1 00:00:04,838 --> 00:00:07,006 [soft jazz music] 2 00:00:07,090 --> 00:00:09,050 Eat your broccoli. 3 00:00:09,134 --> 00:00:13,722 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:15,473 Oh... 5 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:18,768 I found a velvet sectional for the living room. 6 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:21,688 I put some plants behind it, you know, scheffleras. 7 00:00:21,688 --> 00:00:25,358 There is a gorgeous new plant store in Arleta. 8 00:00:25,442 --> 00:00:26,735 [chuckles] 9 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:30,739 Turns out I like Arleta. Don't go there at night. 10 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:33,783 Oh, and Theresa needs a grand piano. 11 00:00:33,867 --> 00:00:36,578 I mean, who are we fooling with this upright? 12 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:38,329 She's too good. 13 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:40,457 We're gonna have to hold off on this stuff 14 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:41,875 for a while, all right? 15 00:00:43,626 --> 00:00:44,669 Why? 16 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:50,508 ♪ ♪ 17 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:52,719 Where'd the money go, Vince? Did it just disappear? 18 00:00:52,719 --> 00:00:54,471 It's been a tough couple of months. 19 00:00:54,471 --> 00:00:56,139 Oh, yeah, it's gonna be a tough year 20 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:57,724 if you keep letting Johnny do your books. 21 00:00:57,724 --> 00:01:00,101 Hey, that's business. That's not your problem. 22 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:01,186 Oh, yes, it is. 23 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:02,479 You know who never loses money, 24 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:03,980 who tracks every cent 25 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:05,815 that comes in this house like a hawk? 26 00:01:05,899 --> 00:01:09,694 Not that you'd appreciate it. - I appreciate you. 27 00:01:11,279 --> 00:01:13,907 And I need a new dishwasher. 28 00:01:24,250 --> 00:01:26,294 It's hot in here. 29 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,565 How big of a piano are we talking about? 30 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:48,983 You tell me. 31 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:52,111 you're better at fitting things in tight spaces. 32 00:01:58,159 --> 00:01:59,828 Okay, the piano, but the other stuff-- 33 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:01,287 No, no, no, I totally understand, 34 00:02:01,371 --> 00:02:03,706 completely understand. - Good. 35 00:02:03,790 --> 00:02:06,709 I got a surprise. [both laugh] 36 00:02:08,002 --> 00:02:09,921 Guys got this off a truck. - Oh, my God. 37 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:11,214 Brand-spanking-new. 38 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:13,216 - [gasps] - Might put you in the mood. 39 00:02:13,216 --> 00:02:16,803 [laughs] Oh, oh, my. 40 00:02:16,803 --> 00:02:19,430 You didn't tell me you got a second job modeling. 41 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:22,767 - [laughs] - [squeals] 42 00:02:22,851 --> 00:02:25,270 [upbeat music] 43 00:02:25,270 --> 00:02:27,438 What the hell is this? 44 00:02:27,522 --> 00:02:34,362 ♪ ♪ 45 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:36,114 No, no, no, no, Louie. I got it. 46 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:37,448 No problem. I-I'll fix this. 47 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:39,784 Okay, no, thank you. 48 00:02:39,868 --> 00:02:41,703 Uh, who do I go to for petty cash? 49 00:02:41,703 --> 00:02:42,912 We need some set pieces 50 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,497 that read Italian Renaissance. 51 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:46,332 Put that on ice, Prigger. We got a bigger problem. 52 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:47,625 We're in business with the Mob, 53 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:48,918 with the literal Mob 54 00:02:49,002 --> 00:02:51,212 who whack people and bootleg whiskey? 55 00:02:51,296 --> 00:02:53,715 Well, it's not the 1920s, but, yeah. 56 00:02:53,715 --> 00:02:55,049 You never thought to tell me 57 00:02:55,133 --> 00:02:56,968 that the Mafia delivers my magazine? 58 00:02:56,968 --> 00:02:59,178 Guys in trucks deliver our magazines, 59 00:02:59,262 --> 00:03:01,431 and they are employed by shipping companies 60 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:03,641 who may or may not, but absolutely do, 61 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,101 have ties to organized crime. 62 00:03:05,101 --> 00:03:07,270 Well, then let's get a different distributor. 63 00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:08,605 Great, you know anybody who wants 64 00:03:08,605 --> 00:03:10,148 all their trucks set on fire tomorrow? 65 00:03:10,148 --> 00:03:11,941 Okay, so they're--they're Catholic enough 66 00:03:12,025 --> 00:03:14,235 to be offended by an article on birth control, 67 00:03:14,319 --> 00:03:16,905 but yet they're somehow fine with naughty nuns? 68 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,323 These are complicated people, Joyce. 69 00:03:18,323 --> 00:03:19,657 They contain multitudes. 70 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,659 Don't quote my heroes back to me. 71 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:23,494 It's so irritating when you do that. 72 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:25,413 Don't-- [gasps] 73 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:28,791 They probably just blew past the nuances in my article. 74 00:03:28,875 --> 00:03:30,376 What if I talk to 'em 75 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,295 and--and I explain the benefits of family planning? 76 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:33,796 Are you one of those people 77 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,465 who gets turned on the moment before you die? 78 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:37,884 How could anybody answer that with any accuracy? 79 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:41,137 You're just giving in? 80 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:43,306 No, I'm getting "Minx" back on the shelves. 81 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:45,975 This is now a shippable magazine. 82 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:49,729 One down and 499,000 to go. 83 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:52,148 You're welcome. Grab a magazine. 84 00:03:52,148 --> 00:03:55,777 [Andwella's "Hold on to Your Mind"] 85 00:03:55,777 --> 00:03:57,695 ♪ Getting you took a long, long time ♪ 86 00:03:57,779 --> 00:03:59,864 ♪ What's your name? Are you feeling fine? ♪ 87 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:02,075 ♪ Pull up a chair, share my wine ♪ 88 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:04,285 Hey, there they are. 89 00:04:04,369 --> 00:04:06,287 ♪ Close your eyes, come inside ♪ 90 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,039 Don't worry about us. 91 00:04:08,039 --> 00:04:11,167 We will be in and out quicker than a senator in a whorehouse. 92 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:13,586 There you go. 93 00:04:13,670 --> 00:04:15,672 Doug Renetti, Bottom Dollar. Thank you. 94 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:18,383 You do realize your magazine's already broken out 95 00:04:18,383 --> 00:04:21,177 by region-- like, all over the warehouse. 96 00:04:21,177 --> 00:04:23,054 You gonna have to go around pulling bundles. 97 00:04:23,054 --> 00:04:24,472 It's gonna take all week. 98 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:31,521 All right, Bambi, you are our page opener, 99 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:35,400 Richie, staple remover, Shelly, article extractor, 100 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:38,903 and, Tina, bringing it all home as our re-stapler. 