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Heave!
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Heave, goddamn you!
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The horror.
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The world must never learn of this!
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{\an8}Do you understand?!
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Yes! But what should we do with it?
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We shall hide it away forever.
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Somewhere no respectable person
would be caught dead.
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The most boring, backwards,
piece of shit place
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in the entire world.
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Another successful day
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as the town shopkeeper.
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Oi! You two!
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You're not allowed to loiter here!
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Aw, fuck off!
It's a free country, isn't it?!
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Yeah, fr-free... what he said.
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And what are yooouuu gonna do about it?!
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Ugh! Damn it!
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I'm okay, I'm okay...
just did my ankle, I think...
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Should be all right... Ugh.
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Anyway, Darren and Damo,
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I've told you two a million times,
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your days of suspicious loitering
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and menacing stores
of convenience are over.
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Oh, you think you're
so high and mighty, Koala Man?
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You're not even a real superhero.
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Everyone hates ya!
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Yeah, go away! Fuckin' hate ya!
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It's time for you two to be on your way.
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What you're doing here is not on.
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Ohhh, we'll leave...
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as soon as you read the morning headlines!
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Ow! It's in my eyes!
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- What have you done to my friend?
- Jesus! Fuck!
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Hey hey hey, don't rub it in.
You'll make it worse.
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You could scratch your retina.
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He was planning something sinister!
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I was just trying to help!
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You went way too far, Koala Man.
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I actually think you seriously
injured him. What was in that?
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Just eucalyptus oil,
because of the koala thing.
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Mate, that's poison.
I think you should just leave.
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Okay, sorry. Understood, citizen.
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- Stay safe.
- Ow! I think I'm fackin' blind!
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Some call me a superhero.
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I just see myself as a citizen
who cares passionately about justice.
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Here in the once pristine suburb of Dapto,
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I've made it my life's mission
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to clean up our streets...
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help the innocent...
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...and snuff out evil.
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Yeah, local code says
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this grass is half a centimeter
too long, mate.
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That was a close one.
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Sometimes it feels like I'm the only thing
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standing in between this town and anarchy.
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But this is my burden.
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I have taken up the mantle, for I am...
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{\an8}Koala Man!
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{\an8}Today on The Daily Scoff:
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{\an8}has local vigilante, nuisance,
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and probable violent maniac Koala Man
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{\an8}finally gone too far?
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{\an8}Yes, yes, he has.
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{\an8}After all I do for Dapto,
this is what I get?
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Dad, don't take this the wrong way,
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{\an8}but if people from school
ever find out you're Koala Man,
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I think I'll genuinely kill myself.
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I don't want anyone to find out
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{\an8}your identity either, Dad.
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{\an8}Because I like having a secret.
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Kevin, you know I support your hobby,
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but maybe it's time to take a break. Hmm?
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{\an8}You missed date night again!
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{\an8}I was looking forward
to a movie and a cuddle.
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Taking a break is just what the forces
of evil want me to do, Vicky.
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Okay, well, can you at least fix
this bloody table, Kevin?
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Why would the media treat me this way?
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{\an8} You know what this is?
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Classic case of Tall Poppy Syndrome!
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{\an8}What's Tall Poppy Syndrome?
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Well, Liam, for reasons unknown,
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{\an8}if anyone becomes
too successful in Australia,
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our fellow citizens feel the need
to "cut them down,"
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like a flower in a field,
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so everyone can be
at the same level of mediocrity.
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That's why those delicious
Hemsworths ran off to Hollywood.
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Oh, Chris, Liam, and Luke
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think they're too good
for where they came from?
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See what I just did there?
That's Tall Poppy Syndrome.
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But whatever. I don't care.
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I just care about cleaning up this town.
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Great! You can start
by taking the bins out.
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Tomorrow's Bin Day.
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Vicky, I know tomorrow's Bin Day.
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It's the most important day of the week.
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And so it begins.
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Honey, Kevin put his bin out!
I guess it's Bin Day!
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Without me, no one in Dapto would even
know when to put their bins out.
