:28:06,976 --> 00:28:08,978
I... I don't know.
452
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:11,231
You're doing it.
453
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,110
No. Come on.
454
00:28:17,112 --> 00:28:18,238
Fuck that.
455
00:28:19,239 --> 00:28:20,532
You're doing it.
456
00:28:21,866 --> 00:28:25,620
You're about to be
the biggest movie star in the world.
457
00:28:27,706 --> 00:28:29,833
You go in there tomorrow
and you tell 'em
458
00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:32,919
you're doing that scene
or you fucking walk.
459
00:28:36,506 --> 00:28:39,259
God. I wish I could be more like you.
460
00:28:41,594 --> 00:28:43,680
Everything is so clear.
461
00:28:45,306 --> 00:28:46,307
It can be.
462
00:28:48,017 --> 00:28:50,228
You just have to decide
to see shit that way.
463
00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:52,397
I love you.
464
00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:56,526
I love you more.
465
00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,361
Mm-mmm. Not possible.
466
00:29:07,912 --> 00:29:09,372
Who is this guy again?
467
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:11,833
Butchie Peraino.
468
00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:15,670
He produced Deep Throat,
bankrolled it entirely.
469
00:29:16,045 --> 00:29:17,630
- Deep Throat?
- Yeah.
470
00:29:17,714 --> 00:29:18,715
Wow.
471
00:29:22,886 --> 00:29:24,137
Please be cool.
472
00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,891
Let us carpe that diem.
473
00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:43,323
Uh, maybe don't talk during this one.
474
00:29:44,699 --> 00:29:48,787
- What if I have something to say?
- Say it yourself. In your mind.
475
00:30:15,104 --> 00:30:16,397
Hello there, Butchie.
476
00:30:16,606 --> 00:30:18,316
Call me Mr. Peraino.
477
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,403
I'm really sorry.
478
00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:24,739
Barone's.
479
00:30:25,990 --> 00:30:27,617
This is the last place I saw my kid.
480
00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:29,202
So what can I do for you guys?
481
00:30:29,494 --> 00:30:30,620
Thank you.
482
00:30:31,412 --> 00:30:32,455
Thank you.
483
00:30:32,539 --> 00:30:35,458
Well, we have recently
484
00:30:35,792 --> 00:30:39,712
come into possession of
a piece of material.
485
00:30:39,796 --> 00:30:41,798
Spit it out. I'm a busy guy, you know?
486
00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:44,801
Sure, sure.
This is something we feel has
487
00:30:44,801 --> 00:30:48,555
huge commercial potential,
something that just happens
488
00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:50,306
to fall within your wheelhouse.
489
00:30:50,598 --> 00:30:55,103
It is a highly salacious,
highly explicit home video.
490
00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:56,312
In which...
491
00:31:00,066 --> 00:31:03,027
two very famous people
fuck each other's lights out.
492
00:31:03,152 --> 00:31:06,030
Yeah, okay, uh, not interested.
493
00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:08,992
What?
494
00:31:09,158 --> 00:31:11,536
Don't you want to know
who the famous people are?
495
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:15,164
I mean, if you're so excited about it,
just fucking tell me, who are they?
496
00:31:15,248 --> 00:31:18,418
It's Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson.
497
00:31:18,543 --> 00:31:20,378
- The Baywatch?
- Yeah, the Baywatch.
498
00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:22,255
- Yeah, man.
- Fucking, sucking.
499
00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:23,882
You see everything.
500
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,217
- There's a boat.
- Still not interested.
501
00:31:26,759 --> 00:31:31,264
No, I understand. Thing's around
for years. The Stallone stag flick.
502
00:31:32,265 --> 00:31:34,934
Brando sucking off a guy, Rob Lowe.
503
00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:38,855
I even heard about a Peggy Lee one.
You don't make shit off of these things.
504
00:31:39,105 --> 00:31:42,108
Put it in the theater,
cops are there same day.
505
00:31:42,108 --> 00:31:43,651
Put it in an adult bookstore,
506
00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:48,072
you get raided. More cops, lawyers.
