1 00:00:08,383 --> 00:00:15,557 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:43,501 Ugh. 3 00:00:48,298 --> 00:00:52,302 Hello. Um, I was wondering if you could help me 4 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:54,304 find a magazine that was due in this morning. 5 00:00:54,304 --> 00:00:55,764 It's called "Minx." 6 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:58,057 - Is that Russian? - No, that would be Minsk. 7 00:00:58,141 --> 00:01:00,185 No, "Minx" is a clever play on the word "floozy." 8 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:03,188 It's ironic 'cause the magazine is feminist. 9 00:01:03,188 --> 00:01:05,148 Like "Cosmo"? That's on the rack. 10 00:01:05,148 --> 00:01:06,566 Uh, nope. 11 00:01:06,566 --> 00:01:08,067 Um... 12 00:01:11,404 --> 00:01:15,950 Uh, it has a more e-erotic bent. 13 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:17,744 Did you check here? 14 00:01:17,744 --> 00:01:19,662 I did. It's not--it's not there. 15 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,623 Oh, the one with the dick in it. 16 00:01:21,623 --> 00:01:24,876 Hey, Darius! Did you stock that new mag with the dick in it? 17 00:01:24,876 --> 00:01:27,420 Check under the counter, doofus! 18 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:32,383 Nope. No. Not that one. 19 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,677 Oh, yeah, here it is. 20 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:40,350 Talk about an unsafe job site. 21 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:42,143 That's great. 22 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:46,606 ♪ ♪ 23 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:48,983 Oh, my God. Thank you so much. 24 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:50,109 Have fun. 25 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:52,904 ♪ ♪ 26 00:01:54,614 --> 00:02:01,037 ♪ ♪ 27 00:02:01,037 --> 00:02:03,581 So sales so far have not been-- 28 00:02:03,665 --> 00:02:07,210 they--they've just not been ideal, but I've seen worse. 29 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:08,711 - You have? - I have. 30 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,213 And better. Definitely better. 31 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:11,840 Look, this is not surprising, okay? 32 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:13,591 No woman wants to buy a magazine 33 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,510 if she's made to feel like a pervert. 34 00:02:15,510 --> 00:02:16,886 We have to think of a way 35 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:18,513 of getting it out from under the counter. 36 00:02:18,513 --> 00:02:20,265 That's right. We--we need to create awareness. 37 00:02:20,265 --> 00:02:23,059 We got to get people talking about it, asking about it. 38 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,853 - That's right. - Is anyone reading it? 39 00:02:24,853 --> 00:02:26,354 - Of course they are. Yes. - Okay. 40 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:29,190 We're big in, uhm Greenwich Village... 41 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:31,150 uh, Provincetown... 42 00:02:31,234 --> 00:02:32,402 the Castro. 43 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:34,279 We're big in the Castro. - Intriguing. 44 00:02:34,279 --> 00:02:36,239 So let's build off that momentum. 45 00:02:36,239 --> 00:02:38,533 Let's make issue two a knockout. 46 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:39,993 What about a celebrity interview? 47 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:41,619 - Ooh, yeah. - Good. Yeah. 48 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:43,913 - - Ooh, Bella Abzug-- - I bet she has some stories to tell. 49 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,748 - Sexy stories? - Maybe. 50 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:48,501 - I'm one degree from Jackie O. - Bobby or Teddy? 51 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,628 - Yes. - I-I think we need somebody 52 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:52,422 with a little bit more sizzle, right? 53 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:53,840 A bigger name. 54 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,592 - How about-- - I'm just gonna throw this out there, 55 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,010 but what about Billy Brunson? 56 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:58,428 - Who? Who's that? - Okay. 57 00:02:58,428 --> 00:03:00,096 Billy Brunson, the Goat. Billy Brunson. 58 00:03:00,096 --> 00:03:01,973 The football player who punched out Warren Beatty. 59 00:03:01,973 --> 00:03:03,808 No. No! G-God, no, absolutely not. 60 00:03:03,892 --> 00:03:06,019 No. They have to align with the mission of the magazine, 61 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:07,604 no matter how famous. 62 00:03:07,604 --> 00:03:10,064 Oh, he's pretty famous. I think we should use Bill-- 63 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,316 Doug, delivery. 64 00:03:11,316 --> 00:03:13,151 Okay, well, you can sign for it. 65 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:14,819 Uh, no, I can't. 66 00:03:16,279 --> 00:03:20,116 Hey, what's going on? They sent back 25,000? 67 00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:21,993 Something about indecent material. 68 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:23,912 Tempe desert rats-- not even a heads-up. 69 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:25,872 I don't know what to tell you, man. 70 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,373 They called a few times. 71 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,000 Gary Breckner, VP of Operations. 72 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,461 You never returned. - I thought we owed them money. 73 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:33,630 - We do owe them money. - Well, you see? I was right. 74 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:35,798 Somebody needs to sign for these. 75 00:03:35,882 --> 00:03:37,342 I'll tell you what, Ron-- 76 00:03:37,342 --> 00:03:39,093 whatever Thrifty's paying you, I'm gonna double it. 77 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:42,305 Will you just stick around until I figure this out? 78 00:03:49,312 --> 00:03:52,440 Oh, great. Very good. 79 00:03:53,691 --> 00:03:55,443 Doug... 80 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:57,111 we cannot eat these magazines. 81 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,571 You think I don't know that, Tina? 82 00:03:58,655 --> 00:04:00,907 We don't have the cash to cover the cost. 83 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,533 It's not just Thrifty. 84 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:05,912 - What are you talking about? - Piggly Wiggly called. 