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(stove clicking)
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(sizzling)
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(thud)
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(epic music playing)
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Routine border check completed. All clear.
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Don't worry, mate.
Nothing's out there, never is.
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- (creature snarling)
- What the hell is that?!
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- (creature roaring)
- (both screaming)
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(gasps)
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(babbling in tongues)
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(plays dramatic chord)
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♪ Visions in my head ♪
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♪ I can see the end! ♪
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(theme song playing)
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{\an8}(music playing over dialogue)
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{\an8}Koala Kode 337.
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{\an8}Whoever's leaving hateful
comments on my subreddit,
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bloody... cut it out, alright?
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- (siren wailing)
- (camera shutter clicking)
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KOALA MAN: My god.
Those are real dead bodies, aren't they?
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{\an8}They're not fake at all.
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{\an8}That's why I called you here.
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{\an8}I know who did this.
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{\an8}I recognize their mark.
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Those evil beaks, those dinosaur talons.
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I fought against them a long time ago,
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{\an8}and still I cannot escape
visions from the war.
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{\an8}The Great Emu War!
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{\an8}That wasn't a real war.
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{\an8}All due respect,
Koala Man, you weren't there.
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{\an8}The Australian government
ordered us to cull emus
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that were breeding out of control,
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{\an8}but nobody expected
the emus to fight back.
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(gunfire)
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(snarls)
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(gasping)
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- (emu roaring)
- Oh! No, no! Not my legs!
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Not my legs, nooooo!
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(emu shrieking)
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That evil emu took my legs that day,
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but I took his eye.
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Next morning, the military withdrew,
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and humans and emus settled
into an uneasy peace.
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But now something's drawn them out!
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Don't you understand, Koala Man?
The war was never over!
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Not for them. They'll kill us all!
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I must warn Dapto...
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(shouting, muttering)
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Now that I'm the second
most powerful girl in school,
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you'd better watch your back,
Rosie Yodels.
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I'm coming for you.
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- (muttering continues)
- Remain calm, citizens!
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I am here to alert you that we
are on the precipice
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of another Emu War!
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(laughing)
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That wasn't a real war!
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Yes, it was! Look it up!
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In fact, let's just all do that right now,
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go to Wikipedia
and type in "The Great Emu War."
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Holy fucking shit. It's actually real!
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Shut ya gob, Koala Man.
We got nothing to be afraid of!
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I fought thousands of animals on my show!
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Any birds come near,
they're getting plucked.
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(cheering)
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Don't underestimate them, Dapto!
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We have no idea when they'll attack next.
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(suspenseful keyboard music playing)
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(crowd murmuring)
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♪ They will attack at dawn ♪
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- Did he say dawn?
- But it's almost dawn right now.
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What are you talking about, sweetie?
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Are you feeling okay?
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(air-raid siren wailing)
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(screaming)
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(siren continues)
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Look, emu!
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Emu at the fence!
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Maxwell, you geezer,
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those dumb birds can't get past our fence.
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(plane engine roaring)
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- It's a bird!
- It's a plane!
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It's a flightless bird in a plane!
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But... we have a fence!
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(projectiles dropping)
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(projectiles whistling)
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(screaming)
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The emus have militarized!
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(vehicle revving)
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Goodbye, Rosie.
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(screeching)
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Uggh!
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- (screeching)
- KOALA MAN: Maxwell!
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(straining) Go, Koala Man!
You're our only hope!
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- (epic music rising)
- (Maxwell screams, gun fires)
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(planes buzzing overhead, guns firing)
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You will pay for your sins, Dapto.
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You will pay!
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Hear me, humans.
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I am General Peckmeister.
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Once again, your kind has attacked us!
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A vile human has
cracked the Royal Emu Egg!
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We shall execute one Daptonian
on the hour, every hour,
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- until you give up the egg assassin!
-(gun fires)
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I almost hope you don't confess,
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for I crave the taste of human blood.
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I don't know if you know this,
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but I've pecked before,
and I will peck again!
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(laughing maniacally)
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(contemplative keyboard music playing)
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LIAM: ♪ We're all that's left of Dapto ♪
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♪ Yeah, it's a fact-o ♪
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♪ We're all that's left of Daptooo... ♪
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(sobbing) We get it, little mate.
