1 00:00:05,588 --> 00:00:06,715 Earth... 2 00:00:06,923 --> 00:00:10,176 Prepare for the coming of The Great One! 3 00:00:19,102 --> 00:00:21,021 There was a time when the Dapto Royal Show 4 00:00:21,021 --> 00:00:22,856 was about coming together as a community 5 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,233 to sing songs or pick the best-looking sheep. 6 00:00:25,233 --> 00:00:27,277 Now it's just a bunch of hoons! 7 00:00:27,277 --> 00:00:29,696 I can't confront them as model citizen Kevin Williams, 8 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:32,615 but I bet Koala Man would have something to say about this. 9 00:00:32,615 --> 00:00:34,242 You promised no Koala Man at the show. 10 00:00:34,242 --> 00:00:35,410 It's a family fun day! 11 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:36,911 Now come on! What should we do first? 12 00:00:36,911 --> 00:00:39,539 Showbags! Get your showbags! 13 00:00:39,539 --> 00:00:42,208 So many bags of unbelievable fun, 14 00:00:42,208 --> 00:00:44,085 suited to any interest. 15 00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:47,213 What a unique and fun tradition we Australians have! 16 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:49,924 So much chocolate! 17 00:00:49,924 --> 00:00:51,301 Novelty stickers and toys! 18 00:00:51,301 --> 00:00:53,845 I paid 20 bucks for $6 worth of stuff! 19 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:55,722 I am so happy! 20 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:58,558 I've been saving up all year for this moment. 21 00:00:58,558 --> 00:01:01,353 I need to get the SwordStorm showbag before it sells out! 22 00:01:01,353 --> 00:01:03,938 Those showbags are just worthless trinkets and lollies. 23 00:01:03,938 --> 00:01:05,940 No, they are currency, Mother. 24 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:08,109 Currency I will use to buy Rosie Yodel's friendship. 25 00:01:08,109 --> 00:01:09,652 - Liam, come on! - Yay! 26 00:01:09,652 --> 00:01:11,237 Ah, well. 27 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:13,698 At least you and I can spend some quality time together. 28 00:01:13,698 --> 00:01:15,200 Oi! You lot! Try coming together 29 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:16,451 and doing something productive 30 00:01:16,451 --> 00:01:17,827 as a community for once! 31 00:01:17,827 --> 00:01:19,287 Sorry, love. The debauchery 32 00:01:19,287 --> 00:01:21,039 has proven too much for me. 33 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:24,125 Oh, is it alright if you pick me up a prawn showbag? 34 00:01:24,125 --> 00:01:26,127 Thank you, darling. I'll pay you back later! 35 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:27,796 Oi! Hey! Come back here! 36 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:29,047 You're not allowed to do that! 37 00:01:29,923 --> 00:01:32,717 Hey, Janine, 38 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:34,761 do you wanna ride the Ferris wheel with me? 39 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,096 Nobody else wants to. 40 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:37,847 Can't. Today woulda been mine 41 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:39,557 and Gerry's 20th anniversary, 42 00:01:39,557 --> 00:01:40,934 and I'm gonna masturbate 43 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:42,811 to full splooge at the top of the wheel, 44 00:01:42,811 --> 00:01:44,354 just like he used to. 45 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,147 God rest his soul. 46 00:01:46,147 --> 00:01:48,358 Right... Well, I don't wanna intrude 47 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,068 on you and Gerry's... tradition. 48 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:53,113 Move, you little shit holes! It's my anniversary! 49 00:02:02,414 --> 00:02:06,376 Happy anniversary, my sweet prince. 50 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:09,462 Ohh... ohh... 51 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:13,216 ♪ Gerry, Gerry ♪ 52 00:02:13,341 --> 00:02:16,511 ♪ Driving me up so silly ♪ 53 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:19,848 - ♪ Gerry, Gerry ♪ - Ooh, ahh... 54 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:22,350 ♪ Spoken by name, drivin' me insane ♪ 55 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:24,060 ♪ Oh, Gerry ♪ 56 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,896 Whoaaa! 57 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:01,806 {\an8}Koala Kode 88. 58 00:03:01,806 --> 00:03:05,560 {\an8}Remember, that's not a knife. This is a knife. 59 00:03:05,560 --> 00:03:08,313 And it's illegal in New South Wales. 60 00:03:11,232 --> 00:03:13,234 Ugh... ugh... 61 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:14,986 {\an8}And done! 62 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:17,989 {\an8}Ahh, good job, Vicky. Down to four minutes. 63 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:19,657 {\an8}Top notch efficiency. 64 00:03:19,657 --> 00:03:21,785 {\an8}Now, where's my prawn showbag? 