1 00:00:10,093 --> 00:00:11,511 What's up, lover? 2 00:00:11,761 --> 00:00:12,762 Hey, baby. 3 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:15,056 Fuck! Baby. Look at you. 4 00:00:15,432 --> 00:00:16,433 Holy shit! 5 00:00:16,433 --> 00:00:18,184 Whoo! Babe. 6 00:00:18,768 --> 00:00:20,103 Baby, I love you! 7 00:00:20,103 --> 00:00:21,563 I love you, lover. 8 00:00:22,313 --> 00:00:23,314 Fuck! 9 00:00:23,982 --> 00:00:27,235 Wow! Fuck! You are so hot. 10 00:00:27,235 --> 00:00:29,029 Baby. Baby. 11 00:00:31,531 --> 00:00:32,866 You got it. 12 00:00:33,742 --> 00:00:35,410 Fuck. Yes. 13 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:38,079 Yes! Oh, baby! 14 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,790 I love you so much. 15 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:42,917 Careful, baby. Are you okay? 16 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:44,586 Don't hurt yourself. 17 00:00:44,586 --> 00:00:45,962 Yes! 18 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,922 Fuck! I love you, gorgeous. 19 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,860 Girls night! 20 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,278 - Cheers. - Girls. 21 00:01:55,657 --> 00:01:56,658 You know what? 22 00:01:57,117 --> 00:02:00,036 - I am done with bad boys. - Here we go. 23 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:02,122 I am. I'm so over the fights, 24 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,040 - the drama... - I've heard this before. 25 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:07,669 You know what I want? Some like nice, sweet, regular guy. 26 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:09,504 - You know? Somebody boring... - Yes! 27 00:02:09,504 --> 00:02:11,089 who's a doctor or lawyer. 28 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:13,216 - Yes! - An accountant. 29 00:02:13,424 --> 00:02:15,677 Please not an accountant. 30 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,428 - Okay. - It'll be nice. It'll be so nice! 31 00:02:17,512 --> 00:02:19,597 I could just stay home, you know, cook dinner, 32 00:02:19,681 --> 00:02:22,225 watch a movie, just, you know, chill on the couch. 33 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:23,351 Who with? The dogs? 34 00:02:23,351 --> 00:02:25,562 My dog and my cute, boring accountant boyfriend. 35 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,730 Pammy, girl, that is so what you need. 36 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:31,151 I know, I know. These rock stars, actors are fucking crazy. 37 00:02:31,151 --> 00:02:33,486 - All of them. - Forget it! It's so not worth it. 38 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:34,779 I've been telling you that. 39 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:36,030 I am done... Yes. 40 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:37,365 - with self-obsessed. - Yes. 41 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:39,534 I am done with high maintenance. Yes! 42 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:42,328 - Hallelujah! - You know what? From now on, 43 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:44,706 bad boys are out and good boys are in. 44 00:02:44,998 --> 00:02:46,666 Yes! 45 00:02:46,875 --> 00:02:48,668 - To accountant. - Accountant! 46 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,211 - I love it! - Yeah! 47 00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:56,426 - Let's get shots. - Tequila. 48 00:02:56,885 --> 00:02:58,803 - No. Goldschlager. - Ooh! 49 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:01,306 For like the whole fucking club! 50 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:21,951 Compliments of Pamela Anderson. 51 00:03:24,078 --> 00:03:26,581 - Who? - Pamela Anderson. 52 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:49,187 Fuck you, Tommy. 53 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:50,730 Oh, shit! Go, Tommy. 54 00:03:50,730 --> 00:03:52,440 - For what? - It's just this work thing. 55 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,567 And the producers are flying out a bunch of, 56 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:57,528 you know, syndicators and affiliates to this big fancy resort 57 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,572 to schmooze them and preview the new season. 58 00:03:59,656 --> 00:04:00,740 And meet Pam Anderson. 59 00:04:00,740 --> 00:04:02,200 - Yeah. - That too. 60 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:04,535 The shit you have to go through with these guys! 61 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:05,787 It's fine. 62 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:08,164 Ho 63 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:09,540 Ooh 64 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:13,336 Hit it 65 00:04:14,337 --> 00:04:15,338 Ho 66 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,048 Ooh 67 00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:18,716 Come on 68 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:44,492 Yes, lick me. 69 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:49,205 Girls. Yes. 70 00:04:49,497 --> 00:04:51,165 Here comes the beat. Yes! 71 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:02,093 Opa! 72 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,096 I'm Greek. 