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We're fuckin' fucked.
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Rosie? I thought I saw the emus get you.
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I managed to get away.
Not that it's much better here.
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(laughs) Soooo true.
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Listen up, everybody,
Principal Bazwell here, as you know.
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Whomsoever destroyed that egg
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should stop being a coward
and come forward.
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We will all die if the
guilty party does not confess.
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So the stakes are pretty high.
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Thank you, everyone, enjoy your day.
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(suspenseful music rising)
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(gasps) Oh!
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It's you.
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You shouldn't have followed me.
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Vicky, you're my wife.
I know when something's up.
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You can trust me.
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I came here to destroy the evidence.
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Vicky! Why?
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I was managing the canteen alone
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and the children were so hungry...
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- I had never seen an egg like it.
- (children screaming)
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I don't know how it ended up
in the canteen.
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I... I swear I didn't know
it was the Royal Emu Egg.
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I didn't mean to start a war!
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I'm sorry!
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Shhhh! It's okay. It's not your fault.
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I must go on a solo mission
to parley with the emus.
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But I promise I will fix everything.
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For us, for the kids, for Dapto.
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Swear you'll come back to me, Kevin.
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I'll never leave you, Vicky.
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After right now
when I do have to leave you.
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- (murmuring)
- (peaceful music playing)
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I've never been able to nail
a fishtail braid.
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Thanks, Alison.
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Oh, my god! You... know my name?
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But you don't even follow me.
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Course I know your name!
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Soz, I've been pulling back
on social media.
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It fuels people's obsession
with being perfect and popular.
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But you are perfect and popular.
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Every picture you post is flawless.
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What's your secret?
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Hmm... I guess the best way to be popular
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is to be yourself.
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Like, don't be fake, ya know?
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Hah. Yeah. I hate popularity too.
It's so intoxicating.
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I mean, toxic.
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Wow, Alison.
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You really get me. Let's take a pic.
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- Slutty freckle filter on.
- (camera shutter clicks)
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- Cool if I tag you?
- Yes!
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I mean, uh, sure, whatever.
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Ugh, why is she being so nice to me?!
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No, stick to the plan, Alison!
Eliminate Rosie!
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♪ I was right about the birds ♪
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♪ Are you listening to my words? ♪
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Oi! Pipe down, little mate!
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♪ The future Liam sees ♪
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♪ Spider's about to sneeze! ♪
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(Spider sneezes)
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(sniffs) Aw, bless me!
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Now hold on a minute. How'd he do that?
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♪ Ever since the first outpost strike ♪
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♪ Visions of emus appeared in my sight ♪
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♪ Voices in my head do squawk ♪
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♪ But are released through
the powers of prog rock! ♪
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- (cheering)
- Fuck me dead, the boy has powers!
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He can see into the future!
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This is the advantage we need
to defeat the emus!
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The lad's music can save Dapto!
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(circuit breakers clang)
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(babbling in tongues)
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Those damn birds cut the power!
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He can't sing if he can't play music.
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If only we could access North Dapto High's
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backup generator.
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Uch. Alas,
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it's all the way on top of
Generator Tower,
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which happens to be 102 meters high,
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can only be reached via a very rickety,
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unserviced ladder,
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and can hardly bear the weight of even
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a small year-seven girl...
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It's a suicide mission
and only for the brave!
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- I volunteer!
- (Daptonians gasp)
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And if I die... I die for Dapto.
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Wow, Rosie.
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Not only are you popular,
you're also brave.
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(cheering)
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I volunteer too! To "protect" Rosie.
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I'll allow this dangerous mission.
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But, Alison, do take care of our Rosie.
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It would be a tragedy
if anything were to happen
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to the most popular girl in Dapto.
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A tragedy, indeed...
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(plane engines revving)
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KOALA MAN: General Peckmeister!
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I come in peace.
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- (guns cock)
- Wait, wait, wait!
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I have information
about the Royal Emu Egg. Please!
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Well, I'll be stuffed!
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Information, you say? Seize the human!
