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親愛的, 謝謝你過來

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{\an8}(樹熊熱線)
(現在就打!或者得閒就打)

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我見到你的傳單,你一定很忙

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熱線電話不停響

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沒問題的,賓斯太太
你究竟有什麼緊急情況?

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我兒子馬修買了一部藍光碟機給我

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但我不知道如何用

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樹熊熱線並非為這問題而設,賓斯太太

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但反正我來了...

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我知你有什麼問題
你的電視要轉去 HDMI 1

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(未有訊號)

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你見到這粒寫上「來源」的按鈕嗎?

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先按「來源」,再按「輸入」
轉到 HDMI 1

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等我先戴上老花眼鏡

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哪一粒按鈕?

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按「來源」後再按「輸入」
轉到 HDMI 1

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那裏有很多按鈕吧?真的很複雜

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你集中精神聽我講
下次才會做到,賓斯太太

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只是按「來源」後再按「輸入」
轉台到 HDMI 1

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-好的
-只是...

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在哪裏才會見到那個...

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對,在電視屏幕上面

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-好的,見到了
-或許你試試

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-按「來源」後再「輸入」,轉去 HDMI 1
-按...

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你講得太快

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-在那裏,就是這粒按鈕
-對我來說,你講得太快

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-賓斯太太,這其實很簡單
-你可否講慢一點?

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-你先按一下,就可以往下找找
-我跟不上你...

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-你按 HDMI 1, 看吧?
-拜託...別這樣...

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-先按「來源」...
-慢一點!停!你講太快!

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你走吧...樹熊俠!

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你好變態,超能力令你變得自大!

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你好好調整心情,賓斯太太

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我去看看電路總掣,之後再試一次

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(車牌)

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你地係乜水?

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超級技工!

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{\an8}火花王、大磚頭、暴躁仔、技工女神

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豬頭,你有否修理電路總掣的許可證?

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這裏是超級技工的地盤
你是扮樹熊的傻佬技工?

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我沒許可證,只是幫賓斯太太的忙

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我也不是技工,我是超級英雄,謝謝你們

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各位,聽到嗎?條友以為自己係超級英雄

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你有牌嗎,老兄?你無牌就係廢柴

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才沒有,我更像自僱人士

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這些年來,我當學徒吃過不少苦頭

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絕非為了畀你個假英雄豬頭炳
搶走我的飯碗

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身為一名合資格技工

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絕對是一項光榮,我認為不容冒犯

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對!講得好,大磚頭!

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若我再見到你執行技工的職務
我們會真的燒死你,老友

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此地由我們話事

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(去死吧)

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見到了嗎?一位有牌的專業技工
就是這樣按開關掣

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我也做得到

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(停車場,達普托商場)

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《樹熊俠》

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樹熊俠守則第 150 條

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記住,孩子,藝術是一門興趣
不可以當做事業

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不可以

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(達普托市議會)

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正因身為達普托最偉大和唯一的超級英雄

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{\an8}我應該像技工一樣獲得正式牌照

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{\an8}叫我「超英」吧

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{\an8}明白了

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{\an8}在正常情況下,我會叫助手基雲

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{\an8}從這裏掟你出去

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{\an8}但現在他已去了廁所一段時間

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{\an8}(大隻格里)

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{\an8}私底下跟你說,我認為他在「打丁」
他真的很壓抑

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{\an8}你問我的話,我若為基雲也頗不錯

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{\an8}根據閣下要求,若你要在達普托註冊牌照

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{\an8}你必須證明,閣下為本城鎮提供獨特服務

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{\an8}但照我來看,老友

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{\an8}你唯一的技巧
就是表現精神崩潰給大家看

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{\an8}若我沒聽錯的話

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{\an8}你是說
若我能偵破一單沒人能破解的大案

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{\an8}你就別無選擇,必須正式宣佈我是
達普托的超級英雄居民?

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{\an8}你想這樣推論也好,無所謂

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{\an8}那麼我就踏上征途

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{\an8}基雲威廉斯,你在這裏啊

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就這樣隔了一段合理時間後
從洗手間回來

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他就是我們認識的基雲

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哈囉,各位同學
你們大概想知道我為何這麼興奮

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因為今天是個非常興奮的日子

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北達普托高中將開展一個
叫「瘦身食堂」的全新健康飲食倡議活動

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謝謝,巴斯維校長

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由今天起,我們將不容許碳酸甜味飲品

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在校園範圍內出現

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(鎖起)

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搞掂,鎖得比修女的小妹妹更密實

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廢話,我要飲汽水!

