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地球,準備迎接至尊吧

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{\an8}(達布多園遊會)

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以前的達布多園遊會

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會讓社群的人聚集在這裡高歌

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或選最肥美的羊

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現在只會吸引一堆廢物

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因為凱文威廉斯是模範市民
所以不能指責他們

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但我認為無尾熊超人可以

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你保證不會讓無尾熊超人現身的

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這是家庭出遊日
來吧,我們該先做什麼?

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節目袋,快來買節目袋
每袋都有無法比擬的樂趣...

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(《和大葛瑞格釣魚去》)

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(《高大罌粟花》)
(爛到不行)

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(《提格利家庭》)

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適合所有人

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是我們澳洲人最獨特、有趣又傳統的活動

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好多巧克力

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創意貼紙和玩具

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我花了二十塊錢買了價值六塊的廢物

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我好開心

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我存錢一年就是為了這一刻

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我要在《劍風暴》節目袋賣光前先買到手

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那些節目袋盡是廢物和糖果

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媽媽,才不,它們就像錢幣

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這種東西能讓我買到蘿西尤戴爾斯的友情

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-連恩,我們走
-好耶

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算了,至少你和我可以獨處一下

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你們這些人

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試著像個團結社群
一起做些有意義的事情好嗎?

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親愛的,抱歉

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道德淪喪令我看不下去

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(《大蝦秀》)

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妳能幫我買一個《大蝦秀》節目袋嗎?

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親愛的,謝謝,我之後把錢給妳

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住手,給我過來,你們不能那樣做

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{\an8}(售票處)

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{\an8}珍妮

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妳想跟我一起坐摩天輪嗎?

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沒有人想跟我一起坐

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不行,今天是我和蓋瑞的
二十年週年紀念日

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我要在到頂端的時候自慰

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就像他以前那樣

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願主讓他安息

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好

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我不想打擾妳跟蓋瑞的傳統

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臭小鬼,給我滾開
今天是我的週年紀念日

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我的英挺王子,週年紀念日快樂

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{\an8}(停車場)
(達布多商場)

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{\an8}《無尾熊超人》

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{\an8}無尾熊規章第八十八條

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{\an8}記住,那不是一把刀

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{\an8}這才是一把刀

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{\an8}在新南威爾斯帶刀是違法的

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{\an8}好了

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{\an8}維琪,做得好,剛好四分鐘

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{\an8}效率真高

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{\an8}我的《大蝦秀》節目袋在哪?

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{\an8}找到了

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{\an8}凱文,我們該談談親密時間

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{\an8}若我們更在乎彼此的需要會更好一些

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{\an8}這樣我們都能盡興

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{\an8}-你懂嗎?
-親愛的,當然

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{\an8}妳擔心我會覺得乏味

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{\an8}但別擔心,妳總是能讓我滿足

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{\an8}-要蝦子嗎?
-不了,謝謝

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珍妮都沒有回我的任何簡訊

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我希望她沒事

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我大概是在亂想吧

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{\an8}(北達布多高中)
(學習是為明日的知識)

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{\an8}天啊,非常感謝你

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好可愛

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妳人真好,我很喜歡

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-太好了
-艾莉森

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沒想到每個人
都想靠節目袋買到蘿西的友情

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真希望我有辦法在這些蠢蛋之中脫穎而出

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我跟你們說過了,節目袋不准帶到學校

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所有人把東西拿好離開

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我知道,我知道

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相信我,沒人比我更懂你們的心情

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我一輩子都很愛節目袋

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你們相信我有超過上千個節目袋嗎?

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包括稀有的2002年《凱西和金恩》節目袋

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別不信

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我幾乎有所有的節目袋

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除了禁忌節目袋

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-什麼袋?
-據說

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那個節目袋裝滿赤裸的純粹趣味

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幾乎毀掉了達布多

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他們只好把它埋起來,並把創作者殺掉

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聽說它至今依然在達布多

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若有人能把禁忌節目袋給我

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他們馬上成為我最好的朋友

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看我的吧

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{\an8}(珍妮)

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留下該死的留言

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珍妮,妳在哪?

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事情跟凱文進行得不順利
我需要一點支持

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任何人都可以

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(五金行)

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(特價大拍賣)

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真奇怪

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大概又在學抖音上的舞蹈了

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妳值得被愛

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是嗎?

