1 00:00:01,710 --> 00:00:03,003 You kids remembered to pack 2 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:04,796 - your PJs, right? - - KIDS: Yeah. - Yes, Dad. 3 00:00:04,921 --> 00:00:06,715 How about your little jelly shoes for the showers? 4 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,258 Unpack your bags and make sure you've got 5 00:00:08,258 --> 00:00:09,467 your little jelly shoes in there. 6 00:00:09,467 --> 00:00:11,803 Kevin, relax, it's a two-day music camp. 7 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:14,347 A two-day music camp eight hours away! 8 00:00:14,347 --> 00:00:16,891 In the middle of the Outback! Anything could happen out there. 9 00:00:16,891 --> 00:00:18,393 The kids will be just fine. 10 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:19,394 (bus braking) 11 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:21,146 Morning, little rockstars! 12 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:23,648 How're my future Kylie Minogues doing? 13 00:00:23,648 --> 00:00:26,151 Can't get you out of my head. 14 00:00:26,151 --> 00:00:29,529 Mum, I don't want to go to music camp. What if I end up like Little Nina. 15 00:00:29,529 --> 00:00:30,530 - That teeny weenie freak - (bassoon music) 16 00:00:30,530 --> 00:00:31,865 whose growth was stunted 17 00:00:31,865 --> 00:00:33,783 from playing bassoon at a young age? 18 00:00:33,783 --> 00:00:36,953 She's magnificent. Fit her right in your pocket, you could. 19 00:00:36,953 --> 00:00:40,206 Go on, Alison. Channel that teenage angst into your French horn. 20 00:00:40,206 --> 00:00:41,791 Ugggh! 21 00:00:44,669 --> 00:00:47,464 Well, gonna be real quiet around here, I reckon. 22 00:00:47,464 --> 00:00:49,549 Got the whole place to ourselves. 23 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:50,675 Yes. 24 00:00:50,675 --> 00:00:53,178 Well, Kevin, this would be a good time 25 00:00:53,178 --> 00:00:54,637 to have a little talk. 26 00:00:54,637 --> 00:00:57,015 A talk? Okay, I guess we can have a talk. 27 00:00:57,015 --> 00:00:59,642 Oh, did you see Big Greg's got a new book out? 28 00:00:59,642 --> 00:01:01,936 I swear to God, he's just a show-off. 29 00:01:01,936 --> 00:01:04,397 And you know what, everyone knows it, so I don't even care anymore. 30 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:08,485 I mean a talk talk. About this whole Koala Man thing. 31 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:11,196 Ah, a Koala Man talk talk. 32 00:01:11,196 --> 00:01:13,698 All right, you have my full attention, Vicky. 33 00:01:13,698 --> 00:01:16,159 Let's dive in. Just me and you, 34 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:17,243 no distractions. 35 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:18,370 All right. 36 00:01:18,370 --> 00:01:19,913 When you first started being Koala Man, 37 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,247 I thought it would only be... 38 00:01:21,247 --> 00:01:23,708 Wait! Stop! Time out! Liam forgot his jacket! 39 00:01:23,708 --> 00:01:25,168 Kevin, it's fine. 40 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:27,337 You know how cold it gets in the Outback at night! 41 00:01:27,337 --> 00:01:29,214 I've gotta get this jacket to Liam! 42 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:31,091 Let's think... the maximum speed 43 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,468 of a school bus is 80 kilometers an hour. 44 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:36,638 The speed limit for an automobile such as mine is 110. 45 00:01:36,638 --> 00:01:38,390 So, rounding down to 100 for safety, 46 00:01:38,556 --> 00:01:40,809 I should be able to catch up to the bus within an hour. 47 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:42,268 Don't you think you're overreacting, Kevin? 48 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:44,729 Do you know what happens when I underreact, Vicky? 49 00:01:44,729 --> 00:01:45,814 People die. 50 00:01:45,814 --> 00:01:47,440 (sighs) Go then. 51 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,526 But on the drive, I want you to have a good long think 52 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:51,194 about why you are the way you are. 53 00:01:51,194 --> 00:01:53,154 I'm afraid there will be no time to dig into my past, Vicky! 54 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:55,490 I've got a job to do. 55 00:01:55,490 --> 00:01:57,242 (hard rock music playing) 56 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:04,040 - (music stops) - Why won't that come off? 57 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:07,002 Oh, that's like a crack from a pebble or something. 58 00:02:07,002 --> 00:02:09,170 Oh, sugar. Oh, well, good enough. 59 00:02:09,170 --> 00:02:11,172 (rock music resumes) 60 00:02:11,172 --> 00:02:13,341 Let's ride. 61 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:15,468 (theme song playing) 62 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:42,871 {\an8}Koala Kode one-one-eight: 63 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:45,582 {\an8}For more Koala Kodes, download the Koala App. 64 00:02:45,582 --> 00:02:48,335 It's not a virus anymore. We fixed it. 65 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:50,295 (car engine) 66 00:02:50,295 --> 00:02:51,588 KEVIN: Travelogue number one. 67 00:02:51,588 --> 00:02:53,465 {\an8}I'm in hot pursuit of the camp bus. 68 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:56,593 {\an8}"Operation: Bring Liam His Jacket" is well underway. 69 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,678 Think I'll just enjoy the drive for a bit, 70 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:01,056 {\an8}while I try to think of a better name for this operation. 71 00:03:01,056 --> 00:03:04,059 - (talk radio playing softly) - What was with Vicky back there? 72 00:03:04,059 --> 00:03:05,727 "Why are you the way that you are?" 73 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:07,687 {\an8}Why is anyone the way they are? 74 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:09,564 As if a sequence of formative events 75 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:12,108 could shape one's behavior. Ridiculous. 