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地球,準備迎接超級強者降臨吧

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{\an8}(達普托遊藝會)

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有段時期,在達普托遊藝會

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整個社區居民都會齊集高歌

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或選出最漂亮的綿羊

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但現在只剩下一班酒鬼四圍走

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我不能以模範市民
基雲威廉斯的身份對付他們

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但我肯定樹熊俠會有意見

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你說過在遊藝會不會提起樹熊俠

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今天是家庭同樂日,來吧,要先玩什麼?

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快買個遊樂袋吧...個個都得意和過癮...

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(與大隻格里一齊釣大魚)

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(高大罌粟花,絕對垃圾)

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(痕痕四人組)

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總有一款買得稱心

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這真是我們澳洲人
一種獨特又好玩的傳統

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好多朱古力!

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還有新奇貼紙和玩具!

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我花了20 元,去買只值 6 元的東西

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真開心!

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我儲足一年錢,就是為了這一刻

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在斷市前,我要搶買劍暴遊樂袋

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遊樂袋只是裝滿了廉價小飾物與糖果

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不,媽媽,這些都是貨幣

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我可利用此貨幣,買下露絲尤杜斯的友誼

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-里安,來吧
-好!

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那麼,最少你跟我可以共度一些美好時光

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喂!你們!

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試試集合力量
對社區作出最少一次貢獻吧

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抱歉,老婆

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道德如此敗壞,我真的忍受不了

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(蝦蝦)

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你可否幫我買一個蝦蝦遊樂袋?

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謝謝你,老婆,我遲些再付錢給你

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不要!快回來,你們不可以這樣做

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{\an8}(票務處)

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{\an8}珍妮

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你想跟我一起坐摩天輪嗎?

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沒人想陪我

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我沒空,今天是我跟謝利的二十周年紀念

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我要在摩天輪頂端,自摸到四圍濕滴滴

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跟他之前的癖好一樣

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願他安息

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好吧

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我不想干擾你跟謝利的共同習俗

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行開,你班衰人,今天是我的周年紀念日

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周年紀念日快樂,我的甜心王子

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{\an8}(停車場,達普托商場)

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{\an8}《樹熊俠》

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{\an8}樹熊俠守則第 88 條:

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{\an8}記住,那不是一把刀

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{\an8}這是一把刀

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{\an8}在新南威爾斯州持刀是犯法的

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{\an8}搞掂

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{\an8}做得好,維琪,時間減到四分鐘

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{\an8}真是超級有效率

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{\an8}我的蝦蝦遊樂袋在哪裏?

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{\an8}在這裏

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{\an8}基雲,得談談我們的親熱時間

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{\an8}若我們能更細心留意對方的需要
就會更好了

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{\an8}那麼我們二人都能好好享受一番

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{\an8}-你明白嗎?
-當然,老婆

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{\an8}你擔心我會感覺太單調

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{\an8}但不用怕,你每次都滿足到我

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{\an8}-食蝦蝦?
-不了,謝謝

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珍妮還未回覆我的短訊

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希望她沒事吧

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我大概只是杞人憂天

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{\an8}(北達普托高中)
(學習是知識未來!)

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{\an8}天啊,太感謝你

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好可愛

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你真好人,我很喜歡

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-正
-愛麗遜啊

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真不敢相信人人都這樣去想
用遊樂袋來交換露絲的友誼

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若有辦法從這班可憐蟲中突出自己就好

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一早告誡過你們這班學生
別帶遊樂袋回校!

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你們要自己帶走它

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我知道...

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相信我,若有人同情你們的話
那個一定是我

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我一世人都很熱衷遊樂袋這玩意

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你相信我擁有 1000 個遊樂袋嗎?

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還包括了 2002 年人氣劇集
《嘉芙與金金》的極罕遊樂袋

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相信我

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差不多每個遊樂袋我都擁有過

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當然,只有犯禁遊樂袋除外

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-禁什麼?
-這是傳說中

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一個被創造出來的遊樂袋
裝滿了無盡的純快樂享受

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此物差點摧毁了達普托

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人們被迫將這個袋埋在地下
還殺死創造它的人

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傳說這個遊樂袋
直至今天仍藏在達普托的某個角落

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若有誰送這個犯禁遊樂袋給我

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他們將永遠成為我最好的朋友

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尋寶行動開始

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{\an8}(致電珍妮)

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他媽的留言吧

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珍妮,你在哪裏?

