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Hey. I got you--
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Oh, thank you.
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Hmm.
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You're going to do great.
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They're going to love you,
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and you're going to get
what you need
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to bring back to the principal,
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and he's going to have to
take you seriously.
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Yeah.
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I know.
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Is there something else?
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I think I'm worried about you.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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[car approaching]
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You've been a bit more
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Hank-like than usual.
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[chuckles]
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Have I?
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Yeah.
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I don't know.
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I got it, I got it.
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Okay.
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Okay. Bye.
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Bye.
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See you in a couple of days.
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I have this weird feeling
you're going to end up in jail.
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Or the hospital?
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{\an8}[theme music playing]
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[geese honking overhead]
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{\an8}[Chandler] You know how they
figure out which one leads?
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[student] I don't know.
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{\an8}Seniority?
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{\an8}Experience?
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It's hardest to lead
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because they get
all the wind resistance.
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But one goose will always
bear the burden.
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{\an8}Each bird,
as it flaps its wings,
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{\an8}is creating lift for their fellow birds,
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{\an8}except for the leader out front,
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always hardest on the leader.
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What if the leader
leads them into a jet engine?
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That does happen.
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{\an8}Often, people die, too, at least,
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{\an8}so it's even.
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[geese honking overhead]
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- [knocking on door]
- Mr. Devereaux? I apologize.
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He'll be ready
in just a few more minutes.
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[Hank] Oh, thank you.
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{\an8}[Dickie] Hank!
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I'm President Dickie Pope.
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We've met four times.
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I remember.
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I remember, too.
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Please sit down,
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if you want.
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I'm going to sit down.
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So, are you hungry?
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Would you like something to eat?
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{\an8}Uh, I'll see the menu.
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{\an8}Joke. Good.
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Hank, keep that sense of humor.
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It's going to come in handy.
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Hank, you are
the only department head
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{\an8}who has not submitted
a list of faculty to cut.
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{\an8}In that way, I'm outstanding.
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{\an8}You are outstanding, Professor.
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{\an8}You are an accomplished professor,
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and a very well-regarded novelist.
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I have your book...
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It's not there.
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[Hank] Yeah, that's been happening.
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It's been disappearing from the shelves
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of private collections
all around the country,
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only to reappear later in a field,
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claiming an extraordinary experience.
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Why haven't you submitted a list?
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No one reason.
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- Please elaborate.
- Can't.
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There's no reason that I can think of.
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Granted, I haven't given it a thought.
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You are missing an opportunity.
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This would be the first time.
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As you are aware,
it is virtually impossible
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to fire a tenured professor for cause.
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- [faintly] Yeah.
- You are saddled with your department,
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the good and the bad.
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These budget cuts present an opportunity
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to remove the ones, and I'm sure
you know who they are already,
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who shouldn't be here.
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You will reshape your department.
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Everybody will be better off.
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You will bring in
new professors in the future,
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ones you have chosen yourself.
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Yeah, but how could we afford that?
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Won't much of the money
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be going to this
Technical Careers Complex?
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There seems to be
a misunderstanding here.
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The university is not spending a dime
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on the Epstein Center.
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{\an8}Epstein is.
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It's a gift.
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He paid for the building,
the staff, and maintenance
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for 10 years.
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He's coming to
the groundbreaking tomorrow...
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[Hank thinking]
I'll bet the tiny tree business
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{\an8}is hard to break into.
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{\an8}I mean, it's not worth building
a machine to make 'em.
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{\an8}It's got to be by hand,
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{\an8}or maybe they just, you know,
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{\an8}cut down a tiny forest somewhere,
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{\an8}completely ignoring what must be
a sizeable crowd of Smurf protesters.
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Yeah.
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Look, nothing about
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the Jeffrey Epstein
Technical Careers Center
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looks good.
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You're referring to the name.
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People are familiar
with the many instances
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in which young women were attacked
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by a technical careers center.
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Different Jeffrey Epstein.
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This one made two billion on air fryers.
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We're adding a "Q".
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Queer fryers?
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It will be
the Jeffrey Q. Epstein Center.
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What's his middle name?
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He doesn't have one.
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He's not thrilled with the "Q".
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The legislature is cutting
our budget by 23%.
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Please make a list so we are prepared.
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I've gotten this far
without making a list.
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If I were to start now,
I'd feel like a quitter.
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No.
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Uh, look, Dickie, um,
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you're new around here.
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Every year,
those geniuses in Harrisburg,
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they threaten cuts,
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and every year, they don't,
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because, as we've established,
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they don't like not looking good.
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This year is different.
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Because of how time works?
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[Dickie] They likely will
give us what we ask for,
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but I'm not asking for it.
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All my predecessors
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have begged year after year
for more money.
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I'm not going to do that.
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I'm lobbying for less money.
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The school's too fat.
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[Hank] Shut the door, please.
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I talked to Dickie Pope.
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What? When?
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Earlier today.
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He called me into his office.
He wanted to talk to me.
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[Paul] To talk about the cuts?
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And you went?
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Did you give him a list?
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Do you think
I would make a list?
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Tell me
you didn't give him a list.
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If I told you I didn't give him a list,
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would you believe me?
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No.
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Then I'm not telling you.
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You went to see Dickie Pope
without talking to us first?
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It wouldn't have
made a difference, Paul.
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[Paul] Wouldn't have made
a difference?
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Screw you!
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We could have had
a strategy session,
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brought Leslie in.
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Whew! I missed out on a strategy session
with Leslie.
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You see us out there, right?
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You see that we think
we can have a voice in this,
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that we need to.
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You're the one without a voice.
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You just decided
it doesn't matter what we think.
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["I Just Got The News"
by The Gentrys playing]
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[Paul's voice fading out]
You see, that's the exact reason
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collective action fails...
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[music track drowning out Paul]
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...because when you undermine the union,
you're undermining all of us!
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♪ What am I gonna do? ♪
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♪ No matter what I do ♪
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♪ But I've done everything I can... ♪
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{\an8}[car horns honking]
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[Tom] Lily!
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Tom.
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Hi!
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Are you kidding me?
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- Who are you?
- Well, hi.
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[Tom chuckles]
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- Great to see you.
- You too.
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So the students
don't have any textbooks?
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[Tom] No, it's all digital.
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They have access to whatever
they need on them at any time.
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It means more personal connections
between students,
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and between teachers and students.
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Dina! Way to crush it at the regionals.
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Excellent work.
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Regional physics challenge.
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She is amazing.
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The kids look too happy.
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Yeah, I know,
it takes some getting used to,
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but trust me,
this is not all for show.
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Every choice we make
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has been backed
by lots of research.
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What?
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No, I'm just...
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I'm just trying to square this new Tom
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with the one who, um, quit his job
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- by telling his boss to get cancer.
- Ah.
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That was a long time ago.
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- I heard he actually did die of cancer...
- Oh!
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- ...so I must be careful with my power.
- No... [laughing]
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This administration is crazy supportive,
they're open-minded.
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You're going to be walking into
a very smoothly-run ecosystem--
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If... If I get this job.
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Sure, "if", "if".
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No pressure,
but you'd better nail this interview.
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You have any idea how many
hand jobs I had to give
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to get you this meeting?
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- Three.
- Eight.
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They were all on myself, to set the mood,
but still, I am exhausted.
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I should take a video
of myself right here
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and send it to my principal.
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Guy would crap his pants.
