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[♪ "Out of the Races and Onto the Tracks"
by The Rapture playing]
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♪ Get so scared, uh, get so scared, uh ♪
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♪ Shake, shake, shake, shake,
shake, shake, shake, shake ♪
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♪ Shake, shake, shake, shake,
shake, shake, shake, shake ♪
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♪ Get so scared, uh ♪
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[exhales forcefully]
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[grunts]
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[yells]
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Ugh. Goddammit! Oh, why is this so hard?
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[groans]
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Man. I've tried iodized, kosher, sea,
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whatever the hell celery salt is.
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Every time I pull away,
i-i-it's like my body panics
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at the thought of all that pain and vomit.
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But it's the only way, man.
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A hit of this let me talk
to Lady Bullseye back in Tokyo,
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and it's gonna let me talk
to my kid today.
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Maybe even repair the little shot I had
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at being a part of the rest of her life.
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A shot you so officially ruined yesterday
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trying to play therapist.
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Okay, look, I-I-I think
you gotta boof it for me
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so I don't see it coming.
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[Monkey yelps]
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I'll shove that pole up your ass
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and out your eyes!
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[Monkey hooting]
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Yeah. You know, I think we're past
the point of reasoning with her, pal.
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- [grunts]
- [Bryce] Help with what?
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So she had some bad clams. Seriously?
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Just let her ride it out, okay?
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The bistro closes at eight,
so come on, grab a straw
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- and let's get cracking.
- [Monkey screams]
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Well, you done did it now, huh?
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- [Bryce] Great.
- I told you not to do it.
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Vetters are supposed
to vet the killing, not get killed.
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There's an order to this shit.
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I mean, there was an order to this shit.
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Now there's just shit.
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And what's up with this shit?
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I will eat your soul.
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Is this the reason you're not answering
your goddamn phone?
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The one that I bought you?
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Dude, tell her to piss off
so we can deal with my thing.
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Tell me in which grave your mother lies
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so I can defile her corpse
after killing you!
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- [thudding]
- [faint indistinct chatter]
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- [glass shatters]
- [Monkey yelps]
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[chatters]
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[giant growling]
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- [footstep thuds]
- [people screaming]
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Okay, I think this prompts
a shift in our schedule.
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[Monkey grunts]
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This conversation isn't over,
okay, Monkey?
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And what is all this salt?
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[footsteps thudding]
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Yeah, that thing's steps are way too big.
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So unless that furry little motor of yours
has a sports mode,
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we need another way
to catch up, and quick.
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There, there.
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Look, you live in New York long enough,
you're gonna get on the pole.
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Let's go.
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Just trust me. I think.
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- Bananagram incoming.
- [Monkey hooting]
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[laughs]
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Wow, that worked better than I-- [screams]
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Okay, but the idea was inspired.
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[thuds]
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[growls]
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Wow. I bet this dude is hung.
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[Monkey grunts]
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Oh, come on, like you're the evolved one.
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- Hey, Haruka, you done being crazy?
- [Monkey screams]
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Maggots will feast on your flesh!
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- [sword swishing]
- [Bryce] Copy that!
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Alright, well,
let me give the ol' ghost go--
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[grunting]
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[gunfire]
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[hooting]
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Oh, I'm sorry. Am I taking too long
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to overpower the fucking giant?
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Oh, boy, what a dumb way to die.
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- [explosion booms]
- [giant groans]
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What the hell was that?
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- Oh!
- [car alarms beeping]
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- [explosion booms]
- [people screaming]
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Hit this motherfucker again.
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- [gunshot]
- [explosion booms]
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- Double-Tap: Ho-yeah!
- My turn.
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- [energy pulsing]
- [giant growling]
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- [yells]
- [stone shatters]
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[giant groaning]
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- Hi.
- [Monkey] Huh?
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Hello, creepy child.
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So I'll rescue your friend.
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You get the giant. 'Kay?
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- [inquisitive grunts]
- I'm sorry, what?
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'Kay.
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You should probably hold on tight.
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- [bone cracks]
- [giant growls]
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[Haruka screaming]
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- [electricity zapping]
- [groaning]
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[Bryce] I'm sorry, did she say,
"Deal with this giant,"
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as in kill this thing?
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[growling]
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[Monkey chittering]
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What? No, that'll never work.
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[flesh squelches]
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Oh, good God, we could open
a candle store in here.
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- [Monkey grunts]
- Alright, dude,
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the brain's down that way.