101 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:41,406 Um, yeah, you know, I think we should-- 102 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:43,866 Yeah, um, I'm actually a natural staple remover. 103 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:45,368 - Oh. - It's a shoot day tomorrow. 104 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:46,995 These shouldn't be near anything sharp. 105 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:48,079 Gotcha. 106 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:49,288 [stapler clicks] 107 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:50,623 Ooh, I like that. 108 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,500 - - I'm-- - I'm not trying to die today. 109 00:04:52,500 --> 00:04:53,876 Big centerfold shoot tomorrow. 110 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:55,712 We're doing "David." - Oh, Niven? 111 00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:58,548 - Uh, no, Michelangelo. - Oh, that's my Joyce-y. 112 00:04:58,548 --> 00:04:59,924 This is what I'm talking about right here-- 113 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:01,467 the A-team setting the standard. 114 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:03,177 I love to see it. - How long is this gonna take? 115 00:05:03,261 --> 00:05:04,887 I have so much to do at the office. 116 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:06,639 We'll leave when we're done. How's that? 117 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:08,391 - I suggested day laborers. - Yeah, but they don't care. 118 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:10,643 They're mercenaries, just ripping apart our magazine 119 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:12,478 like a pack of wolves. 120 00:05:12,562 --> 00:05:15,815 No, I hire good people who give a shit. 121 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:20,611 I'll go talk to 'em. 122 00:05:20,695 --> 00:05:24,073 And I will get coffee. 123 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,409 Mm, now, I don't have a thing for feet, 124 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:28,119 but check out those little piggies. 125 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:30,496 I'd like to take them to market. 126 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:32,582 [laughter] 127 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:36,335 As you were, gentlemen. 128 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:39,255 It's nothing I don't see every single day. 129 00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:43,593 In fact, I actually consulted on this photo shoot, 130 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:45,803 which is why our naughty teacher 131 00:05:45,887 --> 00:05:48,431 is holding the book right side up. 132 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:50,850 I wonder if you could point me in the direction of the coffee. 133 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,894 It's in the cabinet, but the pot's cracked. 134 00:05:52,894 --> 00:05:54,979 Excuse me, after an 18-hour shift, 135 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:56,939 you might get a case of the dropsies, too. 136 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:59,776 18 hours? That is a long day. 137 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:01,277 Tape is in the cabinet. 138 00:06:01,277 --> 00:06:03,196 - Oh, merci. - Right on. 139 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,822 What happened to your hand? 140 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:08,076 Forklift, one. Carlos, zero. 141 00:06:08,076 --> 00:06:09,786 Noted. 142 00:06:09,786 --> 00:06:11,454 Oh, thank you. 143 00:06:11,454 --> 00:06:13,623 - [coughs] - Oh, my God. 144 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:16,459 - [coughs] - What's wrong with you? 145 00:06:16,459 --> 00:06:17,794 Oh, yeah. 146 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:20,171 Ventilation in the warehouse is dog shit. 147 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:21,839 Fumes from the trucks. 148 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:24,342 Well, gentlemen, not to give our current administration 149 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:25,802 too much credit, but they did pass 150 00:06:25,802 --> 00:06:27,553 federal workplace safety regulations 151 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:28,930 two years ago. 152 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:31,849 Surely you've heard of OSHA? - OSHA? 153 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:35,103 Yeah, you don't have to labor in these awful conditions. 154 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:37,939 You, like all workers, have rights. 155 00:06:37,939 --> 00:06:39,816 ♪ ♪ 156 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:42,360 - How many more days, Tina? - Not my call, Phil. 157 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:43,778 When the job's done, it'll be done. 158 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:46,239 But fixing "Minx" is not our job. 159 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,699 I have four profitable titles of my own. 160 00:06:48,783 --> 00:06:51,410 I spent all day yesterday hauling magazine bales 161 00:06:51,494 --> 00:06:52,829 like a goddamn farmer. 162 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:55,832 - Van leaves at 9:00. - [sighs] 163 00:06:55,832 --> 00:06:58,668 [sighs deeply] 164 00:06:58,668 --> 00:07:01,295 [screams] 165 00:07:03,422 --> 00:07:04,674 Oh, huh, oh-- 166 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,843 Oh, that doesn't look like Eddie. 167 00:07:06,843 --> 00:07:08,761 - It's not Eddie. - Who is Eddie? 168 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,471 The snake we book for shoots, but that's not Eddie. 169 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:13,558 All right, okay, look, we have been socialized 170 00:07:13,558 --> 00:07:15,059 by the patriarchy to think of ourselves 171 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:16,811 as victims who need to be rescued, 172 00:07:16,811 --> 00:07:19,605 but we're liberated women. 173 00:07:19,689 --> 00:07:22,191 We can clearly just rescue ourselve-- 174 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:23,693 [snake hisses] - Oh! 175 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:25,778 All right, okay, all right. Okay, all right. 176 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:29,365 Aw, hi, friend. Are you lost? 177 00:07:29,365 --> 00:07:30,533 It's okay. 178 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:32,410 We're gonna find you a new home. 179 00:07:32,410 --> 00:07:34,036 What about the parking lot? 180 00:07:34,120 --> 00:07:36,080 In a little ditch back there, I saw a bunch of mice. 181 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:39,876 Seems like a fun time. Yes, cutie. 182 00:07:39,876 --> 00:07:41,711 Bleh! Okay, we have got to put up a sign, 183 00:07:41,711 --> 00:07:43,379 make sure people do not leave the door open. 184 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:45,631 You think that thing slithered in on a its own? 185 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:49,177 That was a threat. - Oh. 186 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:52,346 Message received, Louie, and snake received. 187 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:54,807 [chuckles] No, no, no, no, no, I'm not accusing you. 188 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:59,103 - I'm-- - I'm simply relaying news of a wayward snake. 189 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:01,480 The point is, is I will handle this 100%. 190 00:08:01,564 --> 00:08:03,608 You are as reasonable as you are kind. 191 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:07,403 T-thank you. Bye. 192 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:08,821 Prigger! 