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-你们俩睡衣带了吧
-带了 爸爸
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淋浴穿的塑料拖鞋呢
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把包打开确认一下鞋带了
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凯文 放轻松 只是去两天音乐夏令营而已
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可这两天夏令营
是在距家八小时车程的内陆地区
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什么事都有可能发生
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孩子们不会有事的
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早啊 摇滚小明星
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未来的流行乐天皇天后 你们好啊
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“不能将你从我的脑海中抹去”
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妈妈 我不想去音乐夏令营
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要是我也像小妮娜那样 因为从小吹大管
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造成发育不良 变成个怪胎小不点怎么办
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她好棒
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小巧可爱 能装进口袋里
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去吧 艾莉森 把青春期的焦虑倾注到圆号上去
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这下家里清净了
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只剩我们两个人
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是啊
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凯文 我们正好趁这个机会谈谈心
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谈心?行啊 那就谈吧
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你看到大格雷出的新书了吗
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我对天发誓 这人就知道卖弄
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大家都知道他那德性
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所以我都不在意了
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我说的谈心是指考拉超人的严肃话题
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考拉超人的严肃话题
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好吧 薇琪 我听着呢
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开始吧 就你和我 没人打扰
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好
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你当初刚开始扮考拉超人时
我以为只是...
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等一下 暂停 利亚姆忘了外套
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凯文 没关系的
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你知道内陆到了晚上会有多冷
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我得把外套送去 让我想想
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校车的最高时速是80公里
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我这种车的限速是110公里
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为了安全考虑就减速到100
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应该一小时内就能赶上校车
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你是不是太小题大做了
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你知道我如果大题小作
会有怎样的后果吗
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会出人命
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那你去吧 但开车时
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我希望你好好想一想
你为什么会变成现在这样
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我恐怕没时间深入回顾往事 薇琪
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我有任务在身
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怎么擦不掉呀
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好像是...石子什么砸出来的
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可恶 算了 就这样吧
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出发
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{\an8}停车场 达普托购物中心
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{\an8}《考拉超人》
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{\an8}考拉准则第118条
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{\an8}欲知更多考拉准则 请下载考拉应用
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已经没病毒了 我们修好了
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旅行记录第一条
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{\an8}我在夏令营校车后紧追不舍
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{\an8}“为利亚姆送外套行动”已全面展开
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{\an8}我暂且先享受下沿途的风景
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{\an8}顺便想个更好的行动名称
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{\an8}刚才薇琪是怎么回事
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{\an8}“你为什么会变成现在这样?”
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{\an8}我现在怎样了?
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{\an8}说得就好像一系列影响深远的事件
可以决定一个人的行为举止似的
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{\an8}真可笑
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{\an8}嘟嘟 哒哒
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{\an8}大大的蓝色面包车
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{\an8}-嘀嘀
-等等
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{\an8}-嘟嘟 一起去兜风
-这首歌怎么这么熟悉
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{\an8}嘟嘟 哒哒
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{\an8}大大的蓝色面包车
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{\an8}跟我们一起去兜风
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{\an8}看呀 伙伴们
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{\an8}我们的好朋友似乎就在前面
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{\an8}颠叔叔
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你们好呀 提格里斯四人组 能让我搭个车吗
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-当然可以
-随时欢迎
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快上车吧 颠叔叔
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和提家叔叔阿姨咯咯笑
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咯咯笑呀笑咯咯
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嘟嘟 哒哒
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大大的蓝色面包车
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凯文 你说我们长大后
还会是好朋友吗 就像四人组那样?
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当然了 克里斯托弗
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就像四人组名言说的
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“朋友是一辈子的事”
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喂
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这是什么破节目
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-爸爸
-威廉姆斯警长
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凯文 有个没文化的大老粗 今天在保龄球馆外面
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用猎枪爆了头
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你觉得我下班回到家
会想听一帮穿高领的变态
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-唱什么面包车
-对不起 爸爸
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你俩去外面轮流踢裆好了
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球赛就要开始了 给我滚
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去兜风
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嘟嘟 哒哒
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这歌真烦人 一遍遍没完没了
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旅行记录第二条
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我发现校车了
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我这就去完成任务 然后打道回府
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我发现自己陷入了两难境地
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根据考拉准则
我不能对受伤的生物见死不救
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很遗憾 看来我只能非法掉转车头了
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没事了 小家伙 有我在
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你需要帮忙吗
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是啊 贱人 帮老子个忙 把你的钱包交出来
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什么
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各位...
