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Hey. I got you--
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Oh, thank you.
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Hmm.
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You're going to do great.
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They're going to love you,
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and you're going to get
what you need
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to bring back to the principal,
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and he's going to have to
take you seriously.
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Yeah.
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I know.
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Is there something else?
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I think I'm worried about you.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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[car approaching]
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You've been a bit more
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Hank-like than usual.
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[chuckles]
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Have I?
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Yeah.
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I don't know.
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I got it, I got it.
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Okay.
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Okay. Bye.
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Bye.
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See you in a couple of days.
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I have this weird feeling
you're going to end up in jail.
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Or the hospital?
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[theme music playing]
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[geese honking overhead]
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[Chandler] You know
how they figure out
which one leads?
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[student] I don't know.
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Seniority?
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Experience?
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It's hardest to lead
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because they get
all the wind resistance.
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But one goose will always
bear the burden.
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Each bird,
as it flaps its wings,
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is creating lift
for their fellow birds,
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except for
the leader out front,
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always hardest on the leader.
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What if the leader
leads them into a jet engine?
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That does happen.
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Often, people die, too,
at least,
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so it's even.
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[geese honking overhead]
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- [knocking on door]
- Mr. Devereaux?
I apologize.
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He'll be ready
in just a few more minutes.
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[Hank] Oh, thank you.
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[Dickie] Hank!
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I'm President Dickie Pope.
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We've met four times.
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I remember.
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I remember, too.
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Please sit down,
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if you want.
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I'm going to sit down.
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So, are you hungry?
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Would you like
something to eat?
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Uh, I'll see the menu.
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Joke. Good.
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Hank, keep that sense of humor.
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It's going to come in handy.
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Hank, you are
the only department head
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who has not submitted a list
of faculty to cut.
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In that way, I'm outstanding.
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You are outstanding, Professor.
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You are
an accomplished professor,
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and a very well-regarded
novelist.
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I have your book...
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It's not there.
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[Hank] Yeah,
that's been happening.
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It's been disappearing
from the shelves
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of private collections
all around the country,
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only to reappear later
in a field,
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claiming an
extraordinary experience.
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Why haven't you
submitted a list?
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No one reason.
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- Please elaborate.
- Can't.
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There's no reason
that I can think of.
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Granted, I haven't
given it a thought.
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You are missing an opportunity.
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This would be the first time.
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As you are aware,
it is virtually impossible
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to fire a tenured professor
for cause.
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- [faintly] Yeah.
- You are saddled
with your department,
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the good and the bad.
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These budget cuts
present an opportunity
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to remove the ones,
and I'm sure you know
who they are already,
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who shouldn't be here.
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You will reshape
your department.
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Everybody will be better off.
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You will bring in
new professors in the future,
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ones you have chosen yourself.
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Yeah, but
how could we afford that?
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Won't much of the money
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be going to this
Technical Careers Complex?
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There seems to be
a misunderstanding here.
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The university
is not spending a dime
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on the Epstein Center.
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Epstein is.
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It's a gift.
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He paid for the building,
the staff, and maintenance
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for 10 years.
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He's coming to
the groundbreaking tomorrow...
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[Hank thinking]
I'll bet the tiny tree business
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is hard to break into.
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I mean, it's not worth building
a machine to make 'em.
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It's got to be by hand,
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or maybe they just, you know,
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cut down
a tiny forest somewhere,
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completely ignoring
what must be a sizeable crowd
of Smurf protesters.
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Yeah.
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Look, nothing about
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the Jeffrey Epstein
Technical Careers Center
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looks good.
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You're referring to the name.
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People are familiar
with the many instances
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in which young women
were attacked
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by a technical careers center.
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Different Jeffrey Epstein.
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This one made
two billion on air fryers.
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We're adding a "Q".
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Queer fryers?
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It will be
the Jeffrey Q. Epstein Center.
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What's his middle name?
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He doesn't have one.
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He's not thrilled with the "Q".
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The legislature is cutting
our budget by 23%.
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Please make a list
so we are prepared.
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I've gotten this far
without making a list.
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If I were to start now,
I'd feel like a quitter.
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No.
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Uh, look, Dickie, um,
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you're new around here.
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Every year,
those geniuses in Harrisburg,
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they threaten cuts,
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and every year, they don't,
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because, as we've established,
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they don't like
not looking good.
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This year is different.
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Because of how time works?
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DICKIE: They likely will
give us what we ask for,
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but I'm not asking for it.
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All my predecessors
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have begged year after year
for more money.
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I'm not going to do that.
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I'm lobbying for less money.
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The school's too fat.
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[Hank] Shut the door, please.
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I talked to Dickie Pope.
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What? When?
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Earlier today.
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He called me into his office.
He wanted to talk to me.
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[Paul] To talk about the cuts?
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And you went?
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Did you give him a list?
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Do you think
I would make a list?
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Tell me
you didn't give him a list.
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If I told you
I didn't give him a list,
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would you believe me?
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No.
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Then I'm not telling you.
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You went to see Dickie Pope
without talking to us first?
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It wouldn't have
made a difference, Paul.
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[Paul] Wouldn't have made
a difference?
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Screw you!
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We could have had
a strategy session,
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brought Leslie in.
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Whew! I missed out
on a strategy session
with Leslie.
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You see us out there, right?
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You see that we think
we can have a voice in this,
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that we need to.
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You're the one without a voice.
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You just decided
it doesn't matter
what we think.
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["I Just Got The News"
by The Gentrys playing]
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[Paul's voice fading out]
You see, that's
the exact reason
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collective action fails...
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[music track drowning out Paul]
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...because when
you undermine the union,
you're undermining all of us!
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♪ What am I gonna do? ♪
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♪ No matter what I do ♪
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♪ But I've done
everything I can... ♪
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[car horns honking]
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[Tom] Lily!
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Tom.
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Hi!
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Are you kidding me?
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- Who are you?
- Well, hi.
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[Tom chuckles]
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- Great to see you.
- You too.
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So the students
don't have any textbooks?
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[Tom] No, it's all digital.
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They have access to whatever
they need on them at any time.
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It means
more personal connections
between students,
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and between teachers
and students.
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Dina! Way to crush it
at the regionals.
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Excellent work.
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Regional physics challenge.
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She is amazing.
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The kids look too happy.
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Yeah, I know,
it takes some getting used to,
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but trust me,
this is not all for show.
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Every choice we make
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has been backed
by lots of research.
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What?
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No, I'm just...
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I'm just trying to square
this new Tom
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with the one
who, um, quit his job
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- by telling his boss
to get cancer.
- Ah.
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That was a long time ago.
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Plus, I heard
he actually did
die of cancer...
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- Oh!
- ...so I have to be
very careful with my power.
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No... [laughing]
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This administration
is crazy supportive,
they're open-minded.
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You're going to be walking into
a very smoothly-run ecosystem--
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If... If I get this job.
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Sure, "if", "if".
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I mean, no pressure,
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but you'd better
nail this interview.
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Do you have any idea
how many hand jobs
I had to give
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to get you this meeting?
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- Three.
- Eight.
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They were all on myself,
to set the mood,
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but still, I am exhausted.
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I should take a video
of myself right here
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and send it to my principal.
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Guy would crap his pants.
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Yeah?
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You ready to burn that bridge?
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Oh, I'm ready for him
to give me everything I want.
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What do you mean?
What do you want?
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Well, it's just, you know,
if I stayed in Railton,
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this interview could give me
some leverage.
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Leverage?
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Well, don't you want this job?
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Oh, well, yeah.
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I mean, yeah, but, um...
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I mean, if I'm honest,
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a move would be
really hard for me right now.
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Well, oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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- Lily!
- I'm sorry, Tom.
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I didn't think--
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If I had I seen you here
and how much
you obviously care,
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then I wouldn't have--
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- [scoffs]
- Do you want me to go?
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You could say
that I got sick or died,
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or got
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kidnapped by big city rats.
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You can't bail now!
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If you do,
I'll look like an idiot.
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Just go in there and be great.
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Well, no, no, don't be great.
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Just be... medium great.
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- [whimpers]
- Can you be medium?
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Okay.
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[grunting]
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I know that you care about
those professors,
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despite the fact that
you would never admit that,
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but you complain
about these people
all the time,
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about their incompetence,
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and in the end,
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don't you have to think
about the students?
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That's not the point.