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我跟基雲鬧得有點不快,要找人訴苦

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任誰幫我都可以

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(五金舖)

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(大減價...)

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有古怪

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一定是在拍那些網上抖音熱舞片段

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你值得擁有愛

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我也是?

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{\an8}(達普托市議會)

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午餐嗎?這麼早?

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未聽過、未經批准亦不可接受

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我們值得擁有的愛將會降臨
超級強者要來了

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邊鬼個超級強者?

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好有可疑,老友

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我們都知道,世上唯一的超級強者
只有 AC/DC 樂隊的 Angus Young

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而我肯定他沒來過

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他大概在家為巡迴演出作準備

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說起來

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我們該認真考慮一下
買飛去悉尼睇佢演出

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我會考慮下,但現在我有點手緊...

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再考慮下吧
誰要去見證傳奇人物的演出啊?

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不如等他本尊死去
才睇爛鬼錄影去懷緬他

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我該可以跟維琪討論下...

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就在這裏!他不懂什麼是超級強者的愛

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你看來很大壓力,基雲
可否幫你按摩一下?

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在辦公室這樣做不合規矩,奇勒高

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我將被迫打去人事部,告發你們性騷擾

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-不可以這樣做!
-帶我們出去吧,老友!

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維琪...我們要離開這裏

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達普托有點不妥,好明顯跟性愛有關...

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基雲,等等,你見不到嗎?

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是愛啊

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我們都值得擁有愛

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不要!連你都是這樣,維琪!

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超級強者要來了

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-加入社區吧
-不要!

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你值得擁有愛

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這是私人話題
只有我跟老婆關上房門才會討論

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聽聽他們的話,基雲,我們都值得擁有愛

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也包括我們兩個

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想保命就跳上車吧,老友

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搞乜鬼,基雲?

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你就是這樣

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一到重要關頭,他就戴上面具逃離現場

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展開他自己的冒險旅程

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你值得擁有愛,維琪

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謝謝,賓斯太太

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你們都很好人

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就像鎮上的每個人
都知道今天我想聽哪一句說話

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對了...想要按摩一下嗎?

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真舒服!

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天啊,我最近精神很繃緊

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他很正常

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那班愛博懵人士還未改造他

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樹熊俠,真慶幸你沒大礙

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大隻格里說不值得花費油錢來救你

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但我認為只有你能拯救大家

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你說得很不錯,露易絲

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其他人究竟怎麼了?

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整個城鎮的人,都變得瘋瘋癲癲

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看來只要被那班愛博懵人士搓一搓

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你就會被他們同化

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達不到出火的好結局

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達倫!你在那裏啊,衰人?

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我好鬼驚

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只希望無論有任何邪魔要降臨達普托

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孩子都不會受牽連

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好過癮!

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父母、老師和規矩都消失了!

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{\an8}(你必須夠此高度才可乘搭)

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愛麗遜,我很害怕,大人都在哪裏?

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該叫爸媽來接走我們嗎?

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口吻別再像個無膽匪類
快幫我找那個犯禁遊樂袋出來

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愛麗遜,我不喜歡這樣子,我認為...

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聽到我說話嗎,孩子?
天啊,我已等了太久

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誰在說話?

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我正在你腦海裏說話

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我感應到你有特殊天賦

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假以時日,你必能好好駕馭它
若你沒先被逼瘋

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但在此刻,若你想要犯禁遊樂袋

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你必須來找我

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-你怎麼了?
-跟我來

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歡迎來到我的避難室
達普托鎮內最安全的地方

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我肯定你沒這種派頭,樹熊俠

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我個人認為,若你無計劃走難

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就不需建避難室

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那是什麼?

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這是我們將在此地展開任務的原因

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睇下啦!

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你們所有人都值得擁有愛!