193 00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:11,866 Why do you always assume that it's my fault? 194 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:13,868 Oh, was it some other jackass in a pussy bow 195 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,578 riling up the warehouse guys, 196 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:17,663 educating them about workers' rights? 197 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,749 It's a wildly unsafe environment. 198 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:22,084 Surely even the Mob doesn't want their employees 199 00:08:22,168 --> 00:08:24,587 dying on the job. - They're the Mob. 200 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:26,631 They're famous for being okay with that. 201 00:08:26,631 --> 00:08:28,633 And I'm the bad guy here. 202 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:30,259 Listen to me, kid. 203 00:08:30,343 --> 00:08:33,512 I went from having no "Minx" to no magazines at all. 204 00:08:33,596 --> 00:08:37,600 They won't deliver anything of mine because of you. 205 00:08:37,600 --> 00:08:39,143 15 years I'm in business 206 00:08:39,227 --> 00:08:40,728 with these people, no problem. 207 00:08:40,728 --> 00:08:42,230 You're here six weeks, 208 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:43,814 and I don't know if I have a business anymore. 209 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:45,608 Well, if it's that fragile, I might argue 210 00:08:45,608 --> 00:08:47,610 that you don't have a business at all, really. 211 00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,403 Don't you take the high road on me. 212 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:51,572 So you're into workers now? You're their champion? 213 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:52,823 Is that it? - Sure. 214 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:54,075 Stand up. Look out the window. 215 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,743 I mean it. Stand up, please. 216 00:08:55,743 --> 00:08:57,245 Look out the window. 217 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:01,540 You see all these people? - Mm-hmm. 218 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:05,211 Well, their asses are on the line because of you. 219 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,296 All right, okay, surely there is 220 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:09,966 a simple solution here. - Yeah, there is. 221 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:13,052 You're gonna get your wish. You're gonna talk to the Mob. 222 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:16,639 ♪ ♪ 223 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:17,890 Uh... 224 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:19,809 ♪ ♪ 225 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:21,477 I cannot believe I'm missing this, 226 00:09:21,477 --> 00:09:23,562 but I'm sure that everything you need is right in here. 227 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:25,314 Oh, and Shelly knows what I want, so... 228 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,817 I'm not sure where exactly he's supposed to be looking. 229 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,110 Away from camera. 230 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:30,528 That's the "Minx" twist. - Oh. 231 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:33,030 "The David" is idealized male beauty. 232 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:35,366 It's a sculpture that invites objectification, 233 00:09:35,366 --> 00:09:37,743 but just as we reject men looking at women, 234 00:09:37,827 --> 00:09:40,913 we also reject men looking at women looking at men. 235 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:44,292 But he's already looking away. 236 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:46,335 Yes, that's why we having him looking away 237 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:48,004 but in the opposite direction. 238 00:09:48,004 --> 00:09:49,672 It subverts expectation. 239 00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:51,924 - Oh. - Okay. Uh, Dane, hop up there. 240 00:09:52,008 --> 00:09:59,098 ♪ ♪ 241 00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:03,185 - Am I supposed to look away? - You'll get used to it. 242 00:10:03,269 --> 00:10:08,441 ♪ ♪ 243 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:12,320 Yeah, that's the rough idea, I guess, but I have to go. 244 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:14,905 So, um, I know you'll make it sing. 245 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:17,199 Joyce-- 246 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:20,036 Is he just gonna leave that there? 247 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:26,459 Lord in Heaven. 248 00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:29,295 How long is this drive? 249 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:31,213 Those chocolate dicks are not gonna hold up in the sun. 250 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:34,216 - Think they're gonna melt? - Move over. 251 00:10:34,300 --> 00:10:35,885 You have no flair for presentation. 252 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:38,137 All right. Thank you. 253 00:10:38,137 --> 00:10:39,972 Today's gonna go good. 254 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:41,974 I'm gonna go to this little shindig for Little Vito, 255 00:10:42,058 --> 00:10:43,392 get some face time with the big man, 256 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,394 and, boom, we'll be back in business. 257 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,897 If I knew the fate of our company came down to a T-shirt, 258 00:10:47,897 --> 00:10:49,774 I would've sprung for a 100% cotton. 259 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,984 [chuckles] You sure you're cool to hold down the fort? 260 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,403 You cool with waltzing into a Mob boss' house? 261 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:56,697 Oh, come on, these are L.A. gangsters. 262 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,199 The danger peters out 263 00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,326 the further you get from Sicily. 264 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:04,163 ♪ ♪ 265 00:11:04,163 --> 00:11:07,291 What is going on? Are you worried about me? 266 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:09,210 I'm just not sure bringing the problem 267 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:13,047 to solve the problem solves the problem. 268 00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:15,383 All right, well, unless you got any connections 269 00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,635 to a rival crime family... 270 00:11:17,635 --> 00:11:19,720 I think this is our only move. 271 00:11:19,804 --> 00:11:21,347 Hey... 272 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,182 what do you think? 273 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:26,769 Cement shoes are gonna go great with those slacks. 274 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,857 All right, go ahead. Let me hear it. Practice. 275 00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,901 - [snorts derisively] - With pep. 276 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,027 [sighs] 277 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:36,320 I'm sorry I sowed seeds 278 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,364 of resentment at your warehouse. 279 00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:40,241 Joyce... 