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{\an8}(達布多市議會)

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吃午餐了?這個時候嗎?

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根本太早,沒人同意,也不能接受

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我們值得的愛很快就會到了,至尊要來了

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這個至尊是誰?

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朋友,情況很可疑

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你和我都知道唯一的至尊是
交流電/直流電的安格斯揚

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我保證他不在這裡

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大概在家準備巡迴演出

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話說到此

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我認為我們應該要買票去雪梨看他

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我會,但現在手頭有點緊,而且...

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對,沒錯,何必要看傳奇人物現場表演?

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只要等他死後看品質超差的錄影就好

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我想我能問問維琪吧...

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就是他,他還不懂至尊的愛

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凱文,你看起來壓力很大
要不要我幫你按摩?

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克拉科,辦公室不能有這種行為

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我應該要打給人力資源部通報
這種有性暗示的騷擾行為

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-這樣不可以
-兄弟,快帶我們離開

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維琪,維琪,我們得離開這裡

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達布多不太對勁,而且絕對跟性有關...

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凱文,住手,你沒看到嗎?

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這是一種愛

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我們都值得愛

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不,維琪,不會妳也中標了

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至尊要來了

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-加入我們吧
-不

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你值得愛

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你不能碰我,只有我太太能碰我

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凱文,聽他們的話,我們值得愛

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我們兩個都值得

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朋友,要活命就上車

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凱文,你在幹嘛?

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老是這樣

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當事情變得嚴肅,他就戴上了面具

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然後獨自去展開自己的冒險

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維琪,妳值得愛

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班克斯太太,謝謝妳

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你們都好友善

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就好像今天鎮上的每個人都知道
我今天想聽什麼

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對,對,要不要給妳按摩?

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感覺真好

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天啊,我最近好緊繃

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他沒事

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那些討人厭的摸摸鬼沒控制住他

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無尾熊超人,我好開心你沒事

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大葛瑞格說不該浪費時間為你停車

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但我認為你是唯一能救我們的人

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露易絲,妳說得沒錯

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所有人都怎麼了?

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整個鎮都瘋了

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若那些摸摸鬼開始給你按摩

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你就會變得跟他們一樣

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下場不會好

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戴倫,混球,你在哪?

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我好害怕

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我只能希望不管是什麼邪魔降臨達布多

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孩子都沒有事

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太棒了

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沒有爸媽,沒有老師,也沒有規矩

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{\an8}(有高度限制)

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艾莉森,我好害怕,大人都去哪了?

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要不要打給媽和爸爸叫他們來接我們?

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不要這麼膽小,幫我找那個禁忌節目袋

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艾莉森,我不喜歡這種情況,我認為...

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孩子,有聽到我的聲音嗎?
天啊,我等了好久

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是誰在說話?

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我在你腦袋裡

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我認為你有一種天賦

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你之後會學會掌控一切
除非它先讓你瘋掉

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但就現在,若想找到禁忌節目袋

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你就要先找到我

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-你中邪了嗎?
-跟我來

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歡迎來到我們的避難屋
達布多最安全的地方

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無尾熊超人,你絕對沒這種地方吧

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我個人認為你不需要避難屋

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若你不需要避難的話

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那是什麼?

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那是我們要在這裡進行任務的原因

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看吧

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你們都值得愛

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戴倫,不

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戴倫,在市議會的屋頂上
發生了什麼事情?

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誰是至尊?

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至尊住在第六次元的宇宙

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那是一個只有愉悅的境地

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它用流星在宇宙播種
讓我們準備迎接它的到來

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準備?怎麼準備?

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在市議會屋頂做一個水晶火箭

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00:10:04,979 --> 00:10:08,441
我們要像一個社群那樣一起建造

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至尊會帶我們去一個地方

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讓我們被它的愛永遠包圍

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真是狗屁

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我們該如何阻止一個外星人?

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要想一個非常非常厲害的計畫

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或至少一個好計畫...

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我大概說太多次「非常」,對吧?

