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["Won't You Tell Your Dreams?"
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♪ Da, da...
Da, da, da, da, da ♪
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♪ I've learned to do
Some simple things ♪
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♪ Like lock the door ♪
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♪ And shut the lights... ♪
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[young Hank's parents arguing]
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♪ And pay the paperboy
On time ♪
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♪ And try and miss you less
Each night... ♪
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[parents arguing]
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♪ So please won't you
Tell your dreams... ♪
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[clock chiming]
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♪ Please won't you
Tell your dreams ♪
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[clock chiming]
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♪ Please won't you
Tell your dreams ♪
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♪ To leave my room alone? ♪
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[clock chiming]
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♪ Da, da...
Da, da, da, da, da ♪
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♪ Da, da...
Da, da, da, da, da... ♪
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♪ Da, da...
Da, da, da, da, da ♪
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♪ Da, da...
Da, da, da, da, da... ♪
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[groans]
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[theme music playing]
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[gentle music playing]
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[ringing]
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{\an8}- Tom, this isn't a good time.
- You got it!
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What do you mean? You said that--
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I know, but they loved you, Lil.
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They want you to start as soon as you can.
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Okay. Slow down.
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{\an8}I didn't say I could take this.
You know that.
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{\an8}I know that, but this is a great school,
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{\an8}and you'd love it here.
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{\an8}You had all these ideas
about education back in school.
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{\an8}We'll do them here.
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{\an8}- [door opens and closes]
- It will be funded.
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{\an8}Okay. I have to go.
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{\an8}Talk to Hank, and then come.
You deserve this.
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{\an8}- Okay. Thank you. Bye.
- Hey.
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Hi.
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I was just looking
at the grandfather clock out there,
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in the pod.
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- It's a nice piece.
- Your father's clock?
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The clock that I possess on my property.
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When is that pod going?
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I'm going to keep the clock.
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You want it in the house?
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That piece is different.
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I always thought of it as a friend.
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Oh. That's sweet.
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{\an8}- Hey, we're missing two settings.
- We are not.
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{\an8}Well, how many are we?
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{\an8}Um...
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Billie, Gracie,
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Teddy, June,
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{\an8}Rourke, Joanie, Emma.
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{\an8}I'm missing someone.
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Finny, and us.
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{\an8}You know, one time,
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{\an8}we should throw a dinner party
for people we actually like.
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{\an8}- [chuckles nervously]
- Change of pace.
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{\an8}Do you remember
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when you accidentally made punch
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with 151-proof rum,
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{\an8}and Gracie fell asleep under the table?
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{\an8}That was fun.
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{\an8}Although with the budget cuts,
I don't know.
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This year might be grim.
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Ten water glasses.
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You know, tonight is about
lowering expectations.
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That way, we might be
pleasantly surprised.
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That was almost optimism.
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No. No, no.
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I know what's going to happen.
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One of these bozos
is going to break down crying.
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It happens every year.
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And then...
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Another bozo will reveal
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something embarrassing and personal,
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and we're all left staring at each other,
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wondering what the hell's going on?
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All right.
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Eyes wide open.
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- When did you check the stew last?
- [doorbell rings]
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Okay, eight minutes early.
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That'll be the Washington-Chens.
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- Shall we?
- [phone ringing]
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Oh, I have to take this.
I'll just be a minute.
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Hey, Ash.
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I wonder who does their landscaping.
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This is-- this is
what chair money gets you, huh?
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I guess so.
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Hey!
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- Hey!
- Hi. How are you?
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Right in there, yeah, yeah.
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No, I need your help with something.
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Oh. Oh. Um...
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Hi.
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[Ashley] You're coming to New York!
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Oh, no.
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No. It's just an offer. I'm not taking it.
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I can't. There's just--
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You know, there's just too many obstacles.
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Oh. But you want to, right?
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I mean...
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If there was no other considerations,
then of course I want to.
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Oh. Hm. Is Hank mad about what happened?
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Nothing happened.
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Oh, you didn't tell him.
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Nothing happened.
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Well, no, right.
I wouldn't have told my husband either.
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Come on.
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Look, he surprised me.
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I wasn't even paying attention.
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It was nothing.
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It looks heavy.
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You can't see weight.
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What if we drop it?
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Don't let go with your hands,
and we won't drop it.
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No! No! Put it down! Put it down!
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Put it down. Put it down! [groans]
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What happened?
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I panicked.
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I can't leave it out here.
It's going to rain.
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Yeah. Sorry, Hank.
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My brass band plays Sunday,
and, you know, the French horn,
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it's much more
latissimus-centric than most people think.
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I can't risk a strain.
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Oh, Lil. I can't wait
for your ass to get here.
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I mean, I'm not as eager
as Tom or anything.
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I mean, that guy's,
like, drooling for you.
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- Okay, stop it.
- [door closes]
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Okay, I gotta go.
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Make yourself something. I--
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- Was it Teddy and June?
- Yeah.
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You okay?
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I got the job. The Arlyle job.
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You did? That's amazing.
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[laughs] I mean, of course you did.
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You're amazing.
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- I'm so proud of you.
- Thank you.
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I really didn't expect to get it.
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Is it a good offer?
Did you talk specifics?
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- We didn't get into it.
- Yeah.
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- It's an offer.
- Fantastic news.
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That's...
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Oh... talk about leverage, right?
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You are going to bring
East Railton High to its knees.
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You're going to get
so many cleaning supplies,
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you'll get your own closet.
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Right?
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Yeah, totally.
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I'm going to be queen of that place.
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[doorbell rings]
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[violin music playing]
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Hello.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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- Welcome.
- Thank you.
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- Uh, Lily?
- She's right in the kitchen.
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Okay. Thanks.
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Now, before you come in,
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could you help me
with something? Just that.
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Oh! Oh! Would you like me
to also bust up a chifforobe?
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I'm not your moving company.
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["Y Sin Embargo Tu Estabas Ahi" playing]
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[Hank] Why do people my age have parties?
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I mean, I get it when you're in your 20s,
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and it's all about getting laid,
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but what's in it for us?
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I think it's the same reason
people gamble.
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The thrill of possibility.
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The roll of the die.
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Right before the party,
where you think, "What if?
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"What if I have a good conversation?
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"What if a real friendship emerges?
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"What if Penelope Cruz's car
breaks down outside
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and she needs to stay for dinner?"
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But then the party starts.
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The die is cast, and everybody is a loser.
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♪ Par la fenetre ouverte ♪
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♪ Posait Sur ton corps denude... ♪
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Why don't we have a view of the lake?
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Paul.
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- Not again.
- What?
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I shouldn't have this?
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It's not the Mediterranean.
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It's a modest lake in Pennsylvania.
I can't have a view of it?
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Well, I'm very happy where we live.
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Right, but you'd be happier here.
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Hm?
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Right?
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See? This is some bullshit.
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This place should be mine.
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Did I tell you I outbid him by ten grand?
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Yeah, like a hundred times.
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And you also told me
how you showed up here with a builder
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and told that old man selling the place
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that you were going
to tear down his childhood home.
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Yeah, well, this place was a dump.
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Still is.
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You know, I bet Hank
doesn't even know what he has.
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But if it was mine,
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I would clear this path
so you could get to the lake.
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Build my deck out.
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Lily.
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- Oh, hi.
- It's been so long.
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- I know.
- Thanks for doing this.
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Thank you for being here.
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This is fun.
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Hank mentioned you, uh,
had an interview at Arlyle.
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He did?
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Oh, I forget he talks about me sometimes.
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I know that school.
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They're a huge a cappella feeder.
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Five of the 14 Whiffenpoofs.
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- Oh, I didn't know.
- Yeah.
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So? How'd it go?
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It went very well.
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Um, I have an offer, actually.
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Um, but, you know,
it's very complicated right now, so.
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But you're taking it, though, right?
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- No.
- Are you crazy?