73 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:08,016 I'm Pam. 74 00:05:11,853 --> 00:05:13,688 Yeah! 75 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:53,102 We look down and there's this like, long trail of ants and he just... 76 00:05:53,227 --> 00:05:54,687 - Ants? - No! 77 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:58,608 - I shit you not! We're like, "Yes!" - No! 78 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:00,985 Oh! 79 00:06:02,862 --> 00:06:06,449 - Hey, I got to go drain the main vein. - Okay. 80 00:06:09,619 --> 00:06:11,120 Pam? - Yes, yes, yes, what? 81 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:12,830 - He is trouble. - Oh, God! 82 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:15,375 Will you relax, Melanie, please? Please, Mel. Please. 83 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:17,168 Promise me you're not gonna date him. 84 00:06:17,168 --> 00:06:19,170 No. Of course, I'm not gonna date him. I'm not 85 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:21,881 - Promise? - I am not gonna date him. 86 00:06:21,881 --> 00:06:24,300 He's just, you know, he's just funny, is all. 87 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:26,511 Pammy, no! Good boys are in. 88 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:29,055 - Good boys are in. - Good boys are in, I know that. 89 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:31,641 - I'm not gonna date him. - Don't date him. 90 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:34,018 - I am not gonna date him. - Pinky. 91 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:40,441 I'm okay, really. I'm okay. 92 00:06:40,525 --> 00:06:42,902 Hey, it's a very dangerous lot. 93 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:44,070 Oh, yeah, sure. 94 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:45,947 Lot of murderers. 95 00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:48,491 I got to go. 96 00:06:48,491 --> 00:06:49,826 - It's not even 4:00. - I know. 97 00:06:49,826 --> 00:06:51,994 I have to see you again tomorrow. 98 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:53,663 It is tomorrow. 99 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:55,164 Perfect! Where are we going? 100 00:07:00,044 --> 00:07:01,712 Okay. I gotta go. 101 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:03,423 I'm, um... 102 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,758 - I'm leaving for work in a few hours. - To where? 103 00:07:05,842 --> 00:07:08,344 - Cancun. - I fucking love Cancun! 104 00:07:08,469 --> 00:07:10,847 - For work! - Not if Tommy comes. 105 00:07:11,389 --> 00:07:12,932 Tommy, what are you... 106 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:16,769 Hey! I'm coming. 107 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:19,814 What? You are not. You are not coming. 108 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,149 Coming is what I do best. 109 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:24,026 - Come on. - Good night. 110 00:07:24,110 --> 00:07:25,319 - No, come on, pretty please. - Tommy. 111 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:26,446 - Can I come with you? - Goodnight. No. 112 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,655 - Pretty please with sugar on top. - No. Uh-uh. 113 00:07:27,655 --> 00:07:29,198 - With sugar and sprinkles and a cherry? - No way. No way. 114 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,283 No. 115 00:07:31,159 --> 00:07:34,704 - Good night, Tommy. - Fine. 116 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:40,251 - Okay. Only under one condition. - What? 117 00:07:55,224 --> 00:07:57,435 Hey, it's me. You know what to do. 118 00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:03,608 Tommy Lee in Cancun. 119 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:06,777 Tommy Lee and his wiener 120 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:10,823 Are fucking coming to Cancun. 121 00:08:11,616 --> 00:08:12,992 I don't have time for this. 122 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:19,957 Hey, it's me. You know what to do. 123 00:08:20,791 --> 00:08:22,376 Hola. Jawohl. 124 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:32,011 Cancun! 125 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:38,309 Tommy is coming to Cancun. 126 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:44,106 Do not come. Pamela! 127 00:08:44,982 --> 00:08:47,235 Don't. - I am so stoked. 128 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:49,028 Tommy. Tommy? 129 00:08:49,028 --> 00:08:50,738 Come on. We're gonna have a blast. 130 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:52,698 Do not come. 131 00:08:53,908 --> 00:08:55,618 I'm fucking coming. 132 00:08:55,618 --> 00:08:57,286 Goodbye, Tommy. 133 00:09:01,415 --> 00:09:03,918 Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your captain speaking... 134 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:05,545 - You okay? - Hmm? 135 00:09:05,545 --> 00:09:07,713 - You okay? - Yeah, fine. 136 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:39,996 Hi, there. How are you? 137 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,956 Welcome to the Ritz-Carlton, Miss Anderson. 138 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:43,040 Thank you. 139 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:44,125 These are your keys. 140 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,544 And these were left for you. 141 00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:48,921 - Wow! - Oh my God! 142 00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:50,506 - Who is this from? - Wow. 143 00:09:50,590 --> 00:09:51,882 - Oh. - There's the card, open it. 144 00:09:52,300 --> 00:09:54,010 No, it's probably just a fan. 145 00:09:55,011 --> 00:09:56,929 Come on, just fucking open it. 146 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:02,268 - What does it say? - I am opening it. 147 00:10:02,268 --> 00:10:03,352 Mmm-hmm. 148 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:07,106 "Here's to a kick ass, unforgettable weekend." 