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Oh, I'm having
a hard time figuring out
what the point is lately.
266
00:12:22,914 --> 00:12:26,090
I have this weird feeling
you're going to end up in jail.
267
00:12:26,090 --> 00:12:28,195
Or the hospital?
268
00:12:28,195 --> 00:12:29,265
[Tony] In the hospital?
269
00:12:29,265 --> 00:12:31,198
Or jail.
270
00:12:31,198 --> 00:12:32,682
I think they're
very different places.
271
00:12:32,682 --> 00:12:35,133
Yeah, so,
what's the common thread?
272
00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:36,756
I don't know, uh...
273
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:37,964
Trouble?
274
00:12:37,964 --> 00:12:39,793
Loss of control?
275
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,899
Yeah, that's not insight.
276
00:12:41,899 --> 00:12:43,210
All right.
277
00:12:43,210 --> 00:12:44,625
Let me think.
You punch.
278
00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:46,627
All right,
let's draw on philosophy.
279
00:12:46,627 --> 00:12:47,974
Let's articulate the question.
280
00:12:47,974 --> 00:12:50,424
Yeah. Why is Lily
upset with me?
281
00:12:50,424 --> 00:12:52,047
[Tony] Well, I can't solve that
with philosophy.
282
00:12:52,047 --> 00:12:53,531
Here's something we can tackle,
283
00:12:53,531 --> 00:12:54,808
what's a good and moral way
284
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,466
for you to handle
your current work crisis?
285
00:12:57,466 --> 00:12:58,847
How should you act?
286
00:12:58,847 --> 00:13:01,815
- Do nothing.
- No, you act
according to your desire,
287
00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,783
unless you're a Buddhist,
then you should
desire nothing.
288
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,301
That eliminates suffering.
289
00:13:05,301 --> 00:13:07,925
See, that's my problem
with Buddhism.
290
00:13:08,649 --> 00:13:10,065
Suffering,
291
00:13:10,065 --> 00:13:12,101
that's my sweet spot, right?
292
00:13:12,101 --> 00:13:14,345
At least I know I'm alive,
I'm feeling something.
293
00:13:15,242 --> 00:13:16,830
[Tony] Huh.
294
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:18,798
Maybe Lily wants you to feel
something more than suffering.
295
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,317
- Why would she want that?
- I don't know, you tell me.
296
00:13:21,317 --> 00:13:22,836
One word per punch.
Let it out.
297
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:23,941
Because!
298
00:13:23,941 --> 00:13:25,045
It's!
299
00:13:25,045 --> 00:13:26,840
Boring!
300
00:13:28,083 --> 00:13:30,119
Because
301
00:13:30,119 --> 00:13:31,914
she's bored with me.
302
00:13:36,022 --> 00:13:37,402
Finny.
303
00:13:37,402 --> 00:13:39,888
Chopping block.
304
00:13:39,888 --> 00:13:42,683
He teaches the fewest students
to the lowest result.
305
00:13:42,683 --> 00:13:44,651
High attrition rate, too.
306
00:13:44,651 --> 00:13:46,653
- Gracie.
- Chopping block.
307
00:13:46,653 --> 00:13:48,586
She's a headache.
308
00:13:48,586 --> 00:13:50,312
Constantly filing grievances.
309
00:13:50,312 --> 00:13:52,693
Granted, she's correct,
but still.
310
00:13:52,693 --> 00:13:55,110
Emma?
311
00:13:55,110 --> 00:13:57,112
What she does
isn't even English.
312
00:13:57,112 --> 00:13:58,251
Chopping block.
313
00:13:58,251 --> 00:13:59,666
Rourke.
314
00:13:59,666 --> 00:14:02,807
High self-regard,
no good reason.
315
00:14:02,807 --> 00:14:04,395
Chopping block.
316
00:14:04,395 --> 00:14:06,776
The couple,
what are their names?
317
00:14:06,776 --> 00:14:09,296
Their names are "chopping"
and "block".
318
00:14:09,296 --> 00:14:11,712
Henry Devereaux Jr.?
319
00:14:11,712 --> 00:14:12,886
Chopping block.
320
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:14,681
Top of the list.
321
00:14:14,681 --> 00:14:16,786
Is everyone on the list?
322
00:14:16,786 --> 00:14:18,581
You forgot about Billie.
323
00:14:18,581 --> 00:14:21,239
- Okay, Billie Quigley--
- Chopping block.
324
00:14:22,585 --> 00:14:23,897
I know this is rushed,
325
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:26,175
but today's groundbreaking
of the Epstein Center
326
00:14:26,175 --> 00:14:28,074
is giving us
a great opportunity.
327
00:14:28,074 --> 00:14:31,560
Now, the key thing
to any organized protest
328
00:14:31,560 --> 00:14:35,219
is that we're unified
in purpose and action.
329
00:14:35,219 --> 00:14:36,910
And what is
our purpose exactly?
330
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,567
What are our central aims
331
00:14:38,567 --> 00:14:39,948
if we had to itemize them?
332
00:14:39,948 --> 00:14:42,709
Yeah, it's just important that
we get our message out, right?
333
00:14:42,709 --> 00:14:44,193
It's not about
hogging the spotlight.
334
00:14:44,193 --> 00:14:47,058
It kind of is
about hogging the spotlight.
335
00:14:47,058 --> 00:14:48,404
To get on the news
336
00:14:48,404 --> 00:14:51,545
and tell Harrisburg
that we mean business,
337
00:14:51,545 --> 00:14:53,720
that we won't tolerate
cutting jobs.
338
00:14:53,720 --> 00:14:56,343
Right, but Dickie Pope
doesn't need to know
339
00:14:56,343 --> 00:14:57,827
exactly who we are, right?
340
00:14:57,827 --> 00:14:59,864
I heard he's a vindictive man.
341
00:14:59,864 --> 00:15:01,245
Would you two stop it?
342
00:15:01,245 --> 00:15:02,556
Paul's right.
343
00:15:02,556 --> 00:15:04,834
We need to stay
focused on jobs.
344
00:15:04,834 --> 00:15:06,940
There will be press there.
345
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:09,770
Our message, we hope,
will reach Harrisburg.
346
00:15:09,770 --> 00:15:11,565
So you want us all
standing outside in the cold?
347
00:15:11,565 --> 00:15:13,464
It's 70 degrees, Billie.
348
00:15:13,464 --> 00:15:16,260
I've been to most
of the departments now,
and, honestly,
349
00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:18,365
a lot of them
are looking to you,
350
00:15:18,365 --> 00:15:19,539
the English department.
351
00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:20,609
Oh.
352
00:15:20,609 --> 00:15:21,782
Because of our leadership?
353
00:15:21,782 --> 00:15:25,959
Well, their feeling is,
if you can unite,
354
00:15:25,959 --> 00:15:27,202
everyone can.
355
00:15:27,202 --> 00:15:29,652
- What's that supposed to mean?
- You know what it means.
356
00:15:29,652 --> 00:15:31,102
[Emma] We file more grievances
against each other
357
00:15:31,102 --> 00:15:32,586
than any other department.
358
00:15:32,586 --> 00:15:35,555
I mean, I've never
filed one against anyone.
359
00:15:35,555 --> 00:15:36,728
Love you guys.
360
00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,316
If the rest
of the faculty believes
361
00:15:38,316 --> 00:15:40,318
that we'll submit to being
the butt of their jokes,
362
00:15:40,318 --> 00:15:42,942
then please tell them
to enjoy the protest
without us.
363
00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,598
Easy, Finny. Jesus.
364
00:15:47,808 --> 00:15:48,809
[Hank thinking]
Does everybody worry
365
00:15:48,809 --> 00:15:50,604
that they're boring?
366
00:15:50,604 --> 00:15:53,159
I've been so focused
on all the boring people
around me,
367
00:15:53,159 --> 00:15:54,574
I forgot to check myself.
368
00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:55,816
Okay, let's see.
369
00:15:55,816 --> 00:15:58,095
Do I have any new thoughts?
370
00:15:58,474 --> 00:16:00,131
Uh-oh.
371
00:16:00,131 --> 00:16:01,788
[Lily's voicemail] Hi there!
You've got Lily's phone.
372
00:16:01,788 --> 00:16:03,169
Leave me a message. Bye!
373
00:16:03,169 --> 00:16:04,308
[voicemail beeps]
374
00:16:04,308 --> 00:16:05,447
Hey, babe.