76 00:03:12,108 --> 00:03:15,612 ♪ Toot toot, wham bam huge blue van... ♪ 77 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:19,657 Wait, this track seems strangely familiar. 78 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:21,785 {\an8}♪ Wham bam, huge blue van ♪ 79 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:26,289 {\an8}♪ We're gonna take you away ♪ 80 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:28,375 {\an8}Look, gang! I think I see 81 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,502 {\an8}our old friend up the road: 82 00:03:30,502 --> 00:03:31,670 Uncle Bumpy! 83 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:34,673 (chuckles) Hi, Tigglies! 84 00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:36,508 Room for one more? 85 00:03:36,508 --> 00:03:38,843 - Sure! -There's always room for one more! 86 00:03:38,843 --> 00:03:40,845 Hop, hop, hop on, Uncle Bumpy! 87 00:03:40,845 --> 00:03:43,932 UNCLE BUMPY: Tiggle till you giggle! Giggle-giggle-gig... 88 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:46,893 ♪ Toot toot, wham bam huge blue van... ♪ 89 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,436 Kevin, do you reckon we'll be mates 90 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:49,979 like the Tigglies when we grow up? 91 00:03:49,979 --> 00:03:51,398 Of course, Christopher! 92 00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:53,566 It's like the Tigglies always say, 93 00:03:53,566 --> 00:03:55,443 "'Friend' Is A Forever Word." 94 00:03:55,443 --> 00:03:59,280 Oi! (gulps) What the fuck is this shit?! 95 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:02,158 - Oh, hi, Daddy. - Hi, Detective Williams. 96 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:04,244 Kevin, some bogan shitbag 97 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,954 wrapped his mouth around a shotgun today 98 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,455 outside the bowl-o. 99 00:04:07,455 --> 00:04:10,333 You think I wanna come home and listen to creeps in skivvies 100 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:12,002 singing about a big blue van!? 101 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:12,961 Sorry, Dad! 102 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:14,587 Go outside and take turns 103 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:16,172 kicking each other in the balls. 104 00:04:16,172 --> 00:04:18,091 The footy's about to start. Fuck off! 105 00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:20,218 (crowd cheering) 106 00:04:20,844 --> 00:04:22,137 ♪ Toot toot, wham bam... ♪ 107 00:04:22,137 --> 00:04:24,597 Damn annoying song. Quite repetitive. 108 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:26,141 (dramatic music playing) 109 00:04:26,141 --> 00:04:29,561 Aha! Travelogue number two: I've got eyes on the bus. 110 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:32,522 Time to wrap this thing up and head... home. 111 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:38,528 I find myself in the horns of a dilemma. 112 00:04:38,528 --> 00:04:40,572 The Koala Kode says I cannot leave 113 00:04:40,572 --> 00:04:42,490 an injured creature to suffer... 114 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:45,201 I'm harrowed to say, an illegal U-turn seems in order. 115 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:47,162 (tires squeal) 116 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:49,164 (car door closes) 117 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:51,458 (grunting) 118 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:53,084 You're all right, little guy. 119 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:55,128 I got ya. You need help? 120 00:04:55,587 --> 00:04:57,172 Yeh, cunt. You can help me 121 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:58,673 by giving me your fackin' wallet. 122 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:01,259 - What?! - (whistles) 123 00:05:01,259 --> 00:05:03,053 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, let's, uh, 124 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:05,013 let's just take it easy here, guys. 125 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:07,182 Just hand over your wallet, dickhead. 126 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:09,142 And your fackin' keys, too! 127 00:05:09,142 --> 00:05:10,185 Back off! 128 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:11,728 I'm well trained in the art 129 00:05:11,728 --> 00:05:13,521 of grown-up karate, and I eve-- 130 00:05:13,646 --> 00:05:15,023 Ugggh! Ohh! Ooh! 131 00:05:15,273 --> 00:05:16,941 Please! No! Stop! 132 00:05:16,941 --> 00:05:18,193 Aaah! 133 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:20,236 - (groaning) - KANGAROO: Get his wallet 134 00:05:20,236 --> 00:05:22,113 and keys! And his phone! 135 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:24,783 Take his fackin' shoes, too. Fack it. 136 00:05:26,409 --> 00:05:29,204 Keep your ugly fackin' jacket, ya dickhead! 137 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:30,997 (tires squealing) 138 00:05:30,997 --> 00:05:33,583 This is not on. 139 00:05:37,462 --> 00:05:40,215 - (somber music playing) - (birds squawking) 140 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:41,716 (groaning) 141 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:45,220 Mindy? 142 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,889 Mindy, is that you? 143 00:05:49,391 --> 00:05:51,351 MASK: So, what's the plan? 144 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:54,354 You're not just gonna lie there and die, are ya? 145 00:05:54,354 --> 00:05:56,648 You've got justice to serve, mate. 146 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:58,900 Justice... 147 00:05:58,900 --> 00:06:01,861 - (distant shouting) - Mummy, what's happening to Daddy? 148 00:06:01,861 --> 00:06:05,073 Your daddy's going on holiday... by himself. 