You get sued into the ground.
507
00:31:48,156 --> 00:31:49,908
You don't make a dime. Guys,
508
00:31:50,575 --> 00:31:53,620
nobody is ever getting rich
off a celebrity sex tape.
509
00:31:53,620 --> 00:31:55,246
Okay? That's it.
510
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:57,832
Okay.
511
00:31:58,625 --> 00:32:01,920
Well, I believe that is a pass.
512
00:32:04,130 --> 00:32:05,340
Wait.
513
00:32:05,506 --> 00:32:08,509
What if we sold it somewhere
that nobody could ever find us.
514
00:32:11,137 --> 00:32:12,722
Have you heard of the World Wide Web?
515
00:32:12,722 --> 00:32:13,973
The computer thing?
516
00:32:14,515 --> 00:32:15,850
Yeah, exactly.
517
00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:17,352
It's a perfect black market.
518
00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:20,438
You can sell anything on there.
Nunchucks, anthrax.
519
00:32:20,647 --> 00:32:21,648
A sex tape.
520
00:32:22,023 --> 00:32:23,149
No one can find you.
521
00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:26,152
How is that possible?
522
00:32:29,405 --> 00:32:32,325
So you know when you see an ad
for something on TV
523
00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:34,702
and you send a check
to who knows where and then
524
00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:35,995
you get the thing in the mail.
525
00:32:36,079 --> 00:32:38,998
That's what the internet is like,
except it has total anonymity.
526
00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:42,961
It's untraceable. There is no place
for cops and lawyers to go to.
527
00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:47,006
My name wouldn't be attached in any way?
528
00:32:47,507 --> 00:32:50,718
Your name, my name, nobody's name.
529
00:33:00,645 --> 00:33:02,397
How much you guys looking for?
530
00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:06,693
50 grand.
531
00:33:07,986 --> 00:33:09,237
Okay.
532
00:33:10,863 --> 00:33:12,907
- Yeah?
- With certain terms.
533
00:33:13,157 --> 00:33:14,158
Those being...
534
00:33:14,325 --> 00:33:16,577
On a 50k loan, it's a 10% vig,
535
00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:19,247
due in 30 days compounded weekly
thereafter.
536
00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:22,208
But more importantly than that,
537
00:33:22,959 --> 00:33:24,252
on your little tape here,
538
00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:29,424
I get 15% the gross
539
00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:33,636
off the top, and I will not negotiate.
540
00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:46,274
Could you just give us a moment, please?
541
00:33:55,616 --> 00:33:57,368
You said he's a movie producer.
542
00:33:57,535 --> 00:33:59,787
You didn't say
he's a fucking Mafia loan shark.
543
00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:02,874
What do you think a producer is?
They loan money.
544
00:34:03,249 --> 00:34:04,542
If something goes wrong,
545
00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:06,794
I don't want to end up
in the LA river, man.
546
00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,380
Nobody's getting dumped in the LA river.
547
00:34:09,630 --> 00:34:11,841
Besides, if anybody does,
it's gonna be me.
548
00:34:11,841 --> 00:34:14,635
- Why is it going to be you?
- Because I'm the money guy.
549
00:34:14,802 --> 00:34:16,345
- You are?
- I'm finance.
550
00:34:16,429 --> 00:34:18,681
You are operations, shipping, inventory.
551
00:34:18,765 --> 00:34:20,016
When did we decide that?
552
00:34:20,016 --> 00:34:22,226
You think you should be
in charge of the money?
553
00:34:22,310 --> 00:34:25,063
I'm the one who knows the cashflow
and the balance sheets.
554
00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:28,066
Would you like to be the point person
with Butchie Peraino?
555
00:34:28,524 --> 00:34:29,609
I didn't think so.
556
00:34:29,734 --> 00:34:31,861
You just worry about
getting the tapes out.
557
00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:33,780
All right? Leave the rest up to me.
558
00:34:37,283 --> 00:34:38,367
Hey!