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- Let's start blasting.
- [gun cocks]
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- [gunfire]
- [giant groaning]
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[electricity zapping]
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- Jesus Christ!
- [Monkey chittering]
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You all know using cotton swabs is
very bad for your ears, right?
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- I'm sorry, what?
- Yes. It just pushes the wax deeper.
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Amara, are you sure
we can't help the monkey?
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No. Our instructions are to watch,
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evaluate his performance,
and see if he could be useful.
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- Aw...
- Yeah, and if not,
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we grab the club and pop smoke.
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- [grunts]
- [Dot] Oh, no.
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Oh, of course. Of course.
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Baby, that's a hole in one.
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- [car crashing]
- Oh!
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[growling]
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Yeah, I got a hunch those 45 millimeters
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aren't super effective
on a 100-foot brain.
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[giant growling]
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[thuds]
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Okay. Bad news.
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I don't think we're killing
the guy this way.
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Good news. You're playing him
like a marionette.
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- [gunfire continues]
- [head thudding]
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You know, this monkey
is kind of impressive.
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I don't know, the suit, the sunglasses.
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- It feels a little gimmicky.
- Mm-hmm.
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Hey, hey, every piece of this
has a purpose. Okay?
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Well, except for
the bald eagle belt buckle.
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- Now, that's just cool.
- Is it?
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[growling]
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No, hold on.
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Haruka transforms back to herself
if she lets go of the sword, so...
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Hey, Monkey, aim a little left.
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[gunfire]
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Your other left. Your other left!
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- No, your other left!
- [grunts]
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[giant groaning]
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Keep going. Little more.
Yeah, there we go.
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- Little more.
- [gunfire continues]
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Bullseye!
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Attaboy, baby! Whoo!
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Monkey and the goddamn
beanstalk, am I right?
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[rumbling]
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[creaking]
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- Uh-oh.
- [Monkey grunting]
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I think he's going back
to human form, and size.
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Huh?
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[♪ dramatic music playing]
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[grunts]
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It's too strong. I can't hold it.
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[screeches]
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[groaning]
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- [Monkey grunts]
- Double-Tap: Whoa!
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- Whoo!
- [sirens wailing in distance]
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Shit! I forgot to press record.
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- [Monkey] Huh?
- Damn.
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[panting]
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Oh...
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[thuds]
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[♪ gentle ethereal music playing]
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[inaudible dialogue]
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Hey, dude, we got to get out of here. Now.
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That creepy little girl and her friends
dragged you and Haruka here.
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They took her to some
scary-ass research room
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and brought you here.
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Now, this creepy Ken doll keeps walking in
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and puttin' his hand
on your head like he's imagining
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what your fur would feel like
as a goddamn coat.
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[door clanks, whirrs]
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[footsteps approaching]
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Oh, and he's a vampire. Wonderful.
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- [hooting]
- [glass shatters]
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Don't think. Just pick a direction.
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We got to find Haruka
and get the hell out of here.
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[energy pulsing]
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Get out!
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Well, you picked wrong. Other way.
Let's go. Other way!
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Hey.
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- Damn, do you knock?
- [gun cocks]
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Other way, other way. Other other way.
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Okay. I think you can take Hot Topic here.
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- [Monkey hoots]
- [energy pulsing]
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Just kiddin', back to the hall.
Go, go, go!
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God, I will not let you get killed
by these Cirque du Soleil rejects.
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Oh, hey, look who's up.
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- [Bryce] Haruka?
- [Dot] Monkey.
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- Did you get the headphones I left you?
- Wait, what?
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The music makes
the angry thoughts go away.
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[Monkey grunting, growling]
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No, it's okay. They saved our lives.
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- [Monkey grunts]
- Oh, no, Monkey.
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Did you talk to Boone?
And where's your smoothie?
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He had a few notes for the chef.
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I won't hold it against him, though.
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He's a long way from
the Fukuyama mountains.
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[grunting] Huh?
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Uh-huh. He reads minds, long-balls.
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Oh, please.
That's a bit reductive, brother.
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Is it fair to say
you make things disappear?
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Yes, brother, it is.
I destabilize things.
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I suck 'em into my mind
and then, are you ready for this [gasps]
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they've disappeared.
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[sighs] Yes, I read your mind.
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Normally, I'd ask for consent,
but it was a medical emergency.
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You've had quite the adventure.
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Sorry about your tribe, bro.
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[moans]
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Oh, please, give me a fuckin' break.