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Yeah?
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You ready to burn that bridge?
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Oh, I'm ready for him
to give me everything I want.
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What do you mean?
What do you want?
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Well, it's just, you know,
if I stayed in Railton,
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this interview could give me
some leverage.
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Leverage?
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Well, don't you want this job?
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Oh, well, yeah.
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I mean, yeah, but, um...
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I mean, if I'm honest,
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a move would be
really hard for me right now.
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Well, oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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- Lily!
- I'm sorry, Tom.
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I didn't think--
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If I had seen you here
and how much you care,
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then I wouldn't have--
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- [scoffs]
- Do you want me to go?
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You could say that I got sick or died,
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or got kidnapped by big city rats.
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You can't bail now!
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If you do,
I'll look like an idiot.
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Just go in there and be great.
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Well, no, no, don't be great.
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Just be... medium great.
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- [whimpers]
- Can you be medium?
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Okay.
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[grunting]
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I know that you care about
those professors,
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despite the fact that
you would never admit that,
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but you complain about these people
all the time,
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about their incompetence,
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and in the end,
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don't you have to think
about the students?
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That's not the point.
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I'm having a hard time
figuring out what the point is lately.
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I have this weird feeling
you're going to end up in jail.
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Or the hospital?
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[Tony] In the hospital?
265
00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,001
Or jail.
266
00:12:31,001 --> 00:12:32,502
I think they're very different places.
267
00:12:32,502 --> 00:12:34,963
Yeah, so, what's the common thread?
268
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:36,590
I don't know, uh...
269
00:12:36,590 --> 00:12:37,799
Trouble?
270
00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:39,426
Loss of control?
271
00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,470
Yeah, that's not insight.
272
00:12:41,470 --> 00:12:43,013
All right.
273
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,514
Let me think.
You punch.
274
00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,475
All right, let's draw on philosophy.
275
00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:47,809
Let's articulate the question.
276
00:12:47,809 --> 00:12:50,228
Yeah. Why is Lily upset with me?
277
00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:51,855
[Tony] I can't solve that with philosophy.
278
00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,356
Here's something we can tackle,
279
00:12:53,356 --> 00:12:54,649
what's a good and moral way
280
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:57,319
for you to handle
your current work crisis?
281
00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:58,653
How should you act?
282
00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:01,615
- Do nothing.
- No, you act according to your desire,
283
00:13:01,615 --> 00:13:03,617
unless you're a Buddhist,
then you should desire nothing.
284
00:13:03,617 --> 00:13:05,118
That eliminates suffering.
285
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:07,829
See, that's my problem with Buddhism.
286
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:09,873
Suffering,
287
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:11,917
that's my sweet spot, right?
288
00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:14,252
At least I know I'm alive,
I'm feeling something.
289
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:18,590
Huh. Maybe Lily wants you to feel
something more than suffering.
290
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:21,134
- Why would she want that?
- I don't know, you tell me.
291
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,677
One word per punch.
Let it out.
292
00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:23,762
Because!
293
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:24,888
It's!
294
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:26,765
Boring!
295
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,935
Because
296
00:13:29,935 --> 00:13:31,811
she's bored with me.
297
00:13:35,899 --> 00:13:37,025
Finny.
298
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,944
Chopping block.
299
00:13:39,778 --> 00:13:42,531
He teaches the fewest students
to the lowest result.
300
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:44,491
High attrition rate, too.
301
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,493
- Gracie.
- Chopping block.
302
00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,078
She's a headache.
303
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,121
Constantly filing grievances.
304
00:13:50,121 --> 00:13:52,541
Granted, she's correct, but still.
305
00:13:52,541 --> 00:13:54,626
Emma?
306
00:13:55,001 --> 00:13:56,920
What she does isn't even English.
307
00:13:56,920 --> 00:13:58,088
Chopping block.
308
00:13:58,088 --> 00:13:59,506
Rourke.
309
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,634
High self-regard, no good reason.
310
00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,219
Chopping block.
311
00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,596
The couple, what are their names?
312
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:09,140
Their names are "chopping" and "block".
313
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:11,476
Henry Devereaux Jr.?
314
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:12,727
Chopping block.
315
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,396
Top of the list.
316
00:14:14,604 --> 00:14:16,606
Is everyone on the list?
317
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:18,316
You forgot about Billie.
318
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:21,152
- Okay, Billie Quigley--
- Chopping block.
319
00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:23,738
I know this is rushed,
320
00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:25,991
but today's groundbreaking
of the Epstein Center
321
00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:27,909
is giving us a great opportunity.
322
00:14:27,909 --> 00:14:31,371
Now, the key thing
to any organized protest
323
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:35,000
is that we're unified
in purpose and action.
324
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:36,751
And what is our purpose exactly?
325
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,420
What are our central aims
326
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:39,754
if we had to itemize them?
327
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:42,549
Yeah, it's just important that
we get our message out, right?
328
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,009
It's not about hogging the spotlight.
329
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:46,886
It kind of is about hogging the spotlight.
330
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:48,221
To get on the news
331
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:51,349
and tell Harrisburg
that we mean business,
332
00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:53,518
that we won't tolerate cutting jobs.
333
00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:56,146
Right, but Dickie Pope
doesn't need to know
334
00:14:56,146 --> 00:14:57,647
exactly who we are, right?
335
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,691
I heard he's a vindictive man.
336
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:00,859
Would you two stop it?
337
00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:02,235
Paul's right.
338
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:04,654
We need to stay focused on jobs.
339
00:15:04,654 --> 00:15:06,781
There will be press there.
340
00:15:06,781 --> 00:15:09,576
Our message, we hope,
will reach Harrisburg.
341
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,411
So you want us all
standing outside in the cold?
342
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,288
It's 70 degrees, Billie.
343
00:15:13,288 --> 00:15:16,082
I've been to most of the departments now,
and, honestly,
344
00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:18,168
a lot of them are looking to you,
345
00:15:18,168 --> 00:15:19,252
the English department.
346
00:15:19,461 --> 00:15:20,462
Oh.
347
00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:21,588
Because of our leadership?
348
00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:25,800
Well, their feeling is,
if you can unite,
349
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,010
everyone can.
350
00:15:27,010 --> 00:15:29,471
- What's that supposed to mean?
- You know what it means.
351
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:30,930
[Emma] We file more grievances
against each other
352
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,182
than any other department.
353
00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:35,393
I mean, I've never
filed one against anyone.
354
00:15:35,393 --> 00:15:36,561
Love you guys.
355
00:15:36,561 --> 00:15:38,146
If the rest of the faculty believes
356
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:40,273
that we'll submit to being
the butt of their jokes,
357
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,859
then please tell them
to enjoy the protest without us.
358
00:15:42,859 --> 00:15:44,486
Easy, Finny. Jesus.
359
00:15:47,656 --> 00:15:48,657
[Hank thinking]
Does everybody worry
360
00:15:48,657 --> 00:15:50,408
that they're boring?
361
00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:52,994
I've been so focused
on all the boring people around me,
362
00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:54,412
I forgot to check myself.
363
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,664
Okay, let's see.
364
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:57,999
Do I have any new thoughts?
365
00:15:58,375 --> 00:15:59,709
Uh-oh.
366
00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:01,628
[Lily's voicemail] Hi there!
You've got Lily's phone.
367
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:03,004
Leave me a message. Bye!
