1 00:00:05,171 --> 00:00:08,383 [angelic choir singing] 2 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:15,557 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,940 [indistinct chatter, cash register bell dings] 4 00:00:23,940 --> 00:00:26,985 [soft music playing] 5 00:00:26,985 --> 00:00:34,159 ♪ ♪ 6 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:43,501 Ugh. 7 00:00:43,585 --> 00:00:48,298 ♪ ♪ 8 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:52,302 Hello. Um, I was wondering if you could help me 9 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:54,304 find a magazine that was due in this morning. 10 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:55,764 It's called "Minx." 11 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:58,057 - Is that Russian? - No, that would be Minsk. 12 00:00:58,141 --> 00:01:00,185 No, "Minx" is a clever play on the word "floozy." 13 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:03,188 It's ironic 'cause the magazine is feminist. 14 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,148 Like "Cosmo"? That's on the rack. 15 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:06,566 Uh, nope. [chuckles] 16 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:08,067 Um... 17 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:15,950 [whispering] Uh, it has a more e-erotic bent. 18 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:17,744 Did you check here? 19 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,662 I did. It's not--it's not there. 20 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,623 Oh, the one with the dick in it. 21 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:24,876 Hey, Darius! Did you stock that new mag with the dick in it? 22 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:27,420 Check under the counter, doofus! 23 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:32,383 Nope. No. Not that one. 24 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,677 Oh, yeah, here it is. 25 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:37,347 [whistles] 26 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:40,350 Talk about an unsafe job site. 27 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:42,143 That's great. 28 00:01:42,227 --> 00:01:45,146 [rock music] 29 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:46,606 ♪ ♪ 30 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:48,983 Oh, my God. Thank you so much. 31 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:50,109 Have fun. 32 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:52,904 ♪ ♪ 33 00:01:52,904 --> 00:01:54,614 [exhales sharply] 34 00:01:54,614 --> 00:02:01,037 ♪ ♪ 35 00:02:01,037 --> 00:02:03,581 So sales so far have not been-- 36 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:07,210 they--they've just not been ideal, but I've seen worse. 37 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:08,711 - You have? - I have. 38 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,213 And better. Definitely better. 39 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:11,840 Look, this is not surprising, okay? 40 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,591 No woman wants to buy a magazine 41 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,510 if she's made to feel like a pervert. 42 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:16,886 We have to think of a way 43 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,513 of getting it out from under the counter. 44 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:20,265 That's right. We--we need to create awareness. 45 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:23,059 We got to get people talking about it, asking about it. 46 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,853 - That's right. - Is anyone reading it? 47 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:26,354 - Of course they are. Yes. - Okay. 48 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:29,190 We're big in, uhm Greenwich Village... 49 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:31,150 uh, Provincetown... 50 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:32,402 the Castro. 51 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:34,279 We're big in the Castro. - Intriguing. 52 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:36,239 So let's build off that momentum. 53 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,533 Let's make issue two a knockout. 54 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:39,993 What about a celebrity interview? 55 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,619 - Ooh, yeah. - Good. Yeah. 56 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:43,913 - - Ooh, Bella Abzug-- - I bet she has some stories to tell. 57 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,748 - Sexy stories? - Maybe. 58 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:48,501 - I'm one degree from Jackie O. - Bobby or Teddy? 59 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,628 - Yes. - I-I think we need somebody 60 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,422 with a little bit more sizzle, right? 61 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:53,840 A bigger name. 62 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,592 - How about-- - I'm just gonna throw this out there, 63 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,010 but what about Billy Brunson? 64 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,428 - Who? Who's that? - Okay. 65 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:00,096 Billy Brunson, the Goat. Billy Brunson. 66 00:03:00,096 --> 00:03:01,973 The football player who punched out Warren Beatty. 67 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,808 No. No! G-God, no, absolutely not. 68 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:06,019 No. They have to align with the mission of the magazine, 69 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,604 no matter how famous. 70 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:10,064 Oh, he's pretty famous. I think we should use Bill-- 71 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,316 Doug, delivery. 72 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,151 Okay, well, you can sign for it. 73 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:14,819 Uh, no, I can't. 74 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:20,116 Hey, what's going on? They sent back 25,000? 75 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:21,993 Something about indecent material. 76 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:23,912 Tempe desert rats-- not even a heads-up. 77 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:25,872 I don't know what to tell you, man. 78 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,373 They called a few times. 79 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,000 Gary Breckner, VP of Operations. 80 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,461 You never returned. - I thought we owed them money. 81 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:33,630 - We do owe them money. - Well, you see? I was right. 82 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,798 Somebody needs to sign for these. 83 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:37,342 I'll tell you what, Ron-- 84 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:39,093 whatever Thrifty's paying you, I'm gonna double it. 85 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:42,305 Will you just stick around until I figure this out? 86 00:03:42,305 --> 00:03:45,600 [indistinct chatter, telephones ringing] 87 00:03:47,477 --> 00:03:49,312 [exhales sharply] 88 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:52,440 Oh, great. Very good. 89 00:03:53,691 --> 00:03:55,443 Doug... 90 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:57,111 we cannot eat these magazines. 91 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,571 You think I don't know that, Tina? 92 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:00,907 We don't have the cash to cover the cost. 93 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,533 It's not just Thrifty. 