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(本劇內容涉及暴力言語)

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(吸菸、裸露、情色畫面及成人議題)

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(請觀眾斟酌觀賞)

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我沒想過會有 潘蜜拉安德森不知道的性事

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- 好了啦
- 好啦

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說到性愛,我一定得問

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- 問什麼?
- 那捲錄影帶

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是的,各位,我們都想知道

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什麼錄影帶,傑?

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好...“什麼錄影帶?”

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- 我當然是沒看過
- 當然

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我很想看,但還沒拿到帶子

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但是有一捲錄影帶在外面流傳

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很多人都在討論這捲帶子

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尤其是...不曉得為什麼,男人!

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(《今夜秀》)

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真是想不到

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我們可是想了很多

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那是什麼感覺?

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擁有那樣的曝光度是什麼感覺?

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- 你問我是什麼感覺?
- 是

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(一年前)

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好爽

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- 妳喜歡嗎?
- 喜歡

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- 對
- 對

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爽,寶貝

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上我

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搞我的小妹妹

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天啊

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我要高潮了,寶貝...

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還好嗎,兄弟?

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沒事,好得很

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(《美生會,祭典與儀式》)

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(《薄伽梵歌》)

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(奔肌肌肉痠痛藥膏)

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《潘與湯米》

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(1995年7月)

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- 爽
- 爽

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- 爽
- 喜歡嗎?

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上我

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上我

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我要回來了,我警告過你

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兄弟們

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還好嗎?

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很好啊

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酷

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這撐得住嗎?

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沒問題,承重量一千磅

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完成後一定超棒的

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知道嗎?

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如果床

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放在這裡呢?

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你可以躺在床上放鬆

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享受性愛浴,然後...

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鏡子打開來

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360度全方位視野

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那樣一定酷到不行

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那個跟木工的關係比較大

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你覺得呢?

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我覺得...

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有問題嗎,兄弟?

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我才剛剛完成

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所以呢?

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不過是拔幾根釘子

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恐怕比較複雜一點

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會有多複雜?

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不過是加幾塊木板

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不是不可能啦

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那究竟有什麼問題?

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現階段做任何變動

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都得花錢

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花錢?

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我才不怕花錢

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我的專輯賣了五千萬張

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你當我花不起錢把床向左移十呎?

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你當然不會花不起錢

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開工時我是怎麼說的?

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錢不是問題

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答對了

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既然錢不是問題

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有什麼理由不能把床向左移個幾呎

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讓我用伸縮鏡 享受淋浴間的360度視野?

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沒有

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好極了

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那就照我的話做

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混帳

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- 我把床放在他要的位置了
- 我知道

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- 我們討論了很久
- 我在場

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我說:「你確定床要放在這裡?」

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他說:「我確定」

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然後又改變主意

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至少要負起責任

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說過的話要認

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他一副好像是我的錯的樣子 是我選錯地方放他的床

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燈的開關也是一樣

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我記得

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他說要裝高一點,然後有一天他進來

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「不...我要低一點」

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根本是狗屁不通

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你明明說要高一點,我們都聽到了

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這是怎麼回事?

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搖滾巨星都是這德性

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移動床架至少要花一千塊

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他已經欠我八千二了

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欠我快一萬五了

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你說他會先付我們一半

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你確定嗎?

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很確定

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那這是在幹嘛?

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我先刷卡墊錢 銀行要收一成八的利息

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該死的搖滾巨星

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(席雅拉度假旅館)

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(最後通知)

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你們不是應該給我最後警告什麼的嗎?

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那就是警告

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不對,這是通知

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你們沒說如果幾月幾號之前沒付錢

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第四臺就會斷訊,那才是警告

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紀錄顯示你已經三個月沒付錢了

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好

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謝謝妳,卡蘿

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可惡

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該死的

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(世界宗教)

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(猶太教:我為什麼總是這麼倒楣?)

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(《海灘遊俠》)

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這個多少錢?

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八塊六毛二

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兩個多少?

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五塊三毛三

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情況如何?

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很好

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- 有看到愛之大廚的菜色嗎?
- 怎樣?

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告訴他

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對啊,很多設計

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很酷

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兄弟,這不只是酷

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這可是未來感十足 最先進的愛巢2000

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- 是嗎?
- 有豔舞桿

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- 開放式淋浴間、長毛牆壁
- 要命

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中式鞦韆、枕頭坑、超大水床

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你不是在瞎搞啊

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我會搞到翻

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我和阿潘要生一堆小孩

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對不起,打個岔
你剛剛是不是說水床?