149 00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:09,775 - From? - Simon... 150 00:10:10,526 --> 00:10:13,154 and the gang at ITC Telepictures Worldwide." 151 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:16,365 - Beautiful. - Wow! 152 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:20,745 Please welcome Pamela Anderson. 153 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:27,418 Yes! 154 00:10:34,383 --> 00:10:35,509 Very beautiful. 155 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,679 Hi! How are you? 156 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:40,139 Such a pleasure to meet you. 157 00:10:40,139 --> 00:10:41,641 - How's it going? Hi. - Ever been to Grand Rapids? 158 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,059 You are massive there. 159 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,353 Brent Actors from KDFI. 160 00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:46,520 Hi, Brent. Nice tie. 161 00:10:46,604 --> 00:10:48,230 It is such an honor to meet you. 162 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:50,149 Wow! You're even prettier in person. 163 00:10:50,274 --> 00:10:51,567 Oh! Firm shake. Hi. 164 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:52,902 Jim Zelner. Dayton, Ohio. 165 00:10:52,902 --> 00:10:55,404 Oh, god. There's so many of you. It's so exciting. 166 00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:56,697 We're gonna have a fun time. 167 00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:58,074 So, I have to ask. 168 00:10:58,741 --> 00:11:00,409 Is Baywatch, like the best job? 169 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,119 Oh, yeah, I love it. 170 00:11:02,203 --> 00:11:03,788 I get to go to the beach every day. 171 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:05,873 I understand you're from Canada. 172 00:11:05,873 --> 00:11:07,875 - Yes, I am. - I used to work in Calgary. 173 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,585 - Oh, wow. - CBRT. 174 00:11:11,295 --> 00:11:13,005 I was a station manager up there. 175 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:14,256 What part are you from? 176 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:15,633 I'm from Ladysmith. 177 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,635 Ladysmith? Where's that at? 178 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:20,012 Oh, near Vancouver, it's pretty small. 179 00:11:20,096 --> 00:11:22,056 Vancouver, CIVT. 180 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:23,516 - Our sister station. - Oh. 181 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:25,059 - Tell her the Jerry story. - Actually... 182 00:11:25,059 --> 00:11:26,769 Really funny story about their transmitter... 183 00:11:26,769 --> 00:11:27,853 I'm sorry. 184 00:11:27,937 --> 00:11:29,605 Miss Anderson, there's a phone call for you. 185 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,732 - He says, it's urgent. - Oh. Who? 186 00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,776 A Mister Wiener. 187 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,406 A Hugh G. Wiener. 188 00:11:46,872 --> 00:11:47,915 Excuse me. 189 00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:52,753 Are you crazy? 190 00:11:52,837 --> 00:11:54,547 Kinda, yeah. 191 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,049 How did you find me? 192 00:11:57,425 --> 00:12:00,261 Easy. Just called every hotel in the Cancun area. 193 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:01,512 Oh my God! 194 00:12:01,512 --> 00:12:03,556 Ninety-third time's the charm. 195 00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,809 Well, you do get points for effort, but, you are... 196 00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,102 still not coming down. 197 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:09,854 You're right. 198 00:12:11,105 --> 00:12:12,690 Cause I'm already here. 199 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,609 No, you're not. -(IN SING SONG VOICE) I'm here. 200 00:12:15,693 --> 00:12:16,819 What? 201 00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:18,237 - You don't believe me? - Shut up. 202 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:19,739 Hear that? 203 00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:22,867 That's fucking Mexico. 204 00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:26,245 Hey! What's up, amigos? 205 00:12:26,245 --> 00:12:28,080 Yo soy Tommy Lee. 206 00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:31,375 El mucho sexy drummer de Mötley Crüe. 207 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:33,878 Whoo! 208 00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:36,088 Where we all hanging tonight? 209 00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:37,173 We all? 210 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:40,092 Yeah, you and your girls and me and my boys. 211 00:12:41,635 --> 00:12:42,720 Your boys? 212 00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:45,222 Yep. Come on, I wasn't going to come solo. 213 00:12:45,306 --> 00:12:48,058 I didn't want you to think I was some crazy psycho stalker. 214 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,977 Wouldn't want that. 215 00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,606 So, where are we going? 216 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,316 Tommy, I'm here for work. 217 00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:56,567 One drink. 218 00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,235 No! I'm at a thing. 219 00:12:58,319 --> 00:12:59,820 And you're bored out of your skull. 