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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎啾！

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‎啾

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‎怎麼了，雞動哥？

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‎再也見不到媽媽了

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‎根本就逃不出去嘛

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‎我只能在籠子裡長大了

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‎雞不都是這樣嗎？

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‎雞動哥

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‎我問你

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‎見到媽媽之後，你打算做什麼？

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‎咦？

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‎我沒考慮那麼多

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‎我只是很想見她

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‎如果真的見到了

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‎我想請教她怎麼飛

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‎還不錯

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‎對吧？

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‎我要跟媽媽一起翱翔天際

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‎想去哪裡，就去哪裡！

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‎雞不會飛吧？

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‎不可以擅自下定論！

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‎堅持信念很重要

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‎不可以放棄！

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‎雞動哥

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‎這段話，我要原封不動還給你

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‎現在就認定逃不出去，還太早了吧？

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‎老大來了

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‎老大？

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‎蛋蛋黑手黨的老大

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‎我曾聽過謠言

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‎老大幹掉了數不清的蛋

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‎渾身沾滿鮮血

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‎喔，就是歐姆蛋嘛

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‎老大可不是普通的歐姆蛋

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‎是西西里風歐姆蛋！

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‎蛋蛋黑手黨就是不同凡響

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‎違抗老大就是死路一條
‎會變成老大身上的一部分

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‎啾？

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‎竟敢偷我們的東西，真是膽大包天啊

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‎我們沒有偷東西

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‎你騙人

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‎竟敢睜眼說瞎話？

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‎知道我身上用了多少顆蛋嗎？

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‎隨便啦

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‎什麼？

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‎那我問你

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‎如果真是我們偷的

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‎東西又在哪裡？

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‎有道理

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‎搞什麼？

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‎你是怎麼逃跑的？

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‎不知道啦

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‎好像被什麼東西拖走了

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‎我知道了

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‎是他們

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‎追上去！

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‎追上去就能找到罪魁禍首了

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‎可是

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‎我們怕怕

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‎看來只能靠那傢伙了

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‎我先洗洗睡了

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‎這樣吧

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‎只要你們查出罪魁禍首

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‎把東西還回來

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‎我就放了你們

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‎不過，要是敢逃走

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‎就會被找出來
‎做成我身上的一部分

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‎-做成香煎雞肉和…
‎-啾

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‎攪得稀巴爛的蛋沙拉

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‎建議不要

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‎我已經臭掉了

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‎蛋黃哥！

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‎我滾…

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‎我們就等著看吧

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‎歐姆

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‎就在這附近吧？

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‎有人爆料看到會動的蛋

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‎應該是吧

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‎-怎麼了？
‎-什麼？

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‎啾

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‎喂！排水管有東西！

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‎啾？

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‎啾！

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‎這裡是中式餐廳！

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‎這是什麼地方？

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‎千萬別大意

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‎原來如此

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‎敵人是他們！

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‎中華歷史三千年的產物

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‎比蛋蛋黑手黨還要黑暗的存在

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‎我回去了

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‎站住！

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‎別開大燈嘛

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‎都被看透了，好害羞喔

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‎一點都不可怕啊

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‎這些皮蛋就是偷東西的罪魁禍首

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‎別被那外表騙了！

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‎“東西”？

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‎你是指那個嗎？

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‎感覺好放鬆

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‎我再也不出來了

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‎你們把東西偷來是為了做皮蛋？

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‎沒錯

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‎乾燥劑…

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‎是製作皮蛋…

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‎重要的材料

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‎啾？

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‎蛋黃哥？

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‎真不錯

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‎不可以！

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‎只要泡40天，就能變成皮蛋了

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‎什麼？比水煮蛋的時間還長

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‎我們皮蛋…

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‎就愛宅在家

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‎不想長大

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‎我懂

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‎真的嗎？

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‎責任、獨立什麼的，好累

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‎什麼？

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‎長大不就只是氧化還原反應？

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‎真的嗎？

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‎反正我就是不想工作啦

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‎“不想工作”？

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‎太帥了

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‎別泡了

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‎要是不還回去，我們就麻煩大了

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‎真的嗎？那我們願意還回去

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‎還回去…

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‎什麼？

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‎東西拿回來了

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‎幹得好！

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‎我有一個請求

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‎拜託給我一個！

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‎應該是兩個吧？

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‎好啊

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‎太好了！

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‎這樣就不會臭掉了

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‎醬油

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‎應該沒那回事喔

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‎那玩意是乾燥劑

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‎作用是避免海苔之類的乾燥物品受潮

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‎什麼？

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‎沒辦法防腐啦

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‎我們稍微誇大了一下

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‎騙買家可以延長壽命

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‎真假？

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‎醬油

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‎太好了！

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‎什麼？

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‎怎麼會有效？

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‎因為病由心生吧

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‎是這樣？

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‎再見了，蛋黃哥、雞動哥

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‎真是令人難忘的一晚

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‎對水煮蛋好像沒效耶

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‎終於找到了

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‎蛋黃哥！

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‎這就是會動的蛋

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‎這應該不是普通的生雞蛋吧？

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‎沒錯

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‎好

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‎終於可以回家了

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‎回公司囉

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‎不會吧？

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‎快上車

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‎蛋黃哥！

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‎不可以！

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‎蛋黃哥！

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‎不要啊！

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‎奇怪，不見了！

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‎媽媽的QR碼

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‎該不會是…

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‎那時候弄掉了

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‎得快點找回來

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