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A NETFLIX SERIES
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[suspenseful music plays]
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And here is the White House, where--
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[retching]
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Oh God, that drunk again.
Avert your eyes, kids!
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Hey, kids, everything they teach you
in school is a lie.
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The Deep State is controlled
by my shithead father.
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Chemtrails trap you in the '80s,
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Minions are real. I have seen one.
I have touched one with my own hands!
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-[child screams]
-Oh my gosh, it's a bomb!
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Wait, are those Toblerones?
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Hey, hey, Reags.
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So are you… You good?
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I know it's your first day back
since your dad took over and all.
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Of course I'm okay.
What makes you think I'm not okay?
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Oh, God! [groans]
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Well, you did get a tramp stamp that says
"Mommy Likey Drinky" on it.
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Whoa, when did I get that?
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Life is just dreams turning to entropy,
you little shits!
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[laughs awkwardly]
She doesn't mean that, children!
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I do mean it!
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Dreams die! Santa is fake!
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But student debt is real!
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[sobs]
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You had to learn sometime, Braden.
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[PA system] Welcome to the new Cognito.
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Listen to me, Brett.
My dad is an amoral sociopath.
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Having him in charge
will literally destroy the world.
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[construction worker yells]
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Yeah. He's installed a lot of security
cameras in the women's bathrooms.
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Rand Ridley is a dick!
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Shit talking detected.
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[woman screams]
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This is nauseating me, Brett,
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and for breakfast I had something
called a Bud Light Lime-A-Rita.
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[gasps] The refreshing Bud Light mist
with a tropical lime twist?
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Yeah.
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[Reagan gulps]
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[can rattles on ground]
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[burps]
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We have to do something.
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Don't worry. I mean,
Rand can't make things that different.
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Listen up, peons, everything's
gonna be different around here.
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and I don't give a shit.
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[everyone gasps]
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[Rand] Why are we taking orders
from mysterious robed assholes anyway?
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We don't even know who they are!
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From now on, we do what I say.
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Cognito is gonna reclaim its glory days.
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[cheering]
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Then Cognito's gonna reclaim its ex-wife,
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and its daughter,
and its original, beautiful hairline!
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Uh, yeah?
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This is going to be the most globally
damaging midlife crisis since Elon Musk.
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-[Rand] Hey, get to the War Room, you two.
-[gasping]
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Oh my God, his kimono's open.
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-I can't unsee that.
-Don't barf because then I'm gonna barf.
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We'll have to hold it. I'm vomiting!
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[upbeat music plays]
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[retching]
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[all gasp]
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Jesus, is that Reagan?
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I have never seen someone
mistreat their body like this,
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and I'm from Atlanta.
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We deep-fry iced tea.
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You guys know that I can hear you, right?
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[Reagan groans]
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I'm drunk, I'm not deaf.
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Greetings, Hench-ployees.
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Now that J.R.'s finally rotting away
in some shadow prison,
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the Ridley regime can officially begin!
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First up, my enemies list.
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It's long.
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Not so fast!
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[thuds]
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Are you guys really gonna sit here
and take orders from my dad?
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In a week, he's gonna have us
assassinating Postmates drivers
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for getting his Taco Bell order wrong.
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The fate of the world is at stake.
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Hey, the Taco Bell thing
is not a bad idea.
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Intern three, write that down.
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Intern four, assassinate intern three
if he writes it down wrong.
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[Myc] Did you guys see they replaced
all the watercoolers with vodka?
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Best day ever! [laughs]
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Are you trying to Jerry Maguire us
right now? [laughs]
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This must be so embarrassing for you.
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Uh, sorry, Reagan.
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Having one evil white guy in charge
versus another evil white guy?
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Uh, not that different.
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[everyone talks at once]
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[Myc] I just thought J.R. got Lasik.
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But…
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[ominous music plays]
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Ah, did you really think you could
launch a coup against me, sweetie?
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That's adorable.
You're just like your old man.
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I am nothing like you!
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[cans clatter on table]
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[Myc] Oh, so this is
what rock bottom looks like.
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More tropical than I thought.
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Give my daughter a timeout.
Somewhere she can get her head straight.
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-[Reagan grunts]
-Oh, and, uh, nothing higher than a three.
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[Reagan grunts]
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[panting] Reagan, wait!
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Thanks for all the help out there,
Brett-adict Arnold.
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This situation
scares the crap out of me, man!
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Well, Brett is here
to "care" the crap out of you.
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What? "Anonymous Anonymous"?
What the hell is this?
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but maybe with help
you could change your outlook.