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I mean, um...
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Why not?
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Well, I can't take a job
in New York right now.
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Oh...
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That's too bad.
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Well, congratulations anyway.
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Thanks.
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Excuse me.
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[Emma] So if I taste it,
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it's not like a stroke,
it's actually in there.
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Yeah, it's not artificial rust, it's real.
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- [Teddy] Oh, okay.
- Real prepared rust.
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- Great. Perfect.
- [Teddy] Okay.
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Yeah, and it is just...
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- We're still talking about this.
- ...a magnificent animal.
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I actually like going to the school plays
of my friends' children.
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That's gross.
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No. The bottomless need for attention,
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it's not yet ugly,
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unlike adult actors.
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Doesn't a bottomless
need for attention make you feel at home?
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Why would I think tonight
would be any different?
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I don't know.
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You can take the asshole
out of the English department--
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It's not going to make sense.
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Hold on. You can't take
the English department out of--
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Nope.
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- They can trace its lineage back to 1882.
- Whoa.
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I can't do that with my own family.
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- Well, they hate you, so.
- No.
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Now, if June doesn't give me
a baby by next year, I'm getting two.
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That's not how babies work.
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I'm throwing away
her stupid, little cat-dogs.
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Oh, okay.
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You won't believe what I just heard.
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Lily got a job offer at the Arlyle School,
and she's not taking it.
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- [Teddy] You mean she's taking it.
- Right?
259
00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:15,550
I mean, she has to take it.
260
00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,177
[clears throat]
261
00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:18,553
You know,
262
00:11:18,553 --> 00:11:22,265
if the university really wanted
to help with department morale,
263
00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:24,393
they'd give us a stipend to keep us apart.
264
00:11:24,393 --> 00:11:25,769
[Lily chuckles]
265
00:11:25,769 --> 00:11:28,230
Well, maybe we should take the job.
266
00:11:28,230 --> 00:11:31,191
We'd have a whole new set
of circumstances to complain about.
267
00:11:31,817 --> 00:11:33,026
Yeah, that's true.
268
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,070
And there's New York, of course.
269
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:38,115
You're not serious, are you?
270
00:11:38,657 --> 00:11:39,741
Maybe I am.
271
00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:42,119
Yeah, but we already talked about this.
272
00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:43,495
Only in theory.
273
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,872
There was no offer before, so.
It's real now.
274
00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,416
[Gracie] You heard about that.
275
00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:48,667
Yeah. All right.
276
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:49,751
Well, um...
277
00:11:50,627 --> 00:11:53,797
Maybe we should have this conversation
when we're hosting a bigger event,
278
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,215
like a wedding, or a parade.
279
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:56,591
[Lily chuckles]
280
00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:58,844
Okay. You're right.
We'll talk about it later.
281
00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,638
Well, sure,
282
00:12:01,638 --> 00:12:04,224
but I really don't know
what's going to be different.
283
00:12:11,565 --> 00:12:13,567
[banjo music playing]
284
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,905
Oh, hey, guys.
285
00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:21,908
Hi. Yeah.
286
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,160
Ah.
287
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,912
You didn't mention
a department dinner party.
288
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:28,415
I did not. I wanted you to come over.
289
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,541
Drink?
290
00:12:29,541 --> 00:12:30,959
I think something stronger.
291
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,756
Hello. June, is it?
292
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,009
- Tony. We've met a couple times.
- Of course.
293
00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:40,385
Hi.
294
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:43,013
Did I see you're giving
a talk on The Hunger Games?
295
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:45,474
As it relates to the gladiatorial ludi.
296
00:12:45,474 --> 00:12:47,726
I'm doing a seminar
on the literature of antiquity.
297
00:12:47,726 --> 00:12:49,686
What a perfect way to liven it up.
298
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:52,397
- These kids and their bloodlust.
- [June] Mm-hm.
299
00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,816
You know, they, uh, also respond to sex.
300
00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,276
Oh?
301
00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:59,321
[June] I show them
eroticism in storytelling
302
00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:01,948
can be traced back
to the etchings on the pyramids.
303
00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:04,534
In fact, the very first Egyptian god--
304
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:06,411
- Atum.
- Atum, that's right.
305
00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,246
He created himself,
306
00:13:08,246 --> 00:13:09,414
but he had no wife,
307
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,541
so in order to beget his children,
308
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,001
Shu and Tefnut,
309
00:13:13,001 --> 00:13:14,169
he masturbated.
310
00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:15,629
Good for him,
311
00:13:15,629 --> 00:13:17,839
but from my own experience
with masturbation,
312
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,382
I'm only hearing half the story.
313
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:21,343
Does your husband teach
similar subject matter?
314
00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:22,802
Oh, no.
315
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,430
No. He doesn't get to show
his students Caligula, either.
316
00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:27,349
[Tony] And you do?
317
00:13:27,349 --> 00:13:28,433
- [June] Yeah.
- [Tony] Wow.
318
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,185
I wish I had some relevant porn
319
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:32,646
to help my students connect to philosophy,
320
00:13:32,646 --> 00:13:35,190
but it's tough to rely on
their attention spans.
321
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:36,358
- So tough.
- Right?
322
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:37,609
[both chuckle]
323
00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:39,736
Well, you should come to my talk.
324
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,238
I will.
325
00:13:41,238 --> 00:13:42,531
It's a date.
326
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:43,865
Okay.
327
00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:44,950
Great.
328
00:13:53,542 --> 00:13:55,377
- You can have her, you know.
- What?
329
00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:57,379
They have an open marriage.
330
00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,466
Interesting.
331
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:06,805
[chuckles]
332
00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:08,390
So what are the ethics?
333
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:09,808
Do I just hit on a married woman
334
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,434
in front of her husband
without feeling badly?
335
00:14:11,434 --> 00:14:12,644
Is that how this works?
336
00:14:12,644 --> 00:14:14,646
No. There's a whole protocol involved.
337
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,523
How do you know this?
338
00:14:16,523 --> 00:14:18,858
Teddy has the hots for Lily, but--
339
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:20,110
Let's put it down.
340
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:22,112
...June vetoed it.
341
00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:25,407
You know, don't sleep with the boss' wife.
342
00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:28,285
I'm letting him think
that's the only obstacle.
343
00:14:28,285 --> 00:14:29,536
[both panting]
344
00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:32,539
All right. Good to go?
345
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:36,293
Lily can't get the dream
of moving to New York out of her head.
346
00:14:37,252 --> 00:14:38,503
It's a 20-year fantasy.
347
00:14:39,254 --> 00:14:40,505
If she wants to go so bad,
348
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:42,215
why aren't you guys there already?
349
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:45,343
Because it's a fantasy.
350
00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:49,431
She doesn't really want to go.
351
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:50,599
Is that what you want?
352
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,727
Are you kidding me? What do I want?
353
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,186
How the hell do I know what I want?
354
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,855
- [Finny] Gentlemen.
- Oh.
355
00:14:58,481 --> 00:14:59,983
Is this the same bottle of wine
356
00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,985
we've been giving each other
since you got tenure?
357
00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,069
The one and the same.
358
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,946
Aw, that is so sweet.
359
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:07,157
- I'll take it inside.
- You know, I got this--
360
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,242
Good?
361
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:14,998
I should have been a surgeon.
362
00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:19,044
- Yes. There we go.
- Oh, missed that.
363
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,757
[Finny] ...like redundancy...
364
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:26,343
[grandfather clock ticking]
365
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,559
[indistinct party conversation continues]
366
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,604
[jaunty music playing]
367
00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,909
Wow. Look at this feast.
368
00:15:51,534 --> 00:15:53,411
I've got to be careful
not to have too much stew.
369
00:15:53,411 --> 00:15:54,746
Yeah. Watch your mouth.
370
00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:55,997
Yeah. Hm.
371
00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:59,292
So, Lil.
372
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,669
Congratulations on the job.