85 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:13,086 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 86 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:14,837 Okay. 87 00:04:14,921 --> 00:04:16,089 Fuck! 88 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,091 ♪ ♪ 89 00:04:19,509 --> 00:04:21,511 ♪ ♪ 90 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:23,429 Okay! 91 00:04:23,513 --> 00:04:25,807 This is the fun part. We got a good product. 92 00:04:25,807 --> 00:04:27,517 Now we just got to tell people about it. 93 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:29,269 That's all we got to do right now. 94 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:31,187 All right, well, I have some pretty big media contacts, 95 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:33,189 and I bet one of them can help land a big fish 96 00:04:33,189 --> 00:04:34,357 for the front cover-- 97 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:35,984 you know, a feminist with frisson. 98 00:04:35,984 --> 00:04:37,652 See, that's what I'm talking about, Joyce! 99 00:04:37,652 --> 00:04:39,070 See? Good! Hustle! - Okay. 100 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,863 How do you think we built this place? 101 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,032 We built this place with hustle! 102 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:45,201 Tina, come here, please. 103 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:49,288 Me and Tina driving around, handing out "Lusty Lesbos" 104 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:50,999 to anybody who would take it, 105 00:04:50,999 --> 00:04:53,209 and the next thing you know, people were begging for it. 106 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,003 And they're gonna do that with "Minx." 107 00:04:55,003 --> 00:04:57,046 Well, I know a thing or two about our intended audience, 108 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,339 and I will tell you this. 109 00:04:58,423 --> 00:04:59,799 They're motivated by fear, 110 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:01,759 fear of someone having something they don't. 111 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:03,386 You live someplace hoity-toity, right? 112 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:05,179 You're rich. - Yeah, we're comfortable. 113 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:06,931 I'm happy for you. Good. Here's what I want you to do. 114 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:08,433 I want you to take Bambi. 115 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:10,143 I want you to fill your car up with magazines. 116 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:12,186 I want you to give them away, all of them, for free. 117 00:05:12,270 --> 00:05:13,438 - Okay. - Good. Yes. Trust me. 118 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:14,856 I have an idea where I can go. 119 00:05:14,856 --> 00:05:16,441 Good. That's what I'm talking about! 120 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:18,234 Great! Good initiative! Good stuff! 121 00:05:18,234 --> 00:05:20,069 This is what we're gonna do! We're gonna win... 122 00:05:20,153 --> 00:05:22,030 - Okay. - As this team. 123 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:25,241 Good! The A-team! 124 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:26,909 What are you gonna do? 125 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,370 I'm gonna catch the next flight to, uh, Tempe, Arizona, 126 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:32,623 and I'm gonna get our magazines back on the Thrifty shelves. 127 00:05:43,676 --> 00:05:45,094 Oh, Glenn. 128 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:46,429 - Joyce. - Hello. 129 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:48,723 Hey. What--what are you doing here? 130 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:49,891 I was in the neighborhood, 131 00:05:49,891 --> 00:05:51,476 and we never got that lunch, so... 132 00:05:51,476 --> 00:05:54,771 No. I know. I-I left you a few messages. I just-- 133 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:56,606 I know. I'm sorry, it's been crazy. 134 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,733 But, um, anyway, I got some financiers 135 00:05:58,733 --> 00:06:00,485 from that bakery we like on Burton. 136 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:02,612 - Oh. - Figured I'd say hi. 137 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:04,489 That's so sweet. Thank you. 138 00:06:04,489 --> 00:06:06,783 Um, you want to crack them open? 139 00:06:06,783 --> 00:06:08,451 Yes, I do. 140 00:06:08,451 --> 00:06:11,412 So, what, do you have a meeting nearby or...? 141 00:06:11,496 --> 00:06:12,955 I do. Yeah. 142 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:16,834 I've got to get a big splashy name for issue two. 143 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:19,378 So--oh, Jane Fonda's, uh, publicist 144 00:06:19,462 --> 00:06:21,631 says that she might be interested, so... 145 00:06:21,631 --> 00:06:23,549 Wow. That'd be a big get. 146 00:06:23,633 --> 00:06:24,884 Yeah, it would. You know what? 147 00:06:24,884 --> 00:06:26,511 I'm getting the runaround, though. 148 00:06:26,511 --> 00:06:28,304 I don't quite have the contacts yet. 149 00:06:28,304 --> 00:06:31,307 Yeah. Well, those can take years to cultivate. 150 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:33,434 Who else you thinking? - Oh, God. 151 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:36,104 No, I don't want to bore you with my tedious work dilemmas. 152 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:38,481 Stop, please. It's my pleasure. 153 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:40,024 Some first ideas. 154 00:06:41,609 --> 00:06:44,320 Okay. Susan Sontag, she'll say no. 155 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:45,446 Victoria Hartnett. 156 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:46,989 - I love her. - I know you do. 157 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:49,659 But she only does fancy stuff-- "The New Yorker." 158 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:53,454 Hmm. 159 00:06:53,538 --> 00:06:55,832 I have an idea. 160 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,126 Wendy Mah. 161 00:06:58,126 --> 00:07:00,336 - "Aphrodisia" Wendy Mah? - Yeah. 162 00:07:00,336 --> 00:07:02,088 I was supposed to interview her for Crush of the Month, 163 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:04,132 but we just couldn't make it work by deadline. 164 00:07:04,132 --> 00:07:07,009 I don't know. Her book, it's middle-brow pablum 165 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:09,637 posing as a treatise on sexual empowerment. 166 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:11,264 - You read it? - No, of course not. 167 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,474 "The Times" eviscerated it, though. 