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How about you keep tasing me instead?
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[distorted speech]
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Oops, let's switch off
those Anony-collars.
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This is a safe space.
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Let's go around the circle
and share why we're here.
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-Hey, everyone. I'm Sasquatch.
-[all] Hi, Sasquatch.
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Hi, Sasquatch.
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I feel like no one cares who I am anymore.
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I saw this kid in the woods the other day
and he goes, "Hey, Mom, it's Chewbacca."
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Fucking Chewbacca? He's not even real.
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[man] Anyone I ever get close to
goes insane.
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I think it has something
to do with my relationship with my mother.
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I'm former Governor Jesse Ventura,
and I wanna know some things.
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Like are any of us real?
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Does happiness exist?
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Will I ever love myself?
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I'm just asking questions!
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Hello, I'm Richard.
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I'm a raging alcoholic
and I think I'm at the wrong meeting.
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Reagan, how about you?
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Fuck, this is so lame.
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Well, my dad stole my big promotion,
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he erased my memories,
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and I just tried to stage a coup
and nobody had my fucking back!
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Honey, I have been there.
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Right now, you must be thinking,
"Do I murder them?"
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"How many of them do I murder?"
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Yeah, I am.
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Oh, cry me a river.
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Excuse me?
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You know who she is, right?
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That's the daughter of Rand Ridley.
Head of Cognito Inc.
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[group mutter]
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Yeah, Miss Nepotism case here is crying
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because she has to wait
a little bit longer for her dream job.
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Wow, dickbag, who the hell are you?
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Okay, this is supposed to be anonymous.
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Ron Staedtler. I've been wiping minds
for the Illuminati for ten years,
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and in my line of work,
there are no safe spaces.
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Oh God, here we go.
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You think having
a few memories deleted is hard?
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Try being the guy
who deletes those memories.
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Then you're the only one
who has to live with them.
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Wow, I thought you had to be cool
to work in the Illuminati.
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-Who let this dork in? Am I right?
-[Sasquatch laughs]
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And I thought you had to be smart
to work for the Deep State.
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Listen, asshole, I'm the smartest person
in this room.
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Guys, now there's a talking pillow
that determines who speaks.
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It's fluffy and relaxing.
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I know your type.
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You say you got into this job
to save the world,
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but all you care about is revenge.
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If you really wanted to save the world,
you'd do whatever it takes.
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[dramatic music plays]
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You know what, you're right.
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Looks like you sad sacks
did motivate me after all.
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To take down my father on my own!
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[dramatic music plays]
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Fine, I'm sorry for bringing a gun
to therapy.
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Again.
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[suspenseful music plays]
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Let's talk this week's mission.
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Bohemian Grove.
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Yes! Outdoor festival of the year!
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It's like Burning Man
but they actually burn men!
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Every year it brings together
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the six societies
that secretly rule the world.
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The Reptoids, the Atlanteans,
the Catholic Church,
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the Juggalos, for some reason,
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us, and of course,
our arch rivals, the Illuminati.
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Boo!
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So what's the deal
with the Illuminati again?
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They're the cooler version of us.
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This pompous d-bag is Dietrich Kluge,
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the head of the Illuminati.
And my mortal enemy.
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I hate that guy. Look how European he is.
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He's always making the Illuminati
fuck with Cognito.
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[Myc] Those artsy-fartsy
Bavarian bastards!
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Every year, he challenges us
to the Power Struggle.
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A competition for dominance
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where the loser literally
has to kiss the other guy's ring.
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J.R. always lost.
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Well, now that I'm in charge,
Cognito's going back on top
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and here's how!
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[all groan]
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Why's it so detailed?
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[Myc] So many balls!
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I'm gonna use Reagan's nanobots
to supercharge my body,
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giving me the strength,
speed and dexterity
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to destroy that prick Dietrich
once and for all.
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Huh. I'll show that prick in AA.
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I'll ruin Rand on my own.
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Oh, you're villain monologuing?
That's fun. What is that thing anyway?
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It's a VR glove that can
control Rand's nanobots.
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The second I activate it,
Rand will be my virtual puppet.
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It seems a little far-fetched.
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Could that even--
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-Then why are you hitting yourself?
-Ow, ow, ow!
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Stop it! Jesus,
I just wanted to chit-chat.
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[retches]
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I'm gonna sneak into Bohemian Grove
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and make sure Rand loses
the Power Struggle.
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When everyone sees how pathetic he is,
he'll be fired and I,
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I mean, the world, will be better for it.
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[Rand laughs]
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So do you have a plus-one or--?