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It's an incredible responsibility,
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and one I shall discharge faithfully
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as soon as I get home.
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♪ La-di-di-da-da-da... ♪
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Dad's gone crazy, hasn't he?
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Oh, Alison, no.
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No, noooo.
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{\an8}♪ Fishing Big with Big Greg ♪
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{\an8}♪ Master angler ♪
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{\an8}♪ Crocodile mangler ♪
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{\an8}♪ Lady entangler, yeah-- ♪
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Oh, for the love of God. Kevin!
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Yes, Big Greg?
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{\an8}Kevin, you've got to fix
the bloody internet, mate.
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I have a Council meeting in five minutes,
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and I need to finish this old episode
of my show for inspiration.
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{\an8}This is the one where
I pulled a Peruvian dickfish
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{\an8}out of my cameraman's urethra.
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Still got the little bugger.
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All right, I'll power cycle the modem.
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Kind of all I do around here.
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That's why we love you, Kevin.
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You fix the modem
so I can watch me viddies.
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And you take the bins out
so we all know when to do it.
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I'd call that a pretty good life.
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Uh, Big Greg,
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did the media ever go after you for, like,
fighting sharks
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and doing what you're certain
you were put on this earth to do?
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Oh, yeah. All the time.
Classic Tall Poppy Syndrome.
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Bastards.
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But that's when I came up
with my iconic theme song,
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and I realized I could do anything
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I wanted as long as I had a catchy tune.
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A theme song. Interesting.
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Verrrrry interesting.
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Ah, here we go!
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If you look carefully,
you can see the moment
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the cock-guppy enters his penis canal.
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♪ Big Greg ♪
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Liam, what do you think it feels like to
be Rosie Yodels,
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the most powerful girl in school,
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surrounded by suck-ups
like McKayla Taylor Mercedes,
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snapping perfectly aloof
pictures all the time?
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I bet it feels... intoxicating.
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I'm not obsessed with popularity
like you, Alison.
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Besides, we have
one thing that makes us cool:
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our mum's the canteen lady!
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Kevin's just been so preoccupied
with being Koala Man
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that he's missed every date night.
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I've asked him to fix the wobbly table
for months,
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and he won't even do that.
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Well, if you need to motivate Kevin,
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whenever my Gerry needed
some pep in his step,
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I told him to finish between me tits.
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God rest his soul.
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We haven't been intimate in ages.
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When Gerry couldn't
get things done at home,
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I always had a power tool on hand
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to take care of the problem myself.
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Do it myself?
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That's it, Janine!
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I can get a power tool
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and fix that wobbly table myself!
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Aw, yeah... that too, I guess.
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What are you looking at, you little shit?
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Piss off!
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Ah, Liam!
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What did I say about leaving
your army men on the ground?
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It's actually a SwordStorm figurine.
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A Praetorian Elder
Flame Warrior, to be precise.
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I don't care what it is, Liam.
I'm always bloody stepping on them.
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Do you know how many fathers
are paralyzed by sharp toys each year?
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I dunno, like... five?
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It was a rhetorical question!
Now listen to this.
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♪ Koala Man ♪
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♪ Hero for all the Daptonians ♪
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You reckon that's theme-song worthy?
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Um, it's okay.
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Okay?! What? No!
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This is a "banger," as the kids say.
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I just have to lay down
all the instrumental tracks.
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I'll stay up all night if I have to...
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And I'll still have time
to put the bins out.
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Kevin, I need the drill I got you.
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Agh, if this is about
the wobbly table, Vicky,
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I'll fix it later.
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Liam and I are jamming.
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Arrr! Rock on!
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No, Kevin. I don't want you to
fix the table.
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Even though some things in this household
seem broken beyond repair,
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I'm going to at least try
to fix them myself.
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And what a nice project
that will be for you.
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Make sure to sign it out.
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Wow! I did it.
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Oh! You're incredible.
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I'm incredible.
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Are you ready to go again?
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Ah, the life of a rock music writer.
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Classic.