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什麼?

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那個混蛋現在又要水床

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你確定他是這麼說的嗎?

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水...床

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說不定那只是比喻

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水床不是比喻

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他真的要水床

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天啊,他實在...

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他是個天殺的...他瘋了

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水床的配置完全不一樣

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要裝加熱器、襯墊床架

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架高臺面,全都要花錢

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花一大筆錢

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你得解釋給他聽

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- 我?
- 你是負責結構的

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這是預算問題

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他會有施工的問題要問

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- 你來解釋比較清楚
- 不要

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我才不要跟他說話

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好,那丟銅板決定

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好

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人頭還是字?

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字

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那我選人頭

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關於你的水床

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水床很貴的

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他怎麼說?

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(錢題)

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「錢題」?

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翻面

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「錢不是問題」

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他說一定要水床

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水床是他願景的關鍵部分

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那他得先付錢

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- 任何及所有超支款項
- 對,沒錯

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好,去告訴他

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我?

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- 要死了
- 兄弟

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- 這個讚吧?
- 兄弟

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前線指揮官柯爾特1911

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客製化刻字,天殺的珍珠母把手

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- 不是吧?
- 就是

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不蓋你

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這可不是鬧著玩的

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- 你說這把?
- 對

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花了我快七千大洋

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物超所值啊

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市面上最好的狗仔驅逐劑

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永別了,爛人

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我跟朗尼談過,那個包商

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我知道朗尼是誰

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酷,我們可以幫你做水床

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太好了

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但是得花大一筆錢

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沒問題

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但是...

202
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:03,462
什麼事?

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我們希望你能先付錢

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你擔心我會賴帳?

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不是,當然不是

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覺得我買不起水床?

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00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,352
我沒這麼說

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00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:22,523
那你在說什麼?

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00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:25,150
我什麼都沒說,沒有別的意思

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鬧你的啦

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沒子彈,我在鬧你

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00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:37,329
他的表情好好笑

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00:16:38,539 --> 00:16:39,665
我會先付錢的

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- 沒問題
- 兄弟,他有錢啦

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他不窮

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(水床倉庫)

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我不拆封

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除非他先付錢

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我會跟他談的

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不用

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我去

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- 搞什麼?
- 對不起,我以為...抱歉

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我以為妳是妳丈夫

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你以為我是我丈夫?

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不是,對不起...

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湯米

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00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:50,569
怎麼了?

228
00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:53,655
發生什麼事了?

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該死的

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蘭德?

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- 蘭德?
- 你這個天殺的混蛋

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- 你搞什麼鬼?
- 不是...聽我說

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00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,214
- 你居然敢偷看我老婆?
- 我沒有

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- 別吵了
- 你明明在偷窺她

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我發誓我沒有,真的沒有

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你是說我老婆說謊?

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00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:17,805
不是,那是無心之過
拜託,我是在找你

238
00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:20,599
你找我幹嘛?

239
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:25,020
- 快說
- 找你要錢

240
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,355
要錢

241
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,440
我們說得很清楚

242
00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:33,487
繼續工程之前 你要先把欠我們的錢付清

243
00:18:39,868 --> 00:18:40,869
就這樣

244
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,270
看看這個地方

245
00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:14,736
粗製濫造

246
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,865
瓷磚嗎?還沒貼好

247
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:22,452
這又是哪種木頭?

248
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:23,745
馬達加斯加松木

249
00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,458
看起來好廉價

250
00:19:29,084 --> 00:19:32,212
這是全世界最貴的木材

251
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,883
對

252
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:38,051
你們在敲我竹槓

253
00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:40,304
- 我們在敲竹槓?
- 對

254
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,931
- 你欠我九千塊
- 欠我一萬七

255
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:47,853
假借名目,想跟我多收錢

256
00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,980
那不是多收錢,是正常收費

257
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:50,939
是我們的酬勞

258
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:55,027
你們猜怎麼著?我一毛錢都不給

259
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,280
因為你們做得太爛了 我已經忍無可忍

260
00:19:58,280 --> 00:19:59,239
「忍無可忍」?

261
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:00,324
對

262
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:01,366
什麼意思?

263
00:20:01,658 --> 00:20:03,035
就是你們被開除了

264
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:09,041
滾出我家

265
00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:43,075
我們應該告他

266
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:45,994
告死那個目中無人的搖滾巨星

267
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,121
律師費

268
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:51,083
律師費可能比他欠我們的錢還多 而且不一定會贏

269
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,084
我們當然會贏

270
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:56,964
他大概會僱一個王牌律師團

271
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,840
幫辛普森打贏官司的那些人

272
00:20:58,924 --> 00:21:01,760
你打算忍氣吞聲,讓他搞你?

