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Hello. My name Ronald.
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I am a 29-year-old male.
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Number 54.
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We find the defendant,
Trevor Julian Morris not liable.
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Thank you.
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Uh, I hereby enter judgment
in favor of the defendant
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and against the plaintiff.
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Hold on. Just hold on just a second.
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Here, I just got one more formality.
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I just wanna make sure
we have that clean shot to his eye line
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{\an8}when he's turning
and looking at the judge.
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{\an8}It's nerve wrecking. Are you also nervous?
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Mr. Foreperson,
could you come up here with the verdict?
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All right. Here we go.
Ready, guys? Here we go.
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Take a seat here.
I just got one more formality.
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Judge, can you put
your microphone closer to you?
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Oh, and just a second here.
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I apologize.
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Um...
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as I said weeks ago,
when you first entered this courtroom,
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that this is the last trial of my career,
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what I didn't tell you is
it's also the first, uh,
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because I'm not a real judge
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and you're not a real foreperson.
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This is not a real case.
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What?
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Each of your fellow jurors,
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as well as the defendant,
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the plaintiff, Bailiff Nikki, myself,
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we're all actors.
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Everything you saw
was carefully planned.
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What I'm saying is...
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it was all fake,
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except for one important element, you.
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You see, Ronald,
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even though the case
of Hillgrove versus Morris wasn't real,
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there was most definitely a trial
held inside this courthouse.
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You were presented day
after day with countless challenges,
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responsibilities, and ethical dilemmas.
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You knew Mr. Marsden
didn't cause the sequestration
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with his paparazzi stunt
yet you never told a soul.
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These paparazzi, are they here for you?
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Uh, I believe so.
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I've gotten used to it, to be honest.
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We put you
on a joining hotel room with Todd,
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whose odd demeanor
and obsession with body parts
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were specifically intended
to frighten you.
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Oh, hey. What's up, bud?
hey, what's up?
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Nice.
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But you didn't shut him out.
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You welcomed him into your room
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and into your nonoptimally-designed heart.
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You refused to accept Ken's $2,000
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even though you beat him
at Yut fair and square.
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- I promise I will owe you...
- No.
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- Because it is...
- No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.
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Which, by the way,
all those rules made up didn't exist.
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You took the blame
for Marsden's giant shit.
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So that was you, huh?
It might have been.
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Hmm, obviously.
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Ronald, the list goes on and on.
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And perhaps
it should surprise no one, then,
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that you accepted the job of foreperson,
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a job you didn't even want
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and you rose to that challenge as well.
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You used your innate sense of compassion
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and reason
to lead the jury to a just verdict.
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He specifically said
that these tanks had been moved
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and Lonnie and I did witness this.
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Just as you considered
all the evidence against the defendant
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during this trial
and decided he wasn't liable,
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well, we've considered all the evidence
presented during your trial,
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and we've decided that you,
Ronald Gladden,
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are a hero.
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What?
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In recognition of your service,
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your kindness, and strength of character,
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I hereby award you
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the sum of $100,000.
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- Congratulations, Ronald.
- What?
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This case is now adjourned.
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- Are you being serious?
- Congratulations.
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Oh, my God.
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- No way.
- I'll even bang the gavel, if you want.
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No fucking way.
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You guys are actors?
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Guys, come on up.
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We love you, bud.
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are you kidding?
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What?
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- Lonnie, too? You son of a...
- Hello, man.
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No way.
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So now what?
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They're gonna show you the...
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It doesn't feel real. It really doesn't.
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I, I thought it was a joke at first,
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but then it's like-- everything
just kept happening,
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so I don't know.
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You must have a ton of question,
so, if, uh, you're up for it,
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we'd like to take you behind
the, the curtain.
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No, I mean that's [bleep]--
I'm in the discovery phase, so...
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Yes! Yeah!
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Oh, what the [bleep]--
are you a real cop?
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- No.
- No.
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God damn it.
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Ronald was, like, so in it,
but then he stopped
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{\an8}and took a moment with me and was like,
"So you're not a real cop?"
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And I was like, "Not, not even a chance."
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That meant so much to me,
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just because it was like, "I wanted to be
the best bailiff up in this joint."
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So I know this ain't a courtroom, too,
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but there's a lot more going on back here
than what you think, so...
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Yeah.
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Are we ready? Are we ready?
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Oh, what the [bleep]? No way.
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This is crazy.
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All right.
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Damn. So you guys are all actors?
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- They aren't actors.
- So did you get actually get hurt?
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- No.
- Oh.
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Oh.
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What the [bleep]?
He's a stuntman.
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I'd like to think that I pick up on things
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and I'm pretty intuitive,
but they all fooled me.
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Do you want me
to take your order or no?
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She has the hero.
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Ms. Parker,
ready for a chat with hero?
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Yeah, he's in position.
I saw him doing it.