168 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:14,684 Did you? - I did. 169 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,144 Well, I had to for work. 170 00:07:16,144 --> 00:07:18,146 But I don't know. 171 00:07:18,146 --> 00:07:19,730 I found it entertaining... 172 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:22,650 And provocative. 173 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:27,280 Just because something is popular doesn't mean it's bad. 174 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:31,242 I mean, she did knock "Jonathan Livingston Seagull" 175 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:32,785 off the best-seller list. 176 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:35,705 You know, she's teaching right over at Woodbridge. 177 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:38,166 Bet I could get you a meeting. 178 00:07:38,166 --> 00:07:41,043 Then I guess I came to the right place. 179 00:07:42,378 --> 00:07:45,339 Okay, but don't say the thing about Gestapo tactics. 180 00:07:45,423 --> 00:07:47,133 It sets the wrong tone. - But that's what this is. 181 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,302 I mean, who is Gary Breckner to decide what is decent 182 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,053 for Thrifty customers? 183 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,556 Vice President of Operations who has the right to do that. 184 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:56,434 - He sells "Playboy." - Okay. 185 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:58,728 Are you saying that soft dick 186 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:00,730 is more offensive than a hairy bush? 187 00:08:00,730 --> 00:08:02,982 A hairy bush is not the female sex organ. 188 00:08:02,982 --> 00:08:04,942 - It's all vagina. - Okay, listen. 189 00:08:05,026 --> 00:08:06,986 You are lucky we even got a meeting, okay? 190 00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:09,113 The longer those magazines stay on that truck, 191 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:10,740 the more fucked we are, 192 00:08:10,740 --> 00:08:12,909 so just please pull it together and make this right. 193 00:08:12,909 --> 00:08:14,243 Okay. I agree. 194 00:08:14,327 --> 00:08:16,329 Okay. 195 00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:17,955 I got this, okay? 196 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:19,373 I will be home by happy hour. 197 00:08:19,457 --> 00:08:20,750 Okay. I'll be back to get you. 198 00:08:20,750 --> 00:08:22,210 - Great. - Have a safe flight. 199 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:24,503 Thank you. 200 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,678 Excuse me. 201 00:08:32,762 --> 00:08:36,015 And I think once Mr. Breckner hears what I have to say-- 202 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:37,850 Well, would--would you please tell him that he-- 203 00:08:37,934 --> 00:08:39,810 he has to make time for me today 204 00:08:39,894 --> 00:08:40,937 'cause I'm at the airport right now. 205 00:08:40,937 --> 00:08:42,230 I'm about to board. 206 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,981 I'll be there in an hour and a half. 207 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:46,651 I think what I'm asking for is just a little face time. 208 00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:49,403 Well, then who's above the Vice President of Operations? 209 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:52,031 I don't know who his boss is. I don't work for the company. 210 00:08:52,031 --> 00:08:53,616 Hi, Mrs. Breckner? 211 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:55,576 Oh, good. Hey, Carol, how are you? 212 00:08:55,660 --> 00:08:58,579 Say, I was wondering, what's your home address? 213 00:08:58,663 --> 00:08:59,997 Look, I really appreciate 214 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:02,250 you meeting us on such short notice. 215 00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:05,127 Well, I felt bad we couldn't make the "Lad" piece work. 216 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,797 Awoogah. Hey, big fella. 217 00:09:07,797 --> 00:09:08,798 Yeah. 218 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:10,132 Child brides, ugh. 219 00:09:10,216 --> 00:09:11,467 It's one thing to screw at 14, 220 00:09:11,467 --> 00:09:13,469 but can you imagine being married? 221 00:09:13,469 --> 00:09:15,471 Nightmare. - It is a nightmare. 222 00:09:15,471 --> 00:09:17,223 In Bangladesh, there's-- - Uh, you know, 223 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,141 Joyce really responded to "Aphorodisia," Wendy. 224 00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:22,395 Yeah. God, oh, yes. Yeah. You know what? 225 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:26,440 You have a flare for literary erotica 226 00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:29,110 without ever devolving into the profane. 227 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,487 Tell that to the eunuchs at "The Paris Review." 228 00:09:31,487 --> 00:09:33,781 Or you could. You could write a whole feature. 229 00:09:33,781 --> 00:09:35,032 That sounds fun, 230 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:37,118 but between press and my course load-- 231 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:38,786 Uh, we'd figure out a way to make it work 232 00:09:38,786 --> 00:09:40,246 with your schedule. 233 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:43,916 I can come back after class. - Sure. Maybe... 234 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,294 No, feminist collective meeting. 235 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:47,837 I'm faculty advisor-- 236 00:09:47,837 --> 00:09:49,505 sorry, faculty sister. 237 00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:51,674 You know, Joyce ran the feminist collective at Vassar. 238 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:54,760 Persephone Rising had no formal leadership structure, 239 00:09:54,844 --> 00:09:58,014 but I did facilitate most of the meetings. 240 00:09:58,014 --> 00:09:59,640 Really? Come by. 241 00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:01,475 We're always on the hunt for guest speakers. 242 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:04,186 Oh, gosh. I'm not sure I'm accomplished enough 243 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:06,522 to, you know, warrant that honor. 244 00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:08,274 You're a successful woman in publishing. 245 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:09,775 They'll eat you right up. 246 00:10:09,859 --> 00:10:11,485 So--so then afterwards, 247 00:10:11,569 --> 00:10:13,195 we could talk about you and "Minx"? 