273
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:02,886
對

274
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:10,227
你知道嗎?

275
00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:15,524
沒關係,他會自食惡果的

276
00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:18,318
- 你在說什麼?
- 我在說因果報應

277
00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:22,281
快樂來自善行 痛苦則是作惡的結果

278
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:23,407
《摩訶婆羅多》

279
00:21:23,615 --> 00:21:24,491
摩訶...啥?

280
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:25,867
《摩訶婆羅多》

281
00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:28,370
古印度兩大著名梵文史詩之一

282
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:31,373
另一首是《羅摩衍那》,也非常棒

283
00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:34,376
我算是個業餘神學家

284
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:37,337
我研究宗教

285
00:21:39,423 --> 00:21:40,257
為什麼?

286
00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:44,344
因為很美

287
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:48,265
走正道者,會得到獎賞

288
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,851
不義者一定會受到懲罰

289
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:52,185
因果報應?

290
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:53,770
對

291
00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:57,899
希望宇宙會狠狠修理 那個該死的搖滾歌手

292
00:21:58,233 --> 00:21:59,818
會的

293
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,486
我有百分之百的信心

294
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:24,634
要命

295
00:22:25,427 --> 00:22:27,554
(請按鈕)

296
00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:29,931
你好

297
00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:33,185
高田,我是蘭德高提耶
可以幫我開門嗎?

298
00:22:33,310 --> 00:22:35,437
誰?

299
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,898
蘭德高提耶,我是木匠

300
00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:39,024
你有約時間嗎?

301
00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:41,526
沒有,我是...我...

302
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:46,365
我這幾個月都在這裡工作 有東西忘在這裡

303
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,741
我是來拿的

304
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:50,077
李先生知道你要來嗎?

305
00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:08,095
謝謝你讓我進來,高田

306
00:23:08,095 --> 00:23:10,305
我忘了帶鑰匙,所以...

307
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:11,598
待會兒自己出去

308
00:23:18,605 --> 00:23:19,523
有人在嗎?

309
00:23:54,349 --> 00:23:55,767
不准動,龜孫子

310
00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:01,148
轉過來

311
00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:06,653
你在幹嘛?

312
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:08,989
我只是來拿我的工具的

313
00:24:18,039 --> 00:24:19,040
你的工具?

314
00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:20,000
對

315
00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:25,422
錯了

316
00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:27,716
那些都是我的

317
00:24:29,050 --> 00:24:33,054
這是你丟下我不管的賠償

318
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:35,015
是你開除我們耶

319
00:24:36,349 --> 00:24:38,768
現在我得找新的工班

320
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:41,021
你知道這得花多少錢嗎?

321
00:24:41,021 --> 00:24:42,522
很多很多

322
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:45,275
你擺了我一道

323
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:47,694
還以為可以大搖大擺來拿工具嗎?

324
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:50,030
小子

325
00:24:51,531 --> 00:24:54,493
你什麼都別想帶走

326
00:24:56,077 --> 00:25:00,165
連一顆螺母都別想帶走

327
00:25:05,712 --> 00:25:07,422
把工具箱放下

328
00:25:14,387 --> 00:25:16,181
滾出我家

329
00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:42,874
別這樣,就這一次而已

330
00:25:42,958 --> 00:25:44,334
你每次都這樣說

331
00:25:44,334 --> 00:25:46,753
今晚妳帶他 接下來三個週末都由我來顧他

332
00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:48,171
- 她叫什麼名字?
- 誰?

333
00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:50,298
那個比你兒子還重要的妓女

334
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:52,717
- 哪有什麼妓女?
- 那有什麼事這麼緊急?

335
00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:54,719
就突然有事嘛,我做了計畫

336
00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:56,054
- 計畫?
- 對,沒錯

337
00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:56,972
什麼計畫?

338
00:25:56,972 --> 00:25:59,516
不關妳的事的計畫

339
00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:02,060
妳到底幫不幫我?

340
00:26:02,185 --> 00:26:04,187
好,去死吧

341
00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:37,804
聽著

342
00:26:37,804 --> 00:26:41,266
不管發生什麼事 都不可以出這個房間,懂嗎?