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And I take it your ghost sidekick
only heightened the paranoia.
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Excuse me?
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I'm about to sidekick you
in the face, Abercrombie.
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- [Monkey grunts]
- [laughs]
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I bet if I read his mind.
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Okay, what the hell is goin' on?
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I'm sure you have questions.
My name is Boone.
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- This is my hilarious brother, Slyke.
- Well, hi, there.
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And you've met our compatriots,
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- Amara, Double-Tap...
- What up?
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- ...and of course little Dot.
- [giggles]
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Monkey, I believe we're
on the same side here,
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fighting the same war.
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We're lucky they found us.
They saved me.
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Hey, we were doin' pretty good
at saving you.
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They just had, like,
you know, fancier toys.
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W-w-wait. Hold on.
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If Haruka is back to being Haruka,
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where's Bonsai Master's sword?
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[grunts]
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You should show him.
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[machine whirring]
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- [Monkey vocalizing]
- [Boone] What are they?
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Humanity's worst impulses
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harnessed into hilts and blades.
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What'd these guys do,
raid Nic Cage's garage?
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[Boone] What you need to know
is what they were before.
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Eons ago, a humble farmer
from a starving village
249
00:11:18,375 --> 00:11:20,667
unearthed something transcendent.
250
00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:25,083
Soon, their barren fields
were overflowing with food.
251
00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:30,458
But as with all things good,
it was desired by those evil.
252
00:11:30,792 --> 00:11:35,042
And before long, a warlord stole the relic
for his own selfish gain.
253
00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:38,583
He melted it down,
turned it into eight brutal tools.
254
00:11:38,667 --> 00:11:41,417
And with those weapons,
they conquered the world.
255
00:11:41,917 --> 00:11:44,500
Until eventually,
they turned on each other.
256
00:11:45,458 --> 00:11:48,875
Weapons were separated,
cycling between dictators,
257
00:11:48,958 --> 00:11:50,917
tyrants, and sadists.
258
00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:53,458
But one group grew smarter.
259
00:11:53,542 --> 00:11:56,750
They saw how flaunting this power
only led to attention,
260
00:11:56,833 --> 00:11:58,958
and attention only led to death.
261
00:11:59,042 --> 00:12:02,000
So they made a pact
to rule from the shadows.
262
00:12:02,083 --> 00:12:03,708
They became the puppet masters,
263
00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:05,875
pulling the strings on world order.
264
00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:07,583
They gave themselves a name.
265
00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:11,125
A name only whispered for fear
of the danger it brings.
266
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They are the Aldermen.
267
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,042
[Bryce snoring]
268
00:12:17,208 --> 00:12:18,750
Boring, boring, boring,
boring, boring, boring.
269
00:12:19,417 --> 00:12:22,667
Well, okay. Wow. You guys, so, so good.
270
00:12:22,750 --> 00:12:24,167
Dude, can we please go? Iris is--
271
00:12:24,250 --> 00:12:25,917
[grunting]
272
00:12:27,542 --> 00:12:29,250
[inquisitive grunting]
273
00:12:29,333 --> 00:12:32,000
You can call us the Assassins Cooperative,
274
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a group of former killers for hire.
275
00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:35,875
We kick Alderman ass now.
276
00:12:35,958 --> 00:12:40,167
Each of us has had our lives ruined
by these false gods.
277
00:12:40,250 --> 00:12:43,292
Hits that they orchestrated
that cost us friends.
278
00:12:43,917 --> 00:12:46,417
Hush. Don't try to talk, Ito-san.
279
00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:47,500
And family.
280
00:12:48,292 --> 00:12:50,167
You animal!
281
00:12:50,250 --> 00:12:53,083
Yeah. And in many cases, our own lives.
282
00:12:53,167 --> 00:12:54,417
[Double-Tap] Hell yeah.
283
00:12:57,083 --> 00:12:59,000
We're tired of killing.
284
00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:00,750
We are tired of killing.
285
00:13:00,833 --> 00:13:01,875
So tired.
286
00:13:01,958 --> 00:13:03,500
[grunts]
287
00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:08,750
But that exhaustion will end soon.
288
00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:12,417
Once we have all the weapons,
we will do what nobody has.
289
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,542
Reforge the relic,
use it to heal the planet
290
00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:17,625
like it healed that barren village.
291
00:13:17,708 --> 00:13:22,292
And with it, we can create a world
where killing is a thing of the past.