375
00:16:05,447 --> 00:16:08,760
I know you're working
right now.
376
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:10,831
I was thinking about
that conversation we had
377
00:16:10,831 --> 00:16:13,834
just before you left, and...
378
00:16:15,284 --> 00:16:17,424
You know what,
call me when you have time.
379
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,116
Bye.
380
00:16:28,332 --> 00:16:30,955
[Tony] Are we really
getting a glimpse
of Jeffrey Epstein?
381
00:16:32,060 --> 00:16:33,993
Now, what kind of font is this?
382
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,995
Helvetica sans testicles?
383
00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:37,893
Let's go say hi.
384
00:16:39,688 --> 00:16:42,035
Let's work out
the exact mechanics
of the protest.
385
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:44,003
I think the smartest way
to handle this
386
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:47,213
is to let the ceremony
play out in full,
387
00:16:47,213 --> 00:16:49,525
and then we strike
for maximum impact.
388
00:16:49,525 --> 00:16:50,699
She wants to read her poem.
389
00:16:51,355 --> 00:16:52,563
[Leslie] What poem?
390
00:16:52,563 --> 00:16:54,289
"What poem?"
Which poem.
391
00:16:54,289 --> 00:16:57,775
The one I was asked to write
and recite,
392
00:16:57,775 --> 00:16:59,501
titled "Groundbreaking".
393
00:16:59,501 --> 00:17:02,055
You can't read
your stupid poem anymore.
394
00:17:02,055 --> 00:17:04,230
It will look like
you're on their side.
395
00:17:04,230 --> 00:17:06,025
That you would even
mention sides
396
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,336
suggests you are not familiar
with my work.
397
00:17:07,336 --> 00:17:08,855
My poetry is for everybody.
398
00:17:08,855 --> 00:17:10,029
It joins us.
399
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,824
It is, perhaps, our best shot
400
00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:15,344
at resolving
this conflict amicably.
401
00:17:15,344 --> 00:17:16,345
- Professor--
- Scab.
402
00:17:17,001 --> 00:17:18,727
Not true.
403
00:17:18,727 --> 00:17:20,142
- It's not true.
- Scab.
404
00:17:21,178 --> 00:17:23,939
No one supports the union
more than I,
405
00:17:23,939 --> 00:17:25,906
but long before these cuts
were even on the table,
406
00:17:25,906 --> 00:17:29,703
I composed this poem
at the request of Dean Rose.
407
00:17:29,703 --> 00:17:31,671
I wrote it, I'm proud of it,
408
00:17:31,671 --> 00:17:33,052
and the poem
deserves to be heard.
409
00:17:33,949 --> 00:17:35,261
Okay, look.
410
00:17:35,261 --> 00:17:37,504
The important part,
that will get on the news,
411
00:17:37,504 --> 00:17:39,196
is the shovels
breaking the ground.
412
00:17:39,196 --> 00:17:40,852
That happens at the end,
413
00:17:40,852 --> 00:17:44,166
so we could wait to have
the poem read before we chant.
414
00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:45,271
Oh, I'm not chanting.
415
00:17:45,271 --> 00:17:46,927
[Gracie] Thank you.
That's gracious.
416
00:17:47,963 --> 00:17:51,242
I do think the press
may pick up the poem
417
00:17:51,242 --> 00:17:53,175
once they hear it.
418
00:17:53,175 --> 00:17:57,214
[stifling laughter]
419
00:17:57,214 --> 00:18:00,044
Will there be gargoyles
on the side of building?
420
00:18:00,044 --> 00:18:01,287
I love gargoyles.
421
00:18:01,287 --> 00:18:02,460
You want gargoyles, babe?
422
00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:04,635
I'll get you gargoyles.
423
00:18:04,635 --> 00:18:07,879
I am so thankful
for Jeffrey Queequeg Epstein.
424
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:09,881
Oh, no, I believe
it's Jeffrey Quidditch Epstein.
425
00:18:09,881 --> 00:18:11,469
- Is it?
- Yeah. Quidditch.
426
00:18:11,469 --> 00:18:13,195
- It's neither, actually.
- [Tony] What?
427
00:18:13,195 --> 00:18:14,196
There is no "Q".
428
00:18:14,748 --> 00:18:16,095
Yeah, there is.
429
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,062
It's right there on the sign,
430
00:18:18,062 --> 00:18:19,788
- between the "Jeffrey"
and the--
- Fellas,
431
00:18:19,788 --> 00:18:21,065
I'm Jeffrey Epstein.
432
00:18:21,065 --> 00:18:23,792
- You're "the" Jeffrey Epstein?
- The one and only.
433
00:18:23,792 --> 00:18:25,483
I donated this building.
434
00:18:25,483 --> 00:18:27,761
- Oh, that's
very generous of you.
- Thank you so much.
435
00:18:27,761 --> 00:18:29,038
Now, this "Q" thing?
436
00:18:29,038 --> 00:18:30,316
It's a crazy story.
437
00:18:30,316 --> 00:18:32,421
- Forget about the "Q"--
- I'm going to the car.
438
00:18:32,421 --> 00:18:33,767
- Okay, baby.
- So what happened?
439
00:18:33,767 --> 00:18:35,804
Did they misspell your name?
Because I get that
all the time.
440
00:18:35,804 --> 00:18:38,462
No, this "Q" thing,
it's a non-issue.
441
00:18:38,462 --> 00:18:41,568
If my parents had just
given me a middle name,
but they didn't.
442
00:18:41,568 --> 00:18:43,915
All my parents gave me
was brains,
443
00:18:43,915 --> 00:18:46,711
and an insatiable lust
for knowledge
444
00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:49,093
about food technology.
445
00:18:49,093 --> 00:18:51,647
I don't know if you heard,
they changed the tax laws
this year.
446
00:18:51,647 --> 00:18:54,685
I had to find
a $50 million write-off
out of nowhere.
447
00:18:54,685 --> 00:18:56,480
- Been there, yeah.
- Mmm-hmm.
448
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,757
I'm thinking,
let's keep it simple,
449
00:18:57,757 --> 00:18:59,483
maybe I'll buy a hockey team
or something.
450
00:18:59,483 --> 00:19:01,968
So I'm keeping my eyes
on the worst team
in the league,
451
00:19:01,968 --> 00:19:03,176
because that's
how you find a deal, right?
452
00:19:03,176 --> 00:19:04,936
And then, you're not
going to believe this--
453
00:19:04,936 --> 00:19:07,007
- They have a winning season.
- They have a winning season!
454
00:19:07,007 --> 00:19:08,216
- Yeah.
- A winning season.
455
00:19:08,216 --> 00:19:10,459
- Yeah, we're hockey fans.
- And back it up a little bit.
456
00:19:10,459 --> 00:19:12,358
I actually have
a lot of trouble
finding engineers
457
00:19:12,358 --> 00:19:14,808
to support
my air-fryer business.
458
00:19:14,808 --> 00:19:16,016
It's complicated.
459
00:19:16,016 --> 00:19:18,640
Fast forward again,
I realize what I'll do,
460
00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,297
drop the $50 million,
461
00:19:20,297 --> 00:19:23,300
build the Technical
Careers Center
right on this campus,
462
00:19:23,300 --> 00:19:24,611
which is pretty much
in my backyard.
463
00:19:24,611 --> 00:19:26,924
I mean, you can almost
smell my factory from here.
464
00:19:26,924 --> 00:19:28,167
It smells like chicken.
465
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,720
Used to.
That's our test kitchen.
466
00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,825
We switched to rabbit recently.
467
00:19:31,825 --> 00:19:34,380
Anyway, point being,
I got everything I want.
468
00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:36,554
I'm going to get
specifically-trained engineers
who can come work for me.
469
00:19:36,554 --> 00:19:39,143
I got my tax write-off.
I'm sleeping
like a champion baby.
470
00:19:39,143 --> 00:19:40,351
It's awesome.
471
00:19:40,351 --> 00:19:42,008
And then,
472
00:19:42,008 --> 00:19:45,322
of course,
that jerkface with my name,
473
00:19:45,322 --> 00:19:46,909
the other Jeffrey Epstein,
474
00:19:46,909 --> 00:19:49,084
he starts all that
horrible stuff with girls,
475
00:19:49,084 --> 00:19:51,190
and while
all that's going down,
Dickie Pope calls me,
476
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,537
and he goes,
"Look, in light of everything,
477
00:19:53,537 --> 00:19:55,884
we've got to add a "Q".