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我知你們孩子都喜歡甜味飲品

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但身為食堂主管
我見證着這東西如何影響學生

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你們的牙齒會爛掉、不能集中精神
當然更會患上二型糖尿病

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-你們必須小心預防這疾病
-但別擔心

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我想出一些美味的飲品作替代
我肯定你們一定鍾意

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因為這計劃由食堂主管維琪想出來

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所以她會負責執行這條校規
以及懲罰違規者

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現在回去上堂

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他們不可以奪走我的汽水

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-真難頂
-看來他們很難接受新規定

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廢話,維琪,他們很快就習慣

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我最少希望他們能習慣
因為這樣做要付出高昂費用

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而且與你的飯碗攸關,維琪,相信我

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必須要有汽水飲
否則食堂主管就無你份

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你覺得這條型人短褲怎樣?

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好實際吧?就像爸爸經常說的

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看看這些袋有多麼深吧
我可以放一把劍在裏面

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抑或武士刀,蘇格蘭闊刃大劍才是
總之是任何埋身戰的武器

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我才不管你個褲袋有多深,里安

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我認為你還不知道將有什麼事發生

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因為媽媽禁絕了汽水

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校內的每一位學生,都會比現在更憎我們

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你反應太過敏,家姐
好明顯沒人怪罪我們

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你老母沒收了我的汽水
現在你要付出代價

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等等,你想要汽水?

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你想要幾多,我都可以幫你拿

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你最好這樣做,否則我會唱開
珍瑪的兄弟用手指撩㷫你

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之後你以為自己大肚
因此做了十次驗孕測試

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這對任何人來說都夠尷尬

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好吧,再見

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你如何將這麼多汽水弄到手?

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你記得爸爸為了慶祝女王壽辰
而搞了一個派對

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最後沒人出現吧?

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他買了很多汽水,現在就儲藏於我們家中

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若給他們逮住
我們就要被自己的媽媽趕出校

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里安,但若我們成功

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就會成為達普托鎮內
最有權力和受歡迎的兩位細路

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但我們怎樣偷運汽水進入學校?

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我們有很深的褲袋

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來吧,手機快點響...

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快賜我一單案件,樹熊熱線

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永遠都這麼警覺的樹熊俠已經準備好

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(北達普托高中)
(學習是知識未來!)

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想要一小包紅蘿蔔薑汁嗎,同學?

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謝謝,維琪女士

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我肚仔漲漲,但我全身都好健康

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你真好人啊?

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(掃把儲藏室)

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我的健康倡議啊!不要!

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(草地滾球會)

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大案隨時都會找上門,我希望

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或許我印不夠傳單

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你不需牌照
也可跟那班衰人超級技工比拼

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你好人、品格高尚又好好攬
真的是人中之龍

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你說得很對,露易絲
最少在這裏有人明白我

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這個國家就像搭電梯一樣直落地獄

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落地獄都算,仲要每層停一停

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有人要出來撥亂反正

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我不知道啊,樹熊俠
但你怎樣跟超級技工鬥?

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他們就像皇室成員一樣,管理整個澳洲

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有人甚至說超級技工並非凡人
他們都擁有特殊能力

154
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這樣說嚇窒你嗎?

155
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我在 Facebook 上見過一篇帖文 說在其他國家

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技術勞工只屬於社會食物鏈的最低層

157
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但在這裏,他們是傳奇人物

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我也能做到,只要我電話一響就可以

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響了!

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你遇到哪一類緊急情況?

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基雲,有人偷運汽水入學校

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有兩位學生飲到中毒,他們瘋掉了

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巴斯維校長現在很慌亂
我擔心自己飯碗不保

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你是說,你要我接手案件吧?

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什麼?才不是,基雲
我只需要老公在情緒上支援一下我

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但我恐怕你其實沒打給你老公

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你打給了鎮上唯一的英雄
只有他能幫你逮捕汽水走私犯

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我不小心打了去樹熊俠熱線吧?

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沒錯

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(屁股)

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想飲另一小包紅蘿蔔薑汁嗎,同學?

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健康飲品,同我死開

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基雲?

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我不知道你在說誰

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基雲是你丈夫嗎?聽來他很不錯

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樹熊俠,你以為自己在做什麼?