280 00:11:40,241 --> 00:11:42,410 you are there to kiss the ring, okay? 281 00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,120 Oh, please. He's not the Pope. 282 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:46,872 Not that that guy is any great shakes either, by the way, 283 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,375 His policy on homo-- - No, Joyce. 284 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:53,796 You're there to apologize and to congratulate Little Vito 285 00:11:53,796 --> 00:11:56,298 on getting made, married, or out of jail. 286 00:11:56,382 --> 00:12:00,261 Under no circumstances do you preach, rabble-rouse, 287 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:03,347 or speak truth to power-- no Joyce-ing. 288 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:06,350 Oh-ho, I didn't realize I was a verb now. 289 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:07,518 And maybe, you know, 290 00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:09,061 just to play devil's advocate, 291 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:11,230 aren't we here because Joyce-ing is effective? 292 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,566 I-I activated those workers, didn't I? 293 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:15,860 I'm so sorry. What is your argument here? 294 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:17,236 That maybe I'm the perfect person 295 00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,821 to change a few hearts and minds 296 00:12:18,821 --> 00:12:20,656 about reproductive rights. - Okay, you know what? 297 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:22,950 I think they made their position on the pill 298 00:12:22,950 --> 00:12:24,743 crystal clear, Prigger. 299 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,745 Why don't we take them at their word 300 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:29,832 and stop pissing 'em off? 301 00:12:29,832 --> 00:12:32,126 Are you okay? 302 00:12:32,126 --> 00:12:34,003 Yeah, I'm grea--yes. 303 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:37,298 All right, practice, go again. - Oh, my God! 304 00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:44,472 ♪ ♪ 305 00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:53,939 [doorbell rings] 306 00:12:55,816 --> 00:12:56,692 [cap gun pops] 307 00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:57,943 [children shouting] 308 00:12:58,027 --> 00:13:00,529 Vito, Vito, don't go too far! 309 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:04,700 And no peeing in the Larsons' yard! 310 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:07,203 Must be here for Vince. 311 00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,414 Follow me. Get the door. 312 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:11,665 Little Vito? 313 00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:13,000 I thought it was ironic, 314 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:15,336 like Thin Joey or Handsome Tom, okay? 315 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:17,546 [Bobby Darin's "Beyond the Sea"] 316 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,131 ♪ Somewhere ♪ 317 00:13:19,215 --> 00:13:20,549 ♪ ♪ 318 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,676 ♪ Beyond the sea ♪ 319 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,971 ♪ She's there watching for me ♪ 320 00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,431 ♪ ♪ 321 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:29,225 ♪ If I could fly ♪ 322 00:13:29,225 --> 00:13:32,728 ♪ Like birds on high ♪ - The ball is out! 323 00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:34,730 ♪ Then straight to her arms ♪ 324 00:13:34,730 --> 00:13:36,857 ♪ I'd go sailing ♪ 325 00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:39,443 Hey, Vince, some work friends are here 326 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,945 at your son's birthday. 327 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,739 Doug Renetti, Bottom Dollar, and this is-- 328 00:13:43,739 --> 00:13:45,908 Come on, honey. Girls are in the kitchen. 329 00:13:45,908 --> 00:13:47,743 Oh, no, I'm fine here. 330 00:13:49,537 --> 00:13:50,913 I'd say just go in the kitchen. 331 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:53,207 No, it's--this is where all the action is. 332 00:13:53,207 --> 00:13:55,167 Believe me, you'll be bored out of your mind, sweetheart. 333 00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:56,669 Go. - Plans change. 334 00:13:56,669 --> 00:13:58,295 Go make friends. I'll pull you in if I can. 335 00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,589 Come on, hon. We need help in the kitchen. 336 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:05,761 ♪ ♪ 337 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:08,722 Help me settle a bet, will you? 338 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:12,268 I say every man with a beard has a weak chin. 339 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:15,062 [laughter] 340 00:14:15,062 --> 00:14:16,939 You got me. [laughs] 341 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:18,607 [indistinct chatter, baby cries] 342 00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,068 Oh, shoes off, hon. We just polished the floors. 343 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,778 - Oh. - Girls, this is Joyce. 344 00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:24,905 She came in with a very handsome fella. 345 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:26,949 - Oh! - No, no, God, no. 346 00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:29,952 He's not my boyfriend. - Who is not her boyfriend. 347 00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,579 Oh. 348 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,539 Wow, seems like there is a lot 349 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,457 of unacknowledged labor going on in here. 350 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:37,042 Do the men ever lift a finger to help-- 351 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:39,169 Yeah, stir the gravy. I got to frost the cake. 352 00:14:39,253 --> 00:14:41,422 So we only had the one car, the GTO, 353 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:44,008 and Freddy had to be the one to drive it. 354 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,218 By the way, Freddy hates left turns. 355 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,803 We'll make smaller and smaller circles 356 00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,221 till we just get somewhere. 357 00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:50,723 We don't want to ruin your nice outfit. 358 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,349 What was this, $30? Bullocks on Wilshire. 359 00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,642 Actually, yes. 360 00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,477 So I wait till Freddy's out of town, 361 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:58,480 and I go and buy one of those baby car seats, a pink one, 362 00:14:58,564 --> 00:14:59,982 and I put it in the GTO. 363 00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,735 Freddy comes home. Now it's a woman's car. 364 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,070 He goes out and gets himself a Caddy. 365 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:08,699 I got the GTO. - That's very clever. 366 00:15:08,699 --> 00:15:10,826 But, uh, it reinforces gender norms-- 367 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:12,870 - Will you hold Steffi a sec? - Sure. 368 00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,496 Oh, God, I don't think she likes me, though. 369 00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:15,998 [bell dings] - Don't forget the gravy. 370 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,750 [Steffi crying] 371 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,001 Quickly? 