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You kids remembered to pack
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- your PJs, right?
- - KIDS: Yeah.
- Yes, Dad.
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How about your little jelly shoes
for the showers?
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Unpack your bags and make sure you've got
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your little jelly shoes in there.
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Kevin, relax, it's a two-day music camp.
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A two-day music camp eight hours away!
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In the middle of the Outback!
Anything could happen out there.
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The kids will be just fine.
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Morning, little rockstars!
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How're my future Kylie Minogues doing?
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Can't get you out of my head.
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Mum, I don't want to go to music camp.
What if I end up like Little Nina.
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That teeny weenie freak
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whose growth was stunted
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from playing bassoon at a young age?
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She's magnificent. Fit her right in your
pocket, you could.
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Go on, Alison. Channel that teenage angst
into your French horn.
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Ugggh!
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Well, gonna be real quiet
around here, I reckon.
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Got the whole place to ourselves.
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Yes.
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Well, Kevin, this would be a good time
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to have a little talk.
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A talk? Okay, I guess we can have a talk.
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Oh, did you see Big Greg's
got a new book out?
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I swear to God, he's just a show-off.
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And you know what, everyone knows it,
so I don't even care anymore.
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I mean a talk talk. About this whole
Koala Man thing.
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Ah, a Koala Man talk talk.
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All right, you have
my full attention, Vicky.
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Let's dive in. Just me and you,
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no distractions.
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All right.
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When you first started being Koala Man,
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I thought it would only be...
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Wait! Stop! Time out!
Liam forgot his jacket!
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Kevin, it's fine.
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You know how cold it gets
in the Outback at night!
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I've gotta get this jacket to Liam!
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Let's think... the maximum speed
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of a school bus is 80 kilometers an hour.
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The speed limit for an automobile
such as mine is 110.
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So, rounding down to 100 for safety,
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I should be able to catch up to the bus
within an hour.
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Don't you think you're
overreacting, Kevin?
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Do you know what happens
when I underreact, Vicky?
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People die.
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Go then.
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But on the drive, I want you
to have a good long think
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about why you are the way you are.
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I'm afraid there will be no time
to dig into my past, Vicky!
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I've got a job to do.
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Why won't that come off?
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Oh, that's like a crack
from a pebble or something.
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Oh, sugar. Oh, well, good enough.
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Let's ride.
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{\an8}Koala Kode one-one-eight:
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{\an8}For more Koala Kodes,
download the Koala App.
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It's not a virus anymore. We fixed it.
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Travelogue number one.
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{\an8}I'm in hot pursuit of the camp bus.
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{\an8}"Operation: Bring Liam
His Jacket" is well underway.
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Think I'll just enjoy the drive for a bit,
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{\an8}while I try to think of a better
name for this operation.
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What was with Vicky back there?
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"Why are you the way that you are?"
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{\an8}Why is anyone the way they are?
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As if a sequence of formative events
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could shape one's behavior. Ridiculous.
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♪ Toot toot, wham bam huge blue van... ♪
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Wait, this track seems strangely familiar.
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{\an8}♪ Wham bam, huge blue van ♪
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{\an8}♪ We're gonna take you away ♪
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{\an8}Look, gang! I think I see
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{\an8}our old friend up the road:
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Uncle Bumpy!
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Hi, Tigglies!
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Room for one more?
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- Sure!
-There's always room for one more!
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Hop, hop, hop on, Uncle Bumpy!
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Tiggle till you giggle!
Giggle-giggle-gig...
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♪ Toot toot, wham bam huge blue van... ♪
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Kevin, do you reckon we'll be mates
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like the Tigglies when we grow up?
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Of course, Christopher!
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It's like the Tigglies always say,
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"'Friend' Is A Forever Word."
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Oi! (gulps) What the fuck is this shit?!
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- Oh, hi, Daddy.
- Hi, Detective Williams.
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Kevin, some bogan shitbag
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wrapped his mouth around a shotgun today
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outside the bowl-o.