478
00:19:55,884 --> 00:19:58,127
Now, this has to stay
between us, okay?
479
00:19:58,127 --> 00:19:59,612
Okay.
480
00:19:59,612 --> 00:20:03,754
I'm like, "You want a "Q",
best I can do, $40 million,"
and he caves.
481
00:20:03,754 --> 00:20:06,412
He caves right away.
He's like, "Yeah, okay,
yeah, sure, whatever."
482
00:20:06,412 --> 00:20:08,207
So this building cost 40 mil?
483
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,967
No, that's the best part.
484
00:20:09,967 --> 00:20:11,658
That's a $50-million building.
485
00:20:11,658 --> 00:20:15,075
Dickie just pulled $10 million
from, wherever,
I don't know.
486
00:20:15,075 --> 00:20:17,008
What I do know,
I got everything I wanted,
487
00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,596
my write-off, my engineers.
488
00:20:18,596 --> 00:20:20,046
Then I had this extra $10 mil
to play with.
489
00:20:20,046 --> 00:20:21,392
I go, "Now I can look good--"
490
00:20:21,392 --> 00:20:25,258
So Dickie Pope just pulls
$10 mil from wherever.
491
00:20:25,258 --> 00:20:26,811
Is it possible
he found another donor?
492
00:20:26,811 --> 00:20:28,088
You know that's not true.
493
00:20:28,088 --> 00:20:31,230
All right, excuse me,
I'm sorry.
494
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,921
[Tony] So, I'm in the market
for an air fryer.
495
00:20:32,921 --> 00:20:34,302
They're all the same, right?
496
00:20:34,302 --> 00:20:37,512
- [Jeffrey] Absolutely not.
- [Tony] Generally, generally...
497
00:20:37,512 --> 00:20:39,928
[call ringing]
498
00:20:39,928 --> 00:20:41,378
[Lily's voicemail] Hi there!
You've got Lily's phone,
499
00:20:41,378 --> 00:20:43,276
leave me a message. Bye!
500
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:44,450
[voicemail beeps]
501
00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:46,417
Honey, I know I said
you should call me,
502
00:20:46,417 --> 00:20:49,524
but I just heard something
that's making--
503
00:20:49,524 --> 00:20:52,043
I was hoping
you could talk me down.
504
00:20:53,907 --> 00:20:55,081
You know what?
505
00:20:55,081 --> 00:20:56,945
I will be fine.
506
00:20:56,945 --> 00:20:59,258
Okay, call me when you can.
507
00:21:03,089 --> 00:21:04,263
[exhales]
508
00:21:09,337 --> 00:21:12,063
I thought we agreed
you weren't going
to pour it on.
509
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:13,133
I can't turn it off.
510
00:21:13,133 --> 00:21:14,583
No, you can't.
511
00:21:16,516 --> 00:21:18,449
- Thank you, Tom.
- Oh.
512
00:21:18,449 --> 00:21:19,657
Do you have to hurry back?
513
00:21:19,657 --> 00:21:20,831
You just got here.
514
00:21:20,831 --> 00:21:24,731
Yeah, but I left
some stuff in Pennsylvania.
515
00:21:24,731 --> 00:21:27,872
Well, look, I'm seeing Ashley
later tonight for drinks.
516
00:21:27,872 --> 00:21:30,427
Ashley!
517
00:21:30,427 --> 00:21:33,257
I didn't realize
she was back in town.
518
00:21:34,431 --> 00:21:35,846
Is Jenny going to be there?
519
00:21:35,846 --> 00:21:37,641
I haven't seen
your wife in ages.
520
00:21:37,641 --> 00:21:38,849
No, it'll just be
the three of us.
521
00:21:38,849 --> 00:21:40,437
I'm getting
the band back together.
522
00:21:40,782 --> 00:21:42,301
Stay.
523
00:21:44,579 --> 00:21:45,614
Yeah.
524
00:21:46,753 --> 00:21:48,065
Yeah.
525
00:21:48,065 --> 00:21:50,343
That sounds really good.
526
00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:52,483
[female reporter] Okay.
[clears throat]
527
00:21:52,483 --> 00:21:54,140
You have the phone.
528
00:21:54,140 --> 00:21:55,624
Okay, all right,
529
00:21:55,624 --> 00:21:57,488
and on...
530
00:21:57,488 --> 00:21:59,663
Three... Okay, we're good.
531
00:21:59,663 --> 00:22:02,010
On three, two...
532
00:22:02,010 --> 00:22:03,701
I'm standing on the future site
533
00:22:03,701 --> 00:22:05,979
of the new multi-million-dollar
technology center
534
00:22:05,979 --> 00:22:08,361
here on the campus of--
535
00:22:08,361 --> 00:22:10,501
Bird-Shit State... Just cut.
Cut, cut, cut, cut.
536
00:22:10,501 --> 00:22:11,606
Can you get this?
537
00:22:11,606 --> 00:22:14,160
I've seen her
on the evening news.
538
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:15,886
Masturbated to her.
539
00:22:15,886 --> 00:22:17,612
I wonder
if I can turn a fantasy
540
00:22:17,612 --> 00:22:19,924
into real-world fornication?
541
00:22:19,924 --> 00:22:21,374
I'd wish you luck, but...
542
00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:23,134
- Thank you.
- ...I feel awful.
543
00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:24,653
All right, so,
guys, it's just too noisy.
544
00:22:24,653 --> 00:22:26,172
We gotta lose the ducks.
Can we lose the ducks?
545
00:22:26,172 --> 00:22:28,208
- Somebody--
- Geese.
546
00:22:28,208 --> 00:22:29,762
Ducks are the small ones.
547
00:22:29,762 --> 00:22:32,868
Okay, well, can somebody
just escort the little bastards
back to the lake?
548
00:22:32,868 --> 00:22:34,870
Pond.
Lakes are the big ones.
549
00:22:36,216 --> 00:22:38,529
Well...
550
00:22:38,529 --> 00:22:42,119
We're here on the campus
of Podunk College
speaking with an authority
551
00:22:42,119 --> 00:22:43,879
on every damn thing
under the sun...
552
00:22:43,879 --> 00:22:45,329
[chuckling]
553
00:22:45,329 --> 00:22:47,158
...apparently.
554
00:22:47,158 --> 00:22:48,470
[geese honking]
555
00:22:50,921 --> 00:22:53,199
[goose honking]
556
00:22:54,545 --> 00:22:56,064
Back off.
557
00:22:56,064 --> 00:22:57,652
[honking]
558
00:22:57,652 --> 00:22:59,239
Did you...
Did you get it all?
559
00:22:59,239 --> 00:23:01,552
Well, I said I would,
and I will.
560
00:23:02,622 --> 00:23:04,831
I'm a little bit nervous.
561
00:23:04,831 --> 00:23:06,488
[exhales]
562
00:23:06,488 --> 00:23:08,663
- You're going to crush it.
- Okay.
563
00:23:08,663 --> 00:23:10,872
[whispering]
"We dipped our palms..."
564
00:23:10,872 --> 00:23:12,321
[Finny] How will we know?
565
00:23:12,321 --> 00:23:14,841
Is Gracie going to cue us?
Is there a particular word
she'll utter,
566
00:23:14,841 --> 00:23:17,188
and then we cue the trumpets
and sally forth?
567
00:23:18,604 --> 00:23:19,881
No, no one's sallying.
568
00:23:24,610 --> 00:23:26,715
[Hank thinking] Professors
should not hold signs.
569
00:23:26,715 --> 00:23:28,372
- They should know better.
- [goose honking]
570
00:23:28,372 --> 00:23:31,099
I mean, what's the ratio
of signs to change?
571
00:23:31,099 --> 00:23:33,170
We're taking billions of signs
over time,
572
00:23:33,170 --> 00:23:34,965
and maybe one, once,
573
00:23:34,965 --> 00:23:36,898
convinced someone
to change their mind?
574
00:23:36,898 --> 00:23:40,626
The only sign I like
is "Men Working in Trees",
575
00:23:40,626 --> 00:23:42,524
because then I know to look up,
576
00:23:42,524 --> 00:23:44,284
see the guy in the tree.
577
00:23:44,284 --> 00:23:46,045
[Paul] Okay, guys, just...