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Looks like Mrs. Dockery
forgot to take her bins out.
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Wait. Where are everybody's bins?
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Where are my bins?!
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I swore I took them out!
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You have no idea what you've done.
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This isn't enough!
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What happened to all the rubbish?!
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They didn't put their bins out!
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But if we don't get more, we'll--
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Where's my rubbish!?
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Fuck me dead, Kev, what happened?
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I was down at the bowlo last night
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telling everyone how good
you are at putting the bins out.
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We only know when to put 'em out
when we see yours!
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You've caused a chain reaction!
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Spider, I swear, after I finished my...
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Koala Man theme song...
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I put them out, I know I did.
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Didn't I?
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Fellow Daptonians!
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It seems the entire town
has missed Bin Day.
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Kevin really cooked the chook on this one.
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Everyone say, "Fuck you, Kevin!"
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Fuck you, Kevin!
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Alison! That's your dad!
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Oh, yeah.
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Fuck you, Dad!
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Don't worry, I've got a plan.
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Just dump your rubbish at Kevin's house!
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He'll sort it out,
and we'll all go back to bed!
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You should be bloody
prime minister, Big Greg!
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Excuse me, everyone,
this is extremely unsanitary.
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And I do not approve!
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So many broken things!
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Alison, Liam!
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Start gathering up all the hard rubbish
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you can find and take it into our yard!
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- What? Ew, no.
- Alison, there comes a time
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when the normal life you've come
to terms with blows up in your face.
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Your husband goes through
a midlife koala phase,
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and the only thing that makes it better
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is the power of a drill in your hand.
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Liam, come on!
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We've got to get our menopausal mummy
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some rubbish!
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Yay! Mumopause!
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How could this have happened?
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I could've sworn I took the bins out!
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Curse you and your sexy, musical allure!
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I'm not surprised
the town turned against you.
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I reckon someone brought
the bins back on purpose!
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We have a secret enemy!
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No, you're paranoid,
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even for a manifestation
of my shattered psyche.
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I'm just trying to keep you safe.
254
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But you always see the worst in everyone.
255
00:10:31,214 --> 00:10:33,425
Maybe I really didn't take the bins out.
256
00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,719
I was exhausted from rocking out too hard.
257
00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:38,096
This is our chance, Kevin,
258
00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:41,016
to show the town we're the hero they need.
259
00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:43,018
By the way,
I actually liked the Koala Man theme song.
260
00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:45,103
Like, really,
really strong melody. Good job.
261
00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,938
Thanks, mate. At least someone gets it.
262
00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:48,982
Now what are you waiting for?!
263
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:52,068
You're the only one
who can clean up this rubbish!
264
00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,072
You're right, Koala Mask!
265
00:10:56,322 --> 00:10:58,158
I'll save Dapto by venturing forth
266
00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,952
to where the streets have no shame!
267
00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,538
Like the U2 song.
268
00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:05,290
Never mind, let's go.
269
00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:06,624
And that's why I always bring
270
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:08,126
a knife and fork to the bathroom.
271
00:11:08,126 --> 00:11:10,211
We really are the most unpopular
kids in school.
272
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:13,757
Okay, now do one where you're
picking up rubbish but like a total slut.
273
00:11:13,757 --> 00:11:15,759
But maybe it's time we did
something about it.
274
00:11:15,759 --> 00:11:19,512
This is so random.
275
00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:22,932
Um, what do you want?
276
00:11:22,932 --> 00:11:24,517
I wanna be a trash slut like Rosie.
277
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:26,061
Let me set you straight on something.
278
00:11:26,061 --> 00:11:28,396
Nobody gets to Rosie Yodels. No one.
279
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:31,775
Especially not
an unpopular biiiiitch like you.
280
00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:33,485
But isn't there anything I can do?
281
00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:36,071
Hmmm, I suppose if you took
a photo that got enough likes,
282
00:11:36,071 --> 00:11:37,405
maybe we'd think about it.
283
00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:39,240
But I doubt that's gonna happen.
284
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,742
Sorryyyyyyyy...
