1
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<i>Gee, I never imagined
there was something sex-related</i>

2
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<i>Pamela Anderson doesn't know.</i>

3
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<i>All right, all right.
All right, all right.</i>

4
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<i>Speaking of sex, and I have to ask...</i>

5
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<i>- Yes?
- The tape.</i>

6
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<i>- Oh, yeah, fellas, we all wanna know.</i>

7
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<i>What tape, Jay?</i>

8
00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:28,111
<i>All right. "What tape?" Yeah.</i>

9
00:00:28,111 --> 00:00:30,155
<i>- Obviously, I haven't seen it.
- Of course not.</i>

10
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<i>I want to. Just haven't
gotten a copy yet.</i>

11
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<i>But there's a tape out there,
floating around, okay?</i>

12
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<i>A lot of people are talking
about this tape,</i>

13
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<i>particularly for some reason, men!</i>

14
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<i>Huh! Imagine that.</i>

15
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<i>Oh, I think we have.</i>

16
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<i>Now, what's that like?</i>

17
00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:46,546
<i>What's it like to have
that kind of exposure?</i>

18
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- <i>What's it like?
- Yeah.</i>

19
00:00:58,725 --> 00:00:59,768
<i>So fucking good.</i>

20
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Do you like that?
Yeah.

21
00:01:09,861 --> 00:01:11,279
Yeah!
Yeah!

22
00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:15,492
Yeah, baby.

23
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Oh, fuck me!

24
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Oh, fuck my tight little pussy!

25
00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:26,753
Oh, God!

26
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I'm gonna come, baby! Baby!

27
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You okay, man?

28
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Yeah, all good.

29
00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,433
Yeah!
You like that?

30
00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:05,935
Fuck me.

31
00:03:06,769 --> 00:03:07,812
Fuck me.

32
00:03:09,439 --> 00:03:11,482
I'm pounding. Fucking pounding.

33
00:03:16,863 --> 00:03:20,074
I'm coming back.
I tried to warn you.

34
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What's up, broskies?

35
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How's it going?

36
00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:41,930
Good.

37
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Rad.

38
00:03:53,233 --> 00:03:54,442
They're strong enough?

39
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Plenty. 1,000 pound max.

40
00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:05,370
Whoo!

41
00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:11,292
It's going to be sick, yo!

42
00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,274
You know what?

43
00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:36,359
What if the bed

44
00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:40,446
was over here?

45
00:04:40,571 --> 00:04:43,157
Then you could be, like,
chilling in bed,

46
00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,660
taking a little sexy shower action
and then...

47
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Bam!

48
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Mirror opens.

49
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Fucking full 360 view.

50
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How fucking pimp would that be? Huh?

51
00:04:59,173 --> 00:05:00,174
Uh...

52
00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:04,137
You know, that's really
more of a carpentry issue.

53
00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:05,305
What do you say?

54
00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:08,808
Uh...

55
00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,562
I mean...

56
00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:13,855
Is there a problem, bro?

57
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I just finished this.

58
00:05:17,775 --> 00:05:18,776
So?

59
00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:20,320
You yank out a couple of nails.

60
00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:23,239
It's just a little more complicated
than that.

61
00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:25,158
How complicated can it be?

62
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A couple of pieces of wood.

63
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It's not impossible, man.

64
00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,582
Then what's the problem?

65
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Moving it at this stage,

66
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it's gonna cost.

67
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Cost?

68
00:05:40,590 --> 00:05:42,633
I don't give a fuck about cost.

69
00:05:44,218 --> 00:05:45,511
I sold 50 million albums.

70
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You think I can't afford to fucking
move a bed 10 feet to the left?

71
00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:49,599
No, of course, you can.

72
00:05:49,599 --> 00:05:51,809
What did I say
when we first started the job?

73
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"Money is no object."

74
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Correctamundo.

75
00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:02,028
Therefore, that being the case,

76
00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:04,906
is there a reason you can't move the bed
a few feet to the left,

77
00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:08,159
so that I can have a 360 view
of the shower in the retractable mirror?

78
00:06:10,244 --> 00:06:11,245
No.

79
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Great.

80
00:06:14,165 --> 00:06:15,375
Then fucking do it.

81
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Fucking dick.

82
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I put the bed exactly where he said.
I know.

83
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- We discussed it at length.
- I was there.