65 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:24,120 {\an8}Ah! There it is! 66 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,623 {\an8}Kevin... we should talk about our... 67 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:28,124 {\an8}intimate time. 68 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:31,503 {\an8}It would be nice if we could both be a little more aware 69 00:03:31,503 --> 00:03:32,921 {\an8}of each other's needs. 70 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:35,840 {\an8}So we can both have a good time. Do you understand? 71 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,300 {\an8}Of course, love! 72 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:40,011 {\an8}You're worried it's gone stale for me, but fear not! 73 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:42,305 {\an8}You always get my piggies out of the barn. 74 00:03:42,722 --> 00:03:44,140 {\an8}- Prawn? - No, thanks. 75 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:51,606 Hmm. Janine still hasn't responded to any of my messages. 76 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:52,982 I hope she's okay. 77 00:03:54,401 --> 00:03:56,569 Ah, I'm probably just fussed over nothing. 78 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:07,706 Oh, my god, thank you so much. 79 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,374 So cuuuute. 80 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,126 You are so nice, I love it. 81 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:12,335 Wow, Alison. 82 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:14,129 I can't believe everyone had the same idea 83 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:15,880 to buy Rosie's friendship with showbags. 84 00:04:15,880 --> 00:04:17,716 If only there were some way to stand out 85 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:19,092 from these pathetic losers. 86 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:23,763 I told you kids! No showbags at school! 87 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:25,974 Everybody pack it up! 88 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,435 I know, I know. 89 00:04:28,435 --> 00:04:31,312 Believe me, if anybody sympathizes, 90 00:04:31,312 --> 00:04:32,647 'tis this fella. 91 00:04:32,647 --> 00:04:35,900 I've been a showbag enthusiast my whole life! 92 00:04:35,900 --> 00:04:39,612 Would you believe I own over a thousand showbags, 93 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:43,867 including the rare 2002 Kath & Kim showbag? 94 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,201 Believe it. 95 00:04:45,201 --> 00:04:48,496 I own just about every showbag there is. 96 00:04:48,496 --> 00:04:50,081 Except, of course... 97 00:04:50,081 --> 00:04:52,417 - the Forbidden Showbag. - The what? 98 00:04:52,417 --> 00:04:55,754 Legend has it, a showbag was created that was so full 99 00:04:55,754 --> 00:05:00,008 of pure, unadulterated fun, it nearly destroyed Dapto. 100 00:05:00,008 --> 00:05:03,470 They were forced to bury it and kill its creator. 101 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:08,391 It's rumored to still be in Dapto till this very day. 102 00:05:08,391 --> 00:05:11,311 Wow... If anyone gave me the Forbidden Showbag, 103 00:05:11,311 --> 00:05:14,022 they would instantly become my BFF. 104 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:16,816 The hunt is on. 105 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,030 Leave a fuckin' message. Bah! 106 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,699 Janine, where are you? 107 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:27,077 Things aren't great with Kevin, and I need some support. 108 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:28,661 From anybody. 109 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:33,958 Odd... 110 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:36,795 Huh. Must be one of those TikTok dances from the internet. 111 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:40,632 You are worthy of love. 112 00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,425 I am? 113 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:51,226 Lunch? At this hour? 114 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:53,436 Unheard of, unsanctioned, and unacceptable! 115 00:05:53,436 --> 00:05:55,897 The love we deserve will be here soon. 116 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:58,191 The Great One is coming! 117 00:05:58,191 --> 00:06:00,151 Who in blazes is The Great One? 118 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,153 It's dodgy, mate! 119 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:03,571 You and I know the only Great One 120 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:05,323 is Angus Young from AC/DC! 121 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:06,991 And I guarantee he's not here. 122 00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:08,952 Probably at home preparing for a tour. 123 00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:11,121 Speaking of, I think we should really consider 124 00:06:11,121 --> 00:06:12,831 buying tickets to see him in Sydney. 125 00:06:12,831 --> 00:06:14,958 I would, but money's a bit tight right now-- 126 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:17,419 Nah yeh nah. Why catch a legend live, eh? 127 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:19,963 Just watch a shit recording of it after he's passed. 