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You are sequestered.
No outside company.
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One knock equals "I'm awake."
Two knocks equal "I'm going to bed."
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I'm sorry, Your Honor.
I-I have a lot going on. Uh...
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He's trying his best,
but things aren't working.
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Is this what the jury just saw?
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Unfortunately, yes.
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{\an8}Lo and behold, yesterday the judge
chose a foreperson.
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{\an8}He appointed me as it.
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{\an8}No surprise there.
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Um, like I said in my previous video,
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these responsibilities and duties
just tend to land on me.
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I know that I'm capable of doing them.
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Doesn't necessarily mean that I want to,
but it just tends to happen like that.
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{\an8}Todd is a very interesting individual.
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What the hell?
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Oh, hello. How are you?
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What are you doing?
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Yeah, Todd, what are these?
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I was just sitting before
we, uh, went off to court.
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Are they crutches?
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Uh, these are, um, uh,
chair pants, or chants.
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Today he showed up wearing chair pants,
which he calls "chants" to abbreviate.
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Hello.
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It's essentially two crutches...
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I'll just sit here.
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...that he's attached
to, like, kneepads,
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and then he's attached them
to his backside.
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You straight?
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Um, uh, sort of the straightness
is the difficulty of the lack of a bend.
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Jesus Christ.
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You need help, bro?
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I'm good.
You're struggling. Like...
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The only, um, part that, uh, is, uh,
slightly inconvenient about these
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is interacting with other chairs
when you're wearing them.
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You're a fool, bro.
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Um, but otherwise, they're whisper-quiet
and really convenient to use.
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Um, is everyone ready to go?
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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You good?
You look uncomfortable right now.
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Oh, I'm, uh, feeling good.
I'm ready to go to court.
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Uh, I'll just get the...
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I-I-I got it, bro.
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Thank you.
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Yeah, I was bummed at first
'cause I couldn't go on my vacation,
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{\an8}but, uh, my girlfriend is there now
with her friends,
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so I think that's fun.
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Who is she even there with?
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Ahh, she's there with her friends Brenna,
Francisca, and her friend Cody,
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who I don't know, but...
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Um... they're all just like
a nice... little girl group.
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Is Cody a girl?
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Yeah.
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Are you sure about that?
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She might be there with a guy.
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What?
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{\an8}I know a lot of Codys, actually,
and all of them are guys.
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Cody Junket, he...
his family lived outside, actually,
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and he was, like,
always dirty all the time.
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Agent Cody Banks.
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Cody Bryant.
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Shoot. Schwing.
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What is that?
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So he sits on them.
They're a chair for him.
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He sits on that?
Yes.
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{\an8}No. No.
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'Cause there's not enough chairs in there.
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{\an8}No.
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{\an8}Confidential.
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That means "top secret."
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For my eyes only.
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It's called Lone Pine.
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This is the script from the director--
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Almost said his name.
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I'm gonna be busy reading.
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Okay.
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Isn't it cutting off circulation?
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No, only to, um,
my genitals a little bit.
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It is?
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All rise.
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Trial court of the State of California
28th District now in session.
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{\an8}The Honorable Judge Alan Rosen presiding.
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{\an8}Good afternoon.
Please sit.
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First of all, the gentleman
who was injured over the weekend,
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uh, he's home from the hospital.
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Nothing life-threatening.
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He's on the mend, so good for him.
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But, uh...
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Are you standing up, sir?
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Uh, no, Your Honor, I'm sort of
in between standing and sitting.
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I-I'd like to sit.
I, uh, wanted to comply.
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What's the problem with the chair?
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There's no problem
with the chair, Your Honor.
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I'm just, um...
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Uh, I have to...
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I, uh, have, uh, um, an attachment,
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a device that I can't sit in the chair.
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On Sunday I had shown Todd
the movie A Bug's Life.
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It's about the bug
who's making these inventions.
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He's trying to introduce technology
into their lives.
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That's exactly what Todd is wanting to do.
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You know,
that's what he's passionate about.
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And I think it's really cool.
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So I showed him that movie
to kinda let him know that,
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you know, those people
tend to be misunderstood in society,
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just like it's portrayed in the movie.
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I feel like they do a perfect job.
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You know, he's kind of an outcast.
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People think he's a weirdo.
They push him off to the side.
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And all he's trying to do
is just help in his own way.
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Turn around.
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Sorry.
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Um, sorry, I'm, uh, caught.
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Nikki, did you see this?
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{\an8}I caught a glimpse
when I walked in, but I did...
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{\an8}I wouldn't have...
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Yeah.
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I can't have you wear that
in the courtroom, sir.