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達倫!不要!

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達倫,在市議會的天台發生過什麼事?

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誰是超級強者?

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超級強者生活於六度次元空間

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一個追求純粹極樂的國度

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他會乘着流星,在宇宙四處培育新生命
我們要準備迎接他的降臨

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迎接?怎樣準備?

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在市議會天台建造一支水晶火箭

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我們合力建好它,讓社區所有人一同前往

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超級強者會帶我們去一個地方

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他那永恆的愛將永遠包圍着我們

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大鑊!

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我們怎可能抵抗外星生物?

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只需一個非常、非常
非常周詳的計劃

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或最少是一個非常周詳...

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我前一句用了太多「非常」吧?

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之後,他開始在床上食蝦蝦

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將蝦頭和蝦腸放在枕頭上

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我覺得自己仍滿身腥臭味

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天啊,好嘔心

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我們不喜歡甲殼類生物

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請幫我將動力調教器拿過來

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有否跟你講過那次
我同基雲講我買了情趣內衣

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他竟以為晚餐是脆鯇乾伊?

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那一次認真難忘

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我最愛:陽光、兔耳袋狸、做自己

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最重要的是,我愛自己最好的朋友,戴模

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達倫,你亦是我最欣賞的死仔包

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我再也受不住了!

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謝謝,老友

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感覺真好

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天啊!那兩個道友要逃出去!

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樹熊俠,救命!

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靚仔,這邊啊!

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我想試試你們談過的其中一種
舒服到震按摩手法

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加入我們這個愛的社區

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捉到你,衰神!

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他鬆弛了我的緊張肌肉

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蜘蛛!

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別過來,樹熊俠

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我覺得自己值得擁有愛

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你不是啊...蜘蛛,可惡!

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人過留名

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記住我曾是個放蕩不羈的賤人吧!

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蜘蛛!

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形勢急轉直下

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完全都是你的錯

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現在怎辦,樹熊俠?

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他們搶走了基雲威廉斯的美麗妻子,維琪

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現在他們搶走我的最好朋友

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但他們搶不走達普托

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現在只有一件事可以做:

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破壞火箭

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如何破壞?

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我不知道

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為何在這裏會聞到大海的腥臭味?

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抱歉,我個袋裝了蝦蝦,以防我突然肚餓

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-後面情況如何,露易絲?
-樹熊炸彈準備就緒!

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個公仔好可愛,對吧?

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我不知你精通高科技知識,露易絲

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我善用餘暇進修工程學

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萬一你需要我幫助

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你真周到,露易絲

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若我想尋找一位得力助手

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你跟其他具資格的人一樣
都會在我考慮之列

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-桉樹油可以立即醫好你
-醫好什麼?

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關節痛,我很樂意有空就送一些過來

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是雙手吧,對...其實沒什麼大礙...

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只是釣魚時弄傷的舊患

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天啊,就是這一支

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這是我畢生見過最大支的火箭

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我見過更大支的

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里安,我們來這裏做什麼?

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我沒法解釋,但我聽到有把聲音呼喚我

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在我腦海中出現

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我早知你有傳心能力!上天真不公平

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若你尋找的是犯禁遊樂袋

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或許我占士遊樂袋,這位遊樂袋的發明者
可以幫到你

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愛麗遜!這大腦說
他知道犯禁遊樂袋藏在哪裏

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我什麼也聽不到,叫這堆皺紋快點講出來

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犯禁遊樂袋是我最偉大的發明

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但它的力量太強大

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達普托的市民判處我要沉浸在鹽水

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還有自己的排泄物中,直到永遠

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這樣我就可以對任何膽敢創造
其他超級好玩遊樂袋的人

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起到阻嚇作用

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請告訴我們犯禁遊樂袋在哪裏吧,占士?

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我可以講你知

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但你必須做一件事報答我

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殺了我

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什麼?不要!我喜歡你

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拜託你,好孩子

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我等了很多年
渴望有一位天賦傳心術的人來聽我訴苦

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幫我這個又老又疲累的大腦
離開這個殘酷世界

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他說他會講出那個遊樂袋在哪裏
但我們要答應殺了他

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是旦啦,總之快點動手

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好嘢!