285
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:42,369
Why would you want
to be friends with them?
286
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,495
I don't want to be friends with them,
287
00:11:43,495 --> 00:11:44,537
I want to be them.
288
00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:45,747
I want a bunch of beta orbiters
289
00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:47,165
and simps fawning over me.
290
00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,875
I just need a photographer.
291
00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:50,377
I'd be happy to take your photo,
292
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:51,419
if you'd be willing to paint my
293
00:11:51,419 --> 00:11:52,879
SwordStorm miniatures with me.
294
00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,047
No one else will.
295
00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:56,007
Hmmm, big ask.
296
00:11:56,007 --> 00:11:59,094
Okay. I'll paint
exactly one figurine with you.
297
00:11:59,094 --> 00:12:01,971
Come on, there's a pile of rotting meat
over there. Perfect spot.
298
00:12:02,931 --> 00:12:05,266
Thanks for helping me
clean up the rubbish, Spider.
299
00:12:05,266 --> 00:12:06,351
I owe you one.
300
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,519
No worries, mate.
301
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:09,312
We'll take the ol' ute out as many times
302
00:12:09,312 --> 00:12:11,231
as we have to until we get the job done.
303
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,900
Speaking of getting the job done,
I've been thinking.
304
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,820
You need something to take
your heroing to the next level.
305
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,113
A gun.
306
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:20,448
Uh, no thanks, Spider. That's all right.
307
00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:22,534
Could be like a new koala gadget, though.
308
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,994
The safety's jammed
so she's always ready to go.
309
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,871
Yeah, that actually makes me
want it less, mate.
310
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:28,832
Suit yourself.
311
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,292
I do really need to get rid of it, though.
312
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:40,844
Typical. The garbage men decided
to knock off early.
313
00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:42,762
What happened to municipal spirit?
314
00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:44,639
What happened to the proud
Australian civil servant?
315
00:12:44,639 --> 00:12:47,267
- Uh... Koala Man?
- What happened to...
316
00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,894
What happened to all the rubbish?
317
00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:54,983
My god.
318
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,694
Bloody hell!
319
00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:00,321
I didn't know you could
dump dead bodies here!
320
00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,995
These poor, innocent garbos.
321
00:13:06,995 --> 00:13:09,289
Ugh...
322
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:12,459
Evil has been set loose.
323
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:15,628
Who did this to you, Wizened Garbage Man?!
324
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,422
The Tall Poppy.
325
00:13:17,422 --> 00:13:20,133
Ah, yeah? Some cunt thinking
he's better than us?
326
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,260
I knew it! Probably from Adelaide.
327
00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:24,429
No, you dickheads!
328
00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:26,848
The real Tall Poppy!
329
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:30,018
A creature of flowers and thorns
330
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:33,438
pulled from under the ice of Antarctica...
331
00:13:33,438 --> 00:13:36,941
and hidden here where it could
eat rubbish in peace.
332
00:13:36,941 --> 00:13:38,234
All right, grab those copper pipes,
333
00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,736
we'll take 'em down to Cashie's.
334
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,448
Oi... who's there?!
335
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:46,117
Reveal ya self... fuckwit!
336
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:49,996
Give me rubbish!
337
00:13:50,747 --> 00:13:53,500
Why should we, you flower fuck?!
338
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,418
Aw, come on, man.
339
00:13:55,418 --> 00:13:58,004
Someone took all the top-notch rubbish,
340
00:13:58,004 --> 00:14:00,173
and I've gotta get my garb on.
341
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,800
You've got a problem, mate.
342
00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,761
Yeah, my problem is you won't
give me my fuckin' shit!
343
00:14:09,099 --> 00:14:12,894
Mmm! The people here are rubbish too!
344
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:17,816
Aw, yeah.
345
00:14:17,816 --> 00:14:20,360
That's the good shit right there.
346
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:26,408
We made the phrase "Tall Poppy"
synonymous with evil,
347
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:28,284
something to destroy, so...