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Ms. Parker, whenever you're ready.
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Yeah, we can send them.
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Sending hero.
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That would be a door right here
and you check in with the
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Tell Nick they're about to come in.
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Anybody else coming?
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So all of this
that you saw when you, like,
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{\an8}checked in that first couple of rows,
not a waiting room.
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Not a waiting room. Not really.
- Okay.
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Not a waiting room. Not technically.
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Do you even remember this room, Ronald?
I mean, yeah.
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Spiegel, you can bring the camera,
uh, inside now, too.
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This is amazing.
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I've never
This is fucking insane.
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Go into here.
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What the [bleep]?
Oh, it's a camera spot?
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We engineered that,
so there were only four open seats.
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So I get you to sit
kinda where we want you to. So like...
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Really?
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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Like the, the whole idea
was, when he walks in,
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the only sit that should be open
are these seats.
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{\an8}Dude, it was so difficult
to not laugh immediately
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{\an8}when you were like,
"Well, I saw this episode of Family Guy."
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{\an8}- Dude.
- Because like when I brought it up,
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like, we had gotten rid of that
because it was like,
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there's no way he's going to say that.
It would be too difficult.
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But I was like, we were sitting here
for such a long time
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that I was like,
"Oh, I'll give it a shot."
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What do people usually say
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when they're trying to, like,
get out of this?
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Like what's, like, the movie like?
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I'm only going off of the thing
that I've seen on Family Guy
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and that's probably not the best thing.
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Wait, what was it?
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And he just said it.
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No, no, no. No [bleep] way.
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No. No.
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Ken, tell him he's exactly right.
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I did not think Noah would run with it,
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but he definitely gave it a shot
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and it did not work out for him.
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Oh, there's a camera in there, too?
God damn it.
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I think we followed him there.
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{\an8}Oh, people were in here?
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One minute.
- Oh, she hung up.
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{\an8}- What is she saying?
- She said she was mad.
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Is there more?
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{\an8}So behind this mirror is a camera.
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What's going on with you, man?
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That corner has a camera.
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I didn't get a chance to move it.
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We got a camera behind this door,
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cameras inside here,
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camera up here.
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Every corner of the room
has a camera hidden inside it.
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I feel more watched because I'm paranoid
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that every mirror I see
is, like, a camera,
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and that you guys are recording me,
watching me all the time, for sure.
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{\an8}It was a journey for us
as much as it was for him,
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{\an8}and every day was different.
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You couldn't anticipate
how he was going to react.
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There is a high-wire element to this.
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You know, you're flying without a net.
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Everything's going off the rail.
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Why are we doing this in the hallway?
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So, you're good to go.
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Come back, come back.
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I accidentally called a juror
by her real name.
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That Cassandra's bag.
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Okay.
Why don't you all grab her bag first?
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Whose is it?
Cassandra.
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Cassandra?
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{\an8}My name's Cassandra Blair.
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{\an8}I play Vanessa.
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I got it.
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Because we don't have a Cassandra.
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Huh?
We don't have a Cassandra.
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We have a who?
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She's saying Cassandra.
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- We don't have a Cassandra.
- Oh.
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The thing is that I was thought
as, you know, never let him see you sweat.
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{\an8}So, when I say,
"Hey, that's Cassandra bag,"
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{\an8}- you are who I'm referring to.
- All right.
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I'm Cassandra.
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Nice to see you again, Cassandra.
Thank you.
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The entire time we've been hanging out
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and you've known me
is that I've been wearing these glasses...
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Oh.
Which are props,
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and they don't work,
so I can't [bleep] see.
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No way. Yeah.
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So, like, every time we
were playing a video game,
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or watching a movie or anything,
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you were sitting over there,
and I was like--
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Oh, my God. No way.
I'm like, really trying to see.
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Wait, you never got it
with prescription?
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It was too dangerous to go
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We found something real.
for the whole time,
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keeping on the reality the biggest
we had to do is... ordering lunch.
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When you come in the morning,
order the same thing
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that you've already given to production.
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So it looks to Ronald
like you're ordering for the first time,
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but it's so they can have the order ready.
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People had to figure out
how to, um, order lunch
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{\an8}for people so that it would seem like
it was coming at a specific time
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{\an8}from the court
instead of from a film production.
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{\an8}That, that was the tricky part,
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having a meal,
and then knowing half an hour later
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you're gonna have
to have another one on film.
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Oh, yeah.
Because we ordered it last night.
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Okay.
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And the reality over here,
none of them will have eaten.
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What's that?
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So we need to sanitize that room
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before he comes back.
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dude. Eat up, man.
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I don't know when I'll eat again.
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Yeah, for real, though.
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Sorry. Sorry, man.
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So I had to eat a lot.
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I'll have you seat
in the spot you've always sat at,
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and then I'm going to bring everyone in.
250
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All right.
All right?
251
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God, how did I not catch it?