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-No way in hell.
-Just checking.
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[electronic static]
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Who's ready to Bohemian "Groove"?
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[cheering]
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The annual Power Struggle
will begin shortly.
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And now, please welcome the six societies!
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They're a little wet,
they're a little wild,
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it's the Atlanteans!
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[Atlantean Gibberish]
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They wear sandals and create scandals.
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It's the Catholic Church!
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Mamma mia, Buca di Beppo
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Here comes the toast of the under-crust.
It's the Reptoids, honey!
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[bat squeaks]
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[gulps]
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And these jokers are wild!
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It's the Juggalos!
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♪ If magic is all we've ever known ♪
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Woop-woop! You bitches down to clown?
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We secretly control global finance!
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And next we have the losers
from last year's Power Games.
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The stuffed shirts from Washington.
I doubt they even showed up.
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[helicopter blades whir]
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[dramatic music plays]
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Top that entrance, motherfuckers!
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[rumbling]
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[mysterious music plays]
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[emcee] And finally,
we saved the best for last.
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The all-seeing, all-knowing,
all-partying Illuminati!
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[fan 1] I love you, Jay-Z.
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[fan 2] Queen Bey!
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[gasps] Lin Manuel!
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Illuminati confirmed!
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00:11:59,791 --> 00:12:00,958
[cheering]
249
00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:05,000
Ugh. Dietrich.
250
00:12:05,083 --> 00:12:08,916
Well, if it isn't the reheated leftovers
of Rand Ridley.
251
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:12,291
I thought they fired you for all of this.
252
00:12:12,375 --> 00:12:13,875
-[laughter]
-He's a mess.
253
00:12:13,958 --> 00:12:17,166
Dream on, Dietrich,
Cognito's more powerful than ever.
254
00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:19,250
We control the president, big oil,
255
00:12:19,333 --> 00:12:21,708
and I have a button
that can move the moon!
256
00:12:21,791 --> 00:12:26,416
Cute! But you're still the secret society
no one's ever heard of.
257
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:28,458
The Illuminati's a name brand.
258
00:12:28,541 --> 00:12:30,125
We make it rain, bitch.
259
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:33,500
Cognito controls the weather.
We literally make it rain.
260
00:12:33,583 --> 00:12:34,500
Okay, boomer.
261
00:12:34,583 --> 00:12:36,791
What? You're a thousand years old!
262
00:12:36,875 --> 00:12:39,708
I tell you what, if you can beat me
at this year's Power Struggle,
263
00:12:39,791 --> 00:12:41,708
I won't pants you in front of the Pope
264
00:12:41,791 --> 00:12:43,708
and Instagram it
for the whole shadow world.
265
00:12:43,791 --> 00:12:45,125
[laughter]
266
00:12:45,208 --> 00:12:47,333
You suck so hard! [laughs]
267
00:12:47,416 --> 00:12:49,583
[Myc] Oh shit, are you Poland?
268
00:12:49,666 --> 00:12:52,000
Because that German guy
straight-up owned you.
269
00:12:52,083 --> 00:12:53,166
Gah!
270
00:12:54,750 --> 00:12:58,083
Oh God, it's Lin Manuel Miranda. Hide me!
271
00:12:58,166 --> 00:13:02,041
[gasps] Gigi! I recognize your tired face
from your application selfie.
272
00:13:02,125 --> 00:13:03,791
[chuckles] You know about filters?
273
00:13:03,875 --> 00:13:05,958
She applied to work at the Illuminati?
274
00:13:06,041 --> 00:13:09,125
-[awkward chuckle] Only one or two--
-Hundred times?
275
00:13:09,208 --> 00:13:11,875
[laughter]
276
00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,458
If you need us,
we'll be in the room where it happens.
277
00:13:14,541 --> 00:13:15,458
Where what happens?
278
00:13:15,541 --> 00:13:18,166
If you have to ask, honey,
you'll never know!
279
00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:21,791
Ugh. That guy sucks!
280
00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:25,416
No wonder people pay $2,000 on StubHub
to watch him get shot.
281
00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:27,666
It's okay, Andre, just go have fun.
282
00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:31,000
I think I saw Jimmy Carter
scooping Viagra out of a big barrel.
283
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:33,958
Fuck that, Gigi,
we're getting back at those snobs.
284
00:13:34,041 --> 00:13:37,250
[Myc] Ugh,
other people's problems are boring.
285
00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:39,875
Feelings are for liberals
and baseball movies.
286
00:13:39,958 --> 00:13:41,708
Let's go party, Mushroom Man!