348
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:31,705
...that if the real
creature ever escaped,
349
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:34,374
we Australians would know what to do.
350
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:38,670
And now it has been unleashed
because the bins didn't go out.
351
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:40,338
Okay, yeah, pretty straightforward.
352
00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:44,342
Stop the Tall Poppy or we're all doomed!
353
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:45,802
Ughhhh...
354
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,096
Spider, we have to get back quick!
355
00:14:48,096 --> 00:14:50,265
The old man said
that thing loves to eat rubbish,
356
00:14:50,265 --> 00:14:51,599
and my house is covered in it!
357
00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,353
Spider?! What did you do that for?!
358
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:56,563
In case he turned.
359
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:58,273
I didn't know if this was zombie rules.
360
00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,607
Can't be too careful.
361
00:14:59,607 --> 00:15:01,651
Jesus Christ, Spi--
That was a human being.
362
00:15:02,152 --> 00:15:04,070
Just get in the car, mate, let's go.
363
00:15:05,947 --> 00:15:08,074
I've done it. I've fixed everything.
364
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,869
Lawnmowers, a Sega Saturn,
a Barcelona chair.
365
00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:12,662
They're all perfect again.
366
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:15,373
Oh, but there must be
something else to fix!
367
00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:18,084
Perhaps... my life?
368
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,295
Uh-oh. Oh, no.
369
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:22,422
No, I'm starting to have
thoughts I don't want.
370
00:15:22,422 --> 00:15:25,383
Oh, here they come. Why did I settle down?
371
00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:27,177
Is this it? Aaah!
372
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,305
Let me see...
373
00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:32,557
No, no, no! It looks way too planned.
374
00:15:32,557 --> 00:15:34,309
It has to look candid, Liam.
375
00:15:34,309 --> 00:15:36,603
McKayla and Rosie will see
through this in a second!
376
00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:39,064
Or we could, I don't know...
377
00:15:39,064 --> 00:15:40,982
paint a Mechanized Duelist who specializes
378
00:15:40,982 --> 00:15:42,442
in fighting oversized creatures!
379
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:44,819
All he needs is a good dry brush
and he can go into battle.
380
00:15:44,819 --> 00:15:46,821
Forget it! I'm gonna take the
picture myself.
381
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:49,115
All right. But this could've
been the soldier
382
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:50,617
that ended the Kthtquian war.
383
00:15:56,498 --> 00:15:59,542
What the hell are you?!
Get out of our yard!
384
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:02,504
I'm gonna eat your rubbish,
385
00:16:02,504 --> 00:16:04,964
and then I'm gonna eat you too.
386
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,342
'Cause you're rubbish as well.
387
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:08,885
And then I'm...
388
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:11,054
gonna get help. I swear to god,
this is the last time.
389
00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:13,181
I know I'm addicted. I know, I'm aware.
390
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,016
Please don't judge me.
391
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:17,185
Uch, gross!
392
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:20,105
- Alison!
- Hey! Tall Poppy!
393
00:16:20,105 --> 00:16:21,398
Who the fuck are you?
394
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,316
They call me Koala Man,
395
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,276
and Dapto is my town.
396
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,195
Release the girl, Tall Poppy.
397
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:29,072
This is not on!
398
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:31,950
Oh, but it is on, Koala Man!
399
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,869
By that I mean the battle
we are about to have!
400
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:43,920
Ah, this town is so full of walking trash!
401
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:46,089
Why would I ever go back to my hole?
402
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:48,174
This is my town now!
403
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:50,677
- Never!
- Yaaa!
404
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:58,351
♪ Koala Man, hero for all ♪
405
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,478
♪ Daptonians ♪
406
00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:03,398
Oi, Koala Man! Sick theme song!
407
00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,774
♪ Fighter of crime ♪
408
00:17:04,899 --> 00:17:06,151
♪ Defender of the way ♪
409
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:08,069
If only there were something we could do!
410
00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:10,613
Wait! The Mechanized Duelist!
411
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:14,367
They specialize in fighting
oversized creatures.