149 00:06:05,073 --> 00:06:06,700 (sobbing) 150 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,618 NEIL: Listen here, ankle biter. 151 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:10,203 You're gonna hear a lot of things 152 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:11,705 about me in the next few weeks. 153 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,206 None of them are true. 154 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:14,791 Dapto P.D. is dirty. 155 00:06:14,791 --> 00:06:17,419 It's a frame job. This is not on. 156 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:19,921 It's up to you to be the man of the house now. 157 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:21,256 You've gotta be tough. 158 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:24,050 I will, Dad! I'll be tough! 159 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,552 And I'm gonna devote my whole life 160 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,262 to justice, just like you. 161 00:06:27,262 --> 00:06:29,014 (car engine) 162 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:31,016 MASK: Yesssss, Kevin. 163 00:06:31,016 --> 00:06:32,726 There's still work to be done 164 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:35,020 and justice to be served. 165 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:36,980 (Kevin straining) 166 00:06:40,692 --> 00:06:42,944 (groaning) 167 00:06:45,530 --> 00:06:48,199 Oh, travelogue number 12: 168 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:50,785 The Outback is an unforgiving foe, 169 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:53,329 designed to test the will of man. 170 00:06:53,329 --> 00:06:56,207 I believe I'm starting to hallucinate. 171 00:06:56,207 --> 00:07:00,170 Just earlier I swear I saw a vision of Mindy. 172 00:07:00,170 --> 00:07:01,671 (band drum beating in distance) 173 00:07:01,671 --> 00:07:04,883 Now I hear the faint sound of music. 174 00:07:04,883 --> 00:07:07,677 It could be my brain is overheating. 175 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:10,388 My senses at war with themselves. 176 00:07:10,388 --> 00:07:13,141 My sanity slowly slipping. 177 00:07:13,141 --> 00:07:15,143 (music growing louder) 178 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:17,854 Scratch that, the music is real. 179 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:22,650 (rock music playing) 180 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:24,986 - Is anyone in there? - (music stops) 181 00:07:24,986 --> 00:07:26,863 What do you want? 182 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:28,656 Please, you've gotta help me. 183 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:30,784 I'm in need of medical assistance. 184 00:07:30,784 --> 00:07:32,494 And perhaps a light snack. 185 00:07:32,494 --> 00:07:34,704 Nah, you've gotta fuck off, mate. 186 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:35,955 Oh, please! 187 00:07:35,955 --> 00:07:38,041 I was on a mission to my kids' music camp 188 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:39,125 and some 'roos just-- 189 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:40,251 What'd you say? 190 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:42,003 My children are at a remote music camp 191 00:07:42,128 --> 00:07:43,171 in the Outback and I-- 192 00:07:43,338 --> 00:07:45,674 Why didn't you say so? Come on in, brother! 193 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:47,425 Are you... Red Tigglie!? 194 00:07:47,425 --> 00:07:48,385 In the flesh! 195 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:50,387 Welcome to Tigglie HQ, 196 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:52,722 the most joyous place on earth! 197 00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:55,141 {\an8}(door closes) 198 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:56,768 {\an8}This is our little hideaway, 199 00:07:56,768 --> 00:08:00,271 where us Tigglies come to work on new music. 200 00:08:00,271 --> 00:08:02,065 I used to love your songs as a kid. 201 00:08:02,065 --> 00:08:03,900 Had every VHS tape you ever put out. 202 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,276 Not one bootleg. 203 00:08:05,276 --> 00:08:07,612 Yes, we've had quite the run. 204 00:08:07,612 --> 00:08:09,239 (sighs) Back in the '90s, 205 00:08:09,239 --> 00:08:12,492 the Australian children's music scene was on fire. 206 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:14,077 There was the Jump Patrol, 207 00:08:14,077 --> 00:08:15,161 the Wamby-Jambies, 208 00:08:15,161 --> 00:08:16,371 the Kookabirdos, 209 00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:18,039 the Scootie-Wootie-Woot-Woots. 210 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:21,001 Then suddenly, the whole industry went tits up. 211 00:08:21,001 --> 00:08:23,753 Other kids bands faded into obscurity. 212 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:26,464 But here we are, still at it. 213 00:08:26,464 --> 00:08:28,466 It's remarkable you've managed to survive. 214 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:32,387 Yes... it's a remarkable thing, survival... 215 00:08:32,387 --> 00:08:35,390 (retro rock music playing) 216 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:36,808 (music stops) 217 00:08:36,808 --> 00:08:37,976 Who the hell are you!? 218 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:39,644 It's all right, he's cool. 219 00:08:39,644 --> 00:08:41,104 This here's Koala Man. 220 00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:44,065 He ran into some trouble on his way to a... 221 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:46,359 children's music camp. 222 00:08:46,359 --> 00:08:49,529 Ooh, there's a new children's music camp nearby? 