220 00:12:59,904 --> 00:13:01,030 No, I'm not. 221 00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,239 So are. 222 00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:03,324 How do you know? 223 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:07,161 Kept you on the phone this long, haven't I? 224 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,414 Figures were below the range and... 225 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:14,376 So, then he says, "Well, maybe we can attach a signal boost." 226 00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,253 I'm like, "Jerry, 227 00:13:16,337 --> 00:13:18,964 you couldn't amplify that sucker enough to reach Edmonton 228 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,341 much less Winnipeg." 229 00:13:25,429 --> 00:13:27,181 - I mean, I like the guy. - Classic, Jimmy. 230 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,350 I'm sorry, I'll be right back. Sure. 231 00:13:33,145 --> 00:13:36,232 This man is a stalker. - He's not a stalker. 232 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,234 He followed you to Mexico against your wishes. 233 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,735 That is the literal definition. 234 00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,529 It's not like I'll be alone with him. 235 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:42,613 You guys will be there. 236 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:44,448 I know how these things start with you. 237 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:48,035 It's not like I even take him seriously. 238 00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:49,537 That's how these things start with you. 239 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:50,871 You say it's not serious, 240 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:52,790 then you end up dating them for three years. 241 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,750 Oh, my God! That is so not true. 242 00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:57,378 Scott Baio. 243 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:00,130 Fine. One. 244 00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,465 Bret Michaels? 245 00:14:01,757 --> 00:14:02,758 David Charvet? 246 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,094 Melanie, come on. I'm not staying in tonight. 247 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:06,846 Come on, we can make it a girls night. 248 00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:09,223 Well, you know what? 249 00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:12,393 When we go out, there's gonna be boys, so it might as well be them. 250 00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,478 Them? 251 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:17,189 Oh, hell, no. Pam! 252 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,253 Look at you. 253 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,797 You are, without a doubt... 254 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:45,134 - the most... - I'm sorry. 255 00:14:46,135 --> 00:14:48,345 I'm afraid the bar has a dress code. 256 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:52,975 I got a shirt and shoes. 257 00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:54,602 I see that. 258 00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:56,979 - But... - But, what? 259 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:00,190 Tommy, it's okay. 260 00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:01,609 It's not okay. 261 00:15:01,609 --> 00:15:03,819 This dude is discriminating me. 262 00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:05,946 Am I not wearing a shirt and shoes? 263 00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:09,783 A dress code isn't always just about shirt and shoes. 264 00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:12,328 Okay. Okay. You know what? 265 00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:14,496 Fuck you, bro. 266 00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:15,831 Fuck you. 267 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,751 And fuck your stuffy-ass bar too. 268 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,504 All right, let's go. 269 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:25,966 I know a way cooler spot. 270 00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:09,468 Give me an S. 271 00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:11,387 Give me an E. 272 00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,097 Give me an X. 273 00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:17,142 - What's that spell? - Sex! 274 00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:28,153 - Care for another? - Sure. 275 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,325 What? 276 00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:41,333 Nice! 277 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:43,460 Thanks, buddy. 278 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:51,385 Yeah! 279 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:53,929 Thank you, thank you. 280 00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,556 You are extremely welcome. 281 00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:58,559 Ah! 282 00:16:59,727 --> 00:17:01,020 What is that? 283 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:04,273 Love. 284 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:08,360 Cheers. 285 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,612 Whoa! 286 00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:54,740 Oh, my God! Dude! 287 00:17:56,116 --> 00:17:57,201 Are you fucking... 