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I'm sorry.
Um, I'm sorry, Your Honor.
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Do you need to go to the restroom
or something?
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No, there's just a component
that, um, goes within my pants.
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So if I just, um, could stand
in the corner, I could--
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For privacy.
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Yeah, go ahead.
Thank you.
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Sorry.
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Are those crutches?
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Sorry. I'm sorry.
I meant to give you some privacy.
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Oh, my goodness.
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I've never seen anything like that.
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Happy Monday, Your Honor.
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Yeah, I hope you folks,
uh, had a nice weekend.
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I hope you kept yourselves occupied,
and we'll get started...
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Juror number two, do me a favor.
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Don't let this happen again.
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- This is kind of disruptive.
- My apologies, Your Honor.
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- Are you all settled now?
- Yes, Your Honor.
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Thank you.
- Thank you.
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Mr. Foreperson,
we can't have things like this going on.
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I need you to stay on top of this.
You understand?
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Yes, Your Honor.
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Okay.
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I was thinking about the fact that,
in the deliberation room, that previously
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there weren't enough chairs for
everyone to sit around the table together.
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But I wasn't thinking about
wearing them in the jury box.
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So I had to remove them in the courtroom,
and it was, uh, embarrassing for me.
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You doing all right, man?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
Sorry. I was just embarrassed.
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Dude, don't worry about it, man.
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No, you're fine.
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Shit happens.
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You know what?
You take some risks sometimes, you know?
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Not all of them pay off.
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It's true.
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{\an8}And no one could see you
take them off, uh,
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{\an8}in the corner where you were stood.
We weren't looking.
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I saw.
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If you don't like the sensation
of getting, um, salt on your hand.
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Cody's a girl's name. No?
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Cody can be boy or girl.
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I have a nephew named Cody.
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There's a sophomore.
I teach a sophomore named Cody.
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It's a girl.
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All right, that's what I'm saying.
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"I-E" is different.
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There's some really interesting names
in this script.
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Wanna take a guess?
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Caleb? The name "Caleb."
Is that a guy or a girl?
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I would guess it's a guy.
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He's right.
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I'm Caleb.
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Looks like we worked that out.
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My neighbor has a dog
named Cody, if that helps.
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{\an8}- Boy or girl?
- It is a girl.
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I have a friend named Cody.
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Ravi, you have a friend named Cody?
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{\an8}But we don't wanna
make you feel bad either.
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Ask your girlfriend
if Cody's a boy or girl. That's simple.
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Cody's a girl. Cody's definitely a girl.
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Oh, shit!
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Sorry.
Jump scare.
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That got me.
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- Counsel for the plaintiff.
- Ready, Your Honor.
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Are you prepared
to call your first witness?
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- I call Jacqui Hilgrove.
- Okay.
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Would you mind
introducing yourself to the jury?
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{\an8}My name is
Jacquiline Claudia Vivian Hilgrove.
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{\an8}But, um, if it's okay with you,
I'm used to people calling me Jacqui.
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{\an8}And what's the name of your company?
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It's, uh, it's Cinnamon Sparrow.
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I'm actually wearing
one of our pieces today.
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This is, um...
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This is from our vintage line, 1940s.
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Um, this is made out
of recycled burlap sacks,
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and then the belt looks like
it's actually snakeskin, but it's not.
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It's dehydrated mango fibers
and cacti. Yeah.
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Yes, her burlap sack dress,
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{\an8}accompanied with her
dehydrated avocado and cacti belt,
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{\an8}was seriously to die for.
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{\an8}What was the ideology behind
your company, Cinnamon Sparrow?
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{\an8}I wanted to save the world.
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{\an8}I want to make it a better place
for our parents and our grandparents
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{\an8}and our great-great-grandparents
and our children,
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which I don't have any
'cause I'm married to my work.
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But if you have children,
I wanted, you know, to save them.
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So her clothing she makes is edible?
Is this what I got from that?
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No, it's eco-conscious.
- This belt was a papaya?
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No. Dehydrated mango and cacti.
Mango, but--
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So is it edible or no?
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It's hydrated.
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It means they, like, run water over it
to make it really smooth.
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If you put water on it,
then it would turn back into a mango.
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Does it expire
if you don't refrigerate it?
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I don't know.
- What?
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That's what I was confused about.
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Either way, she was snatched.
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How would you
characterize your reputation,
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uh, prior to July 19th, 2021?
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Beyond reproach.
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Was there a time when that changed?
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Yes. It was...
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{\an8}the night he destroyed my career,
my business, and my mental health.