128 00:06:19,963 --> 00:06:22,090 Well, I suppose I could talk to Vicky-- 129 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:25,552 There! He has not known The Great One's love! 130 00:06:25,552 --> 00:06:27,679 You seem stressed, Kevin. 131 00:06:27,679 --> 00:06:30,181 Can I offer you a massage? 132 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:32,225 This is not proper office behavior, Clarko! 133 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:35,770 I shall be forced to call HR to report harassment of a sexual nature! 134 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:37,188 This is not on! 135 00:06:37,188 --> 00:06:39,315 Get us out of here, mate! 136 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:52,120 Vicky! Vicky, we have to get out of here! 137 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,581 Something's wrong with Dapto, and it's clearly a sex thing! 138 00:06:54,581 --> 00:06:56,708 Kevin, stop. 139 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:58,209 Don't you see? 140 00:06:58,209 --> 00:06:59,627 It's love. 141 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:02,380 We are all worthy of love. 142 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,632 No... not you too, Vicky! 143 00:07:04,632 --> 00:07:06,634 The Great One is coming! 144 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:07,886 Join the community! 145 00:07:07,886 --> 00:07:09,804 Noooooooooooo! 146 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:14,225 You are worthy of looooooove! 147 00:07:14,225 --> 00:07:17,270 That is a private matter fit only for my marital bed! 148 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,898 Listen to them, Kevin! We are worthy of love! 149 00:07:19,898 --> 00:07:21,149 Both of us! 150 00:07:24,235 --> 00:07:26,363 Best hop in if ya wanna live, mate. 151 00:07:34,746 --> 00:07:37,457 What the hell, Kevin? Uch, typical! 152 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,834 The moment things got serious, he pops on his mask 153 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:41,711 and runs off to have one of his little adventures. 154 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:44,756 You are worthy of love, Vicky. 155 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:48,343 Thank you, Mrs. Banks! You've all been so supportive. 156 00:07:48,343 --> 00:07:51,346 It's like everyone in the town knew exactly what I needed to hear today. 157 00:07:51,346 --> 00:07:55,225 Yes, yes. How about a massage? 158 00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:01,356 Oh, ooh, that feels nice. 159 00:08:01,356 --> 00:08:04,901 Gosh, I've been so tense lately. 160 00:08:06,778 --> 00:08:07,946 He's clean. 161 00:08:07,946 --> 00:08:10,156 Those damn grubby Grabbers didn't get him. 162 00:08:10,156 --> 00:08:12,575 Koala Man, I'm so glad you're okay! 163 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:14,452 Big Greg said you weren't worth the petrol, 164 00:08:14,452 --> 00:08:16,413 but I think you're the only one who can save us! 165 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:18,248 More than likely correct, Louise. 166 00:08:18,248 --> 00:08:19,708 Now, what happened to everyone? 167 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,459 Whole town's gone psycho! 168 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:24,295 Seems like if one of those Grabbers starts giving you a rub-down, 169 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:25,755 you turn into one of them. 170 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:28,133 No happy endings. 171 00:08:28,133 --> 00:08:31,094 Darren! The fuck are ya, ya dickhead? 172 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:33,388 I'm fuckin' scared! 173 00:08:33,388 --> 00:08:36,141 I can only hope whatever evil has befallen Dapto, 174 00:08:36,141 --> 00:08:38,727 the children have been spared. 175 00:08:38,727 --> 00:08:40,020 This is awesome! 176 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:43,064 No parents, no teachers, no rules! 177 00:08:43,064 --> 00:08:44,899 Whooo! 178 00:08:44,899 --> 00:08:47,944 Alison, I'm frightened. Where are all the adults?! 179 00:08:47,944 --> 00:08:49,696 Should we call Mum and Dad to pick us up?! 180 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:50,989 Quit being such a yeasty puss 181 00:08:50,989 --> 00:08:52,532 and help me find that Forbidden Showbag! 182 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:55,827 Alison, I don't like this! I think-- 183 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,662 Can you hear me, boy? 184 00:08:57,662 --> 00:09:00,206 My word, it's been so long. 185 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,583 Wh-who said that?! 186 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:03,376 I'm inside your head. 187 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:05,211 I sense you have The Gift. 188 00:09:05,211 --> 00:09:07,088 You'll learn to control it in time, 189 00:09:07,088 --> 00:09:09,424 unless it drives you mad. But for now, 190 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:11,509 if you want the Forbidden Showbag, 191 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:13,345 you must find me. 192 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:16,222 - What's wrong with you? - Follow me. 193 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:22,520 Welcome to my panic room. 194 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,439 Safest place in Dapto. 