368
00:16:03,004 --> 00:16:04,172
[voicemail beeps]
369
00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,256
Hey, babe.
370
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:08,551
I know you're working right now.
371
00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,679
I was thinking about
that conversation we had
372
00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:13,723
just before you left, and...
373
00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:17,310
You know what,
call me when you have time.
374
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,020
Bye.
375
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:30,824
[Tony] Are we really getting a glimpse
of Jeffrey Epstein?
376
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:33,827
Now, what kind of font is this?
377
00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,829
Helvetica sans testicles?
378
00:16:35,829 --> 00:16:37,789
Let's go say hi.
379
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,876
Let's work out the exact mechanics
of the protest.
380
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:43,837
I think the smartest way
to handle this
381
00:16:43,837 --> 00:16:47,048
is to let the ceremony
play out in full,
382
00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,342
and then we strike
for maximum impact.
383
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,593
She wants to read her poem.
384
00:16:51,219 --> 00:16:52,387
[Leslie] What poem?
385
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:54,097
"What poem?" Which poem.
386
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:57,600
The one I was asked to write
and recite,
387
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,310
titled "Groundbreaking".
388
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:01,896
You can't read
your stupid poem anymore.
389
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:04,065
It will look like you're on their side.
390
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,859
That you would even mention sides
391
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:07,152
suggests you are not familiar
with my work.
392
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,695
My poetry is for everybody.
393
00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:09,863
It joins us.
394
00:17:09,863 --> 00:17:12,657
It is, perhaps, our best shot
395
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:15,118
at resolving this conflict amicably.
396
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,244
- Professor--
- Scab.
397
00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:18,580
Not true.
398
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:20,039
- It's not true.
- Scab.
399
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,752
No one supports the union
more than I,
400
00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,712
but long before these cuts
were even on the table,
401
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:29,549
I composed this poem
at the request of Dean Rose.
402
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:31,176
I wrote it, I'm proud of it,
403
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:32,969
and the poem deserves to be heard.
404
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,096
Okay, look.
405
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:37,307
The important part,
that will get on the news,
406
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:39,017
is the shovels breaking the ground.
407
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,643
That happens at the end,
408
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:43,980
so we could wait to have
the poem read before we chant.
409
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,106
Oh, I'm not chanting.
410
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,816
[Gracie] Thank you.
That's gracious.
411
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:51,070
I do think the press
may pick up the poem
412
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:52,989
once they hear it.
413
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:56,743
[stifling laughter]
414
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,871
Will there be gargoyles
on the side of the building?
415
00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:01,122
I love gargoyles.
416
00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:02,290
You want gargoyles, babe?
417
00:18:02,290 --> 00:18:04,459
I'll get you gargoyles.
418
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:07,670
I am so thankful
for Jeffrey Queequeg Epstein.
419
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,672
Oh, no, I believe
it's Jeffrey Quidditch Epstein.
420
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:11,299
- Is it?
- Yeah. Quidditch.
421
00:18:11,299 --> 00:18:13,009
- It's neither, actually.
- [Tony] What?
422
00:18:13,009 --> 00:18:14,093
There is no "Q".
423
00:18:14,636 --> 00:18:15,929
Yeah, there is.
424
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,430
It's right there on the sign,
425
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:19,641
- between the "Jeffrey" and the--
- Fellas,
426
00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:20,850
I'm Jeffrey Epstein.
427
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:23,645
- You're "the" Jeffrey Epstein?
- The one and only.
428
00:18:23,645 --> 00:18:25,313
I donated this building.
429
00:18:25,313 --> 00:18:27,607
- Oh, that's very generous of you.
- Thank you so much.
430
00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,858
Now, this "Q" thing?
431
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,151
It's a crazy story.
432
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:32,195
- Forget about the "Q"--
- I'm going to the car.
433
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:33,321
- Okay, baby.
- So what happened?
434
00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:35,782
Did they misspell your name?
I get that all the time.
435
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:38,284
No, this "Q" thing, it's a non-issue.
436
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:41,371
If my parents had just given me
a middle name, but they didn't.
437
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,706
All my parents gave me was brains,
438
00:18:43,706 --> 00:18:46,543
and an insatiable lust for knowledge
439
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:48,545
about food technology.
440
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,464
I don't know if you heard,
they changed the tax laws this year.
441
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,259
I had to find a $50 million write-off
out of nowhere.
442
00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,302
- Been there, yeah.
- Mmm-hmm.
443
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,554
I'm thinking, let's keep it simple,
444
00:18:57,554 --> 00:18:59,305
maybe I'll buy
a hockey team or something.
445
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:01,766
So I'm keeping my eyes
on the worst team in the league,
446
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,017
to find a deal.
447
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:04,727
And then, you won't believe this--
448
00:19:04,727 --> 00:19:06,855
- They have a winning season.
- They have a winning season!
449
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:08,022
- Yeah.
- A winning season.
450
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:10,275
- Yeah, we're hockey fans.
- Back it up a little bit.
451
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:12,485
I actually have a lot of trouble
finding engineers
452
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,654
to support my air-fryer business.
453
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,822
It's complicated.
454
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,408
Fast forward again,
I realize what I'll do,
455
00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:20,076
drop the $50 million,
456
00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:22,662
build the Technical Careers Center
right on this campus,
457
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,414
which is pretty much in my backyard.
458
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:26,749
I mean, you can almost
smell my factory from here.
459
00:19:26,749 --> 00:19:28,001
It smells like chicken.
460
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,544
Used to.
That's our test kitchen.
461
00:19:29,544 --> 00:19:31,629
We switched to rabbit recently.
462
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:33,756
Anyway, point being,
I got everything I want.
463
00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:36,384
I'll get specifically-trained engineers
who can come work for me.
464
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:38,970
I got my tax write-off.
I'm sleeping like a champion baby.
465
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:40,179
It's awesome.
466
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:41,848
And then,
467
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:45,143
of course,
that jerkface with my name,
468
00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:46,728
the other Jeffrey Epstein,
469
00:19:46,728 --> 00:19:48,605
he starts all that
horrible stuff with girls,
470
00:19:48,605 --> 00:19:51,024
and while all that's going down,
Dickie Pope calls me,
471
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:53,359
and he goes,
"Look, in light of everything,
472
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,236
we've got to add a "Q".
473
00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,947
Now, this has to stay
between us, okay?
474
00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,407
Okay.
475
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:03,578
I'm like, "You want a "Q",
best I can do, $40 million," and he caves.
476
00:20:03,578 --> 00:20:06,247
He caves right away.
He's like, "Yeah, okay, sure, whatever."
477
00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:08,041
So this building cost 40 mil?
478
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,792
No, that's the best part.
479
00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,461
That's a $50-million building.
480
00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:14,881
Dickie just pulled $10 million
from, wherever, I don't know.
481
00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,841
What I do know,
I got everything I wanted,
482
00:20:16,841 --> 00:20:18,426
my write-off, my engineers.
483
00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:19,886
Then I had this extra $10 mil
to play with.
484
00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,220
I go, "Now I can look good--"
485
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:25,099
So Dickie Pope just pulls
$10 mil from wherever.
486
00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:26,643
Is it possible
he found another donor?
487
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:27,936
You know that's not true.
488
00:20:27,936 --> 00:20:31,064
All right, excuse me,
I'm sorry.
489
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,774
[Tony] So, I'm in the market
for an air fryer.