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{\an8}Going back to Jacqui,
she reminded me there was essence,
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{\an8}not looks, uh,
not even in a sexual attraction way,
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{\an8}but there were moments where, uh,
it reminded me of my wife, Sonia,
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and I think that's what
kept my attention during that.
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You know those
environmental catastrophe films
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where people are on the beach
and they're living, laughing,
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loving life, and then the tsunami comes
and destroys everything?
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Well, that was my life.
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But, um, in my movie,
in the beginning, the whole town
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wanted to work with me,
and then they didn't.
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{\an8}It felt like it was really
just rich white lady problems,
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but I did kind of feel bad for her.
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What is this document?
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This shows my gross sales
for the calendar year of 2021.
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And what do you notice
from July to December 2021?
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I lost everything.
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Barbara can't stay awake.
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She is literally falling asleep
in the juror box.
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It was either five or six times in total
Jeannie and I had to wake Barbara.
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Do you solemnly swear
that the testimony you are about to give
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shall be the truth
and nothing but the truth,
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under penalty of perjury?
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I do.
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Would you mind
stating your name for the jury?
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{\an8}Randall Cody Schiller.
246
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And who is your current employer?
247
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Cinnamon Sparrow.
248
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,293
It's his middle name.
249
00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:51,586
How long have
you worked for Ms. Hilgrove?
250
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:52,504
I know, but he's still a boy.
251
00:11:52,504 --> 00:11:53,422
Since 2008.
252
00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:54,923
It doesn't count.
253
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:58,343
Suite Life of Zack and Cody,
I just thought of that.
254
00:11:58,343 --> 00:12:00,262
Fictional people don't count.
255
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:03,432
I mean, it was interesting
hearing that guy, uh,
256
00:12:03,432 --> 00:12:06,309
hearing that guy Cody, but that's
actually not his first name.
257
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:07,769
I guess he doesn't really count as Cody.
258
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:10,689
He's a Randall, so...
259
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,524
Ronald, I saw you smiling...
260
00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:16,278
No. Nothing.
No comment.
261
00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:19,698
Do you know how the defendant
came to work at Cinnamon Sparrow?
262
00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:20,907
I hired him.
263
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,951
And I regret it to this day.
264
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,327
Should've never done it.
265
00:12:24,327 --> 00:12:26,538
Mr. Schiller, what did I just hand you?
266
00:12:26,538 --> 00:12:28,081
This is the incident report.
267
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,459
Could you read what you wrote?
268
00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,919
"Injured party found unresponsive,
269
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covered in destroyed property.
270
00:12:35,130 --> 00:12:39,759
When he became responsive,
he blurted out, 'My bad, that's on me.'
271
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,928
Also of note,
he had emptied his bowels."
272
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,515
So earlier you said
that he urinated on himself.
273
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,601
- Well, he could've done both.
- But that was your observation?
274
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,602
Yeah.
275
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,562
- Did you say it could have been both?
- It could have been both.
276
00:12:50,562 --> 00:12:52,105
I didn't check him, you know.
277
00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:55,150
But it was wet in the front
and there was a stain.
278
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:59,404
{\an8}Listen, I didn't mind being the alternate,
but now we got defecation,
279
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:01,072
{\an8}there's a lady named Jacquis.
280
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:04,409
I'm in it. I'm in it.
281
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:14,085
{\an8}If you were to have to describe
Mr. Morris's state when he came to
282
00:13:14,085 --> 00:13:16,671
from being passed out,
would you describe his state
283
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:19,299
as excited or nervous
or calm and collected?
284
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,759
How would you phrase that?
285
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:21,676
Out of it.
286
00:13:21,676 --> 00:13:25,972
He was just, like, lying there with
his tongue out and his eyes rolled back.
287
00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:29,226
And when we pulled back the T-shirts,
we saw that he...
288
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:30,977
- he urinated on himself.
- Sure. Yeah. Yeah.
289
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:34,022
And there was a stain
around his crotch area.
290
00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:37,359
He smelled. The alcohol and marijuana
kind of smelled like asparagus.
291
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,319
You know when you eat asparagus before...
292
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:42,739
uh, the night before,
just the urine...
293
00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,407
Thank you, sir. Uh...
Yeah, thank you, sir.
294
00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:47,744
I don't really care for Trevor's hair.
295
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:52,749
Um, and I'm not here to judge,
but I just don't like him as a person.
296
00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:55,877
Your Honor, I call Dr. Aiden Samuels.
297
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:57,921
Sir.
298
00:13:57,921 --> 00:13:59,422
Approach the bench, sir.