195 00:09:24,439 --> 00:09:26,608 Bet you don't have one of these, Koala Man. 196 00:09:26,608 --> 00:09:29,194 Personally, I've always found you don't need a panic room 197 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:30,487 if you don't plan to panic. 198 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:31,863 Agh! What is that? 199 00:09:31,863 --> 00:09:34,449 This is the reason we're starting our mission here. 200 00:09:34,657 --> 00:09:35,950 Voilà! 201 00:09:35,950 --> 00:09:39,621 You are all worthy of looooove! 202 00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:43,541 Darren, nooooooo! 203 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:45,835 Darren, what's happening on the Council roof? 204 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:47,087 Who is The Great One? 205 00:09:47,087 --> 00:09:50,674 The Great One lives in six-dimensional space 206 00:09:50,674 --> 00:09:53,134 in a realm of pure pleasure! 207 00:09:53,134 --> 00:09:56,304 He seeded the cosmos with his meteors 208 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:58,890 so that we might prepare for his coming. 209 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:00,266 Prepare? How? 210 00:10:00,266 --> 00:10:02,060 A crystal rocket. 211 00:10:02,060 --> 00:10:04,854 At the top of the Council building. 212 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:08,358 We will build it together, enter as a community, 213 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:11,152 and The Great One will take us to a place 214 00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:14,864 where we'll be enveloped in his love forever! 215 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:17,867 Fuck Oath! How are we supposed to stop an alien? 216 00:10:17,867 --> 00:10:21,287 By coming up with a very, very, very good plan. 217 00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:23,665 Or at least just a very good-- 218 00:10:23,665 --> 00:10:25,959 I probably put too many "very"s in there, didn't I? 219 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,586 And then he started eating prawns in bed! 220 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,588 Left the heads and poop chutes on the pillow. 221 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:33,341 I feel like I can still smell it on me. 222 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:35,927 Oh! Uch, god, it's disgusting! 223 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:38,555 We do not like the shell creatures. 224 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,849 Please hand me the thrust regulator. 225 00:10:42,017 --> 00:10:44,686 Oh, did I ever tell you about the time I told Kevin I bought lingerie, 226 00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,688 and he thought he was getting linguini for dinner? 227 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:48,523 Hmm. This one takes the cake. 228 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:51,693 Things I love: sunshine... 229 00:10:51,693 --> 00:10:53,945 bilbies... being me self... 230 00:10:53,945 --> 00:10:57,449 And most of all, I love me best mate, Damo. 231 00:10:57,449 --> 00:11:01,661 Aw, Darren, you're me favorite dickhead too! 232 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,581 I can't take this anymore. 233 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:06,875 Thanks, mate. 234 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:10,211 Ah, that feels good. 235 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:14,257 Christ! 236 00:11:14,257 --> 00:11:15,967 Those little meth heads are escaping! 237 00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:17,385 Koala Man! Help! 238 00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,679 Oi! Boys! Over here! 239 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,515 I'd like one of those comfy massages you've been talking about! 240 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:26,269 Join our community of love! 241 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,355 Ugh! 242 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:29,981 Gotcha, ya grub! 243 00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:33,234 He's working the knots out! 244 00:11:33,234 --> 00:11:34,861 - Spider! - Uggh! 245 00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:37,072 Stay back, Koala Man! 246 00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:40,075 I feel worthy of love... 247 00:11:40,075 --> 00:11:43,828 You're not, Spider! Goddamn it, you're not! 248 00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,748 Ughh... 249 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:49,167 Remember me as I lived... 250 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:51,628 a yucker and a fucker! 251 00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:54,089 Spider! 252 00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:55,590 Well, that went terribly. 253 00:11:55,590 --> 00:11:56,758 Your fault entirely. 