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犯禁遊樂袋就藏在
遊樂會波波攤位地底下的暗格墓穴中

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機關就在,最右邊擘大口的小丑

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-他講出藏寶地點了?
-對,但...

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等等,不要!

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我改變了主意!我想活下去!

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我們可以...

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不要!

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若我可以送個公仔入去

292
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就能找個最適合的地方引爆
造成最大的破壞

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你個廢柴

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抱歉,樹熊俠

295
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算吧,老友,玩完了

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不能就此放棄,大隻格里

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樹熊俠...

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你要放鬆一下

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或者搵人幫你按摩

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你說什麼?

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我們都值得擁有愛,樹熊俠

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包括你在內

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-樹熊俠!
-露易絲!

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別擔心我,快走!去拯救我們,樹熊俠

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00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:25,132
基雲,你回來了!

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你說得對,社區應該集合力量
去做些有建設性的事

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你現在也可以出一分力

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真是諷刺

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現在企開一邊,你個變態維琪

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在那一隻跨次元生物來襲前
我要炸毁這支火箭

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等等,什麼?

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等一下,維琪

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你雙眼未變粉紅色,你沒受影響?

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變什麼?你講乜鬼...

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沒人能阻礙一個用愛維繫的社區,小熊熊

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機體已大功告成

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我們快登機,恭迎超級強者來訪

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捉住也們!

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你值得擁有愛

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我開始懷疑自己錯過了一些警示!

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超級強者隨時會降落

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現在讓樹熊俠和維琪感受一下
加入我們的瘋狂喜悅吧!

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不要

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他們像蝦蝦一樣腥臭,我想作嘔

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根本沒法改造他們

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那麼...維琪

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00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:33,617
看來蝦蝦遊樂袋保護了我們
不用變成無腦的喪屍

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00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,620
變喪屍未必是一件壞事

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你知唔知點解?

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因為他們識得聆聽

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你經常掛社區在口邊

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但你從來只關心如何滿足自己

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無論在遊樂會還是床上

334
00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:50,467
你永遠也沒空間理會別人的需要
當中包括我的

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所以,對啊

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00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:54,888
或許我沒留意到
個個都變成了幫人按摩的喪屍

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建造火箭往第六次元世界

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但他們最少令我有被愛的感覺

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你必須讓我有這種感覺
否則天知道會發生什麼事

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00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,358
維琪,對不起

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超級強者到了!

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00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,873
終於找到,最右邊擘大口的小丑

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來吧

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(一擊即中)

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(贏大獎)

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來吧,差不多就到

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露絲一定鍾意

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或許我該快手偷看一下

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天啊!真好玩!

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漫長的娛樂時光!
我不介意永遠留在此地!

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我為何要送給露絲啊?

352
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:01,330
全部樂趣都要留給愛麗遜

353
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:04,708
愛麗遜,放手吧!
占士說過它的威力太強大

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00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,960
你只想據為己有

355
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,171
但這個袋屬於我...

356
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:17,971
達普托的市民
你們準備好接受無限的愛嗎?

357
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:23,018
準備好了!我們要用愛維繫這個社區!

358
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:26,105
快開始這趟旅程!

359
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:30,150
-我們要上太空了,達倫
-終於等到

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00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:34,154
正...真好,前進吧

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00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:35,864
看來根本不似外太空

362
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,075
正到爆,真好

363
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,745
超級強者要來了!

364
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,831
超級強者來了!

365
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:48,418
天啊!我們在超級強者體內!

366
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:51,004
超級強者將我們當做假陽具!

367
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,675
{\an8}來吧,你這個蕩婦星球

368
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:55,801
{\an8}快搞我!

369
00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:59,930
真好,就是這裏

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00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,807
好爽...正

371
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,226
很好...是那裏了...

372
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,186
-我早知這跟性愛有關
-爽啊

373
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:07,271
基雲,看吧

374
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:11,567
我要將此星球搞到精盡人亡!