292
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,250
But if these weapons are so powerful,
293
00:13:25,333 --> 00:13:27,333
why not use the ones
you have here to get the rest?
294
00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:29,917
Oh, my, what a novel idea.
295
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,542
It's just too risky.
296
00:13:31,625 --> 00:13:33,792
Once wielded, the weapon's spirit
297
00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:35,417
seeps into your soul.
298
00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:37,042
You know what I'm talkin' about.
299
00:13:38,125 --> 00:13:39,708
[Slyke] We got the bastards
on the rope, though.
300
00:13:39,792 --> 00:13:42,125
We just need something
to push us over the top.
301
00:13:42,208 --> 00:13:44,375
There's only two more
of those yellow-eyed freaks
302
00:13:44,458 --> 00:13:46,250
for us to find and take down.
303
00:13:46,333 --> 00:13:49,792
Two more weapons,
and this world can finally be saved.
304
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,917
So what do you say?
305
00:13:52,958 --> 00:13:54,792
- Huh?
- We would love your help.
306
00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:55,917
Haruka's too.
307
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,417
[Monkey growling softly]
308
00:13:58,333 --> 00:13:59,833
[vocalizing]
309
00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:04,917
Bro, you're more
than qualified to be here.
310
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,208
But we're not asking
because of your skill.
311
00:14:07,292 --> 00:14:09,625
We're asking because
we all remember what it was like
312
00:14:09,708 --> 00:14:11,750
to be stuck in the quicksand.
313
00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:13,750
Every kill pulling you in deeper
314
00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:16,875
until you're just drowning
in hopelessness.
315
00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:18,917
Begging for there to be something more.
316
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,083
That's what this mission gave us, man.
317
00:14:21,167 --> 00:14:22,500
Something to believe in.
318
00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:25,000
A way to climb out.
319
00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:27,458
That's what we want to give you. A rope.
320
00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:29,500
It's up to you to decide
if you want to take it.
321
00:14:29,583 --> 00:14:31,792
Oh, please.
We're not sinking, we're thriving.
322
00:14:31,875 --> 00:14:34,458
We're a duo who sometimes flirt as a trio.
323
00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:36,083
Either way, we don't need your rope.
324
00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:39,750
But we do need to get to a certain bistro
before they close.
325
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:43,333
Alright, look, tell you what,
just think about it.
326
00:14:43,417 --> 00:14:45,125
You know where to find us if you want.
327
00:14:45,208 --> 00:14:46,375
[door opens]
328
00:14:46,458 --> 00:14:49,250
♪♪
329
00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:54,708
[grunting]
330
00:14:54,792 --> 00:14:56,792
Keep 'em, for the angry thoughts.
331
00:15:11,458 --> 00:15:12,917
[pigeon cooing]
332
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,875
[Bryce] You're not really
considering that shit, are you?
333
00:15:14,958 --> 00:15:16,458
- [Monkey grunts]
- Why?
334
00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:17,625
Because they're a cult.
335
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:18,750
Or was that not clear from the
336
00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:21,792
prolonged eye contact
and creepy-ass manifesto?
337
00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:23,125
Is he still complaining?
338
00:15:23,208 --> 00:15:25,167
I thought they had
some really good points.
339
00:15:25,250 --> 00:15:26,792
W-w-what do you mean, points?
340
00:15:26,875 --> 00:15:29,000
No, they're trying to say
they can get rid of killing,
341
00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:30,417
like it's a venereal disease.
342
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,083
[Monkey groans]
343
00:15:32,167 --> 00:15:34,167
Now, look, I know you hate your job,
344
00:15:34,292 --> 00:15:36,667
but you can't blindly latch on
to the first person
345
00:15:36,750 --> 00:15:39,208
who says they'll solve
your problems for you.
346
00:15:39,292 --> 00:15:40,667
No, that's how crypto schemes work.
347
00:15:40,750 --> 00:15:42,250
And most marriages.
348
00:15:42,333 --> 00:15:44,917
No, no, the only way your life gets better
349
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,667
is if you fix it yourself, okay?
350
00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:49,542
And I'm about to show you that right now.
351
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:52,792
Yeah, Monkey,
352
00:15:52,875 --> 00:15:54,833
I'm going to go home
and dig into the Aldermen,
353
00:15:54,917 --> 00:15:56,333
see how they connect to Tokyo.
354
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,583
- You got this?
- [grunts]
355
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:07,583
Yeah.