252
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Son of a bitch, man.
253
00:11:56,258 --> 00:11:57,342
Dude.
254
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- You sons of bitches.
- I know, I know.
255
00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:03,306
- So you guys all met...
- Yes.
256
00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:04,641
- for the first time here?
- Yes.
257
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Pretty much. Wow.
258
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{\an8}Hi, my name Ross Kimball.
259
00:12:07,185 --> 00:12:08,437
{\an8}Susan Berger.
260
00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:09,980
{\an8}Pramode Kumar.
261
00:12:09,980 --> 00:12:12,149
{\an8}Hi, my name is Maria Russell.
262
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,608
{\an8}Hey, there. I'm Whitney Rice.
263
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:14,693
{\an8}I am Ben Seaward.
264
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{\an8}Rashida "Sheedz" Olayiwola.
265
00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:18,613
{\an8}Five-foot-three.
266
00:12:18,613 --> 00:12:19,948
{\an8}My doctor keep saying I'm five-foot-two.
267
00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:21,074
{\an8}Well, [bleep] them.
268
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{\an8}All right. Sometimes when I'm driving,
I just sort of, like,
269
00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,870
{\an8}close my eyes for long stretches of it.
270
00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:27,205
{\an8}Um, and just sort of, like,
see what happens.
271
00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:31,877
{\an8}I went into this show not knowing,
uh, details about my character
272
00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:33,962
{\an8}until the weekend
before we started rehearsing.
273
00:12:33,962 --> 00:12:36,173
{\an8}I think it needs to have, like, Velcro.
274
00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:40,677
{\an8}What I was told was that Todd
was interested in cybernetics
275
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,179
and to be strange,
276
00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:44,973
but to hopefully as time goes on,
277
00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:46,600
to elicit sympathy.
278
00:12:47,184 --> 00:12:48,768
Todd, what the hell?
279
00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,604
Oh, I thought you were,
like, pulling out a tooth.
280
00:12:50,604 --> 00:12:52,355
- What the hell is that?
- It wasn't working.
281
00:12:52,355 --> 00:12:55,358
It was like a thing that
make it like-- that you can eat faster
282
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,903
but, uh, the-- it's the tooth part,
you know.
283
00:12:57,903 --> 00:13:00,822
And then-- it's like a shark
kind of thing or something.
284
00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,073
A shark thing?
You put extra teeth
285
00:13:02,073 --> 00:13:03,783
- in your mouth?
- You know they have extra.
286
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,118
Just for eating.
287
00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,369
{\an8}I got the audition.
288
00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:09,998
{\an8}I decided to wear my fake breasts plate.
289
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:12,042
They're G-cup. They're $100.
290
00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:16,254
{\an8}Craig comes home
and he got a Free Willy tattoo.
291
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:19,007
I've always wanted
to be asked to do something
292
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:22,552
because you want me to do my thing.
293
00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:26,181
If you go in my back door,
it also smells malodorous.
294
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,434
And this was so exactly that.
295
00:13:30,018 --> 00:13:31,228
Hey.
296
00:13:31,228 --> 00:13:32,354
What about you and Noah?
297
00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:34,898
And so, Heidi like...
298
00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:36,608
Heidi is his actual girlfriend.
299
00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:37,859
So that's-- that was real?
300
00:13:37,859 --> 00:13:39,152
- That was real, yeah.
- But her name's Stephanie.
301
00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,654
That was my real
girlfriend on the phone, yeah.
302
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:43,406
Oh. So, that was-- that was a ploy,
shows her with a guy?
303
00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:45,909
No, no.
That was like a photo that was taken here.
304
00:13:45,909 --> 00:13:47,285
Oh.
305
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:49,329
- They, they Photoshopped the bulge.
- They put a back drop up there.
306
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,873
God damn it.
What about that bulge? Was that real?
307
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:53,124
No, that was a cucumber cut in half.
308
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:57,921
Was that real? Oh, my God.
309
00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,714
Ken, what is-- what's your name?
310
00:14:01,299 --> 00:14:02,467
You're gonna love this.
311
00:14:03,385 --> 00:14:04,553
So my name is Ron.
312
00:14:05,428 --> 00:14:06,555
For real?
It is, it is.
313
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:07,722
Oh, no way.
314
00:14:07,722 --> 00:14:10,100
When I found out about being cast,
315
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:12,102
{\an8}I was working at UC Irvine
316
00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:16,106
{\an8}as their Senior Director
of Strategic Pipeline analytics.
317
00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:19,067
My mother collects, um...
318
00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:23,655
very rare, uh, Beanie Babies.
319
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:28,535
Dude, you-- if your mom sells
a Beanie Baby, I will mad be at you, ken.
320
00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,704
The Princess Diana.
321
00:14:30,704 --> 00:14:32,539
Don't. No.
322
00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:36,084
It was hard to talk slow as
Ken talks...