287
00:13:55,333 --> 00:13:59,333
We know you naughty aristocrats
love to destroy the Earth's resources,
288
00:13:59,416 --> 00:14:02,000
so get ready for our first event!
289
00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:04,208
The Lumberjack-off!
290
00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:06,500
[cheering]
291
00:14:06,583 --> 00:14:10,541
I see you, Jair Bolsonaro.
Let the games begin!
292
00:14:10,625 --> 00:14:12,458
Dietrich, how about a little toast.
293
00:14:12,541 --> 00:14:14,333
I could drink to your demise.
294
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,500
May the best man win.
295
00:14:17,083 --> 00:14:18,875
[suspenseful music plays]
296
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:21,958
All right.
297
00:14:22,041 --> 00:14:25,708
Okay, Dad, the glove is on
and the gloves are off.
298
00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:30,250
-[glass smashes]
-What the--?
299
00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:32,416
[Rand grunts]
300
00:14:33,666 --> 00:14:34,750
I can't watch!
301
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:37,333
What the hell?
This isn't supposed to be happening!
302
00:14:37,416 --> 00:14:41,083
Ha! Watch and see how it's done, axe-hole.
What the--?
303
00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:42,333
[dramatic music plays]
304
00:14:43,041 --> 00:14:45,250
-[audience gasps]
-My crotch! [groans]
305
00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:49,041
Well, that's what humans get
for keeping their gonads on the outside.
306
00:14:49,125 --> 00:14:50,833
It's just poor breeding.
307
00:14:50,916 --> 00:14:51,791
[laughter]
308
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:54,041
Wait, what the hell is happening to Kluge?
309
00:14:54,125 --> 00:14:56,708
What? What the… Impossible!
310
00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:00,875
You son of a bitch.
311
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:06,750
but I 'Mo-wanna' more money!"
312
00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:08,250
[laughs] I'm so rich!
313
00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:10,666
[laughter]
314
00:15:10,750 --> 00:15:13,958
Ugh. He brings so much joy to people.
It makes me sick.
315
00:15:14,041 --> 00:15:15,208
But what can we do?
316
00:15:15,291 --> 00:15:16,958
[sighs] If only there was a way
317
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:20,250
to give them the same crippling self-doubt
that I suffer from.
318
00:15:20,333 --> 00:15:21,291
That's it, Brett!
319
00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:24,000
Okay, here's what we do.
Now listen up, okay?
320
00:15:26,166 --> 00:15:28,375
[Myc] Ugh! This isn't virgin blood!
321
00:15:28,458 --> 00:15:32,000
Who the hell do I have to sacrifice
to get some service around here?
322
00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:33,916
I thought this was the VIP section!
323
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,000
Yes, Visually Inconvenient People.
324
00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,875
-[squawking]
-[gurgling]
325
00:15:39,958 --> 00:15:41,916
I'm Dermot Baldwin.
326
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,708
I didn't know I existed either!
327
00:15:44,791 --> 00:15:47,291
[Myc] You put us here because we're ugly?
328
00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:49,208
I'm a decorated war hero!
329
00:15:49,291 --> 00:15:50,916
My face is like a purple heart!
330
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,875
[Myc] I won't stand for this harassment,
pal. Don't walk away all sexy like that!
331
00:15:54,958 --> 00:15:56,875
Oh, it ain't so bad here, strangers.
332
00:15:56,958 --> 00:16:00,166
Perfect place to sit a spell
and masturbate with no one watching!
333
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:03,500
Yep, that's right,
I'm the masturbating Reptoid.
334
00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:04,916
We're three of a kind!
335
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:06,208
[Myc] Fuck me.
336
00:16:07,416 --> 00:16:09,583
Hey, what the fuck
do you think you're doing here?
337
00:16:09,666 --> 00:16:11,541
You're sabotaging my sabotage!
338
00:16:11,625 --> 00:16:14,833
Uh, you're the smartest one in the room.
You tell me.
339
00:16:14,916 --> 00:16:18,250
I'm not telling jack to a guy
who looks like an '80s supervillain.
340
00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:20,333
Yeah, says teen Bill Nye.
341
00:16:20,416 --> 00:16:22,458
Besides, I could ask you the same thing.
342
00:16:22,541 --> 00:16:24,416
My conspiracy is none of your business.
343
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:27,208
-And what the hell are those things?
-Hey! No, get off me!
344
00:16:27,291 --> 00:16:30,958
Lock and load, my pretties.
It's time for the manhunt!
