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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎媽媽的QR碼到底去哪了？

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‎好

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‎我們再加把勁，敲定企劃吧

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‎不會吧？都搞一整晚了

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‎我先洗洗睡了

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‎這才對嘛

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‎這個給你起床喝

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‎我先回家一趟

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‎等一下！

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‎妳不能走！明天就要簡報了

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‎妳該不會為了交差

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‎隨便找顆蛋敷衍我吧？

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‎煩欸，就說這是小蛋黃了

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‎那妳說說看

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‎我要怎樣才能看見小蛋黃？

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‎到頭來

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‎大家都活在自己眼中的世界

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‎小蛋黃說你絕對看不見

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‎你被討厭了

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‎小蛋黃這樣說？

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‎沒錯

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‎小蛋黃大師

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‎拜託啦，我幫你搥肩膀

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‎那是屁股

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‎抱歉，那就…

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‎這裡呢？

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‎還是屁股

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‎糟糕，那這裡呢？

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‎是屁股啦

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‎到處都屁股！哪裡才是肩膀啦？

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‎煩死了，到底怎樣才能看見？

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‎不如就放棄，好好休息吧

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‎還是你就放棄，好好休息一下？

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‎放棄、休息？

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‎那樣的話，立刻就會變成人生失敗組

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‎我懂了

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‎看不見小蛋黃

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‎是因為我不夠努力

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‎這樣如何？

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‎還是這樣？

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‎這樣呢？

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‎如何？

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‎拜託你出現

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‎光看都覺得累了

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‎我知道了

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‎是嗎？

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‎這根本只是顆生蛋

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‎上次那個是幻覺

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‎竟然把生蛋錯看成生物

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‎我一定是腦袋出問題了

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‎你是在偷罵我吧

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‎大家好，辛苦囉

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‎島田哥，辛苦了

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‎這傢伙都叫那顆生蛋“小蛋黃”

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‎小蛋黃！

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‎什麼？

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‎你拿到醬油啦？讚喔

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‎島田哥，你看得見嗎？

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‎嗯？一直都看得見喔

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‎島田哥也腦袋出問題…

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‎小蛋黃，你來這裡做什麼？

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‎找媽媽？

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‎不會吧？

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‎很適合拍節目耶

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‎什麼？

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‎人小志氣高啊

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‎值得讚許

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‎小蛋黃說什麼？

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‎小蛋黃說自己在找媽媽

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‎確實很適合拍節目

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‎所以小蛋黃是真的囉？

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‎小蛋黃

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‎請回答我的問題吧

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‎你到底是從哪裡來的？

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‎還要一個新的

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‎小蛋黃說還要一個新的

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‎“還要一顆星”？

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‎原來你是外星人？

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‎為什麼來地球？

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‎反正注定都要被吃掉

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‎好像是來被吃掉的

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‎被人類吞下、進入體內

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‎人類吞下之後，會怎麼樣？

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‎變成養分吧？

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‎會變成養分

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‎把人類當成養分，在人體內生長？

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‎你剛才說你在找媽媽

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‎那是什麼意思？

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‎我被一個麻煩的傢伙纏上了

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‎似乎是惹上麻煩了

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‎麻煩？

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‎外星人的糾紛？

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‎不得了

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‎感謝您百忙之中撥出寶貴的時間

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‎本企劃一定能在日本…

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‎不對，一定能在全世界掀起話題…

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‎不好意思，我半小時後有會議

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‎可以趕緊開始嗎？

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‎是，那我就馬上開始

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‎（GD企劃）

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‎這是外星訪客小蛋黃

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‎蛋黃…

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‎他們被人類吞下後

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‎便寄生在體內，吸取養分

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‎最終控制宿主，將其轉化為蛋黃人

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‎蛋黃

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‎堪稱完美無缺的地球入侵計畫

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‎但是！

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‎一場外星人的糾紛

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‎導致母親從此下落不明

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‎感動人心的重逢能否實現？

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‎入侵地球的夢想能否成真？

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‎請歡迎小蛋黃

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‎立刻把蛋拿走

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‎他也看不見

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‎井上導演應該沒事吧？

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‎小蛋黃，你之後打算怎麼辦？

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‎好累

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‎蛋黃哥！

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‎我就知道你在這裡

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‎謝天謝地

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‎對不起，沒有馬上來救你

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‎我也很想早一點來…

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‎可是，我把媽媽的QR碼弄丟了

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‎沒關係啦

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‎又不確定我們是不是雞蛋

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‎又在說這種話

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‎我晃

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‎找到了！

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‎卵黃繫帶真好用啊

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‎請問，發生什麼事了？

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‎-妳看得懂這個嗎？
‎-太厲害了

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‎（鮮蛋履歷）

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‎原來是產銷履歷

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‎產銷？

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‎可以查到你們媽媽在哪裡

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‎有提到媽媽嗎？

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‎她叫茱莉亞

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‎要不要我打去農場問問？

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‎好！

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‎茱莉亞，多麼悅耳的名字

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‎什麼？真的假的？

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‎你們媽媽已經被送去養雞場的餐廳了

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‎-什麼？
‎-被吃掉了

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‎不過還有機會

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‎虧我那麼努力

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‎根本就沒有會動的蛋嘛

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‎井上導演

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‎嗨！

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‎懶洋洋的…

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‎會動的蛋

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‎終於看見了

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‎我們得趕快去農場了

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‎找到小蛋黃的媽媽了？

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‎對

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‎那我去吧

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‎好不容易看見小蛋黃了嘛

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‎真是莫名其妙的發展

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‎一定要在早上前送到喔

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‎知道了！一定及時送達！

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‎不能太有幹勁啦

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‎那就麻煩你了

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‎不會吧？

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‎終於到了

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