248 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:15,364 - I'll see you there. - Okay. 249 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:18,159 Yes! - Good job. 250 00:10:18,159 --> 00:10:19,493 You did a good job. 251 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:21,203 - Thank you. - That was awes-- 252 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:23,748 Okay, hey, have you got any plans for this afternoon? 253 00:10:23,748 --> 00:10:25,374 No. Nothing that I have to rush back for. 254 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,917 What'd you have in mind? 255 00:10:27,001 --> 00:10:29,545 Okay, great. Just a little grassroots marketing. 256 00:10:29,545 --> 00:10:31,339 Lead the way. 257 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,552 ♪ ♪ 258 00:10:36,552 --> 00:10:37,928 - Hey! - I'm sorry. 259 00:10:38,012 --> 00:10:40,639 Oh, yeah. We were just so distracted. 260 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,350 What's that? 261 00:10:43,851 --> 00:10:46,729 Oh, my gosh. It's a kick. 262 00:10:46,729 --> 00:10:48,898 You've never heard of "Minx" before? 263 00:10:48,898 --> 00:10:51,317 - Everyone's talking about it. - They are? 264 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:54,570 Yeah. Too bad it's sold out everywhere. 265 00:10:54,570 --> 00:10:57,281 - Oh. - You know what? 266 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,492 Here, why don't you take my copy? 267 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,911 - Becky! - It's okay, Jane. 268 00:11:01,911 --> 00:11:04,580 We've already had our fun. 269 00:11:04,580 --> 00:11:07,041 - Thanks. - Enjoy! 270 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,126 ♪ ♪ 271 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,920 Okay, um... 272 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:13,756 Volkswagen Beetle. They're always secret freaks. 273 00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,466 That's what I drive. 274 00:11:15,466 --> 00:11:16,926 ♪ ♪ 275 00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:18,260 Thank you. 276 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:21,764 ♪ ♪ 277 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,057 - Hey. - Hi. 278 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:24,141 - How's it going? - I'm good. 279 00:11:24,225 --> 00:11:25,101 Here you go. 280 00:11:25,101 --> 00:11:26,644 Um, actually, 281 00:11:26,644 --> 00:11:29,397 how about you give me one those magazines instead? 282 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:31,649 All right. Enjoy, Bruno. 283 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:32,900 Thank you. 284 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:40,074 ♪ ♪ 285 00:11:43,828 --> 00:11:46,038 Don't tell me I missed the party. 286 00:11:46,122 --> 00:11:47,665 Oh, sorry, fresh out. 287 00:11:47,665 --> 00:11:49,542 What kind of salesman doesn't bring enough product? 288 00:11:49,542 --> 00:11:54,380 Not a salesman. I'm, uh, the photographer. 289 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,382 You got a camera on you? 290 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:59,468 ♪ ♪ 291 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,638 All right, Brit, Cam, Brock, you're hittin' sorority row. 292 00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:04,682 And, Chet, Buck, Dingus, education. 293 00:12:04,682 --> 00:12:07,977 And if you strike out there, try cheerleading practice. 294 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:09,395 Alternatively, 295 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:11,772 poli-sci is flush with female majors this year. 296 00:12:11,856 --> 00:12:13,232 Wonderful. 297 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:15,901 May as well run by history and econ as well. 298 00:12:17,027 --> 00:12:19,071 Move, maggots! Let's go! Hidey-ho! 299 00:12:19,155 --> 00:12:21,740 Don't make be bring out the spoon! 300 00:12:21,824 --> 00:12:23,701 The what? 301 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,119 Once a Beta always a Beta. 302 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:26,871 Well, the efficiency of the manpower 303 00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,372 you have summoned is undeniable, 304 00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,499 but are fraternity brothers the right-- 305 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:33,752 Pledges. They haven't earned it yet. 306 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:36,464 Oh, I'm sorry. Are pledges the right emissaries 307 00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,799 to be spreading the "Minx" message? 308 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,759 Listen, don't overthink it, okay? 309 00:12:40,843 --> 00:12:44,597 We are actively getting your magazine out there right now. 310 00:12:44,597 --> 00:12:46,682 Look at it. 311 00:12:46,682 --> 00:12:49,560 I mean, you don't want to end up like that guy, do you? 312 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,062 Tenor? Tenor? Tenor? 313 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,856 No, really. I cannot thank you enough. 314 00:12:53,856 --> 00:12:56,442 You know, we have a real chance of booking Wendy. 315 00:12:56,442 --> 00:12:57,693 And I get to talk to the women 316 00:12:57,693 --> 00:12:59,445 that I actually made "Minx" for. 317 00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:02,448 I might even come out of this with some mentees. 318 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,741 There you go. 319 00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:05,868 Dingus, what are you doing? 320 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:08,537 Come on, Dingus. Move it! 321 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:10,539 Yeah. 322 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:13,542 I did not expect her 323 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,461 to talk about her dead husband that way. 324 00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:18,589 We're really doing a mitzvah here. 325 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,424 I'm 1/18 Ashkenazi. 326 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:22,134 How many boxes do we have left? 327 00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,844 - Um, just two, I think. - Okay. 328 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,846 Oh, the Jurgensen's by my kid's school! 329 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,640 Those PTA moms will love it. 330 00:13:32,895 --> 00:13:36,398 ♪ ♪ 331 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:39,443 Yeah. 332 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,028 Beautiful. 333 00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:51,705 ♪ ♪ 334 00:13:51,789 --> 00:13:55,751 All your friends models or just Dan and Benjy over here? 335 00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:59,588 Models, actors, escorts... 