559
00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:43,581
You got yourself a deal.
560
00:34:57,637 --> 00:34:59,347
Have Stu punch in a drop.
561
00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:01,516
Stu, can you punch in a drop?
562
00:35:02,725 --> 00:35:03,726
That's great!
563
00:35:03,851 --> 00:35:04,977
That's great.
564
00:35:05,728 --> 00:35:07,605
Drop more wedgie, please, Katie.
565
00:35:08,397 --> 00:35:10,066
No, too much. They'll flag it.
566
00:35:10,274 --> 00:35:11,484
A little less ass cheek.
567
00:35:13,319 --> 00:35:14,403
It's perfect!
568
00:35:14,737 --> 00:35:16,906
Action.
569
00:35:22,161 --> 00:35:23,162
Cut.
570
00:35:23,246 --> 00:35:24,413
Cut! Cut!
571
00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:28,876
Let's get one more for safety.
572
00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:30,920
Get one more. Back to one, everybody.
573
00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:32,880
All right, we cut.
574
00:35:33,923 --> 00:35:34,924
Back to one!
575
00:35:37,385 --> 00:35:39,428
- Background.
- Another one.
576
00:35:46,811 --> 00:35:47,812
Hey, guys.
577
00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:49,605
Hey, Pammy. What's up?
578
00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:53,234
Um, well, I know after this shot,
we're doing a company move.
579
00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:56,904
But you know what, before we move,
I just really want to, quick,
580
00:35:56,988 --> 00:36:00,199
get that monologue from yesterday.
You know the one...
581
00:36:00,366 --> 00:36:03,286
I think we'll really like
having it as an option in post.
582
00:36:03,452 --> 00:36:06,122
Well, even if I wanted,
the actress isn't here today.
583
00:36:06,122 --> 00:36:08,416
No, it's no problem, you know,
just shoot my side,
584
00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:11,460
and you can cheat hers with
the close up from the arrest scene.
585
00:36:11,544 --> 00:36:14,881
Yeah. If you shoot me from left
the sight line will match up perfectly.
586
00:36:14,881 --> 00:36:18,467
Cameras are all set up,
I'm in the same wardrobe, always am.
587
00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:20,428
And, you know,
I got the whole thing memorized,
588
00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:22,346
I can nail it in two takes.
589
00:36:23,931 --> 00:36:27,351
I'll be in my trailer, you can just
call me when you're ready.
590
00:36:36,027 --> 00:36:39,989
Attention all passengers,
Flight 1152 to Montreal...
591
00:38:02,863 --> 00:38:04,615
Hey, heard you have a lot of VCRs.
592
00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:06,033
I have a wall full of them
at the dry cleaners.
593
00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:07,118
Great.
594
00:38:42,778 --> 00:38:44,989
Hello, Danielle. Is Erica home?
595
00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:46,240
Uh...
596
00:38:46,615 --> 00:38:47,616
Who is it?
597
00:38:47,783 --> 00:38:48,784
It's Rand.
598
00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:50,411
Kind of.
599
00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:51,746
Rand?
600
00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:55,124
- Rand, what are you doing?
- Erica.
601
00:38:55,875 --> 00:38:57,043
I have a question for you.
602
00:38:57,293 --> 00:38:58,336
What?
603
00:38:58,794 --> 00:38:59,879
Will you...
604
00:39:00,546 --> 00:39:02,048
Jesus, Rand.
605
00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:03,966
...do me the honor, please...
606
00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:07,386
- What the fuck are you doing?
- ...of making me the happiest...
607
00:39:10,097 --> 00:39:11,098
plumber!
608
00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:13,934
- In the 818 area code.
- Oh, my gosh.
609
00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:15,978
I gotcha!
610
00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:18,439
- Of course, I found it.
- He found the toilet thing.
611
00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:20,608
- I scared the shit out of you.
- Thanks, Rand.
612
00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:22,943
- That was funny.
- That was a good one. I'm not crazy.