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你打過樹熊熱線求救,所以我來幫忙

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我特別向你提過,我一時錯手打了熱線
而我非常後悔

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我不需要你幫忙

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這令我明白情況有多嚴重

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你好明顯需要特別有料到的人士幫忙
揪出走私集團

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幸好我來了這裏,因我已發現線索

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天啊,基雲

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無錯,是 LA Ice 牌汽水

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我入過這一款汽水

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去搞那個人山人海的女王壽辰派對

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這位犯罪大王的品味一流

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根本是有學生偷運汽水進入學校

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我只需用學生的語言跟他們溝通
就能自己解決此事

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我想我可以試一試

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你啊!是誰偷運汽水入學校?

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抱歉,維琪,你的方法無效

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我們再沒存貨,達普托的汽水都已售罄

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估不到需求這麼大

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或許是時候收手,你都玩夠了
現在風聲好緊

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爸媽就快發現真相

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我需要更多汽水

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明天再來吧!

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醒定點,愛麗遜

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你本來就是校內最不受歡迎的女孩
你好易打回原形

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我們怎麼辦,里安?

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我們要逃離達普托,這是唯一選擇

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我聽聞你的汽水罪行

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什麼?是誰告訴你?才不是...
我們最愛飲小包紅蘿蔔薑汁

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別騙我,傻妹,我以前也很風光

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你試過服侍兩班不同的飛車黨
並在一天內擺平地盤大戰嗎?

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才沒有,你根本不夠魄力!

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但若你想入汽水
我可以介紹你同一班老朋友傾傾

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我當然要抽佣

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無問題

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是時候用一用你的方法

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同學仔

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我明白當你身邊朋友不乖的時候
你很難同大人交代清楚

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但跟我說出真相這一件事很重要

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是誰運汽水入學校?

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講得好,維琪
但這樣做無法撬開細路把口

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基雲,我沒想過要撬開細路把口
我只想坦率直接問他們

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我很明白罪犯的心理,維琪

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有何不妥的話,我都第一時間感覺到

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就是如此,我才在男洗手間裝上偷拍鏡頭

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交易大概在那裏發生

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每個鏡頭都可以 360 度運轉
還有 4K 高畫質

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你不可以在男洗手間安裝偷拍鏡頭
你會坐監

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沒問題的,我將鏡頭藏在馬桶底部
絕不會有人發現

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我們不能偷拍學生,基雲,你回家吧

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我竟然有一秒鐘想過我們可以合作破案

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但好明顯,我錯了

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我被人炒魷之前,請你離開

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你並非真正的超級英雄

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這不是樹熊伴侶會說的鼓勵說話

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我很害怕,愛麗遜
求求你一起回家好嗎?

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才不要,我們都來到了
珍妮的聯絡人亦該已到場

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就係你兩個細路想要汽水?我們可以幫你

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此地由超級技工話事

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巴斯維校長

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你覺得一個好人做了壞事後
仍可以做好人嗎?

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里安,我知有種老套講法
話校長係學生的好朋友

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但或許這位「校長好朋友」
能幫你尋回你的做人原則

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你玩食字

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我想你會覺得好玩
我想同你心底真正的里安交流

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不是那一位你自以為的里安
而是你心底的那一位里安

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是信奉神的里安

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嗨,真正的里安,你怎麼了?

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我很擔心我家姐, 她搭上了壞朋友

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真麻煩,老友
他們有一起做些危險的事情嗎?

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你也可以這樣說,我擔心有人會受傷害

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(停車)

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成日都有工程

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(慢駛)

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你們超級技工在做什麼?

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老友里安,你知道嗎

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有時最勇敢的行為
就是一見到他們行差踏錯

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就跟他們當面對質,是吧?

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要當面提醒愛麗遜?
當然,我知可以打給誰

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謝謝你,校長好朋友

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食字我最煞食

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今次之後,你要脫離汽水走私行動

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這對里安來說,已經罪大滔天
真係多謝夾盛惠

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里安?

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我真的以為自己可以破案

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樹熊俠太太對我很生氣
我亦找不到任何破案線索

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我只有一個機會向大隻格里證明
我值得擁有一張英雄牌照

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但我終於明白,我無法成為「超英」

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不如我們去間學校
一齊打那班壞鬼細路出氣

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罪無可恕!