223 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:52,282 In that case, make yourself at home, big man! 224 00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:53,533 Let's get you fixed up. 225 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,160 You look like you've been through hell. 226 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,412 (upbeat theme music plays) 227 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:02,500 I've gotta say, 228 00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:04,627 you four haven't aged a day since I was a kid. 229 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:07,714 Well, chalk it up to clean eating. (laughs) 230 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:09,090 So, Koala Man, 231 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,468 where is this music camp, anyway? 232 00:09:11,468 --> 00:09:13,511 Just a few kilometers east of Bathurst. 233 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:15,180 Could I trouble you for a ride there? 234 00:09:15,180 --> 00:09:17,057 We'd be happy to drive ya. 235 00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:20,268 Yeah. We'd love to check out this camp. 236 00:09:20,268 --> 00:09:23,104 Great! Oh, can I use your toilet before we go? 237 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:25,106 There were no public restrooms on the way. 238 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:27,067 I nearly had to urinate on the side of the road 239 00:09:27,067 --> 00:09:28,193 like a common pervert. 240 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:29,444 Down the way you came, 241 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:30,653 second door on the left. 242 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:33,323 (Kevin groaning) 243 00:09:34,157 --> 00:09:36,159 - Oh, thank God. - (urinating) 244 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,578 I nearly doused me dacks. 245 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,662 (distant) Hall monitor log... 246 00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:41,873 Hall monitor log, number 150. 247 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,833 Wednesday, 9:27 a.m. 248 00:09:43,833 --> 00:09:47,337 The halls are quiet today. Eerily quiet. 249 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,089 It's as if the forces of injustice 250 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,465 are biding their time, 251 00:09:50,465 --> 00:09:53,343 waiting for just the right opportunity to strike. 252 00:09:53,343 --> 00:09:55,553 - (student moaning) - Morning, Christopher. 253 00:09:55,553 --> 00:09:57,347 - Where are you headed? - Oh, hey, Kevin. 254 00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,516 - I just need to use the bathroom. - Understood. 255 00:09:59,516 --> 00:10:01,518 - (student moaning) - Just need a quick look at your hall pass 256 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:02,852 and then you can be right on your way. 257 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,271 I don't have one. It's kind of an emergency, Kev. 258 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,732 - No hall pass? This is not on. - (student moaning) 259 00:10:07,732 --> 00:10:09,317 You got me in a tough spot here, mate. 260 00:10:09,317 --> 00:10:12,112 Aw, Kevin, come on! The toilets are right there! 261 00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,363 I'm about to burst! 262 00:10:13,363 --> 00:10:14,948 I really can't let you in there, Chris. 263 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,574 We'll just have to pop back into class 264 00:10:16,574 --> 00:10:17,909 and get you a proper hall pass. 265 00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:19,828 I'll wait for you out here. 266 00:10:20,995 --> 00:10:23,123 Hall Monitor log number 151. 267 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:24,541 Brief incident regarding 268 00:10:24,541 --> 00:10:26,251 an unauthorized attempt at urination. 269 00:10:26,251 --> 00:10:27,419 Stand by for upda-- 270 00:10:27,419 --> 00:10:30,213 (students laughing) 271 00:10:30,213 --> 00:10:31,965 (Christopher sobbing) 272 00:10:31,965 --> 00:10:33,383 He pissed his pants! 273 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:36,761 Hey, Chris, try not to slip in your own piss, mate! 274 00:10:36,928 --> 00:10:37,762 Aah! 275 00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,389 He just told you not to slip, 276 00:10:39,389 --> 00:10:40,640 ya fackin' idiot! 277 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:43,018 STUDENTS: ♪ Pissy Chrissy! ♪ 278 00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:45,353 - ♪ Pissy Chrissy! ♪ - (sobbing) 279 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,564 ♪ Pissy Chrissy... ♪ 280 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:51,609 You did the right thing, Kevin. You did. 281 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:55,655 (man humming simple tune) 282 00:10:59,117 --> 00:11:00,577 (humming continues) 283 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,620 - Who are you!? - Oh, hi there. 284 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:04,581 I'm Dennis. Nice to meet ya, mate. 285 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:05,874 Are you joining me? 286 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,042 What is this place? 287 00:11:07,042 --> 00:11:08,710 This is where they send the rejects. 288 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,378 Been down here since I was a kid. 289 00:11:10,378 --> 00:11:11,546 Wasn't very good at music, 290 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,089 so I never made it onto the menu. 291 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:14,090 The menu? 292 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:16,259 How do you think they stay young? 293 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,846 - (dramatic flourish plays) - Aaaah! 294 00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,390 Tiggle till you giggle, mate. 295 00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,267 - (door lock) - Oi! 296 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:26,728 Start the huge blue van! 297 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,982 Travelogue number 13: 298 00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:33,401 The Tigglies have been eating musically talented children 299 00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:34,486 to retain their youth 300 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:36,154 in an orgy of cannibalistic excess 301 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:37,113 and black magic. 