412
00:17:17,037 --> 00:17:19,414
Mum, do you think you could fix
up some of this stuff
413
00:17:19,414 --> 00:17:20,665
if I told you what it should look like?
414
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,542
I can fix anything.
415
00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:33,053
Stop moving! You're messing up my
perfect selfie!
416
00:17:39,476 --> 00:17:41,811
Hey, you! Mr. Scary Monster!
417
00:17:41,811 --> 00:17:45,065
Looks like my miniature skills
are about to pay off, Alison!
418
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:49,110
Uh, Mum! Something's wrong
with the engine.
419
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,653
Engine? Liam, I'm not a mechanic.
420
00:17:50,653 --> 00:17:51,571
This thing can't move!
421
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:53,656
Ah. Then this was a bad plan.
422
00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,450
Liam, you're a fucking idiot!
423
00:17:55,450 --> 00:17:56,576
That's okay, son!
424
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,621
Trying is the first step
toward succeeding!
425
00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:02,165
Look, you seem like a good bloke,
426
00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:04,876
but I just really need to eat
all this yummy trash.
427
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,586
It's just... it's just too delicious.
428
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,922
You forgot one thing, Tall Poppy.
429
00:18:08,922 --> 00:18:11,925
One man's trash is another man's treasure.
430
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,927
Uh, yeah, that's why I'm eating it, cunt.
431
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:15,387
Eat this!
432
00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,727
Oww! Who bloody put that there?!
433
00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:35,156
Oh, we're alive, dickhead!
434
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:38,076
Yeah, and we smell so good!
435
00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:39,452
Oh!
436
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:44,958
Liam, thank Christ
for your dumb, stupid toys!
437
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,585
That's all I ever wanted to hear, Dad.
438
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:56,386
Guess I just saw a flower monster
439
00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:59,222
die in front of me... vibe.
440
00:19:03,643 --> 00:19:06,813
It's time, fellow Daptonians!
441
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:08,440
Kill the beast!
442
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:13,153
I'm sorry. I only wanted
to clean up the town.
443
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:16,364
Wait!
444
00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,700
Look, I know you all want
to kill this flower,
445
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:21,870
but don't you see that
by chopping down the Tall Poppy,
446
00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:25,123
we're really chopping down ourselves?
447
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:26,875
He just wanted to clean up Dapto.
448
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,793
Just like me. And yes,
449
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,171
maybe he went on a murderous rampage,
450
00:19:31,171 --> 00:19:33,923
but sometimes you can't help
but be what you are.
451
00:19:33,923 --> 00:19:35,633
He's a Tall Poppy.
452
00:19:35,633 --> 00:19:37,385
I'm a superhero.
453
00:19:37,385 --> 00:19:39,512
And we're all in this together.
454
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,014
Fuck...
455
00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:42,474
That was fuckin' awesome.
456
00:19:42,474 --> 00:19:44,851
That was like a scene
from a movie or some shit.
457
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:46,436
What, you think you're better than us
458
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,438
just 'cause you're trying
to teach us a lesson?
459
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:50,023
Oh, la-di-dah!
460
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,733
Fuck off, Koala Man!
461
00:19:51,733 --> 00:19:53,443
You're not better than me!
462
00:19:53,443 --> 00:19:55,904
You know what? I've got an idea!
463
00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:59,032
Let's spare the Tall Poppy!
I mean, he's just a bloke
464
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:01,493
trying to get on in this world,
for heaven's sake!
465
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:02,911
Are you serious?
466
00:20:02,911 --> 00:20:04,746
I just said exactly what he just said.
467
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:07,999
Big Greg is nice! Big Greg is nice!
468
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:09,542
Send him to the shithole where we send
469
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,212
all our cleaned-up junkies: Hollywood!
470
00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:15,048
Yay! Thank you.
471
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,133
So? Did you see the picture I posted?
472
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,510
Pretty aloof, right?
473
00:20:18,510 --> 00:20:20,178
Um, sweetie, I hate to say it,
474
00:20:20,178 --> 00:20:22,639
but it looked like
you were trying too hard.