288 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,787 kidding me? Do you like it? 289 00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:01,497 Yes! 290 00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:08,295 Whoo! Oh! 291 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,631 Oh, my God! 292 00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:19,932 Oh, fuck. 293 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,391 Dude. 294 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:23,162 Would you like... to meet him? 295 00:19:24,913 --> 00:19:26,206 Yes, I would. 296 00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:46,018 He's beautiful. 297 00:20:53,377 --> 00:20:54,836 Tommy. 298 00:21:10,852 --> 00:21:13,063 I am in love. 299 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,692 I think she's the one. 300 00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:21,154 VOICEYou really think so? I do. 301 00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:25,242 Oh, I hate those words. "I do." 302 00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:28,704 Sometimes... they got to be said. 303 00:21:29,705 --> 00:21:34,209 - VOICEOh, fuck! - What? 304 00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:38,714 Well, we've been down this road before and it never ends well. 305 00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:42,092 This is different. 306 00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:43,969 - VOICEReally? - She is different. 307 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:45,679 Oh, come on, they are all different. 308 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,180 You saw her. 309 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:48,932 She's fucking... 310 00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:54,021 perfect. - VOICESo is Heather. Hello. 311 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:56,606 Heather was... too conservative. 312 00:21:57,232 --> 00:21:58,900 Oh... - Pam knows how to have fun. 313 00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:00,819 She can be wild. 314 00:22:01,028 --> 00:22:02,821 We can be wild together. - VOICECome on. 315 00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:04,865 I don't have to change who I am as a person. 316 00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,742 - VOICETommy, Tommy. - What? 317 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,201 You sound fucking ridiculous. 318 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:09,286 That's how I feel. 319 00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,372 I'm in love, bro. 320 00:22:13,081 --> 00:22:15,542 Sorry, that's just the E talking. 321 00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:17,294 It's the T. 322 00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:18,670 As in Tommy Lee. 323 00:22:18,754 --> 00:22:20,464 Oh! Don't do that. 324 00:22:20,464 --> 00:22:22,883 You listen to me. You have just gotten divorced. 325 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:23,967 I don't care. 326 00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:26,053 We gotta keep this pussy train rolling. 327 00:22:26,053 --> 00:22:28,221 - Do you hear me? - Sorry, bro. 328 00:22:28,305 --> 00:22:29,348 I'm jumping off. 329 00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,016 Come on. What about Jenny McCarthy? 330 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,100 What about? 331 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,185 Guarantee, we could fuck her. 332 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,603 Hmm. Not interested. 333 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:36,063 Denise fucking Richards. 334 00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:38,023 You saw her scoping you out at the Halloween party 335 00:22:38,023 --> 00:22:39,483 - at the Playboy mansion. - Pass. 336 00:22:39,483 --> 00:22:41,068 You're passing on Denise fucking Richards? 337 00:22:41,068 --> 00:22:42,235 On all of them. 338 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,653 Tommy, you're not thinking clearly. 339 00:22:43,862 --> 00:22:45,238 My thinking is crystal. 340 00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:47,324 Dude, do not fuck this up. 341 00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:50,285 Pam and Tommy. 342 00:22:51,411 --> 00:22:52,704 Don't do this, man. 343 00:22:52,788 --> 00:22:54,831 Do not fucking do this. 344 00:22:54,915 --> 00:22:57,292 Forever. - VOICEAh, fuck me! 345 00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:03,673 Tommy! 346 00:23:14,726 --> 00:23:16,603 Let's keep this party going. 347 00:23:17,562 --> 00:23:20,524 - Tommy. - Yes, Pamela? 348 00:23:21,274 --> 00:23:22,984 I don't do drugs. 349 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:28,740 I mean it, Tommy, I'm a good girl. 350 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:32,661 I am a good Christian girl from a small town in Canada. 351 00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:50,345 The body of Christ. 352 00:25:38,411 --> 00:25:39,871 She's the one, bro. 353 00:25:40,914 --> 00:25:42,541 Can't even imagine. 354 00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:44,501 Imagine what? 355 00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:46,670 What it must be like to tap that. 356 00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:52,008 I know. It's gonna be mind-blowing. 357 00:25:55,095 --> 00:25:57,472 - What? - You haven't fucked her yet? 358 00:25:57,889 --> 00:25:59,641 - Nuh-uh. - Oh, shit! 359 00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:01,851 What the fuck you've been doing the last four days? 360 00:26:02,310 --> 00:26:04,312 Just like... exploring. 