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Ugggh!
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Take him to King Emudeus!
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I actually had a lot more to say than
that-- ah, okay, I guess we're going now.
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I'll tell you later, then.
I'll tell you later.
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(somber orchestral music playing)
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(gasps)
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(doors rumbling)
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Huh, that's clever.
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Don't sell this technology
at Harvey Norman, do they--
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EMU: Shut your beak-less mouth!
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(epic music playing)
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Uggh!
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Welcome, Koala Man, to Emutopia!
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(epic music playing)
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(wind whistling)
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Come on, Alison! You can do it.
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You're almost at the top!
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(softly) I know I am.
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(screams)
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(Rosie groaning, Alison whimpering)
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Y-you saved me.
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Course I did, Alison!
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Why would you do that?
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Because you're my friend!
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And I've learned
not to take friends for granted.
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Like, McKayla Taylor Mercedes
went to jail,
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Saucy Jr. got grilled,
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and Sarah Sportsday got incinerated.
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Weird how all my friends keep vanishing!
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Hee-hee. Soooooo weird.
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But I realize now that
all those friendships were fake.
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Yet with you, I feel a real connection.
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You're not like those other girls.
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- You're real, Alison.
- I am?
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I mean, I am!
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You have such a pretty smile.
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Ha! How cute.
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I could just eat you both up.
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- (snarls)
- (Rosie screams)
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Yum-yum-yum! (snarls)
257
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This is it. I can finally be
the most powerful girl in Dapto.
258
00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:44,556
Alison!
259
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,182
(suspenseful music playing)
260
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,143
I've always loved children.
261
00:12:48,143 --> 00:12:49,769
So tender. (chuckles)
262
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:50,895
Ugggh!
263
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,856
Leave my friend alone.
264
00:12:52,856 --> 00:12:56,651
How dare you?!
265
00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:57,736
(Maxwell screams)
266
00:12:57,736 --> 00:13:00,864
This is for my legs, you bastard!
267
00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:03,241
That's my good eye!
268
00:13:03,241 --> 00:13:04,451
You saved me!
269
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,661
Course I did. You're my friend.
270
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,663
Now, let's save Dapto together.
271
00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:10,415
(circuits clang)
272
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:12,500
(babbling in tongues)
273
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:15,253
Oh, sweetie, you're burning up!
274
00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:18,590
By jingos! Our Rosie did it!
275
00:13:18,590 --> 00:13:20,592
And also there was a girl next to her.
276
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:22,010
Sing, little mate, sing!
277
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,678
(cheering)
278
00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:25,430
(playing contemplative tune)
279
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:33,980
♪ Let the music flow ♪
280
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:40,153
♪ My vocals are back ♪
281
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,490
♪ So jam along if you know ♪
282
00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:46,826
♪ Together ♪
283
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:51,623
♪ We can make those birds quack ♪
284
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:55,126
That's it! We must amplify
his psychic prog rock powers.
285
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,961
Let's get this boy a band!
286
00:13:56,961 --> 00:14:00,298
Give us a sick bass line, Spider!
287
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:01,883
Didn't you shred back in the day?
288
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:03,718
I guess I know a few scales.
289
00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:05,595
(playing heavy metal riff)
290
00:14:05,595 --> 00:14:07,347
Never played an instrument before,
291
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:09,057
but suppose I could give it a go.
292
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:11,935
(drum beats)
293
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,729
I'll be the roadie. It's actually a really
important part of the band
294
00:14:14,729 --> 00:14:16,106
that nobody ever appreciates.
295
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:19,359
(band playing prog rock)
296
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,612
(cheering)
297
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:28,034
♪ I see ♪
298
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:31,579
♪ The land ♪
299
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:34,791
♪ Where emus ♪
300
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:37,919
♪ Reside ♪
301
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,755
♪ Through ♪
302
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:45,927
♪ The barren outback ♪
303
00:14:45,927 --> 00:14:48,430
♪ Let our music be ♪
304
00:14:48,430 --> 00:14:54,519
♪ Your guide... ♪
305
00:14:55,687 --> 00:14:58,231
This is taking a tremendous toll on Liam.