336 00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:01,590 whatever pays the bills. - Hmm. 337 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:04,426 We all do very different things to pay the bills. 338 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,720 Well, today's your lucky day 339 00:14:06,804 --> 00:14:09,515 because you're the one about to get paid. 340 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:12,893 ♪ But I ran into a detour in my life ♪ 341 00:14:12,977 --> 00:14:15,271 ♪ ♪ 342 00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:16,605 Oh, wow. 343 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,023 Oh, this place. - Mm-hmm. 344 00:14:18,107 --> 00:14:19,942 God, my collective met in the basement 345 00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:22,987 of a science building reeking of formaldehyde. 346 00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:25,239 Then this piece might speak to you. 347 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:26,865 Oh, okay. 348 00:14:28,742 --> 00:14:31,996 - That's a sheep's uterus. - Oh. 349 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:34,498 "Mary Had a Little Hysterectomy." 350 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,333 You know, it's just-- it's amazing 351 00:14:36,417 --> 00:14:38,711 what women can create when they have the resources, you know? 352 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:39,962 I mean, look at this. 353 00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:43,173 This--even the quotidian is so beautiful. 354 00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:45,384 Such depth of color here. 355 00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,846 Those are menstrual drippings. 356 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:51,890 Sisters, good afternoon. 357 00:14:51,974 --> 00:14:55,102 As you know, we have a very special guest today. 358 00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:57,396 I see some of you have formed a relationship 359 00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,565 with her material already. 360 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:03,360 How about a warm Sisters of Solidarity welcome 361 00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:05,613 for Joyce Prigger? 362 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,204 Do I--um, do I-- uh, do I stand here or-- 363 00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:15,914 There are no hierarchies here. 364 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:19,251 All right. Should I just absorb in? 365 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:23,464 - Just tuck right in there. - I'm just--yeah. All right. 366 00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:26,300 So all right. 367 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:30,971 Okay. 368 00:15:31,055 --> 00:15:33,807 The one time I decide to wear a skirt. 369 00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:36,935 Looks like you're nice and comfy. 370 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,187 Yes. 371 00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,022 So I've got a few errands to run. 372 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:42,232 You're gonna get along great. - Uh, you--you're not staying? 373 00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,985 Oh, I'm yesterday's news, right, ladies? 374 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:47,154 Ciao! 375 00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:49,865 - Hi. - I have a contribution. 376 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:52,159 This penis is flaccid. 377 00:15:52,159 --> 00:15:54,662 I resent the implication that women are too meek 378 00:15:54,662 --> 00:15:57,164 to confront an erect phallus. all: Mm-hmm. 379 00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:59,291 Diving right in, I see. All right. 380 00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:02,336 Um, does anybody else feel that way? 381 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,216 ♪ ♪ 382 00:16:07,216 --> 00:16:09,051 There's a taco casserole in the freezer, 383 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,886 so just pop it in the oven. 384 00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:13,138 Yeah. I'll be home in a jiff. 385 00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,807 350. 386 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:16,642 45 minutes. 387 00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:18,268 Keep the foil on. 388 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,396 No, not to eat it. Take it off for that. 389 00:16:20,396 --> 00:16:22,231 Love you. 390 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,859 I like to bring mine to room temp 391 00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,236 before I pop it in the oven. 392 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,946 Well, obviously, if he had the time. 393 00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:31,407 All right. 394 00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:36,578 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 395 00:16:40,791 --> 00:16:43,752 I mean, who knew it was illegal to hand out pornography 396 00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,462 within 1,000 feet of a school? 397 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:47,965 Now that I say it out loud, it does make a lot of sense. 398 00:16:47,965 --> 00:16:50,884 Officer McNeal said it was a new ordinance, 399 00:16:50,968 --> 00:16:52,928 and we're the first women to violate it. 400 00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:55,597 Oh, my God. 401 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,766 You're so nice and normal. 402 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,893 It's your community and all those snooty moms 403 00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:01,729 almost saw you get cuffed. 404 00:17:01,729 --> 00:17:03,731 Jesus! 405 00:17:03,731 --> 00:17:05,566 It's--it's fine. 406 00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,151 Where are you gonna get groceries? 407 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:08,610 I mean, that assistant manager 408 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,612 seemed very serious about your lifetime ban. 409 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,282 - - Yeah. So I'll-- - I'll shop someplace else. 410 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:16,034 Why are you being so cool about this? 411 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:20,164 Honestly, I-I can't even remember 412 00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:23,250 the last time that I got in trouble. 