345
00:16:31,041 --> 00:16:34,208
[crowd chanting]
Manhunt, manhunt, manhunt!
346
00:16:34,291 --> 00:16:35,291
[Reagan grunts]
347
00:16:36,333 --> 00:16:38,000
-[crowd] Manhunt!
-[Reagan grunts]
348
00:16:38,583 --> 00:16:40,750
-[crowd] Manhunt!
-Release the prisoner!
349
00:16:42,791 --> 00:16:43,625
[both strain]
350
00:16:43,708 --> 00:16:46,125
[crowd] Manhunt, manhunt!
351
00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:48,291
[groaning]
352
00:16:49,833 --> 00:16:52,666
Oh! Two times is so unlikely.
353
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,291
[groans]
354
00:16:55,416 --> 00:16:58,250
Impossible!
You're pulling some pagan bullshit on me!
355
00:16:58,333 --> 00:17:00,125
You let him get away, has-been!
356
00:17:00,208 --> 00:17:01,500
[Reagan strains]
357
00:17:01,583 --> 00:17:03,250
Hey, what are you two doing?
358
00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:09,041
Would you believe…
this is the second time… [groans]
359
00:17:09,125 --> 00:17:10,500
…I've been tased today?
360
00:17:10,583 --> 00:17:13,666
Judging by your personality…
[groans] …that sounds about right.
361
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,333
[both grunt]
362
00:17:19,208 --> 00:17:22,625
Who would be dumb enough
to get thrown in Bohemian Grove Jail?
363
00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:24,458
The righteous gotta stick together!
364
00:17:24,541 --> 00:17:26,125
-Alex Jones?
-Alex Jones?
365
00:17:26,208 --> 00:17:29,125
I got a plan to get us out of here,
but I need $25,000
366
00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:32,416
to invest in yak testosterone supplements
that will give me,
367
00:17:32,500 --> 00:17:36,208
now stay with me here,
time travel abilities!
368
00:17:36,291 --> 00:17:39,166
Great, now we're stuck here
with the school-shooting denier
369
00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:41,708
who looks like an orangutan
fucked a fire hydrant,
370
00:17:41,791 --> 00:17:44,875
because one of us couldn't keep our cool.
371
00:17:44,958 --> 00:17:46,708
Brave of you to admit that.
372
00:17:46,791 --> 00:17:50,583
Why were you trying
to sabotage your own company anyway?
373
00:17:50,666 --> 00:17:52,500
Eh, I don't want to talk about it.
374
00:17:52,583 --> 00:17:55,500
That's right, buddy,
you don't owe a woman a goddamn thing.
375
00:17:55,583 --> 00:17:57,583
Especially child support!
376
00:17:57,666 --> 00:18:00,791
Look, we gotta get out of here
before he takes his shirt off.
377
00:18:00,875 --> 00:18:02,958
Why does he do that?
Does he think it looks good?
378
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:05,791
Yeah, I think
he thinks it looks good. Truce?
379
00:18:06,625 --> 00:18:08,083
Temporary truce.
380
00:18:08,166 --> 00:18:11,166
I just need something I can use
to make a subliminal message.
381
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:12,541
Do you have a tape recorder?
382
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:15,625
Of course I do. I'm the only person left
who will listen to me!
383
00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:18,875
Cover your ears, okay?
384
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,541
What in the flat world? [groans]
385
00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:24,875
Nice work. Give it here.
386
00:18:27,875 --> 00:18:29,500
Nepotism this!
387
00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:31,166
[chuckles]
388
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:33,000
[tense music plays]
389
00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:37,791
Ooh, the Atlanteans are disqualified
for the illegal use of sonar!
390
00:18:37,875 --> 00:18:39,875
[angry gurgling]
391
00:18:39,958 --> 00:18:44,125
Only Rand Ridley and Dietrich Kluge
remain for the final round.
392
00:18:44,208 --> 00:18:46,041
I still have time to sabotage my boss.
393
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,000
Not if I sabotage mine first.
394
00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:48,916
[man] Hey! You!
395
00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:50,416
[both] Shit!
396
00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:53,458
Get them!
397
00:18:53,541 --> 00:18:55,541
[tense music plays]
398
00:18:57,791 --> 00:18:58,875
[Reagan grunts]
399
00:18:59,375 --> 00:19:01,333
Uh, you want to tase yourself.
400
00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:02,750
Tase myself.
401
00:19:02,833 --> 00:19:03,958
[yells]
402
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:08,666
-Staedtler, wine bottle, now!
-Should we talk about your drinking?
403
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,416
To hit him with, idiot!