84
00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:34,018
I'm like, "Are you sure
that's where you want the bed?"

85
00:06:34,102 --> 00:06:35,144
He's like "I'm positive."

86
00:06:35,228 --> 00:06:36,562
Then he just changes his mind.

87
00:06:36,646 --> 00:06:39,190
It's like,
at least take responsibility for it,

88
00:06:39,190 --> 00:06:41,025
you know, own up to it.

89
00:06:41,150 --> 00:06:44,487
He acts like it's my fucking fault.
Like I picked a bad spot for his bed.

90
00:06:44,695 --> 00:06:46,906
It's the same shit he pulled
with the light switches.

91
00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:48,032
I remember.

92
00:06:48,116 --> 00:06:50,368
He said he wanted them high,
then one day he comes in,

93
00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:52,245
"No, no, no. I want them low."

94
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That's bullshit, man.

95
00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:55,540
We heard you say "high."
We all heard it.

96
00:06:55,706 --> 00:06:56,791
What's happening here?

97
00:06:57,333 --> 00:06:58,459
Fucking rock stars.

98
00:07:00,795 --> 00:07:03,756
It's going to cost a grand
to move that bed frame, at least.

99
00:07:03,881 --> 00:07:06,759
This guy already owes me $8,200.

100
00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:08,094
Owes me almost 15.

101
00:07:10,930 --> 00:07:12,682
You said he'd pay us half up front.

102
00:07:12,807 --> 00:07:13,850
Are you sure?

103
00:07:13,850 --> 00:07:14,934
Positive.

104
00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:16,727
Then what the fuck?

105
00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:25,278
Also, whole job
on my Discover card at 18% interest.

106
00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,638
Fucking rock stars.

107
00:09:16,847 --> 00:09:20,142
<i>Aren't you guys supposed to
give me a final warning or something?</i>

108
00:09:20,226 --> 00:09:21,727
<i>That is your warning.</i>

109
00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,187
No, this is a notice.

110
00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:27,775
Like, you didn't say, "If you don't pay
your bill by such and such day,

111
00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:30,695
"we're going to cut off your cable."
You know, that would be a warning.

112
00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:33,739
<i>Our records indicate
you're three months past due.</i>

113
00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,578
Okay.

114
00:09:39,287 --> 00:09:40,454
Well, thank you, Carol.

115
00:09:48,212 --> 00:09:49,213
Argh!

116
00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:50,840
Fuck!

117
00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:54,093
God damn it!

118
00:11:22,264 --> 00:11:23,265
<i>How much is this?</i>

119
00:11:23,599 --> 00:11:25,059
$8.62.

120
00:11:27,895 --> 00:11:29,146
How much for two?

121
00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:33,150
$5.33.

122
00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:46,789
How's it going?

123
00:11:47,915 --> 00:11:48,916
Oh.

124
00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:50,543
Good.

125
00:11:52,169 --> 00:11:54,547
Yo, you see
what the love chef's cooking up?

126
00:11:54,672 --> 00:11:55,673
Yeah.

127
00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:56,757
Tell 'em.

128
00:11:57,883 --> 00:11:59,927
Hey. Yeah, it's a lot of stuff,

129
00:11:59,927 --> 00:12:02,638
and, um, it's cool.

130
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,683
Dude, "cool" ain't the word, bro.

131
00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:10,479
We're talking fucking futuristic,
state-of-the-art Love Pad 2000.

132
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,064
Yeah?
A stripper pole.

133
00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:14,692
Fucking open shower,
shag carpet walls...

134
00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:15,818
Oh, shit!

135
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:19,280
...Chinese swing, pillow pit,
big ass waterbed.

136
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,073
Bro, you ain't fucking around, huh?

137
00:12:22,533 --> 00:12:23,576
I will be.

138
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:27,538
Me and Pam are gonna make some babies.

139
00:12:29,206 --> 00:12:32,376
Excuse me. Sorry.
Did you say "waterbed" just now?

140
00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:34,378
What?

141
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:36,547
<i>Motherfucker wants a waterbed.</i>

142
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:38,174
Are you sure he said that?

143
00:12:38,174 --> 00:12:39,759
Waterbed.

144
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:42,720
Maybe he meant it, like, figuratively.

145
00:12:42,845 --> 00:12:45,431
Waterbed is not a metaphor, man.