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有话好说嘛
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把钱包交出来 混蛋
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钥匙也交出来
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别惹我
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我学过成人空手道 而且我...
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求你们别打了
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拿上他的钱包和钥匙
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还有手机
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他妈的 把鞋也拿走
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这件破外套就你自己留着吧 混球
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真是岂有此理
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明迪?
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明迪 是你吗
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你怎么打算
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不会就躺在那里等死吧
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你还有正义要伸张呢 兄弟
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正义?
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妈妈 爸爸怎么了
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你爸爸要去度假了
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单独一个人
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听好了 小鬼
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接下来几周 你会听到 很多关于我的风言风语
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那些都不是真的
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达普托警局藏污纳垢
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我是被陷害的
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真是岂有此理
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现在你就是家里的男子汉了
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你必须坚强
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我会的 爸爸 我会坚强的
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而且我会像你一样 为正义奉献一生
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没错 凯文
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我们得继续完成任务 伸张正义
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旅行记录第12条
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澳洲内陆是一个无情的敌人
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用恶劣的环境挑战人类的意志
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我想我开始出现幻觉了
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就在刚才 我发誓我看到了明迪的幻影
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现在我隐隐听到音乐声
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可能是因为大脑过热
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五感错乱
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我正渐渐失去神智
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刚说的不算 真有音乐
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里面有人吗
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你想怎样
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求你帮帮我
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我需要医疗救治
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可以的话 再吃点东西
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不行 快点滚吧 伙计
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求你了
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我本在执行任务
赶去孩子的音乐夏令营 但一帮袋鼠...
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你刚说什么
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我的孩子们参加了
偏远内陆的一个音乐夏令营 我...
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你怎么不早说
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快请进 伙计
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你是红提叔叔吗
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正是在下
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欢迎来到提家总部
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世上最欢乐的地方
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{\an8}提格里斯四人组
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{\an8}这是我们的小小世外桃源
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我们四人组在这里创造新音乐
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我小时候可喜欢你们的歌了
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你们出的录影带我全都有
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没有一盘是盗版
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是啊 我们当年是挺风光
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早在1990年代
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澳洲儿童音乐圈可谓是人才辈出
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什么跳跳立大功 旺旺与锵锵 笑小鸟
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还有嘟嘟史库迪
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可后来 整个行业突然间颓废了
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其他儿童音乐组合销声匿迹
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但我们仍然没有放弃
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真了不起 你们幸存了下来
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是啊 的确很了不起 生存嘛
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你是哪根葱
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没事 自己人
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这位是考拉超人
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他遇到了点麻烦
就在去“儿童音乐夏令营”的路上
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这附近新来了个儿童音乐夏令营?
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既然如此 那就别拘束 兄弟
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我们来帮你处理下伤口
你看上去伤得不轻啊
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不得不说
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你们还是老样子 一点都没变
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这个嘛 因为健康饮食的缘故吧
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对了 考拉超人 这个音乐夏令营到底在哪里呀
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就在巴瑟斯特以东几公里
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能麻烦你们开车送我过去吗
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我们乐意至极
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对 我们也很想去看看这个夏令营
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太好了
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出发前 能借卫生间用用吗
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一路上都没有公共厕所
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我差点要在路边就地解决
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就像个变态一样
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就在刚才的过道里 左手第二间
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谢天谢地
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差点尿裤子
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走廊执勤记录第150条
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星期三上午9点27分
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今天走廊里很安静 太安静了
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就好像恶势力正在伺机而动
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等待攻击的最佳时机
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早上好啊 克里斯托弗 你要去哪
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凯文 我想上个厕所
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知道了
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让我看一下通行证 马上就放你过去
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我没有通行证 我很急 凯文
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没有通行证?
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这可不行 你让我很为难啊 兄弟
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凯文 求你了 我都到厕所门口了
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我憋不住啦
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我实在不能让你进去 克里斯
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我们得回班上
老老实实领一张通行证才行
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我就在这里等你
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走廊执勤记录第151条
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有同学未经授权企图私自上厕所
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等待进一步...