306
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,025
His body can't handle it, Big Greg.
307
00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,484
He's only 40 kilos!
308
00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,403
Do you want to take Dapto back or not?!
309
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,113
Rock on, mates!
310
00:15:05,113 --> 00:15:07,365
KOALA MAN: I don't understand,
King Emudeus.
311
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:08,950
Wikipedia never mentioned you lot were
312
00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:11,286
so technologically advanced
in the Great Emu War.
313
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:15,540
(scoffs) You mean
the War of Human Aggression?
314
00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:19,919
For nearly a century,
my species has been evolving.
315
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,797
We've learned to communicate
through speech,
316
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:25,592
fly fighter planes for air-to-air combat,
317
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,886
and partake in hot yoga.
318
00:15:27,886 --> 00:15:30,889
All in preparation
should humans attack again.
319
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:35,101
With that knowledge, we built Emutopia,
320
00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:39,564
our own haven where we've lived
in peace and harmony beneath Australia.
321
00:15:39,564 --> 00:15:43,693
That is, until our beloved
Royal Emu Egg was slaughtered!
322
00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:46,863
But violently taking over Dapto
won't bring back your egg.
323
00:15:46,863 --> 00:15:49,491
It wasn't an easy decision to wage war.
324
00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:52,535
But sometimes, a hero must
make the ultimate sacrifice
325
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:54,245
for the greater good of their flock.
326
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:56,664
I apologize on behalf of all humans.
327
00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:58,875
I admit we can be selfish, brash,
328
00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:02,128
and at times, drive our families
insane with our alter egos.
329
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,713
But even with all our differences,
330
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:04,923
there's one thing we have in common.
331
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:07,258
Oh? And what's that?
332
00:16:07,258 --> 00:16:09,302
No matter if we're bird or man,
333
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:11,930
at the end of the day, we're all blokes.
334
00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:13,139
Good blokes.
335
00:16:13,139 --> 00:16:15,725
So maybe we can strike a Good Bloke Deal?
336
00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,602
Whaddaya say, mate?
337
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,398
Ahh, you're right!
338
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:22,732
I'm a good bloke.
339
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,067
You're a good bloke.
340
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,528
Good blokes should just get along!
341
00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:27,529
Cheers, mate.
342
00:16:27,529 --> 00:16:28,905
(band playing prog rock)
343
00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:30,198
What's that racket?
344
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,784
Sounds like it's both elaborate
and annoying.
345
00:16:32,784 --> 00:16:36,121
7-8 time signature?
346
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:37,914
(loud prog rock playing)
347
00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:41,710
(musicians snarling, whooping)
348
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,214
Whoaaaaaa!
349
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,553
(screaming, whooping)
350
00:16:56,808 --> 00:16:57,851
Emus!
351
00:16:58,101 --> 00:17:02,063
♪ It's time to say your last prayer ♪
352
00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:06,234
♪ I've led the human resistance... ♪
353
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:07,527
Hold on!
354
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:10,405
♪ ...to your secret lair ♪
355
00:17:10,405 --> 00:17:12,991
(prog rock continues)
356
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,325
(shrieks)
357
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:16,286
- (vehicle crashes)
- (music stops)
358
00:17:16,286 --> 00:17:17,954
(Big Greg groaning)
359
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:21,416
(Daptonians shouting war cries)
360
00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:24,586
There shall be no peace
between avian and man.
361
00:17:24,586 --> 00:17:26,338
To arms, my emus!
362
00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:28,256
(emus cackling)
363
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,428
(shouting, whooping)
364
00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:41,519
♪ Both fingers and feathers ♪
365
00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:44,147
♪ Fight 'til they're weathered ♪
366
00:17:44,147 --> 00:17:46,358
♪ Bloodshed for all ♪
367
00:17:46,358 --> 00:17:49,027
♪ Humanity will fall ♪
368
00:17:49,027 --> 00:17:51,613
♪ Lest a hero should rise ♪
369
00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:54,240
♪ Bring truth to the lies ♪
370
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,743
- ♪ Come forward, I beg ♪
- Vicky, no!