490
00:20:32,774 --> 00:20:34,108
They're all the same, right?
491
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:37,320
- [Jeffrey] Absolutely not.
- [Tony] Generally, generally...
492
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,739
[call ringing]
493
00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,199
[Lily's voicemail] Hi there!
You've got Lily's phone,
494
00:20:41,199 --> 00:20:43,117
leave me a message. Bye!
495
00:20:43,117 --> 00:20:44,285
[voicemail beeps]
496
00:20:44,285 --> 00:20:46,245
Honey, I know I said
you should call me,
497
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,998
but I just heard something
that's making...
498
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,918
I was hoping
you could talk me down.
499
00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:54,921
You know what?
500
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,798
I will be fine.
501
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:59,133
Okay, call me when you can.
502
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,180
[exhales]
503
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:11,896
I thought we agreed
you weren't going to pour it on.
504
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:12,981
I can't turn it off.
505
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:14,482
No, you can't.
506
00:21:16,401 --> 00:21:18,277
- Thank you, Tom.
- Oh.
507
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,487
Do you have to hurry back?
508
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:20,655
You just got here.
509
00:21:20,655 --> 00:21:24,409
Yeah, but I left
some stuff in Pennsylvania.
510
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,578
Well, look, I'm seeing Ashley
later tonight for drinks.
511
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:30,248
Ashley!
512
00:21:30,248 --> 00:21:33,126
I didn't realize she was back in town.
513
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,670
Is Jenny going to be there?
514
00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:37,463
I haven't seen your wife in ages.
515
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:38,673
No, it'll just be the three of us.
516
00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:40,341
I'm getting the band back together.
517
00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:42,176
Stay.
518
00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:45,513
Yeah.
519
00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:47,890
Yeah.
520
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,976
That sounds really good.
521
00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:52,311
[female reporter] Okay.
[clears throat]
522
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,980
You have the phone.
523
00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:55,481
Okay, all right,
524
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:57,316
and on...
525
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,527
Three... Okay, we're good.
526
00:21:59,527 --> 00:22:01,863
On three, two...
527
00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:03,531
I'm standing on the future site
528
00:22:03,531 --> 00:22:05,825
of the new multi-million-dollar
technology center
529
00:22:05,825 --> 00:22:07,702
here on the campus of--
530
00:22:08,286 --> 00:22:10,329
Bird-Shit State... Just cut.
Cut, cut, cut, cut.
531
00:22:10,329 --> 00:22:11,414
Can you get this?
532
00:22:11,414 --> 00:22:14,000
I've seen her on the evening news.
533
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,710
Masturbated to her.
534
00:22:15,710 --> 00:22:17,628
I wonder if I can turn a fantasy
535
00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:19,756
into real-world fornication?
536
00:22:19,756 --> 00:22:21,215
I'd wish you luck, but...
537
00:22:21,215 --> 00:22:22,925
- Thank you.
- ...I feel awful.
538
00:22:22,925 --> 00:22:24,469
All right, so,
guys, it's just too noisy.
539
00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,012
We gotta lose the ducks.
Can we lose the ducks?
540
00:22:26,012 --> 00:22:28,056
- Somebody--
- Geese.
541
00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:29,474
Ducks are the small ones.
542
00:22:29,474 --> 00:22:32,685
Okay, well, can somebody just escort
the little bastards back to the lake?
543
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,771
Pond. Lakes are the big ones.
544
00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:37,940
Well...
545
00:22:38,399 --> 00:22:41,944
We're here on the campus of Podunk College
speaking with an authority
546
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:43,738
on every damn thing
under the sun...
547
00:22:43,738 --> 00:22:45,073
[chuckling]
548
00:22:45,239 --> 00:22:46,991
...apparently.
549
00:22:46,991 --> 00:22:48,367
[geese honking]
550
00:22:50,828 --> 00:22:53,081
[goose honking]
551
00:22:54,415 --> 00:22:55,917
Back off.
552
00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:57,460
[honking]
553
00:22:57,460 --> 00:22:59,087
Did you...
Did you get it all?
554
00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:01,464
Well, I said I would, and I will.
555
00:23:02,507 --> 00:23:04,550
I'm a little bit nervous.
556
00:23:04,759 --> 00:23:06,302
[exhales]
557
00:23:06,302 --> 00:23:08,471
- You're going to crush it.
- Okay.
558
00:23:08,471 --> 00:23:10,306
[whispering] "We dipped our palms..."
559
00:23:10,765 --> 00:23:11,808
[Finny] How will we know?
560
00:23:11,808 --> 00:23:14,644
Is Gracie going to cue us?
Is there a particular word she'll utter,
561
00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:17,063
and then we cue the trumpets
and sally forth?
562
00:23:18,481 --> 00:23:19,774
No, no one's sallying.
563
00:23:24,487 --> 00:23:26,531
[Hank thinking] Professors
should not hold signs.
564
00:23:26,531 --> 00:23:28,157
- They should know better.
- [goose honking]
565
00:23:28,157 --> 00:23:30,910
I mean, what's the ratio
of signs to change?
566
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:32,995
We're taking billions of signs
over time,
567
00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:34,789
and maybe one, once,
568
00:23:34,789 --> 00:23:36,707
convinced someone
to change their mind?
569
00:23:36,707 --> 00:23:40,461
The only sign I like
is "Men Working in Trees",
570
00:23:40,461 --> 00:23:42,338
because then I know to look up,
571
00:23:42,338 --> 00:23:43,881
see the guy in the tree.
572
00:23:44,215 --> 00:23:45,842
[Paul] Okay, guys, just...
573
00:23:45,842 --> 00:23:47,677
{\an8}Just make sure you make
a big enough scene
574
00:23:47,677 --> 00:23:49,470
{\an8}so that the cameras point to us.
575
00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:51,806
If we're not on the news,
then we weren't here.
576
00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:55,351
{\an8}- Dude...
- Hmm?
577
00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:56,644
{\an8}You spelled
"Humanities" wrong.
578
00:23:56,644 --> 00:23:58,312
{\an8}What?
579
00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:01,858
{\an8}- I-I was thinking of the Latin.
- You were not.
580
00:24:02,733 --> 00:24:04,527
[imperceptible]
581
00:24:09,157 --> 00:24:10,449
- [pecking and honking]
- Back off!
582
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,952
- [honking and hissing]
- Shoo!
583
00:24:12,952 --> 00:24:15,204
You want to do this? Huh?
584
00:24:15,204 --> 00:24:16,873
- You want to do this?
- [honking]
585
00:24:16,873 --> 00:24:19,834
[chuckling] Yeah,
you picked the wrong day.
586
00:24:19,834 --> 00:24:21,586
- [goose honking]
- I've got all afternoon.
587
00:24:21,586 --> 00:24:23,421
[honking and screeching]
588
00:24:23,421 --> 00:24:26,799
That man is chair
of the English department.
589
00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,885
Back off, Goosey!
590
00:24:28,885 --> 00:24:30,469
Come on, you want a piece of this?
591
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:31,971
[goose honking and screeching]
592
00:24:31,971 --> 00:24:34,015
- I'm gonna kick him in the neck!
- Go film duck guy.
593
00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:36,851
[Emma] What's he doing?
594
00:24:36,851 --> 00:24:38,144
Come on, take your shot!
595
00:24:38,144 --> 00:24:40,354
He's mocking us is what he's doing.