373
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,253
Oh, June's been talking.
374
00:16:02,253 --> 00:16:03,505
[chuckling]
375
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,965
It sounds like an opportunity
too impossible to pass up.
376
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,425
- Thank you, Paul.
- Right?
377
00:16:08,218 --> 00:16:09,969
Well, listen, guys, um,
378
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:13,848
if you're headed to New York,
I'm still interested in this place.
379
00:16:13,848 --> 00:16:15,767
[Lily] We've lived here for 18 years.
380
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,519
Eighteen?
381
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:22,440
No one should live
in the same place for 18 years.
382
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,900
We'll keep that in mind.
383
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,735
But we're not going anywhere.
384
00:16:27,028 --> 00:16:28,488
[Rourke] All right. All right.
385
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:34,452
All right. Yeah.
Um, I'll make you a nice offer.
386
00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:37,163
- Ah. Got it.
- I'll go 5% over market value.
387
00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:38,248
Honey, they said no.
388
00:16:38,248 --> 00:16:40,667
You'll need every penny in New York.
389
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:41,876
Those places are for real.
390
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:44,212
Yeah, but we're not selling, right?
391
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,381
Just 'cause you get
an offer for something--
392
00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:49,467
Wait. Wait. Wait, wait.
We were going to talk about it later.
393
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:51,428
So we'll get back to you.
394
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:53,263
Wha-- Wait. What?
395
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,599
- [glass shattering]
- Whoa! Cosmo down!
396
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:57,892
Here I come.
397
00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,144
[Teddy] I'm sorry, Lily.
398
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:05,150
[jazz music playing]
399
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:12,741
Hey, June.
400
00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:14,743
Tony.
401
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,953
I heard that you--
402
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,789
- What?
- Well, uh, what did I hear?
403
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:20,957
What was it?
404
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:23,042
That-- What are you into? What's your jam?
405
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,419
What is my jam?
406
00:17:24,419 --> 00:17:27,547
Um, uh, we hike, a lot.
407
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:30,258
Mm, no. That wasn't it.
408
00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:31,426
[Teddy] Hey.
409
00:17:31,426 --> 00:17:33,970
Hey. Hi. That's your husband right here.
410
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:35,972
- [June] There you go.
- There he is, and that's his drink.
411
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,056
So that's great.
412
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,975
Um, we were just talking about hiking,
413
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:42,270
and, um, if you had any great routes,
414
00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:45,648
or other interests
completely different from hiking.
415
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,275
I'm super interested in all--
416
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,194
Let's just stick to hiking,
because that's a great--
417
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,403
Oh. No, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
418
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,822
We took a great hike through Jasper Park.
419
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,949
- Jasper.
- Yeah. Enter in through the south side,
420
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:56,284
and keep taking the center trail.
421
00:17:56,284 --> 00:17:57,368
Great.
422
00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:58,745
- It's beautiful.
- Great.
423
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:03,124
Um, and when you do hiking...
424
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:08,129
Do you-- is it just the two of you hiking
425
00:18:08,129 --> 00:18:10,381
when you hike... together?
426
00:18:10,381 --> 00:18:14,511
Or sometimes, like, you hike separately.
427
00:18:14,928 --> 00:18:17,096
Or is there, like, a club? Do you go--
428
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:21,267
Do you do hiking
with other hikers and people?
429
00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:24,270
Are you asking us out?
430
00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:27,232
June. Just June. [chuckles awkwardly]
431
00:18:27,232 --> 00:18:30,318
You didn't have to pretend
you were interested in our hiking routes.
432
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:33,863
Sorry. Although I am a hiker myself,
and appreciate suggestions.
433
00:18:34,489 --> 00:18:36,157
Hey. Can I ask you something?
434
00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:37,325
Hm?
435
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,494
- You think Lily's going to take that job?
- Yeah.
436
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:42,163
Oh, I thought-- Um, I don't know.
437
00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:45,250
Um, maybe? She wants to.
438
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:47,001
I thought for sure she'd take it.
439
00:18:47,001 --> 00:18:48,545
Yeah. It's the opportunity of a lifetime.
440
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:49,796
Why wouldn't she, right?
441
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:53,299
Yeah. So the conversation
we were having before this one...
442
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,968
You were flirting with my wife.
443
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,053
Yeah.
444
00:18:57,053 --> 00:19:00,557
So, did I cross a boundary,
445
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:03,101
or am I within the framework?
446
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:06,437
And if so, are we talking
something happening?
447
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,233
'Cause that would be pretty fantastic.
448
00:19:12,026 --> 00:19:13,111
We'll get back to you.
449
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,238
Okay.
450
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:18,449
Fair enough. [chuckles]
451
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:19,534
Good, well, good.
452
00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:23,329
I look forward to your response.
453
00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:25,582
- Cheers.
- Don't do that.
454
00:19:26,291 --> 00:19:28,001
Did he just bow 'cause I'm Asian?
455
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:30,336
I think that was a bow, yeah.
456
00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,714
[Finny] I love Jack Nicholson
in Chinatown.
457
00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:33,965
And, you know,
458
00:19:33,965 --> 00:19:36,384
Faye Dunaway is so beautiful
in that movie.
459
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:37,760
[Emma] Oh, my gosh, I know.
460
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:39,429
[Finny] I could just
watch her for... forever.
461
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,347
- [Emma] So tragic.
- [Finny] Yeah. I mean, I could--
462
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,683
I could watch her read
the telephone book...
463
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,101
- Who couldn't?
- ...she's delightful.
464
00:19:45,101 --> 00:19:46,269
Do you know that Robert Towne
465
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:47,812
didn't even want the last line to be,
466
00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:49,564
"Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown."
467
00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:51,107
- That's the best line.
- It's the best line!
468
00:19:51,107 --> 00:19:53,818
Did you guys ever finish
your argument about Pinocchio?
469
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:54,986
[chuckles]
470
00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:57,155
Well, "argument" is a little strong.
471
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:59,032
Interpretation is, by its nature,
472
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,617
a bit of a sticky wicket.
473
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:02,076
What were the issues again?
474
00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:03,244
Oh, yeah. It's racist,
475
00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:04,787
and it's filled with allusions
476
00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:05,872
to child slavery
477
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:07,373
and demented Christian ideology.
478
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:08,541
Yeah, except it's not.
479
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,543
- [Gracie screaming]
- [all scream]
480
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,714
I'm being published in The Atlantic!
481
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,342
- Oh.
- They're-- They're publishing me!
482
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:19,677
- That's wonderful.
- Congratulations. That's--
483
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,596
- [Lily] Congratulations.
- Are you okay?
484
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,973
- [Rourke] Yay.
- [Gracie shrieking]
485
00:20:23,973 --> 00:20:25,850
- Wonderful.
- [shrieks]
486
00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,062
[applauding]
487
00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:33,775
[shrieks]
488
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:34,984
[gasps]
489
00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,111
I need a minute.
490
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:38,404
[shrieks]
491
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:42,283
[Hank] I've never been that excited
492
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:44,619
about anything in my entire life.
493
00:20:44,619 --> 00:20:45,995
Yay, Gracie.
494
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,623
That includes my wedding,
495
00:20:48,623 --> 00:20:49,958
the birth of my child,
496
00:20:49,958 --> 00:20:51,751
and my first orgasm.
497
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,837
Is that for real?
498
00:20:55,505 --> 00:20:56,923
Can you imagine that in bed?
499
00:20:57,465 --> 00:21:00,677
[Hank] I'm canceling
my subscription to The Atlantic.
500
00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:02,011
[Rourke] Yeah.
501
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:05,807
[Gracie screaming]
502
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:07,642
[Hank] A billion dollars
could fall on top of me,
503
00:21:07,642 --> 00:21:09,978
and, you know, toss in world peace,
504
00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:12,522
and my reaction would be, "Good."