371
00:17:56,743 --> 00:18:00,372
♪ Whoever cracked the Royal Emu Egg... ♪
372
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:01,414
Stop!
373
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,750
♪ ...egg! ♪
374
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,962
I must end this chaos.
375
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:10,882
I know who cracked the Royal Emu Egg.
376
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:13,259
- It was--
- Me! That's right!
377
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:15,470
I, Koala Man, smushed the egg.
378
00:18:15,470 --> 00:18:16,721
All on my own!
379
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,932
And I smushed it oh-so good.
380
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,226
King Emudeus almost fell for it,
381
00:18:21,226 --> 00:18:23,812
but turns out I'm not
a good bloke after all.
382
00:18:23,812 --> 00:18:24,938
I'm a bad bloke!
383
00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:26,981
- (gasps)
- DAPTONIANS: What?!
384
00:18:26,981 --> 00:18:29,150
B-but why, Koala Man?
385
00:18:29,150 --> 00:18:32,070
Why?! Because I wanted Dapto to fail!
386
00:18:32,070 --> 00:18:34,698
I wanted the emus to destroy this town.
387
00:18:34,698 --> 00:18:35,949
I wanted this war.
388
00:18:35,949 --> 00:18:37,575
(sniffles) They say
389
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,828
to never meet your heroes!
390
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:42,455
You think it's easy to always
paint over your graffiti,
391
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,124
or remind you about bin day,
392
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,667
or measure your grass to ensure
393
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,252
it's within a centimeter
of the council limit?
394
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,295
This town never appreciated me,
395
00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:51,256
and I'm tired of cleaning up your mess!
396
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:52,590
Koala Man,
397
00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:55,218
who we have all looked up to,
398
00:18:55,218 --> 00:18:57,095
said he hates Dapto!
399
00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:59,347
Kevin, why are you taking the fall for me?
400
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:01,933
Sometimes a hero
must make the ultimate sacrifice
401
00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:04,728
- for the greater good of their flock.
- Seize him!
402
00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:06,855
- Yeahhh!
- That sounded quite medieval, didn't it?
403
00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:08,356
No, Koala Man!
404
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:09,816
(epic music playing)
405
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:11,526
Get off me!
406
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:13,445
(epic music fades)
407
00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:16,406
(peaceful music playing)
408
00:19:16,406 --> 00:19:20,994
From this day forth,
both emu and man shall thrive
409
00:19:20,994 --> 00:19:24,414
under the Emutopia-Dapto peace treaty!
410
00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:25,582
(cheering)
411
00:19:25,582 --> 00:19:26,499
You're birds,
412
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:27,417
we're blokes,
413
00:19:27,417 --> 00:19:29,044
but we both got two legs.
414
00:19:29,044 --> 00:19:31,087
Two legs that stand in...
415
00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,422
Strayaaaaa!
416
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:35,467
- (cheering)
- ALL: Strayaaaaa!
417
00:19:35,467 --> 00:19:36,843
Lest we forget,
418
00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,971
we are most united in our hatred
for a common enemy.
419
00:19:39,971 --> 00:19:42,432
As punishment for the heinous war crimes
420
00:19:42,432 --> 00:19:43,850
against the emu nation,
421
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:47,520
I hereby sentence Koala Man to exile!
422
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,190
- (cheering)
- Yeah, exile!
423
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:52,692
I can't believe they're going
to exile Koala Man!
424
00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:55,945
Ugggh! (straining)
425
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:57,322
Eh, I'm sure he'll be fine.
426
00:19:57,322 --> 00:19:59,491
You know, Alison, I never imagined
427
00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:02,410
I'd be at an interspecies
truce ceremony with you.
428
00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:05,538
Yeah, I never imagined
we'd be side-by-side either.
429
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:08,375
You truly are my ride-or-die, Alison.
430
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:10,377
- (camera shutter clicks)
- Ride-or-dies...
431
00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:11,711
forever.
432
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:14,798
- (contemplative music playing)
- Wait! (panting)
433
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,217
You don't have to do this, Kevin.
434
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,718
Just take the mask off.
435
00:20:18,718 --> 00:20:21,054
Sneak back into town
and forget about Koala Man!