356
00:16:08,458 --> 00:16:10,500
- [bell tinkles]
- Alright. There she is.
357
00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:12,333
Oh, no. We are not doing this today.
358
00:16:12,417 --> 00:16:14,250
I just got triple sat,
and we're short on runners.
359
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:16,292
So if you're here for another slideshow,
I'm gonna pass.
360
00:16:16,375 --> 00:16:18,333
- Y-yeah, no, I understand--
- And even if today weren't shit,
361
00:16:18,417 --> 00:16:21,208
I'd still pass, because your friend Bryce
362
00:16:21,292 --> 00:16:23,458
is no-good Tempe trash.
363
00:16:23,542 --> 00:16:24,708
Hey, don't put Tempe on blast.
364
00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:26,542
Iris, table 13 needs bread.
365
00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:28,125
I said I'd get it, man!
366
00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:30,083
I don't know what he told you,
but what I know
367
00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:32,417
is that he was never there.
368
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:34,208
- Not to teach me to ride a bike.
- [Bryce] No, no, no, I--
369
00:16:34,292 --> 00:16:36,333
Not to take me
to the father-daughter dance.
370
00:16:36,417 --> 00:16:39,000
Not to hold my hand and tell me
everything would be okay
371
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:42,375
while my mom was dying,
hooked up to a chemo drip.
372
00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:43,500
Oh, come on.
373
00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:46,333
- Iris!
- Give me a fuckin' second, man.
374
00:16:46,458 --> 00:16:49,042
And now he sends some monkey
in a suit to reach out.
375
00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:50,875
No, I am better off without him.
376
00:16:50,958 --> 00:16:52,667
My mom was better off without him.
377
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,667
So you can go and tell your friend--
378
00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:02,708
- What the...
- [retches]
379
00:17:02,792 --> 00:17:04,458
[people screaming, shouting]
380
00:17:04,542 --> 00:17:06,292
[Iris] Oh, God, I'm sorry.
I saw my dead--
381
00:17:06,375 --> 00:17:08,708
That's it, Iris. You're fired.
382
00:17:08,792 --> 00:17:09,792
[Iris]
What? You're firing me?
383
00:17:09,875 --> 00:17:11,208
[manager] Gone! Afuera!
384
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:16,875
[grunts]
385
00:17:18,458 --> 00:17:19,500
[door slams]
386
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,625
[glass shatters, objects clattering]
387
00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:26,583
Hey, Monkey. I had my Interpol contacts
388
00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:27,958
run a search on the Aldermen...
389
00:17:28,042 --> 00:17:31,042
Oh, I'm guessing it didn't go great.
390
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:34,667
- Well, listen, I--
- [Eunice] Oh, look who's finally home.
391
00:17:34,750 --> 00:17:37,833
Oh, yeah. Eunice is still here,
and she's so happy.
392
00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:41,667
Supercop here said that you met
with some assassins co-op today.
393
00:17:41,750 --> 00:17:44,833
You know you got
a noncompete clause with me, right?
394
00:17:44,917 --> 00:17:49,583
Polyamory ain't for us.
You got to pick, them or me.
395
00:17:49,667 --> 00:17:52,083
Oh, here we go with the guilt tripping.
396
00:17:52,167 --> 00:17:54,042
Monkey, listen,
you don't owe her anything.
397
00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:56,583
- You--
- Excuse me? Uh, he owes me work.
398
00:17:56,667 --> 00:17:59,167
That's the entire premise
of our relationship.
399
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:00,542
[Haruka] Relationship?
400
00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:02,083
[Eunice]
He works. I pay him money.
401
00:18:02,167 --> 00:18:03,583
That's how jobs work.
402
00:18:03,667 --> 00:18:05,583
I don't know how you get paid.
You know what I'm sayin'?
403
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,583
You probably skim some off the top of...
404
00:18:07,667 --> 00:18:10,375
- [dialogue continues indistinctly]
- [objects clattering]
405
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:14,167
[Eunice] But let me explain somethin'
how it work over here...
406
00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:17,292
[♪ serene music playing]
407
00:18:30,417 --> 00:18:32,000
This is the best you could do, huh?
408
00:18:34,625 --> 00:18:37,625
Sure. Go back to Earth,
force project, fight giants.
409
00:18:37,708 --> 00:18:39,750
But talk to your daughter?
No, no, no, I'm sorry.
410
00:18:39,833 --> 00:18:42,125
That's a little too tough for me.