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然後他開始在床上吃蝦子

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蝦頭和蝦腸都在枕頭上了

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我感覺我依然能在身上聞到蝦味

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天啊,好噁心

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我們不喜歡有殼動物

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請給我那個推力調節器

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我跟妳說過有一次我跟凱文說
我買了性感內衣

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他以為我在講晚餐要吃麵

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這次最誇張了

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我喜歡的東西,陽光、兔耳袋狸和做自己

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最重要的是,我愛我最好的朋友戴莫

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戴倫,你也是我最愛的混蛋

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我再也受不了了

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兄弟,謝了

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感覺真棒

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天啊,那兩個毒蟲要逃走了

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無尾熊超人,救命

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你們兩個傢伙,過來這裡

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你們老想給人按摩
我現在想試試看有多舒服

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加入我們愛的社群吧

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摸摸鬼,抓到你了

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他在幫我舒緩氣結

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斯拜特

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無尾熊超人,別靠近我

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我感覺值得被愛了

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斯拜特,你不值得
我的老天,你從來都不值得

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記得以前的我

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口無遮攔又粗魯

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斯拜特

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一切都搞砸了

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全都是你的錯

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無尾熊超人,現在怎麼辦?

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他們奪走了凱文威廉斯漂亮的太太維琪

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現在奪走了我最好的朋友

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但他們奪不走達布多

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我們只有一件事情要做

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摧毀火箭

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怎麼摧毀?

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不知道

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為什麼車裡有海洋的味道?

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抱歉,大概是我口袋的蝦子
以防我肚子餓

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-露易絲,後面的情況還好嗎?
-無尾熊炸彈準備好了

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它真可愛,對吧?

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露易絲,我不知道妳會做炸彈

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00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:35,504
我閒暇時間都在上工程課程

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以防你需要我的幫忙

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露易絲,妳人真好

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若我需要夥伴

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妳跟其他幾位有資格的人會一同列入考慮

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-尤加利樹精油能舒緩你的問題
-舒緩什麼?

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痠痛關節,我很樂意拿一點給你

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我的手,對,好,不了,不,小事情

255
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是以前捕魚的舊傷

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天啊,火箭在那

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是我看過最大的火箭

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我看過更大的

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連恩,我們來這裡幹嘛?

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我無法解釋,但我聽到有人在叫我

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在我腦袋裡

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我就知道,你有超能力,太不公平了

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若你在尋找禁忌節目袋

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那也許,我,詹姆斯秀拜格
節目袋的發明者能為你服務

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艾莉森,這顆腦知道要去哪找禁忌節目袋

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我什麼都聽不見,叫那團屎說出來

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禁忌節目袋是我最了不起的發明

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但力量太強大

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達布多的人把我和我的穢物

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一起永遠關在這罐鹽水裡

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這樣沒有人敢創造另一個

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有無盡趣味的袋子

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詹姆斯,請你跟我們說禁忌節目袋在哪

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當然好

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但你也要幫我一個忙

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殺了我

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什麼?不,我喜歡你

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好男孩,拜託你

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我等了好幾年才等到你這位有天賦的人
聽得到我的懇求

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幫助一顆又老又疲累的腦袋
離開殘酷的世界吧

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它說會跟我們說袋子在哪
但我們得殺了它才行

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好,無所謂,就這樣辦

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好耶

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禁忌節目袋就在隱藏在
嘉年華球球攤位下面的地下墓穴

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最右邊的小丑嘴巴

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-它說在哪了沒?
-有,但是...

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等等,不

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我改變心意了,我想活下去

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我們可以...

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不

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若可以把那個小傢伙放進去

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那就能造成一場最強烈的毀滅

293
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:55,978
你這個混蛋

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00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:57,771
無尾熊超人,我很抱歉

295
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朋友,原諒我,都結束了

296
00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:01,358
大葛瑞格,我們不能放棄

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00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:04,528
無尾熊超人,無尾熊超人

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你得放鬆一下

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也許來點按摩

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你剛說什麼?

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無尾熊超人,我們都值得愛

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你也是

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-無尾熊超人
-露易絲

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別擔心我,快走,無尾熊超人,救我們

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00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:25,132
凱文,你回來了

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00:15:25,132 --> 00:15:28,636
你之前說的沒錯
社群的確該一起做正面的事情

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00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:30,721
現在你也能加入他們的行列

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00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:31,889
真諷刺啊

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00:15:31,889 --> 00:15:33,891
發瘋的維琪,請站到一邊

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我得在一個次元空間的外星人降臨前
摧毀這個火箭

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等等,什麼?