361 00:26:04,604 --> 00:26:06,314 I'm sure, it's fucking amazing. 362 00:26:06,398 --> 00:26:08,942 But, still... you gotta hit that. 363 00:26:09,192 --> 00:26:10,277 Oh, I will... 364 00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:12,529 - eventually. - Eventually? 365 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:14,906 I'm gonna wait. 366 00:26:15,198 --> 00:26:16,825 Till our wedding night. 367 00:26:17,242 --> 00:26:18,868 - Oh. Oh. - Yeah. 368 00:26:22,289 --> 00:26:23,790 To everlasting love. 369 00:26:38,179 --> 00:26:41,516 - Pamela! - Yes, Tommy. 370 00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:44,894 You are, by far, 371 00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:48,982 the baddest, raddest, sexiest, 372 00:26:48,982 --> 00:26:50,400 most far-out 373 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,777 kick-ass chick that I've ever met. 374 00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:54,613 Next to you, 375 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,531 Carmen Electra is a hag. 376 00:26:57,574 --> 00:27:00,160 You make Jenna Jameson look a 4. 377 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,578 Yeah! 378 00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:04,789 I can think of nothing 379 00:27:04,873 --> 00:27:06,875 that I would rather do than 380 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:08,960 spend the rest of my life just... 381 00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:12,088 loving the shit out of you. 382 00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:18,928 - Pamela. - Yes, Tommy? 383 00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:22,849 Oh, shit! 384 00:27:26,811 --> 00:27:29,147 Would you do me the insane honor of... 385 00:27:31,107 --> 00:27:32,317 being my wife? 386 00:27:35,570 --> 00:27:36,655 Okay! 387 00:27:41,701 --> 00:27:43,078 Yeah! 388 00:27:58,176 --> 00:27:59,594 Hey, senor. 389 00:28:02,555 --> 00:28:03,682 We're getting married. 390 00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:06,976 Yes! 391 00:28:07,435 --> 00:28:08,812 Whoo! 392 00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:11,064 Let's go. 393 00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:15,402 Yeah! 394 00:28:16,111 --> 00:28:19,114 Pamela! Pamela! 395 00:28:20,490 --> 00:28:22,701 - Hey! - Are you a priest? 396 00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:24,703 Si, Padre Guzman. 397 00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:26,496 Thank fucking God. 398 00:28:36,172 --> 00:28:37,507 You may kiss the bride. 399 00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:53,523 L-a-t-e-r that week 400 00:28:57,944 --> 00:29:00,155 We're fucking married! 401 00:29:00,155 --> 00:29:01,781 Let's get wet! 402 00:29:27,098 --> 00:29:29,350 I'm gonna service you for the rest of my life. 403 00:30:17,273 --> 00:30:20,235 Fuck! So, um... 404 00:30:21,444 --> 00:30:23,530 Like, what's your favorite movie? 405 00:30:28,535 --> 00:30:30,286 You mean like, all time? 406 00:30:32,664 --> 00:30:33,873 Pretty Woman. 407 00:30:34,916 --> 00:30:36,000 - Cool. - Yeah! 408 00:30:36,084 --> 00:30:38,419 - I love romantic movies. - Hmm. 409 00:30:38,503 --> 00:30:40,213 You know, like Ghost, 410 00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:42,340 - Sleepless in Seattle. - Hmm. 411 00:30:45,593 --> 00:30:47,887 - You? - Favorite movie? 412 00:30:47,971 --> 00:30:48,972 Yeah. 413 00:30:49,097 --> 00:30:50,849 Shit, I got tons. 414 00:30:50,849 --> 00:30:52,934 Um, Child's Play. 415 00:30:53,935 --> 00:30:55,228 Nightmare on Elm Street, 416 00:30:55,228 --> 00:30:57,605 Um, Hellraiser 2, Candyman. 417 00:31:00,608 --> 00:31:02,151 You like the scary stuff. 418 00:31:02,235 --> 00:31:04,654 Yeah, horror. That's my jam. 419 00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:12,745 What's your favorite food? 420 00:31:15,957 --> 00:31:17,625 French fries. 421 00:31:23,214 --> 00:31:24,716 I fucking love French fries. 422 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:31,347 I'm a real wild one wild one wild one Wild one wild one wild one wild one 423 00:31:41,274 --> 00:31:42,609 - What the fuck? - Oh. 424 00:31:43,276 --> 00:31:44,777 Pamela! Pamela! 425 00:31:45,028 --> 00:31:46,529 Pam, over here... 426 00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:56,748 Pamela, when's the honeymoon? 427 00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:59,626 The two of you just met. Was it love at first sight? 428 00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:05,590 Can we see the ring, Pam? 429 00:32:19,479 --> 00:32:20,563 Hey, relax. 430 00:32:26,653 --> 00:32:28,738 Pam, how long have you guys been together? 431 00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:34,369 Take this, fucking asshole. 432 00:32:37,038 --> 00:32:38,623 - Fuck you. - Oh, my God! Baby. 433 00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:39,999 Oh, my God! 434 00:32:40,500 --> 00:32:42,961 Jesus. Dude. 435 00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:46,214 You're famous. 436 00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:48,800 No. No, we're famous. 437 00:32:53,846 --> 00:32:54,847 Where are we going? 438 00:32:56,975 --> 00:32:57,976 Oh. 439 00:32:58,851 --> 00:33:00,019 You mean... 440 00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:01,521 You mean whose house? 441 00:33:03,022 --> 00:33:04,565 Where are we going to live? 442 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:05,817 - Huh. - Where do you live? 443 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:09,779 I live in... The Hills. 444 00:33:09,779 --> 00:33:11,364 Hollywood Hills, above Sunset. 445 00:33:13,032 --> 00:33:15,118 - You? - Malibu. 446 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:18,079 I love Malibu. 