94 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:05,912 - What are you talking about? - Piggly Wiggly called. 95 00:04:05,912 --> 00:04:07,497 [sniffs] 96 00:04:07,497 --> 00:04:09,415 [upbeat funky music] 97 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:13,086 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 98 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,837 Okay. 99 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,089 Fuck! 100 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,091 ♪ ♪ 101 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,509 [clears throat] 102 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,511 ♪ ♪ 103 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:23,429 Okay! [chuckles, claps hands] 104 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:25,807 This is the fun part. We got a good product. 105 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:27,517 Now we just got to tell people about it. 106 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:29,269 That's all we got to do right now. 107 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,187 All right, well, I have some pretty big media contacts, 108 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:33,189 and I bet one of them can help land a big fish 109 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:34,357 for the front cover-- 110 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:35,984 you know, a feminist with frisson. 111 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,652 See, that's what I'm talking about, Joyce! 112 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:39,070 See? Good! Hustle! - Okay. 113 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,863 How do you think we built this place? 114 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,032 We built this place with hustle! 115 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,201 Tina, come here, please. [chuckles] 116 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:49,288 Me and Tina driving around, handing out "Lusty Lesbos" 117 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:50,999 to anybody who would take it, 118 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,209 and the next thing you know, people were begging for it. 119 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,003 And they're gonna do that with "Minx." 120 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:57,046 Well, I know a thing or two about our intended audience, 121 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,339 and I will tell you this. 122 00:04:58,423 --> 00:04:59,799 They're motivated by fear, 123 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:01,759 fear of someone having something they don't. 124 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,386 You live someplace hoity-toity, right? 125 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:05,179 You're rich. - Yeah, we're comfortable. 126 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:06,931 I'm happy for you. Good. Here's what I want you to do. 127 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:08,433 I want you to take Bambi. 128 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,143 I want you to fill your car up with magazines. 129 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,186 I want you to give them away, all of them, for free. 130 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:13,438 - Okay. - Good. Yes. Trust me. 131 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:14,856 I have an idea where I can go. 132 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:16,441 Good. That's what I'm talking about! 133 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:18,234 Great! Good initiative! Good stuff! 134 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:20,069 This is what we're gonna do! We're gonna win... 135 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,030 - [chuckling] Okay. - As this team. 136 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:25,241 [laughs] Good! The A-team! 137 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:26,909 What are you gonna do? 138 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,370 I'm gonna catch the next flight to, uh, Tempe, Arizona, 139 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:32,623 and I'm gonna get our magazines back on the Thrifty shelves. 140 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:36,919 [telephone ringing] 141 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:41,591 [door opens, indistinct chatter] 142 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,094 Oh, Glenn. 143 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,429 - Joyce. - Hello. 144 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:48,723 Hey. What--what are you doing here? 145 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:49,891 I was in the neighborhood, 146 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,476 and we never got that lunch, so... 147 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:54,771 No. I know. I-I left you a few messages. I just-- 148 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:56,606 I know. I'm sorry, it's been crazy. 149 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,733 But, um, anyway, I got some financiers 150 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:00,485 from that bakery we like on Burton. 151 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:02,612 - Oh. [chuckles] - Figured I'd say hi. 152 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:04,489 [chuckles] That's so sweet. Thank you. 153 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:06,783 Um, you want to crack them open? 154 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:08,451 Yes, I do. [door closes] 155 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:11,412 So, what, do you have a meeting nearby or...? 156 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:12,955 I do. Yeah. 157 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:16,834 I've got to get a big splashy name for issue two. 158 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:19,378 So--oh, Jane Fonda's, uh, publicist 159 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:21,631 says that she might be interested, so... 160 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:23,549 Wow. That'd be a big get. 161 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:24,884 Yeah, it would. You know what? 162 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,511 I'm getting the runaround, though. 163 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,304 I don't quite have the contacts yet. 164 00:06:28,304 --> 00:06:31,307 Yeah. Well, those can take years to cultivate. 165 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:33,434 Who else you thinking? - Oh, God. 166 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:36,104 No, I don't want to bore you with my tedious work dilemmas. 167 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,481 Stop, please. It's my pleasure. 168 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:40,024 Some first ideas. 169 00:06:41,609 --> 00:06:44,320 Okay. Susan Sontag, she'll say no. 170 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:45,446 Victoria Hartnett. 171 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:46,989 - I love her. - I know you do. 172 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,659 But she only does fancy stuff-- "The New Yorker." 173 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:53,454 [inhales deeply] Hmm. 174 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:55,832 I have an idea. 175 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,126 Wendy Mah. 176 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,336 - "Aphrodisia" Wendy Mah? - Yeah. 177 00:07:00,336 --> 00:07:02,088 I was supposed to interview her for Crush of the Month, 178 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,132 but we just couldn't make it work by deadline. 179 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:07,009 I don't know. Her book, it's middle-brow pablum 180 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:09,637 posing as a treatise on sexual empowerment. 