613
00:39:23,027 --> 00:39:25,571
I don't need to ask you to marry me,
we're already married.
614
00:39:25,571 --> 00:39:28,407
Just 'cause you need to get 5 grand
to get a divorce.
615
00:39:28,657 --> 00:39:30,826
It's 8 grand. So... Ha, ha.
616
00:39:31,577 --> 00:39:35,289
So just because we're not together
doesn't mean we can't go out to dinner.
617
00:39:35,664 --> 00:39:36,999
Well, dinner?
618
00:39:37,708 --> 00:39:40,586
I want to take you out to dinner
as a thank you.
619
00:39:41,837 --> 00:39:43,089
As a thank you for what?
620
00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:46,675
For your toilet overflowing. It actually
sent me on the righteous path
621
00:39:46,759 --> 00:39:48,636
that I'm currently walking.
622
00:39:49,011 --> 00:39:50,471
And what path is that?
623
00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:53,182
Well, I could tell you,
and I would love to,
624
00:39:53,349 --> 00:39:55,684
um, but right after I do,
I would have to kill her
625
00:39:55,768 --> 00:39:57,728
because I don't trust her
with this information.
626
00:39:57,812 --> 00:39:58,813
Highly sensitive.
627
00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:02,733
No one will miss her, though.
I'm cool with it. Honestly.
628
00:40:02,942 --> 00:40:04,151
What do you say?
629
00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:06,487
Sure.
630
00:40:41,856 --> 00:40:42,982
Thank you so much.
631
00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:49,280
Is this really your treat?
632
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,615
The world is your oyster, madame.
633
00:40:54,034 --> 00:40:55,035
Huh.
634
00:40:56,662 --> 00:40:58,497
So you gonna tell me what this is about?
635
00:40:58,581 --> 00:41:00,124
My glorious path.
636
00:41:01,125 --> 00:41:02,668
- No.
- No?
637
00:41:02,668 --> 00:41:05,421
I'm dying to, but it just
wouldn't be wise to.
638
00:41:05,754 --> 00:41:06,964
What I'll say is
639
00:41:07,214 --> 00:41:09,216
I'm finally fulfilling my promise.
640
00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:14,638
This isn't the "microwave,
but for cold."
641
00:41:16,265 --> 00:41:17,266
Forgot about that.
642
00:41:17,266 --> 00:41:19,185
That one's going to be the big one.
643
00:41:19,977 --> 00:41:22,229
- Well, this is the big one.
- Hmm.
644
00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:24,565
My time has come, Erica. All the...
645
00:41:25,649 --> 00:41:28,569
you know, the false starts, dead ends...
646
00:41:28,569 --> 00:41:29,987
It's been leading up to this.
647
00:41:30,112 --> 00:41:31,822
Are you gonna just keep
talking about this
648
00:41:31,906 --> 00:41:33,449
until I ask you what it is again?
649
00:41:33,449 --> 00:41:34,867
Is that the game here?
650
00:41:35,951 --> 00:41:37,077
Huh. All right.
651
00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:39,121
Won't bring it up again. Gonna drop it.
652
00:41:41,457 --> 00:41:42,500
But...
653
00:41:43,584 --> 00:41:45,711
in the celebrity chicken section,
654
00:41:46,086 --> 00:41:48,756
there will be a Chicken Rand Gauthier.
Just know that.
655
00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:50,508
And maybe a shrimp dish.
656
00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:57,723
- You know what, though?
- Hmm.
657
00:41:57,848 --> 00:42:00,267
I'm feeling very secure
in my masculinity.
658
00:42:00,726 --> 00:42:02,228
I think more than I ever have.
659
00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,146
It's a like I'm coming into my own.
660
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,274
But honestly, don't ask. I can't--
661
00:42:07,399 --> 00:42:09,610
No, don't--
I'm not going to ask you.
662
00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:12,029
- I'm not going to ask--
- Good. I won't tell you.
663
00:42:12,029 --> 00:42:13,989
- I know you won't.
- It's a moot point.