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You think I wanna come home
and listen to creeps in skivvies
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singing about a big blue van!?
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Sorry, Dad!
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Go outside and take turns
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kicking each other in the balls.
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The footy's about to start. Fuck off!
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♪ Toot toot, wham bam... ♪
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Damn annoying song. Quite repetitive.
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Aha! Travelogue number two:
I've got eyes on the bus.
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Time to wrap this thing up
and head... home.
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I find myself in the horns of a dilemma.
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The Koala Kode says I cannot leave
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an injured creature to suffer...
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I'm harrowed to say, an illegal U-turn
seems in order.
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You're all right, little guy.
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I got ya. You need help?
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Yeh, cunt. You can help me
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by giving me your fackin' wallet.
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What?!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, let's, uh,
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let's just take it easy here, guys.
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Just hand over your wallet, dickhead.
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And your fackin' keys, too!
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Back off!
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I'm well trained in the art
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of grown-up karate, and I eve--
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Ugggh! Ohh! Ooh!
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Please! No! Stop!
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Aaah!
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Get his wallet
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and keys! And his phone!
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Take his fackin' shoes, too. Fack it.
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Keep your ugly fackin' jacket,
ya dickhead!
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This is not on.
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Mindy?
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Mindy, is that you?
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So, what's the plan?
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You're not just gonna
lie there and die, are ya?
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You've got justice to serve, mate.
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Justice...
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Mummy, what's happening to Daddy?
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Your daddy's going on holiday...
by himself.
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Listen here, ankle biter.
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You're gonna hear a lot of things
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about me in the next few weeks.
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None of them are true.
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Dapto P.D. is dirty.
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It's a frame job. This is not on.
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It's up to you to be the man
of the house now.
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You've gotta be tough.
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I will, Dad! I'll be tough!
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And I'm gonna devote my whole life
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to justice, just like you.
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Yesssss, Kevin.
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There's still work to be done
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and justice to be served.
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Oh, travelogue number 12:
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The Outback is an unforgiving foe,
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designed to test the will of man.
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I believe I'm starting to hallucinate.
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Just earlier I swear
I saw a vision of Mindy.
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Now I hear the faint sound of music.
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It could be my brain is overheating.
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My senses at war with themselves.
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My sanity slowly slipping.
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Scratch that, the music is real.
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Is anyone in there?
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What do you want?
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Please, you've gotta help me.
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I'm in need of medical assistance.
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And perhaps a light snack.
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Nah, you've gotta fuck off, mate.
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Oh, please!
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I was on a mission to my kids' music camp
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and some 'roos just--
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What'd you say?
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My children are at a remote music camp
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in the Outback and I--
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Why didn't you say so?
Come on in, brother!
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Are you... Red Tigglie!?
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In the flesh!
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Welcome to Tigglie HQ,
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the most joyous place on earth!
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{\an8}This is our little hideaway,
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where us Tigglies come
to work on new music.
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I used to love your songs as a kid.
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Had every VHS tape you ever put out.
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Not one bootleg.
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Yes, we've had quite the run.
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Back in the '90s,
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the Australian children's
music scene was on fire.
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There was the Jump Patrol,
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the Wamby-Jambies,
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the Kookabirdos,
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the Scootie-Wootie-Woot-Woots.
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Then suddenly,
the whole industry went tits up.
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Other kids bands faded into obscurity.
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But here we are, still at it.
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It's remarkable you've managed to survive.
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Yes... it's a remarkable thing, survival...
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Who the hell are you!?
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It's all right, he's cool.
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This here's Koala Man.
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He ran into some trouble
on his way to a...
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children's music camp.
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Ooh, there's a new
children's music camp nearby?
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In that case,
make yourself at home, big man!
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Let's get you fixed up.
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You look like you've been through hell.
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I've gotta say,
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you four haven't aged a day
since I was a kid.
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Well, chalk it up
to clean eating.