505
00:21:17,443 --> 00:21:20,405
Gracie! Gracie!
506
00:21:20,405 --> 00:21:22,156
[Hank] There's either
something wrong with her,
507
00:21:22,156 --> 00:21:24,033
or me,
508
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,619
or, with overwhelming odds,
509
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,079
humanity in general.
510
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,666
[whispers] I did it, Daddy.
511
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:34,419
Yes!
512
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:36,838
[screams]
513
00:21:40,216 --> 00:21:41,217
[phone buzzes]
514
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:45,596
[indistinct party conversation continues]
515
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,521
[Finny] ...I mean, I had, like,
516
00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:55,565
one and a half tequila sunrises by then.
517
00:21:55,565 --> 00:21:57,442
I wasn't in the best position to...
518
00:22:00,695 --> 00:22:01,946
[Hank] "Hey, Ash told me
519
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:04,282
she said that I'm 'jizzing' for you.
520
00:22:04,282 --> 00:22:06,075
"You're married. I get it.
521
00:22:06,075 --> 00:22:09,662
"I'm sorry
a thousand times again for you know what.
522
00:22:09,662 --> 00:22:12,123
"Please know that,
as you make this decision,
523
00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:16,002
"don't think that I'm going to just be
making constant passes at you.
524
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:18,379
"This is just the job, I swear."
525
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:30,558
Check your texts.
526
00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:40,485
Okay. This is silly.
527
00:22:40,902 --> 00:22:42,779
It's something that I need to tell you,
528
00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:43,863
but it's nothing.
529
00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:45,364
It's less than nothing.
530
00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:47,200
I'm listening.
531
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:50,453
Okay. So in New York, Tom--
You know, he tried to kiss me.
532
00:22:50,453 --> 00:22:53,206
Or, I mean, he did kiss me.
533
00:22:53,206 --> 00:22:55,458
I pushed him away.
I got really mad at him.
534
00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:58,461
He said that he was joking,
which I'm sure that he was.
535
00:22:58,461 --> 00:23:00,588
I just don't know
where his head was fully.
536
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,509
That does sound like nothing,
537
00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:06,719
so let's just forget about it.
538
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,180
Okay. Thank you.
539
00:23:09,180 --> 00:23:11,933
I'm sorry that I didn't
tell you when I got home.
540
00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:15,686
[cell phone timer ringing]
541
00:23:15,686 --> 00:23:16,771
The stew's ready.
542
00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:26,781
[indistinct party conversation continues]
543
00:23:27,365 --> 00:23:29,784
It's understood
that the first poem in The Atlantic
544
00:23:29,784 --> 00:23:31,285
is nothing more than an amuse-bouche.
545
00:23:31,285 --> 00:23:33,955
But to be offered page 72,
an early part of the magazine,
546
00:23:33,955 --> 00:23:36,124
I was thrilled already--
547
00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:38,376
- Stew?
- ...or anything after 60,
548
00:23:38,376 --> 00:23:40,628
page 14, page 97...
549
00:23:40,628 --> 00:23:42,547
That's where Billy Preston was--
550
00:23:42,547 --> 00:23:45,633
[Rourke] This can't happen.
She should have her own place.
551
00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:46,884
- She's my mother.
- [clock chimes]
552
00:23:46,884 --> 00:23:48,636
- [Joanie] Why not?
- You can't.
553
00:23:48,636 --> 00:23:51,430
- Stew?
- [Rourke] Yes. She can't switch houses.
554
00:23:51,430 --> 00:23:53,641
House, house.
The woman can't stay with us.
555
00:23:53,641 --> 00:23:55,184
- Stew?
- Is that plate for June?
556
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:56,978
- I can serve June.
- [Teddy] That's okay.
557
00:23:56,978 --> 00:23:58,062
[clock chimes]
558
00:23:58,062 --> 00:23:59,689
[indistinct party conversation continues]
559
00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:01,649
- ...donkey-headed boys...
- Stew?
560
00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:03,317
...are a metaphor for child slavery.
561
00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:05,486
[brays like a donkey]
562
00:24:05,486 --> 00:24:07,572
I broke your damn toilet, Spanky.
563
00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:08,698
Serve yourself.
564
00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:22,461
[gentle piano music playing]
565
00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:30,720
[Hank] She loves me. It's just a job.
566
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:34,432
She loves me. It's just a job.
567
00:24:35,558 --> 00:24:38,102
She loves me. It's just a job.
568
00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:40,938
We can work it out.
569
00:24:42,190 --> 00:24:43,524
We will work it out.
570
00:24:56,704 --> 00:24:57,830
Hey, Julie.
571
00:25:01,792 --> 00:25:04,420
Uh, yeah. Something is wrong.
572
00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:05,796
It's Mom.
573
00:25:05,796 --> 00:25:07,089
She's leaving us.
574
00:25:11,135 --> 00:25:12,386
[indistinct conversation]
575
00:25:12,386 --> 00:25:13,721
...all covered in cheese.
576
00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,266
I mean, I would say I'm--
577
00:25:21,979 --> 00:25:25,066
[indistinct party conversation continues]
578
00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:28,486
[chiming against glass]
579
00:25:28,486 --> 00:25:29,779
Hey, everyone.
580
00:25:29,779 --> 00:25:31,530
Thank you for coming.
581
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:33,115
Every year,
582
00:25:33,115 --> 00:25:36,160
the university gives us
a small budget to get together,
583
00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,662
which is very kind of them.
584
00:25:37,662 --> 00:25:39,664
Or cruel, depending on the year.
585
00:25:39,664 --> 00:25:40,998
[laughing]
586
00:25:40,998 --> 00:25:42,208
This year, it's kind,
587
00:25:42,208 --> 00:25:44,043
because, um,
588
00:25:44,043 --> 00:25:46,671
I get a chance to say in front of people
589
00:25:46,671 --> 00:25:48,506
how proud I am of my wife.
590
00:25:49,924 --> 00:25:52,510
Lily got an amazing job opportunity
591
00:25:52,510 --> 00:25:54,595
at a very respected school in New York.
592
00:25:54,595 --> 00:25:56,806
Many of you already know.
593
00:25:56,806 --> 00:26:00,226
It's wonderful, and I just wanted to, uh,
594
00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:02,520
show her my appreciation. To Lily.
595
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:03,896
- To Lily!
- To Lily!
596
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:05,856
Thank you. I appreciate that.
597
00:26:06,399 --> 00:26:08,317
It's something I'm very excited about.
598
00:26:08,317 --> 00:26:10,194
- You should be.
- What about the house?
599
00:26:10,194 --> 00:26:13,072
- It's an incredible--
- [Billie] Wait a second.
600
00:26:13,072 --> 00:26:16,617
Like, she got the job, and he's going?
601
00:26:16,617 --> 00:26:18,077
Spanky's going to New York?
602
00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:19,245
[Hank] It's not your concern.
603
00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:23,291
Well, it does affect us quite a bit.
604
00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:24,583
- Does it?
- How so?
605
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,836
You know exactly how so, you twits.
606
00:26:26,836 --> 00:26:29,171
Well, we haven't made a decision,
607
00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:31,173
so it's not going to affect you tonight.
608
00:26:31,173 --> 00:26:33,926
[Gracie] Oh, come on, Hank.
You have to go.
609
00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:37,263
A path has opened up for Lily.
610
00:26:37,263 --> 00:26:38,681
It's just...
611
00:26:38,681 --> 00:26:40,558
It happened for a reason.
612
00:26:40,558 --> 00:26:41,726
[Billie] How can they take it?
613
00:26:41,726 --> 00:26:43,227
Hank's qualified for nothing.
614
00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:44,937
What's he gonna do?
615
00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:46,647
Play sax in the subway?
616
00:26:46,647 --> 00:26:48,149
[laughter]
617
00:26:48,149 --> 00:26:49,233
Thank you, Billie.
618
00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:50,484
[Rourke] He's a writer.