578
00:23:46,045 --> 00:23:49,635
Just make sure you make
a big enough scene so that
the cameras point to us.
579
00:23:49,635 --> 00:23:51,913
If we're not on the news,
then we weren't here.
580
00:23:52,741 --> 00:23:55,537
- Dude...
- Hmm?
581
00:23:55,537 --> 00:23:56,780
You spelled
"Humanities" wrong.
582
00:23:56,780 --> 00:23:58,885
What?
583
00:23:58,885 --> 00:24:01,957
- I-I was thinking of the Latin.
- You were not.
584
00:24:02,924 --> 00:24:04,719
[imperceptible]
585
00:24:09,275 --> 00:24:10,621
- [pecking and honking]
- Back off!
586
00:24:10,621 --> 00:24:13,106
- [honking and hissing]
- Shoo!
587
00:24:13,106 --> 00:24:15,384
You want to do this? Huh?
588
00:24:15,384 --> 00:24:17,076
- You want to do this?
- [honking]
589
00:24:17,076 --> 00:24:20,010
[chuckling] Yeah,
you picked the wrong day.
590
00:24:20,010 --> 00:24:21,770
- [goose honking]
- I've got all afternoon.
591
00:24:21,770 --> 00:24:23,600
[honking and screeching]
592
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:26,948
That man is chair
of the English department.
593
00:24:26,948 --> 00:24:29,088
Back off, Goosey!
594
00:24:29,088 --> 00:24:30,641
Come on,
you want a piece of this?
595
00:24:30,641 --> 00:24:32,160
[goose honking and screeching]
596
00:24:32,160 --> 00:24:34,127
- I'm gonna kick him
in the neck!
- Go film duck guy, go.
597
00:24:35,784 --> 00:24:36,992
[Emma] What's he doing?
598
00:24:36,992 --> 00:24:38,304
Come on, take your shot!
599
00:24:38,304 --> 00:24:40,513
He's mocking us
is what he's doing.
600
00:24:40,513 --> 00:24:43,171
[goose honking]
601
00:24:43,171 --> 00:24:44,862
Take some stills.
Get in there.
602
00:24:44,862 --> 00:24:46,105
[camera shutters clicking]
603
00:24:46,105 --> 00:24:47,865
[goose shrieking]
604
00:24:47,865 --> 00:24:49,488
[cameras clicking]
605
00:24:51,490 --> 00:24:52,698
In this corner,
606
00:24:52,698 --> 00:24:54,803
William Henry Devereaux
607
00:24:54,803 --> 00:24:56,460
of the English department,
608
00:24:56,460 --> 00:24:58,013
Railton College,
609
00:24:58,013 --> 00:25:00,464
and opposite me, a goose!
610
00:25:00,464 --> 00:25:02,708
[crowd laughing]
611
00:25:02,708 --> 00:25:04,157
[goose honking]
612
00:25:04,157 --> 00:25:06,297
We are here at a groundbreaking
613
00:25:06,297 --> 00:25:07,816
for a building
that is being paid for
614
00:25:07,816 --> 00:25:09,818
by cutting faculty!
615
00:25:09,818 --> 00:25:12,303
I heard that
directly from the mouth
616
00:25:12,303 --> 00:25:15,652
of the reliable, honorable,
other Jeffrey Epstein.
617
00:25:15,652 --> 00:25:17,550
No! No, I say!
618
00:25:17,550 --> 00:25:19,000
It will not stand!
619
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,484
- [goose honking]
- I will box
620
00:25:20,484 --> 00:25:22,003
one of Railton's beloved geese!
621
00:25:22,003 --> 00:25:24,833
I will box a goose a day
622
00:25:24,833 --> 00:25:27,215
until I get my budget
fully funded!
623
00:25:28,043 --> 00:25:29,666
I'll punch him
in the upper neck
624
00:25:29,666 --> 00:25:31,702
and I'll punch him
in the lower neck!
625
00:25:31,702 --> 00:25:34,671
The goose is mostly neck.
626
00:25:34,671 --> 00:25:36,569
- That idiot.
- [Dean Rose over speaker] Okay!
627
00:25:36,569 --> 00:25:38,122
- [Hank] I will box him, and...
- Over here, please!
628
00:25:38,122 --> 00:25:39,503
Over here, please!
629
00:25:39,503 --> 00:25:41,401
No cutting jobs!
630
00:25:41,401 --> 00:25:44,025
[chanting together]
No cutting jobs!
No cutting jobs!
631
00:25:44,025 --> 00:25:45,854
Ladies and gentlemen,
632
00:25:45,854 --> 00:25:47,649
I'd like to...
633
00:25:47,649 --> 00:25:48,754
[chanting] No cutting jobs!
634
00:25:48,754 --> 00:25:50,169
Here, buddy.
635
00:25:50,169 --> 00:25:51,411
Let's get out of here.
636
00:25:51,411 --> 00:25:52,654
- All right.
- Come on, come on, come on.
637
00:25:52,654 --> 00:25:54,932
I'd like to start
tonight's ceremony with a poem
638
00:25:54,932 --> 00:25:57,107
by our very own Gracie Dubois!
639
00:25:57,107 --> 00:26:00,179
[chanting continues]
No cutting jobs!
No cutting jobs!
640
00:26:00,179 --> 00:26:02,768
- No cutting jobs!
- Gracie Dubois, everyone.
641
00:26:02,768 --> 00:26:04,217
No cutting jobs!
642
00:26:04,217 --> 00:26:07,393
- Grace!
- No cutting jobs! No...
643
00:26:13,123 --> 00:26:14,676
You're going to love
this place.
644
00:26:14,676 --> 00:26:17,334
- She should be here.
- I told her to meet us at 5:00.
645
00:26:17,334 --> 00:26:19,439
- Lily!
- Whoo-hoo!
646
00:26:19,439 --> 00:26:21,510
[Tom] Aw, yeah!
647
00:26:21,510 --> 00:26:23,443
Oh, my God,
it's so good to see you.
648
00:26:23,443 --> 00:26:24,755
Oh, buddy.
649
00:26:24,755 --> 00:26:26,792
So? How'd it go?
Did you get the gig?
650
00:26:26,792 --> 00:26:28,069
They loved her.
651
00:26:28,069 --> 00:26:29,415
Let's go look
for apartments right now.
652
00:26:29,415 --> 00:26:30,899
Oh, that sounds so fun.
653
00:26:30,899 --> 00:26:33,212
[Tom] It does sound fun.
Not going to happen.
We were hoodwinked.
654
00:26:33,212 --> 00:26:34,696
The whole interview was a con.
655
00:26:34,696 --> 00:26:36,525
She leveraged us, Ash.
656
00:26:36,525 --> 00:26:38,079
Leverage for what?
657
00:26:38,079 --> 00:26:39,874
Her cutthroat
public school job.
658
00:26:41,289 --> 00:26:43,809
You scammer!
So you just flash your tits
at the old flame,
659
00:26:43,809 --> 00:26:45,120
and he comes running.
660
00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,260
- I did not flash my tits.
- I did not run.
661
00:26:47,260 --> 00:26:48,814
- You two never change.
- It was just...
662
00:26:48,814 --> 00:26:51,161
You know,
it was just business.
663
00:26:51,161 --> 00:26:52,438
- Yeah.
- I do feel bad, though.
664
00:26:52,438 --> 00:26:53,957
Well, you shouldn't.
665
00:26:53,957 --> 00:26:55,475
Uh, since we seem to be
truth-telling,
666
00:26:55,475 --> 00:26:56,580
I haven't had a drink yet,
667
00:26:56,580 --> 00:26:59,756
but, um, the job wasn't, uh,
668
00:26:59,756 --> 00:27:02,379
how shall we say,
really available.
669
00:27:02,379 --> 00:27:03,760
What do you mean?
670
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:05,071
Well, you didn't hear this
from me,
671
00:27:05,071 --> 00:27:06,555
and I didn't want
to bum you out,
672
00:27:06,555 --> 00:27:07,902
but there was
this huge meeting last week
673
00:27:07,902 --> 00:27:09,731
about how they wanted to
re-commit to diversity hiring,
674
00:27:09,731 --> 00:27:10,974
and, so...
675
00:27:10,974 --> 00:27:13,597
- Oh.
- Yeah.
676
00:27:13,597 --> 00:27:15,668
Okay. Yeah, I get that.
