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–我們會看不到
–什麼？

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–夕陽
–油門催下去

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你沒看到路況嗎？

4
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網站上有一對情侶
泡在熱水浴缸喝著香檳

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欣賞夕陽，那就是我們
我們錢都付了

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–我們沒命看呢？
–看看四周

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–我在看
–妳能

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認真想到更好的死法嗎？

9
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我們衝出懸崖
翻滾250公尺再爆炸起火

10
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我們認識的人都沒這麼酷

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坐穩了

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人性

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好，等等

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–哪一間？
–不知道

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記不起來是藍色小屋還是另一間

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–收不到訊號
–應該是那間

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–快去，小心點
–好

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沒時間了，妳在做什麼？

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沒時間了，快進來

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–我不能進去
–進來熱水浴缸

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–好
–好

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我們趕上了

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看看那片夕陽

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那個

25
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你想整理行李
還是先嘿咻再整理行李？

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後面那個

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如果你能跟我坐在一起

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或歷史上任何女人，你會選誰？

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好難選

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我選妳，珍曼絲菲和珍芳達

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黛比哈瑞

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或是碧昂絲，看是哪個年代

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妳呢？

34
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馬龍白蘭度

35
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卡繆，拉斯普丁

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俄羅斯最偉大的性愛機器

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保羅紐曼，伊吉帕普

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–年輕的貓王
–好多人

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亨利米勒，雷恩葛斯林，還有你

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不對，等等，史提夫麥昆，亨利米勒

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雷恩葛斯林，奧提斯瑞汀
王子，最後是你

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我們能誠實聊這些事真好

43
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我逼他踢妳的

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–他醒來了
–是嗎？

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–有摸到嗎？
–有

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他會喜歡我們嗎？

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剛開始會

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後來他會發現我們讓他丟臉

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然後討厭我們

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希望過一段時間後他會再喜歡我們

51
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但別太喜歡

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這樣我們走後
他會想我們一下，然後就會忘掉

53
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結婚週年快樂，巴金漢太太

54
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聽聽這個

55
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在尋找最舒服的放鬆嗎？

56
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合格按摩師，普利茅斯的桑妮亞

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提供熱石瑞典深層組織按摩

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靈氣按摩和耳燭療法

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收費75鎊起

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–要不要？
–好啊

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好

62
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普利茅斯的桑妮亞

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今天是妳的幸運日

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我要兩人靈氣按摩，謝謝

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艾曼汀？

66
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艾曼汀，快過來，有鯨魚

67
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沒開玩笑，有好大的鯨魚

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快點，有大鯨魚

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你好

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你好，艾曼汀

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有鯨魚，還有湯姆瓊斯

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湯姆瓊斯本尊

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–艾曼汀？
–傑米

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我出血了

75
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沒事的

76
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感覺不像

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–你不能進來
–我不想離開她

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家屬要在外面等

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老公

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老婆

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感覺怎麼樣？

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很嗨

83
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那不錯

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往好處想

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至少現在他永遠不會討厭我們

86
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對

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你昨晚在幹嘛？

88
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我…

89
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喝了威士忌

90
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上網查了六小時

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現在藍鯨的知識我都知道

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還有湯姆瓊斯

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妳能考我

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地球上最大的哺乳動物？

95
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湯姆瓊斯

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他的舌頭重2.7噸

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湯姆瓊斯的老二
是活生物中最大的，長三公尺

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哭出來

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沒關係

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寶貝

101
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妳還好嗎？需要什麼？

102
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我們要告訴大家

103
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–不用
–事情發生了

104
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我沒大家的電話，寶貝

105
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這裡，打給大家

106
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我要葬禮，不是葬禮

107
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儀式，告別的儀式

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好

109
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妳被推進來的時候

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妳被推走時我走到停車場

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向老天禱告

112
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你不信上帝

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我知道很扯

114
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但我做了，我向祂禱告

115
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我說祂能帶走孩子，但不能帶走妳

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我說不管祂多愛妳

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遠遠比不上我對妳的愛

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–祂聽進去了
–沒錯

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就算祂不存在

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媽

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不是，我用艾曼汀的手機
我的收不到訊號

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爸在嗎？

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我要告訴妳一件事

124
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我忘了說，賣魚車有來

125
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我買幾隻小卷

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太好了

127
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小時候念書時做過章魚的作業

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我站在全班前面

129
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心裡很緊張，一開口就說

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“章魚有八顆睪丸

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“觸手，我是說八隻觸手”