323
00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:38,712
- consistently.
- Oh, it was hard for all of us.
324
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,380
Yeah, yeah, yeah absolutely.
325
00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:44,718
God damn it. I know they're actors,
but they did such a good job.
326
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:47,220
So, do you-- are you really into,
like, electronics,
327
00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:48,805
technology, shit like that, or...
328
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:50,473
Uh, you know, like, not really.
329
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:59,566
James still a little hot
about not getting his longtime perk,
330
00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:00,650
{\an8}comes and trashes it
331
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:03,653
{\an8}because obviously the party is for him
and he doesn't want it.
332
00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:06,239
- I'm feeling like I don't really want it.
- Oh, my God.
333
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,241
What just happened?
334
00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:10,910
He's upset. He's upset.
335
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,079
Seeing someone lose
their shit like that, yeah.
336
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,957
Oh look, he's fixing it.
337
00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:17,584
{\an8}He's fixing it.
338
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:22,464
{\an8}I saw out of the corner of my eye
and saw his head kind of hang
339
00:15:22,464 --> 00:15:26,259
and I thought
oh, I just kind of punched this guy
340
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,095
in the heart a little bit
because he's such a sweet guy.
341
00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,306
At least tell the bailiff
we just don't want him to come back.
342
00:15:31,306 --> 00:15:32,849
I mean, nobody wants him here.
343
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:34,476
That's outrageous.
344
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:37,771
Can I get Officer,
uh, Curtis please?
345
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,606
- [Inez] You got another cake?
- [James] Dude.
346
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:40,857
- How are you doing, man?
- James.
347
00:15:40,857 --> 00:15:42,609
Good to see you.
Thanks for coming, man.
348
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,527
I really-- I really appreciate that. Absolutely.
349
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,363
Oh, man.
What?
350
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:47,447
It's a girl.
351
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,032
Yeah, it's a-- it was--
it was a mistake.
352
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:51,034
Bond's made a mistake
353
00:15:51,034 --> 00:15:54,245
I wanted to extend,
you know, my genuine apology.
354
00:15:54,245 --> 00:15:56,289
I appreciate the apology, man.
355
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,041
I mean, it is what it is.
You know, it's not--
356
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,834
we're not spreading the word, so...
357
00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,795
- Sorry.
- Hiccups, man. Hiccups.
358
00:16:01,795 --> 00:16:02,962
Dude, yes.
359
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,131
Ronald just keeps giving us every...
360
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:08,259
into that, it would be
really hard to recover tomorrow.
361
00:16:08,259 --> 00:16:12,722
There was a parade of moments that
I thought we're going to end everything,
362
00:16:12,722 --> 00:16:17,519
that I thought surely no person would
allow this to continue past this point.
363
00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,688
{\an8}They let you go because of
the James Marsden shutdown?
364
00:16:19,688 --> 00:16:21,856
Yeah. [indistinct] like paparazzi
thing and of all that.
365
00:16:21,856 --> 00:16:23,650
{\an8}I think the judges [indistinct] pissed.
366
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,193
Just hold on one second, guys.
367
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:29,030
Um, she literally held us up just
to kind of have like a little farewell
368
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,908
hardy for the guy that-- while we're
just standing there waiting.
369
00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:33,702
Bro.
370
00:16:33,702 --> 00:16:35,161
Bro, literally just come to the front.
371
00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:37,747
Just hold on one second.
We're trying to call our supervisor
372
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:40,166
{\an8}down here because it's
373
00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,418
{\an8}From the minute he walks in
374
00:16:41,418 --> 00:16:42,919
{\an8}every single day,
even if he's on the hook,
375
00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:46,589
{\an8}every single day he needs to come
through the metal detectors.
376
00:16:46,589 --> 00:16:49,551
If something's off at the door,
then your hackles are up,
377
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:53,012
and then I realized, like,
"Oh, I could be the one who blows this."
378
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,807
The security guard actually
had Jeannie take her phone
379
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:58,601
and take photos of her,
like, posing with this guy.
380
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:00,228
It was pretty ridiculous.
381
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:01,938
The one that I was the most worried about
382
00:17:01,938 --> 00:17:04,524
was the one where I wear
chair pants to court.
383
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,693
{\an8}So he sits on them.
They're a chair for him.
384
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,486
He sits on that?
Yes.
385
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:09,612
- No.
- Because there's not enough
386
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,114
- chairs in there.
- No.
387
00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:14,033
This is like reality TV show.
388
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,703
It was-- it's just really,
really scary.
389
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:19,164
To think that what's gonna happen is
this person is gonna sit down
390
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,624
and you're gonna say like, hey,
do you know how to fill out this form?
391
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:23,251
And they're gonna be like
why'd you say that like that?
392
00:17:23,251 --> 00:17:24,669
Are you an actor? Is this all fake?