404
00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:12,041
[guard groans]
405
00:19:12,125 --> 00:19:13,791
[tense music continues]
406
00:19:13,875 --> 00:19:14,916
[guard groans]
407
00:19:15,791 --> 00:19:16,625
Shit.
408
00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:19,708
Quick, follow me into that owl's ass!
409
00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:25,291
'Taint nothing wrong
with a-masturbating yourself in public.
410
00:19:25,375 --> 00:19:27,833
Why, it's as natural as a spring day!
411
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:30,500
Stuck in the back
because of our weird faces.
412
00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:32,583
No one understands our pain.
413
00:19:32,666 --> 00:19:35,291
Yo, bitches, the posse feels your pain.
414
00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:37,333
They always sit us in the back.
415
00:19:37,416 --> 00:19:40,125
[Myc] Probably because you're
literal fucking clowns.
416
00:19:40,208 --> 00:19:43,666
Check a mirror, my ninja.
Society is clowning on you.
417
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,750
You feeling disrespected?
Treated like a joke?
418
00:19:46,833 --> 00:19:50,333
[groans] Our missions
do feel suspiciously like B-stories.
419
00:19:50,416 --> 00:19:51,583
Here's our literature.
420
00:19:56,666 --> 00:19:58,916
♪ Recognize miracles ♪
421
00:19:59,458 --> 00:20:02,625
[Myc] My God! He has the most
powerful mind I've ever encountered.
422
00:20:02,708 --> 00:20:07,916
This insane clown posse is starting
to sound like a sane clown posse!
423
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,416
Welcome to the dark carnival, my friends.
424
00:20:10,500 --> 00:20:12,541
[Juggalos cheer]
425
00:20:15,083 --> 00:20:17,083
I can't believe we knocked out the Pope.
426
00:20:17,166 --> 00:20:19,916
I can't believe we brainwashed Alex Jones.
427
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,250
[laughter]
428
00:20:24,750 --> 00:20:27,583
So why'd they send you
to Anon-Anon anyway?
429
00:20:28,875 --> 00:20:30,583
Oof. Oh, boy.
430
00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:35,041
So, the day I was supposed
to get my Illuminati ten-year pin,
431
00:20:35,125 --> 00:20:39,666
they caught me trying to drink
an entire vat of mind-erasing liquid.
432
00:20:39,750 --> 00:20:41,375
Jesus, why?
433
00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:44,083
In college, I was a conspiracy theorist.
434
00:20:44,166 --> 00:20:45,916
I believed that behind the chaos
435
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:50,208
there must be some secret group
of geniuses that could save the world.
436
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:51,875
But look at these idiots.
437
00:20:53,583 --> 00:20:55,416
[gurgling groaning]
438
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:58,583
Shadow government is just as dumb
as the regular government.
439
00:20:58,666 --> 00:21:01,333
[in unison]
It's just assholes all the way down.
440
00:21:02,541 --> 00:21:05,583
You were right about me, you know.
I did just want revenge.
441
00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:07,916
I even came up with a 30-point plan.
442
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,500
[chuckles] Even your vengeance is type A.
443
00:21:10,583 --> 00:21:12,416
[chuckles] Yeah.
444
00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:16,000
God, why do smart people
always make dumb mistakes?
445
00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:17,625
Because the smarter you are,
446
00:21:17,708 --> 00:21:20,458
the better you are at rationalizing
stupid decisions.
447
00:21:20,958 --> 00:21:25,000
That's why the smartest people
end up working for the worst companies.
448
00:21:25,583 --> 00:21:29,208
Well, maybe not everything
is a stupid decision.
449
00:21:31,291 --> 00:21:32,500
Like what?
450
00:21:33,208 --> 00:21:34,500
Like this?
451
00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:39,083
Oh wow, enemies to lovers.
That's never been done before.
452
00:21:39,166 --> 00:21:42,208
[clears throat] Yeah, giant cliché.
As if we would do that.
453
00:21:43,791 --> 00:21:46,000
-I really want to, though.
-Very much same!
454
00:21:46,083 --> 00:21:48,083
[gentle music plays]
455
00:21:51,291 --> 00:21:53,416
[emcee] And now, the final round.
456
00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:57,875
The ancient noble competition
known as the Pissing Contest!
457
00:21:57,958 --> 00:22:00,208
Watch me be number one at number one.
458
00:22:00,291 --> 00:22:04,333
The only thing you'll be pissing away
is your reputation. Watch this.
459
00:22:04,916 --> 00:22:07,291
-[both grunt]
-[crowd gasps]
460
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:09,833
Um… Okay!