181 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:11,264 - You read it? - No, of course not. 182 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,474 [laughs] "The Times" eviscerated it, though. 183 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:14,684 Did you? - I did. 184 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,144 Well, I had to for work. 185 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:18,146 But I don't know. 186 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:19,730 I found it entertaining... 187 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:22,650 [inhales sharply] And provocative. 188 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:27,280 Just because something is popular doesn't mean it's bad. 189 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:31,242 I mean, she did knock "Jonathan Livingston Seagull" 190 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:32,785 off the best-seller list. 191 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:35,705 You know, she's teaching right over at Woodbridge. 192 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:38,166 Bet I could get you a meeting. 193 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:41,043 Then I guess I came to the right place. 194 00:07:42,378 --> 00:07:45,339 Okay, but don't say the thing about Gestapo tactics. 195 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:47,133 It sets the wrong tone. - But that's what this is. 196 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,302 I mean, who is Gary Breckner to decide what is decent 197 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,053 for Thrifty customers? 198 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,556 Vice President of Operations who has the right to do that. 199 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:56,434 - He sells "Playboy." - Okay. 200 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:58,728 Are you saying that soft dick 201 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,730 is more offensive than a hairy bush? 202 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:02,982 A hairy bush is not the female sex organ. 203 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:04,942 - It's all vagina. - Okay, listen. 204 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:06,986 You are lucky we even got a meeting, okay? 205 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:09,113 The longer those magazines stay on that truck, 206 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:10,740 the more fucked we are, 207 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,909 so just please pull it together and make this right. 208 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,243 Okay. I agree. 209 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,329 Okay. [indistinct chatter over PA] 210 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,955 I got this, okay? 211 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:19,373 I will be home by happy hour. 212 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:20,750 Okay. I'll be back to get you. 213 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,210 - Great. - Have a safe flight. 214 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:24,503 Thank you. [sniffs] 215 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:25,922 [sniffs, clears throat] 216 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:28,966 [indistinct chatter] 217 00:08:29,050 --> 00:08:31,093 [sighs] 218 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,678 Excuse me. 219 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:36,015 And I think once Mr. Breckner hears what I have to say-- 220 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:37,850 Well, would--would you please tell him that he-- 221 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,810 he has to make time for me today 222 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:40,937 'cause I'm at the airport right now. 223 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:42,230 I'm about to board. 224 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,981 I'll be there in an hour and a half. 225 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:46,651 I think what I'm asking for is just a little face time. 226 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:49,403 Well, then who's above the Vice President of Operations? 227 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:52,031 I don't know who his boss is. I don't work for the company. 228 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,616 Hi, Mrs. Breckner? 229 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,576 [chuckles] Oh, good. Hey, Carol, how are you? 230 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:58,579 Say, I was wondering, what's your home address? 231 00:08:58,663 --> 00:08:59,997 Look, I really appreciate 232 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,250 you meeting us on such short notice. 233 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:05,127 Well, I felt bad we couldn't make the "Lad" piece work. 234 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,797 Awoogah. Hey, big fella. 235 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:08,798 Yeah. [chuckles] 236 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:10,132 Child brides, ugh. 237 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,467 It's one thing to screw at 14, 238 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:13,469 but can you imagine being married? 239 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:15,471 Nightmare. - It is a nightmare. 240 00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:17,223 In Bangladesh, there's-- - Uh, you know, 241 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,141 Joyce really responded to "Aphorodisia," Wendy. 242 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:22,395 Yeah. God, oh, yes. Yeah. You know what? 243 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:26,440 You have a flare for literary erotica 244 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:29,110 without ever devolving into the profane. 245 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,487 Tell that to the eunuchs at "The Paris Review." 246 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:33,781 Or you could. You could write a whole feature. 247 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:35,032 That sounds fun, 248 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:37,118 but between press and my course load-- 249 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:38,786 Uh, we'd figure out a way to make it work 250 00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:40,246 with your schedule. 251 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:43,916 I can come back after class. - Sure. Maybe... 252 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,294 No, feminist collective meeting. 253 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:47,837 I'm faculty advisor-- 254 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,505 sorry, faculty sister. - [chuckles] 255 00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:51,674 You know, Joyce ran the feminist collective at Vassar. 256 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:54,760 Persephone Rising had no formal leadership structure, 257 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:58,014 but I did facilitate most of the meetings. 258 00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:59,640 Really? Come by. 259 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,475 We're always on the hunt for guest speakers. 260 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:04,186 Oh, gosh. [chuckles] I'm not sure I'm accomplished enough 261 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,522 to, you know, warrant that honor. 262 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:08,274 You're a successful woman in publishing. 263 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,775 They'll eat you right up. 264 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:11,485 So--so then afterwards, 265 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,195 we could talk about you and "Minx"? 