1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:11,291 ‎NETFLIX 剧集 2 00:00:13,875 --> 00:00:16,333 ‎片名:蛋黄哥大冒险 3 00:00:21,875 --> 00:00:25,958 ‎真想知道妈妈的二维码在哪里 4 00:00:27,416 --> 00:00:28,458 ‎好! 5 00:00:28,541 --> 00:00:31,500 ‎就要完成了 我们再把细节敲一下 6 00:00:31,583 --> 00:00:35,333 ‎什么?我们都工作了一整夜了 7 00:00:36,875 --> 00:00:38,750 ‎晚安咯 8 00:00:38,833 --> 00:00:40,583 ‎我理解你 9 00:00:45,166 --> 00:00:46,958 ‎醒来之后记得喝这个 10 00:00:50,625 --> 00:00:52,791 ‎我先回家了 11 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:55,125 ‎嘿 等下 稍等一下! 12 00:00:55,208 --> 00:00:58,291 ‎你不能走!明天就要汇报了 13 00:00:58,375 --> 00:01:01,708 ‎你是不是随便找了颗鸡蛋来应付我 14 00:01:01,791 --> 00:01:04,666 ‎这样你就可以脱身了? 15 00:01:05,291 --> 00:01:09,291 ‎拜托 这就是小蛋黄 错不了 16 00:01:09,916 --> 00:01:11,458 ‎那跟我说说 17 00:01:12,541 --> 00:01:17,041 ‎我要如何看出来这颗蛋是小蛋黄 18 00:01:17,125 --> 00:01:18,708 ‎最终 19 00:01:18,791 --> 00:01:23,083 ‎你只能生活在自己眼中的世界里 20 00:01:27,208 --> 00:01:30,625 ‎小蛋黄说你永远都无法看到他 21 00:01:32,541 --> 00:01:35,500 ‎他大概不喜欢你吧 22 00:01:37,625 --> 00:01:39,250 ‎小蛋黄这么说的? 23 00:01:40,333 --> 00:01:41,708 ‎毫无疑问 24 00:01:43,541 --> 00:01:44,375 ‎小蛋黄先生 25 00:01:44,458 --> 00:01:46,916 ‎拜托了嘛 我来帮你按摩肩膀 26 00:01:48,958 --> 00:01:50,041 ‎那是他的屁股啦 27 00:01:51,958 --> 00:01:54,333 ‎不好意思 28 00:01:54,416 --> 00:01:55,833 ‎这里如何? 29 00:01:57,166 --> 00:01:58,416 ‎还是屁股 30 00:01:59,208 --> 00:02:01,625 ‎哎呀 那这里呢? 31 00:02:04,375 --> 00:02:05,416 ‎仍然是屁股 32 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:08,583 ‎他浑身都是屁股吗? ‎肩膀到底在哪里? 33 00:02:08,666 --> 00:02:13,125 ‎真是的 ‎我要怎么做才能见到小蛋黄? 34 00:02:13,208 --> 00:02:17,000 ‎不如躺平休息吧? 35 00:02:19,291 --> 00:02:22,375 ‎你不如躺平休息吧? 36 00:02:24,833 --> 00:02:26,250 ‎“躺平休息”? 37 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:32,708 ‎这么做就等于立即承认失败了 38 00:02:34,541 --> 00:02:35,708 ‎我明白了 39 00:02:37,208 --> 00:02:39,250 ‎之所以看不到小蛋黄… 40 00:02:41,291 --> 00:02:43,583 ‎是因为我仍然不够努力 41 00:02:48,250 --> 00:02:49,083 ‎这样呢? 42 00:02:52,125 --> 00:02:52,958 ‎或者这样? 43 00:02:54,708 --> 00:02:55,916 ‎这样如何? 44 00:02:57,416 --> 00:02:58,250 ‎怎么样? 45 00:03:00,125 --> 00:03:00,958 ‎拜托! 46 00:03:01,500 --> 00:03:04,041 ‎光看着你我都累了 47 00:03:07,791 --> 00:03:09,208 ‎我懂了 48 00:03:09,291 --> 00:03:10,416 ‎是吗? 49 00:03:11,750 --> 00:03:14,833 ‎这就是一颗生鸡蛋 50 00:03:15,375 --> 00:03:17,583 ‎那天我看到的都是自己想象出来的 51 00:03:18,083 --> 00:03:20,791 ‎我怎么能把一颗生鸡蛋看成活物呢? 52 00:03:21,666 --> 00:03:24,916 ‎我脑袋里一定都是 ‎像半熟蛋黄一样的浆糊 53 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:26,916 ‎不要出口伤人嘛 54 00:03:28,750 --> 00:03:32,041 ‎你们好啊 工作进行得怎么样了? 55 00:03:35,208 --> 00:03:36,916 ‎你好 岛田先生!很高兴见到你 56 00:03:39,333 --> 00:03:42,166 ‎铃木一直称这枚生鸡蛋为“小蛋黄” 57 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:44,375 ‎小蛋黄! 58 00:03:44,875 --> 00:03:45,791 ‎啊? 59 00:03:47,208 --> 00:03:49,916 ‎在喝酱油吗?