413 00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:26,253 And it felt kind of good. 414 00:17:29,256 --> 00:17:34,136 ♪ ♪ 415 00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:36,513 I receive your contribution, Sabrina, 416 00:17:36,597 --> 00:17:38,098 but one of the goals of "Minx" 417 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:40,100 is to reveal the oppressive nature 418 00:17:40,184 --> 00:17:42,352 of all traditional relationships. 419 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:43,979 So now my lesbian relationship 420 00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:45,814 can't be traditional or oppressive? 421 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,441 Do you want it to be? 422 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:49,485 Where are the stories about working-class women? 423 00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:50,986 Or women who aren't white? 424 00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:53,655 Or forced sterilization of indigenous communities? 425 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,115 Good ideas, all, 426 00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,993 but we can only have so many articles per issue 427 00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:59,828 based on the ads that we can sell. 428 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,997 So the monsters of Madison Avenue 429 00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,373 dictate your content? 430 00:18:03,457 --> 00:18:05,793 Oh, God. I wish it was Madison Avenue. 431 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:07,503 It's more like, uh, Ventura Boulevard. 432 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,421 Clearly, profits are more important to you 433 00:18:09,505 --> 00:18:10,672 than liberation. 434 00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:12,758 I understand that this magazine 435 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,343 can't please everyone, 436 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:17,971 but we are bringing attention to important issues, 437 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,390 issues that you have raised many times-- 438 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:23,560 clitoridectomy in Upper Volta, marital rape. 439 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:27,314 That had promise, but you stopped way short. 440 00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:29,817 All marriage is rape. 441 00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:32,945 Come on. That gets a weird silent clap? 442 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:36,240 Yes, marriage is problematic. It is. 443 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,158 But don't you think that we should refrain 444 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,577 from just calling everybody's dad a rapist? 445 00:18:40,661 --> 00:18:43,372 I only have one mother, and her name is Gaia. 446 00:18:43,372 --> 00:18:45,624 Oh, g-good for you, Linda. That's super. 447 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,042 Good for all of you. 448 00:18:47,042 --> 00:18:49,211 It's--it's wonderful that you get to sit here 449 00:18:49,211 --> 00:18:51,797 in your little circle with your menstrual blood 450 00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,883 smeared all over the walls of your free housing, 451 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,761 arguing semantics that have nothing to do with life 452 00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,137 outside of this building. 453 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,139 - Sellout. - Child! 454 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,183 Attention, passengers-- 455 00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:07,229 the inbound flight number 37 from Phoenix is delayed 456 00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:08,689 due to mechanical issues. 457 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:13,318 ♪ Today, tomorrow wake her up ♪ 458 00:19:13,402 --> 00:19:16,113 ♪ Just look around you, you see the reason why ♪ 459 00:19:16,113 --> 00:19:19,032 ♪ The falsification of everything in sight ♪ 460 00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:21,910 ♪ Made you run around until I... ♪ 461 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:23,412 Maker's neat. 462 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:26,582 ♪ Today, tomorrow wake her heart ♪ 463 00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:29,126 ♪ I don't care if I live or die ♪ 464 00:19:29,126 --> 00:19:32,671 ♪ The jet set, the gurus, the beats ♪ 465 00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:35,924 ♪ Look at the way they stroll about the streets ♪ 466 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:38,218 ♪ ♪ 467 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:39,928 So you've just been sitting here all day? 468 00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,430 Yep. 469 00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:44,016 Going to the airport without a meeting is so you. 470 00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,184 I thought he'd fold eventually. 471 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,312 So no cactus keychains? 472 00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,147 You see all the implications. 473 00:19:50,147 --> 00:19:52,441 - Mm-hmm. - I don't know. 474 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:56,570 When I was a kid, there was this boy named Jimmy McGurgin. 475 00:19:56,570 --> 00:20:00,073 And he opened up a lemonade stand. 476 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,451 It's good business. 477 00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,661 And the punk wouldn't let me in on it. 478 00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:05,954 So you know what I did? 479 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,624 I opened up my own but with a twist. 480 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:11,835 I added bourbon to it-- hit of the neighborhood. 481 00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:16,006 Moms, dads, older kids, everybody loved it. 482 00:20:16,006 --> 00:20:18,425 I was their king. 483 00:20:18,425 --> 00:20:20,469 I put Jimmy out of business. 484 00:20:20,469 --> 00:20:23,680 One of the happiest days of my life. 485 00:20:23,764 --> 00:20:25,432 That's super sad. 486 00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:29,436 There's always an angle. I don't know what is going on. 487 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:34,399 So, look, if you want to tell me I told you so, 488 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:36,026 now would be the time. 489 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:38,070 The magazine's an albatross. 490 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,072 Y-you were right. 