372 00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,919 You know, there is a new movement 373 00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:23,130 called Wages for House-- 374 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:26,634 You like? 375 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:29,178 - That is incredible. - Mm. 376 00:15:29,178 --> 00:15:31,513 [upbeat music] 377 00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:33,682 The problem isn't the angle. It's the concept. 378 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,225 Then why don't we try something else? 379 00:15:35,309 --> 00:15:37,353 I mean, we're already not doing the "David." 380 00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:38,937 - Mm. - Sure. 381 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:41,231 Look at this guy's giant hands and cute little fella. 382 00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:43,525 You have a much bigger penis than the "David." 383 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:44,860 Much. 384 00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,403 Standards of masculinity were different 385 00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,197 in Renaissance Florence. 386 00:15:48,197 --> 00:15:49,573 Large penises were associated 387 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:53,035 with foolishness, ugliness, and lust. 388 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,286 Oh. 389 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,956 Oh, okay. [scoffs] 390 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,875 Listen, Joyce told us her vision, 391 00:15:59,875 --> 00:16:01,502 and we need to execute that. 392 00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,754 But are we even in the neighborhood of arousal here? 393 00:16:03,754 --> 00:16:05,631 If we give Joyce something that sparkles, 394 00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:09,051 I mean, she'll find meaning we didn't even know was there. 395 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,719 She is very good at that. 396 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,346 - Mm-hmm. - It's the face thing. 397 00:16:12,346 --> 00:16:14,014 I want to see his face. 398 00:16:14,098 --> 00:16:15,724 It's the one thing she was clear about--the face. 399 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,726 Can't you just use a different lens or something? 400 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,896 Babe, that's not how photography works. 401 00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:23,357 Get him up there. I'm gonna change the lens. 402 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:25,109 And it does a sani cycle. 403 00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:27,611 Washes glasses without leaving spots. 404 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:29,238 [women gasp] 405 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,531 Louie doesn't know it yet, 406 00:16:30,531 --> 00:16:31,740 but he's getting me one of these. 407 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:34,076 The design is very elegant, 408 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,703 but it just--you know what? 409 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,329 Appliances like this just give women 410 00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:38,706 the illusion of more time. 411 00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:41,750 I want one, but Freddy is so cheap. 412 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,127 That's consistent with the Freddy 413 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:44,795 you've been describing. - Oh, hon. 414 00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,714 Steff Just spilled her juice. Will you get that for me? 415 00:16:46,714 --> 00:16:48,090 Yes. 416 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,008 Did you spill your juice? 417 00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:52,177 Freddy, did you see Francie's new dishwasher? 418 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,637 It soaks and scrubs. 419 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,264 Looks expensive. 420 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,599 Oh, I wasn't suggesting. I know we can't afford it. 421 00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,101 But maybe in a few years 422 00:16:59,101 --> 00:17:01,270 when Francesca or Brenda upgrade, 423 00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,105 we can get their old one. 424 00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,232 Louie's getting you one of these? 425 00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:07,025 It's been discussed. 426 00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:11,113 Pick one up this weekend. 427 00:17:11,113 --> 00:17:12,823 You're the boss. 428 00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:15,659 [whispering] Did you see that? 429 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:19,371 She just totally manipulated him. 430 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,040 [dishes clatter] - Time for birthday cake. 431 00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,627 [normal voice] She's good. 432 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,671 ♪ ♪ 433 00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,673 [cheers and applause on TV] 434 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,884 What a tough loss, right? 435 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,385 But I think we all know how it feels 436 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:35,012 to have something pulled out from under you-- 437 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:36,472 - Postgame, postgame. - Yeah. 438 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:38,182 Let's just finish the postgame. 439 00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,558 Tough one out there today, Billy. 440 00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:40,934 Those backers were all over me 441 00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,686 like a tick on a coonhound. 442 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,897 Only one thing left to do-- shake off the loss, 443 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,565 hit the town, see what kind of tail 444 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:47,858 Buffalo has to offer. 445 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:51,195 Oh, Jes-- You earned it, Billy. 446 00:17:51,195 --> 00:17:52,654 [laughter] 447 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,615 They don't make 'em like him anymore, right? 448 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,992 No, they don't-- a guy who makes mistakes 449 00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,704 but somehow comes back even stronger for the win-- 450 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,372 It's the only position in the league 451 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,208 where they still allow white guys to even play. 452 00:18:04,208 --> 00:18:05,667 It's the most important one. 453 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:07,586 They need someone who strategizes good. 454 00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:10,088 They don't let the mulignans on the team for their brains. 455 00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:12,132 You know, when I was young, we had the Yankees, right? 456 00:18:12,216 --> 00:18:14,885 And then they had a Negro league, and it was fine. 457 00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,762 It just worked fine. 458 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,514 Jackie Robinson comes along, before you know it, 459 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,182 I got to hire these people. 