299
00:14:00,090 --> 00:14:04,261
Prior to July 19th, 2021,
300
00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:07,347
how often would you say
that you saw Ms. Hilgrove?
301
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,640
Every other week.
302
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:12,310
Could you describe
the nature of those initial visits?
303
00:14:13,979 --> 00:14:14,980
Um...
304
00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:20,026
With love addiction, polyamory,
305
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:22,279
- or multiple sex partners...
- No--
306
00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:24,990
...or bicurious--
Actually, let me rephrase.
307
00:14:24,990 --> 00:14:27,576
I was talking specifically
with regard to the severity
308
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:30,120
of my client's depression
at the time when you--
309
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,455
Oh, oh, sorry. Mild.
310
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:37,919
And how frequently were you
seeing her post-July 21 till now even?
311
00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:42,132
It drastically changed from that
to phone calls, messages,
312
00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:44,759
anywhere from nine to 12 times a week.
313
00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:47,178
I have no further questions, Your Honor.
314
00:14:47,178 --> 00:14:49,264
Thank you. Counsel.
315
00:14:52,851 --> 00:14:56,688
Pre-incident, you said
she was feeling a bit of anxiety.
316
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:57,772
Yeah.
317
00:14:57,772 --> 00:14:59,524
Could you care
to elaborate on that for us a bit?
318
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,442
Sure.
319
00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:05,238
The change in her was so drastic
that it was...
320
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,781
it was alarming.
321
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,452
I am awake.
322
00:15:18,627 --> 00:15:21,504
I'm only calling you
because you're the foreman.
323
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,256
Has she been sleeping a lot?
324
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:26,843
I think this is like the fourth
or fifth time we've hit her today.
325
00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:29,471
Have we caught her right away or--
326
00:15:29,471 --> 00:15:33,141
I wanna make sure she's not
missing the bulk of the testimony.
327
00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:37,228
That one I couldn't tell 'cause she was--
her back was to me, so I don't know.
328
00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:40,732
If you're able to,
to try to keep an eye on her, I--
329
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:41,650
Thanks.
330
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:44,235
I was just looking at my blouse.
331
00:15:44,235 --> 00:15:49,074
I just was looking down
because it was uninteresting.
332
00:15:49,074 --> 00:15:51,826
And every time I looked down,
somebody would poke me
333
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,578
like they thought I was asleep.
334
00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,705
I was maybe asleep one time.
335
00:15:56,665 --> 00:16:00,960
I don't want them to keep yelling at me.
I didn't think I was asleep.
336
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,588
The judge, he just said,
"Just make sure her eyes stay open."
337
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:05,340
So the only thing
he's looking for is your eyes.
338
00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:06,257
Oh.
339
00:16:06,257 --> 00:16:08,176
That's why I keep touching you,
'cause he's pointing at me.
340
00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,719
So I don't know if you're sleeping or not.
341
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:11,429
He's just pointing at me to point at you.
342
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:14,516
She's pointing at me.
She poked me.
343
00:16:14,516 --> 00:16:16,434
I know, 'cause the judge
is looking at us,
344
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:18,561
asking us to wake you up.
345
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:22,649
To stay awake, if you want,
the way that your brain gets tired
346
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:26,027
is because the oxygen content
in your brain isn't going as much.
347
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:29,197
So if your heart pumps more blood
and puts more oxygen in your brain,
348
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:34,244
and that's what a stimulant, like, um,
coffee or methamphetamine or cocaine,
349
00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:35,704
- those will all do--
- That's what I'm thinking.
350
00:16:35,704 --> 00:16:37,122
Okay. Got it.
351
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:45,046
I really don't know what's going on.
I couldn't, uh...
352
00:16:45,046 --> 00:16:46,798
I couldn't talk to Heidi again last night.
353
00:16:46,798 --> 00:16:49,551
Wait. Does Heidi have an Instagram?
354
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,970
I'm not on Instagram, but she has it.
355
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,514
You know, Christine out there,
she was like,
356
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:57,100
"I can help you look on the Internet
if you want."
357
00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:01,521
We could go look on her phone
and see if Heidi is following anyone.
358
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:05,608
You've just been, like, sad
since we talked about that.
359
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,360
I feel like it could give you
some peace of mind.
360
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,528
Hey, Ronald.
361
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,280
I talked to you
about this Cody thing.
362
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,531
I wouldn't trip, but that's just me.
363
00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:12,615
And this is, like, nothing, right?
364
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,909
Like, I don't need to be
looking through her social media
365
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:16,453
to, like, figure out...
366
00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,079
It just depends on how much
you trust your girl, you know?
367
00:17:18,079 --> 00:17:19,205
That's what I'm saying.