596
00:24:40,354 --> 00:24:43,024
[goose honking]
597
00:24:43,024 --> 00:24:44,692
Take some stills.
Get in there.
598
00:24:44,692 --> 00:24:45,943
[camera shutters clicking]
599
00:24:45,943 --> 00:24:47,695
[goose shrieking]
600
00:24:47,695 --> 00:24:49,363
[cameras clicking]
601
00:24:51,365 --> 00:24:52,533
In this corner,
602
00:24:52,533 --> 00:24:54,619
William Henry Devereaux
603
00:24:54,619 --> 00:24:56,287
of the English department,
604
00:24:56,287 --> 00:24:57,830
Railton College,
605
00:24:57,830 --> 00:25:00,291
and opposite me, a goose!
606
00:25:00,291 --> 00:25:02,543
[crowd laughing]
607
00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:04,003
[goose honking]
608
00:25:04,003 --> 00:25:06,088
We are here at a groundbreaking
609
00:25:06,088 --> 00:25:07,632
for a building that is being paid for
610
00:25:07,632 --> 00:25:09,634
by cutting faculty!
611
00:25:09,634 --> 00:25:12,094
I heard that directly from the mouth
612
00:25:12,094 --> 00:25:15,473
of the reliable, honorable,
other Jeffrey Epstein.
613
00:25:15,473 --> 00:25:17,391
No! No, I say!
614
00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:18,809
It will not stand!
615
00:25:18,809 --> 00:25:20,311
- [goose honking]
- I will box
616
00:25:20,311 --> 00:25:21,854
one of Railton's beloved geese!
617
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:24,649
I will box a goose a day
618
00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:27,109
until I get my budget
fully funded!
619
00:25:27,902 --> 00:25:29,487
I'll punch him
in the upper neck
620
00:25:29,487 --> 00:25:31,530
and I'll punch him
in the lower neck!
621
00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:34,492
The goose is mostly neck.
622
00:25:34,492 --> 00:25:36,369
- That idiot.
- [Dean Rose over speaker] Okay!
623
00:25:36,369 --> 00:25:37,954
- [Hank] I will box him, and...
- Over here, please!
624
00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:39,330
{\an8}Over here, please!
625
00:25:39,330 --> 00:25:41,207
No cutting jobs!
626
00:25:41,207 --> 00:25:43,876
[all chanting]
No cutting jobs! No cutting jobs!
627
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:45,670
Ladies and gentlemen,
628
00:25:45,670 --> 00:25:47,463
I'd like to...
629
00:25:47,463 --> 00:25:48,589
[chanting] No cutting jobs!
630
00:25:48,589 --> 00:25:50,007
Here, buddy.
631
00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:51,217
Let's get out of here.
632
00:25:51,217 --> 00:25:52,468
- All right.
- Come on, come on, come on.
633
00:25:52,468 --> 00:25:54,762
I'd like to start
tonight's ceremony with a poem
634
00:25:54,762 --> 00:25:56,931
by our very own Gracie Dubois!
635
00:25:56,931 --> 00:25:59,976
[chanting continues]
No cutting jobs! No cutting jobs!
636
00:25:59,976 --> 00:26:02,311
- No cutting jobs!
- Gracie Dubois, everyone.
637
00:26:02,687 --> 00:26:04,021
[crowd] No cutting jobs!
638
00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:07,275
- Grace!
- No cutting jobs! No...
639
00:26:12,989 --> 00:26:14,490
You're going to love this place.
640
00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:17,159
She should be here.
I told her to meet us at 5:00.
641
00:26:17,159 --> 00:26:19,287
- Lily!
- Whoo-hoo!
642
00:26:19,287 --> 00:26:21,330
[Tom] Aw, yeah!
643
00:26:21,330 --> 00:26:23,291
Oh, my God,
it's so good to see you.
644
00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:24,583
Oh, buddy.
645
00:26:24,583 --> 00:26:26,627
So? How'd it go?
Did you get the gig?
646
00:26:26,627 --> 00:26:27,878
They loved her.
647
00:26:27,878 --> 00:26:29,255
Let's go look
for apartments right now.
648
00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:30,715
Oh, that sounds so fun.
649
00:26:30,715 --> 00:26:33,009
[Tom] It does. Not going to happen.
We were hoodwinked.
650
00:26:33,009 --> 00:26:34,468
The whole interview was a con.
651
00:26:34,593 --> 00:26:36,345
She leveraged us, Ash.
652
00:26:36,345 --> 00:26:37,888
Leverage for what?
653
00:26:37,888 --> 00:26:39,765
Her cutthroat public school job.
654
00:26:41,142 --> 00:26:43,644
You scammer! So you just
flash your tits at the old flame,
655
00:26:43,644 --> 00:26:44,937
and he comes running.
656
00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:47,064
- I did not flash my tits.
- I did not run.
657
00:26:47,064 --> 00:26:48,649
- You two never change.
- It was just...
658
00:26:48,649 --> 00:26:50,985
You know, it was just business.
659
00:26:50,985 --> 00:26:52,278
- Yeah.
- I do feel bad, though.
660
00:26:52,278 --> 00:26:53,779
Well, you shouldn't.
661
00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:55,323
Uh, since we seem to be
truth-telling,
662
00:26:55,323 --> 00:26:56,407
I haven't had a drink yet,
663
00:26:56,407 --> 00:26:59,577
but, um, the job wasn't, uh,
664
00:26:59,577 --> 00:27:02,204
how shall we say, really available.
665
00:27:02,204 --> 00:27:03,581
What do you mean?
666
00:27:03,581 --> 00:27:04,874
You didn't hear this from me,
667
00:27:04,874 --> 00:27:06,334
and I didn't want to bum you out,
668
00:27:06,459 --> 00:27:07,710
but there was a meeting last week
669
00:27:07,710 --> 00:27:10,838
about how they wanted to
re-commit to diversity hiring, so...
670
00:27:10,838 --> 00:27:13,132
- Oh.
- Yeah.
671
00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:15,468
Okay. Yeah, I get that.
672
00:27:15,468 --> 00:27:17,845
I really thought we were gonna
have her back in New York,
673
00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:20,348
but, well, that's our Lily,
674
00:27:20,348 --> 00:27:21,515
always playing us.
675
00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:23,726
What? That's not me,
I don't play people.
676
00:27:23,726 --> 00:27:25,895
Oh, shut up and get me a drink.
677
00:27:25,895 --> 00:27:27,772
[Tom] Yes. Uh, drinks!
678
00:27:27,772 --> 00:27:29,523
Are you thinking of
getting some food, gentlemen?
679
00:27:29,523 --> 00:27:31,734
The drink of the day
is a Mikhail Gorbachev.
680
00:27:31,734 --> 00:27:35,112
- What's that?
- It's a Moscow Mule, served in a Glasnost.
681
00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:36,280
[scoffs and snorts]
682
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,406
[groans]
683
00:27:37,406 --> 00:27:39,450
Uh, I'll leave you guys to it.
684
00:27:40,951 --> 00:27:41,994
[Tony] They changed the menu,
685
00:27:41,994 --> 00:27:45,581
without warning.
I didn't come this restaurant.
686
00:27:45,581 --> 00:27:47,666
I came to the one
that has the shrimp I like.
687
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,126
[Hank whispers]
Bait and switch.
688
00:27:49,126 --> 00:27:50,544
I'm ordering off the old menu.