677
00:27:15,668 --> 00:27:18,015
I really thought
we were going to have her
back in New York,
678
00:27:18,015 --> 00:27:20,500
but, well, that's our Lily,
679
00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:21,674
always playing us.
680
00:27:21,674 --> 00:27:23,918
What? That's not me,
I don't play people.
681
00:27:23,918 --> 00:27:26,403
Oh, shut up and get me a drink.
682
00:27:26,403 --> 00:27:27,956
[Tom] Yes. Uh, drinks!
683
00:27:27,956 --> 00:27:29,717
Are you thinking of
getting some food, gentlemen?
684
00:27:29,717 --> 00:27:32,512
- The drink of the day
is a Mikhail Gorbachev.
- What's that?
685
00:27:32,512 --> 00:27:35,343
It's a Moscow Mule,
served in a Glasnost.
686
00:27:35,343 --> 00:27:36,447
[scoffs and snorts]
687
00:27:36,447 --> 00:27:37,586
[groans]
688
00:27:37,586 --> 00:27:39,554
Uh, I'll leave you guys to it.
689
00:27:41,073 --> 00:27:42,143
[Tony] They changed the menu,
690
00:27:42,143 --> 00:27:44,524
without warning.
691
00:27:44,524 --> 00:27:47,838
I didn't come this restaurant.
I came to the one
that has the shrimp I like.
692
00:27:47,838 --> 00:27:49,288
[Hank whispers]
Bait and switch.
693
00:27:49,288 --> 00:27:50,703
I'm ordering off the old menu.
694
00:27:50,703 --> 00:27:52,636
[Hank] From memory?
695
00:27:52,636 --> 00:27:54,845
I believe death
will come quickly for me.
696
00:27:54,845 --> 00:27:56,709
Uh, change of subject?
697
00:27:56,709 --> 00:27:59,539
Not because I want it to,
but because
698
00:27:59,539 --> 00:28:01,162
most of the deepest
experiences of my life
699
00:28:01,162 --> 00:28:03,026
have been unexpected.
700
00:28:03,026 --> 00:28:05,373
The important thing is
we must prepare to transcend.
701
00:28:05,373 --> 00:28:06,823
Did something happen?
702
00:28:06,823 --> 00:28:08,203
My ex got remarried.
703
00:28:08,203 --> 00:28:09,895
- That was years ago.
- The other one.
704
00:28:09,895 --> 00:28:12,207
We had an implicit promise
that we would get back together
705
00:28:12,207 --> 00:28:14,451
- if we were both still single
when we turned 70.
- [speaking indistinctly]
706
00:28:14,451 --> 00:28:15,832
I had no intention
of keeping it.
707
00:28:15,832 --> 00:28:17,040
I hate her, but still.
708
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:18,731
Pay attention,
I'm getting somewhere.
709
00:28:18,731 --> 00:28:20,284
You have my attention.
710
00:28:20,284 --> 00:28:22,390
I've decided fornication
711
00:28:22,390 --> 00:28:24,357
may no longer be
the primary goal.
712
00:28:24,357 --> 00:28:26,325
It may, in fact,
be counterproductive.
713
00:28:26,325 --> 00:28:28,189
You have half my attention.
714
00:28:28,189 --> 00:28:30,501
The body deteriorates.
715
00:28:30,501 --> 00:28:32,814
It reminds us that time,
716
00:28:32,814 --> 00:28:36,473
although an illusion,
is a robust one.
717
00:28:36,473 --> 00:28:38,095
All we can do is watch.
718
00:28:38,095 --> 00:28:41,064
First go the knees,
then the spleen,
719
00:28:41,064 --> 00:28:44,101
then the rest of the body,
the whole thing,
720
00:28:44,101 --> 00:28:46,655
until we're just
a ghost in the machine,
721
00:28:46,655 --> 00:28:48,588
then no machine.
722
00:28:48,588 --> 00:28:51,177
Casey Jones without a train.
723
00:28:52,938 --> 00:28:54,422
[Paul] There he is,
724
00:28:54,905 --> 00:28:56,735
the bird boxer.
725
00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:58,288
Quite a prank.
726
00:28:58,288 --> 00:28:59,945
- Say thank you.
- Look--
727
00:28:59,945 --> 00:29:01,256
You knew what we were planning.
728
00:29:01,256 --> 00:29:02,430
Said he didn't want
any part of it.
729
00:29:02,430 --> 00:29:06,020
- I--
- Then you go and upstage
the entire thing.
730
00:29:06,020 --> 00:29:08,401
- The whole goddamn thing.
- Shut up, Billie.
731
00:29:08,401 --> 00:29:10,058
The whole goddamn thing.
732
00:29:10,058 --> 00:29:13,061
In my defense,
the goose was an asshole.
733
00:29:13,061 --> 00:29:15,098
[Paul] In your defense,
734
00:29:15,098 --> 00:29:17,686
it was a pretty big F-U
to the administration
735
00:29:17,686 --> 00:29:19,758
for a guy who says
he's not a union man.
736
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,072
Come join us, jackass.
737
00:29:28,594 --> 00:29:30,044
[rapping fingers on tabletop]
738
00:29:30,044 --> 00:29:32,218
[laughing] No, listen,
listen, listen.
739
00:29:32,218 --> 00:29:34,911
So, there wasn't
a school system
in the country
740
00:29:34,911 --> 00:29:36,533
that wasn't
completely uprooted by Covid,
741
00:29:36,533 --> 00:29:37,914
but even, you know,
742
00:29:37,914 --> 00:29:40,640
with all the staff turnover
and the budget fights,
743
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:41,918
and all the other crap
that goes along with it,
744
00:29:41,918 --> 00:29:43,643
- I've got to say
we fared pretty well.
- [Tom] Pretty well?
745
00:29:43,643 --> 00:29:45,784
Top 20 charter school
in the city.
746
00:29:45,784 --> 00:29:47,993
Top 15, depending on
which report you read.
747
00:29:47,993 --> 00:29:50,478
Last week, I cleaned up
a student's piss
748
00:29:50,478 --> 00:29:52,652
because my janitor
felt it was beneath him.
749
00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:55,932
Gross.
750
00:29:55,932 --> 00:29:57,416
[chuckles]
751
00:29:58,658 --> 00:30:00,315
You know what it is?
752
00:30:00,315 --> 00:30:02,145
This Arlyle job,
753
00:30:02,145 --> 00:30:04,526
it, like,
got my engine running again.
754
00:30:04,526 --> 00:30:07,944
I'm listening to you
talk about your schools
and your careers,
755
00:30:07,944 --> 00:30:11,326
and that's the reason
that we went to grad school
756
00:30:11,326 --> 00:30:13,397
in the first place.
That was always the dream,
757
00:30:13,397 --> 00:30:16,815
and I just... miss it.
758
00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:18,368
Miss it?
759
00:30:18,368 --> 00:30:20,819
I'm sure you talk like this
at home all the time, no?
760
00:30:20,819 --> 00:30:22,579
[chuckles ruefully]
761
00:30:22,579 --> 00:30:23,925
Oh, my God.
762
00:30:23,925 --> 00:30:25,030
Do you know
763
00:30:25,030 --> 00:30:26,479
Hank just publicly announced
764
00:30:26,479 --> 00:30:28,930
that all the students
and teachers at Railton
765
00:30:28,930 --> 00:30:31,691
should resign themselves
to their mediocrity.
766
00:30:33,141 --> 00:30:34,349
- Oh, shit.
- Oh...
767
00:30:34,349 --> 00:30:37,490
Yeah. I mean,
he was kidding,
768
00:30:37,490 --> 00:30:40,217
but, no, he wasn't.
769
00:30:40,217 --> 00:30:42,530
- [all chattering indistinctly]
- Whoa!
770
00:30:42,530 --> 00:30:44,463
[Tony] Hey!
771
00:30:44,463 --> 00:30:45,878
What's everybody else having?
772
00:30:45,878 --> 00:30:47,500
- [laughing]
- [Hank] That's a good one...
773
00:30:47,500 --> 00:30:49,502
- [all groaning and muttering]
- You're a mean lady.
774
00:30:49,502 --> 00:30:51,435
- Let's do this.
- There we go.
775
00:30:51,435 --> 00:30:53,541
Uh, here is to Dickie Pope
776
00:30:53,541 --> 00:30:56,026
and the look on his face.
777
00:30:56,026 --> 00:30:57,579
- Oh, wow.