475
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:23,932
- What?!
- Yeah.
476
00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:25,433
And I guess someone posted it
on a cringe page
477
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,643
and now you're kind of famous
478
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:27,727
for being cringe?
479
00:20:27,727 --> 00:20:29,979
But I'll tell Rosie you said hiiii.
480
00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:33,733
Well played, McKayla Taylor Mercedes,
well played.
481
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,277
But I will become the most powerful
girl in school.
482
00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:39,948
And you're going to find out
exactly how far I'll go to do it.
483
00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:44,369
You saved Dapto, Kevin.
484
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:47,080
Even if I find this Koala Man stuff odd...
485
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,207
infuriating, really...
486
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:52,168
maybe the lesson is you shouldn't try to
fix broken things.
487
00:20:52,168 --> 00:20:53,753
Just, you know, bury them
488
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:56,589
till they surface as a problem
too big to ignore.
489
00:20:57,257 --> 00:20:59,843
What I'm trying to say is...
I'm proud of you.
490
00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:02,804
Yes, well... I wish I could
compliment you back, Vicky.
491
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:05,348
But you did illegally tamper
with our neighbors' rubbish,
492
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:08,184
and I really should report it.
493
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:10,562
Let's go home, Kevin.
494
00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:13,314
Yeah, I'm catching
a flight tonight to Portland.
495
00:21:13,314 --> 00:21:14,983
I just need to get away.
496
00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:17,027
Hold on, there's someone at the door.
497
00:21:17,819 --> 00:21:21,114
I couldn't let you leave...
without saying goodbye.
498
00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,949
Because I'm dying.
499
00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,785
He's a pretty good actor, actually.
500
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,037
I'm happy for him.
501
00:21:27,037 --> 00:21:28,913
I heard he kicked
the rubbish addiction too.
502
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,790
I can't believe he was only
in Hollywood for a few days
503
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:32,584
and he's already starring
with Alexandra Daddario
504
00:21:32,584 --> 00:21:34,377
in a $1.5 million A24 movie.
505
00:21:34,377 --> 00:21:36,504
Ah... the dream...
506
00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,965
Kevin, what are you doing?
507
00:21:38,965 --> 00:21:42,093
Whoever compromised the bins
is still out there!
508
00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:43,345
Hush, koala thoughts.
509
00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,555
I'm having date night with my best gal...
510
00:21:45,555 --> 00:21:48,099
though I still swear
I took those bins out...
511
00:21:48,099 --> 00:21:50,018
- What's that, Kevin?
- Nothing, darling!
512
00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:52,479
Shall we cuddle... in bed?
513
00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:54,356
Oh, Kevin!
514
00:21:54,356 --> 00:21:56,232
Mwah!
515
00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:01,029
Everything is going according to plan.
516
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:03,406
Of course you took the bins out, Kevin.
517
00:22:03,406 --> 00:22:06,576
But I brought them back up
so it looked like you never did.
518
00:22:06,576 --> 00:22:09,245
First, I'll take your sanity.
519
00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:12,832
Then I'll take everything
from you, Koala Man!
520
00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:16,461
The Kookaburra will have the last laugh!
521
00:22:20,256 --> 00:22:21,591
I'm the Kookaburra!
522
00:22:22,592 --> 00:22:24,219
♪ Koala Man ♪
523
00:22:24,219 --> 00:22:25,512
♪ Hero for all ♪
524
00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:28,932
♪ The Daptonians ♪
525
00:22:28,932 --> 00:22:30,517
♪ Koala Man ♪
526
00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:31,851
♪ Fighter of crime ♪
527
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:35,105
♪ And defender of the way ♪
528
00:22:35,105 --> 00:22:38,191
♪ Koala Man ♪
529
00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:40,860
♪ He'll take a stand ♪
530
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:44,114
♪ He'll rid the lands ♪
531
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:47,534
♪ Of evil plans ♪
532
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:49,619
♪ Yeah-eah-eah! ♪
533
00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:03,133
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