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00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:39,897
維琪,先等等

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妳的眼睛,它們不是粉紅色的
妳沒有被控制住嗎?

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控制?你到底在講什麼...

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親愛的,一個因為愛
而團結起來的社群不可能被阻止

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火箭完成了

317
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:53,285
讓我們登上火箭,等待至尊降臨吧

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抓住他們

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你值得愛

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我開始覺得我沒看到一些危險徵兆

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至尊很快會降臨

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現在讓無尾熊超人和維琪
體會加入我們的喜悅

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00:16:18,894 --> 00:16:21,438
不

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00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,610
蝦子的臭味好噁心

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00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,070
他們沒辦法被控制

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00:16:28,070 --> 00:16:29,405
哎呀,維琪

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00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:33,617
看樣子我蝦子節目袋
讓我們不會變成無腦殭屍

328
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:36,620
也許那不完全是一件壞事

329
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:37,746
你知道原因嗎?

330
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:39,790
因為他們會傾聽

331
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,126
你老在說社群

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00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:45,212
但你其實只希望大家按照你的方式生活

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00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:47,256
在園遊會、在床上

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00:16:47,256 --> 00:16:50,467
其他人,包括我都不能做自己想做的事情

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00:16:50,467 --> 00:16:51,593
所以,對

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00:16:51,593 --> 00:16:54,888
也許我沒注意到所有人都變成按摩殭屍

337
00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:57,016
又在建造火箭要飛到第六次元

338
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,226
但至少他們讓我覺得被愛

339
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:02,813
你得那樣對我,不然誰知道之後會怎樣

340
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,358
維琪,我很抱歉

341
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:11,030
至尊出現了

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00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,873
找到了,最右邊的小丑嘴巴

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來吧

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00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:23,542
(紅心)

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00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,127
(贏大獎)

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00:17:33,635 --> 00:17:34,803
來吧,就快到手了

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00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:39,850
天啊

348
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,186
蘿西一定會愛死了

349
00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:45,856
也許我該偷看一下

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00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:52,654
我的天啊,好多樂趣

351
00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:56,116
好幾個小時的娛樂快感
我能在這裡待一輩子

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00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,619
我為什麼要給蘿西?

353
00:17:58,619 --> 00:18:01,330
我要把樂趣全留給自己

354
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:04,708
艾莉森,快放手
詹姆斯說過袋子力量太強大了

355
00:18:04,708 --> 00:18:06,960
你只是想占為己有

356
00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:09,171
但這是我的,全都是我的

357
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:17,971
達布多的市民,你們想接受無限的愛嗎?

358
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:23,018
我們準備好了,我們是愛團結的社群

359
00:18:23,018 --> 00:18:26,105
讓旅程開始吧

360
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:30,150
-戴倫,我們要到太空了
-終於成真

361
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:34,154
好,好,太棒了,就是那個點

362
00:18:34,154 --> 00:18:35,864
那看起來不像太空

363
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,075
我的媽啊,太爽了

364
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,745
至尊要來了

365
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,831
至尊來了

366
00:18:44,873 --> 00:18:48,418
天啊,我們在它裡面

367
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:51,004
至尊把我們當情趣用品

368
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:54,675
{\an8}來吧,你這個淫蕩行星

369
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:55,801
{\an8}搞我吧

370
00:18:57,761 --> 00:18:59,930
對,太爽了,對,就是那裡

371
00:18:59,930 --> 00:19:01,807
我的媽啊,太爽了

372
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:04,226
爽啊,好耶,就是那裡,就是那裡

373
00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:06,186
-我就知道這跟性有關
-爽耶,好耶

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00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:07,271
凱文,你看

375
00:19:07,271 --> 00:19:11,567
對,我要把這個行星搞到死

376
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:15,654
若這個東西不斷靠我們達到高潮
就會把達布多摧毀

377
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,573
我們該如何掙脫?