619
00:26:50,484 --> 00:26:52,862
He can go to one of those
stupid coffee shops
620
00:26:52,862 --> 00:26:55,197
and be one of those cliches, you know.
621
00:26:55,197 --> 00:26:56,282
He'd love that.
622
00:26:56,282 --> 00:26:57,366
That sounds nice.
623
00:26:57,366 --> 00:26:58,492
It does sound nice.
624
00:26:58,492 --> 00:26:59,785
No, actually.
625
00:26:59,785 --> 00:27:01,620
Well, the poem that I wrote,
626
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,956
the one that's coming out in The Atlantic?
627
00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:05,750
"The Seven Sisters of Tobias".
628
00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:08,002
I wrote that in the city.
629
00:27:08,002 --> 00:27:10,504
I'm just-- I'm so stimulated there.
630
00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:12,548
You can take a walk on the High Line,
631
00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:14,800
or just stroll through the Village
632
00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:17,428
with the ghost of Allen Ginsberg.
633
00:27:17,428 --> 00:27:19,347
- Have you ever been to New York?
- Ha!
634
00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:23,517
Hank, if you were to leave
in the middle of term,
635
00:27:23,517 --> 00:27:26,312
would the Chair just go
to the next person in rotation,
636
00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:28,272
or would we have to take a vote?
637
00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:30,608
- That's a great question.
- How would that work?
638
00:27:32,193 --> 00:27:34,236
How's everyone liking the stew tonight?
639
00:27:34,236 --> 00:27:36,447
I ground my own paprika.
640
00:27:36,447 --> 00:27:37,907
It's very good. Delicious.
641
00:27:37,907 --> 00:27:40,117
- That's good. Yeah.
- It tastes the same.
642
00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:41,202
[door opening]
643
00:27:44,121 --> 00:27:45,164
Hi, everyone.
644
00:27:45,164 --> 00:27:46,457
- Hey.
- Oh, hey.
645
00:27:46,457 --> 00:27:49,919
- Hi, Julie.
- Um, can I talk to you?
646
00:27:49,919 --> 00:27:51,212
Now? Like, right now?
647
00:27:51,212 --> 00:27:52,546
Yeah.
648
00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:53,631
Okay.
649
00:27:57,426 --> 00:28:00,429
[door opens, closes]
650
00:28:00,429 --> 00:28:01,764
- Do you want more?
- Please.
651
00:28:01,764 --> 00:28:03,432
Anybody want a refresher?
652
00:28:03,432 --> 00:28:04,683
- Yes.
- Yeah.
653
00:28:04,683 --> 00:28:05,768
- Hank--
- [Hank] No.
654
00:28:05,768 --> 00:28:07,436
So, um, how are we--
655
00:28:07,436 --> 00:28:08,562
How are we doing?
656
00:28:08,562 --> 00:28:11,107
How we doin', you know?
[chuckles] How are we doing?
657
00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:18,030
[indistinct conversation]
658
00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:21,492
Uh, do you guys, like, after,
do you talk about it?
659
00:28:21,492 --> 00:28:24,036
Like, what was touched and untouched?
660
00:28:25,246 --> 00:28:26,747
I would cool it down a bit.
661
00:28:26,747 --> 00:28:29,417
Teddy doesn't like desperate men for me.
662
00:28:29,417 --> 00:28:30,793
Jesus. Desperate?
663
00:28:30,793 --> 00:28:32,044
[Gracie] Hank.
664
00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:33,129
Hank?
665
00:28:33,129 --> 00:28:36,424
I think we need an answer
to June's question.
666
00:28:36,424 --> 00:28:37,550
It's only fair.
667
00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:38,717
[sighs]
668
00:28:39,552 --> 00:28:40,719
Ask Emma.
669
00:28:43,681 --> 00:28:46,559
What? Why am I the only one
who has read the bylaws?
670
00:28:46,559 --> 00:28:48,561
It's, like, three pages.
671
00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:50,896
No. You know what? I'm not telling you.
672
00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:53,190
[June] Emma, please. We need to know.
673
00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:55,860
[Gracie] Emma, those are
a very difficult three pages.
674
00:28:55,860 --> 00:28:57,653
It's very dry stuff.
675
00:28:57,653 --> 00:28:58,946
Oh, God. All right. Fine.
676
00:28:59,905 --> 00:29:03,701
If the chair needs to leave his position
due to force majeure,
677
00:29:03,701 --> 00:29:07,121
the position goes into rotation
and no vote is needed.
678
00:29:07,121 --> 00:29:08,831
- Force majeure?
- Mm-hm.
679
00:29:08,831 --> 00:29:09,915
Oh.
680
00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:12,460
Since when is moving
to New York an act of God?
681
00:29:13,169 --> 00:29:15,838
[Teddy] A job
at the Arlyle School is an act of God.
682
00:29:15,838 --> 00:29:18,340
Do you know five of
the 14 Whiffenpoofs went there?
683
00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:19,842
That's a lot of Whiffenpoofs.
684
00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:22,344
♪ Whiffenpoofs... ♪
685
00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:24,054
- ♪ Whiffenpoo-- ♪
- ♪ Whiffenpoo-- ♪
686
00:29:24,054 --> 00:29:25,431
♪ Whiffenpoofs... ♪
687
00:29:25,431 --> 00:29:26,724
You're all doing my note.
688
00:29:26,724 --> 00:29:28,058
[all harmonizing]
689
00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:30,644
Please stop doing this...
690
00:29:30,644 --> 00:29:33,063
Please stop doing this.
691
00:29:33,063 --> 00:29:35,608
Where in New York
do you think you'd want to live?
692
00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:39,612
Well, actually, I've thought about this.
693
00:29:39,612 --> 00:29:40,988
We love Brooklyn,
694
00:29:40,988 --> 00:29:43,324
particularly Greenpoint and Williamsburg.
695
00:29:43,324 --> 00:29:44,617
- Oh, yes.
- Right?
696
00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:48,370
Um, of course, my commute would be much
better from the Upper West Side,
697
00:29:48,370 --> 00:29:51,040
but we'd probably
never be able to afford that.
698
00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:54,001
Well, you could if you...
699
00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:55,252
♪ Sell me your place! ♪
700
00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:56,587
♪ You could
Sell me your place! ♪
701
00:29:56,587 --> 00:29:58,339
♪ Come on
And sell me your place! ♪
702
00:29:58,339 --> 00:29:59,965
- I hate it when you get like this.
- Listen.
703
00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:03,385
Selling you this place
would barely cover the down payment
704
00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:04,637
on a place in New York.
705
00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:06,055
[Lily] They did mention a moving stipend,
706
00:30:06,055 --> 00:30:09,058
but you're right, Paul.
We could use some extra money.
707
00:30:09,058 --> 00:30:10,518
And, um,
708
00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:14,271
the good news is we also own the plot
right next to ours.
709
00:30:14,271 --> 00:30:15,439
Also not for sale.
710
00:30:15,439 --> 00:30:17,399
[Lily] I'd be interested in an offer.
711
00:30:17,399 --> 00:30:18,817
[Rourke] Is it a large plot?
712
00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:20,486
Is it larger than this one?
713
00:30:20,486 --> 00:30:22,446
For God's sake. What is wrong with you?
714
00:30:22,947 --> 00:30:24,615
Can you ever be happy with what is?
715
00:30:42,466 --> 00:30:43,634
She'll cool off.
716
00:30:43,634 --> 00:30:46,554
Hey, Hank.
I'll give you 10% over market value.
717
00:30:46,554 --> 00:30:48,847
[Hank] It's not for sale any time soon.
718
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:51,809
I just had a very interesting
conversation with our daughter,
719
00:30:51,809 --> 00:30:54,019
and she says that, um,
she's coming with me.
720
00:30:54,019 --> 00:30:55,145
[Gracie] Oh!