460 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:22,226 Yeah, that's when the money starts walking out the door. 461 00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:24,061 That's why there's fucking cash missing all the time. 462 00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:25,896 Sticky fingers, every single one of them. 463 00:18:25,896 --> 00:18:28,190 Well, you know what they say about the Sicilians-- 464 00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,192 they're no-good gangsters, and they're thugs, 465 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:33,821 every single one of them. [chuckles] 466 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,948 What'd you just say? 467 00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:38,075 [stammers] I thought you guys were gonna laugh. 468 00:18:38,075 --> 00:18:39,451 I was making a joke. I'm an Italian myself. 469 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:40,869 Oh, really? 470 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,746 You got to be a Nablidon of course, right? 471 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,624 - I don't speak the language. - Oh, you're not Italian. 472 00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,000 I didn't mean any disrespect. 473 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:49,461 I have nothing but respect for you. 474 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,547 You know, a-at my company, Bottom Dollar, 475 00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,591 I got everybody under the sun working for me. 476 00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:57,302 My top lieutenant's Black-- a woman, Black woman. 477 00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:59,263 - Oh. - She's good, man. 478 00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,223 She's good. [chuckles] 479 00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:02,766 When I had money missing, it was her 480 00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:03,892 who figured out who took it. 481 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,227 Who stole it, her brother? 482 00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:06,562 [laughter] - [chuckles] 483 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:09,189 Funny, no, no. All I'm saying is, 484 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,899 if somebody's skimming off the top, 485 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:13,902 the chances are it's not a low-level guy you just hired. 486 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,154 It's somebody who knows your business the best. 487 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,573 It's the inner circle-- 488 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,074 the people you let your guard down around, 489 00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:20,617 the ones you consider your friends. 490 00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:23,579 And if you ask me, that's just common se-- 491 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:27,541 [indistinct chatter on TV] 492 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:39,011 40% budget increase, camera upgrades, 493 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:41,013 60-pound glossy stock-- what is this? 494 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,724 List of demands. You know Doug has lost it. 495 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:46,184 - [sighs] - We want a fair workplace. 496 00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:47,769 We want what "Minx" gets. 497 00:19:47,853 --> 00:19:49,897 - Shouldn't you be working? - We can't. 498 00:19:49,897 --> 00:19:53,066 "Minx" is two hours over their studio time. 499 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,776 Big surprise. 500 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,863 [chair squeaks] - [sighs] 501 00:19:57,863 --> 00:19:59,781 ♪ ♪ 502 00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:02,534 Vittorio! It's time! 503 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:06,622 ♪ ♪ 504 00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:09,666 [indistinct chatter] 505 00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,960 ♪ ♪ 506 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,962 Vittorio! 507 00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:16,757 [panicked chatter] 508 00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:23,931 ♪ ♪ 509 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:28,226 Finally. So? 510 00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,938 So it's a complex negotiation. 511 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:32,648 You haven't even brought up the magazine yet, have you? 512 00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:35,984 - Nope. - Why are you so sweaty? 513 00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,278 Your beard is really sweaty. - Oh, shit. 514 00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:40,614 all: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ - It's dripping. 515 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:44,451 all: ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 516 00:20:44,451 --> 00:20:46,161 ♪ Happy birthday-- ♪ 517 00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:48,246 Vince needs to speak with you one-on-one. 518 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,582 - - I thought I-- - I was gonna have some cake first. 519 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:53,043 I strongly advise against it. Come on. 520 00:20:53,043 --> 00:20:55,963 all: ♪ To you ♪ 521 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:59,591 ♪ And many more ♪ [laughter] 522 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:03,804 Happy birthday. [cheers and applause] 523 00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:08,350 ♪ ♪ 524 00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:09,810 Seven in a row. 525 00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,229 How are you doing that? Are you actually David? 526 00:21:12,229 --> 00:21:13,981 No, I just grew up on a farm. 527 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:16,191 Okay, we have to get back to work. 528 00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:17,985 I changed the whole lighting setup. 529 00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:20,487 Let's just pretend like we've never done any of this before. 530 00:21:20,487 --> 00:21:22,364 I'm not your mother, Dane. 531 00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:23,365 Thank God. 532 00:21:23,365 --> 00:21:25,867 Up here. 533 00:21:25,951 --> 00:21:27,536 - Oh, cramp. - You okay? 534 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,121 Ooh, yeah, yeah. Just give me a sec. 535 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,455 - Okay. - Ooh. 536 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:31,748 [exhales sharply] 537 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,125 [inhales deeply] 538 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,584 [exhales sharply] 539 00:21:34,668 --> 00:21:38,588 ♪ ♪ 540 00:21:38,672 --> 00:21:41,717 - Where'd you learn this? - Juilliard... 541 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:43,301 calisthenics class, man. 542 00:21:43,385 --> 00:21:46,638 I went there for a semester-- too competitive. 543 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,766 [camera shutter clicking] 544 00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:51,268 - All right, I'm good. - No, no, no. 545 00:21:51,268 --> 00:21:53,562 Keep doing what you're doing. It's great. 546 00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,648 ♪ ♪ 547 00:21:56,732 --> 00:22:00,861 Excellent. Hold that for me, extend. 548 00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:03,488 Gorgeous, stay there. Stay there. 549 00:22:03,572 --> 00:22:05,240 [camera shutter clicks] Okay, give me-- 550 00:22:05,240 --> 00:22:06,742 Come on in. Let's go. 551 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,952 Hey, Phil, we're still shooting here. 552 00:22:09,036 --> 00:22:10,954 - Not anymore. - Phil, what's going on? 553 00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:12,414 We're about to shoot. That's what we're doing. 