302 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,239 Very not on. 303 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,657 I need to find a way out of here 304 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,284 before my own kids fall prey to this. 305 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:42,452 Liam is quite good at the keyboard 306 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:43,411 and probably delicious. 307 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,871 It's no use, Koala Man. 308 00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,582 Best to make yourself comfortable and wait to die. 309 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,751 - Do you want a bite of my slop? - Not now, Dennis. 310 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:53,129 All right. Your loss. Come to Dennis. (chomping) 311 00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:54,673 (doors rattling) 312 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,049 Oh, no, no, no, no... 313 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,300 Is someone else here? 314 00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,469 - Uncle Bumpy... - My God, 315 00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,971 Uncle Bumpy was the wackiest one of the bunch! 316 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,348 And the most evil. 317 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:06,476 They kept me alive down here... for him. 318 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:07,560 (door clatters) 319 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,939 (creaking) 320 00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,776 What the fack is all this? 321 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:17,028 Spider! How'd you find me? 322 00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:19,823 Well, couple hours ago, I rang your Koala Phone 323 00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,700 to ask to borrow your Koala Mower 324 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,743 and some 'roos answered and they said, 325 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,037 "Oi, dickhead, we beat up your friend." 326 00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:29,249 And I said, "First of all, mate, you're the dickhead." 327 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,418 "Second, you better not have, 328 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,628 I really need to borrow that Koala Mower." 329 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:36,297 And then they said, "What the fack's a Koala Mower?" 330 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,925 And I said, "It's basically just a regular lawnmower 331 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,552 but with koala ears glued to it." 332 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:42,470 And they said that was stupid, 333 00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,890 and I told 'em, "You're the one who's fackin' stupid, dickhead." 334 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,225 "Why don't ya come to Dapto 335 00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,436 and talk shit to my face, see what happens?" 336 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,230 Anyway, they told me they left you on the side of the Princess Highway, 337 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,440 so I came looking for ya. 338 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:56,568 Spider, I need a ride to music camp, now! 339 00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:59,195 I got the ute parked right outside. 340 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,031 Come on, Dennis. Let's get out of here! 341 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:05,160 All right. Is it okay if I eat in the car? 342 00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,495 - (car engine) - (chomping) 343 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:10,206 Why'd you stop to help those 'roos anyway, Koala Man? 344 00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,083 Everyone knows they fuckin' roll ya. 345 00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,878 I always help the injured. It's the Koala Kode. 346 00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:19,007 Oh! Well, it looks like those damn millipedes are back. 347 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,300 Ah, nasty buggers! 348 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,052 I'll pop 'round the shops and get some spray. 349 00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:23,595 I can pick up some food if you want-- 350 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:24,888 (tense music plays) 351 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:29,351 (horn blares) 352 00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:31,061 Kevin! 353 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,525 You're all right, little one. I got you. 354 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,655 Come on, Mindy. Just take it. 355 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,491 Oh, still not eating? 356 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,408 No. 357 00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,035 Poor gal's gonna starve to death 358 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,745 if she doesn't eat something soon. 359 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,998 I had an idea. Here, try this on. 360 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,458 I sewed it myself. 361 00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,918 That's brilliant, Vicky! 