368
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,915
I mean, I trust her.
I'm just, like...
369
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:22,041
Well, then don't go through her shit.
370
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:24,294
As soon as you start going
through your shit, it becomes a habit.
371
00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:25,920
You don't want to do it,
just don't do it then.
372
00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:26,838
Yeah.
373
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,923
Yeah, I've been on both sides of that.
374
00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:29,841
Oh, yeah.
375
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:33,678
I feel like you could just see
if she's friends with him.
376
00:17:36,431 --> 00:17:38,516
This is ridiculous.
377
00:17:41,227 --> 00:17:44,856
So, basically, Jeannie made friends
with the security officer, Christine,
378
00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:46,816
and now they're trying
to go through Heidi's Instagram
379
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,485
to see if she's friends with any Codys,
380
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:51,362
just, like, gathering visual evidence
to make sure that they're girls,
381
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,281
which I'm already, like, 99% sure.
382
00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:56,826
Okay, so Heidi does have a friend
named Cody, but the account is private,
383
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,120
and the little circle that
shows you who you are--
384
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,038
It's a girl.
385
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:01,581
No, it's of a sunset.
386
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,833
So now we had
to put in a friend request,
387
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:07,670
and we're waiting for...
Christine to be accepted.
388
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:12,675
Also, I saw Heidi's friend Francisca,
and she's so ugly.
389
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,385
She's, like, ugly.
390
00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,430
How do you stand that long?
391
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,349
- How do I stand that long?
- Yeah.
392
00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:22,560
Well, these shoes are made for standing.
Nah, it's fine.
393
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,103
Wow.
Yeah.
394
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,022
I don't know if you remember
what I was wearing yesterday.
395
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,273
I had, um, attachments.
396
00:18:27,273 --> 00:18:29,192
I saw what you was wearing yesterday.
397
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:31,277
But if you wanted to use them--
No.
398
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,654
Okay.
You know what, though?
399
00:18:32,654 --> 00:18:36,407
I do want to say I feel like
you're a low-key genius.
400
00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:39,077
'Cause the stuff you be saying...
401
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,620
That's really kind.
Thank you.
402
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,872
Take ownership of that.
Somebody just called you a genius.
403
00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:45,792
If somebody called me a genius,
I'd be like, "Thank you."
404
00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:47,085
Thank you.
Let's try it.
405
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:48,962
You know, you're a low-key genius.
406
00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:50,797
Uh, thank you.
407
00:18:52,006 --> 00:18:54,050
Would you please
introduce yourself to the jury?
408
00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:57,428
{\an8}Um, hi.
I'm Genevieve Telford-Warren.
409
00:18:57,428 --> 00:18:59,806
Can you describe for
the ladies and gentlemen of the jury
410
00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:02,308
what it is that you do for a living,
Ms. Telford-Warren?
411
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,393
Sure.
412
00:19:03,393 --> 00:19:07,230
I am a social media brand ambassador
for myself for my own account
413
00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:10,316
and for a third-party account as well,
which belongs to my dog,
414
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:14,320
who's a pet, who I do also
brand negotiation deals for him as well.
415
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:19,367
And I do DJing also for party and events
and corporate and personal and public.
416
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,494
And I do also certified--
417
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,330
I'm a lash tech also,
but I haven't really done that in a while,
418
00:19:24,330 --> 00:19:26,666
but I'm still certified to do it.
419
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:29,711
And I also just do negotiating
brand deals for my own account as well,
420
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:31,546
and commercial acting as well,
421
00:19:31,546 --> 00:19:34,507
as well as modeling
and some acting as well.
422
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:35,967
That's great.
423
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:39,929
When Genevieve was talking,
I, like, really just wanted to fight her.
424
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:42,265
Like, I just wanted to hit her. Yeah.
425
00:19:42,265 --> 00:19:43,725
Do you know Ms. Jacqui Hilgrove?
426
00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:45,351
Yes.
427
00:19:45,351 --> 00:19:46,436
How did you meet?
428
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,937
We met on Instagram.
429
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,857
Because one of my accounts
is for the pet awareness,
430
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,359
which is, like,
combating toxic beliefs,
431
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,987
like when people say,
"Adopt, don't shop."
432
00:19:55,987 --> 00:19:59,532
However, trying to bring to light to
people that also those dogs that we buy,
433
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,826
like, those dogs
also need to have a good home,
434
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:04,662
and so I had posted
on my Instagram account,
435
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:07,206
like, a different motto
that was, like,
436
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,500
"Adopt if you want,
but don't forget to shop."