554 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,874 - What's happening? - I don't know. 555 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:16,084 No, no, Phil, we have the studio. 556 00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:17,502 You've been here for hours. Show's over. 557 00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,129 You guys have been here long enough. 558 00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:20,630 - I'm in the middle of a shoot. - No, no, no, no. 559 00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,299 - Don't! These are-- - Don't touch our books. 560 00:22:22,299 --> 00:22:23,967 Ladies, no, please. If you could just cover up. 561 00:22:24,051 --> 00:22:26,094 - Been waiting for-- - Hey! 562 00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,096 Stop it! Knock it off! 563 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:31,433 I know that you don't respect me, but you have to go-- 564 00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:32,768 That is a library book. 565 00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:35,270 This is our book! Absolutely-- 566 00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:40,400 I said knock it the fuck off! 567 00:22:43,070 --> 00:22:44,863 "Minx," you went way over your studio time. 568 00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:47,949 You are one magazine out of 15. - Yeah, you tell 'em. 569 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,327 Shut up, dumbass. You can't bum-rush a photo shoot 570 00:22:50,327 --> 00:22:53,205 because you're unhappy. - It's all our equipment. 571 00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:56,666 So we'll set up a system that ensures equal access. 572 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:59,544 I'll talk to Doug. - Doug is out of his mind. 573 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,630 Well, if he is, he's earned the right to be 574 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,256 more than anyone else here. 575 00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:05,300 And I'll remind you that he has taken a chance 576 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,260 on every single one of us in this room. 577 00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:10,472 So, if you don't like what's happening at this company, 578 00:23:10,472 --> 00:23:12,057 you are free to walk. 579 00:23:12,057 --> 00:23:13,433 There's the door. 580 00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:17,354 Now clean this shit up. 581 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,481 "Minx," you have ten minutes to finish. 582 00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:21,483 Okay. 583 00:23:21,483 --> 00:23:25,445 Please. [indistinct chatter] 584 00:23:25,529 --> 00:23:27,656 Thanks, sugar. 585 00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:32,702 You know his dick is more like Goliath's 586 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:34,121 than David's, right? 587 00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:35,747 - Oh, yeah, it's enormous. - We're aware. 588 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,457 - Okay, yeah. - It's almost too big. 589 00:23:44,423 --> 00:23:46,258 Renetti... 590 00:23:47,717 --> 00:23:51,179 Very few men come into my home 591 00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,932 and talk to me like you talk to me, 592 00:23:55,892 --> 00:23:57,185 You interrupt the postgame. 593 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,855 - First of all, I-- - Whoa! Whoa. 594 00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:02,149 Now you're interrupting me. 595 00:24:04,151 --> 00:24:06,862 And on top of that... 596 00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:09,739 you accuse my guys... 597 00:24:09,823 --> 00:24:13,827 my guys of stealing from me. 598 00:24:13,827 --> 00:24:15,871 [clears throat] About that, uh--uh... 599 00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:17,247 - Mm. - The truth is 600 00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:18,915 I-I don't know your guys. 601 00:24:18,999 --> 00:24:20,876 Well, I do. 602 00:24:20,876 --> 00:24:22,627 They're my cousins. 603 00:24:22,711 --> 00:24:26,339 They're my brother-in-laws. They're my nephews. 604 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:31,094 And every one of them is a freaking piece of shit. 605 00:24:31,178 --> 00:24:34,097 You hit the nail right on the head, Renetti--you did. 606 00:24:34,181 --> 00:24:38,185 Sometimes it takes someone from the outside to, uh... 607 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:42,731 to make one confront an awful truth. 608 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:44,149 My whole family-- 609 00:24:44,149 --> 00:24:46,902 they're all skimming from me, and I know it. 610 00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:49,029 But I'm trapped in some web 611 00:24:49,029 --> 00:24:51,698 of--of--of nepotism and incompetence. 612 00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:53,700 And, frankly, I'm jealous of what you 613 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,493 and this colored broad got. 614 00:24:57,370 --> 00:25:01,124 So tell me, Renetti, what's your secret here? 615 00:25:03,376 --> 00:25:08,089 I guess if there's a secret, the secret is, is, um... 616 00:25:08,173 --> 00:25:10,425 hire the best people for the job. 617 00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:14,930 Black, white, gay, straight, pretty face, lazy eye... 618 00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:16,264 [chuckles] 619 00:25:16,348 --> 00:25:19,893 Good people are good people, full stop. 620 00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:21,770 Yeah, well, obviously I don't get résumés 621 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:23,647 here on my desk, you know? 622 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:27,025 Hey, if I can put a winning team together 623 00:25:27,025 --> 00:25:28,985 in porn, 624 00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:32,489 surely you can with all your, you know, legitimate 625 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:34,783 and impressive businesses 626 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:37,661 that I have so much respect for. 627 00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:38,870 What is it? 628 00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:40,705 You having money problems, Vince? 629 00:25:40,789 --> 00:25:42,624 So let me ask you-- 630 00:25:42,624 --> 00:25:46,962 who do you trust the most with your finances? 631 00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:52,926 [sighs] 632 00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:56,429 [dreamy music] 633 00:25:56,513 --> 00:25:58,056 Thanks for getting the dishes, hon. 634 00:25:58,056 --> 00:26:00,016 It's fine. 635 00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:04,312 You know, honestly, right now it just feels good to be busy. 636 00:26:04,396 --> 00:26:06,982 - Trouble at home? - Work. 637 00:26:06,982 --> 00:26:08,984 The handsome fella? 638 00:26:10,568 --> 00:26:12,195 I am in a partnership with a man 639 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:15,824 who doesn't respect or value me. 640 00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:17,826 It's fine. You girls don't want to hear about that. 641 00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:20,578 Uh, yeah, we do. We've heard Sylvia's car story three times. 642 00:26:20,662 --> 00:26:22,122 That was twice. 643 00:26:22,122 --> 00:26:24,165 - - I just-- - I don't know what we're doing here today. 