146
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,683
He meant... He meant a real waterbed.

147
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,351
Oh, my God! He is...

148
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:52,772
He's a fucking...
Out of his mind is what he is.

149
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:54,648
A waterbed is a whole other set up.

150
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:56,650
You need a heater, you need a liner bed,

151
00:12:56,734 --> 00:12:59,445
you need an elevated deck.
All that costs money.

152
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:00,613
A fuckload of money.

153
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,490
You'll just have to explain it to him.

154
00:13:03,073 --> 00:13:04,700
- Me?
- You're the structure guy.

155
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,035
This is a budget issue.

156
00:13:06,202 --> 00:13:08,037
He's going to have
construction questions.

157
00:13:08,037 --> 00:13:10,206
- You're way better equipped to explain.
- No.

158
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,041
Fuck, no. I'm not talking to that guy.

159
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:18,047
- Fine, we'll flip for it.
- I would like that.

160
00:13:18,047 --> 00:13:19,215
Heads or tails?

161
00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:21,258
- Tails all day.
- Heads.

162
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:23,886
<i>Get outta my face</i>

163
00:13:24,887 --> 00:13:26,388
<i>You're a total damn disgrace</i>

164
00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:32,561
<i>Go and buy a fuckin' clue</i>

165
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,647
<i>You can't tell me what to do</i>

166
00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:40,945
<i>It's my world, bitch</i>

167
00:13:41,487 --> 00:13:43,072
<i>Back to back to the wall</i>

168
00:13:43,531 --> 00:13:44,990
<i>My world, bitch</i>

169
00:13:45,115 --> 00:13:46,492
<i>You ain't got the balls</i>

170
00:13:51,872 --> 00:13:53,916
<i>You ain't got the balls</i>

171
00:13:53,916 --> 00:13:55,000
Whoo!

172
00:14:02,341 --> 00:14:06,470
Hey, uh, yo, about the waterbed.

173
00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:08,389
They're expensive, man.

174
00:14:11,767 --> 00:14:13,060
What did he say?

175
00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:18,774
"Mino?"

176
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:19,984
Turn it over.

177
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:24,363
"Money is no object."

178
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:27,116
He says, the waterbed is non-negotiable,

179
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,201
that it's a key part of his vision.

180
00:14:32,621 --> 00:14:34,623
Only if he pays up front,

181
00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,459
- any and all overages.
- That's right, yes. Yes.

182
00:14:37,668 --> 00:14:38,711
Good. You let him know.

183
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:39,795
Me?

184
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,326
- Oh, shit!
- Whoa, dude!

185
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,286
- How fucking dope is that?
- Dude.

186
00:15:12,536 --> 00:15:15,998
Fucking Colt Combat Commander 1911.

187
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:19,752
Custom engraved,
fucking mother of pearl grip.

188
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,378
No.
- Yes.

189
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,130
Shit you not.

190
00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,924
It's one of these bad boys, huh?

191
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:26,675
- Oh, this little jammie?
- Yeah.

192
00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,719
Set me back about 7 Gs.

193
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,346
Worth every penny.

194
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,307
Best paparazzi repellent money can buy.

195
00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,851
Blam! Whoo!

196
00:15:36,018 --> 00:15:37,102
See you, bitch!

197
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:43,817
So I talked to Lonnie, the contractor.

198
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:45,945
I know who Lonnie is.

199
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,739
Oh, cool. Yeah.
So we can do the waterbed.

200
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,658
Mmm. Right on.

201
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:54,119
It's gonna cost significantly more.

202
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:56,705
Whatevs.

203
00:15:57,164 --> 00:16:00,876
And it's just, uh...

204
00:16:02,169 --> 00:16:03,504
What?

205
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:07,841
We'd like you to pay us up front.

206
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,302
You think I'm not good for it?

207
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,555
No, obviously, that's not the case.

208
00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:16,976
I can't afford a waterbed?

209
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,394
I'm not saying that.

210
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:22,564
What the fuck you saying, bitch?

211
00:16:22,648 --> 00:16:25,526
I'm saying nothing.
I'm not saying shit.

212
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:29,613
I'm funning you.

213
00:16:33,534 --> 00:16:35,411
Dude, it's empty. I'm funning you.

214
00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,371
The fucking look on his face.