393
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,087
You're an idiot. You ruined it.
394
00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:29,090
Then when I came into
court with these chair pants,
395
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:33,762
it was such a move that I thought
it would cause Ronald to just leave
396
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:36,598
altogether or mentally check out.
397
00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:38,933
- What you waiting for?
- Oh, they were-- they, they--
398
00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:42,145
I wasn't sure if they wanted me
to bring the chair pants in to the...
399
00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,689
Uh, probably not, I would assume.
400
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:45,648
Okay.
401
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:49,194
You know what,
you take some risks sometimes, you know.
402
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,403
Not all of them pay off.
403
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,738
And the opposite happened.
404
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,365
He was really supportive
of the chair pants
405
00:17:54,365 --> 00:17:58,411
and, uh, my future
as, uh, an inventor and engineer.
406
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:02,207
I'm still reeling at the fact
that this wasn't even a court case,
407
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:04,793
you know, so I'm still there.
408
00:18:13,343 --> 00:18:15,553
- I thought you did a phenomenal job.
- Why, thank you.
409
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:17,764
{\an8}We are actually attorneys and actors.
410
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,766
Obviously yours was,
I mean, scripted, of course,
411
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:21,976
but man, I was like this
guy is [bleep] train wreck.
412
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:23,895
Like, like...
413
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:27,190
I was a civil litigator
in my two and a half years of practice
414
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,900
{\an8}and I, I tried nine cases.
415
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:31,069
It was interesting coming in
to the writer's room
416
00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:33,488
because you guys were like,
"You were literally the only person
417
00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:36,950
that we have found that is competent
at both of these things, like, please."
418
00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:41,120
As you can see here,
uh, my client showed up for work.
419
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:44,374
We didn't see
the animation that he uses
420
00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:46,543
or that the plaintiff's lawyer uses.
421
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:51,965
We saw it with Ronald for the first time,
which was that was, like, too much.
422
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,550
What's going on here?
423
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:56,094
Is he dancing while walking?
424
00:18:57,720 --> 00:19:01,432
Mr. Juror,
please don't make any comments, okay?
425
00:19:01,432 --> 00:19:04,394
I was like, I can't believe
you didn't show us that before.
426
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:09,357
We had a witness
who was a wonderful actor,
427
00:19:09,357 --> 00:19:12,360
had to do a lot of technical stuff that...
428
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:15,321
you know, five jerk-offs wrote for him.
429
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:19,701
Uh, the CDU broke down
and it was due to overheating,
430
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:21,744
so it made the machine inoperable.
431
00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:24,581
Can you explain for the jury
what CDU stands for?
432
00:19:24,581 --> 00:19:27,250
It's a coalescing dryer unit.
433
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,835
I thought you did a great job.
434
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:31,963
I don't know what a judge is normally like
but I picture an old cranky judge just...
435
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:38,386
I've been practicing law
for over 40 years.
436
00:19:38,386 --> 00:19:41,931
{\an8}What I kinda did was I channeled
all the judges that I've appeared
437
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:43,641
{\an8}in front of throughout my career,
438
00:19:43,641 --> 00:19:47,645
who have just been moody as hell
for no rhyme or reason.
439
00:19:47,645 --> 00:19:49,898
You know who John Ratzenberger is?
440
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,902
- Cliff from Cheers?
- Ah.
441
00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:55,194
He was in this courtroom.
442
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:57,947
He was in an eight-day trial as a juror.
443
00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,490
He was an exemplary juror.
444
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:02,160
And if John Ratzenberger
wasn't a distraction,
445
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,912
you're not gonna be a distraction.
446
00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:13,004
The conspiracy theorist in me
is kinda starting to come alive
447
00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:16,716
and I'm just thinking about, like,
why they would've done what they've done.
448
00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:19,177
{\an8}He pissed his pants.
That's what I've noticed.
449
00:20:19,177 --> 00:20:22,764
And also that he--
I could smell pot and alcohol.
450
00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,766
You thought he smelled off, great.
451
00:20:24,766 --> 00:20:26,434
But if that's why, like,
well, he's got to be drunk.
452
00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:28,227
Look, look at him.
He passed out and he pissed in his pants.
453
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,813
But don't say that.
- No, no, that's okay.
454
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:33,942
So if he smelled
of alcohol and marijuana,
455
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:38,071
it would just make sense that they would
give him a-- you know, a drug test.
456
00:20:38,071 --> 00:20:41,282
The right questions haven't been ask,
is what I would say.
457
00:20:41,282 --> 00:20:44,202
I think he was like,
I mean, really, it's kind of his fault
458
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:45,954
for hiring him,
like if this guy was such a...
459
00:20:45,954 --> 00:20:47,080
Ronald said that?
Yeah.
460
00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,957
And he was like he's such a flagrant,
461
00:20:48,957 --> 00:20:50,458
like, drunk alcoholic...