461
00:22:09,916 --> 00:22:11,000
Mamma mia!
462
00:22:11,083 --> 00:22:12,833
I'm clutching my pearls!
463
00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:14,375
[suspenseful music plays]
464
00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:19,500
-What the… I didn't mean--
-I didn't mean… You…
465
00:22:19,583 --> 00:22:20,833
I mean, not unless…
466
00:22:20,916 --> 00:22:23,666
[cheering]
467
00:22:23,750 --> 00:22:25,041
It's a draw!
468
00:22:25,125 --> 00:22:29,250
A years-long feud ended
in one beautiful gesture of intimacy.
469
00:22:29,333 --> 00:22:32,000
Now this is finally a party!
470
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:35,375
You will rue the day
you humiliated the Illuminati.
471
00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:36,458
We see all!
472
00:22:36,541 --> 00:22:38,125
See my ass, Kluge.
473
00:22:38,208 --> 00:22:41,750
Cognito will bury you for this
like we buried Jimmy Hoffa!
474
00:22:43,875 --> 00:22:47,041
Yo, maybe Cognito
isn't just some boomer shit.
475
00:22:47,125 --> 00:22:50,416
-These guys are progressive as hell.
-Hey, listen up, you dicks.
476
00:22:50,500 --> 00:22:52,041
Y'all Brett-y for this?
477
00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:54,125
[upbeat music plays]
478
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:57,208
Oh, guys, please,
whatever this is, don't do it.
479
00:22:57,291 --> 00:22:59,875
[rapping] ♪ It's time to rhyme
It's a rhyming time ♪
480
00:22:59,958 --> 00:23:02,333
♪ Your treatment of my friend is a crime ♪
481
00:23:02,416 --> 00:23:03,291
Oh God.
482
00:23:12,166 --> 00:23:14,750
[laughter]
483
00:23:14,833 --> 00:23:17,250
That was your plan? A rap battle?
484
00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:20,583
You're fucking with the greatest rapper
of all time, son!
485
00:23:20,666 --> 00:23:22,166
[tense music plays]
486
00:23:22,250 --> 00:23:23,083
[scoffs]
487
00:23:23,166 --> 00:23:26,125
[laughs] No, that wasn't our real plan.
488
00:23:26,208 --> 00:23:29,458
I spiked everyone's drinks with LSD
over an hour ago.
489
00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:30,750
[dramatic music plays]
490
00:23:30,833 --> 00:23:34,333
We just needed to get you in one place
so we could watch.
491
00:23:34,416 --> 00:23:38,000
What? But I've never tried drugs before,
I'm high on life!
492
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:40,791
Well, now you're high
on laboratory-grade brown acid.
493
00:23:40,875 --> 00:23:43,166
Prepare for psychedelic ego death!
494
00:23:43,250 --> 00:23:46,000
Oh God, I'm slightly overrated.
495
00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:49,791
If I tweet that, people will destroy me
for saying, "Beyoncé is overrated."
496
00:23:49,875 --> 00:23:52,083
Somebody get that dirt off my shoulder.
497
00:23:52,166 --> 00:23:55,750
I helped bring humanity
to the point of inevitable destruction!
498
00:23:55,833 --> 00:23:57,000
[groans]
499
00:23:57,083 --> 00:24:01,125
I'm sorry, Gigi. I am corny,
white history teacher bullshit.
500
00:24:01,208 --> 00:24:03,875
For fuck's sake,
I wrote the intro to a Garfield book!
501
00:24:03,958 --> 00:24:05,166
You can Google it.
502
00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:07,750
I'll give you a job. Just make this stop!
503
00:24:07,833 --> 00:24:09,500
[suspenseful music plays]
504
00:24:10,291 --> 00:24:13,583
Oh, I guess I am throwing away my shot.
505
00:24:13,666 --> 00:24:15,000
[Lin Manuel sobs]
506
00:24:15,083 --> 00:24:16,791
Really? You gave up your dream job?
507
00:24:16,875 --> 00:24:20,000
I already have a job
where I am the coolest in comparison.
508
00:24:20,083 --> 00:24:21,166
-Aw!
-Aw!
509
00:24:21,250 --> 00:24:22,708
[wailing]
510
00:24:22,791 --> 00:24:24,833
I'm not the first Oprah.
511
00:24:25,958 --> 00:24:29,916
Wow, I really enjoy
rivalry sex, apparently.
512
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:34,416
-Something's wrong with me.
-No, something is wrong with us.