689
00:27:50,544 --> 00:27:52,254
[Hank] From memory?
690
00:27:52,546 --> 00:27:54,673
I believe death
will come quickly for me.
691
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:56,550
Uh, change of subject?
692
00:27:56,550 --> 00:27:59,345
Not because I want it to,
but because
693
00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:01,305
most of the deepest
experiences of my life
694
00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:02,848
have been unexpected.
695
00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:05,226
The important thing is
we must prepare to transcend.
696
00:28:05,226 --> 00:28:06,644
Did something happen?
697
00:28:06,644 --> 00:28:08,020
My ex got remarried.
698
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:09,730
- That was years ago.
- The other one.
699
00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:12,024
We had an implicit promise
that we would get back together
700
00:28:12,024 --> 00:28:14,276
- if we were both single at 70.
- [speaking indistinctly]
701
00:28:14,276 --> 00:28:15,653
I had no intention of keeping it.
702
00:28:15,653 --> 00:28:16,862
I hate her, but still.
703
00:28:16,862 --> 00:28:18,572
Pay attention,
I'm getting somewhere.
704
00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:20,116
You have my attention.
705
00:28:20,116 --> 00:28:22,201
I've decided fornication
706
00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:24,161
may no longer be the primary goal.
707
00:28:24,161 --> 00:28:26,163
It may, in fact,
be counterproductive.
708
00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:27,998
You have half my attention.
709
00:28:27,998 --> 00:28:30,751
The body deteriorates.
710
00:28:30,751 --> 00:28:32,628
It reminds us that time,
711
00:28:32,628 --> 00:28:36,298
although an illusion,
is a robust one.
712
00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:37,800
All we can do is watch.
713
00:28:38,008 --> 00:28:40,886
First go the knees,
then the spleen,
714
00:28:40,886 --> 00:28:43,931
then the rest of the body,
the whole thing,
715
00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:46,475
until we're just
a ghost in the machine,
716
00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:48,436
then no machine.
717
00:28:48,436 --> 00:28:51,063
Casey Jones without a train.
718
00:28:52,815 --> 00:28:54,316
[Paul] There he is,
719
00:28:54,775 --> 00:28:56,569
the bird boxer.
720
00:28:56,569 --> 00:28:58,112
Quite a prank.
721
00:28:58,112 --> 00:28:59,780
- Say thank you.
- Look--
722
00:28:59,780 --> 00:29:01,073
You knew what we were planning.
723
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:03,075
- Said he didn't want any part of it.
- I--
724
00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:05,828
Then you go and upstage
the entire thing.
725
00:29:05,828 --> 00:29:08,247
- The whole goddamn thing.
- Shut up, Billie.
726
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,874
The whole goddamn thing.
727
00:29:09,874 --> 00:29:12,877
In my defense,
the goose was an asshole.
728
00:29:12,877 --> 00:29:14,628
[Paul] In your defense,
729
00:29:15,004 --> 00:29:17,506
it was a pretty big F-U
to the administration
730
00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:19,633
for a guy who says
he's not a union man.
731
00:29:21,635 --> 00:29:23,971
Come join us, jackass.
732
00:29:28,476 --> 00:29:29,852
[rapping fingers on tabletop]
733
00:29:29,852 --> 00:29:32,021
[laughing] No, listen, listen, listen.
734
00:29:32,021 --> 00:29:34,732
So, there wasn't a school system
in the country
735
00:29:34,732 --> 00:29:36,358
that wasn't
completely uprooted by Covid,
736
00:29:36,358 --> 00:29:37,735
but even, you know,
737
00:29:37,735 --> 00:29:39,862
with all the staff turnover
and the budget fights,
738
00:29:39,862 --> 00:29:41,697
and all the other crap
that goes with it,
739
00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:43,491
- we fared pretty well.
- [Tom] Pretty well?
740
00:29:43,491 --> 00:29:45,618
Top 20 charter school in the city.
741
00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:47,828
Top 15, depending on
which report you read.
742
00:29:47,828 --> 00:29:50,289
Last week, I cleaned up
a student's piss
743
00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:52,541
because my janitor
felt it was beneath him.
744
00:29:54,668 --> 00:29:55,753
Gross.
745
00:29:55,753 --> 00:29:57,296
[chuckles]
746
00:29:58,547 --> 00:29:59,924
You know what it is?
747
00:30:00,257 --> 00:30:01,967
This Arlyle job,
748
00:30:01,967 --> 00:30:04,345
it, like,
got my engine running again.
749
00:30:04,345 --> 00:30:07,765
I'm listening to you talk
about your schools and your careers,
750
00:30:07,765 --> 00:30:11,143
and that's the reason
that we went to grad school
751
00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:13,229
in the first place.
That was always the dream,
752
00:30:13,229 --> 00:30:16,607
and I just... miss it.
753
00:30:17,233 --> 00:30:18,234
Miss it?
754
00:30:18,234 --> 00:30:20,653
I'm sure you talk like this
at home all the time, no?
755
00:30:20,653 --> 00:30:22,404
[chuckles ruefully]
756
00:30:22,404 --> 00:30:23,739
Oh, my God.
757
00:30:23,739 --> 00:30:24,865
Do you know
758
00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:26,283
Hank just publicly announced
759
00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:28,744
that all the students
and teachers at Railton
760
00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:31,580
should resign themselves
to their mediocrity.
761
00:30:32,998 --> 00:30:34,166
- Oh, shit.
- Oh...
762
00:30:34,166 --> 00:30:37,336
Yeah. I mean, he was kidding,
763
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:40,047
but, no, he wasn't.
764
00:30:40,047 --> 00:30:42,383
- [all chattering indistinctly]
- Whoa!
765
00:30:42,383 --> 00:30:44,301
[Tony] Hey!
766
00:30:44,301 --> 00:30:45,719
What's everybody else having?
767
00:30:45,719 --> 00:30:47,304
- [laughing]
- [Hank] That's a good one...
768
00:30:47,304 --> 00:30:49,306
- [all groaning and muttering]
- You're a mean lady.
769
00:30:49,306 --> 00:30:51,267
- Let's do this.
- There we go.
770
00:30:51,267 --> 00:30:53,394
Uh, here is to Dickie Pope
771
00:30:53,394 --> 00:30:55,854
and the look on his face.
772
00:30:55,854 --> 00:30:57,481
- Oh, wow.
- [all clinking glasses]
773
00:30:59,233 --> 00:31:01,193
Oh, Gracie, your poem, your ode.
774
00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:02,611
You never had a chance to read it.
775
00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:03,862
[Billie] We want to hear it.
776
00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:05,281
[all agreeing] Come on!
777
00:31:05,281 --> 00:31:06,740
[Hank] Go ahead. Yeah!
778
00:31:06,740 --> 00:31:09,743
No, I think the focus
is split at the moment.
779
00:31:09,743 --> 00:31:11,287
- [Hank] We wanna hear it.
- [Emma] Come on.
780
00:31:11,287 --> 00:31:13,205
Trust us,
this will never happen again,
781
00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:14,415
- so...
- [all laughing]
782
00:31:14,415 --> 00:31:16,709
We're happy to hear it.
Go for it.
783
00:31:17,918 --> 00:31:19,878
[tapping glass]
784
00:31:24,967 --> 00:31:29,221
"We dipped our palms in chalk to
785
00:31:29,221 --> 00:31:32,349
keep our hands from letting go,
786
00:31:32,349 --> 00:31:34,476
and..."