How is he doing this?
462
00:20:50,458 --> 00:20:53,127
...like why, why
He's read the script.
463
00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,921
- He read it.
- Could he share it with them?
464
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:58,549
He literally was like,
"It's kind of on them for hiring him."
465
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:00,301
If he knew he was getting [bleep] up.
466
00:21:00,301 --> 00:21:03,137
He was saying literally
as if he read the script.
467
00:21:03,137 --> 00:21:05,264
So the jorf shirts?
468
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,724
It's made up.
469
00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,184
Jorf is made up.
470
00:21:08,184 --> 00:21:09,852
- Yeah, so that's not a real word, right?
- It's not a real word.
471
00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:11,020
I was like, yeah, that's...
472
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,523
We were terrified
that that wasn't gonna work.
473
00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:15,900
More hateful
than all known slurs combined?
474
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,575
But essentially
the start of business
475
00:21:24,575 --> 00:21:27,704
{\an8}because of the critical mass of jurors
and I need to clear some tests.
476
00:21:27,704 --> 00:21:30,540
Basically there was-- we're gonna
say there was a lab error.
477
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:36,963
Well, it is almost 10:00 AM.
478
00:21:36,963 --> 00:21:40,842
Um, still haven't received
my COVID test for the day.
479
00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:50,977
We're going to be here until 11:00.
480
00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:55,064
We've got a good amount of things
to rehearse here at the factory.
481
00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:56,691
A bunch of work here.
482
00:21:56,691 --> 00:21:58,276
You got your time card.
483
00:21:59,235 --> 00:22:00,570
They're coming back down.
484
00:22:00,570 --> 00:22:03,489
{\an8}We'll cue you guys up,
together everybody back up.
485
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:07,035
Those of you that are involved
in the upstairs mannequin bed,
486
00:22:07,035 --> 00:22:11,497
I think we are gonna talk through some
A, B, and C on whether he goes easily,
487
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:15,126
whether we re-approach,
and ultimately if he doesn't go.
488
00:22:15,126 --> 00:22:17,462
Yeah, the whole time
we were in the factory,
489
00:22:17,462 --> 00:22:19,922
we were all just whispering about,
like, is he serious?
490
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,509
There might-- there might be
some shit up here.
491
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,261
That's the supervisor's office.
492
00:22:26,054 --> 00:22:27,722
But we can check anywhere.
493
00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:29,057
Bailiff Nikki,
494
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,768
we can check anywhere, right?
495
00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:33,895
You can check anywhere you want.
496
00:22:33,895 --> 00:22:35,813
And you were just like no,
dude, we can't-- we can't go up there.
497
00:22:35,813 --> 00:22:36,773
It says personnel only.
498
00:22:36,773 --> 00:22:38,316
I was like
he's not getting up there.
499
00:22:38,316 --> 00:22:42,111
And then, it was only until
Ken and Cassandra went up there.
500
00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:44,530
What's going on here, bro?
501
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:46,616
If it would've been up to me,
I would've stayed on the floor.
502
00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:50,203
I mean, I didn't think about them,
like, hiding evidence in a backroom.
503
00:22:50,203 --> 00:22:51,454
I wouldn't have gone upstairs.
504
00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:53,289
We had so much fun in Margaritaville.
505
00:22:53,289 --> 00:22:55,041
Oh, my God.
506
00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:57,835
For coverage,
if I turned to take the shirt off,
507
00:22:57,835 --> 00:23:00,546
{\an8}is it better to go
under my right shoulder or my left?
508
00:23:00,546 --> 00:23:01,839
Probably your right.
- Okay.
509
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:03,382
Because there's that camera there.
- Thank you.
510
00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,717
And they can at least get that
511
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:05,718
and they've got a camera there, right?
Yeah, perfect.
512
00:23:05,718 --> 00:23:07,720
- Think of it logically.
- Okay.
513
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:11,182
I have been on a bus
for a very long time, bathroom.
514
00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:14,560
I [indistinct] every time.
515
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,020
I have to go to the...
Okay, go.
516
00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:17,522
Because this is the last time.
517
00:23:20,650 --> 00:23:22,944
Yeah, my head was just
spinning and it's like wow,
518
00:23:22,944 --> 00:23:25,988
okay, this, this shirt that he's wearing
just got us this table
519
00:23:25,988 --> 00:23:28,282
but now there's an,
oh, shit, so the people who complained,
520
00:23:28,282 --> 00:23:30,660
were those actors, too? God damn it.
521
00:23:31,035 --> 00:23:32,078
Time out, time out.
522
00:23:32,078 --> 00:23:34,455
So the question is,
like, so did you actually get drunk?
523
00:23:34,455 --> 00:23:35,623
- Were you guys actually...
- We were.
524
00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,667
They let us have, like, one drink
and the rest of them were virgins.
525
00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:39,877
All those shots
that he and I took are water.