266 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,364 - I'll see you there. - Okay. 267 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:18,159 [chuckling] Yes! - Good job. 268 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,493 You did a good job. 269 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:21,203 - Thank you. - That was awes-- 270 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,748 Okay, hey, have you got any plans for this afternoon? 271 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,374 No. Nothing that I have to rush back for. 272 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,917 What'd you have in mind? 273 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:29,545 Okay, great. Just a little grassroots marketing. 274 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:31,339 Lead the way. 275 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:34,383 [upbeat rock music] 276 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,552 ♪ ♪ 277 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:37,928 - Hey! - I'm sorry. 278 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:40,639 Oh, yeah. We were just so distracted. 279 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,350 What's that? 280 00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:46,729 Oh, my gosh. It's a kick. 281 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,898 You've never heard of "Minx" before? 282 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,317 - Everyone's talking about it. - They are? 283 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:54,570 Yeah. Too bad it's sold out everywhere. 284 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:57,281 - Oh. - You know what? 285 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,492 Here, why don't you take my copy? 286 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,911 - Becky! - It's okay, Jane. 287 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,580 We've already had our fun. 288 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:07,041 - [mouths] Thanks. - Enjoy! 289 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,126 ♪ ♪ 290 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,920 Okay, um... 291 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,756 Volkswagen Beetle. They're always secret freaks. 292 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,466 That's what I drive. 293 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:16,926 ♪ ♪ 294 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,260 Thank you. 295 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:21,764 ♪ ♪ 296 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,057 - [mouths] Hey. - Hi. 297 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:24,141 - How's it going? - I'm good. 298 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:25,101 Here you go. 299 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,644 Um, actually, 300 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:29,397 how about you give me one those magazines instead? 301 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:31,649 All right. Enjoy, Bruno. 302 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:32,900 Thank you. 303 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:40,074 ♪ ♪ 304 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:46,038 Don't tell me I missed the party. 305 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,665 Oh, sorry, fresh out. 306 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,542 What kind of salesman doesn't bring enough product? 307 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:54,380 [chuckles] Not a salesman. I'm, uh, the photographer. 308 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,382 You got a camera on you? 309 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:59,468 ♪ ♪ 310 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,638 All right, Brit, Cam, Brock, you're hittin' sorority row. 311 00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:04,682 And, Chet, Buck, Dingus, education. 312 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:07,977 And if you strike out there, try cheerleading practice. 313 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,395 Alternatively, 314 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,772 poli-sci is flush with female majors this year. 315 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,232 Wonderful. 316 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:15,901 May as well run by history and econ as well. 317 00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:19,071 Move, maggots! Let's go! Hidey-ho! 318 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,740 Don't make be bring out the spoon! 319 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,701 [chuckles] The what? 320 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,119 Once a Beta always a Beta. 321 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,871 Well, the efficiency of the manpower 322 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,372 you have summoned is undeniable, 323 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,499 but are fraternity brothers the right-- 324 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,752 Pledges. They haven't earned it yet. 325 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:36,464 Oh, I'm sorry. Are pledges the right emissaries 326 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,799 to be spreading the "Minx" message? 327 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,759 Listen, don't overthink it, okay? 328 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:44,597 We are actively getting your magazine out there right now. 329 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,682 Look at it. 330 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:49,560 I mean, you don't want to end up like that guy, do you? 331 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,062 Tenor? Tenor? Tenor? 332 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,856 No, really. I cannot thank you enough. 333 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,442 You know, we have a real chance of booking Wendy. 334 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:57,693 And I get to talk to the women 335 00:12:57,693 --> 00:12:59,445 that I actually made "Minx" for. 336 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:02,448 I might even come out of this with some mentees. 337 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,741 There you go. 338 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:05,868 Dingus, what are you doing? 339 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:08,537 Come on, Dingus. Move it! 340 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,539 [chuckles] - Yeah. 341 00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:12,208 [car horn honks] 342 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,542 I did not expect her 343 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,461 to talk about her dead husband that way. 344 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:16,712 [laughs] 345 00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,589 We're really doing a mitzvah here. 346 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,424 I'm 1/18 Ashkenazi. 347 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,134 How many boxes do we have left? 348 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,844 - Um, just two, I think. - Okay. 349 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,846 Oh, the Jurgensen's by my kid's school! 350 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,640 Those PTA moms will love it. 351 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,725 [both squeal] 352 00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:32,895 [Rare Earth's "I Couldn't Believe What..."] 353 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:36,398 ♪ ♪ 354 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:39,443 [camera shutter clicking] - Yeah. 355 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,028 Beautiful. 