真不错 60 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,666 ‎岛田先生 你能看到小蛋黄? 61 00:03:51,750 --> 00:03:53,875 ‎嗯?我一直都能看到他啊 62 00:03:53,958 --> 00:03:56,208 ‎这么说岛田先生的脑袋也像半熟… 63 00:03:57,250 --> 00:03:59,458 ‎你在这里做什么呢 小蛋黄? 64 00:04:00,916 --> 00:04:02,916 ‎找我的妈妈? 65 00:04:04,875 --> 00:04:06,000 ‎真的吗? 66 00:04:06,083 --> 00:04:08,333 ‎挺适合拍成电视节目啊! 67 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:09,250 ‎什么嘛? 68 00:04:09,333 --> 00:04:11,458 ‎拖着这副小小的身躯! 69 00:04:13,500 --> 00:04:16,250 ‎-多勇敢啊! ‎-什么?小蛋黄说了什么? 70 00:04:16,333 --> 00:04:18,291 ‎他在找妈妈 71 00:04:19,375 --> 00:04:22,166 ‎确实很适合拍成电视节目 72 00:04:23,250 --> 00:04:26,541 ‎这么说 小蛋黄是真的咯! 73 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:35,666 ‎小蛋黄 如果可以的话 74 00:04:36,250 --> 00:04:37,958 ‎请回答我的问题 75 00:04:38,666 --> 00:04:42,291 ‎你到底从哪里来的? 76 00:04:43,375 --> 00:04:46,541 ‎人家还要再喝一个嘛 77 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:50,083 ‎看样子小蛋黄想要再来一个 78 00:04:51,416 --> 00:04:54,541 ‎“再来一个” ‎ “再来一个星球”的意思吗? 79 00:04:55,708 --> 00:04:57,583 ‎所以他是外星人咯? 80 00:05:00,541 --> 00:05:02,291 ‎你为什么来地球? 81 00:05:03,083 --> 00:05:06,583 ‎我的“蛋生”命运就是被吃掉 82 00:05:07,333 --> 00:05:09,041 ‎他貌似说的是 “被吃掉” 83 00:05:10,416 --> 00:05:14,625 ‎通过人类的消化系统进入到身体 84 00:05:15,458 --> 00:05:17,958 ‎消化了他的人类会怎么样? 85 00:05:18,916 --> 00:05:21,791 ‎或许会成为营养? 86 00:05:21,875 --> 00:05:23,666 ‎他说:“会成为营养” 87 00:05:25,375 --> 00:05:29,375 ‎所以他们把人类当成营养 ‎在人体内生长? 88 00:05:34,666 --> 00:05:37,750 ‎你说你在找妈妈 89 00:05:37,833 --> 00:05:38,916 ‎这究竟是什么意思? 90 00:05:39,875 --> 00:05:40,916 ‎什么? 91 00:05:41,833 --> 00:05:45,375 ‎我被卷入到别人的麻烦中而已 92 00:05:46,291 --> 00:05:48,500 ‎他被卷入到别人的麻烦中 93 00:05:49,250 --> 00:05:50,416 ‎麻烦? 94 00:05:52,291 --> 00:05:54,083 ‎外星人之间的冲突? 95 00:05:55,333 --> 00:05:56,500 ‎太棒了 96 00:06:02,250 --> 00:06:04,958 ‎谢谢您在百忙之中特意跑一趟 97 00:06:05,833 --> 00:06:10,250 ‎这个项目一定会在日本 ‎乃至全世界引起轰动 98 00:06:10,833 --> 00:06:13,333 ‎抱歉 我半个小时后要开会 99 00:06:14,125 --> 00:06:15,500 ‎你可以直击主题吗? 100 00:06:16,500 --> 00:06:20,083 ‎好的 我现在就开始汇报 101 00:06:27,125 --> 00:06:29,333 ‎(小蛋黄项目) 102 00:06:30,125 --> 00:06:32,500 ‎这是小蛋黄 天外来客 103 00:06:32,583 --> 00:06:35,250 ‎蛋黄… 104 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:38,125 ‎当人们消化他们时 105 00:06:38,208 --> 00:06:41,166 ‎他们就将人类的身体作为宿主 ‎和营养来源 106 00:06:42,666 --> 00:06:46,250 ‎最终他们会控制其宿主 ‎将人类变成蛋黄人 107 00:06:46,333 --> 00:06:47,791 ‎蛋黄 108 00:06:48,833 --> 00:06:51,500 ‎他们的地球入侵计划完美无瑕 109 00:06:52,458 --> 00:06:53,625 ‎但是! 110 00:06:54,333 --> 00:06:57,291 ‎和其他外星人的冲突 ‎把他们和他们的母体分开了 111 00:06:58,833 --> 00:07:01,291 ‎会出现感人肺腑的重聚吗? 