526
00:23:39,877 --> 00:23:41,879
See, that's what I was wondering. Okay.
527
00:23:41,879 --> 00:23:43,297
All right. All right.
528
00:23:43,297 --> 00:23:46,843
If he doesn't drink, you won't drink.
529
00:23:46,843 --> 00:23:48,594
If he does order a beverage,
530
00:23:48,594 --> 00:23:50,680
everyone else can order one beverage.
531
00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,682
Everything else will be virgin.
532
00:23:52,682 --> 00:23:56,477
We couldn't order
an actual drink until you did.
533
00:23:56,477 --> 00:23:57,979
- Oh, my God...
- So we were like come on, dude.
534
00:23:57,979 --> 00:23:59,605
Order up.
535
00:23:59,605 --> 00:24:00,815
Did you order yet?
536
00:24:00,815 --> 00:24:03,109
- Negative. Have you?
- No. No.
537
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:05,361
You're the foreman. You get to order.
538
00:24:05,361 --> 00:24:06,445
Oh, no way, dude.
539
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,489
From-- just, just for you.
540
00:24:09,282 --> 00:24:10,491
It's 5:00 somewhere.
541
00:24:10,491 --> 00:24:12,577
It's 5:00 right here.
542
00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:15,246
- I was talking about the drink.
- Oh.
543
00:24:16,873 --> 00:24:20,293
Get him first because he's a-- he's a--
he's our, uh, number one guy.
544
00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:21,586
Oh, me first?
545
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,755
Order, Ronald.
546
00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:27,049
Damn, yeah. Let me do the Mango in Paris.
547
00:24:27,049 --> 00:24:28,134
Mango in Paris?
Yeah.
548
00:24:28,134 --> 00:24:29,844
Cool. Cool. Mango in Paris.
549
00:24:29,844 --> 00:24:32,013
What are we doing?
Give him the water. What are we doing?
550
00:24:32,013 --> 00:24:33,598
We're getting drinks. Nice.
551
00:24:37,185 --> 00:24:39,645
So the, the turd
will be sculpted with either this or this.
552
00:24:39,645 --> 00:24:40,980
Okay.
And will be--
553
00:24:40,980 --> 00:24:42,523
{\an8}we'll have weights inside of it so that
554
00:24:42,523 --> 00:24:44,025
{\an8}it stays-- it's not buoyant.
555
00:24:44,025 --> 00:24:45,234
{\an8}It stays...
Weights inside of it?
556
00:24:45,234 --> 00:24:46,861
Weight inside.
Okay. Okay.
557
00:24:46,861 --> 00:24:48,654
And then it will have a coil. Okay.
558
00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:50,239
And then, I think
I'm gonna have a length
559
00:24:50,239 --> 00:24:52,700
{\an8}of it sort of like lapping the bowl.
Love that.
560
00:24:52,700 --> 00:24:54,744
{\an8}And then we'll leave
like a smear on the side of the bowl?
561
00:24:54,744 --> 00:24:55,786
Absolutely.
Okay.
562
00:24:55,786 --> 00:24:58,789
And also, I'm gonna pre,
uh, skid mark some toilet paper.
563
00:24:58,789 --> 00:25:00,082
Love, love.
564
00:25:00,082 --> 00:25:03,002
So, there'll be some toilet paper,
and the turd,
565
00:25:03,002 --> 00:25:05,171
and the toilet paper,
and then I'm gonna bring
566
00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:09,592
a couple gallons of pre-made toilet water
like during
567
00:25:09,592 --> 00:25:12,386
And then, fill the bowl
all the way to sort of the rim,
568
00:25:12,386 --> 00:25:15,223
and then just have sort of the turd
sticking out like that.
569
00:25:15,223 --> 00:25:16,682
That's beautiful.
We feel good about that?
570
00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,601
Love that. One thousand percent.
All right.
571
00:25:18,601 --> 00:25:20,519
And then,
we reek the room out with a spray.
572
00:25:20,519 --> 00:25:22,605
Oh, my God!
573
00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:26,734
It's so gross.
Look at that baby.
574
00:25:26,734 --> 00:25:28,611
Oh, my God, that's so gross.
575
00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:29,695
It tastes good.
576
00:25:31,614 --> 00:25:34,408
I journaled every day,
not like a, a detailed journal,
577
00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:37,370
but man, because that's-- all this crazy
shit kept happening
578
00:25:37,370 --> 00:25:39,080
and I was like I can't even remember
579
00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:40,665
all of this stuff, like... Wow.
580
00:25:40,665 --> 00:25:42,250
It's a sensory overload, man.
581
00:25:42,250 --> 00:25:44,210
You guys threw so much shit at me.
582
00:25:44,210 --> 00:25:45,253
For real?
Yeah.
583
00:25:45,253 --> 00:25:46,420
I wouldn't...