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真希望問題能這麼容易解決,麥士維

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或許達普托根本不需要樹熊俠

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打樹熊熱線的人,大都不懷好意

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-其實我已沒再留意電話
-別傻了

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沒人會討厭你,樹熊俠

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我肯定情況沒那麼差
來吧,一起聽聽留言

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你正一廢柴

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你...頭大無腦,腦大生草

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喂,樹熊俠,藍光影碟機又壞了
我十分鐘之後再打給你

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喂,樹熊俠
我是一個大人來的,我不是你兒子

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只想告訴你,若你想徹查走私汽水事件

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今晚會有大交易

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在艾殊比街的廢置貨倉進行

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我是誰?只是一位被捅了一刀的熱心市民

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我快死了,請你務必前往那座貨倉,拜拜

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天啊,樹熊熱線竟聽到謀殺案發生的經過

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可以繼續查案,要去開樹熊戰車

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事實上,可否借我一點錢?

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樹熊戰車快沒油,我的銀包又留在家中

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維琪,你也像樹熊般爬上來了?

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我行樓梯上來

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是傳統方法

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你在這裏做什麼?

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全靠我真正的超級英雄熱線
我已成功破案

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你又在這裏做什麼?

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我偷聽到孩子的說話

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我終於搞清楚是誰偷運汽水

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是里安

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天啊,我們親愛的兒子
那班戴連身帽惡棍很明顯帶壞了他

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你有貨在手嗎?我們帶了錢來

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這些夠你們飲多過一年

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有普通汽水、減肥汽水
甚至甜到漏的美國貨

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雖然我們從不飲汽水
飲汽水不可能練到這些腹肌,兄弟

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我不明白

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你們已是鎮上最有錢又有型的人
為何還要這樣做?

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這跟權力有關

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世上其他大部份地區,人們都睇唔起技工

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但在澳洲本土,我們是有堡壘住的大王

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在達普托的大小事務,我們都要參與一下

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我每晚回家,都會令我身材火辣的靚老婆
爽到反白眼

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對,他真的勁爆,令她慾罷不能

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我們鋪建了自己的命運

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說得好,大磚頭

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貨都齊了,錢其實有點太多

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我要找錢給你,謝謝你尊重整個交易過程

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這單生意認真做得開心

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里安萊斯利威廉斯!

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-媽媽?
-「媽媽」?

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好經典的插贓嫁禍,個細路出賣我們

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各位走私犯,請注意

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你們的汽水偷運行動已經敗露

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我一早應該清楚,你們超級技工不是好人

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現在投降的話,我或可寬待你們

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你根本不應該來這裏,樹熊俠

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我一早講過,若我再見到你
我就會燒死你

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我認真的

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你真的令我好生氣,賤人

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我要捽出真火氣

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老友,你要改過句口頭禪

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-救命!
-維琪!

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你這麼趕做什麼,樹熊俠?你要行慢一點

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不要

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叛徒就會落得如斯下場
我要電擊你個死人頭

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里安!不要!

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你輸了,樹熊俠

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超級技工!一齊騷騷肌肉吧

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我要電擊你個死人頭

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你們脫不了身!

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我們已經脫身,靚女,是時候電一電樹熊

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你怎可以...

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我也許沒超能力

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但我總是帶着一小包紅蘿蔔薑汁補充能量

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我要幫被你電過的男孩報仇

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我只是剛認識他,但我仍非常關心他

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動手吧!

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我其實或該走先,我要走了

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搞掂,超級技工
你們本來也有機會,但最後輸了

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離開吧

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是時候了

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我們要召喚阿積

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你說的阿積是誰?

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{\an8}是萬能技工阿積,大佬級

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這樣做很不妥當

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00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,195
你有牌照嗎?

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沒算友情價,你要付出真正代價

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等我打扁你

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喂,衰人

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飲罐汽水吧?

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我的猛男健美身段啊!

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立即清除卡路里!

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你已替我們的兒子報仇,維琪
我本該聽你說話

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基雲!我想話你知,你是一流樹熊伴侶

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愛麗遜,用那個很深的褲袋

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很深的褲袋?我不明...

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當然!

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發生什麼事?

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里安,你還在生!

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00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,278
基雲,在裏面發生了什麼?我們怎...

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我一定有某種超能力

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在迷糊間帶大家回到安全地方

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除此之外,我再想不到其他的解釋

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00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:05,245
爸媽,我一直在尋找你們

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00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:07,414
我試過阻止里安,但他不聽我說

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愛麗遜,里安根本沒法獨力安排一切

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00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:14,004
你要話我知,誰在操控這汽水偷運集團

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00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,466
媽媽,我不會講大話騙你

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00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:23,055
終於無戲唱,很難受對吧

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00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,848
麥姬娜泰萊馬沙德斯?