437
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,837
And I was getting lots of, like,
narsty comments and stuff from that,
438
00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:15,673
and so Jacqui had come
to support me in the comments.
439
00:20:15,673 --> 00:20:17,675
And then I DMed her,
like, "Thanks, girl."
440
00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:19,969
And then she DMed me back,
like, "Thanks. No problem, girl."
441
00:20:19,969 --> 00:20:21,971
And then we started talking,
and that's when we knew
442
00:20:21,971 --> 00:20:23,973
we had mutuals,
and so we went to a birthday party.
443
00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:26,142
Anybody else felt like that?
444
00:20:26,142 --> 00:20:28,353
You just wanted to...
Exactly. Maybe pinch her.
445
00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:29,646
Right in the throat.
446
00:20:30,688 --> 00:20:35,151
Was there a time when Jacqui
asked you to make an introduction
447
00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:37,070
to a famous influencer friend of yours?
448
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:37,987
Yes.
449
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,364
On her behalf?
- Yes.
450
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,366
Can you describe who this person is?
451
00:20:41,366 --> 00:20:42,283
She's, like...
452
00:20:42,283 --> 00:20:43,409
She has the most--
453
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:45,745
almost the most amount of followers
that you could have.
454
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,580
And so followers,
when you follow someone else,
455
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,582
you're basically saying,
like, "I think you're better than me."
456
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,459
So, like, if that influencer
has the most,
457
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:56,547
that means most of everybody in this room
knows or thinks she's better than us,
458
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:57,465
which is true.
459
00:20:57,465 --> 00:21:00,134
So then when she says stuff like that,
then we're like, "Okay."
460
00:21:01,219 --> 00:21:03,096
All right, so check it.
This is what happened, right?
461
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:05,807
Jacqui had a contract, you know,
to make a bunch of shirts
462
00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:09,018
for this important influencer lady's
big event, right?
463
00:21:09,018 --> 00:21:11,396
{\an8}But Jacqui's lawyer
is alleging that the defendant
464
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:13,564
came to work drunk and high
465
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:16,317
and printed a whole bunch of gibberish
on the shirts,
466
00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,194
and now all the shirts are unusable.
467
00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:19,445
Allegedly.
468
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:24,117
I'm gonna show you
a series of tweets from the influencer.
469
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:26,202
Can you read it?
Yes.
470
00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:28,830
"@cinnamon
I can't even. Never again."
471
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:30,748
Exhibit number four.
472
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:31,666
"@cinnamon
473
00:21:31,666 --> 00:21:35,044
When you give someone a chance
and they literally slap you in the face."
474
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,462
Exhibit number 31.
475
00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,423
"@cinnamon"...
476
00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:41,551
um, bones with more bones,
and then just the bones,
477
00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:43,720
and then bones with other bones.
478
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:47,265
What do you think it meant
when the influencer said,
479
00:21:47,265 --> 00:21:50,101
"I can't even, never again"?
480
00:21:50,101 --> 00:21:51,602
It means, like, she can't.
481
00:21:51,602 --> 00:21:54,355
She couldn't even, ever,
and never again.
482
00:21:55,356 --> 00:21:57,025
What about "@cinnamon
483
00:21:57,025 --> 00:21:58,609
Nothing about this is okay"?
484
00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:00,945
Like, it's bad, and it's not okay.
485
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:03,990
How about "@cinnamon
Canceling my order"?
486
00:22:03,990 --> 00:22:06,409
Like, they made an order,
and now they're gonna cancel it.
487
00:22:06,409 --> 00:22:09,162
And finally, how about
"@cinnamon
488
00:22:09,162 --> 00:22:10,997
I will never shop there again"?
489
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:13,207
They're probably never
gonna shop there again.
490
00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:16,002
Do any of these tweets surprise you?
491
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,045
No.
492
00:22:17,045 --> 00:22:18,421
Why is that?
493
00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:22,592
Because she beefed it pretty hard,
494
00:22:22,592 --> 00:22:26,846
and so then people didn't wanna be
engaging with her stuff anymore.
495
00:22:26,846 --> 00:22:27,972
No offense.
496
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:30,391
Pardon me.
Juror number five.
497
00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:33,978
This is becoming a real problem.
498
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:36,981
Juror number six,
you're the foreperson,
499
00:22:36,981 --> 00:22:39,817
and it's your duty
to keep the jury in line.
500
00:22:39,817 --> 00:22:41,360
Are you capable of doing that?
501
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,779
Yes, Your Honor.
502
00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:45,865
Okay, you know what?
Let's take 15 minutes for coffee.
503
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,993
And madam,
I suggest two cups for you.