491 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,867 I'm not gonna do that. 492 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:46,828 You're pathetic. 493 00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:49,998 And I don't kick a man when he's down. 494 00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,917 Anyway, we've been here before. 495 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,336 Now you get resourceful, creative. 496 00:20:54,336 --> 00:20:56,004 Yeah. 497 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:59,216 You'll figure out how to add some bourbon to the lemonade. 498 00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:00,759 Can we get out of here? 499 00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,552 There's a bird that's been trapped in the ceiling 500 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:05,180 for the last two hours, and it's really bumming me out. 501 00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:11,228 We got to make a pit stop. 502 00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:12,980 Joyce is moving magazines at Woodbridge. 503 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,648 I got a bunch of boxes in the trunk. 504 00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,775 Broke college kids? Perfect. 505 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,402 Yep. 506 00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:20,529 Shit. 507 00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:30,247 - Fantastic. You're here. - Hi. 508 00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,332 - Ready to go? - Yeah. Why? What's going on? 509 00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:34,042 Um, the pledges did a great job, 510 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,419 but in their zeal to impress, 511 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,129 they made a pit stop at Bible study 512 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:38,964 and may have left some magazines behind. 513 00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:40,424 That led to a protest, 514 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:41,800 which brought up the Gay Liberation Front, 515 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,635 who, by the way, love your magazine. 516 00:21:43,719 --> 00:21:45,846 - Oh! - Um, and that's Dean Oliver. 517 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,264 He's trying to explain 518 00:21:47,264 --> 00:21:49,307 the university's stance on free speech.... 519 00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:50,892 - Oh, all right. - Which obviously 520 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,395 got the attention of the Civil Liberty Association. 521 00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:56,398 Tell me it went better inside. Is Wendy in? 522 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,317 God, Wendy. 523 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,568 - What? - Wendy. 524 00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:02,154 Hey! Wendy! Wendy! 525 00:22:03,822 --> 00:22:06,199 How'd it go? They're something, aren't they? 526 00:22:06,283 --> 00:22:09,745 Those girls were terrifying, but you knew that, didn't you? 527 00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:12,205 Welcome to being a feminist in the public's eye. 528 00:22:12,289 --> 00:22:13,540 Tricky, huh? 529 00:22:13,540 --> 00:22:15,584 Yeah, apparently so. But okay, fine. 530 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:18,295 That can be the angle for the piece you do for "Minx." 531 00:22:18,295 --> 00:22:20,005 Oh, I'd love to, but I forgot 532 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,090 I have a noncompete clause in my deal with "Harper's." 533 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:25,093 And you're just remembering that now? 534 00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:27,387 That's very convenient. - Not cool, Wendy. 535 00:22:27,471 --> 00:22:29,097 Well, you're welcome to call my lawyer, 536 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:30,557 see if we can get a carve-out. 537 00:22:30,557 --> 00:22:32,517 He's currently in Positano convalescing, 538 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,102 so it might take a little while. 539 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:35,645 Good luck, sister. 540 00:22:35,729 --> 00:22:38,857 I'm rooting for you. 541 00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:42,277 I never read your book, by the way! 542 00:22:46,323 --> 00:22:48,658 - Oh, my God! - Jesus Christ. 543 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:51,953 I really thought that they would like me. 544 00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:56,124 College. 545 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,585 ♪ ♪ 546 00:22:58,585 --> 00:23:01,755 Oh, my gosh, we're gonna be early for that party. 547 00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:03,298 Well, in there, they're so fast. 548 00:23:03,298 --> 00:23:05,509 Remind me to always get arrested in Pasadena. 549 00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:07,302 Tell me where you're going again? 550 00:23:07,302 --> 00:23:10,138 Oh, you're coming with. Yeah. 551 00:23:10,222 --> 00:23:13,642 Elliot Gould's stunt double is blowin' it out in the Canyon. 552 00:23:13,642 --> 00:23:15,477 Hell's Angels are running security, 553 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:19,106 but I used to bang their road captain, so we'll get in. 554 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,357 LJ. 555 00:23:20,357 --> 00:23:22,317 Did you give those pigs the what-for? 556 00:23:22,317 --> 00:23:25,153 You know we did. 557 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:26,988 Oh, Shelly, this is Long John. 558 00:23:27,072 --> 00:23:28,824 Oh, hello. Okay. 559 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,909 Yeah. 560 00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:32,369 Someone likes patchouli. 561 00:23:32,369 --> 00:23:34,413 Okay. - Yeah. 562 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,664 Let's go. 563 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:37,958 Fire that shit up. 564 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,543 I know his eyes are totally saucered, 565 00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:41,837 but he's an above-average stoned driver. 566 00:23:41,837 --> 00:23:44,256 Also, Mulholland is only, like, 19 miles away, 567 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,049 so we'll get there. 568 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:48,802 I should, uh, probably get home. 569 00:23:48,802 --> 00:23:51,429 What? No! Bread's ex-drummer is gonna play, 570 00:23:51,513 --> 00:23:53,890 and I heard he got kicked out 'cause he rocked too hard. 571 00:23:53,974 --> 00:23:55,976 - - Oh, I do-- - I do love Bread. 