375
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:15,654
若這怪物繼續用我們來自慰
達普托將被徹底破壞

376
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,573
我們要怎樣甩身?

377
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,867
借着高潮甩身

378
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,333
愛麗遜,快離開這裏,我們快要死

379
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,836
由得我含笑而死,別理我

380
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,050
不要!

381
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,220
來吧!

382
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,434
我對這做法有些懷疑

383
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:48,562
我保證,若你肯聆聽我說話
就能讓我們甩身

384
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:52,357
-但這種事我不太擅長
-沒問題的,我會指導你

385
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,367
好的,繼續來,輕輕放慢一點

386
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,036
輕輕放慢一點

387
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,329
-現在移向左邊!
-左邊?

388
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,206
-真的嗎?
-現在移向左邊...基雲

389
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,415
不斷打圈!

390
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,043
不好,事情發生變化

391
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,879
我們應該停一停
完全改變現在進行的節奏

392
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,965
不要,基雲,都快成功了,繼續吧
不斷有動作就好,別停下來!

393
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:18,842
但已經超過四分鐘

394
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,636
不要停下來

395
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:24,431
我見到一些東西,我想差不多要成功

396
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,893
-我在學習,維琪
-好的...繼續...

397
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,312
-搞掂的話,就講我知!
-我們搞掂了...

398
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:33,232
-爆得未?
-好!盡情地爆吧!

399
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,028
他媽的!

400
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,536
維琪,大成功!我們已經出來了!

401
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:49,957
我也來了,樹熊靚仔

402
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:55,170
我不知道可以說什麼

403
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:58,090
其他星球沒對我這樣做過

404
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:01,802
我通常會搞死那些星球
但從未有過高潮

405
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:05,180
但我們一定有某種聯繫吧

406
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,890
或許是太早作出結論

407
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:10,394
但我想自己愛上了你,地球

408
00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:13,814
先讓我休息一分鐘,等我們再來一次

409
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,691
而今次會做得更勁

410
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,192
我沒想過會變成這樣

411
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:20,112
誰可以來幾次高潮啊?

412
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,363
今次大鑊

413
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:23,532
媽媽、爸爸

414
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,993
我們一直在四處尋找大人!

415
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:29,121
我們殺了一個友善的大腦
而愛麗遜找到那個犯禁遊樂袋

416
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,247
但里安糟蹋了它

417
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,249
你有孩子嗎?

418
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,753
其實,我突然想起今早有事要處理

419
00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:39,298
我大概要走先,但...

420
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,383
不,這一次...好過癮

421
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:45,387
好的...我一定會再發短訊給你,再見

422
00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:49,224
做得好,孩子

423
00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:52,644
你們拯救了地球,免受外星性愛狂徒摧殘

424
00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:55,314
難以相信有這種東西存在
我們的世界真多姿多彩

425
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,608
我不想拯救世界,我要受人歡迎

426
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:06,742
事實證明,超級強者也只是一個
跨次元世界的爛滾人渣

427
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,827
為何我總是遇到這種人?

428
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:12,122
{\an8}天啊,誰來清理這一切?

429
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:15,167
有人在說:「誰?」

430
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:21,757
也要表揚一下達普托
令他的高潮特別「高汁」

431
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,887
再見了,朋友

432
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:32,976
你可能只是一個裝在樽內的大腦
但我會永遠記着你的心意

433
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,357
我認為你最終如願以償

434
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:41,443
全鎮上上下下,都在合力清理達普托

435
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:45,113
我在想,遲些我們也可合力做一做其他事

436
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:48,367
真蠱惑,我鍾意

437
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:52,162
但真的還有很多外太空精液要清理

438
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:54,748
正啊,我想搞佢

439
00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:56,833
{\an8}不要,太醜樣

440
00:22:57,501 --> 00:22:58,585
{\an8}豐滿

441
00:22:58,585 --> 00:22:59,961
{\an8}不想見到孩子

442
00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:01,171
(地球)
(封鎖帳戶、舉報、停止配對)

443
00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:02,381
{\an8}(停止配對,確認嗎?)

444
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,549
趙完鬆,你認真有一手

445
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:33,537
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