343
00:26:54,362 --> 00:26:55,530
(檸檬汽水)

344
00:26:59,367 --> 00:27:02,912
我們在百老匯一起演過《歡樂今宵》

345
00:27:02,996 --> 00:27:03,830
他是個大好人

346
00:27:03,830 --> 00:27:06,791
說到好人,猜我前幾天跟誰吃午飯?

347
00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:08,960
- 誰?
- 勞勃范恩

348
00:27:09,085 --> 00:27:11,880
- 勞勃范恩?你人面真廣
- 沒錯

349
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,548
你說得沒錯

350
00:27:23,266 --> 00:27:24,643
你是個小廢物

351
00:27:59,302 --> 00:28:01,304
我們反正不會有任何損失

352
00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:03,014
- 如果我想找人上床...
- 可惡

353
00:28:03,098 --> 00:28:05,600
我只要離開這裡就好了

354
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:06,518
喂?

355
00:28:06,893 --> 00:28:08,853
咱們要挫挫那個混蛋的銳氣

356
00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:10,814
我以為你要交給因果報應

357
00:28:11,815 --> 00:28:15,068
報應來了,我就是他的現世報

358
00:28:24,577 --> 00:28:27,288
(《因果行動》)

359
00:29:43,782 --> 00:29:46,534
(媽媽味泰式餐館)
(當鋪,收金銀珠寶)

360
00:29:46,618 --> 00:29:50,789
(1995年10月)

361
00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:08,890
蘭德,好久不見

362
00:30:08,890 --> 00:30:10,725
這是什麼鬼東西?

363
00:30:17,607 --> 00:30:20,735
八月和九月時新工班進出的時間

364
00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:26,282
狗仔抵達和離開的時間

365
00:30:26,366 --> 00:30:27,992
湯米和潘蜜拉睡覺的時間

366
00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:35,416
要死了

367
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:37,794
準備好了嗎?

368
00:30:38,628 --> 00:30:40,129
好了

369
00:30:40,213 --> 00:30:42,090
我們準備好了

370
00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:43,842
我們從這裡進去

371
00:30:43,842 --> 00:30:46,219
這裡的籬笆最矮,然後從這裡出去

372
00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:49,264
大門會自動從裡面打開

373
00:30:49,264 --> 00:30:50,265
很簡單

374
00:30:51,891 --> 00:30:52,725
別急

375
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:57,438
還有監視器這個不算小的問題

376
00:30:57,522 --> 00:30:58,898
關掉啊

377
00:30:59,023 --> 00:31:00,567
我們靠近時還是會被拍到

378
00:31:00,567 --> 00:31:02,443
我們應該會戴面罩吧?

379
00:31:04,737 --> 00:31:07,657
掩飾身分不成問題

380
00:31:07,657 --> 00:31:11,619
監視器跟24小時輪班的 外部監視小組連線

381
00:31:11,703 --> 00:31:12,662
如果我們被他們看到

382
00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:15,623
還沒到車庫,警察就到了

383
00:31:15,874 --> 00:31:17,333
所以完蛋了?

384
00:31:18,418 --> 00:31:20,879
不要被他們看到就好

385
00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:25,300
你真的覺得這行得通?

386
00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:27,218
監視器的品質很爛

387
00:31:27,302 --> 00:31:30,513
我們只要趴在地上 看起來就跟那隻狗一樣

388
00:31:30,638 --> 00:31:31,890
我對這個計畫很沒把握

389
00:31:31,890 --> 00:31:33,224
我以前是裝監視器的

390
00:31:33,308 --> 00:31:35,935
監視器畫面跟登月轉播一樣差

391
00:31:37,896 --> 00:31:39,647
也許這不是個好主意

392
00:31:45,528 --> 00:31:47,405
你想打退堂鼓?

393
00:31:49,073 --> 00:31:50,033
我們搞不好會坐牢

394
00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:51,075
不會有人坐牢的

395
00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:52,410
這...

396
00:31:59,792 --> 00:32:00,668
這是犯法

397
00:32:01,961 --> 00:32:03,129
我們這是犯法

398
00:32:03,421 --> 00:32:07,634
我們只是把該給我們的錢討回來 只是形式有一點點不一樣

399
00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:09,427
- 裡面的東西?
- 對

400
00:32:09,427 --> 00:32:11,304
萬一更值錢呢?

401
00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:12,847
比他欠我們的更多?