356 00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:44,907 [camera shutter clicking] 357 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:51,705 ♪ ♪ 358 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:55,751 All your friends models or just Dan and Benjy over here? 359 00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:59,588 Models, actors, escorts... 360 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,590 whatever pays the bills. - Hmm. 361 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,426 We all do very different things to pay the bills. 362 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,720 Well, today's your lucky day 363 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:09,515 because you're the one about to get paid. 364 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,893 ♪ But I ran into a detour in my life ♪ 365 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,271 ♪ ♪ 366 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,605 Oh, wow. 367 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,023 Oh, this place. - Mm-hmm. 368 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,942 God, my collective met in the basement 369 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,987 of a science building reeking of formaldehyde. 370 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,239 Then this piece might speak to you. 371 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,865 Oh, okay. 372 00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:31,996 - That's a sheep's uterus. - Oh. 373 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,498 "Mary Had a Little Hysterectomy." 374 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,333 You know, it's just-- it's amazing 375 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,711 what women can create when they have the resources, you know? 376 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:39,962 I mean, look at this. 377 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:43,173 This--even the quotidian is so beautiful. 378 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,384 Such depth of color here. 379 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,846 Those are menstrual drippings. 380 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:51,890 Sisters, good afternoon. 381 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:55,102 As you know, we have a very special guest today. 382 00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:57,396 I see some of you have formed a relationship 383 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,565 with her material already. 384 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:03,360 How about a warm Sisters of Solidarity welcome 385 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,613 for Joyce Prigger? 386 00:15:05,613 --> 00:15:07,990 [silence] 387 00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:10,117 [mouths words] 388 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,204 Do I--um, do I-- uh, do I stand here or-- 389 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:15,914 There are no hierarchies here. 390 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:19,251 All right. Should I just absorb in? 391 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:23,464 - Just tuck right in there. - I'm just--yeah. All right. 392 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:26,300 So all right. [grunts] 393 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:30,971 Okay. [sighs, grunts] 394 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,807 [chuckles] The one time I decide to wear a skirt. 395 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:35,434 [chuckles] 396 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:36,935 Looks like you're nice and comfy. 397 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,187 Yes. 398 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,022 So I've got a few errands to run. 399 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,232 You're gonna get along great. - Uh, you--you're not staying? 400 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,985 Oh, I'm yesterday's news, right, ladies? 401 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,154 Ciao! [door opens, closes] 402 00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:49,865 - Hi. - I have a contribution. 403 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:52,159 This penis is flaccid. 404 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:54,662 I resent the implication that women are too meek 405 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:57,164 to confront an erect phallus. all: Mm-hmm. 406 00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:59,291 Diving right in, I see. All right. 407 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,336 Um, does anybody else feel that way? 408 00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:05,381 [soft rock music] 409 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,216 ♪ ♪ 410 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,051 There's a taco casserole in the freezer, 411 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,886 so just pop it in the oven. 412 00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:13,138 Yeah. I'll be home in a jiff. 413 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,807 350. 414 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,642 45 minutes. 415 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,268 Keep the foil on. 416 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,396 No, not to eat it. Take it off for that. 417 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,231 [chuckles] Love you. 418 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,274 [clears throat] 419 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,859 I like to bring mine to room temp 420 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,236 before I pop it in the oven. 421 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,946 Well, obviously, if he had the time. 422 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:31,407 [both chuckle] - All right. 423 00:16:31,407 --> 00:16:34,326 [indistinct chatter] 424 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,578 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 425 00:16:36,662 --> 00:16:39,248 [indistinct chatter] 426 00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:40,791 [chuckles] 427 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:43,752 I mean, who knew it was illegal to hand out pornography 428 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,462 within 1,000 feet of a school? 429 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,965 Now that I say it out loud, it does make a lot of sense. 430 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:50,884 Officer McNeal said it was a new ordinance, 431 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,928 and we're the first women to violate it. 432 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:55,597 Oh, my God. 433 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,766 You're so nice and normal. 434 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,893 It's your community and all those snooty moms 435 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,729 almost saw you get cuffed. 436 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,731 Jesus! 437 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,566 It's--it's fine. 438 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,151 Where are you gonna get groceries? 439 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,610 I mean, that assistant manager 440 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,612 seemed very serious about your lifetime ban. 441 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,282 - - Yeah. So I'll-- - I'll shop someplace else. 442 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:16,034 Why are you being so cool about this? 443 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:20,164 Honestly, I-I can't even remember 444 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:23,250 the last time that I got in trouble. 