787
00:31:39,148 --> 00:31:40,190
[June] Go on, Gracie.
788
00:31:40,190 --> 00:31:42,359
This is as quiet
as the bar's going to get.
789
00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:44,778
- No, I--
- Yeah, finish the poem.
790
00:31:44,778 --> 00:31:46,947
- Yeah, come on.
- Finish it.
791
00:31:47,364 --> 00:31:48,699
That's the end.
792
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,535
So read the beginning.
793
00:31:53,162 --> 00:31:56,248
No, that...
That was the...
794
00:31:56,248 --> 00:31:58,792
Well, perhaps
you can read it again
795
00:31:58,792 --> 00:32:00,836
now that we know more
about what to expect.
796
00:32:00,836 --> 00:32:03,213
You did end it with an "and".
797
00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:07,593
[voicemail beeps]
798
00:32:07,593 --> 00:32:09,720
[Hank on voicemail] Hey, Lil,
uh, the weirdest thing,
799
00:32:09,720 --> 00:32:11,972
but, well, you don't
have to worry about me.
800
00:32:11,972 --> 00:32:14,266
I boxed this goose.
801
00:32:14,266 --> 00:32:16,685
He was...
Well, he was being a jerk,
802
00:32:16,685 --> 00:32:19,521
and, well, now the faculty like me?
803
00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:21,940
Um, okay.
I'm sorry I keep missing you.
804
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:23,359
[voicemail beeps]
805
00:32:23,359 --> 00:32:25,402
[Lily on voicemail]
Um, please don't hurt any animals.
806
00:32:25,402 --> 00:32:28,197
I mean, I would have said something
before I left,
807
00:32:28,197 --> 00:32:29,615
but, um... [laughing]
808
00:32:29,615 --> 00:32:31,533
But, um, I thought you knew.
809
00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:33,035
So... Okay.
810
00:32:33,035 --> 00:32:35,537
- So I'm going to take the later train.
- [voicemail beeps]
811
00:32:35,537 --> 00:32:37,581
[Hank on voicemail]
I missed your call again.
812
00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:39,958
Sorry, it's so noisy here.
813
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:42,670
I'm out having drinks with the department.
814
00:32:42,670 --> 00:32:44,505
Wish you were here!
815
00:32:44,505 --> 00:32:47,675
Uh... Oh, why did you
change your train?
816
00:32:47,675 --> 00:32:49,051
[voicemail beeps]
817
00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:50,969
[Lily on voicemail]
Hey, my phone was in my bag.
818
00:32:50,969 --> 00:32:53,389
I wish I saw your call.
819
00:32:53,389 --> 00:32:55,557
Not a great idea
to have drinks with them.
820
00:32:55,557 --> 00:32:58,310
You don't like them,
so you should go home,
821
00:32:58,310 --> 00:33:01,230
- and I will see you there.
- [voicemail beeps]
822
00:33:01,230 --> 00:33:02,523
[Hank on voicemail] Hey, uh,
823
00:33:02,523 --> 00:33:05,859
why are you on a later train, huh?
824
00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:08,445
It doesn't matter.
825
00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:10,197
It's just...
Take whatever train.
826
00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:12,741
It's just there's a certain amount
of planning that goes into
827
00:33:12,741 --> 00:33:14,326
picking someone up
at the train station.
828
00:33:14,326 --> 00:33:17,454
It's just... Anyway, that's...
That's all.
829
00:33:19,164 --> 00:33:20,791
[Teddy] Hey, Hank's on TV!
830
00:33:20,791 --> 00:33:22,960
Hey, Meg! Turn it up.
831
00:33:24,169 --> 00:33:25,337
[female reporter on TV]
...Railton College,
832
00:33:25,337 --> 00:33:28,257
a fight broke out
of a very unusual kind,
833
00:33:28,257 --> 00:33:30,843
but what started as a silly prank
834
00:33:30,843 --> 00:33:34,471
ended up being a serious challenge
to the school brass.
835
00:33:34,471 --> 00:33:36,181
Now we are here
at a groundbreaking...
836
00:33:36,181 --> 00:33:37,641
- [all whooping]
- ...for a building
837
00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:40,561
that has been paid for
by cutting faculty!
838
00:33:40,561 --> 00:33:43,147
- [all cheering]
- Yes! Yes! Yes!
839
00:33:43,147 --> 00:33:45,065
[Hank, on report] ...one of
Railton's beloved geese...
840
00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:47,109
I will box a goose a day
841
00:33:47,109 --> 00:33:49,361
until I get my budget fully funded!
842
00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:50,446
Come on!
843
00:33:50,446 --> 00:33:53,073
- Did I say all that?
- I'm texting her now.
844
00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:54,616
- Texting who?
- Missy.
845
00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:56,243
- Missy who?
- The journalist.
846
00:34:01,874 --> 00:34:03,751
[cell phone ringing]
847
00:34:05,836 --> 00:34:07,421
[cell phone ringing]
848
00:34:07,421 --> 00:34:09,631
Hey! I was just going to call you!
849
00:34:09,631 --> 00:34:10,924
Why are you still there?
850
00:34:10,924 --> 00:34:13,010
I'm having a drink
with Tom and Ashley.
851
00:34:13,010 --> 00:34:15,095
Who? W-What?
852
00:34:15,095 --> 00:34:16,388
I can't hear you.
853
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:18,932
I am having a drink
with Tom and Ashley,
854
00:34:18,932 --> 00:34:21,310
so, um, I'm going to be
on a later train.
855
00:34:21,310 --> 00:34:22,561
I'll take a taxi.
856
00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:25,355
[Hank] Yeah, I'll come get you.
857
00:34:25,355 --> 00:34:27,691
- Tell me when the train gets in.
- Um, I don't know yet.
858
00:34:27,691 --> 00:34:30,527
- [Hank] Okay, well, text me when you know.
- [mouthing]
859
00:34:31,195 --> 00:34:32,863
I'll pick you up.
860
00:34:32,863 --> 00:34:35,866
Just... Just tell me
when you get here.
861
00:34:37,618 --> 00:34:40,621
Lil? Are you still there?
862
00:34:42,122 --> 00:34:43,332
Um, yep.
863
00:34:43,332 --> 00:34:45,334
Yeah, yeah, I will text you.
864
00:34:45,334 --> 00:34:46,752
Okay, love you, love you.
865
00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:47,878
Okay, uh, what?
866
00:34:47,878 --> 00:34:49,880
Uh... [sighs]
867
00:35:02,684 --> 00:35:04,812
The artwork above the urinals is...
868
00:35:04,812 --> 00:35:06,980
I mean, masterpiece.
869
00:35:06,980 --> 00:35:09,233
I need another one of these.
870
00:35:09,233 --> 00:35:10,442
He still loves bathroom decor.
871
00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,402
He just kissed me.
872
00:35:12,945 --> 00:35:14,071
What?
873
00:35:14,071 --> 00:35:15,781
O-Okay, hang on,
874
00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:17,699
That was playing around.
That was not a real kiss.
875
00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:20,369
- Tom...
- I thought we were flirting.
876
00:35:20,369 --> 00:35:21,662
Yeah, we were flirting,
877
00:35:21,662 --> 00:35:23,413
and then you ruined it.