721
00:30:55,563 --> 00:30:57,898
She and her husband
have flexible work situations.
722
00:30:57,898 --> 00:31:00,818
- Oh, that's nice.
- And she mentioned that you, Hank,
723
00:31:00,818 --> 00:31:04,071
recently suggested that she move to a city
with more opportunities.
724
00:31:04,071 --> 00:31:05,364
Oh, there you go.
725
00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:07,866
I guess we're going to need
a bigger place.
726
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:10,744
[Rourke] Well, this sounds like
good news all around.
727
00:31:11,245 --> 00:31:13,497
- Win-win-win.
- No, no, no.
728
00:31:13,497 --> 00:31:14,707
Look. Look.
729
00:31:14,707 --> 00:31:18,127
We're not making a decision right here,
not with this group.
730
00:31:18,127 --> 00:31:22,631
So let's go back to our usual awful,
awkward conversation we're all so good at.
731
00:31:22,631 --> 00:31:23,882
[laughter]
732
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:26,760
All right? Because nothing is happening.
733
00:31:29,930 --> 00:31:31,223
But something is happening.
734
00:31:32,057 --> 00:31:35,269
Well, nothing's happening right now.
735
00:31:35,269 --> 00:31:37,021
Julie just happened right now.
736
00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:40,983
It appears that the situation
is evolving in real time.
737
00:31:40,983 --> 00:31:42,401
Julie isn't going anywhere.
738
00:31:42,401 --> 00:31:43,819
That's not up to you, is it?
739
00:31:45,279 --> 00:31:46,822
I'm not going.
740
00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:47,906
I'm...
741
00:31:51,327 --> 00:31:52,661
Going to stay here,
742
00:31:54,079 --> 00:31:55,289
even if you go.
743
00:31:56,332 --> 00:31:59,835
Okay? So how's that
for a decision made right now?
744
00:32:16,727 --> 00:32:18,812
Hank, I think I can taste the paprika.
745
00:32:18,812 --> 00:32:20,064
It's much fresher.
746
00:32:20,064 --> 00:32:22,191
- [Tony] Yeah, it's a fresher taste.
- Yeah.
747
00:32:22,191 --> 00:32:23,275
Hits you more, yeah.
748
00:32:24,068 --> 00:32:27,488
- Let's play a game.
- [Gracie] Oh, yes! That's a great idea!
749
00:32:27,488 --> 00:32:30,699
Do you remember how we used
to all play Celebrity?
750
00:32:30,699 --> 00:32:34,328
I'll never forget the time that
Paul didn't know who Andrea Dworkin was.
751
00:32:34,328 --> 00:32:36,246
[laughing]
752
00:32:36,246 --> 00:32:38,332
Lily, where do you keep pencils and paper?
753
00:32:38,332 --> 00:32:41,001
No. This game is called
"Percentage Of Happiness".
754
00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:42,544
[Gracie] Oh!
755
00:32:42,544 --> 00:32:43,754
Goodness.
756
00:32:43,754 --> 00:32:46,006
I do not think that I know that game.
757
00:32:46,006 --> 00:32:47,841
I think I played that game once.
758
00:32:47,841 --> 00:32:50,052
I was at a book reading
with Johnny Franzen--
759
00:32:50,052 --> 00:32:51,428
It's a really simple game.
760
00:32:51,428 --> 00:32:54,264
So, how you play is
you answer this question--
761
00:32:54,264 --> 00:32:56,809
"What percentage of happiness am I?"
762
00:32:56,809 --> 00:32:57,893
[Gracie] Oh.
763
00:32:57,893 --> 00:33:01,271
And, "What percentage
of happiness is so low
764
00:33:01,271 --> 00:33:03,482
that you should be willing
to make a change?"
765
00:33:03,482 --> 00:33:05,567
- [Gracie] Oh.
- We'll just go around the room.
766
00:33:05,567 --> 00:33:06,860
Gracie, do you want to kick us off?
767
00:33:06,860 --> 00:33:09,238
Oh. Um, yes. Okay.
768
00:33:09,238 --> 00:33:10,989
Um, well, um,
769
00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:14,952
as you know, I'm having a very good day,
so I think I would, um--
770
00:33:14,952 --> 00:33:16,203
[laughs]
771
00:33:16,203 --> 00:33:21,208
Oh, I-- I would put myself at, um, oh...
772
00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:23,168
95% happiness!
773
00:33:23,168 --> 00:33:24,253
Wow.
774
00:33:24,253 --> 00:33:25,671
And when would I make a change?
775
00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:28,799
Um, oh, I don't know. Um--
776
00:33:28,799 --> 00:33:31,009
- Would you just--
- 60%!
777
00:33:31,009 --> 00:33:33,011
Mm... Yeah, 60%. 60%.
778
00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:35,180
All right. I would, uh--
779
00:33:35,180 --> 00:33:37,975
[Lily] That's very interesting.
What about you, Hank?
780
00:33:37,975 --> 00:33:40,853
Oh, wait. I already know
the answer to the first question.
781
00:33:40,853 --> 00:33:42,271
You told me a while ago.
782
00:33:42,896 --> 00:33:44,481
I believe it was 20.
783
00:33:44,481 --> 00:33:46,316
You are 20% happy.
784
00:33:46,942 --> 00:33:47,943
Oh.
785
00:33:48,652 --> 00:33:51,280
That does sound pretty low, Spanky.
786
00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:54,199
- [Rourke] No, that's high for him.
- That does sound like Hank.
787
00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:56,034
[Lily] So question number two:
788
00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:59,580
what percentage would you have to drop
down to in order to make a change?
789
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,207
Ten?
790
00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:03,584
Or...
791
00:34:03,584 --> 00:34:05,043
Zero?
792
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,671
Or would you just slide
right down into the negatives?
793
00:34:14,762 --> 00:34:16,764
[jazz music playing]
794
00:34:24,938 --> 00:34:27,316
[indistinct party conversation]
795
00:34:32,279 --> 00:34:34,114
[in French accent] A little wine, hey?
796
00:34:35,741 --> 00:34:36,742
Or no?
797
00:34:39,703 --> 00:34:42,706
You know, guys.
I've been thinking about it,
798
00:34:42,706 --> 00:34:44,792
and I think this just isn't me.
799
00:34:44,792 --> 00:34:46,418
For no real reason.
800
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:49,379
It was fun imagining what might be,
801
00:34:49,379 --> 00:34:51,632
but I'm going to have to
respectfully bow out.
802
00:34:52,257 --> 00:34:55,260
Oh. Are you sure?
803
00:34:57,221 --> 00:34:58,472
Oh, come on.
804
00:35:11,735 --> 00:35:12,820
Honey...
805
00:35:14,655 --> 00:35:17,908
Sorry I brought Julie into this.
806
00:35:17,908 --> 00:35:19,952
It was childish of me.
807
00:35:20,536 --> 00:35:22,204
I didn't handle it well.
808
00:35:22,204 --> 00:35:23,580
No, you didn't.
809
00:35:26,250 --> 00:35:27,835
You take that great job,
810
00:35:28,710 --> 00:35:30,295
and I'll keep my shitty job.
811
00:35:31,296 --> 00:35:32,714
Come out here when you can,
812
00:35:32,714 --> 00:35:34,591
and I'll go into the city,
813
00:35:35,926 --> 00:35:37,135
make it work.
814
00:35:48,981 --> 00:35:53,318
"Marriage is sweeter,
sweeter than you think, think."
815
00:35:55,237 --> 00:35:57,114
- [Gracie] Anne Waldman.
- [Finny] Indeed.
816
00:35:57,114 --> 00:35:58,365
-"Stereo".
- Mm-hm.
817
00:35:58,365 --> 00:35:59,616
Very nice.
818
00:36:00,909 --> 00:36:02,911
You know, there was a period of time
819
00:36:02,911 --> 00:36:05,038
where Teddy and I were long distance,
820
00:36:05,038 --> 00:36:06,665
and it actually strengthened our marriage.