402
00:32:13,014 --> 00:32:16,100
那叫做後補性損失賠償

403
00:32:16,184 --> 00:32:18,519
因為他造成我們的痛苦

404
00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:21,981
有人在麥當勞把熱咖啡弄灑在自己身上 就拿到五千萬

405
00:32:22,106 --> 00:32:24,442
他讓我們足吃苦頭,你不覺得

406
00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:27,946
我們拿個區區二十萬是應該的嗎?

407
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:28,947
我覺得很應該

408
00:32:32,241 --> 00:32:33,368
不是「補償性賠償」嗎?

409
00:32:34,827 --> 00:32:36,454
我不知道你在說什麼

410
00:32:36,454 --> 00:32:38,331
「補償性損害賠償」

411
00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:41,793
後補性

412
00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:46,047
我很確定是「補償性」

413
00:32:46,422 --> 00:32:47,465
後補性

414
00:32:52,220 --> 00:32:53,680
「補償性」

415
00:33:00,603 --> 00:33:01,437
喂?

416
00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:03,898
明天,洞三洞洞

417
00:33:04,440 --> 00:33:05,274
準時行動

418
00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:07,402
喂?

419
00:33:08,319 --> 00:33:09,278
你在嗎?

420
00:33:11,030 --> 00:33:12,073
怎麼了?

421
00:33:13,449 --> 00:33:15,284
我不跟你去了

422
00:33:16,035 --> 00:33:16,995
什麼意思?

423
00:33:19,288 --> 00:33:20,665
該死的

424
00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:25,378
(豹映地毯清潔)

425
00:36:41,782 --> 00:36:43,993
該死的,該死的

426
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:48,539
該死的...

427
00:36:59,884 --> 00:37:01,510
可惡

428
00:37:01,594 --> 00:37:02,720
可惡

429
00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,180
天啊

430
00:37:46,597 --> 00:37:48,182
早安,我的愛人

431
00:37:50,768 --> 00:37:52,645
我去煮咖啡

432
00:37:53,813 --> 00:37:55,648
好像沒咖啡了

433
00:37:58,526 --> 00:38:00,069
車庫裡還有

434
00:38:13,833 --> 00:38:14,959
還好嗎?

435
00:38:14,959 --> 00:38:16,836
很好

436
00:38:29,932 --> 00:38:30,766
讚

437
00:39:01,630 --> 00:39:02,465
(哥斯大黎加咖啡豆)

438
00:39:02,465 --> 00:39:03,716
(瓜地馬拉高山咖啡)

439
00:40:54,243 --> 00:40:59,248
(當鋪)
(現金收購黃金與白銀)

440
00:41:08,966 --> 00:41:12,845
(蘭德高提耶)

441
00:41:14,472 --> 00:41:15,848
過來

442
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:21,645
不能把那個東西拿掉嗎?

443
00:41:21,729 --> 00:41:25,316
不行,獸醫說如果牠一直抓
傷口就不會好

444
00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,985
而且我發現如果讓牠坐在電視旁邊

445
00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:30,488
第五臺的訊號會比較清楚

446
00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:35,075
你看牠,牠覺得很丟臉

447
00:41:36,577 --> 00:41:39,830
樓上那個惡霸一直在傷口上撒鹽 只會讓情況越來越糟

448
00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:42,458
這樣就對了

449
00:41:44,251 --> 00:41:45,085
英格利電影公司

450
00:41:45,169 --> 00:41:47,463
米爾提在嗎?

451
00:41:47,588 --> 00:41:49,298
請問哪裡找?

452
00:41:51,175 --> 00:41:52,593
奧斯丁摩爾

453
00:41:54,345 --> 00:41:56,055
這恐怕不夠好

454
00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:58,516
我可能得審核妳的

455
00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:00,184
綱要

456
00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:02,394
我的綱要

457
00:42:03,103 --> 00:42:04,063
在這裡

458
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:09,485
很好

459
00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:13,697
很好,放慢,慢一點,傑夫

460
00:42:13,864 --> 00:42:15,908
現在整個進去

461
00:42:15,908 --> 00:42:17,409
把全套都給她

462
00:42:18,327 --> 00:42:19,787
史提夫,把筒燈拿高點

463
00:42:19,787 --> 00:42:20,871
調到50

464
00:42:22,456 --> 00:42:23,290
奧斯丁?

465
00:42:24,833 --> 00:42:25,668
嘿

466
00:42:26,335 --> 00:42:27,545
近來可好?

467
00:42:27,545 --> 00:42:29,338
- 好久不見
- 對了,真的好久了

468
00:42:29,338 --> 00:42:31,215
有什麼事?想找工作?