- [all clinking glasses]
778
00:30:59,374 --> 00:31:01,376
Oh, Gracie,
your poem, your ode.
779
00:31:01,376 --> 00:31:02,791
You never had a chance
to read it.
780
00:31:02,791 --> 00:31:04,034
[Billie] Come on,
we want to hear it.
781
00:31:04,034 --> 00:31:05,449
[all agreeing]
Come on!
782
00:31:05,449 --> 00:31:06,899
[Hank] Go ahead. Yeah!
783
00:31:06,899 --> 00:31:09,902
No, I think the focus
is split at the moment.
784
00:31:09,902 --> 00:31:11,490
- [Hank] We wanna hear it.
- [Emma] Come on.
785
00:31:11,490 --> 00:31:13,388
Trust us,
this will never happen again,
786
00:31:13,388 --> 00:31:14,596
- so...
- [all laughing]
787
00:31:14,596 --> 00:31:16,840
We're happy to hear it.
Go for it.
788
00:31:18,048 --> 00:31:19,981
[tapping glass]
789
00:31:25,090 --> 00:31:29,404
"We dipped our palms
in chalk to
790
00:31:29,404 --> 00:31:32,511
keep our hands
from letting go,
791
00:31:32,511 --> 00:31:34,582
and..."
792
00:31:39,207 --> 00:31:40,381
[June] Go on, Gracie.
793
00:31:40,381 --> 00:31:42,452
This is as quiet
as the bar's going to get.
794
00:31:43,384 --> 00:31:44,937
- No, I--
- Yeah, finish the poem.
795
00:31:44,937 --> 00:31:47,422
- Yeah, come on.
- Finish it.
796
00:31:47,422 --> 00:31:48,803
That's the end.
797
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:51,633
So read the beginning.
798
00:31:53,290 --> 00:31:56,431
No, that...
That was the...
799
00:31:56,431 --> 00:31:58,951
Well, perhaps
you can read it again
800
00:31:58,951 --> 00:32:01,022
now that we know more
about what to expect.
801
00:32:01,022 --> 00:32:03,300
You did end it with an "and".
802
00:32:06,648 --> 00:32:07,856
[voicemail beeps]
803
00:32:07,856 --> 00:32:09,893
[Hank on voicemail] Hey, Lil,
uh, the weirdest thing,
804
00:32:09,893 --> 00:32:12,137
but, well, you don't
have to worry about me.
805
00:32:12,137 --> 00:32:14,449
I boxed this goose.
806
00:32:14,449 --> 00:32:16,865
He was...
Well, he was being a jerk,
807
00:32:16,865 --> 00:32:19,730
and, well,
now the faculty like me?
808
00:32:19,730 --> 00:32:22,112
Um, okay.
I'm sorry I keep missing you.
809
00:32:22,112 --> 00:32:23,562
[voicemail beeps]
810
00:32:23,562 --> 00:32:25,598
[Lily on voicemail]
Um, please don't
hurt any animals.
811
00:32:25,598 --> 00:32:28,394
I mean, I would have
said something
before I left,
812
00:32:28,394 --> 00:32:29,775
but, um...[laughing]
813
00:32:29,775 --> 00:32:31,708
But, um, I thought you knew.
814
00:32:31,708 --> 00:32:33,261
So... Okay.
815
00:32:33,261 --> 00:32:35,746
- Um, so I'm going to take
the later train.
-[voicemail beeps]
816
00:32:35,746 --> 00:32:37,748
[Hank on voicemail]
I missed your call again.
817
00:32:37,748 --> 00:32:40,130
Sorry, it's so noisy here.
818
00:32:40,130 --> 00:32:42,477
I'm out having drinks
with the department.
819
00:32:42,477 --> 00:32:44,686
Wish you were here!
820
00:32:44,686 --> 00:32:47,827
Uh... Oh, why did you
change your train?
821
00:32:47,827 --> 00:32:49,243
[voicemail beeps]
822
00:32:49,243 --> 00:32:51,141
[Lily on voicemail]
Hey, my phone was in my bag.
823
00:32:51,141 --> 00:32:53,592
I wish I saw your call.
824
00:32:53,592 --> 00:32:55,766
Not a great idea
to have drinks with them.
825
00:32:55,766 --> 00:32:58,493
You don't like them,
so you should go home,
826
00:32:58,493 --> 00:33:01,427
- and I will see you there.
- [voicemail beeps]
827
00:33:01,427 --> 00:33:02,808
[Hank on voicemail]
Hey, uh,
828
00:33:02,808 --> 00:33:06,018
why are you
on a later train, huh?
829
00:33:06,018 --> 00:33:08,641
It doesn't matter.
830
00:33:08,641 --> 00:33:10,402
It's just...
Take whatever train.
831
00:33:10,402 --> 00:33:12,921
It's just, you know,
there's a certain amount
of planning that goes into
832
00:33:12,921 --> 00:33:14,509
picking someone up
at the train station.
833
00:33:14,509 --> 00:33:17,547
It's just...
Anyway, that's...
That's all.
834
00:33:19,307 --> 00:33:20,964
[Teddy] Hey, Hank's on TV!
835
00:33:20,964 --> 00:33:23,035
Hey, Meg! Turn it up.
836
00:33:24,312 --> 00:33:25,520
[female reporter on TV]
...Railton College,
837
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,454
a fight broke out
of a very unusual kind,
838
00:33:28,454 --> 00:33:31,043
but what started
as a silly prank
839
00:33:31,043 --> 00:33:34,667
ended up being
a serious challenge
to the school brass.
840
00:33:34,667 --> 00:33:36,359
Now we are here
at a groundbreaking...
841
00:33:36,359 --> 00:33:37,843
- [all whooping]
- ... for a building
842
00:33:37,843 --> 00:33:40,742
that has been paid for
by cutting faculty!
843
00:33:40,742 --> 00:33:43,331
- [all cheering]
- Yes! Yes! Yes!
844
00:33:43,331 --> 00:33:45,230
[Hank, on report] ...one of
Railton's beloved geese...
845
00:33:45,230 --> 00:33:47,301
I will box a goose a day
846
00:33:47,301 --> 00:33:49,510
until I get my budget
fully funded!
847
00:33:49,510 --> 00:33:50,649
Come on!
848
00:33:50,649 --> 00:33:53,238
- Did I say all that?
- I'm texting her now.
849
00:33:53,238 --> 00:33:54,791
- Texting who?
- Missy.
850
00:33:54,791 --> 00:33:56,344
- Missy who?
- The journalist.
851
00:34:02,005 --> 00:34:03,869
[cell phone ringing]
852
00:34:05,940 --> 00:34:07,597
[cell phone ringing]
853
00:34:07,597 --> 00:34:09,806
Hey! I was just
going to call you!
854
00:34:09,806 --> 00:34:11,083
Why are you still there?
855
00:34:11,083 --> 00:34:13,189
I'm having a drink
with Tom and Ashley.
856
00:34:13,189 --> 00:34:15,260
Who? W-What?
857
00:34:15,260 --> 00:34:16,571
I can't hear you.
858
00:34:16,571 --> 00:34:19,091
I am having a drink
with Tom and Ashley,
859
00:34:19,091 --> 00:34:21,473
so, um, I'm going to be
on a later train.
860
00:34:21,473 --> 00:34:22,681
I'll take a taxi.
861
00:34:23,820 --> 00:34:25,546
[Hank] Yeah,
I'll come get you.
862
00:34:25,546 --> 00:34:27,893
- Tell me when
the train gets in.
- Um, I don't know yet.
863
00:34:27,893 --> 00:34:30,620
- [Hank] Okay, well,
text me when you know.
- [mouthing]
864
00:34:31,310 --> 00:34:33,036
I'll pick you up.
865
00:34:33,036 --> 00:34:35,970
Just... Just tell me
when you get here.
866
00:34:37,730 --> 00:34:40,733
Lil? Are you still there?
867
00:34:42,252 --> 00:34:43,529
Um, yep.
868
00:34:43,529 --> 00:34:45,531
Yeah, yeah, I will text you.
869
00:34:45,531 --> 00:34:46,912
Okay, love you, love you.
870
00:34:46,912 --> 00:34:48,051
Okay, uh, what?
871
00:34:48,051 --> 00:34:49,984
Uh... [sighs]
872
00:35:02,824 --> 00:35:04,964
The artwork
above the urinals is...