821
00:36:06,665 --> 00:36:08,458
- Yeah.
- That's nice to hear.
822
00:36:09,459 --> 00:36:11,378
We developed a different foundation
823
00:36:11,378 --> 00:36:13,881
for our own unique relationship,
824
00:36:13,881 --> 00:36:16,842
and it made us closer than before.
825
00:36:17,467 --> 00:36:18,886
[Teddy] Best decision we ever made.
826
00:36:18,886 --> 00:36:20,470
[June] Best decision.
827
00:36:20,470 --> 00:36:22,764
There are days
I want to punch him in the face.
828
00:36:22,764 --> 00:36:24,349
- Don't get me wrong.
- [laughter]
829
00:36:24,349 --> 00:36:26,059
When I go on about my research.
830
00:36:26,059 --> 00:36:27,144
Funny story.
831
00:36:27,811 --> 00:36:28,812
You want to hear a story?
832
00:36:28,812 --> 00:36:33,233
I have the best
long-distance relationship story ever.
833
00:36:33,233 --> 00:36:35,694
Don't worry.
It's not about me wanting your house.
834
00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:36,904
[laughter]
835
00:36:36,904 --> 00:36:40,282
I've mentioned
my first wife, Barbara, right?
836
00:36:40,282 --> 00:36:42,034
Uh, God rest her soul.
837
00:36:42,034 --> 00:36:44,745
Well, she and I met in college,
838
00:36:44,745 --> 00:36:46,330
freshman year,
839
00:36:46,330 --> 00:36:48,916
and it was just supposed to be
one of those hook-ups.
840
00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:51,835
Damn, she was fine.
841
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:58,467
Yeah. We went to her room
that first night, and guess what?
842
00:36:58,467 --> 00:36:59,760
I never left.
843
00:37:01,261 --> 00:37:06,141
I, uh, spent my freshman year
sharing a single bed with her.
844
00:37:06,141 --> 00:37:08,393
She was the one
who introduced me to poetry.
845
00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:09,603
Oh.
846
00:37:09,603 --> 00:37:12,648
We would, uh, recite Blake to each other.
847
00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:18,612
We never spent one night apart
for all four years of college,
848
00:37:18,612 --> 00:37:20,614
and we got married right after.
849
00:37:21,114 --> 00:37:23,533
Had a destination wedding
like a couple of jerks.
850
00:37:24,826 --> 00:37:26,244
Tuscany, for God's sakes.
851
00:37:28,080 --> 00:37:32,167
Well, we didn't get into
the same PhD program, though.
852
00:37:33,627 --> 00:37:37,422
The closest we could get to each other
was a 12-hour drive.
853
00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:40,592
I went to Chapel Hill
and she went to Chicago.
854
00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:45,806
And I just remember missing her so much
855
00:37:45,806 --> 00:37:49,184
that I decided to go visit her
that first weekend.
856
00:37:50,852 --> 00:37:52,229
I didn't have a car,
857
00:37:52,229 --> 00:37:55,357
so I decided
to put up some flyers to get a ride,
858
00:37:55,357 --> 00:37:56,900
and I got one from this woman
859
00:37:56,900 --> 00:38:00,362
who was visiting this guy down there,
860
00:38:00,362 --> 00:38:04,658
and we talk in the car...
861
00:38:05,951 --> 00:38:07,035
And it is...
862
00:38:09,579 --> 00:38:14,751
The most interesting,
brilliant ride of my life.
863
00:38:17,129 --> 00:38:18,505
Everything she says.
864
00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:23,719
She made the trip feel like
a hot-air balloon ride.
865
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:24,803
[Gracie] Ooh.
866
00:38:29,641 --> 00:38:32,019
I thought I knew what love was,
867
00:38:33,854 --> 00:38:35,731
but I was just learning.
868
00:38:35,731 --> 00:38:38,483
I thought I had found my person,
869
00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:40,819
but I was fooling myself.
870
00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:45,115
She dropped me off at Barbara's.
871
00:38:46,033 --> 00:38:47,576
I took one look at her, and I...
872
00:38:49,244 --> 00:38:50,495
I asked for a divorce.
873
00:38:52,748 --> 00:38:56,251
Now that I knew
what love really felt like...
874
00:38:58,336 --> 00:38:59,421
I had to.
875
00:39:02,382 --> 00:39:04,301
I went back outside.
876
00:39:04,301 --> 00:39:08,305
I... I didn't know
how I was going to find her,
877
00:39:08,305 --> 00:39:12,726
but guess who was still there
in the car, waiting.
878
00:39:18,774 --> 00:39:21,068
- [Gracie] Yes!
- [Emma] Come on.
879
00:39:21,068 --> 00:39:23,570
We've been together ever since.
880
00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:24,780
Yes.
881
00:39:25,822 --> 00:39:26,990
Quite a story.
882
00:39:28,575 --> 00:39:30,243
That's a divorce story.
883
00:39:30,243 --> 00:39:31,870
[laughter]
884
00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:34,122
[Billie] You should go with her, Spanky.
885
00:39:34,122 --> 00:39:35,665
Before she finds her Joanie.
886
00:39:36,208 --> 00:39:37,876
I already found my Joanie.
887
00:39:39,503 --> 00:39:41,213
You never really know about people.
888
00:39:42,214 --> 00:39:43,215
No.
889
00:39:43,215 --> 00:39:45,342
I know my wife.
890
00:39:45,342 --> 00:39:46,885
I know Lily.
891
00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:48,095
We don't have secrets.
892
00:39:48,095 --> 00:39:51,098
We tell each other everything right away.
893
00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:54,726
That's right. We do.
894
00:39:55,185 --> 00:39:57,187
Where does Tom live again?
895
00:39:57,187 --> 00:39:58,313
Mm.
896
00:39:59,481 --> 00:40:00,982
I think he lives in Greenpoint.
897
00:40:01,608 --> 00:40:02,776
Who's Tom?
898
00:40:02,776 --> 00:40:06,196
Uh, he's Lily's old boyfriend.
899
00:40:06,738 --> 00:40:08,740
- [Billie] Oh.
- Mm-hm.
900
00:40:08,740 --> 00:40:10,534
[Emma] Since we're talking
about this again,
901
00:40:10,534 --> 00:40:12,452
I have a friend
who lives in the East Village
902
00:40:12,452 --> 00:40:14,037
who might be looking for a roommate.
903
00:40:14,037 --> 00:40:16,123
She's super cool. She's an adjunct at NYU.
904
00:40:16,123 --> 00:40:18,500
That sounds interesting.
I'd like to talk to her.
905
00:40:18,500 --> 00:40:20,460
- Okay.
- Or you could just live with Tom.
906
00:40:22,504 --> 00:40:24,005
I don't want to live with Tom.
907
00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:25,340
Well, it's just an idea.
908
00:40:25,340 --> 00:40:26,633
Just a suggestion.
909
00:40:29,594 --> 00:40:31,263
Where is the school exactly?
910
00:40:31,263 --> 00:40:32,514
It's in the west 40s.
911
00:40:32,514 --> 00:40:35,183
- Oh.
- Do you have any old boyfriends there?
912
00:40:35,183 --> 00:40:36,685
Okay. Let's go.
913
00:40:36,685 --> 00:40:38,979
- Let's go into the kitchen.
- [Hank] My kitchen?
914
00:40:38,979 --> 00:40:41,106
How is Tom's wife, by the way?
915
00:40:41,106 --> 00:40:42,399
[Lily] They're separated, actually.
916
00:40:42,399 --> 00:40:43,692
[Hank] Oh! Really?
917
00:40:43,692 --> 00:40:44,943
Come with me. Right now.
918
00:40:46,695 --> 00:40:47,988
You know, I'm not going.