664
00:42:14,156 --> 00:42:15,491
- Moot point.
- Just know.
665
00:42:15,616 --> 00:42:16,825
- I do.
- Okay.
666
00:42:16,909 --> 00:42:20,955
But I do want to say that whatever it is
667
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:24,124
that's got you feeling this way,
668
00:42:24,208 --> 00:42:28,671
I am so happy to see it.
669
00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:34,385
Get used to it.
670
00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:45,938
That was nice.
671
00:43:11,005 --> 00:43:12,047
Cut.
672
00:43:12,381 --> 00:43:13,716
Fucking great.
673
00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:15,009
Moving on.
674
00:43:27,313 --> 00:43:28,314
Did I do okay?
675
00:43:28,981 --> 00:43:30,274
- Okay?
- Yeah.
676
00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:32,443
That was incredible.
677
00:43:32,610 --> 00:43:34,069
- Really?
- Yeah.
678
00:43:34,403 --> 00:43:35,904
Okay. So it turns out
679
00:43:36,113 --> 00:43:39,450
that our brave sheriff has
a bartending gig at Barone's
680
00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:42,161
he can't get out of,
so we'll have another character,
681
00:43:42,161 --> 00:43:44,538
the sheriff's deputy,
come in for the anal.
682
00:43:44,663 --> 00:43:46,415
- Who's doing it?
- Leon.
683
00:43:53,130 --> 00:43:55,633
Huh! Mmm.
684
00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:58,427
No way that thing's going in my ass.
685
00:43:58,552 --> 00:44:01,305
Okay, he's the best I could do
on short notice.
686
00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:04,058
I don't have a lot of small penises
in my rolodex.
687
00:44:09,229 --> 00:44:10,397
Baby.
688
00:44:12,274 --> 00:44:13,484
What?
689
00:44:25,245 --> 00:44:26,246
Stop smiling.
690
00:44:26,455 --> 00:44:28,040
It's a fucking dungeon.
691
00:45:16,213 --> 00:45:17,256
Pamela.
692
00:45:17,256 --> 00:45:18,590
- Hi.
- Gail.
693
00:45:18,757 --> 00:45:20,843
- Oh, hey. How's it going?
- So nice to meet you.
694
00:45:20,843 --> 00:45:22,928
- Come with me.
- You, too. Thank you so much.
695
00:45:23,053 --> 00:45:24,096
God, I'm so excited.
696
00:45:24,096 --> 00:45:25,889
Not half as excited as the studio.
697
00:45:25,973 --> 00:45:28,183
It's the number one priority for spring.
698
00:45:29,017 --> 00:45:30,394
Oh. That's great.
699
00:45:30,394 --> 00:45:32,146
Normally they have me
on three, four at a time,
700
00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:35,482
but for the next few months,
I am 24/7 Barb Wire.
701
00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:37,359
That's amazing.
702
00:45:37,818 --> 00:45:39,069
So what's the plan?
703
00:45:39,194 --> 00:45:40,195
The plan?
704
00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:42,322
The plan is...
705
00:45:43,657 --> 00:45:44,908
all out media blitz.
706
00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,537
TV, print, radio, cover stories,
morning shows,
707
00:45:48,537 --> 00:45:50,914
the whole schmear.
Do you want some water?
708
00:45:50,998 --> 00:45:52,583
- Something to drink?
- This is amazing.
709
00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:53,792
Yes, thank you.
710
00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:55,002
Have a seat.
711
00:45:55,002 --> 00:45:56,086
God...
712
00:45:57,296 --> 00:45:58,881
Ooh. I'm nervous.
713
00:45:59,047 --> 00:46:00,132
Oh, please, don't be.
714
00:46:02,634 --> 00:46:04,428
- Here you go.
- Thank you so much.
715
00:46:05,095 --> 00:46:08,056
So, every time I have a kickoff meeting
716
00:46:08,140 --> 00:46:10,267
with someone,
I like to start by talking story.
717
00:46:10,392 --> 00:46:11,435
Story?