215
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:39,665
I'll pay up front.

216
00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,168
No problemo.
He's got money, dude.

217
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,213
He's not poor.

218
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:57,349
I'm not opening it.

219
00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,394
Not until I get
fucking reimbursed for it.

220
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,066
I'll talk to him.

221
00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:09,403
No.

222
00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:11,613
I got this.

223
00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:36,513
- What the fuck?
- I'm sorry. I thought... I'm sorry.

224
00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,807
I thought, uh...
I thought you were your husband.

225
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,559
You thought I was my husband?

226
00:17:40,934 --> 00:17:43,353
No. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

227
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:45,189
Tommy!

228
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:50,611
What's up?

229
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:53,572
What happened?

230
00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:58,702
Fuck!

231
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:01,580
Rand?

232
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,500
Rand?
You fucking dick.

233
00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:08,337
- What the fuck, bro?
- No, no, look!

234
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,297
- You fucking perving on my wife?
- I was not.

235
00:18:10,297 --> 00:18:11,715
- Hey.
- You were full on creeping.

236
00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:13,008
I swear, I wasn't! I was not.

237
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,343
You're calling my wife a liar?

238
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:17,679
No, no, it was a mistake, man.
Please. I was looking for you.

239
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,015
What the fuck
you were looking for me for?

240
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:25,020
- Huh?
- For the money.

241
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,188
The money.

242
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,273
We were very clear

243
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:33,445
that before we do any more work,
we have to be reimbursed.

244
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:40,828
That's all.

245
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:49,044
Hmm.

246
00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:56,385
Hmm.

247
00:19:05,102 --> 00:19:07,521
Look at this. Hmm?

248
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,778
Fucking shoddy-ass work.

249
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,823
The tiles? They're not sealed yet.

250
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:22,327
What the fuck kind of wood is this?

251
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:24,705
- That's Madagascan pine.
- Hmm.

252
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,373
Hmm.

253
00:19:27,291 --> 00:19:28,333
Looks cheap.

254
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:31,670
It's one of the most expensive woods
on the planet.

255
00:19:33,922 --> 00:19:34,923
Yeah.

256
00:19:36,049 --> 00:19:38,135
You motherfuckers
are fucking ripping me off.

257
00:19:38,635 --> 00:19:40,345
- We're ripping you off?
- Oh, yeah.

258
00:19:40,429 --> 00:19:42,931
- You owe me $9,000.
- Me, 17.

259
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:47,895
Running up a bunch of phony,
bullshit overages.

260
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,147
They're not overages. They're charges.

261
00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:51,273
For our work.

262
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:55,110
Well, guess what?
You ain't getting dick.

263
00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:58,363
Because your work sucks
and I'm fucking done.

264
00:19:58,447 --> 00:19:59,531
What, "done"?

265
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:01,491
- Yeah.
- What does that mean?

266
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,202
It means you're fucking fired.

267
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:09,041
Get the fuck out of my house.

268
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:43,575
We should sue.

269
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:46,119
We should sue
his arrogant rock star ass.

270
00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:48,330
Legal fees. Mmm-hmm.

271
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,124
Maybe more than what he owes,
if we even won.

272
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,292
Of course, we'd win.

273
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:57,130
He'll probably hire
some fucking dream team.

274
00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,924
OJ's guys or some shit.

275
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:01,843
You're going to let him bend you over
and fuck you in the ass?

276
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:02,970
Pass the lube.

277
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:10,310
You know what?

278
00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:12,980
It's all right.

279
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,565
Because he will get
what is coming to him.

280
00:21:15,774 --> 00:21:18,277
- What you're talking about?
- I'm talking about karma.

281
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:20,112
Happiness comes
through the good actions.

282
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,030
Suffering results from evil actions.

283
00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,240
The <i>Mahabharata.</i>

284
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,408
Maha... What?

285
00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,784
<i>Mahabharata.</i>

286
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:28,328
One of the two major Sanskrit epics
of ancient India.

287
00:21:28,412 --> 00:21:31,290
The other one being the <i>Ramayana,</i>
which is also very good.

288
00:21:31,790 --> 00:21:34,334
- Huh?
- I'm a bit of an amateur theologian.

289
00:21:35,085 --> 00:21:37,212
I study religion.

290
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:40,424
Why?