919
00:40:50,365 --> 00:40:53,201
No one's keeping you here, Hank,
so why don't you go ahead--
920
00:40:53,201 --> 00:40:54,703
Hank.
921
00:40:54,703 --> 00:40:56,246
Go. Support your wife.
922
00:40:56,246 --> 00:40:57,747
Are you going to vote me out?
923
00:40:58,707 --> 00:41:00,542
That worked real well last time you tried.
924
00:41:00,542 --> 00:41:02,085
Easy, Spanky.
925
00:41:02,085 --> 00:41:05,338
[Hank] Easy? If I go,
he's next on the rotation.
926
00:41:05,338 --> 00:41:07,174
So who are they going to get rid of?
927
00:41:07,174 --> 00:41:09,718
- [Rourke] Nobody's getting rid of anybody.
- [Hank] Yeah.
928
00:41:09,718 --> 00:41:12,554
Dickie Pope will have
his redundancy, so who's it going to be?
929
00:41:12,554 --> 00:41:15,098
Gun to your head, pick one right now!
930
00:41:15,098 --> 00:41:16,224
I'm not playing this game.
931
00:41:16,224 --> 00:41:19,186
The game of having two poetry professors?
932
00:41:19,186 --> 00:41:21,438
- I was just published!
- This is not the place for this.
933
00:41:21,438 --> 00:41:22,939
Maybe we should just change topics.
934
00:41:22,939 --> 00:41:24,107
June is very wise.
935
00:41:24,691 --> 00:41:26,234
Why aren't you coming with me?
936
00:41:28,278 --> 00:41:29,321
My life is here!
937
00:41:29,321 --> 00:41:30,739
[Lily] Your life could move.
938
00:41:32,532 --> 00:41:33,575
My mom is here.
939
00:41:33,575 --> 00:41:35,076
You aren't talking to her.
940
00:41:35,076 --> 00:41:37,495
- Julie is here.
- Julie is a grown woman that--
941
00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:38,663
I am here!
942
00:41:38,663 --> 00:41:39,748
Okay?
943
00:41:39,748 --> 00:41:41,374
I stayed. I'm here.
944
00:41:41,374 --> 00:41:44,628
Look. You might not be coming with me,
but you are not here either.
945
00:41:45,670 --> 00:41:47,589
[grandfather clock chiming]
946
00:41:47,589 --> 00:41:50,008
Why do you want to leave me so badly?
947
00:41:50,008 --> 00:41:53,094
How hard is it for you to understand
that this is not about you?
948
00:41:54,012 --> 00:41:55,931
[Hank] Leaving me isn't about me?
949
00:41:56,932 --> 00:41:58,016
[chiming]
950
00:41:58,016 --> 00:41:59,935
Going to New York for a job?
951
00:41:59,935 --> 00:42:01,978
[chiming]
952
00:42:01,978 --> 00:42:03,230
It isn't about me?
953
00:42:03,230 --> 00:42:05,607
[chiming]
954
00:42:12,948 --> 00:42:13,949
[Henry] It doesn't matter.
955
00:42:13,949 --> 00:42:16,243
[Laurel] What do you mean
it doesn't matter?
956
00:42:16,243 --> 00:42:18,286
What can we do to make you stay?
957
00:42:18,286 --> 00:42:19,788
Nothing. Nothing at all.
958
00:42:21,122 --> 00:42:23,083
["You Won't Be Satisfied" playing]
959
00:42:25,877 --> 00:42:28,838
♪ Oh, you won't be satisfied ♪
960
00:42:28,838 --> 00:42:32,717
♪ Until you break my heart ♪
961
00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:34,803
♪ You're never satisfied ♪
962
00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:38,723
♪ Until the teardrops start ♪
963
00:42:38,723 --> 00:42:43,937
♪ I tried to shower you
With love and kisses ♪
964
00:42:43,937 --> 00:42:50,860
♪ Oh, you won't be satisfied
Until you break my heart ♪
965
00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:56,241
♪ No, you won't be satisfied
Until you break my heart ♪
966
00:42:57,993 --> 00:43:01,788
♪ You're never satisfied
Until the teardrops start... ♪
967
00:43:01,788 --> 00:43:03,873
[young Hank gasping]
968
00:43:03,873 --> 00:43:07,836
♪ I tried to shower you
With love and kisses, baby ♪
969
00:43:09,629 --> 00:43:10,839
♪ All I ever get from you... ♪
970
00:43:10,839 --> 00:43:12,382
Laurel!
971
00:43:12,382 --> 00:43:13,925
♪ Is naggin' and braggin'... ♪
972
00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:15,927
Just go. Just go.
973
00:43:17,095 --> 00:43:18,221
Come on, man.
974
00:43:20,140 --> 00:43:21,975
[Hank] I'm fine. I'm fine.
975
00:43:23,018 --> 00:43:25,812
♪ I'll bet you wouldn't like it
If I did the same... ♪
976
00:43:25,812 --> 00:43:26,980
Lily made cookies.
977
00:43:26,980 --> 00:43:28,440
Oh, God!
978
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:33,111
♪ You're only happy tearin'
All my dreams apart... ♪
979
00:43:33,111 --> 00:43:34,863
Celebrity, right? Celebrity.
980
00:43:34,863 --> 00:43:36,197
Celebrity.
981
00:43:38,408 --> 00:43:40,035
Peter Fonda!
982
00:43:40,035 --> 00:43:41,828
It's just a wild guess.
983
00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:46,041
Easy Rider?
984
00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:49,002
Who wants to drive me home?
985
00:43:49,002 --> 00:43:50,837
- [Emma] I'll drive you home.
- Okay.
986
00:43:50,837 --> 00:43:52,005
Good night.
987
00:43:52,881 --> 00:43:54,257
Thank you.
988
00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,180
- Good night.
- Good night.
989
00:44:12,317 --> 00:44:13,360
Teddy.
990
00:44:17,155 --> 00:44:19,407
He'll be back
to how he always is tomorrow.
991
00:44:19,407 --> 00:44:20,867
Okay? Tomorrow.
992
00:44:22,952 --> 00:44:23,995
Thanks, Lily.
993
00:44:23,995 --> 00:44:26,873
♪ The way
You toss my heart around's ♪
994
00:44:26,873 --> 00:44:29,459
♪ A cryin' shame ♪
995
00:44:29,459 --> 00:44:30,585
♪ Oh, yes... ♪
996
00:44:30,585 --> 00:44:35,757
♪ I'll bet you wouldn't like it
If I did the same ♪
997
00:44:35,757 --> 00:44:41,554
♪ You're only tearin'
All my little dreams apart ♪
998
00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:48,019
♪ Oh, you won't be satisfied
Until you break my heart ♪
999
00:45:01,783 --> 00:45:05,412
[Hank] Something else
about that night my father walked away.
1000
00:45:05,412 --> 00:45:07,497
He called out for my mom.
1001
00:45:08,790 --> 00:45:10,291
"Laurel! Office!"
1002
00:45:11,084 --> 00:45:12,377
And she came in.
1003
00:45:12,377 --> 00:45:14,879
And she knelt down beside me,
1004
00:45:14,879 --> 00:45:16,798
she took the rope
from around my neck,
1005
00:45:16,798 --> 00:45:19,050
and she hugged me,
and then she said,
1006
00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:22,220
"We won't ever talk about this again."
1007
00:45:28,518 --> 00:45:31,312
And I doubt I ever will.
1008
00:45:37,277 --> 00:45:39,070
["The Whippoorwill" playing]
1009
00:45:39,070 --> 00:45:40,321
[Lily] Let's go to bed.
1010
00:45:41,322 --> 00:45:44,075
♪ And so were we ♪
1011
00:45:45,535 --> 00:45:48,371
♪ The whippoorwill ♪
1012
00:45:49,664 --> 00:45:54,878
♪ Sang sweet and low ♪
1013
00:45:58,006 --> 00:46:00,008
[blues music playing]