447 00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:22,000 Yeah? I've got this fat-ass crib right on top of a hill. 448 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:24,794 Actually, you know what? That's uh... 449 00:33:24,794 --> 00:33:27,797 Timing's perfect, because I'm about to start this big-ass renovation. 450 00:33:27,797 --> 00:33:28,881 Oh, yeah? You are? 451 00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:33,011 We could renovate together. I mean, custom build our own little 452 00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:35,763 private love palace. 453 00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:37,265 Let's live there. 454 00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:41,269 - Really? - Yeah. Yeah! 455 00:33:41,894 --> 00:33:44,439 All right. Let's do it. 456 00:33:49,819 --> 00:33:52,071 Our own fortress of solitude. 457 00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:54,115 Over there, there'll be like a Zen garden. 458 00:33:54,115 --> 00:33:58,161 And there, you know, a waterfall flowing into a koi pond, you know. 459 00:33:58,161 --> 00:33:59,871 Just fucking, super fucking chill. 460 00:33:59,871 --> 00:34:01,914 - So Buddhist. - Yeah, totally. 461 00:34:01,998 --> 00:34:03,708 Hey, you know what would be awesome? 462 00:34:03,708 --> 00:34:06,878 - How about a meditation gazebo? - Snap! 463 00:34:06,878 --> 00:34:09,839 Yes! You know, whenever life gets too chaotic and stuff, 464 00:34:09,839 --> 00:34:12,175 we can just go in and we can center ourselves. 465 00:34:12,175 --> 00:34:13,259 Pop in the koi pond 466 00:34:13,259 --> 00:34:14,719 and chill your fucking shit out. 467 00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:17,305 - I've been way into TM lately. - I love TM. 468 00:34:17,305 --> 00:34:19,265 - You do? Do you practice? - Yeah, I do it all the time. 469 00:34:19,265 --> 00:34:23,603 Ever since I started, I've just been, like, way more chill and calm. 470 00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:24,687 Hey! 471 00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:27,940 Hey! 472 00:34:28,024 --> 00:34:29,567 Get the fuck out of here. 473 00:34:29,567 --> 00:34:32,153 - I fucking see you, motherfucker. - Tommy, what are you doing? 474 00:34:32,153 --> 00:34:33,237 I see you. 475 00:34:33,321 --> 00:34:35,782 Yeah, get the fuck out of here, Stalkerazzi piece of shit. 476 00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:38,534 - Do you wanna get sued? Calm down. - We should be suing him... 477 00:34:38,618 --> 00:34:40,286 for invasion of privacy. 478 00:34:40,286 --> 00:34:41,829 - It's okay, it's okay. - Excuse me? 479 00:34:42,872 --> 00:34:43,873 Excuse me? 480 00:34:46,667 --> 00:34:47,752 Who the fuck are you? 481 00:34:47,752 --> 00:34:49,003 I'm Lonnie. 482 00:34:49,962 --> 00:34:52,048 - The contractor. We talked on the phone. - Oh! 483 00:34:54,801 --> 00:34:55,885 Right on. 484 00:34:56,677 --> 00:34:59,138 So, meet the crew. This is Vinny. 485 00:34:59,222 --> 00:35:00,431 - Electrical. - What's up? 486 00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:02,642 - Dennis, plumbing. - Right on. 487 00:35:02,642 --> 00:35:05,603 - Rand, Carpentry. Nice to meet you man. - You too. 488 00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:06,938 Oh, wow. Cool Tat. 489 00:35:07,522 --> 00:35:08,523 It's a Pentacle. 490 00:35:09,482 --> 00:35:11,567 - Pentagram. - That's a Pentacle. 491 00:35:11,651 --> 00:35:13,111 Pentagram's any five-pointed star. 492 00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:14,987 The circle makes it a Pentacle. 493 00:35:15,071 --> 00:35:16,114 You know, it's funny. 494 00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:19,158 Most people associate the Pentacle with Neo-Paganism and witchcraft but 495 00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:21,661 it has its roots in ancient Hebrew scripture. 496 00:35:21,661 --> 00:35:23,663 The Israelites believed that the Pentacle 497 00:35:23,663 --> 00:35:25,414 was the first of the Seven Seals. 498 00:35:25,498 --> 00:35:28,709 You know, the amulet that represents the seven secret names of God? 499 00:35:31,045 --> 00:35:32,880 I just think, it looks kind of badass. 500 00:35:34,549 --> 00:35:36,134 Anyway, we shouldn't be here for long. 501 00:35:36,134 --> 00:35:38,803 We just wanna do a quick walk through with the guys, you know. 502 00:35:38,803 --> 00:35:39,971 Go through your architect's plans. 503 00:35:39,971 --> 00:35:41,430 Yeah. Cool beans. 504 00:35:41,514 --> 00:35:42,598 You guys do your thing. 505 00:35:42,682 --> 00:35:44,392 If you need me, I'll be right upstairs. 506 00:35:44,392 --> 00:35:45,768 All right, hey! 507 00:35:45,852 --> 00:35:46,853 Oh! 508 00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:49,730 Yeah, there might be... 509 00:35:49,814 --> 00:35:51,691 - some changes. - Changes? 510 00:35:51,691 --> 00:35:53,734 I'm going to switch up the old concept a bit. 511 00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:56,112 No more Bachelor Pad 3000. 512 00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:57,363 New concept. 513 00:35:57,363 --> 00:35:58,573 Love deluxe. 514 00:35:58,573 --> 00:35:59,782 Love deluxe? 515 00:36:00,700 --> 00:36:03,244 - I got married. - You did? Who's the lucky lady? 516 00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:04,662 Oh, man! 517 00:36:04,662 --> 00:36:05,746 Hey, boys. 518 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:09,709 Pamela fucking Anderson! 519 00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:13,629 Stop! Stop it, baby. My Rice Krispies! 520 00:36:13,713 --> 00:36:14,755 I'm sorry. 521 00:36:15,006 --> 00:36:16,632 She will wear it for a lifetime. 