291
00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:44,303
Because it's beautiful.

292
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:48,223
The righteous, they get rewarded.

293
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:50,809
The wicked, they get punished.

294
00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,060
Karma?

295
00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:53,729
It's karma.

296
00:21:53,729 --> 00:21:57,774
I hope the universe kicks that rock star
motherfucker square in his nuts.

297
00:21:58,108 --> 00:21:59,735
It will.

298
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,403
I have full fucking faith.

299
00:22:23,717 --> 00:22:24,801
Fuck!

300
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:30,682
<i>Hello.</i>
- Hey, Kenzo.

301
00:22:30,766 --> 00:22:33,101
Rand Gauthier.
Could you buzz me in please, real quick?

302
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,519
<i>Who?</i>

303
00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,731
Rand Gauthier. I'm a carpenter.

304
00:22:37,731 --> 00:22:38,815
<i>You have an appointment?</i>

305
00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:41,193
No, I'm part... I've...

306
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:46,114
I've been working here the last
few months and I just forgot some stuff.

307
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,657
I came here to grab it.

308
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:50,077
<i>Mr. Lee, he know you coming?</i>

309
00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:54,539
Uh-huh.

310
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:08,011
Hey. Thanks so much, Kenzo.

311
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:10,180
Forgot my keys, you know, so...

312
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:11,556
Let yourself out.

313
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:19,481
Hello?

314
00:23:54,224 --> 00:23:55,517
Freeze, motherfucker!

315
00:23:59,479 --> 00:24:01,273
Turn around.

316
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,778
What the fuck do you think you're doing?

317
00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:09,156
Just getting my tools.

318
00:24:17,914 --> 00:24:18,915
Your tools?

319
00:24:19,082 --> 00:24:20,083
Yeah.

320
00:24:23,211 --> 00:24:25,255
Nah, bro.

321
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:27,591
That shit is mine.

322
00:24:28,925 --> 00:24:32,846
That is fucking collateral
for leaving me in the lurch.

323
00:24:33,930 --> 00:24:34,973
You fired us.

324
00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,560
Now I got to bring in a whole new crew.

325
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,812
Do you have any idea
what that's gonna cost?

326
00:24:40,896 --> 00:24:42,314
A fucking fortune.

327
00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:45,066
After all that, you think I'm gonna just

328
00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:47,569
let you waltz back in here
to take back your tools?

329
00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:49,988
Dude.

330
00:24:51,406 --> 00:24:54,367
You ain't walking out of here with shit!

331
00:24:55,869 --> 00:24:59,915
You ain't walking out
with a fucking wingnut.

332
00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,130
Put down the toolbox.

333
00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:16,014
Now get the fuck off my property.

334
00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:42,832
<i>Come on, just this once.</i>

335
00:25:42,916 --> 00:25:44,584
It's always "just this once."

336
00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:46,878
You take him tonight,
I'll do the next three weekends.

337
00:25:46,962 --> 00:25:48,338
- What's her name?
- Whose name?

338
00:25:48,338 --> 00:25:50,423
The floozy that's more important
than your son.

339
00:25:50,507 --> 00:25:52,759
- There's no floozy.
- No? Then what's the big emergency?

340
00:25:52,759 --> 00:25:54,761
Something came up, all right.
I got plans.

341
00:25:54,761 --> 00:25:56,096
- Plans?
- Yeah, that's right.

342
00:25:56,096 --> 00:25:57,264
What kind of plans?

343
00:25:57,264 --> 00:25:59,933
The kind of plans that are
none of your fucking business.

344
00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:01,476
Now, are you gonna help me or not?

345
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:03,562
Fine! Fuck it!

346
00:26:37,178 --> 00:26:38,179
Listen, buddy.

347
00:26:38,263 --> 00:26:41,391
Under no circumstances are you allowed
to leave this room. Understood?

348
00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:02,787
We did <i>Bye Bye Birdie</i> together
on Broadway.

349
00:27:02,912 --> 00:27:03,997
He's a great guy.

350
00:27:03,997 --> 00:27:06,958
Speaking of great guys, you know who
I had lunch with the other day?

351
00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:09,002
- Who?
- Robert Vaughn.

352
00:27:09,002 --> 00:27:11,921
Robert Vaughn? You know everyone.
That's right.

353
00:27:12,047 --> 00:27:13,590
That's right, I do.