572 00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:58,687 It's just we just moved Milly out of her crib this week, 573 00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:00,689 and I promised her I'd do a monster check 574 00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:02,524 under her bed tonight, which is silly, 575 00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:06,111 'cause everyone knows monsters live in the closet. 576 00:24:06,111 --> 00:24:08,113 We'll give you a ride to your car. 577 00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:10,615 Oh, I-- uh, I could use the walk. 578 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:11,867 I think so. 579 00:24:15,579 --> 00:24:18,373 - Hey, um... - Yeah. 580 00:24:18,373 --> 00:24:20,250 Use a can of Aqua Net. 581 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,544 Tell her it's monster spray. 582 00:24:22,544 --> 00:24:25,881 That's what my mom used to do for me. 583 00:24:25,881 --> 00:24:27,048 Okay. 584 00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:33,722 This magazine should have no place in the future we want! 585 00:24:33,722 --> 00:24:36,057 "Minx" will destroy our movement before we have a-- 586 00:24:36,141 --> 00:24:38,226 - Excuse me. Excuse me. - Watch it! 587 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,895 Here you go. 588 00:24:39,895 --> 00:24:41,396 So step right up 589 00:24:41,396 --> 00:24:43,481 and deposit this piece of feminist impostor-ism 590 00:24:43,565 --> 00:24:44,691 into the trash heap! 591 00:24:44,691 --> 00:24:47,777 Dong is wrong! Dong is wrong! 592 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:50,488 all: Dong is wrong! Dong is wrong! 593 00:24:50,572 --> 00:24:52,741 I'm done with this! all: Dong is wrong! 594 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,159 Dong is wrong! Dong is wrong! 595 00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:56,578 Throw that "Minx" crap in the trash! 596 00:24:56,578 --> 00:24:59,539 Let me hear you say it! 597 00:24:59,623 --> 00:25:01,583 Down with "Minx"! 598 00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:03,418 I don't even know why we're doing this! 599 00:25:03,418 --> 00:25:05,837 Because they're your magazines. 600 00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:08,506 Maybe just skip the ones with spit on them. 601 00:25:08,590 --> 00:25:09,883 Oh, God! 602 00:25:12,344 --> 00:25:14,221 Hey, stop right-- Hey! Hey! 603 00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:16,431 all: Down with "Minx"! - Fuck Reagan! 604 00:25:16,431 --> 00:25:18,266 Hard to argue with that, buddy. 605 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:19,809 Prick. 606 00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:22,145 all: Down with "Minx"! - Fuck "Minx"! 607 00:25:22,229 --> 00:25:23,939 all: Down with "Minx"! 608 00:25:23,939 --> 00:25:26,983 - Can you believe this shit? - Yeah, I can. 609 00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:29,569 - Let it out. - Fine. 610 00:25:29,653 --> 00:25:30,946 I did tell you so. 611 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:33,240 I told you from the start this was a bad bet. 612 00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,201 You lost, Doug. "Minx" is a dog. 613 00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:38,203 Yeah, we don't have a lot fans right now, do we? 614 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:39,663 I've done everything you've asked. 615 00:25:39,663 --> 00:25:41,790 I've been silent when I wanted to scream. 616 00:25:41,790 --> 00:25:44,626 I've defended you when I knew you were guilty. 617 00:25:44,626 --> 00:25:46,461 All in service of what? 618 00:25:46,461 --> 00:25:49,589 An off-brand, very expensive experiment? 619 00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:50,882 This weird legitimacy thing 620 00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:52,467 that if we don't cut our losses 621 00:25:52,467 --> 00:25:54,427 will burn our whole company to the ground. 622 00:25:54,511 --> 00:25:56,388 all: Down with "Minx"! 623 00:25:56,388 --> 00:25:58,640 And fuck you for making me have to say all this stuff. 624 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:02,143 I'm the drunkest person at the Christmas party. 625 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:04,020 I'm Good Time Tina! 626 00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:05,689 Hey, girl. 627 00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:09,234 Not you. Eh, keep riding, junior. 628 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:11,569 all: Down with "Minx"! 629 00:26:13,989 --> 00:26:15,282 Ugh. 630 00:26:15,282 --> 00:26:17,993 All right, who throws a hardback Bible? 631 00:26:17,993 --> 00:26:20,328 - Is it still bleeding? - Yes, yes. 632 00:26:20,412 --> 00:26:22,956 I'm so s-- I-I-I feel responsible. 633 00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:26,084 Am I--am I-- am I responsible? 634 00:26:26,084 --> 00:26:28,503 Are you talking legally or morally? 635 00:26:28,503 --> 00:26:30,130 I don't know. Both, I guess. 636 00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:32,215 Maybe we could ask Wendy's lawyer. 637 00:26:33,675 --> 00:26:36,177 Just tell me that this is all gonna blow over. 638 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:37,595 It'll be fine, okay? 639 00:26:37,679 --> 00:26:39,222 I know it seems like the end of the world, 640 00:26:39,306 --> 00:26:41,725 a bunch of college kids yelling at each other, 641 00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:43,685 but it happens every day. 642 00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:46,688 Yeah, bonfire! 643 00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:59,909 ♪ ♪ 644 00:27:04,831 --> 00:27:07,667 ♪ All night long, I loved her ♪ 645 00:27:07,751 --> 00:27:09,669 ♪ Morning came too soon ♪ 646 00:27:09,753 --> 00:27:11,838 ♪ I knew she'd be gone by the afternoon ♪ 647 00:27:11,838 --> 00:27:13,214 ♪ ♪ 648 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:16,301 ♪ I said, "Please don't go"♪ 649 00:27:16,301 --> 00:27:18,678 ♪ Still she said goodbye ♪ 650 00:27:18,762 --> 00:27:21,723 ♪ But as she turned around, she got a look in her eye ♪ 651 00:27:21,723 --> 00:27:28,063 ♪ As she turned around, she got a look in her eye ♪ 652 00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:35,236 ♪ ♪ 653 00:27:36,988 --> 00:27:38,948 ♪ And I thought it said ♪ 654 00:27:39,032 --> 00:27:40,784 ♪ ♪ 655 00:27:40,784 --> 00:27:43,912 ♪ When you look round to see me ♪ 656 00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:46,790 ♪ Turn around in your bed ♪ 657 00:27:46,790 --> 00:27:49,709 ♪ The warmth of my body will heat you ♪ 658 00:27:49,793 --> 00:27:54,089 ♪ Make your blood run cherry red ♪ 659 00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:59,928 ♪ Cherry red ♪ 660 00:27:59,928 --> 00:28:07,102 ♪ ♪