254 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,259 What now, Koala Man? 255 00:11:58,259 --> 00:12:01,346 They've taken Kevin Williams' beautiful wife Vicky, 256 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,932 and now they've taken my best friend. 257 00:12:03,932 --> 00:12:05,809 But they won't take Dapto. 258 00:12:05,809 --> 00:12:08,395 There's only one thing left for us to do: 259 00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:10,355 destroy the rocket. 260 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:12,982 How? 261 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:14,901 Dunno. 262 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,783 Why does it smell like the bloody ocean in here? 263 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,743 Ah, sorry, yeah, that'd be my pocket prawn. 264 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:24,869 In case I get hungry. 265 00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,329 How are we looking back there, Louise? 266 00:12:26,329 --> 00:12:28,373 Koala Bomb is ready to go. 267 00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:30,333 Ah! Cute little fella, isn't he? 268 00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,293 I didn't know you were so tech savvy, Louise. 269 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:35,505 I... I've been taking engineering classes on the side 270 00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,090 in case it might be useful to you. 271 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,925 Aw, that's sweet of you, Louise! 272 00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:41,094 If I were ever in the market for a sidekick, 273 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:44,931 you'd be considered along with several other qualified individuals. 274 00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,019 Eucalyptus oil would fix that right up. 275 00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:50,437 - Fix what? - Sore joints. 276 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,272 Be happy to gather a bit for ya sometime. 277 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:55,108 Oh, the hands. Right... Yeah, nah, nah, it-it's nothing. 278 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,943 Old fishing injury is all. 279 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:59,529 Oh, my god... there it is. 280 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:08,371 That's the biggest rocket I've ever seen! 281 00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:10,540 Eh, I've seen bigger. 282 00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,171 Liam! What are we doing in here?! 283 00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:20,383 I can't explain it, but I hear someone calling to me... in my mind... 284 00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:23,762 I knew it! You have psychic powers! This is so unfair. 285 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:29,100 If the Forbidden Showbag you seek, 286 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,853 perhaps I, James Showbag, 287 00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:34,856 inventor of the showbag, may be of use. 288 00:13:34,856 --> 00:13:37,942 Alison! This brain says he knows where the Forbidden Showbag is! 289 00:13:37,942 --> 00:13:40,695 I can't hear anything. Tell Wrinkles to spill it! 290 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:43,865 The Forbidden Showbag was my greatest creation, 291 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:45,742 but it was too powerful, 292 00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:47,744 and the people of Dapto sentenced me 293 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,746 to wallow in brine and my own filth 294 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:52,624 for all eternity, that I may serve as a warning 295 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:55,960 to any who dared create another bag of infinite fun. 296 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:58,922 Could you please tell us where the Forbidden Showbag is, James? 297 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,049 I can. But in exchange 298 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:02,926 you must do something for me... 299 00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,219 kill me. 300 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:06,221 What?! No! I like you! 301 00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:07,806 Please, sweet boy! 302 00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:11,685 Years I have waited for someone with The Gift to hear my cries! 303 00:14:11,685 --> 00:14:16,481 Help an old, tired brain leave this cruel world! 304 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,692 He says he'll tell us where the bag is, 305 00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,694 but only if we promise to kill him! 306 00:14:20,694 --> 00:14:22,487 Sure, whatever. Let's just do it. 307 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:25,490 Huzzah! The Forbidden Showbag is in a catacomb 308 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:28,159 hidden beneath the Fun Fair Ball stand. 