354
00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:24,726
You're a worthless piece of shit.

355
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,470
<i>We got nothing to lose, baby!</i>

356
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,306
<i>- If I want to get laid...</i>
- Oh, fuck.

357
00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:05,433
<i>...all I got to do is leave town!</i>

358
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:06,601
Hello?

359
00:28:07,018 --> 00:28:08,978
We're going to take that asshole
down a peg.

360
00:28:09,270 --> 00:28:10,939
I thought karma was handling that.

361
00:28:11,940 --> 00:28:15,151
I am karma and I'm a bitch.

362
00:30:05,512 --> 00:30:07,013
Rand, long time no see.

363
00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:10,517
What the fuck is this?

364
00:30:17,565 --> 00:30:20,610
Times the new crew came and went
in August and September.

365
00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:26,282
Paparazzi arrivals and departures.

366
00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:27,909
Tommy and Pamela sleep hours.

367
00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:35,416
Damn!

368
00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:37,794
Are you ready?

369
00:30:38,586 --> 00:30:40,004
Yes.

370
00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:41,172
We certainly are.

371
00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:43,591
We enter here.

372
00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,927
The shortest point of the fence.
We exit through here.

373
00:30:45,927 --> 00:30:48,388
This gate opens automatically
from the inside.

374
00:30:49,180 --> 00:30:50,181
Easy-peasy.

375
00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:52,684
Not so fast.

376
00:30:53,434 --> 00:30:57,438
<i>There's still the not so small issue
of this security camera.</i>

377
00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:58,523
Disable it.

378
00:30:58,648 --> 00:31:00,233
They'll still see us on the approach.

379
00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:02,485
Aren't we going to be wearing ski masks?

380
00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:07,574
Disguising our identity
is not the problem.

381
00:31:07,574 --> 00:31:11,452
<i>This security camera's connected
to a 24-hour off-site surveillance team.</i>

382
00:31:11,536 --> 00:31:12,620
<i>They see us coming,</i>

383
00:31:12,704 --> 00:31:14,873
<i>cops will be rolling up
before we get to the garage.</i>

384
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,041
So, we're screwed?

385
00:31:18,418 --> 00:31:20,044
Not if they don't see us coming.

386
00:31:23,631 --> 00:31:25,300
You really think this is gonna work?

387
00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:27,218
The quality on these cameras is shit.

388
00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:30,513
As long as we stand on all fours,
we will look like that dog.

389
00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:31,848
I don't know about this, man.

390
00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:33,182
I used to install them, okay?

391
00:31:33,266 --> 00:31:35,935
The feed, it's like
the fucking Moon landing.

392
00:31:37,812 --> 00:31:39,647
Maybe this isn't such a good idea.

393
00:31:45,570 --> 00:31:46,905
You're getting cold feet on me?

394
00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:50,116
We could go to jail.

395
00:31:50,116 --> 00:31:51,200
No one's going to jail.

396
00:31:51,284 --> 00:31:52,285
It's...

397
00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:00,793
It's a crime.

398
00:32:01,878 --> 00:32:03,046
We're committing a crime.

399
00:32:03,379 --> 00:32:05,298
What we're doing
is getting our money back

400
00:32:05,298 --> 00:32:07,675
in a slightly different form.

401
00:32:07,759 --> 00:32:09,427
- This stuff in there?
- Yeah?

402
00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:11,304
What if it's worth more?

403
00:32:11,304 --> 00:32:12,889
- Than he owes us?
- Mmm-hmm.

404
00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:16,059
That is compentory damages

405
00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:18,561
for our pain and our suffering.

406
00:32:18,645 --> 00:32:22,023
People spill hot coffee on themselves
at McDonald's, they get $50 million.

407
00:32:22,148 --> 00:32:24,442
You don't think after
the hell he put us through,

408
00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:27,987
we deserve a measly
couple hundred grand?

409
00:32:28,071 --> 00:32:29,238
I think we do.

410
00:32:32,283 --> 00:32:33,409
Isn't it "compensatory"?

411
00:32:34,827 --> 00:32:36,454
I don't know what you're talking about.

412
00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:38,456
"Compensatory damages."

413
00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:41,918
Compentory.

414
00:32:44,253 --> 00:32:46,130
Pretty sure the word is "compensatory".