878
00:35:23,413 --> 00:35:25,541
- I was on the phone with my husband.
- Right.
879
00:35:25,541 --> 00:35:26,625
I was making a joke.
880
00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,377
Who in their right mind
would kiss somebody
881
00:35:28,377 --> 00:35:29,920
that was on the phone
with their husband?
882
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:31,755
- That was the joke--
- We're both married.
883
00:35:33,090 --> 00:35:35,008
[Ashley] Actually...
884
00:35:36,343 --> 00:35:37,553
We're separated.
885
00:35:37,553 --> 00:35:39,596
It's been a few months.
I was going to tell you.
886
00:35:39,847 --> 00:35:43,517
We tried. It was a lot of therapy,
not a lot of result.
887
00:35:43,517 --> 00:35:45,644
Well, I'm sorry...
888
00:35:46,854 --> 00:35:48,564
But I still feel like
you're not hearing me.
889
00:35:48,564 --> 00:35:49,773
I mean, that?
890
00:35:49,773 --> 00:35:51,942
That... [sighs]
891
00:35:52,234 --> 00:35:54,361
Was not okay.
892
00:35:55,445 --> 00:35:57,364
I'm so sorry.
893
00:36:00,158 --> 00:36:01,451
Okay.
894
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:04,288
This was so wonderful, you guys...
895
00:36:04,288 --> 00:36:05,873
Oh, Lil...
896
00:36:05,873 --> 00:36:07,624
...but I'm just
going to get going, so...
897
00:36:08,542 --> 00:36:10,043
Bye.
898
00:36:35,110 --> 00:36:37,029
All right.
899
00:36:37,029 --> 00:36:40,032
There you are,
and this one is for Hank.
900
00:36:40,032 --> 00:36:41,325
Tell him it's on me.
901
00:36:41,325 --> 00:36:44,119
After taking away your classes? No.
902
00:36:45,913 --> 00:36:47,956
What are you talking about?
It was the administration.
903
00:36:47,956 --> 00:36:51,043
Mmm-mmm, it was him,
and if he tells you that I asked him to,
904
00:36:51,043 --> 00:36:53,295
I'm telling you
that I was just spouting off.
905
00:36:53,420 --> 00:36:55,297
I didn't think
he'd go through with it.
906
00:36:55,297 --> 00:36:58,717
Who listens to somebody
ranting at 2:00 a.m?
907
00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:06,558
Gracie, um, I've...
908
00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:09,311
I've never been a fan
of minimalist poetry,
909
00:37:09,311 --> 00:37:11,313
but I gotta say--
910
00:37:11,313 --> 00:37:12,564
You are not getting
your parking space back.
911
00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:14,274
No, no...
912
00:37:16,276 --> 00:37:17,819
- Good to go?
- Yeah, let's go.
913
00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:18,904
Oh, hey, Hank, here you go.
914
00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:20,030
- No, no, I'm fine.
- No?
915
00:37:20,030 --> 00:37:23,075
- Yeah, we're done.
- Hey, guys, the conquering hero here
916
00:37:23,075 --> 00:37:24,409
- has to go home.
- No, no...
917
00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:25,994
[others] No!
918
00:37:25,994 --> 00:37:27,454
- I'm not a hero--
- [all groaning in protest]
919
00:37:27,454 --> 00:37:28,664
- I'm not a hero.
- We're done.
920
00:37:28,664 --> 00:37:29,873
- Yeah...
- We're done here.
921
00:37:29,873 --> 00:37:31,166
We are done.
922
00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:33,085
Yeah, right,
we're done here, we're done.
923
00:37:33,085 --> 00:37:34,294
We're done here!
924
00:37:34,294 --> 00:37:35,963
- No, we're not done.
- [Tony] Okay.
925
00:37:36,129 --> 00:37:37,214
You're, uh...
926
00:37:37,214 --> 00:37:38,715
- This is the guy from, uh...
- Yes.
927
00:37:38,715 --> 00:37:39,925
You think you're funny, huh?
928
00:37:39,925 --> 00:37:41,885
Professor A-hole.
929
00:37:41,885 --> 00:37:43,136
[Billie laughing]
Professor A-hole.
930
00:37:43,136 --> 00:37:44,262
I like that.
931
00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:47,057
- Come on, let's--
- Geese have feelings, too. Just like us.
932
00:37:47,057 --> 00:37:49,142
Well, they have feelings,
but not like us.
933
00:37:49,142 --> 00:37:50,978
- You think that's funny?
- Well, it's factual.
934
00:37:50,978 --> 00:37:52,771
It's a little funny, don't you think?
935
00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:53,855
You know what I think is funny?
936
00:37:53,981 --> 00:37:55,524
- Whoa!
- Whoa, hey!
937
00:37:55,524 --> 00:37:57,317
- [Paul] What's going on?
- [all shouting] Whoa!
938
00:37:57,317 --> 00:37:58,902
[groaning] That's assault!
939
00:37:58,902 --> 00:38:01,446
- You're going to jail!
- You're going to jail!
940
00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:03,365
No one is going to jail!
941
00:38:04,449 --> 00:38:05,450
[Tony] God is dead,
942
00:38:05,450 --> 00:38:06,994
- and we have killed him.
- [speaking indistinctly]
943
00:38:06,994 --> 00:38:08,996
Nietzsche's point isn't that
we should live in despair
944
00:38:08,996 --> 00:38:10,122
of ever finding meaning
945
00:38:10,122 --> 00:38:11,665
just because we've abandoned
the magical dogma
946
00:38:11,665 --> 00:38:13,125
of our particular age.
947
00:38:13,125 --> 00:38:14,751
Nietzsche wasn't a nihilist.
948
00:38:15,210 --> 00:38:17,004
"God is dead,
949
00:38:17,004 --> 00:38:18,839
and we have killed him."
950
00:38:18,839 --> 00:38:21,049
This is not cause for despair,
but celebration,
951
00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:23,552
for we have been liberated
by that murder
952
00:38:23,552 --> 00:38:24,970
to do what Nietzsche believed
953
00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:28,056
was the essential task of all our lives.
954
00:38:30,225 --> 00:38:32,519
To make meaning
from the world as we find it,
955
00:38:32,853 --> 00:38:34,771
not as we wish it to be.
956
00:38:34,771 --> 00:38:36,023
[voicemail beeps]
957
00:38:36,023 --> 00:38:40,027
[Lily] It just got late, and so I decided
to stay in the city.
958
00:38:40,027 --> 00:38:42,904
Being in New York again,
it feels like I'm back in my 20s,
959
00:38:42,904 --> 00:38:45,782
like there was...
There was so much possibility
960
00:38:45,782 --> 00:38:48,744
and surprises, you know.
961
00:38:48,744 --> 00:38:50,579
Anyway, I hope you went home,
962
00:38:50,704 --> 00:38:54,499
like I told you to,
and are curled up in a warm bed,
963
00:38:54,499 --> 00:38:57,794
and have managed to stay out
of the hospital. Ha, ha.
964
00:38:57,794 --> 00:38:59,796
All right, uh, good night.
965
00:38:59,796 --> 00:39:00,922
["In The Park"
by The Jujus playing]
966
00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:03,258
♪ I, I can see ♪
967
00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:04,968
♪ You and me ♪
968
00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:07,220
♪ Walking hand in hand
Through the park... ♪
969
00:39:07,220 --> 00:39:08,305
[voicemail beeps]