522 00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:18,801 Have you decided yet? 523 00:36:20,469 --> 00:36:21,929 - Hell, yeah! - No! 524 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:23,222 God, no. Tommy. 525 00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:26,309 Give me... Give me that, please. 526 00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:27,768 - God, no! - Hey! 527 00:36:27,894 --> 00:36:29,103 - No, no, no. - Come on. 528 00:36:29,228 --> 00:36:31,814 God, stop. I can't watch myself. 529 00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:33,983 - No. - Why? Why not? 530 00:36:33,983 --> 00:36:36,485 What? You know, it's just... 531 00:36:36,569 --> 00:36:39,697 I'm so much better in my head. I get self-conscious. 532 00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:42,325 That's crazy. You literally... 533 00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:45,161 Look at you, you have nothing to be self-conscious about. 534 00:36:45,161 --> 00:36:47,246 Especially not your acting. 535 00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:49,999 You think I'm a good actor? 536 00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:55,046 Uh, totally. You can do anything. Drama, comedy, fucking... 537 00:36:55,046 --> 00:36:56,130 Shakespeare. 538 00:37:05,181 --> 00:37:06,474 Okay. Well, how about that? 539 00:37:06,474 --> 00:37:08,100 - Totally. - Yeah? 540 00:37:08,184 --> 00:37:09,227 Hundred percent. 541 00:37:09,227 --> 00:37:11,562 Oh, my God! I would love to fuck you in space. 542 00:37:15,191 --> 00:37:16,359 Oh, my God! 543 00:37:16,776 --> 00:37:19,362 Oh, my God! I haven't seen this in years. 544 00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:22,657 The fuck is this? 545 00:37:23,407 --> 00:37:24,951 You haven't seen The King and I? 546 00:37:25,326 --> 00:37:26,327 How... 547 00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:29,205 Oh, my God! This is one of my all-time favorite movies. 548 00:37:29,538 --> 00:37:31,374 Eh. 549 00:37:32,792 --> 00:37:34,001 Who's the chick? 550 00:37:34,585 --> 00:37:36,128 The chick? That's Anna. 551 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:38,756 That's Anna. That's Anna! 552 00:37:38,756 --> 00:37:40,883 - Okay. - Okay, so, she was sent to Siam, 553 00:37:41,008 --> 00:37:44,136 and she... her job there is to teach English to the King's children. 554 00:37:44,845 --> 00:37:47,223 And... you know. 555 00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:49,100 How many fucking kids he got? 556 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,184 A lot. 557 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,604 Dude needs to slap on a Jimmy hat. 558 00:37:57,733 --> 00:38:00,319 I can't wait to be a mom. 559 00:38:02,780 --> 00:38:05,199 I can't wait to knock you up. 560 00:38:07,076 --> 00:38:10,413 Oh, your tits, pregnant? That's going to be insane. 561 00:38:12,790 --> 00:38:14,542 Have you got a big one? 562 00:38:14,542 --> 00:38:15,835 You know I do. 563 00:38:17,962 --> 00:38:19,672 I mean, family. 564 00:38:20,214 --> 00:38:22,258 Oh, that. 565 00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:25,428 Do you have any siblings? 566 00:38:26,804 --> 00:38:29,140 - One sister. - Thanks, baby. 567 00:38:31,058 --> 00:38:33,019 - Athena. - Is she older or younger? 568 00:38:33,227 --> 00:38:35,187 - Two years younger. - Yeah? You close? 569 00:38:35,771 --> 00:38:37,690 Extremely. Super. 570 00:38:37,690 --> 00:38:39,608 Super? Does she have kids? 571 00:38:39,692 --> 00:38:42,445 Two. Toby and Miles. 572 00:38:42,445 --> 00:38:44,530 - They're the fucking bomb. - Yeah? 573 00:38:46,032 --> 00:38:48,451 Those two little maniacs, they crack my shit up.` 574 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:49,577 How old are they? 575 00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:53,080 Toby is four and Miles is two. 576 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:56,334 They must love their uncle Tommy. 577 00:38:56,334 --> 00:38:58,044 Dude, we go hard. 578 00:38:58,044 --> 00:39:01,464 You think I'm a madman in the club? You should see me on a teeter-totter. 579 00:39:06,469 --> 00:39:09,096 I fucking love you, Tommy Lee. 580 00:39:14,685 --> 00:39:17,355 Oh, my God! I love this bit. 581 00:39:18,481 --> 00:39:22,360 Ancient saying. A true and honest thought 582 00:39:22,985 --> 00:39:24,945 that if you become a teacher, 583 00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:28,908 by your pupils, you'll be taught. 584 00:40:14,203 --> 00:40:16,163 You're precisely... Wait for this. 585 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:20,835 Yeah! 586 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,711 - So English. - Yeah. 587 00:41:16,724 --> 00:41:17,975 I should've taped it. 588 00:41:19,393 --> 00:41:21,729 I could've blackmailed you for millions. 589 00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:23,272 This better stay our little secret. 590 00:41:23,272 --> 00:41:25,983 Tommy Lee, Mötley Crüe drummer, 591 00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:27,818 secret lover of musicals. 592 00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:30,154 - Don't you dare. - Baby, I'm daring. 593 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:31,322 You try me. 594 00:41:31,447 --> 00:41:33,073 - You try me. - Oh, I'll try you. 595 00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:34,366 I'll try you. 596 00:41:34,575 --> 00:41:36,619 From every suitable position. 597 00:41:38,704 --> 00:41:41,499 Come here, Pamela! Right now! 598 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:45,002 Yeah! You're not gonna blab with this in your mouth. 599 00:41:47,463 --> 00:41:50,216 All right, all right. It'll be out little secret!