445 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:26,253 And it felt kind of good. 446 00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:29,256 [R&B music] 447 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:34,136 ♪ ♪ 448 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,513 I receive your contribution, Sabrina, 449 00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,098 but one of the goals of "Minx" 450 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,100 is to reveal the oppressive nature 451 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,352 of all traditional relationships. 452 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:43,979 So now my lesbian relationship 453 00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:45,814 can't be traditional or oppressive? 454 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,441 Do you want it to be? 455 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,485 Where are the stories about working-class women? 456 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:50,986 Or women who aren't white? 457 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:53,655 Or forced sterilization of indigenous communities? 458 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,115 Good ideas, all, 459 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,993 but we can only have so many articles per issue 460 00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:59,828 based on the ads that we can sell. 461 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,997 So the monsters of Madison Avenue 462 00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,373 dictate your content? 463 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,793 Oh, God. I wish it was Madison Avenue. 464 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,503 It's more like, uh, Ventura Boulevard. 465 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,421 Clearly, profits are more important to you 466 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:10,672 than liberation. 467 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,758 I understand that this magazine 468 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,343 can't please everyone, 469 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:17,971 but we are bringing attention to important issues, 470 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,390 issues that you have raised many times-- 471 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:23,560 clitoridectomy in Upper Volta, marital rape. 472 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:27,314 That had promise, but you stopped way short. 473 00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:29,817 All marriage is rape. 474 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:32,945 Come on. That gets a weird silent clap? 475 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,240 Yes, marriage is problematic. It is. 476 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,158 But don't you think that we should refrain 477 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,577 from just calling everybody's dad a rapist? 478 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:43,372 I only have one mother, and her name is Gaia. 479 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,624 Oh, g-good for you, Linda. That's super. 480 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,042 Good for all of you. 481 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,211 It's--it's wonderful that you get to sit here 482 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,797 in your little circle with your menstrual blood 483 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,883 smeared all over the walls of your free housing, 484 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,761 arguing semantics that have nothing to do with life 485 00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,137 outside of this building. 486 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,139 - Sellout. - Child! 487 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,183 [PA chimes] - Attention, passengers-- 488 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:07,229 the inbound flight number 37 from Phoenix is delayed 489 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,689 due to mechanical issues. 490 00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,357 [The Caliphs' "Today, Tomorrow"] 491 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:13,318 ♪ Today, tomorrow wake her up ♪ 492 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:16,113 ♪ Just look around you, you see the reason why ♪ 493 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:19,032 ♪ The falsification of everything in sight ♪ 494 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,910 ♪ Made you run around until I... ♪ 495 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,412 Maker's neat. 496 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:26,582 ♪ Today, tomorrow wake her heart ♪ 497 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,126 ♪ I don't care if I live or die ♪ 498 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:32,671 ♪ The jet set, the gurus, the beats ♪ 499 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:35,924 ♪ Look at the way they stroll about the streets ♪ 500 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,218 ♪ ♪ 501 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,928 So you've just been sitting here all day? 502 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,430 Yep. 503 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:44,016 Going to the airport without a meeting is so you. 504 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,184 I thought he'd fold eventually. 505 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,312 So no cactus keychains? 506 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,147 You see all the implications. 507 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,441 - Mm-hmm. - I don't know. 508 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:56,570 When I was a kid, there was this boy named Jimmy McGurgin. 509 00:19:56,570 --> 00:20:00,073 And he opened up a lemonade stand. 510 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,451 [chuckles] It's good business. 511 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,661 And the punk wouldn't let me in on it. 512 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:05,954 So you know what I did? 513 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,624 I opened up my own but with a twist. 514 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:11,835 I added bourbon to it-- hit of the neighborhood. 515 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:16,006 Moms, dads, older kids, everybody loved it. 516 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,425 I was their king. 517 00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,469 I put Jimmy out of business. 518 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:23,680 One of the happiest days of my life. 519 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:25,432 That's super sad. 520 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:29,436 There's always an angle. I don't know what is going on. 521 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:34,399 So, look, if you want to tell me I told you so, 522 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,026 now would be the time. 523 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:38,070 The magazine's an albatross. 524 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,072 Y-you were right. 525 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,867 I'm not gonna do that. 526 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:46,828 You're pathetic. 527 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,998 And I don't kick a man when he's down. 528 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,917 Anyway, we've been here before. 529 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,336 Now you get resourceful, creative. 530 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,004 Yeah. 531 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,216 You'll figure out how to add some bourbon to the lemonade. 