504
00:23:01,672 --> 00:23:03,341
I really need you to stay awake, Barbara.
505
00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:05,218
Judge is not happy.
506
00:23:05,218 --> 00:23:08,096
I took a little something to stay awake.
507
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:11,015
Nice. Did ya? Good!
Yeah.
508
00:23:11,015 --> 00:23:12,141
What'd ya take?
509
00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:14,143
It's a cookie.
- Oh.
510
00:23:14,143 --> 00:23:17,105
It has sativa in it and Dexedrine.
511
00:23:17,105 --> 00:23:19,899
- It's gonna be good.
- There you go. There you go.
512
00:23:25,530 --> 00:23:26,447
Thank you.
513
00:23:26,447 --> 00:23:27,573
Just in case.
514
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:29,575
You are so nice.
515
00:23:29,575 --> 00:23:32,328
As long as you don't fall asleep.
516
00:23:32,328 --> 00:23:34,080
Don't worry.
517
00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,790
Okay.
518
00:23:35,790 --> 00:23:37,792
Please call your next witness.
519
00:23:37,792 --> 00:23:39,585
Your Honor, I call Martin Lee.
520
00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:40,878
Approach the bench, sir.
521
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,799
{\an8}This machine is almost foolproof.
522
00:23:44,799 --> 00:23:48,219
{\an8}And so there are sensors on the machine
that would automatically shut it down.
523
00:23:48,219 --> 00:23:52,598
The employee would have
to actively shut the machine down
524
00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:54,600
because it does give them a warning.
525
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:58,187
So the employee chose
to force the machine to stay on
526
00:23:58,187 --> 00:24:00,523
and keep running
until it was broken.
527
00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:02,567
That is correct.
528
00:24:02,567 --> 00:24:05,945
Do you know how much
it cost to repair the CDU?
529
00:24:05,945 --> 00:24:07,822
A little under 200,000.
530
00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:09,824
How do you know how much it cost?
531
00:24:09,824 --> 00:24:11,284
I manufactured it.
532
00:24:11,284 --> 00:24:12,201
Oh.
533
00:24:12,201 --> 00:24:14,453
Can you tell
the ladies and gentlemen of the jury
534
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:18,416
what the cause of the failure
of the machine was?
535
00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:23,004
Well, my opinion is that it's impossible
for this machine to malfunction
536
00:24:23,004 --> 00:24:24,922
without deliberate user error.
537
00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:28,634
Dr. Lee said that
without human intervention
538
00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:30,678
that the machine
couldn't make a mistake,
539
00:24:30,678 --> 00:24:35,433
which I thought was very interesting
and I'm excited to see more of that.
540
00:24:37,059 --> 00:24:39,187
Counsel, any other witnesses?
541
00:24:39,187 --> 00:24:41,939
Your Honor,
at this time, the plaintiff rests.
542
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:44,233
Hey, hey.
543
00:24:47,695 --> 00:24:48,529
Sorry.
544
00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:54,368
I wish it was somebody's birthday.
545
00:24:54,368 --> 00:24:55,536
Why?
546
00:24:55,536 --> 00:24:58,289
'Cause then we'd have cake.
All rise.
547
00:24:58,289 --> 00:24:59,707
Folks, it's getting late.
548
00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:02,460
I think it's probably best
if we adjourn for the day,
549
00:25:02,460 --> 00:25:05,671
and we'll begin with defense's case
first thing in the morning.
550
00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:08,799
I appreciate your excitement.
551
00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:10,801
And Mr. Foreperson,
552
00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:15,389
I appreciate you keeping everybody
orderly and attentive today.
553
00:25:15,389 --> 00:25:17,350
Barbara was doing great today.
554
00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:19,310
I watched her actively take notes.
555
00:25:19,310 --> 00:25:21,062
She was on her A game.
She brought it today.
556
00:25:21,062 --> 00:25:23,814
- Very proud of her.
- Aw.
557
00:25:23,814 --> 00:25:25,316
What do you think
the difference was today?
558
00:25:25,316 --> 00:25:28,402
Maybe she just finally took
some interest in the case, I guess.
559
00:25:28,402 --> 00:25:30,529
Maybe now that things
have actually started going, she's...
560
00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:34,033
You know, it's enough
to keep her attentive and alert.
561
00:25:41,499 --> 00:25:42,917
He just posted this.
562
00:25:51,342 --> 00:25:53,552
I don't know if you wanna
look at that right now.
563
00:25:56,973 --> 00:25:58,349
That's your girlfriend?
564
00:25:58,349 --> 00:26:00,893
I mean, yeah, that's my girlfriend,
but who is that?