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So, Koala Man,
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where is this music camp, anyway?
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Just a few kilometers east of Bathurst.
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Could I trouble you for a ride there?
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We'd be happy to drive ya.
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Yeah. We'd love to check out this camp.
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Great! Oh, can I use
your toilet before we go?
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There were no public restrooms on the way.
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I nearly had to urinate
on the side of the road
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like a common pervert.
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Down the way you came,
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second door on the left.
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Oh, thank God.
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I nearly doused me dacks.
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Hall monitor log...
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Hall monitor log, number 150.
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Wednesday, 9:27 a.m.
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The halls are quiet today. Eerily quiet.
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It's as if the forces of injustice
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are biding their time,
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waiting for just the right
opportunity to strike.
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Morning, Christopher.
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- Where are you headed?
- Oh, hey, Kevin.
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- I just need to use the bathroom.
- Understood.
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Just need a quick look at your hall pass
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and then you can be right on your way.
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I don't have one.
It's kind of an emergency, Kev.
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No hall pass? This is not on.
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You got me in a tough spot here, mate.
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Aw, Kevin, come on!
The toilets are right there!
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I'm about to burst!
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I really can't let you in there, Chris.
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We'll just have to pop back into class
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and get you a proper hall pass.
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I'll wait for you out here.
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Hall Monitor log number 151.
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Brief incident regarding
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an unauthorized attempt at urination.
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Stand by for upda--
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He pissed his pants!
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Hey, Chris, try not to slip
in your own piss, mate!
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Aah!
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He just told you not to slip,
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ya fackin' idiot!
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♪ Pissy Chrissy! ♪
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♪ Pissy Chrissy... ♪
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You did the right thing, Kevin. You did.
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- Who are you!?
- Oh, hi there.
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I'm Dennis. Nice to meet ya, mate.
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Are you joining me?
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What is this place?
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This is where they send the rejects.
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Been down here since I was a kid.
259
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Wasn't very good at music,
260
00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:13,089
so I never made it onto the menu.
261
00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:14,090
The menu?
262
00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:16,259
How do you think they stay young?
263
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Aaaah!
264
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:22,390
Tiggle till you giggle, mate.
265
00:11:22,390 --> 00:11:24,267
Oi!
266
00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:26,728
Start the huge blue van!
267
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Travelogue number 13:
268
00:11:30,982 --> 00:11:33,401
The Tigglies have been eating
musically talented children
269
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to retain their youth
270
00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:36,154
in an orgy of cannibalistic excess
271
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:37,113
and black magic.
272
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Very not on.
273
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,657
I need to find a way out of here
274
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:41,284
before my own kids fall prey to this.
275
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:42,452
Liam is quite good at the keyboard
276
00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:43,411
and probably delicious.
277
00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,871
It's no use, Koala Man.
278
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:47,582
Best to make yourself
comfortable and wait to die.
279
00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:49,751
- Do you want a bite of my slop?
- Not now, Dennis.
280
00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:53,129
All right. Your loss.
Come to Dennis.
281
00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,049
Oh, no, no, no, no...
282
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:57,300
Is someone else here?
283
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,469
- Uncle Bumpy...
- My God,
284
00:11:59,469 --> 00:12:01,971
Uncle Bumpy was the wackiest
one of the bunch!
285
00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,348
And the most evil.
286
00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:06,476
They kept me alive down here... for him.
287
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,776
What the fack is all this?
288
00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:17,028
Spider! How'd you find me?
289
00:12:17,028 --> 00:12:19,823
Well, couple hours ago,
I rang your Koala Phone
290
00:12:19,823 --> 00:12:21,700
to ask to borrow your Koala Mower
291
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,743
and some 'roos answered and they said,
292
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,037
"Oi, dickhead, we beat up your friend."
293
00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:29,249
And I said, "First of all, mate,
you're the dickhead."
294
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,418
"Second, you better not have,
295
00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,628
I really need to borrow that Koala Mower."