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他尿裤子啦
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克里斯 可别踩在自己的尿尿上滑倒哦
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他刚提醒你别滑倒 真是个蠢货
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尿裤子的克里斯
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你做了正确的事 凯文 你没错
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提提乐时间
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你是谁
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你好 我叫丹尼斯 幸会 朋友
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你要来跟我作伴吗
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这是什么地方
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这是他们关残次品的地方
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我从小就被关在这里
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我没有音乐细胞 所以上不了菜单
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-什么菜单
-你以为他们靠什么长生不老
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和提家叔叔阿姨咯咯笑吧 哥们
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喂 把大大的蓝色面包车开出来
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旅行记录第13条
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提格里斯四人组靠吃有音乐天赋的孩子
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让自己长生不老
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这种人吃人的暴行和邪术真是令人发指
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简直岂有此理
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我得在我家孩子落入虎口前
想办法逃出去
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利亚姆琴弹得很好 味道可能也不错
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没用的 考拉超人
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你还是在这里将就将就 然后等死吧
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-想吃一口我的剩饭糊糊吗
-不了 丹尼斯
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好吧 替你可惜哦
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到丹尼斯肚子里来
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不 不要
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这里还有其他人吗
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颠叔叔
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我的天啊
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颠叔叔是他们当中最古怪的
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也是最邪恶的
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他们把我关在这里
留着一条命 就是给他消遣的
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这是什么鬼地方
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斯派德 你是怎么找到我的
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几小时前 我打你的考拉电话
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想借你的考拉割草机用用
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可接电话的是一帮袋鼠 它们说
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“混球 我们揍了你朋友”
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我就说 “首先 你才是混球”
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“其次 你最好没把我兄弟怎样”
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“我要借考拉割草机有急用”
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然后它们说
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“考拉割草机是什么鬼?”
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我就解释说
其实和普通割草机没什么两样
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就是粘了两只考拉耳朵
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然后它们就说那样很蠢
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我就说 “你们才蠢呢 一帮白痴”
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“你们有种就到达普托来
找我面对面单挑”
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“看看到底谁怕谁”
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总之 它们告诉我 它们把你丢在公主高速旁边
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所以我就来找你了
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斯派德 快点送我去音乐夏令营
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我的卡车就停在外面
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来 丹尼斯 我们离开这里
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好的
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我能带到车上继续吃吗
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居然停车帮袋鼠
你到底怎么想的 考拉超人
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所有人都知道它们会打劫
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我从不对伤者袖手旁观
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这是考拉准则
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那些讨厌的千足虫又回来了
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可恶
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我这就去买点杀虫剂回来
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还可以顺便买点吃的
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凯文
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没事了 小家伙
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有我在
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乖 明迪 来喝奶
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-还是不肯吃吗
-是啊
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小家伙再不吃东西就要饿死了
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我有个办法
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来 把这个戴上
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我自己缝的
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真是个好主意 薇琪
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前面就到了
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坐稳了 哥们
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他们就在那里
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开始行动
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你们俩待在车里帮我放哨
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好 你武器带够没
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我们稍后再聊这些东西的合法性
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没关系啦 都是黑市上搞来的
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摆好餐具 拿起刀叉
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戴好围兜
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啦啦啦
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开动吧 孩子们
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真是惊喜啊
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提格里斯四人组大驾光临
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真是太幸运了
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还能怎么说呢
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我们最喜欢的就是热爱音乐的孩子们
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利亚姆和小妮娜 你们俩尤其有天赋
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狗屁 那我呢
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-你很安全
-安全?
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我们已经选好了
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利亚姆和小妮娜
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你们将成为我们美味的盘中餐
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别高兴得太早 四人组
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你们的小野洋子来了
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啥?