436
00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:23,682
No. Honor demands that I do this.
437
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:26,267
Please, tell the kids that I love them.
438
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:29,521
Oh, Kevin, please! Don't.
439
00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:31,981
Thank you for putting up
with Koala Man, Vicky.
440
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:34,401
And when you think of me,
remember one thing...
441
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:35,944
Anything, Kevin.
442
00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:39,197
Sprinklers run on Mondays,
Wednesdays, and Fridays.
443
00:20:39,197 --> 00:20:40,699
There's a drought on.
444
00:20:40,699 --> 00:20:42,158
I'll put the bins out.
445
00:20:42,158 --> 00:20:43,827
- (epic music rising)
- I know.
446
00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,460
(contemplative music playing)
447
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:57,632
This isn't so bad!
448
00:20:57,632 --> 00:20:59,426
Fresh air, exercise...
449
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:01,845
and I'm getting a free tan!
450
00:21:01,845 --> 00:21:03,138
Ugggh!
451
00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,059
(bird squawking)
452
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,895
(wind whistling)
453
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:15,442
Where am I?
454
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:19,863
(laughing maniacally)
455
00:21:19,863 --> 00:21:22,490
Toothbrush Island!
456
00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:24,617
Untie me immediately!
457
00:21:24,617 --> 00:21:27,412
But isn't this what you wanted, Koala Man?
458
00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:30,874
To be a koala man, man?
459
00:21:30,874 --> 00:21:34,836
(groaning) Using my own superhero identity
against me... villainous!
460
00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:39,049
And not just your superhero identity...
Kevin!
461
00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:40,550
Kevin? That's me!
462
00:21:40,550 --> 00:21:42,469
How do you know my civilian identity?
463
00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:47,349
I am the Kookaburra, your archnemesis.
464
00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:51,561
And I've been after you
for a long time, mate...
465
00:21:51,561 --> 00:21:55,774
You see, I was the one
who sabotaged your bins
466
00:21:55,774 --> 00:21:58,860
and drew out the Tall Poppy,
467
00:21:58,860 --> 00:22:01,404
who put the Tradies onto you,
468
00:22:01,404 --> 00:22:05,492
who got Chad Wagon to turn your own
son against you,
469
00:22:05,492 --> 00:22:10,622
who summoned The Great One
to screw your precious Dapto,
470
00:22:10,622 --> 00:22:14,751
who hired the gang of kangaroos
to carjack you,
471
00:22:14,751 --> 00:22:17,796
who rigged the Handies torch to explode.
472
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:21,174
And yes, I was the one
473
00:22:21,174 --> 00:22:25,261
who set Vicky up to crack the emu egg!
474
00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:28,848
All so I could take down Koala Man
475
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:31,267
and have Dapto to myself!
476
00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:36,064
Now, the Kookaburra
will be the town's hero!
477
00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:37,607
How did I not see this coming?!
478
00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:39,234
My koala senses should've tingled!
479
00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:41,569
And I guess your "koala senses"
480
00:22:41,569 --> 00:22:43,988
didn't tingle this either.
481
00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:45,657
I was the one
482
00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:47,534
driving the V8 car
483
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:50,829
- that ran over your beloved cub!
- (screaming)
484
00:22:50,829 --> 00:22:53,164
(laughing maniacally)
485
00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:54,791
You killed Mindy!
486
00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:56,918
You won't get away with this, Kookaburra!
487
00:22:56,918 --> 00:22:58,503
This is not on!
488
00:22:58,503 --> 00:23:00,005
(groaning)
489
00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:03,425
Aaah! Oh, look, you're not a koala.
490
00:23:03,591 --> 00:23:05,760
You're just a wanker. Hyah!
491
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,680
Enjoy Toothbrush Island, Kevin!
492
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,558
'Cause Dapto is mine!
493
00:23:11,558 --> 00:23:13,810
(laughing maniacally)
494
00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:18,398
Noooooooo!
495
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:21,151
(dramatic orchestral chord blaring)
496
00:23:22,152 --> 00:23:24,070
(theme song playing)
497
00:23:59,689 --> 00:24:02,692
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