644 00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:25,542 You know, he brings me here. 645 00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,043 Supposedly we want the same thing-- 646 00:26:27,127 --> 00:26:28,837 to put out our magazine together-- 647 00:26:28,837 --> 00:26:31,172 and then he just brushes me aside, 648 00:26:31,256 --> 00:26:34,342 and he has no idea how hard it is to do what I do. 649 00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:36,511 I bet he's more than happy taking the credit, too. 650 00:26:36,511 --> 00:26:38,513 - Oh, you know Doug? - I know men. 651 00:26:38,513 --> 00:26:40,557 - Mm-hmm. - Ha! 652 00:26:40,557 --> 00:26:42,225 [sighs] You know what? 653 00:26:42,309 --> 00:26:43,685 I-I see you women, 654 00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:46,646 and I see everything that you have, and... 655 00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:48,815 I made a different choice, 656 00:26:48,815 --> 00:26:51,818 but some days - I just-- - I wonder-- 657 00:26:53,236 --> 00:26:55,905 I just wonder if that was the right one. 658 00:26:55,989 --> 00:26:58,783 I saw your magazine. I thought it was cute. 659 00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:01,995 That article on birth control, unacceptable. 660 00:27:01,995 --> 00:27:03,663 - You read it? - I didn't need to. 661 00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:05,623 I'm a good Catholic. I know the Church's teachings. 662 00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:08,543 I respect and I completely understand that faith, okay? 663 00:27:08,543 --> 00:27:10,670 I'm a good Episcopalian myself. 664 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:13,214 Well, I'm Episcopalian. 665 00:27:13,298 --> 00:27:15,467 [all chuckle] 666 00:27:18,303 --> 00:27:22,891 Could I at least tell you about the article? 667 00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:26,227 I think it'll make me feel better. 668 00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:29,898 Okay, sweetie. 669 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:32,650 [knife scrapes on plate] 670 00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:34,069 Have some cake. 671 00:27:34,069 --> 00:27:36,821 ♪ ♪ 672 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:39,741 [Steely Dan's "Dirty Work"] 673 00:27:39,741 --> 00:27:41,326 All the magazines are back 674 00:27:41,326 --> 00:27:43,536 on the trucks tomorrow, except "Minx." 675 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:45,538 I tried, kid. There was nothing I could do. 676 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:47,791 This guy respects his wife like nobody's business. 677 00:27:47,791 --> 00:27:50,210 - Well, actually-- - I thought I was a goner. 678 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,795 Lights out for old Renetti. 679 00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:53,338 I thought he was gonna kill me. 680 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:54,672 He locked eyes with me, 681 00:27:54,756 --> 00:27:57,092 and, I mean, my heart was exploding. 682 00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:58,718 I know, right, but the thing is-- 683 00:27:58,802 --> 00:28:00,637 But don't worry about it, okay? 684 00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:02,764 'Cause I'm gonna get "Minx" back, kid. 685 00:28:02,764 --> 00:28:06,101 I'm not quitting on "Minx." I will find a way. 686 00:28:06,101 --> 00:28:08,103 I know you will. 687 00:28:08,103 --> 00:28:10,605 ♪ I'm a fool to do your dirty work... ♪ 688 00:28:10,605 --> 00:28:12,107 These are amazing. 689 00:28:12,107 --> 00:28:15,151 Taking him off the pedestal in a series of shots 690 00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:17,654 just eliminates the-- the oppression 691 00:28:17,654 --> 00:28:19,614 endemic to idealized beauty. 692 00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:21,741 We've made it okay to look. 693 00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:23,618 That's exactly what we were going for. 694 00:28:23,618 --> 00:28:25,495 Really great job, guys. 695 00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:27,455 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 696 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:33,670 ♪ ♪ 697 00:28:33,670 --> 00:28:36,756 Hey, how'd it go yesterday? 698 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,383 Uneventful. You? 699 00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:40,218 About the same. 700 00:28:40,218 --> 00:28:42,095 I did make some policy changes 701 00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:43,805 on studio time and equipment. 702 00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:45,890 You want to approve? - Approved. 703 00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:49,269 Hey, I made a good choice when I hired you. 704 00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:51,980 And I'm thankful for that every day since. 705 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:56,526 - I'm, um-- - I'm sorry if I don't tell you that enough. 706 00:28:56,526 --> 00:28:59,446 Phone call, Doug. 707 00:28:59,446 --> 00:29:02,574 - I should take that. - Mm-hmm. 708 00:29:02,574 --> 00:29:04,826 You should. 709 00:29:04,826 --> 00:29:07,120 ♪ I don't wanna do your dirty work ♪ 710 00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,288 Thank you. 711 00:29:08,288 --> 00:29:10,039 ♪ No more ♪ 712 00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:13,418 "Minx" is back on the trucks, birth control article and all. 713 00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:14,669 You don't say. 714 00:29:14,669 --> 00:29:16,171 I guess I made a bigger impression 715 00:29:16,171 --> 00:29:17,255 on Vince than I thought. 716 00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:18,548 Luckily, we didn't get too far 717 00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:20,467 on that hatchet job on your article. 718 00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:22,010 Well, in retrospect, 719 00:29:22,010 --> 00:29:25,054 that was a very resourceful idea that you had. 720 00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:27,682 Thank you. That's, um, big of you to say. 721 00:29:27,682 --> 00:29:29,559 You're the boss. 722 00:29:32,437 --> 00:29:35,440 [Lynn Castle & Last Friday's Fire's "Lady Barber"] 723 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:38,860 ♪ ♪ 724 00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:42,447 ♪ There was an in-love lady barber ♪ 725 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:45,408 ♪ Who wanted what she could not have ♪ 726 00:29:45,492 --> 00:29:48,536 ♪ She climbed up the mountains too high ♪ 727 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:51,831 ♪ She fell over and over again ♪ 728 00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:58,505 ♪ ♪ 729 00:29:58,505 --> 00:30:02,467 ♪ She wanted to capture the sunshine ♪ 730 00:30:02,467 --> 00:30:05,428 ♪ To touch each brand-new drop of rain ♪ 731 00:30:05,512 --> 00:30:08,556 ♪ To travel the length of a rainbow ♪ 732 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:12,477 ♪ And never come back again ♪ 733 00:30:12,477 --> 00:30:16,689 ♪ She wanted to lie in straw meadows ♪ 734 00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:18,525 ♪ ♪ 735 00:30:18,525 --> 00:30:23,488 ♪ To feel capital love everywhere ♪ 736 00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:25,448 ♪ ♪ 737 00:30:25,532 --> 00:30:30,078 ♪ Yet way, way down deep, deep inside her ♪ 738 00:30:30,078 --> 00:30:32,038 ♪ ♪ 739 00:30:32,038 --> 00:30:36,668 ♪ She wondered if she really cared ♪ 740 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:43,383 ♪ ♪ 741 00:30:45,134 --> 00:30:49,055 ♪ There was an in-love lady barber ♪ 742 00:30:49,055 --> 00:30:51,808 ♪ Who wanted what she could not have ♪ 743 00:30:51,808 --> 00:30:55,186 ♪ She climbed up the mountains too high ♪ 744 00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:59,357 ♪ She fell over and over again ♪ 745 00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:06,531 ♪ ♪