296
00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:36,297
And then they said,
"What the fack's a Koala Mower?"
297
00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:38,925
And I said, "It's basically
just a regular lawnmower
298
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,552
but with koala ears glued to it."
299
00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:42,470
And they said that was stupid,
300
00:12:42,470 --> 00:12:45,890
and I told 'em, "You're the one
who's fackin' stupid, dickhead."
301
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,225
"Why don't ya come to Dapto
302
00:12:47,225 --> 00:12:49,436
and talk shit to my face,
see what happens?"
303
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:52,230
Anyway, they told me they left
you on the side of the Princess Highway,
304
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,440
so I came looking for ya.
305
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:56,568
Spider, I need a ride to music camp, now!
306
00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:59,195
I got the ute parked right outside.
307
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,031
Come on, Dennis. Let's get out of here!
308
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:05,160
All right. Is it okay if I eat in the car?
309
00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:10,206
Why'd you stop to help
those 'roos anyway, Koala Man?
310
00:13:10,206 --> 00:13:12,083
Everyone knows they fuckin' roll ya.
311
00:13:12,083 --> 00:13:14,878
I always help the injured.
It's the Koala Kode.
312
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:19,007
Oh! Well, it looks like
those damn millipedes are back.
313
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,300
Ah, nasty buggers!
314
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,052
I'll pop 'round the shops
and get some spray.
315
00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:23,595
I can pick up some food if you want--
316
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:31,061
Kevin!
317
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:37,525
You're all right, little one. I got you.
318
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,655
Come on, Mindy. Just take it.
319
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,491
Oh, still not eating?
320
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,408
No.
321
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,035
Poor gal's gonna starve to death
322
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,745
if she doesn't eat something soon.
323
00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:51,998
I had an idea. Here, try this on.
324
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,458
I sewed it myself.
325
00:13:53,458 --> 00:13:54,918
That's brilliant, Vicky!
326
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:09,099
It's just up ahead over there!
327
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:10,975
Hold onto your cock, mate.
328
00:14:18,983 --> 00:14:20,360
They're here.
329
00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:24,906
I'm going in.
330
00:14:24,906 --> 00:14:26,783
You two stay here and keep lookout.
331
00:14:26,783 --> 00:14:29,160
All right. How you set for weapons?
332
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:31,746
Hm, we'll talk about the
proper permits for these later.
333
00:14:31,746 --> 00:14:34,416
Nah, nah, it's all right.
This is all black market shit.
334
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:42,841
♪ Set the table, grab your forks ♪
335
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,134
♪ Put on your bibs ♪
336
00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:47,637
♪ La-la-la-la la-la-la-la ♪
337
00:14:47,637 --> 00:14:49,973
♪ Let's eat, kids! ♪
338
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:51,641
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
339
00:14:51,641 --> 00:14:54,310
Clean. What a wonderful surprise
this has been.
340
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:57,188
An unexpected drop-in by the Tigglies,
341
00:14:57,188 --> 00:14:59,274
at our music camp!
342
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,817
How lucky!
343
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,819
Well, what can we say?
344
00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:05,030
There's nothing we appreciate more
345
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:07,699
than children who love music.
346
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:12,162
Liam and Little Nina,
you two are especially talented.
347
00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:14,164
This is bullshit! What about me?
348
00:15:14,372 --> 00:15:15,790
Ehh, you're safe.
349
00:15:15,790 --> 00:15:16,875
"Safe"?
350
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:20,045
We have chosen Liam and Little Nina!
351
00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:23,423
Your meatiness shall become
one with our own.
352
00:15:32,307 --> 00:15:34,309
Not so fast, Tigglies!
353
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:37,729
You've just met
your own personal Yoko Ono.
354
00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:39,230
What?
355
00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,858
B-Because I'm gonna break up your band.
356
00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,318
Oh, come on, that's not really fair.
357
00:15:43,318 --> 00:15:45,528
Yoko's not the only reason
the Beatles broke up.