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00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:27,559
珍妮,麻煩你帶走這個人,送她坐監

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00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,728
我是無辜的,有人插贓嫁禍

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-都是愛麗遜威廉斯搞出來
-收聲

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沒人鍾意二五女

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樹熊俠,該對你講聲多謝

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沒有你根本破不了案
你很想我這樣說吧?

380
00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:42,449
沒食堂主管維琪幫忙,我也破不了案

381
00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:44,576
她是個好人,要好好對待她

382
00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:46,411
(大格)

383
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,622
你來正式頒發超級英雄牌照

384
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,123
給我嗎,大隻格里?

385
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:52,834
死開,樹熊俠,我從沒想過那樣做

386
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:55,879
那樣說只因為我要大便,我希望你離開

387
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:58,715
還有你個白癡,竟迫走本鎮的所有技工!

388
00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:02,052
他們當然很腐敗
但現在誰幫我完成露台工程?

389
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:03,262
那麼,你過來做什麼?

390
00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:06,723
我來是要宣佈
市議會已公告「汽水禁令」並不合法

391
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,433
什麼?點解? 我正幫助孩子

392
00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:12,104
達普托最擅於出口的就是
身體不健康的無技術勞工

393
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,814
若這些孩子變得太健康

394
00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:17,067
我們怎能向澳洲的工廠和屠房輸出勞工?

395
00:21:17,067 --> 00:21:20,028
你越過了達普托的底線,因此不獲容許

396
00:21:24,324 --> 00:21:26,076
汽水再度上市!

397
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:29,204
汽水啊!

398
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:33,333
愛麗遜,可以跟你談談嗎?

399
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:36,920
我以為爸爸不准你出門
要你「留在原地」

400
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,256
他是這樣說過,但我想告訴你一件事

401
00:21:39,256 --> 00:21:41,842
我沒泄露你的秘密,所以你欠了我一次

402
00:21:41,842 --> 00:21:43,010
好吧

403
00:21:43,010 --> 00:21:47,097
我來告訴你,若你一心追求人氣
最終只會令自己傷心

404
00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:48,348
早已預見了結果

405
00:21:49,391 --> 00:21:52,936
在超級技工的基地
我想我在腦海中聽到你的聲音

406
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:56,064
我根本不知道你在說什麼

407
00:21:58,233 --> 00:21:59,234
他怎會想到?

408
00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:02,571
當然我已不理會這些事
但最少我沒全盤失敗

409
00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:09,619
我會成為校內最有權力的女孩

410
00:22:10,454 --> 00:22:12,748
嗯...園藝鉸剪失蹤了三天?

411
00:22:12,748 --> 00:22:15,917
好的,魯素先生
我想樹熊俠可以幫你查一查

412
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,294
我很快就到

413
00:22:17,294 --> 00:22:19,463
樹熊熱線現在響個不停

414
00:22:19,463 --> 00:22:23,592
今天有兩個人打來,是真正的求助電話
並非只是惡毒留言

415
00:22:23,592 --> 00:22:25,677
我認為這城鎮開始接受我

416
00:22:25,677 --> 00:22:26,845
我以你為榮,基雲

417
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:29,681
抱歉我說過你並非真正的超級英雄

418
00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:32,601
我知大隻格里令你很失望
但因為你破解了汽水謎團

419
00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:34,603
我想送一樣東西給你...

420
00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:35,687
(超級英雄牌照:樹熊俠)

421
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:37,147
(達普托的正式超級「型」雄)

422
00:22:37,147 --> 00:22:39,733
維琪,我不知道能說什麼

423
00:22:40,233 --> 00:22:41,318
我好鍾意

424
00:22:42,277 --> 00:22:44,696
你用紫外光曬乾的無酸紙做這張證件?

425
00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:46,782
否則在陽光曬過之後會甩色

426
00:22:47,491 --> 00:22:48,617
你還寫錯字?

427
00:22:48,617 --> 00:22:50,744
維琪...

428
00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:55,957
「來源、確認、HDMI 1」

429
00:22:55,957 --> 00:22:58,877
我靠自己找到了

430
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:01,671
現在終可欣賞我的兇殺紀實電影

431
00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:03,507
不要...賓斯太太!

432
00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:07,052
-像劏豬叫一聲給我聽聽
-不要...

433
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,013
真好看

434
00:23:35,038 --> 00:23:37,040
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