513
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:36,875
[scoffs] Boo. Corny.
514
00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:41,458
You know what? I'm done wasting my energy
trying to fight my dad.
515
00:24:41,541 --> 00:24:44,041
He's just gonna fuck things up
on his own anyway.
516
00:24:44,125 --> 00:24:47,583
Maybe my next crazy plot
should be my own happiness.
517
00:24:47,666 --> 00:24:49,791
At least then you might have less regrets.
518
00:24:51,333 --> 00:24:52,500
[gentle music plays]
519
00:24:55,291 --> 00:24:56,708
To moving forward?
520
00:24:57,625 --> 00:24:58,666
To moving forward.
521
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,291
Wait, did you light this?
522
00:25:03,375 --> 00:25:04,750
I thought you did.
523
00:25:04,833 --> 00:25:06,958
[in unison]
Oh, shit! Someone set the owl on fire!
524
00:25:07,041 --> 00:25:08,166
[dramatic music plays]
525
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,750
This whole thing has gone tits up.
Time to fire up the jet.
526
00:25:12,833 --> 00:25:15,208
-Where the hell are Glenn and Myc?
-[Glenn] We're not leaving.
527
00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:17,541
We found our family.
528
00:25:17,625 --> 00:25:20,250
Life is a struggle-o,
so now I'm a Juggalo.
529
00:25:20,333 --> 00:25:21,291
[Myc] Woop-woop!
530
00:25:21,375 --> 00:25:25,833
Drop the hatchet
on restrictive societal expectations!
531
00:25:25,916 --> 00:25:29,958
-Woop-woop!
-[cheering]
532
00:25:30,041 --> 00:25:30,916
What the shit?
533
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,375
You dumbasses look insane.
Look in a mirror.
534
00:25:35,416 --> 00:25:38,125
[Myc] Jesus Christ,
what the fuck are we doing?
535
00:25:38,208 --> 00:25:40,541
Why is my wallet on a metal leash?
536
00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:42,666
Where would it be trying to go?
537
00:25:42,750 --> 00:25:44,208
I thought we were into this!
538
00:25:44,291 --> 00:25:48,416
-[Myc] We look like fucking idiots, Glenn!
-My name isn't Glenn anymore.
539
00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:51,583
It's Killer Nugs,
and this tattoo is permanent.
540
00:26:01,666 --> 00:26:04,500
Wow. We hide out in an owl
for ten minutes and--
541
00:26:04,583 --> 00:26:06,458
The whole place falls apart without us.
542
00:26:06,541 --> 00:26:07,458
-Typical.
-Typical.
543
00:26:08,208 --> 00:26:10,250
Well, I should probably get back to my…
544
00:26:10,333 --> 00:26:13,250
Yeah, and I should probably
get back to my…
545
00:26:13,333 --> 00:26:14,166
Yeah.
546
00:26:15,916 --> 00:26:17,375
Two rival companies.
547
00:26:18,333 --> 00:26:19,958
We could get in a lot of trouble.
548
00:26:20,041 --> 00:26:23,208
Yeah, if only we were in a line of work
where we both knew how to keep a secret.
549
00:26:23,291 --> 00:26:24,750
[both laugh]
550
00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:29,041
Still, it's gonna be, uh, pretty stressful
hiding this whole thing.
551
00:26:29,125 --> 00:26:32,208
We're probably gonna need
a lot of therapy.
552
00:26:32,708 --> 00:26:34,916
-See you at the next meeting?
-I'll be there.
553
00:26:35,458 --> 00:26:37,041
[romantic music plays]
554
00:26:39,250 --> 00:26:43,791
Oh God. I, Alex Jones,
am secretly in love with Hillary Clinton.
555
00:26:43,875 --> 00:26:45,375
Don't tell, people!
556
00:26:45,458 --> 00:26:46,458
[dramatic music plays]
557
00:26:46,541 --> 00:26:47,416
[man] Aha!
558
00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:49,166
[laughs]
559
00:26:49,250 --> 00:26:53,416
I'm free! I'm free! [laughs]
560
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:54,500
Who the hell are you?
561
00:26:54,583 --> 00:26:55,833
Who the hell am I?
562
00:26:55,916 --> 00:26:58,625
I'm J.R. fucking Scheimpough.
563
00:26:58,708 --> 00:27:01,333
Who the hell are you? Chewbacca?
564
00:27:01,416 --> 00:27:02,750
Goddamn it.
565
00:27:03,833 --> 00:27:06,750
[mysterious music plays]
566
00:27:31,791 --> 00:27:34,750
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