469
00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:32,508
做木工還是肛交?

470
00:42:32,716 --> 00:42:33,759
我其實...

471
00:42:35,302 --> 00:42:36,303
可以佔用你一分鐘嗎?

472
00:42:38,138 --> 00:42:40,349
可以,我給你十分鐘

473
00:42:41,141 --> 00:42:43,519
我馬上回來,記得要慢一點

474
00:42:43,644 --> 00:42:44,520
跟我來

475
00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:46,313
你生意似乎很好

476
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:48,399
兄弟,谷區現在是一片榮景

477
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:51,569
成人影片新聞雜誌說到了1997年 我們的淨值會高達三十億

478
00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:52,778
三十億!

479
00:42:52,778 --> 00:42:55,030
你知道現在在家裡看錄影帶的人

480
00:42:55,114 --> 00:42:57,616
已經超去過電影院的人了嗎?

481
00:42:57,700 --> 00:42:58,826
- 真的假的?
- 是真的

482
00:42:58,826 --> 00:43:02,413
崔西,那是那種
叫直條型的新花樣嗎?

483
00:43:02,413 --> 00:43:03,789
- 對
- 我喜歡

484
00:43:03,789 --> 00:43:06,375
- 我喜歡,妳也弄一下
- 嘿,崔西

485
00:43:06,375 --> 00:43:09,044
傑夫,25分鐘後就輪到你了
趕緊硬起來

486
00:43:09,336 --> 00:43:10,671
現在錄影帶才是王道

487
00:43:10,963 --> 00:43:14,758
我們正好提供了讓消費者發洩的管道

488
00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:18,679
我在考慮開連鎖成人錄影帶店

489
00:43:18,971 --> 00:43:20,639
百色達

490
00:43:20,723 --> 00:43:22,474
把百視達改一個字

491
00:43:22,808 --> 00:43:23,767
答對了

492
00:43:28,105 --> 00:43:29,064
天啊

493
00:43:32,735 --> 00:43:33,569
我那時好年輕

494
00:43:33,569 --> 00:43:35,613
(《城市鹹濕佬2》
「雪莉小洞的傳說」)

495
00:43:37,364 --> 00:43:38,240
記得這個嗎?

496
00:43:40,868 --> 00:43:43,537
現在還在租借排行榜的二十五名之內

497
00:43:43,621 --> 00:43:45,456
實至名歸

498
00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:49,293
你想跟我談什麼?

499
00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:52,379
你這裡可以播放Hi8的帶子嗎?

500
00:43:54,715 --> 00:43:56,383
當然,這是我們的工作

501
00:43:59,136 --> 00:43:59,970
好

502
00:44:01,764 --> 00:44:03,098
來看看是什麼東西

503
00:44:05,601 --> 00:44:06,769
對,他的弟弟好大

504
00:44:08,270 --> 00:44:09,229
多大?

505
00:44:09,313 --> 00:44:10,898
多大?給我們看看

506
00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:12,858
這是什麼東西?

507
00:44:13,025 --> 00:44:13,984
快轉

508
00:44:22,076 --> 00:44:23,911
媽呀,那是潘蜜拉安德森

509
00:44:23,911 --> 00:44:24,828
妳在做什麼?

510
00:44:27,039 --> 00:44:28,290
對

511
00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:30,250
- 是她
- 我不懂,妳要去哪裡?

512
00:44:30,334 --> 00:44:31,210
繼續快轉

513
00:44:33,879 --> 00:44:35,089
這傢伙是誰?

514
00:44:35,756 --> 00:44:37,966
湯米李混蛋

515
00:44:39,009 --> 00:44:40,052
繼續快轉

516
00:44:40,928 --> 00:44:41,970
這是哪兒來的?

517
00:44:42,304 --> 00:44:43,514
繼續快轉就是了

518
00:44:47,768 --> 00:44:49,687
退回去...

519
00:44:51,063 --> 00:44:52,439
播放...

520
00:44:53,565 --> 00:44:54,400
對,寶貝

521
00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:55,943
我好愛你

522
00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,112
- 對,給我吧
- 妳是我老婆

523
00:44:58,112 --> 00:44:59,029
我要生寶寶

524
00:44:59,154 --> 00:45:00,280
對,給我吧,寶貝

525
00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:01,198
該死的

526
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:06,412
寶貝

527
00:45:06,412 --> 00:45:07,788
- 要死了
- 對,寶貝

528
00:45:08,914 --> 00:45:09,998
我的天啊