565
00:26:00,893 --> 00:26:02,436
Who is that?
566
00:26:02,436 --> 00:26:03,604
Cody. Code Red.
567
00:26:03,604 --> 00:26:05,815
She looked up a Cody.
568
00:26:08,442 --> 00:26:09,527
Yeah.
569
00:26:10,611 --> 00:26:13,531
We saw a picture of Cody,
this guy who, um...
570
00:26:13,531 --> 00:26:15,783
had a boner.
571
00:26:15,783 --> 00:26:17,493
That could be
someone's cousin, maybe,
572
00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:19,954
or her friend Brenna
I think maybe has a brother.
573
00:26:19,954 --> 00:26:21,914
So that could be.
He maybe just, like, went on the trip.
574
00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:24,750
No. His name is Code Red. That's Cody.
575
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:27,211
If I was Noah, I'd... you guys up,
not my girlfriend.
576
00:26:27,211 --> 00:26:28,671
They shouldn't be
putting that shit in your head.
577
00:26:28,671 --> 00:26:29,630
I'm sorry, dude. It looks like she--
578
00:26:29,630 --> 00:26:30,548
That's your girl?
579
00:26:30,548 --> 00:26:31,632
Yeah.
Yeah, but--
580
00:26:31,632 --> 00:26:32,717
I wouldn't trip about it, man.
581
00:26:32,717 --> 00:26:34,468
Who's the owner of the boner?
582
00:26:34,468 --> 00:26:37,138
Sometimes if you do a panoramic,
if you're pulling it
583
00:26:37,138 --> 00:26:39,265
and if you pull it too fast,
it stretches it out.
584
00:26:39,265 --> 00:26:41,309
That could be
a situation right there on the pants.
585
00:26:41,309 --> 00:26:43,602
She don't have a big booty,
but he got a big-ass dick.
586
00:26:43,602 --> 00:26:44,687
Right. Both would be distorted.
587
00:26:44,687 --> 00:26:47,565
I just feel like just because
there's a guy on the trip,
588
00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:50,318
it doesn't mean that there's
anything happening between them.
589
00:26:50,318 --> 00:26:53,904
No, but the caption is,
"I'm in heaven with a real-life angel.
590
00:26:53,904 --> 00:26:55,156
Hashtag blessed."
591
00:26:55,156 --> 00:26:56,240
Hashtag boner.
592
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:59,285
I mean, "blessed" takes on a couple
of different meanings here, doesn't it?
593
00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:01,704
Who is Code red, though?
- Code Red, I'm assuming, is Cody.
594
00:27:01,704 --> 00:27:03,831
We don't even know
what that is in his pants.
595
00:27:03,831 --> 00:27:04,749
We don't know.
596
00:27:04,749 --> 00:27:06,876
Clearly, he has an erection.
597
00:27:06,876 --> 00:27:09,962
This is a filter.
They used the penis app on this.
598
00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:13,716
I think that's the one thing
that's not, uh, arguable.
599
00:27:23,976 --> 00:27:25,895
I wouldn't worry about it, dude.
600
00:27:27,897 --> 00:27:29,732
Thanks, man.
601
00:27:29,732 --> 00:27:33,194
I mean, it's just a thing.
When you're in Mexico, you...
602
00:27:33,194 --> 00:27:35,529
She'll go get reamed for a week and...
603
00:27:37,073 --> 00:27:41,577
But she'll get that out of her system
and she'll go follow her heart.
604
00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:43,454
And that's gonna lead her back to you.
605
00:27:46,082 --> 00:27:47,541
Okay.
That's my two cents.
606
00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:48,626
Thanks.
607
00:27:57,510 --> 00:27:59,303
On the next episode of Jury Duty.
608
00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:02,139
"How much urine can
a Cinnamon Sparrow shirt absorb?"
609
00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:03,557
Is this a joke?
610
00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:04,975
Kick his ass.
611
00:28:04,975 --> 00:28:06,352
Caleb's my character in Lone Pine.
612
00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:08,813
He's a real everyman,
you know, blue-collar worker.
613
00:28:08,813 --> 00:28:11,023
Ain't nobody gonna buy that.
You look like a jackass.
614
00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:14,402
I don't like the sensation
of being covered in goo.
615
00:28:14,402 --> 00:28:16,821
This is so freaking weird.
616
00:28:16,821 --> 00:28:18,948
I will arrest every last one of y'all.
617
00:28:20,783 --> 00:28:23,369
There's something wrong.
I'm as sober as a judge.
618
00:28:24,870 --> 00:28:28,999
I'm gonna make a movie out of the movie
that's being made here. This is insane.