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因为我会让你们解散
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拜托 这么说不太公平吧
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洋子并不是披头士解散的唯一原因
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对啊 他们四个人只是志向不同
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随便啦 把孩子放下
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滚开 你个狗奴才
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让你说我安全
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好样的 小姑娘
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你真勇敢
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你身边应该有一个伟大的父亲形象吧
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巴兹韦尔校长 照顾好孩子们
341
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没有大管还怎么演奏 受不了
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看来是赶校车的时候了
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我有重型车辆驾照 所以没关系
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快点 再快点
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启动斯派德加速器
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看我的考拉利爪
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还没发明出来呢
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甩不掉他
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别担心
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帮手就要到了
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不好 是颠叔叔
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00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,372
和提家叔叔阿姨咯咯笑
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咯咯笑啊
354
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:29,006
开到颠叔叔前面去
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醒一醒 颠叔叔来啦
356
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:43,103
求你了 颠叔叔 放过我吧
357
00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:44,688
不要啊
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原来是你啊 什么都不会的窝囊废
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这你就错了 颠叔叔
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我终究是学会了一样
361
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,207
丹尼斯 你个上不了菜单的混小子
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没被他们吃掉 现在却成了肉泥
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00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:14,134
这贱人有好多打孔卡
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00:18:14,134 --> 00:18:16,678
把音乐调大声点
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00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,013
这段最带劲了
366
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,280
跳起来 伙计们
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小妮娜 我知道这话可能有些不合时宜
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但我好像爱上你了
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利亚姆 你这么说我好开心
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00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,507
你想和我结婚吗
371
00:18:53,507 --> 00:18:54,675
真的吗
372
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:56,385
对 我爱你 利亚姆
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我保证 在你有生之年
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00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,390
绝不会再遇到像我这么爱你的女...
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00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,481
我会吹大管
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利亚姆
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00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,494
提格里斯四人组绝不会步旺旺与锵锵
378
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:24,913
或者嘟嘟史库迪的后尘
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提格里斯永世长存
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利亚姆
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00:19:50,314 --> 00:19:56,111
嘟嘟 哒哒 到我杀人的时候了
382
00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:01,950
我一向很讨厌这个组合
383
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:03,577
什么破音乐
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00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:06,079
哪门子的吉他 还能兼当键盘乐器
385
00:20:06,079 --> 00:20:07,164
简直胡扯
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00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:09,541
-爸爸
-儿子
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00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:11,627
我怕你嫌冷
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00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:14,588
你大老远赶来 就为了给我送件外套?
389
00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:17,174
我还以为你想让我坚强点挺过去
390
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:21,178
亲爱的 我不能一辈子把你娇生惯养
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00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:23,013
你得走啦
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00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,557
是不是早了点
可能它还没准备好独立生活
393
00:20:25,557 --> 00:20:27,768
我们这么做也是为它好 薇琪
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它得学会独当一面
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去吧 明迪 快走吧
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00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:35,067
你得坚强点 去吧 明迪
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好孩子
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00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:40,197
你会没事的 你很坚强 对吧
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00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,917
不 明迪 别上公路
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00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:58,257
不
401
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,009
如果你不想就不用硬撑
402
00:21:01,009 --> 00:21:02,928
无论怎样 做自己就行
403
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,138
你要把他惯坏了 凯文
404
00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:07,516
你在教孩子软弱
405
00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:10,936
如果你不教他当一个坚强的硬汉
那他一辈子都会被人践踏
406
00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,896
你给我闭嘴
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00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,440
这就对了
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00:21:18,402 --> 00:21:19,987
凯文 利亚姆
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亲爱的 你来了
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00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:23,532
这里发生什么事了
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00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:24,658
说来话长
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00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:27,536
-红提叔叔吃了我的女朋友
-什么
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这个弱鸡小子有女朋友了?
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00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,206
真够可怜的
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00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:33,875
或许以后没女生再会看上你了吧
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00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:36,461
行了 我们去接艾莉森 然后回家吧
417
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:39,506
薇琪 我准备好和你谈那个严肃的话题了
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00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:42,175
我不知道我为什么会变成现在这样
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00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:43,510
或许没人知道
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但我可以肯定的是 我爱你
而且为了这个家 我愿意付出一切
421
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:50,809
别管谈心的事了 你今天真不容易
422
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,645
这里真挺冷的
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00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:55,647
还好你帮利亚姆送了外套
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-谢谢你载我们 大格雷
-不客气
425
00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:05,449
路上刚好可以听我的自传有声书
无删节版
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00:22:08,243 --> 00:22:12,331
我站在亚马孙河齐腰深的混浊河水中
周围食人鱼环绕
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00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,791
这便是我人生的起点
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00:22:14,791 --> 00:22:17,836
就在这一刻 我明白了人生的真谛
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00:22:17,836 --> 00:22:23,050
芸芸众生不过是在梦想的河流中
逆流而上的鱼儿
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00:22:26,136 --> 00:22:31,183
考拉超人 虽然这个衣着鲜艳的 儿童音乐组合没能奈何你
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但你绝对逃不出笑翠鸟的掌心
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字幕翻译 纪小敏