358
00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,906
Yeah, all four of them were going in just
different directions.
359
00:15:47,906 --> 00:15:49,407
Whatever, just drop the kids!
360
00:15:49,407 --> 00:15:51,409
Out of the way, you fucking stooge!
361
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:54,829
Oooh!
362
00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:59,709
- Ohh!
- Not so safe now, am I?
363
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:02,962
Uh, great job, little girl.
That was very brave.
364
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,673
You've probably got a very strong
365
00:16:04,673 --> 00:16:06,091
father figure in your life.
366
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:09,636
Principal Bazwell, watch the kids!
367
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:12,013
How can we play anything
without the bassoon?!
368
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,139
Come on!
369
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:25,443
Well, guess it's time to catch the bus...
370
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,320
And I have a heavy vehicles license
371
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,072
so it's actually okay.
372
00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:37,372
Come on! Come on!
373
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:47,048
Activating Spider NOS!
374
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:54,681
Go, go Koala Klaws!
375
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:57,058
Ah. Still need to invent those, don't I?
376
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:07,068
He's not letting go!
377
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,278
Oh, don't worry...
378
00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:10,196
Backup's on the way.
379
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:18,079
Oh, no... it's Uncle Bumpy.
380
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:20,457
Jiggle till you giggle!
381
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,004
Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle!
382
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:29,090
Pull up ahead of Uncle Bumpy.
383
00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:37,807
Wakey, wakey!
384
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,101
It's Uncle Bumpy time!
385
00:17:40,101 --> 00:17:44,064
Please, Uncle Bumpy!
Not the hot poker! Noooo!
386
00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:47,525
(laughing) Hey, it's you.
387
00:17:47,525 --> 00:17:49,486
The untalented runt!
388
00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:51,404
That's where you're wrong, Uncle Bumpy.
389
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:53,406
I finally learned to play an instrument.
390
00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:03,500
Dennis, you inedible bastard.
391
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,251
They wouldn't eat you,
392
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,212
but now you're well done.
393
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,052
This cunt's got a lot of
different fackin' punch cards.
394
00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:15,345
Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi!
395
00:18:15,345 --> 00:18:16,721
Turn up the fackin' music,
396
00:18:16,721 --> 00:18:18,014
this is the sickest bit!
397
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,490
Let's fackin' hop, lads!
398
00:18:42,706 --> 00:18:43,957
Little Nina,
399
00:18:43,957 --> 00:18:47,127
I know this might be
a weird time to say this, but...
400
00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:49,045
I think I'm in love with you.
401
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,506
Oh, Liam, I'm glad you said that.
402
00:18:51,506 --> 00:18:53,508
Do you... want to get married?
403
00:18:53,508 --> 00:18:54,676
Really?
404
00:18:54,676 --> 00:18:56,428
Yes. I love you, Liam.
405
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:58,388
I promise that for as long as you live,
406
00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,848
you'll never meet another girl
407
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:01,891
who loves you as much as I love--
408
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:09,482
I can play bassoon!
409
00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,448
Liam!
410
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:20,952
The Tigglies will not go the way
411
00:19:20,952 --> 00:19:22,495
of the Wamby-Jambies
412
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,748
or the Scootie-Wootie Woot-Woots!
413
00:19:24,873 --> 00:19:26,791
Tigglies are forever!
414
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:41,139
Liam...
415
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:53,026
♪ Toot toot, wham bam ♪
416
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:55,612
♪ Time for me to kill a man! ♪
417
00:19:56,488 --> 00:19:57,614
Ugggh!
418
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:03,453
Always hated the Tigglies, man.
Fackin' shit music.
419
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:06,122
What's with that weird guitar
that's also a little keyboard?
420
00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,165
It's facked.
421
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,333
Dad!
422
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:11,544
Hey, son. I thought you might need this.
423
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:14,381
You came all the way out here
to bring me my jacket?