718
00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:14,605
As in,
what is the story you want to tell?
719
00:46:16,648 --> 00:46:17,649
I...
720
00:46:19,777 --> 00:46:23,280
Every good PR campaign
has a core central narrative.
721
00:46:23,405 --> 00:46:24,448
Right.
722
00:46:24,448 --> 00:46:27,659
Redemption, resurrection, reinvention,
723
00:46:27,743 --> 00:46:31,079
self-reflection, survival, love.
724
00:46:31,163 --> 00:46:33,290
That's a lot of stories.
725
00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:36,543
When you look at other people's careers,
who do you look to?
726
00:46:37,586 --> 00:46:39,296
Oh, you mean who do I admire?
727
00:46:39,296 --> 00:46:41,298
Who are your role models?
728
00:46:41,423 --> 00:46:43,258
Who do you aspire to take after?
729
00:46:43,383 --> 00:46:45,469
Oh. Yeah, that's a good question.
730
00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:50,682
Um, I guess I would have to say...
Jane Fonda.
731
00:46:53,227 --> 00:46:54,353
Tell me.
732
00:46:54,603 --> 00:46:55,854
Well,
733
00:46:56,563 --> 00:46:57,689
you know,
734
00:46:58,941 --> 00:47:02,444
well, when she first started out,
she was just this girl next door.
735
00:47:02,611 --> 00:47:06,657
And, you know, then she did Barbarella,
and she became this
736
00:47:07,282 --> 00:47:08,617
huge sex symbol.
737
00:47:08,742 --> 00:47:09,785
You know?
738
00:47:09,952 --> 00:47:11,328
And then she turned around
739
00:47:11,328 --> 00:47:15,666
and she started doing all these serious
Oscar roles, you know.
740
00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:18,460
And then, also the activism.
She was going to protests,
741
00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:22,464
she was getting arrested. And then
in the '80s, she just turns around,
742
00:47:22,548 --> 00:47:25,843
she just builds
this whole fitness empire.
743
00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:28,303
I mean, yes, she was all
these different things.
744
00:47:28,387 --> 00:47:30,848
She was all these totally
opposite things all at once.
745
00:47:30,973 --> 00:47:32,015
She was...
746
00:47:32,182 --> 00:47:35,227
She was protesting Vietnam,
and selling workout tapes.
747
00:47:35,227 --> 00:47:38,814
She was being a feminist
and a sex object.
748
00:47:39,022 --> 00:47:42,317
People gave her so much shit for it.
"How could you do that?
749
00:47:42,401 --> 00:47:44,319
"You're such a hypocrite."
But she didn't care.
750
00:47:44,403 --> 00:47:46,321
She didn't give shit what people
thought of her.
751
00:47:46,405 --> 00:47:49,491
That... That's probably
the most amazing thing about her.
752
00:47:49,575 --> 00:47:51,910
You know, she didn't worry
what people thought.
753
00:47:52,160 --> 00:47:53,912
She never tried to please anybody.
754
00:47:53,996 --> 00:47:57,165
She was just like, "You know what,
I am this badass sex bomb,
755
00:47:57,249 --> 00:47:59,877
"anti-war, workout-video-selling
actress chick,
756
00:47:59,877 --> 00:48:02,170
"and if you got a problem with it,
fuck you."
757
00:48:03,505 --> 00:48:05,799
What's cooler than that?
758
00:48:07,759 --> 00:48:10,095
That is a great narrative.
759
00:48:15,934 --> 00:48:16,935
Freedom.
760
00:48:17,311 --> 00:48:18,312
Hmm.
761
00:48:20,063 --> 00:48:21,356
Is that how you feel,
762
00:48:23,233 --> 00:48:24,902
like you have to please people?
763
00:48:30,365 --> 00:48:31,742
It's all I do.
764
00:49:48,527 --> 00:49:50,195
Holy shit.
765
00:49:50,362 --> 00:49:51,363
Fuck.
766
00:49:56,034 --> 00:49:57,536
Life is fucking good.