532 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,759 Can we get out of here? 533 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,552 There's a bird that's been trapped in the ceiling 534 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:05,180 for the last two hours, and it's really bumming me out. 535 00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,682 [both chuckle] 536 00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:09,476 [sighs] 537 00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:11,228 We got to make a pit stop. 538 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:12,980 Joyce is moving magazines at Woodbridge. 539 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,648 I got a bunch of boxes in the trunk. 540 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,775 Broke college kids? Perfect. 541 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,402 Yep. 542 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,529 [groans] Shit. 543 00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:24,199 [overlapping angry chatter] 544 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,247 - Fantastic. You're here. - Hi. 545 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,332 - Ready to go? - Yeah. Why? What's going on? 546 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:34,042 Um, the pledges did a great job, 547 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,419 but in their zeal to impress, 548 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,129 they made a pit stop at Bible study 549 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,964 and may have left some magazines behind. 550 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,424 That led to a protest, 551 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:41,800 which brought up the Gay Liberation Front, 552 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,635 who, by the way, love your magazine. 553 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,846 - Oh! - Um, and that's Dean Oliver. 554 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,264 He's trying to explain 555 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:49,307 the university's stance on free speech.... 556 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:50,892 - Oh, all right. - Which obviously 557 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,395 got the attention of the Civil Liberty Association. 558 00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:56,398 Tell me it went better inside. Is Wendy in? 559 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,317 God, Wendy. 560 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,568 - What? - Wendy. 561 00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:02,154 Hey! Wendy! Wendy! 562 00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:06,199 How'd it go? They're something, aren't they? 563 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:09,745 Those girls were terrifying, but you knew that, didn't you? 564 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:12,205 Welcome to being a feminist in the public's eye. 565 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:13,540 Tricky, huh? 566 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:15,584 Yeah, apparently so. But okay, fine. 567 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:18,295 That can be the angle for the piece you do for "Minx." 568 00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:20,005 Oh, I'd love to, but I forgot 569 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,090 I have a noncompete clause in my deal with "Harper's." 570 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:25,093 [scoffs] And you're just remembering that now? 571 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,387 That's very convenient. - Not cool, Wendy. 572 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:29,097 Well, you're welcome to call my lawyer, 573 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,557 see if we can get a carve-out. 574 00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:32,517 He's currently in Positano convalescing, 575 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,102 so it might take a little while. 576 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,645 Good luck, sister. 577 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,857 I'm rooting for you. [clicks tongue] 578 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,317 [clicks tongue sarcastically] 579 00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:42,277 I never read your book, by the way! 580 00:22:42,277 --> 00:22:46,239 [overlapping angry chatter] 581 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:48,658 - Oh, my God! - Jesus Christ. 582 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,953 I really thought that they would like me. 583 00:22:52,037 --> 00:22:54,164 [chatter continues] 584 00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:56,124 College. 585 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,585 ♪ ♪ 586 00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:01,755 Oh, my gosh, we're gonna be early for that party. 587 00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:03,298 Well, in there, they're so fast. 588 00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:05,509 Remind me to always get arrested in Pasadena. 589 00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:07,302 Tell me where you're going again? 590 00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:10,138 Oh, you're coming with. Yeah. 591 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:13,642 Elliot Gould's stunt double is blowin' it out in the Canyon. 592 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,477 Hell's Angels are running security, 593 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:19,106 but I used to bang their road captain, so we'll get in. 594 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,357 LJ. 595 00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:22,317 Did you give those pigs the what-for? 596 00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:25,153 - You know we did. - [chuckles] 597 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,988 Oh, Shelly, this is Long John. 598 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:28,824 Oh, hello. Okay. 599 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,909 [chuckles] - Yeah. 600 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,369 Someone likes patchouli. 601 00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:34,413 Okay. - [laughing] Yeah. 602 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,664 Let's go. 603 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:37,958 Fire that shit up. [laughs] 604 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,543 I know his eyes are totally saucered, 605 00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:41,837 but he's an above-average stoned driver. 606 00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:44,256 Also, Mulholland is only, like, 19 miles away, 607 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,049 so we'll get there. 608 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:48,802 I should, uh, probably get home. 609 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:51,429 What? No! Bread's ex-drummer is gonna play, 610 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:53,890 and I heard he got kicked out 'cause he rocked too hard. 611 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:55,976 - - Oh, I do-- - I do love Bread. 612 00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:58,687 It's just we just moved Milly out of her crib this week, 613 00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:00,689 and I promised her I'd do a monster check 614 00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:02,524 under her bed tonight, which is silly, 615 00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:06,111 'cause everyone knows monsters live in the closet. 