362 00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,099 - (chomping) - It's just up ahead over there! 363 00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,975 Hold onto your cock, mate. 364 00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:11,976 (engine revving) 365 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:16,356 (engine revs, stops) 366 00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,360 They're here. 367 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:24,906 I'm going in. 368 00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:26,783 You two stay here and keep lookout. 369 00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,160 All right. How you set for weapons? 370 00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,746 Hm, we'll talk about the proper permits for these later. 371 00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:34,416 Nah, nah, it's all right. This is all black market shit. 372 00:14:34,416 --> 00:14:39,754 (band playing oompah music) 373 00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:42,841 ♪ Set the table, grab your forks ♪ 374 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,134 ♪ Put on your bibs ♪ 375 00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:47,637 ♪ La-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪ 376 00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,973 - (blows sour note) - ♪ Let's eat, kids! ♪ 377 00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,641 - Whoo! (giggles) - Yeah! 378 00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:54,310 Clean. What a wonderful surprise this has been. 379 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,188 An unexpected drop-in by the Tigglies, 380 00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,274 at our music camp! 381 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,817 How lucky! 382 00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,819 Well, what can we say? 383 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,030 There's nothing we appreciate more 384 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:07,699 than children who love music. 385 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:12,162 Liam and Little Nina, you two are especially talented. 386 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:14,164 This is bullshit! What about me? 387 00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:15,790 Ehh, you're safe. 388 00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:16,875 "Safe"? 389 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:20,045 We have chosen Liam and Little Nina! 390 00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:23,423 Your meatiness shall become one with our own. 391 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,383 (kids screaming) 392 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:26,343 (Kevin gasps) 393 00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:27,677 (tense music playing) 394 00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,309 Not so fast, Tigglies! 395 00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:37,729 You've just met your own personal Yoko Ono. 396 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:39,230 - (music stops) - What? 397 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,858 B-Because I'm gonna break up your band. 398 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,318 Oh, come on, that's not really fair. 399 00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:45,528 Yoko's not the only reason the Beatles broke up. 400 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,906 Yeah, all four of them were going in just different directions. 401 00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,407 Whatever, just drop the kids! 402 00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:51,409 Out of the way, you fucking stooge! 403 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,286 (both grunts, groaning) 404 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,829 Oooh! 405 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,373 (Kevin straining) 406 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,709 - Ohh! - Not so safe now, am I? 407 00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:02,962 Uh, great job, little girl. That was very brave. 408 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,673 You've probably got a very strong 409 00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:06,091 father figure in your life. 410 00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:09,636 Principal Bazwell, watch the kids! 411 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,013 How can we play anything without the bassoon?! 412 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,139 Come on! 413 00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:17,560 - (tense music playing) - (engine revving) 414 00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:25,443 Well, guess it's time to catch the bus... 415 00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,320 And I have a heavy vehicles license 416 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,072 so it's actually okay. 417 00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:31,574 (racing car engines) 418 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:37,372 Come on! Come on! 419 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,960 (horn honking) 420 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:47,048 Activating Spider NOS! 421 00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,681 Go, go Koala Klaws! 422 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,058 Ah. Still need to invent those, don't I? 423 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,811 (tires squeal) 424 00:16:59,811 --> 00:17:00,895 (explosion) 425 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,068 He's not letting go! 426 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,278 Oh, don't worry... 