[grunts]
411
00:18:43,792 --> 00:18:45,208
This-- [groans]
412
00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:47,083
Ah.
413
00:18:48,042 --> 00:18:51,292
[Iris] ...what I know is that
he was never there.
414
00:18:51,917 --> 00:18:53,375
Not to teach me to ride a bike.
415
00:18:53,917 --> 00:18:55,208
[gasps, grunts]
416
00:18:57,375 --> 00:18:59,583
Not to take me
to the father-daughter dance.
417
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:01,292
- [groans]
- [Iris] Not to hold my hand and tell me
418
00:19:01,375 --> 00:19:04,083
everything would be okay
while my mom was dying...
419
00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:06,667
[grunts]
420
00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:08,083
[glass shatters]
421
00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:15,208
- Boo. [laughs]
- [Bryce gasps]
422
00:19:17,542 --> 00:19:20,875
I told you, it's too late to fix the past.
423
00:19:20,958 --> 00:19:24,833
And now here you are
reeking of regret. [sniffs]
424
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:28,083
I love it. [laughs]
425
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,667
You take issue with our deal?
426
00:19:30,792 --> 00:19:33,458
No, I take issue
with not being recognized.
427
00:19:33,542 --> 00:19:35,292
I'm up here doing good work for you, man.
428
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:38,625
And I'm still stuck with these
Casper the friendly fuckhead powers.
429
00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:43,042
Anything can be altered, Bryce,
if you're willing to pay.
430
00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:45,083
Great. I want you to make Iris understand
431
00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:47,792
why I had to leave,
and make her forgive me.
432
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:49,667
Oh, well, I'm not a ventriloquist.
433
00:19:49,750 --> 00:19:51,292
I can't control people.
434
00:19:51,375 --> 00:19:54,417
Only nudge them. Encourage.
435
00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:58,292
Fine. I want a body and a voice.
Uh, my body and voice.
436
00:19:58,375 --> 00:20:01,208
And I know every inch of me,
so don't get cheap.
437
00:20:01,292 --> 00:20:02,708
Done. [giggles]
438
00:20:03,375 --> 00:20:05,125
- [flames whooshing]
- Ah! Ooh...
439
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,083
[Devil] Forty-eight hours
of physical form.
440
00:20:07,667 --> 00:20:09,167
Turn it on or off as you see fit.
441
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,750
Oh, so it's like TiVo.
442
00:20:11,208 --> 00:20:13,208
It's not like TiVo.
443
00:20:13,292 --> 00:20:14,417
I mean, if you say so.
444
00:20:14,875 --> 00:20:15,875
And when it's up?
445
00:20:15,958 --> 00:20:17,292
You come home with me.
446
00:20:17,958 --> 00:20:19,500
What's this all going to cost me?
447
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:22,625
Nothing, for now,
but I'll come calling soon.
448
00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:26,208
And rest assured, Bryce, what I want,
449
00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:28,583
you won't like giving up.
450
00:20:28,667 --> 00:20:32,333
[evil laughter]
451
00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:37,333
[♪ "Out of the Races and Onto the Tracks"
by The Rapture resumes]
452
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:42,833
- [Haruka] You are exploiting him.
- [Eunice] What?
453
00:20:42,917 --> 00:20:44,250
He's got premium cable.
454
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:46,250
Ooh. Oh, shit.
455
00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:47,667
Huh?
456
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:49,625
[rustling]
457
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:53,083
[crunching]
458
00:20:55,375 --> 00:20:57,583
Hey, there. Anybody else need a drink?
459
00:20:57,667 --> 00:20:59,750
♪♪
460
00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:04,750
♪ Out of the races and onto the track ♪
461
00:21:13,417 --> 00:21:14,542
Hey, Monkey!
462
00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:17,125
I'm off leash, baby. Whoo!
463
00:21:18,292 --> 00:21:19,958
[reporter]
We now turn to a developing story.
464
00:21:20,042 --> 00:21:22,458
A giant ogre with a club
465
00:21:22,542 --> 00:21:24,583
tore through Dumbo this morning,
466
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:27,792
clutching what appeared to be
a feudal Japanese samurai,
467
00:21:27,875 --> 00:21:30,000
- destroying buildings, injuring...
- [siren wails]
468
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:34,708
[♪ dramatic music playing]
469
00:21:47,958 --> 00:21:50,917
♪♪
470
00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:17,708
♪♪
471
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,917
[fanfare plays]