378
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,867
讓它滿足

379
00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,333
艾莉森,我們得離開這裡了
我們都會死的

380
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,836
那我也會死得很快樂,你自己走吧

381
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,050
不

382
00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,220
來吧

383
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,434
我不知道會不會成功

384
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:48,562
我保證,若你聽我的話
我會救我們離開這裡

385
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:52,357
-但我不太會用這個
-沒關係,我會幫你

386
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,367
好,繼續來,慢慢來

387
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:04,036
慢慢來

388
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,329
-現在左邊
-左邊?

389
00:20:05,329 --> 00:20:07,206
-真的嗎?
-凱文,左邊,左邊,現在到左邊

390
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,415
畫圈移動

391
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:11,043
糟糕,有事情不對勁

392
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,879
我們最好停下來,改變我們在進行的節奏

393
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,965
凱文,不要,我們就差一點,繼續吧
保持一致的動作,別停

394
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:18,842
但已經超過四分鐘了

395
00:20:18,842 --> 00:20:20,636
別停

396
00:20:21,678 --> 00:20:24,431
我看到了某個東西,我們很接近了

397
00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,893
-維琪,我在學習
-對,繼續下去,對了

398
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,312
-到了就跟我說一聲
-到了,我們到了

399
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:33,232
-要引爆了嗎?
-對,炸掉它

400
00:20:36,818 --> 00:20:38,028
該死

401
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:46,536
維琪,我們辦到了,我們讓它高潮了

402
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:49,957
無尾熊野馬,那可不是唯一爽的事

403
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:55,170
我不知道該怎麼說

404
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:58,090
沒有一個行星那樣對我過

405
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:01,802
我通常都會把行星搞死,而且永遠不滿足

406
00:21:01,802 --> 00:21:05,180
但也許我們建立了一些真感情

407
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,890
現在說這個太早了

408
00:21:06,890 --> 00:21:10,394
地球,但我想我愛上你了

409
00:21:11,144 --> 00:21:13,814
等我一下,之後我們再來大戰

410
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:15,691
這一次要更激烈

411
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:17,192
我沒想到會這樣

412
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:20,112
誰聽說過誰能一夜好幾次?

413
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,363
我們完蛋了

414
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:23,532
媽,爸爸

415
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,993
我們一直在找大人

416
00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:29,121
我們謀殺了一個好大腦
艾莉森找到了禁忌節目袋

417
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,247
但被連恩丟掉了

418
00:21:30,247 --> 00:21:32,249
你有孩子?

419
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:36,753
老實說我剛想到我早上有工作要做

420
00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:39,298
我該走了,但...

421
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,383
不,剛才...剛才很有趣

422
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:45,387
對,我會傳簡訊給你,好,再會了

423
00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:49,224
孩子們,幹得好

424
00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:52,644
你們幫忙拯救了行星
不受外星性害蟲的危害

425
00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:55,314
真難相信那是真的,這個世界到底怎麼了

426
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,608
我不想拯救行星,我想受歡迎

427
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:06,742
至尊其實只是一個次元空間混球

428
00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:08,827
為什麼這種事情老發生在我身上?

429
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:12,122
{\an8}天啊,誰要清理這一切?

430
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:15,167
剛才是不是有人自願啊?

431
00:22:18,628 --> 00:22:21,757
我們得稱讚達布多
我們把它清得一乾二淨了

432
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,887
朋友,再見了

433
00:22:26,887 --> 00:22:32,976
你也許只是一個在罐子的腦
但我會永遠記得你的善良

434
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,357
我想你最後得到想要的東西

435
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:41,443
整個鎮都攜手一起清理達布多

436
00:22:41,443 --> 00:22:45,113
我想我們之後也能一起做做其他事情

437
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:48,367
真調皮,我很樂意

438
00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:52,162
但真的有好多外星人黏液得清理

439
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:54,748
隨便啦,那個我能搞

440
00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:56,833
{\an8}不,醜爆了

441
00:22:57,501 --> 00:22:58,585
{\an8}豐滿型

442
00:22:58,585 --> 00:22:59,961
{\an8}不要孩子

443
00:22:59,961 --> 00:23:01,171
(地球)
(封鎖,通報,不合拍)

444
00:23:01,171 --> 00:23:02,381
{\an8}(不合拍,你確定嗎?)

445
00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:04,549
該死的傳奇,做過就別回頭

446
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:33,537
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