415
00:32:46,547 --> 00:32:47,590
Compentory.

416
00:32:52,136 --> 00:32:53,805
"Compensatory."

417
00:33:00,603 --> 00:33:01,729
<i>Hello?</i>

418
00:33:01,813 --> 00:33:04,023
Tomorrow, 0300 hours,

419
00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:05,608
<i>we strike.</i>

420
00:33:06,317 --> 00:33:07,527
<i>Hello?</i>

421
00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:09,404
You there?

422
00:33:11,114 --> 00:33:12,323
Yo, what's the matter, man?

423
00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:13,408
Um...

424
00:33:13,616 --> 00:33:15,535
I don't think
I'm going to go with you, man.

425
00:33:16,119 --> 00:33:17,245
What do you mean?

426
00:33:19,122 --> 00:33:20,665
Motherfucker!

427
00:36:41,657 --> 00:36:44,076
Shit! Shit!

428
00:36:44,911 --> 00:36:48,623
Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!

429
00:36:58,257 --> 00:36:59,258
Oh, shit.

430
00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:01,052
Fuck!

431
00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:02,553
Oh, fuck!

432
00:37:02,637 --> 00:37:03,930
Oh, my God!

433
00:37:46,514 --> 00:37:48,099
Good morning, my sweet love.

434
00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:52,561
I'll go make some coffee.

435
00:37:53,646 --> 00:37:55,564
I think we're out.

436
00:37:58,401 --> 00:38:00,111
There's more in the garage.

437
00:38:13,749 --> 00:38:14,750
How's it going?

438
00:38:14,834 --> 00:38:16,711
Yeah, it's good.

439
00:38:29,807 --> 00:38:30,850
Word.

440
00:41:14,597 --> 00:41:15,890
<i>Come here, boy!</i>

441
00:41:19,518 --> 00:41:21,520
<i>And can't we take
that stupid thing off him?</i>

442
00:41:21,604 --> 00:41:25,316
<i>No! The vet said if he
scratches the scabs, they'll never heal.</i>

443
00:41:25,441 --> 00:41:27,902
<i>And I have noticed that if you sit him
next to the telly,</i>

444
00:41:27,902 --> 00:41:30,279
<i>Channel 5 comes in a lot clearer.</i>

445
00:41:33,115 --> 00:41:35,034
<i>Look at him, he's humiliated!</i>

446
00:41:36,452 --> 00:41:40,456
<i>Yeah, well, it doesn't help that
that bully upstairs keeps rubbing it in.</i>

447
00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:42,500
<i>You tell him, boy!</i>

448
00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:46,795
<i>Ingley Studios.</i>
- Yes. Is Miltie there, please?

449
00:41:47,463 --> 00:41:49,089
<i>Who may I say is calling?</i>

450
00:41:51,091 --> 00:41:52,468
Austin Moore.

451
00:41:54,553 --> 00:41:56,180
I'm afraid that's not good enough.

452
00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:58,516
I'm afraid I might have to review your

453
00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:00,351
briefs.

454
00:42:01,393 --> 00:42:02,478
Well, my briefs

455
00:42:03,103 --> 00:42:04,230
are right here.

456
00:42:08,484 --> 00:42:09,693
Great.

457
00:42:11,278 --> 00:42:13,781
Great. Slow, slow down, Jeff.

458
00:42:13,906 --> 00:42:15,866
All right, now really get in there.

459
00:42:15,950 --> 00:42:17,326
Yeah, give her the full menu.

460
00:42:18,327 --> 00:42:19,787
Steve, bring this Par Can up.

461
00:42:19,787 --> 00:42:20,871
Bump it up to 50.

462
00:42:22,331 --> 00:42:23,457
Austin?

463
00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:26,293
Hey.

464
00:42:26,377 --> 00:42:27,378
What's shaking, man?

465
00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:29,380
- Long time.
- I know. It's been forever.

466
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:31,340
What brings you by?
You looking for work?

467
00:42:31,340 --> 00:42:32,633
Carpentry? Anal?

468
00:42:32,633 --> 00:42:33,759
I was actually...

469
00:42:35,344 --> 00:42:36,387
Do you have a minute?

470
00:42:38,180 --> 00:42:39,640
Yeah, I got about 10.

471
00:42:40,891 --> 00:42:43,018
I'll be right back. Just slow...