309 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,078 Last clown mouth on the right. 310 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,288 - Uh, did he say where it is yet? - Yeah, but-- 311 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:33,665 Wait! No! - 312 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:34,833 I've changed my mind! 313 00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:36,876 I want to live. We can be friends-- 314 00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:38,003 No! 315 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:41,673 Aaah! 316 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:49,389 If I can just get the little guy inside, 317 00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,642 we'll be properly placed for maximum destruction. 318 00:14:54,436 --> 00:14:55,979 Aw, you bastard! 319 00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:57,772 I'm sorry, Koala Man. 320 00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,357 Forget it, mate. It's over. 321 00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:01,359 We can't just give up, Big Greg! 322 00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:04,404 Oh, Koala Man, Koala Man... 323 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:06,448 You need to relax... 324 00:15:06,448 --> 00:15:09,034 Maybe get a massage... 325 00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,285 What did you say? 326 00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:13,371 We're all worthy of love, Koala Man... 327 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:14,873 including you! 328 00:15:14,873 --> 00:15:17,042 - Koala Man! - Louise! 329 00:15:17,042 --> 00:15:18,501 Don't worry about me. 330 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:21,296 Now, go... save us, Koala Man. 331 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:25,133 Kevin, you came back! 332 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,926 You were right about the community needing 333 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:28,553 to do something positive together! 334 00:15:28,553 --> 00:15:30,722 Now you can be a part of it too! 335 00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:33,725 Oh, bitter irony! Now stand aside, insane Vicky. 336 00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,560 I have to blow up this rocket before 337 00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:37,604 an interdimensional being comes for us. 338 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,898 - Wait, what...? - Hold on a tick, Vicky. 339 00:15:39,898 --> 00:15:41,733 Your eyes. They're not pink! 340 00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:43,026 Have you not been turned?! 341 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,736 Turned? What the hell are you talk-- 342 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:48,490 A community united in love cannot be stopped, little bear. 343 00:15:48,490 --> 00:15:50,408 The vessel is complete! 344 00:15:50,408 --> 00:15:53,370 Let us board for The Great One's visit! 345 00:15:53,370 --> 00:15:54,454 Seize them! 346 00:15:54,454 --> 00:15:56,539 - You are worthy of love! - Mm. 347 00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:59,459 Starting to feel like I might have missed some red flags. 348 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:13,264 The Great One will descend at any moment! 349 00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:18,895 Now let Koala Man and Vicky know the ecstasy of the joining! 350 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:21,272 Noooooooooooo!!! 351 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,486 They stink of the prawn. Totally gross. 352 00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,071 They cannot be turned. 353 00:16:28,071 --> 00:16:29,406 Well, well, well, Vicky. 354 00:16:29,406 --> 00:16:31,574 Looks like my prawn showbag stopped us 355 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,618 from being turned into mindless zombies. 356 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:36,496 Huh. Well, maybe that wouldn't have been such a bad thing. 357 00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,624 Do you know why? Because they listen. 358 00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:42,127 You go on and on about community, 359 00:16:42,127 --> 00:16:45,255 but what you really want is for everything to be your way all the time! 360 00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,257 At the show, in the bedroom... 361 00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:50,343 There's never room for what anyone else wants, including me! 362 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,929 So, yes, maybe I missed the fact 363 00:16:52,929 --> 00:16:54,806 that everyone has been turned into massage zombies 364 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:57,017 and were building a rocket to the sixth dimension, 365 00:16:57,017 --> 00:16:59,227 but at least they made me feel loved. 366 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:01,354 You need to do that for me, or... 367 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,857 or who knows what can happen? 