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‎NETFLIX 影集

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‎慢死了

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‎你待會可不能這個態度

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‎再不拿到東西我們就慘了

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‎麻煩大了

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‎對方是黑道

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‎要是擺出那種態度

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‎會被消失喔

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‎來了

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‎速戰速決吧

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‎先把我要的交出來

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‎沒問題，醬油帶來了

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‎就是那個！

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‎只要有那個，你就不會再臭掉了

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‎酸蛋哥說的

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‎有一種神奇的玩意可以防止食物壞掉

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‎想要！

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‎不過，掌握貨源的

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‎是黑道狠角色

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‎狠角色啊

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‎你有醬油嗎？

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‎沒有

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‎我去找醬油來

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‎要是臭掉就見不到媽媽了

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‎而且你想被做成料理吧？

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‎在這裡等我

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‎等一下

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‎跟那群傢伙扯上關係

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‎會引火上身

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‎引火上身？我討厭熱呼呼的！

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‎不是字面上的意思啦

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‎臉也差太多了吧

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‎不過你是誰？

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‎我是水煮蛋

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‎水煮15分鐘而成

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‎外表、內在都是條硬漢

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‎硬梆梆

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‎總之，離他們遠一點

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‎那傢伙是滷蛋

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‎令人聞風喪蛋的蛋蛋黑手黨幹部

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‎蛋蛋黑手黨？

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‎跟他們扯上關係，不只引火上身

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‎-還會燒成炭灰
‎-炭燒？

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‎他們走了

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‎什麼？

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‎有股怪味

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‎幹嘛啦？

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‎糟糕！

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‎發臭的範圍變大了！

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‎你要聞到什麼時候？

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‎有點上癮了

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‎蛋黃哥，你要是沒離開冰箱

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‎可能早就變成料理了

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‎都怪我找你一起來找媽媽

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‎真的

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‎對吧？

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‎既然如此

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‎就一定要弄到那東西

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‎辦法只有一個

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‎什麼辦法？

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‎跟愛情一樣

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‎想要

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‎就偷過來

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‎這裡是蛋蛋黑手黨的地盤？

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‎標記是一個很潮的吉祥物

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‎很潮？

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‎就在裡面

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‎一點都不潮

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‎跟我來，我滾

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‎我滾…

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‎來吧

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‎不會有事吧？

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‎保持警覺

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‎我們即將進入對方的巢穴

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‎黑暗蛋世界

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‎一片黑暗

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‎小雞太顯眼了

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‎究竟是先有蛋？

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‎還是先有雞？

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‎找不到的答案就算了吧

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‎今晚就好，懶洋洋地過吧

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‎懶洋洋的就好

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‎不論早、中、晚

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‎懶洋洋一整天

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‎這裡好多蛋黃哥喔

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‎居然用卵黃繫帶

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‎不可以

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‎不要啊

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‎他們的總部在貴賓室

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‎就在那扇門後

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‎淨重60克的大號蛋黃哥

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‎現在怎麼辦？

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‎走那邊

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‎有跟上來嗎？

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‎我滾…

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‎看看下面

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‎啾

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‎只要把那個弄到手，就不會臭掉了

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‎要怎麼弄到手？

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‎-醬油
‎-不可以

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‎“要怎麼弄到手”？

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‎答案就在你的手中

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‎卵黃繫帶？

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‎-雖然料理時礙事，但是營養豐富
‎-醬油

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‎-現在派上用場了，把蛋黃哥降下去
‎-醬油

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‎-神不知鬼不覺地把東西弄到手
‎-醬油

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‎這樣太危險了

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‎是嗎？

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‎如果因為懼怕還沒發生的未來
‎而裹足不前

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‎只會走上臭掉的命運

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‎就這麼辦吧，上吧

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‎算了，臭掉也是大自然的定律

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‎接受命運也是一條路

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‎就算你這麼說…

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‎怎樣？

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‎沒有，沒事

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‎幹嘛？

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‎那我就說了

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‎-水煮蛋，你好像也發臭了
‎-什麼？

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‎說什麼傻話

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‎我剛才撞到你的背，就聞到臭味了

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‎硫磺的味道

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‎嘔

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‎什麼？不可能

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‎我聞

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‎噁

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‎你是哪時煮的？

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‎五天前

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‎原來水煮蛋發臭也看不出來

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‎真假？只有一個辦法了

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‎醬油

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‎兩包喔！也幫我拿一包！

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‎醬油

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‎對，很好

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‎蛋黃哥！

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‎怎麼回事？

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‎東西不見了！

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‎我們什麼都沒做

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‎別狡辯了，老大不會信的

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‎別走啊

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‎怎麼辦？

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‎要見不到媽媽了

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‎想要醬油

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