472
00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:44,687
Come on.

473
00:42:44,687 --> 00:42:46,397
Business looks like it's going great.

474
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:48,482
Dude, the Valley is fucking booming.

475
00:42:48,607 --> 00:42:51,694
AVN projects
were gonna hit three billion by 1997.

476
00:42:51,694 --> 00:42:52,903
Three billion!

477
00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:55,155
Did you know more people
are now watching movies

478
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:57,741
at home on VHS than in theaters?

479
00:42:57,825 --> 00:42:58,951
- Seriously?
- Yeah.

480
00:42:58,951 --> 00:43:02,413
Tracy? Hey, is that the new thing...
Is it called a landing strip?

481
00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:03,747
Yeah.
- I love it.

482
00:43:03,831 --> 00:43:06,375
- I love it. You should do one too.
- Hey, Tracy.

483
00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:09,044
Jeff, you're up in 25.
Let's get it stiff.

484
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:10,838
Yeah, the VCR is king,

485
00:43:11,088 --> 00:43:14,883
and we have just the hard black object
people wanna stick in their slots.

486
00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:18,804
I'm thinking about opening my own chain
of adult video stores.

487
00:43:18,804 --> 00:43:20,639
Cockbuster.

488
00:43:20,723 --> 00:43:22,474
Like "Blockbuster," but "cock."

489
00:43:22,808 --> 00:43:23,851
Exactly.

490
00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:29,106
Oh, shit.

491
00:43:32,943 --> 00:43:34,111
How young I look.

492
00:43:37,364 --> 00:43:38,407
You remember this?

493
00:43:40,409 --> 00:43:43,621
Mmm. That thing is still
on our back catalog top 25.

494
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:44,997
Totally deserves to be.

495
00:43:47,916 --> 00:43:49,335
So what did you wanna talk about?

496
00:43:50,377 --> 00:43:52,087
Can you play Hi8?

497
00:43:54,757 --> 00:43:56,133
Yeah, that's what we do.

498
00:43:59,178 --> 00:44:00,220
All right.

499
00:44:01,805 --> 00:44:03,140
Let's see what we got.

500
00:44:05,100 --> 00:44:07,061
<i>Yeah, he had a big penis.</i>

501
00:44:08,228 --> 00:44:09,772
<i>How big was it now?</i>

502
00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:10,939
<i>How big? Show us.</i>

503
00:44:11,065 --> 00:44:12,608
What the fuck is this?
<i>Wow.</i>

504
00:44:12,608 --> 00:44:14,193
Just fast forward.

505
00:44:14,193 --> 00:44:15,611
<i>Wow.</i>

506
00:44:22,034 --> 00:44:23,869
Holy shit! That's Pamela Anderson.

507
00:44:23,869 --> 00:44:24,953
<i>What you doing?</i>

508
00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:26,497
Uh...

509
00:44:27,122 --> 00:44:29,291
Yeah. It is.
<i>I don't understand.</i>

510
00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:31,085
<i>- Where you going?</i>
- Keep going.

511
00:44:33,837 --> 00:44:35,047
Who's this guy?

512
00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:38,008
Tommy Lee Dickhead.

513
00:44:39,051 --> 00:44:40,094
Keep going forward.

514
00:44:40,969 --> 00:44:42,012
Where'd you get this?

515
00:44:42,346 --> 00:44:43,681
Just keep fast forwarding.

516
00:44:47,893 --> 00:44:49,728
Go back, go back, go back.

517
00:44:50,896 --> 00:44:52,481
Play, play, play.

518
00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:54,441
<i>Yeah, babe.</i>

519
00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:55,984
<i>I love you so fucking much.</i>

520
00:44:56,068 --> 00:44:58,195
<i>Yeah, give it to me.
You're my fucking wife.</i>

521
00:44:58,195 --> 00:44:59,279
<i>I want those babies.</i>

522
00:44:59,363 --> 00:45:00,489
<i>Yeah, give it to me, baby.</i>

523
00:45:00,489 --> 00:45:02,074
<i>Fuck!</i>

524
00:45:05,244 --> 00:45:06,370
<i>Baby.</i>

525
00:45:06,537 --> 00:45:07,746
Holy fuck!
<i>Yeah, baby.</i>

526
00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:10,040
<i>Oh, my God.</i>