368 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,817 Vicky... I'm sorry. 369 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:11,698 The Great One is here! 370 00:17:18,413 --> 00:17:20,915 There it is. The last clown mouth on the right. 371 00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,042 Come on. 372 00:17:33,136 --> 00:17:34,971 Come on, we're close. 373 00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:39,934 Wow... 374 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,270 Rosie's gonna love it. 375 00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:45,857 Maybe I should just have a quick peek. 376 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:52,530 Dear god... so much fun... 377 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,366 the hours of entertainment... 378 00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:56,534 I could stay here forever! 379 00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:58,620 Why should I give it to Rosie? 380 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:01,331 All the fun for Alison. 381 00:18:01,331 --> 00:18:02,999 Alison! Let it go! 382 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:04,584 James said it's too powerful! 383 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,087 You just want it for yourself! 384 00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,589 But it's mine! Mine! 385 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:14,511 Citizens of Dapto! 386 00:18:14,511 --> 00:18:17,972 Are you ready to accept infinite love? 387 00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:19,683 We are ready! 388 00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:23,019 We unite as a community of love! 389 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:26,106 Let the journey begin! 390 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:28,983 We're going to space, Darren! 391 00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:30,235 Finally! 392 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,988 Mmhhh. Yeah, yeah, that's good. Right there. 393 00:18:33,988 --> 00:18:35,865 Hmm. That doesn't look like space. 394 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:39,369 Fuck yeah, that's good. Ahhh! 395 00:18:39,369 --> 00:18:41,746 The Great One is coming! 396 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,915 The Great One cometh! 397 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:46,793 Oh, my God! 398 00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:51,006 We're inside it! The Great One is using us as a dildo! 399 00:18:51,006 --> 00:18:54,634 Agh! Come on, you dirty little slut of a planet. 400 00:18:54,634 --> 00:18:55,885 Fuck me! 401 00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,102 Yeah, yeah, right there, right there... 402 00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:06,187 I knew this was a sex thing! 403 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:07,272 Kevin, look! 404 00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:08,857 Oh, yeah! 405 00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,568 I'm gonna fuck this planet to death! 406 00:19:11,568 --> 00:19:13,611 If this thing keeps pleasuring itself with us, 407 00:19:13,611 --> 00:19:15,530 it'll tear Dapto apart! 408 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:17,490 How are we going to get it off us? 409 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,951 By getting it off. 410 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:28,209 Alison! We have to get out of here! We're going to die! 411 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,545 Then I'll die happy. Leave me. 412 00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,339 Ohhh! 413 00:19:34,924 --> 00:19:37,260 - Uhhh! - Noooo! 414 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:40,555 Come on! 415 00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,602 I don't know about this. 416 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:47,228 I promise. If you listen to me, 417 00:19:47,228 --> 00:19:48,563 I can get us out of here. 418 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:49,898 But I'm not very good at this thing! 419 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:52,442 It's okay. I'll help you. 420 00:19:59,199 --> 00:20:00,658 Okay, keep going. 421 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:04,037 Nice and slow, nice and slow... 422 00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:05,330 - Now left. - Left? 423 00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,207 - Really? - Left, Kevin! Left, now, left! 424 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,500 Circular motion! 425 00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,044 Oh, no! Something's happening! 426 00:20:11,044 --> 00:20:12,754 We better stop and completely change 427 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:13,880 the rhythm of what we're doing! 428 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,674 No, Kevin, we're close! Keep going, 429 00:20:15,674 --> 00:20:16,966 consistent motion, don't stop! 430 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:18,843 But it's been over four minutes! 