427 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:10,196 Backup's on the way. 428 00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:12,866 (laughing) 429 00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,079 Oh, no... it's Uncle Bumpy. 430 00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,457 Jiggle till you giggle! 431 00:17:22,334 --> 00:17:23,209 (laughing) 432 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,004 Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle! 433 00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,090 Pull up ahead of Uncle Bumpy. 434 00:17:30,592 --> 00:17:31,843 (tires squeal) 435 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,807 UNCLE BUMPY: Wakey, wakey! 436 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,101 It's Uncle Bumpy time! (laughing) 437 00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:44,064 DENNIS: Please, Uncle Bumpy! Not the hot poker! Noooo! 438 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:47,525 UNCLE BUMPY: (laughing) Hey, it's you. 439 00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,486 The untalented runt! 440 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,404 That's where you're wrong, Uncle Bumpy. 441 00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,406 I finally learned to play an instrument. 442 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:54,449 (clicks) 443 00:17:58,495 --> 00:17:59,496 (tires squeal) 444 00:17:59,496 --> 00:18:00,413 (explosion) 445 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,500 Dennis, you inedible bastard. 446 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,251 They wouldn't eat you, 447 00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,212 but now you're well done. 448 00:18:07,212 --> 00:18:08,505 (sobbing) 449 00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,590 (hard rock music playing) 450 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,052 This cunt's got a lot of different fackin' punch cards. 451 00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,345 Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi! 452 00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:16,721 Turn up the fackin' music, 453 00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,014 this is the sickest bit! 454 00:18:18,014 --> 00:18:20,475 (music pounding) 455 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:21,893 (tires squeal) 456 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,188 - (tires squeal) - (car crashing) 457 00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:30,026 (tires squeal) 458 00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:31,486 (engine hissing) 459 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,490 Let's fackin' hop, lads! 460 00:18:37,283 --> 00:18:40,120 (groaning) 461 00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:43,957 Little Nina, 462 00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:47,127 I know this might be a weird time to say this, but... 463 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,045 I think I'm in love with you. 464 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,506 Oh, Liam, I'm glad you said that. 465 00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:53,508 Do you... want to get married? 466 00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:54,676 Really? 467 00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:56,428 Yes. I love you, Liam. 468 00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:58,388 I promise that for as long as you live, 469 00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,848 you'll never meet another girl 470 00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:01,891 - who loves you as much as I love-- - (growls) 471 00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:04,102 (chomping) 472 00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,771 (laughing) 473 00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,482 I can play bassoon! 474 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,651 (screaming) 475 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,236 (panting) 476 00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:14,946 (dramatic music playing) 477 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,448 Liam! 478 00:19:17,115 --> 00:19:19,075 (panting) 479 00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,952 The Tigglies will not go the way 480 00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:22,495 of the Wamby-Jambies 481 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,748 or the Scootie-Wootie Woot-Woots! 482 00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,791 Tigglies are forever! 483 00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,753 (engine revving) 484 00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:39,054 (groaning) 485 00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,139 Liam... 486 00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:43,892 (sighs) 487 00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:45,310 (screeching) 488 00:19:45,310 --> 00:19:47,145 (gasps) 489 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:48,688 (grunting) 490 00:19:49,105 --> 00:19:49,939 (screeching) 491 00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:53,026 ♪ Toot toot, wham bam ♪ 492 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:55,612 ♪ Time for me to kill a man! ♪ 493 00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:57,614 Ugggh! 494 00:19:57,614 --> 00:19:59,574 (fire crackling) 495 00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:03,453 Always hated the Tigglies, man. Fackin' shit music. 496 00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:06,122 What's with that weird guitar that's also a little keyboard? 497 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,165 It's facked. 498 00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,333 - (footsteps approach) - Dad! 499 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:11,544 Hey, son. I thought you might need this. 500 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,381 You came all the way out here to bring me my jacket? 