873
00:35:04,964 --> 00:35:07,139
I mean, masterpiece.
874
00:35:07,139 --> 00:35:09,417
I need another one of these.
875
00:35:09,417 --> 00:35:10,591
He still loves bathroom decor.
876
00:35:10,591 --> 00:35:12,558
He just kissed me.
877
00:35:12,558 --> 00:35:14,250
What?
878
00:35:14,250 --> 00:35:15,975
O-okay, hang on,
879
00:35:15,975 --> 00:35:17,908
That was playing around.
That was not a real kiss.
880
00:35:17,908 --> 00:35:20,566
- Tom...
- I thought we were flirting.
881
00:35:20,566 --> 00:35:21,809
Yeah, we were flirting,
882
00:35:21,809 --> 00:35:23,604
and then you ruined it.
883
00:35:23,604 --> 00:35:25,744
- I was on the phone
with my husband.
- Right.
884
00:35:25,744 --> 00:35:28,816
I was making a joke.
Who in their right mind
would kiss somebody
885
00:35:28,816 --> 00:35:30,128
that was on the phone
with their husband?
886
00:35:30,128 --> 00:35:31,853
- That was the joke--
- I'm married, you're married.
887
00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,133
[Ashley] Actually...
888
00:35:36,479 --> 00:35:37,756
We're separated.
889
00:35:37,756 --> 00:35:39,965
It's been a few months.
I was going to tell you.
890
00:35:39,965 --> 00:35:43,658
We tried.
It was a lot of therapy,
not a lot of result.
891
00:35:43,658 --> 00:35:45,764
Well, I'm sorry...
892
00:35:47,006 --> 00:35:48,732
But I still feel like
you're not hearing me.
893
00:35:48,732 --> 00:35:49,940
I mean, that?
894
00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:52,322
That... [sighs]
895
00:35:52,322 --> 00:35:54,462
Was not okay.
896
00:35:55,636 --> 00:35:57,534
I'm so sorry.
897
00:36:00,296 --> 00:36:01,538
Okay.
898
00:36:03,402 --> 00:36:04,438
This was so wonderful,
you guys...
899
00:36:04,438 --> 00:36:06,025
Oh, Lil...
900
00:36:06,025 --> 00:36:07,717
...but I'm just
going to get going, so...
901
00:36:08,649 --> 00:36:10,168
Bye.
902
00:36:35,227 --> 00:36:37,195
All right.
903
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:40,198
There you are,
and this one is for Hank.
904
00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:41,578
Tell him it's on me.
905
00:36:41,578 --> 00:36:44,202
After taking away
your classes? No.
906
00:36:46,065 --> 00:36:48,171
What are you talking about?
It was the administration.
907
00:36:48,171 --> 00:36:51,209
Mmm-mmm, it was him,
and if he tells you
that I asked him to,
908
00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:53,521
I'm telling you
that I was just spouting off.
909
00:36:53,521 --> 00:36:55,489
I didn't think
he'd go through with it.
910
00:36:55,489 --> 00:36:58,837
Who listens to somebody
ranting at 2:00 a.m?
911
00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:06,741
Gracie, um, I've...
912
00:37:06,741 --> 00:37:09,503
I've never been a fan
of minimalist poetry,
913
00:37:09,503 --> 00:37:11,505
but I gotta say--
914
00:37:11,505 --> 00:37:12,713
You are not getting
your parking space back.
915
00:37:12,713 --> 00:37:14,370
No, no...
916
00:37:16,406 --> 00:37:17,994
- Good to go?
- Yeah, let's go.
917
00:37:17,994 --> 00:37:19,064
Oh, hey, Hank, here you go.
918
00:37:19,064 --> 00:37:20,307
- No, no, I'm fine.
- No?
919
00:37:20,307 --> 00:37:23,241
- Yeah, we're done.
- Hey, guys,
the conquering hero here
920
00:37:23,241 --> 00:37:24,656
- has to go home.
- No, no...
921
00:37:24,656 --> 00:37:26,174
[others] No!
922
00:37:26,174 --> 00:37:27,624
- I'm not a hero--
- [all groaning in protest]
923
00:37:27,624 --> 00:37:28,832
- I'm not a hero.
- We're done.
924
00:37:28,832 --> 00:37:30,040
- Yeah...
- We're done here.
925
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:31,352
We are done.
926
00:37:31,352 --> 00:37:33,251
Yeah, right,
we're done here, we're done.
927
00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:34,459
We're done here!
928
00:37:34,459 --> 00:37:36,219
- No, we're not done.
- [Tony] Okay.
929
00:37:36,219 --> 00:37:37,393
You're, uh...
930
00:37:37,393 --> 00:37:38,911
- This is the guy from, uh...
- Yes.
931
00:37:38,911 --> 00:37:40,050
You think
you're pretty funny, huh?
932
00:37:40,050 --> 00:37:42,052
Professor A-hole.
933
00:37:42,052 --> 00:37:43,295
[Billie laughing]
Professor A-hole.
934
00:37:43,295 --> 00:37:44,710
I like that.
935
00:37:44,710 --> 00:37:47,230
- Come on, let's--
- Geese have feelings, too,
all right? Just like us.
936
00:37:47,230 --> 00:37:49,301
Well, they have feelings,
but not like us.
937
00:37:49,301 --> 00:37:51,130
- You think that's funny?
- Well, it's factual.
938
00:37:51,130 --> 00:37:52,960
It's a little funny,
don't you think?
939
00:37:52,960 --> 00:37:54,064
You know what I think
is funny?
940
00:37:54,064 --> 00:37:55,721
- Whoa!
- Whoa, hey!
941
00:37:55,721 --> 00:37:57,482
- [Paul] What's going on?
- [all shouting] Whoa!
942
00:37:57,482 --> 00:37:59,104
[groaning] That's assault!
943
00:37:59,104 --> 00:38:01,624
- You're going to jail!
- You're going to jail!
944
00:38:01,624 --> 00:38:03,453
No one is going to jail!
945
00:38:04,592 --> 00:38:05,628
[Tony] God is dead,
946
00:38:05,628 --> 00:38:07,181
- and we have killed him.
- [speaking indistinctly]
947
00:38:07,181 --> 00:38:09,079
Nietzsche's point
isn't that we should
live in despair
948
00:38:09,079 --> 00:38:11,634
of ever finding meaning
just because we've abandoned
the magical dogma
949
00:38:11,634 --> 00:38:13,291
of our particular age.
950
00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:14,844
Nietzsche wasn't a nihilist.
951
00:38:15,327 --> 00:38:17,156
"God is dead,
952
00:38:17,156 --> 00:38:19,020
and we have killed him."
953
00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:21,609
This is not cause for despair,
but celebration,
954
00:38:21,609 --> 00:38:23,749
for we have been liberated
by that murder
955
00:38:23,749 --> 00:38:25,130
to do what Nietzsche believed
956
00:38:25,130 --> 00:38:28,167
was the essential task
of all our lives.
957
00:38:30,342 --> 00:38:32,931
To make meaning
from the world as we find it,
958
00:38:32,931 --> 00:38:34,933
not as we wish it to be.
959
00:38:34,933 --> 00:38:36,383
[voicemail beeps]
960
00:38:36,383 --> 00:38:40,214
[Lily] It just got late,
and so I decided
to stay in the city.
961
00:38:40,214 --> 00:38:43,113
Being in New York again,
it feels like I'm back
in my 20s,
962
00:38:43,113 --> 00:38:45,944
like there was...
There was so much possibility
963
00:38:45,944 --> 00:38:49,016
and surprises, you know.
964
00:38:49,016 --> 00:38:50,811
Anyway, I hope you went home,
965
00:38:50,811 --> 00:38:54,677
like I told you to,
and are curled up
in a warm bed,
966
00:38:54,677 --> 00:38:57,956
and have managed
to stay out of the hospital.
Ha, ha.
967
00:38:57,956 --> 00:38:59,992
All right, uh, good night.
968
00:38:59,992 --> 00:39:01,097
["In The Park"
by The Jujus playing]
969
00:39:01,097 --> 00:39:03,444
♪ I, I can see ♪
970
00:39:03,444 --> 00:39:05,170
♪ You and me ♪
971
00:39:05,170 --> 00:39:07,966
- ♪ Walking hand in hand
Through the park... ♪
- [voicemail beeps]