424
00:20:14,381 --> 00:20:17,008
I thought you might've
wanted me to tough it out.
425
00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:21,179
Listen, sweetheart,
I can't baby you forever.
426
00:20:21,179 --> 00:20:23,014
You've gotta run along now.
427
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:23,932
Maybe it's too soon?
428
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:25,558
Maybe she's still too afraid
to be on her own.
429
00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,686
I think a little tough love is
in order, Vicky.
430
00:20:27,686 --> 00:20:29,854
She's gotta learn to fend for herself!
431
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,940
Go on, Mindy! Run along!
432
00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:35,568
You've gotta be tough! Come on, Mindy!
433
00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:37,696
Good girl.
434
00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:38,905
You'll be all right.
435
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,115
You're tough, aren't ya?
436
00:20:40,115 --> 00:20:45,370
♪ My little koala type bear ♪
437
00:20:45,370 --> 00:20:50,083
♪ Little koala type bear... ♪
438
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:51,418
No! Mindy! Get off the road!
439
00:20:54,671 --> 00:20:57,132
Noooooooooooo!!!!!!
440
00:20:58,842 --> 00:21:01,011
You don't have to be tough
if you don't want to.
441
00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:02,804
You can be whatever you want.
442
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:05,140
You're babying him, Kevin.
443
00:21:05,140 --> 00:21:07,350
You're teaching the kid to be weak.
444
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:09,728
He'll get trampled on his entire life
445
00:21:09,728 --> 00:21:10,937
if you don't teach him to be tou--
446
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,981
Hey! Why don't you shut the hell up?
447
00:21:14,399 --> 00:21:15,817
That's what I thought.
448
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:19,988
Kevin! Liam!
449
00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:21,072
Hi there, honeybun.
450
00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:23,533
Oh! What happened out here?
451
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:25,035
It's a long story.
452
00:21:25,035 --> 00:21:26,911
Red Tigglie ate my girlfriend.
453
00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:28,830
- What?
- This little wimpy shrimpy
454
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:29,831
had a girlfriend?
455
00:21:29,831 --> 00:21:31,291
That is a tough break.
456
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:33,877
Probably not gonna come around
again for you, is it?
457
00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:36,296
Come on, let's pick up Alison
and head home.
458
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:37,547
And, Vicky...
459
00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:39,758
I'm ready to have that talk when you are.
460
00:21:39,758 --> 00:21:41,968
I don't know why I am the way I am.
461
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,678
Maybe nobody does.
462
00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:46,181
But I do know that I love you,
463
00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:47,891
and I'd do anything for this family.
464
00:21:47,891 --> 00:21:49,476
Aw, don't worry about that talk right now,
465
00:21:49,476 --> 00:21:50,560
you've had a hard day.
466
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,811
Ooh!
467
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,438
You know, it is rather chilly out here.
468
00:21:53,438 --> 00:21:55,565
It's a good thing
you brought Liam his jacket.
469
00:21:58,234 --> 00:22:00,945
- Thanks for the ride, Big Greg.
- No problem.
470
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:02,947
Gives us time to listen to the audiobook
471
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:04,449
of my autobiography.
472
00:22:04,449 --> 00:22:06,868
Unabridged.
473
00:22:08,203 --> 00:22:10,205
My life began
when I was waist-deep
474
00:22:10,205 --> 00:22:12,415
in the murky waters of the Amazon,
475
00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:14,542
surrounded by piranhas.
476
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:17,796
That's when I realized the ultimate truth:
477
00:22:17,796 --> 00:22:21,091
We are all just fish swimming upstream
478
00:22:21,091 --> 00:22:23,843
in a river of dreams...
479
00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:29,849
You may have escaped a brightly dressed
children's musical group,
480
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:31,184
Koala Man,
481
00:22:31,184 --> 00:22:33,561
but you won't escape...
482
00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:35,647
the Kookaburra!
483
00:23:19,399 --> 00:23:22,402
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