616 00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:08,113 We'll give you a ride to your car. 617 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:10,615 Oh, I-- uh, I could use the walk. 618 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:11,867 I think so. 619 00:24:11,867 --> 00:24:15,495 [rock music playing on van stereo] 620 00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:18,373 - Hey, um... - Yeah. 621 00:24:18,373 --> 00:24:20,250 Use a can of Aqua Net. 622 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,544 Tell her it's monster spray. 623 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:25,881 That's what my mom used to do for me. 624 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,048 Okay. 625 00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:31,178 ♪ ♪ 626 00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:33,722 This magazine should have no place in the future we want! 627 00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:36,057 "Minx" will destroy our movement before we have a-- 628 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,226 - Excuse me. Excuse me. - Watch it! 629 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,895 [crowd cheering] - Here you go. 630 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:41,396 So step right up 631 00:24:41,396 --> 00:24:43,481 and deposit this piece of feminist impostor-ism 632 00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:44,691 into the trash heap! 633 00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:47,777 Dong is wrong! Dong is wrong! 634 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:50,488 all: Dong is wrong! Dong is wrong! 635 00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:52,741 I'm done with this! all: Dong is wrong! 636 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,159 Dong is wrong! Dong is wrong! 637 00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:56,578 Throw that "Minx" crap in the trash! 638 00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:59,539 Let me hear you say it! 639 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:01,583 Down with "Minx"! 640 00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,418 I don't even know why we're doing this! 641 00:25:03,418 --> 00:25:05,837 Because they're your magazines. 642 00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:08,506 Maybe just skip the ones with spit on them. 643 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:09,883 Oh, God! 644 00:25:09,883 --> 00:25:12,260 [indistinct shouting] 645 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,221 Hey, stop right-- Hey! Hey! 646 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:16,431 all: Down with "Minx"! - Fuck Reagan! 647 00:25:16,431 --> 00:25:18,266 Hard to argue with that, buddy. 648 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:19,809 - [sighs] - Prick. 649 00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:22,145 all: Down with "Minx"! - Fuck "Minx"! 650 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:23,939 all: Down with "Minx"! 651 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,983 - Can you believe this shit? - Yeah, I can. 652 00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:29,569 - Let it out. - Fine. 653 00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:30,946 I did tell you so. 654 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:33,240 I told you from the start this was a bad bet. 655 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,201 You lost, Doug. "Minx" is a dog. 656 00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:38,203 Yeah, we don't have a lot fans right now, do we? 657 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:39,663 I've done everything you've asked. 658 00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:41,790 I've been silent when I wanted to scream. 659 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:44,626 I've defended you when I knew you were guilty. 660 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:46,461 All in service of what? 661 00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:49,589 An off-brand, very expensive experiment? 662 00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:50,882 This weird legitimacy thing 663 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:52,467 that if we don't cut our losses 664 00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:54,427 will burn our whole company to the ground. 665 00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:56,388 all: Down with "Minx"! 666 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,640 And fuck you for making me have to say all this stuff. 667 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:02,143 [scoffs] I'm the drunkest person at the Christmas party. 668 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,020 I'm Good Time Tina! 669 00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:05,689 Hey, girl. 670 00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:09,234 Not you. Eh, keep riding, junior. 671 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:11,569 all: Down with "Minx"! 672 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:13,905 [indistinct shouting] 673 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:15,282 Ugh. 674 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:17,993 All right, who throws a hardback Bible? 675 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:20,328 - Is it still bleeding? - Yes, yes. 676 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,956 I'm so s-- I-I-I feel responsible. 677 00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:26,084 Am I--am I-- am I responsible? 678 00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:28,503 Are you talking legally or morally? 679 00:26:28,503 --> 00:26:30,130 I don't know. Both, I guess. 680 00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:32,215 Maybe we could ask Wendy's lawyer. 681 00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:33,675 [chuckles] 682 00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:36,177 Just tell me that this is all gonna blow over. 683 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:37,595 It'll be fine, okay? 684 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:39,222 I know it seems like the end of the world, 685 00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:41,725 a bunch of college kids yelling at each other, 686 00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:43,685 but it happens every day. 687 00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:46,688 Yeah, bonfire! [students shouting] 688 00:26:46,688 --> 00:26:49,649 [rowdy rock music] 689 00:26:49,733 --> 00:26:52,736 [The Groundhogs' "Cherry Red"] 690 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:59,909 ♪ ♪ 691 00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:07,667 ♪ All night long, I loved her ♪ 692 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:09,669 ♪ Morning came too soon ♪ 693 00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:11,838 ♪ I knew she'd be gone by the afternoon ♪ 694 00:27:11,838 --> 00:27:13,214 ♪ ♪ 695 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:16,301 ♪ I said, "Please don't go"♪ 696 00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:18,678 ♪ Still she said goodbye ♪ 697 00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:21,723 ♪ But as she turned around, she got a look in her eye ♪ 698 00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:28,063 ♪ As she turned around, she got a look in her eye ♪ 699 00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:35,236 ♪ ♪ 700 00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:38,948 ♪ And I thought it said ♪ 701 00:27:39,032 --> 00:27:40,784 ♪ ♪ 702 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:43,912 ♪ When you look round to see me ♪ 703 00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:46,790 ♪ Turn around in your bed ♪ 704 00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:49,709 ♪ The warmth of my body will heat you ♪ 705 00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:54,089 ♪ Make your blood run cherry red ♪ 706 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:59,928 ♪ Cherry red ♪ 707 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:07,102 ♪ ♪