112 00:07:01,958 --> 00:07:05,125 ‎他们能实现入侵地球的梦想吗? 113 00:07:09,541 --> 00:07:11,916 ‎这就是小蛋黄! 114 00:07:19,416 --> 00:07:21,375 ‎首先 把这颗鸡蛋拿走 115 00:07:28,666 --> 00:07:30,750 ‎看来他也看不出来 116 00:07:37,500 --> 00:07:40,958 ‎不知道井上先生如何了 117 00:07:45,375 --> 00:07:47,666 ‎你现在要怎么做呢 小蛋黄? 118 00:07:48,416 --> 00:07:49,916 ‎好无聊 119 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:52,416 ‎蛋黄哥! 120 00:07:52,916 --> 00:07:54,083 ‎啊? 121 00:07:58,958 --> 00:08:01,333 ‎我就知道你在这儿! 122 00:08:03,166 --> 00:08:05,000 ‎谢天谢地! 123 00:08:05,875 --> 00:08:07,750 ‎真抱歉 我没有马上过来 124 00:08:08,250 --> 00:08:11,791 ‎我本来想早点来的 125 00:08:13,458 --> 00:08:18,416 ‎但我弄丢了妈妈的二维码 126 00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:21,541 ‎没关系的 127 00:08:21,625 --> 00:08:25,000 ‎反正我们也不知道 ‎自己是不是真的来自于鸡蛋 128 00:08:25,083 --> 00:08:26,666 ‎你总是这么讲 129 00:08:30,791 --> 00:08:32,958 ‎在这儿呢! 130 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:36,333 ‎卵带还真派上用场了 131 00:08:36,875 --> 00:08:39,916 ‎什么情况? 132 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,416 ‎嘿 你读得懂这个吗? 133 00:08:42,500 --> 00:08:43,333 ‎哇 134 00:08:45,666 --> 00:08:46,791 ‎(鸡蛋背后的故事) 135 00:08:47,916 --> 00:08:49,916 ‎可以追踪到呢 是吧? 136 00:08:50,708 --> 00:08:51,583 ‎追踪? 137 00:08:52,750 --> 00:08:55,791 ‎我们可以找到你妈在哪里 138 00:08:55,875 --> 00:08:58,416 ‎上面有没有介绍我妈妈? 139 00:09:00,625 --> 00:09:02,291 ‎她的名字叫茱莉亚 140 00:09:04,333 --> 00:09:07,791 ‎要不要我打给农场问问? 141 00:09:08,625 --> 00:09:09,500 ‎好啊! 142 00:09:11,416 --> 00:09:16,458 ‎茱莉亚是吧?多好听的名字啊! 143 00:09:18,625 --> 00:09:22,166 ‎什么?真的吗? 144 00:09:27,791 --> 00:09:32,625 ‎他们说你妈妈 ‎已经被送到养鸡场的餐厅了 145 00:09:32,708 --> 00:09:35,166 ‎-什么? ‎-这么说她被吃了 146 00:09:37,041 --> 00:09:38,916 ‎但仍然有机会的 147 00:09:44,583 --> 00:09:46,333 ‎我这么努力 148 00:09:47,458 --> 00:09:50,291 ‎最后会动的鸡蛋也没引起什么重视 149 00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:56,333 ‎井上先生 150 00:09:56,416 --> 00:09:57,333 ‎喂! 151 00:09:59,208 --> 00:10:03,666 ‎一颗懒懒的…会动的鸡蛋! 152 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:06,958 ‎这么说你总算看到我了 153 00:10:09,208 --> 00:10:11,291 ‎我们现在得去那个农场 154 00:10:11,875 --> 00:10:13,791 ‎你找到小蛋黄的妈妈了? 155 00:10:14,416 --> 00:10:15,250 ‎对 156 00:10:15,333 --> 00:10:16,458 ‎那我要去 157 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,333 ‎毕竟现在我能看到小蛋黄了 158 00:10:19,416 --> 00:10:21,750 ‎好奇怪的反转 159 00:10:21,833 --> 00:10:24,583 ‎拜托一定要在早上之前赶到 160 00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:27,750 ‎知道了 无论如何 ‎我都会把他们送过去的 161 00:10:27,833 --> 00:10:31,250 ‎也别太费心了 162 00:10:31,333 --> 00:10:34,083 ‎请收好 163 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:35,916 ‎啊? 164 00:11:01,708 --> 00:11:02,541 ‎我们到了 165 00:12:07,041 --> 00:12:10,333 ‎字幕翻译:七月