501 00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:17,008 I thought you might've wanted me to tough it out. 502 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,510 (retro pop ballad playing) 503 00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:21,179 Listen, sweetheart, I can't baby you forever. 504 00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,014 You've gotta run along now. 505 00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:23,932 Maybe it's too soon? 506 00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:25,558 Maybe she's still too afraid to be on her own. 507 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,686 I think a little tough love is in order, Vicky. 508 00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:29,854 She's gotta learn to fend for herself! 509 00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,940 Go on, Mindy! Run along! 510 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,568 You've gotta be tough! Come on, Mindy! 511 00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:37,696 Good girl. 512 00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:38,905 You'll be all right. 513 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,115 You're tough, aren't ya? 514 00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:45,370 ♪ My little koala type bear ♪ 515 00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:50,083 ♪ Little koala type bear... ♪ 516 00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,418 No! Mindy! Get off the road! 517 00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:52,794 - (car engine) - (thud) 518 00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:57,132 Noooooooooooo!!!!!! 519 00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:01,011 You don't have to be tough if you don't want to. 520 00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:02,804 You can be whatever you want. 521 00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:05,140 MASK: You're babying him, Kevin. 522 00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,350 You're teaching the kid to be weak. 523 00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,728 He'll get trampled on his entire life 524 00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:10,937 if you don't teach him to be tou-- 525 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,981 Hey! Why don't you shut the hell up? 526 00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:15,817 That's what I thought. 527 00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,988 Kevin! Liam! 528 00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:21,072 Hi there, honeybun. 529 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,533 Oh! What happened out here? 530 00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:25,035 It's a long story. 531 00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:26,911 Red Tigglie ate my girlfriend. 532 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:28,830 - What? - This little wimpy shrimpy 533 00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:29,831 had a girlfriend? 534 00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:31,291 That is a tough break. 535 00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,877 Probably not gonna come around again for you, is it? 536 00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:36,296 Come on, let's pick up Alison and head home. 537 00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:37,547 And, Vicky... 538 00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:39,758 I'm ready to have that talk when you are. 539 00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:41,968 I don't know why I am the way I am. 540 00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,678 Maybe nobody does. 541 00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:46,181 But I do know that I love you, 542 00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:47,891 and I'd do anything for this family. 543 00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:49,476 Aw, don't worry about that talk right now, 544 00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:50,560 you've had a hard day. 545 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,811 Ooh! 546 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,438 You know, it is rather chilly out here. 547 00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:55,565 It's a good thing you brought Liam his jacket. 548 00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,945 - Thanks for the ride, Big Greg. - No problem. 549 00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,947 Gives us time to listen to the audiobook 550 00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,449 of my autobiography. 551 00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:06,868 - Unabridged. - (scoffs) 552 00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:10,205 BIG GREG: My life began when I was waist-deep 553 00:22:10,205 --> 00:22:12,415 in the murky waters of the Amazon, 554 00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:14,542 surrounded by piranhas. 555 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:17,796 That's when I realized the ultimate truth: 556 00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:21,091 We are all just fish swimming upstream 557 00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:23,843 in a river of dreams... 558 00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,054 (thunder crashing) 559 00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:29,849 You may have escaped a brightly dressed children's musical group, 560 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,184 Koala Man, 561 00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:33,561 but you won't escape... 562 00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:35,647 the Kookaburra! 563 00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:40,360 (laughing hysterically) 564 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,780 (theme song playing) 565 00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:22,402 Captioned by Point.360