132
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當時真想挖個洞鑽進去

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露？

134
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露？

135
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要喝茶嗎？

136
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好啊

137
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露，是我，我用艾曼汀的手機

138
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我很遺憾

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她好嗎？

140
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很好，她沒事

141
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我們沒事，一切都會…

142
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好好的

143
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有跟爸媽說嗎？

144
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剛說了

145
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露，我要掛電話了，這裡收訊不太好

146
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我愛你，傑米

147
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我也愛妳

148
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保羅：妳好嗎，美女？

149
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妳什麼時候回來？週一

150
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我想妳
我也想你

151
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我想妳的翹臀
我想你的大鵰

152
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你好，你是我的鄰居吧？

153
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我是隔壁的湯姆，幸會

154
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我不知道你是怎樣，但我會回來

155
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這裡的風景有股熟悉感

156
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好像深印在靈魂裡的記憶

157
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你有那種感覺嗎？

158
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你還好嗎？

159
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天啊

160
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是吃到不新鮮的牡蠣嗎？

161
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湯姆瓊斯？

162
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我是

163
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傑米，時間到了

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我看起來怎麼樣？

165
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你的鼻子離嘴巴太近

166
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謝了

167
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你們有滿滿的愛

168
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不管你們做什麼都要記住

169
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至少你們還有彼此

170
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謝謝妳的關心

171
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我父親曾是巴黎愛樂廳的

172
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首席小提琴家

173
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艾曼汀小時候常坐在他腿上

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聽他演奏莫札特

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這是妳外公的小提琴

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他本來要給妳兒子的

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現在會給妳下一個兒子

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妳人真好，謝謝

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我知道你們大概都納悶
我們這樣做的原因

180
00:13:19,560 --> 00:13:23,960
但重要的是你們來了，我想說幾句話

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對我老公說

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傑米，你是世上最好

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最深奧，幽默

184
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最性感的男人

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我愛你

186
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我想再跟你生一百個小孩

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我也愛妳，我愛妳

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敬傑米和艾曼汀

189
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–敬傑米和艾曼汀
–敬傑米和艾曼汀

190
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,960
我今天不去上班，身體不舒服

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好，晚點見

192
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其實很丟臉

193
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不是丟臉，只是…

194
00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:05,560
有點尷尬，她是你姊姊

195
00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,640
但是…

196
00:16:08,720 --> 00:16:10,440
她最近常放空

197
00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,800
我跟她聊天

198
00:16:12,880 --> 00:16:14,960
說那天發生的事

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瑣碎的事，一些鳥事，隨便

200
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,440
反正我說到重點時

201
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:24,440
發現她根本沒在聽

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00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:27,040
她不知道我在說什麼

203
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:31,720
她好像魂不守舍
把我說的話都當耳邊風

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00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:35,320
–跟你愛的人聊天…
–你認識保羅嗎？

205
00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:38,880
什麼？

206
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,040
沒事，不重要

207
00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:47,880
我不是專家
但你和艾曼汀應該找人談談

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00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,760
接受治療什麼的

209
00:16:50,360 --> 00:16:53,400
你們都經歷過創傷，大概還在驚嚇中

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我是很驚嚇

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–這很正常
–我很驚嚇，念出來

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是什麼？

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00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,680
念就好，大聲念出來

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00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,600
“保羅說：妳什麼時候回來？

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00:17:11,320 --> 00:17:12,560
“艾曼汀說：週一

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“保羅說：我想妳

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00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:20,080
“艾曼汀說：我也想你，悲傷臉

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00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,240
“保羅說：我想妳的翹臀

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00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,560
“艾曼汀說：我想你的大鵰

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“保羅說：我想射滿臉妳的臉

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“艾曼汀說：等你回來，飛吻”

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傑米還好嗎？

223
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:20,760
他不會有事的

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去吧

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好乖

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別動，聽話

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別動

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沒事

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沒事的，好乖

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沒事了

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就是這樣

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很好，呼吸就好

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你是誰？

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00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,640
–坐下
–滾出我家

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00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,200
我是艾曼汀的老公

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人生很奇妙吧

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快活就好

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一天天過生活

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活在一個現實裡

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然後突然間

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發生噩耗

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看看四周發現自己一個人在海灘上

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跟湯姆瓊斯一起

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什麼？

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舊布倫頓路的奇諾咖啡館

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柏蒙西街的荷西西班牙小吃吧

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下午去電影協會看最近修復好

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法蘭索瓦楚浮的原版電影《四百擊》

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叫高級車

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之後回到這裡

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我跟蹤你們兩週

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我知道你所有的事

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你工作的地點，住家

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鑰匙放在枯死天竺葵旁邊的磚塊下面

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你週一見的女朋友

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帶她到蘇活區的拉麵店

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溫蒂威爾森

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溫蒂戴著訂婚鑽戒

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你要結婚了嗎？

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–好
–你一直跟我老婆有染

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–聽我說
–你…

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有沒有跟我老婆有染？

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拜託別告訴溫蒂

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–很好
–拜託

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你有

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很好

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有個問題

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我愛我老婆

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真的

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我很愛她，我願意為她做任何事

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我不是故意闖進你濕冷

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自以為漂亮的公寓

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我願意為她死

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我願意為她殺人

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你要做出選擇

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你能現在結束

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以後不再跟我老婆聯絡

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還是我打開潘朵拉的盒子

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沒錯，保羅

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開始去拜訪你未婚妻

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她在哈利街的皮膚科診所當櫃台

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現在做選擇

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你要選什麼，保羅？

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誰是保羅？

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字幕翻譯：李儀

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創意監督 謝慧霓