584
00:25:47,505 --> 00:25:49,757
So, did you
and Jeannie actually hook up, or...
585
00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:50,967
- No.
- No?
586
00:25:50,967 --> 00:25:53,594
So that whole-- that whole soaking thing?
587
00:25:53,594 --> 00:25:58,474
We did record video of us doing that.
588
00:25:59,350 --> 00:26:00,476
Okay.
589
00:26:00,476 --> 00:26:02,144
I think you should come, like, on top. Okay.
590
00:26:02,144 --> 00:26:04,313
But cover yourself with the covers.
591
00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:06,357
Right, right, right.
Wait, smaller or bigger jumps?
592
00:26:06,357 --> 00:26:07,733
Uh, smaller jumps.
593
00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:09,026
Wait, bigger jumps.
594
00:26:09,026 --> 00:26:10,861
Okay.
- No, smaller jumps, James, please.
595
00:26:10,861 --> 00:26:13,406
Smaller jumps.
596
00:26:13,406 --> 00:26:15,116
Smaller jumps, please.
597
00:26:17,410 --> 00:26:19,704
All right.
598
00:26:19,704 --> 00:26:21,455
Oh, my God.
599
00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:26,002
You know what,
I would've-- I would've believed it.
600
00:26:26,002 --> 00:26:29,046
Man, it sucks that this was, like, staged
601
00:26:29,046 --> 00:26:31,257
because, man, you have no idea how many
people I was gonna tell about that.
602
00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:33,467
You have no idea, man.
603
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:38,389
James Marsden went and jumped on a bed
604
00:26:38,389 --> 00:26:40,891
so they could have sex that's not sex.
605
00:26:43,102 --> 00:26:45,521
All the crazy shit that was happening
and I should've known.
606
00:26:45,521 --> 00:26:46,772
I should've known.
607
00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:48,441
I had so much fun with you.
608
00:26:48,441 --> 00:26:50,067
I had a great time, yeah.
I know.
609
00:26:50,067 --> 00:26:53,779
I remember we were, like,
playing video games and you went, like,
610
00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:55,406
to me and I was like...
611
00:26:57,199 --> 00:26:58,826
I was like, "He's my friend."
612
00:26:59,618 --> 00:27:02,913
I-- because I liked the people
that I got to know, you know, so...
613
00:27:02,913 --> 00:27:05,082
We're good actors. We're not that good.
614
00:27:05,082 --> 00:27:07,001
- Yeah.
- Ninety, ninety percent
615
00:27:07,001 --> 00:27:09,378
of what you saw is really a part of us.
616
00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:10,546
Yeah, here's the deal.
617
00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:12,089
We all fell in love with you.
618
00:27:12,590 --> 00:27:13,716
Yeah.
619
00:27:13,716 --> 00:27:15,092
I've met some good people here.
620
00:27:15,092 --> 00:27:16,385
Everybody's real nice.
621
00:27:16,385 --> 00:27:17,678
What's up, boys?
622
00:27:17,678 --> 00:27:20,181
Oh, James, baby.
623
00:27:20,181 --> 00:27:23,267
- Justice, bro.
- Will be served.
624
00:27:26,896 --> 00:27:29,440
That's one thing being here
helped me realized is
625
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:31,901
I need to be helping more people out.
626
00:27:31,901 --> 00:27:33,319
Oh, dude.
627
00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:35,321
Or we go with this one.
628
00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:37,740
I feel like I haven't really
given back in a while
629
00:27:37,740 --> 00:27:38,949
and I miss that feeling.
630
00:27:38,949 --> 00:27:40,326
And it, it does feel good.
631
00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:42,411
Unbelievable.
632
00:27:42,411 --> 00:27:44,413
I didn't even know
they were gonna reveal this shit.
633
00:27:44,413 --> 00:27:48,125
No, because I was like--
I was like, damn.
634
00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:54,548
Really, we just want to thank you.
635
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:03,182
I told everybody
that I was going into a documentary
636
00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:07,311
about what a juror's life
is like essentially, you know.
637
00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:09,647
I, I don't know how I'm gonna change that.
638
00:28:09,647 --> 00:28:12,566
I just tell them, I'll say, hey, I guess
I was just in a show about me, yeah.
639
00:28:33,003 --> 00:28:34,713
I think I can finally say goodnight
640
00:28:34,713 --> 00:28:36,590
to this guy right here, yeah?
Yeah.
641
00:28:37,258 --> 00:28:39,760
Thank you for serving Jury Duty.
642
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,096
Yeah. It's my-- Oh, wait, actually.
643
00:28:42,096 --> 00:28:43,389
So because this wasn't real,
644
00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:45,349
I still could potentially
be called for jury duty.
645
00:28:45,349 --> 00:28:46,934
Damn it.
646
00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:49,103
Okay. Good to know.
647
00:28:49,103 --> 00:28:50,146
Good to know.