431 00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:20,637 Don't... stop! 432 00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,722 Oh! I see something! 433 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,432 I think we're getting there! 434 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:25,558 I'm learning, Vicky! 435 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:27,102 Yes! Keep going! 436 00:20:27,102 --> 00:20:28,978 - Yes! - Tell me when we're there! 437 00:20:28,978 --> 00:20:30,313 We're here! We're here! 438 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:32,607 - Bombs away? - Yes! Blow it! 439 00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:38,113 Fuck! 440 00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:40,782 Uhh! 441 00:20:43,702 --> 00:20:46,538 Vicky! We did it! We got it off! 442 00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:50,041 And it's not the only one... Koala Stud. 443 00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,627 Mwwwwah. 444 00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:55,046 Ohh! I don't know what to say. 445 00:20:55,046 --> 00:20:58,049 No planet's ever done that for me before! 446 00:20:58,049 --> 00:21:01,803 I usually fuck planets to death and never get off, but... 447 00:21:01,803 --> 00:21:05,181 we must have had some sort of real connection. 448 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,600 This might be too early to say, but... 449 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,478 I think I'm falling in love with you, Earth! 450 00:21:11,062 --> 00:21:13,773 Give me a minute, but then we can go again... 451 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,692 rougher this time. 452 00:21:15,692 --> 00:21:17,318 I hadn't counted on this. 453 00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:19,946 Who's ever heard of going multiple times? 454 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,448 We're doomed. 455 00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:23,533 Mum! Dad! 456 00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:25,994 We've been looking all over for the adults! 457 00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:27,203 We murdered a nice brain 458 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,122 and Alison found the Forbidden Showbag! 459 00:21:29,122 --> 00:21:30,415 And Liam ruined it! 460 00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:32,334 Oh, you've got kids? 461 00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,836 Uh, actually, I just remembered 462 00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:36,588 I have this work thing in the morning. 463 00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:38,798 So I should probably go. 464 00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:41,384 But no, this was, this was fun. 465 00:21:41,384 --> 00:21:44,554 Um, yeah, I'll totally text you, hey. 466 00:21:44,554 --> 00:21:45,722 Alright, see ya! 467 00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:49,392 Good work, kids. 468 00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:52,479 You helped save the planet from an alien sex pest. 469 00:21:52,479 --> 00:21:53,855 Can't believe that's really a thing. 470 00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:55,315 What a world we live in now. 471 00:21:55,315 --> 00:21:56,941 I didn't want to save the planet! 472 00:21:56,941 --> 00:21:58,443 I wanted to be popular! 473 00:22:02,405 --> 00:22:04,866 In the end, The Great One was nothing more 474 00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:06,868 than an interdimensional fuckboi. 475 00:22:06,868 --> 00:22:08,745 Why does this keep happening to me? 476 00:22:08,745 --> 00:22:10,038 Aw, Christ! 477 00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:12,123 Who's gonna clean all this up?! 478 00:22:12,123 --> 00:22:15,210 Did someone say... who? 479 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:21,841 Gotta give Dapto credit, we drained him good. 480 00:22:25,220 --> 00:22:26,638 Goodbye, my friend. 481 00:22:26,638 --> 00:22:29,015 You may have been just a brain in a jar, 482 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,101 but I shall always remember... 483 00:22:31,101 --> 00:22:35,146 ...your heart. 484 00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:38,233 I suppose you got what you wanted in the end: 485 00:22:38,233 --> 00:22:41,444 the whole town working together to clean up Dapto. 486 00:22:41,444 --> 00:22:42,862 I was thinking 487 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:45,156 we could work on something else together later... 488 00:22:45,156 --> 00:22:48,827 Oooh! Cheeky! I'd like that. 489 00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:52,247 Though, there really is still a lot of alien ejaculate to clean up. 490 00:22:52,956 --> 00:22:54,749 Fuck yeah, I'd hit that. 491 00:22:54,749 --> 00:22:56,668 Nope! Ugly! 492 00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:58,336 Ah, thick, yeah. 493 00:22:58,336 --> 00:23:00,255 Agh! No kids! 494 00:23:00,964 --> 00:23:02,382 Hit it and quit it! 495 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:04,718 You bloody legend! 496 00:23:44,132 --> 00:23:47,135 Captioned by Point.360